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The Fifth Hour: The Magic of Maller Chronicles · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Kabooms.
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  Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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  Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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  Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
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  Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
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  Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It's a clearinghouse of hot takes. Break free for something special.
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  Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.
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  Speaker 3: The air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler
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  Speaker 3: and Danny G Radio. Happy Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, And we
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  Speaker 3: have gotten together here on this glorious Sunday while I
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  Speaker 3: am hanging out in Vancouver having the time of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Canadian hospitality wonderful, and we still have the pod to do,
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  Speaker 3: and so we thought we'd change it up a little bit,
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  Speaker 3: this being Sunday, and we'll have the radio show back today,
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  Speaker 3: but with me and Danny G Radio and Danny putting
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  Speaker 3: this together. Who this is the best of the Fifth Hour.
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  Speaker 3: Your ears are about to pop The question when I
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  Speaker 3: talk about this every year, I'm fascinated about what you
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  Speaker 3: do and I want to know it kind of walk
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  Speaker 3: us through post contest because that's the one people ask
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  Speaker 3: many questions about what happened when a human being pushes
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  Speaker 3: the limits, like the Great Joey Chestnut seventy plus hot dogs.
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  Speaker 3: So right after how many hours does it take for
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  Speaker 3: your shall we say to things to exit out of
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  Speaker 3: the Yes, yes, the light the light show.
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  Speaker 4: It's a I've never exactly timed it, but I would
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  Speaker 4: say it's roughly five hours before.
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  Speaker 5: Nature starts working.
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  Speaker 4: But it's weird because so after the contest, I have
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  Speaker 4: to do interviews for about an hour afterwards, and they
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  Speaker 4: put it, I mean in this weird like bullpen, and
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  Speaker 4: they bring more people up every every five minutes to
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  Speaker 4: interview me.
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  Speaker 5: So it takes it takes.
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  Speaker 4: About an hour to get through that, and then then
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  Speaker 4: it takes an hour to get to get back to
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  Speaker 4: the hotel in Manhattan. So and then I pass out,
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  Speaker 4: and it's a about i'd say about five hours after
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  Speaker 4: the contest, I wake up with a look in my
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  Speaker 4: eye that I'm I'm I'm running.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, And then are we talking hours on the
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  Speaker 3: iron portion?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's people are like people thinking that it's it's
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  Speaker 4: not the way it works is uh, there's no, it's
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  Speaker 4: not coming out all.
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  Speaker 5: At once, so there'll be different waves.
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  Speaker 4: And uh, it comes in waves and yeah it's and
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  Speaker 4: then I would I'm I'm happy I do.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta do what sponsor sponsorship.
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  Speaker 4: The wet wise for men, you go, Joe, that's that's
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  Speaker 4: what I'm putting.
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  Speaker 5: Them to use.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: And then uh and how long until before before you
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  Speaker 3: you feel normal? Like is there a is it a
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  Speaker 3: couple of days?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a week?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: How long it's it takes it.
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  Speaker 4: And if it's a good uh, fourth July, and I'll
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  Speaker 4: not be hydrated, it will take me about.
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  Speaker 5: A day and I have to feel pretty close to normal.
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  Speaker 4: Uh and then then and then another another day or
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  Speaker 4: another day and a half uh to get back to
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  Speaker 4: my normal weight. But uh, it takes it takes about
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  Speaker 4: three days to get get pretty close to normal normal.
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  Speaker 5: But there's different degrees.
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  Speaker 4: Of and when recovering afterge pushing the body that hard,
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  Speaker 4: definitely takes some time to recover.
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  Speaker 3: So what's your diet like normally like when you're out
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  Speaker 3: just like during when you're not training for an event,
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  Speaker 3: you just are you doing fast thing like.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty I hate pretty clean and unless I'm unless I
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  Speaker 4: uh I try to once a week, I'm definitely having
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  Speaker 4: uh just I want to say reward days as much
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  Speaker 4: as like, oh, I'm I'm I'm enjoying enjoying food.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm not holding back, but I try to
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  Speaker 5: keep a pretty uh pretty pretty strict diet.
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  Speaker 4: Low carb, high protein and uh and and and it
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  Speaker 4: allows it so that I, uh that once a week,
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  Speaker 4: I during the weekends, I'm I can push it with
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  Speaker 4: whatever food I want, whether it's a contest or or
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  Speaker 4: or just pure peer pleasure.
