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#0146_ STORY INSPIRE: Family Recipe: Stories, Food, and Chaos · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show back
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  Speaker 1: in studio. How exciting. Just got back from Australia. The
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  Speaker 1: tour is over. Very excited to put out a special
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  Speaker 1: in early June. And you know what's fun about the
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  Speaker 1: special is it has a ton of material about COVID
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  Speaker 1: and the riots. So it's going to be really....
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  Speaker 2: Like, that's what's good about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's June, so you could hear about COVID and nurses
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  Speaker 1: and riots.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what's the best thing about this special.
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  Speaker 1: Is it's perfect. Pitch perfect in terms of relevance. And
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  Speaker 1: it'll take you back. So if you want to go
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  Speaker 1: back in time to one of the worst times that
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  Speaker 1: you were ever in, you can go back in time
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  Speaker 1: with my completely... irrelevant special that will come out in
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  Speaker 1: early June that no one will care about. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't even care about, but what's good about it is
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  Speaker 1: that I wanted to do the show live as much
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  Speaker 1: as I could. So we didn't put it out earlier.
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  Speaker 1: So now we've waited till June. So it'll have maximum effect.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like it's 2020 all over again in my
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  Speaker 1: comedy special, except there's more to it than that.
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  Speaker 2: There's other stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I talk about, uh, but pizza hut, it's not only, uh,
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  Speaker 1: COVID there's other stuff. Uh, just got back from Australia,
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  Speaker 1: the land down under very exciting, um, hospitable people, lovely
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  Speaker 1: people recapped it on the Patreon. Um, Myself, Ben, Sam Talent.
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  Speaker 1: We're still feeling the jet lag. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Not great. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm fair.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm learning to live with it.
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  Speaker 1: And while we were over there in Australia, keeping tabs
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  Speaker 1: on all the podcast beef, we were reading stories in
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  Speaker 1: the news, and... One of the stories I read was
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  Speaker 1: about this band De Antwoord. Is that how you pronounce it?
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I believe it is.
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  Speaker 1: Now De Antwoord is a South African hip hop duo
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  Speaker 1: and they do these Zeph style of stuff, which I
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  Speaker 1: believe is a lot of gold and it's very, they're
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  Speaker 1: very brash and they live in South Africa and they
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  Speaker 1: adopt like all these deformed people and, and they run
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  Speaker 1: around the woods with machetes, and they take bath salts.
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  Speaker 2: It's something different, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Something, it's nice, it's different, and it's made up of
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  Speaker 1: Yolandi Visser and.
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  Speaker 2: Ninja.
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  Speaker 1: And Ninja, and lovely people from, I'm sure, from all accounts. Now,
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  Speaker 1: and they, Google what the Zeph style is, because they
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  Speaker 1: have this unique, their videos got crazy views because they
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  Speaker 1: were very unique videos.
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  Speaker 2: I find you freaky and I like you a lot.
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  Speaker 1: You know? Rich bitch. That was a good song. Rich bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Nutella on my sami. Nutella on the sami, because in
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  Speaker 1: South Africa, if you have Nutella on a.
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  Speaker 2: Sandwich, it means you're rich.
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  Speaker 1: Nutella on my sami. So Zeph is a South African
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  Speaker 1: counterculture movement. Kyle Hans Brockman has compared Zeph counterculture to
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  Speaker 1: a lot of subcultures in the Northern Hemisphere. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what that means. I want to know what it is,
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  Speaker 1: but from what I think it is, it is very like.
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  Speaker 1: Zeph Music and Culture. The music group De Antwoord self-identifies
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  Speaker 1: as Zeph. In a 2010 interview, Ninja of De Antwoord
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  Speaker 1: responded to the controversy arising from his claim that Zeph
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  Speaker 1: represented South Africa. Critics suggested it might rather just represent
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  Speaker 1: Afrikaans while South Africa. He commented that racism is somewhat
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  Speaker 1: obsolete and a thing of the past for South Africa.
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  Speaker 1: What is.
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  Speaker 3: So I think this is... Zeph is you're poor but
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  Speaker 3: you're fancy.
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  Speaker 2: You're poor but you're fancy. You're ghetto fabulous.
