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Rekha Shankar Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
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  Speaker 1: But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: to me empty And I said, no guests, you're presences
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  Speaker 1: presents enough.
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  Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how.
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  Speaker 3: Did you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're
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  Speaker 4: in the studio, just kind of waiting for it to
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  Speaker 4: rain and clear the outdoor air, so God knows when
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: that will happen. I just I feel like I just
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  Speaker 4: need to get into something, something important right now. In
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  Speaker 4: the last couple of weeks, I've been shocked to hear
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  Speaker 4: people correcting other people for saying I could care less.
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  Speaker 4: And I think it's time to just give up. I
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  Speaker 4: understand this used to be me. It used to bother
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  Speaker 4: me slightly. I could care less, is incorrect or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: but the war has been lost. Stop correcting people. It's
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  Speaker 4: so annoying. It's not going to change anything. Put your
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  Speaker 4: energy towards a hobby or something. I don't care go
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  Speaker 4: mow the lawn. But we have to cut it out now.
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  Speaker 4: It's really starting to get on my nerves. And I
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  Speaker 4: thought we were past it, so the fact that I'm
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  Speaker 4: hearing this twice within a month's time. It's concerning, and
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  Speaker 4: we'll keep our eye on it. I'm keeping my eye
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  Speaker 4: on it, and I'm hoping for you to do better. Okay,
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: I feel like now that we're doing video, I should
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  Speaker 4: be talking down the barrel of the camera on Alyse.
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  Speaker 4: But that feels crazy too. But now I'm looking right
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  Speaker 4: at the camera, and now people are concerned about what's happening.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, on Alyse, how do you feel should
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  Speaker 4: I be constantly looking down the camera?
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  Speaker 5: I absolutely think you should. The more unsettling, the better.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to start every episode now just staring at
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  Speaker 4: the camera. That's a little treat for eventual video release.
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  Speaker 4: God knows when that'll happen. Maybe when the rain comes,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. We have to get into the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I love today's guest. It's Raka Shankar. Raka, welcome to
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  Speaker 4: I said no gifts.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me. Bridger Shunker, Schunker
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  Speaker 3: like Bunker and Wineger like China Ber.
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  Speaker 4: What else could I do? Dinah fur, I guess that's
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  Speaker 4: more for like if you were reading it and needed help,
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  Speaker 4: right like if you saw my name, and I could
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  Speaker 4: put in parentheses China bir.
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  Speaker 3: Yes and China bird. To me is is if I
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  Speaker 3: don't know your last name and I don't know any
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  Speaker 3: last name, babe, and you say wineger like China bird,
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  Speaker 3: I go, you just said two two different things. They
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  Speaker 3: sound the same, but I don't know what the second
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  Speaker 3: one is, so it doesn't help me.
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  Speaker 4: Right right, Exactly, we're I think last week we were
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  Speaker 4: talking about last names, and I was talking about I've
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  Speaker 4: like it's another thing where I've just kind of given up,
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  Speaker 4: like growing up with two names that most people just
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  Speaker 4: don't understand. I'm just like, Okay, I'll tell you, and
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  Speaker 4: then if you fuck it up, I don't have the energy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just so tired all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Do people give you little nicknames when prompted?
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  Speaker 4: Ooh not? Well what if I was telling people nicknames
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  Speaker 4: they could use. Yeah, yeah, Bridgie, Bridgie, I do get bridgie.
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  Speaker 4: People loved ones will call me that. That's cute, bridge
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  Speaker 4: b I think that's kind of as far as you
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  Speaker 4: can God, and that's when the name stops working.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you've kind of broken. The fundamentical fund.
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  Speaker 4: Is the Namesactly, we've lost the spirit of j Gerder.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have nicknames? Two people nobody?
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  Speaker 3: Uh uh no, My uh family calls me Raka, which
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  Speaker 3: is simply my name. Then even friends growing up, it's
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  Speaker 3: two syllables. There's not like much to milk, right. But
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  Speaker 3: randomly the people that give me nicknames were ohas people
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  Speaker 3: at like work or internships, they would call me Rakes.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I took a class and the teachers just started to
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  Speaker 3: call me Ray to two different teachers, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: it's so interesting that we're going that way.
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  Speaker 4: Rakes brings to mind a dark shed just full of Rakes.
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  Speaker 4: And Ray is in Bridge Territory.
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  Speaker 3: Ray is in Bread Terture. We've sort of we're too
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  Speaker 3: far from the prompt.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you can't guess what the full name is totally.
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  Speaker 4: It could be anything ray Lean, Ray.
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  Speaker 3: It could be ray Lean.
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  Speaker 4: Which would be a great name, which is so awesome.
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  Speaker 3: If you're Raylean, that's awesome and I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I would happily be a ray Lean.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god. It sounds like she deserves
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  Speaker 3: like an album.
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  Speaker 4: It also sounds like a bug killer or something you know, yes, sexticided.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like DDT in it. It's like really bad for
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  Speaker 3: your skin. It's ray lean.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you find near a pile of rakes and
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  Speaker 4: a dark shape. Yes, so it all kind of comes
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  Speaker 4: back to a dark shade.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? You know, I'm grateful to be safe.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you live?
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  Speaker 3: I live on the east side, so I'm not like
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  Speaker 3: in fire territory. But it's interesting, Like very well meaning
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  Speaker 3: people that don't live in LA they have one of
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  Speaker 3: two modes. They either don't check in and you're like okay,
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  Speaker 3: or they think I am the person on fire right,
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  Speaker 3: and yes, they're totally valid. There's a lot of destruction
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  Speaker 3: that has happened that makes total sense. But it is
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  Speaker 3: simply interesting, the two flavors of no text and like.
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  Speaker 4: Frequent repeated just having to constantly remind them, no, I'm
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  Speaker 4: still in between the fires.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, were you okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm in Highland Park. So it was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it got a little spooky, but uh, and I left.
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  Speaker 4: I fortunately have some friends who live in Palm Springs
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  Speaker 4: a lot of the time, so I got to just
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  Speaker 4: go stay there. But besides, the power bang out for
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  Speaker 4: a while and the air looking like the end of
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  Speaker 4: the world, and the ash in the yard and the
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  Speaker 4: debris in the yard. Beyond all of.
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  Speaker 3: That, the invisible stuff we're breathing currently.
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  Speaker 4: Totally. I was, Okay, did.
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  Speaker 3: You grow up with like I have friends who are
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  Speaker 3: from the Bay or from la and grew up with
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  Speaker 3: like fire preparedness and stuff, just like people like who
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  Speaker 3: are in Tornado Country. Kind of you grew up with
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  Speaker 3: anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: So I grew up in Utah where the major fear,
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  Speaker 4: the major fear is earthquakes. Yes, but growing up Mormon,
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  Speaker 4: Mormons also are trying to always be prepared for the
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  Speaker 4: end of the world. So you kind of you, yes,
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  Speaker 4: except you would think so. You would think so. But
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  Speaker 4: this is where I kind of parted ways outside of
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  Speaker 4: you know, the Mormon Church and I parted ways and
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  Speaker 4: a few on a few.
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  Speaker 3: Different earthquake preparedness.
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  Speaker 4: I like that they had food in their basements. I
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  Speaker 4: didn't like that they had canned goods. This is a moral.
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  Speaker 3: I feel.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to get out of this. I can't be
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  Speaker 4: around bags of rice and canned beans, too many bottles
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  Speaker 4: of water. I actually appreciate that about them, But I,
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  Speaker 4: as someone who's not prepared for just daily life. How
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  Speaker 4: in the world would I be prepared for future catastrophes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you're an iced coffee drinker. I can't
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  Speaker 3: just say hello at the another the world. That's just water.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be able to Yes, you can't ice this.
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  Speaker 4: I did recently buy one what is that a palette?
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  Speaker 4: A box a thing of bottled water that I've slid
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  Speaker 4: under the bed. Uh. And then I have a battery
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  Speaker 4: or a flashlight without batteries.
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  Speaker 3: Great, you'll find those later, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: I'll find those in the middle of all in the wreckage,
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  Speaker 4: just going through my junk drawering.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to go down. You're a best buie. It's fine,
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  Speaker 3: you can buy batteries.
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  Speaker 4: I can lout a best buy. This is when looting
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  Speaker 4: comes in hand. Yeah, you've got to get your triple
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  Speaker 4: as Uh. Yeah. So in theory I could be prepared,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not. I should be. And then so when I
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  Speaker 4: am found underneath a pile of you know, burning rubble,
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  Speaker 4: people will be like, well, he knew better, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: he kind of had it coming. Cute. Okay, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: think that's cute. Like I think at a funeral to
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  Speaker 4: hear someone say he kind of had it coming. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I think people appreciate that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's definitely there's like I love that funeral package
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  Speaker 3: for like the guys who deserve it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, they pick out all of their least flattering
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  Speaker 4: photos to blow up into huge things. Yeah. I think
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  Speaker 4: that ultimately, at a funeral, you want people just kind
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  Speaker 4: of laying it all out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Where else are they going to do it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not going to say it to your face
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  Speaker 4: that you repair yourself or be a better person. No,
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  Speaker 4: you wait till they're dead. Yes, and then you say
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  Speaker 4: these are the things I would have changed. Yes, And
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  Speaker 4: people like to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: I have notes I've gotten.
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  Speaker 4: Did you grow up on the East Coast?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm from Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so yours was Hurricane ish.