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  Speaker 3: So do you have a man cave with you've won
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  Speaker 3: like these belts and these awards and all this all
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  Speaker 3: over the country. You have like a big man cave
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  Speaker 3: in your house in Indiana a trophy room or what
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  Speaker 3: do you.
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  Speaker 1: Do with all this stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: My god, I have Uh so, I have a couple
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  Speaker 4: of boxes I never impact from California, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: my trophies. I have an office with a ton of
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  Speaker 4: my trophies. Uh yeah, so so yeah, kind of spread around.
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  Speaker 5: I need a man cave. I need to put some
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  Speaker 5: work into that. But it's uh, there's a lot of them.
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  Speaker 4: Uh and uh yeah, it was, it was.
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  Speaker 5: It's weird. You don't really I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know how many contests I did until
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  Speaker 4: I was actually packing up all all the trophies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so. Yeah, you never know until you move
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  Speaker 1: how much stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You have, right, Yeah, it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: It's a pain in the pain the behind there man.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So how many more years you're doing this?
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  Speaker 7: Joe?
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  Speaker 1: You said you're thirty eight, right, you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: forty before you know it and all that. So how
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  Speaker 1: many more years do you have in this this?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel.
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  Speaker 5: I feel good.
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  Speaker 4: I look at Tom Brady, he's still going to forty three. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: there were forty four now. Yeah, but it's uh, I
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  Speaker 4: need to make sure that I remain healthy, So I
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  Speaker 4: got to keep putting work in it. It'd be nicer
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  Speaker 4: to it'd be nice to start working out little bit
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  Speaker 4: more so that.
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  Speaker 5: I can that I can.
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  Speaker 4: There's a couple of things I need to do to
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  Speaker 4: make sure that I can stay healthy and keep pushing it.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, I know I got at least at least
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  Speaker 4: two more years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then and you're you got the website there
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  Speaker 1: you're selling Is that your sauce?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Your name is that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That's you. How's that going a people buying the sauce.
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  Speaker 5: It's fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people buying sauces. Uh, and people
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  Speaker 4: who love to eat. So yeah, we got the coney sauce,
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  Speaker 4: which is like it's kind of like a catchup. It's uh,
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  Speaker 4: it's not not not quite a sweet as a catch up,
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  Speaker 4: a little bit more tang to it. And uh, then
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  Speaker 4: my spicy mustard, which I'm in love with, I'll put
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  Speaker 4: that on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that on hot dogs or anything that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you can't sandwich.
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  Speaker 3: Once you're done physically doing the eating, would you teach
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  Speaker 3: other people how to do it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I I've definitely, there's definitely been years. I've helped
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  Speaker 4: over the years, uh and helped it, and I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 4: I enjoy seeing them push their bodies to a new
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  Speaker 4: new level. Uh, it's it's a weird kind of Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I enjoy seeing other people do it. I remember, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's sometimes I'm definitely not against it. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I don't think there's enough enough of It's not I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to make clear out of that, but I
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  Speaker 4: still love the contest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you think thirty is about the limit, right?
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  Speaker 3: You said about where you could teach somebody.
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  Speaker 5: I think I think most Yeah, most people who.
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  Speaker 1: It's I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I've I've seen a lot of people who who had
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  Speaker 4: no like natural ability, and through just shew determination, they
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  Speaker 4: were able to get to thirty uh and they ate
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  Speaker 4: like a bird naturally. And then they're doing practices and
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  Speaker 4: some jaw exercises and throat and swallowing exercises and they're
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  Speaker 4: able to work up their capacity.
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  Speaker 5: So it's uh an ability. So so it's uh anybody
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  Speaker 5: can be trained.
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  Speaker 1: I am right now running from the mountain. I am running.
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  Speaker 3: I was in an instant. There was some poutine that
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  Speaker 3: was dropped. I can't talk about it. So let's get
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  Speaker 3: back in to the best of the Fifth Hour with me.
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  Speaker 1: Ben and Danny G.
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  Speaker 3: I love my suit Gills, Oh man, Lorena's covered in poutine.
