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“Reasonably Ridiculous” · UNFIT FOR RADIO with JAYKERS

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SPEAKER_03: I heard the cutie almost didn't let you in the studio.
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SPEAKER_03: They said you're too unfit.
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SPEAKER_03: Even for UFR.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I thought my bodyguard was about to arm wrestle your bodyguard.
0:17
SPEAKER_00: Those guys look like they're hyped up on something I've never seen before.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey! Whatever keeps the bullets away from us.
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SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I pay to see that arm wrestling match.
0:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh we think we get our money's worth.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, it doesn't matter who wins.
0:32
SPEAKER_00: If my guy loses, I'm asking for a refund.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: Ditto.
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SPEAKER_00: Same here.
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SPEAKER_03: Welcome to Unfit for Radio with Jakers.
0:45
SPEAKER_03: He is me.
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SPEAKER_03: We're loved worldwide and hated by a handful.
0:51
SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess sometimes you gotta crack a few eggs to make a great omelet.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, Jakers, like the great theologian Miss Taylor said, haters gonna hate because they're jealous for doing beyond great.
1:05
SPEAKER_00: I think that's what she said anyway.
1:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's all there is to it, folks.
1:09
SPEAKER_00: I am Ray, the old guy who knows everything but forgot half of it.
1:14
SPEAKER_00: And yes, I am a senior star too.
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SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't know you tailor was your thing, man.
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SPEAKER_03: I uh I I I just hope you remember the good parts and and brought those with you today.
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SPEAKER_03: But uh hey, either way, it's gonna be a good one.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, guys, let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
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SPEAKER_00: We've got stories, laughs, questionable decisions, as usual, and all the UFR shenanigans were loved and occasionally blamed for.
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SPEAKER_00: And yes, Ray Facts are back.
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SPEAKER_00: They're about 73% accurate, probably.
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SPEAKER_00: Whether they're educational or completely imaginational, that's for you to decide.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_00: Welcome to Reasonably Ridiculous.
2:04
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
2:05
SPEAKER_00: Wow, that was awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's do it.
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SPEAKER_03: What do you got for us?
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SPEAKER_03: What's uh you got anything reasonable or you got some ridiculousness?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know to start with a joke or a story.
2:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you got jokes?
2:17
SPEAKER_00: I've got jokes.
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SPEAKER_03: I thought that was I thought that was my thing.
2:20
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:21
SPEAKER_00: Well, you can tell jokes too.
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SPEAKER_03: No, yeah, let me hear your joke.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: What do you got?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: Let me see what I got here.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:30
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever think about this?
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SPEAKER_00: Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd, but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar with a bent corner.
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SPEAKER_00: That's real talk.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that really happens.
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SPEAKER_00: It spits those things out, and oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it doesn't know what's going on.
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SPEAKER_00: What do you call an attractive monster?
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SPEAKER_00: Attractive monster?
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SPEAKER_00: Handsome.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Pretty scary.
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SPEAKER_00: I like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Pretty scary.
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SPEAKER_00: I like that one.
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SPEAKER_00: You want another joke?
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SPEAKER_00: Sure.
3:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Smoke them if you got them.
3:10
SPEAKER_00: That's what they say, right?
3:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I've heard that.
3:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I was working in my kitchen the other day, and I got really I'm really bad at proportioning uncooked pasta.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So if you and 110 of your friends want to come over, dinner's ready.
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SPEAKER_02: You made a little extra, right?
3:30
SPEAKER_03: Just a wee bit extra, yes.
3:32
SPEAKER_03: Hey, you're getting paid now.
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SPEAKER_03: You should uh be able to hire one of those home chefs or something like that with your with your bodyguard.
3:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, that would be great.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that would be real nice.
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SPEAKER_03: I recently saw a news story um the other day.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: There was this little town.
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SPEAKER_03: They uh they legalized marijuana, but they banned alcohol.
3:51
SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_03: That doesn't make sense.
3:53
SPEAKER_03: I know.
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SPEAKER_03: It had me thinking.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh my god, did they leave everybody high and dry?
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SPEAKER_00: They must have high and dry.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a good one.
4:04
SPEAKER_00: I hadn't heard that one.
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SPEAKER_00: You know how I am with uh English language.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not your first.
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SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
4:14
SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, it is my first, yes.
4:16
SPEAKER_00: Um anyway, I ran across this the other day.
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SPEAKER_00: Whoever invented the English language has a serious sense of humor.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, here's why.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Phonetic is not.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, you you think about that.
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SPEAKER_00: Phonetic starts with a pH and it should start with an F, and you know, it's not phonetic.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Not phonetic.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, here's another one.
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SPEAKER_00: Abbreviation is 12 letters.
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SPEAKER_00: It should be about three, you know.
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SPEAKER_02: Abbreviation is long.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one that I never thought about before.
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SPEAKER_00: This is great.
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SPEAKER_00: Thesaurus does not have a synonym.
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SPEAKER_00: No?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: And yet a thesaurus is a book full of synonyms, but it doesn't have one.
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SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and here's one, another one.
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SPEAKER_00: Monosyllabic, meaning one syllable.
5:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It's got five syllables.
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SPEAKER_00: So that doesn't make sense either.
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh one of my uh one of my good friends recently told me about how English is racist, too.
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SPEAKER_03: What?
5:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Why?
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SPEAKER_03: Because you notice how things are usually good until you put the word black in front of it.
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SPEAKER_03: Like an eye.
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SPEAKER_03: I love my eye.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll have my eye any day of the week.
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SPEAKER_03: But a black eye, no, thank you.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: A blackout.
5:37
SPEAKER_03: What about ice?
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SPEAKER_03: Ice is great.
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SPEAKER_03: I'll have ice in my drink.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: Black ice?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, you don't want to drive on that.
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh-uh.
5:46
SPEAKER_03: And there's a lot of other ones.
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SPEAKER_03: I think I mentioned it in another episode.
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SPEAKER_03: But yeah, it's and then if you actually if you actually look the term white and black, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh man, it gets dirty.
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SPEAKER_03: It really does.
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SPEAKER_03: Like it's it's like, yeah, yeah, it's not good.
6:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm sorry.
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:04
SPEAKER_03: But anyways, I mean check that out.
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SPEAKER_03: It probably wasn't too too funny going into that, but that's what I mean.
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SPEAKER_03: It's real talk.
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SPEAKER_03: One of my friends uh brought to my attention recently.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like, I never knew that.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, check that out another time.
6:18
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I got a I got an interesting story here.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, story time.
6:22
SPEAKER_00: As I usually do.
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SPEAKER_00: Gather around.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know where I don't know where I got get all these, but this is interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: The Soire A Steakhouse located in Hollywood, Florida.
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SPEAKER_03: This is a real place?
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SPEAKER_00: Real place.
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SPEAKER_00: Real steakhouse.
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SPEAKER_03: Soare?
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SPEAKER_00: Soare.
6:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Welcomes diners to fully disrobe and eat a meal in the nude on the first Monday of each month.
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SPEAKER_03: Nude eating?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
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SPEAKER_00: While guests arrive wearing clothes, they're free to drop their clothes after arriving at the restaurant.
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SPEAKER_03: Wait, they collect them at the front?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, no, you just I I don't know how they do that.
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SPEAKER_03: That's nuts, though.
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SPEAKER_03: That is crazy.
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SPEAKER_03: I gotta I got a clothes joke.
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SPEAKER_03: You ever you ever uh you ever see those pictures of those people dressing their pets?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I like those.
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SPEAKER_03: Those are cute.
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SPEAKER_03: Did you ever notice that you've never seen a turtle in a scarf?
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SPEAKER_03: Do you know why?
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SPEAKER_00: No, why?
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SPEAKER_03: Because they have turtlenecks.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, they don't need one, do they?
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SPEAKER_00: I hadn't thought about that.
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SPEAKER_00: There's more to my story.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_00: The head the head waitress says that um only she and the guests are undressed while the chefs and the servers are fully clothed.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_03: Yep.
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SPEAKER_03: So if there's a head waitress, is there an arm waitress and a neck waitress?
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SPEAKER_00: No, that's no, we're not going there.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
7:52
SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: I just didn't know.
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SPEAKER_00: No, it costs.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
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SPEAKER_00: Tickets are$150 for individual woman,$250 for an individual man, or$300 for two people attending the event together.
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SPEAKER_00: Say it's called a fine dining experience, and I beg to differ.
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SPEAKER_00: Why does men cost more?
8:12
SPEAKER_00: Because they come to Ogle.
8:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know that word.
8:19
SPEAKER_00: That's why, that's why they're there.
8:21
SPEAKER_00: Aggle, huh?
8:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: A DNA discovery has led two families to accuse the North Dakota hospital of changing the course of their lives after learning two newborns were allegedly switched at birth.
8:33
SPEAKER_00: Oops.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'd be mad.
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SPEAKER_00: Kyle Bylin uncovered the truth after receiving an in an at-home DNA test during a Christmas gift exchange.
8:44
SPEAKER_00: Hey, what?
8:46
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
8:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: For a way to find out.
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SPEAKER_00: The test connected him with his biological aunt through a genealogy platform.
8:54
SPEAKER_03: No way.
8:55
SPEAKER_00: Prompting her nephew, Jeremy Morrison, to also take his own test.
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SPEAKER_00: The results confirmed the two men had been raised by each other's biological families.
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SPEAKER_00: According to the complaint, Jeremy and Kaya were the only babies born at that hospital just hours apart on January 28, 1988.
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SPEAKER_00: So they've been 40 years, almost 40 years.
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SPEAKER_00: That is terrible.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
9:20
SPEAKER_00: But interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, without the parents' knowledge, the newborns were switched before they left the hospital.
