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59 - Below Deck Med, Big Brother, RHOSLC, RHUGT, RHOC, RHONY, 90 Day Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: Hi Madeline.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: How's it going?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_04: I got a free donkey today.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_04: That's a special morning.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: Let me back up a little bit because I've also realized something about myself through this free donkey.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: So I get to, I had a nail appointment at 9 a.m.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: And as I'm going, I'm like, why on earth did I schedule this at 9 a.m.?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_03: Not a great choice on my part.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: I get there and I walk in and she goes, Do you drink iced coffee?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: And I said, Yeah, definitely.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: Thinking she's got coffee for me, right?
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_03: Otherwise, why would she ask me that?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: Then she goes, Do you like pumpkin spice lattes?
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: And I said, I do.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: The truth is, I've never actually tried a pumpkin spice latte because I don't like pumpkin.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_03: So I've always just assumed I don't like pumpkin spice lattes.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: And I am this the one thing about me that makes me not the most basic bitch on the planet.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_04: Me too.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: But I don't want to turn down a free coffee.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: So I said, yeah, I do like pumpkin spice lattes.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: So sure as shit, she's like, here's the Dunkin' that they gave me for free.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like I have mine and they gave me this extra one.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: So you it's your lucky day.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I am as basic as they come, apparently, because this is delicious.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh, should I try pumpkin spice latte to see if I'm if I like it too?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I think you should because like you had your breakfast was pumpkin.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_04: It was.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_03: I had pumpkin muffins with chocolate chips for breakfast, which is so amazing because we call my son our pumpkin muffin.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_04: He is our pumpkin muffin, and I just ate him for breakfast.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_04: Wow, this is a revelation.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_04: This could be a revelation for both of us.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's safe to say that it will be.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_03: So just know that this going into it that you are gonna be as basic as you think you are.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_04: But you got yours for free.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_04: So like it was a it was a no lose.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_04: If I spend my own hard-earned dollars on pumpkin spice latte and don't like it, that's gonna be a good one.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_04: It's a one time.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're right.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm also sure you're gonna like it.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_04: Hang on, I'm gonna bring Pepper in here because she's barking like mad.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_03: Pepper special dog.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: Pepper is Madeline's cheweenie.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: She is elderly.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_04: Hello, Pepper.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, Pepper's with us.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_04: I gotta tell you, there's nothing like getting ready for bed and going into the dark kitchen and stepping in a pool of pea.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_04: Is that still what are you gonna do about that?
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_04: She's just incontinent.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_04: She's 14 years old, and we're just gonna have to clean up after her every day.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_04: That's what it is.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_04: I fear you need diapers.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_04: We've tried, she like wriggles out of them.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe you need a different size?
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_04: She just doesn't have diaper wearing hips.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so did you see did you happen to take a glance at SNL last night?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't watch the whole thing, but I did watch the monologue.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_04: I yeah, I saw the monologue.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_04: And I thought it was very dumb.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I didn't it was whatever.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_04: My god, they are both just so beautiful.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I was just watching a lot of beauty.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't realize that Dakota was so much shorter than Taylor.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_04: We're talking about how Taylor Swift crashed Dakota Johnson's SL monologue.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I think Taylor well, she's probably wearing heels, those boots.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Dakota was too.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_04: But I think Taylor's just tall.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_04: But in the music video, they like make them stand like exactly the same.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_04: So Dakota must have been standing on a box.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think in the music video, she does also look taller, if I recall.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_04: No, they're supposed to like look like exactly Well, they don't.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_04: So then they failed.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I need to rewatch it, I guess.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_04: So I've made a decision after watching the SNL monologue, and there's no turning back.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_04: The appointment has been made.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_04: Can you guess what my decision is?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_04: God damn it.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_04: It's happening.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_04: It's happening.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_04: And guess what?
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_04: AI told me that I'm gonna look great.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you're gonna get bangs, and there's nothing else I can do to stop you.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_04: What do you think of the AI picture?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_04: Chat GPT.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_04: This podcast is a non-visual medium, so do you want to describe what you're seeing?
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: It's an AI picture of you with bangs.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: The issue with that you need to be prepared for with that kind of thing is that they don't always like Chat GPT does not know your hair type.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_03: And like it's very possible that your hair will not sit like that.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_04: It will after styling.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_04: Do you feel confident in your styling abilities?
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_04: That is so rude.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_04: You don't think I'm good at styling my hair?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just asking.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_04: I get compliments all the time.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_04: You don't think that I am good at doing hair.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_04: You don't like my hair.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: I like your hair.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_04: But what what do I need to how should I be styling my hair?
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_04: What am I doing wrong?
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_04: Tell me now.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_04: This is this is the platform.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_03: I just like think that you're really good at your basic stuff.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like the way, like the loose waves.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't think that you totally know how to style bangs.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_04: I had bangs when I was a kid.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_04: Did you style them then?
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody styled them and they still looked phenomenal.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna talk.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_04: This is all things I'll talk to the hairstylist about.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_04: She can teach me whatever I need to do.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe I get one of those warm brush wrap things.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_04: Would that make you feel better?
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_04: I think that you just need to do what you need to do.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_04: Man, I hope you eat your words.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_04: I really do.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_04: I hope I do too.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_04: I hope you I I know you hope you do because you are you are supportive of me.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I've tried to stop you from this.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but I think it's time.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_04: Like, if you never try, you never know.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_04: Answer the question.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_04: That's what Taylor Swift says.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Best of luck to you.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_04: Better that than regret it for all time.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_04: Best of best of luck to you.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, bangs were literally life-changing for Dakota Johnson.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_04: She looks a thousand times hotter.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_04: When is this appointment?
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_04: The end of the month.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_04: You could talk, you have a couple weeks to talk me out of it.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like I've already tried to do that.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_04: What about curtain bangs?
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_04: That's like a much less severe step.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like you've already like tried to do that, haven't you?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_04: Not really.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: I've done layers, I've done side, you know, my side bang.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_04: I rocked the side bang for a lot longer than I should have.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_04: And no one was trying to talk me out of that when I they should have been, so I don't really have a major issue with side bangs personally.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, so that's that's where that monologue took me last night.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_04: It took me straight to the interwebs and booking an appointment.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_04: So shall we talk about Big Brother?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_04: Congratulations are in order to our sweet Devins.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_04: Thank God.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_04: Who uh came in with privilege.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_04: Diddy though?
