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Hour 3 - Lobbing Grenades · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our dub birthree hour number three in the fake
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  Speaker 2: hand grade, a hand grenade, a tossing NBA player in
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  Speaker 2: the headlines here, how would you frame John Morant's latest
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  Speaker 2: response to as many critics?
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  Speaker 1: And we're hearing that.
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  Speaker 2: Russell Westbrook has an uncertain future in Denver? Who do
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  Speaker 2: you blame for Westbrook's current quagmire in the Mile High City?
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  Speaker 1: And are you.
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  Speaker 2: Impressed with the television ratings that Luca and his return
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  Speaker 2: to Dallas put up?
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  Speaker 1: We'll examine that. Try not to get the atomic wedgie.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to.
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  Speaker 2: All of it right now here. It is our and
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  Speaker 2: lame jokes of the week, our number three.
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  Speaker 1: Just lobbing this up in there. We're lobbing this up
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  Speaker 1: in the air, is what we're doing.
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  Speaker 2: lead this hour is from the Wackytobacci corner of the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: There was a pretty interesting game, did not have too
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  Speaker 2: much juice, but there was playoff.
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  Speaker 1: Seating on the line.
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Edwards out dueling Jahn Morant and he had forty
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  Speaker 2: four points. And the timber Puffs, who are the most
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  Speaker 2: bipolar team in the NBA, they absolutely gagged the other
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  Speaker 2: night against the Bucks. But on this night Anthony Edwards
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  Speaker 2: stepped up forty four points and the timber Wolves beat
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  Speaker 2: the grizz And that was a key game in the West.
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  Speaker 2: John Morant had thirty six points, although he did take
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  Speaker 2: twenty seven shots in defeat. Now, the better story is
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  Speaker 2: in the losing locker room. Am I gonna sit here
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  Speaker 2: and break down for the next ten minutes a Minnesota
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  Speaker 2: Memphis game?
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  Speaker 1: No, I am not. That did not strike my fancy
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  Speaker 1: it did not.
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  Speaker 2: But I would like to thank Ja Morant because he
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  Speaker 2: continues to tickle the ivorys on the piano of sports
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  Speaker 2: takes and feed the content. Kitty Jah Morant just can't
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  Speaker 2: get enough these zany on court celebrations.
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  Speaker 1: Our next level, their absolutely next level.
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  Speaker 2: So you might remember the other day we did a
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  Speaker 2: Mallard monologue about Jahn.
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  Speaker 1: Morant and he was using the finger gun.
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  Speaker 2: Now there were no bullets, he didn't to my knowledge,
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  Speaker 2: there were no fake bullets, but he did have a
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  Speaker 2: finger gun that he was using.
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  Speaker 1: So he got in trouble with that. He got punished.
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  Speaker 1: So then he changed it up.
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  Speaker 2: He said, all right, I'm now going to lob hand grenades.
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  Speaker 2: That is what I'm going to I know, imaginary hand grenades.
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  Speaker 2: Now originally I thought they were Molotov cocktails, but I've
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  Speaker 2: been told they were hand grenades.
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  Speaker 1: And Morant is in trouble again.
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  Speaker 2: He's been fine for that, and he did it again
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  Speaker 2: in the game against Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Ja Morant. I saw a video of him lobbing a handgriun.
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  Speaker 2: He even took the pin out of it, the imaginary
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  Speaker 2: pin he took out of the imaginary hand grenade, and
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  Speaker 2: then he tossed it in the crowd and somebody imaginary
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  Speaker 2: died because of that imaginary hand grindade. Yeah, there were
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  Speaker 2: several imaginary fans that were imaginaryly injured in that particular.
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  Speaker 1: It was tragic. It was very sad that.
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  Speaker 2: Imaginary people lost their life because of imaginary hand grenade.
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  Speaker 1: It was horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Ja Morant says that nothing will keep him from
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  Speaker 2: being himself on and off the court. In fact, I'll
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  Speaker 2: give you a quote here from Ja Morant. He said, quote,
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  Speaker 2: this is Ja Morant speaking. It's gonna sound like I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying it. This is him talking in the third person.
