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Gabby Lamb - Ep 598 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

• 0:28
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up, fool? What's up, everybody, man?
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Happy Halloween, guys.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Happy Halloween. If you're out there watching this on Saturday,
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: thank you very much for checking us out live. We
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: got Martin Rizzo here. He's Torta Patrol.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: Patrolling the tortas, man. Making sure they're safe.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: We got Gabby Lamb over there, man.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: What up, you guys?
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Gabby Ghoul.
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: You catch any?
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: I need what?
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: Tortas?
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: No. I mean, back in the day, I used to
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: pound tortas, man. What? Before it was cool.
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: Remember?
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: It was shameful. You had to hide it.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: You ever been with a big-ass dude? What's the biggest
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: man you've been with?
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been with some fat fucking dudes.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Big. If you've never been with a big person, if
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: you ever carried a couch out of the house, and
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: then you feel like, man, I'm getting the heavy side.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: That's how it feels when they get on top of you.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, you're right about that, bro.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: You know what it feels like? It feels like this.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Wait.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to get on top of me.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: They're going to simulate.
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's that kind of podcast.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Don't resuscitate me.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I remember.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: It's like Tommy Lee. That's so funny. Yeah.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: I wonder if women are saying that about me, man.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: The biggest guy I've ever been with, he's doing stand-up
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: comedy now.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: No, you're not a big guy. Because you know what?
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: Because you're tall, bro. You know, if you were shorter,
• 2:12
  Speaker 4: then you'd be like a big guy. But I think
• 2:14
  Speaker 4: your weight is.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: About 5'5, 300 pounds. Oh, no. Yeah, it'd be.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're fucked. Yeah, it'd be like home meat
• 2:22
  Speaker 4: from Fresno, the fucking food guy. Remember the guy that sweats?
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Mikey the foodie guy.
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: Mikey the foodie guy. Good reviews, man.
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: I like fat guys over... Everybody thinks that women don't
• 2:36
  Speaker 3: like chubby, fat guys. I think that's wrong, dude.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: You told me that you like chubby-looking guys.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: And what is it about that? I don't know.
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: It just looks sturdier, you know? When they're too skinny,
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like... Maybe that's how guys feel about really skinny girls.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: They're like, I could just hurt her or something.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: If you're a chubby man listening to this, stay ready,
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: fat man. Don't be walking around all stinky and shit.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: You take a shower in the morning, you're about to
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: be with Miss Universe. That's the problem with fat dudes
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: like us. When I was single, women would catch us
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: by surprise. They wanted to have sex with us.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: You had old underwear.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: My old underwear.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: Shit stain.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: I got to keep my shoes on for two nights.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: I slept with my shoes on one time. One time
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: I just took them off. I said, fuck it, eh?
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I already got my homies sleeping outside in the car.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing, is that you have to have
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: good hygiene if you're going to be fat. That's the
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: only thing.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. You can't be, like, smelling like caca, bro.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: You're fat. Like, if you're trying to be, like, confident
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: and fat, clean yourself.
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: Clean.
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  Speaker 2: You got to at least have baby wipes in the car.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: You got to get in the flaps, too. Like, Rizzo here,
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: have baby wipes.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: Have baby wipes all the time. But you know what?
• 3:59
  Speaker 2: It's funny, because, like.
• 4:01
  Speaker 4: You're right about that. Just being ready because you never know,
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: you know? You have to stay ready.
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: What does staying ready look like, though?
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: Have baby wipes. Baby wipes. Your ass don't smell like
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: peanut butter.
• 4:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, so years ago, I remember I had these Nikes
• 4:19
  Speaker 4: that didn't have those little holes on the side so
• 4:22
  Speaker 4: no ventilation would get in. So my socks would always stink.
• 4:25
  Speaker 4: And one time I met this girl at the bar
• 4:27
  Speaker 4: and I had extra socks in my car. I remember
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll be back. And she was like, oh,
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: you went to go get condoms? I'm like, I actually
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: switched socks in the car, you know? Because I don't know,
• 4:35
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: You ever been with a girl, you put her pants down,
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: she has dookie stains?
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's me.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: That's my problem.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize that that bitch was me until the
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: past few years.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: You were dookie girl?
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: You pick your buttholes? No, dude, like shit stains.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: You have shit stains.
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize that until very recently.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: I have a bidet now, but I'm.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: Pushing it back in. You ever, like, went with a
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: girl's house and then your underwear was dookie?
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: I'm the one with the dookie.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: And what do you do? You hide in her house?
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: I just don't, like, face. I always face. My butts
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: are facing against the wall the whole time.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: Man, that's what sucks for us. I didn't know.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: You were, like, dookie stains?
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: 100%, dude. I didn't realize, like, from doggie that you're probably,
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: that you would smell like shit.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: And I realized that a couple years ago.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: It's so embarrassing as a woman.
• 5:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I told that story in San Jose.
• 5:31
  Speaker 4: I remember years ago, like years ago, I remember I
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: met a girl. And I was like, cut the chit-chat,
• 5:37
  Speaker 4: let's go hang out.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: And she was bigger. It was last call, and everyone
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, it's horny. So I took her back,
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: and she was bigger than me.
• 5:44
  Speaker 4: And I remember we did a doggy, and I told you,
• 5:47
  Speaker 4: I got a big old whiff of her butthole.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: It just smelled like caca.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: You had to jump to smell it, huh?
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: And that's when you told me, oh.
• 5:55
  Speaker 4: But you remember you told me, if you grab the
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: blank and cover your face like Dracula, remember?
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's basically because that's how to, yeah, I
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: felt like fucking, yeah, the neighborhood watch guy, you know?
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: I taught you well, my young Patrick Juan.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. One thrust, two thrusts.
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: You don't know. You don't know.
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: But I still finished, bro. I still finished.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Man, you could do all that, man. You could do
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Stay clean. No booty stains.
• 6:21
  Speaker 3: American hero, dude.
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: But then, there's a dead rat in your car.
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Or you left a baby diaper. Somebody left a baby
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: diaper in your car. Or there's remnants from the last
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: three girls you were with still, like... Remnants? Like, you
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: go over there, you go, oh, man, that's a bitch
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't talk about with if I have a burrito
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: to in there.
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: A cemetery of memories back there, dude. I remember one
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: time I left, I accidentally left, like, my shitty-ass underwear
• 6:51
  Speaker 3: at some guy's house, and that was, like, a mortifying.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: It's a souvenir, man.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: That was so embarrassing.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: He called you over.
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: I remember just leaving my underwear there.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: Butch Escobar just joined the chat, people.
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  Speaker 2: Where is he?
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, brother.
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, Butch.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: We're talking about shitty. So, like, is it because you
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: had shitty underwear because you didn't wipe right?
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: I just never fully. Butch, you wish you were here.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: We have this stand-in right here.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: We got a.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: A little skeleton right here. You got Slash right here.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: That's Slash, bro. We're slashing prices. One host. Butcher from
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: the Bay, you know that? Yeah.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: Is he in the Bay right now?
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: Bam!
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: But you didn't use wipes as I was going out,
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: like baby wipes?
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't realize I had to do that until recently.
• 7:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 7:49
  Speaker 3: I went a long time without really properly wiping my asshole.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: Somebody said that Butch... crapped on himself with that dab
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: back in the day.
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: With the dab?
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: Did you really crap yourself?
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, I shit myself recently, like last week on my couch.
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: In Egypt?
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: No, when I got home from Egypt. Because I got
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: some kind of food poisoning, stomach virus, I don't know, dude.
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: And I shit on my couch.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: You shit? What the fuck?
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't. It was like water and it just came
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: out of me. And I was like, are you kidding
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: me right now?
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: How were you able not... Your sphincter's not strong enough?
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: It's not that it wasn't strong enough. It's like, you
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: know when you try to fart? I mean, probably also...
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: So it was like that a little bit, but then
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: it was just diarrhea. This girl needs to get checked
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: out by a doctor. Somebody check... Whatever, dude.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: A colon doctor checked Gabby's... So many.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: No, I'm healed now. I'm not shitting anymore.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: What'd you eat over there?
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: Egyptian tacos? I don't know. What do they have up there?
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of meat. A lot of meat. A
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: lot of meat and like weird pasta stuff. The food's
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: not very good in Egypt.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. So you just got back from the
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: first time you went? Where did you go?
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: I was in Syria.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: The first time. How was that?
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: Amazing. I'm going back at the end of the month.
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: But I was there and then I came home for
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: like a couple days and then I went to Egypt
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: and then I just got back.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: How long was your flight to Syria?
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: It was a 16-hour flight to Dubai, and then I
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: had a layover.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: And then from Dubai to Damascus was four hours. Took me, like,
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: two days to get there.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: How badass was the airport in Dubai?
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: So sick. I mean, and also.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Like a mall?
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: Yes. And the flight, too. Like, Emirates, dude. Flying Emirates.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: So good. Yeah. That's, like, the Rolls Royce of airplanes. Airlines.
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: And over there in Dubai, there's no alcohol, right?
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Or maybe the rich, rich people can get a hold
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: of it, right?
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: You could get it, but yeah, it's kind of difficult.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: Is Syria the country where the leader used to be
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: a doctor?
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: Bashar al-Assad. And then he did like a fucking, when
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: they kill everybody?
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was genociding his own people.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: His own people.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: Up until like two years ago.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: And he had backing from everybody, right? Yes, Russia. Because
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: he was the one that got rid of the terrorists
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Because ISIS came out of then to fight back at
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: the Assad regime.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: He was put in there, right, because he was a relative, right?
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his dad.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: An old relative from back in the day, too.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, his dad was the previous president of Syria that
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: he died. And then his brother was supposed to take over.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: Then his brother dies in a car accident. And then
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: Bashar is in London studying to be an optometrist. And
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: they're like, you got to get in here. And then
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: he just starts going crazy.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: He started a genocide around his own people or a
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: different religion only?