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  Speaker 3: Here's what's crazy. I was like, because I was talking
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  Speaker 3: to my friend who's from the Bay Area, and she
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  Speaker 3: did like quick preparedness I think, uh like fire preparedness,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't think I'm prepared for anything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you guys are. We kind of just kind
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  Speaker 4: of the best place to be.
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  Speaker 3: It's little of this kind of the most place to be.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the East Coast just has different weather throughout
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  Speaker 3: the year. But no, we have extreme weather, of course,
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  Speaker 3: but it's perhaps it's just strange we don't teach our
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  Speaker 3: children to be prepared with it for it, like we
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  Speaker 3: we're I got a lot of school lockdown drills.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's always a fun one.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of a natural disaster in itself.
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  Speaker 4: Sure you just count people, but yeah, no, Like.
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  Speaker 3: We've had hurricanes during the time I was in Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 3: and extreme snow and stuff, but never like, uh, here's
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  Speaker 3: what you do. And maybe that's just my privilege speaking
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  Speaker 3: that I didn't have to think too hard. So yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm pretty boned.
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  Speaker 4: Did you ever experience, I mean an earthquake?
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  Speaker 3: Not in Philadelphia? When I lived in New York, there
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  Speaker 3: was like a tiny baby one that I'm sure anyone
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  Speaker 3: that was in New York, And like, what was what
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  Speaker 3: year is it? It was like two thousand and twelve or
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  Speaker 3: something where I was bringing a night job. So I
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  Speaker 3: remember this because I was sleeping during the day, okay,
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  Speaker 3: And it happened at like ten in the morning or something,
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  Speaker 3: and I woke up in my apartment building, which was
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  Speaker 3: like kind of a crappy building. Was just I just
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  Speaker 3: felt a little wobble and I'd never felt an earthquake before.
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  Speaker 3: But what I literally thought, because I found that apartment
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  Speaker 3: for me and my friends, I was like, I picked
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  Speaker 3: a shitty apartment. It's wobbling in the wind. Damn, I'm
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  Speaker 3: so stupid about I pick a wobbley apartment. Of course,
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  Speaker 3: of course it's my fault, of course.
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  Speaker 4: So that was as far as the fear went. Was
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  Speaker 4: just a self.
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  Speaker 3: Hatred yes, and so on the East Coast they preprairie
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  Speaker 3: for that. I knew what to do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, everybody's really built to kind of just
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  Speaker 4: blaming themselves immediately.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, other than that, I had not experienced an
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  Speaker 3: earthquake on these coats.
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  Speaker 4: Have you felt one out here?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, now it's it's cuckoo. I still was like,
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  Speaker 3: very not accustomed to it when it happened, right, because
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  Speaker 3: it's so bizarre. It feels like a truck going by.
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  Speaker 3: But then you're like, hold on, there's too much happening
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  Speaker 3: with this truck. It's like truck after truck after truck.
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  Speaker 3: What's my god? Uh, parade, it's a truck parade.
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  Speaker 4: Favorite type of parade. I love a truck. You get
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  Speaker 4: all those trucks in a row.
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  Speaker 3: It's gorgeous. I hope to be the queen.
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  Speaker 4: The queen of the truck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Uh no. That's the thing with earthquakes here where, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: when I'm experiencing one, now, I'm like, I try to
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  Speaker 4: remain calm. But I think that might be bad as well,
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  Speaker 4: because what if it's the one and I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 4: it's just another it's a truck parade, and then suddenly
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  Speaker 4: things get worse and worse, and now I'm again buried
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  Speaker 4: and people are saying, he had it coming, he.
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  Speaker 3: Had it coming.
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  Speaker 4: That's my I don't know how. I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: to fine tune myself emotionally for an earthquake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a good point, Like you have to
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  Speaker 3: be calm, but you still have to be paranoid, like
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  Speaker 3: it is the one right, right. You can't just be
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  Speaker 3: like who cares? Kick back, right, turn on all your
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  Speaker 3: electronics and whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Put all of your finest glass on the edge of
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  Speaker 4: a canching. Yeah, I guess. Uh, there's just no winning
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  Speaker 4: with an earthquake. And where so I guess. But what
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  Speaker 4: we have determined is that Philly is the safest place.
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  Speaker 3: Philavia might be among the safest places to be.
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  Speaker 4: I mean maybe Boise, Idaho. Where does that catch on fire?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on in Boise? That is a good question
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  Speaker 3: because it's kind of west, But does it right?
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  Speaker 4: It's not fully West coast, Yeah, it's not. It's not
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  Speaker 4: really the mountainous part of the West. Yeah, it's its
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  Speaker 4: own little thing. And I think that's it's kind of
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  Speaker 4: like a drip of Canada. I think it's like kind
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  Speaker 4: of that energy of Canadian calm.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a Yeah, I don't I like it being
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  Speaker 3: a drip it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And Montana similarly, although Montana, I feel like, is
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  Speaker 4: so big that something's got to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Mountain's gotta fall down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, things are gonna happen when you have a state
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  Speaker 4: of that.
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  Speaker 3: Something bison roll down a hill and squash you or something.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, of course one runs off a cliff on
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  Speaker 4: to you. Yes, this kind of thing. But I guess fire,
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  Speaker 4: fire is coming for all of us. Let's be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Fire is the universal equalizer. It can happen anywhere and
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  Speaker 3: do anything at once.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you get a little bit of that. Wind. Wind
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  Speaker 4: is the worst element, and no one's on board for.
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  Speaker 3: Who knew. We think wind, We think breeze if we're lucky,
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  Speaker 3: and then the Santa Annas come and it's just like no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: off awful.
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  Speaker 4: Outside of breeze, wind is a waste. It just intensifies
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  Speaker 4: whatever's happening around you. It's noisy, you know, blows things around.
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  Speaker 3: The elements the earth. Wait, fire, wind, water, earth, go ahead,
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  Speaker 3: or I would okay, are any earth?
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  Speaker 4: Wind and fire?
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  Speaker 3: Earth wind and fire? Are any of those good? In excess?
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  Speaker 3: I think earth is good in does earth access mean earthquake?
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  Speaker 4: Right? That's I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Consider too much earth to be the cause of an
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  Speaker 3: earth right.
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  Speaker 4: It's more of like, well, I guess it is that
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  Speaker 4: there are crowding each outing. It's like crouting each other.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it is a wisdom teeth situation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have to remove a couple parts
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  Speaker 3: of the earth so they stop.
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  Speaker 4: We got to get a dentist in there to just
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  Speaker 4: jerk those things out. Have you had your wisdom teeth
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  Speaker 4: removed very recently? Recently? Yes, when.
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  Speaker 3: It was not last Thanksgiving but the thanks Giving before?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, were you back home? No?
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  Speaker 3: What happened was so I'm I'm a very good student
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to going to the dentist. I'm going
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  Speaker 3: every time I'm supposed to, I have Dentisty's dentistry is
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  Speaker 3: also a little bit crazy because I have friends that
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  Speaker 3: just genetically have bad teeth and they do so much
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  Speaker 3: to take care of them, and then they get shipped
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  Speaker 3: from their dentist, and I just my geens have totally like,
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  Speaker 3: my teeth are fine, and so I don't get chipped
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  Speaker 3: for my dentists, and so my dentist visits are pretty easy.
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  Speaker 3: But I have been a little diligent checker and like,
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  Speaker 3: should I get my wizard teeth out? And they're I
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  Speaker 3: was like, no, you're fine. I was like, okay, Wow,
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  Speaker 3: she's blessed.
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  Speaker 4: She's perfect. Yeah, And room for everyone.
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  Speaker 3: There's a room for everybody in there, hop on it.
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  Speaker 3: There's plenty of room. Of the word of my weird.
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  Speaker 3: I'll have as many teeth as you can allow. But
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, all of a sudden, in my
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  Speaker 3: mid thirties, I had I had toothpain one day. Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: and I went what and they went, you need invisil
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  Speaker 3: line and I went, okay, interesting, I did it. I
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  Speaker 3: was very good about it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you really are on top of it doing the homework.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing my homework, did the Invizil line, and then
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  Speaker 3: they went by the way you need your wisdom teeth
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  Speaker 3: up and I was like, wait.
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  Speaker 4: Why simultaneously after after music so they could thought have
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  Speaker 4: been happening before because now I had I straightened four
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  Speaker 4: extra teeth.
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  Speaker 3: That you're now just taking out. I did all this
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: work and now you're removing them. They were like, yeah,
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: it's just gonna be harder for you to clean those
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: teeth as you get older. I'm like, but I asked
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: about this a million times that everybody was like no.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: So this happened two years ago and it was at
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: a thing. It was the day before Thanksgiving. I was
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: flying out that day to Philadelphia. Oh, and they were like, yeah,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: you only need your wisdom teeth that. It's like, is
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: this something you can do now? I'm so psyched. I
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: just want to get things over it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is a big thing to just
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: suddenly do.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, can you just do this now? And
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: they're like, uh, yeah, we'll do one side of your
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: mouth and then the other side will be functional. Still,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: it is like awesome, absolutely insanely flippant way to decide
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: to do this I was going on a flight in
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: three hours, and I was like, am I okay to
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: be on a plane, And like, yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Did they knock you out?
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: No?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: WHOA, So you've really just went for it?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: He did local?
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Am I insane digging out?
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: That is a full excavation. Heard it? Oh? What is
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: the noise?