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  Speaker 2: He says, I'm speaking Jaw, I'm being Jaw said Jaw.
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  Speaker 1: All right, he says, I'm gonna take my words.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to throw them out there, Jahn Morant said,
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  Speaker 2: and then I'm going to block out the noise. And
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  Speaker 2: that's what I'm doing. So when you see me do that,
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  Speaker 2: Jaw said, that's what I'm doing. I'm saying what I
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  Speaker 2: got to say to the world, and I'm blocking out
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  Speaker 2: the noise in the midst of what's coming back my way.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how it goes wells quote all right, So
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  Speaker 2: let us discuss question for you. How would you frame
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  Speaker 2: Ja Morant's latest response to his many critics. So my
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  Speaker 2: views on this, I've got Mannywood, the king of pop zero,
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  Speaker 2: and we'll mix all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 2: are going to make corn dogs, is what We're going
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  Speaker 2: to make, delicious corn dogs. So my first thought on
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  Speaker 2: the latest revelations with Jah Morant is it's just great.
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  Speaker 1: It gets better and better.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought when these stories popped up when I
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  Speaker 2: was early on in my career in radio and we
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  Speaker 2: talked about these things, I thought, well, these are great stories.
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  Speaker 2: I need to cherish these because in future generations, the
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  Speaker 2: athlete will evolve, the athlete will advance, these things will
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  Speaker 2: not happen. So I want to enjoy these things. I
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  Speaker 2: want to relish these stories because I know when I
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  Speaker 2: get older and I'm still doing this job, if I'm
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  Speaker 2: lucky enough, I won't get these kind of stories. And
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  Speaker 2: here we are the same thing, proving yet again life
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  Speaker 2: is just a series of images that repeat themselves and
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  Speaker 2: with different actors on the stage. So I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 2: the position here that Ja Morant went on Amazon and
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  Speaker 2: he purchased a self help novel. The book of big
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  Speaker 2: excuses for every occasion. And on page forty six of
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  Speaker 2: that hardcover, Ja Morant, he took it right off page
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  Speaker 2: forty six and he let the world know that he
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  Speaker 2: is on a modern day crusade. He is fighting the man,
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  Speaker 2: He's fighting the machine.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: John Morant, with his imaginary hand grenades, is fighting a
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  Speaker 2: war against his imaginary critics. And he's visiting the tabernacle
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  Speaker 2: and he's praying at the the Church of Victimhood is
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  Speaker 2: what he's doing. Spinning, spinning the attention he receives as.
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  Speaker 1: The the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: And Adam Silver, who's literally wore knee pads for every
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  Speaker 2: NBA player since he became commission but he's out to
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  Speaker 2: get John Morant.
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  Speaker 1: That's the guy that he didn't like John Mran.
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  Speaker 2: He loves every other knucklehead in the NBA, but John
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  Speaker 2: Moran is the guy has a problem with and also
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  Speaker 2: the media.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's a presidential thing.
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  Speaker 2: You blame the media for all your problems, and so
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  Speaker 2: so Jahn Morant. It's pretty obvious that he is the
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  Speaker 2: modern day Manny would like Manny Ramirez back in the
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  Speaker 2: day with the Red Sox, Manny was an exceptionally skilled
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  Speaker 2: player who occasionally dabbled with female hormones, very quirky personality,
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  Speaker 2: unpredictable behavior. Does that not sound like John Morant? An unconventional,
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  Speaker 2: unorthodox player and very frustrating to some. To other people,
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  Speaker 2: they find him very endearing. It's odd, I would say,
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  Speaker 2: he's not white, is care free as Manny Ramirez, But
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  Speaker 2: for better or worse, he's unapologetically keeping it real.
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  Speaker 1: Got to keep it real, you know, got to keep
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  Speaker 1: it real.
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  Speaker 2: Did anyone in the media say, hey, jaw, since you're
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  Speaker 2: you're using these imaginary devices, could you put some imaginary.
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  Speaker 1: Ear plugs in your ear? Could you do that?
