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Ep. 146 Busting the TP Holder w/ Tanner Ferguson (Privychat 35) · Privycast

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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Do you ever have somebody walk in here while you're here?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: 100% have.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Sweet. Okay.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Just like Ben walk in here.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't think Ben will, um.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Do you have a sign on the door or anything?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, if I know that there's a lot of foot traffic.
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  Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms
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  recorded this week. I am,
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  uh, off site. I'm at my bathroom
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  away from home. I'm, uh, in the church bathroom again, and I
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  am joined by none other than Tanner Ferguson.
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  Tanner, how are you?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I'm doing so well. I'm honored to be in the
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  bathroom of our off site
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  church. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What do you. What? So, you walked in here
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  and what? Go ahead and
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  explain the vibe of this bathroom if you.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: This is a quality bathroom. I mean,
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  I'm a church pastor myself. Spend, uh,
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  some quality time in some church bathrooms in my day,
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  and I I tell you, the stainless
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  steel, um. That's really nice.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Our church, we don't have. We don't got it like that,
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  man. We're kind of wood. Exciting. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That wood can get rough in due time.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: This is nice, man. I don't know if the
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  podcast can hear the fans a little loud for my liking,
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  but I'm sure it serves. Is it
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  a good fan?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It doesn't do anything other than make that
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  noise. And I talked to our custodian, and I'm like,
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  so what are. What do I got to do to get? He goes, well, it's like a
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  redo. The electrical up inside the thing. Um, it's all
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  hooked to one.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: It does not eliminate the smell. It's just for white
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  noise.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I have not found, I'm sure.
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  Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I mean, sometimes the noise is helpful in the bathroom, though.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: We got some people that'll come in Sunday morning, they'll blow it up,
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  and it's actually pretty impressive. Like,
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  um, you know, good for them. They're comfortable, I guess.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: That's right. Yeah, that's right.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: But, yeah. Your pastor, uh, you're
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  pastoring? Uh, it's still verbatim.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Perfect.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. So, yeah, I pastor at, uh, verbatim church. We're a Calvary
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  chapel here in Albany.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Awesome. Sweet. How long you been there and doing that?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: So, I've been at the church,
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  um, I don't know, since 2014,
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  and.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Wow.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Um. Yeah, man, God kind of just called me
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  into ministry from just kind of attending
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  there. M over the years, just kind
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  of like, you know, I kind of jumped in right as
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  this, a new pastor kind of showed up and
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  started kind of doing a, quote
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  unquote, replant of the church,
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  and I remember showing up there.
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  Super. Uh, I was, like, the youngest guy there by,
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  like, I don't know, like 30 years or something,
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  and. But, you know when the Lord calls you somewhere and you
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  just know this is where you're supposed to be and.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Just started plugging in and. Yeah. Uh,
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  became kind, uh, of involved in children's ministry and
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  youth ministry, um,
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  2016, 2017, and
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  took, uh, over as lead pastor, uh,
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  last year. Year before.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's been a long bit now.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Time flies. Yeah, I think it's been almost two years.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, very cool.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Very cool. That's exciting. I know. Um, it's
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  been cool because I kind of came to Albany in
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  the youth thing, and you were doing
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  youth right around at that time, and it's just been cool
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  to see you move up into that role, for sure.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: We've done some cool stuff together just as youth pastors.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, man, I do miss it. I miss.
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  There's still a few that stay connected and do stuff.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, but it was a much tighter group about.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, that's true.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: It's kind of pre Covid.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's kind of the tale. As old as time, as far as
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  Covid goes, it. Um, still rebuilding some
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  things I'm going to shamelessly.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I don't know if he listens to this podcast, I'm going to shamelessly blame, uh,
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  rusty over at
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  south Albany community church for leaving because he was the
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  guy that was kind of like keeping that glue together.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Absolutely. Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Rusty, if you're listening, it's your fault for moving
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  away.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. Hey, and, Rusty, if you're listening,
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  uh, thank you. Um, and also, I would
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  love to know how this came across your ears.
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  No, yeah. I do miss Rusty. I miss Rhett and
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  Rob, um, rob at neighborhood, he was the other one that was
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  like, a touchstone. Rob.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Rob just moved back into the state. I heard he's, uh.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, he's done, like, Springfield or Redmond. Or
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  Redmond. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Redmond sounds more right.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, love you, too, Rob.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. I miss those guys, for
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  sure. And the dudes that are at the churches that they, you
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  know, they're doing great. It's just there was
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  that, like, kind of camaraderie, and as you come in, you.
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  You build your different circles, and it's a natural
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  thing. Yeah. But, yeah, well, see, I have. I
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  have a handful of questions, and, uh, like I said,
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  if you, as we go, are like, uh, yeah, I got
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  some stories to tell. Feel, uh, free to stop
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  me. You can interrupt and say, okay, just wait, wait,
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  wait. Um, so I'll kind of open it to you
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  at the beginning. Do you have, like, the bathroom
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  story? That is your go to bathroom story. And if not,
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  we can. We can proceed with some questions and see if we
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  spark anything.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: You know, it's. I actually. I don't
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  really have, like, a crazy
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  bathroom story.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I guess that's nice.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I remember being, like, a kid and, like, being
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  in my. Being in my grandparents house and,
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  like, at one point in time, just
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  using the bathroom and, like, their
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  house is just like. I mean, it's a. It's a manufactured
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  home, as old as I am. And, um,
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  just using the bathroom, and I remember, like,
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  the toilet just, like, broke. Like, I was like, I didn't
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  even know. Like, I was a kid. I was like, I didn't know toilet could just, like,
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  I'm talking, like, the porcelain just like, oh, really? Yeah. Like, part of
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  the porcelain just, like, broke off.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And I've never.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: They think that maybe there's, like, a hairline fracture in
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  the porcelain that has just gotten worse over time. And I was just, like,
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  the. I was, like, scarred for a
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  minute. I just don't know. I'm, like, a heavy. If you guys don't
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  know me, I'm a. I'm a heavy guy. I was just like,
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  I don't know.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: You look at every toilet like this.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Like, toilets have weight settings.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, dude, there's times
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  like, I. I mean, I'm a bigger dude,
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  too. And there's times where I'll be. I'll be at someone's house
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  and, you know, they'll have the seat that's.