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: It is like, Oh, it's like if you took two
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: pieces of a burlap sack and just rip the seam.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: It's just such an intense rip noise. And I was like,
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: why did I have to hear that? And you might
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: be saying, Raco, why didn't you ask to be knocked out.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not the dentist. I don't know. I'm trusting whatever
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: they're doing. They said I only needed low. I asked
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: for local.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: They said they could rip out two of my teeth
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: in a day and then I could go on a plane.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: They said I could drive home. What so I pat
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: all this gauze in my mouth. I drove fully, drove home,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: went home. My roommate starts talking to me and I
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: was like, I got my woodom teeth. I was like,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: did you just drive home? I was like, I was like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: shouldn't you be like, yeah. I was like, went home,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: met my partner's parents for the first time the next day, perfectly.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: It was incredible. I was like, hi, I can only
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: chew out of one side of my mouth. Whatever. I
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: did not realize how crazy of a decision that was.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: What was the recovery time for that?
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Like, what do we mean by recovery? Because like, because
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: because you you there's stuff going on there for so long.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I felt like I could properly eat after like a
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: month or something, but but I could still like I
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: could still eat. I just had to kind of like
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: care for the game. Yeah, and then I got the
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: other two removed like a month after or something. Okay,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: very weird.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Was there any talk of like the dry socket this
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: kind of thing.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Everybody was talking about dry socket?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Pyful love it. It's a it's a topic that people
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: love to get into.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, I will do anything not to get
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: dry socket. Of course, literally do anything. I was so
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: paranoid writing dry socket.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I don't quite know what that even means.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I think it is when it does not clot properly,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: so it can't heal. So like if you brushed you
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: rigorously or you're like doing nug up and you're like
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: sucking the clot out. You're just an exposing nerve. And
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I would name that dry socket
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: if I had.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: It's very ready.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: It seems internally wet.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: The problem is fluid wetness.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: So think about it. I think about a name change.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Dry socket. You're picturing a little hole, tumbleweeds blowing through
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: it or something.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I'm picturing kind of the Southwest.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: It's like gorgeous desert.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: It's so beautiful. We're in not Sonoma, Sedona. We're in Sedona.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: You've got to see the sunsets in this dry socket.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Beautiful. I go on vacation in a dry socket. It's
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: just more quiet there, just so in the cost of livings.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: The architecture all beautiful. If you love mid century, get
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: into a dry socket. Wow. So I didn't. Yeah, I
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: didn't realize it was a wet situation.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I think that's what it is. Literally, nobody cracked me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: But dentists turn off the podcast.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Now your primary demo is dentists.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: It's almost entirely dentists. We can't get them off, you know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to just tell dentists stay away from the podcast.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: They're hooked.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: They don't eat sugar, so then they get hooked on this.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: They get hooked on this. You've got to fill in
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: that that place in your life somehow. So the dentists
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: are coming for me, the orthodontists, the hygienists. I just
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: was dentist earlier this week and hygena said, was it
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: this week or was it last Friday? That's obviously very
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: an important detail.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: No, I like it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: The hygienas said to me, things have gotten so crazy
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: since they caught Diddy. It's like, I don't know how
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: to did they in this conversation.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: In society or in their office.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: It's a operation.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you. Our lead dentist is the one
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: who caught him.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: You get that lead vest on somebody and they cannot
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: get away.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: That's so weird. Interesting, And to bring up like such
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: a horrible subject matter while they're in your mouth also
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: like gives them carte blanche and be like, here are
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: my thoughts on Didty and why he's innocent?
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: You know, I think that that must be part of
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: the appeal of becoming a dentist or hygienas, of being
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: like you have the most captive audience. They have to
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: agree with anything you say, yes, and they can't really
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: add or are ar you with because essentially all you
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: can say is.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Uhhh, you're kind of like their robot boyfriend or something
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: like Lars and the real Girl. They're just like God,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: no one understands on my art.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was I mean, it was kind of
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: a things have been crazy. I don't know that it
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: was because Ditty got caught.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know if Yeah, that's my thing, but Philip
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: started earlier.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: I assume things for Diddy have gotten crazy since he
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: and maybe that's.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: What they met. They're like, oh for Diddy.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, and you know, I'm not getting invited to
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: the parties anymore.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all my white clothes are totally waists.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: All of this bleach I just have to throw out,
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: uh no, dentistry, dry sockets. I don't know. These are
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: things I don't want to talk about anymore because there's
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: something else I need to talk to you about. Yeah, Rica,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I was really excited to have you here today. Yeah,
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: we met recently. You told me you had been in
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: my house, yes, which is an interesting thing to find out.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: But and you weren't there.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I was I was not there. You were there with
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: our friend Patrick McDonald.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I was, and we were using your oven in your kitchen.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Right, just baking away.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: It was really nice.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: What were you baking?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: We mean talk to cookies okay, and a berry crumble. Oh,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: it was really you were sort of berries. I think
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: it was blackberries.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have been there.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I should have been. It would have been.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Great, but you weren't. So alas and we I think
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: we played your piano.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: Oh of course, I got to get on the piano.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Do you play the piano? No, no, no, okay, that's
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: the best way to play the piano. Just bang on it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I am away. Uh, and now I'm distracting myself from
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: the more important topic at hand. The podcast is called
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: I said no gift.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yes I saw that.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, so so you did see it. And then you
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: just blatantly said I'm going to bring a gift to
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: this podcast. Yes, I don't care.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, I just it. The studio is a
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: little hideous, to be honest.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: It's disgusting.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: And so it felt like one of those It felt
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: like a cry for help, to be honest, like when
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: your friend is like, no, no, I'm Okay, guys like
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: you don't need to come over, and you're like, I'm
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: coming over. I can tell you've been drinking, you have
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: a problem, and we've all noticed. That's sort of what
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: it felt like.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, sure, I was like, fair, fair.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think this is real.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: I have to take a bath anytime I leave the studio. Yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: just covered in scum.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: It's not good in here.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: It's all fluorescent lighting. Yeah, it's just kind of a
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: tile floor. Yeah, slime everywhere you're just you're touching the table,
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: there's dirt, visible dirt all over. Writing your name.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: R ass plus initials of your choice in a heart
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: anywhere on this table.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: So you thought you'd bring a little something for that reason? Okay, Yeah,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: that's yeah, totally fair.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Should I open it here on the podcast?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I think I think open it on the podcast, just
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: so there's two items in there. One is for you
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: and one is for me.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: It's in this little bag, the cutest little bag. Yeah,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: he's got a little snowman on it.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Happy.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: This was a I think this is a winter bag.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: You can go into January. I think you can go
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: into late February.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm gonna milk, whatever I can out of this bag.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna start using it October thirty first, and I'm
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: gonna stop using it February thirteen, March fifteenth. You know
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: when the salsice comes, I stop using this bag.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: When they close the ski resorts. That's when you know.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Time to bring out your springtime bag.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my big flower bag with flower, a big flower
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to reach in here. Yeah, I got
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: some tissue.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I feel like we're having a tissue renaissance on this podcast.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: A lot of guests didn't bring tissue for a while.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Now they're back. We're getting a crunch, we're getting a swish.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I think it's nice because for three extra seconds, you
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: don't know what the gift is.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: And for that adds to the suspense.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: The violins are like amping up, yeah, screeching. Yeah, you
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: know something's wrong.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It's like slow mo.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, does it matter which order I take these outings?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: No, I'll just tell you which ones which.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, I could tell it feels like there's more than
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: two things.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Well, one of them has a head that comes off.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, what I'm doing right now feels like that Halloween
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: game where you reach into a thing and it's spaghetti
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, it's brains. Yes, but that's not
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: what this is. Okay, I'm bringing out the first thing.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, So that's the bottom part of my gift. This
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: is for me because I wanted a little fun here too.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: This is okay, So what i'll describe, what I'm saying
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: right now is a cow's body with what i'll say, hue,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: gorgeous utter, and then inside there's no head. It's as
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: of right now, decapitated. And inside the head there's the
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: tiniest ice cream cone, just the cutest little ice cream cone.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to reach it and try to find
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: the head of the cow.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, so that, yeah, that goes on top. The head
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: goes on top. The head goes on top, so that
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: you don't for three extra seconds you don't know that
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: there's an ice cream cone inside the cow's head.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Look how happy the cow is.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Unbelievable, how happy she's so cute.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: It's such a cutey. What what is this object?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: My friends got this for me at a state sale. Okay,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: somebody passed on and left this behind as part of
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: their estate. And now it is part of my estate
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: and I brought it to just again up this space.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I felt like eyes the guests should have something that
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: reference and represents me here.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you suppose? Like the the reason is
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: for this to exist because it seems like you would
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: take this like if it were a larger object, you
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: would take the head off and put something in here totally.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: But you can't because there's a small ice cream cone.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: There is an ice cream cone in there. This would
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think this would even hold a nickel.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: I think you are correct.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I think possibly a dime.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: That's very generous of you. I think the absolute most
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: it could hold is two beads. I think if you
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: are looking to store two beads that fell off of
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: a shirt, you could put it inside of.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: This two those are large beads though, pine picture those
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: are the tiny beads, And I would say this is
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: a forty bead cow if you had those tiny ones.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: If you haven't like gorgeous embroidery.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Yes or something embroidery beads.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in Sedona. In your your dry socket, you
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: could probably store forty beads in there.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: What a way to retire? Oh, it's just doing your
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: bead work in a dry socket.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Oh so beautifu fall this time of year.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: But yeah, the larger beads, you know, more like the
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Friendship bracelet beads.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a two beat. I think it's a
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: two bead cow. But there is a small ice cream can.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Outside of that. It's more of a like an art piece.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I suppose.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: What's interesting is I believe I remember googling this after
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I received it, and I think there's like a line
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: of these where it is an animal where you open
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: its head and there's an item inside. I think my
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: friend scored me the best one. I think cow with
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: the ice cream is the best combination.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Oh interesting, do you remember any others?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna probably be truly making these up. I think
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: there was like a dog with a bone, okay, like
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: a cat with yarn, and I remember thinking too obviously.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, real a to be, really really a to be.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Take me from a to Q, go cow, make milk, milk,
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: become cream cream, Get sweetened, sweetened cream, get turned turned,
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: get scooped onto and ice cream crown cow with ice
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: cream cone.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, the chicken should have bare minimum a chicken.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Nugget horrifying, Uh so scary?
