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Pilgrim Houseguests (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Garfield will not be seen tonight, but will return next
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  Speaker 1: week at its scheduled time.
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  Speaker 2: Guess it's time for our early mid-morning nap.
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  Speaker 1: Instead, stay tuned for the following Meltdown Horror Club Thanksgiving special,
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  Speaker 1: where you'll hear them say amazing things like this.
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  Speaker 3: Nowhere in this song do they mention Santa Claus or
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  Speaker 3: Jesus or presents or any of that crap.
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  Speaker 2: So, I say we take it back.
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  Speaker 4: Again, I didn't know that when I hit play, so
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, what am I getting into?
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  Speaker 3: I am nothing but a small child trying to operate
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  Speaker 3: like an adult. As far as I know, he's not
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  Speaker 3: an orangutan, but I'm kind of picturing it, and that
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  Speaker 3: makes it so much better.
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  Speaker 2: The metal clinking of shoe buckles.
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  Speaker 3: You stay over there, Kerr.
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  Speaker 1: We're keeping an eye on you. Semicolon? Colon?
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  Speaker 4: Exclamation point?
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  Speaker 2: Apostrophe.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, that one. I don't know the words anymore. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because it's like Halloween. Yeah, it's between the E's of
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  Speaker 3: all places. But it doesn't get rid of one. So
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  Speaker 3: is there a third E that she uses, but she
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  Speaker 3: decided to cut out so the weird Americans would understand
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  Speaker 3: what Halloween is?
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  Speaker 1: It would.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Being like, oh, hell yeah. Because it's in some big
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  Speaker 2: gorgeous villa period piece. It looks amazing once again. Spooky gothic.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I love that shit.
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  Speaker 4: They did make one Ikea joke because, of course, you did.
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  Speaker 3: So now he's like, well, murdering people, people like that
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  Speaker 3: in this country.
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  Speaker 1: So he's just kind of.
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  Speaker 4: He's not wrong.
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  Speaker 2: He's all in on this. And I'm like, more power
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 1: Keep making these things.
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  Speaker 4: And then once they got there, which was in a
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  Speaker 4: set of cabins in the woods, it became a pretty
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  Speaker 4: decent Friday the 13th ripoff.
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  Speaker 2: That's fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, complete with like masked serial killer.
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  Speaker 3: So I wondered, I was like, all right, they're crossing
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  Speaker 3: over that maybe now we're getting into more of a
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  Speaker 3: spooky territory versus stabbing people territory. So I like that
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  Speaker 3: she was our internal voice the entire movie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm just like, what?
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  Speaker 2: No, this is stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you doing this? And then we got the
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  Speaker 3: cranberry blood fake out.
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  Speaker 2: No, this movie, if you think about it too much, yes.
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  Speaker 2: You just gotta enjoy the ride and just accept. They're
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  Speaker 2: murderous pilgrims.
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  Speaker 3: They're, they're, uh.
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  Speaker 2: We should, we should have a board retreat. The Meltdown
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  Speaker 2: Horror Club.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all for that.
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  Speaker 2: But instead of going to the woods, we just sit
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  Speaker 2: on the couch and watch a bunch of movies.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to the woods. Popcorn, serial killer
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  Speaker 4: or not.
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  Speaker 2: Too many other things.
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  Speaker 1: Out there, yeah. Bugs. Sunlight? No, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh air?
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  Speaker 5: Gross.
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  Speaker 1: So go to MovieMeltdown.com and click on the link at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the page that says Join the Meltdown
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  Speaker 1: Horror Club. Then you'll be able to hear them talk
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  Speaker 1: turkey all year round.
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  Speaker 5: It's a quiet celebration with family and friends. A time
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  Speaker 5: for counting blessings. A time to make amends. There's a
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  Speaker 5: feeling all around you. You can hold it in your hands.
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  Speaker 5: Pass it round the table for all to understand Though
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  Speaker 5: tomorrow may take us far away