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  Speaker 1: Right? Okay, that's what it is. Zeph style. And it's
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  Speaker 1: fun and enjoyable. And so these people, De Antwoord, adopted
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  Speaker 1: kind of this disfigured child. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And named Taki.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he looks like there.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Taki is now accusing them of being.
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  Speaker 2: He is saying.
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  Speaker 1: That he's accusing them of physical sexual abuse and slavery.
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  Speaker 2: And he said he.
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  Speaker 1: Has a rare disease. And he said, quote, they made
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  Speaker 1: me believe I was the devil. Buddy, that's all parents.
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  Speaker 1: They made me believe I was the devil.
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  Speaker 2: They made me.
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  Speaker 1: Swear more and made me believe that I could burn
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  Speaker 1: people in hell and that I'm the king of hell.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds a little nice.
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  Speaker 1: They told me that I could bring, I wish my
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  Speaker 1: parents told me that I was the king of anything, Taki.
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  Speaker 1: They told me that I could bring darkness upon the world.
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  Speaker 1: So he said, and I read another thing. I think
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  Speaker 1: it was in The Guardian. He said, the worst part
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  Speaker 1: was seeing my supposed to be mother or adopted mother
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  Speaker 1: being naked in a room, drunk, experiencing my mother being drunk, naked,
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  Speaker 1: and wanting me to spend time with her in the
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  Speaker 1: room while she was naked. I find that very disturbing.
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  Speaker 1: Last December, Ninja and them apparently took my sister into
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  Speaker 1: a sauna and everyone was naked in the sauna and
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  Speaker 1: wanted my sister to get naked too. It's pretty weird.
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  Speaker 2: This is talky. It felt like a pervy vibe to me.
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  Speaker 1: Every time when he phones the family, they ask if
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  Speaker 1: my sister is pregnant yet, and that's not going to happen,
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  Speaker 1: not on my watch.
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  Speaker 2: This is their adopted son, Taki.
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  Speaker 1: In the video interview, he said he had stabbed his
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  Speaker 1: older brother three times, leaving him needing hospital treatment, and
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  Speaker 1: that Ninja and Yolandi's response was to congratulate him. They
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  Speaker 1: were like, quote, hey, good job, man. I didn't actually
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  Speaker 1: know you were going to be a man. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: expect you to stab your brother. That's amazing. Um, he
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  Speaker 1: also accused them of some other things like they, like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I think it might've been in a guardian article I
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  Speaker 1: read or something where he was basically saying like they
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  Speaker 1: made him participate in blood rituals or they were.
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  Speaker 2: Taking them to a blood bank.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I read that too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Something about that. Um, it's hard to know because they
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  Speaker 1: adopt this kid. Who is a, has problems. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. This wasn't the Guardian. What was this?
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  Speaker 3: This is the SouthAfrican.com.
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  Speaker 1: The South African, yeah. Blood rituals, porn, and violence. De
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  Speaker 1: Antwoord's child slave tells all. Here's the thing about, so Taki,
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  Speaker 1: they picked him up in his community of Faitas, Fietas,
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  Speaker 1: at the time.
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  Speaker 2: And man, you want to talk about accents that are horrible?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the South African accent is the worst accent.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like an Australian, like, uh, just has like, uh, uh, uh, uh, is,
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  Speaker 1: has down syndrome. It's like, it's horrible. So it's fight this,
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  Speaker 1: fight this, fight this. Uh, he said in an interview,
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  Speaker 1: my mother said it was going to be a good experience.
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  Speaker 1: So I went, imagine De Antwoord shows up and the
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  Speaker 1: mother's like, yeah, it's going to be great. Get in
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  Speaker 1: the car.
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  Speaker 2: Um, the controversial group.
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  Speaker 1: Whose music includes lyrics and imagery based on Satanism, gangsterism, incest,
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  Speaker 1: and other social ills use the children as actors and
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  Speaker 1: props in their music videos and album covers. Uh, he
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  Speaker 1: said that they split their time between Cape town and
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  Speaker 1: Johannesburg and also in Los Angeles. Well, of course, um,
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  Speaker 1: He has a rare skin disease and they took him
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  Speaker 1: in and some of the allegations include that he was
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  Speaker 1: exposed to pornography and sex toys. The sauna stuff, the
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  Speaker 1: naked stuff, taking the children to a private clinic to
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  Speaker 1: allegedly have their blood withdrawn for a blood ritual, congratulating
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  Speaker 1: him after he stabbed his brother. making Taki and his
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  Speaker 1: friends reenact the violent stabbing scenes in their music videos,
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  Speaker 1: Taki discovering black magic in a box in their family
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  Speaker 1: home and partaking in rituals, exposing the children to dangerous gangsters.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, and Taki, my heart goes out to
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  Speaker 1: you here, but you have to be a little realistic.