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Or how about a pen with a feather on it?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: That's a will, Yes, a quill with the declaration of independence.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Just do declaration of independence. Now it's a Dan Brown novel.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Figure it out? Why is it there?
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Tom Hanks is on the case a chicken. Why did
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: the Catholic Church care so much about this chicken? So?
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Do you remember, like what time period were these popular?
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Was this a trendy thing? Is this a beanie baby
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: of like the late eighties? Is this because it looks
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, design wise, I think it's very like fun.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: It feels almost modern.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: It feels you know, that's such a good question. There's
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: a realism to it that doesn't say modern to me.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Like the cow has a spine. If you look on
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: the ball, no you like that.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I'm going to look, but I'm not going to be comfortable.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh what this cow? This cow has values, She
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: has a spine, she has a backbone.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: She speaks up for what she wants and what she wants.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: This cow is from nineteen sixty three.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: The spine was the most absolutely unnecessary part of this thing.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: It's so gross. It reminds me of for whatever reason,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: the alien in the movie Alien. There's a real sci
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: fi element to this disgusting spine.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, and to me that feels of the seventies or
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: the eighties then. And I also love that she kind
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: of has cute bangs, which is now but is also retro.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: I guess the muted colors put it in a timeless
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: category that I couldn't really say when or where this came.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: From, because now it's all like trendy to make stuff
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: look old. This does look old, perhaps naturally.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Right, my best guess. If I'm antique road showing this
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: baby ninety three, I think this is I.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Thought you meant dollars at first.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: What now, as far as worth goes, this is probably
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: you're probably gonna look at forty to fifty thousand dollars um.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: That's just that's if you put it on auction, you're
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: going to see some different numbers. So you get some
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: cow freaks in there and let them go wild.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, let them go cow wild. Okay.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: But I think nineteen ninety three makes sense to me
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: for this object. Yeah, and we'll post some pictures of this,
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: and the listeners can be wrong because I've already I
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: think I'm right. I know I'm right. This is nineteen
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: ninety three. It's worth fifty thousand dollars.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's cream strawberry. By the way, my gas
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: turner towards.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Me, okay, turning towards you. I can show you the
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: ice cream cone again.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to look at it. Oh delicious, And
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: it's actually like froio.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: It's like it's a real soft serve soft serve situation.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say, like nineteen eighty seven.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Wow. Interesting. Oh yeah, I don't know. Interesting.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: It's just giving me nineteen eighty seven.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I guess if we were if we knew if that
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: was soft serve or froyo, that would realy tipical scout.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah if that if that cone had a tiny
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: sixteen handles label, I'd be like, okay, this is recent dah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: If thats a tcby, I'm like, okay, nineties, low fives
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: kind of whatever. I wish it had a label.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: It doesn't. It has no label. It was made in China.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: We know that much. It has a little sticker at
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: the bottom.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Now, let me ask you. This is something that's been
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: on my mind for the last few years sixteen handles?
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Is that a pun on sixteen candles?
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: So Briga, I don't know if you know this about me.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I used to be a competitive punter, and that is true.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I did not know this.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: So stuff like this kind of bugs me because you
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: can't just say a word that sounds like a word
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: and be like, well, that's a pun.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: I can't be like, this is a water throttle. That's
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: not a pun, that's just rhyme.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, right, I mean, you've gotta have some logic there. Yes, Now,
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: actually I would argue for like a box or bottle
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: of water, calling it a water throttle kind of is
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: a decent pond because you throttle the water.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, that actually rocked sixteen handles competing You might need
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: to compete in sixteen handles. I think the idea is
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: it's a playoff sixteen camp okay, because they have handles
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: where you can self serve.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Right, But.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: The movie or a birthday cake doesn't have any tie
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: in to the ice cream, so you.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know in the movie, does anyone eat a
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: soft serve or frozen yogurt?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: I think famously no, Okay, they think a famously ice
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: free movie.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: So then why because this is the sort of thing
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: where you're like you kind of have to get there
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: for yourself, where you're like, I like, I guess that's
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: why this is called sixteen handles.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: The only way they can get away with this is
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: if part of their thing, like like basking Robbins whole thing,
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: for whatever reason it is having thirty one flavors. If
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: they have sixteen flavors at all times, which if they do,
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: don't tell me. If they have sixteen flavors at all times,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I can kind of get behind it, like, okay, sixteen handles, Okay,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: we're still not relating to the movie at all, but
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: at least there's like an inherent reason the number sixteen
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: is there, right, and that you're doing a playoff of
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: the second word if they have. I've been to some
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: sixteen handles. I'm seeing like six flavors sometimes.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Of course, there's no way they've always got sixteen, And
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: you're really limiting yourself. What if you think of a
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: seventeenth flavor? You morons?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: You crack the code overnight, you wake up in a
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: fright three am, and you go.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Pineapple, pineapple?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Frick?
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Where do you have et vanilla.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: We have the there's always more than one vanilla.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: By the way, the French vanilla that he should go
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: in every country fora except America.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: The most vanilla country of all. Okay, So but my
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: argument here is, Okay, let's say it's sixteen handles. Yeah,
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: they have sixteen handles in there. The pun does not
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: work no matter what, because it has no tie into
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: any concept in the universe. So then let's assume they're
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: innocently just calling it sixteen handles because they had sixteen
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: handles no other reason. Then it's just irresponsible business naming
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: because it does sound like a pun.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: You have to google.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: It makes no sense to me whatsoever.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: It's it's alarming.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Alarming at best yea at best, devastating at worst at best.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Yes everything at.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's pretty troubling that puns people are trying
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: to make.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like there's a few other businesses like
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: that where I'm like, this is a stretch and I yes,
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: just what are you doing?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a sandwich spot I really liked in
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: New York called tie Me Up. Oh Ai.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Ti Food. Okay, I will say for Thai restaurants, Thai
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: restaurants can get very irresponsible.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff happening with that word. And
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't get it at first because I wasn't a
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: competitive bunter yet. But I went to time me up.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: And I remember the first time I told someone, Oh
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: my god, I had this great sandwich of time. I like, sorry,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: what the hell's the restaurant new? And I think because
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: they thought I meant t I E And I was like, oh,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I guess it is interesting because tie me up is
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: sort of either a very like sexual request and a
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: sort of spooky one, and it's interesting to want to
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: kind of portmanteau your way into that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: It's like calling a restaurant throw me in the trunk, something.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Like that bury me out back and it's a berry
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: There was like blueberries and raspberries.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Shallow grape. No, there are tie me up though. I
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: can almost start to argue for because you do want
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: to be tied up with typhoon.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: You know, there's a whimsy to it that I think
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: immediately didn't make me question it until I said it
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: out loud.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, there's one that when I drive through Glendale
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: or Burbank, it's a Thai restaurant. I wish I could
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: remember what the pun is because it does simply does
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: not work, and I want to go in there and
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: be like, I'm happy to consult on this. I might
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: even start to kicks to get a new sign out
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: for because what you're doing is hurting you.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I was actually just thinking about Thai food recently. Why
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: don't we have more fast casual thie?
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's here's we all need to be eating more
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Thai food. It's so good, it's so unbelievable. My favorite
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: foods on Earth are like Taiwanese, Indian, and Thai. We
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: all need to be eating more of us food. Absolutely,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: that we have more of these restaurants and that they
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: can all be good and they can all be fast casual.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: To Michelin, this is your call to action. Eat more
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: of these three foods that I could be happy.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: I do feel like Thaie and Indian are the two
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: foods where I have to be ready for a restaurant experience.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: There's not fast casual options that I want for a
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: quick meal.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: There's a place called Pulsi Kitchen in downtown LA that
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: is fast casual Indian.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, not bad, not bad, which is basically what you
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: want for.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Exactly, which is totally fine. If you're like downtown and
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: want a quick lunch, you'll be totally happy.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: And I feel like, at least within Los Angeles Taiwanese
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: we've got Joy and and it's not it's not that
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: casual you're getting on the reservation unless you're going to
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: the gallery, you're going to the mall. But for if
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: you want to go to Pine and Crane or Joy,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: kind of the ultimate fast casual experience. And I love
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: it so good. But Thai food, everything about it to
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: me screams, this could be you can the curry is
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: going to be simmering no matter what. It's ready to go.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: This podcast is about ty food, right.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind. I used to work at a tai restaurant. Really, yes,
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I worked at Simply Tie in Sandy, Utah. They used
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: uh they recently switched ownership, so I can't speak to
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: the quality anymore. But it used to be very good,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: and I ate. I mean I think back now on
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: the like truly like gallons of curry I would eat.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know why the work my body was putting in,
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: UNBELI it's incredible superhuman. I would truly like thirty ounces
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: of yellow curry and rice I'm eating for one meal.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I think that's awesome. I the best typehood I've ever had,
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: because this is a typepood podcast was I think, yes,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: I believe it's called it's called like Lotus of Siam
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas, Okay, and I knowally nothing really.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Oh it's so good. Believe I'm not a Las Vegas person,
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: but I would go there for that typhoon.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I would absolutely go there. I am not tied. I
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: am also clinically stupid, but this food was so.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: It is fantastic and super affordable, so good, so affordable.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Everything about it just now I feel like I have
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: to go to Las Vegas, so I don't like to
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: hear that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: And there's a place called I think it's Chef Kenny's
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Vegetarian dim Sum. I loved it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Maybe I just like go to eat, avoid the strip
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: and eat at these.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Eat and like kind of you can do some Formula
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: one racing or whatever.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe Las Vegas has some fast casual tie that
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas reach outa Las Vegas hive active in.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Oka.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna I'm gonna get in here.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: I'm get in here. Oh I should have guessed about
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: this far out of the bag. I knew that I
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: was holding. It's the Eiffel Tower, speaking of Las Vegas. Yes,
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: like kind of the original home of the Eiffel Tower. Yes, wow,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: I have two gorgeous little decorations.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: And again the cow is min the cow is yours, which.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not thrilled to hear. Yeah, yeah, but ultimately you
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: need to take this home and put it on your
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: mantle exactly, or put it uh in the kitchen next
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: to your cookie jar, something like this. I meanwhile, have
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: something that could double as a weapon, easily blind someone.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: So I thought you could use a little class in here.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Just give in to a Nam kennesseeing.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Again, the windows are broken.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: It's just it's pretty speaky. And what is more classy
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: than the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas?
