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Hour 4 - Joe Cool to Joe Schmo · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do it? Will fire the cannons? Here
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  Speaker 1: an hour number four, Hour number four. Does Joe Burrow
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  Speaker 1: sound like a guy who's about to quit the NFL?
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  Speaker 1: Some audio of Burrow and it did not sound very
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  Speaker 1: happy on his twenty ninth birthday? Also, could he end
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  Speaker 1: up with the Rams? We'll talk about that. Speaking of
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  Speaker 1: the Rams, do you believe Davante Adams is going to
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  Speaker 1: retire from the La Rams if Matthew Stafford does at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the year and the NFL draft is
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  Speaker 1: chopping time down between first round picks? Is this a
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  Speaker 1: big deal, a little deal or no deal? We're going
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  Speaker 1: is our number four.
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  Speaker 2: From Joe Cool to Joe Schmoe. What welcome In the
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  Speaker 1: in college football at Michigan, Sharon Moore had a really
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  Speaker 1: bad day, a really bad day. He woke up as
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  Speaker 1: the coach of the Michigan Wolverines. By the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day he had been fired for cause, likely losing
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  Speaker 1: out on fourteen million dollars. He also ended up in
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  Speaker 1: police custody. Yeah, that's that's a day. That's a data
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  Speaker 1: remember or a data forget. We'll circle back to that later.
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  Speaker 1: But our lead this hour is from Cincinnati, where the
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  Speaker 1: Chile is supposedly good, although Justin in Cincinnati tells me
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  Speaker 1: it's not. And the football we know is bad, bad, bad, bad,
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  Speaker 1: bad to the bone. So the Ben Goals are not
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  Speaker 1: heading to the playoffs. However, they are creating some content
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  Speaker 1: which is more important their content creators, the Ben Gals.
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  Speaker 1: If you've not heard, perhaps not not his birthday week
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  Speaker 1: for their quarterback. Twenty ninth birthday for Joe Burrow. The
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  Speaker 1: Ben Gals quarterback Joe Burrow, and he decided to do
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  Speaker 1: some self reflection on the sad sack Bengals. He was
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  Speaker 1: asked about everything going on and things aren't going that
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  Speaker 1: great during his weekly news conference in Burrow was in
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  Speaker 1: a very reflective state of mind on the vibe that
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  Speaker 1: he has and what's been going on this year. And
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  Speaker 1: so rather than me just read the quotes of Joe Burrow,
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  Speaker 1: we have the audio tape. So let's go to the
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  Speaker 1: audio tip. Here's Joe Burrow looking deep, deep into the
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  Speaker 1: inner part of his mind.
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  Speaker 4: I don't keep doing this. I have to have fun
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  Speaker 4: doing it. You know, I've been through a lot and
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  Speaker 4: if it's not fun.
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  Speaker 5: Then what am I doing?
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  Speaker 1: It for all right, Short and sweet, Short and sweet,
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  Speaker 1: Play again, pay, I'm gonna hear one more time, play
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  Speaker 1: again play.
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  Speaker 4: I do want to keep doing this. I have to
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  Speaker 4: have fun doing it.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 4: I've been through a lot and if it's not fun,
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  Speaker 4: then what am I doing it for?
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  Speaker 1: All Right? So you here Joe Burrow. There the tone.
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  Speaker 1: He had some other things to say, but that's the
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  Speaker 1: money quote. So some fans are thinking, well, that sounded
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  Speaker 1: like a guy that's at the very end of his
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  Speaker 1: rope and is on the verge of retiring at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the year, just like Andrew Luck, and he's
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  Speaker 1: just gonna leave. Of course, Andrew Luck quit two weeks
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  Speaker 1: before the season. If Joe Burrow retires at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year, that's fine. I don't want to play
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  Speaker 1: football anymore, that's fine. That's a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: You don't wait two weeks before next season to retire, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't do the Andrew Luck. That's a that's a dick move,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So let us discuss the question. Does Joe
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  Speaker 1: Burrow sound like a guy who's about to quit the NFL?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got flea market, cheesy Gordita and plastic surgery.
