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Episode 40: Where Eagles Dare · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Jerry McBride, and I
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  Speaker 1: am looking now at a very warm and toasty Tom
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  Speaker 1: old man. Oh Jeeves Christ, you saw you're an insulated man.
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  Speaker 1: It's I tell you something. We I was to get
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  Speaker 1: it before the snow. Would you believe?
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  Speaker 2: The insulation forty six rolls of the stuff, and I
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  Speaker 2: was taking it, and of course your man rang me
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  Speaker 2: with I'll never get up that fucking away. This is
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  Speaker 2: gonna fucking down at chip because we're looking at his
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  Speaker 2: plaster slab and then empty void. I sent you on
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  Speaker 2: the picture to let you know empty void. So yes,
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  Speaker 2: we have been passing money into the ether for nearly
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  Speaker 2: five weeks now, but thankfully the insulation landed on and.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, I honestly can't believe. By the way, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show. I know I
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  Speaker 1: said I was Jerry and he was Tom, but we
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  Speaker 1: kind of left at that. Tom has recently received He's
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  Speaker 1: been sending me texts on WhatsApp, shown me the roles
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  Speaker 1: of insulation that he got for his new house, which
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  Speaker 1: I continue to wishue your helton and well being in Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Shaved a couple of years after my life hoping that
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  Speaker 2: shit last night.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gona tell you one thing I can't believe,
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  Speaker 1: for people that have been listening to us since Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you went through that real cold spell.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't tell me. You know, insulation in your attic?
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  Speaker 2: They yeah, yeah, on top of it, on top of it,
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah. But the only thing is they say, like,
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  Speaker 2: what is a sixty out sixty percent out or fifty
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  Speaker 2: out the ceiling? You know, fucking something like thirty out
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  Speaker 2: the walls and whatever the main there is twenty down
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  Speaker 2: the floor. So with the floor insulated, the walls insulator.
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  Speaker 2: But things got What happened was finding the right price
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  Speaker 2: for the stuff chair. And when I got it at
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  Speaker 2: the right price, it wasn't available to come to me
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  Speaker 2: this side of fucking Christmas nearly, So I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck did I do to? I buy a
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  Speaker 2: couple of fucking rolls, and.
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  Speaker 1: Well that was that was. That was an old tom.
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  Speaker 1: When I have it, when I have it in stocks, dear,
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  Speaker 1: when I don't have it in stock, it's cheap, Well
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  Speaker 1: they it was.
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  Speaker 2: It landed on and look at it. It's all going.
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  Speaker 1: All this to say Tom, you spent yesterday and the
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  Speaker 1: day before rolling out insulation in an attic, if I
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  Speaker 1: may say so, a bastard of a job.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? Jar? It's not half
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  Speaker 2: as it che as it used to be anywhay, and
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  Speaker 2: I never really bothered me. I've got ignorant o skin anyway,
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  Speaker 2: but it's never really about But it's actually grand now.
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  Speaker 2: It's closer to rock wood than anything else. But here's
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  Speaker 2: the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Never mind the rolling out and what
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  Speaker 2: people consider the itchiness and hoofing roads of this stuff
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  Speaker 2: up into the attic or whatever. It's my brain thinking
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  Speaker 2: I'm twenty one. I mean scooting into the fucking into
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  Speaker 2: corners like a fucking rat up a drain pipe. I
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  Speaker 2: was fucking flying it. I had music, fucking Blair and
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  Speaker 2: I was absolutely in my element flying it. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I got out of the.
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  Speaker 2: Forty six roads. We're up to thirty two. Don non
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  Speaker 2: essential parts are not covered. They will get happen. That
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  Speaker 2: will happen during the week. However, I woke up this morning, Erst.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up toasty, no doubt toasty. But I needed
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  Speaker 2: toast on this because my two legs looked like a
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  Speaker 2: fucking backwards Victorian fucking chair I had. My two feet
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  Speaker 2: were like those lions claw that you'd see under a bat.
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  Speaker 1: They were just.
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  Speaker 2: Every thing from the waist down was just crumpled into
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  Speaker 2: that backwards.
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  Speaker 1: Not backwards knee like knees like like what do you
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  Speaker 1: call the wheelad from Chronicles and Ironia that we goat dude,
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  Speaker 1: mister Tumblins, Yeah, mister Tumlins, that's exactly it.
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  Speaker 2: I was mister Tumblinson around for fun. And I had
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  Speaker 2: a long drive today, fucking four and a half hours
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  Speaker 2: of driving today, and I got out of that car
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  Speaker 2: like a man that did like like a newborn. Fucking
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  Speaker 2: mister Tumblins. My legs are, My back is fucked everything because,
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  Speaker 2: for but the gods of nine hours yesterday, I thought
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  Speaker 2: I was a young.
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  Speaker 1: Flip's listen, Tom, I gotta tell you, I wish you
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  Speaker 1: more success in your toasty house if anybody ever wants
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  Speaker 1: to deal with insulation, as Tom says, not as it
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  Speaker 1: as it used to be. I remember when we were
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  Speaker 1: we I mean real weed. It is one of my memory.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's pure glass, pure glass sheets about the back and
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  Speaker 1: we were playing with it was like the hard rigid
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  Speaker 1: sheets what these days, And there's ridge cheats out the back,
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  Speaker 1: and so were making slides of it, slideing up and down.
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  Speaker 1: But we were basically doing was just rolling around as
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  Speaker 1: best as for an hour. I'll never forget the h
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  Speaker 1: of that. Tom, Jesus, mother Mary don't ever remember having
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  Speaker 1: chicken pox right like that. But I remember playing with
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  Speaker 1: insulation for half an hour an hour, and Jesus, I
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  Speaker 1: never ever ever got over, dude.
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  Speaker 2: That insulation is still noking about because.
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  Speaker 1: Almost there, because it doesn't burn and it doesn't go bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm giving the price of it. I will travel
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  Speaker 2: manahad and get it if it's on the go.
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  Speaker 1: So just saying, well, you can remain insulated in your house,
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  Speaker 1: but you cannot remain insulated from the news this week
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  Speaker 1: because it's everywhere and luckily air wonderful reporting here on
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  Speaker 1: The Tom and Jerry Show takes a look at the
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  Speaker 1: weekly news every single week, only the big stories, though
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  Speaker 1: it takes a big one to punch true into what
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  Speaker 1: we call the weekly what have you. This is a
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  Speaker 1: very complicated case, mad You know, a lot of a
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  Speaker 1: lot of outs, a lot of what have you and uh,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of scrants to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, that's true, and we could have taken our fucking peak.
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  Speaker 1: Believe I believe there's some election shenanigans today.