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  Speaker 2: And does anyone return fire? Is Joe worried that someone
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  Speaker 2: in the crowd might throw an imaginary Molotov cocktail back
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  Speaker 2: at him? Or or might shoot a torpedo at him?
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  Speaker 2: Is he worried about that like some imaginary somebody might
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  Speaker 2: come down there with a baseball bat imaginary.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, and hit him. Is he worried? Is he concerned?
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  Speaker 1: These are things I want to know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're gonna lob imaginary hand grenades at
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  Speaker 2: the fan, is the fan not allowed to use an imaginary.
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  Speaker 1: Tank and go Kameboom. I believe they are Page two.
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  Speaker 1: We go to Denver, where the.
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  Speaker 2: Basketball is kind of blah right now. Out the Ben
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  Speaker 2: Mallard chicken is on the menu, by the way. The
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  Speaker 2: we have the Mallard chicken fingers in Kansas City, but
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  Speaker 2: at Denver, at the restaurant there, we have the Mallard
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  Speaker 2: chicken sandwich, which is there the sammis as we kids
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  Speaker 2: like to call it. And yeah, so there's been a
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  Speaker 2: lot of buzz.
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  Speaker 1: These storm clouds are hovering over the Nuggets.
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  Speaker 2: They beat the Kings the other night, but much of
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  Speaker 2: it is surrounded Russell Westbrook and what's going on with him.
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  Speaker 2: Westbrook signed a two year deal with the Nuggets. He's
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  Speaker 2: got a player option for next year, so he technically
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  Speaker 2: has the right.
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  Speaker 1: To stay or to leave Denver. So it's you say,
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  Speaker 1: it's up to him.
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  Speaker 2: But recently things have gotten kind of like those mountains
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  Speaker 2: that that Denver's famous.
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  Speaker 1: For, a little rocky, little rocky.
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  Speaker 2: Now the reason it's gotten rocky is there are multiple
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  Speaker 2: reports that have connected the dots that players in the Nuggets'
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  Speaker 2: locker room had a revolt. There was an uprising, and
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  Speaker 2: this is what ultimately did in Michael Malone that there
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  Speaker 2: was a group of players that lost it because Michael
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  Speaker 2: Malone was giving Russell Westbrook the star treatment. He was
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  Speaker 2: giving him the kind of admiration that you give to
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  Speaker 2: your franchise player.
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  Speaker 1: Which is Nikole Jokic.
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  Speaker 2: The Nuggets also spoiling Jamal Murray, who's made a lot
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  Speaker 2: of big shots for them. But Russell Westbrook's only been
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  Speaker 2: there for a minute, and Michael Malone was giving him
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  Speaker 2: the manny and the penny and a.
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  Speaker 1: Nice bubble bath.
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  Speaker 2: So the story is that Russell Westbrook has an uncertain future.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're hearing, an uncertain future in Denver.
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  Speaker 1: So that is the story.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you blame for yet another Russell Westbrook quagmire?
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  Speaker 1: So here's who you blame. You blame.
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  Speaker 2: The King of Pop, Michael Jackson and his classic The
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  Speaker 2: Man in the Mirror, Because much like the album, Russell
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  Speaker 2: Westbrook has been bad. He's been bad, look at the
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  Speaker 2: Man in the Mirror. Russell Westbrook is more a liability
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  Speaker 2: than an asset. If you look at the last five
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  Speaker 2: coaches that Russell Westbrook has played for, there's only one
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  Speaker 2: of them left standing one and that's Tylo.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Every other coach has been poll axed after they worked
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  Speaker 2: with Russell Westbrook.
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  Speaker 1: And as far as him being bad this year, what
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  Speaker 1: is my supporting evidence. I'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 2: Russell Westbrook thirteen point eight points per thirty six minutes.
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  Speaker 2: He is the one hundred and thirty ninth ranked player
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  Speaker 2: in a rotation in the NBA. That's according to Basketball Reference.
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  Speaker 2: That's my source on that Basketball Reference dot com, which
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  Speaker 2: isn't theonification of impactful. When you're one hundred and thirty
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  Speaker 2: ninth among rotation players in the NBA, that's not good.