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make a doggy bag of baba ganoosh and
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  Speaker 1: in another doggy bag, it's more of like a Chinese
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  Speaker 1: takeout box. Uh, And we're gonna have the gaba Ghul,
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  Speaker 1: which is odd because it's Italian, but we're gonna just
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  Speaker 1: just go with it. Just go with it, all right,
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  Speaker 1: not to kick off here. Based on a minutes long
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  Speaker 1: deliberation of the available audio of Joe Burrow and the
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  Speaker 1: tone and all that, I have determined that this is
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  Speaker 1: grade A Diva, Grade A DIVA capital D diva soul searching.
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  Speaker 1: We are talking about land O Lakes emotional buttered churning,
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  Speaker 1: So we should get the world's smallest violin out and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's not supposed to be fun. That's
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  Speaker 1: why they call it work. Now, you're lucky enough to
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  Speaker 1: have an NFL job, and even if you're bad and
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals are bad, it's still better than most jobs. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you took the bag. The other thing is he took
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  Speaker 1: a bag was an orange bag two hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 1: five million dollars. That's monopoly money. You knew everyone knew,
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  Speaker 1: every man, woman and child knew that Cincinnati is a
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  Speaker 1: roach motel of a franchise. That is how they have operated.
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  Speaker 1: They're a roach motel, and that's how they do things.
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  Speaker 1: You check in with hope, and you check out with
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  Speaker 1: regret covered in cockroaches. And after again a brief deliberation
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  Speaker 1: and investigation, we connected the dots here and here's what
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  Speaker 1: I came up with. And I workshop this and I
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  Speaker 1: want to see if you agree with me or not.
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  Speaker 1: So it sounds to me like Joe Berry, he's not
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  Speaker 1: going to retire. You don't walk away from that kind
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  Speaker 1: of dough. You don't do that. Only a dummy would
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  Speaker 1: do that, right, So it sounds like Joe Burrow wants
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  Speaker 1: out with saying he wants out now. Remember he played
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  Speaker 1: GM by proxy. He was out there campaigning demanding that
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals pay t Higgins. They paid T Higgins. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta pay Jamar Chase. They paid Jamar Chase. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: do this. So they did almost everything he wanted. And
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  Speaker 1: the team in pirate terminology, you'd say their she blues
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  Speaker 1: Joe Burrow, who's right in the middle of his athletic prime.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe he's retiring. He's planting a seed. He's planting.
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  Speaker 1: See he's a farmer. He is fed up, and he said,
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  Speaker 1: I want to win. Everyone says they want to win.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't want to plot away in the Twilight Zone
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  Speaker 1: with the Bengals. So if you look in to the
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  Speaker 1: Malar crystal ball, and you look into that crystal ball,
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  Speaker 1: and we purchased it from a flea market on Rodeo Drive,
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  Speaker 1: they've never had those before. They just had him flea
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  Speaker 1: market on Rodeo Drive. And what I'm feeling is the
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  Speaker 1: big T energy, not Big D energy, Big T energy
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  Speaker 1: as in trade capital T trade. In the multiverse, there
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  Speaker 1: is a world here. There is a world I know.
