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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Finale Recap "Drag Me Aggro" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama, Darling. Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling. Welcome back,
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  everybody, It's drama Darling. I am Amy Phillips on this gorgeous you're listening
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  to this on a Tuesday. I, in fact am in my robe.
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  It's a Monday night, just ready to just jump right into my cozy bed.
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  But no, I'm not gonna do that, because we've got two episodes
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  of Below Deck Sailing Yacht to recarp broaden aarrow. And that's because it is
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  coming to a close. We are sailing off into the sunset, or rather
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  we're slipping into that yacht slip if you know what I mean. That sounds
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  sexual and uh, we're gonna throw that line out, all right, I'll
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  just stop. The point of it is is that below Deck Sailing at has
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  come to an end, and here to join me to discuss it is Angela
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  Quintana. Welcome Angela. Hello, darlings. I'm like James Lipton over here,
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  all of the below deck, all of the yacht puns, all the
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  puns. I'm so happy that you're here, So thank you so much for
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  joining me. So late night. We obviously she's cozied up on her couch.
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  I'm still I'm in the cheetah room. But the lights are low.
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  Honeys, the lights are low. The guests starts stayed up after dinner.
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  We're having our opright dinner dish, m oh ash. What a great couple
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  of episodes to end with all the hobbadze to the below deck sailing at And
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  that is what we're talking about today. Now, I will say there's gonna
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  be no serving dish today. What you say, why, yeah, we're
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  not gonna do this thing. No, No, we're not doing it.
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  Why we don't overserve? We don't. Yes, we're all aready overserved.
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  No. Really, The bottom line is this, Uh, you know,
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  I pick and choose my headlines. I'm very decisive about them. I'm very
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  choosy. And I don't just throw out any trash at you guys. I
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  don't just dish out anything. Okay, I'm not the town whore. Whoa
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  that really got? That was a little much. But the thing of it
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  is is that it is Monday night, it's ten to fifteen Pacific time.
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  Okay. That means you Eastern folks, you central folks, you mountain foot
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  well, you mountain folks are right here with us. But maybe yeah,
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  you know you're you're fast asleep. You know there's no news pumping out of
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  New York City. Got the East coast is now news down the wire?
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  All right? Nothing. Every piece of news that needed to be reported was
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  already reported this morning when I did it on my Patreon show when I recapped
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  Atlanta. And so if you want to check me out there, I go
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  to patreon dot com backslash drama Darling and subscribe for all the Drama Darling and
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  the Serving Dish. So yeah, so there's not gonna be that, but
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  I will say here's my little caveat, and that is this, if something
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  pops up tomorrow morning, if I wake up, my peekup, open my
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  little eyes six am, pop open my phone, because that's what Americans do
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  first thing in the morning. No do we say prayers, No do we
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  call her brothers. No, we open our phone and we scroll through Instagram.
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  Thank you and you're welcome. And so if something is popping, I'm
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  going to jump right on here and I'm going to be like serving dish,
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  and then in that I'll have to say sorry, guys, please ignore the
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  announcement later that there will be no saving dish because I'm too lazy to go
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  edit that out anyway. Today is Belowdeck Sailing Yacht the finale. It's a
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  two parter, not really, but it's just the two last episodes. Yeah,
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  tomorrow Crappy Lake, that's where we're going, and then Orange County on
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  Thursday, Project Runoy on Friday with Angela. That's right. And also the
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  Bachelorette is the bonus episodes for this month and maybe in the next month,
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  depending on how long the Bachelorette lasts. I don't know, is it like,
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  is it six episodes? Is it four hundred? Who knows? You
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  know, So we'll follow that somewhere in between. We'll follow that all the
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  way to the end of that. And so that Bachelorette episode will come out
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  actually tomorrow, as a matter of fact, I believe, which is Tuesday,
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  which is today, which is probably up AnyWho, Ye're welcome. Is
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  that enough drama for you? Is that enough drama for you? Now?
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  Angela? Before we get into this, I have so many hobby dazs hobbo
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  duh to give to some people who I need to give some thanks, some
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  shout shout outs and some thanks and some hobby dazz Okay, First of all,
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  my mother was much like all of us. I learned it has been
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  hacked on Facebook many a times. Oh you gasp, as if that's something
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  you've not heard of. It's just such a pain in the app. Okay,
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  I know, I know. I love that your empathy is noted duly
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  noted, and I felt that, and I love you for that. But
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  I was surprised because when I went on, I tried. I did everything
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  I could to try and help her. She's been hacked twice, so o
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  god, yeah, more like three. Anyway, The point of it is
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  is that if it's not like it's just not a Tuesday, If my mom
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  isn't getting hacked on Facebook, and my dad too for that matter, you're
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  just getting hacked left and right, and we tell them, don't click on
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  that, don't click on Oh my god. But my mother and my dad's
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  like, oh well, it's just a TikTok video. I'm like, just
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  don't do it. He's like, it's a Facebook video. I'm like,
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  just just don't. My mom doesn't click on a dang thing, because I've
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  watched her, I've been over her shoulder and she said, I don't click
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  on things. She really is a victim. She doesn't click on things.
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  I mean, I were like, what did you click on? I know
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  I didn't click. I didn't I didn't click money. And so anyway,
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  I took to Instagram after I'd hit a wall and trying to help her.
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  I'm like, I've done everything I damn well could to help to help her
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  on my own accord Brett and trying to do it remotely. Oh and then
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  she knows she was here in town and I tried to help her too.
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  Yeah, we try to help her both ways, and she tried to help
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  herself. Facebook no help at all. They were like, that's this hackers
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  just looks seems like a real nice person. We'll let it. We're gonna
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  we see no problem with this. We send no problem with them selling stuff
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  on Facebook marketplace. Yeah, no, you're fine, You're fine. So
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  like they did nothing. They protect the hackers but not the people anyway.
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  So they were no help with that. But I took to Facebook. No,
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  no, I took to Instagram, and I said, please, my
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  mother's in trouble. She needs help her with her Facebook. She can't she
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  can't see what her friends are posting. It's a terrible thing. And so
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  anyway, I wanted to know if somebody could help me. And the responses
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  that I got back were not like, oh no, like you. It
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  was welcome to the world, get in line, if you know. They
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  weren't that sarcastic, but they were very much like me too, me too,
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  I'm going through it right now. I mean, I could not believe.
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  And they're like, if you find somebody, please please send them my
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  way. So anyway, the point is is that I really felt for all
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  the people whose accounts they're just getting back left and right in knock on wood.
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  I don't want to ever have to deal with that. Well, I
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  just want to give you a shout out to and I'm not going to mention
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  this person's name because I don't want everybody going after them on their account.
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  But someone who works at Meta did see my message and said, do you
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  need any help with this? And I said, God, bless you kind
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  soul, and I explained, And what this person did was they just helped
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  to submit a form and really helped navigate the way our way through. And
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  my mom has her Facebook page back and she couldn't and you know, my
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  mom is like the letter lady. She writes letters, long letters, uses
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  big words. She is about the most grateful person you could ever meet on
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  this planet and just so appreciative. I mean, she'll be praying for this
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  lady, I mean three times a day for the next eight years. So
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  thank you to the meta person for helping and taking the time. That was
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  so nice. And then second, oh, and then oh, here's a
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  habba dah for you. Habba dah. And secondly, darlings, you know,
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  I've gotta work on that merchandise and in order to get there, a
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  couple things need to happen. I'm incorporating right now and once I'm up and
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  running. The next piece of the puzzle, which has been put in is
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  a Darling trademark person helped me get my patent, honey, and I got
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  to say I can say Kristin. Her name is Kristin Darling. Kristin,
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  thank you for helping me and Brett get our trademark for Drama Darling and the
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  logo and all that stuff. Hobba duh. So oh my gosh, because
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  that is a huge process. That's awesome and oh my god, Dragon,
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  thank you so much. And so we are just very very grateful for that.
