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Korean BJ Time: HitchBOT's Death & Lenny Kravitz Wardrobe Malfunction · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis Dan I
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accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't understand how
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sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my own daughter
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and occasionally Cherry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with
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a little sashwat cleanis inside of you
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multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy all right I'm pissed off and I want our listeners to do something about
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it please elaborate I need Al List's to hunt down and find the people
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responsible for killing an innocent thing okay he went all around Germany
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all around Netherlands went across Canada got to America and was
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killed of course I'm talking about hitchbot what is hitchbot please explain
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Haven you heard about hitchbot it is uh this robot that these
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Canadian scientists made right and they basically put it on the side of the road
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and just say like San Francisco or bust and it's got chip in its head and it
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just keeps keeps track of where it's going by GPS it's actually I'm looking
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at the pictures now yeah it went around Germany went
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around Netherlands went across Canada in like 26 days and this is just from
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people stopping on the side of the road and picking it
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up so they did the same thing in America they dropped him off in I think uh
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Salem mhm oh yeah and had a little Signs San Francisco coast to coast in 5 days
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he still hadn't left the state yep after 5 days still hadn't left the state
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and then a week later he was dead he was killed in Philadelphia someone cut his
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head off and took it the insides wow J I want our listeners to
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find the people who did this and make them pay wow that is such that's such a
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great metaphor the different attitudes between
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America and the rest of the world yeah like even somewhere so close
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like Canada not a problem just don't trust
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things little hitchy robots don't trust him don't trust him cuz America they
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would have been like what kind of terrorist [ __ ] is this yeah yeah what rights is this
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trying to take away from me I'm I'm Australian for some reason [ __ ] Obama
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has put a [ __ ] robot [Laughter] here yep I think's taking my guns away I
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saw it it was all my guns it's taking my guns and it's trying to give me free
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healthare [ __ ] you so it's a bit of a shape I hope they
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try to get I'd really like them to do it
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in Australia I'd pick him up yeah um speaking of
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crime uh I don't want to alarm you Luke
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or or damn but as you know uh our
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listeners one listener in particular MH has had a crime committed against him in
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the past oh you talking about uh Chris from Queensland
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yeah yeah yeah yeah that he's mug stolen yeah yeah and uh you just confirm with
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me again you've sent him his new mug is that right Luke cuz he yes I've sent him
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another mug he's uh cuz he's a back to the Parc Locker he's a backer on patreon
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patreon.com mple nerdgasm mhm $2 an episode I think get you the mug that's
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right well does it cuz uh cuz he hasn't got it oh what wait
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a I know so this son of a [ __ ] that
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stop Chris's mug from off his porch uh-huh has struck again
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well I don't know I wanted to make sure that he got it because last time he
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didn't so I messaged him on Twitter and I said did you get it and he said um
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actually no and I didn't want to be a [ __ ] and complain about it but I didn't
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get it no no no be a [ __ ] complain we want to hear this
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so I don't know man I don't know what's going on Chris meant to have a mug dude
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I'm sorry I'm going to give it one more weake to Sharp it has been sent if it
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doesn't I will try it again I'm going to extend it by registered post this time
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all right cuz it goes to a it's like a it's a parcel Locker if you out there
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and you're the guy who's stealing these [ __ ] mugs and I've never had a
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problem with the parcel Locker cuz he took your advice after this
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happened so yeah I don't know so yeah here where I live you how usually
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if you uh if you're not home when the mail comes and you get a package they
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put a little calling card and you go to the post office to pick it up and you
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got to go during work hours and it's a big pain in the ass here if you're not
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home when the mail comes they put it in the parcel Locker for you see that's
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great yeah you just go to a parcel Locker you um uh you type in your your
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digits sends you a confirmation SMS you confirm it opens up you take your
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package
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huh yep it's great yeah that's awesome they should do that here they what did
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they do that in camra well they actually do it around if
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you actually just go on Australia Post and type in parcel Locker you'll see you
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can just sign up for it it's a free service it's free yes completely free I
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know we've talked about this but I think I missed the part where it was free so
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yes cuz it's you don't have a an actual you don't have the locker is not yours
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it can be used by anyone they just basically scan it in send you
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an email to go hey it's here and you go and that Locker on that day will be
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yours yeah it's not a how do they know where to send it to like if how do I
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know you have you have an address so I get mine sent to a certain par Locker
