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22: You Gotta Show Your I.D. To Watch Porn?!|#ISawThisOnTheInternet | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What Up.
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  Speaker 2: podcast which to do that. So this is for stuff
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  Speaker 2: that's ridiculous. Stories from Florida and things like that. Today's
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  Speaker 2: panel the amazing newly engaged Rob Hage, Georgia.
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  Speaker 3: Men don't get you don't get nothing. So I just
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  Speaker 3: throw I throw my hand up, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You did that, and I was like, what, we don't have.
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  Speaker 3: Engaged to My fiance kept facetiming people and they'd.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Be like, oh, you's somebody's fiance and then like, I
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  Speaker 1: just text my friends I'm engaged, and like, b it's about.
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  Speaker 5: She buys the ring or you guys by the ring
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  Speaker 5: for her.
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  Speaker 3: Ring as men, I'm saying, but the wedding ring, the
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  Speaker 3: wedding thing, which is significantly less, they might as want to.
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  Speaker 1: Come with them. I don't got what on that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't got a tail line. My body says marriage.
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing it.
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  Speaker 2: We also have Detroit's finance Keisha E. She once got
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  Speaker 2: shot at and still went and got a sandwich. Atlanta
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  Speaker 2: Jordan blessed af merch. Go ahead and hit that support.
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  Speaker 2: Ronny Jordan's all right, today's first topic of is wild
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  Speaker 2: but interesting. I want to know what your thoughts. In Louisiana.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: If you want to watch porn, there's a new law
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  Speaker 2: they're trying to pass that you have to hand over
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  Speaker 2: your government. I D first to log in and see
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  Speaker 2: the porn activities the website shortcasing adult only content. Verifying
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  Speaker 2: your age by topping your birthday and clicking go is
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  Speaker 2: deemed the simple process, but the Louisiana is no longer
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  Speaker 2: the case. As of January first, people in Louisiana will
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  Speaker 2: need to present proof of then age Trusice government issue.
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  Speaker 2: I D to visit and view pornographic websites like porn,
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  Speaker 2: hubb You, porn and red Tube, like submit it online
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  Speaker 2: or just like you have to verify it like when
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  Speaker 2: you go out of the country, which you've done.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you got to put your passport in scan
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  Speaker 4: a picture.
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  Speaker 2: You got to do that and then you be like
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  Speaker 2: butt stuff click little people porn activity and also make
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  Speaker 2: sure that people are actually of age to be watching
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  Speaker 2: the porn woul y'all turn y'all, I d in if
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  Speaker 2: it happened in la or Atlanta or Detroit?
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  Speaker 1: Do you do it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a one time thing or every time you
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  Speaker 3: got it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: Like like say I owe the government money and they're like, well,
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: you spending a lot of time not working.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: You say you're trying to join the work force. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. We like it.
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  Speaker 3: We got you put it eight hours the paper. I
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: can't scanning a lot over here, your screen time, notifications
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  Speaker 3: popping up over you.
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  Speaker 6: You got multiple windows, Like we're just worried about you.
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  Speaker 6: Anything that's pouring over here. You got here double skinning.
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  Speaker 6: We're just making sure it's the same person.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like, uh, it looks like you only have
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  Speaker 2: to verify per website once.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but still though, let's like that's like a bonus killer,
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  Speaker 3: Like hold on, let me get my d.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: You never have.
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: I hate when I like, even order wine on instacar
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: and then like you gotta show your ID.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, never mind, I don't like upstairs, now.
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  Speaker 5: Get out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going back.
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  Speaker 3: That's why, That's why I never threw away my VHS.
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  Speaker 3: This is for this type of reason right here, I
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  Speaker 3: just took away none of my booty talk. Shout out
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  Speaker 3: to the boot talk community. Used to watch it in
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  Speaker 3: your PlayStation four and y'all nasty. I was in them
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  Speaker 3: dorm rooms watching that that dv he that was scratched up.
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  Speaker 3: You had a d for ten years and you gotta
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: put two pints on you banana peels on it to
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  Speaker 3: keep the scratches off. And we're going back to annalog.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: We're going back to We're going back to analog.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all be in city and we'd be on the road.
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  Speaker 2: You you ever be in the city where they still
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  Speaker 2: have the like the VHS dirty out Now.
