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Episode 92: Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do. What it do.
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  What it do it is your boy and droop Schultz AKA mr.
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  Goody Two-Shoes and who am I with?
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  As always Joseph Huggins a KO Maan Huggy talk shit or get off
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  the pot episode 92. I want you to draw me like one
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  of your French girls part do. Motherfuckers.
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  Actually, that's right. I mean that's exactly what is
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  that too soon. It will cause I still have like
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  40 hours of life. So, okay, that's shit's.
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  Gonna click on start off before we get into it 92, quite the
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  accomplishment 92. We're here, they said it
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  couldn't be done triple digits on the way for stop, triple
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  digits, then the universe That's right.
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  That's right shit. So in case you all hadn't heard
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  by now there's a submarine that went to go.
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  Visit the Titanic remains and they lost contact with it.
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  Two hours after departure supposed to have a submarine.
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  First of all, it's a submersible.
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  It's a fucking death trap coffin, that's some crazy.
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  Fuck built that literally has cameras mounted on it.
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  That that's how you see. It has a monitor.
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  It's like a hall. Hollow tube with a monitor, they
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  use a they use that panel stays a Xbox controller, Xbox
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  controller like this mind to guide it I believe is Logitech
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  and it's nicer. Okay, shitty control up before
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  we go on, I just want to say cuz you already set me off because
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  you said they have 40 hours to live, okay?
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  Well hours go. And so when they said that like
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  it was like six hours ago, seven, Is ago.
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  So now, you know, like it's how about and, and we're on recorded
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  podcast, so I think we should specify it.
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  It's this is recording, Tuesday, evening, Tuesday night.
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  They are supposed to run out of air by Wednesday afternoon.
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  See, that's just our Wednesday or Wednesday night but shouldn't
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  be an attraction, it's a den Bennett.
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  Yeah, yeah. And there's like, what to?
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  What a British billionaire. One of the richest men in
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  Pakistan and his stunner on that thing they and they were all
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  made. So severe on Bezos is blue
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  penis, ship the the guy, the cock rocket.
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  But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That now he's stuck at the
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  bottom of the sea, with his, with his annoying.
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  Son there made it to the mall high club like literally riding
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  a cock. Um, but no, I mean, it's,
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  there's a certain type of like fucking crazy person that would
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  go do that. And if you're a billionaire, you
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  kind of her into doing that while shit.
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  Level one guy, the British guy has like three Guinness Book
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  World Records for doing like wild shit.
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  Every old every old Boomer with a shit ton of money thinks
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  they're like Tony Stark. Lex Luthor, either.
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  This guy's a big guy is actually good it.
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  He's doing it. Oh, yeah.
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  And he's like, he went he want my got on there, like, Lex
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  Luthor Lex, but Elon Musk hasn't been to the Titanic as he talks
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  about going to Mars, but nobody's has been easy.
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  Buildings, wrong heels. No, it's like he's like I'll do
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  it. Yeah, that's almost smarter.
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  Okay, we'll get off Elon Musk or bears, huh?
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  No. I'm just saying they're all he
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  like Twitter. Snow shot that class.
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  Have you reached that class? Then we ice or people.
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  Just go fucking crazy. They start doing wild shit.
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  I want to get in some other Rich guys, to that's controlled with
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  an N64 controller and supposedly, they lost
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  communication, like 9,000 feet the Titanic's at 12,000 feet.
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  I'm not getting in some random white, guys, to random white
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  guys tube and going down, 12,000 feet to go see like, well, where
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  the body of one of the greatest love.
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  Betrayals of all time, man, there's there's Room on that big
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  chunk of wood dude. That's bullshit.
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  There's a. And then the old lady just
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  throws it back in the water. Like what are you trying to
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  prove somebody's going to say. I don't like it either but that
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  was the dumbest shit ever because now someone's going to
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  find it later and be like hey oh fuck look.
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  There it is. I found it like they're not
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  going to find that. You just worked through it
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  randomly in the ocean and they do have somebody later help who
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  Ted. So people who are stranded
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  either, the people the people in Blood Diamond, no, No, the
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  people of Titan who are stuck now next to the Titanic also,
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  okay? But also, they might not be,
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  they might not be at the bottom 12,000 feet because like that
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  has weights on it and the weights even if all the shit
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  systems went out like supposedly.
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  There's so able to get the weights off.
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  However, they can't open it from the inside.
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  So even if they were at the surface, there's still trapped
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  in that thing. And there's still relying on the
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  air that's already in there. So they could be like Visible
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  from I complain but they don't nobody knows where they are and
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  like if they could just open with drinks it off, of course.
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  Yeah. Like a wild open the door, then
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  they would be fine. I hope they're all okay.
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  It's not even trying to make light of the situation but
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  that's just like wild to me. Like I'm almost surprised
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  there's not more stories like this.
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  Well Sir Richard Branson like tries to test human pterodactyl
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  suit and like crashes. And Fiji like that's almost
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  because there there's just certain people or yeah.
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  Now, it's so ghetto. Like I saw like a report they
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  did on this like three or five years ago or something and the
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  guy like he was like that's how I found out about the controller
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  but then like they have like all this shit that they bought from
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  like like a warehouse store and like they got out of
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  construction site or like the weights are just like tubes that
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  were cut and like from like metal tubes, that they just like
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  strap on there and he and then the guy The in the boat.
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  I mean, I read this immersive right now.
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  So you know, at least the guy who started this whole thing,
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  he's in the fucking he's going down with the ship, like the
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  kids. Yeah.
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  You imagine imagine. Imagine like they're really
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  fucking pissed. I know at this dude but yeah, I
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  could also be stuck somewhere to be.
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  That's all you got to say. You know, I mean basically like
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  the only difference to them with until somebody finds them or
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  they die. Is if it's going to be super hot
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  because they're at the surface and there's Just getting baked
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  in that thing, or if it's going to be super cold because they're
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  at the bottom of the ocean, and it's freezing.
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  Yeah, yeah. It's super scary, man.
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  I would never do something like that.
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  That's how I've always said, I'm glad because I won't risk
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  management. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And I got this award. Fascination with it.
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  It for me is weird because a, like, tons of people died there.
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  So you want to go down in a submarine and go look at like, a
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  big Mass grave of just like, people who like tragically died,
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  right? And I think because we're going
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  down there to like Rob the Titanic come back with psyche
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  and be rich because we have like, no, you couldn't do it.
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  Dude, you'd be cursed, but there's got to be some titanium.
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  Okay, that's it. That would be the only way that
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  you could start talking me into. It is like we're about to be
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  millionaires, some 70 kids? We just have To go get this
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  Loot. And so, it would be like, and be
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  like, oceans one, every like everyone goes, I don't want
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  submarine and you have like goshen's 11, but for the
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  Titanic, I'll be tight. That would be tight.
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  That sounds like a James Bond plot.
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  Like, oh, there's some, like sunken treasure that fused in
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  this way. And the light hits it.
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  It turned makes it creates a super laser, and the Indians
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  were like, in it. I was going to say, it sounds
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  like old times. Yeah, yeah.
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  Or James Bond? Because it would be something
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  lucrative. Mayor.
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  But put it on the moon Planet. That's when you got to get out
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  there. Then we're ninjas would show up
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  and like attack and all of a sudden James Bond has a legit
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  kind of racist to like when they did they'd be like, oh most
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  definitely. So have like, why you brought it
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  up? Have you seen the video?
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  I want to be ninja. Oh yeah, dude, that's insane.
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  That's like the most meaning dodo.
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  Chop-chop chowdown, take Chow Down to Chinatown.
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  I almost have Ninja, dude. That's like the most ridiculous
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  thing I've ever seen. That's so out of touch.
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  I use my nunchucks. While eating Ducks might be
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  copyrighted, didn't you? And one of them is from South
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  Korea. Shout out, Steve.
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  Steve Boy, Wonder and Just like I said the I was like quoting
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  that song and then I was like Steve gets it was everybody that
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  groups like what the fuck? I'm sorry.
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  Yeah. Now that sounds absurd.
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  I love the best is in that video.
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  There's like an Asian woman like standing off in the bedroom.
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  Yeah. The token one like posted.
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  Right. So that she's like that
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  watching. Like what is going on?
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  Yeah. That's tough to watch.
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  Yeah. That's extremely tough to watch.
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  Extremely okay. So back to the Titan is, which
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  is the name of this immersive. What are we calling it?
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  It's a submersible. It's not, I saw that.
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  It's not a summary. It's a just something that like,
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  goes down. So weird banana looking vessel.
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  Why would you get in someone's like gray banana tube control
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  with like, a PlayStation 1 controller?
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  Now they're like, oh, I got to use my Dreamcast.
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  So up my mom visual memory card. This damn, I can't drive this
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  thing. I better charge it.
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  Like, get out of here. Well, they use fresh.
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  They use fans to move and they only can move which I don't
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  understand but I guess. Okay.
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  So they can only move up and down or left and right but they
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  can't move. Maybe it's only forward and
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  backward left and right, I don't know.
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  But it's it's two dimensional like that and so that's why
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  that's why the controller works. But I also saw somebody who went
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  on that exact same vessel and did this whole trip which also
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  cost a quarter million dollars per person, just it starts at
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  that. I don't know what like, what do
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  you get like extra are like, you know, hey more like what kind of
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  like accoutrements are there? Get it up with food, reward?
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  Yeah. Well, you take a selfie while
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  you're down there for me for five hundred more dollars.
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  Yeah, well, lets you draw, let you drive the use the Xbox.
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  Yeah, use that. I'll lead touch the Xbox
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  controller, and he legit. And he like locks it.