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  Speaker 8: Fell down, Lorena's talk, Oh my god, you killed it
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  Speaker 8: with the knife. Thanks Marcel. I will have some of
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  Speaker 8: the most famous Mallard drops like that one, and some
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  Speaker 8: flashbacks to old overnight shows.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Ben, Danny G, Tinder only tips in a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a dry spell. Tinder Guru Danny G is.
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  Speaker 3: Here to have you have a romantic query and you
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  Speaker 3: are under the age of fifty, and you're not week
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  Speaker 3: you and to gut in thief, give up the call.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's not waste any time, Danny. People need
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  Speaker 3: your wisdom, your advice. You're out there, you're fighting the
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  Speaker 3: good fight, Danny.
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  Speaker 9: I am.
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  Speaker 8: Let's do this. It is officially humped day. That means
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  Speaker 8: it's time for ten d'errony's all right.
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  Speaker 3: Greg in San Antonio writes, and he says, my girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: hasn't been in the mood lately for sex.
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  Speaker 1: What should I do.
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  Speaker 8: Get a new girlfriend? No, Greg, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 8: get her in the mood. Stress and other things in
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  Speaker 8: life obviously put some of us in a bad space.
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  Speaker 8: Sometimes not us, guys, because most of the times that's
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  Speaker 8: how we de stress, but not for most females. So
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  Speaker 8: give her a massage, take her away, get her out
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  Speaker 8: of whatever stress she's around.
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  Speaker 3: The good thing Danny about that is you doctor Drew.
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  Speaker 3: When he used to do the love line, he would say,
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  Speaker 3: what might might be her birth control or something? You're like, No,
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  Speaker 3: just get her in the movie solid advice.
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  Speaker 8: From four plays underrated?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, on that.
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  Speaker 3: Note, Robbie on Twitter writes, and he says, I met
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  Speaker 3: a girl on Tinder quite a few good days tender power,
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  Speaker 3: but I still see her on Tinder?
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  Speaker 1: Should I be concerned? But it doesn't that mean he's
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  Speaker 1: also on Tinder.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe he's being a creeper just checking up on her. Thought. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I've had this happen before, where I've been on maybe
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  Speaker 8: four or five dates with a girl and she'll say,
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  Speaker 8: I see that you're still on tender.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because we're not a couple yet. But yeah, so
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  Speaker 8: don't don't trip out on her. I mean, if you
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  Speaker 8: guys get more serious as it goes, then obviously you
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  Speaker 8: need to have a little conversation about where you're at
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  Speaker 8: with your thing. Yeah, because it's not a relationship until
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  Speaker 8: it's a thing, and then once it's the thing, then yeah,
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  Speaker 8: they better get the hell off a tender.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're on tender. I'm not on there, but
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  Speaker 1: a periscope.
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  Speaker 3: We're on a periscope right now, Yes, Eddie on FSR
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  Speaker 3: if you have the periscope app. And Steve writes in
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  Speaker 3: on Twitter he says, I've been dating a pretty hot
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  Speaker 3: twenty year old who likes to play Justin Bieber from
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  Speaker 3: her phone while we're hanging out. How can I change
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  Speaker 3: your playlist? Yeah, well, good luck.
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  Speaker 8: That's the downside of a hot twenty year old bad
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  Speaker 8: taste in music. So you got a schooler, you got
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  Speaker 8: to coordinate the music.
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  Speaker 1: Bend the Beabs is still a thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they've been listening to him since
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  Speaker 8: they were what fifteen sixteen, and he's got new music
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  Speaker 8: out right now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So well, you know, me and me and Beabes are tight.
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  Speaker 8: Here you are, Well, he touched me, you know he
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  Speaker 8: did sounds personal.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Michael Jackson, it's just a little different schooler.
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  Speaker 8: On what's some good R and B? What you do,
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  Speaker 8: big band? Get on Pandora or you know one of
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  Speaker 8: the music websites. Play some really good classic soul, some
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  Speaker 8: good classic R and B, and then practice making babies
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  Speaker 8: with her to that music. She'll forget all about Justin Bieber.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the other guy with the Deep Boys. He died
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  Speaker 1: very white, very white, that guy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, some extra pickles on my cheeseburger. Hey, he could
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  Speaker 8: say anything and it sounded cool. What a set of
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  Speaker 8: pipes of very white? He died years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go, it's TINDERRONI tips Danny g Radio. Frank
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  Speaker 3: writes in from piss up Frank.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, hi Frank.
