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The Worst of the Epstein Emails (So Far) · Conspiracy! The Show

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Speaker 1: Winter Insurance. True, I'm a check actue is.
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Speaker 2: Oh hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy The Show. I am
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Speaker 2: your host, Adam Todd Brown joining me as co host
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Speaker 2: this week. Connor's here. How's it going, Man?
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Speaker 3: Going good? I'm excited to talk about the Kevin Bacon
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Speaker 3: of conspiracy theories than Jeffrey Epstein himself. The man's connected
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Speaker 3: to everything.
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Speaker 2: If I sound extra excited, it's because this is our
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Speaker 2: Epstein Stravaganza episode. Connor has read all three million Epstein files.
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Speaker 3: By which I I mean I have scrolled x lack
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Speaker 3: of basically in my free time.
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Speaker 2: There's so much. There's so much out there already.
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Speaker 3: In the same way that someone once described Winston Churchill's
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Speaker 3: book The History of the English Speaking People's as quote
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Speaker 3: things in history that were interesting to me, you could
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Speaker 3: probably just call this things in the Epstein files that
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Speaker 3: were interesting to me.
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Speaker 2: I mean, you did find some very interesting shit. I
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Speaker 2: have not had a chance to really dig into the
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Speaker 2: Epstein files because I've been busy getting a toe cut
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Speaker 2: off and dealing with that. So I appreciate you taking
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Speaker 2: the time to pour through this horrifying shit.
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Speaker 3: I appreciate you giving me your toe of course.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like a fair trade. I didn't want
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Speaker 2: to do notes this week, and it's a vanity toe
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Speaker 2: at best.
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Speaker 3: So yeah, you know how much I love toe Cutter
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Speaker 3: from Mad Max.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely, So should we get into what you found?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, first I was asking myself, where do you
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Speaker 3: start with this? Because there is just a deluge of it. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: and then I figured you got to start with the
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Speaker 3: big man himself. To one, everyone's talking about Donald Trump,
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Speaker 3: and The New York Times identified more than fifty three
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Speaker 3: hundred files containing more than thirty eight thousand references to Trump,
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Speaker 3: his wife, mur A Lago, and other related keywords and phrases.
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Speaker 3: That's for the files that they were released to the public,
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Speaker 3: but some members of Congress were given access to the
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Speaker 3: unredacted file, and President Trump's name reportedly appears in the
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Speaker 3: unredacted files at least a million times, according to Representative
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Speaker 3: Jamie Graskin from Maryland.
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Speaker 2: How do you think he figured that out? Do you
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Speaker 2: think it was just a control f and it popped
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Speaker 2: up and said there are a million results for Trump.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I gotta figure they just at a search bar.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like just so.
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Speaker 3: And like they have for the files.
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Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, a million, that's a lot.
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Speaker 3: That's a lot. I mean they were best friends for
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Speaker 3: a decade. This is the story, so you know their
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Speaker 3: lives are intertwined. He was definitely both talking to him
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Speaker 3: and about him.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've known you for more than ten years.
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Speaker 2: And I bet if they are compiling files on us,
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Speaker 2: neither of our names are coming up a million times
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Speaker 2: in each other's files. That is a tight relationship. God damn.
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Speaker 3: Adam Todd Brown mentioned a sensible two hundred and forty
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Speaker 3: three times Baden emails mixed Batten files. Well, it's a
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Speaker 3: million now, according to Jamie Raskin, Democrat from Maryland, but
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Speaker 3: it might be less by the time we actually see them,
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Speaker 3: because it looks like the Trump administration is sending documents
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Speaker 3: He's mentioned in Down the Memory holl and deleting them
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Speaker 3: without comment. Because if I one account on Twitter as
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Speaker 3: a February fourth that noted five hundred and sixty three
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Speaker 3: files mentioning Trump, which disappeared, and when I searched the
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Speaker 3: files at two twenty two at noon, I only got
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Speaker 3: two hundred and forty eight hits for Trump. So I'd
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Speaker 3: say it's fair to say they're actively covering it up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is obviously a cover up. I am surprised
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Speaker 2: they haven't tried harder to take down any Democrats over
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Speaker 2: this though.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, even with a tasteless plant. These people aren't above
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Speaker 3: a tasteless plant. This is the cash Betel. FBI put
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Speaker 3: out the fucking Charlie Kirkshooter statement where it was like, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I did it because I'm transgender at this time, at
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Speaker 3: this location, for this reason, with this gun that I
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Speaker 3: got here, just the ultimate confession text.
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Speaker 2: That's cash Ptel for you. I am surprised they haven't
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Speaker 2: tried to pull an Operation car Wash with this, which
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Speaker 2: was the big scandal in Brazil where politicians on both
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Speaker 2: sides were implicated in it, but when the left tried
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Speaker 2: to open corruption investigations, the right was like, yeah, let's
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Speaker 2: do it, and then managed to only implicate the left
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Speaker 2: in it, even though everyone on the right was involved too.
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Speaker 2: I am surprised there hasn't been more of an effort
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Speaker 2: on Republican's part to just be like, no, this was
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Speaker 2: just democrats. I mean, they're already deleting Trump files. Why not.
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Speaker 3: I kind of have a theory about this, and my
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Speaker 3: theory is kind of that Bill Clinton, who's the main
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Speaker 3: Democrat implicated in a lot of this shit, at least
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Speaker 3: the biggest public facing figure. I feel like he actually
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Speaker 3: I controlled and handled and blackmails during the analog era,
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Speaker 3: the contact era back in the nineties.
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Speaker 2: Oh sure, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: I could very much see Bill Clinton not being on
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Speaker 3: email that much, Yeah, or even knowing better, just as
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Speaker 3: a guy who gets blackmailed a lot.
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Speaker 2: And especially Bill Clinton was in his you know, sexual
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Speaker 2: heyday right at kind of the rise of the Internet.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, he probably wasn't on AOL at that point.
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Speaker 3: He was watching the fucking the dot com bubble on
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Speaker 3: the Nasdaq, not in a MacBook.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And if you want to look through these files, someone
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Speaker 3: I don't know who's done this, but it's very helpful.
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Speaker 3: It's come up with a website called Gmail dot World,
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Speaker 3: and it's laid out so it looks like you're logged
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Speaker 3: into Gmail as Jeffrey Epstein and you could search through
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Speaker 3: his email for stuff at works way better than the
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Speaker 3: official site. Definitely check that out if you're curious about
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Speaker 3: any of it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I have just very briefly looked over that site,
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Speaker 2: and in the first ten minutes I found an email
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Speaker 2: that just said Trump coming to Long Dogs is going
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Speaker 2: to be wild and the subject was ass colon Dad's
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Speaker 2: ass Dads.
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Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, yeah long Dogs.
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Speaker 2: But my favorite email that I have found on the
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Speaker 2: jmail website is hidden in his promotions tab and it
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Speaker 2: is an email informing Jeffrey Epstein that his monthly payment
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Speaker 2: for Spotify has failed. Pedophiles, They're just like us, yep
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Speaker 2: forgetting to update their credit card details.