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  So it's not absolutely. Even yeah, probably doesn't work
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  anyway. See you, as you like the broken
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  one and he's over there like, mashing on his looks like, you
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  know what, a terrible, what if what if it's just a prop that
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  they have? And like, he just thought that
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  this would make it look more official and everybody claps
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  them because it's a fucking game controller.
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  Dude, it doesnt. Even it has no purpose.
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  So frustrating. Like whatever he's giving that
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  to her and explaining it. I was like, yeah, that's too
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  cool. Yeah, if like you want to go out
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  by yourself and if you get lost like that's like on you.
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  But now there's a bunch of other people.
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  There's a got another guy who said he went on that and they
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  got lost. They got knocked off-course and
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  he popped it popped up somewhere where they weren't supposed to
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  his. Yeah, you can't open it from the
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  inside. What is that?
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  Why would you do that? Because he's just wants, he
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  wants you to see how committed you are.
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  And we'll think about like when you're down there in the pits,
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  let's say that there at the bottom of the Right now.
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  No power and you lose the ability to see anything like
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  far, far above where they are. So they're like below that shit.
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  It's like they're like five hundred a thousand feet below
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  like where or maybe more than like, where you can't see
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  anything and it's freezing. So let's say you're down there
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  and somebody's like, just panics and tries to open the door and
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  then you all die. So maybe he's like, we can't
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  die. I can't trust you.
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  I can't trust myself. Myself.
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  So we're locking it and we can only open it from the outside.
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  How did those people then they just lose them in The Fray, like
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  they go down and then they just had to gotten stuck or knocked
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  off course that I lost her and and 10 of their Communications
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  antenna. Well, it sounds like these
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  weights are really janky because they said the way that they
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  would get them off if they needed to was to lean left and
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  right in the in the hook boat or whatever it is.
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  And that's how it would knock the weights loose.
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  That's how the like janky. This thing is How do they get
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  the weights back or the days by more of a shitty ones?
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  Yeah, she just got their shit anyways.
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  Yeah. They don't cost anything like
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  like compared to how much they're charging.
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  It's like literally like a metal pole that like any construction
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  in then it's like, you know, just like three of them, like
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  cut the same like length and then on either side, it probably
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  cost him like a hundred bucks. Crazy.
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  That's the worst idea ever. You just shake it to the left.
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  That's like a nightmare. Because I've always said going
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  deep-sea fishing, but I'm one of those like pinky s-boats.
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  There's like 50 bucks per person if you get lost, son, with his
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  deep, sea fishing, Expeditions of not like surprised at all
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  these old janky-ass boats and these huge waves and you're out
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  there. There's guys have, nope, nobody
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  even knows they're fucking out there.
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  Absolutely not. That's the same.
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  This is like the sub. The going deep to go see the
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  Titanic that's like this is some only a crazy-ass rich white guy
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  would come up with something like that.
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  Oh it's my it's my passion. It's my passion to make a metal
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  tube that I can only the only opens from the outside.
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  Yeah. Like looks like black.
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  Exactly. For risk adverse.
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  Oh no, yeah, we're not doing that.
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  You'll get out of here. So yeah, we would call that we
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  would call the cops on that guy. Black people have been calling
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  the cops on this guy since he started talking Talking about
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  having the idea, they're like, I don't know, and the cops never
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  respond because the yeah people call it, you know, I got it.
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  They were returned the call. And they'd be like this person
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  sounds black on the phone, and then they would just like, be,
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  like, never mind. Is toss it.
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  Yeah. Plus that guy don't bought the
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  like, the police because I stay. So he went up there and there
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  was a fundraiser, he passed out free tickets.
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  So everybody gets what gets to ride his ol.
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  Getting to get to ride inside as metal tube for free one time.
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  Just let it slide, guys. Don't worry, I'll take you down
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  to look really. Lee really you?
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  Let us go. Well, hell yeah.
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  Only gonna even let you touch the controller.
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  So before I knew who was in the the boat, like, I can't
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  subversive submersible some submersible.
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  I was thinking, like, if there were like chicks in there, do
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  you like hook up because you know, you're gonna die?
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  Do you have any more oxygen? Yeah.
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  Yeah. That I thought about that.
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  Now you're wasting breath and it's Like wow.
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  What about like a hand job? And like a hand job, you know,
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  simultaneous hand hen things going on, probably not.
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  But then I was like wondering like what if somebody got like
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  fucked fucking like criminal or like a aggressive or something
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  and then they've got found and then they get out of the boat
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  and then it's like to this motherfucker when we were down,
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  there was doing this this in. Like it's like, oh my God.
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  Damn. I can imagine of already being
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  trapped in that situation. And then somebody's some Lord of
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  the Flies shit in like, in like a trapped tube.
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  At the bottom of the ocean. It's like, that's like getting
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  buried alive. Yeah.
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  Sensually buried alive in the dark ocean.
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  Yes. Where we buried Bin Laden,
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  bitch. And then if there was like Jesus
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  Christ, and then if there was like, that'd be spooky, it would
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  be that deep in the ocean. Like, I don't fuck with the
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  ocean like that. So that would be terrifying.
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  12,000 feet deep there. Anything, anything went by like
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  a camera? I'd be like, what the fuck was
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  that? Because I would not be fucking
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  with that. Mmm, that's like giant squid
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  territory. It's like I did come as long as
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  you. It's like a different.
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  It's like you're in space at that point.
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  There's this. Oh no.
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  It's just crazy. Rich, dudes.
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  Crazy, rich, white guys, do stuff, like, they find the
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  Titanic. I'm gonna go out and find this
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  boat in the bottom of the oceans to get out of here.
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  How's this guy paying for this? I get tired, sore Oil, Barons or
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  some goofy shit. Of course.
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  Now the guy who did the Titanic who went With the ship.
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  I think he was the richest man in America at the time.
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  I think I heard that earlier today.
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  Well, there's a whole get into that for therapy questions, but
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  that's one of my is a Titanic thing.
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  That's an interesting thing. But now that's just, but that's
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  like a whole demographic of people.
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  So going down in one of these things, creating this submarine
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  thing going out, and find being the Titanic in the first place.
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  There's just a pattern as a specific type of person who like
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  wants to go. I'm going to go to Antarctica.
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  Climb this rock. You're like why?
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  It's because they haven't shit else to do there.
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  Tick-Tock shit, where it was saying that Antarctica.
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  There was like, people live there and there's like, statues
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  and pyramids and shit. And that's why the government
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  ban people from going there, like, for a lawyer.
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  That's all. Well, that's what will give
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  you'll get into that. That's we will, is that on the
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  agenda, or? Yeah, what's on the therapy
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  questions? Yeah.
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  Ah, I've ever got, I forgot what your friends about this.
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  And this, let's set it up here. He isn't a theory, there's crazy
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  crazy. Rich old dudes that are running
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  around and like making death traps and weird carnival rides
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  and looking for a treasure or in the fucking jungle and they're
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  dangerous. That's all I'm saying.
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  They're going to hurt themselves or other people, anybody who
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  wants to come up with the submarine are not even a
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  submersible that locks from the outside.
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  It's controlled by a fucking Atari joystick and and all the
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  only ones on 7 and 10 do now this.
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  Sorry I was drunk ass. You got to change over time and
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  only runs on three like shitty-ass Acer flat screen
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  monitors like get out of here. Well, how why are they letting
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  this guy do this in the first place?
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  You got to stop this man from himself.
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  I hope they're found. Okay.
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  I hope everything's. All right.
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  I think he sucks. I can't imagine signing up.
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  This is what happens. When you do this.
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  You ending on lying like the person who invented the squirrel
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  suit is Dad, the person who invented the Segway died on a
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  Segway off of a cliff So the guy who invents these boats to go
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  down to the Titanic, he's gonna die in one is going down in a
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  submersible. Is that an extreme sport?
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  Would you consider that extreme? Yeah.
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  See I wasn't a sport. I just like an extreme activity.
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  Yeah. Because like if you like a free
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  diver or something if you could die from it I think yeah it's
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  extreme Yeah. I mean, you could get hit in the
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  head with a baseball, diamond, a football field there, four
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  footballs kind of extreme. It's like the OG extreme sport
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  that were your GameCube controller could die and you
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  could fuck him, get stuck on a piece of coral even with that
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  the weights, the way it's brown but but what if you're still
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  stuck on something you might be stuck stuck on some no, no.
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  Or they just kept finding because the size of the size of
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  the surface area that they're searching is the size of
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  Connecticut. I like how they say shit like
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  that. Like I know how that like, what
• 21:25
  that sizes Like because all the time.
• 21:27
  I'll see like the map and I'll be like I didn't really like the
• 21:31
  other day. I think I was watching the NBA
• 21:35
  and they showed Massachusetts on the map and I was like ah I was
• 21:41
  like Massachusetts is like north of Philly and New York in.
• 21:45
  Like I thought it was always below.
• 21:49
  Because it's like, oh I totally forgot that.
• 21:52
  Yeah, like what I see you're up test when I see here all the
• 21:56
  time. Like Rebecca.
• 21:57
  Fuck I forgot like how culturable you're like, wait, I
• 22:01
  thought Port that Spain was the end of her Europe, which is just
• 22:05
  right on the tip and Germany's like a country away like from
• 22:09
  Ukraine, you know. Yeah.
• 22:12
  It's wild, it's wild y'all. You know, we have all those
• 22:15
  countries. We just mentioned besides
• 22:17
  Ukraine, listening to the podcast.
• 22:18
  We had Portugal. We got Germany Germany's up
• 22:20
  there. Top top of the global podcast
• 22:25
  network, besides America, you know, shout out will always be
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  number one, baby, USA USA. Therapy questions.