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: We love? What is that? Is it the Parisian or
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: is it the Paris?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: It simply couldn't be called the Paris, right, the Paris
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas. It is Paris, Las Vegas, Paris, Las Vegas,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Such a sad thing to hear.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: It's so confusing, it's like an AI generated name.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Paris Las Vegas. Yeah, I have never heard that. I've
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: been to this place, yeah multiple times. Yeah, never thought, oh,
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I'm in the Paris Las Vegas.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I thought it was a little classier than that. Now
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking worse of it. Okay, Well, this casino is
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: not as classy as I thought it would be. Yeah,
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: have you been to either Paris Las Vegas or Paris, France.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I've been to Paris, France, Okay, and I was little.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: It was a family trip and it was very pretty.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: I maybe didn't understand the art because I was eleven,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: but it was very pretty. I think French food, except
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: for the desserts that sucks.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: It's a hard thing for me to get on board
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: with because it is all and French people reach out.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I do like a well made French sandwich and I
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: love a cheese, but like, I can't really conceive of
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: like a French meal. I would really haven't.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: They haven't made them. They haven't cracked that recipe to
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: make a meal.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Actually, French food famously everyone hates and it's trash.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Listen, unless you consider bread and cheese and meal, which
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: if you're European maybe.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: French don't have I don't like I'm also vegetarians. I
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: got a huge bias buttered beef, plain carrots or whatever.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: It's a very just a butter forward food and butter rocks.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: But eventually it's like I want a little spice here
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: or something. Let's let's throw some sort of literally any spice,
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: and like.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Can I have a little fiber? Can I have something else?
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Something to get the bm's movement. I don't want buttered.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Beef, buttered cheese.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it constipated all around in France.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: This is not making me question when I was in Paris.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Not to brag as an adult, not to brag, I
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: don't remember having any bad food experiences, but I yeah,
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: I don't remember having any that like really blew my
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: mind either.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Listen, you said it. It sucks. The food is gross, Uh,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: French technique whatever? Who cares? Except for patisserie pat.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Your child drive off a cliff?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Who cares? Okay? Literally who cares? There? There? You will
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: go to a front restaurant and they will charge you
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: eighty five dollars for a bagap really technical, incredible.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: You will go to a Chinese restaurant where someone is
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: pulling noodles in front of you, making chili oil in
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: front of you, and they're like two dollars and You're like, wow,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: this is unbelievable. The christ disparity is crazy.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: It's wild. I mean, especially within the United States. If
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: you're going to a French restaurant, my night is ruined.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I know, my night is ruined because it's going to
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: be so expensive and it is going to be buttered chicken,
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: which again great, it's a very simple thing, but I
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: want a little bit more flair. I need a little
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: bit and not just in the making of but in
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: the tasting of. Yes. Yes, French people are so mad
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: right now, they're so proud.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Of they're lip pissed.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: And French people again reach out by The one thing
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I can remember about the Eiffel Tower, which was absolutely
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: the opposite of class. When I was there, was right
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: beside it an absolute rat farm. The amount of rats
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I saw in the square footage, I mean it was
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: the absolute Manhattan Tokyo of rats. They were on top
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: of each other. Wow.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: See, Okay, I find this interesting for many reasons. One
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I can't remember is the Eiffel Tower. One of those
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: tourist attractions. That's actually is it like in a nice
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: area or is it in a kind of like more
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: dirty area or.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Something good question. Paris is hard to tell me what
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I do. As a dumb American, I'm like, oh, this
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: is all so outstanding and beautiful. Yeah, at the time
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: it was night, so maybe some of the dinginess was gone.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: But what I remember is the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, the
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: river somewhere nearby, I think at a crepe place that
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: was putting too much nutella on things. I'm not a
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: nutella person.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, rider that psycho. There's no such thing as a hotel.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: But continue. The French only have deserve to get into this. Yeah,
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to get you.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: And then truly, I would estimate four to five thousand rats.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's so fascinating because like, okay, another hierarchy thing.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: We always associate Paris with sophistication and blah blah blah blahs,
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: like every major city has rats, so shut off, Paris
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: has rats. The third thing that is interesting is.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Ratit doing right French? Okay, he's making the disgusting ratitude
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: food that No, it looks totally unappealing.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: What do you and what do you mean? What do
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: you mean? Which food?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Do you mean that he's making the literal ratitudey dish?
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Which is what squash?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Are you tomato sauce?
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: There's something messed up about me. I think squash sucks.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I'm a vegetarian, so I have a right to all
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: sail this because I've been eating a lot of weird
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: vegetarian food that people give to me where you're on
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: set and they're like, you're a vegetarian. There's steamed zucchini
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: and squash in this tray, and you're like.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: We dropped by the hospital on our way here and
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: picked you something up, and.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Picked up all the sick vegetables from their death beds.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: And I think that those vegetables kind of suck. They
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: don't taste like anything unless you deeply think about the seasoning,
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: which you are allowed to do.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: But people just don't or put them in a soup
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: or put.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Them in something. And I think zucchini bread rocks. I
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: think fried zucchini rocks. But just like plain zucchini as
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: it is often served is a NaSTA and rattaitudi is
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: the only form that I really like. Those vegetables, and
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: because the only when I do it, because I make
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: so much sauce and I put like eight hundred pounds
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: of garlic in it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, this is making more sense.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: And I make that shit seasoned. It tastes good. Come over,
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I make it remy style, rat style.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Is it beautiful? Yeah? I've never had it, and I've
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: avoided it because of these reasons. Yes, the squash of it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: No, Richard, I will make you rat style ratitude where
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: it is good and it makes you think of a
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: childhood memory and you start crying.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: In my house made by the delicate hands of a rat,
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: ye little hands.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Or I'll go into your house again while you're not
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: there and I'll make it for you underneath my chef's hat.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Uh, how did we get to you've rat it to it?
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: I really like the movie rated to it. I love that,
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: you know, the like ironic like re embracement of it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: During COVID, I was like, I could do without.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: We need to stop putting irony on everything. Everyone can
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: just be a little more sincere and have some just.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Be like, oh, it was a great movie about a
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: rat making food. Yeah, let's move on. Yeah, I don't
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: need everything that you remember from when you were nine
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: suddenly becoming a punchline. No, thank you, use a little
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: bit more thought comes off and my apologies just basically
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: all of TikTok no.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, hey, just for any young common readers, A
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: reference is not a joke quoting a TV shows Did you.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Live through the Space Jam?
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Hell? I, it's tough because I genuinely loved that movie
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: as a kid. It is sort of inscrutable as an adult.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: But I used to watch that in Stoutfire like every
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: day after school because there's like two the only v
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: just as we had. But yes, people do love to
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: be like posting a picture and being like remember and
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: then nothing more. When they tried to make Lola mid
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: or whatever that that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Journey was, we should have just left well enough alone.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: But it was. Yeah, there was that period of time
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: for probably twenty eleven to twenty fifteen when you knew
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: someone wasn't funny when by how much Space Jam referencing
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: they were doing.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Now, can I out myself a little?
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I hope this is some devis Okay.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: It's humiliating for me, but also kind of cool of me.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: So in two thousand and seven, I got Tumblr for
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: the first time.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, classic time.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Classic time to get a Tumblr, and I got space
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: jam dot tumblr dot com. I was just like, oh,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I genuinely think this movie is really fun and the
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: amount of people that massive to me, it was like,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: can iver handle? Can I ever handle climb handle? I
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: was like, wa, cyber squatter, Yes, uh, it was really
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: really crazy, and so I I kind of witnessed, sort
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: of in a really deep way, the space gam nostalgia
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: like coming up and then I bet the request stopped coming.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: They always stop.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: That makes sense. Well, you were really you were an
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: early investor in this nostalgia trap.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I thought before every I remembered stuff before everybody else did.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Good for you, yea, so impressive. Yeah, what other things
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: are you remembering?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: And saying? Beanie babies? I'm remembering furbies?
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Can you believe that things used to be crazy?
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Can you?