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  Speaker 1: I've been paying with that for for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Yo, we were just we were in Columbia,
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  Speaker 2: South Carolina, driving to the show. Uh. The Columbia thing
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  Speaker 2: is called the Comedy House, I believe did. And on
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  Speaker 2: that street you got one of them hotels where you
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: paid by the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Oh know what they're doing in there? I ain't sleeping books?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like book at a hotel from six to seven
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  Speaker 2: is wild anyway. I ain't gonna mean two hours, give
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  Speaker 2: me sixty seven across the streets like xxx video outlet
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  Speaker 2: VHS going bars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, bro, y'all don't have and people
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  Speaker 1: be in there. That's funny. They don't understand. We came
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: from watching the Channel ninety nine.
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  Speaker 3: Well it was fuzzy a little bit and you just
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: saw a little bit at the bottom and we were just
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  Speaker 3: being patient, and we came from dial up. Remember dial
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  Speaker 3: up trying to watch porn and it's like one ted
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  Speaker 3: to go.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. I remember one time on my family home computer.
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  Speaker 4: I was wild and I was in tenth grade. Found
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  Speaker 4: out about porn websites and I went on one.
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  Speaker 2: This is when pop ups were like, oh god, bro,
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  Speaker 2: I went on the corner website.
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  Speaker 4: I mean immediate malware. I mean it was but.
• 5:28
  Speaker 3: Everybody broke their mama. Gateway computers, remember them gateways that
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: you paint mammy. That's when that's when the hood came
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: up by maybe seven Gateway computers. They had the commercial
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: had that came in the box with the cowprint. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: about about seventy dollars a month.
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  Speaker 1: You had it in the living room.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody when their mama, you couldn't. You had them to
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: knock the monitor off. Gateway monitors had a good shows.
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  Speaker 3: When your mama's headed back in the house. It looks
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  Speaker 3: so industrial. Right back then, computer looked like it was
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  Speaker 3: an appliance, Like like it should be out there with
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  Speaker 3: the washing and the drive.
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  Speaker 1: It should not be like around.
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  Speaker 3: Power birds and other things. And nobody wants to re
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  Speaker 3: for the I d with one head. And it's like,
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  Speaker 3: but because you.
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  Speaker 4: Gotta look at yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna You're like, I'm a horrible dude.
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  Speaker 7: Dad.
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  Speaker 1: You was smiling. You finally made it to the front
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  Speaker 1: of the DNV. You happy. Now you want to look
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  Speaker 1: at yourself?
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  Speaker 3: Now you neck it on the toilet with your id
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  Speaker 3: out and your phone look as stupid as hell with
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  Speaker 3: this big ass iPhone fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: And then your girl come in the room.
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  Speaker 3: And now you got to clear the history and put
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  Speaker 3: your idea away and.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: Put your like it's a lot that you gotta Why
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  Speaker 1: are you in your wallet at three.
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  Speaker 3: A m you Yeah, check one, two, one at a time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it fell out, put it back in, baby,
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  Speaker 1: It's just.
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  Speaker 4: Where's my bag, my back, get my.
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  Speaker 1: Purse, I need my purse.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: You did that, but you like big but yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do all this Like if you don't immediately find
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  Speaker 1: your right, yeah, you're just your lotion fe fall and
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  Speaker 1: make you be like.
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  Speaker 5: Let me my bag, Wilent, it's still going through the
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  Speaker 5: man bag.
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  Speaker 3: Make real bad enough being a hotel you know, the
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  Speaker 3: hotel mirror is huge. So you looked up to see
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  Speaker 3: yourself like I am terrible ship man. You got everything
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  Speaker 3: in here?
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  Speaker 5: On what's in there?
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  Speaker 1: Here? Let's talk about wallet? Okay, back clocket, No, I
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  Speaker 1: can't send on that much money?
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  Speaker 5: Uh that that you got?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you got a serious poor where you got
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  Speaker 1: your own backup battery? Okay for the load literally where Kevi?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, keV is doing it and filming himself for content
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: for something. Wow, when you need a house beer before
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  Speaker 3: you leave.
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  Speaker 1: You're justifying this person.
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: I'm like, you don't you drive?
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of you don't.
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  Speaker 4: I got the I.