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area in Tong in cber right so it's the same it's a normal address and you just
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got a uh like a login number that the post have with you and they go yep
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that's you put it in there send you an email okay look into that and it's really
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great cuz mine's are cross the road from work yeah right so none of this waiting
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and trying to find time to go to the Post Office well speaking of uh
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technology and services that we scoffed and are now interested in pursuing
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remember ages ago there was a service that we reviewed on this podcast where
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somebody else would open up your mail and scan it and email it to you yes I
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think Matt knows where I'm going with this yeah I am well we are now that
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service yeah that's right thanks for that buddy I really do appreciate you
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opening scanning and emailing me my
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mail yeah yeah so um yeah so I I I I
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scoffed uh but I'm now well and truly in the position where that service is pretty much
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Essential and uh thanks for uh thanks for providing that service for me CU I
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took it to the post office and I said to the woman if I just write his address on
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it will they for it on to him in in another country and she went
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no all right fine fine well I'll sort something else out yeah now the only
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thing I could think it was either a fine a
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check or an electricity bill they're the only three things that come in mail
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these days it's true and you're not too far off most of it was tax related yeah ah yeah
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yeah um well speaking of ordering things and and things being delivered and all that kind
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of jazz uh I can't remember exactly what triggered me to recall this but I think
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it was someone talking about Visa debit cards actually because I remember back
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in the day uh when I didn't have a credit card for for a long time cuz I
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was young and I just basically didn't need one but yeah I got a Visa debit
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card at some point and that was that was the the card that I used to purchase the
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very first thing that I ever bought on the internet yeah and um and and I
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remember what that was and I wondered if you guys could recall what the very
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first thing you purchased on the internet was and and if it's something
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that you're willing to share then please share it but um uh the very first thing
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that I ever purchased on the internet was a a set of Star Wars The Phantom
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Menace action figures oh wow yeah it was
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it was the full set of uh it was Qui-Gon Obi-Wan uh Anakin uh and Darth Maul I
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believe it was it was four four figures and uh that was before I'd actually seen the
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film wow of course it would have been before you saw it yeah you wouldn't get
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them after so uh and I actually have those action figures um but I am going
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to get rid of them because I'm I'm selling off a bunch of my stuff so
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listeners if you're interested in purchasing the uh the phous action
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figures but the very first thing I purchased on the internet uh they'll be
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up on eBay and we'll share the link to the uh to the to the eBay auction for
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that I should have done that with my eBay stuff because I just sold a ton of
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Star Wars figures myself really I'm going to sell a bunch of stuff in fact
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and if you if for some reason listeners if you're into audio and you want some
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audio equipment like get in contact with me because I'm selling some stuff I got
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an audio interface I got a mix keep enough to do this podcast Matt yeah well
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that's the thing right when we first started doing this we were like let's
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all get together in a room and we'll do this and and so I have equipment that
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was that was for that I've got like a a rack mount mixer and and and an audio
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interface it wasn't just for that it was for recording drums and stuff cuz
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because I do music as well uh in case listeners don't know but um but I don't
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need it now because we did this all through the magic of the internet
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because we're all literally in in very different places now so pH physical
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places not mentally mentally we're in the same place yeah I think it's I like
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to think we are I still like you guys a thanks Matt was that ever a doubt
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what was the first thing you bought Luke online mine was uh dance hall Crashers
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jumper what uh-huh uhhuh okay I I quite like dance hall crashes what is dance
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hall crashes there a scar oh okay all right that makes sense yeah mhm that
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sounds like a Luke thing that was a a CD no no no it was a jumper oh a hoodie
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right a hoodie sure yeah I got it sent over from America and it cost me about
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$150 Jesus yeah I used to buy stuff from Hot Topic and it was it was obscene how
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much it cost you got screwed on the conversion rate and then you got screwed
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on Postage and then they demanded that I pay extra import tax on one of them
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because I just used to save up and buy a bunch of stuff at once and they yeah
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they got me that way
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Dan I bought a CD and it was music for a
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darkened theater by danman yeah cool and I couldn't find it
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in any stores uh and then I found it on Amazon uh cost me about 60 bucks to get
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that CD it's a good CD it's a fantastic CD it's a double disc but
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um yeah to be honest I I I got probably my 60 bucks worth out of it not only did
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I listen to it a lot but all of the short films we made during that time was
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scored unofficially by Danny Elman