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  Speaker 2: Denver's something called the net rating. It is a nerd
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  Speaker 2: stat which means I will only use it if it
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  Speaker 2: fits my agenda. So with Russell Westbrook on the floor
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  Speaker 2: this year, Denver is minus two point one points per
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  Speaker 2: one hundred possessions.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? In English?
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  Speaker 2: That means that he is actually worse. The team is
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  Speaker 2: often outscored when he plays because the Nuggets are a
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  Speaker 2: plus three point four So when Westbrook plays, they lose.
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  Speaker 2: Using mal of Matthew five point five points, they are
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  Speaker 2: five point five points worse per one hundred possessions. When
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  Speaker 2: Westbrook is on the court and he has bounced around.
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  Speaker 2: He's got very thin skin. He is probably the softest
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  Speaker 2: athlete this side of Kevin Durant. It's fascinating that Westbrook
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  Speaker 2: and Durant where teammates and ok see because they are
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  Speaker 2: two p's out of the pod. Right they got to
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  Speaker 2: the NBA Finals there in Oklahoma. But Durant's very sensitive.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's got rabbit ears. He's always on the
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  Speaker 2: social media. And Russell Westbrook and even the other night,
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  Speaker 2: Denver was playing in Sacramento and somebody in Sacramento, one
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  Speaker 2: of the Kings fans was calling him Westbrook and he's
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  Speaker 2: so sensitive.
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  Speaker 1: He's such a mister softy. He like went up to
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  Speaker 1: the guy. Then he went up to it. And Westbrook
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  Speaker 1: has always.
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  Speaker 2: Been the common denominator as he bounces around the NBA.
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  Speaker 2: He's like bringing the plague wherever he goes and contaminating
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  Speaker 2: the locker room coast to coast. And there are moments
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  Speaker 2: where westbrookill look pretty good and then you realize what
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  Speaker 2: a liability is. At some point, all the other team
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  Speaker 2: has to do is leave him wide open and he
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  Speaker 2: will shoot from three point range. And I believe he's
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  Speaker 2: about twenty under twenty five percent. I think last I
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  Speaker 2: checked from three point range.
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  Speaker 1: Yet he regularly shoots them. He regularly shoots them. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make him right. Final fuck to the TV land.
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  Speaker 1: We go to the TV Land, we go and Luka.
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  Speaker 2: The report card is out, Luka Doncik and his return
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  Speaker 2: with the historians to Dallas. It's being promoted by the
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  Speaker 2: NBA marketing people for drawing Baffo Soko ratings a massive audience.
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday's game Lakers and Mavericks with that hallmark like Jumbo
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  Speaker 2: Tron Montaire average two point two six million viewers, making
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  Speaker 2: it the most watched, most watched NBA game on that
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  Speaker 2: small fledgling cable network out of Bristol, Connecticut this season.
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  Speaker 2: Now that excludes Christmas, they say the peak audience was
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  Speaker 2: two point seventy nine million at one point.
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  Speaker 1: So the question are you impressed?
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  Speaker 2: Are you impressed with the television ratings with Luka Doncik's
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  Speaker 2: return to the scene of the crime there in So
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  Speaker 2: my word is apathetic, the apathetic apathetic, It's my word.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be sure. I was worried I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna mispronounce it. I did because I don't want billing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want Bill in Koreatown to call it. He
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  Speaker 2: called earlier to complain, but apathetic is my word. And
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  Speaker 2: and also it's just it's a zero situation, as in
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  Speaker 2: zero hero as in zero fs given. And here's why
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  Speaker 2: this was a made for TV moment.
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  Speaker 1: It was a made for TV moment.
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  Speaker 2: And yet if you look at the context of available audience,
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  Speaker 2: it didn't do all that well. They're saying, well, it's
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  Speaker 2: thet most washed NBA game of the season. Yet I
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  Speaker 2: looked it up because I was like, that doesn't seem
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  Speaker 2: like it's that many people. Generally, ESPN is available in
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  Speaker 2: seventy million homes, that seventy million homes have access, there's
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  Speaker 2: still seventy million people paying.
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  Speaker 1: For cable that have access to ESPA.
