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DLHS HOUR 1 | Wigs, James Bond, and Who Comes First in Your Life? · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL you will show your twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six editions, so of course it is isn't accept this month.
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  Speaker 2: So if you see somebody with just accept them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, automatic try to change them, say don't go change,
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  Speaker 1: Try and please me Au with the juice box.
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  Speaker 2: I accept this. Put those raisins down. I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 2: You on the little bus. I accept you the little bus.
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  Speaker 2: Let me sign your helmet. I love I think sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I heart you exactly. Yeah, almost get out the street.
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  Speaker 2: I think some.
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  Speaker 1: People get upset about something like I was reading where
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  Speaker 1: they were up people upset that, uh it's just Alba
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna play James Bond.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah they were upset.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't you you can't have a black
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  Speaker 2: secret agent. You can't know. You can't because the key
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  Speaker 2: word is secret. You know who is up? Who's this
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  Speaker 2: with the tuxedo? He's gonna be watched the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: You won't be suspicious if you walk around with a
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  Speaker 1: trail of drinks, a brother with a TUXI that James
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  Speaker 1: note is bailed by.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine a six ft five with a tuxied.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody and no nobody know you like and don't got
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  Speaker 1: a train full of drinks. Now now, hey, hey, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who you is, but it just told you
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  Speaker 1: asked Martin.
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  Speaker 2: Two hundred thousand dollar car with a TUXI are you
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  Speaker 2: double old seven? No, I'm double O nine and a half.
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  Speaker 2: Take that with you. You got to take the uber
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  Speaker 2: to the next crime. Oh, I'm sorry. Come, they will
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  Speaker 2: need them on no face next.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people who were really rooting for him.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted him to do it. But then when you
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  Speaker 1: think about they gotta be sick. You gotta go undercover.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody noticed a room full of white people, you know,
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  Speaker 1: only to text. You're gonna you think you're gonna stand out?
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  Speaker 2: Who's on the shoe phone? The name is Bond?
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  Speaker 1: Who with the camera on his pilp bum. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna nobody? Goldfinger knew you was here the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boys, all right, coming up, we got ape.
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  Speaker 4: We still got a showing.
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  Speaker 2: No man, are we good? Happy?
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  Speaker 1: Happy brother Keisha Knight put Liam, Happy birth to the
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  Speaker 1: Jazzmine Sullivan, I have birthday the dinnis Quaid, have birthday
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  Speaker 1: of Mark Jacobs, havey birth there, Cynthia Nickson from Sex
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  Speaker 1: in the City, Happy birthday possis me of course, the
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  Speaker 1: only one on Hugh Hefner, and happy birthday to Paul Robson.
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  Speaker 1: We got we got a great show lining up. Jaz's
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell us for trending. I got a little note
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  Speaker 1: from the GD section.
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  Speaker 2: It's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Show jazz Man ay Coon is trending.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know why he is going into the whig
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  Speaker 3: business but not for women, for men. Yeah, he was
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  Speaker 3: on a big boys show and he said, let me
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  Speaker 3: show you something.
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  Speaker 2: He said, at least I'm looking at me, y'all. Damn,
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  Speaker 2: come on, he.
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  Speaker 3: Said, half the guys in the VRP section, seven out
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  Speaker 3: of ten got wigs on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he said.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who wears more fake hair, women are men,
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  Speaker 1: but I know the courses in danger like hell, he said,
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  Speaker 1: men do.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's a big thing. And he was like he's
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  Speaker 3: coming out with units. He was like, you know, they're
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  Speaker 3: super popular.
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  Speaker 2: He said. Most of the time people don't know what dreads.
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  Speaker 3: You know, yeah, a long time and they mad.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yours is kind of it's not mad it but you
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  Speaker 3: know it's yeah, I can see your parts, So I
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  Speaker 3: guess that means it's yours. Yeah, speaking of dizzey women,
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  Speaker 3: do you remember when everybody thought Rachel Dolezel was dizzy
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  Speaker 3: because you know, she really wanted to be black and
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  Speaker 3: she was claiming to be black and all the things. Well,
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  Speaker 3: she stopped sitting out in the sun because unfortunately she
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  Speaker 3: found out she had stage one melanoma, so she had
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  Speaker 3: to undergo surgery. But she decided she still want to
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  Speaker 3: be black, so she's been drinking tan drops. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: even know you could do that. It's like, but f y,
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  Speaker 3: I look at her now, she does. She don't look
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  Speaker 3: as brown anymore, like a white girl to me. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she said, listen, you know, uh name to Kichi Almara
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  Speaker 3: Diallo or something like that, amyor Diallo, and that.
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  Speaker 2: Means your money's on the counter.
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  Speaker 1: I think, I really, I think that that's the official Spanish.
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  Speaker 2: I think it means housekeeping, excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: And I love the fact that she's still she's gonna
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  Speaker 3: do everything she can. Stay brown, man, stay brown, Stay brown.
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  Speaker 2: She's jazzy, she's smart. It's the Jazzy report.
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  Speaker 3: L Well, here's good news if you want to go
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  Speaker 3: the non traditional route. Human composting is now legal in California.
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  Speaker 3: The procedure is is more sustainable, an alternative to cremation.