• 22:40
  They're be question number one, Joseph, what's your favorite
• 22:45
  conspiracy theory and why does it make you question everything
• 22:50
  that, you know. See.
• 22:52
  But that ending is kind of loaded it out.
• 22:56
  I mean, everyone I have a ton of favorite conspiracy theories, so
• 23:00
  I can talk about this, okay, but ever, but you didn't pick one
• 23:03
  that you're gonna talk. I had to pick one.
• 23:08
  It either be the whole like reptilian shape-shifting
• 23:12
  interdimensional beings thing or the other one would be like
• 23:18
  Hollow Earth and there's like, a whole, another civilization of
• 23:21
  people that live inside the earth, like, Journey to the
• 23:24
  Center of the Earth. Yeah, it's out of the ocean and
• 23:26
  that's like some Antarctica stuff because some people say
• 23:28
  that there's entrances into those that if you there's like,
• 23:31
  holes in caves that you could go into the Earth and there would
• 23:35
  be like civilizations living in these Massive Caverns that
• 23:39
  exists throughout all of the planet.
• 23:43
  Yeah, yeah. Well, that's some like old
• 23:46
  woman. There's also some like, the
• 23:49
  right side of the center of the earth.
• 23:51
  Well, if you think, yeah, the whole Lost Atlantis, inner earth
• 24:00
  Theory. It starts to get kind of racist
• 24:02
  because at some point, it's all about like, Aryans and like
• 24:05
  Giants. And all these people that live
• 24:06
  on the inside of their dinosaurs would still live in there.
• 24:09
  Some people like there's a whole theory that there's a second son
• 24:12
  into the earth's core is actually a son, there's like we
• 24:15
  have to use. Yeah I'm telling you man.
• 24:17
  There's some wild shit but in the HP Lovecraft has a serious
• 24:21
  and HP Lovecraft has a whole book or short story at the
• 24:25
  mountains of Madness, which is all about.
• 24:27
  Them going on an expedition to Antarctica and finding some Lost
• 24:30
  Civilization, that's like empty. But it's all pyramids and stuff
• 24:35
  that don't make sense and like Monsters, and all sorts of cool
• 24:39
  shit. It's pretty good strip.
• 24:40
  Short story. So I like have had some extra
• 24:44
  time on my hands lately. So I, I've got dabbling
• 24:48
  Tick-Tock like watching it and, and I talked conspiracy
• 24:54
  theories. Yeah.
• 24:55
  But it didn't start off like that.
• 24:56
  And like when people are And like that the Chinese like, you
• 25:00
  know, it's like they could be taking Americans data by owning,
• 25:03
  you know, B dance, which owns Tick-Tock.
• 25:06
  But I've also heard like where they could be putting their
• 25:08
  thumb on the scale and like just like subtly like making like
• 25:13
  kids like question like American American values like and I'm
• 25:18
  experiencing that real hard by Tick-Tock like it came out of
• 25:22
  nowhere. All said it's just like all
• 25:24
  these conspiracy theories and it's like talking shit about the
• 25:27
  United States and it's like almost everyone and it's like,
• 25:32
  gets you started getting question like the government and
• 25:35
  that's like, of course, that's what China wants.
• 25:37
  Like it's kind of obvious. So, at what point is, it just
• 25:41
  all Chinese American conspiracy theories.
• 25:46
  Yeah, but I think that there's a lot of because I saw Atlantis
• 25:51
  Incans. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Well, yeah, they always talk about the like a diver, a diver
• 25:55
  went down there, and it was showing me Atlantis.
• 25:57
  And he was, he was like, saying he's like, don't ever touch
• 26:01
  anything down here, it's bad luck.
• 26:03
  And then there was like, people who are dead down there and he's
• 26:05
  like, damn man. I like, I wonder how many things
• 26:08
  you touched and the head and he goes to a swing set, I think it
• 26:13
  which I don't know why. That would be an Atlantis, some
• 26:16
  sense. Yeah, I just thought about that
• 26:18
  right now but but he goes like about it and then he like those
• 26:22
  push-ups and he's like don't worry that won't hurt me and
• 26:25
  then like he's like, he's like a braggadocious diver, what is
• 26:29
  this? No, but like, so then does but
• 26:34
  guess who was it Plato? Was it Play-Doh.
• 26:37
  Hopes up with Plato who wrote about traveling to the city of
• 26:42
  Atlantis or seeing it and then Alexander the Great also spoken.
• 26:46
  About, it's just like a city that was probably lost the
• 26:49
  coastal city. That was is washed away.
• 26:52
  It's possible. What do you think it does?
• 26:57
  Does like is there like a main location that everybody thinks
• 27:01
  it is? Or is it like just like up for
• 27:03
  grabs? I mean, it's kind of up for
• 27:05
  grabs. Some people think it's somewhere
• 27:07
  in the Mediterranean Sea or just outside the coast of the
• 27:10
  Mediterranean Sea. See, I was always thought about
• 27:13
  a negotiation. We thought it would be like in
• 27:15
  the Caribbean because like all of like those hotels like
• 27:18
  Resorts that are Like sandals and they make it seem like
• 27:23
  that's like those the city of Atlantis I think?
• 27:27
  Yeah. Now they're the notes.
• 27:29
  I mean like supposedly that existed during a period of time.
• 27:33
  It no longer exists. Now in Antarctica there was a
• 27:37
  bunch of people that did some Expeditions down there in like
• 27:40
  the early 1900's, the guy Admiral Byrd.
• 27:43
  He went and did this op like operation think it was Operation
• 27:46
  Highjump or they went down and like did some Asians and
• 27:50
  explored on Antarctica came back.
• 27:53
  There was a couple other people who like, kind of perused around
• 27:56
  and then they all the world signed a treaty that nobody
• 27:58
  would like, do anything down there.
• 28:00
  The Nazis were building a base or add some sort of Base in
• 28:03
  Antarctica, as well. Something that's where the
• 28:06
  theories, because Nazis were crazy and ever and a lots of
• 28:10
  different other things, not just the horrible things they went
• 28:13
  to, but they believe, like, Mystic shit.
• 28:14
  They're always looking for stuff for something that they could
• 28:17
  give. Well, that was the numbers all
• 28:18
  the meth they were doing and then so that There was like
• 28:21
  stuff to see if there was anything down there, as you
• 28:23
  could. Some people think that there's
• 28:24
  tons of resources mountains, pyramids, Lost Cities
• 28:29
  structures, that would exist there that would predate human
• 28:33
  history as far as we know it on a timeline.
• 28:36
  So for people to go partake and look at that stuff, also makes
• 28:39
  it to where if we knew it was there.
• 28:42
  What a question? When will we crush them or of
• 28:44
  our history? Well, let's get into that
• 28:46
  because the government Has been like actively showing us UFOs,
• 28:54
  like all the time, like they're like, here's like a bunch of
• 28:56
  shit, we know. And we're having hearings on it
• 28:58
  like once a month now to and they won't rule out.
• 29:03
  Extraterrestrial life has been here.
• 29:05
  So basically, they're saying they're letting us know that
• 29:10
  aliens exist, which, I mean, I already knew in Aliens existed
• 29:13
  but I question whether or not they visited Earth or not, but
• 29:16
  it makes sense that they have Like, nobody's denying it
• 29:21
  anymore, like they used to are you surprised that nobody's
• 29:24
  freaking out freaking out, man. Well, and before I touch on
• 29:29
  that, the love thing, because there's maps that predate like
• 29:32
  the exploration of like, known explorers, on a timeline,
• 29:37
  knowing that Antarctica was there or would be able to draw
• 29:41
  topple topographic map of it and charted out, like pretty
• 29:45
  accurately. You can look some of that shit
• 29:47
  up. It's pretty wild like old ass
• 29:49
  fucking Maps. It got like outlines of flight,
• 29:52
  South, America, and North America, like full Globe, Matt
• 29:55
  Global me. Yeah, wedding.
• 29:57
  Being that include the coastal line, almost threw a tea of
• 30:01
  Antarctica that she's like, oh, that's so that, that's those are
• 30:04
  the things that make that people jump on in the like, oh, fuck.
• 30:07
  But that is extremely weird. And that's where, well, then you
• 30:11
  would think you would think that then they would have done
• 30:13
  something about global warming sooner.
• 30:16
  Instead of having like Antarctica, melt and then, and
• 30:19
  then now people going to roll up there and and see what's up.
• 30:23
  Now that it's more accessible. And what if everybody just goes
• 30:29
  to Antarctica? And then it's like Jurassic
• 30:31
  Park, bro. We get there.
• 30:32
  It's all sorts of watch it. I mean, Antarctica, if we don't
• 30:36
  get climate change, under control is going to be
• 30:38
  eventually the last spot. Chill.
• 30:42
  Right. It'll be the first to be the
• 30:44
  last one to melt, except it's on the pole.
• 30:47
  So I think it maybe melt faster. I don't know.
• 30:51
  Yeah, but I'm not a fucking scientist.
• 30:55
  Yeah. You know, I'd be scared but I
• 30:58
  play one on Spotify. Okay, there you go.
• 31:01
  No. Yeah, I mean I think it's
• 31:04
  mathematically impossible. That aliens wouldn't exist
• 31:08
  right? We've got a couple nasty and
• 31:09
  yeah how vast the universe is like the cool thing, the trippy
• 31:13
  things about pictures of space to me he's going to Roberto and
• 31:16
  like outside our solar system and you see pictures of like the
• 31:20
  Milky Way and a shit ton of other just galaxies that are out
• 31:24
  there to put it in the scale like because how small we are on
• 31:28
  the scale of our own Galaxy and it's our existence on like a
• 31:31
  spiral arm out of a A bunch of spiral arms that are surrounding
• 31:36
  some massive black hole. It's fucking crazy.