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, his own people. Because he was an Alawite Muslim,
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: which is like a weird sect of Islam. And so
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: he then started going after kind of anybody who wasn't.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Because they're going after Alawites right now in another country.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: They're like the more conservative, like the whiter ones, right?
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they're more conservative. I don't know
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: much about the Alawites.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: They're lighter skin.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: They are lighter skin, yes. Yes, yes, yes. And he
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: had backing from.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Why did he kill his own people?
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Because he was like a fascist dictator. He was just like,
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: anybody who opposes my government, says anything about us, you
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: get murked. And people were getting fucking murked. They took
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: out 40,000 people.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Like journalists and stuff like that?
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Everybody. They took out 40,000 people in one day by
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: carpet bombing people. some area i forget i was just
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: listening to a thing on it but yeah he he
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: was fucking shit up and they just they liberated they
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: became liberated two years ago so i'll be there for
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: the liberation.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: Day the comedy festival the.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: Comedy festival yeah yeah the ala white comedy festival.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: You know it's funny you say that because um the
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: um cereal was in a war right yeah look up
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: our um um um Gangsters from Los Angeles fighting the
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Syrian war. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: Wait, they sent cholos over there?
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can volunteer.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: You can volunteer. It's so funny. The person that she's
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: talking about, he's fighting a lot of Armenians. Yes. And
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: the Armenian side, well, the Iranian side, everybody from Glendale
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: showed up over there. So check it out. Look.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're over there like, what's up, fool? to fight
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: in Syria.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: One of these guys is still alive. Yeah, he has
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: his own little Instagram page and he works out every day.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and one of them died over there.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That one's still alive. That one right.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: There is still alive. He's throwing up gang signs.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bro. He's from Armenian Power and the other
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: guy is from another gang in Hollywood.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: He's all mad, bro.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: See right there? You know they have 8182, you know? Bro,
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: when my friend was fighting the Iraqi war, the first one,
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: the fool rode his gang on Saddam's house.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: No, no, really dude?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Wild.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: Look at him, bro. Look at him, bro.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: We've seen hundreds of thousands killed civilians by the Assad regime.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: One of those guys got killed there, but that one
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: got out already.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: He's like living a normal life.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: These guys were deported, right? I think so.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they volunteered for the war.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Except for the guy that was killed, yeah.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: So it's the same thing as people that are like,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: you know, from MS-13 they get deported to El Salvador
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: and they're like, they grew up out here with the
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: LA Gans.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: At this point, what their ideology or agenda is, but
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: what is clear.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Is that this could represent how terrorism is concerned. They
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: get hired by the rebels, right?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: You can just go over there and fucking start shooting.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Bro, there's another video where it goes, man, you see
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: the fucking Levas way over there? Those are the fools
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: we got to shoot, homies. Then they go like this.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: It's so crazy.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: They're out there blazing and shooting people, bro.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I remember the first time you showed me, like, I
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: think the Armenian gangs. And they all look like cholos, bro.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: They all look like cholos. They all had 818 tattoo
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: on their chest.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: So funny.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Armenian power. And I was like, what? These guys
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: look just like Mexican cholos, which is crazy.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Shout out to A1berg714. That fool said, smoke one
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: for me. I can't till I get home, bro. If
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you're out there, smoke one for him, because we're over
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: here sober. Hell yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: The shit you see there is crazy.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: So you were there, man, and what was it like
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: when you got there, like? bombed i've never been there
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: by yourself or you you with your friends.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: I went by myself uh and i went with like
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: a i went to with like a group so i
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: went there by myself and met like a group of
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: strangers who are like touring um areas in syria and
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: it was i mean dude it's completely bombed which is
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: like the craziest thing you've ever seen you see that
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: and you're like Oh, this is what they're fucking.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: So the whole place is bombed?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: A lot of it. Like 70%.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Show the Bronx, 1981. They look like this. This is
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: New York City, man. The Bronx. You know what bombed
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: this place? Fucking poverty, man. It looked like that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: It looked like that, yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Because that's the way the Bronx looks in 1981. You
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: know what happens? What happens? Those people that own those buildings,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: they got cutbacks, they got money, and now the new
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: mayor wants to fucking tax them, bro, and they're crying
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: after they fucking had trash for years. Then they get
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: paid in the 90s when gentrification comes. They get paid,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: and now Mandy, whatever his name is, he's fucking taxing
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: them now, bro. I think it's time to pay the fiddler, bro.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Is that in the end of a movie?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. These fools were burning their own buildings to
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: get insurance and then get loans to rebuild it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Is that what they show at the end of Sid
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: and Nancy?
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Remember when their spirits or their ghosts are kind of
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: like they reunited?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: This is New York. These are bad people. Show Syria.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Syria's crazy.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: See, man? It's like the movie Apocalypto. a country doesn't.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Get you look at that you're like is that fucking Gaza.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Doesn't get conquered until it's conquered from within yeah damn
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: and that right there we're self imploding while everybody else is.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Getting bombed yeah yeah totally.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: So that's how it looks right there you went to
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: go see that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah all over everywhere and it's just like people are
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: carrying on and they were bombed by who themselves.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: By their own government right yeah and ISIS.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: But this was I mean all of the bombing is
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: because of Assad So.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: ISIS was fighting Assad and that's when ISIS was okay?
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Nobody was really pro-ISIS because they were Shia Muslim. No,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: were they Sunni?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: They were really like fundamentalist. And so they started like
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: whatever going in trying to fuck up Bashar. But then
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: it was a whole, it's a whole mess. But the
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: bombing is all because of the Assad regime. And it's
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: like all of Syria, a lot of Syria is like that.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: And you just see people chilling, walking around.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: When was the last time they were bombed?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not... Probably 2024. But they don't.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Have the money to rebuild, huh?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: So now it's like... It's going.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: To be probably, what, 10 years for them to clean
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: all that up?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: If they ever get... It's going to take the UAE
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: or somebody to invest or China to invest in the
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: rebuilding of. But then you're kind of....
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Your family is from Egypt.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: My grandpa was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My grandpa was from Egypt.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: So you went there. What did you take back from Syria?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: What kind of feeling and experience did you get? Were
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you blown away? When you saw them, what were the
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: first things you ate there? And they started talking to
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: you about what's it like.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: The shawarma, dude. The shawarma is so good.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: And it's like two bucks.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. You never had anything like it. I
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: was mad. I was like, what the fuck?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Shawarma is chicken, right? Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: B4 chicken.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: They get down with chicken and goat over there, bro.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Ooh, dude.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: And you're like eating. You know when you eat something
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: so good that you start getting mad? You're like, oh,
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: this is so fucking good. I'm never going to have
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: it again.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want it to end, bro. Prince Street pizza. Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Taking your time with the bites, for sure. Man. Savoring everything.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: It was so good.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: So you had shawarma?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: First thing I had there was shawarma. It was so good. And,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: you know, it's just like a lot of like.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Meats, rice, and.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yogurts and like shit like that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Hummus?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Hummus, yeah. Olives, cheeses.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Olives over there, huh? Bomb.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I love Mediterranean food, man.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: It was so good. It was so good. It's a
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: really wild, it's a wild culture.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Al Pastor, homie.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, this shit was so good.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Damn, dude.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: It was so good. And people were so nice.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: What does that cost over there compared to over here?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Two, three bucks. I went there for nine days with
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: 150 bucks on me. And like that was.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: That was enough.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: That was enough.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: You had more. Did you have change after?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I want to starve, bro.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: There's no vegan. I mean, I'm sure you can find
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: vegan food.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: There's vegan food over there, right?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: You just eat vegetables, you know, rice and shit.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Hummus and bread, bro.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Pita. But look, the al pastor, the shawarma, you know?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, dude, all the food,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: nothing costs more than like maybe the most expensive meal
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: was like 10 bucks.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Do they take a lot of refugees over there from Palestine?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: They do. They have a refugee camp in Syria for Palestinians. Yes.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: But they're not treated well.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I saw you walking around. You saw a bunch of babies.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was in Egypt because I was in Egypt
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: doing humanitarian aid with the refugees. And that was gnarly.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: That was fucking gnarly.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: So in Syria, how do the people survive? What kind
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of jobs do they do?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Brother, they have, so they're fucking, their monthly wage, I
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: was like, how much do you guys make, like, roughly
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: a month? $ 300 is, like, what people survive off of.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: There's no, like.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: That's a lot for me, bro.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Even if you were to make... A thousand, bro. They're
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: not even anything to buy property. Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit goes away. Dude.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: It's people. It's really, there's a lot of poverty. It's
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: a cash-only country.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: And it's grocery stores?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: There are grocery stores. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: You can't Venmo people out there?
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: No, nothing. There's no paper, nothing, dude. No cards. You
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: can't use.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Tap?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no ATMs, nothing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What's the weed situation over there?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Bad. They're like, oh, the weed here is so bad.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: How about hash?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Bad they're like they hear that like people you know
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: coming from the states and they're like your weed is
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: so good but yeah their shit sucks there.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I thought they were known for hash over there yeah
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: that's like the whole Afghanistan.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah Afghanistan's got it going with the heroin.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: They have wine over there or beer.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah yeah you can get you can get alcohol.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: There are there gentlemen clubs out there no Really?
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: No. No gentleman clubs.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: That's why people are bombing shit, bro.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: That's why.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: How about quesadillas?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: No quesadillas.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: How about quesadillas?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: No quesadillas, dude.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I wish. No cheese?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Lots of cheese.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: A lot of goats out there, bro.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: A lot of cheese. You can make your own quesadilla,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: but you have to do it with like a falafel.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Or not a falafel, a pita.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Pita? Quesadillas sounds fucking good, dude.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Bomb. And it's so crazy because people are just, you
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: know how it is with any kind of underdeveloped country.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: It's like people are just walking around with like, just
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: stacks of bread and food. And like, it reminds you
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: a lot, the landscape reminds you a lot of like
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Mexico and like these areas, you know, you just see
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: a lot of like dilapidated buildings and poverty. It all
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: kind of looks the same, you know.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Has the same vibe. What's up, fool? Shout out to
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: that band Sincere's. I got this little package here, man.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Let's open it up. Oh, look, these Sincere's tattoos.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Wait, those are sick.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Big tattoos?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, look. I got a comb. A comb. Oh!
