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FULL SHOW: The Hoytey J Actor's Guidebook · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day. Good hell of
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  Speaker 1: a caffeine fixed from your local Night and Day.
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  Speaker 2: It's time to how oversized.
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  Speaker 3: This is the biggest, biggest figst It's the biggest, biggest shot.
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  Speaker 1: Big show with Jason Howitch, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 4: I'll give your mad Barton's great. You have your company
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  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon. It's the eighteenth of June twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 4: and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
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  Speaker 4: brought to you by Night.
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  Speaker 1: Day. That was pretty appalling. Keeezy, Well, it's because there's
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  Speaker 1: only two voices rather than three. Hoidy Jay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no Mogi today the stallion, the eye candy
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  Speaker 4: of the Big Show. He's away for a few days.
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  Speaker 1: He is, he says, it's work. I'm not convinced. I
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  Speaker 1: just wish that we could have this show here, all
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  Speaker 1: three of us, Jase without you on holiday gallivanting around
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  Speaker 1: him off doing films and stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what he said, he's doing films.
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  Speaker 4: Who I think it's just party time for old Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: But I'll tell you what though, as I mentioned, here
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  Speaker 4: is the eye candy of the show. But geez keezy, jeez,
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  Speaker 4: you're looking good today mate, Wow, Really the cap is
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  Speaker 4: really working for me and I'm really encouraged to see
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  Speaker 4: not just you, but actually Mogi as well, going for
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  Speaker 4: the hoity j look which is the cap, which is
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  Speaker 4: the sweatch with a hoodie and a jacket over the
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  Speaker 4: top of it. You're looking really good mate. There's a
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  Speaker 4: real glow in your cheeks. If you were a woman,
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  Speaker 4: I would say you were heavy with child and happy
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 1: So I look pregnant, you do, look I'm glowing, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Glowing with I was going to say bloated, but glowing
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  Speaker 4: would probably be a more accurate description. Yeah you look sick, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: thank you man, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Like you look like.
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  Speaker 4: Messive show man of course. So your chance to win
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  Speaker 4: five hundred bucks cash with trade walls.
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  Speaker 1: That'll be happening later on this hour. Get ready to
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  Speaker 1: call eight hundred hodarky. Also, you want to bring back
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  Speaker 1: the Big Pole for some reason?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, well, the people are demanding it and r interestingly enough,
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  Speaker 4: they're keysy. The Big Pole today does have to do
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  Speaker 4: with your appearance my parents. Yeah, because there's something I
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  Speaker 4: want to find out from the listeners out there.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you want to get definitively right, okay. And also
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  Speaker 1: we spent an entire day today filming a special advert
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  Speaker 1: for Radiohodarchy that will be coming out in a few
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  Speaker 1: weeks time, which meant myself and Jason both on set
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  Speaker 1: in an acting sort of situation. Yeah, I want to
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  Speaker 1: go over your behavior on set.
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  Speaker 4: And likewise, yeahs pugsno, oh puk.
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  Speaker 1: Soun's a natural.
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  Speaker 4: He is just make some people just blossom in the
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  Speaker 4: camera screen. He's one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just blossoming in the camera screen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's just in the lens there. He's just next level.
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  Speaker 1: But in the meantime, here's Arctic Monkeys, the.
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  Speaker 5: Hoed Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: This is indeed mused there on the Radio Hodanky Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past four o'clock. If
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  Speaker 4: you're just joining us, by the way, no Mogi today,
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  Speaker 4: he's away on business, isn't he?
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  Speaker 1: Keyzy? He certainly is there, hoody Jay. Also, if you're
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  Speaker 1: just joining us and you'd like to get in touch,
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  Speaker 1: three four eight three is the number to text. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can also call on oh eight hundred Hodak if
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  Speaker 1: you'd like to have your opinion on.
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  Speaker 4: Anything absolutely, and don't forget there's fifty dollars Night Day
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  Speaker 4: vouchers to give away. Now, before we get into the
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  Speaker 4: big poll, which was demanded by the people that we
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  Speaker 4: bring it back, I want you to go on the
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  Speaker 4: radio Hodaki instor account there because there is an absolutely sensational,
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  Speaker 4: sensational photo of young Keysy. It's not young kid, don't
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  Speaker 4: say it's young keesy, young kezy back in pandays.
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  Speaker 1: It is an absolute doozy.
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  Speaker 4: So I want to go see what people have to
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  Speaker 4: say about that because it is a spectacular picture.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny. Because we're sitting in here, I get an
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  Speaker 1: alert that someone's tagged me and something. I look at
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  Speaker 1: it and I see the photo. Of course it's insulting,
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  Speaker 1: and I instantly go, oh cool, Joel the web guy
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  Speaker 1: is having a bit of a laugh again. I show
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  Speaker 1: you because you get the same thing every day, something
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then you instantly take my phone out
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  Speaker 1: to Joel and commend him on a job well done,
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  Speaker 1: and then tell the nation to check it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: Joel, otherwise known as Pantsman, is a real son of
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  Speaker 4: a bitch sometimes because I get the same things on
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  Speaker 4: my phone and I'm like, what see what yea, Now.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be something with a big nose or mess of
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  Speaker 1: nips or something. It actually goes to.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually reached a point now where I've demanded that
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  Speaker 4: he shows me everything before he posts it, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, and he's going to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does do that, but I see Keysy's pretty
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  Speaker 4: relaxed about that stuff. Just fire away to go and
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  Speaker 4: dig out the Insta account. But right now it's time
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  Speaker 4: for pol now, Kezy what.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Yes, I'm not having a go at you at all. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's good because I'm pretty down the dumps after that
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  Speaker 1: Instagram photo thing. Yeah, well you shouldn't be made. It's
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  Speaker 1: really pretty volda. It's a sensational photo.
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  Speaker 4: But in this next sort of big pole chat, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want you to feel like I'm targeting you, okay,
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  Speaker 4: because I don't think it's on sort of picking on
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  Speaker 4: other people. It's just not what I'm about. And as
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  Speaker 4: I say, I think you know you're looking really good today.
