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Monday Mini: Just Jilling (Off) · Stuff Mom Never Told You

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Annie and Samantha and welcome to Step one.
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  Speaker 1: Never told your production of I Heart Radio, and welcome y'all. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm already giggling, chuckling, I guess you would say, so
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  Speaker 1: before we start, go ahead and put this content warning
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  Speaker 1: in here. We're gonna use some explicit language. And what
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  Speaker 1: I mean explicit, i'man sexually explicit and so of these
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't think would be explicit, and I say in
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  Speaker 1: high pitch, but they are. And uh, yeah, there you
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  Speaker 1: have that warning. So you may not want to play
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  Speaker 1: this around children, You may not want to play this
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  Speaker 1: out loud while you're working all of those things. It
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  Speaker 1: is in s f W okay, okay, good, all right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the other day, my partner and I are listening
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  Speaker 1: to an audio book on a road trip, actually a
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  Speaker 1: coworker's audiobook, because I was like, oh, my partner's a
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  Speaker 1: big fan of his, and so we're like, yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: let's take a listen. And a turn came out that
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  Speaker 1: I have never heard of, and I think I immediately
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  Speaker 1: asked you about it, and you said you hadn't either,
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  Speaker 1: and that term is jilling, correct, So you've never heard this, No,
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  Speaker 1: I have never heard I've never heard it. I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard it in his context, but I've also just never
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  Speaker 1: heard it. So so I've never heard of this jilling
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  Speaker 1: in general. I have never heard this. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what's that? What's what is this? And at one point
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  Speaker 1: my partner chuckles and it was like, yeah, of course
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  Speaker 1: they would use this, And I was like, wait, is
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  Speaker 1: that a real term? I thought they were just making
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  Speaker 1: up a word, and he was like, no, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: for real, Like you've never heard that, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard the term jilling. Would in the world
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  Speaker 1: does that mean? Um? And why? Which I can't why um?
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  Speaker 1: And so I had to go through my own mind.
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  Speaker 1: I did not look it up because I was a
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  Speaker 1: little bit scared to put it through my phone. Which
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  Speaker 1: whatever it's like, I was assuming, because the male term
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  Speaker 1: is jacking off, that there is a jilling as in
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  Speaker 1: jack and jill. But for me, when it came to
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  Speaker 1: the term jacking off, it was because I'm thinking of
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  Speaker 1: like pumping essentially rather than anything else. I'm like, there's
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  Speaker 1: no implications that jilling is a motion, like an emotion
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  Speaker 1: of sorts, right, right? And in case we didn't say
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  Speaker 1: this is a euphemism for masturbation for women. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I apologize it is um And I thought it would
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  Speaker 1: be interesting because we had this whole episode about funny
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  Speaker 1: euphemism for sex, yes, and and just word words in
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  Speaker 1: general people use to write specifically six scenes. And so
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  Speaker 1: what I've decided is that we're gonna go and talk
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  Speaker 1: about some of these things that I've never heard of,
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  Speaker 1: and my thing will be I'm just gonna get your
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  Speaker 1: reaction and see what your take is on it, as in, like,
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  Speaker 1: do you know why it would be called this? Because
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's funny. Also, just to put it
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  Speaker 1: in there, Sminthy has done an episode about masturbation and
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  Speaker 1: the benefits of masturbation and if there is any and
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  Speaker 1: by the way, before we start on a very mature
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  Speaker 1: way for us, we wanted to talk about some of
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  Speaker 1: those benefits, which not to talk too much about Annie's
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  Speaker 1: private life. She I think she's You're like gone beyond
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  Speaker 1: the amateur level in this. I just I just want
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  Speaker 1: that to be said ums like such. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: back at it, compliment, I don't know. I'm always impressed
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  Speaker 1: because you've already told our audience was before that you
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  Speaker 1: have found a talent I have. I have mastered the
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  Speaker 1: hour plus long orgasm. I actually broke my vibrator everybody, um,
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  Speaker 1: pretty recently, which well you'll know. This is how you
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  Speaker 1: know we were true friends. She texted me out of
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  Speaker 1: nowhere that said, I broke my mibrator. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I think I want to have a service
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  Speaker 1: for it because if all it's done for me. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so because my mind is blown, I was like, man,
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  Speaker 1: mine doesn't last like that. What the hell? That's incredible?