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I could use.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: That for my bush. I got a grown-up bush.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, Riz.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Ooh!
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: We got the album, baby. We got the album.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: You gonna get one of these? You gonna get tatted with?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Love stories. Sincere. These sincere love stories. These sentimental sophomores said,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: From East LA Finest, man, go check out the Sincere's band.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: They're badass, homie.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: That's sick, dude.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: That is sick.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Right there, man.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Were they featured on the East Side album?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: The Sincere's, bro. These guys, dude, they play these songs
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: like at the Santa Fe Springs Swamp Meet, bro.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Also got a Reverend Barron. Reverend Barron. Barron. Wait. They
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: even threw him in there, my album.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: To Islos, Rialto, South Central LA, and all the best friends.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: They're giving all the shout outs.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: To the hood. This is not an LP that explores
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a neat and tidy love story. It's interesting and happy ending.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: They sent this to you? Yeah. Hell yeah. This is
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: such a cool album cover.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Danny Trejo, bro. They're closing this donut shop, man.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: The hookers, the prostitutes are going to come back.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: That's the best. I love that donut shop.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I think it's just kind of pricey.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: They closed the donut shop?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: They're closing it, bro.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: You can buy the last donuts, I think, maybe this week.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: But they're closing, bro. Do the box have Danny Trejo
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: on it?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the machete, bro.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go before they close out, but I
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: think it was just maybe expensive.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: For that area?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And also, I don't think that many people were really good.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: It's still kind of hoodish, that area. Santa Monica and
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: La Brea.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Nobody's really fucking with donuts probably that much.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: You're either getting a different kind of donut hole, dude.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: There's Chinese donuts that are cheaper or what?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, the Cambodian donuts?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You can't compete with them, huh?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: You can't do Uncle Ted, bro.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: They don't hire their brothers who just came from Taiwan, bro,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: and pay them a dollar an hour.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that documentary, The Donut King?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are Syrian prices, their donuts.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: A dollar? What?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Syrian prices.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Are there schools over there that are open in that
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: town you were at?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: In Syria, yeah. There's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: But there wasn't for a while.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Hey, that video was so funny with your mom booking, like,
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: if you didn't know, it was like a.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: The scam hotel?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It is funny.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Was it a scam? Yes.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: It was like.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: So what happened in Egypt?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Egypt is, like, so funny. It's so backwards in a
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: lot of ways because there's, like, no.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Really? Cairo?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Cairo is a shithole. There's, like... Egypt's
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: a lover, baby. There's no customer... Egypt. Dude.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Egypt's a.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: what a trip but they don't have customer service like
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: not the way that we do you know so it's
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: like you're trying to get in contact with the hotel
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: to be like hey they send you the booking confirmation
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: for the hotel they spell the name wrong they give
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: you the wrong.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Address they don't know how to spoil in english they
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: don't know how to do anything like you get there
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: and then they're like oh uh we don't know.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: What Egyptian lover, baby.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: You get in there, there's, like, cigarette butts on the
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: floor of your hotel room. It smells.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: And, dude, if I built the pyramids, I'd be cocky
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: as fuck. I wouldn't care about anything else, you know?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: That's right, dude.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: It's like having a big old dig. You don't, you know, like, yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: That's right, yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You just go, whatever.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: We've been here forever. Yeah, but my mom, she booked
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: this hotel. And it's like, in Egypt, like, every floor
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: of a building is, like, a different thing. So, like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: one floor is a hotel. So you really don't, like,
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: know what you're going to.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: I've seen videos of it where like, yeah, it's like
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: either like one floor is like nice. The next floor
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: is like, it looks like fucking like abandoned.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: There's like, like just bricks.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: It's like Bruce Lee, the game of death.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, at the end, at the end of the hallway
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: of our hotel, it was just like not being finished.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: It was just like not done being built.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah like fucking like uh what's called the the bar
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: the barbs just.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Like sticking out yeah yeah aladdin's fucking house you know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: There's like cats walking around regardless regardless so everything there
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: is just like you're like what's going on.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Here did you find love out there no okay.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: No i could have though easily a lot of uh
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: they want they want to get the fuck out of
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: there they see americans and they go.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Let us. See, if I were to go over there,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: they would think I'm American. Hell no, huh?
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: No, but they would.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: As soon as the way I talk, the way I talk,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: they'll know, huh?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And also, they.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: What's up, homie?
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: They probably want to hear me talk more, bro.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: They'll go like this.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they would love it. They would love it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: They love Americans over there. They think that we're all
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: really rich.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: All of them.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: They never heard of fucking....
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Like, if you had a pair of Levi's, how much
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: would you sell them for over there? They're probably worth more, right?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Dude, I don't think they have the real stuff out there.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Not even Wranglers. No, dude.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You saw any bootleg shit over there?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: So much bootleg shit.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: In Egypt?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Everything's fucking bootleg. I went to get
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: a pair of sunglasses, and they were, like, clearly, like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: $ 2 fucking pieces of shit, you know? And they had, like,
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: a little sticker that looked like it said Ray-Ban, but
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: it said, like... boo-boo or something and I was like
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: how much are these and they're like oh those are
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: real Ray-Bans so expensive and I was like bitch they're
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: not and they were like no no those are you
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: have to pay a lot for those and I was
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: like no these are like bootleg Rite Aid fucking sunglasses.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Hey don't talk about Rite Aid man they went out
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: of business I know dude I love Rite Aid they
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: went out of business yeah I know but That's crazy.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: They were trying to upsell you on like just like
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: the stuff that, wow.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: And you can't, everywhere you go there, you're getting scammed.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Like everybody's always trying to get money from you. They're like, it's,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: it's a lot, it's very hectic. And there's no, the
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: streets there don't have any lanes. So people are just
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: like driving all over. Like, I don't know how I
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: didn't see any cars.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: How do you get your, how's the DMV out there?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if there is one.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Go, go, go. Are women allowed to drive in Egypt?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you see, it's crazy.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia too?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Sorry, dude.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: They're out there.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: They changed the laws, bro. When they first started, they
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: just started driving, right?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: In Saudi, yeah, because they're trying to be more touristy.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, because when they start, when they, they're like a
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: smear campaign, you know, like they do in America.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, like. Abortion's bad. The Tallarico.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Stuff.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Or, you know, when electricity was new, they'll tell you, no,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: my electricity will burn your house down.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I've seen the pictures how they, the propaganda. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: So, and that one was, if you drive women, your
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: ovaries will die.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Shit like that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that true?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: No, man.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: So there's no soccer moms out there.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: No soccer moms.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: There's moms that get socked. That's exactly right.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yo. That's exactly right, dude.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: And when I say it, I mean it. Hey, hey.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. When I say it, I mean it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I mean it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, though, because you see women in full hijabs
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: on motorcycles with a baby in their lap, and burqas
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: with babies, because you can just drive there with kids.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: My postmates had a hijab.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Is that your wife? Why do you ask? Because I
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: don't see her six feet behind you.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's crazy, too, because I went on a little
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: camping night one night. I went on a little tour
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: with this Bedouin guy, and he was telling me, you know,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: he's married, but he's, like, miserable. And I was like,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: are you going to get another wife? And, like, they
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: can have up to six wives. And he was like, no,
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: it's too much.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: You got to provide, though. They got to work, right?
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: They have to work, yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: The wives don't work?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: No, the wives don't work.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, fuck that shit, dude.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: You could, but, like.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: One wife is good. Unless they... Oh, man.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Imagine you got six wives to support, bro. They don't
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: want to work.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want to work.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: But imagine they... Dude, imagine they can all work, bro.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I'd just be chilling there, bro, you know?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro. Like, the guy from that reality show,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that black dude.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, from the TLC one.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly right.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: That's a dream. Six whites working, bro. You're just chilling.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Isn't it like the real rich part of Egypt?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: There are, like, very rich parts.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Where the water is greener, huh?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Luxor and Alexandria, but I didn't go there.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I would like to.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Jordan. Jordan's next to it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Georgia. Georgia.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Where is Jordan? Jordan's, like, next to Egypt.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Well, the classes jump from, like, really poor to fucking... Yeah. There's, like,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: really no middle class, is there?