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  And wow, just so much going on in the world of drama Darling.
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  That's very exciting. I can't wait to do merch, Like I'm super
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  excited to do some fool like Darling merch with some cheetahs and like whatever.
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  Yes, and drama Darling is such a good like statements he like yes,
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  I love he Okay, thank you Angela Rama Darling, especially in West Hollywood.
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  Thank you, Maddie. Oh, there's a lot. There's a lot
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  going on there, juty Oh. I started this her singing by me Flowers
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  by Miley cyrus So flowers man name in the same She's got a little say
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  things you don't tapping on the table, yeah me, you kid, me
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  be the background. I love how she baby kind of like Moi of a
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  Rose from Ship's Creek Baba. Oh my gosh. I love her little vibrato.
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  It's just the funniest thing you've ever heard. I know. I mean
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  it is too. It's hard like to even be around because I'm like dying
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  inside. I'm dying. Are you really singing? If your voice doesn't shake
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  like that? I completely agree with you. I completely agree. And she
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  has got it. She's got it. And that was before she was even
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  six years old. Wow, God, sign her up for all the classes,
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  oh I have. She wants to take a singing she wants to be
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  in a singing class. I literally just signed her up over the weekend for
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  a singing class. Like it's like Princess singing. You know, I have
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  to lean into what she really likes, you know, And she and I
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  it dawned on me. She's constantly singing and she's making up her own song.
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  So I always say to her, She's like, I want to be
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  a singer. I'm like, singer songwriter, right, song? Right?
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  Ter, got it. You're not just going to be a singer. You're
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  gonna be a ritter. Okay, you need to have both. You're going
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  to be like a Taylor Swift. You're not gonna just you know, show
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  up and be like a what am I singing today? Yeah? Yeah,
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  No, you are a Candy barrass You're gonna be worldwide all this. Wow.
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  Wow, good point, good point, well, Angela. I am
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  just delighted to dig into below deck sailing out with you right now too.
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  Wow. The way the penultimate episode started, Oh that's second to last.
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  You stress you. Oh my, I am so impressed with you. I
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  have used that word incorrectly so many times. I've used it as like the
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  ultimate, you know, because does like it's ultimate. It just sounds like,
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  Wow, that's amazing, that's so cool. I love that word so
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  much, and I shoehorn it into areas where I shouldn't be. And so
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  thank God for you and your your usage. Okay, let's talk about the
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  penulty word. Yeah, is it really Oh my god, I'm not kidding.
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  I am not kidding. I like you, when I found out,
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  I don't remember how long ago that it met. There were you? I
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  was like, where were you when you found that out? Chicago, nineteen
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  ninety. I just remember being like, that is an amazing word, and
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  it just means second to that, like, that's not cool. No,
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  it's really not cool. They really that word got thet the that's that's the
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  word I'm looking for. I got that penultimate. But for this episode,
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  I mean, obviously it started the way the last episode ended, but with
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  for Gary period, he's a child, he is a child. He's a
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  child pirate and a child pirate. It's like it's like a naked, you
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  know, eye patched up like one legged child, which is disturbing, you
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  know, And I don't mean one legged in a bad way. I mean
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  like a peg leg. I mean a peg leg like a pirate would have
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  lost his leg to Gangreen. Well that's the way later, but it's disturbing,
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  that's the point, very disturbing. And then he kind of did it
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  in front of Lucy, and Lucy was like, oh my god, like
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  what I he's he was pissed because he hooked up with Mads and then supposedly
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  afterwards found out someone said that she was on her period. However, it
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  was just a joke that Mad said that. It was all of a whole
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  uh miscommunication of like the telephone game. Telephone game. How about when Mad's
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  finally figured she realized how this rumor got started, She's like, I just
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  don't oh, I know, like we've all had that moment before. I
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  was like, oh, that is great that she remembers what she's said.
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  That was just joking, I know, and it was. It's kind of
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  it was just all of this scary stuff is kind of I feel bad saying
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  that. It's kind of like satisfying to watch because it's just like it is,
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  especially when he pushes her out the door of his cabin. That's just
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  gross behavior. He was such a baby, yeah, such a manchild,
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  the Ally McBeal baby. And I mean sorry, but from years ago,
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  like that's what he is. It's like a disturbing that was so weird.
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  But yeah, he's and he doesn't. That's not what he cared about.
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  He cared about Alex supposedly knowing something intimate about maths and the fact that she
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  clearly likes Alex more than Gary. Yeah, and she literally said that he
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  can remember, he can remember that, but then he can't remember that she
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  has been telling him this this whole time, that she's just having over different
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  times. I love the fact that he was in his confessional and he was
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  like, yes, I just wish she would have been upfront about like just
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  having fun, and the producer saying, what would you say if I told
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  you she did multiple times, five or six times, and then the tape
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  and I'm just having fun. This isn't serious, Like I don't even really
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  like it like that, like how many different ways And the first time he
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  asked her, he was like, so what do you think about all this?
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  Like, I mean, is this just like fun? Because it's cool
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  if it is. But but I guess, but you're not cool with it,
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  right if it's I don't know. I just I just loved seeing Gary
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  get a taste of his own medicine. I did too. I did everything
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  that was happening to him. He did it to Sydney, he did it
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  too. I don't remember her her name with the second book that he was
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  on, he does it. I don't remember any of the past stews.
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  I never will. I don't hold space for them in my head like that.
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  I'm sorry. It's no disrespect, but there's just so many of them
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  that I cannot keep that catalog. I can't keep that record, and I
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  won't. I won't do it. I don't apologize. I won't. I'm
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  not going to apologize for it. Now, come back two seasons, maybe
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  three, and we'll talk. You know, maybe I'll find a spot for
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  you, But not now. I will say, Okay, am I am
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  I projecting, deflecting and lying when I say that. Towards the end,
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  Mad's was giving me raquel vibes. Am I out of left field with this?
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  Anyone? I mean, she doesn't she she didn't do herself really any
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  favors by continuing to do whatever she was doing with Gary, even though she
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  felt some kind I think not in the way. Well, I don't mean
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  in the way of like getting with another guy. That's not what I mean
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  at all. I mean, I know, right, No, I think
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  I mean more like the lack of emotion. Actually, yeah, I kind
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  of I don't know. Or are we just so conditioned as women to be
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  like, yes, I already know what you're saying. You can't do that.
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  You have like you can't be emotionless. Sex just can't be sex to
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  you you're a female, And well happened to me. I love that Mad's
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  has been representing this type of healthy attitude that men have locked down for years
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  and it's not fair. So for that, I agree, and I've been
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  we have been talking about that. But I did get this weird like do
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  you have are you? Are you catching the raquel vibe? She was kind
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  of emotionless about it. But then again, I should probably retract that because
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  like, it's probably just not fair, But I think you can you make
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  a really good point that it's like maybe I just have such an antiquated view
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  of things that it's hard for me to wrap my head around that anybody would
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  feel like that empowered because I've never felt that empowered. And I did know
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  and I did feel like watching the whole show up until this point where I
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  he was like, this is like she is the poster child of like how
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  you want women to be in this day and age, Like this is great.