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  Speaker 1: You said I look pregnant.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, a little bit bloated, but glowing as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Cool, Now the big pole today because I'm curious
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  Speaker 1: to know the answer to this.
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  Speaker 4: Denim jackets or jeans with manufactured cuts and or slashes in.
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  Speaker 1: Them, rips and tears, rips and tears, yes or no? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm currently wearing a denim jacket with a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of cool airs looking rips in it. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: it looks like I've had it for years and it's
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  Speaker 1: just worn out from like falling off my motorbike and stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And there also recently was a sort of a phase
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  Speaker 1: where people would have their jeans with rips, big reps
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  Speaker 1: in them as well. Is it cool or is it not?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the question? Yeah? Is it cooler or is
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  Speaker 1: it not?
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  Speaker 4: Because you've actually just sort of outlined my point of
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  Speaker 4: view about that sort of stuff, you know, And there's
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  Speaker 4: a lot of people that would say old hoodie Jay's
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  Speaker 4: a bit old school, but a lot of people, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I just sort of feel like, I feel
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  Speaker 4: like kezy that if you're don't have reps in your
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  Speaker 4: jackets and stuff, you've got to earn it. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like you've just mentioned, you know, by living life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you come off your motorbike going one hundred and eighty
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  Speaker 4: k type thing, or you've just had a massive sort
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  Speaker 4: of side alley brawl outside of bars, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean. So there's manufactured cuts, and especially the ones
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  Speaker 4: in the jeans and stuff. The reps is reps and
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  Speaker 4: tears are the jeans because you've been doing hard jacker out.
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  Speaker 1: And the farm there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. Or you cut yourself
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  Speaker 4: or you burnt yourself while you're welding. I like cuts
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  Speaker 4: and slashes that are earned by people as opposed to
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  Speaker 4: put You know, some poor barsat put In having to
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  Speaker 4: do that for their job.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, Okay, one of your jeans have really worn
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  Speaker 1: out knees. What's that about? Yeah? Well, yeah, I forgot
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  Speaker 1: to say. You can vote on the Big Pole. I
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  Speaker 1: go to the Hohducky Big Shows Instagram story. There is
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  Speaker 1: a photo of their vote there. You can text on
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  Speaker 1: three four eight three or call on eight hundred.
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  Speaker 4: Hoduky, Yeah, because I do want to know whether people
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  Speaker 4: are into that or not, you know, because I just
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  Speaker 4: think it's it's faux masculinity easy. It's trying to be
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  Speaker 4: rough and tumble and tough, but actually you've got soft,
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  Speaker 4: pudgy hands and exma behind your knees.
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  Speaker 5: Here's Florence and the Machine, the Darky Big Show with
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  Speaker 5: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, smashing pumpkins here on the radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: The time is four thirty seven.
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  Speaker 4: What What a sensational cricket match this morning, Keysy New
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  Speaker 4: Zealand to Black Caps. What a victory is this?
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  Speaker 1: Sports chat? Why? Yeah, well I suppose it is now.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're going to pay the sting a right because
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  Speaker 1: that was in the middle of the night, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two a crop.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was up in fizzing mate, two o'clock, ready
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  Speaker 4: to go with my hot cocoa and my toast and
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  Speaker 4: peanut better but quite possibly, you know, And I've watched
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  Speaker 4: a lot of New zeal And cricket over the years.
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  Speaker 4: The greatest bowling performance of all time by Roy Ferguson. Man, Wow,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and I've seen some great, some great performances,
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  Speaker 4: but the fucking mana express extraordinary.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So what did he do?
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  Speaker 4: His figures? His figures? Four overs, remembering this as a
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  Speaker 4: T twenty four overs, so you can only have four
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  Speaker 4: you can only have four four overs, four maidens, So
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  Speaker 4: that means no runs, so no runs were scored off
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  Speaker 4: him and three wickets. The most phenomenal Wow New Zealand
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  Speaker 4: bowling performance in history.
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  Speaker 1: Far out. Who are they playing? Papua New Guinea? Ah,
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  Speaker 1: tools down and linza.
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  Speaker 3: It's super liquor trains.
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  Speaker 1: Time time just fa, I mean it's still good. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I suppose yeah, yeah, I didn't get up ato a
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  Speaker 1: quite no way, man. You just watch the replay. Just
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  Speaker 1: watch your replaying. Just chill out so good, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: this trade war's time, thanks so mates, it's super licky.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to spin the wheel of trades and select
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  Speaker 1: two trades. If one of those two is your trade,
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  Speaker 1: then call on oh eight hundred hoducky and you can
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  Speaker 1: play to win five hundred yep.
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  Speaker 4: Trade's head to head winning five hundred dollars cash. Now,
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  Speaker 4: keezy yep. Proper spinds today please all right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna take a run up at because this
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  Speaker 1: thing is really hard to spin. Yes, it's steph, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but I've looped it up. Yeah. Good. So let's see
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  Speaker 1: how she goes one, two, three sparkys.
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  Speaker 4: Now, you see, if you think about a sparky, if
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  Speaker 4: a sparky was spinning that that would run for two minutes, mate,
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  Speaker 4: or a plumber or any of your tradees.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: This is why I find it slightly humiliating when there's
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  Speaker 4: radio announced spin you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, and it's like.
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  Speaker 4: Parkies. If you're a Sparky, give us a call right now,
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  Speaker 4: and I one hundred hodaki.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's get the second trade three to two
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  Speaker 1: one painter painters, painters. So if you're a painter as well,
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  Speaker 1: I wite hundred hardark you give us a call now
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  Speaker 1: and you will be going up against a Sparky and
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  Speaker 1: potentially winning five hundred big ones.
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  Speaker 4: Are we talking like house painters, we're talking artistic painters whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, if you're a painter, if you use painted or
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  Speaker 1: car painter anything, oh wite hundred hoduk you get yourself
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  Speaker 1: some chao shut good stuff.
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  Speaker 5: He's David Bowie The Darky Big Show weekdays from four
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  Speaker 5: on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the trade wall, super lick a scoreboard.
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: You welcome back your massive backbones.