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_04: Because like I feel like it's all those people's fault for letting him get that far.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_04: Um, privilege in systematic advantages, I believe, were Taylor's quotes.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_04: And I think that the privilege that they got on the first day, which was safety, was directly correlated with the fact that they came in as icons with targets on their backs.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_04: So do you think that was not fair or fair?
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_04: I think if they had just come in as targets with nothing, that would have been unfair.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_04: So I think that the we the first week of safety was was fair, and then the powers that they got for being America's favorites, maybe that wasn't fair.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, because by the time Drew got in there, he got uh never have not power, which we never even talked about how sad that was.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_04: What a waste.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_04: I think the producers had a hand in which thing they got.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_04: They could have easily, yeah.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_04: So maybe that was unfair, but even so, even with the powers, they had so many chances to get these icons out.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_04: So many did.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_04: So sorry, Taylor.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so what did you think of her speech overall?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I was shocked.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: Devins was clearly shocked, yeah.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_04: And it didn't work because they literally all voted for Devons except for Lala.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_03: What did you think of her, like basically threatening him to I can't believe that worked.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_04: I think if anything, that just gave Devins an excuse to send Drew home.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I don't know if he probably didn't even believe what Taylor was saying.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_04: I think he took that and he was already wanting to vote Drew out, so he just used it and ran with it.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's probably true.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_04: That was tough to watch, I have to say.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_04: What did you think?
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I but I think Drew handled it very well.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: So well, but I mean obviously he was hurt, but he knew it was the right move.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: Like, but it was just that he's just a kid, you know, and he was really close to Devin's.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: And I don't know if he would have taken Devons, I don't know, but I think he probably would have.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: He was his little bitch.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_04: What did you think about Devons winning um the other thing?
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, obviously, America's player should have gone to Angela.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_03: I think I've heard that people think that was also producer driven.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's illegal.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_04: Is it?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, you can't like have a contest and give money and say it's gonna be up to a fan vote and not have it be a fan vote.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_04: There's no way.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, thank you for clearing that up.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_04: We'll shut that down right now.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you very much.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_04: That's great, good job.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, Devons Devons has so much charisma.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_04: He should be in TV, like he should be on that stupid ass big brother show that they do.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_04: Madeline, he's a news anchor.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, really?
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_04: Well, great.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_04: He has a perfect job for his personality.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_04: I'm very happy for him.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_04: He's way ahead of you.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_04: In a small market, obviously, that's why he needs the money.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_04: Megan, Georgia, I believe.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: Well, maybe this, you know, the one episode of the morning show I did watch, Reese Witherspin's character went from like small market to um anchoring on like a national morning show in like the very first episode, which is why I quit.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_04: But maybe Devin's could end up on GMA for this.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_04: I could see it.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_04: Definitely.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_04: Something he's gotta do something with his hair, but well, yeah, obviously.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, I wish we could have seen like that Taylor Devon's conversation.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: I wish we could have seen a little bit more.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's like the editors just kind of like they just like sent them home early.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: There was nothing, there was nothing from the like last three days of them being in the house.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, overall, I think it was a good season.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_03: I enjoyed it.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_03: I think the right person won for once.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was great to watch.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_04: Someone who actually deserved it win.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and now we have started Survivor, but you don't watch that.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: No, how was it?
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_04: How is it?
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_04: Is it good so far?
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_04: We're off to a great start.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_04: Congrats.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_04: Shall we move on to the Bravo sphere?
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_04: So you texted me.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, you are gonna love this episode of Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_04: Was I right?
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, which part were you referring to, or were you just referring to it as a whole?
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_04: As a whole, yeah, you were right.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_04: Everything that was happening, I was like, oh, this is why Lil says I'm gonna love it.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_04: This is why Lil says I'm gonna love it.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_04: And then more stuff kept happening, but we have to talk about the mentalist.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_00: Teresa was a rough watch there.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, but that was what happened to me.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: I went to I saw a mentalist in some random resort in Mexico.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he did the same trick to me.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_04: How did he do it?
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, ma'am.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how these people do it.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_04: Like, and when Kyle came out, she's like, What happened?
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: And they were like, He wasn't even hitting you, and it was the same with me.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, What do you mean he wasn't tapping me?
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we've also seen people do things like this uh at the Magic Castle, yes, and I always think it's really cool.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_04: It is cool, and I forgot that that mentalist in Mexico, which I think that talent is like way too good to be just like style like at a resort in Mexico, but he was like did the same thing with the the board writing down things that like people had had in their heads.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_04: Like, how did you know Chanelion was thinking of some chick named Ruth?
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: I there are like some books that are written about this.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like, if you really want to know, you can probably go down the rabbit hole, but I do, I do want to know, so maybe I will go down the rabbit hole.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, let me know what you what you learn.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_04: I'll report back.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_04: And then I mean Loann, she levitated for God's sake in her town.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_04: So Luann is really the star of this whole show.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_04: She gave a a 75-minute speech.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_04: Can you imagine?
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_04: She was reading and she was reading off that paper the whole time.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_04: Like, did she really need to look at her script to be able to say that she knows that Jill runs in a fabulous circle of people?
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, because like I know that I I know that every day of my life.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_04: I know that like the back of my hand.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, she was obviously having beverages.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_01: Many, many a beverage.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_04: I meant to look this up beforehand, but she kept calling Carol the Laureate poet.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_04: Isn't it poet laureate?
