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DONKEY: Man Caught On Cam Committing Sexual Acts With Mothers Horse · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Some donkey days, just himself watching Charlotte Man. Ready, I
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  Speaker 1: never read the donkey d say it again? Yes you
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  Speaker 1: are done, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Don't get to day for Monday, July twenty ninth. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: back to the work week. How y'all feeling out there? Now?
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  Speaker 2: It's going to a twenty one year old man named
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  Speaker 2: Kenneth Selner. Okay, Kenneth has been arrested for committing sexual
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  Speaker 2: acts on a horse.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, not just any horse. He had sex with his
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  Speaker 1: mother's horse. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: He's from Phoenix and a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Called authorities after reportedly catching her son identified as Kenneth Sellner,
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  Speaker 2: committing sexual acts with her horse while she was away
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  Speaker 2: on vacation. I believe it was comedian David Attel. He said,
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  Speaker 2: the one good thing about having sex with a horse
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  Speaker 2: is you always have a ride home. Okay, trust me,
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  Speaker 2: these chokes right to themselves, all right. So a twenty
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  Speaker 2: one year old man named Kenneth Sellner comes into a bar.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, shoot, already messed it up. Let me start over.
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  Speaker 2: So a twenty one year old man named Kenneth Sellner
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  Speaker 2: comes into a horse. Okay, I want the record to
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  Speaker 2: show that Kenneth Sallner's mom is not a snitch, all right.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people she could have called on
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  Speaker 2: her son after catching him having sex with the family horse,
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  Speaker 2: and the police is probably at the bottom of the list.
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  Speaker 2: I would have called the men in the white coats. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he needs to be fifty one to fifty. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: not talking about Corey Hoakom's show, all right. She probably
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  Speaker 2: was already suspicious. That's why she set the cameras up. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: cause let me tell you, let me tell you. I
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  Speaker 2: don't even tell you what happened. Seller's mom said that
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  Speaker 2: she asked her son to clean the horse stall while
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  Speaker 2: she wasn't there, but that's when they checked the security cameras.
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  Speaker 2: She noticed that Kenneth was touching the horses genitals and
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  Speaker 2: rubbing the horses genitals on his bare body.
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  Speaker 1: Oh listen, man, Okay. She probably was already suspicious. That's
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  Speaker 1: why she set the cameras up.
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  Speaker 2: She probably was washed and clothes and found pieces of
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  Speaker 2: hay in his underwear, okay, pieces of pieces of horseman
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  Speaker 2: on his clothes. And she probably told her told his
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  Speaker 2: told her son, you know, stop horsing around, all right,
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  Speaker 2: and he didn't listen. Okay, imagine he's trying to set
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  Speaker 2: the moved. He turns on genuine pony all right, tells him,
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  Speaker 2: tells him, take your horseshoes off.
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  Speaker 1: Get comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. There's a quote that I've heard that I could
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  Speaker 2: never understand. And the quote is, there is something about
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  Speaker 2: the outside of a horse that is good for the
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  Speaker 2: inside of a man. Has anybody ever heard that quote? No,
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  Speaker 2: that is an actual quote. There is something about the
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  Speaker 2: outside of a horse that is good for the inside
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  Speaker 2: of a man. I don't know what that means, but
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  Speaker 2: there was something about the outside of this horse that
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  Speaker 2: made this man want to be inside of it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, for the record, he didn't have sex with the horse.
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  Speaker 1: I just told you all that.
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  Speaker 2: But his job was the cleaning stalls, and he would
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  Speaker 2: go into the cleaning stalls, and I told you this
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  Speaker 2: curity can recalled him touching the horse.
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  Speaker 1: Of genitals and rubbing the horse of genitals on his
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  Speaker 1: bare body.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, on, you know, it's just it's nasty. Now, let's
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  Speaker 2: talk about this for a second, y'all. This twenty one
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  Speaker 2: year old man ain't never seen a horse penis. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 2: a horse penis to some can be considered a thing
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  Speaker 2: of beauty. Most horse penises get to be about two
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  Speaker 2: feet long when they not a wreck, when you're just
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  Speaker 2: driving by and they just out there minding their business.
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  Speaker 2: They just out there swinging. When they get erect they
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  Speaker 2: can get about three or four times bigger. So we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about penises that are damned near eight feet long.
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  Speaker 2: That twenty one year old got the plan with all
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  Speaker 2: that horse meat and was like, man, this is better
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  Speaker 2: than call of duty.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've been playing with the wrong joysticks. Now.
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  Speaker 2: He's since been released with no bond under the supervision
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  Speaker 2: of pre trial Services. He must be supervised by an officer,
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  Speaker 2: and he must wear an ankle monitor. And they asked
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  Speaker 2: Kenneff why he did what he did to the horse.
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  Speaker 2: He replied because he wanted to be in a stable relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Boom that really happened.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. You don't got to believe me.
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  Speaker 2: We'll please give Kennef selling to the biggest he has.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even be liking to talk to you. They
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  Speaker 2: got just be in him making up stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I make that up. We're gonna play a game, play
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  Speaker 1: a game of what guess what race it is? Let
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  Speaker 1: me look at him first, he looked a little miscellaneous
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  Speaker 1: in the face. But what miscellaneous? Not michellanious? Micheline? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of words? Miche Play a game, Let's play a
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  Speaker 1: game of Yes, what rice is right? This is easy?
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  Speaker 2: White Arizona mother calls deputies. The report sons alleged bestiality
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  Speaker 2: on a horse.
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  Speaker 1: Dj envy, guess what white? Just hilarious? Arizona woman calls deputies.
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  Speaker 1: The report sons alleged reality on a horse. Just hilarious? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what ricious? Are there? Is there any reason? Y'all? Sound
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  Speaker 1: so sure? Hm? The case, the case can't have got
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  Speaker 1: a white case around both? Y'all? Absolutely correct, can completely.
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  Speaker 2: Some things are reserved for certain sectors of society, certain
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  Speaker 2: beast reality is absolutely one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, okay, all right, what's the miscellaneous face? Miscellaneous? You
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  Speaker 1: don't know her? I know her, I'm not missing you
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  Speaker 1: know miscellaneous? Right, Jess? You don't know miscellaneous?
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  Speaker 2: No, I know what the word means, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: know was the person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Miss Selanius. Horrible, It's horrible, just like the horse
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  Speaker 1: jerkes he did a minute ago. Just bad, just just horrible,
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  Speaker 1: just stupidest. Dad jokes I've heard, all right, well, thank
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