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  Speaker 1: Got You can leave him at home in the glove
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  Speaker 1: box I got, I got nine.
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: You don't need none of the others.
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  Speaker 3: And then that's when the food, that's when the food
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  Speaker 3: comes to your hotel room.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing all.
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  Speaker 3: That, Okay, so you got the plug in everything there?
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  Speaker 5: You don't need it. I need all of that stuff
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  Speaker 5: goes in the pocket.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to have bulky pockets.
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: They won't they won't be what you got on cargo
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  Speaker 3: pants right now, like you.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: Got too big? Actually you got.
• 9:22
  Speaker 5: The we got person.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: When I watched movies in the eighties, that man had
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: a briefcase. I know, he basically had the same stuff
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: that we had.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Drunk my uncles and them drunks had them.
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: You know how we had toletry bags like they have
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: Gucci toilet bags around with and pistols. Everybody has a
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: cross body. No, that's it's funny to me though. It's
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: still still a person you know who don't have a
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: big rock. Jason Stathum, Keanu Reed.
• 9:52
  Speaker 5: Got one.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: There is boring identity hill one saw the Born Legacy.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: They made all the ones with Matt Damon and it
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: was like Jeremy Renner and then they were like, never mind.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: How you for one time and then they just was
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: like Jason does maybe it does get you know the
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: first one, Yeah, he was.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: You know, kicked all that off. Remember Enemy of the State.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: That's everything that's going on now. Favorite Will Smith movie,
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: that's the best Will Smith movie is the time.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: The technology they had in that movie. They were saying
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: that that's this is ten years old already.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: They was doing traffic cams back then on that movie
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: was zooming in on traffic cams.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is true, this is I love
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: him all right, Moving on to the next story. This
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: is hilarious. Put you I DS away and your penises up.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Police family man family Monopoly night game turns violent, leads
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: to shooting Tolsa, Oklahoma family game night and sol turned
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: by and led to the assault charge. According to the
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: Police Department, Officers responding to a college shots fire at
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: a home on Saturday evening at least said the family
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: was playing Monopoly when the fire broke out between John
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Armstrong and stepfather. After knocking over the monopoly board and
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: turning over the furniture, another family member told Armstrong and
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: his stepfather to take the fight outside two an outside
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  Speaker 2: where I'm strong and put on a pistol and chase
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: his stepfather and stepsister down and shot one round at.
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: His stepfather and he ain't want to trade him park place.
• 11:36
  Speaker 5: That's what it was, right. It gets real serious when
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: it comes down to do some willing and Dylan.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: He'd be like all this hold of Baltic bro.
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: This is that's what my brother always want to try.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: You won't have him.
• 11:47
  Speaker 7: Nobody wants think of the hotels are fifty dollars, nobody want.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: I know he was trying to get that corner.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: You get the corner here and there, you know they're
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: gonna gonna have to see you. One in the two
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: boardwalking park place. Those just it's too risky. You make
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: your money getting them corners them yet the greens and
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: the light blue, and you think.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: What it was.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: He was ready to stop the game Monopoly going for hours,
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: and he wanted to get to the bathroom.
• 12:14
  Speaker 7: We were going in this ship personal it was a stepdaddy,
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: so he might want to get one off of him.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: No one got shot. Okay, they might have been a
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: shot in the air, like shooting is misleading, you know,
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: it might have just been all right, all right, I'm
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: talking about this all right, one shot argument done.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: That does recalibrate, like, oh this is gone.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Is violent?
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: The people shooting the little dust falls now nobody, no harm,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: no foul?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Is that bullet come back? You know he might have
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: been come back there, right, they come back coming. What's
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: the rate of speed on the come back down? Is
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: it dangerous? It's fun because an angle and.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, you can shoot somebody and men New Year's
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Eve people die New Years.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: They just let it go. Ye can you imagine going
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: to jail over that just hit you? Now you getting
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: the ball to gevenue?