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  Speaker 4: The trades today are your Sparkys and your painters. Keezy yeah, Jason, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: good stuff be of mine.
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  Speaker 1: Darren yea, let me just get them on. Actually, could
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  Speaker 1: you let me just get them on. So we've actually
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  Speaker 1: we've got Tom and we've got Jason. So Tom is
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  Speaker 1: our sparky Tom. How are you going?
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  Speaker 2: Ben?
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff? Tom? Where are you from, man, Tom from Dunedin?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on your man. How sparky live at the
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  Speaker 4: moment you're busy?
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  Speaker 2: Ah yeah, she's flat out there. At the moment you're
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  Speaker 2: just doing the sparky thing that spikys do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good, good on you. Your messive backgone, Jason a
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  Speaker 4: paint house? What do you do in the winter there, Jace?
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  Speaker 1: Try and get indoor work?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good cool man, Jace. What's your favorite type of paint? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's yours? Other? Jase? What's your favorite type of paint me?
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  Speaker 4: Jason? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, ah you lux oil color? Yeah? Whatever? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Tom and Jason, this is how it works.
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  Speaker 4: We asked you three questions. First to two wins five
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  Speaker 4: hundred bucks are right sweet?
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  Speaker 1: And also your buzzes are your professions. So Tom, you
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  Speaker 1: yell sparky, Jace, you yell painting? All right, hoidy, j
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  Speaker 1: do you want to get us underway? Mate? Sure fellows.
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  Speaker 1: What is the national flower of Japan? Sparky?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, Tom, I'm going to say the cherry blossom.
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  Speaker 1: Well done, that's one. All right, here we go, Jason,
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  Speaker 1: chance for you to level things mate? What brand of
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  Speaker 1: car is a high lux? J Okay, we'll go like
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  Speaker 1: we'll go, We'll go Jace first.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because but he didn't say that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he said his own name, Toyota. Correct. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we Gore just wants to take all the candy fellows.
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  Speaker 4: How many bones are in the human body?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Jason, yes, two hundred and sixty seven? Incorrect? No, sparky,
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  Speaker 1: do you ever? Do you want to have a guess?
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  Speaker 1: I've got to say two hundred and four? So close. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we go the closest, don't you do? Okay, the extual
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  Speaker 1: answer is two hundred and six. Tom, the sparking from
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  Speaker 1: delending you my friend, have won the cash. Tom, I can.
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  Speaker 4: I can feel your disappointment, Jase. But you gave it everything, mate,
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: you gave it everything. And congratulations to Tom, you my
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  Speaker 4: friend of five hundred bucks richer. All right, no worries, mate,
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  Speaker 4: I'll chuck you over to old Pug time in Studio
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  Speaker 4: B and he'll saw out.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I've already put them over there. Ah, right,
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  Speaker 1: do you like to double check with them before we
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: put them on hold? Oh no, I'm cool now, Actually, Geezy,
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  Speaker 1: you cooled out?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Speaking of cool, here's a cool song man by Tool. Yeah. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's the part the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 4: He's indeed Tool there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon, six minutes to five o'clock. Now keeps
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  Speaker 4: happening after five o'clock. A bit of acting cham all
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: the fellas on the Big Show today, in fact, everyone
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  Speaker 4: at Radio Hodaki. We did a bit of filming today
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  Speaker 4: for a new promo which.
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  Speaker 1: Is going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 4: But I've got a few things and observations that I'd
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  Speaker 4: like to share with Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. About my performance on set?
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, about your performance?
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is good because you know your experience. You've
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  Speaker 1: been through this before, so you can give me feedback
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  Speaker 1: on how I went. Whereas I'm new to this, I
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  Speaker 1: want to pursue it. I've got some questions about the
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: way you sort of conducted yourself today on shit sure,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to clarify why you did certain things
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  Speaker 1: and whether I should start doing them. Yeah. Having said that.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Pugsn, who's never acted in his life, blew
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  Speaker 4: everyone off, blew everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Off, blew everyone off the stage. Did you blow everyone off? Yea,
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  Speaker 1: he blew everyone off the stage, the stage. He is
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  Speaker 1: just next level. He was magnificent. Also, you're chance to
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  Speaker 1: get to the drawer for the trip to Munich with
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  Speaker 1: the A C. C.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas, and we're going to talk yummy boys with Bus
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  Speaker 4: all that after the.
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  Speaker 5: Whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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  Speaker 5: in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're Tuesday's going along,
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  Speaker 4: tickety boo, you're listening to the Big Show brought to
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  Speaker 4: you by Night.
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  Speaker 3: Day.
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  Speaker 4: Well, dearie me as you can tell one voice down
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  Speaker 4: old MOGGI away today. So we're Keyzy and.
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  Speaker 1: I at the Helm.
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually a little a little bit offended, actually Keyzy
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  Speaker 4: because Pugsn and Studio B there. He's looking to buy
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: a car, and I offered to help him and said,
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: look you if you need any INFI or any any
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  Speaker 4: sort of information about cars or advice, come and have
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  Speaker 4: a chit chat. But he seems to be spending all
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  Speaker 4: of his time talking to you and send him pictures
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  Speaker 4: to you rather than old Hoidy j.
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  Speaker 1: Just because I've got some beautiful Jaguards that I put
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  Speaker 1: he wants to spend between the st six to eight
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  Speaker 1: grand and you're suggesting a jag. Yeah, man, that is
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  Speaker 1: the worst suggestion in the world.
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  Speaker 4: Because there are a classy car and Pugsn's a classy guy,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Can you imagine him cruising
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  Speaker 4: along there and his beautiful jag, his box of connies
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: in the passenger seat.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I can imagine him cruising behind you and your
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: pewshow he's in his jag and then both of your
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: breakdown thirty seconds later. Right, Okay, that's what I can.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Imagine, whereas as you can imagine New Zealand old keesy.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Oh that's a good that's a good, solid car there.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: You'll get good mileage out of that. And dear you
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: know I do that once she's lowcads and deer. How
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: tedious cars meant to be a status symbol Keezy?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: For God's sake?