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excellent yeah yeah yeah it's got some stuff on it that I don't think is on
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anything else on your stuff you done for commercials and things
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yeah yeah I can tell you the most recent thing I purchased online what's
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that um I purchased a quadbox CD do you remember the band quadbox I do the
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drummer for quadbox Laura uh I went to
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school with her wait is quadbox for
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women no no they were guys through their
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I'm talking the '90s quad box maybe I'm thinking of a completely different I
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think you might be quad box unless are they from Western Sydney they were from Sydney
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yeah quad box interesting who's in the
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band I I cannot remember
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um God this CD came out in like 95 or
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something okay and it's still available um I just managed to find one
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on eBay and it cost me $15 for an EP mhm MH so $3 a
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song yeah not bad I would have paid more
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yeah I used to have their best off city and then I lost it and I was very
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sad so if anyone has any quad box out there let me know H quad box if you're
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listening you could be the official sponsor of this uh podcast I just did a
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Google search Okay according to Google
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quadbox is a ratcheting wrench set so I don't know what you're talking about
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that's why it's that's why it's really hard to find CDs and music from them
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because that's what I kept getting directed
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to so what time is it there in uh where you are Dan I don't want to say where
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you are I'm 2 hours behind so it's uh it's about 8:00 right okay it's funny
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thing about time zones is that uh they're all different everywhere but
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they kind of been standardized I guess well yeah I mean it's the further
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you go left and right from
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GMT yeah so I no I didn't realize this but uh apparently there's a certain
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country that had their time zone stolen from them sons of
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[ __ ] uh I actually obviously I'm not I'm not that into the history of this
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country so I mean is this is this a calm rational country that has a legitimate
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claim absolutely yeah North Korea oh
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yeah yeah um oh yes so apparently uh at some point like I said I don't I don't
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know a whole lot about North Korean history but apparently Japan
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invaded um North Korea at some point and occupied it sounds like something the
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Japanese would do yes it does uh and they they changed
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the time zone I guess to suit their own purposes and uh the the official
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statement from from pongyang the uh the capital of North Korea says the wicked
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Japanese imperialists committed such unpardonable crimes as depriving Korea
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of even its standard time while mercilessly trampling down its land with
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5,000 year long history and culture and pursuing the unheard of policy of
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obliterating the Korean Nation but never mind that they took their time yeah
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that's uh literally it's a hell of a thing to steal and so North Korea has now
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switched back to their own time zone uh effectively
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creating I think their own time zone wow
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I mean Korea always they they already
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have their own calendar right so um instead of doing the whole BC and AD
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thing uh they count all time as starting from the birth of their first founding
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leader right right right and he was born in
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1912 um so uh um in Korea right now this
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is uh the year um 104 ju so
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um that that2 is is ju one and we're in
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Ju 104 right now yeah so what was from
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the time before his birth uh BJ I assume before
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Ju Just Just Google BJ I assume you'll find that just don't
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just Google Asian BJ yeah yeah Korean
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BJ yeah um yeah so they're on their own actually affect anyone except North
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Korea probably not um because I mean it's not like they they really interact
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with the rest of the world other than saying ridiculous things anyway um South
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Korea uh I'm not on there the same time zone is North Korea now I love it South
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Korea it's like they've got a big brother who's a [ __ ] and everyone
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assum too like South Korea you doing this weird thing no we're not it baffles
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me that there is a place like North Korea in the world right now I know like
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I know that there's a lot of lot there a lot of horrible places in the world like
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where there's Injustice and stuff like that but North Korea is just so
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ridiculous sometimes I'm like how is there a place where where this can
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happen like some of these things like there's TV commercials on YouTube about
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J before he died like I would still love to go there you can go there go there
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and and see and go and see like the the actors in the hospital and the shop
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fronts that are pretend yeah I know think it'd be amazing and I have I have
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friends who did the tour really yeah yeah and basically what
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they say is that the tour guides who are telling you what is what know that
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they're spouting utter [ __ ] but that out of politeness for their culture you
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you just have to nod and go along with it yeah I'm sure that well you wouldn't
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want to piss anyone off yeah no
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no yeah so uh North Korea so we going you're not going to Mars you're not
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going to the Moon maybe we can get you to North Korea I mean it really is