9:25
SPEAKER_00: Now, which surprises me, now you may be able to speak to this, but I thought as soon as the baby came out, they put the little thing on the arm so that they know.
9:33
SPEAKER_03: But I don't think they did back then.
9:34
SPEAKER_03: That sounds like an older story if it was over 40 years ago.
9:37
SPEAKER_03: Because yeah, when I had my children, they put the security bands on me, my wife, and you know, the child that was born.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe they didn't back then.
9:45
SPEAKER_03: And then, yeah, even if they told me, like, even if I go home and I take a shower and I come back and it's faded and it looks like it doesn't work, do not remove that band.
9:54
SPEAKER_03: If you ever remove that band, you will have very, very uh difficulties trying to go home with your child.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: Sure, you will.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, okay.
10:03
SPEAKER_03: So I so my wife, she was in the ICU and uh my my daughter, she was in the NICU, so they were in there for like a couple couple weeks and stuff.
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SPEAKER_03: So I had to have that band on for a while.
10:13
SPEAKER_03: Right.
10:14
SPEAKER_03: It started stinking.
10:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, mold spots on it.
10:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, anyway.
10:21
SPEAKER_03: I had to I had to take care of it, but yeah, it was it was gross.
10:24
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I want this thing off my arm so bad, but I'm not gonna not gonna remove it and lose my child.
10:31
SPEAKER_00: Heck no, like no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess things were different back then because um otherwise that wouldn't have happened.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because I thought as soon as the the the the baby came out, uh on goes the armband and you and so you identified.
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SPEAKER_03: I yeah, I don't know how it works nowadays.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh I think every hospital probably has different policies, but what do you call a color that doesn't exist?
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SPEAKER_00: A color that doesn't exist.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh invisible a pigment of your imagination.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I like that.
11:09
SPEAKER_00: I like that.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: That's good.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: And since I work with colors, I like I that I should remember that.
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SPEAKER_03: Or you can catch it in the episode.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
11:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, here here's one.
11:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
11:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Or two, I hope.
11:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is this is you know, me and computers don't get along very well.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: But this is me.
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SPEAKER_00: I saved a file to the computer and I got a response from the cloud.
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SPEAKER_00: It said, Got it.
11:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: What?
11:35
SPEAKER_00: And then I said, Oh, cool, where is it exactly?
11:37
SPEAKER_00: And the cloud replied, Where's what?
11:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
11:42
SPEAKER_00: So I must not have done something right, or the cloud misinformed or something.
11:49
SPEAKER_00: That's you're nutty.
11:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I am.
11:51
SPEAKER_00: I told you I'm nutty.
11:54
SPEAKER_03: What do you call a synthetic parrot?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, I heard this one.
12:00
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I know this one.
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SPEAKER_00: No, oh, synthetic parrot.
12:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
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SPEAKER_00: Polyester.
12:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, synthetic material and poly yeah, uh okay, that's good.
12:15
SPEAKER_00: That's good.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: I thought I knew that one, but I I guess I forgot that one.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one.
12:23
SPEAKER_00: This this is this is a true story, okay?
12:26
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, you know I went to my doctor yesterday for a a checkout.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12:35
SPEAKER_00: And the doctor said, What seems to be the problem?
12:38
SPEAKER_00: I said, Well, I think it's this medicine patch you gave me.
12:42
SPEAKER_00: The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours, but I'm running out of places to put it.
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SPEAKER_00: The doctor ha had me quickly undress and discovered that I had over fifty patches on my body.
12:55
SPEAKER_00: You look like patched.
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SPEAKER_00: It said it said every six hours.
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SPEAKER_00: It didn't say anything about taking it off.
12:59
SPEAKER_00: So my gosh.
13:01
SPEAKER_00: So I was kind of I was running out of room to put them.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: You're feeling patchy, huh?
13:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:07
SPEAKER_00: What do you think of that?
13:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
13:10
SPEAKER_00: That's yeah.
13:12
SPEAKER_03: I I hope that's not true.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: No, it wasn't.
13:15
SPEAKER_00: That was a joke.
13:16
SPEAKER_00: I just wrote myself into it.
13:17
SPEAKER_00: Hey, uh, can I I want to share something?
13:19
SPEAKER_00: You know that um in past episodes I've written some uh what are those things called?
13:25
SPEAKER_03: Limericks.
13:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, limericks.
13:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, limericks.
13:27
SPEAKER_00: I shouldn't have remembered the name.
13:28
SPEAKER_00: I wrote some limericks.
13:30
SPEAKER_00: Or limericks and I'm trying to write one for every guest that we have.
13:33
SPEAKER_03: Really?
13:34
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
13:35
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, this sounds fun, really.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: You're so creative.
13:39
SPEAKER_00: But um, I was thinking, poor Ronnie, he's not our guest.
13:43
SPEAKER_00: So he's been our guest.
13:45
SPEAKER_00: He's been our guest, so I guess it counts.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: But I hope he comes back.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't writing those at the time.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: So I But he is part of the UFR family because he's he is our engineer, and yeah, we we love we love Ronnie Cash.
13:59
SPEAKER_00: So I I wrote one and then I wrote two and then I wrote three.
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SPEAKER_00: So he's honored with three limericks.
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SPEAKER_00: He gets to pick which one he likes, and he better leave them all in because they're they're great.
14:09
SPEAKER_00: Don't you edit any of these out, Ronnie?
14:12
SPEAKER_02: You gotta keep them all three, but you gotta let us know your favorite somehow.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: Right.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: The best sound effects go for your favorite.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
14:18
SPEAKER_00: Ready?
14:19
SPEAKER_00: Here's a here's a good one, right?
14:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, they're all good.
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SPEAKER_00: Fire away.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, and for those that don't know, a limerick uh is a five-line poem.
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SPEAKER_00: The first two lines rhyme, the second two lines rhyme, and the fifth one rhymes with the first two.
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SPEAKER_00: Correct.
14:33
SPEAKER_00: That's how that goes.
14:34
SPEAKER_01: Ding ding.
14:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
14:36
SPEAKER_00: There once was a young man named Ronnie who married his girlfriend named Bonnie.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: They first had a kid and then put a bid on a house on a street named Tawny.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: That was a bet.
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SPEAKER_00: So marry and have a kid and all that.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: How's that?
14:53
SPEAKER_00: And buy a house.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: That's nice.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: You're all set up, Ronnie.
14:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: There once was a young man named Ronnie who married his girlfriend named Bonnie.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: They paid off their debt and then placed a bet on a horse they liked named Connie.
15:10
SPEAKER_00: Well, see, he paid off his debt so he had money to go to the horses.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: For Connie, yeah.
15:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay, now this one, I don't know if you'll like this one.
15:17
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
15:18
SPEAKER_00: There once was a young man named Ronnie who married his girlfriend named Bonnie.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: He wrote her a song and then smoked a bong and pressed out on his lawn on Street Tani.
15:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:31
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, Ronnie.
15:32
SPEAKER_00: It rhymed.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: I had to find words that rhyme, so that it it that's the way it always is.
15:37
SPEAKER_02: It fits, it ships.
15:38
SPEAKER_02: That's what the post.
15:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something something like that.
15:41
SPEAKER_03: So that is hilarious, Ray.
15:44
SPEAKER_03: So creative.
15:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
15:46
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna get like an Emmy or whatever they give you.
15:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a Webby, I think.
15:50
SPEAKER_03: A Webby, yeah, Webby for doing notes.
15:53
SPEAKER_03: You know why it's hard for giraffes to apologize?
15:57
SPEAKER_03: Uh giraffes to apologize?
16:00
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
16:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's a long trip down there, isn't it?
16:08
SPEAKER_00: That's uh that's about what, six feet or so?
16:11
SPEAKER_00: Six feet.
16:12
SPEAKER_00: And you thought things got stuck in your throat.
16:16
SPEAKER_00: Imagine I got EoE.
16:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, EOE.
16:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:20
SPEAKER_03: Some some even uh doctors and stuff, they're like, what is that?
16:23
SPEAKER_03: And then they have to go and WebMD it and come back and act like they're oh yeah, I know a lot about that.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I got something here to think about.
16:32
SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm like I like I th I I think about stuff.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: You like to think?
16:37
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
16:37
SPEAKER_00: Well, once in a while I Oh my goodness.
16:40
SPEAKER_03: Here I thought you were thoughtless.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: Here's no, and I'm not thoughtless.
16:44
SPEAKER_00: I do think.
16:45
SPEAKER_00: You think about thoughts?
16:46
SPEAKER_00: Then I then I write these things down and then I save them up and bring them to our to our studio so we can share them with the world.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
16:53
SPEAKER_00: That's exciting.
16:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: When I was a child, I liked uh to have uh different flavors of soda, you know, the strawberry and the cherry and the orange and all that.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: They had soda back then?
17:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they had soda back then.
17:07
SPEAKER_00: I know.
17:09
SPEAKER_00: But I was thinking grape soda doesn't taste at all like grapes.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: But it does taste like purple.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: And I don't really know how to explain that.
17:19
SPEAKER_00: I know what purple tastes like, but I don't know what grapes taste like.
17:22
SPEAKER_00: Wait, purple has a flavor?
17:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: Because purple's my favorite color, so how does it have a flavor?
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Well, everything that you know, if you have orange Kool-Aid orange popsicle, I mean purple, uh you know, a grape, let's start over again.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: When you have a have a purple popsicle or a purple narple?
17:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're naughty.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: You were saying sorry.
17:49
SPEAKER_00: Or a or a purple soda or a purple Kool-Aid or whatever.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: They all taste the same, but they don't taste like grapes.