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Not really.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: So it's just, like, fucking from, like, you go.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: The people who are rich are really rich, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Insanely rich.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And if you run somebody over and they keep going, right?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could do that. That movie! The Indian movie, remember?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Black Tiger? Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: It's great, because you see there, people are just, like,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: they don't fear death, dude.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: They're, like, it's, like... Yeah, literally. Like, I know America
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: right here, man, you... Even right here in America, man,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: no matter how bad things get, you're still in your
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: head because, you know, the way we were born to
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: think of ourselves in America, we still have a chance. Yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: We still have a chance.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: But over there, it's impossible to think that way, huh?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Is there generational poverty? Like your great-great-grandfather, she was a
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: fucking poor-ass chick. Yeah. And now your grandma was poor,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and you're going to be poor.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: There's no chance of rising out of that class.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: For the most part, it's very difficult.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Because classes don't mix. Like Mexico, bro. In Mexico, if
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you're filthy rich... you ain't hanging out with this fool
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: that's making 20 Gs a month. No, no, no, no, yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Is that the way it is over there in Egypt?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Pretty much, yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: So if a girl's really beautiful, does she have a
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: chance to, like, maybe, like.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: She has a chance to work at a fucking yogurt stand.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: That's it, bro. Yeah, like, you.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, and women can work. It's just... I mean,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: the wages are dog shit.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: You just.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: It's really hard to make money.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Well, that's not me. I mean, you're from San Diego, brother.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: A lot of people from... Tijuana will cross the border
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: to work in San Diego.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: And then they make the American way.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Real shack or fucking Jack in the box right down
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: the border. And they go back and they'd be making American, uh, money.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And then they be living luxurious in Tijuana.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. There's yeah. Cairo, man, I don't know how
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: people live there. You're there and you're like, This is gnarly.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: But I guess if that's all you know, that's.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: All you know. So you're Egyptian and you live in America.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You fucking made it, huh?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck yeah. No wonder they go MAGA, bro.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: But anybody who's in America, they're like, they've made it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: They made it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: And we like have, you know, in that way.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, look at.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Like you said, you know, like, people are, like, so
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: broke out there. Like, you really can't live a life
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: out here, bro. They have, like, what, like, $ 1 Corona night, like,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: at a bar, bro.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: You can, dude.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: But you could hang outside with a, you could hang
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: outside a Catholic church with a broom and sweep. They're
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: going to give you a sandwich.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Over there, you could sweep forever, bro. They're
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: going to hit you with a stick.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: You can't, and you can't, like, talk about politics or
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: anything out there, which I didn't realize, like. We were
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: talking to a group of, we were at a mosque
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: talking to the group of Sudanese refugees and being like,
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: can you explain to us what is happening in Sudan?
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: What the conflict is and why you guys had to leave.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: And this woman starts telling us and a guy comes
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: in and he's like, you guys have to leave. And
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: we're like, what? And he was like, you can't, we
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: have to ask you guys all to leave. Everybody has
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: to go. And we ended up finding out it's because
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: you can't talk about anything political at all in public spaces.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: It's just how it is. They'll arrest you. They'll whatever
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: to you. They'll disappear you. It's like how the regimes
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: there are. So people are very afraid to talk about
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: their thoughts about politics.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Are politics intertwined with religion out there? Yes.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the most part, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Damn. Yeah,
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• 36:00
  Speaker 2: They do such a good job there, man. It's insane.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, they got to get them in Egypt. All those
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: cars could use some fucking collision repair.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Damn.
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• 36:15
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• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Kathy Bates.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Kathy Bates, bro. Do you miss Egypt?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. Really? I do.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I love the Middle East, dude. I'm, like, addicted. I'm, like,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I cannot wait to go back.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: But it's, you know, it's a hard quality of life.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: You realize. You know, as it is when you, like,
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: go to, you know, the, like, underdeveloped areas in Mexico
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: and shit.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, the ranch parts?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: i remember like uh you're talking about lakewood hey.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Bro fucking uh paramount bro no but yeah i remember
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: like as a kid going to mexico it was like
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: the ranch part of where my grandma lived then and
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: i remember just like two hours away you go to
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: guadalajara it was like fucking like big old malls and
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: stuff like that it's just so it's so different you
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: know from like the the nice part to like the
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: the rural parts of, like, Mexico.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, and then you, like, can't have any water or ice.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Then you get fucked up.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I remember at my grandma's house, I had to, like,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: fucking take showers with, like, a bucket of water.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Like, that's how it was, you know, in the ranch.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: And you go two hours away, it's fucking, like, here,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: you know? Yeah. It's a trip.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. You always, like, also kind of always
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: feel dirty. Like, everything's, like, You just never feel like
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: you get a clean shower. It's tough, for sure.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: You know what it gets to me, bro? The mayoral
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: race of the city of Los Angeles, the mayoral race.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, what's going on right now with the English guy?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Shit got so fucked up the last two years, man,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: that you didn't even know who was running. I do.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: But you know you're not going to vote for Karen Bass. Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Because that's not the only word that you hear. You
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: hear Karen Bass, but you don't hear the other people.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Right? And I'm like, like, some people, like, she's still, like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: badass to some people because half of the city burned
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: down and she's running around, bro. Like, she didn't like
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the match.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Like, like, I got relatives who are like that, bro, who, like,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: who stole a television while they were drug addicts, and
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: then they're telling jokes at Thanksgiving, and you're in the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: back going, that fucking motherfucker stole a TV.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: How can you tell.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Jokes about telling a TV? Karen Bash would be saying
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: firecracker stories.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: She was going to South Africa or somewhere. They asked her, hey, man,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: what's up with those fires?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Feeling hot, hot, hot. She started playing the kettle drum, bro.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Feeling hot, hot, hot.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck's going on in LA
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who else is running.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Well, because I just, because I don't know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Who is she running against?
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I don't keep up with politics that much, but I
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: see that British guy, Steve Hilton.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck that guy, bro. They sent me a message
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: to vote for that, to talk about that guy. I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: sent a fucking message back, stop, and I said, go
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: back to Europe.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's funny because I keep seeing videos of him
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: going to East LA partying, going to baby showers.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Spencer Pratt?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Dude, he's like, no, no, no.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Steve Hilton.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. know shit about him. Bro, so this guy.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he was running.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been going to fucking East L.A. parties, boogieing, dude.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: He's been to fucking freestyle music on Witter Boulevard, going
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: to fucking quinceañeras. I'm like, this guy has never set
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: foot in East L.A., bro. It's just funny.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck is this guy?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: The British guy.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not paying attention.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: You know what it gets to me, man? This is
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: the kind of shit that fucks me up. I can't
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: fathom it. When I see known killers... People who were bad,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: people who didn't have a bad, had a bad growing up,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: and they're all MAGA now.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, like who? Like who?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Like they're MAGA now. Like you grew up in a
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: housing project on Los Angeles. Your whole life has been
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: social assistance.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Like your whole life was welfare assistance. Your whole life
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: was housing projects, a socialist program. You got free lunch
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: growing up. You fucking got free school, free lunch. And
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: now you're MAGA. You're talking about you don't want communism
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: or socialist programs or free handouts. Your fucking whole life
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: was a handout. But I don't want to write. I'm
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: not saying I'm against this guy, but this is what
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I want to write on his page going, Bro, your
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: whole life was a handout, bro.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Job at Homeboy Industries out of prison.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: You needed that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Some people that needed that help, that wouldn't have been
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: able to crawl out of the hole.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: And they're talking. Now they're fucking all like.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I know, man.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: My dad's the same way. My dad's fucking... He lives
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: in a trailer. You know, he's poor as fuck.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: MAGA.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I'm like, brother... This isn't working for you.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you live off of these programs. And he's
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: always complaining. He's like, I don't have good health care
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: and da-da-da. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. And he'll talk
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: about what he wants. Like, he wants socialism.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, he'll keep running for governor, bro. That's how much
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I know, bro.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, it's funny. So Steve Hilton, I've seen a
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: video of him going. Dude, he went to.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Fucking right there at the Yoshinoya across the street from
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: fucking McArthur Park at 2 in the morning.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: There's fucking a security guard macing a homeless guy. And
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: he's like, look how it is. This is how it
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: is right here. I'm like, it's been like that forever.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Black area, bro.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Is he crusty as fuck? Who? The homeless guy? Steve Hilton.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, he just looks like a British.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Somebody say he's crusty.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: He talks a lot like, you know, he sounds like
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: fucking Ricky Gervais. He sounds like Ricky Gervais, you know,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: like just a bald Ricky Gervais.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But that's about those fools, bro, that were getting social
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: assistance growing up. They were the ones that were calling
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: everybody wetbags anyways.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see. So it doesn't surprise me.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I've seen that shit.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Everybody's all fucking confused, dude.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Fucking wetbags, bro. They're trying to steal my welfare. Oh,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: look at the people. I'm going to vote for the
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: lady from the office.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Wait, who's the British guy?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: Who's Ray Hong, dude?
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: This is.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Ray Hong, bro, is like.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: She wants to get rid of the cops, bro.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Where's Steve Hilton at?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Steve Hilton is running for the new mayor? Yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Governor?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, governor?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, the governors. Okay.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is... We're getting out Newsom, and this
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: guy's trying to replace Newsom?
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the British guy.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Newsom is going to start his own podcast in Visalia.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: So he's the governor race?
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, all these guys.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Javier Becerra.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Javier Becerra. He's crazy.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Chad Bianco. He's a cop. Fucking homeboy.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Had him on his podcast. He's done, bro. That guy's done, bro.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Nobody's going to vote for him.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: That guy's, yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: And Tom Steyer, right? Steyer?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know that guy. That guy looks weird, dude.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Who is that guy?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: It's Tom Steyer, bro. He wants to make the whole
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: world electric. Oh, shit.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: And Steve Hilton, bro, he just wants to put, he
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: wants to go from making a park hotels to prisons
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: to put paisas inside of him bro.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Okay yeah he's in dude if he gets elected bro
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: there's me nothing but fucking.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Chad blanco he's one of those guys you just this
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: guy bro he's from riverside they found him somewhere and
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: they said no let's make him visible so later on
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: he could run for mayor of los.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Angeles well i heard that somehow he was making like
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: so much money as a cop like in fucking riverside
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: back in the day and like how do you make
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: that much money Do the Cubs make so much money?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Katie Porter, bro, she just wants to get out of
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the house, dog.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: She's tired of being a soccer mom. She's tired of
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: all the rat race. Oh, God.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: She would hate the Middle East, dude.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: She looks like she bites clothes from Kohl's, bro.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. She looks like she could... She
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: won the Phyllis from The Office lookalike.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: How many of these are fucking.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: That guy, Chad Blanco, he looks like Police brutality coming
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: up with nobody looking.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's no cameras.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: If Steve Hilton gets elected, bro, nothing but fish and
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: chips restaurants in L.A. Do you want that?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, I got to just put a tortilla.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Steve started with somebody that shows up after a racist beatdown,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and he thought you'd get beat up by racist people,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: but then he comes at the end with a glass
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of water and a camera. You're right.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: When?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Becerra, bro.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Javier.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to vote for him only because we've been
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: screwed by all kinds of white politicians. It's time we
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: get screwed by our own. Vote for Steve Becerra.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Javier, man.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: He's going to get you good, eh?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm voting for Javier because he looks like
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: he's pounded tortas before, dude.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Javier Becerra, bro, because he has like that face, bro.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Like that dad that gets you up in the morning
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: to wash the car even though it's cold outside.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: He looks kind of silly. I like that.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Becerra, for sure, he's fucking.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: You could tell Becerra's father's grandfather used to beat the
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: shit out of his dad, bro. So now he's soft.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I don't trust that guy's style, bro. His haircut, bro,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: he looks like... He'll tell you, man, you can't fish
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: around here or something.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: That food looks like Paul Hogan. It looks like the crocodile.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Hunter, bro.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: This is annoying.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Remember Crocodile Hunter?