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe think black people take the monopoly and know and spades.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: That's why.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Black people, that's why most people who don't play already
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: don't want to learn because the stakes are way too high.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: I don't really place, I know space, I don't play.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Space does not want to learn.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Is going to die out if if we don't make
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: it a nicer environment for people to learn space.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: That's having a bid with generation never learned.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: The generation before us got so intense about it and
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: they were like, you don't really need to learn this
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: till you're twenty one.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Then I'm in college.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: No one knows how to play bid Wiz and then
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: it dies out lyric because and that generation did have
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: all the big wiz trophies, Like a friend of my
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: whole girl, her mom had like a man.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Of piece full of bit whiz trop How teacher how
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: to play? You don't want to play? Get the very
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: similar to space.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: It was like space, there's like more strategy because you
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: can switch what the trump is.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: Somebody didn't watch Black Card of Season, so.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I can't possibly watch all the content we made. Y'all.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Don't roll up on bezos like that at all, Like, hey, hey,
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: hey dog, have you seen Harlow?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Like, don't do that. Did you need all episodes?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Did you watch the Giants? It's a lot of comedy
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: specials on there. Jim which ones you woul Who who's
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: sitting over there?
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying you play space running?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I place. I haven't played in a while.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: But it used to get serious in college, like because
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I went to HBCU Four Valley State. It was people
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: that majored in space, Like they didn't go to class
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: in Fort Valid. They didn't go to class. It was
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: like somebody had some music in there and something like
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: it was some local. We didn't know some of these
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: dudes was local. We don't even go to Fort Valley. No,
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: they didn't go there. They were just in there playing space,
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: and then we just thought they went to school.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: It was like, okay, yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: It was dice games. Nobody really got a little You
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: talked ship, but it got violent.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Over dice games are all apparently Violet what's his name
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: got shot out of the ice game.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Off it. Yeah, it was something like that. I don't know,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: you know, you can't talk about Houston. It be like
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: you gotta check in. I don't want.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to you know. I got the Spades app.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I'll be playing space with old ladies on Facebook, on
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: the on the app all the time, like if it's
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: somebody that's my partner name Mabel, we're gonna win, We're
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: gonna we're.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Gonna go cry.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: My wife don't play Spades.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: And she got mad at me because we was at
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: a at a party game night and they was like, oh,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: you want to play with your wife and I was
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: like yeah. She was like, you don't want to play
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: with me. And it's like we either way. We're arguing
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: because I'm competitive. If you, you know, mess up now,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I'm mad at you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Uh and if we lose, I'm mad and you're not good.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: And the thing is Spades. I be trying to tell
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: people this, it's not a hard game.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: It's just that good people they talk and they're loud,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: and the strategy is the hard part. Reading the board
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: and knowing people have that part takes skill, but the
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: actual rules are simple, but the stakes are too.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: It's basically heart whack people with partners. It's hard with partners.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: But ain't nobody trying to people yelling, they telling, they slamming.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: It's terrible the whole time talking right, But.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Imagine somebody trying to teach you to drive with the
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: spades environment you can't hit that left, big joke, You're
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: like skill for me, I can't focus with all this
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Is a kind patient person to teach you, like your
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: mom gotta teach you, and you like, yeah, you gotta
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: just know or you got to just watch people your
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: whole life.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: And play because they don't let the kids play in
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: the black family, that's the thing you gotta learn.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Most people kids play, kids play, you know, and they
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: talk ship and you know, they tell you about your life.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: You lose to a child nowadays they be like you
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: like I lost your nephew. Be like, because you're a loser.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I like how mama said, you still stay here with grandmama,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: you know, constantly regulating the rules, Yeah, tweeting like you
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: can't put a drug on the drug for black people, like.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Whatever, Bro.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: That's the funniest thing about black people. We tell the people.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Somebody tweeted them, y'all just make the cards, will make
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: the rules.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: You don't don't tell you.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: The rules was out when black people start putting two
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: decks together. It was everybody don play. You know, you
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: gotta shuffle, and that ship this big you gotta have.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: You gotta make it in quarters to shuffle the ship.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: And now the draw fors gotta crease in them because
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: your grandma would like to cheat. Everybody's combined all the decks.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You basically have house rules. You keep you keep the
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: deck in the plastic shoe box with all the half
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: braids and stuff like.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Bands.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: What is y'all?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: What is y'all personal house rules? For me?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like uh.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I don't like if I put a draw to down,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: you draw down and you gotta draw for I don't