17:57
SPEAKER_00: They taste like purple.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: They got that uh I I think what you're saying is like that synthetic grape flavor, but it doesn't really taste like grape.
18:03
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't taste like grapes.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: Because if it tastes like grapes, it wouldn't taste like anything because grapes don't have a because grapes are supposed to taste like grapes.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they don't taste like a grape flavor.
18:13
SPEAKER_03: No.
18:13
SPEAKER_03: They taste like an ungrape flavor.
18:16
SPEAKER_03: What do you call a woodpecker that has lost its beak?
18:22
SPEAKER_00: A woodpecker that lost its beak?
18:24
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know, peckerless?
18:27
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was thinking like a headbanger.
18:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: Isn't that a musician or something?
18:33
SPEAKER_03: A headbanger?
18:35
SPEAKER_03: I think they're they're in the in the in the rock genre.
18:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something like that.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: Genre.
18:41
SPEAKER_00: Genre.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Hey, the other day I was what day was that?
18:45
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what day it was.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
18:49
SPEAKER_00: I wish I could remember.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: You know, my my brain is.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: You don't remember this morning.
18:53
SPEAKER_00: No, not hardly.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_00: The other day my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
19:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one.
19:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one with Jacer's.
19:05
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: One time Jaker said, What rhymes with orange?
19:09
SPEAKER_00: And I said, No, it doesn't.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: One time Jacer said, What rhymes with orange?
19:16
SPEAKER_00: And I said, No, it doesn't.
19:19
SPEAKER_00: What doesn't rhyme with orange?
19:24
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I got something here.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh are you gonna share it?
19:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm gonna share it.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, look.
19:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you know how I always say that I'm older than dirt?
19:33
SPEAKER_00: Now I have a little test to see if I'm older than dirt or if our any of our listeners are older than dirt.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: They can take this test and see there's nine things on here.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah?
19:45
SPEAKER_03: Is dirt one of them?
19:47
SPEAKER_00: No.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I kept my paper clean so that I could read it.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: If it was dirty, I couldn't read it.
19:54
SPEAKER_01: That was good, you got it.
19:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I got it.
19:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay, number one.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: This t this is a test to see and you probably don't know any of this.
20:04
SPEAKER_02: No.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: You probably don't, but we'll see.
20:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm probably dumber than a log over here.
20:08
SPEAKER_02: Dumber logs are dumb?
20:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: They don't have a brain, do they?
20:11
SPEAKER_00: No, not that I know of.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: And they're just lying.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: But they know how to grow a tree.
20:14
SPEAKER_02: I guess.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: I guess.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, here we go.
20:18
SPEAKER_00: Wait, logs grow trees?
20:19
SPEAKER_00: Well, tree grows m grows a log.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what comes first, the log or the tree?
20:24
SPEAKER_00: The tree.
20:25
SPEAKER_00: And then it turns into a log and then you Yeah.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:28
SPEAKER_03: Somebody will have to teach us.
20:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:30
SPEAKER_03: Email us.
20:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
20:32
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
20:33
SPEAKER_00: How to know if you're older than dirt, number one.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: If you know the song, when you see the popcorn box, soda cup and candy bar dance across the movie screen.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: Let's go out to the lobby.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Let's go on.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: They really had that?
20:48
SPEAKER_00: They really had that.
20:48
SPEAKER_00: It would dance across the screen to run around.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they'd really dance across the screen and they'd sing the the the the song and oh that's messed up.
20:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's so that was true.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: So you're not that old.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
20:59
SPEAKER_03: No.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: Number two, if you have used a traveler's check while on vacation.
21:03
SPEAKER_00: Yes, my hand is raised.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: I have.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: We used to do that.
21:06
SPEAKER_03: When we go travel, we would always go to the bank and get a bunch of travelers' checks before we I heard about that when I was younger, but when I became an adult and had to travel on my own, that's not something I really ever had to do.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: No, because they're there are credit cards and everybody uses cars.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: Even when I went to Mexico and I wanted to carry like cash, I just went to the bank and got some pesos before I went there.
21:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
21:28
SPEAKER_00: You can do that.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can pick up pesos at pretty much almost any bank.
21:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can.
21:33
SPEAKER_00: So no travelers' checks don't need they're they're still taken because they never expire.
21:38
SPEAKER_00: So if somebody's got some old ones and they want to use them, feel free to use them.
21:42
SPEAKER_00: But they're um I don't know if they'll write you a new one.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: I mean get sell you a new one.
21:46
SPEAKER_03: And who accepts them still?
21:48
SPEAKER_00: It should be everybody because they're they're still good.
21:51
SPEAKER_00: Legal tender.
21:52
SPEAKER_03: Because wasn't wasn't there a lot of fraud that was involved with them or not?
21:55
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
21:55
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: No.
21:56
SPEAKER_00: They just have to match the signature.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay, number three.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you know this one.
22:02
SPEAKER_00: If you know the H pattern on a steering column gear shift.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: H pattern.
22:08
SPEAKER_00: Wait, I got first, second, and third, and then reverse and all that.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:14
SPEAKER_00: Because it that's when they were on the column.
22:16
SPEAKER_00: Now they're all on the they're all on the floor.
22:19
SPEAKER_00: But back then they were it was an H pattern.
22:21
SPEAKER_03: Then they used to have like a term for it, like on the tree and Yeah, something like that.
22:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:27
SPEAKER_03: I remember some my dad or my grandfather.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Four on the tree or something.
22:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't know how that worked, but yeah.
22:32
SPEAKER_03: And an eighth on the floor or something like that.
22:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, something like that.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: Something like that.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: How to know if you're older than dirt number four.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: If you have used printer paper with holes on each side.
22:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, I remember that.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: Remember that?
22:47
SPEAKER_00: It used to bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop through the printer, and and when you when it got out and you tore it off, that was called bursting.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: You burst the the the the tabs off the side of the paper.
22:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's called bursting.
23:00
SPEAKER_03: Interesting.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: Number five.
23:03
SPEAKER_00: If you have ever put a brick in your toilet tank.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: Why?
23:07
SPEAKER_00: Well, back in the olden days.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it saves water because then you don't have as it takes up the the the space, and so you don't have as much water as well.
23:16
SPEAKER_00: Does the brick ever fall apart or that's the problem?
23:18
SPEAKER_00: The bricks, the bricks would deteriorate and clog up the yeah, so they they stopped doing that.
23:24
SPEAKER_00: But I've got a I've got a water bottle in mine.
23:27
SPEAKER_03: Why don't they put like a sandbag?
23:29
SPEAKER_03: Like a little sandbag.
23:30
SPEAKER_00: Well then the sand would still leak out somehow, but I've I've got a a a bottle in my toilet tank.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: You do this?
23:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do this to save water so it doesn't.
23:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh how to know if you're older than dirt number six.
23:47
SPEAKER_00: If you see a picture of Bugs and Daffy and you want to sing the song, Oh Vacher, light the lights.
23:54
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh.
23:55
SPEAKER_00: Remember, you don't know that one.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: No.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
23:58
SPEAKER_00: Bugs and Daffy Show.
23:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
24:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: I know Bugs and Daffy, but I don't know that.
24:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
24:02
SPEAKER_00: That's their that's the song for their cartoon.
24:05
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: Number seven.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, sometimes I still do this.
24:09
SPEAKER_00: If when an old black and white TV show comes on and you start to get up to change the channel, like we used to do in the olden days, there was no such thing as a remote.
24:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:20
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, I see that, and old shows come on, and oh, I yeah, it's time to change the channel.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: When did the flipper come out?
24:27
SPEAKER_00: That was in the 60s.
24:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: Number eight.
24:31
SPEAKER_00: If you can remember the staticky sound coming out of a small handheld radio with a pull-up antenna.
24:38
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's my dad right there.
24:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was the transistor radio that people carried around with them.
24:44
SPEAKER_03: Little nine volt battery, and the antenna had to stick up and yeah, he has an antenna on one of his radios back in this black and white picture.
24:53
SPEAKER_03: The antenna's bigger than him.
24:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:54
SPEAKER_03: He's like eight years old, and this antenna looks like it goes like ten feet in the air.
24:58
SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, you won't pick up a signal because they didn't know how to have built-in antennas.
25:02
SPEAKER_03: Back in the day, I guess size mattered.
25:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess so.
25:06
SPEAKER_00: That's always that's always mattered, hasn't it?
25:08
SPEAKER_02: My antenna's bigger than your antenna.
25:10
SPEAKER_00: And here's number nine.
25:11
SPEAKER_00: How'd you know if you're older than dirt?
25:13
SPEAKER_00: Number nine.
25:14
SPEAKER_00: If you have ever come in from playing in the snow and had to stand on a floor register to get warm.
25:19
SPEAKER_03: I thought that was only like in trailers, though.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: No.
25:23
SPEAKER_00: Because my grandparents' house had that.
25:25
SPEAKER_00: They had the registers on the floor.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: When we went when we went back there for Christmas one year, um, we'd go out and play in snow, and then I'd have to come in and stand on the register to get warm because I was so freezing cold.
25:36
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: So it I wonder how people did with their older than older than dirt.
25:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's I'd like to hear from somebody.
25:44
SPEAKER_00: If there's anybody out there that's older than dirt, I'd like to hear about it.
25:48
SPEAKER_03: Email us at unfitfurradio show at gmail.com.
25:52
SPEAKER_03: And uh we might show your reply.
25:55
SPEAKER_03: Or if you have a joke that you would like to see if we are uh talented enough to execute on your behalf, you can email us your jokes.
26:05
SPEAKER_03: Also at unfitforradio show at gmail.com.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, cool.