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: No, not the Crocodile Hunter.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: What's his name? If you saw Steve Hilton, you'd think, man,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: you walk up to him and go, man, I love you.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'm palm stars.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Look at that haircut right there, bro. I don't like
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: him because he has the same haircut as fucking lying
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: ass Sean Penn in that movie when he said I
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: raped myself or I got raped in reverse.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Bianco?
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what? Katie Porter needs a better haircut, bro.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Get a wig.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Let's find out about Katie Porter. I think she's more...
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: She can't be that old, right? She's the most socialist
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: person on that list.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Is she?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Javier Becerra, that guy.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Let's find out. Wikipedia.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Somebody needs to take Javier Becerra to Hong Kong for
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: a weekend, bro.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: So she... Okay, so.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I'm lying about Phyllis. Am I right or wrong? God damn, dude.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: She looks like.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: She's a former politician who served as U.S. Representative of California.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Never heard of her. From 19 to 20, whatever, Democrat Party,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: she's a candidate, whatever. Born in Fort Dodge, Iowa.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Get out of here, bro.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Get out of here. I thought you were born in California.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You're not from California. I'm not going to vote for you.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Go down.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what kind of food they have
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: in Iowa, bro.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: You know it's not good. It's not good.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Democratic, get out of here. From Iowa, bro?
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Wait, so is she still running?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She's from the 45th District.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: What the fuck does that even mean?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Go down?
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I like how they have a thing that says Porter's Void.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is a 45th district? I don't know shit.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. She needs to start shopping at BB, bro.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Tell her.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Tell her, dude.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Tell her, bro. You got to appeal to her.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so that's her.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, she went to UCI, bro.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I prefer to run improv, bro. You don't see me running.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, my ex-girlfriend used to go to UCI. I got
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: so many parking tickets there.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: In UCI?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I had to pay so many tickets by the time
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: she graduated. I feel like I fucking went to school there, dude.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I paid like $ 600 in tickets.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Why are they ticketing so much over there?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? The times and all that stuff.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Enough, dude.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Not worth a pussy, bro.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Not worth a pussy.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: That's the worst.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: That's the worst.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: What's up, Fuso? When you got to Egypt, what happened, man,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: with the hotel situation? It was a scam?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was kind of a scam. And, fuck,
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: it was, like, pretty gross. But then we figured it
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: out a couple days later. And then we ended up
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: staying at a hotel across the street.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Was it better?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was across the street from the pyramids, which
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: is crazy.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: How hot was it in Egypt?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Honestly, here's hotter, dude. Fucking California's been way hotter.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Is it cold at night over there?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit. It was so funny, though, dude.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: So we were at this hotel across.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I saved my water for that. Yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Why do I have such bad fucking ratings, bro? That's
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: so funny, dude. 5% bro?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude. So what are you going to do for California,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: the governor, bro, that these guys are not doing?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Lap dances are going to be $ 10 again, bro.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: What?
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Lap dances $ 10 again. what's it called?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Bring back the $ 1 famous star. Yeah? And also, I mean,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: it's real. Yeah, you know something?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: How are you going to bring more money into California?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Uh, We're going to open up a Hong Kong over here.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: And it's going to drive business.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Don't we have like, we already have a couple of
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: those though.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: No. A better one?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I think Hong Kong would suit better like a Huntington
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Park or Southgate. That's like a.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: So, okay. So like a lot of, we're bringing in
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: like a lot of sex work into the.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, because it's work and it drives the business out
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: there for sure.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Good, good. So you're going to buy the Rodeo and
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: knock it down?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Rodeo sounds expensive. Let me call it Rodeo now.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: The Palisades is pretty burnt out. You could start rebuilding
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: stuff there, like strip clubs and Hong Kongs.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: We're going to build a whole bunch of sky zones
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: at the Palisades.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: People like jumping trampoline spots.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. That's really good.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I can debate, bro.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Dude, you got my vote. Raise it up to 6%.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: What was the difference between Egypt and Syria?
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, food way better in Syria, hands down.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: So much better.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And Egypt's not bombed, right?
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: No, Egypt's not bombed. No, because Egypt hasn't been to
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: war like they haven't been bombed like Syria has.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Egypt hasn't been to war since 1963 against Israel, right?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: The Six Day War.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Six days.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. they're, uh, I don't know. And also just
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: like the people are way more intense in Egypt. I'm like,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: none of these motherfuckers sleep, dude. And in Syria, they're
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: a lot like, it didn't feel as like crazy.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Egypt.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, this whole place is on meth.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Like it was, I was like, the nightlife is crazy.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And the men are really intense. Like I had
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: never been groped. Like you, I was walking down the
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: street one night. Oh my God. I was walking down
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: the street one night in Egypt and like this downtown area.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: And guys are just like, you don't even know where
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: they're coming from. Dude, I was like heavy on my period.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I was wearing a fucking huge pad filled to the
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: brim with blood. And I had guys like coming up
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: behind me though and like trying to like grab my ass.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're grabbing my fucking pad, bitch. You're grabbing,
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: you're sticking your finger up my fucking bloody asshole right now.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: So many of them just grabbing, grabbing, grabbing, grabbing. I
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: was like, this is crazy.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Would I get grabbed out there?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: No, they don't want you. They don't want you, dude.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: You were walking with your mom and you were getting grabbed?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: No, this was when I was with the group of
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: people that I was doing aid work with. That's insane.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: And were they grabbing other girls too?
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: No, because they were wearing hijabs. I was the only
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: one not wearing a hijab.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You're a whore.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I know, I was the whore. They saw me and
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: they chased me down. Nice tattoo, nice tattoo.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: And they're like, no, don't knock me. No women have tattoos, huh?
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Hell no. Hell no.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: So you were showing wrist and it was over, huh?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: You show your wrist, you show your hair, they go,
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: she wants it. You show your wrist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, it's over, bro.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: So many veins she has, bro.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: The strip bar, bro, once they show ankle, it's over.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: It's over, dude. It's over.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Because that's their law, right? That's their Muslim law to
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: be covered up.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: No, you don't have to. It's not mandatory to be.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Covered up there. But you get harassed if you're not.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: You just... You get more.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Do they wear, like, their blankets or pants?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: The men? A lot of them wear, like, the throbes.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: The throbes, right, okay. Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: But not all of them, you know? Because Egypt has...
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: They're Christian and Muslim. I mean, they're primarily Muslim, but.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Who grabs more, Christians or the Muslims?
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: It was the Muslims, dude. And I hate to say it,
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: because I ride hard for Islam, but.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: But to the majority, though, so... Yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: It was the Muslims.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: If you were in Italy, bro, it would have been
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: all the Catholics. Right.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: It just... It just is what it is. But it
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: was so funny, dude. Like, we were staying across from
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: the pyramids, and they would be playing, like, Bad Bunny and, like, Gasolina,
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: and they're, like, blasting this shit, and you're, like, looking
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: at the Sphinx and the pyramids, and you're like, this
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: is so funny that we're listening to this, like, across
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: the street.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: How many scams you try to avoid over there?
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Like, was there a scam everywhere?
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Everywhere you go.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: All the tourist traps?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Everywhere.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Even the camo, huh?
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: What's the camo scam?
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: They just don't, like, Dude, anywhere you go.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: They put you on there without asking you how much
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: it is, huh?
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Stuff like that. They'll, like, chase you down, and they'll
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: be like, let me take a picture of you, let
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: me take a picture of you. And you're like, oh, okay.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: And then they're like, okay, 200, 200. And you get
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: on the camel, and you're like, and they're talking to
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: you so fast that you're like, I don't know what
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: the fuck is happening right now.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: But my friend said he was in Vietnam, and some
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: lady put a baby on his arms, and then she
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: started charging for the baby.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Like, to keep the baby?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: 200 rupees. That's crazy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not making that up.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: I seen a video recently about this one white guy
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: that went to the Philippines and this one old lady,
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: she was like, she basically grabbed her daughter and she's like.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: You married my daughter? And then the guy's like, what?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: You married my daughter? And he was like, joking around, yeah,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I married your daughter and then she got happy, you know? Yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: it's crazy and the daughter's like 21 and stuff like
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: that but it's just kind of crazy that like, In
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: those countries, like, you want to just, like, hand off, like,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: your daughter to, like, have.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: A good life. So you were wearing a, when you were,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I saw you wearing, you had your hair covered. Were
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: you still getting grabbed with your hair covered?
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: They're, um, I still stand out so much because of
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: my tattoos. You know, they like, they're like this bitch.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: They probably think I'm rich, bro. You know, they're all fat.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: People are so skinny. They're so skinny because they find
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: no money, nothing. It's crazy.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: The animals are skinny. The animals are skinny. You saw
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: skinny-ass cats and dogs?
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Skinny-ass cats. So many skinny horses. You can see their ribs.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: You're just like, oh, it's hard. That shit's hard. Also,
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: it's like a lot of homeless kids. There was a
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: lot of homeless kids in Syria.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: The refugees are just homeless like their parents died? Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Or their parents abandoned them?