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  Speaker 2: This game had a two point twenty six million viewership,
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  Speaker 2: So using my computer like brain, that means that just
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  Speaker 2: three point two percent of the seventy million households watched
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  Speaker 2: this particular game, or to rephrase it, ninety six point
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  Speaker 2: eight percent of people did.
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  Speaker 1: Not watch who could have watched that game on your
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  Speaker 1: traditional cable television. So that's not that great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it did did the highest number of the year,
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  Speaker 2: but it kind of goes in line with the NBA
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  Speaker 2: not doing a great rating still compared to the other shows,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's side by side. It does okay, But make god,
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  Speaker 2: Yes see, it is very exciting, and that'll be coming up.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: In a little bit.
• 19:47
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  Speaker 2: Help you out make your life easier in my opinion.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Time now for the malor riddle of the day, and
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: here it is. A professional darts player was forced to
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: withdraw from last week's Premier League Darts meet after sustaining
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: a neck injury while doing blank. And that is the
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: mallor riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: the answer of the riddle. We go to the Holy POLOI,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the Great Unwashed here and Gabe the conspiracy guy said
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: that the person was injured he got hit by jaws
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: imaginary hand grenade late night. That's funny late night drug
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: tester says while riding the bull, What else.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Do we have? Uh? Let's see here.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Alan in Utah says he was on tour with Colonel
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Angus and he got injured.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: There.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, here's Stevie Meatballs. Where have you been, Stevie Meatball?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: He says they injured their neck while doing an impression
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: of Jerry from the Facts of Life.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Wow, Uh too soon? Who else do we have?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Ferg Dog says, victimless crime of urinating in public?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: You know who else? Page down Rob.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: In Minnesota says he hurt his neck spitting Loogi's shout
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: out hawk to him. There you go, Keith, Ocho Texto says,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: while changing his fulcan.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Tires. You I know all that you think.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know Ocho text though, and I know when
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: you cheat. You didn't cheat this time, So that's a
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: good job by you. Donkey Sausage said. The professional darts
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: player was injured doing the Funky Chicken. Yeah, Benito, long
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: suffering cowboy fans says, the answer to the mala the.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Riddle smoking the bong way too long? Yeah, there you go?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Who else?
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Alf the Alien opiner says, while while sharding just like
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Duke's Cooper flag.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that's not photoshop? Thoff?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I would hate to think that you got hornswoggled by
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: a photoshop situation. King Roy says, installing his new bidet
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: is the answer.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Page down Mason Listener Mason and Huntington Beach says he
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: hurt his neck the dart guy while turning his head
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: away from a TV screen too quickly because they were
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: showing that movie where Lizzo plays a stripper, and he says,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: hashtag lame jokes coming up.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lame jokes are coming up. They are, They're gonna
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: be there a little bit, very exciting.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun says the dart player hurt his neck
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: doing a headstand while winning the championship game.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Far Out.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Dave says the guy hurt himself at the Roxbury Dance. Dude,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: just he broke the window. That's it, doing a keg stand,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: just by Milkman. Mike in Colorado, justin Yeah, too soon,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: too soon on that. We'll wait a couple of days
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: on that, for sure. A rubber necking in traffic from
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Trucker Joe the Mallard maneuver from Patrick, our buddy slug
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: in Vegas, the hostess with the mostess. He puts together
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: that Mallard meet and greet, and we did a great job.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Last year was wonderful.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: We had our own little menu there. It was great venue,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: he says. The Humpty Dance is the answer, the Humpty Dance. Emmett,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the blind Seahawks fan. I wonder if Emma's going to
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: go to the meet and greet in Vancouver.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Probably not. That's close, though relatively close, he says, while
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: eating a meat mountain from Arby's. That is the answer.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: All right, Now, time for the actual answer. The malor
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: riddle of the day. A professional darts player was forced
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: to withdraw from last week's Premier League darts meet after
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: sustaining a neck injury while doing blank. The answer, he
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: had neck injury while putting on a shirt. He was
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: putting on his shirt.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And ft off his neck.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: What does he think he's a baseball player or something
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: like that's what baseball players do.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go now to Andrea.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: She's in Berkeley and she's the astrology lady. We're still
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: waiting on Aaron Rodgers. It was supposed to happen on
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: April ninth. Well, now it's April eleventh, and Aaron Rodgers
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: keeping everyone in limbo and hello Andrea.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Hello Ben, how are you?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, If I was any better,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I'd be eating a nice meal right now. But I'm fasting,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: so I'm not eating anything right now. But maybe later
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: today I'll eat a nice meal. But what's going on
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: with you?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Andrea? How can we help you?