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'll look that up.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm not actually sure.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so a poet laureate is an official poet appointed by government, state, or institution to resent to represent and promote poetry.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_04: So she kept calling her her laureate poet, and I was like, nah, alright, girl.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_04: That's not it.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_04: We also had Dorinda at this Halloween party reliving her SNL moment and her NSL moment.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_04: Jessel was annoying and unnecessary.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's not cute to be like, I don't know any of this.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know any of these references.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't watch.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's like not no.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just shut, shut, shut your mouth.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: Shut your mouth.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: Pay your respects.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_04: I did like having to watch Jorinda say to her though, like it was the iconic moment of housework.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_04: Chanel was the opposite.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_04: I thought she was great in this setting.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_04: She just like was sprinkled in here and there, like she wasn't too much.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_04: It almost made me want them to find a place for her.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_04: Almost.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_04: Almost.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_04: I think this was a great place for her.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, I didn't fly from Dubai for this, and she kept calling Dorinda Ramona, which sent me.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think that Bravo ever considered having Ramona participate?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_04: Absolutely not.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_04: She's not, she's like canceled.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, not thoroughly because she will be on the golden life, right?
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, definitely.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_04: Something that was very interesting was during the talent show, I saw a face.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_04: Hang on, I took a picture of it.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_04: A face that I knew that I knew.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know who this person is?
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_04: It looks familiar, but I can't quite place it.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_04: I'll give you a hint.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_04: Her ex-boyfriend's name is Igor slash Justin.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I was thinking.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I I'm not crazy.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_04: So the the chick from 90 Day Fiance who dated Igor slash Justin was in the crowd.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_04: The crowd of people that everyone was like, uh this is a lame party.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: Who are these people?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_04: Very interesting.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_04: The party itself was.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure I would have wanted to be there.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, to hear Luann shout, I mean, we basically had to hear Luann talk for 75 minutes straight, and it was a little much, even for us.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_04: Can you imagine?
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_04: What did you think of the why was there a talent show at this party?
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_03: What shocked me is that there was a talent show that Luann wasn't participating in.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_04: That's true.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_04: Well, she would win if she participated.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_04: It's unfair.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_04: I don't see how that would matter to her.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_04: We'll get to her again in a second, but the talent show, talent shows and Halloween don't go together, in my opinion.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_04: And we go from the highest of highs to from Luann Luanning to Alex McCord tainting her legacy with the most atrocious display of Hermine Munster shoe break dancing I've ever seen.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_04: I still love her.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_04: It's fine.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_04: That was painful to watch.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_04: I felt like my eyes were being stabbed with forks.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't like love it, but I will let it go because I still love her.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_04: At the end, she brought out the Herman Munster shoe cake.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_04: And I thought, this is delightful.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_04: This would have sufficed.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_04: This kneels the joke.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_04: You don't have to do that.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_04: Totally.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_04: Totally.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_04: Other thing that you did.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_04: So we end with Luann again.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_04: We start with Luann, we end with Luann, and it comes up that she is in the center of every photo.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_04: And she said something that really made me laugh.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_04: She said, Tall in the middle, right?
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_04: I am a tall person.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_04: I am always the tallest person in a photo.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_04: And I can confirm that tall in the middle is never a thing that tall people say.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Never.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even that tall.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: And I still feel like I'm typically one of the taller ones, and I go to the back.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: To the back, to the end.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_04: So it's weird though.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like two things are true because they show a bunch of situations of flashbacks of her saying, um, you know, I want to stand here, I want to stand here, pushing Vicky off the couch.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_04: But then she's also caught on camera telling the ladies whoever city it is to go in the middle, like oh Portia in the middle, you know.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: I assume that then there's just multiple pictures being taken.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, but it really made me laugh.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_04: All of it.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_04: How do you feel about Lou Man after this?
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_04: Does this change things for you?
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_04: Do you love her more or less?
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Um, I think I love her the same, but I do need her to reel it in now.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's only one more episode.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, but that's good because I just feel like we might be getting into the too much of a good thing territory.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_04: I feel as though we this show wouldn't be half as good if she weren't doing what she were doing, though, I have to say.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_04: If you take her out of the equation, we don't really have much.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: I guess that's true.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_04: So thank you for your service.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_04: You just love her so much, though.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_04: I do.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_04: Well, shall we stay in New York?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_03: We shall.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_04: So we pick up things up where we left off at the Seder, and Carol calls Jessel a dingbat.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_04: Which is fair.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think she knew she was being called a dingbat.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_04: It didn't seem to like land.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_04: No, her eyes were just so vacant.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_04: But you know, she is a ding bat, so the other big debate was about Daisy's rent controlled apartment.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_04: And I just think everyone should shut the fuck up about it.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_04: I agree.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_04: Because everyone would kill to have a rent controlled apartment.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: I know, that's why I don't understand.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody knows that.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_04: This is like a a waste of a of a topic.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_04: It really was.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_04: We get to some serious moments with Haley's mom.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_04: And hey seeing Haley's mom, I was like, oh my god, like any reason this girl's fucked up, it's because of that woman.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, without a doubt.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: Without a doubt.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: She pushed her into the arms of a recently separated John Goslin.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_03: When she was like at like 22, yeah.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_04: And and then her mom says now, all these years later, nobody understands what we went through.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_04: I'm still traumatized from it.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_04: Those were direct quotes from her mother who caused this.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_04: What a choice.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_04: She's not gonna like the way she looks.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_04: I guarantee it.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_04: Like the internets are not gonna be nice to this woman.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_04: No, and Haley's like, I thought it was a little odd that she wanted me to date him, but she still did it.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, you when you're 20, he was like a little bit famous.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: I can see it.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_04: I can see it too, 100%.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_04: Especially if I had my mom's support.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_04: My mom's encouragement, yeah.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_04: Like, why would my mom steer me wrong?
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_04: She's my mom.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_04: So I felt bad for her because, like, if she fucked her up in that way, Lord knows what else this mother has done to her.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's sad.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_04: She really just came out to be this kooky crazy.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_04: Kooky crazy.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_04: I'm in crazy mode.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_04: We'll get to crazy mode.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_04: We also had another emotional moment with Cy, who revealed more about her mom's alcohol addiction.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_04: That was sad.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: That was so sad.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: She said that like her mom stayed at their house and like painted all over the walls and like left food all over and never let the dogs out.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_04: And so Cy took her mom to a shelter.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_04: And three months.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_04: She had to.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_04: Three months later, she died.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because the kids were involved.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_04: The kids couldn't see her like that.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she had to.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: I feel really sad for her.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: And I obviously like her marriage is no longer.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_04: We learn more about how her husband paid for her birthday dinner on her credit card.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_04: Which, okay, but aren't married couples like isn't your money my money?