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  Speaker 3: A dead body is basically placed in a reusable vessel,
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  Speaker 3: covered with wood chips, and then basically air rated, and
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  Speaker 3: you know, it creates an environment for essential bacteria. That body,
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  Speaker 3: after about thirty days, turns into soil. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: they say this process is modern days. Thirty days.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you done turns your grandma into a chia pet.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean when they when they cover you with
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  Speaker 3: wood chips and air rate you a little bit, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna turn into some soil when I save you
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  Speaker 3: as long as if you remember the Catholic Church they're
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  Speaker 3: denouncing this.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, no, we ain't doing that. It's undignified and
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  Speaker 2: we don't like it, don't it. Yeah, we do miss
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  Speaker 2: me with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, please, that's that's the first thing I think about
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  Speaker 1: when that's your biggest problem right there? All right, this
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  Speaker 1: is the only but a goodie I think that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a variation on some other way of
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  Speaker 1: asking for but a man he explains that he puts
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  Speaker 1: nothing or no one before his wife, including his parents,
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  Speaker 1: or even his kids.
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  Speaker 5: Take a listen, nothing comes before my wife. Let me
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  Speaker 5: repeat this. Nothing comes before.
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  Speaker 6: My wife, not the dog, not my job, not my mother,
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  Speaker 6: not my father, not my children once they get to
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  Speaker 6: a certain age.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing in this world comes before my wife. Because there is.
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  Speaker 4: No bond in this world that is stronger than a
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  Speaker 4: husband and a wife.
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  Speaker 7: We exchange bodily fluids, we break bills down, we problem
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  Speaker 7: solved together, We figure things out together. So never would
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  Speaker 7: I let my mother, my father, my children, my dog,
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  Speaker 7: my employment ever get in the way or come in
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  Speaker 7: between my wife. It is my job to always put
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  Speaker 7: her first, and she's always going to know what.
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  Speaker 5: I Am going to pick her over everything every single time. Nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Let me repeat nothing, and no one comes before my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: In your life, who comes first? Your parents, your kids,
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  Speaker 1: or your spouse? That's the question we're gonna post you
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven two four two two four two six.
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  Speaker 1: Let us know what you think it's to d L.
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  Speaker 2: Huglich. So a young man UH set the Internet a
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  Speaker 2: fire when he said.
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  Speaker 5: This, nothing comes before my wife.
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  Speaker 8: Let me repeat this, nothing comes before my wife.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that that's particularly controversial or should it be,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the way it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: Right. You would think that's you know, but not before
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  Speaker 2: my my baby, my child come for you, hear somebody.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it goes that way. Yeah, I supposed to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it is supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: He's not saying anything so controversial that even well if you,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a Bible thumper, you should hear that all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Right, that's what it says, right what they say.
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  Speaker 1: But I know this, we've asked that question of very
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  Speaker 1: ration of that question. I'm gonna feed my kids first,
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  Speaker 1: and so is that the way it runs at your house?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to our social media platforms, skip won
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  Speaker 1: don't you take a look out there and see what
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  Speaker 1: they say.
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  Speaker 8: Denise in Cherry Hill, New Jersey says, my kids come first.
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  Speaker 2: They gonna always be my kids. He might not be
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  Speaker 2: my man. Yeah, well, if he hears this call, it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be that much toil. I know that.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people got that attitude too, though a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people they are always gonna be my parents?
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  Speaker 2: Are they always gonna be my keys?
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people got that attitude, and it really
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  Speaker 1: it really obscures what it's supposed to be about.
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  Speaker 2: I can't think of anybody.
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  Speaker 1: That I did more than her. I can't not my mother. Well,
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  Speaker 1: my father's gone, but my mother. I mean, I love
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  Speaker 1: my mother, but not as much as her. I love
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  Speaker 1: my kids, not as much as her. But I do
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  Speaker 1: think it becomes blurred because you don't necessarily want to
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  Speaker 1: put something for somebody, but there are priorities, like if
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  Speaker 1: the bills need to be paid. You talking about that,
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  Speaker 1: because you never put your job in front of somebody
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  Speaker 1: that you love, but you still have to take time
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  Speaker 1: out to make sure it happen. If you horm too
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  Speaker 1: much is a problem. If you're gone too much is
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  Speaker 1: a problem. But if you're gonna be gone, you better
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  Speaker 1: make sure they're eating.
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  Speaker 2: Please maybe please believe so you know this kind of
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  Speaker 2: is a sliding scale.
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  Speaker 1: But in theory he absolutely, not even theory, he said
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  Speaker 1: absolutely what was appropriate and right now. I think life
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  Speaker 1: gets in the way of that through line. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that's particularly controversial. So the question we're asking
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  Speaker 1: a young man says.
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  Speaker 8: This, nothing comes before my wife. Let me repeat this.
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  Speaker 8: Nothing comes before my.
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  Speaker 6: Wife, not the dog, not my job, not my mother,
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  Speaker 6: not my father, not my children once they get to
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  Speaker 6: a certain age.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing in this world comes before my wife.
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  Speaker 4: Because there is no bond in this world that is
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  Speaker 4: stronger than a husband and a wife.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like that in your house? Who you put first?
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  Speaker 2: Your husband, your spouse, your children, or your parents. Let
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  Speaker 2: us know what you think. It's the DL Hugli Show.
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  Speaker 5: This has never been a radio show like this. You're
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  Speaker 5: checking out the
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  Speaker 2: DL Hugly Show.