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  Speaker 1: Either that's really really incredible or concerning I'm just kidding,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just jellous. Um. And so from a self dot
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  Speaker 1: com article, Yes, the magazine Self and we know we
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  Speaker 1: know what these types are, but they do have some
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  Speaker 1: great information about some of the benefits of masturbation and orgasm,
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  Speaker 1: which includes uh endorphins released during orgasms can help with
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  Speaker 1: stress relief and put you in a great mood. Any
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  Speaker 1: would you say yes to this? Oh yeah, exactly. There's
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  Speaker 1: a level to that. So it puts you in a
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  Speaker 1: great mood, but also says help you focus and push
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  Speaker 1: that stress out of your mind. So it puts more
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  Speaker 1: focus so that was the reason number two, Like, this
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  Speaker 1: is a really great way to do this is to
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  Speaker 1: masturbate and get it going. That mind uses you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry I just said that, but it is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. I guess. Can't go back. We can't go back.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going back. This is this is the orgasms
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  Speaker 1: can help you sleep, UM, and I think yes I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would agree with that as well. It can also
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  Speaker 1: help with your libido, so not only may start you up,
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  Speaker 1: push you through, can help your sex life, like as
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship, I know that could be a big
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  Speaker 1: turn on for both you and your partner to get
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  Speaker 1: yourself started. They get themselves started and it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. I guess if you do it for an
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  Speaker 1: hour long plus any uh, it actually can be considered exercise.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, this is supposed to be you embarrassing. OK,
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  Speaker 1: you're just enjoying. I had a feeling. Um, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Acts In fact, in that article they get a quote
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  Speaker 1: from a doctor that says if you can sustain her
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  Speaker 1: heart rate and work up a sweat, then it's great
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  Speaker 1: for cardiovascular health. So there you go. Great one hour
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  Speaker 1: exercise for you. UM apparently can help specifically with your
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  Speaker 1: butt and your inner thighs. So if you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: tone that out, get the masturbating for an hour, it
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  Speaker 1: could actually help cateract menopause uh effects. So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need these in the future, I think. In
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  Speaker 1: this uh recommendations, Um, it says that you can actually
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  Speaker 1: help with minstrel cramps uh as in release. I always
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  Speaker 1: said when I was going through like p MS or
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  Speaker 1: any of that, that's the last thing I think about.
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  Speaker 1: So well, not true. Sometimes it's the only thing I
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  Speaker 1: think about. And sometimes it's the last thing. It's coored
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  Speaker 1: to how much pain I'm in. And then yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can actually help with better cognition age again and something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in the bear right here, right here.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's also a scientific talk about helping your
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  Speaker 1: immune system. Um. We're not going to go too deep
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  Speaker 1: into that because I don't know this full research, but
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  Speaker 1: it did say like immediately after like health, heart all
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  Speaker 1: of that stuff. So a few things to benefits of
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  Speaker 1: masturbation for women. So it is normal, it is healthy
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  Speaker 1: as long as you have the time of the day
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  Speaker 1: any uh, to to do this for yourself, which is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: So there's nothing wrong. There's no shame factor here. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: if you are able to do it, if you like
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  Speaker 1: it more than sex, that is also normal. Just a reminder,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, and this is we're not putting any shame.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm curious about and what I've been trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out out of everything of this is the naming
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  Speaker 1: of this, because honestly, what are the names that you
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  Speaker 1: know for women masturbating? I only knew, um flicking the theme.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only one. I think that's the one on you.
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  Speaker 1: And if I were to think on it a little harder,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I just read one. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: might think of more. But like, of course, we talked
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  Speaker 1: about euphemisms all the time, and you can make things
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  Speaker 1: up as you go, and it makes sense pet taco talk,
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  Speaker 1: you know, conversations about that welcome. But yeah, so here
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  Speaker 1: here are a few. But I'm really excited to talk
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  Speaker 1: about you heard me. Um. The number one is spearing
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  Speaker 1: the bearded clam Oh no, oh no, the imagery imagery.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so I am doing Oh my god, y'all. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's self explanatory. But do you think it's
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  Speaker 1: I guess bearing the bearded clam. I've never heard the
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  Speaker 1: term bearded clam for your vagina, so that's a new one. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get this one making soup. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it, alright, So I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you have that one. Dotting the eye,
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  Speaker 1: dotting the eye, trolling the Bermuda triangle, which that seems
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  Speaker 1: not so nice. What do you think? Okay, softening the peach,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, the carrot. Wait, wait, I need
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  Speaker 1: to go back to the soft We need you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me that. Yeah, so again, cuffing the carrot. That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. What is coffing feel like? Oh? I
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  Speaker 1: think we talked about this. I think when we had
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  Speaker 1: that guests on to talk about words let the book. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think we talked about something in this arena. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my brain is trying very hard to retrieve this information.
