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306: My Advice to You with Tara Reid · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey girl, I really want to be with you
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  Speaker 1: where you go downtown and a boy like me, Hey girl,
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: because that's type no name, I got that song. Oh
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  Speaker 1: Nanna classic, that is classic Rihanna, Man, that's what's my name?
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  Speaker 1: She's beautiful? Huh oh my god, Yes, big ree read
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  Speaker 1: little re read It don't matter. I just love me
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  Speaker 1: some Oh yeah, you like three red? We both remember
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  Speaker 1: had a DM moment when re re that's the right
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: way to say it. She got thick, got th h
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  Speaker 1: I CC when she went ahead and got thick with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I was feeling it and Donald was like,
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  Speaker 1: now you know what I've been saying. You know how
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  Speaker 1: I feel about thick women. M that's a nice color
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  Speaker 1: on you. What do you call that salmon? I like
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  Speaker 1: to think of it as red, but just washed a
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  Speaker 1: little bit too much. Joel, don't you call that salmon?
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  Speaker 1: I do believe that it's a salmon, Zach, Yeah, Salmon's
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  Speaker 1: a nice color with your skin tone. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: a really nice color with my skin tone. What's nuts?
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into the show. Want I texted you if
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  Speaker 1: you want to go to dinner tonight with me? That
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  Speaker 1: would be fun. We just gotta I just gotta ask
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: my daughter if she's down to you. Don't ever ask
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  Speaker 1: this daughter to do anything around the fucking house. She's
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  Speaker 1: twenty one years old, yeah, and they and she lives
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  Speaker 1: rent free, and she fucking leaves dishes in the sink,
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  Speaker 1: and y'all never say anything like, hey, can you watch
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  Speaker 1: the kids while we go to dinner? And I'm tired
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  Speaker 1: of it. It's not that we still feel like she
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  Speaker 1: has to be asked. No, she has to be told
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  Speaker 1: that's her rent, that's her rent money. Damn. So much
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: has happened. So much has happened this week go on.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Since we spoke, Joe l went ahead and hooked up
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  Speaker 1: the Oculus Yes and was playing it. And I got jealous, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I heard that there was a Star Wars game
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  Speaker 1: on Oculus that I just had to play, right, So
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  Speaker 1: I went out and got me an Oculus Quest two Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then I learned that the game that I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to play on the Oculus Quest two doesn't come with
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  Speaker 1: the Oculus Quest two. You need a PC. The Stars
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  Speaker 1: Classic Donald story ever, I went Donald Donald finds a
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  Speaker 1: hobby and then gets into it and then has to
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  Speaker 1: buy every single thing you could ever need for the hobby.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: You bought a flight chair, didn't you. I did buy
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  Speaker 1: a flight chair. Stop. Is it in the house? Not yet,
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  Speaker 1: it's not here. You should start doing the podcast from
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  Speaker 1: the flight chair, please? That might that might be might
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  Speaker 1: be with the from the flight chair with the goggles
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  Speaker 1: on playing the game. I really feel like we should
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  Speaker 1: get a four link going, get on this game, pilot
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  Speaker 1: around a little bit and do the podcast from the
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, can't we we should do an episode
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  Speaker 1: of the podcast where we're all with our goggles on
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  Speaker 1: in a virtual room together talking. I think that would
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  Speaker 1: be fun. We can do that. We can are They're
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  Speaker 1: like hang out rooms, Daniel, Yes, and my big screen
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  Speaker 1: it is great for this. And my avatar can show
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  Speaker 1: up in this yep, and I'll be able to touch
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  Speaker 1: him while I feel him. I mean, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: haptics are okay, they're not. That's the next step. We
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  Speaker 1: feel we could totally do virtual sex, dude, you and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's not that's not I don't think it's. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's I think our women would be okay if
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  Speaker 1: we just grow up each other in virtual space, right,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's I think I think it's not. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's cheating. If I penetrate you, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know whoa whoa Joel, you're the expert on this. If
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  Speaker 1: d Wan, if Dwan, if Donald must have been my
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  Speaker 1: dream last night, If Donald virtually penetrates me, is it
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  Speaker 1: is it cheating? Is it cheating? Uh? That depends on
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  Speaker 1: the boundaries you've set with your partner. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I can totally see some people being like, no,
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  Speaker 1: even virtually, I don't want you having relationships. I feel
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  Speaker 1: other people would be like, thank god, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't say. We didn't say relationship too far. If
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  Speaker 1: you penetrate someone, you're in you have some form of relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you guys are not boyfriend girlfriend, you are having
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  Speaker 1: We are a relationship. We might have fends. But in
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  Speaker 1: all seriousness, don't they have like virtual not virtual, but
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  Speaker 1: but but things that connect to your computer that simulate
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  Speaker 1: the female anatomy. Oh, I don't know they do. It's
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  Speaker 1: with apps that I think there are things you guys,
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  Speaker 1: that contract and and simulate the female anatomy. And then
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  Speaker 1: you go in the app and in the virtual world,
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  Speaker 1: and your and you and you and you feel it.
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  Speaker 1: It does not if this, if this doesn't sist. If
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  Speaker 1: this everyone is appropriate. It gives you, guys, as a
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  Speaker 1: present Christmas is coming if it exists. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: knowing Donald, because he's outfitting a whole room with virtual gear.
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  Speaker 1: This is probably already in the mail. But if it's not,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy it for you today. Is you're a
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  Speaker 1: Christmas present, This would make my Christmas. It would make
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  Speaker 1: my wife's Christmas too, yeah, because she'd be like, go yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: see Casey would be like, listen, leave me the fuck alone,
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  Speaker 1: go bang a virtual girl. Right, where is that? All
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, Donald Donald sliding into my DM's like, yo, yo,
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  Speaker 1: you want to meet up in virtual world? Wow? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, chill, bro broke back, virtual broke back virtual?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, like you in the virtual world. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we get We get up in the virtual WORLDLD ten.
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  Speaker 1: We're in a tent and we're fucking we have cattle
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  Speaker 1: to deal with than sh and fire, virtual hunting together,
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  Speaker 1: and then we virtual fucking Then I'm like, why can't
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  Speaker 1: I quit you? Yeah? Oh my god. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a game producer out there looking for content,
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  Speaker 1: I think virtual program is good fucking especially if they
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  Speaker 1: have this fake Majigi, which I'm gonna look up. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: should be googling that. Joelle, please welcome the program. Spare welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Joelle's afraid of google it because she doesn't want that
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  Speaker 1: ship coming up on her. Do you ever google? Do
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  Speaker 1: you ever google something embarrassing? And then you're on all
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  Speaker 1: those other pages and the ad starts coming up on
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  Speaker 1: other pages. It's hard, but I was I've never done that.
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  Speaker 1: But I was once on porn hub, like the night before,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't, you know, cancel out on the porn
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  Speaker 1: hub thing. And somebody was like, yo, uh such and
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  Speaker 1: such and such and such. I was like, how no, man,
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  Speaker 1: that didn't happen. Watch let me google it. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: I opened up my phone and it was on porn
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  Speaker 1: hub and some dirty shit, and I was like and
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  Speaker 1: I looked at the person, the person looked at me,
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  Speaker 1: and then there was like that understanding, like, oh you
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  Speaker 1: porn Hub two, you want to season you listen now,
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  Speaker 1: this conversation might not make it. You ever want to
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  Speaker 1: see somebody see if people watch porn in a when
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  Speaker 1: the world opens back up and we are in a
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  Speaker 1: crowded space. Again, all you have to do is this depressors.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody looks up. I guarantee somebody will look up like what,
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  Speaker 1: and then you guys will have a moment of laughing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's the brand of porn you like the
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  Speaker 1: most tunnel No, but that's the easy like, look, there's
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  Speaker 1: this whole There were these whole challenges that were up
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram where you know, young kids had uh drum
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  Speaker 1: sets and they would do this drum beat that comes
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  Speaker 1: with porn hub. You know what porn hub shuf doom
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  Speaker 1: do and it does the beat whatever the beat is.