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  Speaker 1: No Stradinas is not gonna like this, and some of
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  Speaker 1: these other clowns are gonna get all upset. Terry and
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  Speaker 1: England will be annoyed, or Nesto in the Bay will
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  Speaker 1: not be happy. Here's the Alome to lose. Is not
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  Speaker 1: gonna like this either. There's a world where Joe Burl
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  Speaker 1: he's not gonna leave the NFL because there's so much
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  Speaker 1: money that he's got coming to him. However, in the multiverse,
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  Speaker 1: who's to say he doesn't force his way on the
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  Speaker 1: LA Rams. Who says, no, how about Joe Burrow wearing
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  Speaker 1: a Ram uniform next year? Now, Matthew Stafford, this Ram
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  Speaker 1: team as good as anyone to win the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: This year is the RAM team rides into the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl in the Bay Area there and rides off Stafford,
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  Speaker 1: a champion, into the sunset and fade to block. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: LA has not won but two first round picks. And
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  Speaker 1: by the way, the Atlanta Falcons pick is a top
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  Speaker 1: ten pick in the draft. So that's the foundation of
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  Speaker 1: a pretty big trade. So Stafford leaves Sean McVay wants
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  Speaker 1: a new shiny toy at quarterback, although he's been around
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  Speaker 1: for a while. And Joe Burrow can have fun because
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  Speaker 1: he'll win because the Rams are winners, not losers like
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals. So you go to the Rams, and if
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  Speaker 1: I'm the LA Rams, I would say fm picks, I
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  Speaker 1: would trade both first round picks this year. I'd say
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  Speaker 1: I'd trade a third first round pick and two second
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  Speaker 1: round picks. I trade five picks to get Joe Burrow
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  Speaker 1: and I'd have him as my quarterback going forward after
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  Speaker 1: this year. Who would not do that? The Bengals would
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  Speaker 1: probably do that because they'd save money and then they
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  Speaker 1: could trade Jamar Chase and t Higgins. Also, furthermore, speaking
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  Speaker 1: of those Rams wide receiver Devonte Adams, he said, but
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  Speaker 1: it was kind of a joke, kind of series. That
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  Speaker 1: is when he recently told quarterback Matthew Stafford that he's
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  Speaker 1: going to quit football whenever Mat Oh, do we have
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  Speaker 1: erroneous reports that the gremlins attack the remote studio. I
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  Speaker 1: am happy to report that I am bunkered in the
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  Speaker 1: remote studio. The gremlins did not attack. I heard everything
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  Speaker 1: a Marconi you were on a roll man. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: win the Marconi Award years ago. Justin in Cincinnati says,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you get for that ridiculous Joe Burrow monologue.
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  Speaker 1: That's not ridiculous, Ryan says, La Rams trade for Joe
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  Speaker 1: Burrow two first round picks, a third in next year's draft,
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  Speaker 1: a fourth, and twenty twenty eight at first round in
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  Speaker 1: twenty forty five. Joe Burrow Andrew Whitworth has been on
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  Speaker 1: the phone with Joe. He says, there you go, all right,
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  Speaker 1: very nice. I did want to rant for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of minutes. I was going to get to this and
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  Speaker 1: I was rudely interrupted by the gremlins, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: like that. It saw very nice of them. So I
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  Speaker 1: saw this thing about the NFL Draft. The Giants are
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  Speaker 1: on the clock. They as of now, would have the
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  Speaker 1: number one overall pig in the twenty twenty sixth draft,
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  Speaker 1: which is of course subject to change. If the Chants
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  Speaker 1: were to win a game this weekend, that would mess
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  Speaker 1: things up. So the draft, which is also subject to change.