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Speaker 3: You know, in the auto debit, the lead the property
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Speaker 3: tax on your largest private residence in Manhattan and then
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Speaker 3: it overdrafts your account when you try to pay for iTunes.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, classic tale as old as time. So yeah, we
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Speaker 2: did find out midmonth that the DOJ has been monitoring
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Speaker 2: the politicians who did go in and view the unredacted
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Speaker 2: Epstein files. At one point during Pam Bondi's Wild Ass
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Speaker 2: hearing in front of the House Judiciary Committee, she was
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Speaker 2: photographed holding a binder open to a page that said Jiapaul,
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Speaker 2: come up Promilla search History that listed a series of
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Speaker 2: documents that Pramilla had reviewed. Promeila Giapaul for the Record,
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Speaker 2: is a Democratic congresswoman and was among the House Judiciary
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Speaker 2: Committee members who questioned Bondi during that hearing. This is
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Speaker 2: a quote Bondy has enough time to spy on members
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Speaker 2: of Congress, but can't find it in herself to apologize
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Speaker 2: to the survivors of Epstein's horrific abuse. End quote. That
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Speaker 2: was Giapaul on Twitter, currently known as x. That picture
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Speaker 2: of Pam Bondi refusing to look at the Epstein survivors
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Speaker 2: when they stood during that hearing should be this administration's
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Speaker 2: album cover. That is so emblematic of everything this fucking
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Speaker 2: regime is about.
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Speaker 3: I'm not usually one for symbolic displays of whatever, but
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Speaker 3: my god, Yeah, could you condemn the most condemnable thing
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Speaker 3: in the world?
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Speaker 2: No, sure can't. That is nuts, that picture. I want
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Speaker 2: that picture on a fucking T shirt. That is such
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Speaker 2: an insane photo.
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Speaker 3: I'm surprised it hasn't turned into a resistance T shirt.
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Speaker 2: I wonder if it is. I bet I can get
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Speaker 2: on Red Bubble and find one something like that. Is
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Speaker 2: that Red Bubble? Is that a T shirt? That's not porn?
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Speaker 3: Right? I think that's a T shirt thing. I think
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Speaker 3: that's a very pressed type thing. I'm a jig.
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Speaker 2: I think it's where I get all my porn t shirts.
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Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, maybe that's why I'm confused.
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Speaker 3: The first result is Sidney Sweeney cuddling with someone a
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Speaker 3: sticker of Sidney Sweeney in bed with another woman. I
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Speaker 3: don't know who, mad appatoo.
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Speaker 2: I guess that sounds about right. So Connor talk about
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Speaker 2: this overheard phone call. This is probably the wildest fucking
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Speaker 2: thing that has come out so far. I would say this.
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Speaker 3: Is a telling document about Trump's relationship with obscene. And
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Speaker 3: it's actually a transcript of the phone conversation overheard by
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Speaker 3: a taxi driver in nineteen ninety five in the Dallas
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Speaker 3: Fort Worth area, and the call Trump talked with someone
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Speaker 3: named Jeffrey about quote abusing some girl, and it seems
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Speaker 3: to suggest the taxi driver was afraid of coming forward
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Speaker 3: for fear of being killed. And Formant later and identified
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Speaker 3: himself on social media as Dan Ferry, who said the
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Speaker 3: girl murdered was the daughter of his ex wife, Cheryl Gress.
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Speaker 3: Ferry revealed a backstory that also tied the murdered victim
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Speaker 3: to Trump. I guess. Around the Christmas of nineteen ninety four,
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Speaker 3: Cherl took the kids sightseeing in New York City, where
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Speaker 3: one of his daughter's fathers lived. When they got to
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Speaker 3: Trump Tower, they stood outside until a lady, Dallaine Maxwell,
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Speaker 3: pulled up in a show for a driven car and
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Speaker 3: walked up to them, inviting them inside. Gallaine took Dusty
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Speaker 3: and her middle sister into the building while Cheryl's stay
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Speaker 3: with the youngest of the siblings. Inside, she separated Dusty
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Speaker 3: from her sister and brought her to her room, where
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Speaker 3: Epstein waited on a massage table. We know the rest
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Speaker 3: of this story. She was forced to perform a sexual
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Speaker 3: favorite for Jeffrey Epstein. When she was done, Donald Trump
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Speaker 3: walked in an assaulted the fourteen year old girl. Yikes,
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Speaker 3: grizzly stuff. Yeah, and a much quicker turnaround for one
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Speaker 3: of these assaults. I usually you see this kind of
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Speaker 3: relationship evolving over the course of weeks. I mean, it
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Speaker 3: seems like they had this down to a pretty tight
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Speaker 3: rigamarole here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bold move to do something like that
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Speaker 2: when it seems like this girl's mother was just around,
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Speaker 2: like in the other room. Maybe it's a graphic fucking story.
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Speaker 2: It is very dark.
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Speaker 3: At his ex's house on Christmas Eve nineteen ninety nine, fairies,
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Speaker 3: so that his step dark and fighting in him. The
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Speaker 3: Trumpet assaulted her five years earlier. She claimed that a
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Speaker 3: lady with a quote funny name, possibly Glene Maxwell, took
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Speaker 3: me in to a fancy hoteler building and that's how
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Speaker 3: it happened. She reported Trump to the police the next day.
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Speaker 3: The document ends and it seems to say the girl's
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Speaker 3: girl in question was found in key For, Oklahoma on
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Speaker 3: one ten, two thousand, with her head quote blown off.
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Speaker 3: Officers at the scenes stated there's no way it was
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Speaker 3: a suicide. These States of Chief Medical Examba doctor Eric
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Speaker 3: Feiffer ruled, however, that Duke's death was a suicide. Weird,
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Speaker 3: never seen that one before.
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Speaker 2: So the girl's name was Dusty Duke.
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Speaker 3: Incredible name.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just googled it to see what's out there.
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Speaker 2: I see a headline that says the redacted name was
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Speaker 2: Dusty Rhea Duke. Oh bowie. Yeah, because it seems like
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Speaker 2: the mom has disputed that the daughter was found dead,
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Speaker 2: but it also seems like there are suggestions that the
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Speaker 2: mom has been paid off.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, fairy rellegiens. Trump has kept doucem mother, who's effed
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Speaker 3: at the time from a methediction quiet through hush money payments.
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Speaker 3: Nashville allegedly made at least one of the hush money
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Speaker 3: payments on behalf of Epstein. This month, a woman identifying
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Speaker 3: as Dude posted on social media that claims your daughter
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Speaker 3: was murdered or untrue. So, yeah, conflicting stories coming from
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Speaker 3: within the family.
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Speaker 2: They haven't been able to find the daughter. Seems like
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Speaker 2: that would put a lot of this to rest if
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Speaker 2: the daughter just came forward and was like, no, no, no,
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Speaker 2: actually I'm fine and not that I saw. Yeah, the
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Speaker 2: fact that she hasn't surfaced makes it seem like maybe
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Speaker 2: she was murdered.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you also you got a lot of great
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Speaker 3: reasons not to surface with these people.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a very good point. Yeah, the sources on
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Speaker 2: this one are sketchy, which is not surprising. This isn't
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Speaker 2: the kind of story I would expect mainstream outlets to
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Speaker 2: pick up on without. I don't know what kind of
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Speaker 2: proof they would need at this point to report something
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Speaker 2: like this about Trump.