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: like that. And I also don't like pick up to you.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's the whole point of the game. I gotta
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: pick up, you.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Gotta pick up. I don't want. Nobody wants that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Draw till you get I don't like you get you
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: get your one, you lose your turn.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: That's bel air space. Nobody plays space. Yeah, train.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Train is get out of hand too, because you could
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: you could just drive two, three, four, no matter what,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: or like this is something number like no no, no,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: like you could drop all of them.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You can go. If it's in any type of order,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you could just go.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Or like or a red five of green five or
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: blue five if you're.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: In your own so you can just put down infinite cards.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: If you have the same number of different.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: You can put it on there. Yeah, stack some people
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: call them.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: If I put a draw to down, you can put
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: a draw to down. She put a draw to down.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: If he don't got one drop six. If he got one,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: then I that's the difference.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: But also I'm playing. If I'm just playing a card
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: right and it's red and I put on a red five,
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: I can put down if I got a green five,
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: a blue five, a yellow five.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: No.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, let's that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: You gotta establish the rules before you you have to
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: have this conversation first. Then nobody's getting shot at.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: That's all right, Spade rules.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Last story, I found a sinister note in my sheen
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: order and it said I was going to die.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: It's a It's like, what's.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That like a fortune? Cookie fortune cookie letter. They put
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: it in the packing packing a little bag.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Michigan almost horrified when she opened her order from Fast
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Fashion Company.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Is it she in?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: What is it she in? Or she shin?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Rummy, somebody said.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: Somebody else is saying two people saying, she in?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: She in in there? She in there?
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Okay man a LS thirty eight docum. In the unsettling
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: moment after she received their serving notes on TikTok showing
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: the mix six.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Oh she had more things?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they all said, six separate pieces of paper
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: that fell out, all of them reading You're going to
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: die in the suit a list. Immediately washed her hands
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: and put gloves on, but was worried about was too.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Late adress gloves? Ye got the answer. You did too late.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: You fail the dream.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: That work ready to clock out.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: When I worked at Burger King, I used to be
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: so pissed. I used to want to go in the back.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't do this because it ain't the people's fault,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: like it was my dream. I wanted to go and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: he on all the patties on the patties in the
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: walk in freezer.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: So somebody would opening like this Pe and I would
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: be like.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: There, that's why King don't have a printer, because then
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: people would get stuff like this.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: They just opened the like that you've been in here again,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you know my business.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: I was in Hollywood.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: I went out one night and I came back to
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: my car and it was a note on my car
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: about I think I still got on my phone kind
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: of on the same ship of like you know, the
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: devil is coming for you, and it was I think
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: a girl. I guess she thought I was her nigga,
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: like she thought it was her due car and put
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: it on the wrong and it had said to like
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: something about his Instagram.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: And I was like trying to call him later. Did
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you get put on your car right? Like?
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: This is not this man's car? Man, No, that was
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: my home boy. He came out and chick was key
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: in his car and was like, oh ship. He saw
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: her and came out and she was still she was
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: killing but it was the wrong part.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: She was trying to keep her his car. He was.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It wasn't No. He don't even know why.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You gotta be that's the you gotta report that, just
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: to tell your girl why your car got killed.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You're not inside I have a police support right here.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Uh the immediately.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Who keep your car?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know her.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know in the same car as an a
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: legend cheater.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, yo was broad daylight. It was
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: just so many things wrong with it. You gotta fact
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: check the plate.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Like Harry Comber said, he said, he said, you're getting
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: real thick when you vehicle.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: That's what he said.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: That's when he knew his daughter was getting real thick
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: when she sucked the nigga be come up.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: You know how hurt you got to drive cars?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: People don't we killed violent, We do kill y'all do
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: crazy stuff.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: But borrowing the car to my right, you know, like
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: it's a girl. You know it was a girl like
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: that scratching ob ain't got no car. But bit you
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: brought him up, you.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Get so mad you bust the windows out of her car.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Like listening to Jade, we trying to were trying.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: To bounce back so we'll be like we cool.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Good, that's.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: He holds me crazy, set this car on fire.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: But she ended up she ended up blowing her.