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Before Diddy even we didn't have to
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: catch crazy Remember ferbies? Did you did you ever see
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: long furbies?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: What?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: You simply have to google long Ferbie?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I'm doing it right now.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Are we allowed to acknowledge you have a computer in
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: front of you.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: We'll edit that out entirely people. The listener has never
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: thought I had a computer, and that would really shatter
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: their reality.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to just tell you you use your
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Google glass. He has Google glass.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of staring at the table, staring straight. I'm
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: looking at the ceiling. Okay, I've got my eyes on long,
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: long and longer Ferbie. Yes, is this was this a
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: Furby sanctioned product? I mean you can take a peek here.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So this isn't sanctioned by anybody, to be honest.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: So these are people in their homes, beautiful minded people
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: that are I love these people that are taking Ferbies
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: and repurposing them into weird versions of Ferbies. So it'll
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: be like a Ferbie with big muscular arms and a
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: big snake body that is like the size of a
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: car for some reas, or like a Ferby with iguana
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: legs that has like ten faces or something.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: Ooh, there's one that's almost like earthworm esque. It's very smooth.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: I'm taking a picture of this one.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Smooth is a big, big tenet of smooth.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Intestines. That's intestines.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen her.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: That's a tapeworm.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Tapeworm Ferby we all have one. So these people are
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: just like creative crafts people. And sometimes they talk like
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: they have the functionality of a Ferby. It's so funny today.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Wow, these are and there are so many of them.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: I love a good, just community coming together online. I
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: wonder what patient zero was for long Kirby.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Oh I wish there was a long Kirby.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, no new thing. Damn, people are drawing
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: long Kirby. I should draw a long If I had
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: paper right now, I'd be drawing long Kirby.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Can I make another confession? Yes, I wrote a sketch
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: about a sexy Kirby. So I think if you google
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: sexy Kirby you will find me.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: I'm googling it now. I'm turning off. Say search sexy.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: And again on his Google blas.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Now searching sexy Ferby.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Pritcher, you're getting all your words, jimble jamble.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Well, now I have to look at sexy Ferby. And
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: because of course.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: They're sexy first there is Yes, those are.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Hot Ferby in fish and fish net tights.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I love what people are doing with
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: their skills, like these are good drawings. These are good artists.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: These are people who went to art school.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, possibly engineers for some of the ferbies that actually work.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm now looking at Sexy Kirby. Oh you're number
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: one in the search yourself. There you are the video. Okay,
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: that's a little something for me to watch after. That's
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: a little treat. Wow, I'm so excited. And then I've
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: got look at the gallery of photos this Sexy Kirby is.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: Now I feel like this we're bordering on sexual harassment.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: This is a workplace.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: This is a workplace. But I'm like, I literally was like,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: did they steal my design?
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Is that part of yourself?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I had to pay an artist to create three D
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Sexy Kirby arts, so I have emails with them, but
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: are like can can you show the nipples or whatever?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Like it's so crazy, but I love this community. But
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: the reason I wrote that scotch just because I think
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: it's so funny, because that takes a real three D
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: artist to make. They cost to do this with that skill.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had to learn something. Yeah, like take years
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: of like getting into these programs, yes, and then having
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: a genuine talent to start with. Yes, And now meanwhile
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: suddenly they have like this polygonal Kirby with giant breast.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's like if you like learned how to become
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: like a mechanical engineer and you could like build a
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: full German car, and you decide to make like a
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: car that focks a robot or something that's like, I don't.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Know, Wow, incredible. I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't shut you down.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: They might be coming for you.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: He's down down. I don't make any money off of it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: I lost money doing it. I paid somebody.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, now that we've discussed these two things, I
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: feel like we need to get a sexy long Kirby,
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: a long Kirby, a sexy long Ferby, and potentially a
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Ferbie Kirby that feels like that's let's try to see
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: if I'm googling Galore today. Ferbie Kirby, Ferbie Kirby, of
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: course it exists.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: And then for miss Peaky Freby Kooby.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: You know, they're less options as far as Ferbie Kirby goes,
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: but there's at least one on Etsy.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: And I love the people of Etsy, and they're doing
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: good work forging this stuff to be tactile, taking these
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: drugs and making them a weird item I can hold.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: I wonder what Kirby has anybody ever kind of nailed
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: down what Kirby is.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: In my estimation, No.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: And Kirby's gender neutral as far as I know, I
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: think so, although we just look. I think Kirby's whatever
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: you want Kirby to be.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I think that's nice because but it's it begs the
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: question what does Kirby want to be?
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: And Kirby, I feel like, doesn't know because Kirby's always
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: sucking up different things and trying to be different objects.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: That's heartbreaking.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: It's hard to hear.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: It's really hard to hear.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: It has no idea who it is.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, there could be like a teen like puberty movie, like, yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Kirby's like sucking up the cheerleader, sucking up the ted
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: quarterback to be like I want to be cool. And
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: then it's like, no, this is our pitch, this is
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: our pit, and it's like, Kirby, you need to suck
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: up yourself.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: The end of the movie, Kirby sucks itself up and
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: destroys reality.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait, that's actually a good movie idea. Hold on, wait,
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: we're two professional writers. That's actually a good movie.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Idea take away from this movie is if you embrace yourself,
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: the universe ends. Yeah, it's nothing but bad. Yes, so
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: try to be other people. Try to try the others. Yes, wow,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: wow to get to sexy Ferbye Kirby Long Kirby, Long Furby.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Did I look up long Kirby. No, that's that's the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: last one. And of course we've got long Curby as
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: long as you want look at that.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I was worried when I saw them. One
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: with legs, I'm like, that's not long. But the first
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: one satisfies the brief.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, we're starting to get into some uncomfortable territory with
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: the shape. And then the one with legs is really
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: I mean it's got great legs.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: I can't lie. Yeah, obviously it does great legs. I'm
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: not crazy.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm not gonna lie about that. Those legs and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: some stilettos and Kirby's on.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: I'm sure of those legs, you know what I mean?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Wow, the internet has got it all. I think there's
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Kirby with some disgusting long legs. Okay, I'm gonna also
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: shoot this one. Yeah, we've gone too far with this
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: Kirby that Okay, we're body shaming Kirby.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: That one's too much for a few reasons, because there's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: too many unusual things, like if Kirby remained the shape
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: that they're supposed to be, and then you just had
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: these ultravascular like drank a bunch of cranberry juice and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: no water, did a bunch of push ups before this
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: picture was taken. Sure, but like the legs are cheo vascular.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Kirby has been elongated into like a like a cone shape, yes,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: And then it's what's going on with its feet.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: It's got two little red shoes which it obviously can't tie.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: It arms aren't long enough to reach. So this Kirby
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: is just its life as hell. It went too far
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: with the HGH. Yeah, human growth hormone, although we don't
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: know if that would affect a Kirby.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: So we don't. No one's tested it.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: I'm sure somebody has created some art to do, you know.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Or is doing it right now. Kirby taking HGH.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: Getting shot up by that. What's the penguin friend or
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: the little king penguin that's in Kirby?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Oh king dd?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Like what a poll that was for me?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: That's a little Maria guy.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: That's no, that's uh, I'm gonna Kirby has I think
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: a friend. Oh it's named King d d D Oh okay,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: d D D D d D and it looks like this.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah so cute.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: But that's supplying steroids to Kirby.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: I think I've seen King D D D like bikini
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: artwork before.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: Well, now I'm looking it up.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Let's see here, totally messing up your search. Okay, if
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: you say I'm the first result, I'm going to pass away.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: I like, I almost feel like it would be irresponsible
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: to turn the computer towards you.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Oh no, wait is it? Is it the fake video
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: game people made of King D D D like selling
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: bikinis on an island or something that?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: No, the first one of the first we'll have to
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: get back to whatever you're just describing. But the first
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: image search result is his head on a so human
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: woman's body of photo and she's like slowly removing her
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: bikini top. For what reason? For who?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Photoshop can be purchased by anybody, That's what we have
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: to remember. Anyone can use the illustrator.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, now I found here's that Maybe this is what
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: you were referencing though.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: This is Yeah, there's some like fake prototype video games.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: I think got taken down my Nintendo. That's like King
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Ddd's excelling skimpy bikinis on the Island of whatever.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: God bless us everybody.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: You guys are doing awesome stuff.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: It's just incredible work. And King d d D has
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: got There's just so many things going on on the internet.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: People are putting the effort in, they're showing off their talents. Yes,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: and we support them.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, get into Risdie.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: You can do no wrong in this category. Okay, we've
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: to move away from.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Remember Bridger also, when I said this please needs more clubs,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: it's because you're looking up smut this podcast.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: I start with, have you ever been to Paris? I'm
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: looking at like a naked photos but Kirby huge ass.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, Well is there anything? Is there anything left
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: to say about the Eiffel Tower? Do you know where
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: the Eiffel? Why they built the Eiffel Tower. I feel
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: like we should at least give a fact on this podcast.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Was it like to compete?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: It was built for the World's Fair. Yeah, and I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: guess everybody eventually got on board with it sticking around.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: And then the reason the Ferris wheel was built was
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: in it was kind of a response to the Eiffel Tower.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: They built the first Ferriss wheel. I think at the
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Chicago World Fair. That one doesn't have quite a classic
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: of a story. It kind of is now just traveling
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: with different circuses or whatever carnivals.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: It's so interesting to hear when like famous monuments are
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: like a response to something, right, Sadly, no one actually
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: just wanted to make it. They're just like, oh, yeah,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I can make a big object.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: That's uh. I guess that's what you did before the internet,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: when you had like a you know, adding someone. Instead
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: you would build a beautiful architectural thing. Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: The fair swells like the original sub tweet or something like, hmmm.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: It kind of was and it flopped. I mean it
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: we still have them, but.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Got ratioed bad.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Everybody knew that thing was going to be boring. Yes,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: just kind of swinging there and looking junkie blowing in
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: the wind. Yeah, Okay, Well we got some facts out
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: and that's impressive and that's why people turn into tune
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: into this podcast, Yeah, to learn about iconic architectural structures. Yeah,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: I think it's time to play a game. Okay, I
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: think I think we're gonna play a game called Gift
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Master today. We haven't played it in a long time.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: I needed a number between one and ten. I was
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: gonna say one and three from you. That feels sun two.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Did I win?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Maybe that should be the new rule for the games.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: Pick a game, pick a number between one. Uh No,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: pick a number between one and ten.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Three.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: our game pieces. Okay, So right now you can promote, recommend,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: do whatever you want.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Okay. In terms of things I'd like to promote, I
• 1:06:44
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  Speaker 3: and I just have creative stuff and I answer questions
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: in the inbox and tell you what I'm doing live shows. Also,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: you can just like follow me on Instagram at Raika
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Underscore ass r ekh Underscore ass is in Samantha. Isn't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: that cool?
