Latest / Identity at the Center / #246 - IDAC Mailbag - Halloween 2023 Edition
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- 0:05This is identity at the center. If it has anything to do with
- 0:10IAM, this is the go to podcast now your hosts Jim McDonald and
- 0:17Jeff Stedman. Welcome to the Identity the
- 0:22Center podcast. I'm Jeff and that's Jim.
- 0:24Hey, Jim. Hey, Jeff.
- 0:26How are you? Oh, not so bad yourself.
- 0:28I'm doing pretty good. OK, so today is November 5th.
- 0:33We're recording. It's going to get, This is going
- 0:34to be dropped on November 13th. In between, I'm going to have
- 0:39surgery on my sinuses. So I've got ADV to supplement,
- 0:43which means I'm like a heavy breather and a mouth breather.
- 0:47And one of the reasons it's not fun, man.
- 0:49Yeah, Well, no, no. I mean, this might be the last
- 0:52episode that I get text from you.
- 0:54Like, I can hear you breathing. I mean, this might actually even
- 0:58change how I sound. So I may go from my kind of
- 1:02nasally voice. I might sound like Morgan
- 1:04Freeman in a month. Well, I could certainly make
- 1:06that happen. I can make it also also sound
- 1:08worse, maybe like a chipmunk I guess if I keep out there
- 1:11listening and like they listen to this episode, right?
- 1:13Kind of the kind of pre surgery and then the next few after this
- 1:17post surgery. Like, is there a difference in
- 1:19the voice? I don't know.
- 1:21I mean, it'd be interesting to see.
- 1:22Definitely a scientific experiment we can run here on
- 1:24the show, but we could make a YouTube short out of it.
- 1:28Could could do that. We're starting to put our
- 1:30episodes up on YouTube, so I think we're just before we hit
- 1:33recourse. It's Sunday morning, right?
- 1:35You said November 5th and episode #170 just went live on
- 1:41the YouTube channel and then this is going to end up being
- 1:45episode probably 246 I believe. So it's slowly catching up, this
- 1:51dedication, man, with I think this is our first episode
- 1:54recorded on Sunday. I thought Saturdays were bad.
- 1:58You know, Saturday is dedicated to college football for me.
- 2:01I love college football. And I was actually listening to
- 2:04one of our YouTube that you know, our episodes from.
- 2:07I don't know, it might have been two years ago and you and I were
- 2:11going back and forth and you're like, I hate college football.
- 2:13I don't watch college football, but you live in the South now.
- 2:16I I believe you will be converted.
- 2:18I don't think so. I it's just I still not
- 2:20interested, still don't care. I am a NFL person.
- 2:24Talk to me when they're professional and that's pretty
- 2:27much how I look at it. I think part of this is I don't
- 2:29have like an alma mater to to be able to be like say, oh, OK,
- 2:33like that's my team. Like if I lived in Chicago for a
- 2:35long time. The Bears, you know, are kind of
- 2:37my team I lived in. California.
- 2:39So the Niners are kind of like my team.
- 2:40I haven't changed those two allegiances having moved to
- 2:42North Carolina. Now, I'm not a Panthers fan.
- 2:44I'm still a Bears and a Niners fan, but I don't.
- 2:46I don't feel that same affinity towards a college team because I
- 2:49just, I don't have that connection now.
- 2:52Are you the type of person that would you?
- 2:54I know you haven't moved around that much, but now that you move
- 2:57somewhere, do you feel like within the next 10 years that
- 3:00you could become a fan of like local teams like the Panthers?
- 3:04I don't think so, but. Maybe that's just me getting old
- 3:08and stuck in my ways. I mean, it's not that I it's not
- 3:12that I won't cheer for them or something if I don't have, like,
- 3:14an alternative to cheer for it, right?
- 3:16If the Bears are playing the Panthers, I'm cheering for the
- 3:17Bears. If the Niners are playing for
- 3:19the Panthers, I'm cheering for the Niners.
- 3:21If the Bears play the Niners, I'm usually a bit conflicted.
- 3:24But you know, that's that's doesn't happen very often.
- 3:27Don't have to worry about that. But I just don't see myself.
- 3:30I don't know. I just For whatever reason,
- 3:32college just doesn't do it for me.
- 3:34It never has, and I don't think it ever will.
- 3:36But who knows? Well, I did my undergraduate in
- 3:39a school that is the division two school that I was supposed
- 3:43to never heard of. I did my graduate degree at
- 3:46Rutgers. When I went there, they
- 3:48literally had a season with zero wins.
- 3:50Now they're pretty good. They played Ohio State yesterday
- 3:53and they were respectable, but they're still not like in the
- 3:56national conversation. It's but I live in Georgia.
- 4:00We've got the best team in the country and it's exciting.
- 4:03I have heard of all those teams. Yes.
- 4:08That's pretty good. Yeah.
- 4:10So I mean, between YouTube and AI, you know, there's now a new
- 4:16Beatles song. Yeah.
- 4:18Have you heard it? What's it called here?
- 4:20I I haven't heard. I heard about it, but I haven't
- 4:22heard it. Yeah.
- 4:23So if you're if you're a Beatles fan, I think it's interesting to
- 4:26check out on Apple Music. They have the song, obviously,
- 4:29but they also have like a 10 minute short film.
- 4:32That you can watch, kind of see how they kind of put together.
- 4:35So it's pretty interesting. I think the AI is a little bit
- 4:39of a misnomer because it's really more machine learning,
- 4:41which technically, yes, AI. But I think the perception is
- 4:46that it's like, oh, somebody cloned, you know, John Lennon's
- 4:50voice or something like that. That's not what happens.
- 4:53I don't know if I want to spoil it.
- 4:54Do you want me to spoil it for you, or do you want me to tell
- 4:56you how it actually what they actually did?
- 4:58I wouldn't mind if you spoiled it for me, but I don't want you
- 5:01to spoil for all of our other fans, so maybe we actually we
- 5:03should even put a link in the show notes.
- 5:05Spoiler Jeff, I'm going to leave it to you.
- 5:07You decide. OK.
- 5:09Well, I feel like I need to explain it just a little bit to
- 5:10kind of help understand. So if you're interested in
- 5:13seeing how it was done, go watch the Apple Music, take 10
- 5:16minutes, watch that and then come back here and listen to
- 5:19this. And in, I don't know, two or
- 5:21three minutes, we'll probably be done with this part.
- 5:23But OK, that's the warning. So the way that they did this
- 5:26was. They had a tape recording of
- 5:29John Lennon and a song that he had like a demo tape basically
- 5:32from 1980 or 81 or something like that towards the end of his
- 5:38life. And they had tried to work on
- 5:41creating new songs based on this in the past.