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Speaker 3: You could have video evidence and they'd still call.
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Speaker 2: It a lie, you know, Yeah, they would just say
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Speaker 2: it's a deep fake for sure. That said, there's at
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Speaker 2: least one very main stream source who has vouched for
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Speaker 2: at least the fact that these claims do exist, not
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Speaker 2: necessarily confirming that the details are true, but just that
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Speaker 2: these allegations are out there. And that would be California
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Speaker 2: Representative Ted lew who said this at a event on
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Speaker 2: February fourth, twenty twenty six. Why are Republicans so interested
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Speaker 2: in Bill and Hillary Clinton. It's because they're trying to
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Speaker 2: distract from the fact that Donald Trump is in the
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Speaker 2: Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files
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Speaker 2: there's highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children, of
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Speaker 2: Donald Trump threatening to kill children end quote. And at
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Speaker 2: a House Judiciary Committee hearing, he cited this unclassified FBI
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Speaker 2: document that includes the limo driver claims as his reason
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Speaker 2: for saying that. So it's not just the conspiracy heads
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Speaker 2: like me and Connor that are engaging in this story.
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Speaker 3: And there's also a reference to Trump killing girls in
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Speaker 3: the files. I didn't get this other story in here,
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Speaker 3: but he's talking about he's on his golf courts and
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Speaker 3: he's talking about this girl on the stays or she'll
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Speaker 3: end up mulching the back nine holes like the other cunts.
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Speaker 2: Jesus, it's insane to think that that's our president.
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Speaker 3: For the second time.
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Speaker 2: And I'm old enough to remember when political scandals were
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Speaker 2: a thing. You know. Michael Dukakis essentially lost the eighty
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Speaker 2: eight election to George H. W. Bush because he drove
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Speaker 2: a tank and looked kind of silly wearing the helmet,
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Speaker 2: and people are like, that guy looks like a dufis
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Speaker 2: wearing that helmet. It's like he's driving a tank. The fuck.
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Speaker 3: George McGovern lost because his vice president like went to
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Speaker 3: therapy once. Yeah, Like, it's unbelievable on the Overton window
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Speaker 3: has shifted.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane. Like Trump has probably not even exaggerating
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Speaker 2: done twenty five thirty things. At least that would be
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Speaker 2: the biggest scandal ever for most administrations.
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Speaker 3: Before twenty five to thirty is conservative estimate.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, he need one of these things.
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Speaker 3: Would have fucking buried Barack Obama for the rest of
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Speaker 3: his life. Yeah, they'd be talking about he's trying to
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Speaker 3: put his ghetto ballroom on the side of the White House.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely like classiest guy ever. They said everything he did
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Speaker 3: was ghetto. There was so there was so desperate for
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Speaker 3: him to come out of the Rose Garden wearing a
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Speaker 3: pair of Jordans or something. It was all they could
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Speaker 3: record on was these manufactured Barack Obama so black stories. Meanwhile,
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Speaker 3: we have the ultimate stereotype of an evil billionaire.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and no one gives a shit. I mean people
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Speaker 2: obviously give a shit, but not the right people unfortunately.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, not the circuit court judges or whatever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Trump does seem to be emulating one of my favorite presidents,
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Speaker 3: slick Willie Bill Clinton, the great one himself. An email
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Speaker 3: with Michael Wolfe edges of Trump had an affair with
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Speaker 3: Madeline western House, who's Mandel in western House. She had
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Speaker 3: been the elevator girl in Trump Tower during the transition.
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Speaker 3: Bannon called, noting that Trump took a very particular interest
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Speaker 3: in her. I guess a leering. Trump kept repeating, She's
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Speaker 3: got a way about her, which is his signature and
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Speaker 3: creepy stamp of approval for young women. Trump was bragging
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Speaker 3: to his friends, and he was banging his personal secretary
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Speaker 3: during his first term, including during holidays when the first
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Speaker 3: family went to mar A Lago and he stayed behind.
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Speaker 2: Disappointed in Trump, do better, mister president. Yeah, I expect
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Speaker 2: a lot out of him, but not cheating. Yeah, really,
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Speaker 2: he's a family man. He's a Christian.
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Speaker 3: Connor Donald wasn't the only one caught cheating in these files.
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Speaker 3: Bill Gates was ky with his pants down, so to speak,
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Speaker 3: and a series of rambling emails sent to himself. Jeffery
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Speaker 3: says the following. Epstein wrote that he was quote dismayed
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Speaker 3: beyond comprehension by Gates's decision to quote disregard our friendship
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Speaker 3: developed over the past sixty years. Quote to add insult
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Speaker 3: to the injury. You then implore me to please delete
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Speaker 3: the emails regarding your std your request that it provides
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Speaker 3: you antibiotics that you can serotitionally give to me Linda,
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Speaker 3: and the description of your penis. So this guy is
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Speaker 3: trying to get fucking sad drugs from Jeffrey Epstein so
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Speaker 3: he could crush them up and put them in Melinda's
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Speaker 3: yell play or whatever.
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Speaker 2: Does Bill Gates not know anyone else? I feel like
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Speaker 2: you would think Bill Gates could just go to any
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Speaker 2: doctor and be like, I will give you a million dollars.
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Speaker 2: Yeah that just for me from scratch, Yeah, just I mean,
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Speaker 2: why go to Jeffrey Epstein of all people.
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Speaker 3: Because he's your gal Friday, he's your fixer I mean,
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Speaker 3: have you seen that menu of drugs that he had.
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Speaker 3: He had literally like a spreadsheet of the drugs you
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Speaker 3: could get in amounts and prices and Jesus securities and whatever.
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Speaker 3: You know, he was mister good Times.
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Speaker 2: I had everything.
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Speaker 3: My god, the quote I suggest I buy you the
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Speaker 3: house that you so had your heart set on. And
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Speaker 3: in addition to five years of Severns, will buy you
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Speaker 3: out of the investment contract we had agreed thirty to
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Speaker 3: forty percent of one hundred million dollar partnership. What is
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Speaker 3: this partnership they're talking about. It's all kind of yeah,
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Speaker 3: rambling and unclear.
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Speaker 2: And also he's sending emails to himself.
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Speaker 3: He's sending these emails to himself, or if he was.
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Speaker 2: Just trying to get down a rough draft of what
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Speaker 2: he wanted to say.
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Speaker 3: I think so, yeah, I mean, I'm definitely guilty of
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Speaker 3: doing this, writing out an email in a ward document
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Speaker 3: and fucking with it. You know.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would definitely like to know what one hundred
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Speaker 2: million dollar partnership was.
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Speaker 3: Well, there's another email that Epstein sends himself where he
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Speaker 3: sort of lays out his resignation from the Bill and
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Speaker 3: Melinda Gates Foundation. And one of the big quotes in
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Speaker 3: that email is from helping Bill get drugs in order
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Speaker 3: to deal with the consequences of sex with Russian girls,
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Speaker 3: facilitating his illicitriists with married women, to being asked to
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Speaker 3: provide adderall for bridge tournaments, which is the nerdiest way
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Speaker 3: to get high there has ever been.
