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FULL SHOW: Taking Your Hog Out · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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  Speaker 1: made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
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  Speaker 2: Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards.
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  Speaker 3: Great to have your company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: It is the 28th of October, 2026.
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  Speaker 3: And you, my friends, as always, listening to the big
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  Speaker 3: show brought to you by Reburger.
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  Speaker 4: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
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  Speaker 4: away Reburger today.
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  Speaker 2: Mmm, yummy. Certainly is. G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty grassy, you mad dog, you sick son of
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  Speaker 4: a bee, yeah. Yeah, you know what, Jase? I'd have
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  Speaker 4: to say that the warmer weather, it agrees with.
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  Speaker 3: You, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, man.
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  Speaker 4: You seem more relaxed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totes.
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  Speaker 4: More chill.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm chill-ass.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely loving it. How about you, Keezy? How are you going? Yeah, good, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Certainly a beautiful day here today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Great day to be alive.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say, and I've been really impressed the
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  Speaker 3: last couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: Just how white your T-shirts are.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. I just washed them.
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  Speaker 2: They are immaculate.
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  Speaker 3: Mogi's got a tidy whitey on, but it's nowhere near
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  Speaker 3: the glistening, sparkling sort of thing that yours has.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Jase.
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  Speaker 4: This is a relatively new T-shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I'd also say it's of a higher quality than Mogi's
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  Speaker 4: by the looks of it.
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  Speaker 2: Right, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that is an absolute kick in the gut.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: To start the show.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez.
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  Speaker 4: What a kick in the gut.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot he gets a bit touchy about T-shirt quality. Jase, though,
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  Speaker 4: how are you going, man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good, thanks, man. Can't complain.
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  Speaker 3: I think spring has sprung. It's been a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful day in the city and.
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  Speaker 2: City of sales. The city of sales.
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  Speaker 3: Went down to the harbour today, got myself a coffee,
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  Speaker 3: had a little wander around, finished off my hot pot
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  Speaker 3: from the night before.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of good, jeez, you're going to be excited
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  Speaker 3: about what's coming up.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening on The Big Show?
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  Speaker 5: Have you heard the phrase, black cap, Jase?
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  Speaker 2: Sure have, man.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to have a couple of them joining us
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  Speaker 5: later on in the show. After five, as a matter
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  Speaker 5: of fact, Adam Milne and Jacob Duffy, a couple of
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  Speaker 5: legends that both got smashed around the park last night
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  Speaker 5: down in Wellington against India.
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  Speaker 2: It was carnage.
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  Speaker 4: Looking forward to having a chat to them about that.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be a little bit awkward, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Also over double pass to give away to this Friday's game.
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  Speaker 4: Sold out in Auckland.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sold out.
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  Speaker 5: Forget about it. If you haven't got your tickets, forget
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  Speaker 5: about it. Unless you want this double pass, in which case,
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  Speaker 5: stay tuned.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: ITM trade-off is happening again. Stay tuned for.
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  Speaker 4: Can I apologise to you guys? What? Stay listening for
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  Speaker 4: the cue to call. When you hear that, give us
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  Speaker 4: a call.
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  Speaker 5: On 0800 Hauraki and you might be able to trade
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  Speaker 5: one of your shitter tools for an absolute backbone tool.
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  Speaker 4: Last night, the guy's tool was worth $ 2, 700. Crazy. $ 2, 699
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  Speaker 4: plus GST.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Can I put it to you that way? Fellas, I've
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  Speaker 5: caught a bug.
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  Speaker 4: I've caught a real bad bug.
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  Speaker 5: And we're going to get into that. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if it's next. We haven't really talked about the run
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  Speaker 5: of the show. That's not how we do it around here.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But it's going to be on the show at some point. Sure, man.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds good, Mogi. God, I'm fired up.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be a ripper, man. It's going to
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  Speaker 4: be huge.
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  Speaker 2: Anything else about it, Keezy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: He's queen to the Stone Age.
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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 3: Radiohead there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. I've got a
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  Speaker 4: bone to pick.
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  Speaker 5: Fellas there, I've got a little trip coming up this weekend.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going away to celebrate my 50th birthday. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if you know that I've turned 50.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I'm still trying to get my head around it.
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  Speaker 3: It just seems so old.
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  Speaker 5: And so I'm going away with some mates there, and
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  Speaker 5: we're staying at a place. It's right on the beach.
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  Speaker 5: Nice place.
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  Speaker 4: Treat yourself. You know, that's what I say sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: You deserve it. Thanks, man.
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  Speaker 4: And so I paid a pretty penny for it. You know,
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  Speaker 4: it's not free. I'll tell you that.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, you pay the money. All good.
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  Speaker 5: And then about a week or so before you arrive
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  Speaker 5: at the property, before the booking, they send you an
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  Speaker 5: email and they say, this is where the key is.
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  Speaker 5: In this case, they said, don't turn the fireplace on
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  Speaker 5: inside the house.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet. Why not?
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  Speaker 5: Well, because it's broken. Even though you can still turn
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  Speaker 5: it on. To me, it just sounds like they're being a-holes.
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  Speaker 4: They don't want you to use the gas. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: So this place is on the beach. So all of
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  Speaker 4: those sorts of things.
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  Speaker 5: And another thing that was in there, outside of you
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  Speaker 5: have to pay a $ 2, 000 bond, which is bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Is this for Airbnb?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard of that.