26:12
SPEAKER_00: I like that idea.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for reminding us of that.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:16
SPEAKER_00: Hey, can I talk about my kitten um for a minute?
26:19
SPEAKER_00: I I have a new kitten.
26:21
SPEAKER_00: She's about three months old, I think.
26:24
SPEAKER_00: I got a new puppy.
26:25
SPEAKER_00: You got a new kitten.
26:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:27
SPEAKER_03: Hey, we're similar.
26:28
SPEAKER_00: I don't think they'd be friends though.
26:29
SPEAKER_00: No, my my my dog's a big, big puppy.
26:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he wouldn't, he wouldn't like a kitten, and this cat hasn't grown up with dogs like the other ones have, so yeah.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so my kitten did not have a mother.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: Well then how did she become a kitten?
26:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, she was born, but that was it.
26:48
SPEAKER_00: I found her on I found her on day one and raised her by a bottle and all that.
26:53
SPEAKER_03: So how do you know that the mom didn't just leave her there and was gonna come back?
26:58
SPEAKER_00: Because mom never did, and there were no kittens around.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: There were there were no kittens around.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: No, I I I I very carefully monitored that, and I don't know why.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: You don't know why you monitored it?
27:09
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know why she did that.
27:11
SPEAKER_00: But uh I asked at the vet, and she's a pure white kitten, and and and the moms, the the mothers that we have in our backyard are not pure white, so maybe she thought there was something wrong with it and just left it behind.
27:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
27:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: But anyway, so she doesn't have a mother, but she knows how to take a bath.
27:32
SPEAKER_03: How does she know that?
27:34
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
27:34
SPEAKER_00: She just it's just born into her brain.
27:36
SPEAKER_00: She knew how to use a litter box.
27:38
SPEAKER_03: How does she know that?
27:39
SPEAKER_00: She knows how to eat dry food.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's a common.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: I mean, if you're hungry, you're gonna eat.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: She knows how to get into our high bed.
27:46
SPEAKER_00: She figured that out.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: She knows how to box with the other cats.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: She's one she picked out, and she and they and him.
27:53
SPEAKER_00: They they're they go boxing and playing and they have fun.
27:57
SPEAKER_03: No way.
27:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and she knows how to bang on the bathroom door to be let in when I'm in there.
28:03
SPEAKER_00: Every time I go in the bathroom and shut the door, she's got to bang on the door and come in.
28:07
SPEAKER_00: And this kitten sounds like the life of your house.
28:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she is, let me tell you.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: But is she your baby?
28:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's my baby.
28:15
SPEAKER_00: But Ray's got a baby.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
28:18
SPEAKER_00: But there's something she doesn't know.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: What's how so how are you like Dr.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: Doolittle over here?
28:24
SPEAKER_00: How do you know what the cat knows and doesn't know?
28:26
SPEAKER_00: Because I know.
28:27
unknown: Oh my god.
28:28
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I'll believe you.
28:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
28:30
SPEAKER_00: She doesn't know she's a cat.
28:32
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
28:34
SPEAKER_00: She knows she's alive, you know, like that philosopher once said, you know, I exist, therefore I am.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: Did you like give her a test or something?
28:40
SPEAKER_00: No.
28:41
SPEAKER_00: She just she doesn't know she's cat.
28:42
SPEAKER_00: None of my cats know they're cats.
28:44
SPEAKER_00: They don't know what they are, they just know they exist.
28:46
SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with you?
28:48
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's true.
28:50
SPEAKER_00: And she doesn't know she's white.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: What?
28:54
SPEAKER_00: My cats don't know what color they are.
28:56
SPEAKER_00: They don't know their color, they don't know about colors.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: So they don't know what color they are.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: When's the last time you took your daily medications?
29:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh yeah, I'm fine.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: And bodyguards, is he safe over here?
29:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and and they give him thumbs up.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, there's one more.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: They're probably playing thumb war.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: She doesn't know that there's a big world outside.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: She looks out the window, but she doesn't realize there's a big world outside.
29:18
SPEAKER_00: She just thinks the house is is her world and that's all there is to it.
29:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
29:23
SPEAKER_00: So that that talked about.
29:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I got something else here about my cat.
29:28
SPEAKER_00: I gotta find it.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: Um here it is.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: I thought I had it right to the very page that I needed it.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: Here it is.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: Hey, it takes me a minute and a half.
29:42
SPEAKER_00: I saw I read this the other day and I thought this was so funny.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you gotta think about this.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cream.
29:53
SPEAKER_00: You know, that was funny when you told me that earlier.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: You're licking an ice cream cone and cats are watching me.
29:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're cleaning it.
29:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because that's what they do.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: They clean themselves.
30:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:05
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I thought that was funny.
30:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
30:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you want a thought of the day?
30:12
SPEAKER_00: Here's a thought for the day.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Lord.
30:15
unknown: Okay.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: We need some thoughts right now.
30:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is good.
30:18
SPEAKER_00: Hey, we're getting carried away here, but I guess that's okay.
30:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
30:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay, now think about this.
30:26
SPEAKER_00: If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you made, you'd erase yourself.
30:32
SPEAKER_00: That's a little messed up.
30:33
SPEAKER_02: You saying that all I am is a mistake.
30:36
SPEAKER_00: Well, think about it.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: If we if we had a time machine and we went back and I and I and I erased all the m fixed all the mistakes, I wouldn't exist because I'd be I wouldn't be me.
30:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's interestingly true.
30:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:51
SPEAKER_03: I I never thought of that before.
30:52
SPEAKER_03: I thought, hey, that's Time Machine.
30:54
SPEAKER_03: You ever seen that movie Hot Tub Time Machine?
30:57
SPEAKER_03: No, but I want to see it.
30:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, apparently there's I don't know.
31:01
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I did see it.
31:02
SPEAKER_03: I can't I can't remember.
31:03
SPEAKER_00: If you saw that and I didn't, that would be funny.
31:07
SPEAKER_00: I think I I think I did see that because I was I think I did see it, but I don't remember it very well.
31:14
SPEAKER_00: But I did see it.
31:16
SPEAKER_03: When do you when do you want to go into our movie review?
31:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, we'll have to do a movie review.
31:20
SPEAKER_00: No, of the other movie review that.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you want to go into that now?
31:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't care if if you want to watch it.
31:25
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know that was this episode.
31:26
SPEAKER_00: I thought that was another episode, but that's fine.
31:28
SPEAKER_00: I have to I have notes.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: You have notes from the movie?
31:33
SPEAKER_03: So Ray and I reviewed a movie that I watched as a child, and I used to watch it all the time.
31:40
SPEAKER_03: It was one of my favorite movies as a kid until I hit like teenage years and started watching other movies.
31:46
SPEAKER_03: But Cool Runnings.
31:48
SPEAKER_03: It's a true story.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: It's a it's a movie based on true story about um the Jamaican bobsledding team going to the Olympics for the first time.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: I think it was 1986 or 88 or something like that, Ray.
32:01
SPEAKER_03: Something like that, yeah.
32:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and ever ever since then they've been apparently still contending and stuff like that.
32:07
SPEAKER_03: I thought it'd be interesting if they made a cool runnings too to kind of like see the next seasons following that.
32:14
SPEAKER_03: But um, yeah, cool runnings.
32:16
SPEAKER_03: I forgot.
32:17
SPEAKER_03: Um, you remember the actors in there, Ray?
32:20
SPEAKER_03: No, I don't.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: Wasn't there it wasn't John Goodman?
32:23
SPEAKER_03: Who was that other guy?
32:25
SPEAKER_00: John Candy.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: John Candy.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's no longer with us, unfortunately.
32:30
SPEAKER_03: He was in there, and there was a lot of other actors.
32:32
SPEAKER_03: Um, but that movie came out I think in the early early 90s or mid-90s.
32:38
SPEAKER_03: Um But Ray, what do you got?
32:39
SPEAKER_03: What do you got about Cool Runnings watching it for the first time from your perspective?
32:44
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know.
32:46
SPEAKER_00: I made a few notes, but they're not making any sense to me.
32:49
SPEAKER_00: So um the thing I noticed was that um the guys that did it actually believed in it.
32:57
SPEAKER_00: Somebody approached them and said, We need a, you know, we need this bobsled thing, and he talked them into it and they did it because they were they were runners.
33:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: And they could they were athletic runners.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: Athletic runners, and they could they could run very fast.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: And you have to run to get the the sled started and then jump into it.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: And so he thought that they would be very good at that, even though there's not a one flake of snow in Jamaica, and never never has been, as far as I know.
33:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh, they were a laughing stock, but but throughout the movie, they gained so much respect, and it was just a it was it was a really cool story.
33:36
SPEAKER_03: That's why I've always been interested in it.
33:37
SPEAKER_03: Because, you know, I've always been one to go for the underdog, and in that movie, they were truly the underdog.
33:43
SPEAKER_03: They were trying to copy and do things other people's way.
33:47
SPEAKER_03: They were trying to follow the the Swiss and the Germans, and you know, they were trying to follow all these people, and they were doing horrible at it.
33:54
SPEAKER_03: But once they figured out that, you know, we need to if we're gonna bobsled, we need to do it the Jamaican way.
34:01
SPEAKER_03: We need to do it our own way.
34:02
SPEAKER_03: We're not gonna be counting in German, we're not gonna be doing it their way, we're gonna find our own group.
34:08
SPEAKER_03: And so once they did that, it was just it was it was an amazing part of the movie to watch um them actually complete and and do it.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: Uh a couple of the teammates, even when they first started, fought and they weren't good friends or whatnot.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: They were like uh enemies, and then towards the end, they end up being like uh, yeah, they end up being close.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: It was cool how things in life end up bringing us together.