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Speaker 2: For bridge tournaments. Why even add that part? Why not
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Speaker 2: just be like, Hey, Jeff, I need some madderol. I'm
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Speaker 2: Bill Gates. Make it happen.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I need it for running my company. You could
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Speaker 3: have just said that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm playing an intense round of cribbage this weekend.
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Speaker 2: I need all the adderall I can get. What a
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Speaker 2: fucking I mean? It's Bill Gates. We always knew dor he.
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Speaker 3: Needs a fucking child prostitute pimp to get laid. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: he is an extreme dork.
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Speaker 2: Which, again, you're so rich, it shouldn't take that. You
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Speaker 2: should be able to just get laid and you know,
18:15
Speaker 2: with adults.
18:16
Speaker 3: And or just fucking pay for it.
18:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, pay an adult or it. Yes, goddamn.
18:22
Speaker 3: Epstein also refers to himself as Bill's quote right hand
18:25
Speaker 3: before he says I feel like oh it to my
18:28
Speaker 3: friends in future colleagues to admit a moral failure, to
18:31
Speaker 3: ask forgiveness and to move on with my life. So
18:33
Speaker 3: he felt really sorry for getting caught.
18:35
Speaker 2: Oh, of course, So it's funny to see.
18:37
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein write an email or it was centered around
18:39
Speaker 3: the idea of admitting a moral failing.
18:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's jarring for sure. Yeah, Bill Gates, I guess
18:46
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised to see him in here. He's I
18:48
Speaker 2: feel like anyone who wears glasses and has even sort
18:51
Speaker 2: of a soft voice, we're just like, oh, that guy's
18:54
Speaker 2: probably nice.
18:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
18:56
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, that describes Woody Allen to a fucking even
19:00
Speaker 2: if you, I.
19:00
Speaker 3: Would say, even if you just look like you wear glasses, yeah,
19:03
Speaker 3: even I feel like a Mark Zuckerberg type where you
19:05
Speaker 3: should have glasses but you don't.
19:07
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I feel like there were a lot of
19:09
Speaker 2: years where the left was like Zuckerberg, that guy's on
19:11
Speaker 2: our side, right course not.
19:13
Speaker 3: He just he was on your side because you were
19:15
Speaker 3: in power.
19:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just looked the part, and yeah, he is
19:19
Speaker 2: going to do what the government tells him to do,
19:21
Speaker 2: and that's all that was happening.
19:22
Speaker 3: You will come out with a different, hilarious get up
19:25
Speaker 3: every presidential administration to suck up to whoever he needs
19:28
Speaker 3: to suck up to.
19:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill Gates. The one fucking baller thing that I
19:34
Speaker 2: know this dude has done. He was I think giving
19:37
Speaker 2: a Ted talk or something similar to a Ted talk
19:40
Speaker 2: about malaria in Africa, which he's gone hard in the
19:44
Speaker 2: paint to try and fight, probably you know, medical washing,
19:48
Speaker 2: his guilty conscience or something.
19:50
Speaker 3: Probably just going for that statue.
19:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he was giving this speech about malaria to
19:56
Speaker 2: a room full of rich people and just opened a
19:59
Speaker 2: jar of mosquie and let them loose in the room
20:03
Speaker 2: and was like, if poor people have to deal with it,
20:05
Speaker 2: you should have to deal with it too. Wow, that
20:07
Speaker 2: is very.
20:08
Speaker 3: Fun socialists, Bill Gates.
20:10
Speaker 2: They were also apparently mosquitos that had no chance of
20:14
Speaker 2: carrying malaria. That's disappointing.
20:16
Speaker 3: They bite you, they actually vaccinate you against the new
20:19
Speaker 3: disease that hasn't come out yet.
20:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, give those billionaires malaria, you fucking pussy.
20:24
Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw someone say on Twitter, so it's not
20:26
Speaker 3: my point, but he's willing to put drugs in his
20:28
Speaker 3: wife's yogurt, what is he willing to put in your mouth?
20:31
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's insane. I still don't understand why Bill Gates
20:35
Speaker 2: couldn't just find antibiotics. Fucking make them go to Microsoft
20:39
Speaker 2: and go to one of your fucking labs and be like, a,
20:42
Speaker 2: I mee some goddamn antibiotics.
20:44
Speaker 3: Obvibaubly liked going through Jeffrey. He's like, I'm cool, I
20:47
Speaker 3: got a guy. This guy knows everything, he can do anything.
20:49
Speaker 3: You know. Yeah, these people love access, they fetishize it.
20:53
Speaker 2: And also if you know someone is just a generally
20:56
Speaker 2: shady character, it makes sense to go to them for
21:00
Speaker 2: your own shady needs. Like he's gonna understand you can't
21:03
Speaker 2: go to Paul Allen.
21:05
Speaker 3: If I had to lose a toe, I wouldn't go
21:07
Speaker 3: to one of my fucking ten to having friends. Oh,
21:09
Speaker 3: they're stuck on motherfuckers exactly.
21:12
Speaker 2: They don't know the struggle. They don't know what it's like.
21:14
Speaker 3: So if you're not picking up on it by now,
21:17
Speaker 3: Jeffrey and co. Are literally Satan. They are as demonic
21:23
Speaker 3: and hell bounds as we always thought they were, if
21:25
Speaker 3: not more so. And you know, QAnon was always saying
21:28
Speaker 3: that these elites worship a demon named Ball that sacrifices children,
21:32
Speaker 3: and they use it to stoke their dark powers over
21:34
Speaker 3: the material world. Well, yes, it is awkward. But Jeffrey
21:37
Speaker 3: Epstein had a bank account named Ball. Oh my god,
21:42
Speaker 3: if because he couldn't be obvious enough. I don't like
21:45
Speaker 3: they really they love playing I'm not touching you with
21:48
Speaker 3: getting caught and telling you and writing on the you know,
21:51
Speaker 3: it's like they so wish they could tell you about
21:54
Speaker 3: the secret demonic rituals, you know, just so they could brag,
21:57
Speaker 3: just so they could know, just so you could know
21:59
Speaker 3: your warning to them.
22:00
Speaker 2: And also, I feel like that's not Jeffrey Epstein trolling.
22:05
Speaker 2: I feel like people who are that rich probably don't
22:08
Speaker 2: even realize there's people out there talking like this and
22:13
Speaker 2: saying things like, oh rich people worship this fucking demon
22:16
Speaker 2: called Ball. I feel like he maybe just really does,
22:19
Speaker 2: and that's why he opened this bank account in that name.
22:22
Speaker 3: Yeah. People usually make jokes about things that are familiar
22:25
Speaker 3: to them, so this is awesome joke. It's a joke
22:27
Speaker 3: about something that he was already on his mind.
22:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it again, I've said this a million times.
22:33
Speaker 2: True crime and conspiracy fans need to come together and
22:38
Speaker 2: have a meeting of the minds when it comes to coincidences,
22:41
Speaker 2: because if this was a true crime podcast, me and
22:45
Speaker 2: you could very comfortably say I don't believe in coincidences.
22:48
Speaker 2: This guy is obviously a satanic child murderer. But with
22:52
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories, everything gets written off as a coincidence. I
22:57
Speaker 2: would ask people who are hesitant to leave conspiracy theories,
23:01
Speaker 2: do you really think it's a coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein
23:05
Speaker 2: had a bank account named Ball and there are legions
23:08
Speaker 2: of people on the Internet being like, Hey, these fucking
23:11
Speaker 2: rich pedophiles worship this demon called Ball.