• 31:39
  Some of those other kind of like what I was saying like with the
• 31:41
  maps. I'm like, I was like surprised.
• 31:42
  It's like when you see, like stuff like that of, like the
• 31:44
  galaxies, it's always like, even though you can like, think about
• 31:49
  it. Conceptually like, you know,
• 31:51
  we're like this tiny spot like in the universe, like when you
• 31:53
  see like put into like scale, you know what I'm saying?
• 31:59
  Yeah. And then it's like, you know,
• 32:00
  and then that picture that you're seeing of, that of those
• 32:03
  Galaxy is like a snapshot of a small segment of like a massive
• 32:08
  infinite amount of those. Yeah, so it's just like, it's
• 32:11
  just like beyond fathomable fathomable the.
• 32:14
  So, with that being said, it's almost impossible that other
• 32:17
  life, does it exist? That's intelligent.
• 32:19
  And then the farther, the deeper the farther, what out into the
• 32:23
  universe, you would go the older, it would because it be
• 32:26
  farther away from wherever the center of the universe is her
• 32:29
  over like this big bang, what happened or whatever.
• 32:32
  So if the Big Bang, NG happened in La.
• 32:34
  So if you, so if that's what you think, then like the farther
• 32:37
  back you go from where we are that it's just like there's so
• 32:41
  much older shit that the older even on our own timeline.
• 32:46
  At some point, if we were to survive and be alive then
• 32:49
  control this planet for like 10,000 years or something like
• 32:52
  that, that would be wild if anybody and it's expanding.
• 32:55
  So it's like we're all moving like, all these galaxies are
• 32:58
  moving at like thousands and thousands and thousands of miles
• 33:02
  like per second. And it's like, so it's just
• 33:04
  like, expanding out and out, and out and out.
• 33:06
  Now, So eventually when you're on Earth, if humans are still
• 33:12
  around, you won't ever be able to see stars because not only is
• 33:16
  it expanding, but everything's moving away from everything.
• 33:20
  It's like the opposite of gravitational pull because it
• 33:22
  was the Big Bang, so everything just like shot out from each
• 33:26
  other and it's still doing that. So eventually, the Stars will be
• 33:29
  so far away and he closed the star that you won't be able to
• 33:32
  see it from here. That's a sad day because it's
• 33:37
  but also a good day that humans made it that long to for that to
• 33:42
  happen. Yeah.
• 33:43
  And at a show gratitude, I mean, aliens have obviously been here
• 33:47
  before, in some way, shape or form, or they have a deep
• 33:51
  impact. Do you think they're conspiring
• 33:53
  with the governments of the world?
• 33:55
  Because that'd be some fucked-up shit.
• 33:57
  Well, that's it's because there's some people that think
• 34:01
  the reptilian shapeshifters are from this planet.
• 34:03
  And there's like evil aliens and good aliens.
• 34:06
  And that we need to listen to good aliens, until bad aliens
• 34:10
  ago away. But you're like greater good and
• 34:13
  bad reptilian style, aliens, all sorted, what's bad, man?
• 34:20
  What's normal? What's the setting on the
• 34:22
  dishwasher fuck, like what bad aliens like, what?
• 34:25
  Make some bad because they want to kill us.
• 34:29
  They want to kill us. We kill cows.
• 34:32
  Does that make us bad, two cows? Yeah.
• 34:35
  They're like dude. Fuck these people did.
• 34:37
  Did I heard a i-it's gonna think of us like dogs or cats?
• 34:42
  Where they keep us around, because we're amusing but like
• 34:46
  that they're running the show. It sounds terrible.
• 34:50
  I know, just like, I know it's late where you are.
• 34:54
  So like, right, just give you some shit to think about, right,
• 34:56
  before you go to sleep. I forget it takes over the world
• 35:00
  and keeps us around like, dog, if that's likes needs us.
• 35:03
  Skynet, dude. Here is your food.
• 35:07
  Everything. Everything, like, the comes out,
• 35:09
  like, was predicted by film. Like, in or art like the fucking
• 35:15
  it like speaking to James Bond, he always be talking to his
• 35:18
  fucking wife. Watch like a psycho, you know
• 35:21
  the Jetsons who's on the Jackson.
• 35:23
  Yeah the Jets. Yeah that face time like the the
• 35:27
  I watch the and then just The Simpsons predicting everything
• 35:31
  think about this Inspector Gadget Penny and Her book, The
• 35:35
  Little laptop but computer. Yeah that she has that's totally
• 35:39
  and that had FaceTime I actually read it like a good article
• 35:41
  about this a long time ago and it was like It was not
• 35:46
  necessarily just a coincidence because it was like, those
• 35:50
  people were like the mainstream artists of our time.
• 35:54
  You know, fucking The Jetsons was huge and shit.
• 35:57
  Like the and James Swan is huge. And so it's like these kids grow
• 36:01
  up watching that and then they become like, super smart
• 36:05
  scientist, that's what they try to create.
• 36:09
  Oh yeah, I mean, that makes sense.
• 36:11
  Yeah. But they mean so you could think
• 36:14
  that aliens are giving us technology.
• 36:17
  I don't think so. Well, maybe I don't know what to
• 36:20
  think. All I know is that they're
• 36:22
  actually communicating with like that government that's fucked up
• 36:27
  because the government is for the People by the people of the
• 36:30
  people. So I want to be talking to
• 36:32
  aliens and I yeah, I know I can see why Trump is like worth the
• 36:37
  conversation, but I'm not going. I will tell you why we exist.
• 37:14
  Don't tell that asshole. So, I saw their conspiracy thing
• 37:17
  on like a related to this, but it was the Pyramid of Giza.
• 37:22
  And it was like, the all the measurements of it and stuff
• 37:26
  were crazy. And like, each brick is like
• 37:29
  3,000 tons. Okay.
• 37:30
  That's the whole idea. Sounds like three times, how
• 37:33
  would they move that? Because it still wouldn't be
• 37:35
  possible for like, a large group of slaves to move all of this
• 37:38
  stuff and cut it from where like the better.
• 37:40
  Yeah, yeah. Where they know it came from
• 37:43
  even if they ported it though, is think that maybe there's some
• 37:45
  perfectly aligned it, some sound levitation device, there's all
• 37:50
  these different theories about what is it could have been
• 37:52
  Potentially moved this. Okay.
• 37:54
  So on the same video this guy's just like he's I think it was
• 37:57
  like ten facts that you can't dispute about the pyramid.
• 38:03
  So he was like trying to be like I'm not going to hit you with
• 38:06
  like wow. Kurt could like full conspiracy
• 38:09
  theory but I'll just tell you 10 facts that you can't rebuttal
• 38:13
  and one of them was but he's like they said they keep making
• 38:17
  these pyramids for people's like you know for pharaohs like to
• 38:20
  die and he's like, dude, we've never found one body.
• 38:22
  A single pyramid ever. Not one bit about.
• 38:26
  I was like what? And I can finally that's true
• 38:29
  and I like so that was like the type of thing is like think
• 38:32
  about this and then another one was that Jesus location is like
• 38:39
  perfectly like from the point of the pyramid going around the
• 38:44
  earth from either side of the point would cover the most like
• 38:50
  landmass ever making it. The Center of the planet.
• 38:56
  Like from any other point it cut like going out would cover less
• 39:00
  area than the point of Giza. And then also like it related to
• 39:07
  like how high it was was like exact replica for like the
• 39:11
  massive or how big it was an exact scale to the mass of
• 39:15
  Earth. I don't know, bro.
• 39:21
  So are you saying that aliens built the pyramids saying that
• 39:25
  they might have been involved? Yeah, they probably built them.
• 39:28
  Yeah, it's because of the weight of all the, that shit and come
• 39:33
  on, man. And it wasn't even that long
• 39:34
  ago. Well, then there's supposedly a
• 39:37
  real close to the same point. May line up our three pyramids
• 39:42
  that are maybe potential pyramid, said exist on Mars.
• 39:48
  That they like lineup and there's so many different pain.
• 39:50
  It exists on Antarctic. I think we're they are here
• 39:53
  today at this point like where it's like you could tell me
• 39:57
  anything at that point like pyramids on Mars on their
• 40:00
  honeymoon. Well that's why if they're
• 40:02
  talking to aliens I mean I think that that would throw a little
• 40:04
  bit like, who chose that would throw a lot of people's worlds
• 40:08
  for a tilt. They freak.
• 40:10
  I don't, I don't know. I think the the information that
• 40:14
  we already have I thought would do that.
• 40:17
  Because then there'd be like crazy Christians and the street
• 40:19
  trying to kill the aliens because they think they'd be
• 40:21
  Lucifer, and there would be other ones who were think they
• 40:23
  were Angels. If you all sorted, be chaos to
• 40:26
  people would lose their fucking looks like it is already, it's
• 40:28
  all chaos already. Yeah, but it would reach all
• 40:32
  another scale, like that's like, doubtful.
• 40:34
  I think the bigger giving it too much credit, bro.
• 40:37
  Now, I think everybody think people, I think that they've led
• 40:40
  us slowly in on it. So, it's like, baked in already
• 40:43
  people are. Well, yeah, they got a slowly,
• 40:46
  let us know you Tell everybody knows aliens.
• 40:48
  We've been subliminally for everybody's coked-out in the
• 40:52
  members only jacket wearing neon there, screaming in the streets.
• 40:55
  Well bro, aliens, that's how that's how I take like somebody
• 41:00
  would sound coked out in the 80s because I'm going to put my
• 41:05
  money in this thing called the internet, dude.
• 41:10
  Should we get a bag? So do too.
• 41:12
  Well, no, I don't believe you. When you say that you are
• 41:17
  leaving. Do hey, what's up?