34:35
SPEAKER_03: And uh, yeah, that movie it's based on a true story.
34:38
SPEAKER_03: It's just it's a fascinating perspective of you know, a team that's never been in the Olympics and what they had to do to to gain respect and and to show up.
34:49
SPEAKER_00: Um one thing I found interesting was that the guy said to the John Candy guy that was putting this whole thing together, said, um, I'm I'm the runner, you know, I'm the I'm the one I'm the pusher because I'm the fastest.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: And he ended up being in the front of the of the the bobsled.
35:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because that's where he fit best.
35:11
SPEAKER_00: It it you have to go and sit or run or do what you're the best at, not yeah, not necessarily what you think.
35:19
SPEAKER_03: And the other guy wanted to be the driver, and yeah, the the coach had to say, tell him basically you're not gonna be a good driver because you have to do this, this, this, this, and this.
35:27
SPEAKER_03: Right.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: And then that's when they were like, oh, um, I think Maurice or or Doris or whatever his name was.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: But they were like, okay, well, he's obviously gonna be the better fit because he's, you know, completely what's that called?
35:39
SPEAKER_03: Like dedicated.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Like he's sold out dedicated when people's at the bar hanging out, celebrating, he's the one that's still studying at the track, and you know, he he's the very responsible one, the almost like the captain of the team.
35:53
SPEAKER_03: It was good.
35:55
SPEAKER_00: Um what did you think about the lucky egg?
35:59
SPEAKER_00: I didn't understand that.
36:01
SPEAKER_00: I I saw it, but it ne it never made sense to me.
36:04
SPEAKER_00: Would you kiss it?
36:05
SPEAKER_00: No.
36:06
SPEAKER_00: You wouldn't kiss it?
36:07
SPEAKER_00: No.
36:07
SPEAKER_00: And it couldn't be and it could had to be hard boiled because that thing would never would have lasted.
36:12
SPEAKER_00: It never would have survived.
36:15
SPEAKER_01: It probably stunk.
36:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sure it did.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: I see pride.
36:20
SPEAKER_01: I see power.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: I see.
36:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna repeat it all.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's fine.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: Because there's a couple of bad words in there.
36:30
SPEAKER_03: But yeah.
36:31
SPEAKER_00: But I did like I did like the ending because there was one guy that was in there, and his dad is a big uppity up or something in banking or real estate or something, and he wanted his son to follow him in the in the business and not be uh in the Olympics and and you know being a bobsled.
36:51
SPEAKER_00: That that doesn't get you anything.
36:52
SPEAKER_03: You don't get any He lied to his dad, and and how they got to the Olympics was his dad told him that he's going to go to America, he's going to work with these wealthy uh, you know, friends of his and yada yada yada, then he'll come back in in a few years he'll have his own business.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Well, he told his dad he was gonna do that and everything, but what he ended up doing was he sold his car and all of his belongings to end up taking the whole entire team uh from Jamaica to the Olympics.
37:21
SPEAKER_03: And if if he didn't do that little part, like raise the 10 or 20 grand or whatever they needed, they they never would have made it.
37:30
SPEAKER_03: So it was he he actually, you know, he was at risk of losing his whole family and having his father disown him, and he was still sold out.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: It was it was an amazing story.
37:39
SPEAKER_03: That's why I say it's a really good movie.
37:41
SPEAKER_03: Like there's so many fascinating details in there that that made that movie great.
37:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I like the end where uh Junior he told off his father and said, I'm not gonna do what you're telling me to do.
37:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go follow my own my own way.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: And I think that's I I think that's very applicable to today's world where a lot of parents, oh, you're gonna be a doctor, you're gonna be a lawyer, you're gonna do this, you're gonna do that, force them into something that they don't want to do.
38:09
SPEAKER_00: And let them be a musician with long hair and a and a guitar.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
38:14
SPEAKER_00: You can make sometimes you can make more money doing that than you can being a doctor.
38:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: So let them go and figure it out and make the mistakes for themselves.
38:22
SPEAKER_03: Right.
38:23
SPEAKER_00: And if if it's a mistake and it doesn't work out, they'll find out and they'll go do something else.
38:28
SPEAKER_00: But what if it's not a mistake?
38:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if it's not a mistake.
38:30
SPEAKER_03: What if it's something that you didn't see that they saw?
38:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:33
SPEAKER_00: Right.
38:34
SPEAKER_00: Because I think too many people, um, I'm getting a little deep here.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: It's all right.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: I think too many people uh go to work every day, oh I'm going, and they moan and groan about their work.
38:45
SPEAKER_00: And you're supposed to enjoy your work for the most part.
38:50
SPEAKER_00: Now, not everybody can, and it's not always possible, but you should find something you like to do and then head that direction, not put a round peg in a square hole or however they've seen it.
39:03
SPEAKER_03: I was just talking to my teenage son this morning about that.
39:06
SPEAKER_03: We had to um him and I had to make a few errands, so I pulled him at school early and we had to go to some doctor's appointments or whatnot.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: But we were talking along the way about, you know, him leaving high school because he's a senior in high school now, so he's gonna be graduating and you know, his next steps.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: And uh, yeah, he was, you know, talking about um things that people have like his teachers and family members and stuff like that have um put in his head and said, Look, you know, you can make a lot of money doing this, you can make a lot of money doing that.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: And they're good ideas because it helps, you know, it helps start thoughts.
39:44
SPEAKER_03: But I told him, I said, Yeah, that's all good.
39:47
SPEAKER_03: But at the end of the day, it's your choice, your life.
39:50
SPEAKER_03: And if you're not happy with it, you're not gonna see the vision that the teacher had, or your grandpa had, or this person had, or that person had.
39:58
SPEAKER_03: You're you're not gonna see that, and you're not gonna work for that because that's not your vision.
40:02
SPEAKER_03: You have to you have to wake up every single day enjoying it, and if it's not something you enjoy, the world is gonna know about it.
40:13
SPEAKER_03: You're you're not gonna be a happy person, um, etc.
40:17
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot that I I went into with him with that.
40:20
SPEAKER_03: And then another thing is I also told him, I said, you know, although, you know, I'm in construction sometimes, or I'm in production sometimes.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: And those are some labor intensity careers.
40:32
SPEAKER_03: And and he he was looking into some of those things.
40:35
SPEAKER_03: I said, you know, buddy, some of those things are great and they pay very well.
40:40
SPEAKER_03: But what happens when you're 50 years old and your hands don't work like they used to?
40:45
SPEAKER_03: And all you can do is make money with your hands, but now your hands don't work.
40:49
SPEAKER_03: You need to also think about in the future about how can I make money and how can I build in that career where it can be easier and easier and easier because at some point my hands aren't gonna work and I don't want a desk job right now, but at 50 years old, that might be the job that I need for my health, you know.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, that's a great idea.
41:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm glad you were thinking along those lines.
41:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I was trying to put that in like, you know, you you really gotta love what you do or else.
41:19
SPEAKER_03: Right.
41:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: So uh Ray, to bounce back and and go into some comedy.
41:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what you got?
41:27
SPEAKER_03: What uh what does a panda cook with?
41:32
SPEAKER_00: A panda cooks with uh a pan?
41:35
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
41:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a pan.
41:37
SPEAKER_00: Duh.
41:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
41:39
SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, I got a panda joke.
41:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:42
SPEAKER_00: It just so happens.
41:44
SPEAKER_00: Does it have spots?
41:44
SPEAKER_00: Didn't know you were gonna do that.
41:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I got a panda joke.
41:49
unknown: Panda.
41:51
SPEAKER_00: The other day I saw twin pandas.
41:53
SPEAKER_00: That bears repeating.
41:57
SPEAKER_00: You're so hilarious.
41:58
SPEAKER_00: Well, I I I steal these things.
42:01
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I borrow these ideas and jokes from other people.
42:03
SPEAKER_00: They're gently used.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're gently used.
42:06
SPEAKER_00: I don't come up with them on my own.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
42:10
SPEAKER_03: Dinosaur.
42:11
SPEAKER_03: I know you like these dirty jokes, so I'm dinosaur.
42:17
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: What do you call a dinosaur fart?
42:20
SPEAKER_03: You say you're older than dirt.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: You should know that.
42:23
SPEAKER_00: I should know that because I remember dinosaur days.
42:25
SPEAKER_00: What?
42:26
SPEAKER_00: A blast from the past.
42:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, that is.
42:30
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
42:31
SPEAKER_00: It's a blast, and they're in the past.
42:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's great.
42:35
SPEAKER_03: What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs?
42:40
SPEAKER_00: Henny Penny, um calculator.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: Uh I don't know.
42:44
SPEAKER_03: A mathematic.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, no, no, no, not no.
42:51
SPEAKER_00: You didn't bad.
42:52
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, I did.
42:54
SPEAKER_00: It was so good it was I I had to groan on that one.
42:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:57
SPEAKER_00: Fine.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Hey, do you know the difference between a grandmother clock and a grandfather clock?
43:05
SPEAKER_03: Uh no, I don't.
43:08
SPEAKER_00: The dong.
43:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh! No, that's not no, no, you can't, no.
43:13
SPEAKER_00: We can't leave that in there.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: I think Roddy's gonna put a nice sound effect in that one.
43:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, we gotta have a sound effect on that one.
43:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've got some jokes here too, if I can find them.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: Let's see where where they I have so many things that uh my table gets full.
43:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
43:33
SPEAKER_00: You want some riddles?
43:34
SPEAKER_00: Sure, if that's where we're going.
43:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
43:37
SPEAKER_00: I don't know where we're going.