23:14
Speaker 3: At what point does circumstantial evidence become overwhelming to the
23:17
Speaker 3: point where it's definitive. I think there almost has to
23:20
Speaker 3: be a point.
23:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, we send people to prison over circumstantial evidence all
23:24
Speaker 2: the time. Look into the evidence against Scott Peterson. There
23:27
Speaker 2: isn't any He just had a girlfriend, and people were like, oh,
23:31
Speaker 2: he must have murdered his wife. Probably not, That's why
23:34
Speaker 2: the Innocence Project took up his case. But there was
23:37
Speaker 2: enough circumstantial evidence and public uproar that that dude went
23:41
Speaker 2: to prison. So I feel like we can do it again.
23:43
Speaker 2: Let's send some people to prison on circumstantial email evidence.
23:48
Speaker 3: Yes, let's Yeah. He also texted best friend forever, Steve Bannon, saying,
23:53
Speaker 3: I tried to open an account in God's name, so
23:55
Speaker 3: we know Steve's in on the satanism and the fun.
23:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:59
Speaker 3: I guess he wanted to open account in Turkey but
24:01
Speaker 3: he was denied. Do you want my take? I think
24:03
Speaker 3: old Jeffrey had a lot of balls to do something
24:06
Speaker 3: like this.
24:07
Speaker 2: I don't get it. What do you mean?
24:08
Speaker 3: I mean he had a lot of ball.
24:10
Speaker 2: Woh, like the demon? I get a demon.
24:13
Speaker 3: There's another email that can only be described as satanic
24:16
Speaker 3: because it's the opposite of christ Like from Jeffrey redacted
24:19
Speaker 3: said that she felt God's presence next to her when
24:22
Speaker 3: she was in bed. She knows Jesus watches over her
24:24
Speaker 3: and helps save her life. Whoops. Redacted responds, you should
24:28
Speaker 3: dress up as him when you see her dressing up
24:30
Speaker 3: as Jesus to an assault a young girl who loves Jesus.
24:33
Speaker 3: I'm no Jesus guy, but what the fuck?
24:36
Speaker 2: Yeah? That is pretty fucking.
24:38
Speaker 3: Dark, cartoonishly evil.
24:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane and is the whoops part of the email.
24:44
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein loves replying whoops to emails, and it happens
24:49
Speaker 3: a lot when you when you see like an email
24:50
Speaker 3: where like somebody's dead. I'd be like so and so
24:53
Speaker 3: passed away. It'd be like whoops, and to imply that
24:55
Speaker 3: he did it. But we searched whoops in jmail. Let
24:58
Speaker 3: me just see how many you get, because it's like
24:59
Speaker 3: it's kind of a Jeffrey catchphrase. Three hundred and ninet
25:02
Speaker 3: year results for whoops.
25:03
Speaker 2: Damn, that's more results than there are for you and
25:05
Speaker 2: me and each other's files. Yeah, crazy, Yeah, this is
25:10
Speaker 2: especially dark email here.
25:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, we also got some disturbing photos came on in
25:15
Speaker 3: the files. There's a whiteboard which shows a drawing of
25:19
Speaker 3: the baby girl with an arrow that's pointing towards another
25:22
Speaker 3: drawing of a skull and crossbone, as if to illustrate
25:25
Speaker 3: the global arc of their whole operation.
25:28
Speaker 2: So are they just having board meetings all hands meetings
25:32
Speaker 2: where yeah, really everyone has to show up and find
25:36
Speaker 2: out what abused kid they're offing this.
25:39
Speaker 3: Week from morale?
25:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck? It's insane.
25:43
Speaker 3: There's another image of Jeffrey Epstein picking up a young
25:45
Speaker 3: child and biting its butt, which is very upsetting.
25:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's upsetting no matter who's doing.
25:50
Speaker 3: It, don't Yeah, put bite kids butts.
25:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't put your mouth that close to a kid's butt.
25:55
Speaker 3: That's clothes. No, clothes doesn't matter.
25:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does not matter. I mean, if you're smelling
26:01
Speaker 2: to see if a baby shit, even then keep your distance,
26:04
Speaker 2: you know.
26:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can smell it from a few feet away. Yeah,
26:06
Speaker 3: you really can.
26:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why shit smells away. It does, so you
26:10
Speaker 2: can smell it without get your nose right up in there.
26:12
Speaker 3: You don't have to be a pedophile about.
26:13
Speaker 2: It, exactly exactly.
26:15
Speaker 3: There's another redacted photo. It's a framed picture of a
26:18
Speaker 3: young girl. That's those are always great to see in
26:20
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein's house. Yeah, and finally, a blurry photo of
26:23
Speaker 3: what appears to almost certainly be Donald Trump, with the
26:25
Speaker 3: hair in the body language. It's like, who else could
26:28
Speaker 3: this be? It's a very Donald Trump pose. It's big
26:30
Speaker 3: and tall and blonde. And there's also a lot of
26:33
Speaker 3: heavily pixelated and heavily redacted shots of what appear to
26:35
Speaker 3: be the body parts of young people, which is very disturbing.
26:39
Speaker 3: There's about one hundred pages of this. I got around
26:42
Speaker 3: ten twenty pages and I was like, Okay, I don't
26:44
Speaker 3: think I'm getting any new information here. I am kind
26:47
Speaker 3: of step away something that you should give yourself permission
26:50
Speaker 3: to do at any point while reviewing the Jeffrey Epstein files,
26:53
Speaker 3: which is go for a walk.
26:55
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, step away for a minute. Holy shit, Yeah,
27:00
Speaker 2: you might want to step away for a second before
27:02
Speaker 2: we talk about this next part. Yeah, yeh.
27:05
Speaker 3: I think with the Epstein story of the used as
27:06
Speaker 3: a culture, we've gotten so focused on the sexual assault
27:09
Speaker 3: and the sisam blackmail material we've almost forgotten that these
27:12
Speaker 3: people don't just assault the kids, they kill them in
27:14
Speaker 3: dispose of their bodies as well.
27:16
Speaker 2: Right, allegedly, Yet.
27:20
Speaker 3: It's it's so cute to say, have to say I llegedly.
27:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:23
Speaker 3: Well, records show, at least in the files that Jeffrey
27:26
Speaker 3: Epstein purchased three hundred and thirty gallons of sulfuric acid
27:29
Speaker 3: in twenty eighteen, right around the time that heat was
27:32
Speaker 3: being turned up around him. He went to jail in
27:34
Speaker 3: twenty nineteen. You know, I recall we were all talking
27:38
Speaker 3: about him in twenty eighteen. Yeah, so it seems like
27:41
Speaker 3: you know nothing to see here, right, He was might
27:43
Speaker 3: have been doing a little housekeeping with some buried projects
27:46
Speaker 3: around the Zoro ranch.