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's how my marriage is structured, but clearly hers isn't.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_04: So if it's not structured that way, like you should be paying for your wife's birthday dinner.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean, you would think.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_04: We got um another Martha Stewart sighting.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think Martha's too demanding of Daisy?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_04: I think she's exactly the way that we all imagined she would be, and I wouldn't.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_04: And I think Daisy knows.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_04: Daisy's been with her for years.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_04: That's true.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: Martha is like a tough bitch.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_04: But Daisy can fight back.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_04: Daisy said, I want my girls' trip.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, she has to.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_04: She's on Housewives now.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_04: And I think Martha needs to, you know, Martha.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure that she got Martha's support before she got on the show.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_04: Obviously, Martha appearing with her shows that she's supportive.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_04: So deep down, Martha understands.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_04: And Martha also knows how to make a TV show.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_04: So she knows what's gonna, she knows the conversation about work is gonna be good for viewers.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_04: She knows giving ice water to a kid on the street is gonna be good for viewers.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_04: A boy that she thought was a girl.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_04: My name's Ruby, and I'm a girl.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_00: What else happened?
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Carol had her uh charity gala, and Erica couldn't go because she said Anne invited her to the Devil Wars prod premiere.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_04: And I call bullshit because if she were actually close with Anne Hathaway, she would call her Annie.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone that's close to her calls her Annie, and she didn't.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_04: Who was it that said it's not like Meryl invited you?
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_04: I forget, maybe Carol.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_04: That was funny.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_04: So then all the ladies just like won't shut the fuck up at the charity gala, and that was it.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_04: In during Watch What Happens Live, guess who was there to support Haley?
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_04: Who?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_04: Brittany Bateman.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_04: They're like really good friends.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_04: Which I can totally see it.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_04: They're both so kooky crazy.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's that's true.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: So speaking of Britney, how about Salt Lake?
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: How about Britney assaulting disabled people in an airport on St.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: Patrick's Day?
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's my nightmare.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody like her coming out to me.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: You're not weird, green, can I pinch you?
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_02: Get the fuck out of here.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_04: But this is why we love her.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_04: This is she's doing what she's supposed to be doing.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: No man, I just I love her so much.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_04: She can do no wrong.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_04: And she looked stunning in her green outfit.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry, at the bar and the whatever wherever they were outside.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_04: Sure.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_04: I gotta say, San Francisco seems like a great place to spend St.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_04: Patrick's Day.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_04: I never actually like went out there on St.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: Patrick's Day, and I regret that.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_04: It was poppin'.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_04: Speaking of Ashley, what did you think of?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_04: So we find out that Ashley rimmed her now husband's toothbrush in the toilet when he did something bad.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_04: She owns it.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, so then Angie got everyone toothbrushes as a way to bring up this fact.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_04: And I thought Ashley was a masterclass in how to shut down a stunt.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: I agree.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: She's fitting in just perfectly so far.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_04: I wish that she would have had a worse reaction just for the TV of it all, but she's like, Yeah, I did do this and I would do it again.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, wow, we don't see that very often.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like Angie's being unreasonably mean.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_03: Like she didn't need to spread that, and it's because she's going through struggles in her personal life.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_04: But also, she knows her job too.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_04: She does.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: Like she knows that you know, bringing toothbrushes, she thought it would be a gag that would land.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_04: And I mean, I would have expected it too.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I never would have expected that Ashley would have fired back.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'm glad she did though.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: Me too.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_03: But I didn't like her crying later on.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, once they all started screaming, you know, my eyes glazed over a little bit.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_04: But we did learn more about Angie and Sean.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_04: They haven't kissed or hugged in two years, she said.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_04: That's really sad.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_04: And it feels like they've just been in this limbo and no one it's seemingly as though no one has taken an effort to like try to fix it.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: If it's been two years.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's just like, I don't know how you let it go that long.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_04: I guess it's easy to say when you're not in it.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_04: I guess.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_04: I just I don't know.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_04: You want to believe that things will change because they were good for so long.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, she was so happy with this man for so long, you know?
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_04: So now obviously we know they're separated, but that's sad.
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: Which I think did obviously.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: If I mean, really, like if it has been two years, that's yeah, you need to be separated, I think.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_04: So also, we never talked about last week how Whitney called Meredith out for wearing a wig.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_04: Remember, she's like, I think it's great that she owns her facelift and her wig.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: And the producer's like, she didn't say she was wearing a wig.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but it's very obvious that she's wearing a wig.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_04: Why are we not spending more time?
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_04: Like, why is she owning the facelift but not the wig?
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_04: I don't get it.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know because the wig is like so obvious.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_03: You know.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, man.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: That's biz it's bizarre.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_04: I liked this episode, I thought it was nice.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I got no complaints.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_04: I don't feel like we're in for a sleeper season, you know.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I never, never have complaints with these ladies.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_04: I do have complaints with Orange County peruge.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_03: Let's hear it.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_04: I don't need to see Alexis Bellino again.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_04: I don't need it.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_04: Stop it.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_04: Stop it.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_04: Why were they just like standing there in the entryway?
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_04: Like when Heather said they didn't wave, they were literally just standing there.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what were they waiting for?
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_04: Was that a production thing?