43:38
SPEAKER_00: We don't know, do we?
43:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, it sounds reasonably ridiculous, so it's cool.
43:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, okay.
43:43
SPEAKER_00: What did the mother cow say to her calf?
43:47
SPEAKER_00: What was that?
43:48
SPEAKER_00: It's past your bedtime.
43:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
43:53
SPEAKER_00: How do presidential candidates keep in shape?
43:56
SPEAKER_00: How?
43:58
SPEAKER_00: They run for office.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
44:01
SPEAKER_00: This one I should say for Halloween, but I'm gonna say it now.
44:04
SPEAKER_00: Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?
44:06
SPEAKER_00: Why?
44:07
SPEAKER_00: It dampens their spirits.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I got some dad jokes if I can find them.
44:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one.
44:15
SPEAKER_00: I like this one.
44:17
SPEAKER_00: I like this one.
44:19
SPEAKER_00: I went to Cole's farm stand to buy some cabbage.
44:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah?
44:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: But the sales assistant told me that legally I had to buy carrots in Mayo 2.
44:29
SPEAKER_00: Why?
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Apparently it's Cole's Law.
44:32
SPEAKER_00: Cole's law.
44:35
SPEAKER_00: That was one of the funniest ones I've ever seen.
44:37
SPEAKER_00: That was pretty good.
44:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:39
SPEAKER_00: Don't ever trust Adams.
44:42
SPEAKER_00: Because they make up everything.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: And then they multiply.
44:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you gotta have an egg joke.
44:48
SPEAKER_00: I got an egg joke.
44:49
SPEAKER_00: It better be eggs on it.
44:51
SPEAKER_00: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
44:53
SPEAKER_02: Why?
44:53
SPEAKER_00: Because they crack each other up.
44:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
44:58
SPEAKER_00: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, is he guilty of resisting arrest?
45:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh arrest.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
45:10
SPEAKER_03: News broke that NASA is launching a satellite to apologize to the aliens on the human's behalf.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: What?
45:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:18
SPEAKER_00: I didn't hear about this.
45:20
SPEAKER_03: Did you know what they're calling it?
45:21
SPEAKER_03: No.
45:22
SPEAKER_03: They're calling it Apollo G.
45:26
SPEAKER_00: Apollo G.
45:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:27
SPEAKER_00: Apology.
45:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:28
SPEAKER_00: Apology.
45:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I yeah, I yeah.
45:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:31
SPEAKER_00: I guess we ran out of numbers, so we have to use letters now.
45:34
SPEAKER_02: I'll cross that off.
45:36
SPEAKER_00: No, that was good.
45:37
SPEAKER_00: I like that one.
45:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's something that that that's for real.
45:42
SPEAKER_00: For realsies?
45:43
SPEAKER_00: This is for realsies.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
45:45
SPEAKER_00: Actual answers given by contestants on the game show, the family feud.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: Steve Harvey.
45:51
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
45:52
SPEAKER_00: You look good on TV.
45:56
SPEAKER_02: What?
45:56
SPEAKER_02: What?
45:57
SPEAKER_02: He says that.
45:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh, he does?
45:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
45:59
SPEAKER_02: Only to certain people go watch.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: It's hilarious.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't watch it very much.
46:03
SPEAKER_00: It's one of my favorite things to watch at the end.
46:06
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
46:08
SPEAKER_00: The question was: name something that floats in the bath.
46:11
SPEAKER_00: The answer was water.
46:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
46:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm glad we kept that clean.
46:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:17
SPEAKER_00: Name a song with moon in the title.
46:22
SPEAKER_00: Blue suede moon.
46:24
SPEAKER_00: That's not a song.
46:26
SPEAKER_00: I know.
46:26
SPEAKER_00: These people are dumb.
46:28
SPEAKER_00: Something you do before going to bed.
46:31
SPEAKER_00: The answer was sleep.
46:34
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
46:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
46:37
SPEAKER_00: Name a famous bridge.
46:40
SPEAKER_00: The bridge over troubled waters.
46:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't think that counts.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: These are real answers.
46:45
SPEAKER_00: These are real answers.
46:46
SPEAKER_00: These are real answers to people.
46:48
SPEAKER_03: We surveyed 100 people.
46:49
SPEAKER_00: And they said this?
46:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:51
unknown: Oh boy.
46:52
SPEAKER_00: Name a sign of the zodiac.
46:57
SPEAKER_00: April! No.
46:59
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
47:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here's one I'm very familiar with.
47:04
SPEAKER_00: Name a part of the body beginning with the letter N.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: Knee.
47:09
SPEAKER_04: Knee?
47:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it should have been nose, but you know, they said knee, so.
47:13
SPEAKER_00: I obviously can't spell.
47:18
SPEAKER_00: Can I tell a long story?
47:21
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
47:22
SPEAKER_00: Do you know how to make it short?
47:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you need mean make it short?
47:25
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm just playing.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: I thought it'd be funny.
47:28
SPEAKER_00: Tell a long story, but make it short.
47:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is an interesting one because this is a true story.
47:34
SPEAKER_00: And I'm a big part of it.
47:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
47:38
SPEAKER_00: Um, one day I was transferred to a new school because of my uh heart condition.
47:45
SPEAKER_00: I had to have something that was easier to handle.
47:48
SPEAKER_00: So they moved me to a new school, and at that school I was the permanent substitute, which meant that I go there every day, but I would have a different class every day.
47:58
SPEAKER_00: And you were like on campus.
48:01
SPEAKER_03: On campus, yeah.
48:02
SPEAKER_00: So I I I I was there.
48:03
SPEAKER_00: They'd and if they needed a substitute, they'd fill in.
48:07
SPEAKER_00: I would they would fill me in, and yeah, I I'd fill in.
48:10
SPEAKER_00: So anyway.
48:11
SPEAKER_00: So here I was at my new school, first day.
48:16
SPEAKER_00: Didn't know anybody.
48:18
SPEAKER_00: Didn't have a didn't have a placement because I was is my first day, so I wasn't placed anywhere in a classroom.
48:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:24
SPEAKER_00: So the principal said, This is picture day, so I would like you to go in the library and help control the kids, you know, help manage the kids.
48:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, as they as they line up and get their picture taken.
48:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh boy, how fun.
48:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I can do that.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: So I went in there and of course my first day, I didn't know soul.
48:49
SPEAKER_00: Didn't know anybody, didn't know any teachers, didn't know any students first day.
48:53
SPEAKER_00: And the kids were lined up there, and they were doing pretty good and being quiet and minding their own business.
48:59
SPEAKER_00: And after I wasn't there very long, and I decided, you know what?
49:04
SPEAKER_00: I need to entertain these kids because they're getting bored standing here, you know, nothing to nothing to s watch, nothing to do.
49:12
SPEAKER_00: So then would you do?
49:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I I I I pulled a trick out of my bag of tricks.
49:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
49:21
SPEAKER_00: I decided I would play psychic with the kids.
49:27
SPEAKER_00: Is this legal?
49:28
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's legal.
49:30
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
49:30
SPEAKER_00: So what I did, I would uh I started by picking out students and then they'd say, Oh, do me, do me, do me.
49:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm next, I'm next.
49:38
SPEAKER_00: So uh anyway, so I started I started with one and I walked up to them and I said, Um, now I know something about you.
49:47
SPEAKER_00: I said, We never met, have we?
49:48
SPEAKER_00: No, you don't know me.
49:50
SPEAKER_00: No.
49:50
SPEAKER_00: I said, I know something about you.
49:51
SPEAKER_00: You sound like uh uh one of those preacher uh Yes, yes, that's yeah well that's they use the same trick.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: They use the same trick anyway.
50:01
SPEAKER_00: I walked up to this person and I said, Um, I know something about you.
50:05
SPEAKER_00: I said, Um, I know your dad is black and your mom's white.
50:12
SPEAKER_00: Well, how'd you know?
50:13
SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, no, how'd you know that?
50:15
SPEAKER_00: How'd you know that?
50:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're it's so right.
50:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, how'd you know that?
50:19
SPEAKER_00: And then I walked, then I picked out another one and I said, Um, um, I'm gonna guess that I know something about you.
50:27
SPEAKER_00: Let's see, your dad's name is Jose and your mom's name Maria.
50:31
SPEAKER_00: How'd you know that?
50:32
SPEAKER_00: How'd you Oh my gosh, you're stereotyping?
50:35
SPEAKER_00: How did you yeah, but they didn't know that.
50:39
SPEAKER_00: And I I did that.
50:40
SPEAKER_00: And then I walked up, I walked up to another one and we were talking, and I said, let me see.
50:46
SPEAKER_00: Um, you're from Bosnia.
50:48
SPEAKER_00: How'd you know that?
50:49
SPEAKER_00: I am, I'm from Bosnia.
50:51
SPEAKER_00: And I just went up and down the line and I just and sometimes terrible.
50:56
SPEAKER_00: And sometimes I'd get their name, sometimes I'd get their name right.
50:59
SPEAKER_00: And I said, um No way.
51:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I said, let me guess.
51:04
SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
51:04
SPEAKER_00: Your name starts with the letter, and I'd pick a letter, and then I'd I I'd sometimes I'd get their name right.
51:11
SPEAKER_00: And one time I walked up to one kid and I said, I just I said, I bet your name's Junior.
51:16
SPEAKER_00: How did you know my name's Junior?
51:18
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's anyway, they didn't they didn't understand how I knew that, but you didn't either.
51:24
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I did.
51:26
SPEAKER_00: I knew what I was doing, but anyway, so I kept the kids entertained for a while.
51:29
SPEAKER_00: I was and and they thought that was great that I knew things about them.