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  Speaker 4: I've never clapped on this podcast, but I felt like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I had to clap. That was just so efficient. I
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: didn't know you had a newsletter.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: I do, and that's simply why I have to promote it.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to get into it.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: I love to get a nice little newsletter.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: You know, I show pictures of my roommate's dog.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, so you're just using people in your life. Interesting,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: that's what a newsletter is. I take.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I take it take and I regard to it's an aggregate.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: It's a fuck Jerry newsletter?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Does that still exist? Funck Jerry?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Was the Fat Jewish? Those were the two that like
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: would just steal everybody's stuff and then became very famous. Yes,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: And I think Fat Jewish ended up in a Charlie
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: XCX video and that was a line. That's when I
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: was like, what time I lived my life incorrectly? Charlie
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: reach out?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, what do we have to freaking door?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Ready to get this woman's life.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Charlie XCX video. I feel like everybody is in one.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: How much coke do I have to do? Come on, Charlie.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: I feel like we'd be on similar wavelengths with Charlie. Oh.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's like one of those loves, like we'd get along.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Just just reach.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Out I have been banging the Charlie drum for it
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: at least a decade. Charlie reach Out. The Fat Jewish
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: stole a bunch of tweets, and he ended up in
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: one of your videos.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: I haven't stolen anything from you.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yes, come on, I've been nothing but good to you.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, donating my Spotify lessons.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Come on. I feel like I feel kind of inappropriate
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: saying the Fat Jewish. But that's what his name was. Okay,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: just so people don't think I'm suddenly.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Pushing a button under the table. I can somebody get
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: out of here.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, No, that was his name. I'm
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: just gonna know.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I actually think it might even be a more offensive
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: name that he has.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Do you think that it's offensive that he did it?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: I think I thought his name was that minus the ish. Oh,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: but I might be wrong.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm simply not going to say.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: And I'm simply not going to say it. It's a
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: thing that's offensive for me to say. But if you
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: are a Jewish person, whatever you like.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're doing it some last googling.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: The last Google we'll do today.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, I could be wrong. Okay. His first name is
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Josh it's at the Fat Jewish.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm wrong.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: So interesting. Oh but then, okay, looks like he wrote
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: a book under the name what we were just not saying.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: So he's he kind of is in a Kurby situation
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: where he doesn't know where he is or who he is.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: No sympathy, zero sympathy for this person. Do not reach out?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: What are we doing? Are we recording a podcast?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: I think?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Where am I? This is how we play Charlie reach Out,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Just one final button on that. This is how we
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: play Gift Master. I'm going to three celebrities, and I'm
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: going to name three gifts, three things you can give away,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: and you're gonna tell me which gift you would give
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: which celebrity and why makes perfect sense, crystal clear? Okay,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: these are the celebrities. Number one Damon John of Shark
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: tak Okay, creator of Fu Boo. Number two, Reese Witherspoon,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: book critic. Number three, Mark Zuckerberg, Biggest Loser Alive. There's
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: a you know, a tear.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: At this point.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: These are the gifts, Okay, And actually I'm gonna dial
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: that back a little bit. This should be a little
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: more neutral. Mark Zuckerberg Nope, he is the biggest loser.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: There's no neutral thing I can say about this person.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: These are the thing the things you'll be giving away,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: a high speed chase, a romantic liaison with their optometrist,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, and number three clause.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, I I'm gonna give claw Us to Damon because
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I think there could be something cool to do with
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: fashion claws.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Oh if you created.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: I think I think Fubu has got clothing down. But
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: what about claws? What about your claw collection?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: How about a sharp thing extending from your hands?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Kind of cool idea. I'm gonna give romantic liaison. Wow, Okay.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: I feel like the stereotypical answer would be to give
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: it to Reese, right. I feel like Reese's doesn't need that.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: That would have so much romance in exactly, it's like
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: eing like a chocolate maker or chocolate bar.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna do too much charm, too much charm.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give her a high speed chase. I think
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: she could carry an action movie.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: Oh. I would love to see her blasting down the
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: five harmis burning rubber.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, or maybe like in season three of Big Little Eyes.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, She's like why that's how the series is headed exactly.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Baryl's hot on her tail.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: And she's got the strange fake teeth in.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: I forgot about the teeth teeth blowing out in the way.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, very Rish got too many wisdom teeth in there.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: It's hard to like. It's crazy. And I'm gonna give
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerberg the romantic liaison with his aptometrisy. Yes, yes,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: because in theory this is what happens. Mark is like, Oh,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to see this beautiful picture, but I'm too
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: distracted by your beauty, and the optomistress is so distracted
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: and accidentally stabs him in the eye and takes both
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: of them out by accident.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: It's a very Greek tragedy.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sticks. And the optometrist was his mom.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: It's a real false circle.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really tragic.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Wow, beautifully played, perfectly played. I would say, thank you, Reese,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: good luck with the chase. Mark. Hopefully your newfound holes
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: in your face will lead you to doing some soul searching.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say, because there's plenty of people who
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: do beautiful things and don't have sight that actually on
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: his way out the automotist was distracted and so all
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: their tools were left out, and so Mark trips on
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: it and Pratt falls down some stairs and falls into
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: a hole that leads into the sewer and he's covered
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: with a shit. And then he's with all the sewer
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: rats who are like, he's disgusting. We're eating his food.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: We were trying to cook with his meat, and it's
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: disgusting if he's like crap, Rmy and Remy's like I
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: know this steaks and they just eat his whole body.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: And the devoured and it's just kind of that skeleton there, Yeah,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: vomited skeleton.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: I think kind of the perfect end to the perfect
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: day for Mark Zuckerberg. Okay, only I think we should
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: still play your Gift or a Curse? All right, do
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: you have a suggestion? This is how we play Gift
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: or a Curse? Onalz is gonna name one thing and
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: we're going to each say if it's a gift or
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: a curse and why, and then only will tell us
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: if we're correct, because they hold the truth.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: All right, Gifter, a curse, movie theater, collectible popcorn buckets,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Oh curse?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: Why I don't that's just crap. In my house. I
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: could have a bowl that does the same thing. I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: don't need the dune popcorn bucket that looks like a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: wormhole or whatever. It's taking up too much room for
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: something that I will not eat out of because it's
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: too special. But it's supposed to be eaten out of.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I agree curse. First of all, I'm so tired of
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: these things that are built to go viral. Enough is enough.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I don't care what it looks like. I don't want
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: to see it on whatever stupid website saying you've got
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: to see this bucket for no karateu or whatever. Second
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: of all, I don't want to eat popcorn out of
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: a plastic object. I want to eat it out of
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: I want to feel that paper on the side, like
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: waxy paper. I don't feel like popcorn is going to
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: taste as good coming out of this disgusting, hard plastic.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: It makes no sense to me. Yeah, I think it's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: just a horrible idea. I don't think they should sell them.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: I think everyone that's associated with that should be banished
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: from You know, they're using their art skills for evil.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: They should be drawing long pictures of Kirby in sexy
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: costumes and giving them away for free, rather than teaming
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: up with AMC to sell you know, the Reese Witherspoon
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: car Chase bucket.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: You know its car is such a bad vehicle for popcorn.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: And I didn't even mean to use vehicle. That's a pun.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Also, I'm just not going to buy your popcorn anyway.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: I don't buy popcorn at the movie theater.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: I have something to say.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Oh I don't like popcorn. Oh, I am so happy
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: to hear this. I am not a popcorn eater. I
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: have when people buy it, Like when I'll go to
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: the movies with the move, They'll be like, do you
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: want to have some? There's not even a temptation either.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: I've never I never I like cattle corn, but even
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: that I'm never gonna buy.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: No, I like my hand is never like out of
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: control going towards it.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: It's so dry. Yes, at least crap in my teeth.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: And like I there are just so many other salty snacks.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: I would rather eat.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: A hundred crackers. I will eat before one piece of popcorn.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, a club cracker? Are you kidding me?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had a sociable that's a good cracker?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Is that like a literal synonym for like club, Like
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: what's going on? What's a sociable?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: It was just a very fancy good cracker. I wasn't
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: actually fancy. I feel like Keebler made them. Oh but
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: it had a great name. Yeah, a great snap. Yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I would love to eat just like a cookie, like
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: a big fat cookie.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, I make a good one, a very good one.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Wait, give it to me. Stop talking about I can
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: give it to me.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Show up at my house when I'm not there.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: I'll take it from your friend Analis.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: How did we do well?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: I have to say, I'm just like about to have
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: this release, this big sigh of joy because I have
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: wanted to say the word wrong for so long.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: God, this is gonna be a big argument.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Oh I'm ready. I'm ready because what you call evil Bridger,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: I call whimsy.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Call whimsy. You know what we don't have.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: We used to have a lot of collectible stuff in
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: the nineties. We don't anymore. This is like the one
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: place where people actually get to exercise that kind of creativity.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: And also, who who wants to eat out of a
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: bowl at home when you can eat out of a
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: collectible bucket?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: On Alice you have never been more wrong. Your job