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  I'm going, this is a little bit. It feels a little bit
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  too.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Kind of thin, plastic, rickety. And I'm like, I don't know if this is for
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  me. Um, I go for it,
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  but you.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Gotta do what you gotta do.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, but, yeah, that's troubling as a kid,
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  too, because, I mean, bathrooms, one of those,
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  like, you just kind of have this, at least in our
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  culture here, like, it's almost a given. I mean,
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  if I'm in trouble, I'm never more
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  than 1015 minutes from the bathroom. And that's
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  even.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: So I almost. Talking about good bathroom stories actually
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  almost became a good bathroom story
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  this weekend.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, it's out at hunting camp,
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  and, you know, brought my son with me
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  for the first time. Hunting. Awesome. And, uh,
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  you know, I don't being out in the woods kind of
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  away. We're out hiking around and
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  that. Coffee hits. Yes, sir. Coffee hits about, you
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  know, 09:00 a.m. or something.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And right when you get out there, too.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: And I'm out. Yeah, I'm out in the woods. And I
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  realized that
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  I don't have my onx app
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  on my phone, which, you know, essentially just gps out there.
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  No service, right. And I found myself just
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  like, I knew we were only, like, uh,
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  uh, we were pretty close to, like,
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  civilization. We weren't way out in the woods or anything,
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  but, like, I got turned around enough
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  to go, I don't know where we're at. And I'm,
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  like, trying not to, like, freak my eleven year old son out and just
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  go, like, yeah, we're fine. We're completely lost right now.
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  Like, how much food did you bring?
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  Um, but, you know, perfect time for.
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  I got a poop.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It hits you.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I got a poop.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, it always does that because your heart's going,
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  yeah, gosh, I'm lost, maybe lost.
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  And then it just gets.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: My heart's racing. And I realized, like, you know, another just
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  bonehead move didn't bring tp out to the woods.
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  You know, I was just like, I'm out in eastern Oregon. There's just
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  pine needles on the trees. Oh, yeah. I'm just
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  like, I'm about to, like, show my son about, you know,
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  hey, Mandev. Sometimes we got to lose a
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  sock or a sleeve or something. I'm about to tear a sleeve off this
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  shirt. Uh, luckily, just in
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  the nick of time, like, ended up running into
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  my hunting buddy. It was just like, dude, where's the road?
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  Right there. And I just v lined straight
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  for camp and made it with probably
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  seconds to spare.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Dad, why are we moving so fast? Don't worry about it.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I'm not sure my son's ever seen me move that fast.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, glad you made it. Uh, there's nothing, I mean,
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  like, going to the bathroom in the woods is.
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  It's fine, but it's like,
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  it's never
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  maybe I'm like you. I will hold that for dear life
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  until it's absolutely.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I've had some really special moments doing business
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  out in the woods and some
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  really uncomfortable ones. So I think
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  it's. I think location. Location
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  matters. You know, if I like, man,
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  if you can catch a good sunrise, there's a perfect, like,
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  log sitting there that gives you that
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  perfect angle.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Um, you got the right supplies in your backpack to deal
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  with that whether it be just dude wipes or, or
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  otherwise, like, I think it can be a
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  magical experience. But, uh, oftentimes it's.
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  It's a, it's an emergency thing.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So my buddy does, like, trail crew down
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  in, like, Arizona.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: And they'll throw a strap around a tree and, like, put it underneath
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  your arms and they'll just lean back and so it just
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  puts you in position. It just like. It's like.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: That's amazing.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And he told me about that. I go, I'm gonna try it
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  someday. It'll. It'll happen. Um,
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  well, speed, so not. Didn't have tp out there.
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  Toilet, uh, paper preference at your house or do
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  you have a preference on toilet paper?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: You know, I. I think, uh,
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  we usually just buy the Costco stuff and that gets the job done.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: You know, I'm not. I'm not necessarily gonna. I see a bunch of
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  angel soften. I'm just like, yeah.
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  You know, good church toilet paper.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I'm confident he buys it because it has
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  the word angel for no other reason. Like, I'm confident
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  that he does.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, that checks out more angel than soft,
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  too, so. But, yeah, no. Uh,
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  we're a Costco family and, uh, you
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  know.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I'm not gonna say it's overly, uh,
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  soft or anything, but, uh, it's the job done.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: It's like. It's, like, perfectly down the.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Yeah. For sure. That's.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's what we're rocking to.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: That's what we're looking for at Costco, though. Yeah. You know?
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  Yeah, exactly.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: We're looking for a good deal. We're looking for a good
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  quality product.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: If it's not up to par, I can bring it back.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right. I was just about to say, can you use half the pack and be
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  like, yeah, I don't know.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: These ones are kind of flaking on me. I'm not sure about this
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  anymore.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I had a buddy that. This is not really bathroom, but I had a buddy that
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  worked at Costco. Um, remember that?
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  Mikey? Mikey Johnston. You ever meet Mikey Johnson?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I don't think so, dude.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I mean, for lack of a better way of explaining it, he's the guy that looked like Jesus.
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  Like, he had the long beard, long hair. I mean, he would
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  tell people, like, yeah, you know, Jesus is my savior.
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  I'm trying to look like, you know,
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  he, uh. But he would. He told me, like, the
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  stuff that they would have people bring back in their return policy. Like, half
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  drank milk. I mean, just absurd. I mean,
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  you're milking this, like, taking advantage.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Literally milking the stuff.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Literally milking it. But, yeah, yeah, just
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  absurd things that people would bring back.
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  Um. And I'm like, man.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, I can't remember what we had.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: From Costco. That, like, absurdly, like,
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  definitely, like, our fault. We broke it. Like,
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  and somebody was like, oh, you bought that at Costco? Just take it. I was like, I'm
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  not doing that. That was saying, they'll take it back.
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  I'm just like, that's
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  also, like, that terrible policy if that's true. Like,
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  Costco. Come on. But, like,
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  also just, like, it's definitely my fault. Like, this is wear and
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  tear. Like, this is not Costco's fault.