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  Speaker 4: Never heard of it either.
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  Speaker 5: They've said, also, we don't supply towels for the beach.
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  Speaker 5: If you want a beach towel for this house that's
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  Speaker 5: on the beach, you have to pay $ 10 each for
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  Speaker 5: the luxury.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm fuming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fuming. Did that bug you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Because if it's a beach house and it's on the
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  Speaker 5: beach and there's a beach right there and it's swimming time,
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  Speaker 5: isn't it, pretty much?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You'd expect that they would just throw that in. And
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  Speaker 4: you're paying a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: And you're paying a lot of money. And you're paying
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  Speaker 2: a pretty penny, as you said. That's right.
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  Speaker 5: And, you know, wouldn't you just say, okay, we can
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  Speaker 5: just eat that, and if they don't use the towels,
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  Speaker 5: and it costs us nothing for laundry, but we'll have
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  Speaker 5: them sitting there because we're not scumbags. Yes. I find
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  Speaker 5: it absolutely bewildering, and I can't wait to give them
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  Speaker 5: a zero rating.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. When I leave.
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  Speaker 5: But what is that all about? What's happened to the
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  Speaker 5: hospitality in this country, Keezy? I ask of you, man.
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  Speaker 2: What I.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this, but I
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  Speaker 3: recently did a road trip in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And it was a surprise to me. And you guys
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  Speaker 3: really must go over there.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful. Yeah, yeah. We were all there together. It's extraordinary.
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  Speaker 2: It's an extraordinary place.
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  Speaker 3: And it was a surprise to me because we got
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  Speaker 3: caught out on that same front, Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But it was for an Airbnb. But there were no towels,
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  Speaker 3: not even bath towels. And it's like, who has a
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  Speaker 3: B & B and doesn't have towels in it?
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  Speaker 4: So they expect you to fly from New Zealand.
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  Speaker 3: All the way from New Zealand and just bring your
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  Speaker 3: own towels. And we didn't realise that.
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  Speaker 2: It was a hell of a hurr.
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  Speaker 3: You know, here I am drying myself with my undies.
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  Speaker 2: The MeUndies.
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  Speaker 4: So they didn't have, like, hand towels?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they had little hand towels, but I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not in Japan. I'm not going to some spa with
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  Speaker 3: a little hand towel to dry myself.
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  Speaker 2: You're sitting on an 8-incher.
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  Speaker 4: For anyone who has no idea what that reference is,
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  Speaker 4: it's going to sound terrible. Surely a tea towel would
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  Speaker 4: be enough to do the job on you, though, James.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't want to do the tea towel
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  Speaker 3: and then use it to dry dishes.
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  Speaker 4: That's true. There'd be two tea towels, one for you
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  Speaker 4: to use as a beach towel that would cover you
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  Speaker 4: with ample space to spare and one to dry the
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  Speaker 4: dishes with.
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  Speaker 2: So I take your point, Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I've got to email them back because they're waiting
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  Speaker 5: for me to email back with the credit card details,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm just going to say to them, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how passive-aggressive to go with it. So
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  Speaker 5: you're saying, sorry, this beach house that's on the beach,
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't come with the towels there.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 5: I've got to get to the bottom of it, but
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure that there are people out there that have
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  Speaker 5: had similarly infuriating experience. It's just so minor.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about the difference of $ 60 or $ 80.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: In the scheme of thousands of dollars. Why are you
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  Speaker 4: such an a-hole?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously a loaded person too because the house would be
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  Speaker 4: worth a lot of money on the beach there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very, very odd. And I'm going to find
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  Speaker 5: a way to get that squeeze. I'm going to squeeze
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  Speaker 5: that money out of them somewhere, I'm telling you. I
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  Speaker 5: reckon you should make that the whole purpose of all
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  Speaker 5: of your energy of the whole weekend.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be my sole focus. I promise you that.
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  Speaker 3: Spend the entire weekend thinking about it.
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  Speaker 6: Fuming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuming.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to give everybody on that trip the silent treatment.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Oasis.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, Arctic Monkeys there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: This Wednesday afternoon, the time is 4.26 and we're talking Airbnbs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Mogi's in a hoover of a mood.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to Waiheke Island this weekend for his 50th
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  Speaker 4: and you've paid a pretty penny for a lovely batch
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  Speaker 4: over there on the beach and it doesn't include towels,
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  Speaker 4: beach towels.
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  Speaker 5: It's absolutely insane, isn't it? When you get in these places,
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  Speaker 5: don't you need all of the things that you as
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  Speaker 5: a human being would normally have at your own home?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: To take the things out of the house and then
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  Speaker 5: charge per item to put them back in seems a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Mercenary.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. Infuriating. It's interesting because I'm also at an
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  Speaker 4: Airbnb this weekend. We're moving out of our house on
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  Speaker 4: Friday there, our West Auckland granny flat. And we're moving
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  Speaker 4: into another house, but not till Sunday night.
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  Speaker 2: A Devonport granny flat.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. A Devonport granny flat on the North Shore there,
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  Speaker 4: thanks to a friend of ours whose parents have a
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  Speaker 4: granny flat situation, renting it to us. Very nice. In
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  Speaker 4: the meantime, I have to spend two nights in an
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  Speaker 4: Airbnb in Auckland. And my wife seriously just said cheapest
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  Speaker 4: available in Auckland. And the best option is an apartment
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  Speaker 4: next door to Jase's apartment.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: The cheapest part of town. It's cheap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if that's the case, it won't be next.