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  Speaker 3: He says, there's a girl I like, but she's super skinny.
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  Speaker 3: I like women with curves. Am I being superficial? No,
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  Speaker 3: because usually it's the other way around.
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  Speaker 1: I think women would like you to be superficial that way.
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  Speaker 8: Tell a girl that she needs a few tacos and burritos,
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  Speaker 8: she'll take that as a compliment. But I'm the same way.
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  Speaker 8: I like curves too, I think a lot of guys do.
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  Speaker 1: But there's become the new thing, right.
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  Speaker 8: There's nothing wrong with the skinny girl, though, because if
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  Speaker 8: you get into a serious relationship, whether you could bulk her.
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  Speaker 5: Up, you.
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  Speaker 3: Like a minor league player, you could develop the situation exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I used to work with a guy twenty years ago
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  Speaker 3: in radio, and he his idea of the perfect woman
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  Speaker 3: was like ninety nine pounds.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's just ridiculous. I always thought that's even
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  Speaker 1: back then, I thought it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, not every girl's a spinner. So you know, some
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  Speaker 8: some beef on a woman. That's good. That's a good meal.
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  Speaker 1: You got Eddie's attention. You definitely got Eddie's attention. And
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  Speaker 1: so there's ten year on tips and plug the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have your own show? Yeah, it's a live
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  Speaker 1: show podcast.
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  Speaker 8: Go to my twitter at Danny G Radio. You'll see
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  Speaker 8: the link for the four spot and the spot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: and I've been promoting the Ben Mallor show on there too.
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  Speaker 1: That's not I'll thank you. That's not near any other spot, right,
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  Speaker 1: just the force.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 8: They wouldn't let me use the g spot. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: sure why you just did. What is a drop?
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  Speaker 1: It's not trigonometry.
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  Speaker 8: It's when we capture a funny moment, a moment that
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  Speaker 8: really stood out in a show. Usually when a show
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  Speaker 8: would be ending, Ben would say, hey, our one take
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  Speaker 8: that hour two, there was this that could be a drop,
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  Speaker 8: and or just something where we all knew, oh my god,
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  Speaker 8: that's timeless, that's a drop, and nobody had to say anything.
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  Speaker 1: I already was playing it.
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  Speaker 8: Or something Ben said and we take it out of context,
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  Speaker 8: or it just sounds funny the way he said it.
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  Speaker 1: I was more concerned about him giving it double fish.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I went through the computer system at FSR. I went
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  Speaker 8: back six seven years and found some gems. I hope
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  Speaker 8: you enjoy tossed. That's what you gotta right, That's what.
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  Speaker 9: I wish I could pull off those suits. I was
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  Speaker 9: so excited I wanted to pick more guys. I love
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  Speaker 9: it all right, thank you, Stanley, Well you have more
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  Speaker 9: real Sanley.
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  Speaker 1: Take a deep breast to.
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  Speaker 7: Me and I have intermittent chest pain and I shortness
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  Speaker 7: of breath and paint in my whipt arm and my left.
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  Speaker 1: Shoulder, and say hello. I say, Coop, make sure this
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  Speaker 1: guy gets some some medical attention, Coop. Country concert, the
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  Speaker 1: live country Well, who's your favorite? Who's your who's your
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  Speaker 1: favorite country star?
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  Speaker 2: The guy that.
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  Speaker 1: Sees sturdy boots played for the Orioles has a porn stash?
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  Speaker 1: How about shut up? I want a camel packaging. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so, Ben, But wow, oh my, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: is that real? Are you playing sound effects?
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  Speaker 3: Danny?
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  Speaker 8: Is that the bear from that new Leonardo DiCaprio movie.
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  Speaker 8: I swear I'm not playing any sound effects.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's sit back and get your popcorn and
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  Speaker 3: enjoy the work of hollering James.
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  Speaker 1: Is he waking up there? Oh my god, like a
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  Speaker 1: water buffalo?
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  Speaker 6: Oh the man?
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy me? Band? Band?
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  Speaker 2: Band?