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  Yeah, it's crazy, though. I've heard stories like that, though.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's wild. And, um, then with the toilet paper,
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  do y'all. Do y'all fold it over or do.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: You fold it under all day long? All day long. It was pretty
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  quick. Just. Next question. We're done. Um.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Why do you believe that's the correct way?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: It just is.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I don't know. Um. Um. It's
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  just kind of like God's ordering of the universe. Yeah, this is
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  how it goes. Yeah,
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  yeah. It's just like, I don't. Like. I don't know. Just like, you
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  know, get your hand up in there and try to dig it. Dig it
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  out. I was just like, you know, you just kind of
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  like, I don't know, maybe call me a neanderthal, but it's just
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  easier to just kind of like, what's fair. Yeah, from the
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  top. Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Hey, that's the most, uh. In a
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  good way. That's the most simple answer, because everybody has, like,
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  I've heard all sorts of reasons from, oh, my cat.
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  Oh, I'm afraid of spiders hiding behind. I'm
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  like, spiders? Yeah. They're like, if I have
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  it like this, I can't see if there's a spider on the wall behind
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  it. And I'm like, or I'll. I hurt my knuckles
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  when I grab.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: What's the more common answer that you get from people?
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'll be honest. The more common is what you've said. Okay,
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  overdose. I am.
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  I'm kind of agnostic. Like, I'm like, as long as it
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  lands on the roll, I'm like, yeah, we've
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  succeeded. But my wife is. She corrects
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  me. She puts it over. She's like, you did it wrong. And I said, it's
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  on it's on the thing.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Um, it's on there. Okay. Just be. It's not
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  sitting on the back of the seat.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: That's what I used to do.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Or I would actually sit on the floor next to the toilet.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: In college, we. That the dorm would run out of
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  toilet paper, so we would buy our own and take it to and from the room and
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  just.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Have it.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: And, you know, the thing gets. The spring gets lost
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  or, I don't know, you blown off the wall or
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  whatever.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you can't get the paper.
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I have a bathroom in my house right now that the holder's
• 14:00
  not working correctly. Uh, you know,
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  maybe that's frustrating.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm so in the
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  bathroom world. Do you ever take snack into the
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  bathroom?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Snack? Yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Snack or drink?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, no,
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  but, uh, I'm not opposed to that. Yeah,
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  yeah, yeah.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: What about, what about in the shower? Snack
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  or drink in the shower?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: I feel like I've brought, like, cold water in
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  the shower.
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  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shower drink is just kind of
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  like, it feels natural.
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  Not natural, but it feels,
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  I don't know, it feels less taboo, maybe.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So are you. Are you
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  a bar soap or a liquid soap guy?
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  >> Tanner Ferguson: So I was liquid soap for years.
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  Liquid soap. I was, uh, actually, like,
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  axe. Snake peel.
• 14:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Snake peel.
• 14:59
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Snake peel. It had all those, uh,
• 15:01
  micro. Be the
• 15:03
  microplastic things.
• 15:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:06
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And they banned it. Just cold cut. Banned it. Like,
• 15:09
  you can't buy it anywhere anymore. It's like, it's more
• 15:12
  illegal than drugs in Oregon, I'm pretty sure. Really?
• 15:15
  Yeah. Um, not to get political.
• 15:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: What's going on?
• 15:19
  >> Tanner Ferguson: No, it's the environment. Those
• 15:21
  microplastics are terrible for the environment, apparently. Oh,
• 15:24
  gosh.
• 15:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: I see. I was on this whole different thing.
• 15:27
  >> Tanner Ferguson: No, no. This is like, uh,
• 15:30
  killing the turtles. Yeah. So
• 15:32
  they, they axed. Literally. No pun
• 15:35
  intended. They axed my. My. Your go to.
• 15:38
  My go to. And so.
• 15:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's ridiculous.
• 15:41
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. I kind of just, I went back to bar soap.
• 15:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 15:44
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And just realized I'm saving a heap
• 15:47
  ton of money now that, uh, uh, yeah. I'm
• 15:50
  just like, you know, it. This is, this is cleaning me just fine.
• 15:53
  So I'm back to bar soap. I use old, uh,
• 15:56
  spice.
• 15:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, old spice bar. Really?
• 15:59
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Pretty good.
• 16:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Even know they made a bar. Yeah,
• 16:03
  yeah, yeah. Do you ever, um. Um. Do you ever, like,
• 16:06
  carve a message to anyone else in the bar soap?
• 16:08
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Get a minute.
• 16:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: You ever got a message?
• 16:10
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I have not.
• 16:11
  >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. You never know.
• 16:13
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Like, my bar soap is my bar soap that nobody
• 16:16
  else uses it.
• 16:17
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's the correct.
• 16:18
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Pretty sure my wife's using, uh, like
• 16:21
  a. Like a. Still using, like, a
• 16:23
  liquid.
• 16:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Who knows?
• 16:24
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, who knows? I know she's got her stuff over
• 16:27
  in one corner.
• 16:28
  >> Hunter Hoover: How many she got? How many different? Like.
• 16:30
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Oh, she's, uh, not too bad. She's got a couple for
• 16:33
  her hair. Yeah. And then
• 16:36
  she's.
• 16:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, keep keeping it under.
• 16:38
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Nothing crazy. Yeah. I feel like, you know,
• 16:41
  a man that has a beard. Yeah.
• 16:44
  Uh, as long as mine, you know. You know, the struggle. It's
• 16:47
  like, I do have, like, my own.
• 16:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 16:50
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Beard wash and then beard conditioner. Because it's different
• 16:53
  from hair stuff.
• 16:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, it is.
• 16:55
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, and I don't have hairdousen, but I
• 16:57
  do. I do shave my head.
• 17:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 17:00
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And I have to shave it every, like, two days in the shower.
• 17:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: Really?
• 17:03
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, and I do it in the shower, so I feel like, you know,
• 17:06
  when you add my shaving cream and, like, my
• 17:09
  razor.
• 17:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 17:10
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Like, I feel like I just have more stuff over
• 17:13
  on my side than she does.