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: And you know check this out in here's another series.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: We have a full moon happening on Saturday, April twelve.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Is that right?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Well, that explains a lots.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Are getting kind of weird. Yeah, I love bet. Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: we got the full moon happening, and we're on the
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: cusp of the end. Venus going direct. It was retrograde
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: for six weeks, so this is a very important energy
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: because Venus rules money and values and relationships like Mercury
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: rules communications and travel and technology. Venus shows money, value
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: and relationships. And it's going direct the same day as
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: the full moon on April twelfth, so that can really
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: move some things forward. So I just thought i'd put
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: in another piece of the puzzle there. If Mercury going
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: direct wasn't enough to motivate people, including Aaron Rodgers. Maybe
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Venus going direct because that rules money and values. And
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: the full moon is a time of culmination, so.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It'll be very exciting.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Farmer's Almanac called it the pink moon, so
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: it should be interesting to see what ends up transpiring.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: And if you look at the sky, the moon's almost
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: fulls she's quite lovely already, so it would be interesting
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: to see what ends up happening around the full moon,
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: which again is a time of culmination. So Aaron Rodgers,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: you know, he can be tuning into that cycle as well.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: And Venus retrograde again, when you're dealing with huge amounts
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: of money, you want the planet that rouse money to
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: be direct, not retrograde.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: All right, well we will we will find out.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: And by the way, Andrea, do you know you have
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: a fan that Mojo Rising, who also lives in the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Bay Area, a big fan of your work.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, moo Rising. I think I would do it from
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: a song.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well so that's that's why he goes by
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: that handle. And yeah, he's actually on hole right now.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Would you like to chat with him?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Sure, all right, Cooper Loop, Let's see how this goes here.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: This is very exciting. Hopefully Mojo Rising is awake. Hello,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Mojo Rising.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Hey, and break on through to the other side.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Man, there is there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: You go, Mojo, say hello to our friend Andrea, the
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: astrology lady.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: She's online.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Why hello? You know it's amazing. That's why I love you, Ben,
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: because I was I was sitting here on hold thinking
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: whatever happened. I had mentioned a couple of weeks ago
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: about Andrew. I'm thinking that, hey, I'm close to her,
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: maybe we can date. And then you, of course, with
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: your amazing mind, you remembered and you just happened to
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: bring it up and look at here we are interesting.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: When's your birthday? Mojo?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Rightway, right away, right away?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: See this is this is this is Mojo. This is
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: a preview when you if you date Andrea, this is
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: what you're going You're going to get the astrology questions
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Is the package here?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: So yes, hey, but I don't mind because just like
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Jim Morris and the Intellect, that's where my moon and
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: my rising is. I'm actually a Libra. I am in
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: October twenty first, is when my birthday is.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, right on because of Libra scorpio, I think that's
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Lee for though. Yeah, October twenty first, and what year.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: You look at it right right, right, right away?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: What is the year nineteen sixty eight?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Oh say that on the down low, I hear you.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I'm an old guy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: No, that's cool. The sixties were a very revolutionary time
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: on the planet. You're honest, Pluto conjunction, very creative and
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: you know, kind of rebellious. And you can let me
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: know what time you were born if you know it,
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: and where.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Well, we're not we're gonna. We're not gonna do this
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: because I listen.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: If you guys, I know, it's up to you, Andrew
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: if you want, you guys can talk more off the air,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: if that's something you're interested in, and you guys can
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: do this. I don't want to take all your conversation
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: away if you end up like meeting at some restaurant
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: or coffee shop or something like that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I don't want to take it all away on the show.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: But there you go.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: And I guess, Mojo, are you on ex Mojo Rasino?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Andrea's on there so you can find her on there.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: I believe well, actually, you know, since I'm since I'm
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: such an old school guy stuff in the stone age.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: I only have my phone.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Do you have emails? Do you have email?