- 5:45And so if you remember like in the mid 90s they released the
- 5:48anthology album that had like. A bunch of their old stuff and
- 5:51there was like a new song on there, and that was based off of
- 5:54some of the stuff that John Lennon had already kind of
- 5:56recorded and was put there but was never released.
- 6:00What they struggled with the time was this other song that
- 6:02they ended up calling here and now where it was John Lennon
- 6:07playing over a piano and sort of again, very rough.
- 6:10Obviously it's a demo tape, you know, it's literally recorded on
- 6:12tape, you know, tape itself, right.
- 6:14But putting it together and they could never quite figure out how
- 6:18to. Separate the channels to be able
- 6:22to have just John Lennon's voice as a stem and the piano as a
- 6:28stem, because then that way they could kind of separate it and
- 6:30kind of figure out how to make it make it work.
- 6:33Fast forward to a year ago 20/22 and the rise of AI and kind of
- 6:39the computational things we're able to do now and they actually
- 6:42enlisted Peter Jackson. Of Lord of the Rings fame and
- 6:46The Hobbit and stuff like that and all the techno industry they
- 6:49that they have put in place to figure out a way to separate
- 6:52John Lennon's voice from that track that also contained the
- 6:57piano that was giving him so much trouble before.
- 7:00And so they're able to take that and basically extract his voice
- 7:03just out. And now they've put together
- 7:05this song and McCartney and Ringo put together.
- 7:13Kind of their parts of it. They use some stuff that George
- 7:16Harrison had done in the past and pulled together this thing
- 7:20and now there's this song and it's it's amazing to think about
- 7:24kind of like that kind of thing because you know, being able to
- 7:27separate out voice from something else, something I do
- 7:29all the time and I take advantage of.
- 7:31Definitely AI in this podcast, right?
- 7:32Trying to make sure our voices sound, you know, as reasonably
- 7:35polished as I can, background noises, things like that.
- 7:38But if you think about. Where they were.
- 7:41And now like this, this technology is out there for, you
- 7:44know, normal people to be able to use.
- 7:45It's pretty amazing. Yeah.
- 7:47That's really cool, man. That's.
- 7:48I mean, that's that's a beauty. Like a really positive view on
- 7:55AI. Because I think sometimes you
- 7:56can get dragged down with like a is going to end humanity as we
- 8:00know it. A is don't put us all out of
- 8:02jobs. It might, yeah, it might.
- 8:06But I don't think it will. It's like anything else.
- 8:08I feel like it's a tool. It can be used for good, bad and
- 8:11everything in between, and hopefully we have enough guide
- 8:14rails and things like that around it to try and steer it in
- 8:17the direction that it should be going.
- 8:19But it was interesting and I think he's just, again, the kind
- 8:21of misnomer of, like it wasn't like somebody cloned John
- 8:24Lennon's voice to do this. It was literally just the
- 8:26extraction of his voice off of a track that had a lot of
- 8:31background noise to it. In this case, a piano that was
- 8:35making it very difficult for them to do that in the past, but
- 8:36it was pretty neat. I think it's, you know, if if
- 8:38you're a fan of that sort of things or The Beatles, check it
- 8:41out on Apple Music. They said they have like that 10
- 8:43or 12 minute sort of like making of video and then the actual
- 8:47song itself. So I don't know if it's
- 8:49necessarily what I would call a banger, but it's a new Beatles
- 8:52song. I know people kind of go crazy
- 8:54for that kind of stuff sometimes.
- 8:55How many people did you have come to your house for
- 8:57Halloween? I don't know because I wasn't
- 8:59home. I know I I live kind of up on
- 9:03the side of a mountain and then we had kids come through.
- 9:06It's kind of like a pack. There's probably like maybe 30
- 9:08homes I think up here. So I'm not sure how many kids
- 9:12came through, but I want to say somewhere around 2025, maybe at
- 9:19most had I absolutely. That surprised me, considering
- 9:22you have like the long driveway and everything.
- 9:24It's a lot of work. That's probably why if I come to
- 9:26your house, I'm expecting a full size handy bar, I'm saying.
- 9:30We we did have Snickers and Twix I saw in one of the buckets.
- 9:34So I did notice that last night. But yeah, I wasn't home because
- 9:38I was on my way to Durham for for work, which was kind of
- 9:42cool. So I thought this week was like,
- 9:44this week was kind of like a good showing of like the
- 9:47differences of like what an identity consultant can be,
- 9:49especially like some of like our like our roles and things like
- 9:53that, like just kind of going back, right.
- 9:55So this is the week of Halloween and.
- 9:57I was home on Monday for the first time in like weeks to be
- 10:00able to like work from home like fully.
- 10:03And then of course because I was home that meant like meetings
- 10:07basically from like 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM non-stop.
- 10:10And then Tuesday I had meetings in the morning and then needed
- 10:13to drive out to Durham to run AIM Workshop on Wednesday, which
- 10:17was a lot of fun. You know, great group of people.
- 10:21It's interesting to me that we're still finding people out
- 10:23there and we you and I are so close to this, right.
- 10:25And everybody probably listened, This is like oh OK, you know, of
- 10:28course identity, access management, get it, blah blah,
- 10:30blah. But there are still lots of
- 10:31people out there that really don't know the space.
- 10:34So being able to conduct like a basically an all day workshop
- 10:38and kind of educate on here's what I am, is here's what it
- 10:41means to run a program. You know, here's what IGA is
- 10:45like. Educating, like, just stuff like
- 10:47that was a lot of fun. My voice was shot man by the end
- 10:50of the day Wednesday. I think it talked straight for
- 10:53another 12 hours, but yeah. Then had lunch on Thursday with
- 10:57our friend Arturo. We talked identity over chicken
- 11:00and waffles. For those interested.
- 11:02We went to Dame's Chicken and Waffles and I give it A7 I
- 11:08think, or 8. The chicken was good.
- 11:11The waffle was a little bit small and it wasn't a Belgian
- 11:14waffle. It was like a cinnamon vanilla
- 11:17waffle. It was OK, definitely.
- 11:20I would say it's third place. Am I tearing of chicken and
- 11:22waffles? Would the chicken Was the
- 11:25chicken like bone in or was it boneless?
- 11:28Well, you could choose. This is kind of cool things.
- 11:29You choose your chicken, so you could do like a cutlet, you
- 11:31could do wings, you kind of whatever you know pieces you
- 11:36want. Then you choose the type of
- 11:37waffle you want. Normal in quotation marks, which
- 11:41was their cinnamon thing, and then like sweet potato gross.
- 11:45Or like these other flavors of waffles that that should not be
- 11:48allowed. And then you pick like a
- 11:50schmear, which is kind of like Nutella or like a Maple butter
- 11:53or like a whole bunch of different things.
- 11:55And then you can choose a sauce to dip your chicken in.
- 11:58So they had like a bunch of stuff that sounds amazing.