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  Speaker 1: There wasn't a line of people going to adopt you,
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  Speaker 1: you know? Like, there wasn't... They weren't breaking down the
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  Speaker 1: doors to get in there and put the presents under
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  Speaker 1: the Christmas tree. Sometimes in life, when people show you kindness,
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  Speaker 1: it does come with some unwanted aspects, such as the
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  Speaker 1: blood rituals. Now, I don't know the DeAntwoord people, and... I, I, I,
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  Speaker 1: they're entertaining. But, you know, this whole thing really comes
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  Speaker 1: down to three words and they're the same three words
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  Speaker 1: that you use in any sales arrangement. When somebody goes,
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  Speaker 1: it's too expensive and you have to use these three
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  Speaker 1: words that kind of is what I would say to
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  Speaker 1: kind of talky. And those three words are compared to what? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's expensive compared to what? The blood rituals are bad
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  Speaker 1: compared to what? What was kind of the other option, right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, there wasn't a ton happening. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: outside of him kind of being in a Rob Zombie film,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't gonna really pop off here. And I think
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  Speaker 1: his sting comes off a little ungrateful because they, You know,
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  Speaker 1: they hang out in Johannesburg, and it's incredibly violent there,
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  Speaker 1: and there's gangsters, and they do crazy drugs, and they
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  Speaker 1: run through the jungle, and they participate in rituals and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know, again, it's not a perfect childhood by any stretch, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's not ice skating.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like, a great, like, oh, Easter egg hunt, and,
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  Speaker 1: you know, oh, we summer in Maine.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, you're not in a Maine sailing camp, Taki.
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  Speaker 1: But, Taki, I don't think that childhood's without its charms,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't think that it's right to come out
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  Speaker 1: and completely throw your parents under the bus just because
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  Speaker 1: they made you participate in blood rituals in the jungle.
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of the price of fame. I live in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Do you know how many, well, not really.
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  Speaker 1: I split my time, but when I'm here, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: do you know how many people in this town are
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  Speaker 1: partaking in blood rituals just to get ahead and can
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  Speaker 1: barely even do it? And, you know, he had a
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  Speaker 1: seat at the table here with Deanna when they were,
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  Speaker 1: they were big there. It's not, they're not huge now, but,
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  Speaker 1: This has kind of hurt them, I think. Do they
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  Speaker 1: have a statement? Has Yolandi or Ninja... Do they have
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  Speaker 1: a statement? Do they want to come on the program.
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  Speaker 2: And address this?
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  Speaker 3: So if you Google them getting canceled, they actually got
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  Speaker 3: canceled for a totally other thing.
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  Speaker 1: They smacked a gay rapper that they were in some
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  Speaker 1: feud with, right?
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  Speaker 3: I think that was it, yeah. Some musician they were
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  Speaker 3: in a feud with. Because they're homophobic, according to this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I don't know. They were in some feud.
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  Speaker 2: Some guy named Andy Butler.
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  Speaker 6: I really.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what goes on in the Zeph
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  Speaker 1: community of South Africa, and I'm not going to learn.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I just, so they got canceled over that.
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  Speaker 1: And now the blood rituals, I mean, they just can't
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  Speaker 1: catch a break.
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  Speaker 2: These people.
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  Speaker 1: It's a real string of scandals. It's a string of scandals,
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  Speaker 1: and it's unfortunate. But Taki, I guess, had enough. He said,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't the way to live. Play a little of him.
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  Speaker 3: So here's, I think this right about here is him
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  Speaker 3: talking about him stabbing his brother right here.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, imagine if you had to hear this in
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  Speaker 6: your home.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, imagine if you had to hear this.
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  Speaker 5: This accent.
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  Speaker 1: From hell. I mean, when he's saying they said I'm
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  Speaker 1: the demon, is he sure they're wrong? This accent is preposterous.
