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OUTRO: Ass Poisoning · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all Your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Give a Feller's spak bo.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, is this does this work?
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  Speaker 1: Is this wiki? Yeah? Myself?
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  Speaker 2: Are you still having technical issues this?
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  Speaker 1: I've been moved. Oh Jesus there, Yes, so Jerry's obviously
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  Speaker 1: had the same issue. Yeah, here's again. Feelings?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah good? Thanks five?
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  Speaker 3: Ah up top brother? Why this is the second day
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  Speaker 3: of row You've coming Reacon?
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  Speaker 1: Is that because you hat? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: What is that?
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  Speaker 1: A conscious? Generally I don't need it, but I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to stink. I'm recording all this on my text to
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  Speaker 1: my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, so gonna send this to her.
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  Speaker 2: But you're not like going to the gym or anything
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. Today I took I took one of
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  Speaker 1: the Wield's most probably one of the most humiliating rides
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  Speaker 1: I've ever taken on a Lime scooter to get him
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  Speaker 1: for a meeting today at the office. Yeah. Boys, but
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  Speaker 1: I actually think that they're not as bad as the
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  Speaker 1: stand up one. I think the stand up was the
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  Speaker 1: more humiliating. The problem I had was this one was
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  Speaker 1: running on practically zero battery, so it was only marginally
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  Speaker 1: faster than somebody walking. Yes, and I had to go
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  Speaker 1: the long way around where you go fishing under the bridge,
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  Speaker 1: down the hell down pass where you go fishing under
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  Speaker 1: the bridge, and it took a long time there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, is it? Is it because I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a nose and a slow go And then I
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  Speaker 1: was so that's what I thought. Yeah, I thought, but
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  Speaker 1: this is particularly hang on man halfways. I'm just sure
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  Speaker 1: I'm just doing that. Come on TC, come on man um.
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  Speaker 1: And so then I pulled it over and then I
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  Speaker 1: jumped on another one. Fuck, I was flying, mate, I
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  Speaker 1: was flying on a stand that one. But it was humiliating.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, do you think it like takes away when you
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  Speaker 3: arrive at the meeting reaking and.
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  Speaker 1: You're bosolightly recon well, I park a bit further away
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  Speaker 1: so that no I will see me.
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  Speaker 3: You still had the lime helmet on?
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  Speaker 1: You were I have the helmet on, imitate the helmet off.
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  Speaker 2: My question was going to be, do Lime there like
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  Speaker 2: areas where Lime scooters go slower because you're not allowed
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  Speaker 2: what they automatically restricted areas, right, Okay, So the would.
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  Speaker 1: Be an example, because there's a lot of pedestrians around.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and how much are you paying for one of those?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that today costs me about eight fifty, which wasn't
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  Speaker 1: heavy because that's about as much as an uber. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I got humiliated, so that didn't seem.
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  Speaker 3: More fun than an uber though.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well, I'll tell you, speaking of Reacan, the
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  Speaker 1: last few ubers I've had, fucking Reacon it was like
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  Speaker 1: old mog You've been driving them free year.
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  Speaker 3: So you never wear deodoran ever?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, not either, but but not certainly not every day.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like the health.
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  Speaker 3: Ah right, they're putting what is it, illuminum?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was doing the news cycle probably ten or
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, so that's when I stopped using it.
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  Speaker 1: The trouble is the unique then get on the stuff
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  Speaker 1: that hasn't got there in it, Yeah, and you just
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  Speaker 1: end up with a swampy pit and Reacon. So I
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  Speaker 1: just don't use it as much. I've never been a
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  Speaker 1: big smeller, but I'm I'm obviously the only time I
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  Speaker 1: was really reacon was when I was mes Soup every
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  Speaker 1: day was coming out of my paws, and I was
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  Speaker 1: fucking honking.