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  So I've been riding that train and then at the end here I kind
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  of took a left turn in Albuquerque. But we don't need to we don't
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  need to reside there anymore. Uh. But also she excuse me, she
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  was I feel like playing an even more Uh. I don't even know what's
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  the word. She was being completely honest with everybody, completely open and honest,
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  and was not playing anybody. I don't think. No. I mean
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  she literally told Gary, you are the penultimate to Alex. Okay, so
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  I also love that Alex said that Colin and Gary are the biggest gossip queens
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  that he's ever witnessed, which is so funny, and she just like,
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  I mean, and it's it's kind of true. I mean, Gary is
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  he just kind of buzzes around that boat, but he's really the one that
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  kind of stars did it so in a way he started the telephone. Yeah,
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  yeah, right, but he didn't, did he. I don't even
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  remember who he said it to. I think whatever. It was just he
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  said to Colin, oh he did, okay, and then Colin, well
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  he told Gary because Gary's like, oh, yeah, something they walked in
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  on us when I was down there with Mads, and he was like,
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  I thought she was on a period. And I'm like, it's just such
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  a it was such a and it's such a throwaway comment to to be like,
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  oh my god, they are little like Jentas getting together. And but
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  also I feel like when Geary, when Colin found that out, I'm sure
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  there was something in the back of his head that he was like yes and
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  wanted to like drop that, like you've been trying to mess with me and
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  Daisy this whole time. Now I'm going to drop this little gems. It
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  was. I think Colin was taking a lot of pleasure and seeing Gary squirm
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  and sea things and seeing Gary get a taste of his own medicine. Yeah,
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  and he should feel that way. We we should all feel this way,
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  and this should be a wake up call for Gary at this point.
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  And I hope he watches the season back and it's like I don't that's not
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  the man I want to be. But I know, so yeah, because
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  it's kind of like, you know, it's cute and fun when you're younger
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  and you get away with it, but then if you don't mature out of
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  that, you're just like Shep Austin t rev He's like every man on uh
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  in Southern Charm except for crag Does. He just wants to settle down.
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  He doesn't make pillows, so you know, and and and every guy on
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  vander Pump Rules. It's it's so you're just kind of following that arrested development
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  that that you have. And and I understand. I mean he's basically been
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  raising himself on a pirate ship for he's literally yeah, he was a boy,
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  like let's just say it. He was found. Glenn found him.
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  Yes, a lot of a lot of nuts that day, a lot of
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  nuts. This little little baby boy named him Gary, and I told him
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  to climb up the genoa and get it started. So because like Daisy's like,
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  Carrie want to leave, and he's like I work here. He was
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  like, yeah, I live here, this is my born here. I
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  never leave Gary is I mean, Glenn is my father. That's why I
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  don't call him Kenny. I do wonder, like when was the last time
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  Gary got to spend any significant amount of time in like a home, like
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  a grounding place where he can feel grounded and relaxed, and like, oh,
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  this is home. That's not a boat, Like I wonder if is
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  it just a boat? And it might be Well, he did say that
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  he wants to get away from there and like start having some time to be
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  away from all that, which which is healthy, which is healthy? He
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  really on, like he really spiraled out in so many ways, Like there
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  hasn't been a season where Gary has looked so bad and even so I agree,
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  well, he's looked bad in the sense that like with women, he
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  looks, you know, like a dirty dog in that sense, but he's
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  it's we always forgive him because he's charming and we love Daisy and it's the
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  whole dynamic and we think, okay, well some of the stews can handle
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  it, some of them can't, and then you feel bad. But I
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  don't think I remember a season where his deck crew really made him look bad
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  like this season, and this really undermined him on a level that he doesn't
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  even know until he saw the show because yes, especially coming from last season
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  when they were when it was Marcos and Colin and Gary and they were the
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  squad and everybody loved them and everybody had each other's back, and like the
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  penultimate season, this was very not like that. It was very opposite.
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  This was this season took us for a turn, I mean, took us
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  through through loops and nays and with the engine breaking down and this whole like
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  triangle thing, it was phenomenal. I can't believe the boat made it.
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  I honestly can't believe the boat. I don't think it did. I think
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  we're watching all cgi of like there. I don't know, they're just floating
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  in the middle of nowhere. But god, it is amazing that they made
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  it this way. And to think that, really at this point, Colin
• 25:42
  and Daisy, you know, ended up completely in a secure place. I
• 25:48
  didn't we didn't know what to expect. We were all surprised, very surprised,
• 25:53
  so elated and oh my god, there better be a reunion there you
• 26:00
  yeah, there is? Okay, good, Yeah. I think they shot
• 26:03
  it. They shot it the other day because Daisy posted a picture. I
• 26:07
  believe unless I am getting it, maybe she was just a night out,
• 26:11
  but I could have sworn they did a reunion the other day. She's wearing
• 26:15
  a polka dot dress. Let me see here. Well you know what,
• 26:19
  Yeah, Okay, it's a Oh she just makes this announcement. It's a
• 26:25
  it's official. There's a reunion, and I couldn't be more excited to put
• 26:27
  this chapter behind. Yes, oh, but at this scale stunning, that's
• 26:37
  Daisy. Yeah. If you don't you guys, because I'm not posting this
• 26:40
  video because I'm cute, but you have to go to Daisy's her Instagram and
• 26:45
  see this adorable polka dot dress that she's wearing. Yeah, she's so cute.
• 26:49
  All right, so let's guess. Oh, the getting agro. Okay,
• 26:57
  I'd love to say, ag are they getting agro? Listen, I'm
• 27:00
  gonna say, let me know if anybody's getting agro. If I see someone
• 27:04
  getting agro, then he got all agro, them getting agro and having to
• 27:08
  kick them off if they got agro. Now we know what he's reading at
• 27:14
  night. It's a book full of just the word agro, Agro, Agro,
• 27:18
  Agro, agro, and then agro agro went to agro, and Agro
• 27:22
  felt that agro it was touch. All work and no play makes Johnny a
• 27:27
  dull boy. He was ready to throw down with these agro boys, but
• 27:33
  so excited that I was very by Captain Glenn, very turned on by him
• 27:40
  and his And if he uses the word agro again, I'm not gonna lie.
• 27:44
  I'm not gonna not be turned on. I'll be fine with it.
• 27:49
  I loved Lucy and MADD's trying to figure out the throttle, like do they
• 27:55
  take tons one? And then when you se the couple, and Brad is
• 28:02
  like so tenems with genems of like huge, just jacked beautiful men. And
• 28:11
  Deborah said, every mother deserves a gay son. She's right, She's right,
• 28:19
  she's right. I mean we every every every woman and every Yes,
• 28:25
  I agree that that is really the dream. To be honest with you,
• 28:29
  I would think, yeah. And she was cracking me up, getting on
• 28:33
  that stupid oh that I so mad, and so was brilliant. Her glasses
• 28:41
  were askew. She looks so cute, and she here she is, she's
• 28:45
  like, what was she seventy two or seventy six, I don't know how
• 28:48
  many two? Look she can get it. The hell is wrong. I
• 28:55
  am so passed. I was so worried about her. I felt very anxious
• 29:00
  inside. I felt very protective, Like, imagine that's your mother floating away
• 29:04
  in a unicorn raft first time. My mom would be like, I'm not
• 29:07
  going on a boat. Well of course, you know O mine either,
• 29:11
  No way, but like here she is, just let it up by we'll
• 29:15
  miss you. And and Alex he was busting a move over there because he
• 29:19
  didn't want anyone to see him. That's why he was coming in so fast
• 29:23
  pulling her. Yes, he flipped. I'm like, of course she did,
• 29:27
  you fool, But I love whoever came down there were like our Daisy
• 29:32
  was like did someone untie that? Like? And he was like, we're
• 29:34
  trying to get his inheritance early. I know. Their jokes were kind of
• 29:38
  funny, but they're joking too soon, Like let's get her safe on the
• 29:42
  boat. And the way they pulled her in was like, Darren, they
• 29:48
  broke her arms practically. I don't know how she did it. I don't
• 29:51
  know how she put up. And then thank god, Deborah survived this trip.