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: I was trying to my high school and I was like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: but if you was an sad I know you took
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: hell a chemistry.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Girl got blown into the what's that?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Because everybody was home like it was like multiple videos
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: like crazy, everybody.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Ringing at the beginning of an Avengers movie.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Like what that one man.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: About to be? She was so disorted. She had to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: get the evidence. She's like now she got new man,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: she got explaining her new boyfriend. Why she can't hear her?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I was in Iraq, that girl in that video.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Complex and that's like all the windows are facing into
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: the parking lot.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: She was threat to everyone. That was like that was
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like a great penis commision.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: You know, you know every girl and I like, so.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: They come over. You blew herself up.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: In the back.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: But I think she pointed in the side that was
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: nearest to the gas tank or something like.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: It happened so quick, like she let the immediately.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: She like to have a full face beat or something.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was make up and hair hairspray with.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Little hair real quick.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: You gotta explain it's broad.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Stupid as.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Mom always turned off looney every posting her really wildly
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: shot a fire.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They caught her on that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: You cushion.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: She hit her head on the like no face no,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: no hair. Yeah, that's funny.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Think about It's like, first, like y'all say this middle
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: of the day, so it's bright, pandemic, everybody's at the house.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: She knocked herself in. All the alarms start going on.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Watch people who people are coming to see her, like,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: don't look at me.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: He was trying to compose herself at the same time.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he did. What he did, I
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: don't even remember. You finished watching this with this series
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: from me. She wasn't her boyfriend.
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: I feel like he wasn't her actual boyfriend. Oh I think,
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: don't give me love her actual She might have been
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: a side chick or might have just been like they
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: was messing.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: I can't remember the exact story, but I feel like
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: it wasn't.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Y'all can't handle side chick responsibility.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: It was like, it says, what you doing was you
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: ain't have no friends.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: And talked to somebody. You didn't tell nobody. No, you don't.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You can't pretty warm people.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: You finished the.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because made it look cool.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: But she's going back the problem while you're still in.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It wasn't in a parking day.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: She was in the parking like she was on the Street,
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Arizona Desert, nothing around.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, how.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Did Angela Bessa get home? She was at home at
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: her house. She just pulled it down the drive. Okay,
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: she put rolexes in there. That was dumb like that.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: That was a dumb as that hot take the stupid.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: It needs to just look value.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: When he left that low pez burnt down Andre rising
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: house and.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: She was like, did you hear tell the story? And
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: she was like something they was going through something. She
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: went in the room and saw he had bought a
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: bunch of shoes for himself. Did you give me nothing?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: He's like, nah, okay, all in the tub lit him
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: on fire. I was watching him, watching them burn up in.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: The house called oh my gosh.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: She just wanted to burn the shoes.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: She was mad that he bought a bunch of pairs
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: of shoes did by her, and then the house just
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: burned down as well.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I never even like made that connection until right now.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Andre Rising was just a sneaker. He was a sneaker.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: He made a song about it, like the flames keep
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: rising to the like she left.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: I was a different read.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: She's like, come get me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I'm in jail because I burnt up, ship up and
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: come get me, get the room.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Bail you out after you burnt up.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: That's that's called real love. Tosic came out young people.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: That's before toxic was a thing. He bailed her out.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I think he came and gout thet He actually did
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: bail her, he came out. They were together.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: First.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know how good the sex was after your
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: girl burning your ship up.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I don't like this narrative of like, oh you really
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: love me. That's violent, man.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It's gotta cast you something. You got to bring the violence.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: You got to cast you something.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Never said not on fire.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: She threw a BlackBerry in my head one time.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: That's an old Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: The book she had a loy I was like, first
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: of all, should have been pitching.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: If I know you have you had the heat what
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you need. The side scrolls a big It was a
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: side scroll.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Thrown from third base and I would have been high.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: It was like like eight hundred bucks turn double. You
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: know they were heavy. So not the hole in the
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: door of the bathroom. What happened was my book marriage
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: be hard time to sell her. Uh. I was basically
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: having what is now described as an emotional affair. At
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the time, I was just talking to a lot of people,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: but this one girl specific and then I.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Stopped talking to her. This is like, you stopped and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm done.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I'm done.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: So we were. She had text back. We were no,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: we're going to a play. We were.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: She was in a play I was doing.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: And we carpooled together, me, her and somebody else, like