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  Speaker 1: We learned the NFL will reduce the first round draft
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  Speaker 1: pick time from ten minutes to eight minutes in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six Now. The goal they claim is to shorten
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  Speaker 1: the overall length of the product, cause just like everything else,
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  Speaker 1: people's attention spans are not are not there, and so
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  Speaker 1: they they're worried about their East Coast audience and people
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  Speaker 1: leaving the draft because those picks that pick twenty eight,
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine, thirty thirty one, and thirty two are so important,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so important. So the initial reaction on this
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  Speaker 1: has been largely positive, right to streamline draft experience and
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  Speaker 1: all that. So the question here is the NFL draft
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  Speaker 1: chopping time between the first round picks. Is this a
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  Speaker 1: big deal, a little deal, or no deal? And so
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, I just want to ran about this for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, because the NFL wants you to believe, based
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  Speaker 1: on what I was consuming, that this is some kind
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  Speaker 1: of radical reform that shaving two minutes off the first
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  Speaker 1: round each first round pick is like, it's like a
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  Speaker 1: moon landing moment that the NFL's come up with. And
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  Speaker 1: it's just ridiculous to me. It's no deal. It's not
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  Speaker 1: even a tiny deal. This is the NFL trimming its
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  Speaker 1: eyebrows and announcing that they had some plastic surgery. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have plastic surgery, had your eyebrows trimmed? And
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  Speaker 1: here's the dirty little cigaret. The NFL they hope that
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  Speaker 1: you They don't want you to mention this, certainly not
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  Speaker 1: on sports radio. The entire draft, and I learned this
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  Speaker 1: a number of years ago. The entire draft experience exists
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  Speaker 1: in a parallel dimension. Well, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: What is the illuminati involved. To me, explain, So we
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  Speaker 1: now know that the draft goes on at one speed
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  Speaker 1: and the broadcast goes on on another speed, meaning teams
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  Speaker 1: have already made their picks way in advance of the
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  Speaker 1: pick being announced on television. The insiders already know the picks,
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  Speaker 1: and they're told because they work for the broadcast partners,
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  Speaker 1: they're under the NFL umbrella. They're not allowed to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. So your television, your precious portal into the
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  Speaker 1: full football multiverse. There, it's usually a couple of picks behind,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of picks behind, operating onto delay big enough
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  Speaker 1: to drive the malormobile through. And this isn't a sporting
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  Speaker 1: event obviously, it's just a bunch of people calling names out.
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  Speaker 1: But remember it's a loosely scripted TV shows choreographed like
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  Speaker 1: a halftime Red Panda routine. The woman on the tricycle
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  Speaker 1: or whatever it is, there's not tric she's very talented,
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  Speaker 1: but the fake suspense baked into it, the artificial drug,
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  Speaker 1: the Roger Goodell hugging the high fives? What are they wearing?
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  Speaker 1: Behind the green room A bunch of oversized human beings
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  Speaker 1: greeting their long lost relatives that will then beg them
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  Speaker 1: for money the next five to ten years. You made
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  Speaker 1: that NFL money. Remember your aunt, pay your aunt, pay
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  Speaker 1: your uncle. Remember that seventh cousin cousin you have. You
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  Speaker 1: got to pay that person too. And so I would
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  Speaker 1: like the real chaos plane. I would like the real
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  Speaker 1: cast plan, the mald plant. How about just ninety seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Ninety seconds. Make the general managers and the nerds with
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  Speaker 1: all their computer models and all that stuff, make them
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  Speaker 1: try to catch the l It's like trying to catch
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  Speaker 1: the if you're ever in at Costco on a Saturday
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  Speaker 1: afternoon and they've got the tray of those little taquitos
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  Speaker 1: that are cut in half, and it's like piranha with
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  Speaker 1: blood in the water. Gotta be very quick to get
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  Speaker 1: that sample before that tray runs dry. And if you're
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  Speaker 1: not quick, you get nothing. You get nothing. That would
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  Speaker 1: be a great cliffhanger. And until then, the NFL just
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: kind of cutting paper with kind of like justin in
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Cincinnati does it night, you know, kindergarten scissors, and you
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: know calling that some kind of innovation, it's not some
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: kind of innovation, it's just it's kind of silly. It's
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: kind of silly is what that is. That's just the
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: reality of the situation. Super Marcus Steeves says, I cannot
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: believe Ben, you want Joe Burrow on the Rams. Why
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: would that be so he can get hurt and miss
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: half the season. Then again, you were the guy who
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: was trumpeting a Kawhi Leonard to the Clippers, so there
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: you must love people that need time up. Well, the
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Clippers did make the Final Four with Kawhi Leonards. So
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the greatest moment in Clipper history happened. Let's go to
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: the phones and we'll say hello to Blind Scott. Who's next?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He low, Blind Scott, Welcome on the North end of Boston.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on? Yeah, that's a pretty good story,
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: that Joe Burrows story. I heard that it's a pretty
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: good place to see a game in Cincinnati, So like,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: maybe I would go there for a meet and greet.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: If I al burned my security team with medel to
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: protect me when I'm there.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna go to since then every time we
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: have a meet and greet, you call up, I'm gonna go.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I got we were in Vancouver, I got flights, we
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: were in Vegas. I'm gonna go to Vegas. You never go.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: The only ones we go. The only time you go
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to a meet and greet Scott is when I'm literally
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: across the street from your home at Bova's Bakery. That's it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was great.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: So I talked to them at Bova and told them
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: they were overcharging me, and they said they're going to
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: help me out. And you know, things are getting cheaper,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: and that's good because you can overcharge me. But dude,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: I have my whole Christmas album of singing that I
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: did like yesterday actually, and I have all these other
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: great things I've been doing. I went like all these
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: bits on the radio that have been going really well
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: for me. I've been taking this new medication actually just
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: kicking in now. It's working really good. But I'll go
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: like a wikiped stomach cake. So I'm feeling pretty good.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I got a new I started a new job today.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I feel like dog crap, I've been away time.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: You getting a job? Really? What kind of job you work?