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Is it? Yes?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Really? It reflects the person that you are, right, you
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? The new car that you got
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: what like six months ago? Yeah, it's the first decent
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: car you've ever had. Yes, your car before that was
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: a Corolla Wagon that had done four hundred thousand k
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: and had one hub hubcap. That definitely does reflect you though, Yeah,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: they see it does absolutely. Hey.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Now, as we were speaking about before five o'clock, we
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: did some filming at Radio Hodarky today, So a bit
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: of acting chat next, because I believe Kezy you've got
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: some questions you need to ask.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Well, it was we were all dressed up, we had outfits.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to give it away. We were playing
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: characters and I just wanted the way you conducted yourself.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I think I could learn a lot from that. Yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: absolutely you could. And you've had some observations about my
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: acting as well. Oh yeah, yeah, we'll get into that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Next thing is a tune by the way, a bit
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: of Peel Jam ten it up the Big Show podcast you.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Some indeed filtered there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past five o'clock. Now, as
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: previously mentioned, we did some filming today for a Radio
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Hodarky promo which you'll be seeing a little bit later on.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: And the piece it's going to be an absolute doozy,
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: and once again I got the opportunity of seeing Keyzy perform.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: And unbeknownst to you, Keezy.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I brought a couple of directing colleagues along with me,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: really who who had been interested in maybe casting you
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: in projects further down the line, and they said, well, look,
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: this is a great opportunity for you to see Keyzy,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: you know, in action, in literally an action well one,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: and tell me it came well because I know that
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: you get all freaked out and your asthma, your asthma
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: starts playing out when you get nervous and stuff. So
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: I thought that would be unfair on you to put
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: you know, that extra pressure on you.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be unfair on me. Whereas surprising me
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: with two top notch directors that I didn't realize with there,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: that's not that's good.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well you didn't know about it, you see.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, as it turns out, pretty much as I
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: expected it to turn out, was a shambles. They were
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: no good, they were great. They were just appalled by
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you on on screen. And this is something that I've
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: tried to explain to you time and time again. The
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: camera blake basically blows you by about ten times.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So the camera blows me by ten times.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: The camera is a very intimate instrument, right, So you
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: know you stand up comedy, your plays and stuff. Yes,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: you can be extroverted and over on the camera. It
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: just doesn't work, you know. And they did a close
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: up of your face, and I was behind the camera,
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: and now there's already some issues putting that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: To the side. What does that mean?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Well, just a close up on your face, as you
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: can imagine, certain things stand out right, you know, and
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: so you have to change the angle a little bit. Well, no,
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: not really your mor just other things.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But there seems to be the same.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: There's this attitude that you have, Keizy, which is, look
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: at me, look at me. Look You're like a little
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: kid in a candy store. You get over excited.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Well, the camera's on me right now. I going to
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: do my thing.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: So but camera work is all about subtlety. And I
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: had a thought, and I don't know why it's never
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: occurred to me before. My wife. Yeah, my wife is
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: a very talented actor in.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Her own right.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: She's great and she is she is She is well
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: known for her subtlety and her Subtlety is an actress, right, Okay?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, why.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Didn't I think about this before? Why didn't I get
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: my wife and Kesy together and she can work on
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: you for a while and teach you, Yes, you know,
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: the act of subtlety, keysy, little movements, little gestures and
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: would little touches.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Why I don't have to be there, No, because I
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: think they would throw me off. Yeah, yeah, you were
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: there watching you? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely, and one on what.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Because I've got to be honest with you. I've
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: reached the point where I'm thinking of culling you from
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: a box because as it stands at the moment, you've
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: got to you've got no ship show chance and hell
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: of ever getting any work.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Well, before you call me from your books as my agent,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I think, definitely get me and your wife together like
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: a one on one like. Honestly, if it's that bad,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: it could even be like a week ind situation somewhere neutral, you.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Know, because I think she's she's busy with Terry the
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: next couple of weekends, but I'm thinking the weekend after that,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: maybe you and her go to the batch or something
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: And she works on me for a couple of days.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: And Jess and so and see where that leads' just
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: because I'll do for that. I've reached the point where
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I'm over it and I've just.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Sort of lost all fans.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Is sort of the last straw, the last draw, you
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, when dealing, as I say, with
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: physical problems, and I think that she may be able
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: to help you just tone everything down a bit.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Well, I think it's just you know, a matter of
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: two people going away sort of banging out a few
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: things and just seeing if there's anything there and if not, hey,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: you know, we leave it there. I'm keen for that.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: If she can't get you, right, no one can. Y.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I'm keen as when was that three weekends from now?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah? If that, if that works for you, I've got
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: to speak to her about it, obviously.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can speak to her. I've got a number.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: And just on just a little reminder to you when
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: you're on the set the overt racism, you've you've got
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: to stop that, mate, you know it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Actually just on that. I've got some things I noticed
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: about your performance too. That's all right.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: The Hiking Big Shown podcast.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: We need Queens of the Stone age here on the
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Radio Hoedarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon of the time
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: of twenty six minutes past five. Hey, what this big
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Bender of this Friday, isn't it?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: The Big Bender Reveal is happening this Friday morning at
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: eight twenty Matt and Jerry will be popping the balloons
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: to figure out what we're actually going to be doing
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: on this bender. The whole Hurdachy team's going to be
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: involved this very Friday. Now the winners have already been
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: drawn they will be joining us. The one thing we
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: do know from the Bender reveal is that we will
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: be finishing up at Lula Inn and Auckland's Viaduct. So
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: if you are in Auckland this Friday four pm, come