- 12:00And and of course, then, you know, syrup, you know, for the
- 12:03waffle and stuff like that. So yeah, it was good.
- 12:05Like I said, the chicken was good.
- 12:06The waffle was OK. Not the worst I've had, but
- 12:09definitely not the best. I'm a Belgian waffle guy, so I
- 12:11feel like to have the best chicken and waffles, you need
- 12:14Belgian waffle. Bonus points if you've got bacon
- 12:17in the batter. And then really good fried
- 12:20chicken. And yeah, it was fun.
- 12:22So we talked to Identity Chicken and Waffles and I drove home,
- 12:25had a bunch of days meetings Friday, and then now I'm turning
- 12:29around the Sunday. I gotta fly out tonight and
- 12:31spend all week on the road again.
- 12:32Pretty much doing stuff, yeah. Do you think that most people
- 12:36think, oh, Jeff's got this glamorous life, He's traveling
- 12:41all the time. It's so, so interesting.
- 12:44It's. I think so.
- 12:46I think if you don't travel, it may seem like that sometimes,
- 12:49but you know, for every, I don't know, great travel experience,
- 12:53we've kind of talked about that. Like there's probably a dozen
- 12:55bad ones like. You know, I had to leave San
- 12:58Diego when we were at the Thunder Cake Conference like
- 13:00very early Wednesday morning, like 4:30 in the morning to make
- 13:04it out to Indianapolis for for another work item.
- 13:07And we sat on the tarmac in San Diego for 4 1/2 hours, not going
- 13:11anywhere because of fog and a whole bunch of other things.
- 13:13And so that was not great. But I like to travel.
- 13:17So it it it doesn't necessarily, you know, bother me, but I could
- 13:21certainly wear on you. This will be like by 12 week in
- 13:25a row. Going somewhere on the road for
- 13:27something and it'll be interesting.
- 13:29I don't really like to travel. I mean I I like to do a little
- 13:34bit of travel or some travel. So I I mean I guess this is the,
- 13:38the hopeful message for folks who are considering getting into
- 13:41consulting but are afraid that they'll be on the road every
- 13:44week. I think that's the way it used
- 13:46to be at a lot of consulting firms and probably is still at
- 13:49some consulting firms. But most of the people who are
- 13:52on the delivery side that I work with and including myself are
- 13:58not traveling every week. I haven't.
- 14:01I mean, I travel for the conferences.
- 14:02I did one client travel. Actually, the client travel was
- 14:06super fun because the part I like about travel is getting in
- 14:11a room with people whiteboarding.
- 14:13It's just so exciting to actually sit there and kind of
- 14:16like think through a problem and try to solve a problem and get
- 14:19as far as you can with the whiteboard.
- 14:21I love that stuff. And especially when you are kind
- 14:25of in our role which is you know, you're, you're using your
- 14:29experience, It's interesting as you're talking about like people
- 14:32not kind of knowing that I Am and IGA space and stuff like
- 14:37that. It kind of made me think of
- 14:39like, well, you know, you and I, we use CRM all the time.
- 14:43We're well familiar with CRM, but would you be able to go up
- 14:47and explain it to people like no, but this I am space we
- 14:51really know. So we can actually sketch things
- 14:53on the whiteboard and people ask questions like oh so how would
- 14:57this talk to this And then you, you know from your experience,
- 15:00so it's a lot of fun and you know I'm I'm working still like
- 15:04my focus is still I am advisory or digital.
- 15:08I like to say digital identity advisory because it can span the
- 15:11whole space. You know, still working a lot
- 15:15with, there's still a lot of organizations that are kind of
- 15:17working through the blocking and tackling like what is IGA,
- 15:22should I have IGA in most places kind of start with single sign
- 15:27on. But now they're getting into,
- 15:29you know, how do I do a better job of administering and
- 15:31governing access? How do I deal with privilege
- 15:34access management. And so I'm working with a client
- 15:37right now where you know we we went on, so I did the workshops.
- 15:41Now we're going back and kind of building out the deliverables
- 15:44and to me that's fun as well. Like you know, thinking about
- 15:48everything you heard, putting together an assessment, making
- 15:51recommendations based on that assessment and turning it into a
- 15:55consumable story that has a logical beginning and a logical,
- 15:59you know, ending and everything in between.
- 16:00So you know that that is I think the the contrast is you know I
- 16:07know you're out kind of like meeting with prospective clients
- 16:11or we're actual clients and I'm more at home being able to do
- 16:16it. And you know I will say I had to
- 16:19do a lot more travel pre pandemic too because a lot more
- 16:23clients were 100% in the office and wanted to have you on site.
- 16:28And we're less used to using video conferencing to accomplish
- 16:33really what it's hard to accomplish what you talked about
- 16:37you know one day workshop and get everybody to pay attention
- 16:40to like a teams meeting or Webex all day.
- 16:44But everybody I think is used to doing it for an hour to two
- 16:48hours at a time and and staying focused and getting things done.
- 16:51So I think that's been a a huge way to cut cut down on it.
- 16:57And then the other thing was, you know, we're kind of like
- 17:00working through like coming up with a big picture strategy for,
- 17:05you know, potential projects in the future which would be
- 17:10converting from a legacy access management solution or web
- 17:14access management to a modern system.
- 17:18It's like it's right in my wheelhouse.
- 17:20So it's not like I don't have to think, I definitely have to
- 17:23think about it, but it's you know one, that's one of the
- 17:26things that I think, you know, I'm sure everybody who's like
- 17:30early in their career wants to go faster.
- 17:32They want to move up the chain faster.
- 17:34And like, hey, I wanted to do the same thing, but there's a
- 17:38certain amount of experience that when you build it up, it's
- 17:42like you have these knowings and you have like, I've done that.
- 17:46I've actually done that. So you can talk about it, and
- 17:49like you, you can't skip that step.
- 17:52Yeah, that experience like is so important, but being able to
- 17:55communicate all that stuff. But I just thought it was really
- 17:57interesting because we're just before hit recorder, like, all
- 17:59right, you know, we had like really different weeks.
- 18:03It's like, OK, that's just, I guess you know.
- 18:05You know, part of its role I think kind of we each play
- 18:07within, you know what we do for our our real job.
- 18:10But it's interesting. I was, I was like kind of
- 18:13peeling back on that and then it'll be another interesting
- 18:15week on the road again and hopefully.
- 18:20Your your thing goes well right. And voices sound it'd be
- 18:24interesting. I'm, I'm curious, I'm, I'm
- 18:25really interested to see how this turns out in the voice
- 18:27because I know our voices so well for doing all the audio
- 18:30editing, you know, over 246 episodes.
- 18:33And it'll be interesting to see, like how it changes, if at all.
- 18:36Maybe it doesn't. Well, yeah, I'm going to have to
- 18:39rely on people like you to tell me because I listen to the
- 18:44podcast. I'm like, I don't sound like
- 18:45that. Everybody hates their own voice.
- 18:48Yeah, But I think mine's changed over time, too.
- 18:52I think, like, I can tell you right now, I'm not breathing
- 18:55through my nose. I can't breathe through my nose
- 18:57while I'm talking. Just.
- 18:58I can kind of tell congested basically well hopefully this
- 19:01works out for you brother I I'm I'm curious I want to see from a
- 19:05scientific standpoint but also from a health standpoint you
- 19:07know hopefully it's clears things up for you.
- 19:10We had a bunch of questions come in that we've like been saving
- 19:13sort of like a mailbag. We'll see how many we can get to
- 19:17today, but. A very worldwide mailbag as
- 19:20well, like a lot of international folks reached out,
- 19:23which is very cool. What what is our listenership as
- 19:27far as the the globe is concerned?
- 19:30I mean, it's not all USI think that at one point we said it was
- 19:33like 60%. Yeah.
- 19:34It's like around 40% is international.
- 19:37Sometimes it kind of goes up and down kind of depending on the
- 19:39month or whatever it may be. But let's call it like 40% is
- 19:42international, which is pretty cool, you know, for a couple of.
- 19:46Guys here who can barely speak English as it is, that are
- 19:48people around the world are able to to listen in.
- 19:50But yeah, so it's cool we get any sort of feedback right from
- 19:56anybody who's listening out there.
- 19:57But when they send questions and it kind of helps Jim and I out
- 20:00like, OK, what should we talk about?
- 20:02Like we have an idea of what's interesting for us, but it's
- 20:05helpful when people. You know, send stuff to us and
- 20:07usually they send it in via LinkedIn or or things like that.
- 20:10Every once in a while they'll hit our website, idacpodcast.com
- 20:13and fill out sort of the contact form and kind of things like
- 20:15that. But yeah, why don't I just jump
- 20:19into this, I'll ask the question and let's see if we can stump
- 20:22you on anything and then if I have any color to add, I'll do
- 20:25that. All right, that sounds fun.
- 20:28OK. So the first question comes from
- 20:31Chloe in Melbourne, Australia. How should companies approach
- 20:36the integration of IEM with legacy systems that were not
- 20:40originally designed with modern IEM solutions in mind?
- 20:44I feel like we get this question a lot.
- 20:46Yeah. What do you think?
- 20:47What what I have to do is like not try and look at it as a
- 20:51trick question but kind of take it at face value.
- 20:54I think most I most legacy systems or even modern systems
- 20:59are not designed with like. Hey, you're going to hook this
- 21:03into an IM system. They almost all have IM
- 21:07capabilities built within the application, but especially
- 21:11legacy systems do because there were not centralized ID PS when
- 21:15they're first started up and they don't have any great
- 21:18integration capabilities for systems.
- 21:20But you know kind of the OG legacy system that I think of
- 21:25our like mainframes and mid range computers and application
- 21:29and they still exist in a lot of organizations.
- 21:32They don't interface well with an access management system.
- 21:35They don't typically work super well with an IGA system.
- 21:42Really what you're looking at is kind of for them.
- 21:44It's like a middleware situation where if you have like a top
- 21:47secret type of application, if you can, you know from an IGA
- 21:52perspective kind of extract and populate user accounts and.
- 21:57You know, do the best that you can in terms of like password
- 22:01management. That's a major benefit.
- 22:04Obviously if you're only Max accessing that application
- 22:08through some kind of front end processor, maybe like a web
- 22:11front end that you built to that application, that's great.
- 22:15But usually that's not the only way that people end up accessing
- 22:19those mainframes. And of course you have like
- 22:21web-based technologies and fat clients and a lot of those
- 22:24things are going away. I think one of the key things is
- 22:27like if you are rolling out an IM technology I you know
- 22:32modernizing your IM platform and you think about those
- 22:35applications, you have to really ask yourself like is this
- 22:39application going to be around more than two, three years?
- 22:43If it is, then it's worth the effort to integrate it,
- 22:46especially if it's a high risk application.
- 22:48I think if it's. If it doesn't qualify, it's
- 22:51either you're not sure. It's like, do you really want to
- 22:54spend the money? Because those can be very
- 22:56difficult to integrate with. That's my initial thought, yeah.
- 23:00The the part you talked about is what I kind of started with
- 23:02this. Is it worth it?
- 23:04You know, are we going to get value out of this?
- 23:06Are there other things that we need to be working on that are
- 23:09either quicker, faster, you know, whatever.
- 23:10It'd be easier if, like, I wouldn't start with stuff that
- 23:14doesn't lend itself well to integration because the next
- 23:17question is, OK, So we've determined that it's worth it.
- 23:20Now we have to decide, well, what do we mean by integration?
- 23:22Are we just talking authentication?
- 23:25Are we talking authorization? Do we need to do identity
- 23:27governance, privileged access, audit logging, you know,
- 23:31behavior analytics, right, things like that.
- 23:33So I think you kind of figure out like, OK, what's worth it to
- 23:37do is a big part of the answering that question.
- 23:40And sometimes the answer is no, it's not worth it.
- 23:43Let's focus on the 80% that we can do.
- 23:46And some things will just remain the way they are until the
- 23:51mainframe dies again for what, the fourth time in the last two
- 23:54decades at least that I've been hearing about it.
- 23:55So it's kind of like the password.
- 23:57Like everybody keeps expecting mainframes to go away, but
- 23:59they're still around and still actively being used.
- 24:03But I think those are the two things.
- 24:04Everything you said was like, right on, definitely, like, for
- 24:06sure. And it's is it worth it?
- 24:07And then what do you mean by integrate, like define what that
- 24:11integration looks like? Because I don't, I think you can
- 24:13also say, OK, well, for this application, maybe it's just
- 24:16authentication. We've got to put an MFA in front
- 24:18of it and that's it. We're good.
- 24:19Like it's not worth doing the rest.
- 24:21I think calculating that, you know that benefit and whether
- 24:24it's worth the time or the effort makes a lot of sense.
- 24:27OK, let's move to the next one. This one is from Priya in
- 24:31Bangalore, India. What are the emerging trends in
- 24:35IAM that you believe will shape the way we handle identity
- 24:38verification and access control in the next five years?
- 24:43Well, I think you know, identity verification to me brings up the
- 24:46whole idea around verifiable credentials, which is something
- 24:51like a passport or a driver's license or some other.
- 24:56You know, government issued identifier or identification
- 25:00card that can be scanned usually both sides where they have some
- 25:04kind of encrypted version of your face and then a picture of
- 25:11you and can then use your your camera to identify you.
- 25:16So I think that's, you know, we see it.
- 25:21Very minor use cases. I think the commoditization of
- 25:25that capability is a very real possibility in the next five
- 25:30years. So you know, I think that's what
- 25:32we start to see that you know, ubiquity is it's, it's not just
- 25:36about like being on the bleeding edge and and spotting something
- 25:40that you know is way far out there and saying, OK, that's
- 25:44that's the trend to me. It's like OK, what is now
- 25:48building this head of steam in ubiquity.
- 25:51Is ubiquity so important? It's like with passkeys, it's
- 25:53like it's starting to have ubiquity.
- 25:56When Google uses and things like that and people get used to it,
- 25:59now other companies can follow and then everybody's doing it
- 26:02like there's no passwords anymore potentially.
- 26:05So I think from an identity verification standpoint, you're
- 26:08starting to see it. It's running into some privacy
- 26:11concerns. But I think that's the the way
- 26:14that within five years we start saying, OK that's normal.
- 26:19Yeah, I feel like this is less of a technology problem at this
- 26:21point and more of a people and process because what's going to
- 26:25drive verify credential will be really government I think to
- 26:28some degree because I want mobile driver's license.
- 26:32So I have one less thing that I have to carry on with me, right.
- 26:34It's in my wallet. I mean it's in it's in my wallet
- 26:36today. But I want it on my phone.
- 26:37So I have you know, less of those things.
- 26:39But I can only go as fast as my government will let me, right.
- 26:42And I can only speak from the, you know, from the, from the US
- 26:46perspective is I don't know how quickly all states in the US
- 26:51will catch on with this and sort of get there.
- 26:54I hope it's within five years. And I know there's certainly a
- 26:56few states that have already kind of gone down this road.
- 26:58And I think I think Georgia is one of them, right.
- 27:00Isn't there a mobile driver's license in Georgia?
- 27:02And you're in Georgia. Yes, Georgia is one of the few.
- 27:05Yeah. So I think that's one thing to
- 27:09think about is how quickly will it actually move based on
- 27:12people, governments, organizations and citizens and
- 27:18things like that. Because I don't think this is a
- 27:19technology problem anymore. I think there are enough
- 27:22solutions out there and enough sources of truth to actually
- 27:27validate A credential that that's where my head is at right
- 27:31now. Change is hard.
- 27:33I mean I think you've got great technology options out there,
- 27:36but now we're talking about changing the way people do
- 27:39business, people interact with government.
- 27:42You, you rightfully so, need to have a lot of caution.
- 27:45Privacy concerns, you know, things like that certainly will
- 27:50rear their ugly heads as we're going through this process and
- 27:52make sure that things are covered and designed to be
- 27:54secure and and that's kind of what I'm thinking about right
- 27:58now. Yeah.
- 27:59I mean if if you think look at it from AUS perspective, there's
- 28:02kind of like distrust of the government built right into the
- 28:06US Constitution where you have the right not to be searched in
- 28:12some. Situations.
- 28:13Yeah, Yeah. Well, like, could you imagine
- 28:16being pulled over and then the police person asking you to
- 28:21unlock your phone and hand it to them, Would you want to do that?
- 28:24I wouldn't want to do that. And I don't think I have a lot
- 28:27to hide from. Oh, they're going to find
- 28:29something and arrest me for it. But it's just it's it's not,
- 28:34it's not appropriate. I don't think it's fair and I
- 28:36don't think that is the way it should work.
- 28:37So that's just one example. Yeah.
- 28:41OK, let's go to the next one. This one is from, and I hope I
- 28:44pronounced this correctly, Takumi in Tokyo, Japan.
- 28:48What role do you see artificial intelligence playing in the
- 28:52future of IAM? And how can we ensure these
- 28:55systems are transparent and fair?
- 28:59Wow, that's a loaded question. You go 1st.
- 29:02I'm going. To yeah, I'll go first, but I'm
- 29:04going to like pick on the first part of the question, which is
- 29:08like the role that I see. And I think if you look far
- 29:12enough out, it's artificial intelligence can run IM systems
- 29:17for organization. So a lot more can be right now
- 29:22we're relying on humans to run the run the software.
- 29:26I think that AI could become the runner of the software because I
- 29:33don't think there's a whole lot that can't be automated.
- 29:37And I also feel like there's when you say run, what do you
- 29:42mean? Like going in and configuring
- 29:44workflows, resolving errors and configurations?
- 29:49Like what do you mean? So I always like to try to take
- 29:52the 8020 rule, and I don't think that everything's going to be
- 29:56automated, but I feel like just like SoC is being outsourced.
- 30:02By companies to companies that run socks.
- 30:04For many other organizations, I think I am will kind of come the
- 30:08same way, where it'll it'll be run by an, you know, outsourced
- 30:13by an organization to some third party.
- 30:17But that software will do most of the running of the software,
- 30:22providing support through a automated fashion.
- 30:26All that plus I think the other thing there's shortcomings in.
- 30:31Identity management now. So I I can see a big functional
- 30:33up ramp where we say OK, IGA is not only knowing who has access
- 30:38to what, but also what are they doing with that access.
- 30:41In order to do that, there's a lot of big data that needs to be
- 30:44pushed into some kind of store and analyzed and those are
- 30:49things that that people can't do.
- 30:52So this is like the the two major areas that I see.
- 30:59How do we make sure that it's transparent and fair?
- 31:03You know, I think that really comes down to artificial
- 31:06intelligence is just computer code, right?
- 31:10I mean, it's lines of programming and it's going to
- 31:14have hard coded decisions. So if there's decisions are not
- 31:18transparent and fair, then the IGI AM system or the AI system
- 31:24will not be transparent and fair.
- 31:25So there's got to be some. Kind of rules of conduct, I
- 31:30here's one of my concerns is that like I feel like if AI goes
- 31:35so fast that we don't get these rules of the road in place,
- 31:41we're going to say, OK, we rely on on AI to make certain
- 31:46decisions. For us, but we don't know how
- 31:50it's going to make those decisions.
- 31:52So it's already happening. It to some extent where we say
- 31:55identity threat protection is going to spot certain types of
- 32:00behaviors and then block access. And so right now for the most
- 32:05part where I've seen it, it's kind of a black box.
- 32:07It's not like oh you want to allow headless browsers or don't
- 32:10allow headless browsers right now that's probably clearly we
- 32:14don't want to allow them. So maybe black box is all we
- 32:17need for the moment. But I kind of feel like if we
- 32:20don't, if we say, well we want to block people from North Korea
- 32:24or we don't want to block people from North Korea, like if that's
- 32:27black box and everybody needs to block people from North Korea,
- 32:31Well doesn't that go right to transparent in fairness like
- 32:34maybe people in North Korea should be able to you know enjoy
- 32:38the Internet. Obviously these other issues, I
- 32:41don't think they don't think they they weigh into that
- 32:43decision at all, these people. I don't think so either.
- 32:46But I was trying to come up with some kind of example.
- 32:49What if it was like China or some other country that you know
- 32:53it's like oh that's a a state sponsored terrorist country And
- 32:58we're not going to, we're you know we as a corporation we're
- 33:01going to block those people and now you as an organization who
- 33:05buys their their AI software, you're blocking all those
- 33:08people. Is that transparent and fair?
- 33:10I don't even answer not I think I don't know if we block people
- 33:13or more organizations I guess, but it's clear AI is going to
- 33:17have an impact on IM, right? We, we keep talking about it on
- 33:20this show. You hear it at like every
- 33:21conference and every webinar that you go to has some sort of
- 33:24AI component. At this point, I'm bullish on
- 33:27it. I think it will be helpful.
- 33:29I think again things like large language models have really
- 33:33changed my perception of where this kind of take things in the
- 33:36future. The transparency and fairness
- 33:39around it I believe is, you know, you want to have systems
- 33:43that are well designed, they're secure and they're accessible
- 33:46for people. When we start introducing a
- 33:50black box as you start, you know, call it at least for the
- 33:53AI perspective, their duty is there does need to be a way to
- 33:56look at how the decisions are being made, you know, even
- 33:59programmatically. And I think this is an area that
- 34:02I'm starting to see more thought go into, is attacks on large
- 34:06language models themselves. So what happens if you poison an
- 34:10organization's AI to give wrong or misleading information?
- 34:16That could be another way that I think people are gonna have to
- 34:18start thinking about. It's like, how do we make sure
- 34:19we keep our AI secure? And that how do you validate
- 34:23that the decision making that it's making is based off of
- 34:27accuracy on facts versus maybe something that somebody put in
- 34:31there, right? Maybe it's, you know, somebody
- 34:33gets in and says, hey, just, you know, just move this decimal
- 34:36point over a little bit and take fractions of a penny, right.
- 34:40You know, that kind of scenario, right.
- 34:42I think it's like, OK, how do we make sure that that stuff is
- 34:45there? And I think we definitely have
- 34:46seen, I think the industry's starting to come together on
- 34:49this. I think the White House in the
- 34:51US just put out a directive on this.
- 34:53You certainly see Microsoft and Meta and other and Open AI and
- 34:57like others that are in this AI space starting to kind of figure
- 34:59out how are we going to tackle this?
- 35:02I don't know. I think it's, I think it'll be
- 35:04interesting to see it comes out as they move things along.
- 35:08I think there's two things I just want to throw in there
- 35:10based on what you said. First off, I don't know how
- 35:13we're going to solve this Rules of the road thing.
- 35:16Like we still haven't solved privacy policies.
- 35:18You go to a website and it's like, oh, by clicking accept you
- 35:22agree to our privacy policy. Click here to read it.
- 35:26If you click here to read it, it's like 8000 pages long and.
- 35:30You don't read it anyway. It's like if you want to use the
- 35:32website, you just accept that is not the spirit of what's meant
- 35:36to happen. And if we run into that same
- 35:38kind of thing, then, you know, it's going to be every person
- 35:41for themselves. The other thing I I think with
- 35:45AI and I am, is mostly when I hear vendors talk about, Oh
- 35:49yeah, we've got AI. And then when they explain what
- 35:52it does, I'm like that's that's not revolutionary.
- 35:56That is not revolutionary. So does that mean it's not going
- 36:00to be revolutionary? No, I do think it will be at
- 36:02some point. But I also wonder if it's just
- 36:06going to be the major tech companies are the only ones who
- 36:09can provide the AI because they're the only ones who can
- 36:12actually create the AI. Yeah, it takes a lot of
- 36:15resources to develop this thing. So do we end up in the cyberpunk
- 36:18mega Corp world where the world is right, like 8 different
- 36:21organizations and it's all it's all business?
- 36:25OK, we've got another question from Japan and I definitely
- 36:29don't know how to pronounce this, but I'll try to get it
- 36:30right, either UE or maybe we from Kyoto, Japan asking.
- 36:35Glad you're to it. I'm glad you're taking taking
- 36:38the I'll. I'll take the heat if I
- 36:39pronounce that green correctly. Let me know how can I am
- 36:42solutions be designed to be more user friendly without
- 36:45compromising on security features.
- 36:47I mean, that's the usual question.
- 36:49Talking solutions be designed to be more user friendly.
- 36:55I say it's the usual question because it's always been like
- 36:57considered a bounce between usability and security.
- 37:01Meaning it's like you if you had a slider, if you make it more
- 37:05secure, it's going to be less user friendly, can make it more
- 37:08user friendly, it's going to be less secure.
- 37:11You know the the tagline for everything Pastor list is like
- 37:15actually, it's one of those few. Scenarios where when you make
- 37:20it, you're more user friendly, you get rid of passwords, you
- 37:23actually make it more secure, which I do think is true, but I
- 37:28think you know the spirit of the question is like, OK if I'm
- 37:31designing an IM system, how do I make sure that I get both
- 37:35things? I think it's involvement.
- 37:38Of the users. It kind of goes back to the
- 37:40discussion we were having about workshops.
- 37:42What's one way to ensure that your IM deployment will fail is
- 37:47like, don't include people that it's going to affect.
- 37:49Yeah, you don't include them, it's almost guaranteed to fail,
- 37:53but you do include them. You increase your likelihood of
- 37:55success. They'll also give you the
- 37:57feedback of like, what do they not understand?
- 38:00Because a lot of times user friendliness just comes down to
- 38:03making it more understandable if you kind of get inside the head
- 38:07of. You know whoever your customer
- 38:09or user is, and you design around that, you can increase
- 38:14the user friendliness without even affecting security.
- 38:17You may also find that like there's no way we can remember
- 38:2316 character passwords. Like that's not going to work
- 38:28and so you might have to, you might have to.
- 38:30I'm. I'm presuming that's a really
- 38:32bad example, but. Just using that as an area where
- 38:35you might say, OK, well, actually involving the users
- 38:38made me rethink this password policy.
- 38:41But if you, you think about it, like, yeah, when you give people
- 38:4516 character passwords, they're going to find ways around
- 38:49they're write down the password or they're going to do whatever
- 38:51they have to do to not make it so that they have to go through
- 38:56a reset password every time. No, there's a added number.
- 38:58I think it's the number at the end, yeah.
- 39:01That's how we get it. Include this.
- 39:02Folks in your process and and really listen to them.
- 39:06And then I add a question to this as well because I think
- 39:08this next one is kind of in the same vein.
- 39:10It's from Beatrice in Rome. How can organizations ensure
- 39:15that their IM solutions are inclusive and accessible to all
- 39:18users regardless of their technical skill level.
- 39:21So I think he kind of touched there and the question previous
- 39:24question around do people understand what they're doing
- 39:27like what's the training, what's the, you know, how do we bring
- 39:30people up to speed. But thoughts on inclusivity and
- 39:33accessibility and how that how that aligns with technical
- 39:39capability? Yeah, it's it's not only
- 39:42technical capability, but you also think about disabilities
- 39:45like some folks have, you know, different types of issues and
- 39:50there are browsers made for, you know, different disabilities
- 39:55that you know, if you can't, if you're blind for example, that
- 39:59they can. Read for you.
- 40:00Or, you know, if you just make assumptions that everybody fits
- 40:05a certain mold, everybody has the ability to see or everybody
- 40:10has the ability to hear or they're all using a keyboard to
- 40:13enter like you need to challenge his assumptions.
- 40:18And I think this becomes more and more true as you're
- 40:19providing services to the citizens.
- 40:21So I I think that's it's so easy to kind of like fall into the
- 40:25mindset of like oh, I've been working with you know, B to E
- 40:30kind of scenarios with you know, certain size employee
- 40:34populations, captive audience or they're just in the US and
- 40:38everybody's going to kind of have the same understanding and
- 40:40all that. When you're talking about like
- 40:43you know the citizens or you're talking about large global
- 40:47outreach or you're talking about B to C, you have to take up all
- 40:51these things into account even more and challenge yourself on
- 40:54those moves. Basic assumptions that people
- 40:57have these capabilities. I think from a technical skill
- 41:00level, you know, again I think it's technical skills can be a
- 41:05lot of things, but I think it also can map back to you know,
- 41:10age and experience especially like the older population within
- 41:14our world they were did not grow up with technology in their
- 41:18hands from a very early age. I I kind of feel like the
- 41:22technical skills of teenagers is probably a lot better than you
- 41:27know, technical skills of of senior citizens.
- 41:30You know, we haven't talked about your dad in a while.
- 41:31Like, how would you? That's exactly who I was
- 41:34thinking. I figured, How would you explain
- 41:37a passkey to your dad? I wouldn't.
- 41:40I would not even try. I will tell you that he's found
- 41:44e-mail within the last couple of years and it's like he's bonkers
- 41:48over e-mail. He like, emails me all the time
- 41:50and I'm like and then he gets mad.
- 41:51If I don't e-mail him right back.
- 41:53I'm like dad, it's not like it's not.
- 41:56It's not a real. Time messaging platform, right?
- 41:59Yeah. We were out the other night and
- 42:01sat down with some folks who we didn't know.
- 42:03They're just strangers. And the guy next to me, the guy
- 42:08who like, shared their table with us, he's very excited.
- 42:12He took a picture of he and his wife and posted to Facebook.
- 42:15You got 32 likes on it in like 1/2 hour.
- 42:18And he's like, showed me. I was like, Oh my goodness, Oh
- 42:24my goodness, I've already been through.
- 42:26I was on Facebook for a decade and then closed my account like
- 42:305-6 years ago. And like, you could tell he just
- 42:33got Facebook. And he's like excited that so
- 42:36many people like this picture with his wife, which I was happy
- 42:39for him because he's kind of like almost in that infancy
- 42:41level of dealing with Facebook. He hasn't.
- 42:45He hasn't like. Felt the like the hatred for it
- 42:48yet. Embrace the joy that happens.
- 42:50Embrace the joy. All right.
- 42:52This is our last one and I think this is 1 near and dear to your
- 42:55heart. So from Rachel in Seattle, WA.
- 42:58With the proliferation of micro services and containerized
- 43:02environments, how can organizations effectively manage
- 43:06and secure machine identities at scale?
- 43:10You're all about machine identities recently, so let's
- 43:12have at it. Well, yeah.
- 43:14Well, we had David Mahdie on and I think that was a fantastic
- 43:17episode. So if you want to really dive in
- 43:21to that that topic, I would go back and listen to that episode.
- 43:25But you know kind of pulling Rachel's question apart here, I
- 43:31think, you know there's two different types of machine
- 43:34identities of those that are static and those that are
- 43:38created and destroyed, you know, perhaps within seconds.
- 43:43But I think what we're trying to get to is like 0 sending
- 43:46privileges. So I think that even those
- 43:49machines that are created and destroyed, you know, the the
- 43:53idea is that OK, you're not creating an account that should
- 43:56be around and and like I'm going to create the account.
- 43:59I'm just going to let it sit there until I need it again.
- 44:01And then we had to just check it out and do what I have to do.
- 44:04But the idea is already pre thought in terms of what access
- 44:10that account needs to have to do the thing that this application
- 44:14or service wants to do. And so those rules of the road
- 44:19should be set. They should be built into the
- 44:21micro services that create and destroy that account.
- 44:25Like you can only get an account that has this much and then
- 44:29business rules may be that all right if it's not destroyed
- 44:32within a certain amount of time, then it's destroyed.
- 44:35Those you know as information security professionals we need
- 44:38to talk with the the developers of these micro services to you
- 44:44know agree on the rules of the road so that they understand.
- 44:48We understand we can stay within our controls, You know, for
- 44:52these accounts that always have to exist and maybe have standing
- 44:57privileges, we just have to have controls around them.
- 45:01You know, we need to understand what they're being used for.
- 45:04And that way we can build our logging around, you know,
- 45:08knowing that we can build our life cycle processes around, you
- 45:12know, making sure that that account is created properly and
- 45:16reviewed periodically and destroyed.
- 45:19So I I kind of feel like the rules of Rd. are kind of the
- 45:23same. You know, in terms of you've got
- 45:27to understand what these accounts are intended to do, use
- 45:31least privileged in terms of, you know, either creating them
- 45:37or allowing them to be created. And then in the long run, you
- 45:43have to monitor what's being done with them.
- 45:46I think I don't know if I have anything better to add to that
- 45:50other than listen to Jim's answer and then go back and
- 45:52listen to I think it was episode 239.
- 45:54It was the first one that we did.
- 45:56With the authenticate kind of slew of episodes that we threw
- 45:59out there. So yeah, that's probable.
- 46:02I guess I'll leave it there for that one.
- 46:04Why don't we go ahead and start to wrap things up.
- 46:08And I was thinking about how we want to end on a lighter note
- 46:11today. And I'm drawing on my experience
- 46:13of yesterday, which was a Saturday and heading up into the
- 46:17Blue Ridge Mountains. Very faint cell phone service
- 46:21where we were in the middle of nowhere, basically at a friend's
- 46:25kind of. Barbecue, hang out, campfire
- 46:29something or other or whatever you want to call it and you
- 46:32know, a bunch of people just hanging around playing games and
- 46:34eating food and just talking and chatting and sitting enjoying
- 46:37the the great weather that it was.
- 46:39What is your favorite backyard BBQ party game?
- 46:43I've got one answer in three different parts, of course.
- 46:48So well, my OG original, I think OG stands for Rich from
- 46:54gangster, right? Yes, straight from the hood.
- 46:57Yeah, Mike, that's Jimmy Mack straight from the hood.
- 46:59Jimmy Mack in the hood. Well, my favorite lawn game or
- 47:03BBQ game was Jarts. Remember Jarts?
- 47:05I definitely remember that. That didn't last very long.
- 47:08Didn't they ban that? Well, imagine if one of those
- 47:11Jarts landed on your forehead. You'd be DOA man.
- 47:15I remember heavy. I was probably like six or
- 47:17seven, I think, and we had a we had a set.
- 47:21And yeah, that was the first thing you thought I was like,
- 47:22all right, how much damage can we do with this thing?
- 47:26That was a great game, though, too.
- 47:28Like, even if you just played it by the rules, like, let's be
- 47:31hard not to have fun with charts.
- 47:32So for people who aren't familiar with charts, explain
- 47:34what it is. So they were like like very
- 47:38large darts and the ends were, yeah, the points were heavily
- 47:43weighted. So you can basically swing them
- 47:46to your on the side of your body and like launch them maybe 100
- 47:50feet or 50 feet to a target and they would always land heavy
- 47:55side like dart point into the ground and they would land and
- 47:59they would stick. So that was the game.
- 48:03It was essentially like a a bullseye.
- 48:05You set up some kind of target on two ends and you have some
- 48:09scoring system which I think worked like, you know,
- 48:12horseshoes, which is my second answer.
- 48:14But it was with these darts and they, I think they somehow were
- 48:18banned, they disappeared. Yeah, I think real quickly too,
- 48:22because I think it's like, oh, maybe we shouldn't have people
- 48:24throwing lawn darts basically into the air and having them
- 48:27come down and spiking people and they weren't there.
- 48:31It wasn't even a pointy tip, right?
- 48:32It was just weighted. But if it if anything falls from
- 48:35a high enough distance, it's going to do some damage.
- 48:37And yeah, yeah, it was heavy and there wasn't pointed like a
- 48:42sharp point, but even that dull point I think would have cracked
- 48:45through a skull. Yeah, definitely not safe.
- 48:48Yeah, not safe. Anyway, my second one is
- 48:51horseshoes and my third one is cornhole, which, I mean,
- 48:54everybody plays cornhole now and it's, they're all like tossing
- 48:59things, yeah, Which even if you've had a few micro brews,
- 49:03it's you're still able to throw things.
- 49:05Yeah, maybe not well or accurately, but yeah, I like
- 49:09the, I like cornhole. I, you know I have a couple.
- 49:11So cornhole, we definitely did that yesterday.
- 49:15We did the other thing that I'd like to do, and this is
- 49:18something my wife's family introduces, Bocci, so Oh yeah.
- 49:22Super easy. People can, Kind of.
- 49:24Of all ages and skill ranges can play and we have like a a
- 49:27Christmas tradition when we can make it out there to have a
- 49:32Christmas Bocci game in the backyard and it's if and usually
- 49:36it's in Chicago which means it's like you know less than 0
- 49:38degrees freezing and no one is dressed for the occasion
- 49:42typically and we're out freezing in someone's backyard in the
- 49:44dark trying to play Bocci and a lot of good memories kind of
- 49:50around that. So I think that's probably my
- 49:51favorite one. But yesterday Jim, I did
- 49:55something that I am proud slash saddened to tell you that I won
- 50:01a particular game and I'll I'll give you one one guess but I'm
- 50:06I'm sure you won't guess it. What is the game you think it
- 50:09was shooting? Arrows.
- 50:12Prouds at a OK. How about it?
- 50:15No. Is that it?
- 50:17I'll tell you it was food related.
- 50:18Oh, hot dog eating contest. No, I definitely wouldn't win
- 50:21that, although I look like I would.
- 50:23I we did a doughnut eating contest.
- 50:27Now, I have never done this before, but it was not like
- 50:30consume as many doughnuts as you can.
- 50:33It wasn't. That was not the contest.
- 50:36So what we did is we took doughnut rings basically and ran
- 50:40a string through them. And then who could eat the
- 50:43doughnut fastest off of the string without using their
- 50:47hands? And the doughnut could not hit
- 50:50the ground. So there's some strategy there,
- 50:52right where you've got a string running through a doughnut in
- 50:54the doughnut hole and people are trying to eat it and the string
- 50:58is moving because everybody is trying to eat it at the same
- 51:00time. And I am proud slash sad to
- 51:05report to you that I won, You won.
- 51:08I was not the fastest, but I was the most strategic.
- 51:10I went slow, methodical. And people who were very close
- 51:14to the end, they were about to win.
- 51:16And then the doughnut fell on the ground.
- 51:18So it was very hairy there. At the last few seconds, as I
- 51:22kind of took the last big bite, I had to do the lean back and
- 51:26try and make sure that nothing fell.
- 51:29But yeah, my proudest, it was just one doughnut.
- 51:33That was it. Just one doughnut.
- 51:34It was a glazed doughnut. They had a vanilla frosting on
- 51:37it, but that was it. There was like six of us in a
- 51:38row and we were all trying to. You know, eat the doughnut on
- 51:43the string without letting it hit the ground.
- 51:46Well, congratulations. I'm proud of you.
- 51:49Send help. I don't know.
- 51:50This is my proudest moment. This is my proudest moment of
- 51:52you, Jeff. This.
- 51:53Is a. This is a real.
- 51:54This is a real highlight hearing a second hand story about your
- 51:58donut eating contest. Yeah, and I love doughnuts.
- 52:01Yeah, I certainly. You don't need to put a string
- 52:03through it and put me in a contest.
- 52:04I will have a doughnut any time of day.
- 52:05But yeah, I don't know if I should be proud or sad of it.
- 52:08I think my wife was both as well.
- 52:10Honorable mention to the Dizzy Bat race.
- 52:14OK, yeah, Dizzy. We did like the ping, the ping,
- 52:16the tail on the donkey type thing.
- 52:17So it was someone's birthday party.
- 52:19So yeah, we did that as well. And yeah, Sasha, you had a great
- 52:23time. It was a good time.
- 52:24We're out. I mean, you know, out in the
- 52:25literally the middle of like nowhere probably, you know, Blue
- 52:29Ridge Mountains for sure, you know, barely any cell signal.
- 52:32And yeah, it was fun. It was good times, you know,
- 52:34kind of relaxing and stuff like that, so.
- 52:37But now I'm off to the airport for another week filled of
- 52:40travel and identity hijinks and then I'll be back later.
- 52:45So say hi to the people at the Delta Club for.
- 52:48Me. Yeah, I definitely will.
- 52:50All right, let's go and wrap it up for this week.
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- 54:10Yeah, exactly. And yeah, so definitely reach
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