• 21:16
  Speaker 10: Well?
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I mean I just posted the YouTube chats, so now
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: you know, like like you know, like a YouTube chat,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: but yeah, touch and how you show I post in that?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I don't think it pays nothing.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: But one guess on my YouTube channels, you should do
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: that too.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I won't do that. I thought about that. I
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: just got into so I just learned how to post
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: on YouTube just in the past and lay So I've
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: been posting the YouTube chat every day. I touched how
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: you and I've seen some of your fans in there,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: and with this guy named Big Wayne from Colorado was
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: in there. You know what I mean, dude, So I
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: see your YouTube too, but you don't have the chat
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: underneath where we can all talk amongst each other. You know.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not a live Yeah, it's not live, but
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: there's some chatter. Maybe next year there'll be something live.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Who knows.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: You know, it's tough for this bunch here because we
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: all don't get along. So we're gonna learn how to
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: get along and live with each other. But it's hard
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: because I'm the biggest star on this show and I
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: got passed over by a homeworks guy. And I don't
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: mind doing in problem with homeo hippy guys that smoke
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: crack and do dope their whole bites and lose their
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: teeth and they come on here and think they live
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: in Miami. And I gotta give people a fight.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Are you biing mean? You're big mean again? What's wrong
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: with you?
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I did enjoy the mic the leper Chaun song, though,
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: that put me into Christmas period, you know.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Like, what are you going to send your songs in?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Scott will play your blind Scott Christmas songs?
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: They're on, They're on. I just did him yesterday. They're
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: touch and hardy play them at eight am.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: There was like three we don't we don't want recycled bits.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: We want our own bits. We don't want you know, respect.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: I had to have a stand into them, like for me,
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, because I was too stressed
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: in the studio. I got real stressed out, you know,
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: and then it doesn't seem like anybody wants to talk
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: to me on a personal level outside of you know,
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: the old weight on. Hold real quick, we'll get right
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: back to your type of deal.
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're looking for an emotional connection on a radio show,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: is what you're looking for?
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: It was, oh, yeah, you're not supposed to do that. Actually,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: like do not. I've been giving out parenting advice to
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: people on the network on the radio, and it's actually
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: not going that great, and I've been told actually the stuff,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: but I think I can give out good parent advice.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: And I hurt from my dad. I hadn't heard from
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: him in like six years since we did that fight.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: And I tried to throw the brick through his cardwood
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: and rip up all his plants, and I went, you know,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: just nut to fuck Wilder. And then the police they
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: had one tough on me, and they were trying to
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: hard time me down and everything. And you know, glad
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: those days are in the past.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: And should you should have been able to run faster,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: that's your probably didn't run faster. I got to go.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you, blind Scot. Let's say hello to supermarket Steve.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Who's next, Hello, Supermarket Steve. Welcome.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: So the other yesterday you brought a I was trying
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: to accuse LeVar or anything stealing something from Marcel.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You accused you accused LaVar Arrington of stealing the chicken
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: parmesana line.