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another planet isn't it and they really do test the limits of how weird a
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culture can get yeah yeah I mean and I
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don't know just it's it's scary to me to think that obviously there are people who live
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there that know that it's [ __ ] but there are also a lot of people who Pro
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probably don't yeah know that it's [ __ ] and people believe in a lot of
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weird stuff and it it weirds me out to think that if if one day North Korea
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does go too far and do something that causes other countries to retaliate like
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are there citizens going to think that they were right the whole time and the
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world is against them like like think about it like if you don't you don't
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have any access to any other information that's out there and you're being told
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that this is true that's what I mean that's terrifying from your government
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you're going to believe it what if that's the what if that's how it is
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here oh just blowing mind what if we just don't
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know I mean so North Korea are the same ones and we're crazy maybe I mean they
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should they probably don't have podcasts like this in North
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Korea but probably not exactly like this
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no probably not I mean like even even in China you know' got the the the great
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firewall of China yeah so things things are a little different over there
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because of that they get different access to information what if we're the
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same I'm scared let's move on to something else all right Luke do you like science I love
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science we we have been very luy North Korea doesn't what's that North Korea doesn't
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like science no North Korea doesn't like science I mean why would you need science when
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you have a magical leader who can fix any problem exactly that's a well it's a
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good point that's [ __ ] science for you right there I me it's not
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but we've we've been very lucky here uh
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in that um we were contacted by the creator of the science deck playing
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cards MH and um if you haven't seen this Kickstarter the link will be in the show
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notes Kickstarter has ended but um it was a really awesome Kickstarter for
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these science themed playing cards and um in case you don't know it's actually
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uh National Science week in Australia this week um not not as we record this
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but as this a it will be ask yeah um so
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uh and to
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celebrate they've sent us uh a bunch of these decks of playing cards to to give
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away on the show and um I got to say these cards are really cool they're
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really beautiful I mean these were created by a graphic designer who
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obviously loves science and the history of Science and these are just impeccably
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created like if you if you're going to get a deck of cards and you're into
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science and you don't get these well maybe you're not just that into
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science yeah and this is like I don't know I've seen some weird [ __ ] on
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Kickstarter but this is like this is awesome like this is one of those kickstarters
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that you want to have backed yeah that's right or want to uh not have backed but
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get the opportunity to um reap the rewards yeah yeah yeah here is your
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chance because you missed out in the kickstarter yeah exactly right so each
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card has uh some kind of science element on it like uh the the Ace of Spades is
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the atom and uh we've got um we've got the Doppler effect the
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telephone um microbiology my favorite
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are the Jokers yeah Shing its cat One
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Alive one dead yeah it's excellent and all the Jacks kings and queens are are
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famous scientists so you know Isaac Newton Tesla um Charles Darwin's on
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there uh Einstein it's just it's it's
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cool oh sorry I I only mentioned the the men there that is unintentionally sexist
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of me we've got mariey um ad what you know no no no if on an even should be
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fine to just say random names I didn't mean to do that that
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being sexist I think you're forgiven yeah all right good maybe maybe
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as a man I'm not qualified to grant you that forgiveness I probably not don't
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know every time we talk about this kind of stuff I don't I wonder if we're
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qualified to talk about it I know nothing about moving back back to the
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cards back to the cards back to science where it's safe yeah um if you would
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like to receive a deck of these awesome playing cards uh all you need to do is
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contact us and tell us who is your favorite scientist and what did they do
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that was so cool and we'll send you a deck of these cards um so podcast at
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multip nerdgasm tocom uh multip nerdgasm on Facebook uh twitter.com
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nerdgasm uh on Google+ search for on there uh on Instagram you can comment we
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we'll put up uh an image of the cards uh when this airs and you can comment on
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that and tell us uh and then just get in touch and we get you details and and
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yeah we'll we'll read out some of the the cool answers and stuff on the show
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uh next week and we'll send we'll send your deck of these cards yeah at Le
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first come first serve oh absolutely yeah I mean yeah we don't have a
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limitless supply of them I mean man super nice of them just to send us
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these yeah they are great cards I I have been playing with one deck of cards yeah
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right and they're really nice just to clarify though we're we're not giv them
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an all out right I I get one of these right yeah you can have one of them yeah