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but I'm just like, I don't nobody's asking for this.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_04: I actually was thrilled.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: I thought Tamra's THC party was way better than the Ultimate Girls Trip anniversary OC stop.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_04: It really was.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_04: That's Tammy Knickerbocker.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_04: Tammy Knickerbocker's four-year-old son is gonna be 24.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_04: Lynn Curtin, Bronwyn, who looks like a totally different person, but you haven't gotten to the Bronwin.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_04: No, I haven't, yeah.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_04: But Lizzie was Elizabeth Vargas hosted it like crazy town.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_04: Um, Joe, De La Rosa, and her husband, Quinn the Cougar.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: Gina Keyo, they had the subtitle of her.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_04: That was sad, but she looks great.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_04: I know that's a Teddy.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_04: Teddy.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm sorry that you had to see Alexis again.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_04: It didn't bother me.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, congrats.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_04: I also um we had uh Emily's in-laws Persian party.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_04: And I didn't know Shane's parents were filthy rich.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they are.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_03: Um, it just seems like they're like really going through it, and like they keep saying they're so tired, they have so much going on, but I don't their kids are like older.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, one of them is like deeply troubled, clearly.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: But it seems like Emily isn't around, yeah.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we also had uh Vicky and Tamara getting those PRNOVO scans, and I just want to say, I'm sorry, but now we can talk about privilege.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_04: Those scans are like$2,000 each.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_03: Those scans should be basic medical standard coverage for everyone because the technology exists, and that's why I hate this country.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: Me too.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_04: They're talking about how important it is to be proactive about their health.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, being proactive about your health is a privilege that we don't have like I like you and I are both adults, we make like enough money, you know.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_04: Like we neither of us are rich, but like we're we're like okay, you know, we're fine, and we could never afford these PRNO scans once a year.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_04: No, and it's just like imagine how many lives would be saved.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_04: I would need to budget for it like once every couple of years.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: People say that like you know, health companies don't want everyone to get these scans.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: Because then there wouldn't be an industry for I wonder I wonder like what if you can get these in other countries easier.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good question.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_04: Probably.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_04: But there the whole brain damage storyline, it's like more grasping at straws.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, and they I this this feels like producer driven because she literally said don't tell my brain damage, and then that's like exactly what she did.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I just feel like they there's nothing there, and they're just like trying.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: And the more I see of Carmela, the more I'm getting one hit wonder vibes.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, definitely, which is unfortunate.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_04: She seems nice enough, but I I think again, OC needs to be put on pause.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's quite a take.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's shocking or wrong, but I just feel that they never will because it's the flagship show.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_04: Vanderpump rules one way.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, but Orange County is what started it all.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but I don't think that Bravo is.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_04: I think Bravo is too good.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_04: They're too good.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_04: They they know when there's too much of a good thing.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_04: They'll give it their best college try.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_04: You know, they good, they brought back Alexis, they brought back Gretchen, they brought back Vicky, like they've they've been trying everything.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_04: They want to be able to say they tried everything before they um put the show down.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_04: They're trying all the treatments.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_04: But at some point, I mean, the show is dying, and we need to we need to put it out of its misery.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_04: They need to put us out of our misery.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure that I fully agree.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_04: So you're you like it, you're happy.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just not ready to give up on it, I think.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_04: Well, what can they do?
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't I certainly don't know the answer to that.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_04: If you don't have any helpful ideas, I don't have any helpful ideas, but I know that I don't want it to go away.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I guess that's fine.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_04: Like you're not you're not getting paid for to give them helpful ideas.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody's asking me how nobody from Bravo is coming to say, what should we do, Low?
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody's even asking for us to have this conversation right now.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_04: We have a solid 11 listeners who are.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: I did get a little snap.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, what'd you get?
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_04: We took a tiny break.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_04: I had a left, I have a leftover hot dog from yesterday.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_04: So you're gonna eat that like while we're talking, or I am, I absolutely am.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I feel like I do a lot of the heavy lifting anyway, like with the this is, I mean, I'm just gonna say it.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I feel like you leave a lot of silence and pauses, and then I'm the one that has to like, as you as you buy your your hot dog, I'm gonna talk about how I have to always lead the way with like the transitions and the sometimes I'll say something and I'll just get up.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_04: And I mean, definitely while your mouth is full of hot dog, so you can't disagree with me.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: But I usually do agree with you though.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, while you enjoy your hot dog, I'm gonna talk about below deck.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna transition to below deck, okay?
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_04: With your mouth full of hot dog?
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_04: How are we gonna do it?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_04: Let's hear it.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_03: Shall we talk about below deck?
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, we shall.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_04: What do you have to say?
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_03: I have to say that I am devastated that this season is coming to an end.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_04: And I can't believe that Luke has the balls to show his face there again.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_04: He is so cringe, he's just yucky.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_04: Like watching him is icky to me.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_04: I agree.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think he's hot, I think he's disgusting.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_03: But I saw guess who is going around town with Cooper now.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: Who chef joy?
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_04: She almost killed him with a nut.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_04: I saw it on TikTok.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: Cooper is so could not be less hot.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_04: Seeing him in that speedo with his puka shell necklace, I was almost as icked out by him as I am by Luke.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_03: So apparently Kat should be more concerned about Joy than she is about Jen.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_04: Joy seems a lot older than Cooper.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: How old is Joy?
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_04: Standby.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, the internet doesn't know.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_04: But she has over 10 years of experience.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_04: The internet doesn't have her age.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_04: You've gotta be kidding me.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_04: Are you looking?
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_04: Coop and Joy are filming a new season right now.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_04: Someone said I would be surprised if something happened between Cooper and Joy, but who knows?
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_04: Joy does like tall fuckboys.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_04: She's 37.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh wow, she's older than I thought.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_04: And Cooper is like 24.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying what I saw on the interwebs.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_04: He's 25, she's 37.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_04: But you know what?
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_04: If that's what they want to do, if they're having fun, I support them.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_04: I think Kat was too serious for him all along.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think he was never real about his feelings, and that's you know, now that I'm thinking about it, I think Jen might have posted it.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_04: G-E-N-Jen?
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_04: Posted what that they were together?
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_04: She would.
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_04: Um, anyway.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_04: We have to um give Sandy some props.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_04: 36 years sober.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_04: Like, as if I couldn't love this woman more.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_04: I thought this end was like, I was like smiling ear to ear while she was saying all of this stuff.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_04: I was like almost emotional.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, my parents, like, they don't have to worry about if I'm gonna die anymore.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I'm leading a boat.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_04: And then we find out that Acia's mom was an alcoholic.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_04: And that Aisha would like get nervous walking home from the school bus because she never knew like what she was gonna come home to.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_04: And then her mom spent two years in rehab, and she's been sober for 10.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_03: So happy, like sweet Aisha.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_04: I feel so bad that she had to grow up like that.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe that's what she's such a good stew, though.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe she'd parent her mom, and now she's parenting others.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_04: She's gonna be the best mom ever.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_02: What did you think about the charter guest with a fiance and then many a boyfriend?