• 41:20
  Don't you, are you telling me that he had stopped copyright?
• 41:26
  Oh no. Another one is, there's a, I
• 41:30
  mean I don't know that song As Old As Fuck, It's gotta be
• 41:32
  public domain at this point. It's not that old.
• 41:34
  It's 75 years, is public. Domain is, I'm just trying
• 41:38
  There's a theory that there's two ships, the Titanic in the
• 41:42
  Britannic and there's there's a theory that they believe that
• 41:45
  that the ship was sunk intentionally and if insurance
• 41:48
  fraud screen then actually wasn't the Titanic that they
• 41:51
  swapped the Britannic and the Titanic's plates and they sunk
• 41:55
  what was the Britannic for an insurance payout.
• 41:59
  That's that's a whole and then they accidentally killed all
• 42:02
  those people. They thought they could go like
• 42:03
  they just oh yeah I mean I think they thought they could get most
• 42:06
  of them off and get the money. The boat and then it like went
• 42:10
  super awry. So there is a conspiracy theory
• 42:13
  which does have some supporting facts that exist is if this guy
• 42:18
  in America doing it like so you need something.
• 42:20
  So he one of these, it Insurance scheme.
• 42:22
  Yeah, but he had like two boats, I think he got damaged and if it
• 42:25
  had something to do with it already being damaged, it was
• 42:27
  structurally found maybe wasn't the richest guys like Trump who
• 42:30
  just says he's the richest guy but he's really like underwater
• 42:33
  and so he has to get that. It was like don't get rid of
• 42:37
  one. Let's get the insurance without
• 42:39
  like a couple of the other one song.
• 42:40
  The way it's song and the issues with the fog that there was a
• 42:43
  ship that was are able to save a lot of people that was nearby
• 42:47
  because they were already aware of the fact that there was going
• 42:50
  to be some sort of sinking of this boat.
• 42:53
  So they wanted to rescue people. And that's why but then there
• 42:57
  was a lot of fog and it got real, it was like rolled over it
• 43:00
  was kind of just shitty and visibility was low.
• 43:03
  So that's why I had a hard time finding where the ship had sunk
• 43:06
  also because it Snapped in half, it wasn't like sideways.
• 43:10
  It was like you should completely collapse so they were
• 43:13
  looking for a lot of people in like a real really high rolling
• 43:17
  fog but they were all like you know in the water or laying on
• 43:21
  top of something that was not big enough for big enough and
• 43:24
  big enough for two people but only one girl took it.
• 43:28
  So I mean I played bro. So that is a whole Theory.
• 43:31
  I'd suggest you look into that's very interesting because there
• 43:34
  is some like some things that make it to where it's like, oh,
• 43:38
  is that possible? Make you think about it
• 43:40
  differently? Okay.
• 43:42
  Murmurs you got think those guys that to be that rich back in the
• 43:46
  day like that the shit that you could get away with before there
• 43:49
  was like fucking laws to say you can do that or you can't do
• 43:52
  that. Whatever laws.
• 43:53
  Yeah excuse me. Yeah basically when it's like so
• 43:55
  you can't walk up there and like beat up that old woman and just
• 43:58
  take her Farm because you want to put in a strip mall.
• 44:01
  But like you view if it was fucking 1814 you can walk around
• 44:05
  this bitch. Slapping people and taking their
• 44:07
  shit. People were wild.
• 44:08
  That's that's yeah, it's that. It's carefully.
• 44:11
  Wow. Wes immediately Desperado.
• 44:14
  It's almost like some gangs in New York shit that stuff's a
• 44:16
  while. Even like there's a period of
• 44:17
  time in America where there was laws but it was still pretty
• 44:20
  fucking Lawless. That's are like oh the cops are
• 44:22
  looking for you fuck that. Oh the pinkertons are looking
• 44:25
  for you they'll like a private women and black people couldn't
• 44:28
  vote like what are we saying? You know.
• 44:30
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:30
  You know I'm saying there? Yeah.
• 44:32
  Lot less. Well I was.
• 44:35
  Jim West, Allah loves everybody lilacs Darkness.
• 44:38
  Everybody. Okay, therapy question number
• 44:41
  two, if you catch speaking of, I didn't even think about this.
• 44:47
  If you could invent a ridiculous law, what would it be?
• 44:51
  And who would be the first person?
• 44:53
  You'd use it against I'll start diet coke illegal.
• 45:05
  And then I wouldn't have to use it against anybody because it's
• 45:09
  a free and fair country. So, but anybody partaking and
• 45:12
  drinking diet coke, Donald Trump will be proc process persecuted
• 45:17
  prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
• 45:23
  Hmm, if I can Implement any color any ridiculous law.
• 45:32
  What would it be the first person to use it against Dana?
• 45:37
  I know I don't really like that because you know, Justice is
• 45:42
  blind. I don't know.
• 45:51
  I haven't. Term limits for Supreme Court.
• 45:55
  Justices, boom! That's not a ridiculous, huh?
• 45:59
  It sounds ridiculous because it's not in the rules right now.
• 46:02
  Right now. Those right now are ridiculous.
• 46:04
  Yeah, no. Yeah.
• 46:05
  That's true. I don't know.
• 46:07
  Maybe no more. No more.
• 46:15
  Just like letting your kids just like, run the fuck around and
• 46:17
  public spaces. Just like out of control and it
• 46:21
  is implemented. Think about when you were a kid
• 46:23
  though, bro. Moment, did you want but you
• 46:27
  want it to run around? Yeah, but my mom was like, nah,
• 46:30
  bro. Chill the fuck out.
• 46:31
  We're hanging out. His Red, Robin show, a little
• 46:33
  class. Now, it's like, you know, kids
• 46:38
  breaking Windows doing all sorts of shit.
• 46:40
  Hmm. I was just going to take because
• 46:42
  I was next. to a Cracker Barrel early, who another one I would
• 46:46
  have to be Ridiculous lot with I'll be controversial bills.
• 46:51
  I got no more assault weapons. Ban will do an assault weapons
• 46:54
  ban? Yeah who cares if it's
• 46:57
  controversial because this tax shit-or-get-off-the-pot
• 47:00
  constitutional second limit? The Second Amendment actually
• 47:04
  get rid of the eye. On this work thing was of now I
• 47:07
  went on this work event man, abolish the size of my mess.
• 47:11
  It was fucking awesome because we went, it was we went we went
• 47:13
  skeet shooting, so we went out everybody in my company that I
• 47:18
  work with. There was a lot of We went out
• 47:19
  and golf. Carts are four and we went out
• 47:21
  and went shot skeet, like all afternoon my guild, a whole kid
• 47:26
  and I dominated I was out there. Wrecking it like nobody's
• 47:32
  fucking no skate ski got, I think the next I the I had about
• 47:37
  half of my half of all my targets, something like, 24 out
• 47:40
  of 48 or something like that, but, like, sitting there with we
• 47:43
  love cats week, no dude, dude, that's like shit.
• 47:47
  I thought you were like, I thought you coming.
• 47:49
  More correct for the pod. now you're out here, let everybody
• 47:52
  know that you're only a fifty percent shooter
• 48:21
  Like his own like earplugs. But they were like really fancy
• 48:25
  like fold it up. It was like he's just out there
• 48:27
  wrecking it. And then him in my owner who set
• 48:30
  up the event, super great guy, challenged him, it was a
• 48:33
  one-on-one shoot off best, five shots of Peace, best Winter,
• 48:38
  Winds a grand, and he beat me beat my own.
• 48:40
  Or did my owner had to pay him out of grand?
• 48:42
  It was the wildest shit I've ever seen dude but these are
• 48:44
  like crazy shot. Yeah, I know, but they're
• 48:46
  probably get hustled at the skeet.
• 48:49
  Good, Hustle, by the skeet skeet skeet.
• 48:52
  I was out there were prophets like John wit.
• 48:55
  Did you get out there more? Apparently the gwit.
• 48:58
  Yeah, right. 50% that's all you could even get to 30.
• 49:04
  It's pretty difficult. There'd be question.
• 49:10
  Number, 3, Joseph. If you were a Serial like a,
• 49:16
  like, cereal milk and cereal. Yeah.
• 49:19
  Cereal mascot. What catchphrase would you use
• 49:24
  to sell yourself? I was cereal mascot.
• 49:33
  That's right. Mmm.
• 49:40
  You want me to go? Yeah, they have some.
• 49:43
  So I decided, I'll choose the cereal that I've been eating
• 49:47
  lately, which is Fruity Pebbles with marshmallows, okay?
• 49:52
  Sabi like, Come and eat Fruity Pebbles with marshmallows where
• 49:59
  fluffy and fruity. Or where fluffy and Freddy.
• 50:11
  Pretty bubbles and much. If you like something like,
• 50:15
  Apple, Jacks, but it up to just be Something absurd where people
• 50:21
  will be trying to get my Apple Jacks, you know?
• 50:23
  They always like, try to hide them.
• 50:24
  Be like, oh, get away from my Apple Jacks.
• 50:26
  Kind of Jack the Applejack. Yeah, but like back the fuck up
• 50:29
  off my Apple Jacks and me some like, serious shit and he's
• 50:33
  somebody. So you try to get and he's like,
• 50:35
  a, be the dad from Friday? Yeah.
• 50:38
  Like are like Depot or something like that.
• 50:41
  Well, he's, you know, the driver.
• 50:42
  Friday's always protective about his food in the kitchen, you
• 50:45
  know? Yeah.
• 50:45
  Put some hot sauce on my some pictures with labor Apple.
• 50:50
  Whether John Witherspoon, he's hilarious.
• 50:54
  Nobody go in there for 35, 45 minutes and someone open a
• 50:57
  window. I has a pig feet.