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okay I assume that was the idea well you have to tell us who your favorite
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scientist is and why yeah that's right get in now yeah um I guess my favorite
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scientist is um uh Marie cury because
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quite honestly she's the sexiest Fair Point
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yeah historically all right one deck of cards coming your
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way I uh I'll take this opportunity to um tell a quick story secondhand that
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one of our listeners who is a scientist told me once um and that's a good friend
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of ours who is a scientist who goes to schools and educates kids in science and
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um she was once asked a question by a kid that I just love a kid put up his
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hand and said where do scientist live and she said well they live in houses
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like everyone else and really disappointed he said Oh I thought they
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lived underground I love that I really love
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that I know who you're talking about and I think that person uh should also get a
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deck of these cards yeah um and and and you know what if if you are listening
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then your favorite scientist can be yourself yeah that person probably is
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listening and and yes we'll uh we'll make sure they get a deck of
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cards as long as they say that they like themselves sure all right fine I don't
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want people breaking the rules all right all right no you're right we'
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disqualified people for breaking the rules before so that's true we absolutely
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have yeah so if you're going to make sure that your favorite scientist is not
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disguising themselves as a [ __ ] that's that's all I'll say because we've had
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trouble with that in the past I cannot make that
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promise we've literally had problems with that in the past we really
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have uh did you guys see Lenny Kravitz's dick this week yeah we got any dick
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[Laughter]
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news it to get away it to fly
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away yeah yeah yeah [Music]
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what I really want to know
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is that's that that was the dick news jingle that was just there
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um what a dick yeah I I did see Lenny Kit's dick this week I mean it was kind
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of this week was all about Lenny's dick wasn't it it was it was they should it's
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a national holiday I think now yeah dick dick day dick day H yeah did you see
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this dick did you see the dick Luke uh no I'm just looking at it
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now yep that's a dick I I mean I'd go as far as saying that this is the most
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famous dick in the world right now yeah penis gate this has really boosted his
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career though what's that I forgot ly kevitz was around this has really got him back
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in I think he did it on purpose yeah yeah look was the last I
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might listen to some Lenny KRA well fuing never it's not just because
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I'm you know it's out of date I really really didn't go in for Lenny but you
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you probably on to something there because I mean when was the last time
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your dick accidentally broke
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free I don't know if that's I don't know if that's happened to me yeah yeah like
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when my dick's out like it's out on purpose cuz I want you to know that my
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dick is out you know what I mean sure oh like how Lenny krait himself
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tweeted penis gate I I did actually did he continue
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did he continue to finish the song yeah he he he finished the song and then and
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then he went off stage and changed ah yep yeah so I mean just just simply
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wearing underwear would have made this like decidedly less
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dramatic sure so if you haven't seen the video and you don't particularly want to
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watch the video what happens is basically he's rocking out of on stage
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he he he rushes forward to the crowd and and kind of crouches with his legs
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spread as he's playing the guitar and his pants just
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explode releasing his penis cuz he's not wearing any underwear uh his P his penis
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with piercing yeah uh which is the other apparently big news of the week Lenny
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kravis is has a genital piercing
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also he a Jew right I have no
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idea putting that out there I think he might be a
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Jewish based on his piercing well based on a lot of things all right maybe it
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was just for for Hygiene this day and age doesn't really
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make a difference to hygiene though does it oh no I know that but but maybe Mr
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Mrs Kravitz didn't yeah that's
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fair Kravitz yeah nationality name is
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that I mean it sounds polish does um something like that but I mean he's
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black for a Polish guy right sure yeah he's he's I just being
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unnecessarily racist now no it's I mean I don't know Dan I don't know
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that's the problem the problem is I can't tell no that's the problem and I
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also don't know a lot of black guys called Lenny you know what I mean Lenny that's
29:56
true like if somebody rang you up and said I am Lenny Kravitz you you wouldn't
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be picturing a big black guy with a pierced [ __ ] would you no no I would I
30:08
wouldn't well I'm almost certain that Lenny Kravitz is not from the Himalayan
30:15
mountains yeah no that's a fair assumption okay but somebody probably
30:20
didn't bub him to him there but we've had Terry on a bunch of times and and a
30:24
while ago Terry smallo for the listeners I'm sure you know Terry m is everyone
30:28
knows who Terry smallo is uh famous Sasquatch Hunter well I'm sure they
30:31
follow him on Twitter and uh Instagram and Instagram
30:37
yeah Sasquatch he's been off shooting his
30:43
show uh he did Duck in the other day uh just briefly he's off again um but he
30:49
dropped off a cliff uh dropped off a cliff no he dropped off a clip of his
30:54
show Sasquatch watch ah right
30:59
right um so and he he's given us exclusive rights to to Premier the clip
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oh wow I mean you guys yeah it's