• 29:55
  We need to make T shirts. Deborah survived. Oh God, that
• 30:00
  dinner. First of all, Randy Ray, who I was like this his
• 30:04
  name Randy. I was so confused. I hated that part. Randy and
• 30:10
  Ray. They called him Randy and this. Yeah, his nickname is Ray.
• 30:14
  But I'll tell you what I don't like that. Don't don't do that,
• 30:17
  not to the viewers. We don't have time for this. People are
• 30:19
  taking notes. Yes, I have every every one in my notes, says
• 30:23
  Randy Ray. Randy Ray was wasted, and then the whole like Nick going
• 30:30
  down. When Randy goes down because he's clearly so hammered, he's gonna puke
• 30:34
  everywhere, and he's like, here, drink this, get out of here.
• 30:38
  I'm trying to help you out like that. Well, the fact that
• 30:42
  it was all on tape is going to be great for Nick because Randy woke
• 30:51
  up on the bathroom floor right and was not happy about it and was not
• 30:56
  happy. My cat is meowing hold on one second letter in the door and
• 31:00
  was on Randy Ray was on the floor. Oh yeah, so Randy Ray
• 31:03
  was on the floor and he wakes up and he's like, oh, you
• 31:07
  can't believe you left me down here all this stuff. Nick's like I was
• 31:11
  trying to save your life. Like you could hear him saying, like I'm
• 31:15
  trying to help you up. Don't touch me, you know this, and
• 31:18
  then's just oh, yeah, they were at nightmare. And then he's like
• 31:21
  there's still water on the sailing, Like what that was just one of the
• 31:27
  things that was yelled. And then Lucy, they're like bringing all the stuff
• 31:32
  that they had to press and steam. Yes, they heard the fight.
• 31:34
  And then Lucy's like, what are you even arguing about? You've got two
• 31:38
  boyfriends. And then to comb my point, she's so great. And then
• 31:45
  top TOZ Mom was like sitting at dinner and she was like, so what
• 31:49
  do you what do you call him? The truffle, the trouble? I
• 31:52
  did love that. I love that. No cute. Deborah is really the
• 32:00
  star of the episode. I mean from that she's like, did anybody see
• 32:04
  my unicorn ride? And everyone's like no, wait till they get a load
• 32:07
  of that. I mean they're going to go through a lot of ups and
• 32:10
  downs. I mean that left side of the table, well stage right side
• 32:15
  of the table is going to come out of this, Scott Scott Free the
• 32:20
  stage left side of the table is gonna never want to see their faces again.
• 32:24
  After us seeing the ship in their toilet bowl. The puke in the
• 32:29
  sink and whatever was on the towel. What was that the towel or the
• 32:36
  sheets, because that looked like a lot of sheets to me. They're,
• 32:39
  oh, I don't know. I thought it was towels with like shit stains
• 32:43
  on them. Oh, the towels and shit stains. The pink stuff,
• 32:46
  the pink stuff following please spilled wine or something. I feel that they tried
• 32:51
  to hide. I hope it was wine. I don't know. I don't
• 32:55
  know. I don't know what to think. I don't know what I mean.
• 32:59
  But wine makes sense because it was kind of red. But I'm also
• 33:02
  now worried about Brad, who is Randy Ray's husband, who oh god.
• 33:09
  After Ray likes Mike was like, if I divorce him, he's going to
• 33:15
  take me for a lahm Worth will take every He'll take everything. And then
• 33:19
  Mom's like, you didn't sign a prenup. Oh my god, why didn't
• 33:22
  you sign a prenup? So now I'm worried about poor sweet little Brad.
• 33:27
  Now he's really going to take him for everything. After exposing him after on
• 33:30
  TV, Oh my god, and then Randy like speaking of everybody having real
• 33:36
  cigarettes, real cigarettes on Project runway. He's just sitting in the middle of
• 33:38
  dinner. What a my loser? Everyone's eating I mean so great glassless.
• 33:45
  Why do the most classless people go on yachts? They should never be And
• 33:51
  this is why what makes the show. I mean like again, stage right
• 33:54
  class okay, yeah, and they're ABC outfits class you know. I love
• 34:00
  I loved what they did with this Stage left trash, trash let throuble,
• 34:08
  trash, Tod and Grant, Debra and the other guy whoever the other tiy
• 34:15
  was, I don't know, class all the right and Nick Nick No,
• 34:19
  no, Nick, Yeah, Nick is part of the throule. It's Nick,
• 34:24
  Randy Ray. You're doing the other side? Yeah, okay, so
• 34:30
  Nick, Randy Ray and Brad were trash, yeah, trash, Although Brad,
• 34:35
  I don't know if I can put Brad in the mix, but just
• 34:37
  because of association, he's gonna have to go into the mix. That's your
• 34:40
  husband, that's stand by it. That's your husband. Your husband's causing the
• 34:45
  most problems. And then yeah, other side, Todd is a gem.
• 34:50
  But how about Randy Ray having so like Todd and Grant walk away from dinner
• 34:54
  that one night after they fight about God knows, But what was that was?
• 35:00
  He was was that about a throutle? How I don't It was about
• 35:06
  people who were I okay, this is how I who knows. They were
• 35:09
  talking about people watching and that they were having a hard time looking at people
• 35:16
  who shouldn't be wearing tight clothing. And Randy Ray was like, well,
• 35:22
  that's because it's because you wouldn't fuck him or something like that, and Grant's
• 35:25
  like, I just saying that people who shouldn't wear those kinds of clothes wouldn't
• 35:31
  wear that. He's like, well you fucking start with me. Like I
• 35:35
  was like, whoa dude, you just went from zero to nothing. And
• 35:38
  then when they left the table, which they should because that's what flast does.
• 35:43
  Then Randy Ray yells out to Todd, you can do better than him?
• 35:52
  How about those metsts? But then Deborah says that to Brad later and
• 35:58
  says, you can do better than him. This was the name of this
• 36:00
  boat was now no longer the pars of Fall three. It was called the
• 36:05
  you can do better than Him? I mean, that's that's the name of
• 36:07
  this book. You can do Alex saying that too, Mad. It's about
• 36:10
  Gary saying that Brad about Randy Ray, everybody about Glenn saying that to Daisy.
• 36:21
  I mean, there was uh Colin Gary trying to say that to Colin
• 36:27
  and say saying that to Alicia. Oh my god. So many And we
• 36:34
  also talk about Alicia and how what an amazing chef she is. She's she's
• 36:37
  the best. She's the best I've ever seen. She's the best I've ever
• 36:40
  seen. Rainbow Pepper, I want to eat everything that everything, everything,
• 36:51
  everything, everything, And it was and also so after this whole nightmare of
• 36:57
  a night where Glenn's gonna kick all the Agro people off, Yeah, oh
• 37:00
  yes, I love The next morning, Randy Ray was like, I'm sorry.
• 37:07
  I was the rude last night. I'm sorry. And they're like,
• 37:08
  oh, that's fine, everybody's fine. Randy, Oh my god, I
• 37:15
  feel like and he wasn't even the primary was he? I don't know.
• 37:20
  I think who the primary was because Randy, in his drunken stupor said something
• 37:24
  like I'm the reason you're here or this is my charter. I don't know
• 37:29
  what he said. He didn't say either one of those things, but it
• 37:30
  was along those but it was yes, alluding to that. But I think
• 37:34
  when they left. Grant and Todd were the ones giving the tip, and
• 37:38
  they gave the throttle the primary bedroom because they were the throutle Wow oh n
• 37:46
  oh god. I'm just everything over everything by the end of it. And
• 37:53
  I want to believe, like when you said that Colin and Daisy like they
• 38:00
  ended like on a positive note, Like I want to believe that's so bad.