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  Speaker 2: There's something happening today. I involves Conor McGregor or something.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I know.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, as you as we record, the people that are
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  Speaker 1: in the know, care to care know that we record
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  Speaker 1: on Mondays. So the inauguration took place Earlien today time.
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  Speaker 1: I was too busy to look at it. You'rely in
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  Speaker 1: insulation and driving about the place and I have you know,
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  Speaker 1: we're all busy people. What are you going to do,
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  Speaker 1: like stop in the middle of the day to watch
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  Speaker 1: a repeat, to watch a rerun repeat already from another continent.
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay, exactly, thanks very much.
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  Speaker 2: Watch the Irish one alone, Jesus Christ. I watched was
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  Speaker 2: Mary Robinson, I think, and we and everybody had perms.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I remember.
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  Speaker 1: General, I think you have The country was at that.
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  Speaker 1: But regardless of that, we're not gonna bother cover in
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  Speaker 1: the ordination of Donald Trump again, and we're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: cover the passing of David Lynch because come to find out.
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  Speaker 1: Neither me or Tom I've watched all that much of
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  Speaker 1: his stuff. But I'll tell you what we will cover, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: We will cover the grueling, heartbreaking, nerve shreddingly clean hours
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  Speaker 1: of apocalyptic doom that the United States had to go
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  Speaker 1: through when TikTok shut down. I mean, I know there's
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of play here, Tom, and I'll get
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  Speaker 1: through its quick.
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  Speaker 2: To get back if you can't, if you can't believe, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So TikTok, as as as we know, is a funny
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  Speaker 1: we video thing, right, yes, but it's from China, and
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  Speaker 1: there were concerns that too many American people were using
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  Speaker 1: it being exposed to Chinese propaganda. I gotta tell you, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: anytime I went on TikTok, it was not Chinese propaganda
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  Speaker 1: that was getting me. It was the most absolute, mundane,
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  Speaker 1: useless videos you've ever seen in your life. Curiously, Morrish,
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  Speaker 1: I must say, like brain jelly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's and that's that's why the Chinese limited
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  Speaker 2: to forty minutes a day to their users.
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  Speaker 1: But in America people go for bananass. Just put it,
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  Speaker 1: put it on. Well as best as I can understand,
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump called for a banning of TikTok last time
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  Speaker 1: he was in office, and as is the speed of
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  Speaker 1: these things in America, and it gives me a little
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  Speaker 1: hope to him that it takes America four years to
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  Speaker 1: do anything. You know, there's not going to be a
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  Speaker 1: quick turnaround on anything. One would hope. It took four
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  Speaker 1: years for the Biden administration to action the TikTok ban,
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  Speaker 1: and Jill Biden did it on his last kick of
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  Speaker 1: the ball, tom and he did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the day before He's like, I'm gonna do it,
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  Speaker 2: don't Joe, don't.
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  Speaker 1: Turn around. Donald Trump says, the first thing I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: when I'm getting back into the presidency is I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to reinstate TikTok, which he called the band to begin with.
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  Speaker 1: And TikTok, Yeah, we're back in business, baby, thanks to
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  Speaker 1: the new President Trump, and TikTok was back. You did
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  Speaker 1: not miss a lunch break.
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  Speaker 2: I looked it up to see if you know there
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  Speaker 2: was because a time or two during the week I'll
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  Speaker 2: look it up because I put videos up and just
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  Speaker 2: to see as old a new tickets or whatever on it.
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  Speaker 2: But I looked it up and all it was was
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  Speaker 2: like Australian fuckings one You're gonna a fucking away the
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  Speaker 2: Near America.
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  Speaker 1: Basically just gon back and look at it. All I
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  Speaker 1: was seeing was.
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  Speaker 2: Like bogan blokes who invented new things like you get
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  Speaker 2: this fac it happens to be and the cats Timber.
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  Speaker 1: I can I can imagine your algorithm is about the
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  Speaker 1: same as mine. It's all I get on my TikTok
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  Speaker 1: reels more and there's in a second, but all I
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  Speaker 1: get on my TikTok reels is a mix of surviving
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  Speaker 1: in the forest, water slides and large chest large chested women.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's almost and I have a smattering of the
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  Speaker 2: Roman Empire. That's pretty much mine. And I won't lie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm down for all of that.
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  Speaker 1: See Tommy, here's the thing. You are a tick. You
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  Speaker 1: are a tick. You are a Yeah, I'm a TikToker.
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm a TikTok. Yeah adjacent.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I put up videos, but I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a content creator like people. Some people make a full
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  Speaker 2: time job out of this this carry on like I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I don't. I'm I'm assuming they
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  Speaker 2: get sponsorship for stuff. But I saw an incredible thing
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  Speaker 2: they showed up. They showed up a uh footage from China,
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  Speaker 2: which you never really see, like, you know, because China's
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a closed clothes shop, and they showed
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  Speaker 2: all these well dressed kids or you could have call
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  Speaker 2: them and people sitting under a bridge a flyover with
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  Speaker 2: their ring lights and or camera set up that breaks
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  Speaker 2: of them, like and I thought of the queuing for
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  Speaker 2: a concert or something. And what it turns out is
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: if you create your content regardless of what it is,
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  Speaker 2: if you're just reading postery from fucking WBS or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: but if you post it in an area that is affluent,
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  Speaker 2: it gets more.
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  Speaker 1: Like yes, of course, of course, so they're they're just
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  Speaker 1: sort of hanging around high rise blocks, even if they
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  Speaker 1: don't live in them.
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  Speaker 2: And and you know what, here's the thing, here's the
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  Speaker 2: thing I tested today. Now could have been the time
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  Speaker 2: of the day, it could have been what people were into.
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  Speaker 1: I reposted.
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  Speaker 2: I took it down from maybe two months ago, an
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  Speaker 2: older video stand up, and I put it up and
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  Speaker 2: it had triple the views because I was in South
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  Speaker 2: Dublin today when I posted it. So I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, did I have location turned on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it was just the kind of
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  Speaker 2: a uh huh. Maybe that's the thing, right, Are we
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  Speaker 2: being disadvantaged because I'm in the country, And is that
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  Speaker 2: a thing?
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  Speaker 1: Possibly?
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  Speaker 2: Is?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you possible to I'm very possible. I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they'll do it and they can do to
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  Speaker 1: keep a culture down. I'm gonna tell you that much.
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  Speaker 2: I always said that Jerry, and very geography against us.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that out loud now because I've
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  Speaker 2: been thinking that for years. And you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: the Chinese and me, we've got a history.
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  Speaker 1: You know that you're but look, it doesn't doesn't need
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  Speaker 1: to be repeated to everybody. You're in your history with
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  Speaker 1: the Chinese, damn near.