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: I actually do have an email address on my phone.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, all right, well maybe we can connect on that,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: but it's up to Andrew. I don't want to, you know,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: force anything here, so we'll be able to leave it there.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: And Andrew, if you're interested, let me know and we'll
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: get you guys in touch.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: How about that? How amazing would that be?
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: So that could be a memorable, full mood to meet
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: new people. Yes, nice about connecting with other spirits on
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: the planet.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: And that's always nice to have new friends, right, Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Friends makes the world go around, It.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Really does, exactly. All right, Well, thank you, Andrea. Let
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: me know and we'll give you email. You guys can.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Talk more off the off the air if that's something
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: you guys are interested in the Great Modo rising, So
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: let us know, Coop if if that happens, I'll pass
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: it on. I have I know, I have Andrea's email.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: She's emailing a few times. She sends me her newsletter
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: every she does like four times a year. I think
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I think four times a year, that's about right. So
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: this doll story I gotta I gotta talk about this doll.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: It's crazy story.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: And well, let me go to Angry Bill for I
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: think this is something like Angry Bill would do.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: He Hello, Angry Bill in Florida.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: How you're doing better? You always always put her on
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: before me, and she does nothing but make me constipated.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: You know, if you want to go back on hold,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I'll put you on. Wants to move, all right, go
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: back on? I mean, what do you want me to do?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I put you on.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You can plain.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I keep you on hold. I put you on the air.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: You complain, you hate everyone that calls you. I put
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you on after that Jed who fled?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You complain about that? I put you on after her.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: You complain about that. All you do is complain.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: So a an NBA player's gone viral for a doll,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: but not Lebron James. Did you see Cooper loop? Did
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: you see here the NBA player story involving a doll?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You you did not?
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: No, I was sorry, I was I was talking to Andrea. Okay,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: story involving a dog doll?
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Doll?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: No?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So lamar odom has gone viral. I want to
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: phrase this the right way. So Lamar former Clipper, former Laker.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: He recently announced, and I don't know why you would
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: announce this, that he had a custom made let's call
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: it a making whoopie doll to resemble his ex wife
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Chloe Kardashian. Yeah, it turns out she's apparently not real
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: happy about that.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that seem a little little odd? Yeah? Well, hello
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: plastic ladies. Uh yeah, I didn't even know that was
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: a possible thing.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I guess ednything is possible now with laser printers and
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: all that, But that is that is nutsall man lamar odom,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: and he's apparently very upset by fair to say, didn't
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: remember he almost died at a whorehouse in Nevada a
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: couple of years back and survived, And now he's even
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: though he's not with his his wife anymore, he's kind
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: of with his wife because.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: He's got that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I kind of wish our friend Lorraina was here because
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I think she'd really have a lot to say about that.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe we'll save that story for next week. We'll bring
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: that back when she returns.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: It is the.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Ben Maler Show. We have got Big Ben's lame jokes
• 32:27
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• 32:29
  Speaker 2: if we have him or not. If not, we need
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: a fake weed man. Hopefully he's there. But we're gonna
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: have Big Ben's lame jokes of the week for the
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: rest of the hour, not for part of the hour,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: for the rest of the hour.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next.
• 32:50
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• 32:53
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• 32:56
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• 32:59
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• 33:35
  Speaker 1: And now back to the madness.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Knock Knock, who's there blame weed blame week too. It's
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: big Man's lame joke of the week.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: And that it is is weed Man. There do we
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: have our weed Man hit me our last track of
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the joke? So though, weed Man? Yeah, Hey, what's your line?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Weed Man?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Hey? I love you made me laugh.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: You seem like you're a little distraught. Is everything not
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: going well for you?
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: No?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I wish you'd get me out of this place, get
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: me apartment?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Well, anybody want to help weed man out? He's looking
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: for a new place to play, a new place to live.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Six hundred bucks a month? Is that what you said?