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  Speaker 4: Door to my pad.
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  Speaker 2: No, it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's looking down on your pad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, is it?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Garden view looking straight at Hoity J's building.
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  Speaker 2: Into my lounge.
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  Speaker 4: It looks into your lounge.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess, yeah, just trying to figure out why
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  Speaker 4: is it so cheap there?
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  Speaker 2: That area? Yeah, that area.
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  Speaker 4: What is it? What is it exactly? Like where you live.
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  Speaker 2: Where I live.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, why is it so cheap?
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  Speaker 2: She ain't cheap.
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  Speaker 3: As Mogi would say, paying a pretty penny, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, sirree, Bob.
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  Speaker 4: It's just that it was by far and away the
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  Speaker 4: cheapest option on Airbnb.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'd be very tentative then.
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  Speaker 3: Because people fall for this trap of going, oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: very reasonable.
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  Speaker 2: As have I. And then you get in there and
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  Speaker 2: it's an absolute abomination. No towels. No towels. No cutlery,
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  Speaker 2: no plates, no bed. No delis.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, it has all of those things.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 4: Because we checked. It also has a washer and a dryer.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: Which is cool. Rich guy.
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  Speaker 3: My wife was actually really concerned about that because we've
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  Speaker 3: got a washer and dryer in the apartment, obviously, because
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  Speaker 3: we don't have a facility in terms of hanging your
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  Speaker 3: washing out, which she used to like doing. And she
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I don't know how I feel about
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  Speaker 3: just using machines the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Now she loves it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it destroys your clothes. Well, it does. But with yours,
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  Speaker 4: if it's straight out of the op shop then. Or
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  Speaker 4: it's stolen from work. I know what you mean, though, because,
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  Speaker 4: you know, we like to do a half-and-half situation where
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  Speaker 4: it's like, oh, this, you know, we've been using the
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  Speaker 4: dryer a lot lately. Let's put it out on the
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  Speaker 4: clothes horse. Yeah. Or a washing line.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, look, I'm really excited that you're going to be
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  Speaker 3: my neighbour, Keezy. The concern that I have that you're
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  Speaker 3: going to be pestering me for, like, do you have
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  Speaker 3: any spare sugar?
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  Speaker 2: We don't have any sugar.
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  Speaker 4: We're there for two nights.
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  Speaker 2: It's just down the road, Kesey. There's a supermarket. Come on, mate.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to be making a pavlova or something.
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  Speaker 3: But what I'm really looking forward to is taking you
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  Speaker 3: under my heavy bosom and just walking you through the city,
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  Speaker 3: the places to be, the places not to be.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's pretty dangerous in the big CBD there.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much for tuppence.
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  Speaker 6: 100%.
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  Speaker 4: I am actually a bit worried. Genuinely, that area where
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  Speaker 4: you live, It's a hellscape. It is a hellscape. There's
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  Speaker 4: a lot going on there.
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  Speaker 3: There has been a lot going on, particularly in the
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  Speaker 3: last five days. It's been absolutely full on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was like a really terrible thing happened over
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  Speaker 4: the weekend, and I was like, cool, that's right outside
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  Speaker 4: my Airbnb there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So it's all G though, right? And they'll see you
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  Speaker 5: from a mile away as well, Keezy. This is the problem.
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  Speaker 5: Any ne'er-do-wells, they can smell a soft on.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes. And once they get a load of you,
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  Speaker 4: I fear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I fear for your safety.
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  Speaker 2: Same, man. I mean, they all go, look how green
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: this kid is. Exactly. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: With his bright, clean, white T-shirts and backwards cap.
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  Speaker 5: It's like somebody stepping off a bus from, you know,
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  Speaker 5: from Alabama or something, getting off the bus there in
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  Speaker 5: Los Angeles with a hay sticking out of there, you know,
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  Speaker 5: sucking on a stick of hay there. Just a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Wide-eyed Keezy would be my concern. So we're going to
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  Speaker 5: have to dress you up. You're going to have to
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: dress tough. That's why you notice Jase only wears black now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's tough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 5: So that's what we're going to have to do, and
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  Speaker 5: I think a makeover for Keezy for the two days
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  Speaker 5: that he's living in the CBD.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: They call me Johnny Cash on the streets.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Do they?
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just because of how I dress.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: Because he's got no money.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: And I've got no money.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bloody good stuff, this competition. It is the season
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: for gigs. The weather's perfect. The days are longer. Go
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: out and see some tunes, why don't you? Let's go
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: to the phone lines.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: G'day, Nika. How's life? Oh, I'm doing very well.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: How are you? Yeah, very good, thank you. Tell me, Nika,
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: what do you do for a crust?
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a hand therapist.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: What does that entail, you sicko?
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Well, it's rehab of people's hands.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, in hospitals.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice. I've been to a hand therapist. Remember with
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: my mallet? Have you heard of mallet finger, Nika?
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: I see mallet fingers all the time.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: Jase, didn't you have another experience where the guy released
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: something in your hand and you just burst into tears
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: or something along those lines?
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: There's some guy.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: You went and saw. Oh, no, he gave me a
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: hand massage and I threw up. I spewed. I got
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: home and just spewed everywhere. What the hell?
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: It was so weird. Hey, Mika, we've got $ 250 cash
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: here for you from Super Liquor. Oh, my God, that's amazing.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Before we give it to you, what gig would you
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: like to go and see?