31:09
incredible so this is a world first yeah exactly uh do you guys want to hear it
31:14
oh absolutely yeah definitely all right I'm just going to
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do one thing here pause that all right
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well here we go this is uh this is episode two of Sasquatch watches you
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know he shot the pilot uh here in the Pillager scrub and then uh and then
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somehow he's managed to to to shoot off internationally to shoot the rest of it
31:36
so here we go man that pilot must have gone Gang Busters yeah well it was huge it was
31:41
huge probably because we we gave it a bit of Sizzle but we certainly did we we
31:45
plugged it hard so to speak thanks to a clerical error at the Australian Film
31:50
Institute Terry smallo has been able to secure enough funding to travel the
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world shooting the first season of Sasquatch watch this week we find Terry
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high in the Himalayan mountains on the trail of a legendary Bigfoot like
32:02
creature the yeti otherwise known as The Abominable
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Snowman yeah good day um I'm here in the Majestic Himalayan Mountains and I could
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tell you it's [ __ ] cold I've had to pop two pairs of me socks on and uh
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traded the old dup volleys in for a pair of these hiking boots which is all right
32:22
cuz they're pretty [ __ ] cool Tes survival tip number one uh in condition
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like this warm water can turn pretty [ __ ] cold real quick so while it
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might seem like a good idea at the time take it from me intentionally pissing
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yourself is not a good way to warm up in the snow Terry secures the services of
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two sherpers mountain men of the Himalayas their names are Ang and jangu
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and Terry questions them on the tales of the Snowman hey Ang You Ever Seen The
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Abominable Snowman once once I see him you saw him H can you take me to where
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this happened yes yes we go and so Terry and his two sherper companions set off
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into the mountains towards the site where Ang last Saw evidence of the Yeti
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Terry hadn't counted on the strict vegetarian diet followed by his friends
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and his mood was becoming increasingly foul for days they saw no sign of the
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beast but then one morning as they neared the summit disaster struck Jang
33:19
Buu's tent was discovered torn apart and Jang Buu was no more um yeah well it
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looks like uh during the nor the um abominable Sasquatch came into camp and
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um ripped into Yang bu's tent it then
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seems to have um raped him to death and
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then consumed the more delicious meaty
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parts of his um tasty sherp of body yeah uh it's uh it's awful yeah it's it's
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awful uh Ang are you all right he's such
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terrible poor Jang Buu here his kind soul
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we must head back to Village and warn first here we we must eat for strength
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here oh n I'm actually all right I am
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I'm I'm not hungry I'm good um still
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still full from from last night yeah
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yeah Mr Terry anything think Mr Terry
34:18
what is what is this blood on your boot my Bo yes you you have blood on boot Mr
34:25
Tedy and also on sleeve right listen to me Ang we're going to
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pack this up and we're going to head back to the village and we're going to
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deliver the news to the villagers we're going to make it very clear to them like
34:38
I'm making it very clear to you Jang Buu was asleep in his tent and the
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Abominable Snowman burst in had its way with him and feasted on his delicious
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corpse then as it wiped the drill from its mouth it said you should have stayed
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the [ __ ] away from my wife and if those Villages if they [ __ ] with me if you Ain
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you [ __ ] with Terry smallo maybe you'll wake up in the middle of the night with
35:02
an abominable pist inside of you do you understand me and so ended Terry small
35:07
sho's Adventure in the Himalayas join us next time on Sasquatch watch when Terry
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travels to Scotland in search of the European Sasquatch also known as the wild man of the
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[Music]
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woods oh and I do theme song there that was great
35:31
yeah yeah so stay tuned for more I guess I mean the full episode of of that uh is
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probably going to be airing on I don't know Discovery or or one of those
35:42
high-profile channels at some point that's going to get pirated more than Game of
35:45
Thrones obviously yeah I mean while he's in Scotland doing the mountain man he's
35:51
probably going to do the Loch nness Monster too right I mean that's a kind
35:55
of Sasquatch right yeah I think he's got this kind of webisode spin-off series
36:01
he's been talking about which might might include some of that stuff yeah I
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guess funding yeah I know I know I know
36:09
yeah I think uh I think he's been he's been applying for for Grants under his
36:14
old his old hunting partner's name I don't know if you recall there was H
36:18
there was some kind of legal issue around that I don't really remember
36:23
something about him being raped to death by a Sasquatch I don't recall mhm mhm
36:27
yeah yeah something like that yeah getting shot in the back if I
36:32
recall that rings a bell yeah rings a bell yep yep so we'll see H well he's
36:39
you know he's he's a confident guy the old Terry smallo he sure is someone else that I
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found was quite confident this week uh is Tom Hanks you guys know Tom Hanks
36:51
sure remember him he used to be a comedian and then uh then he only did
36:55
movies that made you cry and then seem to just stop doing everything all
36:59
together was he actually a comedian or did he just do some funny movies well
37:05
yeah it's a good point but he did only do funny movies didn't he oh yeah sure
37:10
yeah yeah like big and and and that's the only one I can think of the other
37:13
one big is good I watched that only a year or so ago and it [ __ ] holds up I
37:19
mean like they don't try to explain any of the plot you know and you just have
37:25
to go with it that he got big yeah
38:27
pay to see me let's work out the details of my Discovery we can do it the way
38:32
Lana Turner was discovered with me sitting on a soda shop stool and you
38:36
walk in and notice me and Bingo I'm a star or maybe we can do it this way I
38:40
stumble into your office one day and beg for a job to get rid of me you give me a
38:44
standin part in your next film while shooting that film the star breaks his
38:48
leg in the dressing room and because you are behind schedule already you
38:51
arbitrarily Place me in his part and Bingo I'm a star all of these plans are
38:56
fine with me all we can do it any way you'd like it makes no difference to me
39:00
but let's get one thing straight I do not want to be some big time Hollywood
39:03
Superstar with girls crawling all over me just a HomeTown American boy who's
39:07
hit the big time owns a Porsche and calls Robert Redford Bob respectfully
39:12