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  Speaker 1: It isn't not working. But this, yeah, okay, because I
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  Speaker 1: I honestly have no clue what this is. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: wanna look it up. Oh god, she's doing it. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's essentially cuffing your partner. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, see
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  Speaker 1: that's not who did this, who did that? You're fired?
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  Speaker 1: Manageomi is one of them women explaining yourself finger paint
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  Speaker 1: I think I've heard that term, the finger painting one.
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  Speaker 1: I have not heard that one. Nope, again, jilling has
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  Speaker 1: come up again, obviously, because that's that's I did not know.
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  Speaker 1: But there was so many to that one. Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: Visiting the bat Cave, there seems to be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of references to bats and beards, and I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it, but still oddly like, uh, fanning the fur, okay,
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  Speaker 1: buttering your muffin, paddling the pink canoe, dialing the rotary phone,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm like, I don't think that plays anymore. Is
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  Speaker 1: that your biggest concern? Yeah, I don't think that plays.
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  Speaker 1: That's not relevant anymore. It's not anymore. Elbows checking the undercarriage, okay,
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  Speaker 1: getting lost in the deep end I want to getting
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  Speaker 1: lost in the deep. I feel like I should have
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  Speaker 1: just left it there. Knitting straight nitting, don't get it,
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  Speaker 1: just let this sounds painful to me. Auditioning the finger puppets, sure,
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  Speaker 1: and then they're having a doing a Meg Ryan. So
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  Speaker 1: I hope Meg Ryan enjoys the fact that her name
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  Speaker 1: is now synonymous with women masturbating. But that's just a
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  Speaker 1: fake orgasms, right, I'm assuming that's what they're referencing. But
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  Speaker 1: there's something else. I don't feel like that really like
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  Speaker 1: plays here. I like your your breakdown of things. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is the gusset typing. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. Grizzle rub oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: Jocelyn elder ring. Nope, okay, so I need people to
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  Speaker 1: explain these to me. Now, send them specifically to Samantha please.
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  Speaker 1: Polishing the nugget okay, playing couch hockey for one, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Rubbing the red pussy cat. That is very specific. It
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  Speaker 1: is two finger taco tango. That looks fun. That's some
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  Speaker 1: alliteration in there. Clitters, buff the weasel, beat the beaver.
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  Speaker 1: I like these alliterations here. I think the literations are
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  Speaker 1: the ones that suck truly sticking. Yeah, polishing the peanut, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: lety break limbo. Okay, that that one goes. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: required some thought. Yeah he hall with wrinkled me. Mall no,
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  Speaker 1: that's a no from me. Okay, all right, there's this
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  Speaker 1: heat that. Of course, there's several several lists that we
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  Speaker 1: could get into. But y'all, I honestly did. Y'all. I
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  Speaker 1: need to know do people actually use these terms? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Spancy needs to know. No, I don't know, although you
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  Speaker 1: were answering my question. Okay, okay, I know. In that
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  Speaker 1: word Slid episode, we talked about how there's so much
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  Speaker 1: more kind of slang terms for men to use that aren't.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't historically been offensive women, and I think that
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty telling that neither you or I we really
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  Speaker 1: had that's only one thing that we could think of
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to women masturbating. And as I said before,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know women could masturbate until I was
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  Speaker 1: in college. So people are like, we're laughing and it's funny,
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  Speaker 1: but people are ashamed to talk about it, and they
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  Speaker 1: have been. So I'm excited. I want to know from
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  Speaker 1: your listeners, if you feel open to sharing, yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: us know. Do you actually use these terms? Have you
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  Speaker 1: used these terms? Have you heard these terms? Are these
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  Speaker 1: terms more offensive than not? Like? I do have these
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  Speaker 1: questions of like who is who is creating these terms? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the benefit of those who have vaginas or
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  Speaker 1: those or or is it just kind of making fun
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  Speaker 1: of those vaginas. I'm trying to figure this out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I do think a lot of them are kind
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  Speaker 1: of telling in what we think masturbation for women is,
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  Speaker 1: because it doesn't all look one way, as we talked
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  Speaker 1: about in my when I talked about my orgusting skill.
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  Speaker 1: That's a whole episode you can find about it. We
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