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: on down join the team on the back end of
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: a bender thanks to I Mates and Big Men.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be doing the show show live there, won't we.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: That's right, Moggi will be back by then. Mobie will
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: be back by then.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: He certainly will. Jason. Now we spend the day filming
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: in an advert for Radio Hedache, which is going to
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: come out in a few weeks time. It involved us
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: dressing up in funny costumes and playing certain characters. Jays
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: hued some issues with my performance around subtleties. I've got
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: some questions from observing me. I've got some questions from
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: observing you in the way you behave.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Sure, I imagine too, and I apologize for this. So
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: you probably found that quite intimidating.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It was intimidating. But then I was like, you know,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I have to get used to this sort of thing. Sure,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: So for example, you turning up like an hour late?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: What was that? Is that a thing that I should
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: start doing.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the only way to get respect in the industry.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Keasy right, Always turn up late to see it, Okay,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: because then people go, this guy doesn't even care, right, Yeah,
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: because that's kind of rock and rolls. I'm a creative.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Don't tell me when I turn up and don't turn up.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you know what I mean. It was
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: like an hour and fifteen minutes late.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was actually about an hour forty.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh was it? Yeah? Okay, that's good to know.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: At one point they were trying to sit up the
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: lighting and you were standing in the way reading your script. Yeah,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: guy asked you to move, but you pretended that you
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: didn't hear him. Is that why I did?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: The reason for that was because I was urinating. And
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know about you, but when I'm urinating, I
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: don't want.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: To move around. Well, hang on, we weren't in the
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: loo or anything. Yeah, I know.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: But this is the other thing.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: This is there.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: You've got to build up the whole image of who
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: you are. I don't care about rules, man, I'm a creative,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: so I often will just urinate on set. Just do
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: wheeze and mark my territory.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, Yeah, we filmed I think three takes and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: then you realize that you're reading glasses were sitting on
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the table, Yes, even though we were very much in
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: an era where reading glasses weren't around. Yes, And then
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: we had to redo them all. So why did you
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: do that? Because I was trying to teach you a lesson,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: teach me a lesson.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just to make you. You know, you've got
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: to look out for the subtleties.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You've got to you know, I should have spotted that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you should have spotted that. And that's why I
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: had a bit of a tantrum at you for not
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: spotting it, because I put them there deliberately, and you
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: obviously didn't see them because you were too busy being
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: wacky and in front of the camera.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were just being really unprofessional right now.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I waited for you to make the point.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because the others were talking about, oh wow,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you think you'd be used to this sort of stuff,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: but I see you were doing it for me. Yes,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: we're filming and we're halfway through a scene and your
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: microphone pack just like fell off you and fell out
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: of your pants.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, well because I had it down the
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: pants and there's not a lot of.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Room in there, right, and at the same pants you've
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: done weazing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Oh I didn't do wheeze in my pants. I mean
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I took it all right.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Your costume was constantly falling off the whole time. Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Well, they got my measurements from when I was younger, kesy,
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: and I've put on a lot of muscles since then. Yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't fit properly, and so it kept sort of
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: slipping and so forth over my picks and my abs.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, and your slippers kept falling off and stuff,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and you'd be walking along and they just fall apart
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and everything would start falling off, and at one stage
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I even had to put it all back on you.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah you did.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, once again, it's just hierarchy, right, okay, Keezy dress
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: me sort of thing, right, okay, yeah, because your place.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I looked at all these number of things and I thought, wow,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: that's really not how I should operate. But you're saying
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: that is how I should operate, absolutely right, okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, turn up late, urinate on set.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put your glasses on them and ruin every continuity.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Put props on the table. And that's the other thing too,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Move props around all the time so that they don't match,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: so that they don't match, all that sort of because
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: that really gets on Continuiti's goat yeah right, you do that,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: have it go at people occasionally, Yeah, smash some stuff
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: every now and then.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all of that stuff is very kosher for a
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: good actor. Yeah right. And what about when you ripped
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: out that massive fart in the middle of a take. Oh,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: that was just age.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: The Larchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: in four.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: On Radio Lucky Read Hot Chilli Peoples there on the
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Radio Holarkey Big Show This Tuesday, afternoon. The time is
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: twenty to six and we're joined by our beloved Pugs
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Fells And as we were previously talking about, did some
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: filming today at Radio Hodaki. You were a part of it. Mate,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: you're off the hook. Really, you were so good. I
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: was froughing. I haven't seen young talent like yours. I mean,
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I've seen you on the radio when kiss Away and
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: you're filling in and stuff. But boy, oh boy, Pugs gifted.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: That's just a natural.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: It means a lot coming from an esteemed thespian such
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: as you. You guys made me thanks and it was
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: great to blow everyone off.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Were so good, pug Son.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Actually, just on blowing everyone off and relax because God
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Cottee chat with your hugs.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: You told me I was coming in here to talk
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: about the big Bender event.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: No, it's connage chat. It's a regular told me we
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: were doing connage chat. I have Pugs. Yeah, listen to me.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Since we've introduced con chat with your host, Pugson, we
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: have been and you would know this because you're you're
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: in charge of our socials. We have been inundated with questions,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: haven't we keys Oh so many questions.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I've got some, really, you've got questions seeing them by
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the audience. Yeah, yeah, So people have ja sent up
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: a Gmail and people the I think it was Connie
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Chat at extra dot org and so people have been
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: seeing the minutes like anonymous and stuff. But you can
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: include your name, okay, yeah, yeah, so it will do
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: today if you don't mind for Connie Chat not pugs mind,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I really mind. Just read some of the questions that