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  Speaker 1: Kids were doing that in front of their dad's like, yo, dad,
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  Speaker 1: check out this beat I learned. And they did the
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  Speaker 1: beat and then the dad's reaction would be like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then the dad and the sun would have the
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  Speaker 1: moment like oh shit, you know I never saw that.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, welcome everybody the program. We're very excited
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  Speaker 1: to have you. We have Tara read on today, don't
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  Speaker 1: we got Yeah? Shall we bring her in? Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: She gets here, Oh she's not here yet. Oh she's
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  Speaker 1: not here yet. Oh she's fashionably late. You know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of star types can be fashionably late. Donald, maybe
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  Speaker 1: Tari read is fashionably late. They like to be a
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  Speaker 1: little late. They like to make us wait. She looks
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  Speaker 1: great in this episode, by the way. She looks so
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  Speaker 1: beautiful and I had This episode has a lot of
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  Speaker 1: funny stuff in it, a lot of classics, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of classics in this episode. So you want to do
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  Speaker 1: you want to do while we wait for Tara? Do
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  Speaker 1: you want to get into your to your recap? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but before we do that, let's get into we made
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  Speaker 1: a lot of bunch of docs nurses story. So gat
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  Speaker 1: around here, gat around here. All right, let's let's see.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my timer on you ready, yep, on
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  Speaker 1: your marks, gets set go. Doctor Cox is feeling his
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  Speaker 1: new position at work, and he knows if he gets
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  Speaker 1: JD and him on the same page, the rest of
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: the team will fall in line. Jad is still so
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  Speaker 1: in love with Elliott and can't recognize the hot new
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  Speaker 1: girl in the hospital played by Tara Reid, who has
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  Speaker 1: a bit of a crush on him. Carlo's brother Marco
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  Speaker 1: played by Freddie Rodriguez, is in town. Carlos so happy,
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  Speaker 1: but her brother and Turk don't get along. Turk learns
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  Speaker 1: Marco has a secret and can't wait for Carla to
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  Speaker 1: find out. We're all caught off guard when something unexpected happens.
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  Speaker 1: Most people fear the unexpected because it can throw a
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  Speaker 1: monkey wrench in your ship and turn your world upside down.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we're most powerful when we embrace the unexpected.
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  Speaker 1: Although it can be scary, it's usually the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: a new adventure. Well said, the unexpected is scary, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the most scariest things that we get.
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  Speaker 1: We get into comfort zones and we like the way
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  Speaker 1: we feel in our comfort zone. And then no matter
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  Speaker 1: what it is, whether it's a new relationship or a
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  Speaker 1: new job, or a baby or anything it's it puts
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  Speaker 1: us in an uncomfortable place, and we don't like it,
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  Speaker 1: and we want to crawl back into our proverbial fetal position. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you you're more powerful when you can roll with
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  Speaker 1: the unexpected. A change happens and you got the and
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  Speaker 1: you have the ability to adapt, and you run towards it,
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  Speaker 1: you get you manifest excitement about it. Right. That makes
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  Speaker 1: you way more powerful than being afraid of you know,
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  Speaker 1: the inevitable, Yes, which is something new is going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I think Elliott is so frigging in sensitive in this episode.
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  Speaker 1: She is. She is teasing him left and right. She
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  Speaker 1: is not empathetic at all at him all. I truly
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  Speaker 1: don't think she knows how he feels any Come on, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: she knows she's cuddling up to him. She's she I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. It just made me. It made me mad
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  Speaker 1: at her. I was like, I felt bad for JD
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  Speaker 1: because he's so has feelings for her and she's so oblivious.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think she's I don't know. I just
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  Speaker 1: what woman would be that oblivious. She's she's just like
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  Speaker 1: cuddling up to him and licking his face and there's
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  Speaker 1: no other room in another bed. Let me spoon you.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Oh it's Sean. Oh can I cut you out of
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  Speaker 1: a picture? For Sean? Like, I don't know, I just
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  Speaker 1: thought she was she was insensitive. Yeah, but she might
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: have been insensitive. But that scene with Rob on the
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  Speaker 1: mat on the top, it's one of the greatest scenes.
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  Speaker 1: I've often said, that's one. Is she here, Daniel? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's invite the terror read in my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Hi Hello, Tara Ko Hi Donna,
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  Speaker 1: Hi girl, how you doing a lot of You don't
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  Speaker 1: know this, but Tara Read and I went to high
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  Speaker 1: school together, and we were high school at the Performing
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  Speaker 1: Arts School. No, it wasn't the Performing Arts School. It
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: was the Professional Children's School. It's a big night. There's
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  Speaker 1: a difference between the Performing Arts School, which is the
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: same school. Right. You guys didn't dance on cabs, No
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  Speaker 1: we did not. We had it. But he used to
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  Speaker 1: sing and do hip hop on the church stairs. Now, Tara,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: we're so happy you're here. We were very excited because
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize how many episodes you did. You did
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of episodes, and I saw Zach. We
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: almost were the same outfit. I was gonna wear my
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: blackadies jumpsuit. That would have been even dover. Yeah, but Tara,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: you did a bunch of episodes, and I think it's
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: because you were so far. I mean, that's a good
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: sign because when you do that many episodes, it means
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  Speaker 1: Bill obviously thought you were hilarious and kept having more
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: and more for you to do. But but this was
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  Speaker 1: your first This was your first one, and so I'm
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  Speaker 1: so glad you're here to come on and I'm so
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: glad you said yes, yeah, absolutely, I'd love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: And when I found out as you and Donald's had nickname.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, is soon talked about that. Tara, what
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  Speaker 1: was Donald like in high school? Because I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: that you guys went to school together, and I just
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  Speaker 1: I just can't I can't imagine. I mean, I can't imagine.
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  Speaker 1: But tell us Donald was We had so much fun
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  Speaker 1: in high school. He actually was one of the only
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  Speaker 1: people that went to my house in New Jersey. I
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: was one of the only people that went to your
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  Speaker 1: house in New Jersey. And did that come about? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: How did that come about? So I had already been
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  Speaker 1: at the school for like a year or two. I
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  Speaker 1: think it might have been my sophomore. In my junior
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  Speaker 1: year was a freshman, and she came in And I
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: remember the first day Tara came in and she dressed
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  Speaker 1: like she was from Jersey, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like she had from Jersey dress. What the hell is
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  Speaker 1: that mean? Her hair was highest, she had the biggest
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  Speaker 1: hair you've ever seen in your life. Okay, that's that
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  Speaker 1: kind of Jersey we're all in, We're all from Manhattan.
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  Speaker 1: I was just like who is that girl right there?
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  Speaker 1: And so Tara, I actually we hung out the I
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  Speaker 1: think she stayed at the school. You stayed at school
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  Speaker 1: for a year. Yeah, I think it was a year
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  Speaker 1: or two years, year or two. But we hung out
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  Speaker 1: for the whole time that she was there. And then
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  Speaker 1: she moved to Los Angeles, and I remember hanging out
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: with like, uh, I think keV Jordan's and my friend
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Brad Kane. These are guys at all, or were in
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: the industry or are in the industry right now. We
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: went and saw The Big Lebowski, not knowing that Tara
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: was in it. Oh my god, she showed up on
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  Speaker 1: screen and I was like, yo, get the fuck. Holy shit,
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  Speaker 1: Tara made it, you know what I mean? He was
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  Speaker 1: the first person out of all of us, like none
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  Speaker 1: of us were really working at the time, like myself,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: dash myhawk. Tara, do you remember that Starry Paul's Donald
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Tara was Big Lebowski? Your big break was that? Your
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: first big part? For sure? I mean my first movie
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  Speaker 1: was based on a even King movie and I was
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: seven years old than that one. But then I did
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  Speaker 1: some TV stuff, but the first real break was The
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  Speaker 1: Big Lebowski, and that's what broke me out to get
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: everything else but The Big Lebowski the addition for that.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the final addition and I see I'm sitting
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: in the waiting room and I see Charlie's throne come in,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: and I see Live Tyler come in, and I'm like,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: there's no way of getting this part. Not get a chance.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, like three days later,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: they're like, you got the part, And I was like,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? It's such an iconic part. I mean,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: that is that is so many people I know his
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: favorite movie and like, I mean, it's just such what
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  Speaker 1: a cool film to have been a part of and
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: to have been such a like an important character in
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  Speaker 1: the movie. Yeah, I mean definitely. When we were shooting it,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: you knew, especially because all the actors that were in it,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: and you know, it was just great. But no one
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  Speaker 1: knew it was going to be such a cult film.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: You know, it really became a cult final You've been
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: You've been in a bunch of cult classics. Now you
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: know you're you're cult classic status is like on another level,
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  Speaker 1: You've been in so many movies that people are like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen this and and and people be like, no,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. They'll be like, yo, you've got to see
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: this movie. Yeah. Well, American Pie was, of course one
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  Speaker 1: classic cult classic, freaking big Lebowski cult classic, cult classic,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: and you were in it. You're in it. I am
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  Speaker 1: in that. Yeah. Deborah Kaplan and and Harry Alfhon directed
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Can Hardly Wait, and they also directed Josie and the Pussycats,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: and I was in both of those small roles, cameo roles.