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: The owner of the abbey.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_04: I texted um one of my friends who frequents the abbey, and I was like, oh my gosh, the owner's here.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_04: And she's like, or on below deck, and she's like, Tristan.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, Yep.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_04: My boyfriend's and his fiance.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_04: They were like trying to get Joe to be part of it.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_04: They were like, Joe, like you never have to work, you'll get a you'll get health benefits.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I would do that for sure.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, but my question is like, do they all like each other?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure they get in little spats.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what what is that?
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: They all live together?
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what's the I want more information?
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think that this could be like the start of like a spin-off show?
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I would watch that.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_04: You would?
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, wouldn't you?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure if I can take it on.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I would totally watch that.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_04: Did you see the part where Joe dove into a rock?
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and then the other guy, the guest, like jumped headfirst into the roof of the boat.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, how did that happen?
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_04: Why can't I remember how that happened?
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_04: What do you mean he jumped?
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: Jumping onto the slide, but like jumped too high and like hit his head on the oh yeah.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_04: And then they were like in the hot tub doing like handstands, and then one of them fell then, too.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, he was okay, he wasn't bleeding at that point, but just a mess.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_04: I know there's a lot of injuries on the seas.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_04: I wonder because we're like new to this, if that's common.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe they must sign waivers because Joe literally said on Watch What Happens Live he was going too fast.
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, you're gonna get sued.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_01: No, they probably signed their life away.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're right.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_04: You're right.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_04: Well, below deck original is coming back.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I think we're just gonna have to watch it.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_04: I think we are here for the for the journey.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_04: We're setting sail.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_04: It's a new captain that we've never seen before.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_04: Captain, maybe his name is Gary.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, he's new, or we just haven't seen him.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_04: He's new to us.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_04: He's very not new, but okay.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_04: He's like that older gentleman.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_02: There's two because Captain Lee.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, maybe it's Captain Lee.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe that's who it is.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_04: He's like an older bald man, and um the de the Chief Stew's name is Frazier.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_04: Frazier's Fraser.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_04: Who I've heard of.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm excited.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm here for it.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_04: I'm ready for a new, a new group.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_04: Totally.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_04: Um, would you like to move in?
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_02: Shall I move into the TLC, the learning community, learning channel, whatever the hell.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_04: Learning channel.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_04: I have to tell you, it's time to transition to a new topic.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_04: Like you're not pulling your weight.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: I was wondering if there was anything else on Bravo.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: I forgot.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just trying to make sure all my ducks are in a row.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_02: Just think they're out.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_04: I don't have that much to say about 90-day fiance, honestly.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_04: As you take away from your hot dogs, so I guess I'm gonna have to.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_04: I will say that Thomas is literally the biggest idiot of all time.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_04: I hate him.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_04: Why do you feel that way?
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_04: Because he was like, we talked about this a little off-mic, but the fact that he's like, oh yeah, she got a TV, but I'm not gonna help her set it up.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna have any part in that.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_04: Like, what a dick.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_04: Help your wife set up a TV.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_04: You don't have to fucking watch it.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_04: He's just a weenie.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_04: Super weenie.
• 41:55
  SPEAKER_04: And remember the part where um he said when he was they were like trying to say that he's not ready to be a father because he's like so terrible.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_04: And they're like, what about if your daughter wears perfume?
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, she's gonna listen, she's not gonna do that.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_04: And they were like laughing at him, like, your kid is not gonna listen to you.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I have a different gonna have a different parenting style.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like I also think that it was kind of a reach for them to say that because if let's say that he really does have like sensitivity, allergy, whatever, I feel like if our parent had that and they were like, hey, that's like really uncomfortable for me, we don't like hate them so much that we would put it on despite them.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_04: Like, most kids don't like that.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_04: When I was a teenager, I definitely would have.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think you would have.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_04: I just think he's in for a rude awakening if he thinks that he's gonna have a kid that's gonna listen to everything he says.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_04: Like, kids fight back, especially as they grow up.
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_04: Like, that's part of it that they test their boundaries and stuff, you know?
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_03: I do, and that's true, but not I think there's like lines of what you push back on and what you don't.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: I guess we'll just like a health issue for him.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you'd really have to hate your parent.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_04: But what about all those other issues?
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_04: Like, is this baby gonna have a crib?
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_04: Is this baby gonna have like a playmat?
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_03: That's the real question, you know.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: Like how babies come with a lot of things.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't know that Thomas is equipped to deal with that.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_04: He's not.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_04: But that's that's Paula's problem.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_04: Did you um oh, she finally like admitted why she had like six people staying with them?
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's because she wanted to be close to them.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, Oh, I guess that makes sense.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_04: She just like loves her family.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_04: Like, it's like when you're coming to stay with me in Thanksgiving, and I'm like, Oh, there's no way that you're not gonna stay with me because I want to see my baby.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_04: That doesn't they but Like she could have stated an Airbnb with them.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_04: That's true.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_04: Especially if she has like all this money that she's not using on in America, which is kind of unfair.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_03: There's no excuse why she they couldn't have been in an Airbnb.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's the craziest thing.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, you're right.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_04: Justified.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_03: Um, who else do we get more from?
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_04: We got up Maxwell and Aisha, but there wasn't that much to say, honestly.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why Sean didn't say, Aisha, are you prepared to go live in Nigeria?
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: Because, like, that's what we're looking at, you know.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_04: And when she does, will they be on the other way?
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_04: I would definitely watch them on the other way.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm gonna watch the other way regardless, so I would watch them.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_01: There was a sneak peek episode that I did not watch.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, I don't watch those either.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm waiting for the real thing.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_04: Is it starting tonight?
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I guess it is, isn't it?
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_04: And they don't even give you a minute to catch your breath.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want a minute, so I wouldn't mind a minute.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_04: No, no minutes.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_04: And then I think the last couple we had was Debbie and Mito.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: Which we did not spend nearly enough time harping on his scammer of it all.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_03: Like, he got off so easy.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't understand it.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_04: I don't either, but we did get a performance out of him, and when he cried, it did send me.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_04: But why is nobody correcting him on the line?