• 38:02
  But I feel like, I know, I understand that you're friends with
• 38:08
  Gary, but I don't. I feel like she likes the attention that she's
• 38:15
  getting from both Gary and Colin. I feel like she's trying to convince herself
• 38:20
  that she wants Colin over Gary. But I don't know if I believe it
• 38:25
  or she believes it. Well, maybe she's convincing herself until she gets off
• 38:31
  that boat and she's away from Gary and then they have she can probably figure
• 38:36
  out her feelings more. Excuse me, excuse me feeling agro. I just
• 38:45
  feel a little agro in my throat there anyway, uh more accurately, when
• 38:51
  she leaves that that throuple love triangle, if you will and really figure out,
• 38:57
  like Gary is no good for you. Gary is just no good.
• 39:01
  You need to stick it out with Colin because I do think I obviously believe
• 39:05
  she's got feelings for both of them, and I think that I do too,
• 39:07
  Colin's the feelings for Colin's for Colin is going to definitely outweigh her feelings
• 39:13
  for Gary, especially after watching this season, and I think that she just
• 39:19
  feels pity for Gary, like at this point when she starts asking like how
• 39:22
  how like what did you think about? When she was saying like, so,
• 39:25
  what do you think about Mads? Because when she told Colin, I'm
• 39:29
  just asking him because I'm trying to be his friend. I don't really care
• 39:30
  about what it's really it did seem like she was just trying to have small
• 39:34
  talk with him. I think so. I honestly think so too. And
• 39:37
  I think she was just like, what do you like? What do you
• 39:39
  want from this? Basically like if you like grow it? I would I
• 39:44
  would, yeah, I would say that, I think to a friend,
• 39:45
  like what is what is it that you want from this? Because you're like
• 39:49
  whatever. But I also feel like Gary was saying that to Colin to try
• 39:54
  and get into Colin's head, which he did because he wants Colin to think
• 40:00
  like, oh, Daisy still likes me? And she keeps asking me about
• 40:06
  Mads. He didn't say he he says stuff without saying the full story,
• 40:12
  like had he said that she was asking me what I wanted from Mads.
• 40:17
  It's very different than saying do you like Mads? Yeah, because that's not
• 40:22
  what she said. And he was saying that just so he could get under
• 40:25
  colin skin and try to mess it up because he's jealous that he like,
• 40:30
  he said, he was like, Gary doesn't get rejected, and he was.
• 40:35
  He was getting rejected, not only by his crew, like his own
• 40:38
  crew was rejecting him Daisy and Mads. That's a that's a throuple of rejection
• 40:45
  right there, and he can't handle it. A pirate, you know,
• 40:50
  cannot handle that type of thing. And also Colin really said it right,
• 40:53
  he said the way that he twists things is just confusing. He's always manipulating
• 40:59
  and love and flirting, and that relationship is the one that's in jeopardy.
• 41:04
  It's not the relationship between Daisy and Colin. Now, it's the Gary situation.
• 41:08
  And it's really sad to see because you can't come back from this like
• 41:13
  they've been pals from the get go. So now you know we've been seeing
• 41:16
  them. We've seen them come to this point all these seasons, and we've
• 41:20
  seen the two Musketeers, if you will, meaning Gary and Colin, and
• 41:25
  then it's like the three Musketeers meaning Daisy, Colin, and Gary. And
• 41:30
  then we found out about Daisy and Gary and that was pretty spicy and interesting,
• 41:34
  and then to have it the pendulum swing all the way over to Daisy
• 41:37
  and Colin. It's the end of an era for what the norm will be
• 41:44
  because I don't think Colin and Gary can ever be like they were, I
• 41:47
  know, and that makes me sad. And I think a lot of it
• 41:52
  has to do also with Gary had preconceived notions I think coming into the season,
• 41:55
  because he was like, this is not how I planned this season to
• 41:58
  go, and he kept saying like, if I didn't have COVID, I
• 42:00
  think it, I don't think you would be with Colin, and like he
• 42:07
  he had an agenda going into the season and then things didn't go his way
• 42:13
  and then he would get bought her after bought her, just like he was
• 42:15
  using Mads just as much as he would have used Daisy, and she knew
• 42:20
  that too. Mads is like he doesn't care about anything. He keeps coming
• 42:23
  out to me, asking me all this stuff when he wants to just use
• 42:28
  me. I'm glad that she put that together. And it made me sad
• 42:31
  because I'm like, well, I don't want her to feel that way,
• 42:34
  because no one wants to feel that way. But I'm glad that she didn't
• 42:36
  seem to care exactly, like she was just you know, getting getting what
• 42:42
  she needed. And yeah, and exactly, I did really love the fact
• 42:50
  that, well, I didn't like that when Gary and Colin were talking and
• 42:55
  Gary was trying to get into Colin's head, but I did like that by
• 43:00
  the end of this, you know, Daisy and Gary had a nice goodbye,
• 43:05
  and it seems like Colin and Gary had an okay goodbye. I mean
• 43:09
  it, Yeah, it was a little wonky. It was definitely a little
• 43:14
  wonky. Yeah, it wasn't the same as it has been the past couple
• 43:17
  seasons. Got to know, And I'm just so curious what's going to happen
• 43:21
  because the you know, the reunion obviously is going to really bring us up
• 43:24
  again, bring it. Like, I am ready for this reunion and I'm
• 43:29
  so excited to see what is going to be brought up because then they're all
• 43:32
  going to be I mean, I wonder, so they'll all be in New
• 43:35
  York again, because that's when Gary and Daisy ended up hooking up. They
• 43:40
  were in New York together for probably Watch what Happens Live. So since they'll
• 43:45
  be in New York unless they do it, like, oh, maybe they'll
• 43:47
  do it zoom, I was wondering. But she was so dressed up it
• 43:52
  looked like she was on a boat too. It did look like a maybe
• 43:54
  that was just like an event she went to just to announce that the reunion
• 43:59
  is actually happening. I just don't know if they've filmed it yet, but
• 44:02
  I just, you know, because I don't remember the last time they were
• 44:06
  even together for a reunion. It seems like they've always done zoom, so
• 44:09
  I know, not in a while. So that means, wouldn't that be
• 44:14
  great if like Colin and Daisy were in the same hotel room just in different
• 44:20
  rooms, and Alex and madds Alex and Maz that was great. He you
• 44:27
  know, just goes to show like how much disrespect Alex had for Gary that
• 44:31
  he was like, I don't even care about the bro code at this point.
• 44:34
  I'm just gonna do whatever I want to do because Gary doesn't mean anything
• 44:38
  to me. That it was watching, you know, like an old you
• 44:43
  know, playboy stars just fall to the ground and crash in this season,
• 44:50
  and that was the cherry on top to have Alex like I took your girl,
• 44:53
  you know. Well, also like he could have done it way earlier
• 44:57
  in the season too, but he didn't know. He sure didn't because he
• 45:00
  wanted to have respect for Gary. But at this point the fact that he
• 45:04
  had zero respect for him, that was but Sultan the old Sea wound,
• 45:09
  because Gary also had no respect for him, Like, sure didn't, because
• 45:15
  didn't. I think it was Alex that was like he liked Mads. He
• 45:19
  said he liked Mads, and then Gary immediately swooped in. Yeah, and
• 45:22
  then I feel like Gary said something like, I mean we were just he's
• 45:27
  such a hypocrite. He's such a little hypocrite, like, oh, when
• 45:30
  it happens to you, it's not good, right, But yes, because
• 45:34
  he did swoop in to someone and he was like, oh, I hope
• 45:37
  it's okay with you Brew. You know, at the very beginning, remember,
• 45:38
  Alex is like whatever, I'm just gonna let it lie. I feel
• 45:45
  like handled that whole situation with such grace. I will surprised because Gary just
• 45:53
  started at the especially towards it, and started being like a petulant little kid.