• 51:00
  His old stand up and like his old roast, man.
• 51:03
  He was so, he was really funny. It's good shit talker, and she
• 51:06
  go watch some old John Witherspoon.
• 51:08
  And that's where it's all about the word.
• 51:09
  Some, like, some like Silk suit, with this fro, just out there
• 51:13
  crushing it, but it looks the exact same.
• 51:15
  It's fucking hilarious. Nice.
• 51:18
  All right, so I'm fruity. What are you Applejack?
• 51:26
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• 51:28
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• 51:37
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• 51:45
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• 51:50
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• 51:54
  Two Scoops. Right around and tukutz a.
• 51:56
  Yeah, I got two. Girls trying to double team me
• 52:01
  like I was Kobe, so I whip out my light saber, like I was
• 52:04
  obese. Now, they both screaming, like
• 52:07
  they Chewbacca ceases. Now, know about, that, that's
• 52:11
  kinda weird, but they don't call me the Vodka.
• 52:14
  It's awful tight. Their pussies are yet bomb, yo,
• 52:21
  titties over here so I can stop it.
• 52:25
  Next question now. Terrible.
• 52:36
  Dude, if you want to get another conspiracy theories, getting in
• 52:38
  some boat racing conspiracy theories, I like drug drug
• 52:42
  Runners. All right, final therapy
• 52:45
  question. Y'all have the question.
• 52:46
  Number four, if you had to choose between having a pet
• 52:50
  dinosaur or a robot Butler, which one would you pick, and
• 52:56
  why? Does the robot Butler come with
• 53:00
  me? Like I go on an adventure and he
• 53:02
  comes. He's your brother, bro.
• 53:05
  He's like your Jeffrey Joffrey from Fresh Prince.
• 53:11
  Yeah, take them up but he's a robot.
• 53:12
  I take the robot Butler for sure.
• 53:15
  Over the past, I agree with that.
• 53:17
  When I don't agree with that because I don't like robots,
• 53:21
  George Washington but like that dinosaur would be like it shit a
• 53:26
  lot. Well it'd be cool and you have
• 53:28
  to be like cool with other people.
• 53:29
  You have to put it up there, just be a whole thing.
• 53:32
  If you had a robot pilot, could you sell it?
• 53:34
  Robot Butler could drive you around your robot, Butler can go
• 53:37
  run errands for you today you get your shit done, do your
• 53:41
  laundry murder. You going on right now because
• 53:44
  he's just your robe. Dinosaur could - you two are
• 53:47
  your pet. Dinosaur is more likely to
• 53:48
  murder you. I cannot get the made from The
• 53:56
  Jetsons out of my head. When we, you see a Rosy?
• 54:00
  Keep saying robot, the robot Butler.
• 54:02
  And I'm just like, like a robot. Would say their chicken over
• 54:05
  there like that Rosie like passes out toast and shit like
• 54:09
  passes out drunk. Yeah, it's true.
• 54:12
  That you probably and shit on her Wheels.
• 54:14
  But I mean fucking dog is not relevant, see if you got a pet
• 54:18
  dinosaur. What you would want that you
• 54:19
  think is cool. You'd be like, oh, I want a
• 54:21
  raptor or something, you know? I want to, I want to do.
• 54:25
  You want to, you'd want to earn a Charizard?
• 54:27
  Know. You don't like cheese with every
• 54:29
  time? But you won't like you'd want to
• 54:31
  her but the baby Charizard. A baby Charizard there's a
• 54:36
  charmeleon which is The Middle on whether there's a charge out
• 54:41
  of Charizard is the smallest one, then it's the original.
• 54:43
  It's like what's going on? No, Charizard's the big one.
• 54:46
  What's the small one? I think it's Charmander than
• 54:50
  Charmeleon. Charmander is a Charizard is
• 54:53
  Squirtles homie. Yeah, I was I was a little guy.
• 54:57
  That's why I kept in the pool. But Soros.
• 55:00
  Yeah, Bulba saur all up in your shit.
• 55:05
  Hey I like turtles. Okay.
• 55:12
  We're both picking the Butler on that one fuck.
• 55:14
  Yeah. But if you had to do a dinosaur
• 55:16
  to have to be a veggie, have to be a plant eater because you
• 55:19
  wouldn't want something that if you want something cool but that
• 55:22
  one cake eater that would kill you.
• 55:24
  So I guess I could do like my favorite, like the Ankylosaurus,
• 55:27
  you could ride that bitch. I'll beat, I'd be like a big
• 55:29
  tank now, but it would eat a lot and it would shit A lot.
• 55:32
  It would be like, yeah, very Right?
• 55:35
  That's how you sell it. So the dinosaur shit or you know
• 55:39
  what you talked about my fertile, like, we hold the
• 55:42
  salad, I'm sure that would be great.
• 55:44
  But like we talked about last episode, what rich people do in
• 55:48
  chirkoff horses. It's true and cuts.
• 55:51
  Well, I guess I think you would need to dinosaurs.
• 55:54
  See, that's another thing that billionaires.
• 55:56
  Do you like jerk off horses? They don't think so little
• 55:59
  tubes. What if you jerked off your
• 56:01
  ankylosaurus and then sold this firm for like me, Leonid, then
• 56:05
  I'd start fucking, oh well, I metal metal tube company and I
• 56:10
  control have them at your local, control it with a Wii
• 56:13
  controller, and I take people down to the bottom of the ocean.
• 56:17
  Oh yeah. What did you could get?
• 56:19
  Like a dinosaur. The doctor fucking Doom, dude.
• 56:22
  That's because dr. Doom shit.
• 56:24
  No. Yeah, you have to go in the
• 56:25
  capsule. You can't go on a dinosaur
• 56:27
  because the pressure would just kill you.
• 56:31
  Well, yeah, but I'm saying you could make you could sell your
• 56:33
  dinosaur sperm. Whales can't even go to the
• 56:35
  Titanic's is so much pressure because you could sell.
• 56:39
  The dinosaur age is down to, to get down to the bottom of the
• 56:42
  ocean. It's like you live, but we have
• 56:44
  Myra, we only have a, we have a time crunch here like driven
• 56:48
  anybody unlike That's that's submersible idea, is such a bad
• 56:53
  idea, but it lot of somebody died already, but then the rest
• 56:58
  of them are alive. There's a dead body in there and
• 57:00
  they're just waiting to be saved.
• 57:03
  That's terrible. I know like that's like think
• 57:05
  about how many bad things could be.
• 57:07
  I just wonder other than they're stuck.
• 57:10
  I just think that. I mean I had some points.
• 57:12
  Be, everybody will get frustrated with him.
• 57:14
  You would think if it was something like what?
• 57:17
  If somebody committed suicide? I don't know.
• 57:51
  Let alone, drop 12,000 feet for a bunch of one and a quarter
• 57:57
  million dollars with a boat for a boat full of people trying to
• 58:02
  get to America. Good died and drown.
• 58:04
  That's like terrible. That's just such a bad idea.
• 58:08
  I couldn't get my head. All right, but we covered that.
• 58:13
  Now I know that was the first topic but we just can't, you
• 58:15
  just can't not get into it because it's fucking wild, so
• 58:18
  we'll get a nap. Yeah, let's because I'm sure all
• 58:23
  of our Republican friends out there.
• 58:27
  You know, it's like they I want those Republican people, the the
• 58:32
  Maga groups to. I want them to be happy like
• 58:35
  everybody else and then just seems like they can't be happy.
• 58:39
  Like our next topic is hundred by then, plead guilty today to
• 58:43
  please, he's expected to plead guilty.
• 58:45
  He hasn't yet, but he's expected to plead guilty because he was
• 58:48
  charged by the doj for two misdemeanor.
• 58:52
  I think it was income tax, fraud, income tax, fraud issues
• 58:57
  and Then a charge of felony gun charge.
• 59:00
  Yeah. So they say I love this because
• 59:05
  so the Republicans are calling it a sweetheart deal.
• 59:09
  That he got off, said the judge or the prosecutor from the doj
• 59:15
  who was on. This was a trump appointed
• 59:17
  attorney general and he invited to all the Attorney General's,
• 59:24
  usually when a new president comes, they all resign because
• 59:27
  the new president switches all of them out.
• 59:30
  However, Biden kept three attorney general's on from Trump
• 59:35
  era. One of them being this attorney,
• 59:39
  Why? Because he didn't want to show
• 59:40
  any interference of like with his sons investigation, they
• 59:45
  investigated 104, five years that it's laptop, laptop laptop,
• 59:49
  and then they got. And now they're saying they have
• 59:53
  like, on tape, hunter getting caught or Joe Biden, getting
• 59:57
  caught with concealed money, laundering and working with like
• 1:00:02
  foreign governments to get money and the 55 million dollar
• 1:00:06
  payment or some shit or whatever.
• 1:00:08
  Yeah. And so David started saying that
• 1:00:10
  but now they're all like, kind of backtracked.
• 1:00:12
  Like, we don't actually know if these audio tapes exist and then
• 1:00:15
  they saw, I was watching like some Fox news earlier and
• 1:00:20
  they're like, it was Jesse fucking Waters.
• 1:00:22
  It was stupid punchable face, and he was like saying they
• 1:00:29
  because they asked 100 Biden's lawyer.
• 1:00:32
  If they brought up the laptop, hundreds laptop and hundred
• 1:00:35
  bodies lawyers, like I don't recall them ever bring it up and
• 1:00:37
  then she goes to Jesse Watters and He's just like on Fox News.
• 1:00:40
  He's like, so this wasn't an investigation because they never
• 1:00:43
  even brought up the laptop and it's like, bro.