27:48
Speaker 2: Perhaps I wonder how long we've known about this purchase
27:52
Speaker 2: of sulfuric acid, because Diddy had a palette of fucking
27:58
Speaker 2: baby oil in his house and it was the biggest
28:01
Speaker 2: scandal in the headlines for six weeks. Meanwhile, a known
28:05
Speaker 2: pedophile is buying sulfuric acid, which I've only ever heard
28:10
Speaker 2: of people buying that to melt down those bodies. Yeah, yeah,
28:14
Speaker 2: the fuck else do you need it for?
28:16
Speaker 3: Nothing has ever felt more racist than that you just
28:18
Speaker 3: laid out, did He's baby oil being a bigger crime
28:20
Speaker 3: than Jeffrey Epstein's sulfuric acid? Yeah, it's a double standard
28:24
Speaker 3: in a nutshell, Yeah.
28:26
Speaker 2: Very much so. Also, just the fact that did he
28:29
Speaker 2: is in prison for what he did and Jeffrey Epstein
28:33
Speaker 2: got what house release like work release basically.
28:36
Speaker 3: And he was barely even in jail. He was spent
28:39
Speaker 3: all of his time in his house. He was there
28:41
Speaker 3: like on weekends practically. And that's it.
28:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, ah, justice.
28:44
Speaker 3: Well, there's a bit of a strange coincidence Quinki Dink
28:48
Speaker 3: when it comes to the sulfuric acid. As luck would
28:51
Speaker 3: have it, Epstein's best friend of the world, Steve Mann,
28:54
Speaker 3: reported living at a remidence residence, where the Washington Post
28:56
Speaker 3: found there was a hot tub which looked to be
28:58
Speaker 3: filled with acid. This was all found out when they
29:01
Speaker 3: were trying to pop Bannon for pretending to live in
29:03
Speaker 3: Florida to avoid paying income taxt By the way, so
29:06
Speaker 3: if we can't lock him up for anything else, can
29:07
Speaker 3: we at least get him like al Capone?
29:09
Speaker 2: Yeah? What happened to those days when you're just happy
29:11
Speaker 2: to arrest someone for whatever you can arrest them for.
29:14
Speaker 3: God damn you, this is not the time to be picky.
29:16
Speaker 2: I don't think Yeah, yeah, we dropped the ball on that,
29:19
Speaker 2: because it's not like Trump's Department of Justice is going
29:21
Speaker 2: to arrest the guy for anything.
29:23
Speaker 3: The Post obtain a February twenty fifteen animal bandon his
29:26
Speaker 3: former landlord that read entire jacuzzi bathtubs seems to have
29:29
Speaker 3: been covered in acid.
29:31
Speaker 2: Yikes.
29:31
Speaker 3: The landlord also noticed that padlocks that had been installed
29:34
Speaker 3: on interior doors will other doors were totally removed. Nothing
29:37
Speaker 3: creepy about that.
29:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's horrifying. And there's we know a ton of
29:42
Speaker 2: cameras everywhere he lives too.
29:44
Speaker 3: Every Epstein property is bugged to the high heavens. This
29:48
Speaker 3: is just some crummy little shithole where Steve Bannon was
29:50
Speaker 3: pretending to live. So you know, lord knows how much
29:53
Speaker 3: of a connection he actually had with the place. But yeah,
29:57
Speaker 3: his name was on some forms there, and they had
29:59
Speaker 3: a hot uful.
29:59
Speaker 2: Of app There's no good excuse for having a hot
30:03
Speaker 2: tub full of acid. If it's a thing that's completely
30:06
Speaker 2: on the up and up, you should be able to
30:08
Speaker 2: set up a hot tub full of acid right now
30:10
Speaker 2: and show everyone what you were doing with it.
30:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, oh, I was the lousing roadkills so I
30:16
Speaker 3: could make jewelry.
30:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah, show us what you do with the
30:20
Speaker 2: sulfuric acid that doesn't involve tossing an abused child, and.
30:24
Speaker 3: Show us the bejeweled antlers. Yeah, you have made well.
30:29
Speaker 3: Good news. There's more mentioning of killing people in the files,
30:32
Speaker 3: including babies. Oh well, it's mentioned in a painting, but
30:35
Speaker 3: I still think it's you know, your taste is indicative
30:38
Speaker 3: of you, of your activities in life. Some assistant named
30:41
Speaker 3: Sarah in this email is asking a guy named rich
30:43
Speaker 3: Barnett if he can FedEx the painting Jeffrey ordered called
30:46
Speaker 3: the Massacre of the Innocence.
30:48
Speaker 2: Oh, what's that?
30:48
Speaker 3: Painting about She refers to it as being the one
30:51
Speaker 3: where they are killing babies.
30:52
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, he needed.
30:54
Speaker 3: It by Wednesday apparently. I guess his foyer was really
30:56
Speaker 3: lacking without any in fantaside going on.
30:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he was meeting with John Podesta.
31:01
Speaker 3: And you don't want to meet with John Potesta without
31:02
Speaker 3: the mastercrip of the Innocence hanging your foier. It's embarrassing
31:06
Speaker 3: not to have it.
31:07
Speaker 2: And that's one of the things we know about Podesta.
31:09
Speaker 2: He's got some wild ass artwork hanging in a yeah house. Yeah.
31:14
Speaker 2: The Podesta emails do you think those will ever get
31:17
Speaker 2: re examined in light of the Epstein emails.
31:21
Speaker 3: When they're talking about pizza, they're talking about something.
31:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing really weird.
31:26
Speaker 3: There's enough of them that are fucking weird where it's
31:28
Speaker 3: like this is not nothing.
31:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cheese pizza comes up so much in those
31:33
Speaker 2: Podesta emails, and the fucking Walnut Sauce email is weird
31:37
Speaker 2: as shit if people aren't familiar, Like the claim is
31:40
Speaker 2: that Walnut Sauce I think refers to like the ethnicity
31:45
Speaker 2: of the underage person you're abusing. And there's this email
31:49
Speaker 2: where they say something like really, walnut sauce on the pasta.
31:53
Speaker 3: Right, That's the takeaway I get when I read a
31:56
Speaker 3: lot of these supposedly coded emails, where I'm like, this
31:58
Speaker 3: just doesn't sound like a he being No, there's a
32:01
Speaker 3: layer of something in here.
32:03
Speaker 2: I do wonder if the Podesta emails, if this turns
32:06
Speaker 2: into a big thing, will people go back and be like, Hey,
32:09
Speaker 2: there's some similarities.
32:10
Speaker 3: I'm surprised we haven't seen more of that already. To
32:13
Speaker 3: be honest with you, Yeah, I mean is our memory
32:16
Speaker 3: so short?
32:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean we're going to talk about it
32:19
Speaker 2: a bit in the notes here. But cheese pizza does
32:22
Speaker 2: come up in these emails.
32:23
Speaker 3: Right, it comes up. This is a very short, but
32:26
Speaker 3: sweet one that'll leave you Lane awake at night. Jeffrey
32:29
Speaker 3: gets an email from Ariane de Rothschild that just reads
32:33
Speaker 3: thinks thrilling hunt, begging the question what the fuck are
32:37
Speaker 3: they hunting?
32:38
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because you know it's not animals.
32:40
Speaker 3: It's too easy. Yeah, that's legal.