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  Speaker 2: When I had my passy armpitt, I didn't gross. I didn't,
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  Speaker 2: you know, use it there. Obviously, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: put you know, diata into a massive sisty lump.
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  Speaker 3: Can I get Yeah, totally, man? Can I roll on?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I actually no, I actually very keasy, right, very I
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  Speaker 2: sometimes have a spray. Sometimes you roll on.
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  Speaker 3: Right, depending on what you're into, depending on what was
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  Speaker 3: on special that week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, depending on what's on special. Yeah, I don't. I
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  Speaker 2: don't particularly. I try not to get the aerosol ones
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  Speaker 2: because they're not good for the environment, that's true. So
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  Speaker 2: I try to see so or I get a stick,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like a stick.
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  Speaker 3: I was portraying, like just a stick from the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just scraped my arm picks.
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  Speaker 3: As aerosol can is bad for the environment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it used to definitely, but I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how bad it is now. It doesn't seem like it
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  Speaker 1: could be good. There's a hole on the ozone lay
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  Speaker 1: do you know you're about? But that was from cows
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  Speaker 1: rippon ass, wasn't it. No, that was from directly from aerosols,
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  Speaker 1: and it created the hole on the ozone layer and
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  Speaker 1: the whole world agreed, this is a world we're living
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  Speaker 1: in back there. The whole world agreed, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: stop using that CC so they got rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: The whole world banned them. Wow, and then I lay
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  Speaker 1: heel up.
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  Speaker 3: It is back. Apparently. Apparently it's all g The Whocky
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  Speaker 2: During COVID, there was a massive drop in all the
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  Speaker 2: environmental disasters going on.
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  Speaker 1: Because the people went out on the street.
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  Speaker 2: People weren't going anywhere. They they were because they didn't
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  Speaker 2: need to, because they were just in their own home,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just wallowing in their own and they weren't driving,
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  Speaker 2: and everything just went to dish.
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  Speaker 1: It was a great time.
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  Speaker 2: It was we should the time I think we should.
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  Speaker 1: I would like a pandemic to wipe out six billion people.
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  Speaker 1: You reckon, Yeah nobody. I know some people I know
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  Speaker 1: just that's a little bit more fear. But I get
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  Speaker 1: to choose them. Oh yeah, yeah, you guys are gone.
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  Speaker 2: That pugs I forgot to tell you. Guys actually spoken
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  Speaker 2: the first We were talking of ripping us there and
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  Speaker 2: cows and stuff. I made French onion soup over the
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  Speaker 2: weekend absolute shocker.
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  Speaker 1: I make it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I made it. I made a proper French It
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  Speaker 2: was fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Now before we get to the fact that you reak, well, no,
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  Speaker 1: just but are you baking the onion and the oven
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  Speaker 1: fits to make that suit? Yes, I am, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: und the sound of a French onion soup French, though
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: D racist stuff and the key.
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  Speaker 2: There's a quality beef stock, is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, now, Jason, I've had French onion soup and parents
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  Speaker 3: in France, and I bet it wasn't anything like that far.
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  Speaker 1: Far juice.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, I was ripping our all Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: But how did you go with it?
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  Speaker 1: Because you don't like fighting in front of your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I go to another room, the fat room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I vary it like she might, and then
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  Speaker 2: I can wrap ass.
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  Speaker 3: In the lounge because I was on the impression you
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  Speaker 3: had like a three bedroom house, and so your daughter's
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  Speaker 3: got a room. You've got a room, and then there's
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  Speaker 3: the fart room far room for ripping ass.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't ever specific. We don't really have the
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  Speaker 2: space for that for a specific well, you know, because
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  Speaker 2: then you run the risk of people coming out of
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  Speaker 2: their apartments and you're ripping ass in the corrideer and
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  Speaker 2: there's already issues.
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  Speaker 1: What you do?
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  Speaker 3: I just had French onion seer and ripping.