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  Speaker 2: At this stage it's it's front page news as far
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  Speaker 2: as anybody else concerned. But I it was an experiment
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  Speaker 2: to put up. But I didn't realize because I do.
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  Speaker 2: I give a fuck of a social media platform falls
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  Speaker 2: into the ocean, car, I don't. I don't take any
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  Speaker 2: of them seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I get it if you're a child or
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  Speaker 2: you know, weak of mind and you're like bullying, it's
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  Speaker 2: not really You've never been fucking clattened in the jaw
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  Speaker 2: in real life, if you think that that's fucking art.
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  Speaker 2: But that's why I never take it seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Like there was abusive stuff said to me.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, okay, I've literally been called the fuck
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  Speaker 2: most horrendous things you've ever seen down off a scaffold
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  Speaker 2: from fucking villas who wanted to drop a comcry block
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  Speaker 2: on my head. But there maybe that's just me. So
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  Speaker 2: I never really got that, and I just didn't at
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  Speaker 2: no point that I think it was gonna last, because
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  Speaker 2: of course it was just a fucking it's not even
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  Speaker 2: a chess moves, like you take it down, well, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna put it back up because I'm mister papular right now.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: I honestly swapsy is like last last.
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  Speaker 2: Time round, it was like I'm taking it down and
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  Speaker 2: putting it back up.
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  Speaker 1: It genuinely baffled me, Tom, and we don't get political
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  Speaker 1: on this podcast, but it genuinely baffles me as to
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  Speaker 1: why the Biden administration would take away something that young
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: people love and only just teeing Donald Trump up to
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: hand it back to them. I mean, like, if you're wondering,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: like you know, with TikTok and and whatnot on the
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  Speaker 1: youth of this day. And just I'll just give you
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  Speaker 1: another sentence. Imagine, ah, imagine George Bush had taken away
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  Speaker 1: MTV the day before Bill Clinton was elected. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's just what they've done here. I can't figure it
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  Speaker 1: out myself.
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  Speaker 2: I can't either, But then again.
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  Speaker 1: On a political podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But that's why it's not a political podcast, because neither
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  Speaker 2: one of us know why in folks name, any of
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  Speaker 2: them do anything, because.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is it too, I mean, not the battlement
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  Speaker 1: of viewer. I will say, And here's the thing I
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  Speaker 1: want to say to you, Tom TikTok will gone for
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  Speaker 1: a grueling fourteen hours. But here's what I want to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Everything's TikTok. TikTok is just short form videos, right, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well you've got Instagram reels, you've got short videos on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: YouTube now has a whole little segment and it's all
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  Speaker 1: vertically shot videos. Yes, it's just like it's just like
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  Speaker 1: you can crisps. It's just one after the others, just
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  Speaker 1: McDonald's fries. Then even notice you're watching them one after
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  Speaker 1: the other, so you're not hurting for a funny video
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  Speaker 1: to look at it, or a mildly divert But what
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  Speaker 1: gets to me, Tom is the Internet didn't used to
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  Speaker 1: be like this. But I will admit that the Internet,
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  Speaker 1: you and I know that the world knows now was
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: built on a solid foundation of videos of people falling
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  Speaker 1: on the earth. That I really want to.
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  Speaker 2: Say that in cats now, that that and cats falling
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  Speaker 2: under hole and cats and.
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  Speaker 1: Bunny cats and funny dogs and people fallen on the
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  Speaker 1: hole built the because who doesn't like it? And it
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  Speaker 1: is so amazing now to see like the richest people
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  Speaker 1: in the world own these sites and they've got massive
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: political sway and what they're ruling over is an empire
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  Speaker 1: that basically you've been framed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeremy Bedle and his tiny hand there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Just that is that, that is what the is today.
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  Speaker 1: You've been framed, if we.
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  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, You got to the
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  Speaker 2: center of the cabal, you know what I mean, the Illuminati,
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  Speaker 2: and it was just like this be huge, like you know,
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  Speaker 2: titanium built building and you got to the very center
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  Speaker 2: of it and sitting in like an evil chair like
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  Speaker 2: crying from the fucking was and he's spun around and
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  Speaker 2: it's Jeremy Beadle running fucking thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's Jeremy Beadle's head floating in the jar and he's.
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  Speaker 2: Like and he's tiny hand and floating in the other jar.
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  Speaker 1: The like I said, it fathers me that we're losing
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  Speaker 1: this planet because of you've been framed, or for our
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: American listeners, the five of them that we have, you've
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  Speaker 1: been framed with what was known what you guys would
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  Speaker 1: call America's funniest home videos, was called you've been framed
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  Speaker 1: over here for reasons. Nobody has ever explained to me
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  Speaker 1: what the hell you've been framed means. What I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you've been framed like for a crime picture on the TV.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you're famous now you've been framed. I
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  Speaker 1: never figure that out.