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: have been sent in.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you read them, you read, okay, so they'll get
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: an answer and on and sort of.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: This is great. So if you don't know this, pugsun
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: is a massive expert on rubber Joey's. Here's a question
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you ever claimed to be an expert? All right, here
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: we go. This is a really good one. Good ay, guys,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I get stage fright when purchasing rubber Joey's. Oh yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I worry people are judging me. What can I do
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: to stop this?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: And that's from Ezekiel quite honestly is killed. First of all,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: thanks so much for your question on Connie Chat.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Good question.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: It is a great question, Jess. What I'll say to
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: that is, mate, I think that requires a little bit
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: of introspection. I think, you know, safe safe sex is
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: important for everybody, and and so it's really just about
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: embracing that within yourself and building up that confidence to
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: get in there and just say, hey, look, you know what,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I'm not too worried about people seeing me with these connies.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, from what these guys are saying, I do
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: that all the time and it works out, no problem.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: That's a great answer. And especially because you like to
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: get into a bit of dirty stuff.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: What you could also do is do what Punk Sun
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: does and just go to Night and Day buy a
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: palette of them out there.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're not going you're not frequently visiting the
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: shop the more than you purchased in one guy that's good.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Got one from Steve. Oh, Steve.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: He's a classic, A flavored rubber Joey's as safe as
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: your standard Joey.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I think that depends right, Okay, you know obviously a
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: lot of different companies make flavored Joey's. Sure, So my
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: advice there would be to just do your research online.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: You know, the Internet's got a plethora of research.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: When it comes to is there any way person that
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: people can contact you directly. I mean, because you know,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I think there is a lot of shame yeah yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: stuff about Connie's and Joey's in general.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That they speaking directly to you, it might be easier.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I honestly think that you guys taking the step
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: to set up the Gmail is going to be a
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: huge help and it just sort of keeps lets me
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: keep my usual work channels free, and then we just
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: have one for the Connie chet stuff.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Here's a quick final question. This one's from Hudson. Sure
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: can a pugsn love the new segment? Mate? It's it's
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: what the people of New Zealand need to hear right now? Wow? Wow? Yeah? Yeah?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Hey dods expire? Or is the one of my wallet
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: from two thousand and six? Still all g should be?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Sweet Airs?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Mate?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure you want to? Okay? Yeah, I mean I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: thought that they do expire and that maybe you should
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: just who was that from? Cason? Can we yeah?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Maybe seeing them out some fresh ones? Pugson, have you
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: any fresh ones?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: You've blown through them already? Aca, I don't really like
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to love the segment to keep them for myself. Yeah sure,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: sweet Airs. Well that's that's all we've got time for
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: but another great edition of what is it? Connie chat
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: with PUGSA so glad to be in here. Yeah, what
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: was another thing you wanted to chat about? It doesn't matter,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah about it all right?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to come back the whole achy big shows with
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Jenny and A C.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: C T hitting off on the export Ultra Beer Garden
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: tourch of Munich and maybe straight New Zealander.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Will be joining them. Yeah, hell of a trip. That
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: should be a lot of fun. Hugo, your mad barstard
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: hell's life mate? How you going mate?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Good? Good? Yeah? Good on you? What do you do
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: for a crush? Hugo? I am standing spinner, spinning grease,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: bunky of a mechanic. Good on your man backbone, Hugo.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: And I get greasier in studio than Pugs are I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: doubt it? Mate? He's pretty filthy old Pugs Hugo. You'd like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: sorry as Jason chokes over there on. That'd be pretty
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: keen to join the a sec over in Munich for beer,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: fierce mate, I'd be absolutely fizzing to go.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'd be a good trip. Actually, do you think
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: you could hold your ground, Hugo.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely put away a few. Yeah, it's good. Responsible,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of course, Hugo. You're in the draw, mate, Thank you
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: very much. A mate, has it been there? Keys? Sure?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Has been from the white cuts? Or how you going? Mate?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You're good? Kids yourself? Yeah, really good? Ben Man. What
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: do you do for a crust? Oh, I'll do naughty stuff.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I'm a I'm a plant breeder.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Ah, plant breeding, okay, horticulture yeah nice.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Now these boys they're like a busy Ben. How about yourself?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't mind one or two? Yeah, responsibly obviously.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah good and Ben, you'd be pretty keen to hit
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: over to Munich with the flowers. Oh yeah, and you
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: have you got a current passport? Mate? Yeah? Okay, good
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: stufod on you mate, we'll chuck you over to Pugs
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: in a stude year.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: You're in the draw, Leroy, your man, bastard, how's life?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Thanks? Your boys going? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate?
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Good good? Damn?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust, Leroy?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I'm an apprentice? Aha? Yeah. How's the apprenticeship going? Mate?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You're getting any jip? Oh of course, mate, Yeah, I've
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: been getting there.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: The old bloody books thrown at my head on the
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: on site and the sight the plans are no good.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah man? What hey Lero what flavor vape
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you're running? Mate? Yeah? The analogs your good stuff, mate,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: good stuff. And do you have a current passport? Mate?
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Mate, on not too so I should be all good.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: One of them is ut.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Leroy love Leroy. You my friend, are officially in the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: drawer as well, so we'll chuck you over to pugs An.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: All right, cheers because yeah, good on your mate, and
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: pug Sam will take you of you and Studio B.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Now, yes, it's gonna say that's a hell of a
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: prize because you're hosted by Export. It's a beer garden
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: tour in Munich and you get return flights, accommodation and
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: access to beer Fist, all thanks to Export. Ultra snazzy.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: How good now coming up after six o'clock. Of course
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: we did a big pole today, so make sure you
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: have you you have your say on that. Go and
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: check it out on the Instagram.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It was age just quickly because we're going to recap soon.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: It was the distressed look on Dennim like with fake
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: rips and tears. Yes or no? Yeah, so vote on
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that on the Hoducky Big Shows Instagram story.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: And also while you're on the Instagram, check out Keysy's
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: early ban days.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about the photo of my alleged doppelganger?