• 45:57
  That's like, I'm not going to talk to that. And then when
• 46:00
  he pulled Chase aside and was liked, you were such a hard worker blah
• 46:05
  blah blah, and like I really appreciate you on their last night out,
• 46:09
  I was just like, are you saying this really because you really feel this
• 46:13
  about Chase or you want Chase to go back to Alex and be like,
• 46:15
  man, Gary just said like the nicest words to me because you were trying
• 46:19
  to fight Alex. Like it's just he's so now. Seeing this side of
• 46:24
  Gary makes me feel like he's so calculated and yeah, the things that he
• 46:28
  does, which is disappointing because I loved Gary from the beginning. I know
• 46:32
  he had a shit season, but that doesn't really can't come back. You
• 46:36
  know, a lot of people he was a villain and a snake this season,
• 46:39
  to use his own words, and he called Alex a snake. I'm
• 46:43
  like, he's not snaky. The only person who's snaky on this boat is
• 46:47
  you, sir. You know, I mean and the whole throttle, like
• 46:52
  you're you're on their level. Gary and Daisy. I did love when Mad's
• 46:59
  was cleaning those sheets, like not today, satan, Oh my god.
• 47:02
  How about poor Lucy when she did FaceTime her dad, she was like,
• 47:07
  I'm so tired of cleaning shit. A poor thing. I she you love
• 47:13
  her. I loved her. She was the comedic relief that we all needed.
• 47:16
  I thought she was adorable. I loved Chase too. I thought I
• 47:21
  did too. Yeah, sweetheart and my love. I loved the relationship that
• 47:28
  he had with Alicia Alisha. He loved her so much, but she wasn't
• 47:34
  She wasn't a jerk to him, but also still maintained respect for her boyfriend.
• 47:37
  Yeah, yeah, it was pretty close. I know. I would
• 47:42
  have really loved for them to hook up, though I wanted them to so
• 47:45
  bad. Yeah, Gary was like I felt cheated on, you know,
• 47:49
  when he found out that Mad's you know, went out, and I'm like,
• 47:52
  well, good, you know, this is at least I'm happy that
• 47:55
  he finally walked a day in someone else's shoes because those are his shoes now.
• 48:00
  And I was do you think that she should have told him? And
• 48:02
  it was a little weird that she like went into his room and told him
• 48:06
  in the middle of the night when he was dry. I feel like alcohol
• 48:09
  makes a lot of the dumb decisions for them. I respected that he was,
• 48:15
  like, I don't want him to hear it from anybody else, Like
• 48:17
  I thought that was like a respectful thing to do. But you didn't need
• 48:22
  to do You didn't need to like it was your last day, Who cares
• 48:24
  I have? Still, it wasn't the time or the place. I didn't
• 48:28
  think it was necessary. You already know that nothing is You've already told him
• 48:32
  several times and then finally definitively nothing's going to come of this, Like,
• 48:37
  yeah, whatever, I just what a what a last night out? I
• 48:42
  loved Daisy's dress, Oh, I know, I loved it. She was
• 48:45
  so pretty, so cute, and Colin looked so hot in his little button
• 48:50
  eye. I know he's like, he's the He's the the one, He's
• 48:54
  the one, the one. I mean, she doesn't go on parlay,
• 48:58
  I'll die so like. I love that he was like I would be.
• 49:01
  I'm so excited to see you sail Like I'm like, oh no, it
• 49:07
  was real. Heel the boat, the pirates, what else did. I
• 49:10
  Oh, when they were when they come back and Daisy like went up the
• 49:15
  gang plank and then kind of fell back. I am so shocked that we
• 49:19
  haven't seen more people fall off the gang plank coming back from a night out,
• 49:23
  because I I've I don't know if I could do it, Like they
• 49:29
  are roped in. Yeah that's true, but thank god they've got those ropes.
• 49:34
  You're right, you're right. Oh my god, I know, I
• 49:37
  know, But a lot of times they aren't that far away from the boat,
• 49:42
  where like that did seem far right, the little they had to take
• 49:45
  the little taxis out all the way or no, no, like where you're
• 49:49
  saying that gangway thing they have to cross over the waters, Yeah, that
• 49:53
  little that thing. So is it always that long or is it? Where
• 49:58
  does it? That's what I'm to figure out. I'm sure it extends depending
• 50:02
  on like how far they are from port right, wouldn't have to because everything
• 50:07
  that's something because I don't I don't remember it always being that long. But
• 50:09
  I also don't know what I'm thinking to myself, You're right, how come
• 50:15
  I can't believe more people don't get injured as it is, especially on sailing
• 50:19
  yet Lucy is constantly bonking into things and doing shit like that's so funny,
• 50:24
  like you said, the comic relief though, oh clumsy, I know,
• 50:28
  I love it. And I also loved how Gary was like trying really hard
• 50:35
  and just doing the most to pretend that he's fine. I don't Oh,
• 50:37
  I don't care. I don't care, like I'm fine. Oh my god,
• 50:40
  pouting in the back of the van, going into bed early like just
• 50:45
  a poudy, powdy, little pouty little baby. I know, I completely
• 50:49
  agree. I just can't wait to see him answer at the reunion, just
• 50:53
  what do you have to say for yourself? So yeah, I hope he
• 50:55
  grows, what did you? I did love ring around the Gary though.
• 51:00
  That game was really funny. I do love how he is always game,
• 51:07
  yes, do whatever it takes, humiliate himself for the betterment for the amusement
• 51:15
  of the guests. I agree. I appreciate that like he is a team
• 51:20
  player. When it comes to that, he's totally a team player. I
• 51:22
  appreciate that about him. The tip was not so great considering what those guys
• 51:28
  did to that boat, I mean all especially very disappointing. That last tip
• 51:32
  was thirty grands. Oh and then it's kind of like, okay, great,
• 51:36
  then we're back to normal, Like you just leveled the playing field.
• 51:39
  Not even normal. I feel like twenty would at least been like no,
• 51:45
  I mean even now, like the thirty, even now the seventeen, I'm
• 51:49
  like, well, thanks, Now we just have a regular one tip,
• 51:52
  you know, instead of two good tips. Yeah, after everything that they
• 51:55
  did, after all the agro shift, after all the literal shits, yeah,
• 52:02
  like you are you kidding me? Like, hmm, sorry, classless,
• 52:07
  Sorry that was I feel like the left side of the table had more
• 52:12
  sway in the tip, the trashy side. Oh right, So the guys
• 52:17
  who used Mad's body as a plank workout are the line responsible workout was so
• 52:24
  stupid. That was so weird and so strange, such a weird thing.
• 52:29
  And then when Deborah put her chair like her you know, fold up chair
• 52:31
  in the sand, I was like, she's going down again, like it
• 52:37
  was on an angle. It was starting to like sink into this. I'm
• 52:42
  like, debs, debs, babs, watch yourself. I'm just gonna sit
• 52:49
  here and watch them work o that. I loved that they I thought I
• 52:54
  thought it was going to be a bigger deal that they left the trashies,
• 52:59
  that the classes left the trashy. That was such a sweet ass move.
• 53:02
  They high tailed it off. That should have given us a clue that they
• 53:07
  were the primary, because only the primary could be like, we're taking the
• 53:12
  tender to the beach right bugging now, because like they would never allow breakfast.
• 53:17
  Yes, that's right, that's right, that's that's exactly you're right.