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_04: Because, like, what's the point?
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_04: What is the point?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_04: I just think he cried on command.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_04: That's impressive.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_04: I have to give it to him.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: He has a lot to pull from because he's a homosexual man married to an old woman, so his life is very sad.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_04: She didn't know that he had said that the sex was so so.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_04: That was like a shocking um like revelation for her.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_01: He's a lot too easy, I feel.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_04: The girls did sit her down afterwards and did what Sean didn't do and say they don't think he's here for the right reasons.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_04: Fell on deaf ears.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think that she's like enjoying her life right now?
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_04: Do you think she regrets it?
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know what?
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_03: I don't actually think she regrets it yet.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_03: And if she does, she hasn't admitted it to herself.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think it she has like this completely different, she's living a different life in her mind than she's actually living in real life.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_03: So for her, she's happy.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_03: I did hear somewhere along the way that they're gonna move to West Hollywood.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_04: Stop! He's gonna be hooking up with guys every night.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: She said there was no way they were gonna move to Los Angeles, and yet I I just heard this on again the interwebs, so I don't know.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_04: Why wrong?
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_04: Then they could be unhappily ever after.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_04: I would watch them for sure.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I probably would too.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_04: Would you watch uh Thomas and Paula Unhappily Ever After?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_04: Um no, I wouldn't be happy about that.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_04: I would watch them.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_04: Especially if they're trying to have a baby, like and if she's pregnant, once she gets pregnant, then I'll watch them on that.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, like who am I kidding?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'll watch whatever they give me.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_04: You will.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_04: Fine.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm I'm guessing Monday is gonna be that hunt for love day.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, which hopefully starts tomorrow as well.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_04: Because last resort is done.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_04: And honestly, I think that this last resort episode was more pop-in than the 90-day fiance reunion episode that we got this week.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting, interesting take.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, first we have Russ.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_02: Russ is crazy.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_02: Russ is such a weenie, he's such a weenie.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_04: He won't let this woman go.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_04: No, and then the the therapists came on and were like, Russ, you have to let this woman go.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_04: She doesn't stop.
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_04: You have to stop.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you all the other contestants were like, you have to let her go, dude.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_04: Like you have to she's out, and he's like, they're like, if you don't let her divorce you, she's gonna be miserable and hate you for the rest of her life.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_04: And he's like, Well, if she divorces me, I'm gonna be miserable and hate her for the rest of my life.
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_03: Great, that's just great.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_03: What a good way to approach it.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_03: Stupid.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but um Jenny and Submit, which definitely made me emotional when she's like, I'm okay, don't cry for me.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't want her to talk.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like, don't talk.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_00: Save save your save your voice.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_04: But like it's there's just only one ending of that.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_04: This is this is only gonna end one way.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_04: I know, and it breaks my heart, like I can't even think about it, but I just can't I don't know how she's has such a positive attitude.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't either.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be just like I would just take to the bed and that's where I would remain until the end.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_04: I can't even I can't even think about it.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_04: And it's you know a lot of people I feel like a lot of like like Eric Jane just died of ALS.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_04: I guess that's it.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_04: You got one.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_04: I thought there might be more.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_04: Um but there aren't the real drama was with Rebecca and Zayed.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_04: Zayed.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_04: Zayed.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_04: Zied?
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_04: Zied.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know why that took me so long.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_04: Nudie pictures.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_04: That was shocking.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_04: Nudie nudes.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_04: Did you look at them?
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_04: I did.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_04: Ew no.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_04: God, did you want to gouge your eyeballs out?
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's mean.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_04: That is so rude.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_04: They were they were fine, they were perfectly delightful nudes.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_04: Really, they were perfectly delightful nudes.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: They were they were fine.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_04: They weren't exactly what you'd think they would be.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm good off of that.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_04: So I had to do the research.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, gonna let you did it.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't gonna be me.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_04: I will tell you, there are a lot.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_04: A lot.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_04: And if I saw them for free, like I don't know how she's made money because they're out there.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't have to pay for her OnlyFans account.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_04: They're just there, and there's like 15 of them.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, hold on.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: Do I have to explicitly type in nude photos?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_04: I did it on an incognito browser for what it's worth.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_04: Just I don't know, because I was on my phone.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_03: She's got a tag old biddies, though.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_00: She does.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_04: Um and she's got a 70s um style down there.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_02: And this is all on OnlyFans?
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know where it is.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_04: It's just out.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_04: It's on Google.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: I yeah, like what is why did she take these?
• 51:09
  SPEAKER_04: Well, she explained why she took them because she had to keep a roof over their head.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_04: But where is she selling these?
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_04: I honestly don't know because they're out there.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Why didn't this come up when Kara was talking about it?
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_04: She said she was praying the whole time that it wouldn't.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_02: Did you watch?
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_02: I thought that I had finished this episode, but now that you're saying this, I'm like, maybe I didn't finish it.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_04: None of this sounds familiar to you?
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_04: I might have missed the last block, I think.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_04: This was like a last hour, dude.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_04: So, okay.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_04: So I don't know.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_04: I so it started when Rebecca said that something came out on between the sheets, which is like the extended special, which so it's all the lead up to this.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm already watching two hours of this stupid show of my precious time.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_04: Don't include important things in between the sheets.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_04: I can't watch it.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's well, Matt Sharp wants us to, so that's what they're doing.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_04: But you know what?
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_04: As long as if I'm just gonna have to tell myself, like, if something important happens on between the sheets or any of these pillow talk, these extra bullshit things, I'm gonna have to um just like know that if it's important enough, it will be in the reunion.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_04: So that's what I'm gonna tell myself.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_04: So Sarper brought up the new photos, I'm sure you saw that, and then she storms off.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_04: And then did you see the daughter-in-law saying, from what my friends at home told me, like you look hot as fuck.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh we had a technical difficulty to edit around.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_04: Back to Rebecca, back to Rebecca and her daughter-in-law knowing about these photos.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_04: So apparently, Zied didn't know that she was posting nudes online until Patrick and Guillermo said it on between the sheets.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yikes.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_04: Because Rebecca, stop me if you know this, but it seems like you don't.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_04: Rebecca told Guillermo when she was drunk in the castle, like, hey, I like I see Kara's side because I posted nudes online too.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_04: And Guillermo told Patrick, and so she kind of blamed Guillermo, like, Guillermo, I told you not to tell anyone.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_04: Like, I told you it would ruin my life if people found out.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_04: So why did you tell?