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  Speaker 2: The only like I because I don't think of the
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  Speaker 2: internet really has been really really, but it is. I
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  Speaker 2: guess if you're hearing people's voices, seeing their face and
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  Speaker 2: they're telling truth and whatever else fair enough, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's stuff like there's education stuff on TikTok, like fellas,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: milk and cows. There's lads, you know, plaster walls and
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Yeah, there's something I say education. It's
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: brain bubble gum too. But at the same time, I
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: didn't realize that there was two hundred and sixty thousand
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: people making a good living in America as full time TikTokers.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: So it was kind of gone on that basis that
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Kind of gone offer only purely because that's a real number.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Do you know if it's a real number, that's a
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: real thing of people. Oh that's your job. Ah fuck Jesus, right, Jesse.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I feel bad enough that somebody just it harked back
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: to the before times.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know, I'm going to tell you. I'm going
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: to tell you Tom, if it was the eighties Bruce
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Springsteen to be writing a song about them, they should
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: know the TikTok the man heard, since they should down
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: the ticktok.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I think Ristimore might might throw it on there.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Just for the help of it. I'm an ordinary TikToker.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm very content creator ring lights. Do I have to
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: eat these Japanese swishes? Well, we hope everybody gets over
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: their loss of TikTok, and we hope those two hundred
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: and eighty thousand souls who have their jobs back and
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: are almost certainly not fucking doses. Have a wonderful twenty
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: twenty five. But enough, Tom, Don't you know about those lads,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: because that's you know, there's those lads and these lads
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: and them lads. But every week and I wanted them.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to rush out of the TikTok conversation here,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: but I want to get talking about this, Okay. I
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: know every week there's this lad. Now there's that guy.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this lad like you you had mentioned at
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Lynch at the top. He was he was the create
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: was he the creator twin peaks? He died this week,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, poor drop on the pavement for
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: him and Lord of mercy on him. We don't want
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: to turn into a I suppose arbituaries podcast. It is
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: nice to recognize whatever, you know, people who have done
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: some cool ship back in the day.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: But but there you go. But you know, rather than
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: talk about a man that has died, you wanted to
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: talk and I hastily agreed. Wanted to talk about a
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: man who's living his life to the fullest right now.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Oh it's full.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: When we say this, lad, we mean it literally in
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: this case.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: For for anybody who there's lads to go around in
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: this there's a there's actually lads despair.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: This is like a Russian doll of lads on this one,
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: because there's a few lads inside this story.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Well, Tom, do you want to do? You want to
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: just read out the headline that you sent to me?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Because that thing just kept going and going and going.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I'll read out the headline I sent to you, right,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just let me just go back to I'll read
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: out the headline I sent to you, right, because the
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: plot thickens. So Italian club Latzio fires falconer for posting
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: pictures of his penis and like, what a fucking silly
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Not just.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: His penis, Tom, yeah, not his penis implant.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Implant Now for questions spring up as take us through
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a parliament upon there. So essentially we'll get it. We'll
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: get it out of the way. First posted pictures and
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: videos of his mockey, right, he was after getting an
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: implant in his mockey. Now, this can be a medicinal thing.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: They make them only in the road here in Boston
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Scientific and Cammell. They make a little pneumatic pump that
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: goes into the flute that will stand it to attention.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Do you know any I do? Could they get me like,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: could they get me in Matriots? I have already asked.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I did a six week course for them and I
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: got absolutely paid, but I got no discount when it
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: comes to Mickey pumps.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this is it. They did show me one. They
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: did show me figure it out.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: And it was interesting think that they fit this whole
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: fucking terminator's arm inside. I'm like, okay, is that the
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: large version?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this fellow, so this chap. Now we we we
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: lost the West. There's there's so much headline that you
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: know we're inevitably gonna class over something. But it is
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the team Lazio, the Italian football team soccer team.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Famous fame and made famous by Syria that we banned
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: during the nineties. On Monday Night, I think he used
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: beyond on Artie and I would open with the commentator,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: as Latin commentators tend to be fairly bumped up, and
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: he'd go, go Lats that's right.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: And Lazio was where Paul gask went to play when
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: he played Nile. That's right spot on. So this this
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: gentleman is there and I'm gonna read this again. He
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: is their falconer.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: He's a falconer when I read it first and went
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: all right, because you know at stadiums have to have
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: falconers to keep the fucking pigeons away.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I remember what, Tom, No, don't just just throw that
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: right there. Of course, you know all stadiums have falcons.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: They have them.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: I've seen they have them in the the the underground
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: in London as well. I saw a guy load of
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: TikTokers and whatnot. We're videoing this guy who is calling
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: down this absoute fucking beast of a bird who was
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: after scaring the living piss out of every pigeon in
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: the place.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly our kids. And is this okay, okay,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I keep jumping in. Is this a working is there's
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: a working fault.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: It's not a fucking falcon at all. This man is
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: not actually well okay, they call him falconers when you
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: hand and you can handle a bird of prey. I
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: don't know why the falcon got fucking front and center that.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: You know, you could have a house with any board prey.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: But this is actually the mascot for Latzio, which.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Is an eagle. Wasn't familiar with the Tom wouldn't have guessed.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: That giant big and it's to me, it looks like
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: an American Ball League, right, it.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Looks like a bald eagle. It looks like you know,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Georgian the eagle from the freaking Muppets.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or the Yorks you see landed on Alaskan Fisherman's
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: TikTok fucking videos. Anyway, this guy, Juan Banabe, let's you know,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: his eagle mascot handler. Who's fired and Monday, a few
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: hours after he posted his graphic penis, graphic photos of
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: his genitalia.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Now they let him go.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And you know he was he was there for fifteen
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: fucking years, but he was recovering from surgery.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Now he might have been. He was in surgery for
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: fifteen years.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: He's living in They had him living on site at
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: the training ground. He was full time with this out
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: bird and he'd fly it after home games and the
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: odd special game abroad. He'd bring it on the bus
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and he'd fucking fly it around the place and.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: It's come back.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I mean a great gig. You keep your powder dry
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: when you have a fucking gig like that. The board
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: was only required at home games. Let's say fifty percent
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: of their fucking matches. Of this fell had to work
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: fly the board. The bird did all the work, flew
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: around the stadium.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody went. A job for lifetime, a job for life,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: for life.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Nobody's getting the foot in the door with this thing.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Your man's in there.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: You don't need a vice falconer, you need one gay.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah you see that, and that job for life. So
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: he goes for the surgery, has this surgery.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I was feeling sorry for him because I thought, jus
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the bold they were gonna pump put in. He got
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a name plan put in that wasn't medicinal. Let me
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: tell you, Tom, I he sent me this.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Article about an hour or two ago, and I was
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: running around the test and one thing, and I was like,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: it's a wonderful headline. Let's chat and and with a
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: lot of the things with the Tom and Jerry show,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: we like to keep it fresh for the show. Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I'm only just after right now looking up mister kwan
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Bernabe for he is he the falconer. And it's quite
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the machine he got, Tom, I didn't is it is it?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: It's the funniest thing. I don't know if I can
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: even share it on the socials. Talk us through with
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the mechanics of this yoke Like it's not a picture, right,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: it's not a picture. It's like a little video and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it's like it is like he put it up on
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: his Instagram story detailing this journey. So you see pictures
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: of him like meeting the doctors, and then like I
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: been putting around his tage just a little if you
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: can imagine second long clips and then you don't see
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: any of the surgery taking place, and then you see
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the end results and it works. Tom, I gotta tell
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you tell the boys up the road that there that
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: their pumps work. Okay, I'm gonna send it to you
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: now on WhatsApp. I want your live reaction to watching
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: gig Boy. Now, I gotta tell you, Tom, you're gonna see.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, now who who fitted this for him? Did you
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: see who fitted it for him?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: This is a surgeon, like a legitle surgeon in a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: in a in a guess so guess who he's a
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: surgeon for. No, that's you. He's there doing crucial ligaments
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: and these turns around and goes hang on there one
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you want you need a Oh my god, So.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: It transport that he was being fired as well. But
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: he just went the other day, he went on on
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: radio to go, no, they can't fire me. I'm not contracted.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I only tip in into the odd job from Yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: the odd mickey job.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: From nicky job. Tom, do you have your what'sap on
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: your computer?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: One second?