• 17:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. I've got about the same for. The beard
• 17:17
  is the exact same reason. It's just. It's like. Well, I kind of
• 17:20
  have to double up on some of these now.
• 17:22
  >> Tanner Ferguson: That's right.
• 17:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Yeah. How do you feel about baths?
• 17:25
  Taking baths.
• 17:30
  >> Tanner Ferguson: The long side.
• 17:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 17:33
  >> Tanner Ferguson: What's in a blue moon? Okay. Yeah. In a nice, big soak.
• 17:36
  Like, again, it's kind of a big man problem. I don't. I don't
• 17:39
  fit in a normal sized bathtub very easily.
• 17:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 17:42
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Same, uh.
• 17:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep.
• 17:43
  >> Tanner Ferguson: You know, but we have a good soaker tub at
• 17:45
  home, and I'll jump in there every now and then.
• 17:48
  But I.
• 17:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mine is always the length. Like.
• 17:52
  Like, I'm not even that tall, but I always
• 17:55
  feel like my legs. I don't know where to
• 17:58
  stick my legs. Right.
• 17:59
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 18:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, it's been a while since I've even ventured.
• 18:02
  I. Yeah.
• 18:04
  >> Tanner Ferguson: But I'm, you know, I love
• 18:06
  a. Love a good hot tub.
• 18:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 18:09
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Love a good hot tub. But that's just a little
• 18:11
  bit more constricted.
• 18:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah, it is different. Yeah. So, in the
• 18:17
  shower, have you ever taken a dark shower? Just lights
• 18:19
  off. Oh, let the ambiance ride.
• 18:23
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I don't know. Um. It's a good
• 18:25
  question.
• 18:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Should try it.
• 18:28
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay, I'm gonna try it.
• 18:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you a morning shower guy? I'm crying a lot here.
• 18:32
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 18:33
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm like. I'm, like, mapping your day.
• 18:35
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I love it. Here's my schedule.
• 18:38
  No, yeah. Uh, I'm a morning shower guy.
• 18:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: For sure. My buddy in college,
• 18:43
  he swore by a dark shower, and I never did it. And then
• 18:46
  one day I went for it, and it was like. It
• 18:49
  gave me another 20 minutes to wake up slow.
• 18:52
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay.
• 18:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: But. But, like, yeah, I don't know. And it's like
• 18:55
  an almost like one of those sound echo chambers.
• 18:58
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Interesting. I'll have to try it. I'm kind of like a, uh. I wake
• 19:01
  up and go guy.
• 19:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, really?
• 19:03
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, I don't do the, like, snooze alarm thing.
• 19:05
  Like, you know, all the lights in my house,
• 19:08
  they have, like, the dimmer switch, and it, like, they drive
• 19:11
  me crazy. I don't.
• 19:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're, like, full blown. Yeah.
• 19:14
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I'm just like, bring them on. Let's do this. Like,
• 19:17
  getting done with this day.
• 19:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Wow.
• 19:20
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And it drives my wife crazy. The
• 19:22
  complete opposite. She's like. I'm like, why is this light.
• 19:25
  Like, why is this light even on if it's not
• 19:28
  giving light?
• 19:30
  Um, because, yeah, she's. She'll walk around just,
• 19:33
  like, dim lit lights and just, like, no
• 19:36
  light on light or light off maximum
• 19:39
  light. Yeah, I could try that.
• 19:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. It's, um,
• 19:44
  in. There's, like, familiarity you don't like. I find I
• 19:47
  don't need to see as much as I thought I did.
• 19:50
  Have you ever eat?
• 19:50
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Would.
• 19:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, you've already said you don't do a snack in the shower, but would you ever
• 19:54
  consider eating an orange in the shower? As if it's
• 19:57
  an apple? So, like, normally. Normally when you got the orange, you
• 20:00
  kind of, you know, you got the plugs.
• 20:02
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay.
• 20:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: But, like, just. There's something like, you can't do this in the
• 20:05
  wild because there's just so much juice.
• 20:08
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Sure. Yeah, there's.
• 20:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's, like, zero consequences in the shower. You, like, let it
• 20:12
  ride.
• 20:13
  >> Tanner Ferguson: So when you say eat, uh, yeah, eat an orange. Like an
• 20:16
  apple.
• 20:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: I peel it. Like.
• 20:21
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Orange peels. Not.
• 20:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You're like, the shower's not improving this.
• 20:26
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Sure. Any shower is going to improve the taste of
• 20:28
  orange peel. Um, the hawk.
• 20:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, no, no. It's just like,
• 20:35
  once it's peeled, you got the globe and you just.
• 20:38
  Yeah, just let the juice, you
• 20:40
  know.
• 20:41
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Again, something to keep in mind.
• 20:44
  My shower routine's gonna look so different tomorrow.
• 20:47
  Yeah.
• 20:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Your wife's gonna be like, are these orange peels?
• 20:49
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And why are you in the dark eating an orange right
• 20:52
  now? What's wrong?
• 20:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you showering?
• 20:55
  Yeah. Oh, my
• 20:58
  goodness. Uh, do you have any bathroom pet peeves?
• 21:01
  >> Tanner Ferguson: 20 bathroom pet peeves.
• 21:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: It could even be stuff that maybe the kids do. Kids
• 21:08
  are so great. But, man, they got kids.
• 21:10
  My kids, uh. I can kind of. My kids.
• 21:13
  It's the toothpaste spit. It's like, just rinse it
• 21:16
  down. You know, it. But I, um, guess I should be thankful
• 21:19
  they're brushing their teeth.
• 21:20
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, true that.
• 21:23
  That's for sure.
• 21:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: For whatever reason.
• 21:25
  >> Tanner Ferguson: It isn't.
• 21:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sure.
• 21:27
  >> Tanner Ferguson: You know, just being the man of the household
• 21:30
  and having two young daughters, I
• 21:33
  am finding out, especially, I've got a
• 21:35
  daughter who's, like, ten now. She's, uh, you
• 21:38
  know, she's getting older.
• 21:40
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 21:40
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Um, and
• 21:43
  they. They do their hair with these little tiny rubber bands.
• 21:46
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my goodness. Yes.