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: five people, not just me and her.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you had the mistress in the college.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Well, this is before she was emotional mistress. This is
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: before she was. I told she ain't emotional mistresses yet.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I ain't defined yet.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Tremble in his voice, right now, each other in the
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: front she was in.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: She was tied up in the truck.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Man, you know, you know that set and go out
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: in the truck.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: She even pick her up.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: People love each other, ironica. So we rolled the numbers
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: B B M. It's a four to seven. I don't
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: even know what that means. That's a code, that's all.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: So she rolled with me and the other people.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: She's in the minivan seat in the back, and she
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: left her wallet in the car. She thought she would
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: left her wallet in the car, that she was slick
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: so she texts me, hey, can you check if my
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: wallet's in your car?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: And I said, hey, what it looked like?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: And she texts back Kenneth Cole Black And I said okay,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: and she says thank you. So Melissa, in a fit
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: of rage, checks my phone. All she says is Kenneth
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Cole Black, thank you. She assumes that I that I
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: complimented her perfume. She didn't scroll up. She just saw
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Kennicole Black, thank you. She thought I was complimenting her.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: She picked up the BlackBerry. I'm coming out the shower.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I literally opened the door.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: She was.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: She was already winding up. No, she didn't check a
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: pitch or nothing.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: She was already and she threw it and it came.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: I mean it was George Bush.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Remember when the person the shoes out of there. So
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, Manny hit the door, boom? Why you
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: complimenting her?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: What? What?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: So I had a I said, girl, scroll up, scroll up.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: She was like, I don't want you talking to her
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: no more. No, she didn't mean wrong, she didn't mean
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: she's like this too much. I don't want you talking
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: to her. So read the whole story.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Marriage dirty stories, be clean I'm like, dirty is relative.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I learned that earlier marriage too, because I used to.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Be like this nigga cheating on her, I'm not married
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: to him, and I was like, I mean, just relative
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: to our friend group, they are worse husbands than men.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: That I was unpretending for that.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: And early in our marriage.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: They didn't getting here with the birds of a feather like.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: You. So you knew about this. I don't know nothing.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: That's your brother. You want the same, Dame.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to say this so I'm trying to lead
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: somebody to Christ.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Jesus was out here with the thieves and stuff.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: All right, Final segment, Random question generator. I'm gonna just
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: pick this question off this website. Is literally random question.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody answered it, and then we're gonna close this episode.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Not've gonna start with you, Runnie. What is something that
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: will instantly annoy you?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Something that will instantly annoy me is when somebody walks
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: up to me and calls me the wrong name on purpose,
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: like that, or like they'll type on my page right
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: instead of Ronnie on purpose. You think I don't know
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: people just people are stupid and it's just they just
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: type Rodney in and uh that ship's like, I don't correct.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Do you know why people spell things wrong in the
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: comments is because they'll get more feedback of people saying, hey,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: you spell that wrong, so their comment gets bumped up,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: getting more interaction. So purposely spelling, a lot of people
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: do it to my face, knowing for years they be
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: like Rodney, I'm like, it's not Ronnie, it's not Rottey,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: it's Ronnie.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: You know that? Really?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's one of my peppies. And could you
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: listen to my music? Is my pet?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know what people want me to do with it. Yeah, music,
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know A yeah, I still can't do.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Ha. Mafia did not help me in that regard.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: So my DM request box is full of just trash EPs.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: That's a t I, Me, Tyler, nav Green, Jason, he
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: be all together.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: It's a collective. It's an Atlanta that collective. Yeah.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Since t I started comedy, we kind of helped them
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: out and got Jackets, we.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Got mer we got church.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right now they do to show an kW Dutchess.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: That's dope. I saw them at the beach and I
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: was like, I want to know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: We've been on to it for the whole year, Like
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: we kind of swap out the rotations. That's dope, go
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: with tip. Yeah, we kind of go in front of
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: him and then he go do like an hour nice
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: yeah something instantly.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, people don't know how to know how to merge
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: on the freeway.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Street merging upset to you.
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: Yes, I feel like there should be one requirement to
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: be New York driver, Lis sense, you have to take
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: a test and merge.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: What's the proper merge that you want to see?
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: Get the get over every other car, get in, don't
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: hold me up. You have the people that you can't
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: come to a complete stop on the freeway or slow
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: down the fifteen.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: You got to get in there.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You got to get lanes and then get over. Yeah,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: be hesitant on.