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_04: And he's like, and Patrick was like, it's online.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_04: I assumed everyone knew.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you're on TV.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_04: And Kara's like, Girl, you told someone on TV who's on TV, like, he's gonna get out.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_04: Like, she knows it's her fault.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_04: She said, He will never look at me the same.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_04: He's gonna leave me.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, This is my fault.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_04: I should have gotten ahead of it.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_04: Because even Kara was like, You should have gotten ahead of it, you should have told him.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_04: Because she said that she wasn't making enough to keep the roof over their head, and she was like begging him to work more because he's an HVAC and in the winter he didn't get a lot of business.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_04: So she was like begging him to work more, and he wouldn't do it, I guess, according to her.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_04: So she said, What if I go online and take pictures, like tasteful, but like sexy pictures?
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_04: And he said, Fine, but they weren't making enough money.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_04: And then Kara's like, It's a slippery slope.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_04: So you would know.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_04: So she never told him that she was taking off her clothes.
• 54:11
  SPEAKER_04: So that's how he found out was up between the sheets.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_04: And he left, Z had got up and left and didn't come back.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_04: So do you think they're done?
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she said, he's gonna divorce me, we're done.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_04: Like, this is it.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_04: And he basically said that outside as he was leaving, like, yeah, like how would you feel if your wife was like naked online?
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_04: And it just sucks because it seemed like they were like doing okay in the castle, and now for this, and it she said it's a hundred percent my fault.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, and Kara should be owning that too, honestly.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_04: Well, Kara isn't wasn't keeping it a secret from him.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_04: That's true.
• 54:48
  SPEAKER_04: Like, Rebecca thought he would never find out about these pictures that are everywhere.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's stupid.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_04: I know, and she knows it.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: So we also had Sarper and Shekinah a lot more on Sarper and Shekinah.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_03: How but but there's also just like not a lot of there there, like she's terrible, and he doesn't want to be with her anymore, and she didn't show up, and she's he's terrible also, honestly.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so honestly, like I don't need to see either of them again.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_03: I feel so does that mean like every single couple broke up then, except Jenny and Samit.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, every single one.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_03: And now that I'm realizing I didn't finish the episode, do the parents still live with Jenny and Samit?
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna guess yes to help take care of her.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_04: No, they moved out, and Jenny's so happy, and everything is aesthetic.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, how did everything just like I they must have like when she got sick, they must have just been like whatever she wants.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_04: Like, yes, yeah, whoever she wants to enjoy her remaining years, yeah.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_04: So happy ending for them.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we move on to hunt for love now.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_04: And I am begrudgingly gonna give it two episodes and see how it goes.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna love it.
• 56:05
  SPEAKER_04: So, in the middle of this pod, my boyfriend came in and made a comment about how he enjoyed the movie The Invite, and you didn't know what he was talking about.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_04: Not a comment.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't even know because a couple weeks ago we watched a movie with Seth Rogan, Olivia Wilde, Penelope Cruz, and um Ed Norton.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_04: And I didn't like it, but it was a movie that was getting some buzz online, and that was it.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_04: You can cut this out if you want, but he just said he liked that movie.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_00: What's it?
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's called The Invite.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_00: Was this is it funny?
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's kind of funny.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_04: It's like um it's like Seth Rogan and Olivia Wilde play this couple in who live in an apartment who are just kind of like they hate each other and they invite their neighbors, uh, Penelope Cruz and Ed Norton over for dinner, and things get a little kooky crazy, but not even that crazy.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_04: I thought Olivia Olivia Wilde directed it and she's like in every scene, and I thought her acting was not good.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_04: So take that for what it is, but anyway, Love is Blind Boston is coming back, I think, this week or next.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was wondering because I know that that was I've been seeing the meet the cast type things on Instagram.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_04: So we have that to look forward to.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_04: Hopefully, they took a note from the UK editors.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, fingers crossed.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_04: Because that season was great.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_04: It was.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_04: So you are you gonna rot for the rest of your day?
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, we have much to accomplish today.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: Like what?
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_03: Gotta finish decorating for Halloween.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta vacuum the house, do some more laundry.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: Um, we're everybody's leaving tomorrow for a trip.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_03: So my son's gonna different trips.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_03: So my son's gonna be with my in-laws, so we gotta pack us and him and all that stuff, and it's gonna be busy.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry about it.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_04: Are you gonna rot?
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_04: Um, yeah, I'm gonna go to bar and then we're gonna go to an open house because my boyfriend is like in love with this house he saw online, and he's like making calls trying to figure out how.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_04: I literally Googled yesterday how to buy a house with no money.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_04: But we're gonna look at it and hopefully hate it, and then we can just let it go.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I saw the pictures, and I don't think you need to worry about it.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's the potential.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_04: That's what this is about.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_04: Obviously, it's not beautiful now, but it's it could be, and it will be.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, but like how much work is gonna have to go into it.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_03: A lot if you already can't afford it.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_04: That's why you need to move back with your husband and your son, and we could be a happy family.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_04: In a three-bedroom house.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_04: No, thank you.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_04: You have your own room, I have my own room, and your baby has his own room.
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_04: No, and there's a whole downstairs that can be converted into like a ADU situation so that the in-laws can come.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you enjoy just think about it the journey.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_03: You enjoy the house viewing, you enjoy your bar.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_03: Let me know what you think of the house.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: I have a feeling we're not gonna have to worry about this.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_04: TBD.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_03: TBD.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_04: Have a great uh business trip.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_04: Your nails look beautiful, they're ready for business.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_04: I think so too.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for rotting with us, everyone.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for rotting.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_02: Goodbye.