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  Speaker 1: But Tara was in net cult classic. And then she
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  Speaker 1: did another movie called Shark. You know, you ought to
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  Speaker 1: be one of the biggest cult classics in the history
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: of Clay Tara. People love these movies. You guys have
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: made so many of them. Huh. Yeah. I mean when
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: we first got the movie, it was called Dark Skies
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: and we're like, okay, we can deal with that because
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: we knew it was so cheesy. And I thought, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just take the money and run on this one.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: No one's ever gonna see it, That's what I thought. Then,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: like the second day of shooting, all of a sudden,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: they say, oh, Tara, we're naming the movie to Shark Nato.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, no, you can't do that. It's gonna ruin everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's the worst thing. Everyone the phone, I aging them.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: They can't change a name of Sharknado. It's gonna be
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: the waters crying. And then all of a sudden, I'm
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: in Mexico on vacation and never I didn't even know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: We did no press for it. I didn't even know
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: it was coming out. And my phone keeps ringing and
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: ringing and ringing, and they're calling me and they're gonna,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: you won't believe what happened, Like, what happened? I think
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: somebody happened, family or everyone's calling. And then they're like,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Shark Nado is number one. It's training completely. We're getting
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: a million tweets per minute. I was like. And then
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I get on the airplane to come home and the
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: steward the stewardess comes up to me. He's like, I
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: love your movie, so of course I think you know
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: American Pie and then he goes, Shark Nado, are you crazy?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: It's so funny. People love it. I think people just
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: love camp and horror. I mean it has everything. It's
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: like so many things that people love all combined into
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: one thing. But this this totally goes with our thing.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: We were talking about the unexpected today and how the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: unexpected can be very fearful. But I feel like you're
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: a you're a hero, and you have more power when
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you embrace the unexpected and you charge towards it. As
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Zach said earlier, And you know, shark Nado is one
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: of those moments where you're like, I'm just gonna take
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: the money and run, and then une affectedly you picked
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: something that turned out to be one of the biggest
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: hits of the year, of the decade, you know what
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I mean. And so so they just keep getting more
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: and more outrageous terror because I've only seen shark and
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: I saw one. I saw one. He rides a fucking
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: shark and what with the chainsaw in his hand, and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: he rides it like it's a bucking bronco and he's
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: slicing sharks as he's falling to the ground from like
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: a giant skyscraper. He rides a shark down and then
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: lands on the ground. Afterwards, I am zering. You guys
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: supposed to be be laughing so hard. It was amazing because
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: then I became like I was human in the beginning,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: but then I became the I was missing and they
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: couldn't find me because I lost my arms and all
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: this stuff. And then I become like the bionic woman,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: so all of me is like fake. I'm like a robot,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, and so I could fly, I
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: could do all these crazy things that you would never imagine.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: And I can run faster than speeding. I mean, it's
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: his it's outrageous. And then I kill these sharks. And
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: then when Ian asked me to marry marry him, I'm like,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: on the Eiffel Tower, we really shot this because she
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: knew would love this. There's one scene in the movie
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: where we're in New York City, which was the coolest
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: thing to shoot in New York City, and there's this
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: fire truck and so I Ain't gets on this fire
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: truck with his saw. He's like, we're in New York City.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Let's go people. We love it, you know. And then
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the regular people that were coming by, not extras or anything,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, New York we stick together. Like if
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: it's the craziest thing you've ever seen, I believe it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I believe Yeah. I remember three things in my life
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: that are very important in my life, and you're part
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: of two of them. Right before you go into this,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: because this is gonna be juicy. That's a tease for
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: the audience. We're gonna take a quick break and we'll
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: be right back with the terrory. And were but two
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: things in my life, two things in my life that
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: are really big moments in my life and important moments
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: in my life, and terrors are part of it. My
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: first time ever falling asleep on set was on the
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Clueless set. Right, fell asleep and we were doing the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: party scene. Even show the movie, the movie, and to
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: fall asleep on a set, you gotta be really brave.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: But maybe I wasn't in Clueless. I know you weren't
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: in Clueless, but you showed up at the party scene.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you showed up. So
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sleeping on a freaking like a chair and we're
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: shooting the movie and somebody's like showed the wake up
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: and I opened my eyes and Terror standing in front
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: of me, standing over me, and I'm like, what the
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: fuck are you doing here? And she's like hey, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit, right, And it was a
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: big moment for me because it takes it. You gotta
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: have trust to fall asleep on a set, first of all,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: because people will fuck with you. One. Two. It was
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: a big moment because it was it was my big
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: break and it was a huge movie. And I knew
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: at this point, I didn't know it was going to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: be huge, but I knew that I was in Los
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Angeles and I made it, and my one friend that
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: had made it in Los Angeles is waking me up
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: on set, and I was like, holy shit, this is serendipitous.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: This is this has to be this is this has
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: to be Uh, this has to be fate. She's gonna
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: give me some of that big Lembowski juice, right, some
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: of that juice, some of that, some of that, some
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of that, some of that. Can I tell him? Can
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: I tell him the story about being in your apartment
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: when were the gun shooting? Oh? God, yeah. So I
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: go over to me, like, don I'll let me go
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: to his house and it's just me and Hammer hanging out. No,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: it's more than just me and you. It's me, you
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: and some of the casts from the Mickey Mouse Club.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know how it turned out to be
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: this We were hanging out with like Chase Hampton and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Damon from the Mickey Mouse Club, and it was like
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: those two and a couple of the people, and we're
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: at my house in Hollywood. I just moved. It was
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: all a famous actress at the time, right, I just
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: moved to Los Angeles? Right, Let her tell the story,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: don't hidjack it all right, go ahead, Tara. So we
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: go to his house and we're hanging out and we're
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: all having fun, and then all of a sudden at
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Norah in front of his house, and and Donna's like duck.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: We're all laying on the ground like like it was
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the scariest we've ever seen. And all of a sudden
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: he knew what to do. He's like duck, laying the ground.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, after the shots, he's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: crawling like towards the window to peek through because we
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was right in front of his building.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: So we're peeking through if they're gone or not, you know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: And and we after that, we laid on the floor
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: and all of us laughed so hard because we couldn't
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: believe what just happened. It was they were still alive. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: all right, you left a couple of parts out Tara.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So we're hanging out and somebody goes, yo, this is
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a really dangerous neighborhood. I'm like, get the funk out
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: of here. This is not a dangerous neighborhood. I'm from
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: a dangerous neighborhood. This isn't a dangerous from Hell's kitchen.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: From right, I'm from Hell's kitchen. Everybody get down. So
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: we get on the ground. And now I'm on the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: ground and I'm looking at terror and Tara's balling crying,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh god, oh god, oh god. I
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: bought Tari over broke. I brought Tario over to my house.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: She's probably got shot or some shit like that, she's
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: gonna die. And everything calms down. We all get up
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: and we're looking around, and I'm like, yo, that was
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the funniest shit ever. I just said that this wasn't
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a scary neighborhood, that this was Hell's kitchen, and out
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: of nowhere. And then right as I said out of nowhere,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: once again, retaliation comes. Oh really it was more. Oh
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: it was crazy. But we jumped to the ground again, right,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: And now I'm laughing. I'm laughing so hard. Right, I'm
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: stoned out of my mind and I'm freaking laughing at
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: gunshots outside my window. Dude, Yeah, laughing so hard. This
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: the story doesn't have a climactic ending other than the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: fact that we s vibed it. The climactic ending is
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: that you survived to drive by and you didn't get
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Tara Reid killed, right, and I didn't. I got it
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: to get taried. Wasn't there a story you told me
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: once Donald where you you went over to Terror's house
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: and had moonshine for the first time. Yes. Story. So
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: we were in high school and it was Tara's Tara
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: was sixteen, it was her sweet sixteen, and I guess
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I was a senior and She's like, Yo, come to
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: my house in Jersey. I'm throwing a party and all
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: my friends from Jersey gonna be there. And like I said,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Tara and I were close in high school. So there
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: was like me, her and then cousin. Well, it wasn't Jamal,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: it was It wasn't Terrence Howard. It was Jamal. Yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: my buddy Jamal and one other person. We go over
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: to Terra's house and so we get there and Tera
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, you're not gonna believe this. But I
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: got a keg. And I was like, you got a
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: fucking keg. She's like, I got a gig all right. Cool.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Feels like it's just like the classic Jersey up in
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Jersey too, obviously. It's like it's like remembering teen Wolf