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: is hanging by a thread. Absolutely not, despite you me
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: just saying you're the one with never.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: It's fine because AMC will welcome me with open arms.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: They're going to cancel corn for life.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because it's disgusting and they're trying to get as.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Much as you get out of my hair. Wrong, wrong, wrong, Okay,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: well we all did perfectly right there. We need to
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: answer a listener question. This is called I said no
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: emails people write into I said no gifts at gmail
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: dot com. Will you help me answer a question I'd
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: love to you. Okay, this is Hello Bridger. Oh, hello
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: Wise Bridger and discerning guests. Okay, we're both on top
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: of the world. It is time to plan my daughter's
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: eleventh birthday party, and I need some original ideal. I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: need some original ideas from you, lovely people. It is
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: expected to give all it is expected. Oh yeah, I
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: guess I'm sense. It's expected to give all the attendees
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: a party favor to say thanks for coming. In the past,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: I have given cheap trinkets from party City that are
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: soon thrown away, or I have bought jewelry at Claire's
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: kind of the party city of jewelry. In my opinion,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: that's an editor's note. Jewelry at Claire's on sale that
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: still somehow totals almost one hundred dollars. I'd like to
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: get them something that they will truly enjoy but won't
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: break the bank. What can I get for a bunch
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: of fifth grade girls who at their last birthday party
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: drew on themselves with red markers and played haunted house
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: in our basement? What am I to do with these
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: wild creatures? Yours sincerely? They did not give a name,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: and they just said exasperated child wrangler, So we don't
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: even know if this is a Oh I guess you
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: said daughter. I was going to say, is this you know,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: the local child's care and that would have been an
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: important detail obviously.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, Wow, this is really interesting because I have
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: been a fifth grade girl party attendee okay, and I've been,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: you know, a receiver of a goodie bag, and there.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Are some ones can speak to this.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, a very common item people would put in sometimes,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: like little tiny notepads. Oh and I found those kind
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: of weird because a notebook is so maybe this is
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: because I always liked writing. I'm like, if I have
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: a notebook, it's for like a really specific purpose. So
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: like this little tiny notebook on a keychain does nothing
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: for me. With the home I'm supposed to.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: Write most what are you? You can write a letter? Yeah?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: And I also would be like, oh it's too pretty,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I won't write in it. I'm like, what is it's
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: very much?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Bucket energy? Popcorn? Bucket energy?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: Worthless? Yes? Worthless? Uh? Okay, So you're saying, don't get those, don't.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Get those, I'm gonna start negative, don't get those.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna start positive and say, have you ever heard
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: of a tutsi roll?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Candy?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: And about a single tutsi roll?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Food items are good? Okay, single tutsi roll would be
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: such a bummer goodie bag. They're gonna spend more on
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: the bag than the tutsi roll. That's like a bag
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: of twotsy rolls. Because with like one hundred twos year olds,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: you have like ten party guys, you go it ted
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: and you, an adult, keeps the rest.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: This is what you do. You buy a bag of
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: tutsi rolls and as they're on their way out, you say,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: hold out your hand and you place a tootsy.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: Roll then yeah, perfect, Okay. I don't know what breaking
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: the bank in this definition means. If someone gave me,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: like a full TwixT bar, oh, I would be like,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: holy frack of course, and that a twix bar is
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: like what one fifty two bucks?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: That's a good candy bar. Prices are all over them.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: All over the map. So I'll say, I'll say, I'll
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: even be crazy. I'll say, like four dollars, that's nuts.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna now, I of course have to compete. I'm
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: gonna say, if I were to go to Target right now,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: I could get a twix bar for a dollar twenty nine.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Let's do it. Let's say it's between I don't actually
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: think it's four dollars. I just think someone's drain read
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: is going to have a.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: Full joined read. They've got your corner. You're there for
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: your medicine.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know how many people at this party,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: let's say fifteen. Sure, I'm like, okay, three bucks, forty
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: five bucks, Okay, I would be happy if I got
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: a TwixT bar. Leave it a party.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: I think this is because you were born before twenty ten.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: I feel like children are no longer impressed by a
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: full sized candy bar.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: It was so unbelievable.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: It was together shocking. It was like, oh my god,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: my parents are broke. My friends they've got this much
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: much money is they're just throwing money over and they're
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: giving these things away. But yeah, I don't know that
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: a child cares about a full sized candy bar anymore.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: I could be wrong, okay, but I mean as someone
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: you're just at a tutsi roll.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Your answer was disturbing. That is that is criminal.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Behin and I am going to stand behind it. If
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: you want to get fruities, the ones that are fruit flavored, okay,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: go all the way with the fruities.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Why are you even eating a tutsi roll? If that's
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: the kind of crap.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: Have you had a lime or an orange fruity?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: No, Because, Delicious, I'm an adult and I have a brain.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: You're an adult who is missing out on life. An
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: orange or lime tutsy for as long as they've been around,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: the flavor profile is very accurate. I mean, I haven't
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: had one in a favor long time, so I don't
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: actually know what I'm saying. Delicious, You're wrong. They're better
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: than a classic tutsi roll, because no one knows what
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: a classic tutsi roll is even supposed to taste, Like,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: what is that flavor?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I feel so sick.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to just have to stuff everything you've
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: said down because I think you're crazy. But these kids
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  Speaker 3: seem like they like drawing. They droll over themselves.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, which almost sounded like it was in witch territory. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: stigmata this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get them some stigmata or like, what about those
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: like pens that like, I mean, these are also kind
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  Speaker 3: of junk, but that like click and have multiple colors.
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  Speaker 4: Those are fun.
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  Speaker 3: Those are fun and maybe a throwback their throwback. They
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  Speaker 3: only work like three times.
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  Speaker 4: If you're lucky. Each color gets like half a sentence.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if they've got like an elevated version of
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  Speaker 4: that At this point, I feel like they should one
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  Speaker 4: that you can count on that you get all three colors, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the green, the red, the blue, Yeah, and you know
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  Speaker 4: that the ink will always be there, the welle will
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: never run dry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That feels like a shark tank item.
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  Speaker 3: That does Okay? Can I say a psycho pitch that
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  Speaker 3: also came to mine? M hmm, A little a little
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: bottle of Martin Ellie's.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: How little classic? You really are all about class?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Ultimately, I'm just about classic.
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  Speaker 4: You assume everybody is in the gutter and you're trying
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: to elevate.
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  Speaker 3: These girls are going to school with their little milk boxes.
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  Speaker 3: Give them a glass of Martin Ellis. That'll show them
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  Speaker 3: what's what at that school.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's a great idea, and those are probably
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  Speaker 4: each uh well again, I have no.
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  Speaker 3: Idea because it's in a glass bottle. They probably are
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: actually crazy expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Thought.
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  Speaker 4: I bet you go to Costco they've got, you know,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: and talk about emergency preparedness.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: The extra for year, just like you're doing with the
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: chutzi rolls.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: Tootsi rolls.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: What a cool parent.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: That's French food.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Oh I wish that was French food.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: Well, I think we answered the question perfectly. They're getting
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Martinelli's and maybe, if you're lucky, a tutsi roll if
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: they're lucky.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're lucky, your kids get to eat a
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: fruit flavored thing that could be chocolate.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: Oh well, don't write back in whoever you were, Rik,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: I've had such a lovely time with you here.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Likewise, Bridger.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: I've got now this little Eiffel tower to class up.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: Any oh oh, it says Paris on the side, just
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: like the like the like the original Eiffel tower.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: The original one says Paris. You might not see it
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: because it's either that you're too closier or too far
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: away you.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: Can't see, or you're too stunned by the beauty.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: You might be sun by the beauty, or you're on
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: top of it. You can't see it right, but it's there.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: It's a very obvious, i would say, borderline tacky thing.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: They got on there, and you have your little.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Cow because I'm too classy, so I kind of need
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: to rough it up and.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: You uh to hold some hold I'll say it a
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: tootsi roll.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you kind of bite it to it's your
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: own half and kind of stuff. Both pieces in here
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: on top of your ice cream. Already very decadent. You
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: could do it.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: You could do it. Open that cow if I half chewed.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in like thirty years.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: Your estate sale.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to die in thirty years.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm sorry. This is also kind of a psychic podcast. No,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: so just get your affairs in order, that's all. I'm saying, no,
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: why do I have to be responsible for that?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do it, you clean up my mess.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: I'm dead. Yeah, I'm suffer here.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I got the cheap funeral where they tell
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: me all the bad things I did.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: Oh well, thank you for being here, Thank you for
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: having me listener. The podcast is over. What were you expecting?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: What did you think was going to happen? It's done.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: The audio is coming to a complete halt. I love you, goodbye.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: senior producer is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The theme song is by
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: Miracle Worker Amy and we couldn't do it without our booker,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram. At
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: I said no Gifts, that's where you're going to see
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: you want to see the gifts?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: And I invited you hear.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: THOUGHTA made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: no guests, you're.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Our presences, presents, And I already had too much stuff.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me