• 21:48
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And I'm finding that those things just love to get stuck in
• 21:51
  the drain.
• 21:51
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep.
• 21:52
  >> Tanner Ferguson: So I, uh. Like, I actually went, like, a year
• 21:55
  ago, went out and bought a snake.
• 21:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 21:57
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Just like, I'm just. I'm constantly. Yeah, I use it all
• 22:00
  the time. Like, yeah, like, the drain. It's
• 22:03
  not. Not draining. I was just like, how many rubber bands am I gonna find in
• 22:06
  that?
• 22:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right?
• 22:08
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I was like, I don't know how to get them to stop.
• 22:09
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:11
  >> Tanner Ferguson: So.
• 22:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, uh, see, my. My daughter's still at the age
• 22:14
  where one of us is
• 22:17
  doing mostly it's my wife that does it, but is doing
• 22:20
  the hair, getting it ready, getting unready and so hearing just
• 22:23
  like, she's in kindergarten, so it's only a matter of time before
• 22:26
  I'm buying my first drain snake.
• 22:28
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Right? Yep.
• 22:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. It's gonna be.
• 22:30
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Let me know if you wanna come sample mine.
• 22:33
  It's a pretty good one. Yeah. So.
• 22:36
  Yeah.
• 22:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's frustrating. Um,
• 22:39
  especially when you get the, like, mat of hair. That's all. Yeah.
• 22:43
  Um. That's great.
• 22:46
  Does your wife have any pet peeves that are, like, you are the
• 22:49
  source of that, you know, of that one's always.
• 22:52
  You're like, nah,
• 22:55
  this is like.
• 22:55
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, you know when you don't wipe the toothpaste. That's me.
• 22:58
  Like, I'm kind of messing,
• 23:01
  but, um. No, I
• 23:04
  don't think so. Yeah. You know, I
• 23:07
  guess, like, I leave stuff out on the counter,
• 23:10
  which is like, she does too. But I feel like.
• 23:13
  Yeah, it's different. Like, I don't know. For whatever reason, women get,
• 23:16
  like, more space in the. Like,
• 23:19
  it's like we have a bathroom. We've been blessed with, like, a dual
• 23:21
  sink situation in the back.
• 23:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 23:23
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And so it's like, I have my side, but, like,
• 23:26
  yeah, I, uh, just. Yeah, it's like,
• 23:29
  I can't leave stuff out on my side. Yeah. Oh, for sure.
• 23:32
  At least. Like, I just, like, I got, like,
• 23:35
  my deodorant out and, like, my beard oil,
• 23:38
  and it's just like, why is this stuff out on the counter? It's like, you've got
• 23:40
  35 things out here on the.
• 23:43
  It's like, there's hair straight. There's four hair straighteners
• 23:46
  out here. Why? Why?
• 23:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: 100%.
• 23:48
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Like, stuff on, like, all the way over
• 23:51
  on the very edge of my side, and she's like, well, I
• 23:54
  can see the mirror better over on this. I was like, what?
• 23:57
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, so, yeah, for. Yeah, Anna and I.
• 24:00
  So the. The above mirror lights.
• 24:02
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 24:03
  >> Hunter Hoover: So my side, which is where I do all my
• 24:05
  stuff, two of those are out. So this is gonna. You're gonna
• 24:08
  be like, are you kidding me right now? Low light. But I will
• 24:11
  not replace them because I can still see.
• 24:13
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Sure.
• 24:14
  >> Hunter Hoover: And she's like, just stop. Because sometimes I use it. You
• 24:17
  need to replace it. I was like, just. You need to go over here
• 24:19
  and. Yeah, so I'm constantly replacing
• 24:22
  hers.
• 24:23
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Put, like, black lights on your side.
• 24:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: Just see where all the weird spittle ended up.
• 24:29
  Uh. Um, yeah. Have
• 24:32
  you, uh. So this is. This is one of those
• 24:35
  questions where I ask everybody, and some people are
• 24:38
  like, oh, yeah, I'm very. I'm very dialed in with what's going on
• 24:41
  here, but, um, have you ever performed a waffle
• 24:43
  stomp? And. And I'll.
• 24:46
  Do you know what a waffle stomp is?
• 24:47
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I believe. I I believe I'm familiar with the term,
• 24:51
  and I will say confidently that I have not.
• 24:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: You have not?
• 24:54
  >> Tanner Ferguson: No.
• 24:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: So then the follow up question is.
• 24:56
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Would you ever do it? I don't think so.
• 24:59
  No, no, no.
• 25:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: You're.
• 25:01
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I mean, is there, like, a, uh.
• 25:02
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, yeah, so, like, if. I mean, so if you had to go
• 25:05
  poo middle of the shower.
• 25:06
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 25:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: Are you turning off, getting out, doing
• 25:10
  the job?
• 25:12
  >> Tanner Ferguson: I think I'm just gonna bear down and try to get through the shower and
• 25:15
  then just handle business afterwards.
• 25:18
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you ever do the deeper. Handle business and then feel like, I
• 25:21
  really think I need to go back and revisit the shower time now
• 25:24
  because I've re dirtied
• 25:27
  enough?
• 25:27
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Yeah. There's been moments. There's been
• 25:30
  moments. Yeah. Okay, well, just
• 25:33
  bear down. Yeah, yeah. I still think that
• 25:36
  that's. I, uh, think, in my opinion, that's still better
• 25:38
  solution than the
• 25:41
  stomp.
• 25:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 25:43
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 25:43
  >> Hunter Hoover: So there's a third group of people that I have found in the world.
• 25:46
  Um, thank God I have not
• 25:49
  had face to face with one of these, and I'm if
• 25:52
  you're getting ready to be the first. Here we are.
• 25:55
  This, uh, will be more like confession than anything, then. But there's this
• 25:58
  group of people that they are proponents of. Like,
• 26:01
  you don't stomp it, but you just, like, you just do
• 26:04
  the job, and then you kind of, like, scoot it back to the back of the
• 26:07
  shower or in. And this is the most debased of
• 26:09
  humanity to me. You actually catch it and try to, like,
• 26:12
  around the corner. And. And this is a
• 26:15
  thing that. It's one of those where you see
• 26:18
  it and you read about it on the Internet, and I've. I.