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: when he goes through all the trouble to get the
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: keg and then yeah, and then he puts in the
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: room and there's all those kegs. Yeah anyway, yeah, keg stands.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I get there. I get there and I'm like, holy shit,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: she got a keg. Right, So she taps the keg
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: and we're all drinking it, right, We're all drinking, and
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: she goes, yo, you want to try something different? And
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, in my mind, I'm like, oh god,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: this is where it all goes bad to go. I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: want to try to drink something different. I was like, yeah, sure.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: She goes coming me. She takes me in the kitchen
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: and then the kitchen there's this big vat and she's like,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: it's moonshine. What She's like, it's moonshine. My dad made this.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: And I was like, get the funk out of here,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and she's like yeah, And so I look at him.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: It's like clear with like celery. It looked like floating there.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'll try it. And I try
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: it and I sip and I'm telling you, I'm gonna
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: tell you something right now. After I sipped it, I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: don't remember much of what happened for the rest of
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the time. I remember Tara's showing us. I remember you
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: doing your high school cheerleading stuff in front of all
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: of us to show us that. I remember that. I
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: remember falling asleep on the floor, uh, and waking up
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the next morning and taking the bus or trying one
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: of those things back to Manhattan. But it was my
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: first time and and my only time ever trying and
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: it got me. It got All I know is I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: don't remember much. I just remember falling asleep on the floor.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: It's like those things. It's like when you watch movies,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, it shows you moments in
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: a person's life as they're watching it flash before their
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: eyes and it blacks out, and then it comes back
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: and it's something different, and then it blacks out and
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: then it comes back and it's something different. I have
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: two memories. One of them is Tara re doing going
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: like Rah Rah and then the other, and then the
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: other one is passing out on a floor, looking over
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: and seeing everybody on the floor knocked out, and then
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: just passing out. Yeah, this is called a young teenage
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: boy try is moonshine for the first time. Great night
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: it was. It was one of my most memorable moments.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Tara Reid has a few of them. Yeah, And we
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: used to hang out with Tara And when I started
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: my career going and was going out with you, don
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: we'd run into her out and about in Hollywood and dude,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: we spent a week together in Saint Bart's Dude, right, yeah, right,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: we had adventures in Saint Bart's tent. Tarent has been
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: a part of a part of this, part of this.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Click for a minute. Yeah, I remember my first guest.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, Taring, you're the very first guest who's
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: ever come on and called him shoot. So that's how
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: that's how far back goes you guys, go. Wait, how
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: about when I saw you Zach in Israel and you
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: happen to be sitting next to me? Very remind me
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the story, No, remind me. So We're in television in
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Israel at this club and I'm sitting at this table
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of of the soccer players there, and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend at the time isn't infected mush from the singer,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: and so I'm there and you sat at the table
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: next to me, and all of a sudden you look
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: at me and you go Tara, and we were like,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: He's like, what are you doing here? And then I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: seen him. I'm like, what are you doing here? And
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: it was the most random, like anywhere I remember thinking
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: like I remember, I probably was thinking like Tara is
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: so connected. I go to one club and Tel Aviv
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: and here she is at the party right next to me. Dude.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: That's how it wasn't the same Barts. When we went
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: to Same Barts. We were like, holy shit, Tara, Tara,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I have a memory. You told me this story where
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: you I don't know if it's true or not. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: must be true, but you told me that you were
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: once driving down the ten Freeway and you were driving
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: in porch and you get pulled over and the cops
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: recognizes you and he's like you ever you know how
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: fast you're going? You're like, oh, sorry, if I was
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: going a little fast, and he goes, do you ever
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: get this car? Car like this going really really fast
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and you're like no, and he's like, follow me, and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he threw on the lights and told you to follow them.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: That is absolutely a true story, is absolutely true. That
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: would only happen to you. And we went so fast
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: it was great. He's going in and an alasers is
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: going right with them, and it wind up going sar
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: was picking someone up from the airport, so he took
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: me all the way to the airport. That never happens
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: to us. Donald, No, no, I don't get that treatment.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta be taried to get that treatment. Right. Should
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: we get into the episode, guys, let's talk about this episode, right.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: So this episode starts with a joke that so many
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: people love from Scrubs, the silverware and the pancake drawer.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Why is there pancakes in the silverware drawer? Why? Why
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: is there silverware in the pancakes? And then you're like,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: you're like, I always love and the cousin comes because
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: she cleans the house all the time, right when her
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: brother comes. Yeah, that was such a stupid joke about
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the pancake draw and then people loved it like it's
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: one of It's something people quotes to us all the time. Yeah,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: and they quote it wrong too. Some people are like,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: why is there cut Why is there pancake in the
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: cutlery draw? That might be the translation on the subtitles
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: or something that's that that doesn't make the joke funny
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: when it's now. Freddie Rodriguez plays Carlo Marco, Carlo brother Marco.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Now he did a bunch of episodes too. This This
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: episode introduces two guest stars, Tara and Freddy, that ended
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: up doing a whole bunch of episodes. Yeah, Danny and
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Marco both, Yeah, a lot of episodes. Uh. I've noticed
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: this trend, but I'm sure people who are watching with
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: us and listening to the podcast. What's up with all
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: of the boys names for girls? There's Danny, there's Danny,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: there's Elliott? Right, you know what I mean? What was
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: what was any? Bills? The only the only girl name
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I happen to like girl? A boy names on girls.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's cute. Maybe Bill has that too, Like
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: my daughter's name is Wilder. My daughter's name is Wilder.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's a boy's name. So is it a boy name
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: her after Van Wylder? No? I didn't tell that's another movie.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds Tower, Reid Van Wilder classic by the way,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: tell them how you name your daughter and out of
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: a misunderstanding. For those of you who haven't seen Kick
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Ass too, now's your chance to go see it. Zach
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Braff and the rest of America and the rest of
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the one. I've never seen Kick Ass one or two,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: but if you get the chance, you should check them out.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: You might laugh a little, you might laugh a little.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They're funny, they're they're glory superhero movies that you might like. Anyway,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: My point is the guy who's the star. The star
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: of the movie is Aaron Taylor Johnson, and he's married
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: to Sammy sam Taylor Johnson and they have kids together,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: and one of their kids name is Wilder. And I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: was like, I love that name. I'm getting married and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: if I ever have another kid, I'm going named that
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: kid Warrior Wilder. And I'm thinking they're saying Wilder because
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: they both have British accents and stuff. Oh yeah, Wilder Wilder.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: The baby's born, we name her Wilder. I'm like, I've
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: run into them out at like uh oscar party and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, dude, we did it. I named my
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: daughter Wilder. After your daughter goes, I go, I named
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: her Wilder. He goes, no, no, no, no, my kid's
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: name is Wilder wild Like, how do you spell his kids?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Like y L D. I think it's something like dub
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: dub yeah da something like that. What w why da
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: something like that, But you thought it was w Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I love how you're like, I did it. I really
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: did it. I named up your kid. But I ran
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: up when I'm like, I told you i'd do it. Man,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I love that little girl, and he's like, no, you
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: got the name wrong. And I was like, you know what,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And so I named my kid Wilder. Francis faison and
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: wild erst is short for wild animal, right, Francis means free.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: So we named our daughter wild and free. Pretty much.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: That's so cool. And she is wild and free. And
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: she is wild and free. She's the one that called
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: me a stupid ass motherfucker. Yeah, she's too free. Another
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: one of I have said many times, maybe a couple
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: of times in this podcast. One of the funniest times
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I ever left was Rob Maschio high five todd saying,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I'm thinking about banging
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: that one I always yeah, and you're cuddling down and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you're like all excited, and she's like, I just need
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: space to sleep and you're like dying. You're like, I
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: just want to be I know. And it's I was
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: saying tired before you got on that. She's so insensitive,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: like she she's the character. She's clearly not reading that
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with her and still so in love and
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: she's like such a tease to me. She's like, Oh,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: come on, cuddle up with me. I need someone to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: sleep with. Oh wait, it's my boyfriend here. Do you
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: want to say hi? Like he's she's so oblivious, but
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: one of the best, one of the best scenes, and
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: she's like, do you still have those pictures like when
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: we were together and you're in your head you're like
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: from A to Z I do. She's like, you know
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that one where I looked really hot and you look
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: whatever and you go yeah, And then all of a sudden,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: she's like, can I cut you out? And you're like
