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EPISODE 68!!! (The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What's up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? What's
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  up, buddy? I can't see you. Your camera's acting
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  up. What? I see my Hammer and Hank. It drives
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  me nuts that I can't see you. Mm -hmm. I see
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  that too, buddy. Hammer and Hank. Either way,
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  we're going to have a fun time. We're going to
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  have a stellar show, as usual, because you know
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  what? We got Hammer and Hank here. So if I get
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  the music going, are you ready? Yes. All right.
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  You're listening to The Hammer and Hank Show
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  with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe. Hammer and Hank,
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  legend on the air, waist free, autistic kingpin,
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  Cali's hard OG, wild 949, he What's up? Hammer
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  and Hank. What's up, buddy? How the hell are
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  you? Extremely good. Man, what are you giving
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  off to me? Why is your web camera not working,
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  dude? I don't know. Driving me nuts. We'll have
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  to recycle a picture, but it's all good. You
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  can't hear it because we're on Zoom, but afterwards,
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  listen. I got this badass music playing of your
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  new intro. Sounds like rock and roll. Hank, what
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  is your radio memory of the week? You know, my...
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  Future teacher Tom. Yeah. It was my future teacher.
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  He took me on tour of a radio station called
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  Mix 106 .5 way back in 1994. Whoa. So you're
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  saying you've known Tom for like 32 years? Yes.
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  That's very interesting. You guys go way back.
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  What's your favorite part about Tom? We had her
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  on the board. Hmm. Wait, so do you know how to
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  run your own board? You never learned how to
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  run the board when I was with the doghouse and
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  while I'm flying. But do you know how to run
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  the board? When I arrived at the learning, he
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  taught me how to run a board. So you can like,
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  you know how to run the, it's kind of like flying
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  a ship. So you know how to run the board? Yes.
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  That's awesome, man. Well, shout out to Tom.
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  We were going to call him. That's Ryan Hoppy's
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  buddy of the week. Well. to get to your buddies
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  in a week later. Do you have any other radio
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  memories? Yes. What? The day I interrupted a
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  photo, I was on a Hawaii trip back in 1999. How
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  did that go? Pretty good. What'd you guys do?
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  We were supposed to attend a rap concert on that
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  Sunday night, but I hurt my left foot. Oh, I've
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  heard this story. On a hiking trip. That's not
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  good, dude. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad did
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  it hurt? About a 7. Oh, that's not good, buddy.
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  Mm -hmm. I had to see a foot doctor. That sucks.
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  And what city was that in again? Castro Valley.
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  Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. Hammer and Hank, let's lighten
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  up the mood. Are you ready for Hank's jokes?
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  Yes, buddy. Let me hit the music. All right.
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  We got Hank's jokes happening. What's going on?
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  Why do I always look confident walking into a
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  room? Why? Because nobody knows I am in the wrong
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  room yet. Mm -hmm. Why do I stop arguing with
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  stupid people? Why? Because apparently they have
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  unlimited free time. Not bad. Why do I always
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  love automatic doors? Why do you always what?
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  Love automatic doors. Why? Because it is nice
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  when something opens up for me emotionally. What
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  I've wanted to drive. Why? Because I don't trust
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  any of you. Why do I hate group chats? Why? Because
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  I've never needed 47 notifications to learn absolutely
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  nothing. Why do I always look inside the microwave
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  before it finishes? Why? Because I like to supervise.
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  Why? Why do I hate passwords? Because apparently
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  knowing my own name isn't enough anymore. Why
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  do I always say no worries? Because losing the
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  worries would take too long. Why do I love hotel
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  rooms? Because somebody else has to clean them
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  up. My bad decisions. Ah, jeez. And finally,
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  why do I always answer living the dream? What?
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  Because screaming at work is considered unprofessional.
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  Uh, not bad, Hank. Good, good job. Thank you,
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  honey. 856 -494 -6773 if you want to leave us
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  a voicemail or a text message. We got a comment
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  here. I put up some best -of clips of me and
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  Hank this past weekend. And it was the one about
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  you getting a blowjob on air. And somebody commented,
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  who is that interviewing you with a shocked face?
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  I don't think they've ever heard a radio host
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  sound like me, Hank. Yeah, it was very strange.
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  Can you imagine? You don't know what this show
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  is about. And then you just hear me yelling and
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  yelling and yelling. What did you say, buddy?
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  Mm -hmm. Hell yeah! We're gonna... Mm -hmm. Do
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  it. Ah, that was weak. Oh, Hank! Do you... Do
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  you hear what I hear? No, you don't, because
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  you're on Zoom. I am playing church music. What's
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  going on with Jesus? I'm studying the book of
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  2 Peter. Mm -hmm. How's that going? Pretty good.
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  What are you learning? We were talking about
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  the second coming of Christ. Yeah. And believers
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  can go to heaven. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. What famous
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  celebrity do you think is not in heaven? Michael
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  Jackson. Oh, yeah. I'm glad you said that, bud.