• 26:21
  This show has taken me to some strange
• 26:23
  forums, but where
• 26:26
  it's just like, who's in? Whose
• 26:29
  thought was this? And they're like, well, it keeps the shower the
• 26:32
  cleanest. And then you just wash your hands. And I'm like, no,
• 26:35
  no, that's okay.
• 26:37
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Your.
• 26:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Your response is no.
• 26:40
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, yeah, that's a no for me,
• 26:43
  dog.
• 26:44
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm, uh, stomping before I'm doing that
• 26:46
  100%, maybe.
• 26:48
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Like, I feel like. I
• 26:51
  feel like that's something
• 26:54
  that, like, I would catch my, like, six year old son
• 26:57
  doing and immediately discipline him for.
• 27:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right? A lot of times, like, kids with stuff
• 27:03
  like that, it's like, hey, you didn't know what you
• 27:05
  didn't know.
• 27:06
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 27:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: Now you do know. Yeah, we can't find this again.
• 27:09
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. I'm gonna tell one embarrassing story
• 27:12
  from my son.
• 27:13
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, absolutely.
• 27:14
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And he'll hate me for it someday, but it's okay, you
• 27:17
  know, son, I apologize
• 27:20
  if you ever catch this podcast. Um,
• 27:24
  man, my son just
• 27:27
  thought, uh, he's. He's. He was six at
• 27:30
  the time. He's seven now. Yeah, but just
• 27:33
  a ham of a kid, man. Just
• 27:35
  loves. Loves a good laugh. Just really into,
• 27:38
  like, pranks.
• 27:39
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's awesome.
• 27:40
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And just still learning life, though, and
• 27:43
  just thought it would be the funniest thing if he. If he
• 27:46
  pooped in the. In the. In the trash. Uh,
• 27:49
  can. Oh, no way. Yeah.
• 27:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, in the bathroom.
• 27:53
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 27:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, you see me in the bathroom.
• 27:54
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, it was just like. Just went to the trash can.
• 27:57
  Yeah. Just walked into the bathroom,
• 27:59
  was just like, that's poop in the trash can. Oh, my
• 28:02
  gosh. Hey, buddy.
• 28:05
  What's up with that?
• 28:08
  >> Hunter Hoover: Hey, buddy.
• 28:08
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Just like, I just thought it'd be funny. I was like, it's not,
• 28:11
  it's not.
• 28:12
  >> Hunter Hoover: Let's just categorically not funny.
• 28:14
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Just never do that again. Just
• 28:17
  never do that one again. So we threw the
• 28:19
  trash can out his
• 28:22
  punishment. He had to buy a new trash can for the bathroom.
• 28:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, it's fair.
• 28:26
  >> Tanner Ferguson: It's fair. Just like, yep. That's a learning experience.
• 28:28
  It's not funny.
• 28:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: My son, every now and then, and he
• 28:33
  went to the. He would go to the bathroom, and he'd go in, and
• 28:37
  there was a time where he would pee into the shower. Like, not when
• 28:40
  it's running. It would just be like, well, I don't want to mess with the
• 28:43
  toilet and flushing and all that, so I'm just gonna. Right into the
• 28:46
  bottom of the shower. And then he. And then he turned the water on. Turn it off,
• 28:49
  like. And I get his process.
• 28:51
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Sure.
• 28:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I'm like, here's the deal, son. That's not a thing
• 28:55
  we do. Um,
• 28:57
  and to his defense, he said, dad, you said, I can
• 29:00
  pee in the shower. I said, I win your shower.
• 29:04
  You got to be like, that's fine. I.
• 29:07
  Yeah, at least that. I mean, here I
• 29:10
  am. I'm, um. Yeah, I'm confessing a lot
• 29:13
  there, but anyway. But, yeah, it's just like, you know, they
• 29:16
  don't know what. They don't know for sure. Just
• 29:19
  spark this. Because my son is. He is of
• 29:22
  a different persuasion on this. When you do the toilet paper,
• 29:25
  are you a crumple or are you a fold to wipe?
• 29:27
  >> Tanner Ferguson: What are we folding, guy?
• 29:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. As. Yes. So
• 29:33
  this is one of those things where
• 29:36
  some, like, learned habits are.
• 29:39
  I mean, you know, like, the nature nurture. My
• 29:42
  son's a crumpler. I don't know where it came from out and where that behavior
• 29:45
  showed up. And I tried to course correct, and I'm like, hey,
• 29:48
  buddy, um. Where'd you do that? I don't
• 29:51
  know. I just like the way it feels.
• 29:52
  >> Tanner Ferguson: And I'm like, just, like, genetic.
• 29:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: I don't want to be in touch with the way it feels.
• 29:56
  Like, I don't want that. He's like, yeah, it's got
• 29:59
  more, like, stuff to grab the poop. That's his
• 30:02
  reasoning. As a seven year old, he's seven.
• 30:05
  >> Tanner Ferguson: So fair enough, I guess.
• 30:06
  >> Hunter Hoover: I'm like, dude, you're processing this on a level
• 30:09
  that I have never. Yeah. How
• 30:12
  many sheets you using?
• 30:15
  Sometimes it depends on the job.
• 30:16
  >> Tanner Ferguson: It really just depends on the job. My mood,
• 30:20
  you know? Just.
• 30:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Mood?
• 30:21
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 30:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: You get too aggressive.
• 30:24
  >> Tanner Ferguson: That's.
• 30:24
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, you know, nobody wants that.
• 30:26
  >> Tanner Ferguson: No. Just an ever changing
• 30:29
  number.
• 30:29
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 30:30
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Maybe. Maybe five. Yeah. Just
• 30:33
  an average.
• 30:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: I find anywhere between three and six is, like, a, uh,
• 30:36
  perfectly acceptable there. Yeah. And then there's the,
• 30:39
  like, like, seven to 15
• 30:42
  slicer, and I'm like, how do you not have to
• 30:45
  plunge this every single time?
• 30:46
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, I'm not trying to plunge.
• 30:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, uh,
• 30:52
  it's no good.