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Now here we go, here we go. Oh my god, Jesus,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: now raise yourself cast.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Jesus christis is going to be fucking rick. Okay, he
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: looks happy anyway. Yeah, they're giving it the yeah. Oh
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: oh there's music. Oh there's music. Just a quick flash
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: of his fucking that's strange.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It's not even it's it's like it's like he was
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: sending a picture to like someone he was curt and
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: he has his phone down if you can imagine his
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: phone down underneath his fully pumped up mickey and he's
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: giving the tombs up like wark grand he look at this,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and the thing is he was like ready for action.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: It must be said, oh yeah, fucking greased up and everything.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: He's he's had a he's a history this like because
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you just saw the next video
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: that came up immediately on his media on X that
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: you just sent me there because no, no, I was
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: was enough for me. Oh no, because back in twenty
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: twenty one, Lasio suspended him. Back then because he was
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: filmed at the pitch with the fucking eagle on his
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: arm two crowded supporters cheering in support of Dictator Benito Mussolini.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: B Abbe was also defending himself in the instance, saying
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Mussolini did great things for Italy. I mean like keep
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: your fucking powder dry, for the love of Jesus.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Christ, one shot at a job for life, and here
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you go, he's handling eagles one day and handle is
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: cocking it the next. You know, sports boards boards. I mean,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I don't that.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Even the doctor was fucking rage and would have been
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: suggested that he might get fired because he fired back
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: at the radio station. And here I'm someone who goes
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: to church every Sunday. I've not missed it in sixty
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: seven years. And I have an error approach, error.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Hip prop.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I have good behavior from all points of view. I
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: fight battles to change and moralization and you have to
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: behave in that way. I mean, there could be something
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: lost in translation there, but what in all fuck is
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: he going on about like he's putting Mickey pumps in,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Like I get it, you're making fellows fucking happier.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: But this fellow didn't need it. It was it's medicinal.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: So is his next step porn? Like that? It can
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: only be porn and long form porn, like you know
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: what I mean, like long podcast? You hear like three
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: and four hours?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's going for?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Like just put plug in the batteries to flip the
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: switch and go like the like fucking look, I can't.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Say, Tom, but the skies. I gotta tell you, the
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: sky is the limit for this dude. And and you know,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: part of me is just going, I'm a different person
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm not Italian. But if I had that kind
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: of surgery time, I don't think that I would shout
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: about it all that much.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Not when you have like could be one thing. If
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: you're on the door, you're going, I could get a
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: gig in porn. Let's make it famous. But but I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: love how he cut together a video like it's not put.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Together a real time. We put together a TikTok. Didn't
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: see it. They were down for fourteen hours, but it wasn't.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Even that he actually put it actually had text and
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: everything at the top, at the top like title text.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my Italian is shaky, so I'm gonna have to
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: learn what that is. I got Italia, Lattio. It's me
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Benie Seal. Once again, we have got the handle to Aurman,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: mister Bernarbe and Tom. Should they have fired him?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you have to be seen to make
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: a move.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, you go, you fucking hate it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: But here's the.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Second they were orn that that, you know.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: To the radio station. What the fuck now we're going
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: to go to home matches? And they hadn't.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It would seem fans had no problem bringing into the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: radio station.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: They like it. Here's the thing, where's our eg How again,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that an eagle was the mascot
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: of Latzio. Seems a strange mascot to me, it must
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: be said. So I don't know that he is known
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: as mister Eagle or there's one babe with the eagle.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: People know him. He's a known commodity. He's like this
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus to the kids. Everybody knows man. Then he's
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: got his two out online. But I can't you know,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: part of me is saying like he's not a star player.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: He's not like your midfielder or anything like that, so
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you know who cares that hee. But then again, if
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: you're in a high profile place, Tom, you know, maybe
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you know you just can't take you too, let wherever
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: See. I think it's that he's not high profile. If
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: the eagle had his cockout, then that might be a story.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: They probably passed that and go eagle, you know what
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, Like, so eagles be eagle if you know
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: what I mean, this guy, so we can get another
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: fucking eagle handler, he'll be fine. And to be fair,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: i'd say since doing the mussoliny thing and doing the
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: old kind of Hitler saluting and all the rest of.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It, well yeah, I mean, like Jesus not, you know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: not even anything else. I didn't the Mussolini stuff, Tom
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: is news to me and we this lad is so
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: mental that we haven't even got time to push that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Oh wait now, Jerry, we haven't. We haven't pulled back.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: We haven't pulled back all all.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: This sort of surgical gowns just yet. He hasn't left
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: that's your stadium yet. He's barricaded himself as we speak,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: probably propping his new knob against the fucking door.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: But he's jammed his now up against the doors. Chama,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: it's the door.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: He's still in the stadium. They're trying to get him
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: out peacefully, but he's barricaded himself into the fucking where
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the living quarters.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And this he ain't leaving.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: He's like Wolf of Wall Street, Mickey a wall Street.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: He ain't fucking he ain't leaving. It's gonna take a
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: fucking swat him to get me out of here.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Me and my new rod.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: It's got an e on his arm that's gonna attack
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: anybody that comes in.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: He's he's, he's, he's butchering Sundance. He's he's. He's just
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: jammed into the into the Kelly.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: In it there. He's got he's got a new he's
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: got his new rod, and he is ready for action.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: And are they gonna Are they gonna storm the place
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and like shoot shoot shoes too, lof or something.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know, i'd have you'd have to shoot, Like
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: you can't get into a fist fight with a guy
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: with a rod rod on him, Like you can't. I mean,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: that's the worst case scenario, you've got to fight a
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: guy who's got his a rage and horn.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: You can't, he said. And now he's gotta he's got
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: an eagle.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Like he's gotta he's eagle to do what. You don't
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: know what. So far, it's just been like fly over
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: there and fly back there. Do you know what happened
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: in eagle perched on his cap. Oh my good god.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: That's that's actually the whole reason behind it. He just
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: got a new perch for and now he's got two
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: free hands to do the hitler. He can just walk
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: around with the birds sitting on it like a brunch.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: He went. This dude went on a radio ad radio ad,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: a radio show called Lesonzara on Monday, which I guess
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: his last Monday. Sorry that this this is this tuk
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a while getting to us. It was flown to us
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: by Raven the stull Boards today and he says that
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: he has no regrets about sharing the photos of his
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: penis on his social media accounts. He is doubling down
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: on this, it seems to.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Did you know what?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: That's pure Italian, wasn't it? Where He's like, I didn't
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: want to take it there. But he has pretty an Italian,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: isn't it. There is no tomorrow with this guy. It's like,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: absolutely not. He is a rock star.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, no regrets. I don't see any downside
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: to what's what I've done. Nothing, there's absolutely no regrets.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Like even take a word step, not a backward step,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: but the cyber step man. Yeah, look, I mean I
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: got the thing. Maybe I should have phot it up