• 1:00:47
  Like just because you said this laptop, as all this like criming
• 1:00:52
  on, it doesn't make it true and it wasn't a part of this
• 1:00:56
  investigation whatsoever, not saying that they didn't look at
• 1:00:58
  it and you better hope they didn't.
• 1:01:00
  Look at it. Otherwise, if they did and they
• 1:01:02
  didn't see anything, then them, you guys are just full of shit,
• 1:01:05
  but we already know they were full of shit and it's just like
• 1:01:08
  so he comes These tax charges, these two income tax and he
• 1:01:12
  already paid it back the money that he owed for the taxes.
• 1:01:16
  And his lawyer was saying, you know, he was like, he was like
• 1:01:19
  doing your a lot of drugs at the time, and he just didn't do his
• 1:01:22
  taxes and he's paid it back. And, you know, he's still
• 1:01:26
  getting punished, he's getting probation.
• 1:01:27
  And then it's funny that he's getting off on a gun charge.
• 1:01:31
  When all these Republicans, all they want to do is make it
• 1:01:33
  easier and easier for people to have guns and then he's off on a
• 1:01:36
  gun charge of there, like always so easy.
• 1:01:39
  He's going to, he's agreed to go to some sort of rehab.
• 1:01:42
  Well, no, he also, he can't, the grievant is because the charge
• 1:01:47
  is owning a gun while being addicted to an illegal
• 1:01:50
  substance. That's a real law.
• 1:01:53
  So he just lied and said, he wasn't addicted to crack when he
• 1:01:57
  bought the gun. And that's what the law he
• 1:01:59
  broke, you know, 2018 possession of a firearm while a drug user.
• 1:02:07
  She's Boy. I mean it definitely balances
• 1:02:12
  the scales of people who want to see.
• 1:02:15
  No, not that fighting crime family there but that's what the
• 1:02:19
  all these Republicans are saying it's the sweetheart deal.
• 1:02:21
  It's the now they're doubling down on the two-tier justice
• 1:02:24
  system like Democrat, it's like, okay, well, he plead guilty you,
• 1:02:29
  if Trump plead guilty, he would probably not see jail time, it's
• 1:02:33
  got to be something, it's always gotta be something day.
• 1:02:35
  Together is realize, I didn't say no, they just keep moving
• 1:02:38
  the goal. Post, no matter what But it's
• 1:02:40
  just like they're tying each other like themselves in a knots
• 1:02:43
  like, you know, like the other thing, like I noticed lately,
• 1:02:47
  you know, is they're calling it The Biden crime family.
• 1:02:50
  Yes, I love so many bank accounts that he transfers to it
• 1:02:54
  would take 10 years to unravel as what they said, it's like.
• 1:02:57
  Okay, well, which one is, it is Joe Biden.
• 1:03:01
  A dementia ridden like more on that.
• 1:03:04
  It's like about to like that. I can't function or think
• 1:03:08
  anymore or is he This like best fucking like criminal.
• 1:03:13
  Like, like, I've all-time where he has.
• 1:03:15
  So many bank accounts. That even if you try to find it,
• 1:03:18
  it would take 10 years to unravel.
• 1:03:20
  He's been dealing with the Chinese and the ukrainians.
• 1:03:24
  You know, it's like okay, well yeah, like if he's that smart
• 1:03:27
  and cunning, then he's not this like bettering idiot.
• 1:03:30
  The you guys try to claim he is. So which one you have to pick
• 1:03:33
  one? Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Me, it's the whole thing is interesting and I'm glad that
• 1:03:41
  that I mean honestly if you broke the law and wasn't doing
• 1:03:43
  the pain as income tax and shit and they would investigate him
• 1:03:46
  for five years. That's what they came up with.
• 1:03:48
  I mean, five fucking years. Like, it sounds like a waste of
• 1:03:53
  money to me especially if he's already paid it back.
• 1:03:55
  The gun charges just like something that, of course, it's
• 1:03:58
  probably going to get washed away.
• 1:04:00
  Because also mean it Opposite, hold on, like it all started
• 1:04:04
  like this. Like Trump got into.
• 1:04:07
  Impeached like right when he got into office.
• 1:04:10
  The first time was for, for blackmailing zielinski, the
• 1:04:15
  president of Ukraine to get dirt on Biotin, and there is no dirt.
• 1:04:23
  So he got impeached for doing that, and then they're all
• 1:04:25
  complaining like, oh, the Biden, probably family, like five years
• 1:04:29
  later and it's like the doj, Trump appointed attorney general
• 1:04:32
  comes back, and he's like, I got tax two years, he missed.
• 1:04:36
  And then the other thing, Jesse water said it was like, well,
• 1:04:40
  they're not doing what you're supposed to do.
• 1:04:41
  Now, number one rule is follow the money.
• 1:04:46
  So if you didn't pay his income taxes, will didn't you
• 1:04:49
  investigate? What income?
• 1:04:51
  He got? I'm sure they did.
• 1:04:57
  He's setting it up. It's like yeah, if he's just
• 1:04:59
  talking to himself. So there is no rebuttal.
• 1:05:02
  He just puts it's like him and Tucker.
• 1:05:03
  Carlson just put these questions out there but they're don't like
• 1:05:07
  have an answer. Like whoa, what?
• 1:05:09
  If you know they did the laptop. They didn't even investigate.
• 1:05:14
  It's been this. What he said it's been Gathering
• 1:05:16
  dust for five years. Tucker, Carlson's like Twitter
• 1:05:21
  TV, show shits while Wild and weird.
• 1:05:24
  I can't believe he's allowed to do it.
• 1:05:28
  Well, I think he's getting, I think he got kind of in trouble.
• 1:05:31
  I know, or do I thought it would be?
• 1:05:33
  Yeah, I was all know if he's done one in a while but I know
• 1:05:36
  that he done like that was after his first one.
• 1:05:38
  No he didn't like two or three episodes before he got like the
• 1:05:41
  Fox News stepped in. Yeah for Fox News is like hey
• 1:05:44
  you're fucked I fucking own you. Tucker Tucker.
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  Like, I haven't seen ever seen the president.
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  Might Sonia. Fortunately, they own you your
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  mind. Everything that comes out your
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  pretty little mouth. Tucker belongs to me, don't you
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  forget that? My little hope she kids to they
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  were on the show you little bitch.
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  I'm not gonna say the c word on there but that's because I say
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  that must really all the time ever they call Fucker, not sake.
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  I'm in virology 13 years ago, you little fucker.
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  Now, I have you now, you want to go to Twitter, huh?
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  You want to go with that? South African?
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  That diamond hoarding child laborer.
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  Yeah, fuck that. No, dude.
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  Like, I mean, yeah, I mean, I would obviously to get in
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  trouble because because they have a contract until the end of
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  2025 with Tucker Fox Court does, and it's like 20 million dollars
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  which I thought it would give me was getting paid more for some
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  reason. I think he's probably gotten
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  paid a bunch of front. Yeah.
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  Maybe that's just 25 to keep going.
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  Yeah. Like pay out the rest of it but
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  yeah I mean he's made his shit ton of money.
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  Yeah I thought it would be a like in the end like the MBA.
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  Yeah. But that was that per area that
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  50 million years, the perfect phone call, that's those olinsky
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  phone call. Yeah, the perfect phone call.
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  That's was very call, everyone who turns out to be fucking a
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  hardcore. Winston Churchill figure and
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  Trump Like always on the wrong side of History, always on the
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  wrong side of History. Like whether he's like believes
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  Putin over like the CIA or he's trying to Blackmail zielinski
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  open. What was he with holding
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  military equipment? This is before Russia invaded.
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  You know. And it's like so, he's not
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  giving weapons to Ukraine. He's hanging out with Putin,
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  although good. We can we just can we say that
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  the Pentagon was saying today? They Actually like they sent 6.2
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  billion dollars or something crazy instead of what they did.
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  Like they met they have an accounting error.
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  Did you see? Yeah, but it was like, not and
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  not, it wasn't like, we spend too much.
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  It was like, we'd barely spent any of the money that we thought
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  we spent. It was like 620 million instead
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  of 6.2 billion. We thought we gave him six point
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  two billion. It wasn't like 620 million as
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  what's them like that. I thought Laughter Eerie about
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  cement. Yeah.
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  It was like, they're like, and people were pissed so I could,
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  you say, you're giving us 6 billion, but you didn't give a
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  shit. I think that's what the the it
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  wasn't like, they didn't want to give them.
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  The six billion is just like they fucked it up like when
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  you're dealing with. Like because we're not actually
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  giving them cash, we're giving them weapons and were doing the
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  math on how much these cost, and they're in factoring and
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  depreciation on these weapons. So that's why they when they
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  said it's it. Telling you it's like we gave
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  you all this shit and we thought it was worth 6.2 billion turns
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  out. It was worth like a tenth of
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  that. So sorry.
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  We're at will give you nine times more now.
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  They're 10 times more. That's what that is.
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  Trust me, did we want to give them all the weapons?
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  We possibly fuck. And well, except for biggest
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  Jets. All right, last topic.
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  Did you see anything of this? Donald Trump?
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  Yeah. Interview on Fox news with his
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  right there. Yeah.
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  It was probably one of the craziest fucking things I've
• 1:09:32
  ever seen in my entire life. I mean do you think he just
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  completely totally subverts his own case?
• 1:09:38
  I never thought. So he's he literally says that
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  he gave them some but not all of them so they were mixed in with
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  his t-shirts. Yeah.
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  So I'm like and not pay for all this.
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  Golf shirts and pants and shoes. I know what an idiot, but yeah,
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  like, Lawrence, O'Donnell, my boy from Boston?