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Six six fifty. Okay, that's reasonable. It's nineteen eighty seven,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: nineteen eighty seven, six fifty. You'll get you a nice place.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Why didn't Lizzo ever use a tour bus? Why she
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: preferred the gravy train ture? That's a chip in Maine,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: the solid joke. These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: You want to send a joke in you think you're funny,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Send a joke in care of benmallor show at gmail
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: dot com. Why did Lizzo go to the paint store?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Why because she wanted to get thinner. That's eat in Roseville, menace,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: How very funny. What did Lizzo do when she found
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: out her horse was pregnant?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: What she gave it a bridal shower? Come on, man,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: that's as.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: George, George and Uvaldi Texas picky eater. Lizzo only likes
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: two kinds of pies more homemade and store bought.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That's the only kind she eats. That's each in Roseville again.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Did you hear that Lizzo applied to work at the
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Ben Maller Show.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she heard about the tons of food that get
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: sent in to the women on the show.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: That's Bobby. Are you kidding, Bobby? I don't know, though.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I think if Lizzo worked on the show, she'd get
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: as much food as Loraina.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Something tells me probably not.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: What what did Lizzo do after losing fifty pounds? What
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: she looked at her butt in the mirror for the
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: first time and found it?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: That's Daniel.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Why should you always hang a picture with Lizzo?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: You know she never Why should you never hang a
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: picture with Lizzoh?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Why because it'll always fall down? There you go?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: That's Noah, our buddy, Noah, he's in Austin.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Now I play him at scrabble.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Why aren't you on your You should be on that scrabble,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: weed Man, I could play at scrabble all right?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: What's blue? What? What's blue? And doesn't weigh much? What
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: light blue?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Know?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: In Austin?
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: What has Lizzo proved now that she is actively dating?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: What you can put lipstick on a pig? That's surfer
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Tod the comedian. It's big Man's lame joke. So we
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Lizzo wants to schedule a weight loss celebration event and
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: is looking for a cheap party planner, so she can
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: you know, treat. Uh, you know somebody can treat like
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: dirt and weezel loud of paying and all that stuff. Well,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: weed Man was in weed Man was in line, but
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: you got rejected when you said her music sucked and
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: he needed money.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Defeat us, Tom, That is the worst joke ever tired?
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Tom? I mean what are you doing? Tom?
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: We do Q and A jokes just because we don't
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: need seven paragraphs.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: What the hell was that? Seriously? What are we doing?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Did you know blind Scott gave weed Man hippie some
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: great advice. What yeah, Blind Scott told him to quit
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: pleasuring himself or weed Man would end up like him
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: or even worse like Blair from Maine. That's John and Youngstown.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Well last weekend, What did the NCAA basketball tournament and
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: weed Man Hippie have in common?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: What down to the final four? In your case? Teeth?
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: That's Terry and Saint Paul. Why does weed Man want
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: to pitch for the Dodgers because you heard that you
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: only have to work four or five innings and then
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: get the rest of the day off, so you'd be
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: good on that. That's Eric in Kansas. Well, Cheech and
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Chong finally reunited, but not for their rumored.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: One last movie.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: What why?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they went down to the Miami Courthouse to get
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: weed Man Hippie to stop stealing their gimmick.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That's Joe in Virginia Beach. How do we know that
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: weed Man is superstitious?
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Well, if he sees some crack on the sidewalk, he
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: won't step on it, He'll pick it up and smoke it.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: That's Surfer Todd there. Surfer Todd the comedian, a great
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: joke writer. Good to have him back. How did jose
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Luis Baluster react to his new found fame at the Masters?
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: How?
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Apparently he pissed it all away is what he did
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: right there. He's very upset. He was very upset the
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: story was leaked. That's a chip in Maine. Who sent
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: that one in? Did you know that Luca is not
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: a fan of a Bible belt? No, yeah, he's a
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: he's a fan of a Hamburger belt.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I loves that. That's Tony in the Bay Area. Very
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: very funny.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Uh, how do you how would you rate Mike the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Leprecun's dad jokes? They're about as funny as Blind Scott
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: and a gun. That's a chip in Maine. There, it
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: is Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.