• 30:53
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Um.
• 30:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um, that's. That is. That are my questions
• 30:56
  for. For ya.
• 30:57
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay.
• 30:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Well, actually, I do have one more. Uh, do you have, like,
• 31:01
  a eating establishment that does you the
• 31:04
  dirtiest?
• 31:06
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Hmm.
• 31:07
  >> Hunter Hoover: That you want to say? Sometimes people are like, listen, I'm in
• 31:10
  too good with them, so, you know, don't want to. I
• 31:13
  don't want to lose my spot.
• 31:14
  >> Tanner Ferguson: The dirtiest.
• 31:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, you're eating it, and, you know.
• 31:18
  >> Tanner Ferguson: You can clock just coming right through.
• 31:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Two to 4 hours later, you're definitely,
• 31:23
  you know, nothing.
• 31:25
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Nothing that just. I mean, yeah. Uh, you
• 31:28
  know, that's a great. Everybody says taco bell, and.
• 31:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, a lot of people do.
• 31:32
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 31:34
  >> Hunter Hoover: And I. I just don't find that to be true.
• 31:36
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 31:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Taco Bell's pretty. Pretty gut friendly to
• 31:41
  me these days.
• 31:42
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. You know, I would say, like, you know,
• 31:45
  that's just the nature of the food. Like,
• 31:47
  uh, nothing.
• 31:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: You know, you're eating grease and cheese,
• 31:51
  uh, beans.
• 31:53
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Like, come on. Of course.
• 31:54
  >> Hunter Hoover: Right?
• 31:55
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Uh, yeah. So, yeah, I would say nothing.
• 31:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Nothing crazy.
• 31:59
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Nothing crazy. That's good.
• 32:01
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think when Dylan was on, he's
• 32:03
  like, oh, yeah, panda express.
• 32:06
  It was instant.
• 32:07
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Dude eats panda express. So much to
• 32:12
  just out him. We have to be
• 32:15
  careful. He's a cop now.
• 32:16
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I know. I. Yeah, that's. That's a
• 32:19
  whole other thing. I'm trying to get together with him, too, now that he started
• 32:22
  doing that.
• 32:22
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 32:23
  >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Yeah, he's.
• 32:25
  It's exciting.
• 32:27
  >> Tanner Ferguson: M. It is.
• 32:27
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Maybe I record, you can share a little more.
• 32:29
  >> Tanner Ferguson: What?
• 32:30
  >> Hunter Hoover: For sure, but, yeah. Yeah. Um, well, very good.
• 32:33
  Do you have. Do you have any other parting stories or.
• 32:36
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Hmm.
• 32:38
  >> Hunter Hoover: And usually what happens? I'll be honest, we end, and then it's like,
• 32:41
  all right, we're done. And then, like, we've got something the next day.
• 32:44
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Oh, I forgot.
• 32:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: And then it's like, well, you know, we'll part two. No.
• 32:48
  Uh, and if not, that's
• 32:51
  fine.
• 32:56
  The sun in the trash cans. Pretty good.
• 32:59
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Pooping. Pooping the trash can. That's a. That
• 33:02
  was a big one. I have, um. Um,
• 33:05
  I meant to pull it up for you. It's buried in
• 33:07
  Facebook land somewhere, but I actually have
• 33:10
  a picture of what might have been my
• 33:13
  first poop in an
• 33:16
  actual, like, training potty
• 33:18
  that, like, somebody took of me a long time ago.
• 33:21
  Uh, so if I find it, you can. I don't know, post it.
• 33:24
  That's thumbnail or something. Yeah. It's just
• 33:27
  like, yeah, me chilling. And I actually have this little like karaoke
• 33:29
  radio that I'm hanging out with. Yeah.
• 33:33
  That's awesome. Yeah, just potty training, Tanner. So.
• 33:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right.
• 33:38
  >> Tanner Ferguson: The good old days. Yes. Back when
• 33:41
  life was simple.
• 33:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's right. That's awesome. Do you have any
• 33:44
  parting bathroom wisdom to leave people with?
• 33:47
  Any suggestions? Life advice from the bathroom?
• 33:50
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Parting bathroom wisdom. You know,
• 33:52
  so as a pastor, I get
• 33:55
  some of my best bible reading time
• 33:58
  in, in, uh, the bathroom.
• 34:00
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 34:01
  >> Tanner Ferguson: You know, really, I
• 34:04
  try. I'm not always perfect at this, but I just
• 34:07
  try to stay away from like, just doom scrolling
• 34:10
  for sure. Um, so I've really tried,
• 34:13
  especially, you know, in a high
• 34:16
  vulnerability area to do that. The bathroom?
• 34:19
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
• 34:20
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, where you get caught up just, you know, watching YouTube
• 34:22
  shorts or whatever. For so long. I've
• 34:25
  tried to just like, replace some of that with just like, man, I'm just
• 34:28
  gonna open up like some proverbs and read those or something
• 34:31
  and have just found like, yeah, man, I've got
• 34:34
  some really special scripture reading times in on the toilet. So
• 34:37
  that's awesome. If you're trying to like, break that habit or just
• 34:40
  looking to add, uh, some more, like, bible reading time
• 34:42
  in, uh, use your time on the toilet.
• 34:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. That's awesome.
• 34:46
  >> Tanner Ferguson: There's your bit of wisdom.
• 34:47
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that's, that's awesome. Uh,
• 34:50
  that sparks something. I have to ask. So when you're
• 34:52
  preaching.
• 34:54
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 34:55
  >> Hunter Hoover: Do you find that the urge hits you, like,
• 34:58
  at. Not the worst time, but, like, at the
• 35:01
  moment where you're. It's. It's like, I know I
• 35:04
  have time to go, but if the job, like,
• 35:07
  escalates past what I believe it to be,
• 35:10
  there's gonna be this awkward moment.
• 35:11
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Where, like, we gotta repeat
• 35:14
  short guys.
• 35:15
  >> Hunter Hoover: The band quits playing and it's like,
• 35:18
  where's he at? Cause that's when I preach. That's.
• 35:21
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 35:21
  >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, I don't know if it's just nerves or, like. Yeah,
• 35:24
  it hits me at the weirdest time.