51:34
SPEAKER_00: That's really cool.
51:36
SPEAKER_02: Stereotypical, but that was cool.
51:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's another story that goes along with it.
51:40
SPEAKER_00: And this I think this happened before you were in production at church.
51:44
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
51:45
SPEAKER_03: That's been a very, very, very long time.
51:47
SPEAKER_00: I know, but let me um we were do uh I was working in graduation and uh for college, and uh we they'd been there before, and they brought their own um technician who ran the uh computers.
52:01
SPEAKER_00: He brought his own computer and we gave him a place to stand and things to plug into, and he plugged his computer in so that it whatever he had would go on our big screens at the front of the of the auditorium.
52:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:14
SPEAKER_00: And um he was there setting us stuff up and working and running through everything.
52:18
SPEAKER_00: And while he was working, I said to him, I said, uh, you're Bosnian, aren't you?
52:23
SPEAKER_00: He said, Yeah, I am.
52:25
SPEAKER_00: And he happened to, on this particular trip, he had brought his son with him, his grade school son.
52:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, a little later, his son was out running around and he came bouncing into the booth.
52:35
SPEAKER_00: And I he came in and I said, Well, how are things going in fourth grade?
52:39
SPEAKER_00: And he told me how things were and didn't think anything more of it.
52:43
SPEAKER_00: A little later, things got quiet, and the man turned to me and he said, How did you know I was from Bosnia?
52:50
SPEAKER_00: My son was in the fourth grade.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: And I said, Well, let me tell you.
52:52
SPEAKER_00: I said, I'm a school teacher and I've had Bosnian students, I recognize the the uh accent, and I I work with these grade school kids, and I and I guessed by how big they are, and I just guessed it by his size that he was in the fourth grade.
53:08
SPEAKER_00: And that's so I solved the I solved the question for him, but he was he was so surprised he thought I was uh doing magic tricks, but there was nothing to it.
53:16
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
53:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so that was a true story.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: I dated somebody from Bosnia.
53:20
SPEAKER_03: Um, I was surprised that you didn't get them mixed up with like Croatians or anything like that, because those are really close.
53:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they are, but we never had any Croatians.
53:29
SPEAKER_00: We only had Bosnians.
53:30
SPEAKER_00: So you didn't have any Croatians?
53:31
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
53:42
SPEAKER_00: Now what does the name of the what's the name of this game?
53:44
SPEAKER_00: I should have known that.
53:46
SPEAKER_03: I should have known that, just like the name of the game.
53:49
SPEAKER_03: I should have known that.
53:50
SPEAKER_03: I like this show.
53:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean the show is not a show.
53:53
SPEAKER_00: This UFR show is great.
53:55
SPEAKER_00: I like it too.
53:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, you know what I'm doing.
53:57
SPEAKER_00: Email the show.
53:58
SPEAKER_00: It didn't come out right.
53:59
SPEAKER_00: Yes, please do.
54:00
SPEAKER_00: I I like to read the emails.
54:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're fun.
54:03
SPEAKER_00: Who's gonna ask who first?
54:04
SPEAKER_00: Are we keeping just real score with add and subtract, or are we just adding?
54:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, the way that we play this game on this show is there's numbers on the backs of the cards with the answers, and we add those numbers up if we get the answer right.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
54:20
SPEAKER_03: Or if we miss the answer and we don't get it right, we do not.
54:25
SPEAKER_03: It's a it's a zero.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
54:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
54:27
SPEAKER_00: So we just add to add positive numbers.
54:30
SPEAKER_00: We don't subtract.
54:31
SPEAKER_00: We don't we don't subtract negative numbers.
54:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
54:33
SPEAKER_00: No.
54:33
SPEAKER_03: But the that's not the proper way to play this game.
54:36
SPEAKER_03: If you actually look at the rules of this game, you're supposed to play a little differently.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: But we we play it UFR style, so you can you can pick whatever way you like it.
54:44
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I like our style.
54:46
SPEAKER_00: You want to go first?
54:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'll go first.
54:48
SPEAKER_00: Go.
54:50
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know this.
54:51
SPEAKER_00: What country is the sports apparel and accessories company Adidas?
54:56
SPEAKER_00: I do.
54:57
SPEAKER_00: I do know this.
54:58
SPEAKER_00: I do know this.
54:59
SPEAKER_00: I have to guess at it because I don't know.
55:01
SPEAKER_03: I I'm part of that.
55:03
SPEAKER_03: My uh my grandma is full-blooded German on my dad's side, and that Adidas company is German.
55:11
SPEAKER_00: I did not know.
55:12
SPEAKER_00: All these times, all these years I've heard of Adidas, but I never knew they were German.
55:16
SPEAKER_00: Do you know the abbreviation for it?
55:18
SPEAKER_03: There's a couple, but I'll I'll tell you the safety.
55:21
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
55:22
SPEAKER_03: All day I dream about sports.
55:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that one sounds good.
55:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can guess the other one.
55:28
SPEAKER_00: Let's not do that.
55:29
SPEAKER_03: There's some, yeah, five.
55:30
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yeah, let's not do that one.
55:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you get three points on that one.
55:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, a three B.
55:35
SPEAKER_03: A three B.
55:37
SPEAKER_03: All right.
55:38
SPEAKER_03: So uh you are uh question on your card?
55:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
55:42
SPEAKER_03: What is the capital of India?
55:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh, now I had lots of uh geography classes in school, and I should know that.
55:54
SPEAKER_00: And I want to say, um, if I was a college student that goes on the um that, you know, man on the street interviews and they ask these questions.
56:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, they do those on those news programs.
56:06
SPEAKER_00: They ask those college kids some questions.
56:09
SPEAKER_00: I would say if I was one of those, I'd say Pakistan, but that's that's stupid.
56:13
SPEAKER_00: But uh, it's New Delhi.
56:14
SPEAKER_00: New Delhi, not the old Delhi.
56:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:18
SPEAKER_00: We want the New Delhi.
56:19
SPEAKER_03: That is correct.
56:20
SPEAKER_03: Ding ding ding for six points.
56:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh wow, six.
56:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
56:24
SPEAKER_00: What you got for me?
56:26
SPEAKER_00: What numerical system do the numbers one, two, three, four, five represent?
56:32
SPEAKER_00: Gee.
56:33
SPEAKER_00: What?
56:34
SPEAKER_00: One, two, three, four, five.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: I I knew that one, but I didn't know I knew that one.
56:42
SPEAKER_03: That's what I feel right now.
56:43
SPEAKER_03: You don't think you know that one?
56:45
SPEAKER_03: I don't know that.
56:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't know that.
56:48
SPEAKER_00: It's more like how they look.
56:50
SPEAKER_00: It's not it's not so much the numbers, it's how they look.
56:54
SPEAKER_00: How they're written.
56:56
SPEAKER_03: What is it?
56:57
SPEAKER_00: They're Arabic numerals.
56:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
57:00
SPEAKER_00: As opposed to Roman numerals and others.
57:02
SPEAKER_00: I know.
57:03
SPEAKER_00: That's I know.
57:04
SPEAKER_00: I know terrible.
57:05
SPEAKER_00: You knew that one.
57:06
SPEAKER_03: It's I did know that, but not in that context.
57:08
SPEAKER_00: I know, not in that context.
57:10
SPEAKER_00: That's why I tried to reframe it for you.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: My bad.
57:14
SPEAKER_03: What does the periodic table arrange?
57:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
57:18
SPEAKER_00: I was fascinated by this as a student because I and used to be hung up in the room in science class and all, and I I just uh one time I also had the whole thing memorized with the letters and the numbers and everything.
57:31
SPEAKER_00: It was um the periodic table of the elements.
57:38
SPEAKER_00: Elements elementary, my dear Watson.
57:41
SPEAKER_03: Correct eh?
57:42
SPEAKER_00: But he never said that.
57:44
SPEAKER_00: So no how many points do I get?
57:48
SPEAKER_03: For that one, you get seven points.
57:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
57:51
SPEAKER_00: Wow, I didn't know that was a hard question.
57:53
SPEAKER_00: I thought that was easy.
57:56
SPEAKER_03: What's mine?
57:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
57:57
SPEAKER_00: Uh oh.
57:58
SPEAKER_00: What does an alchemist try to create?
58:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I knew that one.
58:03
SPEAKER_03: Why do I feel dumb right now?
58:05
SPEAKER_00: Alchemists.
58:06
SPEAKER_00: Think back to the Middle Ages when they were doing chemistry and they were working in a little laboratory and they were mixing stuff up, and they were trying to create something.
58:17
SPEAKER_00: Drinks?
58:18
SPEAKER_00: Bartending?
58:19
SPEAKER_00: They were trying to create something of value because it had value and they wanted to create it out of existing materials, which you can't do because it's an element.
58:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm failing this one.
58:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:34
SPEAKER_00: Gold.
58:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
58:36
SPEAKER_00: They tried to create that.
58:37
SPEAKER_00: They tried to turn lead into gold, because lead's on the next to it on the periodic chart, and um and it was heavy like that, and they thought they could turn lead into gold, but you can't.
58:47
SPEAKER_03: Obviously, I didn't cheat on this one.
58:48
SPEAKER_03: My brain doesn't even remember nothing.
58:50
SPEAKER_03: Cheese.
58:51
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
58:52
SPEAKER_03: Uh what is the main objective of the Swiss Guard?
58:58
SPEAKER_00: Aye, ay, aye.
58:59
SPEAKER_00: Well, they guard something.
59:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:02
SPEAKER_03: They typically do to be guards.
59:05
SPEAKER_00: Swiss guard.