• 53:22
  Yeah, a big clue. They would have never allowed that. Bring the
• 53:23
  breakfast. The others can follow suit. Yeah, that was amazing. And
• 53:30
  then we're going to the beach right bugging now. And then then the throttle
• 53:35
  gets out and they just the amount of people storming from that room and that
• 53:38
  camera, like those shots were amazing, them just storming out, drunk,
• 53:44
  storming out, hungover, storming out, pissed, like it was so good,
• 53:47
  just like can you imagine just like like was it was uh that Mad's
• 53:54
  was Lucy's standing there when they were walking out, and she was just like
• 54:00
  probably going awkward thing to be like I saw you at your drunken worst last
• 54:09
  night and you behave like an animal and now I have to act like everything's
• 54:14
  fine, good morning, how are you they're going to watch the show and
• 54:17
  she they're going to see her cursing them in their bedrooms and showing their ship
• 54:23
  in the toilet and her crying. I mean, how do you go on
• 54:27
  with life after? I mean, I don't mean it that way. That
• 54:29
  sounds terrible. I hope they thrive. I hope they thrive. But like,
• 54:34
  that's just humiliating. And you go, you know you're being filmed,
• 54:37
  so why would you like, right, for get it even when I'm not
• 54:43
  being filmed, and I stay right even a camera in your your Yes,
• 54:50
  I don't wipe my butt with a towel and then poo in the toilet and
• 54:54
  my poop towel. My god, I'm getting sick. But who leaves who
• 55:01
  leaves their rooms? And like who does that? Right? And if you
• 55:07
  do, then you better be leaving a thirty thousand dollars tip. Yes,
• 55:10
  that's what you should be doing. There was I think there were there were
• 55:14
  guests. I think it was earlier this season that as they're sitting in dinner
• 55:19
  and at one point the guy was like, oh my god, oh my
• 55:22
  god, I left our room a mess, and then down there, I
• 55:24
  like, you are a deer. That is class. You are a deer.
• 55:29
  What a darling? What a darling? Darling? But that is a
• 55:36
  very classy person should be like, I know, this is their job to
• 55:40
  clean up after me, but I don't want to make it harder than it
• 55:44
  needs to be or more difficult than it needs to be. And these people
• 55:47
  were animals. I mean, my god, I did love the realization of
• 55:54
  Mad's and Lucy getting along for the entire season, not one thing of drama.
• 56:00
  At the very end, I was like, my god, you two
• 56:02
  gals really did it. You know, it's just so funny. They usually
• 56:07
  don't, I know. I loved seeing the whole interior team just like totally
• 56:13
  have each other's back. Yeah, including the chef, no drama, no
• 56:17
  drama Interior or Galley at all time time. Fortunately the Deep thank god,
• 56:23
  thank god that there was the drama with the love triangle and a little bit
• 56:28
  with the deck team Deep Team, but yeah there, I mean, it
• 56:31
  was all I think. I don't know what they would have done because it
• 56:36
  may have been a really boring season otherwise if there wasn't that love triangle,
• 56:40
  I know. And also just something really quick that I don't know if you
• 56:45
  notice, but Glenn's computer had a picture of a donkey. No no,
• 56:52
  and he was like, oh yeah, it's a friend of mine. It's
• 56:54
  a friend of mine. And I was like, oh my god, he
• 56:58
  dreams about the donkeys. He does, yes, And his computer screen was
• 57:01
  a talky face like no wonder. He's like, I don't know why.
• 57:06
  I don't know what it is. I don't know why I am these dreams
• 57:07
  about donkeys. Ready, let me list log in right here, Good morning
• 57:15
  donkey any who. Oh my god. I love Glen so much. He
• 57:22
  might be my favorite captain. Like he's just and I love when he goes
• 57:27
  yeah baby, like his voice goes up, like really, yeah baby.
• 57:31
  It's like that one time. It's like that one time when he he he
• 57:38
  was on the ship and he was like, sorry, I'm trying to find
• 57:43
  the sound clip because I know I haven't but I don't know. I may
• 57:45
  have lost I may have deleted it. Oh damn. Okay, well anyway,
• 57:50
  I did delete it. But he's like, you know, like you're
• 57:52
  nervous right now. He's like, everything's fun, it's fine, it's fine.
• 57:54
  Remember that one he almost hit that other boat and they guest is like,
• 58:00
  wow, he just sweat. He's like, I mean, we're all
• 58:04
  good. He's just so I love him when he like jumps in the circle
• 58:09
  with them at the end, Like he's just such a joyful dude, and
• 58:15
  like and he's looking through the pantrys like, ooh, caramel, sauce,
• 58:20
  caramel. He loves the streets. Also, he loves to sail right after
• 58:29
  breakfast. And it's funny to me because it's like, we all know,
• 58:31
  okay, interior crew, like they're gonna sail after breakfast if the knots are
• 58:37
  high enough, they're gonna take the guests for a run because that's the time
• 58:42
  to do it right. But he butts up against that goddamn breakfast every time,
• 58:45
  and it really starts pissing me off because he's like, uh, Daisy,
• 58:50
  Daisy Glenn, you're you don't have to call me Captain Glenn, and
• 58:55
  we are ready to sail in tin and she's like, don't start, we
• 59:01
  have and then but they go it's so fast, give them a second.
• 59:08
  And also like it just amazes me that, oh god, it's replaying on
• 59:15
  the screen and now they're all fighting again. It amazes me how this is
• 59:21
  a sailboat. So you're clearly you know what's going to happen. And even
• 59:24
  with all the precautions that they put in, like all the sticks to keep
• 59:28
  the doors closed, all the blah blah blah, Yeah, there's still so
• 59:31
  much chaos that happens as soon as they start to sail, Like, how
• 59:37
  do we avoid this? I don't know. I mean when I guess they
• 59:39
  just don't. They're like, we're just gonna go about life. Worry about
• 59:44
  it when it happens, because that's what happens every time. I mean,
• 59:45
  Aileisha is in that galley breading chicken, you know, at nine thirty in
• 59:52
  the morning, and and that that stuff is gonna fly right off of the
• 59:54
  counter and he's gonna get his way. He's gonna get it because always he's
• 1:00:00
  the ca He said, well, you don't have to call Captain Glen,
• 1:00:01
  don't. He's gonna get his way. Daisy, I'd really like to sail
• 1:00:06
  right now in h how like in two minutes? Is that good? Don't
• 1:00:09
  tell that's to me. I mean, it was funny that she was like,
• 1:00:12
  I'll work on it, and they were like, wow, I'm surprised.
• 1:00:15
  Yeah, you're gonna get a pushback from Daisy. And I love that
• 1:00:21
  at the end, it was like their last day, and Glenn's like,
• 1:00:23
  well, be sleeping off the boat tonight to get a good night's sleep,
• 1:00:28
  because you fucking fools are insane. And I'm gonna go read my Agro Agro
• 1:00:32
  Agro book and if anybody gets Agro. And I've also arranged for a dinner
• 1:00:38
  at TGI Friday's, so please enjoy Ooh surprise, it's me. I like
• 1:00:45
  to do this every season. What is your highest and your lowest? Well,
• 1:00:49
  they told me to do this. I really want to go back home
• 1:00:51
  and sleep, but here I am. What is your highest and lowest?
• 1:00:54
  Diseasing? Eli steered, We the you dazy, Oh god, Dondlett.
• 1:01:00
  When you run my back, Glenn, I felt so bad. He's like,
• 1:01:05
  oh ready, I didn't mean to make Deezy me that bad. Midday
• 1:01:09
  She's like crying, oh Daisy. There were a couple of times that I
• 1:01:16
  wanted to wring her neck though, Like there the guest bashed his face into
• 1:01:22
  the sliding glass door and he was bleeding for fifteen minutes. Well, we
• 1:01:25
  can't hear the radiodonstairs and loundry No, right, but you hadn't checked on
• 1:01:32
  the guests in fifteen minutes and he's bleeding from us space. So it's like,
• 1:01:36
  can you hear the screams? Can you Clarice's can you hear the lambs?