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: He did not, he said.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: With the extra pharmigan and the.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: Way he said it, it sounded a little like love Marcel.
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: And I'm not trying to start a feud. I'm not
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: like like that. I actually kind of you.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: You've always been like that. You've always been a trouble maker.
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: Oh no.
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: The only one I ever tried to start a few
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: was was with with with Fast, say, because he's a
• 24:32
  Speaker 8: d bag and Lvar seems like an actually decent guy,
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: like and and a hard working man, and Fast he
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: just seems like a loser who I can't stand there
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: talking about how how us people at night aren't worth it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Well he's not.
• 24:47
  Speaker 10: He's not.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: He's not a loser. He's just you know, he's so
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: far up the Dodgers tuckas he can't see the sun.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: So yeah, I mean and and and when you had
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: that job, but you never did that, And that's why
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: you don't have my job anymore, because that's true.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I would I really screwed up. So if I actually
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: was critical And you're never supposed to do that on
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: a postgame show. You're only supposed to sell sunshine. You
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: sell sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and puppy dogs. Uh and and
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that's all those postgames. I don't even consume that stuff
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: because it's all crap. It's all just Propaganda's what it is.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't need that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Weren't you doing that during the Frank McCord.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: No, actually, no, well he no, I did it when
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I was actually there when O'Malley sold the team to
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: to Fox uh and they owned it. So yeah, I.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Was I was gonna give you credit for getting rid
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: of that loser too, but I guess no, I'm sorry, Okay.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Hang up on you. So I did. Frank McCourt when
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: he was losing control of the Dodgers, he dragged me
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: into his office. I'd never been in the owner's office
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: at Dodgers Stadium, and he made this case about how
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: he's a good owner, and you know, he gave all
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: these like charitable things and this other crap that he'd done.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And I I listened to it and I walked out
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and that was it. Anyway, I's go back the phones.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Let's see what do we have her any meany miny moe.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to helm mit man, Hello, helmet man, Welcome.
• 26:21
  Speaker 12: What for the morning?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: A legend?
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: I called in, uh, you know, because I told you
• 26:29
  Speaker 12: I got out of the shallow but when I opened
• 26:32
  Speaker 12: the window, I think a draft came in and I
• 26:35
  Speaker 12: caught a cold.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you're under the weather. It's terrible.
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: Not now, I just came back from Rouse yesterday opposed.
• 26:47
  Speaker 12: But I went down to downtown seventy eleven. I just
• 26:50
  Speaker 12: took a train down there, but I went.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: To Why don't you go to Why didn't you go
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to one near your house?
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: It ain't none, I got to go downtown.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: No, all right, congratulations to the La Bowl of Stuff
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: on the thirteen. Okay, if you you want to meet
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Helmet Man, he'll be making an appearance at the LA Bowl.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Who's playing in the LA Bowl?
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 27:16
  Speaker 12: I just saw it on the sign.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Oh don't you have to get some don't you have
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to get some merch to sell from the teams and
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: all that?