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: it's so fucked up. Yes, sorry, yep, but so so
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: do you guys think that this is the question I'm
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: asking this and everyone I'm sure I agree with you.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Everyone listening. Everyone with you already. I agree with you all,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: everyone listening out there. You've probably been in a situation
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: where you still had feelings for an X, and you're
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: now you're trying to act normal, trying to act cool,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: trying to hold it together, trying to act like you
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: don't have feelings, And don't you think in this situation,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: you guys that Elliot must know that JD is still
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: harboring feelings and she's being fucking mean and insensitive, and Yo,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: there's nothing like I'm gonna say this, and I and
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not a woman, so I can't. I'm gonna let
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Joel and Tara answer the question after I say this. Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: but I will say I will say There's nothing like
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: knowing someone has feelings for you and you can hide
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: behind the fact that you can act like you don't know.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: There's nothing like acting like you don't know someone has
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: feeling for you when you know they do, and watching
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: them run jump through hoops. I think some women get
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: turned on or not turned on, but get excited by it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And I feel like Elliot's one of those people who's like,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I know he likes me, but there's something really cool
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: about torturing this boyle heletaryal faces guests. I think that's
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: really true because for a girl to do that usually
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you heard her somewhere around the line, you know, And
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: so she's like, you know, it's it's it's game time.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: So she's now gonna go to you and she's gonna
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: make you suffer because you made her suffer. So now
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: she gets that confidence back, and she moves on feeling great,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: and she loves you back in the dirt and she's like, oh,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I could do this again and again. It's not that bad,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: you know. And and another thing is they always say, like,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: you know, the only way to move on from a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: person is to find another person first, and I think
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: that's what Elliott did in this case. Yeah, you're right
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: she did, Joel, what are your thoughts on this? I
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: think Tarret's ended up really well. Everybody you know, at
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: some point in their life has had the position of
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: a power play, and who doesn't love a power play?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But I don't know what that's what Elliott's doing. I
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: feel like Elliott's character is really oblivious, Like I don't
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: know if she's at Come on, Joel, Joel. Starting the montage,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: she licks chocolate off my lips, and I then make
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: my fingers and touch where she licked and kissed my fingers.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: You can't do that, you did, and her boobs are
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: all in your face at one point, which, oh yeah,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: that stretch seems very obvious. What about when she's spanking me,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I've got dirt. I get dirt on my butt and
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: she she's trying to get the dirt off, and then
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it cuts to my face and it looks like I'm like,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I'm about to have an orgasm, and then and then
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and then to end the montage, by the way, it's
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Todd humping the mattress above you, and you cuddle you
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: and you grabbing, and you grabbing Elliott in fear, holding
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: her in fear, like oh god no. But also I
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: think JD's like, I've got the love of my life
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: in my arms and she's sleeping. Todd, you're having a
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: bad dream. You're gonna wake her up. Stop fucking you know,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: wake up so you don't wake Elliott up. And he's like, no,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I'm awake. I'm just sucking this mattress. Oh my god.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: All right, we have a caller, right, we have a guest.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Tara Every week we have somebody come on and ask
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: a question and uh, and it's always interesting. And then
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: we do a segment called Fixed their Life where we
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: fixed their life. So let's see how this goes. Juell,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: who do we have today? All right, let's let him
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: in sort of a gift for Donald. Oh god, okay, man,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: give it up for Hi you Steph, how are you?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the program. I'm great, Thank you so much,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Zack Donald, thank you for that. And this is the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Tara read here our guest on the show. Hello, how
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: are you? That's Joelle and Daniel welcome to the program.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much for having now. No,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Joelle implied that there you're somehow a special guest for Donald,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: which really titilated me. I want to know why? What?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: What don't I know? Do you want to tell them
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: what you do? Sure? Yeah? So, I mean a few
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, I think one of you insinuated that someone
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: from Ubisoft since to the podcast. Uh and uh, yeah,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that is true. That is me. I work for Ubisoft.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Donald's gonna just ask you video game questions. Now, what's
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: your favorite? No? No, no, no, okay, so you worked
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: for ubi Soft? Go on, what do you do for Ubisoft? Uh? So,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a a news writer and on camera host for
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Ubi Soft. So I I you know, I stream on Twitch.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I you know, I host are sort of big industry showcase,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you know, multiple times a year. So, yeah, Donald, do
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you have a favorite Ubi Soft game? I'm sure I do?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: What games? Do make makes? Assassin's Creed? Uh, far Cry, Fry,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: any any Tom Clancy game that you've played? Nice, I've
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I've played the Far Cry a couple of times. Uh,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: there's a few of those Far Cry aren't there isn't
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: there isn't there is? Was there a far Cry where
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: it's like you're medieval, like not medieval, where it's like
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: it takes place in So there was a prehistoric far Cry? Yes?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: That was my favorite? Yeah? Farcry Primal, Yeah, Primal, Yes,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I had that one. Yeah. Yeah. Far Cry six is
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: coming out and drunk Carlos Positos in that one. Does
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: he play does he play Darth Gideon? Not? To my knowledge,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: norsef I'm gonna cut to the question Donald really wants
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to ask you. Do you guys make any Star Wars
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: related games? Unfortunately we don't. That is a partnership with
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: EA so easy. Well, if, if, and when you ever
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: get that contract, let Donald know, because it's the only
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: thing Donald really cares about in life is his kids,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: his wife, and Star Wars. I'm just gonna I'm just
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: gonna put it out there. You don't have to do that.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: But if you ever want me to come down and
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: check out what y'all do, al read movie, so off,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I'll come down, I hang out. I might bring the microphone.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: We might do a little fake Doctor's real friends in
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the headquarters a UBI saw. As long as I get
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: me some games, absolutely, send him the mother load anyway,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: send him the mother loading. You don't have to send
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: me that. Don't send me the motherload. Send me everything.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I send the motherloading everything the same thing. No, everyone, swaite.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you question about twitch for for myself
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: and for all the people listening who still fucking don't
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: know what twitches? People play video games and they make
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: commentary and then they somehow make money off of this.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Can you explain it to me? Yeah? I mean, so,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it's it's not too dissimilar from the way I tend
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: to describe it to people, is that it is if
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: YouTube was live all the time and primarily focused on games.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: There are tons of other things on Twitch that are
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: not game related. People have talk shows on their people,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you know, just hang out people carved, you know, wood
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: and things like that on there. But at the same time,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: it is focus almost entirely online content. And how do
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: they make money? People tip them, like like like a
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: cam girl. So yeah, you can get tips. People can
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: subscribe to your channel, and if if they subscribe, that's
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: that's like a five dollars a month like subscription that
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: they're signing up for, and they can view your channel
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: ad free. They can support you that way, and then
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you can always tip the person you're watching if you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: like them or you know you want to support them more.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Come out, zack, what you know about cam girls? You
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: just out really fast like you were don't I can
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: honestly say I don't watch cameras, but I know what
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: it is. I know it's a thing, and I know
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: that you like like the way that these women make
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: money women and men is that that people throw money
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: at them, like like by going on the interwebs and hidden.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I have I have an idea. Can you tell me,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: if you're all right with this, what you and I
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: should start an only fans. Yeah, but we're gonna have
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to show our peeps, and I don't want my peep
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: next to your peep. It's gonna look even smaller. We
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: could just show crack. Oh oh, do you think we
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: can make money on only fans if we show coins? Lad, Joel?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Could we make I think we could play. I think
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: we I think we could play. I think we could
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: play balls or shaft on only fans. Because you know,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: what's her name? What's your name? Is that girl that
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: got we were talking about her? She got in trouble
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: for doing only fans. Bell Thorne. She got in trouble.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: She said could do only fans and didn't show anything naked. Joel,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: how much kindaland I make it? We show crack? I
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: mean what about just ball? What about just ball? One ball?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: One Joel? Can you google how much we can make
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for one ball? You could just play you know, tomb
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that's you know, that's yeah, that wholesome Dane Dannel use
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: stream on twitch? Right? I do? Yeah? And do you
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: make money doing it? I make a little bit of money.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I stream once a week. I'm not a full time streamer,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: but you know, yeah, I get probably like twenty thirty
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: people in the chat and make you know ten fifteen bucks.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I know Sasha Gray does it. She does. She's a
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: very good streamer. And what game do you always play?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: The same game? You play whatever? I mean? She she
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: does variety of streams. She also cooks on streams. Yeah,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. And then you step you just do