submitted your pal forever Thomas Hanks and I think that's the best that's
39:19
awesome yeah did he get a response
39:25
yeah I don't know I mean if he didn't this guy must be
39:31
kicking himself yeah I mean I would say probably not
39:36
because I dare say kids send out letters like this all the time and get ignored
39:41
and this one's only special because he did become a big star yeah I mean you
39:46
guys remember we had as geek of the week that guy who edited footage of Ste
39:52
Steven Spielberg talking about Schindler's List into
39:58
ANW with himself and
40:02
um Spielberg said that neither he nor any of his affiliate companies would
40:07
ever consider offering this guy a job so you know sometimes it backfires but here
40:14
it seemed to worked yeah that's pretty cool so you
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think that's why he's a star now oh must be must be yeah yeah good point why else
40:25
would he yeah I'm just going to take that letter change the name I'm
40:29
going to send it off I'm the next big star yeah I mean you couldn't lose
40:34
anything from that right no I'd have to change sing about like
40:39
the American small town and stuff but that that'll be fine yeah but you could
40:43
write Australian small town yeah like that's that's not a huge amount of editing needed no
40:48
no warrington's pretty small yeah yeah wouldn't be redfin's a bit out of date
40:54
maybe we could say Brad Pit Brad Pit
40:57
chanim tting oh yeah chanim tanovich [Laughter]
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y or William defo will
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the in
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[Music] films well speaking of
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uh I don't know stuff um never very good
41:26
never a very good Segway as you may have noticed we've talked about fallout
41:32
shelter before I think have you played Fallout Shelter Dan yeah I did I I'll be
41:36
honest I didn't get well into it I kind of played it for a bit and and then just
41:41
didn't really have time to go back to it I get to play it in 3 days yeah because
41:46
it's not out on whatever device you have correct yeah it comes out on the 13th to
41:50
Android I spent a bit of time with it
41:53
this last week um and I I've since stopped for various reasons which I'll
41:59
detail but um things were going quite well uh in My Little Shelter uh my
42:04
full-out shelter but then and then one day this guy turns up at the door cuz
42:09
you get you get kind of wasteland Wanderers turning up at your Vault
42:13
sometimes and they want to come in so this guy turns up uh Dressed in priest's
42:18
robes priest's attire okay and uh and he turns up at the door and he's he wants
42:23
to come in so I'm like all right fine we'll give him a
42:25
job uh he seems like a priest right so I'll put him I'll just put him in the
42:29
living quarters and he can he can kind of you know preach to people or
42:33
something like that so I'll put him in the living quarters right this guy has
42:37
got the priest's robes give him a very high Charisma because you have a special
42:41
score all the characters have special scores like in like in Fallout the game
42:44
you know which represent different attributes like strength perception uh
42:49
endurance Charisma intelligence agility
42:53
and luck there you go special um he has very High Charisma from his robes and he
43:00
also has extremely high luck just just
43:04
he just does so this guy then proceeds to impregnate most of the women in my
43:11
Shel in my full
43:14
okay so uh
43:18
so I thought that's a bit strange and then I decided to pop his robes off and
43:24
uh and and use them on someone else to increase their Charisma or whatever I
43:28
know he's got a little bit of a mohawk oh okay Y and so I thought you know what
43:33
this is Luke this is this is Luke in fallout
43:38
shelter look at him he's got he's got high luck and he's popped on some priest
43:43
robes to take advantage of women this is Luke in in the
43:48
Wasteland so uh so you can change the name of the character so I renamed him
43:52
to [ __ ] okay yep yeah uh and and things were going pretty well for him he
43:56
had and fathered a number of children and and things were going well uh until
44:02
the place was infested with ride roaches and literally everybody was
44:05
eviscerated um and the thing that I don't like about this game uh sorry to
44:11
to to bring it back to to the reality of game Logistics and everything but you've
44:16
got to keep checking the game every five minutes to collect all the resources
44:20
otherwise bad things happen and I just can't be asked with it anymore so
44:25
they're all dead uh Luke's dead a and and that's the end I deleted it from my
44:31
phone and we're that's the end of it and we're done with fallout shelter mhm
44:36
mhm but it was a good time while it lasted Luke had fun full shelter is a
44:41
beautiful looking little game you know the the details and The Parallax as you
44:46
pan past everything it's really nice great um it's it's similar to Tiny Death
44:53
Star which I devoted a lot of time to um a couple of years ago but I just maybe I
45:00
just don't have the level of time anymore the one thing I think makes this
45:04
a little bit better than Tiny Death Star is it doesn't have to connect to you
45:07
don't have to connect to online so you the problem that I have
45:11
with it the problem that I have with it based compared to Tiny D star is it
45:16
requires from what I've noticed it requires a lot more
45:21
attention you can't just check in and out in the same way no because like I
45:26
said if if you're low on food uh and then you you've got your
45:31
your um Diner and whatever else generating food and then you you quit
45:35
out to do something else when you come back you know the next day after just
45:39
having your phone in your pocket for 24 hours they've still got no food because
45:44
you didn't collect it and now they're all miserable right cuz you you actually
45:47
have to collect the food cuz they they're too incompetent to they've made the food and
45:52
it's just sat there on the counter and they're like well I don't know what to do with
45:56
it yeah like you have to tap so I don't know it just requires too much attention
46:02
so I'm done with it but yeah I I'll get the in a few days and I have just notic
46:06
I've got recently got the windows 10 and something just annoy me cuz I
46:10
went to see cuz I know on the 13th of August it comes out the date of my
46:14
computer is changed it's now back to
46:19
front ah you're in you've become become an American
46:25
wow well I'll be that cuz that's going to throw me off cuz yeah for some reason
46:29
I thought we're not in October are we
46:35
yeah no we're not not
46:39
yet uh you are getting sick of a game
46:43
from what I read here Dan ah look I mean I was pretty quick last week to kind of talk
46:50
up alien isolation you know and how kind of tense it was and how much I was
46:55
enjoying it but uh the thing about alien isolation as I
47:00
continue to play it is because it's quite challenging you
47:06
know hiding from an alien is no tall order you know what I mean like
47:11
it's it's a tricky thing to do um and because this game relies on kind of
47:17
getting to a save point right you can't just save progress that you make
47:22
willy-nilly and so you could you you you could kind
47:27
of Advance fairly far in a certain
47:32
scenario then be killed and then find yourself not being able to get up to
47:38
that point again uh right and and the
47:43
reason is because it relies on a lot of patients for you to be really stealthy
47:49
but you don't always want to do that and once you've covered a portion of a game
47:53
you don't really want to just really slow Meander through that portion again
47:59
you want to just get to the place where you know you've got to go yeah and this
48:03
game is unforgiving like that so the last time I kind of put it on I was like
48:08
H keep getting killed by the alien I don't know if I'm really
48:12
enjoying this anymore so i' I've turned it off for the time
48:17
being yeah that's the issue I always have with these stealth games is that
48:21
you it's fun until you die and then you have to do the same [ __ ] again yeah and
48:28
it's and it it's just not fun anymore I know what that's like it's instantly
48:32
it's instantly not fun anymore yeah yeah and it's not only just not fun it's
48:36
really unfun really quickly yeah right yeah I know I know what you mean I know
48:42
a game that comes really unfun really quickly after you die and have to go
48:46
back so far battle
48:51
toads yeah right yep a stealth stealth it's not a stealth game but I know it's
48:57
not the checkpoints in that are so
49:10
unforgiving hello I think you went a little silent for a sec there Luke oh
49:16