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or they're just living homeless with their parents like
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: on the streets.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Do they live in groups of little kids? They all
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: know each other or what? You would see like.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Groups of little kids.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: Some of that shit's really hard to see.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: They're little, right? They're young as far as four, five.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Yes. And following you around, begging you for money and,
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: you know, and they're dirty.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: And they work for people, the ones that are begging
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: or they work for themselves?
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: You don't know. Like sometimes, because I've also heard this,
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: like there would be women with babies and they would
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: be like, Can we have money? Like, he's hungry. He
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: needs to eat. And then you hear that, like, women
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: will borrow people's kids.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: To beg? Yes.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to, like, get.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: You mind to loan you what, huh?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, dead ass. I hear what we have are
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: the gypsies that, like. They'll be like, my car broke down.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: I need you guys. And they'll be hanging out there.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Or they try to sell you fake roses. The gypsies
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: out here.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, people say, oh, you can't say gypsy anymore.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: But that's what we grew up calling them, you know,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: the gypsies.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: So it's going on in part 106, bro, real fast.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Part 106, bro. It's crazy. So you guys know the story.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Brown Bag started.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: That's where Duno started.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: That's where Duno started.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Brown Bag. Then Duno went to part 106. Then he
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: quit to do stand-up.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so basically, so Brown Bags started as a podcast
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: that got really popular. It was with Rose Kranzvik, Duno,
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: and Letty, right? So it's basically kind of what happened in,
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: I remember, Wayne's World, the show that got so big,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: and after that, corporations came. So the show went on
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: the radio, Power 106. It got corporate.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: They fired, I mean, Duno didn't, I guess he didn't
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: like waking up early.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, they had Concrete.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I think they replaced Duno Concrete, and then they
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: got rid of Rosecrans Vic, which is kind of, he
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: was like the founder of the podcast, the radio show.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of like people were kind of like, dude,
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: what's going on here?
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: It got corporate. But a lot of people were saying
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: kind of like, you just, the thing about when you
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: go corporate like a radio station, you just can't, you
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: don't have the liberties of doing what you did on
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: a podcast, you know?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: So the show is not their show no more?
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: No, it just, dude, it got bought by a corporation.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing with Wayne's World.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, because Wayne's World went to that show.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: And then that dude owned it. So Brown Paper Bag
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: went as a... Because it's a Brown Paper Bag show.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Went to Power 106. It's called The Morning Show, yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: So let's say fucking like Power 106 likes the What's
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: the Food podcast.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Then after that, you got to sign up. Yeah, serious.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: And then you got to sign up a whole bunch
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: of rights, you know? So it's like, imagine they got
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: rid of you.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: The What's the Food podcast, bro. It's crazy, dude.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: So that's the drama going on right now. And like
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Rosecrans Vic, I guess it's just.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: But the brown paper bag on part 106 still exists?
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: It still exists, but right now there's only one original person,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: and it's Letty.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Tea time, bro. They're breaking off, right?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: That's right, dude.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: They got rid of you? No.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: You still do it, right?
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: That dude that lost a lot of weight, your producer, right? Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: It took him a whole year to lose 60 pounds, huh?
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Dude, he lost so much weight. Like, he lost... He
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: was fucking fat, dude. And then he got on... whatever
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: it is, Ozempic.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: He got on the Egypt diet.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: He got on the Egypt diet, dude. And he was
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: down like a hundred pounds.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: It was, it was like relatively quick.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: How many months?
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: A hundred pounds. How many months?
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe I, you know, I don't even know. Maybe in,
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: maybe in a year, but he lost.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: That's healthy right there.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: But he, he's, he's skinny now. He's way skinny.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Confidence is up.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Who knows? Who knows, dude? But he's, you know, when
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: you lose all that weight and then you have, like,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: your skin's all saggy?
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: So he's, like, working with that.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Don Vergas. Get Riz off this podcast.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: What's up, fool?
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: What's up, bro?
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Are people talking shit about me? Fuck you guys.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Don Vergas, bro. That's what loves me.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Don Vergas. How long were you in Egypt for?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Two weeks, homie.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: And your mom was there too? She's been there before?
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: No, first time.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: She was there.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: She met me after I was done doing aid work.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I saw when you were complaining about the scam hotel
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: that the guy in the front desk recognized your video.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he ended up finding, like, the video ended up
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: going viral, like, overnight.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: In Egypt or over here?
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: In Egypt.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: And so the next morning, I woke up, and it had, like,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: one million views overnight, and I was like, what the fuck?
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: And then that guy, the front desk guy, the next
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: day was, like, telling me, he's like, oh, everybody started
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: showing me your video, da-da-da-da-da. And I was like, oh,
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Did he give you a discount? Because you promoted the hotel, basically.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which also, don't go to that fucking hotel. That
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: shit sucks. But no, he didn't give us a discount.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: What's the water situation over there?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Shitty.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Like over here in America, bro, you can open up
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: any water faucet, bro. Clean water is going to come out.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: No, dude, it's like TJ water. No, you're getting diarrhea.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Immediately, dude.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: You got to boil it? Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Did you get diarrhea?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Yes. That's why I came home and shit myself.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: I had diarrhea.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Rodrigo told me he got diarrhea on the airplane. So
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: we got diarrhea at the same time. It was bad.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I was depleting my energy.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: It's gnarly too being in a country where you don't
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: speak the language. So you're just like all the time
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: you're like trying to figure out like what the fuck's
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: going on.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: What words did you learn over there?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, I learned... I just started taking classes because I'm
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: going to be traveling so much more over there. But
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: I learned a lot of, you know, like, thank you, hello, goodbye,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: good morning.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Labanis Pestis.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Looking for, like, directions or whatever. You know, shit like that.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Was that your mom's first time there?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: She was like, I hate this place.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: going with a 71-year-old woman to Cairo?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: She was good for 71.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Did you see any of that crazy white woman trying
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: to buy herself?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I was that woman.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Dude, I was that woman. They get excited, though. Like,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: when you start trying to speak Arabic to them, they're like, oh,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: my God. Because I think the other thing about Americans
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: is we go over there and we're just, like, entitled,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: you know? Yeah. We don't really learn a lot about
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: other cultures, so we go over there and we're just like,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be American in your country. And they're like,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: fuck off. So it's like, you know, you learn as
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: much as you can and try to, like, talk to people.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: And they get stoked on that.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: So cool. What was the first thing you ate when
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: you got back to the United States? Like, you were like,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: I miss this.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Dude, Mexican food.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Mexican food? Fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: There's no Mexican food over there?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Not even a tortilla? Not even a bread?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Something similar?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to. How do they, what the, like,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: a poor person over there was like, It doesn't make
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: that much money. What's the cheapest thing that person could
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: need besides pita bread, right? And rice? Yeah. And maybe vegetables?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: No meat, huh? No gold, huh? They do a lot
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: of bargaining and trading over there, right?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pigeon.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: They have pigeon.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Pigeon, right? Yeah, pigeon.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Fucking pigeon won't survive. They should probably shoot them with
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: BB guns. Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Did you try the pigeon?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: No. I heard it was really bad. Is possession a
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: weapon legal in Syria? Is what?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Owning a gun I don't know but you see people
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: but you see people with guns but like they're like
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: the army oh I.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: See did you see like a truck full of like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: soldiers wearing regular clothes like you see in the.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: News yes you see those at like checkpoints people will
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: just be hanging out with like big AK-47s.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Where do they ask at the checkpoints where are you going.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah trying to see passport yeah trying to see what's
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: going on.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: So you're showing your US passport they get scared.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: No they get they see US passports and they're like
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: alright you're good But they'll also, like, sometimes they'll take
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: advantage of it and be like, okay, then give us $ 200.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: And we'll let you go. Exactly.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I don't have $ 200, my friend. I didn't have $ 200.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I kept wanting to speak Spanish to people because that's, like,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: the only other sort of language.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Language that you know.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I kept wanting to be like, hola. But, like,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: my mom kept doing that. She kept being like. Every
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: time she'd say thank you, she'd go, gracias. And I
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: was like, mom, you don't speak Spanish. It was, this
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: is Egypt. She kept trying to do that. Donde esta?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, they don't know what you're saying. That's hilarious. Oh, dude,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: it was so funny. At one point, I was trying
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: to use the translation. Like, there was, I was trying to.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Well, what's the language in Arabic? I mean, there are
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: some Arabic words.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Same language?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Arabic.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: But they speak like a different, they have like different
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: accents in Egypt and Syria. So it's like, some things
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: don't make sense. But I was, like, at one point
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: I was trying to ask a guy for, like, directions,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: and we were having to do it in his, like,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: app in the Google Translate. But he was translating everything
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: to me in Spanish because he didn't know that, like,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: it was, you know, that it was, like, the same
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: thing to him. So then I was, like, trying to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: figure out what it was saying in Spanish because I was, like,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to figure out how to do
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: this in English.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: That's so, dude.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: It was so funny.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Your mom was trying to figure out how to do
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: it in Spanish out there. That's hilarious. That's hilarious.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Don't they stop? I was like, girl, they don't know
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: what the fuck you're saying.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: How long have you been doing stand-up now?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Hard.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: No, how long have you been doing it?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, how long have I been doing it? Ten years,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: When was your last show?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Two days ago.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: But it's been weird being.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: There were no stand-up shows in Egypt going down?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I think they have, like, a scene there, but I
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: don't know where... I don't know. But also, I'm like...