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: only will be soft. Yeah, just use off games. So
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you know we streamed, Uh, we streamed like for Honnor
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: today watch There's a new Watchdogs coming out next week,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: so we'll be stoked for that. All right, I used
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: to have You're a great guest so far. Do you
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: have any Scrubs related questions? I do? I do, so
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: the first question I have actually is is related to uh.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: For me, Scrubs is a show that that I think
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: kind of makes me want to be a better person.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I used to in high school. I was a part
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: of this. There was a Facebook group I was in
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the called I Get all my life lessons from the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: last two minutes of Scrubs episodes. Yeah, and I think
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: there are certain there are certain shows and movies out
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: there that I think should almost be required viewing for
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: people because they they you know, encourage kind they encourage
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: compassion and Scrubs is obviously one of those for me.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: And actually two of your other projects, Zack and Donald,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: are also way up there for me. And remember the
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Titans and ted Lasso, And I was wondering, you know,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: what are your movies, TV shows, whatever that you think
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: should be required viewing and make make you want to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: be a better person. Wow, you know, that's a great question.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: This is how I became This is how I became
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: an actor, you know what I mean. It was watching
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: movies that moved me to want to do what I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: do now, you know what I mean. So, when I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: was younger, The Princess Bride was one of those movies
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that I was like, if I can ever get on
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a level of comedy that these guys are doing right now?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I you know, So I watched that a lot. I
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: watched a lot of Rushmore. I watched you know, uh,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: the you know movies where the comedy was subtle and
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: not necessarily. I remember one night Zach and I went
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: out for a Zach and I went out on our
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: first like hangout thing. It was me, Zach, Sarah, and
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: my manager at the time, and we're sitting at the table,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: and Zach says, or maybe I said, well, what's your
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: top five movies? And everybody said some like really dope
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: shit like Zach said Citizen Kane, and like shit that
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I had never heard. I didn't say Citizen Kane. That's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: so pretentious. But if I did, I was young. Yeah,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you were young, and you were a freaking you know
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you were you were a film student, and I know,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: but I'm a douchebager. Like everyone's team there top five, Well,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Citizen Kane, obviously, like I'm sorry, and I remember naming
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: my top five and everybody kind of looking at me
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: like I was crazy. But these are the movies that
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: make me, that made me not necessarily have a positive
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: attitude about life, but made me want to be an actor.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: So like you know, Good Fellas and you know Rushmore,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: The Empire strikes Back, the Princeton's Bride, you know, movies
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: like that for some reason fueled me into this. I
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: can't really, I mean, I guess he's saying, he's speaking,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: he's speaking a little bit. I mean, not to correct
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. You said, but like a movie
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: or a TV show that made you, like a inspired
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to be a better person. Yeah, I mean, I mean, oh,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: well that's all them do the right thing. Freaking uh
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You know, in the Juice,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you know, like all of the all of the movies
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: that were geared toward black youth and black people when
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I was a kid, that was what I was checking for.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: And in the nineties and in the eighties and the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: nineties and the early two thousand, every movie that was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: a black movie had a message in it. And so
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: for sure, after I walked out of Freaking Boys in
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the Hood, I was like, I know what I'm not
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: doing in life. Good. That's great filmmaking. It made such
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: a difference for you. But a movie popped into my
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I probably could sit use if as I thought about
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: it and uh and ruminate on a lot. But one
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: just popped into my head the second you finished your sentence,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: and it was American Beauty. Oh wow. That was a
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: movie that really moved me at a time when I
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: needed it, and it kind of made me just really
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: think about what kind of person I wanted to be.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: And uh, I don't know, it's always been a touchstone
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: for me. It's film that I really really cherish a lot.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: How about you? Terror. Is there a movie that you
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: saw that you were like, oh, that one makes me
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: want to be a better person? Or a TV show
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna see sounds so cliche, but I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: guess there's two. There's one called A Place in the Sun.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: It's a really old movie and it's a Montgomery Cliff
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: and Elizabeth Tayer. And when you see them in it,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you see like from murder to scandal to love to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: how far people will go from that and how you
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: correct it on the way, because it goes you could
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: go from love to absolutely craziness. You know, love is
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: either one strong thing or it's another. And I think
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: it taught me a lesson, like like you know, just
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: like we had in the TV show, like you can't
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: be crazy, you can't be like a stock, or you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: gotta be smooth, you gotta be better, you gotta be
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: more secure. And I think you know, and it'd be
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: a kinder person to certain things because it's a domino effect.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: If you hurt someone and you're in a bad mood
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and you go home and you have a friend there
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: or your wife there, whatever, your roommate there, and you're
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: now snapping at them. They don't know why, and then
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: they snapped at someone else and that kind of movie
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: made me learn that. Yeah, that's great. And you said,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that we are associated with something that
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: made you, that affected you like that, And I wish
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I could take more credit for ted Lasso. By the way,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: a funny ted Lasso story. I only directed episode two
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: of ted Lasso, but I getting all these compliments for it,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: which I happily take. And I'm on Twitter and James
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Gunn says, hey, Zach Braff loved your episode of ted Lasso,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh shit, thanks man. This means I
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: mean so much to me coming from you. All of
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm getting all these likes and everyone's being like, oh, Zach,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you must feel all of a sudden. Bill Lawrence comes
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: in hijacks it, being like, what about me? It's my show.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, are you really fucking in here hijacking my
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: James Gunn compliment right now? That's so funny. But yeah,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for Bill. Ted Lasso is just a massive hit.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Everybody loves it, and I'm hopefully going to direct more
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: in the second season. But uh, but that's great, all right,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you say, wait before you go before we move on, Zack,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to piggyback on what you said. American Beauty. Yes,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: that was one of those movies for me as well.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: That definitely when I finished that ship, That ship had
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a lot of power behind it for me, and I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: don't know why it did, but I just remember being like,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: we well, I went to see it with a bunch
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: of friends while I was making Remember the Titans when
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: that movie came out as a mat Yeah it was,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: and we were making that movie, and I believe it
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: was me, Ryan, Would and Ethan We all went to
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: see that together and I remember walking out of the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: movie and everybody being like, this is one of the
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: dopest movies I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. Yeah,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: American Beauty is one of those movies that I can't
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: explain to you why I liked that movie so much.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I think it it made me just think. It's one
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: of those films for me that makes you just zoom out,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: and it's not just like, oh, cool movie, won't wish
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: we get for dinner. It's like you really start thinking
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: about your own life and your own place in the world.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: And there's so many little things in it that. I
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: remember when they're getting in a fight and he's about
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: to spill beer on the couch and she's like, careful,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: careful of your beer, and he's like, it's a fucking
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: couch right where I think of that. I think of
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: that little moment so many times in my life where
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm where I'm sweating something so insignificant and and I'm
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: all anxious about something that in the macro is so
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: fucking ludicrous, and I always think of Spacey yelling it's
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: a fucking couch right anyway. And of course, and of
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: course the plastic the plastic bag thing was just beaut
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I think one of another movie for me was it's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: a classic for everyone was Shaw Shape Redemption. Yeah. I
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: mean that really showed you so many characters that struggled
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: from the beginning and became so strong, you know, at
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: the end, and it's so clever and I you know,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: that movie really touched me, especially at the end when
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: he finally gets through and on the beach and power
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: of friendship too, it's ye that friendship, yeah, very much.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: And when he played the music, when he played the
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: music when he locked in a you know, in the
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: office and all the people like it was like those
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It was like angels coming on the sky. I'll never
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: forget that. That's one of those rare films that everybody
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: loves universally. All Right, you Stef you know you know
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: because you're here and you're a listener. We have a
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: very America's favorite segment everywhere, not just America, from Shad
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: to JABOUTI. People love this segment called fix your Life.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You have the benefit of having Tara Reid here. She'sn't
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: give you great advice. Use off. How can we fix
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: your life today? Yes? So, my brother and I don't
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: get along very well at all. We are alike in
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: every way we can't control, and then we are dislike
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: in every way we can choose to be. And to
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: the point where we haven't spoken since about May, and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: he couldn't in many ways. I sort of just kind