59:06
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't think it's cheese.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was gonna say maybe they cheese they guard the cheese factory, but I I I don't know.
59:16
SPEAKER_03: Really?
59:17
SPEAKER_00: Really.
59:17
SPEAKER_00: I I'd say I'd say the cheese factory, but I the Pope and Vatican.
59:21
SPEAKER_00: Well, whoever would know that.
59:23
SPEAKER_00: Because that's in Rome.
59:24
SPEAKER_00: They're not I know.
59:25
SPEAKER_00: Why is Swiss protecting it?
59:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
59:28
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
59:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:29
SPEAKER_00: Never mind.
59:30
SPEAKER_00: I thought the I thought the No wonder I didn't know that.
59:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was not good.
59:35
SPEAKER_03: All right, next.
59:36
SPEAKER_03: Let's see if I get uh three zeros.
59:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
59:39
SPEAKER_00: What word is used to refer to a musical recording?
59:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you might know this, that has been stolen from a music studio during a recording session and illegally distributed.
59:50
SPEAKER_00: I bet you know that.
59:50
SPEAKER_03: See, this is this is the production in me now.
59:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know this.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: I can say this in my sleep.
59:55
SPEAKER_03: I don't know why they call it this, but it's a bootleg.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it is.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why they call it that.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_00: But it's the leg of boot.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_03: You get four points.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh, that was a terrible round for me.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: Last question for you What color is the uppermost part of the rainbow?
1:00:17
SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_00: But see, I know the color's in order.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_00: Roy G.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_00: Biv.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh, red, orange, yellow.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_00: Now I gotta remember which one's on top and which one's on the in the middle.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say, since the red is first, that the red is on top.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_03: Correct.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_03: You have six points with that one.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_00: Red is on top.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is so easy.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_00: You know this one.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: What do you drink if you drink avion?
1:00:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh, mineral water or spring water.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_03: I used to like Evian until I found Mountain Valley Spring Water.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_03: But I mean, Evian's still good.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_03: You get seven points.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_03: I didn't realize that question was so hard.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_03: See, me being a water schnob got me seven points.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_03: I will carry around my glass bottles and people look at me all the time like it looks like a 40.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_03: Like, dude, it's just water.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_03: Chill out.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_03: How many miles is in a marathon?
1:01:23
SPEAKER_00: Um a marathon.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_00: The number 26 sticks in my mind.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_00: But I think there's a portion that goes with it.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_00: And why it doesn't come out even, I don't know.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_00: Um I thought you knew everything.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, I know a lot, but I don't know everything.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_00: 26.2.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_03: 26.2.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_03: Five points.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I have a story about this next question.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I have a story for everything.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay, see if you know this one, because you're not old enough for this.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_00: Who is Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_00: better known as?
1:02:03
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_00: Cassius Clay.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_00: Cassius Clay.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_03: You can't call him that now.
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_03: That's his slave name, and he don't have that.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_03: That is wrong.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_03: And he's dead anyway, so you can't call him that.
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SPEAKER_03: His name is Muhammad Ali.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_03: And his name is on a couple of those uh hospital build hospital buildings.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, downtown, yeah.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_03: My mom actually had a nice aneurysm surgery right over there.
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SPEAKER_03: Wow, eight points.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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SPEAKER_03: In the Spitzler building.
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SPEAKER_03: Eight points.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_03: Eight points?
1:02:33
SPEAKER_00: Wait, who answered that?
1:02:34
SPEAKER_00: Was that you?
1:02:35
SPEAKER_00: That was you.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_00: You answered that.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_00: I answered that.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_00: You get that one.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: I get eight.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm gonna tell you a story about that.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_00: I used to work with a when I when I did preschool, which was my first real teaching job, there were I shared a room with a Head Start class and the teacher in there.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_00: And we were talking one day, and um she told me that she used to babysit Muhammad Ali's children.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_00: No way when she lived in California.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so she was his babysitter.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: And um yeah, so that's my that's my that's the closest I ever got to him.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_03: But that's really cool.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so that's a cool good thing he didn't uh get stinged by the butterfly or float like the bee or whatever.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_03: However that works.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my bad.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_03: I screwed it up.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:03:26
SPEAKER_00: How many points does the star of David have?
1:03:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's easy.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_00: I know that one.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_00: That one's five.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
1:03:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we got six, isn't it?
1:03:40
SPEAKER_00: Which one's your final?
1:03:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh, final answer.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_00: Six.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_00: Six is correct.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_00: True, boy.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_00: I blew that, and I knew the answer.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_00: I knew the answer.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_00: It just came out wrong.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_00: And you know how many points you get for that?
1:03:53
SPEAKER_00: Probably two.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_00: Six.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, six and six.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_00: One for every point.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that makes sense.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we uh uh you might know this one.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_00: What is it called in bowling when all the pins are knocked down during a second attempt?
1:04:08
SPEAKER_00: I do know that one.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_00: Um a spare?
1:04:12
SPEAKER_00: A spare.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_00: Seven points.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say strike, but I was like, this is the one.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_03: That's the first one.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_00: That's when you get them all.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: Is this me?
1:04:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's you.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_00: Seven points.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm coming back.
1:04:24
SPEAKER_03: What was the name of the space shuttle that exploded shortly after takeoff on January 28th, 1986?
1:04:33
SPEAKER_03: I would have been You would have been about two, right?
1:04:35
SPEAKER_03: No, I would have been I would have been two months old.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_03: I was born.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_03: I was born uh November of 85.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_03: So that's what th three I would have been three months old.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_00: Two months old, so you couldn't, so you don't remember that.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, we saw that on TV.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_00: It was just something.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_00: Um it's called Challenger.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_03: Challenger.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was sad.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_00: Correctola.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_00: That was sad.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_00: How many points?
1:04:55
SPEAKER_03: Correct Demondo with six points.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, six, okay.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_03: You're on a roll with your six points.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_03: You got six points a few times now.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm glad you got this one because I would not know the answer to this by any means because it's music.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, I hope I know it.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_00: You're setting me up now.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_00: What is the last name of brothers Liam and Noel in the band Oasis?
1:05:18
SPEAKER_00: The band Oasis, Liam and Noel or Noel.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_00: See, you think you might even know that, and I wouldn't even have a clue.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_03: Man, I really want to answer this.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to fail it.
1:05:33
SPEAKER_00: Blues?
1:05:34
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_00: Their band is called Oasis.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_00: They need their last name of the of the brothers.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm making the people wait too long.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_03: What is it?
1:05:47
SPEAKER_00: Gallagher.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh, they have a like a restaurant or a bar called that, don't they?
1:05:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, but that that's not related.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_03: So I got a zero.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm sorry.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: USF works to ensure the rights of what population?
1:06:06
SPEAKER_00: Uh United Nations International Children's Fund, so it would have to be children.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_03: I think you added the No, I guess the I is in there, but it's United Nations Children's Fund, but yeah.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why the I thought I thought it used to be a when it started I think it was international.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_03: They took international out there.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_00: I think they took it out because I I remember that as a child, but that's you got four points with that one.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_03: And I'll tally it up over here with Yeah, I had three, zero, zero, four, seven, eight, seven, and zero with a total of twenty nine points.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_03: Ray over there had six seven.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: Six seven.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_03: You see that?
1:07:00
SPEAKER_03: I see, I got it.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_03: He had six, seven, zero, six, five, six, six, and four.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_03: With a grand total of 40.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_03: He beat me.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_03: 40 points to 29.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_00: And I thought with your big sixes and sevens and all the eights you had over there, you'd win.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_00: But I guess.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: My eight, my eight sevens weren't as big as your six sevens.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something like that.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_03: I got a joke, Ray.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_03: You want to hear it?
1:07:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's yeah, let's try this.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_03: I really messed up the other day.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_03: I ordered I ordered this thing online.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_03: You you'll you'll see where I'm you'll see where I made the mistake.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay, tell me about it.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_03: So I ordered this wooden car online from one of those marketplaces.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_03: One of those marketplaces, you know?
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: A toy?
1:07:49
SPEAKER_03: No, a real car made out of wood.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: I never heard of such a thing.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, it had wooden seats, it had wooden doors, it had a wooden body, a wooden engine, some wooden wheels.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh, right?
1:08:04
SPEAKER_03: It even had a wooden key.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:08:06
SPEAKER_03: I never heard of this.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was great.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_00: It was really cool.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_00: So then what happened?
1:08:13
SPEAKER_00: How'd you mess up?
1:08:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, it wouldn't start.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, no, no, no.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it had a wooden engine, so of course it's not gonna run.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_00: I didn't think of that.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_00: Hey Jacobs, I got a riddle for you.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_00: How did the squirrel get lost in the forest?
1:08:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't know how did the squirrel get lost.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_00: He took the wrong route.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_00: I got another one.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_00: See how smart you're on this one.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_00: What has a bed but doesn't sleep, a mouth but doesn't talk, and a bank with no money.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_02: What?
1:08:55
SPEAKER_00: A river.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_00: A bed, a mouth, and a bank.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_02: A riverbank, a riverbed, a river.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_03: That's in Tennessee or something.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_00: Some Yeah.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_00: I got something for you about Tennessee.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_00: I'll shall I have to show you off offline here.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_03: You know what you can go over to Linda and say though?
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:09:16
SPEAKER_03: You can say you're in the only ten I see.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh that's cute.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_00: I hadn't thought of that.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
1:09:25
SPEAKER_00: That was my last one.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_00: How did Christopher Columbus get lost?
1:09:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_00: How?
1:09:31
SPEAKER_00: He had a bad latitude.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I think that's about enough for for today.
1:09:39
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1:09:40
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SPEAKER_02: It sounded good in theory.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, in theory.
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