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: The freeway going to the one on one is always
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: traffic right when you get up there, there's no fucking
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: traffic to the one on one. It's this one or
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: two cars that don't know how to get over to
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: the four five side that's holding up all Like.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of you from out of town.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot one on one and east and west,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: but no.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like merger die. It is like that's
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: like that's like driving Olympics over there. That's like most
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: funnies don't have this many, not that many lanes, these
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: freeway having like seven lanes.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: That's but I think the car quick easy.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: How did y'all not?
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: How are you not able to do this?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I get you? Get me too, I'm with you.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: What are you?
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Are you waiting for something to come?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I go like if it's sixty five, annoying me, but
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: but then you're gone. You're doing your little Mario her thing.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's people like us that makes it possible for you.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: To do what you know.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: You can't swearve without some people that are just like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: you know what, this is the speed I'm gonna go.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: If we all just acting crazy, it anarchy. You gotta
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: have some people, really, you gotta have some people who
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: are just in order.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: You don't have everything is awesome, anchy.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: You gotta have mostly Yeah, you don't got no consequences
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: in the car. You have a pistols weed. It's like
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I gotta drive perfect exactly. I got a couple of
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: years on me in the right county.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I hate the question what time do you have to
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: be there?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I feel like when someone asked that, then they are
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: already assuming that they can manage everything in my schedule
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: before I.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Have to go.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I just I just need some time to myself.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I might need to just leave early, just do something.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Maybe I just want to walk around. Maybe I got
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, I don't need to schedule that,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: And what time do you have to be there? I
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: hate that what.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Your saying when you have a show on people like
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: what time you go up and it's like the show
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: started eating.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: People you go up and.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Says that never makes it though, never that they never
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: make it to the show.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: That's coming next.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: Never alright, know you had a show like you like
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: to fly?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: What you mean? I hate wat a call from outside?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: We outside, all right?
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: And hate when you got to fly your post it
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: with the address and they be like, what's the address
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: and then you would be like it's all on the fly. Well,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: you ain't gotta have an attitude. I'm trying to support you.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: The thing is that I hate along those lines and
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: people seeing something I'm coming to Atlanta or why you
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: ain't tell me you follow me on?
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: So I did tell you tell me personally.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: You want me to text every person I know in
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Atlanta that I'm coming bro when.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: They already follow me.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: That's what I want to tell all y'all at once.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what bothers me.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: This was annoys me, and I'm sorry if this, If
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: you did, this happened, happened a couple of years because
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I've been doing meet and greet since a pandemic. Take
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: a picture, hey, man, take a picture with my wife. Yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: don't get too close. Don't get too close with my wife.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Man, that's mine.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Sir, sir, you can have.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Hurt my wife.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: No one has ever said that, and the person is
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: within a stadium seat near my wife.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: You good, you are fine? Straight.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I don't want to take these pictures doing this because
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I love y'all, but don't.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I'm hot.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I just did forty five to an hour, still sweating here.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Now you want to hit you close? I could be
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: in a dress.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Root me get closer.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: What that'll make me leave?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Don't say it.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: It's never been nobody whose wife is worth saying that about.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Now you embarrassing her. Now I'm looking at her, and
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, I want to say, you're good, but.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: It's not her fault. Funny to protect your wife.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: You love her, and you should just hurry up and
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: take the picture. Man, you ain't got to be funny.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I'm in Jacksonville and I open for Chappelle afterwards. This
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: guy's like, take a picture with my wife. She jumps
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: in my arms. Well, she jumps, I catch her. What
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do, I'm gonna let her fall. Let your
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: wife fall. But now I wish I had this picture
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: because I'm looking like, hey, hey, like it was not
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: my idea. Like I'm not smiling at nothing. I look
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: like a hostage.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But I'm just should lady, you should have said, whoa.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Just let her, just let her around my fall.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: You go to the parking list, send your current blew
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: herself up. This has been I saw us on the internet.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: The Silly Show with Great People.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Today's panel Rob Hayes, Kisha E Ronnie Jordan followed them
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: on their social media's. If you want to submit stories
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: to us, make sure they're old and send them to
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: internet at kevil onstage dot com. Today's whole shoot day.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I just pulled the emails up from last night. And
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, y'all did a great job. You guys
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: are producing the show for me. Appreciate it. That's how
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: it makes it easy. See you next time.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Peace,