• 27:23
  Speaker 12: Now another sound like beanies and uh hats and uh yeah,
• 27:30
  Speaker 12: two shirts.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: And all right, I got you he man. All right, buddy, Well,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: thanks for checking and be safe and hope you het
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: over the cold garlic. All right, there's the great helping mat.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I say a little mojo my top of the my
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: mojo rise. Actually hold on, before we get the mojo rising,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: we have an international call. Dominican Mike, the Globe Trekker
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: is traveling around the world. Hello, Dominican Mike, where are
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you at this morning? Dominican.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Mic Hello, First of all, can you hear me? Okay
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: right now?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me now? Yes, I can hear you
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: loud and proud?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Excellent, good, excellent. No, I'm wearing Munich right now, say Nicole. Yeah,
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: we're going back to the States.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to tell you that I'm happy with
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Peter also, man, but uh, that's an overpay right there.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: That's such an overpayment, you know, going to Orels one hundred,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: he's what thirty you said, what thirty one years old?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Thirty one? Yeah, be paid till he's thirty six. That's
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: not your money. Who cares, it's their money exactly?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So but no, I just want to
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: say high man.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: So you know that now you're there. It's December, but
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you got to go to Munich during Octoberfest, right, That's
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: where you got to go to Munich october Fest.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But yeah, I know. But I'm not much of
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: be your drinker anyway, So that's all right. I like that.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I like about the pretzels and the schnitzel and all
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: that stuff.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I ate a lot of that though. I ate a
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: lot of pretzel with a lot of schitz just for short.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: You know. He got to driving the autumnall too. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: know you always want to do that. By the way,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I don't let.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: You do that. How fast? How fast did you go?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: How fast did you go?
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: I want one hundred and sixty one hundred and sixty
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: eight kilometers. It's just like one hundred and one hundred
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: and five miles. Yeah, that's a pout of that. So
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: that was that was cool.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: So that's cool.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: And got to watch got to watch the NFL games.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: I got to watch it. A little bit of bene
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: versus your penny, you know, because the time, you know,
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: the times different six hours. But yeah, well I wanted
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: to say.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Hi, and all right, we'll save you two kids. Be
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: safe getting back to the States. Enjoy your long flight.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Long flight.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah all right, then have a good be good.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: All right. Nice to make a Mic and his lady
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: there in Munich and hang on. Never been to Munich.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I never been. I don't know if I'll ever get there.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't, who knows, probably not
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you never. Now let's go to Mojo Rising. Hello Mojo
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Rising in the Bay Area. Check in, Hello Mojo A.
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: Break calm through to the ben mallor show. The words
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: will always slow. So here we go, Oh great creator
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: of being granted one more hour to perform our heart
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: and perspect our lives. You live, you diet? That's not
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: in kid? Why hello, mister Ben, Happy holidays to you
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: and the lovely Loraina the gym that she is. And
• 30:05
  Speaker 9: Coop the Loop, the Broncos fan, who hey, his Broncos
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: are way better than advertised. I mean they're on to
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: take a winning streak. They got the best record in
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: the NFL. Like I told him when he answered the phone,
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: I really believe they have a legitimate chance to actually
• 30:19
  Speaker 9: go to the Super Bowl and win it all, you know,
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: unlike the Creddy Creuddy Raiders. Which I thought then that
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: the Raiders had the first pick overall, but you just
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: said earlier that it's the Giants, So.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: What's Yeah, the Giants. Raiders would have the number two
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: pick based on the the winning opponents winning percentage, The
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Tybery Giants would be one, Vegas would be two, and
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Tennessee would be number three.
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: Well here's the thing, mister Ben. In a couple of
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: weeks we actually play the Giants head to head, So
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: I guess that's going to determine everything, isn't it That
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: game will be.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: That game will be three three, nothing will be that game,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: It'll be three nothing.
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: Well, there you go. And if the Raiders get the
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: first overall pick, which you're a knowledge of a preffler
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: of knowledge, I know you know this. The last time
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: the Raiders had the first overall pick, they had Jibustis Russell,
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: who set the Raiders franchise back ten years. I mean,
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: like I said, I've said it before on air, mister Benn,
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: that the Raiders have the worst. They don't even have
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: a home field advantage every team, just like last week,
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: all you see was a sea orange in Vegas. It
• 31:21
  Speaker 9: is a true disgrace as a Raider fan, a lifetime
• 31:24
  Speaker 9: Raider fan, to see this. You know, when the Autumn
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: Wind used to be in Oakland, when they literally had
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: a home field advantage. The black Hole. The craziest fans
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: in the world, really, the diasard fans in the world.
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: You know, I believed Silver and sweat black. So I mean,
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: it's just crazy, man. But anyway, one other thing I'd
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: like to address real fast too, been is the Warriors.