• 35:26
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. You know, I worry about that
• 35:29
  sometimes. Um, it's never, praise the Lord. It's
• 35:32
  never, like, come up. Like,
• 35:34
  literally never come up. Um,
• 35:37
  yeah, but I do.
• 35:40
  I try. Like, I try, like five minutes before
• 35:43
  church starts to go use the bathroom.
• 35:45
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Commit to it.
• 35:46
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah. Just like, you know, that's wise. Yeah.
• 35:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: That's wise for everyone whether you're, you know.
• 35:51
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, just. That's what I'm trying to train my seven
• 35:54
  year old son to do, you know? Hey, man, m just because you, uh. Uh.
• 35:58
  Just because you don't absolutely,
• 36:00
  100%, like, feel the urge to pee doesn't
• 36:03
  mean you can't just.
• 36:04
  >> Hunter Hoover: It's okay to try.
• 36:05
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 36:05
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep, yep.
• 36:06
  >> Tanner Ferguson: You just. What? You know, hey, we're gonna be on the road for a little bit. You
• 36:09
  can just pee right now.
• 36:10
  >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my goodness. The road trip
• 36:13
  bathrooms are like, that's one of my top pet
• 36:15
  peeves. My whole family knows it. They
• 36:18
  all roll their eyes because I will stop four
• 36:21
  times in an hour sometimes. And I'm like, yeah, this simply
• 36:24
  cannot be. And at some point, I finally
• 36:27
  say, everybody
• 36:30
  just hold it. We're going.
• 36:31
  >> Tanner Ferguson: You ever have somebody walk in here while you're
• 36:36
  walking?
• 36:36
  >> Hunter Hoover: Twice. I don't think Ben will.
• 36:39
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Um. You have a sign on the door or anything?
• 36:41
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes.
• 36:42
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay. Yeah.
• 36:42
  >> Hunter Hoover: Like, if I know that there's a lot of foot traffic. It's Friday night,
• 36:45
  and. And I'm, like, the only one here on Friday evening.
• 36:48
  Okay. Uh, no, I recorded one time,
• 36:51
  and I think it might have been Chris Luckman. I don't know if you know
• 36:54
  Chris. He's. I don't know. You guys are,
• 36:57
  like, very similar people.
• 36:58
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Okay.
• 36:59
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Um, but we're in here,
• 37:02
  and one of our, uh, deacons comes in. He goes,
• 37:04
  huh? What are we doing in here, boys? And I'm like.
• 37:07
  I mean, you can hear the whole thing in the background. I was like, oh, we're just
• 37:10
  recording. He goes in the
• 37:12
  bathroom, huh? And I'm like, yes, sir. He's
• 37:15
  all right. Shuts the door, and I hear him to his
• 37:18
  wife, Rosie. They're boys in the bathroom. And
• 37:21
  I'm like, oh, my goodness. And Ben knows.
• 37:24
  He's.
• 37:25
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:25
  >> Hunter Hoover: Ben's like, whatever. Just.
• 37:29
  And normally, I do it in the back building, but,
• 37:32
  uh, we have a. We have a young adult or a
• 37:35
  youth group that's staying upstairs, and so they're using
• 37:38
  the showers and stuff. And I was like, I don't know what they have in there. I'm not gonna mess
• 37:41
  with it. And that fans just as bad. So,
• 37:44
  you know, there you go. Well, cool. Well, I
• 37:47
  appreciate you being here and doing this.
• 37:48
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Thank you for having me on. Is this the weirdest recording
• 37:51
  for sure, yeah.
• 37:52
  >> Hunter Hoover: Cool. Perfect.
• 37:53
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Definitely. By far weirdest, uh, podcast I've
• 37:56
  ever been part of, but I love it. Awesome.
• 37:58
  >> Hunter Hoover: Sweet. Uh, do you have anything, whether it's your church
• 38:01
  or anything that you want to tell people about before I
• 38:04
  say goodbye to folks?
• 38:05
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Uh, hey, if you don't have a church home,
• 38:08
  man, east side church, where we're at right now is
• 38:11
  a a great bible, uh, teaching church
• 38:14
  and verbatim church up the street from here on 34th
• 38:16
  street. Uh, our service is at 09:00 a.m. m. We'd love to have
• 38:19
  you.
• 38:20
  >> Hunter Hoover: Awesome.
• 38:20
  >> Tanner Ferguson: What time's, uh, at 1030?
• 38:22
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Uh, we have an 845 and a 1030.
• 38:25
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Cool. Yeah.
• 38:26
  >> Hunter Hoover: And you guys are online, too.
• 38:27
  >> Tanner Ferguson: We were online to YouTube and Facebook when.
• 38:30
  They're not throwing us out for whatever strange
• 38:33
  reason. For real?
• 38:35
  >> Hunter Hoover: Locking you down. I think they have tech
• 38:37
  difficulties just because sometimes. Yeah.
• 38:40
  Well, very good, man. Yeah. Thank you, Tanner, for, uh.
• 38:43
  I'm gonna do the close out. I always tell people, I feel
• 38:46
  like, when your dog is, like, pooping in the backyard.
• 38:49
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Yeah.
• 38:49
  >> Hunter Hoover: And you can see it, and they're kind of, like, stuck in that.
• 38:52
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Oh, yeah. Making eye contact with you.
• 38:53
  >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. So that's. That's me closing out the show every time I
• 38:56
  have a guest. So, um, yeah, thank you all for listening.
• 39:00
  Go check out verbatim church and Tanner and all the stuff
• 39:02
  that he's got going on. Uh, this has been another episode of
• 39:05
  privy. Thanks again for listening. Keep pooping in the free world. Own your
• 39:08
  stink. And now don't forget to
• 39:11
  flush. And then I get to wander over
• 39:14
  here. This is
• 39:17
  the part where people are like, wait, you do this every time?
• 39:21
  Every time.
• 39:25
  >> Tanner Ferguson: Oh, nice.
• 39:30
  Love it.
• 39:31
  >> Hunter Hoover: You got a soup up plush for these
• 39:34
  purposes.