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  We don't forget that he's a pedophile. Mm -hmm.
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  Hammerhead. What'd you say? Dolly Parton. Dolly
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  Parton's in hell? In heaven. Oh, I was about
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  to say, what the hell's wrong with you? Those
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  boobs are in hell. Hank. Yes. What are some new
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  artists that you love? Dara Larson. Who? Dara
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  Larson. I know, but who is that? Keep it up,
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  upcoming pop artists. Sounds hot. You like Madison
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  Beer? Yes, I do. I love Madison Beer. She's hot.
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  I met her one time. She's extremely hot. She's
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  very small looking in public. Little itty bitty.
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  One second. Hey, Alexa, how tall is Madison Beer?
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  Mm -hmm. Madison Beer is about five feet, six
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  inches tall. Wow, I must just make her. That's
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  not that short for a girl. Hammer and Hank, any
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  other artists you like? Mario Legrande. Oh, yeah.
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  Did you watch He -Man in the 80s? He -Man. Nope.
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  You never watched? Anyway, there's a character
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  named Skeletor. And that's what Ariana looks
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  like. Anyway, that was very mean of me. Any other
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  artists you like? Lee Spears. Nice. Hank, what
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  are some PSAs that you would love to record in
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  the future? And do you have any of the scripts
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  in front of you right now? I need to record a
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  Bay Area Line PSA. I believe you made one for
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  our buddy JV, correct? Yep. I did do it for real.
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  All right. Let me see if I have it. Actually,
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  you're not going to be able to hear it, so I'll
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  just start talking when I'm done. Here's the
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  Bay Area commercial for our friend Justin, a
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  .k .a. JV. Mm -hmm. Tick season's here, and with
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  it comes the risk of Lyme disease, a condition
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  that affects over 500 ,000 people every year.
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  If not treated, early Lyme can lead to debilitating
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  later stage symptoms. Check with ticks and remain
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  vigilant for symptoms such as fever, headache,
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  and fatigue. For more information on prevention
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  and treatment, please visit Bay Area Lyme .org.
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  Good job, Hank. JV's proud of you. JV's up there
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  in heaven. Hanging out. I'm very proud of you.
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  If you want to leave us a voicemail, 856 -494
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  -6773. Who is your postseason prediction for
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  MLB Major League Baseball? How's some team other
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  than the Dodgers win this year? Mm -hmm. So anybody
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  but the Dodgers, essentially. Yep. I'd like to
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  see the White Sox win the World Series. Yeah,
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  it'd be nice, you know. It'd be nice to see the
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  Cubs win again. Not every 108 years, please.
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  Mm -hmm. Perfect. Ah, Hammer and Hank. Any other
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  predictions? Who do you think's going to win
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  the World Series? Hello, Hank. Can you take off?
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  You have to what? Can you take off? Yeah. I'd
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  like to see the White Sox win the World Series.
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  I'd like that. My Chicago listeners love that.
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  Or the Padres. Mm -hmm. Our Chicago listeners
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  like Wayne Mesmer love you. Hammer and Hank.
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  I got this music playing here. I'm going to turn
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  this down. I'm going to play the intro to pop
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  music trivia, which is our trivia segment. And
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  then when I say, Hank, are you ready? Is when
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  I'll tell you to talk. Okay, cool? Okay. Got
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  it. We play the music right here in the club.
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  What do you got? Who has a top 10 hit record?
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  I'm the happiest girl in the whole USA way back
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  in 1972. Cindy Lauper. Nope. Donna Fargo. Never
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  heard of her, bud. Next. Who has a number? I
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  mean, the top 20 hit record. 19, way back in
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  1985. Uh, Kiss? Nope. Call Hardcastle. Oh, yeah.
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  He has that other song, Rainforest. Yep. Who
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  had the number one hit record? Damn. Hello? Live
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  to Tell Back in 1986. Uh, Madonna? That's correct.
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  Yeah! Do you find Madonna hot? Yep. I would plow
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  her. I wish I saw her when she appeared on Solid
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  Gold. Oh, yeah. You love your Solid Gold show
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  that no one's heard of. Unless you're around
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  in the 80s, because I was in my dad's balls.
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  I have her in Hank. Anything else? What is the
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  number one hit record? Risk it all. Just recently.
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  Let me think. Lado? Nope. We're from Mars. Okay.
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  That's good. Any other ones? That's it. I wish
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  you could hear that music. One second. Just let
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  this play out. The clock is ticking. What? Whatever.
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  Enough of that. Hammer and Hank. That sounded
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  psychotic on your end because you didn't hear
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  the music. Let's do a birthday shout -out for
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  somebody. Do you want to do a birthday shout
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  -out for? Yes, I'd give a birthday shout -out
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  to my sister, Jan Smith. Yeah! It's perfect.
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  She's having her 72nd birthday tomorrow. No way.
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  First of all, Hank, you got to learn not to see
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  a woman's age. And second of all, she looks great
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  for 70. She looks like she's 55. Mm -hmm. You
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  know, Sammy Hagar had a song called I Can't Drive
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  55. Do you know the lyrics to it, buddy boy?