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  Speaker 8: You don't get their bright here?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Two guys is enough to me? What do you think
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  Speaker 1: about the wizards all the way we were, Where's and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: how you tart to see that scattered picture? Oh the
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  Speaker 1: smiles we left?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think about the oil? Coop a loop?
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  Speaker 1: Brocle lost Cooper loop?
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  Speaker 8: And that's my man.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you want to hang.
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  Speaker 9: Out with me?
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  Speaker 3: You better give me that good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That's how loud it was great to see Pooh go
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  Speaker 1: kN Eddie go to hell, King Eddie, back up, back up,
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  Speaker 1: get jack up, cack up that beat down? You mean
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  Speaker 1: that I gave you last night? Like us on Facebook,
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  Speaker 1: at Facebook dot com, Slash podcast, make that a boy.
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  Speaker 7: Everything Eddie touches turns to ash.
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  Speaker 1: You need to put it in this place. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you another thing then, and you can put I'll put
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  Speaker 1: this on my mama and you can. You can make
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  Speaker 1: a note of this and write it down. This may
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: be my last call I'll ever make until Eddie dropped
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the gin. And I'll tell you what.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: I implore all patriots, fans, all you English fans, all.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: Fans of the NFL, to rise against Eddie.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Garcia and stand with real talks against this issue.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Eddie.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I thought you were Blair racist.
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: All right, Dan, there He's starred in such films as
• 17:52
  Speaker 8: Furry and Ready for You?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Did I pity the fool that doesn't give me my burrito.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: They're a really good job. No delay games, you could
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: just use your arm. I don't have to pay for that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Shout out Westbroo, here we go.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's that he knows sense hot nuts.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Shefalosa, right, Cephalosa, that's not his name.
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: Chef boy r d that chef cephalosa.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Next thing I know, I just saw this white thing
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: flying at my face. Hey do I remember?
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: And at the top of your lung scream.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Where the white women at the white women.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: The head is good, but the hump is thick.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? How dare you day gee?
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: The microphone throttler? I would like to work with seth Rogen.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: I think that'd be really fine.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Wonder why, oh yeah, loop will have to pay?
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: What if she's five ten and has a dunk dunk?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Hey, Ben, I went all in on your picks and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I went all bro I'm gonna have Jamie Ben, You're
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: gonna have them.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: Congratulations.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: This is weird. What's going on right now? What is
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: going on in Medford, Oregon?
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: What?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: There's a guy there that what there's a guy there. Now,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: that's Joe. That's Joe. They're having a party in Medford
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: and they're listening to our show. It's a party in Medford. Hello, Joe. Hi,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I like the Saints on my Peach Cobbler list.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: All right, former heismoner from USC he killed two people,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: cut their heads off?
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: What what?
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: What? No?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: No, you idiot? Right, pat Hey told Stool.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: That's old school. How about a lace chatty?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: What kind of radio show are you guys to do it?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: You got the con door?
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: What what what?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Just like that?
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Don't do a lost cat magnet pencil?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Next the fifth Hour, looking back at some of the
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: great moments that you may have missed. I love the
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Mexican people.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: Racist Trump on his cell phone, that is his personal
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: cell phone.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I still I'll run into people and in conversation, you know,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Trump's name will come up, and I'll be do you
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: know he he's the president and he calls on his own.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: He calls on his own.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I still like I remember when we were kids and
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: it was like Ronald Reagan would call the Washington Redskins
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: to congratulate with the team that won the Super Bowl.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, I remember.
• 21:04
  Speaker 8: I remember him talking to Al Davis.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Remember, yes, yes, but you remember how it would work.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: It would be the White House called stand by for
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: the President of the United States.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: You know some some dudes from the White It.
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: Was like the official secretary of the White House.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you got President Trump. All right, let's go
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to Don online three from d C. Don You just this.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Dude is like texting me and calling me off his
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: cell phone. It was amazing. I'm still mind blown by that.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Then, congratulations, China Man, I love you. Tastes like a
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: touchdown in your mouth. I just hope this isn't all
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: too good to be true.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: He he.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Brian Billick, I'm not available.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: You leave the message, Brian Billy Brian Billick. All right, Brian, welcome.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: We have played tag with you for a for a
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: long time. It's great to have you have you on
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: the show. Was how's life treating you?