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: on so.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: But no, he's unrepentant. He would have shown them twice
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: as much. Mickey would have as much propification. I think
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: it's uh.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I think possibly it's a new perch he's after creating.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: There if you didn't need it medicinally, the mad fucker
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: gotta put like I don't know why the doctor put
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: it in. Like, but then again, when you have like
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: the Brighter, you know, Wilgenstein and these absolute freak shows
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: you see getting stuff down to their face, You're like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: what kind of unscrupulous bastard did that?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know when it comes to doctor tom
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: paper won't refuse ink if you rock up and sake
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: me here, I want yeah, yeah, can I get it?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Can I get a rod engine and a dick engine
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: put in.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Please? Can I get a timporary special?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Can I get a straight out of clan mill?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Can get Can I get the the Klan melt drive system?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Implanted in my rod Well, we wish him best in
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: what seems to be headed towards a fiery shootout and
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: his ultimate demise. But that's that, lad, that's you know
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: this lad fighter Tom Burn bright Burn short you know
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: ye good man, good man ju We wish you the
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: best in in your peanut ll endeavors. And there you go, Tom.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: That brought us to towards the end of the Tom
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show with only one small thing to discuss
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: before we go. And when I say discuss, Tom, I
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: mean break down into an absolute right.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Don't stop.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's well worth it. I think I
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: think it's worth now. So here is another doing that
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: transpired this week, and we didn't put it into the
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: end of the weekly what I have because it didn't
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: we didn't investigate all that closely. But the Ga Catfish
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: re emerged Tom. The GA Catfish being an online person
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: who catfished several people over the course of the number
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: of years, and as was detailed in the two Johnny's podcast,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the two Johnny's friends of the podcast. Here. They're a
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: pair of culture lads that tell funny stories on a podcast.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Not quite as far as Mickey Production, but they're they're
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: up the road from here.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Two good, good lads. I can't see a catching on, lads,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but you know It'sduitmark pleas see how you get on?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: You keep going, you know, listen to the back episodes
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: if you need any any any any help with that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: So this this young lady catfish people for those of
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: you who don't know what catfishing is, and I can't
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: quite I can't quite get the it was the etymology
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: of the origin of the word just quite right. But
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I should go get my wife.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: She knows because there was a show on MTV called Catfish,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: that's right, nine or ten years ago and ever so
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: after she put on this brain bubble gum and she
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: would watch it the same guys as ninety day, I fance,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: you know these other eggs on the.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Beach and all this kind of as best as I
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: can understand, the tom catfish and gets its origins from
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: coaching catfish. You know that crack where you lay on
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: the river bank and you put your hand in the water,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and you know, the school commands over because it thinks
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: like it's worms or some such, but you thought it
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: was worms. Surprise, it's my hand and you're in the pan.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: So so be it with catfishing. In the world of
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: online dating, you see a pretty picture of a pretty
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: lady or a handsome fellow on a dating profile, you
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: say you're a dude, You strike up a conversation, you
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: arrange to do X, Y and Z and lo, and behold,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: turns out, not their picture, not their personality. You've been had.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: You've been taken. You have been catfished.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Not like Jeremy Beidles, You've been framed. But then again,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: you have kind of been framed. Could be another name
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: for it, couldn't.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: It could be another name for it, you know. And
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: by all the kounts, the GA catfish is the one
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: of the country's post notory A catfishes for doing this,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: and several have fallen foul of fake profiles, fake all this,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: fake all this and the other. And what I say
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: to you now, Tom, I'm gonna put that to one side.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: GA catfish. We're not going to talk too much about it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: But catfishing in general led us to this subject, and
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: that is you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I don't believe anybody got catfished when you were meeting
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: people in pubs. It'd be tough enough. I mean you
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you could.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: I mean you spawn yarns. There's no doubt about that.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: You are spinning yarns. But it's your head in the face.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: It's your head in that face, in that presence. You
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: couldn't be one of these people that goes on an
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: online dating profile and say, yeah, I'm six ft two
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: and rock up in your fire for night. Yeah, because
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: you're in front of me and I can see you're
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: not six for two. I don't know why I'm tatting
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: up a man in this scenario.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: There are scenarios where I have been would you shift
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: my friend? That's her over there, and you're going with horror, Yeah, horror,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: and then as you you know, teenage dis because you
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: walk over horror makes for the fucking the soft drinks
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: bar and it's.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Clearly not her that they were talking about. You know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I never felt fullow that one, Tom, but I reckon
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: that's a whole nother crime. Jesus Mother, Mary Well, to
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: be fair, you know what in for a penny, in
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: for a pound, you just plow walk that far as it. Yeah,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: dive in, dive in. My question to you now is this, Tom,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: we're both married, man. You haven't got no no, yeah,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: of course not, you know you know, especially honestly, Yes,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: but Dan near spend as much time talking to you, Tom.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing the argument for today is, is
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: online dating any sort of replace replacement for good old
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: fashioned meeting someone in a pub. Well, I know what
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: they look like, who they are. I thought you were
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: a good looking and I came over. You seem nice.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I have been talking to you in real time, so
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I know you're not feeding responses into AI and just
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: feeding me back a load of shit. You know, I'm
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: not saying nobody ever didn't get scammed or lose money
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: out of it. And I'm not saying, you know, I
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: think as bad a catfish as you'd ever get. Was like,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you know, if a lady, if you saw a lady
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: and she didn't have all her makeup, or she wasn't
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: there stop on her finery, and you're like, oh, you're
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: lot shorter and your hair is different all that, but
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that would be about it. Still a nice woman, you know.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, look, there there's always been what
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: we used to describe as young flous. We call them
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: decepticons because because our twenty twenties from twenty feet we
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: had twenty miles an hours as a cracker. Like, but yeah,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: I remember dating girl absolutely youngful at the time. And
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I said dating she wouldn't know what we were doing whatever.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: But I genuinely and I mean this hand on heart,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: met her one day. She went to a different school.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I'd never met her.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: It's during school time. It was kind of you know,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: local discus and stuff like that.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I met her.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Up the town and I say, I met her, I
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: knew her friend, and I did not recognize her, like
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: and it's she has a friend. Had to say it
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: out loud of it ha.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Level. There was that level of decepticon going on. But
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I will I remember. I remember. I remember like school
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: curtain where like if you're going to a non alco disco.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah the disco is not alcoholic, but the bus on
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: the way there.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: So if it was if it was lastly from another
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: school and you just met her there, but like if
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you met her during the week of a Wednesday after
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: and you were voting your school uniforms and there was
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: like no makeup policies in the school and all this
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: kind of crack. And she went to another school, so
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you went all that certain of who she was, what
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: she looked like. That's it's exactly the scenario. Yeah right,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But here's what I'm going to tell you, Tom. At
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: no point in any of that would I have signed