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, your doupele ganger, the shtless doup le gang boy.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: There's speaks of comments on that. So good that and
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: what's on TV without Mike Minogue coming up after.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Six Beautiful the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: and Keyzy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Hold.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Ike, you're welcome back to your massive bagbones. You're listening
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: to the Big Show, brought to you by Night.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Day.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Hey, obviously your voice down at the moment on Mogi
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: away for a couple of days, but he'll be back
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: forth with won't he?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Keezy fourthwith yes, you mean Friday when we do the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: live show the Lularin and Awkward.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, that's gonna be now. On the
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: podcast Our Trade today, we had Pug sound join us. Actually,
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: surprisingly enough, we didn't talk about Connie's at all.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You could tell he was really struggling to not talk
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: about Robber Joey's. Yeah, you could, because that's his thing.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: If you've just joined us, that's his thing. He loves
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: them and he mows through them. From my recollection.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Actually, if you do like podcasts, go and check out
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: the podcast out Troit. It's a bit different. I was
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: talking about how much I annoying my wife. Yeah, you were,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: amongst other things.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were. It's hard to say what this clippers
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: because I didn't pre listen to it. Yes, but here's
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: a week clip of myself Jason pug Sound doing today's
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: podcast Our Trap.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Then I go off my phone and my wife would
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: be on her phone, so I'll give her a shit.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean. Here's the weird thing.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: This is this is true, and it's sad is that
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: you guys will.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Find this hard to believe. I don't think I will.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: But I can be a ship steerer sometimes, correct, you know,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: not very often tasy to be fair to me, What
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: do you mean?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Not very often? You do it from fort or seven
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: every weekday.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: But you know what I mean. It's like sometimes when
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: I'm at home, I get bored sometimes, you know, and
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I see my wife, Yeah, you know, Jess, my wad
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: doing not just just chilling out just relaxing.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Because she's got an actually tough job, and so she
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: likes to sit at home and chill.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: And there's just a part of me that starts whirring
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: in my head and I'm like, you know, prod, yeah,
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: but sometimes I can prod too hard and she can
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: turn on me.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. If you want to
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: hear the full tale comes out at seven thirty every
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: single night the podcast outro, along with a highlights podcast
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: of our show as well. Just sitch Hduky rever get
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: your wee poddies from there. Up next, a recap of
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: the Big Pole. Today's question you can vote a Huduky
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Big Show's Instagram story. Distressed denim with rips and tears?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yes or no?
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Get in there quickly quick both the whodiking being shown
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: podcast jet there on the radio, Hoednkey Big Show. But
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: it's that time of the day again. Let's get into
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: a chally.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Pole. Yes, it is the Big Pole. Today's topic distressed denim.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: So clothes you buy, for example, like the jacket I'm
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: currently wearing that it's made like everything you wear keysy,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: it's made of denim. It has fake tears. And rips
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: in it from the factory. Yes, ah, yes or no.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: What I what I was talking about earlier on is that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And I've got to say the vast majority of listeners
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: agreed with me on three four eight three is that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm kind of old school. You've got to
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: earn your cuts, your cut, you got to earn the
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: abrasions and what I mean by that rather than have
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: some poor bastard in the warehouse do the little cuts
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: in your denim jacket and your little panties, the your
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: three quarter pants.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're you know what I mean, to.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Try and create this facad, this ruse that you're some
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: sort of tough guy as opposed to an actual tough
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: guy like you know, who gets a bit lippy in
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: the bar with a big dufus there and you end up,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: you know, having a bit of a deduce in the
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: back alley and then you get a few reps in
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: your jacket and stuff, or you're honing at one hundred
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: and fifty K on your motorbike then and you come
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: off on gravel. You got to in it, you know,
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: I want to see life in your clothes. I want
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: to see someone that's lived alive rather than pristine, beautifully
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: ironed jackets and pants with pre made cuts in them.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: So that was our topic. If you can't tell, yes,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: it was Jason's idea. You can vote up at the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Hodockey Big Shows Instagram story. You predicted thirty seventy in
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: favor of no people don't like it. I predicted forty
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: sixty year in favor of no Ah. You are spot
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: on the money, serious one seventy thirty. No, people don't
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: How does it make you feel keezy? Well?
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: To mean honest, I don't really give a shit because
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it's the darky audience. And whenever you put up a
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: photo of me doing anything and there's a chance for
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: people to doess what I'm doing, they will always go
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: for it, right whereas I know that I look sick
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: o airs in that photo A jays. How does it
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: make you feel.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Justified?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, so you're happy with that totally? Man? Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: so good, Thanks for bringing that up. But yeah, keep
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: voting on the Hduky Big Show.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: I won.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you won. Yeah, so that's not let's not carry
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: on with it, keyzy, all right? Should we go to
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: some ads?
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Why not? And then after that what's on Telly without
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Mike Mino?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Hdarkeys, indeed, the Chemical Brothers there on the radio. Hold
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: aky big show, there's Tuesday evening with our next segment.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Actually it's uh, well it's the baby of one of
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: the big shows who's not here today, Kezy?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. I think we could still do it though.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, let's be honest, he's been pest poor on
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: that front lately, and it's a bit early, isn't it?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: So thirsty? Carry on?
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: What is it actually your fourth one?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Um?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah, yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: there you go.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: But he has been pest poor on that front, and
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: he's not even making an effort to watch Telly at
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: the moment.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's a pretty sweet job to have to
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: watch some tally.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well he's told us he actually hasn't even set
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: his tally up in his new house here, has he not? No,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: that's how ridiculous it is, and I think we should
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: ban it until Mogi gets his tally mounted.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Hang on, because you and I watched a lot of
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: good Telly though, Because ye, that's true if you were saying, Eli,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: you've said the new season of House of the Buzzies,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: haven't you a House of Buzzies?
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Dragon, House of the Dragon, of course started again
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: last night. Look, I'll say it again. It suffers in
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: comparison to Game of Thrones. I was saying to my
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: wife last night, actually that if this was a series
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: in and of itself and Game of Thrones never existed, right,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: I would actually think this is a bloody good show,
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: really and really well, I would like it, right, But
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: because it's used as the same soundtrack as Game of
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Thrones and it has all the same costumes and all
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: that sort of jazz, I just can't quite buy into it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: And the mop head sort of white hairdooes aren't doing
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: it for me either. And last night, you know, it
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: was okay. It was very admin heavy, you know, like
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: sort of re establishing the story. There was a lot
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: of chitter chatter, There weren't many buzzies, and there wasn't
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: much blood.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: But early doors Game of Thrones, to be honest, first
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: five seasons I'd loved admind heavy episodes because it was
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: so much intrigue and the land was so good. Yes,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: but there was also buzzies, and there was also blood. Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: there'd always be a wee bit. Yeah, And to be honest, man,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I love Game of Thrones. I watched six episodes of
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: the first season of House the Dragon. I haven't watched anymore.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna watch anymore because I just don't think
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: it's that good of a show.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, here's the thing that's coming out every week
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: as well. Like if I could burn it up just
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: all on one Sunday or something, I probably would.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: And also because I got Disney Channel the other day,
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: so I've got lots of choices. Now I've got your
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: showgun with Pazan and also the beer, which is bloody good.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: So there's plenty for me to watch at the moment,
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: which I'm stoked about.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: That's right. You were going to talk about the beer today,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: but we'll have to save that for tomorrow. Yeah, it's
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: my team to talk.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, are you gonna talk about House of Busies
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: as well?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. Last night House of Bussies.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I'll give it three busies out of five busies.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: See that's bad. Yeah, wow, six out of ten, twelve
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: out of twenty.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not great.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, forty. Yeah, that's bad. Last night I watched have
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: you of Clarkson's Farm?