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to do comedy in the Middle East.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Dude, me, my act, being like, look, I suck dick
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: and my pussy looks like this. Dude, that's not what
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: they want. That would be a hard one. That's so cool, man.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Ten years.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Egypt. Ten years, dude. That's how long I've been doing it.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: They said, did she have koshery? I did. It was weird.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: I think I'll blend in in Egypt, bro.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Dude, you should move to Egypt.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Would you go visit Egypt soon?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Never.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Never?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: I just went to the Bronx, bro, to build a
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: time machine.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: You just got back from Hawaii, bro.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Hawaii, bro. Aloha. Mahalo.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Mahalo, dude. How was that, dude? I love Hawaii. Oh,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: you went to Hawaii last time with us.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I was doing a meet and greet after the show.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: And this Hawaiian folk did this whole presentation, bro, in
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian language. And I said, thank you, man. And he goes,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: thank you for your work. Do it again, bro, and
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: record it. He said no. But he said that he
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: went to college and he learned his native Hawaiian tongue. Really?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: And that's like some high praise in Hawaiian that you
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: give somebody.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Plus good luck.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Because it's like, I guess as time goes on, people
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: forget the language.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a dead language. They're trying to kind
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: of resurrect it.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Bro, I eat malasadas every day.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Wait, what?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: From a place called Zippy's. Zippy's.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Zippy's is good. Zippy's is the Hawaiian denny.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I had ube, bro. I had a ube malasada.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Did you try the cornbread in there?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't go there. Uber Eats. Vegas.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: In Vegas, they had the zippies out there. The fucking cornbreads.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: That's how my sister was the queen of Hawaii, bro.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, your sister went with you, right? Was that your
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: sister's first time?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: First time. Oh, man.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: That's so cool, dude. Wait, what island were you on?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Honolulu, bro. She loved it, bro. She went to Target.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: The Walmart.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: She said, hold on. I got to go back to
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: the ABC store. They're the best store ever.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: They're so good.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: My cousin, Nasty, loved the ABC store, bro. Loved it, bro.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. The ABC store is so.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: They're so good.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Why are they so good?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Because it smells good in there.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Is that why it's good?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: It smells fucking delicious in there, dude. And also, because
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: I've been to the ABC stores in Las Vegas.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Guero, bro.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Nothing compared to the.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: No, man.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Raiders fans just fighting in front of it, bro. It's bad.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: We're at the Cheesecake Factory, bro. Oh, yeah? I have to.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Locomoco there.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: That's so good. I love Locomoco.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Dude, and the vegan Locomoco, too.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: It's so good. I had the vegan Locomoco at a
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: show we did one time. It was so good.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: And the McDonald's is good, too.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we went for breakfast.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: We did, huh?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: That shit was good.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what? There where Big Duke hangs out
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: on the statue.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: The surfboard?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: We went to the free luau.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Right there on the side where he's at, the little stage.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: They're having a free luau show. And real Hawaiians playing
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: those little drums, bro. And one of the dancers was
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: the old lady, Hawaiian lady. She goes, this is a dance. America,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: United States conquered Honolulu in 19-something, and the queen of
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Honolulu went to D.C. to get our country back. So
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: this is a song in protest that one day the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: people of Hawaii can return their solidarity and be their
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: own country. So, fuck it, they do a whole protest song, dog.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, so I'll write their listening, bro.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: That's so sick. That's fun.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: That's so sick.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Hawaii's fun, bro.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: It's like, because people talk shit about, like, Honolulu, they're
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: like Oahu, they're like, oh, that's the touristy part, but
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: I think it has.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: The good- Hey, man, but if you've never been there before,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: how the hell you know?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what? It has the best of
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: both worlds. It's got the countryside, it's got the touristy side.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, I went to my show by the hood, fool.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Was it the Blue Note?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Was it the?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: The Blue Note was, I would stay next to the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Blue Note. My hotel was the Moana Surfrider. Oh, okay.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: So the hotel, the show was in Chinatown, and it
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: was 50 minutes away from my hotel in Chinatown at
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: the Hawaiian Theater.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: How was that, bro?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Bad ass.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Was there a lot of tourists that went?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: A lot of tourists. A lot of people, Mexicans, who
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: moved from California, who live in Honolulu. A lot of
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: people went to Honolulu once and never went back.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Back home. You know, oh my God. You know, it's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: funny that you said that story, bro.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you this. I forgot about this.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: So I remember.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: So when I was going to the dentist in Tijuana,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: this girl that works there, she, like, her family, she
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: went back and forth a lot from San Diego and Tijuana.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: And she told me that in Tijuana, they will take
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: field trips to Disneyland. Because back then, before the 9-11 attacks,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: they'd always take, like, field trips to Disneyland and they'd
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: come back the same day. And she told me that
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: they had this couple that was a chaperone for their daughter.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: When they went to fucking Anaheim and they were coming back,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: that couple and the kid never came back to fucking Tijuana.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: They just stayed over here, dude.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Whoa. They stopped doing that shit because of her. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Back in the days, man, you could just go over
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: there and go.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Rizzo is a howler.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: You're on Tifa today, bro.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit, dude.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Anti-fat chicks.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Anti-fat chicks.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious, dude. What's up, Food Podcast? We have Gabby
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Lam here from the Tea Time Podcast.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Did anybody offer to buy that name from you?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Tea Time Podcast? Not at all?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: No, but there's other podcasts with that name.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Raven-Symoné.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Raven-Symoné. Are you guys only on Patreon or is it live? No, no, no.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: We're on YouTube, Spotify, all of it, but we have
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: a Patreon where there's extra episodes.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: How's the Patreon going?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Patreon's going good, dude. Pays my rent. Thank God.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Who'd you do it with?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Harper.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Harper. Shout out to Harper Rose.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then Lee. Lee! The former fat guy.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: The sexy guy now.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: No, the saggy skin guy.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You have shows coming up?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: I got one tonight in Long Beach.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I have one tonight, too, at the Comedy Store at 8.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I was going to go there, and then I got
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: this one.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: With.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Harlan Williams.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: He's so funny.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Canadian's finest, bro.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Who else? Skylar Stone.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Skylar's on it?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: It's a Sarah Mello show. Sarah Mello show. Melodomic. Oh, Melodomic, right?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Melodomic.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Somebody ages on the show.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Huh. Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to go there, but then maybe
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: I'll go later.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: We were there last time, bro, at the comedy store.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw you there last week.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our pictures didn't make the comedy store
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Instagram story cut.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Fucking Patrick. Every time I go there, Liz is taking
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: photos and her photo, she's like the lowest and the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: totem pole of photographers at the comedy store. So she
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: has to pray that Chappelle's there too or else her
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: photos don't go up.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: It's so true. It's so true.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Every time Liz takes good photos from the comedy store
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: and I started noticing, is it personal? Hell no. She's
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: the lowest photographer on the on the totem post of
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: it's um Barone or Van Corona Van and then there's
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: Patrick and another person but she's like like I know
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: that her photos always go up like when Tony Hitchcliff
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: is there oh no or Teal Vaughn or Chappelle yeah
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: but when it's Felipe Esparza and fucking Butch Escobar and
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Gabby they don't go.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Up but you're up there bro like why wouldn't they.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: No but it's it's not her the title.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Oh it's yeah her never every time I get pictures
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: there I'm like oh it's not ever gonna go up
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: But do you at least get a link?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: They had them last week, but sometimes you got to...
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I saw the one that you put up. You have
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: to grab them from their page and then put them up.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was there the other night, and then I
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: got pictures from Van, but his are the only ones
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: that make it.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: What's up, full man? Egypt, man. So there's cows over there.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: People eat beef, hamburgers.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: No, they don't.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Did you go to McDonald's out there?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: They don't really have McDonald's. No, I didn't see a McDonald's.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: They have Donner.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: They have KFC.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: A lot of Donner.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: McDonner's, homie.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of good shish kebab from
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: what I see.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: So goat, they're like goat and sheep, right?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Yes. They just don't eat pork.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: So there's no, like, pigs out there hanging around, man.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: There's no bacon?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: No bacon, dude.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck, man. Like, if they see a pig, you die, huh?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll be out there fucking grabbing
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: your ass, but you can't eat pork. Mm-mm-mm. They see
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: you not in a hijab, they go, I'll grab her ass,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: but I'm not going to eat pork.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: What if you're walking and holding a man's hand to
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: grab your ass?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: What if you're... Do women grab guys' asses?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Would they grab my ass?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: It's bad over there. Do they do it in Egypt, too? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: No, Syria, there wasn't, like, it wasn't bad like that.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: But it was crowded?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: It was like you were moving around.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was crowded.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Are there gay people out there?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: If they are, they're not openly.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: That's not.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: There's no gay nightclubs.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: No gay nightclubs.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: They have nightclubs in Egypt?