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: They this window that they think they have was Jimmy
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: Jimmy Buckston, Curry and Draymond. It's over many. They're not
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: going to win this this this year. You know, It's like,
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: come on, Draymond is a turnover machine. I hate to
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: say it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: The Kurr Steve Kerr is not a great coach anymore.
• 31:56
  Speaker 9: He's got this problem with kaminga which I don't know,
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: Like he's a young kids, like the only good player
• 32:01
  Speaker 9: they have, but he just wants to constantly be in
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: the doghouse.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it does.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Peer, it doesn't appear right now, Mojo Rising. This is
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: all just Oklahoma City. It's just like light years ahead
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: of everyone. So, like, what are we doing here? I
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: watched the Thunder played the Suns. I had that on
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: because there were only two games, and I had something
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: on the background. I was watching that game and the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Thunder were up by like forty something points in the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: third quarter. It was insane. It by fifty at one point.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: So they're obviously going to break the record. I say,
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: they only lose no more than maybe seven games, and
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: I think they absolutely will repeat.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Well assuming that so, assuming SGA doesn't get hurt or
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: something like that. But yeah, A thank you the great
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: mojo rising from the Bay area there checking in. We
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: thank him on that calling in. I saw that Mike Rabol,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: your Patriots coach, is this is like a big storyline,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the Patriots underdogs at home against the Buffalo Bills, and
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like the great injustice of
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the world. And based on the line I'm looking at now,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: they've adjusted the line and it does appear that that
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: game's a pick them, which is still not great, but
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: it's a pick them in anyone's game and all that. So,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: but remember people don't understand that aren't gamblers. The sports
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: book sets the opening line. It's the public, the gambling public,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: that establishes the final line. And in theory, if everything's kosher,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: which it apparently is not with people fixing outcomes of events,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: but assuming it is on the up and up, then
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the house will win. As long as there's even money
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: on both sides. They'll take the juice, the vague they
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: call it, and they'll smile and make their money and
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that's it. And if the action is not balanced, they
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: will adjust it. But in a perfect world, the sportsbooks
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: would have no interest in who wins the game or
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: who loses and all that. They wouldn't sweat the results
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: at all, because it's all about the viig and that's
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: how you earn your profits. And that's it. And vig
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  Speaker 1: is short for vigoroush or. People call the juice the
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, Scott, we have Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard
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  Speaker 4: Twenty eight?
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  Speaker 9: But thankfully not raining like it was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. Hello Mike the Leprechaun in the Boston area.
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  Speaker 6: Thirty and the rain has passed, and I did not
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, he, here we go. I've opened the floodgates.
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  Speaker 1: longtime college football writer Ivan Mizelle wrote a book called
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  Speaker 1: America's Coach, The Triumphant Tragedy of Notre Dame Legend frankly Leahy,
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  Speaker 1: college football playoff and he was somehow tied to that.
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  Speaker 1: Story Number two, pop Tarts. It's all about the pop tarts.
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  Speaker 1: The pop tart in gold foil labeled Golden Dome, delight
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  Speaker 1: being closed behind a vault like vault like door labeled
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  Speaker 1: And story number three. The Oklahoma Sooners will be hosting
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  Speaker 1: their first college football playoff game on Friday, and they
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure that visiting Alabamas true have a
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  Speaker 1: be happening on Friday because of the game. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: real quick, let's get as many of these guys on
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  Speaker 1: Scott one Tour three.
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  Speaker 6: Scott, I'm gonna just kick a well guest number one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Daniel one Tour three, Daniel in Fort Wayne.
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  Speaker 10: Oh aper Pole. I had pop tarts for breakfast, so'll
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  Speaker 1: All right? Uh, Michael Eprechaun, Mike.
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  Speaker 11: Number four.
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  Speaker 1: It's number two, not number four. It's number two. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry we ran out of tub, but number two was
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  Speaker 1: the fake story Number two