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  I know some lyrics, but not all of them. Can
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  you sing it for me? I don't remember it. I can't
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  drive 55. I love it. Hammer and Hank. I want
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  to get some positive vibes in here. Obviously
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  Smurfette's always a buddy of the week, but I'm
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  going to play the music and then I'll tell you
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  about who your buddies are. Yo. Tune in to the
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  show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always
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  keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hot rod
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  and shotgun. Roll call for the buddies. We just
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  having some fun. Buddy of the week. Who gonna
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  get the crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut the
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  haters down. On the airwaves. We breaking the
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  code. Streetwise vibes on this radio. Catch the
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  vibe when Hank spitting words. Hi, Hank. Who
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  are your buddies of the week? Or buddy. How many
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  do you have? Yes, Tom Gomez, the Tommy Hounder
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  on the board at KHL. Yeah. He took good care
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  of me during my stay at KHL. It was my first
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  stint there. How many stints have you had there?
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  I had three stints there. Nice. It's like Vietnam.
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  I'm just kidding. I take serving seriously. Any
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  other buddies? Yes. Who? My screener. Come on
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  in tonight. Oh, yeah. Tricking hot. Anybody else?
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  And also you. Yeah. A buddy of the week. I'm
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  going to lose my voice later, so I got to be
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  careful. Thank you, Hank. That means the world
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  to me. Hammer and Hank's the absolute best. Any
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  other buddies? That's it. Actually, I have a
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  buddy, and I know when I say this, you're going
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  to be like, how did I not think of this in the
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  club? Alex Zander on the radio. Mm -hmm. The
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  program director of Hot 97 .7. I heard, Hank,
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  that there are people in Fresno that are hearing
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  our show and my show as well. And they're saying
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  it's unlike anything on the radio in Fresno,
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  especially because they just got rid of that
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  Greg and Dre show that was on air for 25 years.
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  And I wonder why radio's dying, but then they
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  put Dana Cortez on, who's syndicated. I'm not
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  good. Hammer and Hank. Syndicated shows for the
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  most part suck. I know. It's cool to begin, you
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  know, syndicated. But then when the radio programmers
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  are like, why is radio dying? And then they put
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  someone in from Phoenix and Fresno. You got to
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  wonder. Hammer and Hank, do you have a prick
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  of the week? No, I don't. All right. Anything
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  else on your mind? Yes. What? I just saw some
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  videos of the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Oh,
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  yeah. On YouTube. Nice. I totally missed that
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  on accident. What did it look like? I love the
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  performances. I wish I was there myself. Ask.
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  Did you ask Woody? Woody likes you more than
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  me. Did you ask Woody? I'll probably ask Woody
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  about tickets to the, also in the Gomez to the
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  Jingle Balls. Probably up in December. That's
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  good, Hank. You're living the life. Hammer and
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  Hank, anything else? You say what's up to all
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  my buddies out there? I love you so much. Who's
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  your buddies? Folks, if you're within the sound...
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  Give me the name. Oh, yeah, there's way too many
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  to name. I love when pop -ups play on this freaking
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  show. Hammer and Hank, anything else? That's
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  it. Let me hit the music. One sec. I've been
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  having computer problems all day. It drove me
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  nuts. Bye, Hank. We made it through another show.
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  You're the absolute best. And now it's time for
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  you to sign us off. Yes, I got it. Well, that's
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  going to do. Well, that does it for another episode
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  of the Harry and Hank show. I'm Ryan Hoppy. I'll
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  see you right back here later this week. Peace
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  in your hood. Bye, Hank. I love you. Peace in
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  your hood. Love you, Hank. Love you, too. He
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  just hung up. He just said love you. He's so
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  mysterious, that Harry and Hank. By the way,
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  if you're listening on... 97 .7. Up next is happy
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  hour. And then the wake and bake mix. And then
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  happy hour. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Mike Crackle.
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  Hammering Hank on the tackle. We'll be right
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  back. Every beat they design Static in the speakers
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  where the laughter used to ride Hank bled the
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  show with that beautiful pride Autism didn't
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  stop him, not amplified Hammerin' Hank forever
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  immortalized Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta
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  close up the show Legend in the booth where the
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  vibes used to flow Autism warrior, always runnin'
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  the glow But all good things gotta let the curtain
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  go slow Radio go, never ghost, he a host with
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  the sauce Henry Oaks and Ryan Hart, lightning
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  never lost Puzzle piece crown. Man, this dude
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  was the boss. City missed the voice. That's the
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  ultimate cost. Farewell Hammer and Hank Gotta
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  close up the show Legend in the booth Where the
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  vibes used to flow Autism warrior Always running
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  the glow But all good things Gotta let the curtain
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  go slow Radio Gate never ghosts He a host with
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  the sauce Henry Oakes and Ryan Harp Lightning
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  never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this dude was
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