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: over large amounts of money to that woman.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Fucking blows my mind. I don't know actually enough about
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: the GA one or anything like that.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: The one I got. Fishing in general is generally a
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: scam to or or can be sorry, not generally generally.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: It's just like you know, I you know, and that's
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: normally what it is. It's normally in infatuation with fame.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But there's a great instances where there are scams. You know,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: let's let's let's let's see how you would make that
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: work in early two thousands, character across pre Internet, character across.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: That's the luck, that's the look on that one.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I tell you what I I And I think I've
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: probably mentioned this before, and how to pull a pull
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: a woman or a woman pull a man. I think
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: we were talking about it before, but I hosted a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: singles night last year, more so more so because I
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: just I needed a new material for a new show,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: and I want you got to do these new experiences,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: and I was, you know what, I thought this would
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: be a bit of crack. I like the people that
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: were organizing it. They were good eggs, and it seemed
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: to be coming from a very good place and not
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: trying to exploit people or anything like that. But Jerry,
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing, if you wanted to exploit them,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: you fucking could have. This was a room. And I'm
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: not going to say all of them, but about eighty
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: two percent of them were absolutely fucking dying for it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: A very specifics. That's I'm good with that, though. I'm
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: good with numbers, Like when it comes to that, I'm
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: walking around going, oh, we could have charged you three
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: times the ticket price.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: We could have charged your double and kick you out
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: of a half time and you wouldn't give out Like
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: this was crazy.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Not just because they were desperate to find love. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: think they were just all of them sick up to
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: their whole of things like the possibility of catfish and
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: ghost and fucking you know whatever. Other turns there are,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: but Tinder had given everybody a giant pain in their
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: collective ballock. And you know what I mean?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: And there and and Tom, do you feel like there
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: was a yearning in the room to return to simpler times.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Because I gotta tell you, hey, this was a speed
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: this was speed datinger, and it was they were, I mean,
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: and I had nothing to do with speed dating thing.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: I just hosted the night. They had had told a
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: few jokes, fucking chatted with a few people, did crowd work.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Then I hosted a very funny blind day thing. But
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: like I think I told you this already, Like I
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: we picked the names that random out of a hat,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: and one girl's name that call I called it or
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: the girl with me she called it out another girl,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: this girl came barreling to the stage to be like
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: girl number three, and I went, anyway, we'll call her,
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: you know, just sent to how are you? Oh, my
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: name is not sent is Karen. I'm like, okay, yeah, no,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I don't care who you sent is.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I was being number three, so we're doing that. She
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: was given my hook by crookeds me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Was still halfway through a fucking a trot to the
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: stage when she realized this very determined bird.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: She got lapped. Oh she got lapped, I mean on
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: your left.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: And it was only when I interviewed her that you know,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: what are you looking for in your man? And the
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: other two girls had been pretty, you know, you know,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: somethingly like mind, you know, like walks in the park,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: you know, reads a book, and you know, Margarite doesn't
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: getting caught in the rain and all the rest of
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: it and gets She's like, I'm just fucking sick of
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: bringing in my own fucking sticks for the fire.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Tom.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: You know, I was gonna take her on a fucking
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: date myself, like Jesus Christ on she was like, she's
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: gripping the sides of the seat, like I just fucking
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: sick of And.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Like I said, and you, you and I we kind
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: of exist in the fulcrum of of of all things
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: that's been born in the eighties for you, Tom, But
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: we we we we're on both sides of the of
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: the rise of internet dating and out on the other side,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: even I would say from my wife right now, we
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: didn't meet online. We met in real life and chet
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: chatted and all that. But then most of our early
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: courting and conversations and whatnot took place, you know, on Facebook,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Messenger or whatnot, my wife, you know, that sort of
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: way where the Internet hadn't become a tool to find women,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: but it was what you did instead of text and
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you did instead of calling the woman's house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: So it definitely had its place, and it was it
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: had its place. Yes, it was kind of a perfect
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: medium for you go okay, what exactly?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, because you'd met this person and you got you
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: were like, yeah, okay, absolutely, yes.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: In real time you're you're writing back and forth and
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Because attach was based in the UK.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I was here and I was perfect.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was at no point was there wasn't.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there was dating size people were probably making
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: a fortune at the time off.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: In as much as the in as much as there
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: was mailing, dating in the back of Ireland's own and
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: lonely yeah, and that sort of stuff was starting out
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: online or looking.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Woman yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Would like to meet uh and and you can get
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: And then you moved online and you were chatting online.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: You're like, ah, you were as lovely as you looked.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: How about that? Let's meet up and do X, Y
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: and Z and all this kind of crack and I
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: reckon like after that it gets into you know, a
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: little bit of a dicey territory where there are people
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: who can exploit those who are lonely and looking for love,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: which is which is like slim pick slim pickings and
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: what's the word I'm looking for? Easy pickings?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: You know? Yeah?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: They're vulnerable, like you're vulnerable. You're vulnerable. You're a vulnerable person.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Who's there.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Here's a chick, shocking, fucking hungry, hungry, you know what
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Here's a nice looking last year, here's a handsome man
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and they're chatting to me. What do you know? What's
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: that you? Oh, you don't have money to come out tonight?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to want me to forward to
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: the price of a of a taxi? Here you go,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: fifty euro seems dear for a taxi now? But okay,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: but like, okay, fifty year O lovely, Oh you couldn't
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: get a taxi? That's what I'm going to ask them
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: for the fifty year O back and so on and
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: so forth and so backwards.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Ok.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It's a good one. Actually, I'll write that one down.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. All I'm saying is Tom and I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: and and and like I say, it's condescending to talk
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to people who are out there in the day and
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: seeing when we were both like happily married to each other,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: and and and and others living in big and miss
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: relationships here with two spouses and some people have none.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: And also turn around like do you haven't try to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: go make someone in a pub and they'd be like listen,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: son of a bitch, Yes, I fucking people in pubs
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: yet everyone, you want to come out here and meet
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: these sons of bitches and pubs. Show me a pub
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: that's open, show me a nightclub that's open. You know
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: there you go there, you go talk a good game. Yes,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: get out there.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: It is true, and you can see the advantage dating apps,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: like if you just want to hit it and quit it,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: like if that's the kind.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Of girl the guy you are clas you know what.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: But also like if you are trying to meet somebody too,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: and you're you know, they've shot all the fucking rural pubs.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: You know they've there's nothing knocking about even you know,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: you go into Dublin bars and it's full of fucking
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: doors and whatnot.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You know, so you're not.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Gonna it's going to be trickier through friends is typically