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  Speaker 2: It was very good. Well, I don't know, I haven't
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  Speaker 2: had much French onion soup, but you know, nice, nice
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  Speaker 2: bread toasted with a bit of dis your mustard and
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  Speaker 2: a gru year cheese grill.
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  Speaker 3: And did that bread? Did you get that bread or
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  Speaker 3: did Cheesy bring that round for you?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I got that bread. It's been a while since you've
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  Speaker 2: been around, Geesy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, six out of just flash. I mean it was delicious.
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  Speaker 3: I would love French onion suit.
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  Speaker 1: It was very good. You should bring some men and
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  Speaker 1: tip it in all through the microwavething. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I made some more chicken soup today and I
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  Speaker 2: was saying it nearly brought some in, but then I couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Be fat, you know what I mean. It's like, did
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  Speaker 1: you get in a move?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to carry it all the way in,
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  Speaker 2: and Keysy was eating a boat anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So it's too You could be fun carrying a small
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  Speaker 3: punnet like five hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Meters five hundred meters, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Be about there, wouldn't it from my hundred as the
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  Speaker 3: honker flies.
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  Speaker 2: To my place.
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  Speaker 1: No, wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 2: It's about it's about a one and a half k
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  Speaker 2: you reckon, yes, you can you check that for it's kezy.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's right.
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  Speaker 2: It's your address, Jason, I'm not saying it on here.
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  Speaker 2: Keysyl did you do today?
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  Speaker 1: What's that would you do today?
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  Speaker 2: I went down to the waterfront and uh, the water
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  Speaker 2: one point two? Is it depends which route you go to.
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  Speaker 2: I often go quite an elongated Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you go the wrong way. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Going the wrong way, well, you know, I might be
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  Speaker 2: going to eat and noodles or something like that. I'd
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  Speaker 2: have to side track to a restaurant to buy fee.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, totally so. Because the thing with French
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  Speaker 3: onion soup is it has has a layer of cheese
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  Speaker 3: on top of it, baked on top of it.
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  Speaker 2: You can do, yes, no, it does all with the bread.
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  Speaker 3: Inside onion soup and cheese on top.
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  Speaker 1: Only French onion soup. The head is the Maggie packet,
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  Speaker 1: the dry packet. Yes, that was how it came with
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  Speaker 1: a dip.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, with a dip French onion soup.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with a just as a French onion soup
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  Speaker 1: and a packet. Yeah. Yeah, like the brown onion soup
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  Speaker 1: that I used for a gravy. Actually fine, is that okay?
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. I've never had it, not again, like not
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  Speaker 1: since I was a kid. But that's the only time
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when I was a kid. The only soup
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  Speaker 3: my mum would make a baconhok soup, which is delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Most of the soups were coming out of cans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: So my dad was I love tomato soup, and oh
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  Speaker 3: you're making tomato soups. Yeah, the crack over can.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the thing like cans with the canning
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  Speaker 1: you see, keazy there. Interesting fact for you, the cans
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  Speaker 1: were invented for war war food, so for visions provisions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for your army men, yes, round about the twenties. I
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  Speaker 1: think maybe the teams. But the most interesting thing was
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  Speaker 1: the can opener wasn't invented to around about the thirties
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  Speaker 1: or forties.
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  Speaker 3: So just knife it open.
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  Speaker 1: Knife the fucking thing open.
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  Speaker 3: Did you also know that the first cans, You know,
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  Speaker 3: there's a famous voyage up north where it got stuck
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  Speaker 3: in the ice and then the crew all went and
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  Speaker 3: then they started eating each other and stuff. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what's the explorers now? I can't remember his name. Uh
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  Speaker 3: they actually all died, Oh jas you wish mate. They
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  Speaker 3: actually all died from lead poisoning from the years, not
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  Speaker 3: from eating what you would think.
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  Speaker 1: That's where you keep all your leaders and your ass well.
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  Speaker 2: If eaten asks killed you out, be dead long ago.
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