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: of decided to step away from a toxic situation with
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: him because it's just been better for me and my
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: mental health if I disassociate when he constantly sort of
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: antagonizes me, and lately he'll sort of go to my
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: parents and sort of try and play the victim even
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: though he tends to be the instigator in these situations,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and I find it very difficult at times to be
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the bigger person and to try to forgive him. And
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I was wondering if you had any advice on, you know,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: how to take the high ground. You're just gonna have
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to take that high ground, dude. That's just how it is. Man,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: there's no that's just gonna hurt no matter what you know.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: It's a sacrifice. Taking the high ground. Isn't necessarily one
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: of those things where it's like I'm gonna feel good
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: about this, I'm gonna take the high ground taking a
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: high ground and also was one of those things where
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: it's like this, I don't want to take the high ground,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: but because I don't want to be in this, in this,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want this to go any further than it is,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I'll take the high ground. It's one of those things
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: where you're gonna have to bury your freaking pride. That's
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: that's at the end of the day. That's well, let
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: me just ask you a question. First. You said, have
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you guys ever really just had a heart to heart
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: where you weren't screaming in each other? Have you ever
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: just kind of had like a let's have a really
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: super honest conversation, not nothing in depth. Nothing super in depth.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: We I mean even even on the best circumstances. We
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: you know, in a pre COVID era, we only see
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: each other maybe a few times a year anyway, and
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: at that point it's usually you know, around my mom
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: and it's you know, she just wants to not rock
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the boat and keep calm and you know, yeah, but
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: it's like that, it's big like that. I thought it
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: was just like just you two are tipping. It's it's
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: affecting your whole family. I'm yeah. I My advice is
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: that it really can help if you if you say, like, hey,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: you you mean someone to me. I love you. We
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: obviously have some problems, but can we just have a
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: super honest conversation with each other and just have it
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: all out. And that's the trick with you is you
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: got to not blame you a big person. The second
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: you start blaming someone, they shut off and they get defensive.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: We all do that. So you have you have to
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: come at it from a from a point from a
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: from a perspective of I'm not blaming you for anything.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you how I'm how I'm feeling. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: how this is kind of landing with me and I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: really I love you, I want to make It's not
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: that easy. I mean I recently lost both my parents
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: and you know, they were kind of the rocks, you know,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to to us four kids. And when you know that
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: rock goes away, it's it's for brothers and sisters. The
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: closeness that kept you together does part, you know. And
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: then there's times where they do do something too and
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you say, you know what, I don't need them in
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: my life. You know they're only being toxic, you know.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: And it's not taking the high ground. Sometimes it's the opposite.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: It's taking no ground and and just letting time does
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: heal things. But I think by mentally always letting it
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: bother you, it's eating you up inside. So instead of
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: taking a high ground, instead of taking a low ground,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: it's taking time for yourself to heal and be when
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: you're ready to go. And if you're not ready and
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you and you try and it goes south again, then
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you know that just tells you something. And I'm a
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: family is family and you want to never get them
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: out of your life. But sometimes you know you can't
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: pick your family, but you could pick your friends, And
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, when
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: you do try, when you do make a big attempt,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I think that if you if you can really control
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: any blaming and just say, look, I'm just I'm not
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: blaming any of this on you, but I want to.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I want you to know that I aspire. I love you,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I aspire to have a better connection with you. I
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: want to find a way for us to communicate better.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Here's some of the things I'm feeling. I just like,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: be so super vulnerable. It's going to require you to
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: be super vulnerable. So I'm trying to But that's taking
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: the high ground right there. That's him being like, all right, look,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I'm putting myself on the chopping block and I'm gonna
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: make myself so vulnerable that my nerves are gonna show
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be able to poke my nerves. But
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I'm doing this because I love you so much and
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I want us to fix this relationship now. When your
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: nerves are poked. The thing you said you have to
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: do is not freaking let that affect you. And that's
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: hard to do. Like I said, that's really really, really
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: hard to do. I don't. I do not envy you. Man.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I the vulnerable, no doubt. But I've been Me and
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: my brothers have had fights that have lasted a year,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: you know where my brother and I didn't talk for
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: a year and I can never get that back, you
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, And he can never get that back.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: And thank god neither one of us perished during that year,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because then I would feel
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: like shit. And so you got to think of it also,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: is that, you know what I mean, Tomorrow nothing's promised,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Nothing has promised. Tomorrow's not promised, you know what I mean.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: So I, in my personal belief, I think you and
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: your brother, like Zach said, do need to sit down
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: have this conversation. And yeah, taking the high road is
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the way to go, because it sounds like it sounds
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: like you're not the instigator. He's the one that's instigating
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: all of this stuff. Well, but he might have his
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: own story, you know, you said, whatever is whatever you
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: believe to be true. He's probably got something. He's obviously
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: got something else going in his head. And the idea,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: the goal is to kind of get on the same page.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: And and my advice is just to make sure when
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you do have this conversation that you need to have
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: that you're not accusatory accusatory accusatory. There's no extracy in there.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Zach I likes, I like accusator accusatory accusatory. That'd be
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: a good T shirt along with deservant, deservant accusacatory. But
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: we but but dude, the first thing is the most
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: important thing is you got to communicate. If you just
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: often your corners pouting and hating each other, nothing's ever
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. So you sef, You're welcome, you sef, you sef.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I think if you follow all that advice and you're
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: gonna listen to this back, you're welcome, it's gonna work.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. No, I really do appreciate that
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and all honestly, and and I know fix your life's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: usually the end. But I would be just so remissed
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Donald if I didn't say that. I absolutely adore Remember
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the Titans, And you have my absolute favorite line in
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: the entire film, which is so it's the scene right
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: when you know y'all are on a winning street, y'all
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: feeling good, and you're you're going out for a night
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: on the town and Sunshine wants to take you and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Blue into a restaurant and you tell him, now, this
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: is Virginia. You know, they're not really gonna want us here,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: and he tries anyway, and then you get turned away
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the door, and it's it's this you know moment that
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: kind of creates a schism again between the black players
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: and the white players. But you have a line there
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: where you get really upset, and you know, Blue says, Wen,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: he didn't know, and he said, what do you mean here?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: You know, I told him he don't want to know,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: And like that to me is just so emblematic of
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: so much of the inequality and apathy and insensitivity that
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: is still so pervasive to this day, of how many
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: people just don't want to know. That's absolutely right, that's that,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: that's the truth. There are a lot of people out
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: there that don't want to know, and they know, they
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: know they've been told over and over and over again
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: what the deal is. And you're right about that. There's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: a group, not even a small group, there's a really
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: big population in America. I'll just talk about America. In
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: America that knows what's going on and knows what the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: experienced brown people and other minorities are having in this country,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and they see it and they act like they don't
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: see it and they play aloof or they play freaking
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: stupid and that's bullshit. And you're absolutely right, Sunshine. I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: knew I told him, you know, Pete told him, but
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: he didn't want and he didn't want to hear that shit.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: He wanted to hear what he wanted to hear. You're
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: absolutely right about that, man. That's a strong that is
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: a powerful line. Brother. Yeah, all right, brother Sep, thank
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: you for coming on the show. We really appreciate it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: And please send Donald the mother load of games. Oh absolutely,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for having me my pleasure. Man,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Good luck with your brother, good luck,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: good luck call him today. I will, I will thank
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: you all so much, you Seff. We want to follow up,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: so let you well know what happens after you talk
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: to your brother. I will absolutely thank you. All right, bye, man,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It would it would suck that U. STEP's
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: follow up is like, so I killed him, I miss,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I misunderstood your advice and I strangled him. Thanks guys,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: let's take a break. We'll be right back. After these
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: fine words. First of all, John C mcginley's Doctor Phil
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: impressions pretty good. Yeah, that was funny. I guess I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: might have been the height of Doctor Phil. Turks cheese,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I love. The only word you know is caso. You're like,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: did somebody say cheese? Yeah, but I'm just saying somebody