32:43
Speaker 2: You could go anywhere and hunt an animal. They say
32:45
Speaker 2: the same thing about Hollywood movies sometimes that sometimes the
32:49
Speaker 2: really crazy shit you see in there is based on
32:51
Speaker 2: sort of true stuff. Oh, yeah, And how many movies
32:54
Speaker 2: have there been about rich people who will let you
32:57
Speaker 2: hunt people for sport. It's gotta happen, No way, it doesn't.
33:01
Speaker 3: What we're unraveling here is basically the specscript for Stanley
33:04
Speaker 3: Kubert's Eyes Wide Shut. This is the rough draft before
33:07
Speaker 3: he you know, added all the symbolism or what have you.
33:10
Speaker 3: He was really working on that at the end of
33:12
Speaker 3: his life and it seemed to have some special significance
33:16
Speaker 3: to him. Some people think, so yeah, I totally think
33:18
Speaker 3: people put stuff in movies. People say that about that
33:21
Speaker 3: Race to Witch Mountain movie with the Rock Kids comedy
33:23
Speaker 3: about them going to the Norad base inside of mountain
33:26
Speaker 3: where there's a bunch of aliens and shit, and they say,
33:28
Speaker 3: it's like kind of like, you know, there's a bunch
33:31
Speaker 3: of shit in there where you know, you'd look stupid
33:33
Speaker 3: for saying it was real, because it's in Race to
33:35
Speaker 3: Witch Mountain.
33:36
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy.
33:37
Speaker 3: Shall we move on to Jeffrey's most evil crime?
33:39
Speaker 2: I think we should. This one is pretty fucking egregious.
33:42
Speaker 3: As if being a notorious pedophile wasn't enough, it turns
33:44
Speaker 3: out Old Jeff was paying people to manipulate his own
33:47
Speaker 3: Wikipedia page to his liking.
33:49
Speaker 2: What a dork, tisk tisk, what do you hide in? Epstein?
33:53
Speaker 3: Well, mostly his status is a sex offender, someone named
33:57
Speaker 3: al Seckel who is not important enough to be rid of.
34:00
Speaker 3: You know, if you didn't get rid acted in the
34:02
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein emails your life and shit.
34:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're gonna let you fry.
34:08
Speaker 3: You are worth nothing. Jeffrey says that they were able
34:10
Speaker 3: to replace his mug shot with a different pick that
34:12
Speaker 3: Jeffrey Prezzepride, and they also changed the headline to Jeffrey
34:15
Speaker 3: Epstein Businessman and Philanthropists and took him out of the
34:19
Speaker 3: sex defender category. They even recorded the IP addresses of
34:22
Speaker 3: the people going in and changing their addit so they
34:24
Speaker 3: could hack the set and block them from getting back in,
34:26
Speaker 3: which apparently stabilized the page.
34:27
Speaker 2: That's fascinating that they were able to just hack Wikipedia.
34:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, it must not be that hard. I mean, unless
34:33
Speaker 3: he's got some real crack I guess Jeffrey Epstein might
34:35
Speaker 3: have some crack hackers on his payroll somewhere.
34:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean probably the Israeli government something like that.
34:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, Massad probably nuts, you bet, Massad could probably hack Wikipedia.
34:45
Speaker 2: I think Massad could hack pretty much anything.
34:48
Speaker 3: They're probably they're probably doing it right now.
34:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so I feel like we have really saved
34:54
Speaker 2: the best of the emails for last.
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Speaker 3: Yes, this is my favorite section, the food section. There's
35:00
Speaker 3: a lot of references to food in the Epstein files.
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Speaker 3: There's six hundred and sixty four hits for pizza on Gmail,
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Speaker 3: thirteen hits for grape soda, three hundred and forty seven
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Speaker 3: items found for jerky, and people are speculating, like you said,
35:12
Speaker 3: that some of these related to some kind of pedophile code.
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Speaker 2: Listen, I know there's only thirteen of them, but grape
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Speaker 2: soda is the weirdest one to me.
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Speaker 3: It's got to be assault.
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Speaker 2: That is not a rich person drink no at all,
35:24
Speaker 2: that is, Are.
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Speaker 3: You kidding me? A rich person would rather suck a
35:28
Speaker 3: cock than let a fant to touch his lips.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way rich people are drinking grape soda.
35:33
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they're drinking the blood of war torn infants
35:38
Speaker 3: before that, most definitely.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, just calling it grape soda.
35:41
Speaker 3: And I gotta say, you read these emails, and as
35:44
Speaker 3: I said earlier, we all ow qan on a bit
35:47
Speaker 3: of an apology. Yeah, and then more right on than
35:50
Speaker 3: better before.
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Speaker 2: I mean, my gripe with QAnon has always been mostly that. Okay,
35:54
Speaker 2: you think all this is happening, but you think it's
35:56
Speaker 2: only happening on one side. You think only Democrats are
35:59
Speaker 2: doing it. That's silly. But beyond that, yeah, sure of
36:03
Speaker 2: course there's rich people out here trafficking people for sex
36:06
Speaker 2: and probably trafficking people to hunt. Like we just talked about,
36:10
Speaker 2: There's no way every abduction is sex related. Some of
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Speaker 2: them got to be fun in games related too.
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Speaker 3: Best case scenario, this pizza is for carbulating for assaulting
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Speaker 3: underaged people, so fuck it, assume the worst. Yeah, they
36:23
Speaker 3: probably would have some stupidly obvious code based on four
36:26
Speaker 3: chance slang, and that is where this comes from. CP
36:28
Speaker 3: stands for child pornography, but being referred to as cheese
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Speaker 3: pizza on the site as a common euphemism or joke.
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Speaker 3: The people would say modurously post cheese pizza. Right. You know,
36:38
Speaker 3: there's one other food stuff that comes up a lot.
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Speaker 3: It's a lot less depressing, and all the references to
36:43
Speaker 3: it are actually quite literal. There are two hundred and
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Speaker 3: ninety emails related the muffins muffins. Apparently Old Jeffrey Epstein
36:50
Speaker 3: started the day with the brand Muffin. It's stay regular
36:53
Speaker 3: a notoriety are in the muffins taste and effectiveness for
36:55
Speaker 3: clearing one's bells spread far and wide. You can find
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Speaker 3: a full recipe in the files, as well as a
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Speaker 3: home about the muffins, which acts as a testament to
37:02
Speaker 3: their poop inducing properties. We call them pips and the
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Speaker 3: muffin biz. A woman on Twitter named Nikki Ramirez took
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Speaker 3: the time to whip up a bat she posted about
37:10
Speaker 3: this or received they lose your backlash immediately, death threats,
37:13
Speaker 3: you're a piece of shit, fuck you the whole nine.
37:16
Speaker 3: I'd get that he's one of history's biggest pieces of shit,
37:19
Speaker 3: and as crimes are, they're laughing matter. But frankly, I
37:21
Speaker 3: think you're a little bit weird if you don't want
37:22
Speaker 3: to know what the muffins tastes like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think when you first told me about this,
37:27
Speaker 2: my first question was, well, should we make them or
37:31
Speaker 2: the pod? And you were like, now a girl almost
37:33
Speaker 2: got canceled for.
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Speaker 3: Which we should make them privately?