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: No?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Seriously, have you know on Amazon?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: No?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: So Jeremy Clarkson bought a farm and farm blah blah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: third seasons, and it's something you can just put on
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: and mindlessly watch it when you can't figure out between
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the tur of you what you want to watch. Put
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: it on. He brought some pigs. Seriously, one of the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: funniest episodes of TV I've seen in a long time
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: because it was just him trying to learn how to
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: operate with all these pigs and piglets and stuff. Very
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: very funny. Yeah, genuinely. And then did you put your
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: wife to bed, have a glass of port and played
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: play session? I did that exactly without If don't Jace,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say about a monkey porn, I don't know.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: That's all good monkey porn really.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: With a whole wrecking Big Show podcast.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Foo Fighter is there on the radio Hookey Big Show
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: this Tuesday evening? Are you now exciting news the Big
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Show at the moment, Keysy, We're doing a lot of
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: live shows, mate.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: We're busy, but by that I mean we're doing live
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: shows and actual bars. Of course, every show we do
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: is a live show, but we're doing them in bars.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: We're doing another one next week in celebration of the
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: A Day in Lou too.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: That's right. So A Day in lou was something we
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: started last year. It was to team up with Balcanson
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: New Zealand and raise some funds for them. You can
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: still do that. You can text the word Lou to
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: three seven seven nine and it makes an instant three
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: dollars donation. But the idea is we all gather next
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Wednesday at the Empire Tavern, which is in the Auckland
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: CBD and Radio Hudaki will have twelve hours and then
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: this part's going to be tough, yes, especially I reckon
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you'll struggle twelve hours of funny from the duney. Yeah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna have to be funny. I mean, it's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: not just all on us, no no exciting thing.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: As we mentioned last week which you missed, which you
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: weren't here for, pug Son's debuting his comedy show.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Oh he's actually gonna do. He's actually going to do
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: his chef's piece. So for those of you that miss at,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: pug Sun does a really hilarious comedy sketch where he
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: plays a tipan' yaky shift. Yes he doesn't say anything,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: and it's really it's very interactive too. There's a lot
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: going on. It's very funny.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Hey, and you end up with the free meal at
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: the end of it, free meal, some fried rice and
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: yeah man and chop chicken and stuff.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: It's so good. So that'll be happy at the Empire
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: to have a next Wednesday. And don't forget we are
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: doing it to raise funds for Balcanser New Zealand. Our
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: mates a Cotton Softs have teamed up with us as well.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: That twelve hours are funny though, because you've got the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: breakfast show. Yes, you've an't got Angie, You've got Prebs
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: who's hilarious. And then we have to come in.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so tough fact to follow, for sure.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to make sure we are hilarious.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: That oh, we will be hilarious and just you know,
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: it is a very serious issue that we're talking about.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: You know, check out your poos, check out your your
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: bowel move and so I've been doing that a lot
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  Speaker 4: since you fellows made me a bit self conscious about
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  Speaker 4: my wiping, Geezy. Yeah, okay, so I go three to
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: four wipes now, even though it's unnecessary. Yeah right, And
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I also really study what I've delivered afterwards, just to
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: make sure she's all tickety boo.
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  Speaker 1: Well, as Jay says, study your poos aka, I know
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  Speaker 5: The Hodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 4: Kisy Well, there you go, your man bastards. That's your
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Tuesday show done and Dustin hope you enjoyed it. Keezy,
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: what are your playing tonight?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Mate?
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  Speaker 4: Netball or badminton or table tennis?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: What's going on? None of those things, Jace. My wife
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: is playing squash oh on Tuesday night.
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  Speaker 4: You love those nights, hey, yeah, because you basically have
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: a bachelor's night.
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  Speaker 1: That's right until she comes home at about eight point thirty. Yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: so before she gets home, I'll be cooking us dinner.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I'm doing beef burgers on breosh buns, a little onion.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Jem Mayo, is that one of those box jobbies. No,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: not a box job at all. So I'll be making
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: these up bit of tasty cheese on there. It's gonna
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: be delicious, and then she'll go to bed and I'm
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: gonna stay at late playing PlayStation. Yeah, playing Jace, No,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: stop playing.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, playing PlayStation. Yeah, you're like this, keys.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm having for dinner tonight? What port
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Mints meat balls?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not stoked about it.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, I actually had a bit of a go
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: at because she chose it, you know, because we're on
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: the boxes at the moment, and it's a Portmants sort of.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: It's delicious. Is it like a Thai one? Possibly?
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Look foul so good man. And I said to her,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you know, Portmant's darling.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Really really, I'm working my ass off day in and
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: day day in and day out. Surely we can do
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: better than, you know, the poor Man's mints, thetforn man.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: If we've got to do mint, I want beef mints, right,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: they stop mucking around with the porn mins.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Carry on? Do you ever just pick the boxes the
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: meals yourself? Because you seem to have an issue with
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: the pretty much all of them. No, well, yeah, I do.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Actually too many carrots, too many pumpkins generally speaking. But
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: after that, I'll probably go to the gym, go home,
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: do a bit of writing. I like to write for
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: an hour or so in my personal journal. Should bring
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: that in, Actually, I'm sure I can bring that in. Umm,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: probably watch a bit of TV, make love, do a
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: little bit of read you to sleep at any point,
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: usually around three or four in the morning, and then
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: and then I'll be up at sex.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so good. Hey, thanks for listening everyone. We'll
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: be back again tomorrow at four. Two podcasts out at
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: seven thirty tonight. You should get amongst them. You go
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: on your mad bastards. Bye.