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  Boston, he said, on MSNBC, he was like, I would guarantee you
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  after that interview, all of Trumps lawyers were looking for
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  the closest. I know.
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  Chris Christie said this. Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Chris Christie said this for the looking for a window to jump out
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  of Because he was just saying is so fucking bad, like all he just
• 1:10:22
  basically admits to doing everything that he's accused of.
• 1:10:26
  Yeah, that's what he already done.
• 1:10:27
  But he's doing it in Thoroughly. That's the indictment said that
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  he'd only given some of the documents back, not all of them
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  and basically admitted to what the indictment said that he
• 1:10:38
  death to everything. It's impressive.
• 1:10:41
  It's impressively student Stephen.
• 1:10:43
  Why is he out talking at all? You're charged with, like,
• 1:10:46
  really because crimes, because what do you guys always?
• 1:10:49
  Yeah, he thinks he's like his, his best lawyer.
• 1:10:51
  Why didn't you hand them over boxing anchor?
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  Bret Baier, As Trump in the interview because I had boxes.
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  I wanted to go through the boxes and get all my personal things
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  out. I don't want to handle hand that
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  over to the National Archives yet and I was very busy as
• 1:11:08
  you've sort of seen, which was a pro.
• 1:11:10
  Opal, before I said boxes over, had to take all my things out.
• 1:11:13
  These boxes were interspersed with all sorts of things, golf
• 1:11:16
  shirts, pants, clothing shoes. There were many things.
• 1:11:22
  Does that end up? Did he think I was going to make
• 1:11:24
  everybody feel comfortable when he said like that there was a
• 1:11:26
  classified documents like just thrown about what shoes he was
• 1:11:31
  just like blabbing all over the place is just making it worse
• 1:11:35
  for him. So he's so defensive and they
• 1:11:37
  were like, he never brought bear has some hey, How would you get
• 1:11:42
  like an independent female voter to vote for you since you lost
• 1:11:47
  last time? He's like, well, first of all, I
• 1:11:49
  want. So, let's get that straight.
• 1:11:51
  And even answer the question. He just started rambling about
• 1:11:53
  how he how he won the last election, and how it was stolen,
• 1:11:57
  and how there was fake ballots and everything was fake.
• 1:12:00
  And, you know, the other Yetta and he just asked, someone, how
• 1:12:02
  do you get women? How do you get independent,
• 1:12:05
  female voter to vote for you next election and then you just
• 1:12:09
  went on about We're serious about like his bullshit.
• 1:12:12
  The rest of that portion of the conversation, didn't even answer
• 1:12:15
  the cry now, Trump is like, back on his bullshit and like, not in
• 1:12:19
  a cool way like I'm back on my bullshit, you know, but that's
• 1:12:23
  like positive comes back on his bullshit.
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  Barrel my positive bullshit. Yes, right.
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  Hey, sup back on my, well, just close that interview out like I
• 1:12:36
  said, I don't, you know, it's like, there's been a lot of
• 1:12:38
  trouble lately. Reiterated that he's a fucking
• 1:12:42
  criminal scum bag to General. He's going out there.
• 1:12:52
  And now he's really trying to like change the narrative or
• 1:12:56
  make some Power Play Move. Like we've seen him do it
• 1:12:59
  before, and it doesn't have the same effect because there's so
• 1:13:02
  much. In this indictment, it's so
• 1:13:06
  detailed, there's so many things.
• 1:13:07
  He's also already been convicted of other stuff for found guilty
• 1:13:10
  in Civil Court. He's already been going through
• 1:13:12
  the fucking ringer on all this stuff that he's, it's just like
• 1:13:15
  it's the same shit. Well, look, what I did record.
• 1:13:18
  What I know it is the same ship. Definitely what I find comfort
• 1:13:21
  in is when I hear like somebody say, which I know is true, all
• 1:13:27
  this shit that's happening to him.
• 1:13:29
  Is definitely not making like an independent or That flip sides
• 1:13:34
  and be like, oh, actually want to vote for him now.
• 1:13:37
  So that's like we all know. That's not like, there's
• 1:13:39
  probably not a single fucking Democrat that has heard this,
• 1:13:43
  like, indictment shit and is now going to vote for Trump over
• 1:13:47
  bited. Definitely not and not a single
• 1:13:50
  independent, so he's not gaining voters.
• 1:13:53
  And like, if Biden didn't like, what possessed by what was it,
• 1:13:58
  seven million and get the most votes of any president in
• 1:14:01
  history, Trump would have had the most Votes of any president
• 1:14:04
  in history. So he has to make up seven
• 1:14:07
  million in this next election and he's not going to do it.
• 1:14:10
  He's and when people say this, it makes me mad because but it
• 1:14:14
  might be true. That trumps the only one who can
• 1:14:18
  lose divided in at this point. Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  I mean I think that there's a lot of people that could lose to
• 1:14:26
  Biden on my, I think so too. But like they're saying like,
• 1:14:30
  how about this? Trump's the only one who can't
• 1:14:32
  win? Yeah.
• 1:14:34
  Like yeah, I don't think Trump has a chance.
• 1:14:36
  Yeah. So it's like, what the fuck are
• 1:14:38
  the Republicans? You guys are like a Chris.
• 1:14:39
  Christie, Chris Christie. Got the nomination.
• 1:14:41
  I could see him potentially be no.
• 1:14:43
  Yeah, me too. And, like, I'm telling you, like
• 1:14:45
  everybody dismisses, Chris, Christie, I, as like, a rule
• 1:14:48
  when they bring them up on TV. They like, like, what he's
• 1:14:51
  doing, like, talking shit. About Trump like in a real way
• 1:14:55
  but they're always like he's not going to get the domination but
• 1:14:57
  because he's because he's ran like a thousand times and
• 1:15:00
  there's a lot of light but there's a lot of forever.
• 1:15:02
  Trump people that hate others. A big.
• 1:15:06
  So like if you just took Trump out of it.
• 1:15:09
  You're telling me he's not a better candidate than everybody
• 1:15:12
  else running. I'm not saying he's not but some
• 1:15:14
  people are infatuated with like, to Santa Source what you got to
• 1:15:17
  say. Why did you guys say?
• 1:15:18
  In fact she waited when you were talking about Christy I was
• 1:15:21
  talking about Ron DeSantis meatball running leap.
• 1:15:24
  All wrong. I was talking about Trump but
• 1:15:26
  they're all right. Like there's a lot of people
• 1:15:30
  that would lead to that side or more to the extreme stuff so
• 1:15:33
  you'll be you'll maybe see some forever.
• 1:15:35
  Trump people vote for RFK jr. Who's like a Fucking moron.
• 1:15:41
  But so there's all and he's running as a Democrat which is
• 1:15:44
  like the wildest shit. Yeah we're not worried about him
• 1:15:48
  but he's not, he's a good crazy attacks, he's like a male Jenny
• 1:15:52
  McCarthy. Yeah.
• 1:15:53
  He's like an anti-vaxxer before covid Oye.
• 1:15:57
  A big time and has been for a long time.
• 1:15:59
  Yeah, Wi-Fi radiation opens up the blood brain.
• 1:16:02
  He said, under think it was Joe Rogan that that Wi-Fi radiation
• 1:16:07
  opens up, the blood Barry Her in your brain and let's toxins in
• 1:16:11
  your body, get into your brain. He also said that I
• 1:16:14
  antidepressants cause school shootings, Said, all sorts of
• 1:16:19
  stupid. Yeah, we shouldn't be promoting
• 1:16:20
  his fucking no. I'm just saying that.
• 1:16:23
  That's like, that's just so wild to me.
• 1:16:25
  People do need to know like what he actually stands for so oh
• 1:16:28
  yeah. I think that he because he just
• 1:16:29
  might hear Robert Kennedy jr. Like oh fuck like that would be
• 1:16:33
  a nice change. It's a Kennedy, we can trust him
• 1:16:36
  and it's like, no, no, no. It'd be interesting to watch him
• 1:16:39
  in a debate. Yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Worse than Hunter Biden. Yes.
• 1:16:47
  You got anything else? No except for meditate bitches.
• 1:16:51
  Your boy is alcohol-free for 103 days today?
• 1:16:58
  Oh yeah, yeah. Well congratulations.
• 1:17:00
  Yeah. Just trying to read my mind.
• 1:17:01
  I try to get my body, right? Trying to get my spirit right.
• 1:17:05
  Well, let's go, man, I'm proud of you, dude.
• 1:17:08
  I drank a Mountain Dew earlier though.
• 1:17:11
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  Bob row. You go Baja me now.
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  I was just doing the do well shit man.
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  I'm glad my shit like you do 92. That's right.
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  The Chris Paul traded to the Wizards funky Presto that.
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  It's ya think they're trained. He traded Bradley Beal to the to
• 1:17:33
  the sun's said, the sun's nice. I didn't see that but I was I
• 1:17:37
  hate I was waiting for this. Hey Chris Paul.
• 1:17:39
  It's not like you're a Wizards fan.
• 1:17:42
  True but I hate Chris Paul. Now he's on the worst team in
• 1:17:45
  the league and and Bradley Beal gets a nice little golden
• 1:17:50
  parachute into play with Booker and Durant.
• 1:17:53
  Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  Then the drafts on Thursday, true.
• 1:17:58
  That is something that we all run together.
• 1:17:59
  Don't they do a pretty good job. Everything's like year-round at
• 1:18:02
  this point. I know.
• 1:18:03
  I like it. Well, Chef made.
• 1:18:05
  Will you be good? Y'all be safe?
• 1:18:06
  Stay out of trouble. Don't do anything that mr.
• 1:18:10
  Goody wouldn't do and peace out. Shout.
• 1:18:12
  Shout out. Go fuck yourselves.
• 1:18:14
  Hey