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: I think so. But, you know, like, nobody there drinks. Yeah,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's like, they have clubs.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: There's no alcohol?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Not really. You can get it, but it's not easy.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: I'll be mad, too, bro, throwing rocks at everybody.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: No wonder, bro.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your women can't show their fucking faces. There's no alcohol.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: That's why, dude.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: That's why they're always throwing stones. That's why they're always
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: going crazy.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: That's why Amsterdam, bro, legalized prostitution and marijuana just for
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: the people who want to go crazy.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. You do see how, like, more sexually repressed countries, like,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: they don't have.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're touching people.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: How about abortion over there?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure no. I'm sure no, but I don't know.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: How about a woman having an original thought?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Probably not. No, they.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I think they... So you're trying to tell me that
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: America chooses what countries... freedom we're going to fuck with.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like in Israel, like the women over there, bro,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: like the women in Israel, bro, and I see the
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: women over here and the Jewish ladies, the Hasidic women,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: like they got to wear the regular hair. But they
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: got to wear one of these wigs like this.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Hasidic women do.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: And why is that? They're around yarmulke. Oh.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like just part.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Of the religion.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: And then when they have sex, it's a blanket with
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: a hole on it.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Not like the Christian ones, a blanket with two holes
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: and then you go ride a horse at night.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have some weird sex shit.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: We got somebody for that now.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Damn. So you know how in Texas you can't go
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: on OnlyFans?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Can you go on OnlyFans?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: You can there, not in Syria.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: There's no internet over there, right?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: In Syria, you have to get a certain type of VPN.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Over there, it's www... It's hard. You can connect to Wi-Fi,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: but it's not.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Did your hotel have Wi-Fi out there?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it would go in and out.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Damn, dude, it sounds not fun.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Dude, it was so fun.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: What type of brand of cigarettes did you start with?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: What type of cigarettes? I don't know, but I don't
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: know everybody smoking, though. Like, just smoking, smoking, smoking nonstop.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the brands were, though.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: The Pharaohs. Cleopatra's. Cleopatra's.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody there is smoking. You see kids smoking.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Kids are smoking out there?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Gambling.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: What salt food you bring, bro?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I brought some Filipino bread. You want some, Gab?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah. Let's see.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: It's called señorita bread.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: I want señorita bread.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Here you go.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: And also I brought some malasadas so Felipe can compare
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: to the ones in Hawaii.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Here you go.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: When did you get back from Hawaii?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Sunday.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: What's today? Sunday. Oh, okay. A couple days ago.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, so this is basically just butter and bread, bro.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, I love butter and bread.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Guys, Rommel, Isaac.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: What the hell?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: It's basically sweet fucking crazy bread from fucking Little Caesars, bro.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: I think it's like a donut hole.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: That's so good.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Bro, one time I was buzzed and I ate a
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: whole box. I think I ate like fucking like 3,600
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: calories of just bread.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Dude, this shit's so good.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Dude. You just eat it like this, blade?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: You can put it, I mean, with coffee. Just plain, bro.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: It's just butter and bread. Amazing.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: That's like sugar. Like, hella sugar in it, right?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: That's, dude, Filipino is the crazy diet. Rest in peace
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: to the homie that died. What's it called? The guy
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: that did the voices of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I've never met that guy.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: What was his name the Filipino guy he voiced like
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: all the Looney Tunes.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Characters I didn't know that man sad sad what a
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: tragic yeah he was loved by a lot of.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: People Eric Bauza what happened to him a heart attack
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: oh recently.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Heart attack he used to perform with flappers.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah he died 46 he had a heart attack yeah
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: dude he voiced like he was the new Bugs Bunny
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: he was the new Daffy Duck he was the new
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: what's it called Tweety he was like yeah so sad bro.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, voiceover actors are crazy. How they can do every gender,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: all of it. I'm like, what the?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: This guy was talented. But this guy was talented. It
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: was crazy. Rest in peace.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: R.I.P. Who's going to take a spot? You going to
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: take a spot, Riz?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Rommel, bro.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: The line for him is, that's all, folks. Oh, God.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: That's all, folks. That's all, folks.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: So sad.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: So sad, bro. Dude, that's crazy.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: Damn. RIP, homie.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: I know, right?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: We got to pour one out for the homie, bro.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Eric Bauza.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Eric Bauza.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: What's up, full podcast, man? So you going back to
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Egypt or Syria?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: Going back to Syria at the end of the month. November.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I saw you hanging out with that woman, the influencer. Mm-hmm.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: What is she up to?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Emily, she's in, where is she right now? She was
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: just in Iraq, and now she's in Bosnia.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: She helps people? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: I'm going to meet her in Iraq in February.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: You're going to Iraq?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. What's it? Whoa, dude. I know.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: You're just like.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: I want to be out there, dude. I'm trying to
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: see it all. I'm trying to see where we fucking
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: put our military, dude.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Dude, you don't even go to Fresno, man.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: How bad is the West?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Go to Fresno first, dude.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: I hate, dude, enough of Fresno. It's funny, though. There
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: are so many areas in the Middle East where you're
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: looking at it, and you're like, this could be, this
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: is Visalia.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: The roads are bad over there. The what? The roads.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, terrible.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: There's, like, no infrastructure.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Who's in charge of Syria?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Right now, it's this guy, something, Jolani. He's former Al-Qaeda.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Damn. Wild. And the other guy was put in
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: there by somebody, right?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: The Assad was put in. They think that the United States,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: I think, kind of like put him in there.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: He was like a doctor.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they think that they put him
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: in there, I think.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: I'm going to butcher that.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: He's not liked over there, right? He was never happy
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: when he left.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: Hell no. He's hiding out in Russia. There's like a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: death thing on him now. They're like, if he comes
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: back here, we get to kill him.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's hiding in Russia.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Also, he wants it for war crimes.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Definitely, yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Like crimes against humanity.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: And stuff like that. Hell yeah, they're fucking people up.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: They could charge him for genocide.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got friends there who are there now and
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: who were kids or growing up during the war, and
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, what was it like? And they were like,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: I would see people get shot and bombed in front
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: of me.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: That's a comedian, bro. His name is Elvis something. He's
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Syrian and Bosnian. He goes, yeah. He goes, I'm Syrian
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: and Bosnian. I get my Bosnian from my mom's side
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: and genocide from my mother's side.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Shit, dude.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Shit.
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  Speaker 2: Bosnian.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Bosnian. Half Bosnian, half Syrian comic. He works out of
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: a van.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he just show up and goes to this bar.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: He might mind if I come back here and do
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: stand-up comedy at 9 p.m.? Sure, I'll just sit up
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: over here. And that fool sets up his own shit.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: And then you get ready for comedy. Did he document?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: And he does it on stage vlog. And then he
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: has a little collector's, a little fucking bottle, a glass bottle,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: and he put money on it. And he goes, I'll
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: come back here on Friday night. All right.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck? Who is he?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Elvis. He's Bosnian. And all his jokes are dark like that.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: And he'll walk into a, in the daytime, he'll go
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: into like a recovery home.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: Elvis Ali?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Elvis Ali. He'll go into a recovery home where
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: they do AA and do a comedy show at the AA.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: That's so cool, dude.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: He's still.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: So he just travels and just like, he does like a, oh,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: at a Waffle House?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at a Waffle House. You name it, bro, he'll
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: That's so cool, dude. Van Ness has a comedy club.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Down the street, probably.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: Elvis, huh?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: That's my nephew's name.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: That reminds me of him.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, man, I'm Bosnian and Syrian. I get my
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Bosnian from my father's side and genocide from my mom's side.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: You got fucked up. Reminds me of... Remember when Samuel Bay.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: The Waffle House tapes.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: Remember when Samuel Bay years ago was doing... What's it called?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: 300 days of comedy in a row?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: A thousand shows.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: A thousand shows in a row? He made $ 300.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You wasted so much money. Sometimes he'd be like,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I need to do a show tonight.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: So you go to a random bar or a fucking
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: library or a laundromat to just do.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: He made $ 300.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Damn. That's crazy.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: He just did random shows, like he'll do a show
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: five minutes, then runs to do a show real fast,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: and then he dials it down as a show he did. Yeah. Anyway,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: that fool, Samuel Bede, is his name?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Samuel Bede, yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: He was not allowed in Japan last week. They held him.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Why? Because of the political?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his set is about, but they
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: didn't let him in. And they held him on. They
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: just held him for 48 hours.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: Did you hear about... There's a couple of Arab comics
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: who went to... Who were trying to go to the
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: West Bank for this comedy festival. And they got turned
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: around in Israel. They sent them right back home.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: They looked at their sets probably or.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Just that they're Arab.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Was it Ahmed Ahmed?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: It was not Ahmed Ahmed, but he was supposed to go.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: But it was a couple... It was Ahmed El-Khadri. This
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: guy Bilal. Do you know Bilal? Lana Sala. A group
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: of them.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: They were there going to the West Bank. Yeah, for
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: this festival.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Well, I saw you were out there with a comedian from.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: I was there with Mike Ishak in Egypt.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mike, he's from here.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cool. I've done a couple shows with him
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: around here.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike's awesome.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Buff homie.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, buff homie.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: Is he from out there originally?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, he's from here.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: But he was out there visiting.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: He came. He wanted to do the aid trip.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: That's so cool.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy's cool, man.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: He's so cool.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: What's up, fool? Felipe Esparza right here, man. I have
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: shows coming up next week. I'm back. I'm going to Spokane,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Washington to do a show. And the next day, I'm
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: going to....
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Canada.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Palm Springs, bro. Fantasy Springs Casino, I think.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: I was supposed to do Canada.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Fantasy Springs is fucking fun, dude.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man. Thank you, Gabby. You have shows coming up?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: I have shows coming up. I don't remember the dates.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: And I'm doing Stress Factory with you. Yeah. And when's that?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: That's November? No, December.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: I'm doing that. I'm flying in from Syria, and the
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: next day we have the show. That'll be fucking.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: You better not have diarrhea, bro.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm going to have diarrhea.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: Don't you fucking have diarrhea.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have diarrhea. I'm supposed to do Canada
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: with you, but I can't get into Canada.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: DUI, right? DUI. Really?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: That?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Still?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: That long ago?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: Yup.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Yup.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: They fucking stay on you for that, dude.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Canada's tough, bro.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I know. Then I'm doing a show with you, right? Chandler? Chandler.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: That's going to be fun, bro.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Just one night, right, Chandler?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: All the homies are coming out to that show.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. I'll see you guys, man. Check out my shows. FelipeWorld.com.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Happy Halloween.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Nams for this sweater I got, bro. Bendiciones. Look, bro.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: It has a pocket right here on the side.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: I love that sweater.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: It has a pocket inside right here. And it has
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: another pocket in here, bro. Another stash. I'm pissed out
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: right here. Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: So he gave you two sweaters.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Because he got the purple one.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: And then this one. I bought this one. I bought
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: the last one.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah, dude. Those are sick.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so sick. And it feels warm, fool. What's up,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Food Podcast? Gabby, Tea Time Comedy Podcast. It's done ready
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: right here.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: Send us your best Halloween pictures. Please.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Comment. Take a picture.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Couple pictures. Hell yeah.