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: Well, I'd love to go see Chasing Status in Hamilton.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Chasing Status. Yeah, yeah.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Chasing Status. Yeah, nice. Nice, I like it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Do you like Chasing Status, Jase?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Chasing Status.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Totally, I do.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Nika, that $ 250 cash is all yours, mate.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're welcome. Enjoy it.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Of course, Jase, they're behind the number one hit, Backbone.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Which you'll be familiar with, which has Stormzy singing away there. Oh, yeah. Stormzy.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: God, he's a character, isn't he?
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Stormzy?
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the man. Don't forget, Super Liquor are keen
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: to get you a gig in. $ 250 cash to win
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: whenever you hear the roar of the encore. All you've
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: got to do is the same thing that Nika just
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: did and call us an 0800-HODUCKY when you hear it.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Now, just on that story, by the way, that you
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: were referring to there, Mogi, I'd just been filming with Peel.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. And I was in the studio.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I was pretty stressed and my car wouldn't start. And
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: one of the guys was an extra on this particular
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: shoot we were doing. And I was on the phone
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: and effing and jeffing to my wife going, God.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: This bloody car.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: And this guy was just whispering to him and he said,
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what the– this is weird. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: he massaged my hand for about five minutes. Just one hand?
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Just one hand.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: And I felt these two vessels in my arm just
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: open up. Like my arm just felt really weird. And
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: he said, you've got a lot going on. You've got
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: a lot going on, mate.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: And I went, oh, thanks.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: I didn't think anything of it. Finally got my car home,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: got home and was sitting on the couch.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: And went, oh, jeez, I don't feel very good.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Went outside into the back lawn and threw up the
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: most black, horrendous vom I've ever done in my life.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: And I vomited for about all day after that and
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: all night. Woke up the next day feeling a million bucks.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: You'd been on the heroin though, hadn't you?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: True.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: The Hives there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: The time is 4.50. Fellas, let's talk TV.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah! That's right.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Hey, fellas there. Last night I watched the Whiteley Art Scandals.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: This documentary series follows the two men accused of selling
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: forged Brett Whiteley paintings in one of Australia's most controversial
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: art fraud cases. So a few of these turned up,
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: these pieces of art, by a well-known Australian artist and
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: got sold as being the real deal.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: And one of them was sold for $ 5 million.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's good stuff. It's good stuff.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: And what you do is, the trick is, you see,
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: what you do there is you do a painting that
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: sort of looks like it would sit in between a
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: couple of eras of the artist, right? So you go,
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: look at this one here. These are the colours he's using.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: This is the sort of thing. And then look at
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: this one a couple of years later, and then you
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: try and make something up in between.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Clever.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: And there's this fellow there who's an art dealer called Gant,
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: which is a great name. And he gets busted with
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: a whole bunch of fraudulent paintings over the years. that
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: he's got an art gallery and then somehow he just
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: ends up with having all these fraudulent ones that end
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: up going off to auction. So he's got a history
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: of doing it. But what they have to have is providence,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: and providence is where you can prove where it came from.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: So you have to be able to say, oh, well,
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I met with this artist and I went around to
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: his house and I bought them off him directly and
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: signed this away. But you have to be able to
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: track them all for this very reason. But this guy,
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: his attitude is, and he hasn't been explicit about it,
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: is that art is an insanely overpriced load of bullshit.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: And so if idiots are out there that want to
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: spend millions and millions of dollars on it, then why
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: not just do one that he's done himself or he's
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: got his mate to do it because it's just as
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: good in his mind as the real thing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: And to be honest with you, I've got to admire
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: his thinking.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: He's had a lot of, I think he's had a
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: few wins there. I haven't got to the end of
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: this yet, but I am enjoying it. It's two episodes.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: It could probably be one.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: It's on Netflix.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: It's on Netflix.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: But it's entertaining. Some real characters in there. The artist
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: himself died at about 35 years of age from, I think,
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: a heroin overdose. A tortured artist. but it's good eating.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: We'll give it four buzzies out of a possible five.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: I do think, you know, there's this guy, he buys
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: this piece of art, sight unseen, $ 4 million, one of
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: these pieces of art, $ 4 million, sees a photo of it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Just thinks that he should have something decent in his collection.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: He's got no right owning that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Scumbag. You don't appreciate that. You've just got too much money.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Crazy stuff.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Give it a watch.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds really good, man. And actually, it's quite phenomenal.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Throughout history, there's been some very, very clever artists that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Can absolutely imitate. And you go, well, actually.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: What's the difference?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: What's the difference?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Because I've watched a few things on this. Like, for example,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Da Vinci's one that's been ripped off heaps, right? And
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: a recent one, within the last decade, a painting of,
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I think it was Jesus. that was allegedly painted by
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: da vinci sold for millions it was the lost da
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: vinci yeah and then they like dated it and it
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: has a really sketchy trail but thing if it is
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: fraudulent which i guess it isn't because it hasn't been
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: proven to be fraudulent that the uh i can't remember
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: what the word is but the paints that they're using
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: and the shades of colors and things yeah are from
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: the right era and the canvas is from the right era.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: And that's one of the first things you have to
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: do is go out and buy the canvases from the
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: right era.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Because it all gets carbon dated and all this
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: sort of stuff. It's absolutely gold. So how do you
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: get a blank canvas from like hundreds of years ago?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: It's like crazy. Fantastic.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't have much to report. I finished off
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: the drama under Saltmarsh.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Very good.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: It's a very good, solid drama. Very moody. Very good performances.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I picked it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I picked it, fellas. Yeah, you get it, man.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: But other than that, look, I very much enjoyed it.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: It was a good, solid watch. 3.5 buzzies on TVNZ Plus, Keezy.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Right, and Mogi, what was your one called again?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: It was called something.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: About the Whiteley Project.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Whiteley Art Scandal, that makes sense. Whiteley Art Scandal, that's
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: on Netflix. There you go.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: It's Nirvana.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 22:03
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• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome back, you massive bag bones.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Hope you're surviving this glorious Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: The Big Show, by the way, brought to you by Reburger.