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I guess how it's going to go. But I tell
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: you they it was a thing in the nineties. I
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: don't know if it goes back to the eighties, but
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: the singles Night. I would advise anybody to keep an
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: eye out on that because at least I saw a
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: lot of people who like they were brute, you know
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: what I mean. I was literally because it wasn't part
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: of my remit. They just wanted me to host it
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: and do some crowd work. But I went, ah, fuck this,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: I can't see groups of and these are groups of
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: girls in their thirties, groups of guys in their thirties
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: over there. I'm like, why are you talking to other dudes?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: If you're like what is this the gael talk?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: But I went I went over him, I said, dudes,
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: my dudes, are you here for women?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: My guys?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: And they were like yeah. I was like, okay, so
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: why and Fox's name are you talking to each other?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Like no, no, I said, no, no, no, no, no.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Hold the time to talk about the poor fortunes of
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Manchester United this season some other time lads.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Because one guy was because he was looking at me,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: He's like, what do you mean we're here for women?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Because if you're if you were here for dudes, trust me,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: you don't have to be here for dudes. Dudes and dudes.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: They've got that lockdown, a really smart operation. You can
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: just fucking walk out there. Those lads have that. He was,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: so I just walked forward these guys over the four
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: girls that seem fairly compatible. It was like, yeah, no,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: I really had to do it. And these were all
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: professional people, well dressed. None of them just had a
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: fucking clue. Because two things, it's always been that way
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: since you were kids. You didn't know what to fucking
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: do or whatever until you've got two much drink inside
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: you and then you're full of bravado and then but
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: also it's made aliens. The Internet has made fucking aliens
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: of people in the real world.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Because I know exactly
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: what you meantime, And because it's like.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: These fucking people, these Martians over here, can't possibly know
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: what these Venetians are doing over here. You're like, we
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: all have fucking two legs. Let's get the fuck over,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: so hoof the four boys over and you want to
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: see it. Fucking two hours later, they're having the time
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: in their life. They're all linking up, they're swapping numbers
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: and like Jesus, Mary and Joseph. That's as simple as
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I had to do it.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: It was breaking my fucking heart. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: You paid your fucking whatever it was, thirty quid to
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: come in here, make it fucking work like a couple
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: of lads. I don't know why they went. They were
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: just staying in the corner. I would not fucking bug.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, make another run at this Morris next week,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: because this is not working for you tonight.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: This isn't This ain't gonna get the job done for you, buddy,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: and it isn't going to happen.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: You're going to get catfished, my friend.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, You're going to get catfished promptly because you're
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: going to be online at low ebb mar and you
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: know you will get taken advantage of again. Tom. This
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: is this is not so much arouse an argument as
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: a as a as a as a as a plea
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: for a return to common sense and decency. Uh, if
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you are dating someone online, for the love of God,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: like you know, meet them promptly. Don't just go handing
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: money over the over the thing. I know it's easy
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: for me to say, I might be condescended to say,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: but God damn it, like make make it. If you've
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: been going out with somebody for a significant amount of time,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you probably should have met them at this stage. You know,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get into that chap manty tao way.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: You've got, you've got, you've got a lot of money.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: At no point did you think to go meet this person?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: It doesn't I guess, well, I guess that's just it.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: It's a person I'm going out with that I've never
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: met or touched. Not my kind of date. And Tom,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you that. And the only way
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you would have catfished me back in the nineties, honestly,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: it would have taken quite the Ocean's eleven scheme, Like
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: it would have been a kid. There was no money
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: transfers are like that online. It would have been like, hey,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you had a curiosity on your way home, can you
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: leave a fifty under a stone on the on the
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: King's cut road.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: It's as simple as this. It's as simple as this.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Would you buy a secondhand car without at least showing
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: up to fucking pretend like you know what you're looking
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: at by kicking a few tires and fucking tasting the oil.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: You know, you get there, and you'd look at the
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: fucking thing at the very least and try and knock
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: a hundred euros off it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: These by are these bides are right here, Tom, buying.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Pigs and bags, pigs in fucking bags.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: It's exactly expression. No, that's exactly You would never buy
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: a pig in a bag.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: You just wouldn't.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what's happening.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: So you make it a policy. If she or he
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: makes an excuse to not meet you twice, I'll give
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: him once. Go off on me off, you cut me off.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I got a family thing, but twice, Gi. Look, even
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: if they seem like the love of your life, that's
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: a giant red flag and run from red flags.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Doesn't work for me rear view, Miric. But I'll tell
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: you what does work for me, Tom, I'll tell you
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: what does work. What works for me is all the
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: fine people out there following us on social media, where
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We will absolutely not catfish you. If it says Tom
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: and Jerry on the tin, it's Tom and Jerry in
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the tin and you can find Tom and Jerry on
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Twitter at Tom and Jerry Show. You can find it
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: on Instagram at Tom and Jerry Show. Will probably get
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: it there as well, and we will soon be on
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Blue Sky where you'll find me at Jerry McBride or
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Jerry with a G you'll find me there. Tom o'man
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: and he prepares Instagram you'll find him over there. What
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: else you got to hit?
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: You know what to do. If you see your first time,
• 52:48
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• 52:50
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• 52:52
  Speaker 2: and leave us a comment. I must actually look up
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: to see if with any fucking comments were put.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure it's out.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Fun down. Fuck it's over there. I'll read the comments
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: next week, and do leave us a comment. I know
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: you can leave him on Spotify. You can also leave
• 53:05
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• 53:09
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• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Jerry said, either on. I guess the best will probably
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: be Instagram. It will show up, We'll see it but
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: keep an eye on because Jerry's been very good. We're
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: putting up socials of my big angry fucking head doing
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: certain things that are very Tom and Jerry ish. Other
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: than that, do you know what, give us the five stars?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I know you can record, you can give the five
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: stars or five tons up or five cups of coffee,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: whatever it is, give the top marks or whatever platform
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: you're listening to. My son actually asked today. He was like,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: wait a second, wait a second, which one he is the.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Cat with the mouse?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Because I said to the attach I gotta do the
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry show tonight. He was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: whoa whoa Slow slow down here?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Well, like you know, you get you know, I mean
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: like you know, I'm not saying I'm not saying he's
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you know, that wasn't a valid question, but Kain think
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: about it. One's called Tom, one's called Jerry.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at five I think he would accept like he
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: named he has an action man who's a dinosaur poacher,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: and he decided that's his name, Jerry. He looks like
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: a Jerry to him, and he's now Jerry Dave dinosaur poacher.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: He's a bad guy, but he never seems to get killed.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: He bought a dragon actually just before he came on
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: this by ripping his nuts.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Off, So he's a he's a bad guy, but he
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: loves his mouth exactly exactly. All right, listen, gang, take
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: care Lucie. You next week. Let m hmm