Daily Comedy Brief · September 10th

Storyflo Comedy — Daily Comedy Brief · Sep 10, 2026 · 2m

From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. It's Wit. September 10th. Seven things made me laugh out loud at my desk; we'll start with the worst one. Let's get into it. First, from The Onion. I Want Kids So I’ll Have Someone To Take Care Of Me When I Get Hammered. Let’s face it. One day, my BAC will be getting up there, and when that happens, I don’t want to be alone. When I’m hammered, my body won’t work like it used to. My vision will get worse. I might not be able to hear a damn thing except for the sound of T-Pain blasting through my Bluetooth speakers. I might even piss my pants. When…