37:38
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mean yeah, what if they're good? It
37:42
Speaker 2: also is funny to me that of all the food
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Speaker 2: references we've mentioned, cheese, pizza, grape, soda, muffins, muffins sounds
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Speaker 2: the most sexual by far. Yeah right, And it's the
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Speaker 2: most innocent one in here.
37:57
Speaker 3: That's funny. It's not like he's I'm not even going
37:59
Speaker 3: to say what I was about to say. Here's her
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Speaker 3: review of the muffins in case you were curious. In
38:05
Speaker 3: terms of the taste of the muffin itself, it's a
38:06
Speaker 3: fairly standard brand muffin, maybe slightly more dry than when
38:09
Speaker 3: you would get premads from the store and less sweet.
38:10
Speaker 3: I like brand muffins. Beginning with so not the harshest critic.
38:13
Speaker 3: It tastes really healthy, like one of the bacods from Airwan.
38:15
Speaker 3: I ate it and now I feel insanely full. This
38:17
Speaker 3: is a solid recipe for arthorexix and is already showing
38:20
Speaker 3: promising digest the results overall rating eight out of ten.
38:23
Speaker 2: The fuck is northorexic? I was gonna ask you, let's
38:27
Speaker 2: find out. Oh, it's an eating disorder, unhealthy obsession with
38:31
Speaker 2: eating pure or healthy foods.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I do not have that one.
38:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sure don't. God, I looked up Maddeline Wester
38:39
Speaker 2: hout and she looks just like someone and I cannot
38:43
Speaker 2: put my finger on who it is.
38:44
Speaker 3: I want to say I never googled her.
38:46
Speaker 2: I mean she looks a little bit like w NBA
38:49
Speaker 2: player Kelsey Plum. Anyway, you hear a little bit of
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Speaker 2: this poem, Yes, absolutely, you.
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Speaker 3: Came to the rescue once again, introducing muffin muffin man,
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Speaker 3: wrinkling moist raisins, walnuts, and flax seeds. Ready to satisfy
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Speaker 3: all my ex lax needs. I poured my coffee, devoured
39:08
Speaker 3: the brand. Soon one of those would hit the fan.
39:10
Speaker 3: One last time. I puckered my tush and put forth
39:12
Speaker 3: to an enormous push. The toilet's not clogged, failing to flush.
39:15
Speaker 3: Seeing the size of it makes me blush. If anybody asked,
39:19
Speaker 3: I'll say it was the dog, even though Bailey is
39:21
Speaker 3: much smaller than this log. Today, my bowels bow and
39:24
Speaker 3: gratitude as they enjoy the newfound solitude. The words can
39:27
Speaker 3: express my elation now that I'm free of constipation.
39:31
Speaker 2: Wow. So Jeffrey Epstein wasn't all bad.
39:34
Speaker 3: He you know, he liked to cut loose and have
39:37
Speaker 3: a good time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was out here curing constipation in West Palm Beach,
39:41
Speaker 2: but his name on the airport trumps.
39:44
Speaker 3: Just the fact that these six fucks had the disposable
39:48
Speaker 3: time to do this just sickens me.
39:50
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's highly fucking alarming.
39:53
Speaker 3: And the fact that it's redacted, yes, that we can't
39:56
Speaker 3: see who fucking wrote subject line real thank you? And
39:59
Speaker 3: then it's a twelve stands up poem about the fucking muffins.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like if anyone sent me a poem
40:06
Speaker 2: about anything I did, I'd be like, you, fucking weirdo,
40:09
Speaker 2: what do you?
40:10
Speaker 3: I would be very weird.
40:13
Speaker 2: Yeah that's not normal person behavior.
40:15
Speaker 3: Seeing as I'm not a medieval night. I don't have
40:17
Speaker 3: someone chronicling my deeds through poetry.
40:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. But yeah, I do kind of want to
40:23
Speaker 2: try these muffins.
40:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of tempted too. They didn't look at bad.
40:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we all need fiber, you know.
40:29
Speaker 3: So.
40:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet that's all we're gonna find from the
40:31
Speaker 2: Epstein emails. I bet there's no other episodes forthcoming. That's
40:35
Speaker 2: probably it. I'm sure we're done well.
40:38
Speaker 3: The ones that that you found from ass Dads.
40:41
Speaker 2: Or whatever that is page one of jmail dot com
40:46
Speaker 2: actually the if I'm not mistaken, the first email in
40:50
Speaker 2: jmail dot com is I don't even know who it was,
40:53
Speaker 2: but someone emails dead. Yes, yeah, that's very.
40:59
Speaker 3: Funny, fun that they put that in there.
41:01
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just hope Jeffrey Epstein does not turn into
41:05
Speaker 2: our version of the Panama Papers. Remember the Panama Papers.
41:09
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was supposed to be this huge scandal
41:14
Speaker 2: that took down so many world leaders. And I think
41:18
Speaker 2: sometime last year the last two people who were on
41:22
Speaker 2: trial for that were acquitted, so nobody faced any charges
41:28
Speaker 2: or anything in the Panama Papers. As big as that
41:31
Speaker 2: fucking scandal was, Oh good.
41:33
Speaker 3: It's quite a kettle of worms for nobody to go down.
41:35
Speaker 3: But I feel like they might. They might end up
41:37
Speaker 3: just figering that the biggest Zilch's biggest zilchows in the
41:41
Speaker 3: files they can find and calling it a day.
41:43
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's gonna be your Prince Andrews and
41:46
Speaker 2: your fucking Alan Dershowitz.
41:48
Speaker 3: I was about to say, maybe they Throwitz under the bus.
41:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, No one cares about that guy. Fucking take down
41:54
Speaker 2: Clinton and Trump Clinton Trump twenty eight.
41:57
Speaker 3: We want to see a listers go down.
41:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, I don't care who they are as long
42:02
Speaker 2: as it's not me and Connor.
42:04
Speaker 3: Well, we're a listers of the Conspiracy.
42:05
Speaker 2: Podcast absolutely so I think that's our episode. Connor, thank
42:11
Speaker 2: you so much for doing the pod and doing the
42:14
Speaker 2: research on this horrible shit. What do we got a
42:18
Speaker 2: plug before we get out of here? We got new
42:20
Speaker 2: Patreon levels, including an ad free level where you get
42:23
Speaker 2: all our public episodes but without the annoying ads. And
42:26
Speaker 2: we got a level where if you stay subscribed the
42:30
Speaker 2: entire year, you get a mystery episode on cassette at
42:34
Speaker 2: the end of the year. I'm also thinking of starting
42:36
Speaker 2: a podcast that will be mostly cassette only, trying to
42:39
Speaker 2: roll it back. Do fucking seventies punk label shit be fun?
42:43
Speaker 2: So check all that out Patreon dot com, slash on pops, Connor,
42:46
Speaker 2: what do you want to plug.
42:47
Speaker 3: Seventies punk label shit like go out of business? Yeah?
42:50
Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah, make very little money for what I do.
42:52
Speaker 3: As a guy who's a fan of a lot of
42:53
Speaker 3: seventies punk labels. You can watch my win hour special
42:56
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42:59
Speaker 2: Thanks, and I think that's it. Let's get the funk
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Speaker 2: out of here. Connors say goodbye bye everybody. Goodbye everybody.
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Speaker 2: We love you.