• 22:16
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• 22:20
  Speaker 4: the norm.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Holy f * * * ing s * * *,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: you gotta try this. That one tells a story. Yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: nice work, Pugs. Nice work. Very good. I enjoyed that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if it's his best work or he's
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: just sort of given up. What is that?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's interesting because, well, I mean, it's like this
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: for all human beings.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: You know, you start a project off all enthusiasm and then,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you know, over time, you know, you... It's like any relationship. Yep, indeed.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think every relationship. No, not every, but... You know.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: And then you just, you know, you have to work
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: a little bit harder just to get the same sort
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: of joie de vivre.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: The things that used to be what attracted you are
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: now the things that repulse you.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I don't think he's got to that
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: point yet, but, you know. Really? Teetering. Can I say teetering?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally. Rehberg is still good, though.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You don't need to tell me that, Keezy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Genuinely, last night in my house tomorrow night, Final night.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Last night at my house tomorrow night.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. It's my last night.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow night.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Going to be emotional.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I will be emotional, and we're going to get rebuked.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Will you do a hucker in the house? I'm not
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: going to do a hucker in my house. Just to
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: thank him for the good times. That's not what a
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: hucker's for. I suppose it is. Do you think you'll
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: probably make love? Oh, now that's a good point.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, ooh?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? It's all good, man. It's all good. Hey,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: now listen.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: What? A lot coming up.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: It's all good. It's a massive amount coming up.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: Well, how about you?
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Did you do that?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: You moved out of your house earlier this year.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Let me think.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Let me think. Just forget it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Here's the white stripes. Good stuff.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: The cult there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. The time is 5.13.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Fellas, I mentioned on the show yesterday that I had
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: a bit of a mission to accomplish today. Oh, yes.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Moving out of my house in West Auckland there, moving
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: into a granny flat in Devonport, which for those out
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: of Auckland is on the North Shore. So you have
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: to go over the Harbour Bridge. You then... Go off
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: the highway for about 15 minutes. Very beautiful part of
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: the country.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: It's lovely. It is a pretty spot.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: It is a pretty spot, and every day I'll be
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: ferrying into work, which is quite exciting.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: How good?
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: One of the issues I faced, though, was I had
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: to get my 1971 Honda motorbike recently been put back
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: on the road for the first time in 30-plus years.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Still all original. All I've done is make it go
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: and make it work and make it get a warrant.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I had to ride that 35 minutes across town, including
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: on motorways and over the Harbour Bridge to park in
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: the garage at this granny flat.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: And I was terrified about it because I have not
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: done a lot of road testing on this bike because
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I got it on the road in winter and you
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: don't want to be riding an old bike in the rain. Oh, God, no.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: No.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Just riding bikes in the rain in general.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Well, it's already got enough rust. Jase?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: You are not wrong. You are 100% not wrong. So
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I set off at 1 p.m. today, or 10 to 1,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: and my goal was to get there by 1.30, where
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: my mate was waiting there on the stairs with a
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: key to the garage.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Half an hour Google Maps said it would take. I
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: gave myself an extra 10 minutes.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I'm glad I did. I broke down on the Western Motorway,
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: was going along there, hooting along, and I was thinking,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, maybe I should go off the motorway
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: and go through the 50K areas of the residential area
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: and then back on over the Harbour Bridge just in
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: case I break down. And I was like, you know what? Nah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: this is running sweet. So I went over a lane,
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: carried on. As soon as I carried on past the off-ramp,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: it started to run a bit rough. And I was like, oh, God,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: then it just died on me and I had to
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: pull over to the side of the road.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: You never told us that, Keezy.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: What?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: And what was the issue? It was an electrical fault. Fortunately,
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I managed to, I was like, oh no, because I
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: don't have my truck anymore. I've got rid of it,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: which I'd usually use to rescue. And I'd call my
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: wife to come with my truck and pick me up.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: So I started fiddling around with stuff on the side
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: of the road there, figured out what the issue was,
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: started it up again, hooned off. It was running mint,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, yeah, maybe I can make it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: And then it started to do it again, and I
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: was like, crap. So I actually pulled off the motorway
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: and came down to work here, and I was like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I might just have to put it in the car
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: park at work, worry about it at a later date.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Started fiddling with it, fixed it, better this time. It
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: was running mint, and I was like, stuff it. I'm
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: going to do this thing. And rode it over the
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Harbour Bridge and to the destination. Well done. Got there
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: in one piece.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: That's great stuff, Casey.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: It was the most stressful ride of my life.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: You should sell it. Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: It sucks.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Well, they do say, actually, that once a vehicle of whatever,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: whether it be a motorbike or a car, once it
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: goes on you once or twice, you just kind of
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: lose confidence in it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: There's always that trepidation that you go, oh, hang on now.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Lack of trust.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Lack of trust, yes.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: You can't have that. It's back paddock time there, Keezy. Well,
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: it's an old bike, right? It's part of the fun.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Is that the fun part, though? Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Breaking down on the road all the time.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Do you want to have something that you're immediately scared
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: that you're not going to make it somewhere? Because it's
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: one thing to be scared that you're not going to
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: make it somewhere because you're worried about the state of
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: the vehicle you've got. And then it's something else altogether
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: to be 100% correct every single time because it always
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: breaks down.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why your wife rang me in tears the
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: night before because she was just like, A, she wasn't
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: confident about your riding skills, but also she said, you know,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: Pointy J, it's just an absolute shit of this bike.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I know, I know. I'll
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: have a word with him. Well, you didn't.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Because I did it and it made it. Honestly, it
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: was so stressful. But what I found was once I
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: made it over the crest of the harbour bridge, because
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: what I was worried about was trying to get up
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: to the top. The peak of the bridge. Once I
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: was starting to come down again, I was able to
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: sigh and then look out at the beautiful view and go,
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: isn't this nice? And it ran mint the whole way.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: And to be honest, I figured out the issue was
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: actually something that I had caused myself. Yeah, that sounds right.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be right.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Did you have petrol in it? Do you know what's funny?
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Because it doesn't have a fuel gauge. It's old. Just
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: opened the flap and had a look in. I was like,
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: there's heaps of fuel in there. Closed it. As I
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: was starting to go up over the harbour bridge, it
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: started to miss a bit. And I was like, oh.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And I was like, hang on. And then you've got
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: this tap on the side that you turn where it's
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: called reserve. Yeah. And it basically lets. Yes. Yeah. It's
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: an old style motorbike. Yeah. Put it on the reserve.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Stopped doing it straight away. I was like, oh, my God.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I almost ran out of gas. So three times pretty much.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, good stuff.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Stressful.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Back panic, man.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: If anyone wants to buy it, 3483. I recommend you don't. Yeah. Don't.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki. Let's see who's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: winning an ITM Toolbox trade-off from The Big Show on
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Radio Hodaki.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: It's a competition that's taking the world by storm, fellas.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Old ITM have really come to the party, haven't they?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Certainly have, Jase. It's to celebrate ITM's Toolbox top-up sale,
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: which is on right now. Goes right through to the
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: end of November there. Big sales on huge brands across
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: the board.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Go and top up your toolbox.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: You know, I've got to get a toolbox. I had
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: one at work, but the wife wanted it back, so
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: I've had to give.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It back to her.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: It's actually her toolbox. How big was it? Just the
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: right size. A handyman size, you know what I'm saying?
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Single handler, but yeah, it had all the goodies in there.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I do need to get into ITM and start again, sadly.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Actually, I probably need to. upgrade a few of my
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: tools as well.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Do you have a toolbox in the apartment?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's massive. Is it? Takes up an entire shelf, Keezy.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure it does. Wow.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Because I was a bit of a tinkerer in my time,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: A tinkler?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: No, a tinkerer.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Ah, okay.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Liked to tinkle with things.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Bit of a fiddler.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Bit of a fiddler, yeah. Hey, let's go to the
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: phone lines. G'day, Luke, you mad bastard.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: How's life?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Bloody brilliant fellas, how are we?
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Good. Tell me, Luke, what do
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: you do for a crust? I'm a builder. Backbone.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Just standy old backbone shit.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good stuff, Luke. How's business? Yeah, it's good.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, busy as.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Do you work for.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yourself, man, or do you work for some other bastard?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: No, I work for some other bastard. Yeah, good.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: What's their name?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Hayden.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Hayden.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: You sort of drag your ass around the site there
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: and not sort of put on your full hundy every day?
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Well, I hope Hayden's not listening because, yeah.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, man. Yeah, nice.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: So tell me, Luke, what tool are you looking to
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: trade with us?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: My skill saw. Oh, skill saw. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, so how long have you had the skill saw, Luke?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: About four years.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, would you use it daily?
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've dropped it off many a roof, and it
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: can't cut straight, but I'm not sure if that's a
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: skill source fault. Yeah, right.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: A skill source, skill source, skill source.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: I'll trade you that skill source, Luke, but I'm going
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: to trade it for a DeWalt 12-volt cordless 360 green
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: beam laser line level kit with $ 714 plus.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: GST, all right?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, get in.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How good, son.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: It includes a green beam laser level plus a bonus
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: mini tripod and laser distance measurer via redemption.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: So good.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: That is bloody good, mate. I don't know what any
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: of that means.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Can I ask you there, Luke, is it the worst
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: thing in the world when you're a tradie and you
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: have to go out and spend your hard-earned money on
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: goddamn tools?
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: We get a bit of an allowance, though.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. But you don't want that to go
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: on tools.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: No, you don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. V's. And pies. And pies.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: All that good stuff.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Hey, good on you, Luke. So that prize is all yours, mate.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: And you're also in the draw to win $ 500 cash.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: We're going to be calling one of the winners this
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: week on Friday, all right? So leave your phone on. Cheers, fellas.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Good on you, mate. Enjoy, enjoy. Hey, good stuff, fellas.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Do you reckon he'll be the coolest guy at the
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: building site? I think so, yeah.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: With that new laser level system. Strap him around like
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: a peacock. I think he'll probably get wedgied.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah?
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: He's going to get bullied for having a real fancy
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: level laser sort of a setup.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, all the gear, no idea. That's right.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Because what's that last little bit it says there? A
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: green beam laser level plus bonus mini tripod and laser
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: distance measurer via redemption. She's pretty flash.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very flash.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Have you ever measured something via redemption?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Not that I'm aware of. Hey, coming up next, black caps.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Food Fighters there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Hey fellas, coming up after 6 o'clock, meet Paddy Nips.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: 69 at gmail.com. It's an email address. If you need
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: advice on anything, get in touch. We'll be reading out
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: an advice question. Also, right after 6 o'clock, we've got
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: a double pass to give away to a brand new
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: music festival.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Happening in Auckland at Manuka Doctor Arena. Oh, yes. It's
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: happening Saturday the 31st of October, which is this Saturday.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: AKA Halloween. Hello. It's called Centre Court Sounds. It is
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: one massive day with performances by Shapeshifter, Bag Raiders, and
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: heaps more as well.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: How good.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: The Hauraki crew are going to be there. If you
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: are keen to attend and you want a free double pass...
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Text us now on 3483. Tell us your name, who
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: you'd like to bring with you.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, and what your relationship with that person is, maybe.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: And we'll go through later on after six and we'll
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: pick out a winner. Or if you'd like to buy tickets, centrecourtsounds.com.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Bloody good, Keezy.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're having a pleasant
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. You're listening to The Big Show brought to
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: you by Reburger.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Cool, man. Rum diddly up show. Whatever's there, man.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Sorry, fellas.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: No, that's okay, man.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Your big sausage fingers sort of stumbling their way around.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Is that a new thing now? Is it that I've
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: got sausage fingers? To go with my meat patty nibs.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: He's a one-man walking barbecue.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: They call him the Weber.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Sausage fingers. What's for dinner at your place tonight, Mogi?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Have you any idea?
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: No, no idea.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: But last night I had a dahl, and you would
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: have seen me today. I was eating a little something,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: and I had more of the dahl today. My wife
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: made it last night.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dahl. Did you go, thanks, dahl? Cheers, my love.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Damn, I missed an opportunity there, didn't I? Yeah, you did.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: But it was delicious. It was really, really good. Tonight
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: I would like something else.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm hearing you. I don't know about you,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I'm starving.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I'm starving. I'm absolutely starving and I've got to walk home.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, same.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: And it looks like it's getting cold out there and
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not happy about that.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: No.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: And I haven't got a jersey. Oh. Poor Mogi.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: What's on at the Kesey household?
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Well, last night, fellas, you'll remember I was having stuffed capsicum. Oh, God.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, how was that, Travis?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Absolute abomination. Look, to be fair, it was way yummier
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: than I was anticipating. Still not, like, setting the world
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: on fire.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: And the great news is my wife made heaps of it,
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: so we're having it again tonight.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yum. Like squirt. Chili sauce and stuff all over it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: A little bit of sour cream and some sriracha. And
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: she did grill some nice cheese on top of them
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: It was like eating a Mexican dish, you know, with
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: some rice on the side and some other salads. But
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: way better. So what are you having, Jase?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Dunno, actually.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: My wife and I were undecided as of my leaving today.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: So she's going to go to the supermarket.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Makes me anxious. Makes me anxious, fellas.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Maybe you'll get another one of those tiny pies.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tiny.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: A one-person fish pie while she buys three different meals
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: for my daughter who's elsewhere.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Far out. You really don't like your wife, do you?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: No, it's more that he doesn't like his daughter, their offspring,
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: being prioritised over him.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Maggie.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Isn't that what happens, though?
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: And it shouldn't.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: For 2020.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: 30.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: 30 years, Keezy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Since I was nine, it's been happening.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: 30 years.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Since you were nine.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: She Hard there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Now listen up, New Zealand.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: If you love your music, boy, have we got an
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: opportunity for you.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: We certainly do, Jase. This Saturday at the old, the
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: beautiful tennis stadium down in Parnell there where they hold
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: the New Zealand, the Heineken Classic or whatever it is.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bloody nice down there, actually.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: It is. Really nice. It's the Manuka Doctor Arena. It
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: is hosting Centre Court Sounds, which is a music festival.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: It runs through the day and into the night. It
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: has Shapeshifter. You like Shapeshifter?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Boom.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: And also Bag Raiders, these guys. Oh, yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That goes hard.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: Come on.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: This could be us, man.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: So those guys are going to be there as well,
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: plus plenty more. The Hodaki crew are going along. If
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: you are keen on tickets, you can go to centercourtsounds.com,
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: grab the last tickets that are available. However, we did
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: put it out on 3483 if you'd like to go
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: and Get yourself a double pass to text us on 3483.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Tell us who you'd like to bring with you.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Hell us. Hell us?
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Hell yes. Hell yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: All right, guys. G'day there, fellas. Daryl here, pretty keen
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: to head along this Saturday. It's just opened up.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Daryl Halligan.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: After a mate cancelled his flight to Auckland.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, how about that? All right. Well, that's perfect. Does
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Daryl say who he might bring with him? Because we
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: ask people to sort of tell us.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: We're quite clear about that. He just said I'd take
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: my wife.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, his wife. Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, there's something very... romantic about going to
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: gigs with your wife, isn't there?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Is there with free tickets?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's still romantic.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: You don't say they're free.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You say, I bought some tickets and I thought we
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: could go to this gig. Yeah, you lie to her.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Now you're lying. Totally you do.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, through your teeth. That's what she gets. That's what
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: she gets. Couldn't you say, hey, babe, you know how
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Daryl was supposed to be coming? Oh, no, I think
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: he's Daryl. No, he's Daryl. You know how my mate
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: was supposed to be coming? He's no longer coming.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, Pete. Pistol.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Pistol Pete was supposed to be coming. Now he's not.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: That sucks, but I've managed to get us tickets to
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: this gig on set. Remind me what happened to his flights?