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Life's good, life's good. We're up here in the north
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: Woods in Minnesota playing a lot of golf and a
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: lot of fishing, and life's good.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Nice. You've done a lot of broadcasting since you left
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the coaching world. Have you enjoyed that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I've interviewed you in the past and you've you've done
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: all kinds of different things.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: How do you like being a pundit.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: Well, it's a lot easier, it's and it's great having
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: all the answers, you know, from that standpoint. You know,
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: obviously the work I did at Fox and the NFL
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Network was great.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: Enjoyed staying around the game that way. Now I'm just
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: do a little bit of radio and not not as
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: involved with it, but it's great to still, you know,
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: keep up with the league and what's going on.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So I went to Minnesota for the first time actually
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: a few months ago. I had not been to Minnesota.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It was a it was amazing. It's so it's so
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: beautiful there.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: It's it's wild, it's gorgeous.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: And the weather, the weather is just just outstanding, particularly
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: in the summer when you see so much heat around
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: the country. Street grew up near the Canadian.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Border, uh, and it's we just we just love it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: The temperature fabulous.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Got some great golf up here, just kind of removed
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: from the hustle and bustle, so we love it up here.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. Actually I went to Duluth as well.
• 23:16
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're about an hour and a half north of Duluth.
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, and right there on the Lake Supurity. Great area.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, it was, it was. I didn't know
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: what to expect.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I've lived in southern California, been to the East coast
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: a bunch, but I was like really impressed. Uh by Minnesota.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Have have you?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Do you live there year round or you?
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: I know you?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Uh no, we're here.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: We're here for summer. So I'm not sure you want
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: to be up here in February and anywhere. I mean,
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: it's minus minus forty, minus fifty, so that's uh, that's
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: only pretty true party Minnesota's Yeah, so we uh we
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: head back to Columbus, Ohio, where my grandkids are and
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: during the winter, and then travel a little bit and
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: get to Florida and Arizona and California and play little
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: golf in the winter or so. But being up here
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: from May till about October is just outstanding.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: What's that dynamic like? And there's a great Casey Stango
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: quote about coaching. You're talking about coaching in baseball and you.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Have to keep like the five guys that you have,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: you know, half the locker room might not like you
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: have to locker room likes you, and then you have
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: to keep the other guys kind of you know, on you,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: away from the ones that don't like you. What is
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: it like juggling the personalities in in a locker room
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: situation and how much of that is reality and how
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: much of that is you know, it's just hey, it's
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: a job and guys show up and you don't have
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: to deal with it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Well, it's a larger dynamic than when you look at basketball,
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: which is very much in that in terms of Okay,
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: I've got to keep this core of of guys happy,
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: pointing in the right direction. The red go will go
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: along your gatekeepers. Baseball, obviously, when you're talking about the
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: numbers football, you're talking about a much larger dynamic, a
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: much larger team, more personalities in law. But having said that, yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: you're going to have a core of guys that you've
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: got to make sure that you are on the same page.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: We just talked about the Jets, and I'm bringing together
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: a lot of different personalities, so that's part of it
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: as well. But the lead dog is clearly Aaron Rodgers.
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: So clearly, as the head coach, you better be on
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: the same page as an Aaron Rodgers, Sean McDermott. We
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: talked about in Buffalo. You better be on the same
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: page of you know, with the Josh Allen and then
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: on the defensive side when you have guys like a
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: von Miller and a Micah Hyde, you know, the guys
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: that are going to lead your team. Yeah, you better
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: make sure that your gatekeepers are guys that you're all
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: on the same page to help the others kind of
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: follow along, follow the suit.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, I'll go back to the quarterbacks. One
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: of the other interesting stories this year is the Great
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Unknown with Brock Purty. This guy was a sensation with
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: the Niners. Brian, he was amazing and nobody expected anything
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: of him where he was drafted out of Iowa State.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: He played great, But can he do it again? Brian?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Like, what is your position on a guy that kind
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: of comes out of nowhere and then you got to
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: go back another year and do it again.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: How's this going to work out for brock Purty and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the Niners?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Hello Brian, Hello Brian, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Preach Brian, Billy, I'm not available, Please leave him message,
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: got a murder.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta go