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BONUS: Squashing Rumors · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the bonus episode of Give Them
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  Speaker 1: No. Sometimes I like the mean ones because it keeps
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  Speaker 1: me humble.
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  Speaker 2: So one said Jessica, I love you, but your voice
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  Speaker 2: is like your voice makes my ears bleed. That was
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  Speaker 2: a new I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is nice because I'm feeling myself pretty
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  Speaker 1: hardcore every single day that when a mean one comes
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  Speaker 1: to I'm like, you know what. I needed to hear
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  Speaker 1: that because my head was getting a little too big today,
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  Speaker 1: a little air honey. So in honor of I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to say an honor well, Kate Middleton has reappeared
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sure a lot of people are sitting here going,
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  Speaker 1: oh fuck, I should not have posted what I posted,
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  Speaker 1: eating their word, eating their words. The Kim Kardashians of
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  Speaker 1: the world. Whatever, she came out saying that she's been
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  Speaker 1: battling cancer and we're sending her all of our love
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  Speaker 1: and prayers. Not that she gives one, damn, but maybe
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  Speaker 1: she does because she's a good human. But it got
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  Speaker 1: me thinking, Actually it got producer Stacy thinking, I cannot
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  Speaker 1: claim this idea. But we got an email and we
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  Speaker 1: always have a topic of each Bonus episode, and for
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  Speaker 1: a second there, I was like, at the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: every month, the first Monday, we're gonna recap an og
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  Speaker 1: episode of vander pump roles. I have to be honest
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  Speaker 1: kind of over it. I don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I love about this podcast is you can
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  Speaker 2: just change it. Yeah, we can just go eh and
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  Speaker 2: guess what if you guys are desperate for La La
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  Speaker 2: to la la, Like I said that, then let us
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  Speaker 2: know in the DMS and I'll let her know and
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  Speaker 2: she can decide from there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But right now, I'm just really enjoying how we've
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  Speaker 1: been doing it. I'm like, I am kind of vander
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  Speaker 1: pumped out for a moment for a while. Actually, so
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  Speaker 1: go for it. Jess read what the topic of this
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  Speaker 1: week's Boner episode is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, it's best slash worst rumor you've heard about yourself. Now,
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  Speaker 2: obviously you mentioned the Kate Middleton thing, and in case
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  Speaker 2: any of you have been living under a rock, like
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  Speaker 2: Lala would say, they just so she came out saying
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  Speaker 2: she's battling with cancer, but there were conspiracy theories, people
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  Speaker 2: like they people tore her down. And you mentioned this,
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  Speaker 2: but can you repeat here kind of what your mom
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  Speaker 2: said about Kate and this whole thing, just to kind
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  Speaker 2: of set us up about why we're talking about this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was wondering, like I don't understand why
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  Speaker 1: it's such a big deal for her to kind of
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  Speaker 1: go missing for a moment, Like people don't need to
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  Speaker 1: explain every detail of their lives and if they need
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  Speaker 1: to fall off the grid for a moment, like they
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  Speaker 1: deserve to do that. And she was like, you have
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  Speaker 1: to understand it's different. In the UK. This is generations
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  Speaker 1: upon generations of the same family. In this what is
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  Speaker 1: it a monarchy And so these people really feel safe
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  Speaker 1: and trust this family. So when they hear that the
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  Speaker 1: princess who will soon be taking over as queen and
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  Speaker 1: running things has disappeared, they start feeling very scared. Like,
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  Speaker 1: what does this mean for the future of the UK?
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  Speaker 1: They start shaking in their boots, right, I start shaking
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  Speaker 1: in my boots over here when I see Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: like parading as Ronald Trump, and I'm like, holy fuck.
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  Speaker 1: But at least I know his son won't be taking
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  Speaker 1: over next you know where he's just no. But really, like,
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  Speaker 1: imagine if there was like no getting rid of him
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  Speaker 1: until he croaked, and then it was like, oh and
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  Speaker 1: then we get his son, lovely and then we get
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  Speaker 1: his son no, you know, but this is like a
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  Speaker 1: legitimate family who really does an impeccable job. Like Princess
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  Speaker 1: Diana when she passed away, it was like the country
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  Speaker 1: mourned at the deepest level. I haven't been alive when
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  Speaker 1: like the country has mourned, Like maybe jfk M. Wasn't
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  Speaker 1: he like fucking Marilyn Monroe allegedly allegedly. I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: it seems like the United Kingdom just has their shit together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he seemed like very soft. Maybe it's the accent that
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  Speaker 1: makes them seem like they've got it together. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been banentering for five minutes out why this was
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  Speaker 1: a big deal. In other words, my mom said, the
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  Speaker 1: people have entrusted all their trust. All the trust has
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  Speaker 1: been entrusted. Okay, they're tripping the future. Queen has gone
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  Speaker 1: m I A and she's fabulous and the people love her.
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  Speaker 1: Well now we know why.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now we know why. So anyone who came out
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  Speaker 2: with your stupid, little harsh theories, goodbye. I hope you
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  Speaker 2: learned your lesson, asshole.
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  Speaker 1: No one's ever gonna learn to the next one. They
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  Speaker 1: really will. It's fine, it's whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so that brings us to yes the prompt. I said,
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  Speaker 2: so best worst rumor you've heard about yourself. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: really am excited for you to get into years, and
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  Speaker 2: I think it's obvious you're going to have the most
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  Speaker 2: I know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't even only have one.
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  Speaker 4: And it was a rumor I heard about myself in
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  Speaker 4: I think I was like seventh or eighth grade, and
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  Speaker 4: people said that I cut a pocket out and would
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  Speaker 4: play with myself and that was fine, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: maybe this is a good idea, you know, like, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 4: if it's a rumor, maybe I'll just make it true
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  Speaker 4: that somebody who just didn't like me.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys did not did we not talk about this?
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  Speaker 2: On the podcast? Some girl cut her guy who was like,
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  Speaker 2: wear your least favorite pair of jeans. He cuts the
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  Speaker 2: pockets out and she was like, what the fuck? And
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  Speaker 2: then at dinner he did a little finger action and
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  Speaker 2: she was like, is didn't we talk about this?
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I think we did. It's reading. It is a genius idea.
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  Speaker 2: So good for you.
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  Speaker 4: I know I didn't really do it, but I'm thinking maybe,
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  Speaker 4: like it is, it's in the cards.
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  Speaker 3: I love that maybe on the plane. Look, that was
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  Speaker 3: a rumor that I heard about myself, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: That's fun. Okay, right, okay, that's a good one. So
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  Speaker 2: I I have had zero rumors made up about me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone really cares that much. Except there
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  Speaker 2: was a rumor in I was when I was ten
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  Speaker 2: years old that I had gotten cast for limited To magazine,
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  Speaker 2: like as a child model, and that I would be
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  Speaker 2: modeling in the magazine. And it took off a little.
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  Speaker 2: But I started that rumor, so that was something, and
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  Speaker 2: I started it in school and then it passed. It
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  Speaker 2: made people pass it around because I thought how cool
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  Speaker 2: it would be. I'd always look at my limited to catalog,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, I would love to be modeled
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  Speaker 2: you guys, I.
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  Speaker 1: Was, that's less of a rumor and more of you're
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  Speaker 1: a liar.
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  Speaker 2: But I started it, and I told the girl in
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  Speaker 2: fifth grade who I knew would tell everyone. And then
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what, no carrier, So but let's now
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  Speaker 2: talk about you because I feel like you have some
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  Speaker 2: good ones to know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like the first one that did we
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  Speaker 1: ask our friends?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh we have so many.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I can't wait.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So the first one I thought about was that
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  Speaker 1: I hooked up with Jack's Taylor. Oh that was the
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  Speaker 1: first one. Okay, that never happened. If you remember season like,
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  Speaker 1: it's still talked about that, like I've hooked up with
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  Speaker 1: him and I'm letting you know it never happened. Was
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  Speaker 1: there flirting? For sure? I may have asked him to
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  Speaker 1: come over, like when I was wasted, and I'm thrilled
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  Speaker 1: he did not.
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  Speaker 2: Did you make out with him or anything?
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  Speaker 1: Never? Oh? Never? And season four, I'm at a bar
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  Speaker 1: with it's me. We're at a high top table. I
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  Speaker 1: remember vividly outside me, Jack's Kristen and Shena and I
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  Speaker 1: had my hand on his leg and I was rubbing
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  Speaker 1: his leg, but everyone wanted to I jerking him off, yes,
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  Speaker 1: which of course I fed into that. Of course I
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  Speaker 1: fed into that, right, And we leave together, but we
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  Speaker 1: never went home together. I had my boyfriend slash not
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend at the time, pick me up and ended up
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  Speaker 1: having sex with him as we drove a moving vehicle on.
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  Speaker 2: A frame with season four.
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  Speaker 1: Yes wow, and how like now thinking of out, Like
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  Speaker 1: in my silber state of mind, if someone were like,
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  Speaker 1: let's have sex while I drive, my brain is immediately
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  Speaker 1: going to go one wrong move and we're through the windshields. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: not this lala. This lala was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta over there. He's on gas and break, you're
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  Speaker 3: on wheel. You gotta get that together.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine you gotta get that together?
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  Speaker 3: To come on?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up?
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  Speaker 3: There's there's shaking.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine because I was holding onto the seat
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  Speaker 1: and I was using holding onto the steering wheel, that
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  Speaker 1: would be very unsafe.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta just lay the seat back, he does.
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  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert, We did get home safe.
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  Speaker 3: We can tell you're still here.
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  Speaker 2: Come fact that.
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  Speaker 3: You're reverse cowgirl baby.
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  Speaker 2: Is up driving and he's using and also can you
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  Speaker 2: imagine see that driving that driving by you, someone faced
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  Speaker 2: the other way like I would die.
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  Speaker 1: I think he had very tinted windows. But literally, that
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  Speaker 1: was the rumor. They were like they left together, they
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  Speaker 1: for sure hooked up. I never hooked up with him.
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  Speaker 1: So that's one rumor. There's another rumor that I heard
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  Speaker 1: about myself over the weekend from him. Okay, Amber, who
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  Speaker 1: is who is the mother of my child's half sisters? Right?
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  Speaker 1: So she calls me and she's like, I ran into
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  Speaker 1: this woman. She's the sister of this other girl. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention their names because I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want to draw attention to it. But it was wild.
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  Speaker 1: So this girl was in the pageant game. It is
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: not Rachel Levis, Okay. She was like real pageant girl,
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  Speaker 1: like won a title, a big one, okay. And she
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  Speaker 1: claims that there was a time that me and my
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  Speaker 1: x this girl, we had a tiny bit of a friendship.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna name the sister. We'll name the sister Caitlin,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll name the girl who's claiming that this happened, Ashley.
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  Speaker 1: So Caitlyn's talking to Amber and she's like, oh, you know, Lala,
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  Speaker 1: She's like, my sister Ashley was like tore into by
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  Speaker 1: La La in your ex. It was really bad. Like,
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  Speaker 1: my sister refuses to speak to Laala anymore. And we
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  Speaker 1: share a mutual friend. We'll name her Sarah. I've talked
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  Speaker 1: to Sarah and she's like, Ashley doesn't want to talk
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  Speaker 1: to you because you one followed her on Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that tracks for this bitch. That definitely tracks. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is what she's claiming happened that we were on
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  Speaker 1: a set of a movie and I lost my mind
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  Speaker 1: on her and my ex also lost his mind on her.
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  Speaker 1: This is what actually happened. I'm on the set of
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  Speaker 1: a movie. I'm with Sarah's ex that and did very badly. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Ashley starts texting everyone on the film, all the actors, saying,
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  Speaker 1: don't film with him. We're filming a fucking movie and
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  Speaker 1: it was booked before we even knew that this guy
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  Speaker 1: was kind of a piece of shit. So I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the trailer with another actress and she's like, what are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do? Are you being blown up by Ashley?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is wild, So of course
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  Speaker 1: I tell my ex. I'm like Yo, she's making people
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  Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable to film with this guy. This guy
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  Speaker 1: gets winn that Ashley's doing this on behalf of her friend.
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  Speaker 1: I totally understand, so I can't speak for what my
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  Speaker 1: ex said to her. But she claims I lost my
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  Speaker 1: mind on her, and she's going around telling people this,
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  Speaker 1: and I think her name carries some water. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting here thinking, you know, if you know me from
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  Speaker 1: vander pump Roles, you're gonna be like that tracks that
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  Speaker 1: Lala would lose her mind on you. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that she's a little insane. She's fucking insane.
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  Speaker 1: She never lost my mind on her.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn say nothing. It's she's saying you didn't
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  Speaker 2: go up to her on set and were like she
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  Speaker 2: wasn't there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, she was d I mean people on behalf
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  Speaker 1: of her friend who has done dirty And I get that,
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  Speaker 1: but I never lost my mind on her. And my
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  Speaker 1: friend Sarah said it's because you onto followed her on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that was years ago. She just happened
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  Speaker 1: to notice now because she probably looked it up and
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  Speaker 1: thought that I unfollowed her because of this. But honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I looked at how many followers she had, and I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't really that interested in what she was doing. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: she'll never fucking notice. And you guys know, I'm weird
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  Speaker 1: about my followers. To following ratio, it has to stay
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  Speaker 1: in alignment. She was the one person that I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really care about you that much. You're really pretty,
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  Speaker 1: but all your pages is showing me that you're really pretty,
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  Speaker 1: and like, I know, you're really pretty. Yeah, you're also
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  Speaker 1: a fucking nutcase. That never fucking happened you quack. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. I was like Amber, She goes, were you drinking?
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, because that's how I track out
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  Speaker 1: my life and the timeline. I go, oh, this happened
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  Speaker 1: when I was drinking, so it is it is plausible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the jury has spoken and they're saying guilty. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I was not drinking at this point in time. I
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  Speaker 1: was sober as it gets because I remember doing a
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  Speaker 1: podcast about sobriety with one of the actors who had
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  Speaker 1: been sober for a long time. But I'm like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: it's not was I drinking? Maybe there's other bits, right.
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  Speaker 2: Damn we want names.
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  Speaker 1: Just kidding. Really, she was a big pageant person.
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  Speaker 3: If you were to say everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Wo of course they would know her really or they
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  Speaker 1: would know her. That's why I'm not going to say it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we don't give any more hints, then let's fucking
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  Speaker 1: move on before I tell the.
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  Speaker 3: Name right, give them a little two letters?
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  Speaker 1: Did I did the story make any sense? It made
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  Speaker 1: all the sense, but it's really hard when you can't
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  Speaker 1: use actual name people.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly was getting lost lost with Sarah, Ashley, Caitlin.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who's anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Kaitlyn the sister of the crazy person named Ashley who's
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  Speaker 1: starting the rumors, and Sarah is the go between mutual friend.
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  Speaker 3: I remembered. I put it to this.
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  Speaker 1: I remember being like, can you talk like? I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that me on following her really made her like
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  Speaker 1: set her off, like she blocked me on it. And
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  Speaker 1: when Sarah came back, she's like, yeah, she's just really
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  Speaker 1: not ready to talk to you, And I'm like, because no,
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  Speaker 1: because apparently in her mind I freaked out at her.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's insane. I think she doesn't want to look
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  Speaker 2: insane and be like she unfollowed me, so I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking to her you're pretty bitch, but you delulu as fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Okay that I will never run from someone further if
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  Speaker 2: they come to me and say you unfollowed or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you are scary case.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know what's scarier her just
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  Speaker 1: admitting that I her thinking that I lost my mind
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  Speaker 1: on her. I don't know. Moving on before I give
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  Speaker 1: the name away.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So you guys wrote in a lot of fun
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  Speaker 2: rumors you've had about yourselves and not so fun this one.
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  Speaker 2: I was told I had a really big and popular
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  Speaker 2: only fans some ahole was using my face picks.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's more than a rumor. This is this is
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  Speaker 1: a deaf of character. Wait, what is it? Plagiarism?
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  Speaker 2: Plagiarism? Oh my god, what if someone did that?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, by the way, me and my friend yeah in
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  Speaker 1: junior high did that. No, we would catfish dudes with
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  Speaker 1: your fun. No, with some hot bitch who like might
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  Speaker 1: have been imporn. I don't know though. We just found
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: he around the internet. She was so hot and the
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  Speaker 1: amount of men that slid into our dms And we
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  Speaker 1: had no intention of like leaking up with these people.
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  Speaker 1: We were just a bunch of kids. Growing up in
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  Speaker 1: Utah bored. Most people were drinking alcohol. We were catfishing.
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  Speaker 2: Were you catfishing guys from your high school? Or random guy?
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  Speaker 3: Random guys?
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  Speaker 1: That's the randomst of random'd you find them?
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  Speaker 2: Was it like my Space?
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  Speaker 1: It was on my Space with the hot girl's picture.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone was finding that hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: But also, like you guys were also hot at the
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  Speaker 2: time too, So it was like we were only like thirteen,
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  Speaker 2: you were kids.
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  Speaker 1: We were children.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, never mind I said that.
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  Speaker 1: Well maybe in high school we were hitting different like
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: eighteen freshouted graduation, right, you know, hitting the bottle, we
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  Speaker 1: get a little freaky and our bounce back and go No,
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  Speaker 1: this was like thirteen year olds bored. Okay, As we drove,
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  Speaker 1: as we drove the as we drove to junior high,
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  Speaker 1: we cat wild drove. That's the wildest time of my life.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: By the way, we were when did you get the
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: most buck wild.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Menace?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Okay this one ooh that my husband had another child, crafing, crying,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: laughing face, even though glad.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You can laugh about it now, even.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Though we had been together since we were fifteen. Well, also,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: maybe get do that do that a twenty three meters.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Don't be shocked if someone comes knocking on your door.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if someone said, like, your husband has
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: an other, Like where did you pull that from? That's
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a very specific I don't know. I don't. I don't
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: mean to freak you out, but like, just because you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: together since you were fifteen.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell them to name names because you're gonna go
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: DNA check. Well, yeah, yeah you should.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something and hopefully my mom doesn't
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: get upset. But in my grandma's will, me me my
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: mom's mom, she put if any illegitimate children appeared, they
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: get the sum of one penny.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Because he was in world he.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Was in he was served in three wars. She's no dummy,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, fucking know what goes on out in
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: these streets. Wow, when you're at war, you know? Yeah? Yeah,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: she made sure she covered her basis. So in my will,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I fucking covered my basis too.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Did you do that?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't have a boyfriend that would be illegitimate
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: or that would be having illegitimate children, but you got it,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: got to cover them, mom. Mom the other day goes,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I've got a cross my eyes and dot my I
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: was like, so, now I want to just say that
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: to everybody.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Cross my eyes and dot my teas got.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: To you have to wise words from Lasia.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: You must take it with you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, I had a fling with a
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: coworker that never happened. I would tell lol over ten
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: years ago. Have either of you ever had a fling
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: with a coworker? Well, you're coworker.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: My coworking environment is a little different.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't think so.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: You haven't. No, I don't think so either, which feels
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: weird for me. No. I was always like, in long
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: term relationships, even if I was attracted to someone I
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: worked with.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I might have had one.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Did you really?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I think so? Just one?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Oh he feels comfortable now? Who wrote? Who wrote this question?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: A girl? Yeah, obviously he's feeling comfortable.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Who did you co work with?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Somebody? Somebod that lady.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Do we know the job, Jerry?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: It was my previous job before moving out here.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: No way? Yeah, Oh that's you'll have to give us
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: the tea after this.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: They cohabitated their peeps. Wow. Touched privates, private privates, privates,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what we call them. Private privates.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Bumping peeps. Yeah, private parts.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it means.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I thought it was that's where pea came from.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was too.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I like private parts.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: We're using it all the time.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Let's bump our private parts.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: That I was doing heroin in.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: This is why that isn't there's something behind.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It that I was doing heroin in my high school
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: bathroom because an insulin needle was found.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh diabetic, Oh I have Kate Middleton taught us nothing
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: before you hear the full story.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Always keep that insolent on you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Whoa, oh my god, oh this I mean if I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: saw a needle, I'd like, immediately drug addicts, heroin.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: User, heroin user, stay away from us.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: At what grade?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know a heroin until like what I
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: know what I learned about heroin when they came to
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: teach us about the DARE program.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: The DARE program which got many of us to try
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: our first drug.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I know, thank you rib that got me to be
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: like never never.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, they were like, well, it depends on
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: your teacher, because my teacher was like, and you know,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: marijuana just gets your feeling relaxed. And I'm like that.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Because you know, the third grade is no joke. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: don't relax.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Your teacher is just high all.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Day, really kicking my ass.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I think teacher to teach third graders, I think I don't.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah in Syracuse, upstate New York, from finger Lakes, Yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: your teachers are high as.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Fun from finger Lakes, she said, somewhere else.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: With no when she wore that. When she wore that sweatshirt,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, is this supposed to be? Is this
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: a real place or is it or I don't know, from.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: The finger Lakes region. You know who knows, Dorinda knows.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I brought up where I was from, and Durnda's like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: she loved it. She's been there, she said.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I love finger Lakes.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I love her. So this one's dark and sad, but
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to bring it up. I began setting boundaries
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: with my family. They they the family started a rumor
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: in the family that she had relapsed because she started
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: setting boundaries.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Not my family, No, I just want the person to
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: know there's going to be a day where the universe
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: wreaks havoc upon them. So just sit and chill and
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: keep living your best sober life because when that day comes.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm totally fine with you feeling peaceful and smiling when
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: all the ship in the world hits the fans. Yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you want to know why this is happening. It's a
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: little rumor. I think you may have heard it. You
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: may have heard it. What an asshole all those.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: People, Because inter family rumors are the worst, because your family,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: in my opinion, is supposed to protect you. They're supposed
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: to be the ones that like, we know what's going
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: on inside, but the outside world will never hear.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Might I started the rumors? But the whole in your pocket.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Coming from somewhere to home?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Damn it?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Okay? Is that I will speaking of that I kissed
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: my brother never happened, so brutal lo o l That
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: would be one of the worst rumors right from high school.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Worst.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Oh could you imagine if that was going around, like
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: you and your brother kiss I'd be like, oh.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: That would be horrific.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Would be the worst fucking rumor ever.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Remember. Do you guys, remember any rumors from high school
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: that were started that you knew? Because I do. I
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: don't like about people. You don't remember the rumors and
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: it's like that wasn't true. I know it wasn't true.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Most of the rumors at school that were like the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: big ones were like so and so's a slut.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Like so we all are like so and so is
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: having sex every day, and it's like, well, give her
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: my number comes.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Well, then there's this one. An entire stall in high school.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming bathroom stall dedicated to ship talk. I won
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: number one horror in the high school. She did, crying,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: laughing faces. First off, good for you for laughing about
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: that ship. Now that's bullying. Is bullying and disgusting.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: You want to know what, I'm not excited for Ocean
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: to go to school anymore.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I will be all up in there. I will be
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: all up, but I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: mom that's like, are you mad that Ocean is captain? Still? Yo? Man,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: go crey to your mom and tell her meet her
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: right here. I'll meet her right fucking.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Here with big by the way, though, what.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Are her stats? I'm gonna need to.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Know weight loam marching through the high school halls. You
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: want to get popped? What's going on?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I love it?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Ocean's so sweet. At Skyzone, she walked up to this
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: random girl and was like I lost my sweatshirts and
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't have any friends, and the little girl took
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: her with her, helped her find her sweatshirt because I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, shut sweatshirt. By the sweatshirt I love
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: She's so cute, and I don't have any friends and
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I love my sweat shirt. I would be like, you're
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: coming home with me right now with me.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You guys, my baby's gonna come out such a little
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: happy virgo all the laughing ever.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, one last one.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Last one.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: This is a good one because Lala and Lisa can
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: relate best rumor that my best friend and I were
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: a lesbian couple.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have never heard that that about. What
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: do you mean we can relate your mom rumor?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I guess someone just said it once.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: It was Heather McDonald's son. It was like the lesbian
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: she's older and the other one's younger. When they have
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the baby, the less couple.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: That is the funniest thing to me in the world.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: It really is so crude. Nobody is awkward, Like even
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: at Disneyland when we had Ocean and they were talking
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to Easton as if he was Ocean's dad.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: No it's a very weird.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: No, it is weird, and we're always like no, no,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: it's it's not even like it's just a correction of like,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: oh no, this is my brother.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: It's like yeah, now we say it before anybody. I'm like, yep,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I'm the uncle.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I'm the uncle.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I can't relate to the rumor. But but I feel
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: like that's a bunch of like horny dudes.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: It is one hundred percent a bunch of horny dudes.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: If you didn't have that rumor, I think.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: I think I might have started one of those, like
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: if they were good friends, i'd be like, you know
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: these scissors.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's less of a rumor and more of like, yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I'm really hoping.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: In high school too, oh my god, Shelby and I
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: played into that. I think we made out in front
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: of guys at a high school party drunk because we
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: wanted to less.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: One hundred percent, I did that ship all the time. Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I was like make out with my best friend for
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: some like male attention.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Of course, girls.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Are so lucky they are. I'm making out with my
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: friends so that you'll make out with me.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Idiot, right, guys to have a good night.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: But By the way, there's nothing wrong with that at all.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: If you're a straight man who makes out with your
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: other straight man friends, go for it. You always talk
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: about sexual stuff that we like, you know, do your
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: thing me personally. If I'm making out with a chick,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it's to get you all horned up to.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Make out with me.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Love.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I love Bonus episodes.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: They've been really going to sex quite frequently.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: That's probably my fault.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You're the only one with a boyfriend. What are you
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: not getting laid? No, don't answer that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I'm your watch.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I would never ask you something like that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I was about to say fiance, and then I was like,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: that's what I say.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: No it is. Do you have your ring on today? No?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Because it's flung off. We're getting it. Resize it's too big.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: New rumor, split, trouble in Paradise In Paradise, the Jiu
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Jitsu Queen is Jiu.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Jitsuing elsewhere now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for listening to another episode
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: of the Give Them La La Bonus episode. We We'll
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: catch you next Monday. And I always want to say
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: a happy hump Day, but it's Monday, and I hope
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that you guys take on the rest of the week
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: like Champs what a buzz killed later