• 1:01:42
  I mean, it's like, my god. And also I have to
• 1:01:46
  say that Glenn did the the thing that he always does when the new guests
• 1:01:52
  arrived because he has anxiety about talking. He did it again. Did you
• 1:01:55
  notice He's like, welcome to Ardina. We've set everything up so you can
• 1:02:00
  get straight into the water and goo play with the water toys before you do.
• 1:02:06
  Days is gonna take he does. It's so cute. But he had
• 1:02:12
  no problem going down and puffing up with the Agro boys. If I hear
• 1:02:17
  anybody in that like, he's sure as hell did, And that's what I
• 1:02:21
  love. But then he stepped up when he's like do I have to throw
• 1:02:23
  hands? Do I have to throw hands? A little tiny who was about
• 1:02:27
  the size of Brad. I'll tell you what I'll I'll get. I'll get
• 1:02:31
  with Glenn. I'll get with Glenn after that that dirty talks. He's just
• 1:02:37
  such a funny little game for anything. Captain. How about when the provisions
• 1:02:43
  arrived and they're like Recee's puffs and days it's like it's on of the fucking
• 1:02:47
  guys. Why Okay, this is what tells me which side of that table
• 1:02:58
  ordered the Reces puffs. I think we can. I think we're gonna be
• 1:03:02
  able to nail it down. Okay, you can't do without the Reces puffs
• 1:03:07
  for forty eight hours. You almost didn't even make it forty eight hours because
• 1:03:13
  you were agro and Glenn, you don't have to call me captain isn't going
• 1:03:17
  to put up with that. But why are you ordering Rece's puffs in Sardinia?
• 1:03:24
  Are we surprised? They were literally smoking as they were eating steak right
• 1:03:30
  everybody else was eating next to them. If you called me out one more
• 1:03:35
  time. First of all, like you know, one would think, oh,
• 1:03:40
  they're just having an audition to get a reality show about a throuttle and
• 1:03:45
  like they're crazy friends that they have drama with. But no, this is
• 1:03:49
  the real them. This is this is the real advertisement. No it's not.
• 1:03:54
  It is not a hashtag good ad looked like a bunch of hassle very
• 1:04:02
  no payoff. Yeah, they didn't get busy once and we saw I mean,
• 1:04:08
  I mean we saw Todd and Garrett, Garrett, No Grant. Todd
• 1:04:14
  and Grant. They were just like I got to pay. When they were
• 1:04:15
  like sleep, they were like we're going to sleep up here. Oh yeah.
• 1:04:17
  They just like walking around the boat naked so they could go pee off
• 1:04:21
  the side of the boat. Yeah, okay, you know you paid for
• 1:04:27
  that boat. Go ahead, right ahead. Well, lastly, when the
• 1:04:31
  guests did leave and left their very mediocre tip, the which might call it,
• 1:04:38
  oh yeah, Chase like fell on the ground as a joke, you
• 1:04:41
  know, and Gary got all triggered. That was annoying. Gary. Oh,
• 1:04:47
  I will say this, This did bother me about the guests. And
• 1:04:49
  I don't think this was the throuffle. This wasn't the right side of the
• 1:04:53
  table. Yeah, so the guests used the dining table as a table.
• 1:05:00
  That's trash. That was great trash, trash that was Todd and Grant and
• 1:05:04
  it was the classy side. And I had I was disappointed. I was
• 1:05:10
  very trashy moved by. It was very you don't put your body on top
• 1:05:14
  of no. No, there are a lot of people make questionable choices when
• 1:05:19
  they go on these yachts, Like is it just because you think you can
• 1:05:26
  so you do. Yeah, I do think that. I or like,
• 1:05:29
  what how did your how were you taught and you weren't taught right for wrong?
• 1:05:32
  And no home training? Yeah, no home training. So I don't
• 1:05:36
  know. I just think it's people cross the line or they feel entitled,
• 1:05:40
  like you said, to do whatever they want, like put spray spray tan
• 1:05:44
  on you yourself and then go sit on their white couch and see, just
• 1:05:46
  see it's someone else's problem, you know, so disgusting. At least they
• 1:05:50
  left more than a six thousand dollars tip, which was what Erica and her
• 1:05:55
  trashy group left. Wow, Oh my gosh. Any any last thoughts about
• 1:06:01
  the pars of all three before we you know, put it back into that
• 1:06:04
  boat slip, And I don't know if we're gonna see it again because that's
• 1:06:09
  freakin' engine I don't know if we're ever going to see it again. So
• 1:06:11
  thank you, oh, thank you all three. Thank you for your service.
• 1:06:16
  Yes, thank you, thank you for everything. And I loved that
• 1:06:19
  we saw Oh I loved really quick because they just showed this when Colin was
• 1:06:24
  like going to the bathroom at some point, the engineer and his light was
• 1:06:27
  flicking and he was just like Yeah, he was hitting it like that's how
• 1:06:31
  an engineered it is. I love that. That was very attractive. See,
• 1:06:34
  I love I like a working man. Yes. And then afterwards,
• 1:06:40
  after everybody left, didn't Glenn come on and he was like looking up like
• 1:06:45
  boat repair something like he looked up something donkey boat repair. Just how do
• 1:06:49
  I get a bunch of donkeys to repair this boat? I will be shocked
• 1:06:54
  if we see parts of all three. I what a season. I did
• 1:06:59
  not see it go this way with Gary, Colin and Daisy, especially between
• 1:07:02
  Gary and Colin. I didn't think that that would go down. I loved
• 1:07:08
  seeing an interior crew that got along and just had each other's back. That's
• 1:07:14
  great. I loved it. Yeah, I'm just I feel like it.
• 1:07:17
  And are you rooting for Colin and Daisy to stay together? I would love
• 1:07:23
  it, But I don't know if Daisy is ready or deserving of Colin right
• 1:07:29
  now? Okay, Now that's good because you think that there's still something in
• 1:07:31
  there about Gary and I and I respect that. Yeah. And I really
• 1:07:35
  do think that Colin really does like Daisy, and I think that he would
• 1:07:41
  be very true to her and like honest and forthright and clearly if anything ever
• 1:07:50
  happened with Gary it would last maybe a month, where with Colin, if
• 1:07:56
  they could get if they could work it out, I could see it being
• 1:07:58
  something long term because I think they're both great. I hope they work it
• 1:08:02
  out. I hope they're together right now, and like she's in London or
• 1:08:06
  we're whoever's wherever. I don't know, but like you said at the I
• 1:08:12
  would love it if they were in the same place at the reunion. That
• 1:08:15
  would be so great. Oh god, Gary's space is going to be like
• 1:08:19
  this the whole time. If I know, I'm happy for them. I'm
• 1:08:23
  happy for them. I'm told Colin, I'm told call it. I'm happy
• 1:08:26
  for them. Oh my gosh. Well listen, if you don't already know
• 1:08:31
  this, darlings, if you're in a bad relationship, just know you can
• 1:08:33
  do better. And that is that. That's the lesson we're taking away from
• 1:08:38
  this last episode, not the penultimate episode. But thank you for listening to
• 1:08:44
  all of this, and Angela Quintana, thank you very much for being here.
• 1:08:50
  Please tell people where they can find you. Yes, my pleasure.
• 1:08:55
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• 1:09:00
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• 1:09:09
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• 1:09:12
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• 1:09:28
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