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: He just said he pulled out. Oh, okay. Oh, Pete, man.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: So, yeah. Okay. There's nothing more romantic than you and
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: your missus listening to Bag Raiders together.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: It's pretty romantic.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: You're right there, Keyes. You've got to take it back.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Hook up while Bag Raiders is on.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: G'day, guys. Would love to attend the music festival. I'd
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: bring my mate PJ because he doesn't get out much.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Lol.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Lol. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I wonder if that's Peter Jackson.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: He doesn't get out much.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: He's a bit of an introvert, isn't he, old PJ?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's watching his movies and making his movies as well.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: So it might be Peter Jackson going to see Bag Raiders.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: You think someone's texting saying they'd like to bring their
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: mate Sir Peter Jackson?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I always forget this, sir.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. To Centre Court Sounds there.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: And he loves a freebie too.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Peter Jackson?
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, who are we going to give it to?
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: I've picked those two. Out of those two. Do you
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: want Daryl taking his wife there, or do you want
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: this guy taking Sir Peter Jackson?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: I feel like Sir Peter could get his own tickets.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: I agree. So maybe we give it to Daryl. The
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: first person, Daryl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: We'll look around.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: We might have two doubles, actually. We might be able
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: to give one to both of them.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, nice.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Don't forget, if you would like to go along, see
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Shapeys and Bag Raiders this Saturday at Manuka Doctor Arena
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: in Auckland. centercourtsounds.com few tickets available so get stuck in.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Good stuff the hodaki big show with jace mike and
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: keezy tune in weekdays at four on radio.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: Hodaki Well, there you.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Go, you mad bastards. That's a big show done and
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: dusted for you Wednesday night. Hope you enjoyed it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: The disclaimer podcast today, which is bonus material. We record, actually,
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  Speaker 3: before the actual live radio show. What clip have you
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  Speaker 3: got for us today, Keezy?
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  Speaker 4: And we were cutting it fine, too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were today.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: It was a bit of a rush show, wasn't it?
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: We were 30 seconds out from the show going away,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: but we still got it all done, fellas. Today, we
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: spent a brief moment in time trying to fix Hoity
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: J's Apple Plus subscription. Here's a little clip of that.
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  Speaker 4: It comes out at 7.30 tonight. Have you put your
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: email address and then hit forgot password?
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  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Well, then that'll be that. Yeah, I think I could
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  Speaker 4: fix it in under 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm exhausted.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: You could be watching Slow Horses.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I was having such a good afternoon and you've just... Jason's.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Got an Apple TV subscription that he's getting billed for
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  Speaker 4: but can't log in. Old Apple is doing them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Well, it's actually Prime, to be accurate. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's right. I don't like that. But Apple is part
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  Speaker 2: of it. But anyway, I don't want to go into it.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: So two streaming services are billing you.
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  Speaker 3: No, it just comes through as Prime, but with my
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Prime subscription, I can get Apple TV.
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  Speaker 4: But you must be paying extra for Apple TV.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 4: So you are getting billed by two subscription services and
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  Speaker 4: you can't access either of them.
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Can you not get into Prime either?
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  Speaker 3: No, this is what I'm talking about.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Shit. Anyway. Moby, your plans for the night, please.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: I'm walking home in what looks like cold.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's suddenly got a bit... I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: And it might be balmy out there, but it just
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: doesn't look it. It's got to look about it. Then
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I'll go home. I'm reading a book to the daughter
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: at the moment, which I'll get into on the show,
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: The Little Prince.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good book. Oscar Wilde?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no. It's some French bugger there.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: You know, he lives on the tiny planet.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: It's very, very small. He saw the sunset 43 times
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  Speaker 5: in one day. He just moves his chair around. He
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: can just watch it.
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  Speaker 4: Again and again.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good book.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm getting more out of it than my daughter.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, but yeah, bloody good. So a bit of that
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  Speaker 4: and then a bit of TV or something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Easy, you mad dog.
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  Speaker 4: What do you say? My wife and I are going
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: to have leftover stuffed capsicum and then we're going to
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: probably have a trip to the storage unit and just
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: drop off some more stuff, clear out our house a
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: bit more. Have you ever made love in a storage unit?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: No.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You simply must. Okay, I will. Hey, Jase, what are
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: you up to, man?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's... Not watching Amazon.
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  Speaker 4: Not watching Apple TV.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go home. Actually, I said this the
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: other night.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: True story. I said, let's sort this bloody thing out.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: What the hell's going on? I can't believe you haven't
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: tried typing in.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: 20 minutes later, we were effing and jeffing and frustrated.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: You haven't tried putting your email address in and then clicking,
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  Speaker 4: I forgot my password.
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  Speaker 3: Messaging our daughters.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's just an absolute debacle.
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  Speaker 3: But then I think, you know, but there's plenty of
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  Speaker 3: other things I could watch if I wanted to. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's not like, you know, I'm sort of starved for
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: choice or like that.
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  Speaker 4: See you tomorrow. Bye.