sorry okay I'm back yeah no we're back go go so the checkpoints in that game
49:21
are so unforgiving but I finally finished it
49:26
you challenge me what do you years ago you have proof I have proof I have an
49:31
achievement on Xbox that says complete finish every level of battle toads so
49:37
you finished it on Xbox you played on X is it on on which Xbox um XBox
49:42
One it came out as part of the rare replay so 30 years worth of games from
49:47
rare oh wow there you go and it's the
49:51
sness version is it is the horrible pull your hair out I want to die
49:58
version okay that's great what other games are in the replay
50:05
um probably a good 20 or something like Perfect Dark
50:11
um all the Viva patas conquers Bad Fur which I'm playing at the moment and then
50:18
some like really old games like um oh I can't even think what the oldd ones are
50:22
like RC proam and oh God downhill ski and all these really old games and God
50:29
we used to play some [ __ ] when we were young grabbed by the ghes Yeah
50:36
Yeah so yeah I've just been playing that a lot lately just and yeah remembering all these
50:42
games I used to play and quarters I used to well not quarters but 20 cent pieces I used to
50:48
spend yeah we didn't have quarters in
50:51
Australia no we fifths just doesn't quite roll off the
50:58
tongue speaking of rolling off the tongue is there any James Way news this
51:03
week things I would do to James [Music]
51:09
one I do have a James One update oh great I said last week that I would
51:14
attempt to watch dead silence and death sentence two James one films that he
51:20
made oh I read that very wrong I thought James ju had a death
51:24
sentence I thought a very different use of about to come
51:27
in oh God no no no no no
51:32
no so uh I was led to believe that both of the well I was led to believe that
51:38
dead silence was on Netflix and so I just didn't really bother doing anything
51:43
until last night when we watched we attempted to watch it and it's not on
51:47
Netflix Australia right uh however death
51:51
sentence is so so I watch I have watched that I watched death sentence I haven't
51:56
watched dead silence I will I will attempt to watch Dead Silence so dead
51:59
silence was the one with the killer ventriloquist doll yeah it was the one I
52:04
was really looking forward to yeah so that's a shame but which one is death
52:08
sentence death sentence Stars Kevin Bacon and uh I'm going to go a little
52:14
bit into spoiler territory I hope you don't mind because I mean no it's it's
52:19
not going to the story is not going to blow your mind or anything so don't
52:21
don't worry about that um it's uh it's it's an odd film in a
52:28
way because well in many ways it's not a horror film we thought it was a horror
52:31
film MH um and it starts out with
52:37
footage of Kevin Bacon and his family uh he's married and he's got two kids and
52:42
it's footage of the kids growing up he's spending time with them and and it's all
52:46
this kind of you know old superay kind of footage of his kids and stuff like
52:49
that and then it coms to the present day and um it's kind of like a little family
52:53
drama kind of thing and the two brothers are fighting and then he takes the kid
52:57
to uh the older brother to his hockey game and then on the way out leaving
53:03
they're in a rough part of town and long story short they end up in
53:09
a uh fuel station and uh as part of a gang initiation his son is murdered oh
53:15
Cold Blood okay uh by this gang who who part of their initiation processes you
53:21
just have to kill a random person sure so uh so his son is murdered and and the
53:27
kid that that does it uh the rest of the gang leaves without him and Kevin Bacon
53:31
gets a good look at him and then he's in a meeting with his lawyers cuz he's
53:34
identified the kid and they're going to press charges and the lawyer says to him
53:37
well he's probably going to get two three years tops so that's the best we
53:41
can do and Kevin Bacon's like well that's not good enough so he decides in
53:45
court he says you know what I'm not sure that was
53:48
him and uh so the kid gets let go and he and he decides to take Ms into his own
53:54
hands of course he does and and I was like oh okay it's it's one
54:00
of those movies okay because it was quite quite serious before that and then
54:04
it was still quite serious and uh Kevin Bacon is
54:09
not uh you know he's like the the the CEO of some company and he's not an
54:14
action hero or anything like that at this point at this point in the film yeah
54:19
um he's like so he he's going to go and and and deal with this kid himself and
54:26
I'm going to talk about spoilers like I said uh so he does he goes and it's it's
54:30
quite dramatic cuz he decides he takes a knife and he's going to kill this kid
54:34
and and they get into a fight and because he doesn't want to do it and
54:36
then he doesn't want to do it and then he eventually does he kills this kid and
54:39
it's it's like he's like oh god what have I done what have I done and
54:43
then the gang then comes after him
54:47
again and and it's a [ __ ] action movie right after that okay like so is
54:54
this like halfway in or is this early on in it or yeah about halfway about
54:59
halfway through it just it becomes this kind of you know those '90s action
55:03
movies that they just used to pump out where it's like the plot like it's like
55:06
don't worry about the plot it's like this guy's a badass and he's going to
55:11
he's going to [ __ ] these people up all of a sudden yeah like like there's a
55:14
pretty pretty cool action sequence that takes place in a parking garage and I'm
55:20
I'm just like what when did this film become this and then and then by the end
55:25
of it uh he is literally he's just a [ __ ] Vigilant he shaves his head and he's
55:30
dressed in leathers and he's got [ __ ] he goes and buys [ __ ] guns off John
55:34
Goodman and and he's he like he's [ __ ] blasting his way through the
55:38
gang's Hideout and stuff like that like yeah I I'm going to say I enjoyed it but
55:44
but man it it was it was like four films in one
55:49
okay go James ju James Juan death sentence I mean yeah watch it it was it
55:54
was good it's it's just strange like yeah some of the some of the action
56:00
stuff just came out of nowhere like I said what the [ __ ] how is this guy in
56:03
Action Hero now and I'll be fair he's not it's not like Liam n where he's like
56:08
kicking everybody's ass but like I mean the guy doesn't even own a gun for half
56:13
the film and then all of a sudden he's got five of them and he's just you know
56:19
he's doing better than these gang members who who presumably do this all
56:22
the time maybe what you don't see goes to like a shooting range weekends and
56:27
yeah they us no it doesn't show that also the cops in this are [ __ ]
56:32
incompetent right because there's a detective who figures out about halfway
56:36
through that what's happened that like he's murdered this kid and now the
56:39
gang's after him and she's just like I know that you did it are you going to
56:42
tell me that you did it I don't care if you did it did you do it and he's like
56:46
he's like I don't want to talk about it and the cops like I can't touch
56:49
him yeah how brick he's like a brick wall and then he escapes from a hospital
56:55
at one point and they're like ah well I don't know where he's gone he goes back
56:59
to his house so the first place that they would look he goes he goes and he
57:04
buys a bunch of guns and takes them back to his house to get set
57:08
up and the cops like no
57:11
idea could be liter anywhere he's a
57:15
ghost wow yeah the thing about Kevin Bacon right because I don't think he's a
57:20
bad actor I think he does a pretty good job in everything right no he's really
57:24
good in it but he M actor to get their dick out these
57:29
days well true don't we all but he he's
57:33
always Kevin Bacon right sure but not necessarily in a bad way in the same
57:38
kind of way as some actors are always the same like I I I buy him in
57:42
everything but I always buy him as Kevin
57:45
Bacon but yeah as such I always think
57:50
that all his characters from all his films are the same
57:54
character so while you were describing that to me I was thinking but wait isn't
57:59
he a pedophile cuz I've seen him in a movie where he plays a pedophile you
58:03
know what I mean y yeah and I'm like yeah wow he managed to to fight off all
58:08
those gang members just to be eventually murdered by Magneto yeah and like why
58:13
doesn't he just become invisible I've seen him do that sure yeah y I mean all
58:20
all this drama after that that that time that he found that dead body under his house
58:26
yeah and you'd think that the cops would get behind him seeing as he taught that
58:30
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