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: going out to get some cheese. Let a brother know.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: And then it cuts you later and you're eating a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: fucking solid brick of cheese. I'm eating some government cheese.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Not only did they go to the store, they went
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: to the truck and got the government cheese that somebody
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: got online, got the government cheese and handed it to Turk.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: And now Turk's walking around with government cheese, chewing on
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: it like it's freaking like it's a snack. It was
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: so gross, Like, who would ever eat cheese like that? Turk?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I like, when you go, ka, my ass ass, because
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: he my ass. How does Carlin not know that her
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: fucking brothers flew in English? I mean, come on, they
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: don't hang out much. He hides it from her, he does,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I guess. I mean they always speaks managed to each other.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: It's just the first time we hear the phrase in
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: opposite world because I say that, and Yo, dude, I've
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: left that, I've taken for the rest of my life.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna use that word. I always say an opposite world.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I've used it since since I remember. I remember watching
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the show and you saying that and being like, Yo,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: that is my new ship. An opposite world is going
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: to be my new ship. We use it with each other,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and this is this is I don't know where I mean,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: obviously some writer put it in, but this is where
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: we first started. This is where we first started using it. Yeah,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Nana Hobbs is a bit racist. What Yeah, that was funny, Tara.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I like when I go I'm gonna miss you and no,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you're sorry, you go I'm gonna miss you. Right, I'm
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: gonna miss you too, and you too, we just met.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. That was funny. Weird, Danny's still weird. I mean,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: part of Danny's stick is that she always starts conversations
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: in the middle of an in the middle of a conversation. Yeah,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: but also I like when Danny says, you know, she's talking,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and when the elevator and she's like you know this,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: it gets you know, fall right, now and then the
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: stream of me and you're like looking at her like
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: what She's like, Oh sorry, I mean I just have
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: it inner monologue in my head and you're like, weirdo,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's your character exactly. I must have come
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: from somebody the writers who are being knowing someone that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: just always started conversations right in the middle of a conversation,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: because I think it's a funny thing for Danny, she's
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: always like like three sentences into a conversation and Jad's like, what, Yeah,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: have you ever said to somebody you know what I
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: was thinking about and they actually answered what you were
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: thinking about? But they don't answer correctly. Yeah, it's one
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: of It's one of the funniest things ever. Like, so
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: usually when you say to somebody, you know what I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: was thinking about, you're saying it so they'll be like,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: what what were you thinking about? And then you can
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: go into what you were thinking about? Right. Yeah. I
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: watched my wife some one time go up to this
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: young lady and she goes, oh my god, you know
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: what I was just thinking about. And the girl goes
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Rihanna dancing on the stage and last Year's in case.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: He's like, what, no, no, no, no, that's funny though.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: You all have one of those locked and loaded for
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: when someone says that to it. So you know what
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about, right, and you just go into
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: when she got thick? Yeah. How about the fact that
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: we learned that Kelso's genitals were shaved when he passed
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: out at the Christmas party. Yeah, and that Cox is
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: the one that shaved them. Yeah, Kelso got so hammered
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: and passed the Christmas party and Cox shaved his genitals
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: more than once too. That's something I didn't remember from
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: the cross Yeah, more than once too. This is like,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: this is like a recurring tradition that happens. So funny
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: and then I liked. I laughed too when Sarah says
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: she has to perform a thong extraction on herself, right,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: How fucking funny is that punch in the face to you? Dude?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: When when when when Marco hits you in the face?
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  Speaker 1: I laughed out loud. I laughed at that too. You go,
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  Speaker 1: I told you that is the hardest hit. Yeah, by
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  Speaker 1: scrub by the way scrubs Wicky says that you have
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  Speaker 1: the black eye on the wrong eye, I do, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: says we had a couple of racist jokes in this.
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  Speaker 1: Is it racist to say that Nana Hobbs is a racist?
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  Speaker 1: And that's all right? She thought that she thought that
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  Speaker 1: I was robbing the house. Well, she's racist. She was.
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  Speaker 1: She's racist. By the way. It's not racist, or correct
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  Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. You guys will tell me when
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  Speaker 1: I say so. Black people can get black eyes too.
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  Speaker 1: Who know? Well, I mean, come on, man, you've seen
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  Speaker 1: all types of boxing matches and a lot of boxers
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  Speaker 1: are black. But you're trying to tell me if this
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  Speaker 1: is where the bullshit comes in. Muhammad Ali, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: him get sucked up. I've seen Leon Spins get sucked up.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a bunch of black people get sucked up
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  Speaker 1: fighting back in the day before scrubs out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: J D's like, wait a second, black people get black eyes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I thought it was funny. But if you're
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  Speaker 1: telling me it's fucked up, I believe you. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's fucked up. I just think I
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  Speaker 1: just think that JD is trying to be a bit
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  Speaker 1: of you know what I mean. He's a doctor. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure he's seen a black person with the black eye's
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  Speaker 1: trying to be best friend exactly exactly, but it doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: If JD is, you know, genuinely asking that question, then
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  Speaker 1: it becomes a racist joke. Right. I think that as
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  Speaker 1: a doctor, he's probably seen a black person with a
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  Speaker 1: black eye. But just so you know the trivia that Scrubs,
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  Speaker 1: Wicky said that you're a black ey's on the wrong eye. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we can't all be perfect. Yeah, yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: cannot be perfect makeup department, there's Yeah, there's a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of continuity errors in this one. Who to this episode?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: This was Gailman Cuso I think has since one uh
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  Speaker 1: an Emmy for Modern Family. I believe double checking. I
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  Speaker 1: believe Joel will double check. Gailman Cuso was one of
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  Speaker 1: our great directors and she went on after Scrubs to
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  Speaker 1: become one of the top TV directors in Hollywood. A
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: lot of a lot of Modern Families. I remember that,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you guys, I had forgotten the reveal that Danny is
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  Speaker 1: Jordan's sister. Wait, the best one when you're like I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: finally found a girl with no issues, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: you're like bam, they walk out and you're like oh no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, my Nemesis. Yeah, this is the beginning of
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of crazy this like at some point, don't
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  Speaker 1: you have a toilet paper thrown Terra in this on
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  Speaker 1: scrubs at some point later on as we go on,
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  Speaker 1: like don't we doesn't it get like just ridiculous? Weeks? Oh,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I remember there's a fantasy coming up the Tara mentioned.
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  Speaker 1: I mean we were texting back and forth about when
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: she's dressed as a cigarette. Remember, I remember I was
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: so embarrassed, like Tarry, You're gonna dress as a cigarette
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  Speaker 1: right now? I'm like, you go. And I remember wearing
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  Speaker 1: an alba, going like, oh my god. I love that
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  Speaker 1: we had. We had like only Bill Lawrence would bring
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: on this beautiful woman that everyone's like lusting after him, like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna dress you up as a cigarette. And then
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: when she's in the bed, when she's in the bed
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  Speaker 1: just smoking smoke. I just remember this story. Do you
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: remember this. I had to do a naked dance in
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  Speaker 1: front of you. And when you're on set as a
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: guy and you just be naked, there's only a certain
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  Speaker 1: amount of stuff you can do. So I put my
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  Speaker 1: junk in a sock and I and I tucked it
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  Speaker 1: all in and as best as I could, and then
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  Speaker 1: I had to do the dance and I'm dancing around.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: The sock held on as long as it could, but
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: eventually it just gave up, and I was like, sorry, Tara, Sorry,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: that was hilarious. We had so many I was like sorry,
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  Speaker 1: remember me, Like sorry, Tara, but it's but it's like Seinfeld,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, it's very cold in here, Tara conditioning.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Joel told me that what hold on me? Gayelm and
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  Speaker 1: Cuso did win the Emmy for directing the episode Arrested
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  Speaker 1: on Modern Family, and then in twenty fourteen, she won
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  Speaker 1: the Emmy again for directing the episode of Las Vegas.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: She's got two Emmys for directing Modern Family. Guys, I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: think we did it. Tara. You're gonna have to come
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  Speaker 1: back on because you're such a great guest and you've
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: been in so many other episodes. Will you join us?
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  Speaker 1: Was this? I hope this wasn't too painful for you know,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: it's so much fun. I had the best time. I'd
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: love to come back. Then, all right, good. It's fun
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  Speaker 1: because once a week we just all get together and
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: shoot the ship and and we have these amazing listeners
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  Speaker 1: that join us and we all just sit around and
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: giggle about nonsense. It's a great show. Yeah, we're really
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: happy that you came on. Man, you have so many
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: other stories that we would be as. We want to
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: hear more stories. We definitely at least want to have
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you back for either the episode where I actually showed
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you my junk in a very cold room, Tara, or
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: when you're dressed as a cigarette. But thank you. You're
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: great guest, and thank you everybuddy for listening. What do
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• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: we didn't order enough foruments. I want some free merch, guys, Joe,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: please send Tara all the merch. Okay, send her a mug,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Send her a mug. We want swea Yeah, okay, we
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