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  Speaker 1: Keep going with this. God. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm playing it on a, I'm playing it
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  Speaker 3: double speed. Oh, let's see if it's better single speed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Leave that in, though.
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  Speaker 3: That was terrifying. I watch things on double speed sometimes here,
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  Speaker 3: so let's go back and let's see here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see if it's now cute.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: It's even worse.
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  Speaker 2: It's worse.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. God. Make it stop. Ben, make it stop. They
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  Speaker 1: adopted him and he's complaining? He's complaining. You're complaining? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you should say thank you. So now what's his, what's
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  Speaker 1: he up to here?
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  Speaker 4: There were stupid things also for that night when I
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  Speaker 4: stabbed him. So like, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I was sleeping in their house in Parkhurst. So
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  Speaker 6: then my brother woke up. He wanted the speaker that
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  Speaker 6: I took. like in the earlier day during the day
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  Speaker 6: and then like he was looking for the speaker so
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  Speaker 6: he came to me he woke me up he said
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  Speaker 6: like yeah he woke me up and then I got
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  Speaker 6: up and then we started fighting over speaker and my
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  Speaker 6: phone and then like when he punched me I took
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  Speaker 6: out the knife from my prophet and then I stabbed
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  Speaker 6: him like three times one in the neck in the
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  Speaker 6: arm I.
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  Speaker 4: Think in the ribs or something I'm not.
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  Speaker 6: Sure exactly where But yeah, and my sister was also there.
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  Speaker 4: She saw everything that happened. Like, she was there.
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  Speaker 6: When I looked to the door to go out, I
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  Speaker 6: saw my sister in a plane that actually stays across
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  Speaker 6: the road from my house.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, that kind of messed my whole mind up.
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  Speaker 4: Did your brother go to hospital?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, he actually, like, after I stabbed him, I actually
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  Speaker 6: pressed the alarm, the security alarm. like to let the
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  Speaker 6: paramedics come.
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  Speaker 4: The security and police, everything responds at once.
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  Speaker 6: So I pressed the response button, then I couldn't open
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  Speaker 6: the gate because as soon as the response button goes
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  Speaker 6: off and I opened the gate, my brother was going
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  Speaker 6: to be able to run faster out with me. So
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  Speaker 6: I closed the door behind me after pressing the alarm.
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  Speaker 6: Then I jumped over the gate with electrical wire. I
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  Speaker 6: was shocked a few times. I fell outside, I got up,
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  Speaker 6: I ran like a block away, I hid in the bushes,
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  Speaker 6: I watched the whole thing, like the whole thing, how
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  Speaker 6: the cops came, how the security came, how the ambulance came,
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  Speaker 6: I saw everything, like I was just up the road
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  Speaker 6: in the bushes, hiding, checking.
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  Speaker 4: Everything, you know?
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  Speaker 6: And then like two hours after that I went home,
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  Speaker 6: I went to go take a shower.
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  Speaker 4: One of my homeboys was.
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  Speaker 6: Actually there in the house. You can also tell you
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  Speaker 6: the same story. Like, I'll introduce him, like, in the
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  Speaker 6: future or whatever. Like, and you can also tell the
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  Speaker 6: same story, like, his way of how he saw it.
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  Speaker 6: But anyway, that's how it happened. Like, for me, it's
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  Speaker 6: like I almost killed my own brother, but I also
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  Speaker 6: saved his life.
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  Speaker 4: But, yeah, but he could have been dead.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is he a prods? Is this a prize?
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  Speaker 3: I think he wants to be an actor.
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  Speaker 1: No, my question is, is this a prize if you
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  Speaker 1: adopt this? This is my question. And I'm being completely
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  Speaker 1: honest and serious here. If you adopt this and this
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  Speaker 1: starts stabbing people in the home, is this a prize?
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  Speaker 2: Is this a prize?
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  Speaker 3: Could I defend Taki here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone will. I'm always the monster. I'm always the monster.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone will defend the guy who just said he stabbed
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  Speaker 1: his brother in the neck. It's my fault. It's De
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  Speaker 1: Antwoord's fault. It's everyone's fault because he's supposedly traumatized by
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: a couple of blood rituals. A little black magic in
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  Speaker 1: the bush. A little black magic in the bush is
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  Speaker 1: not a reason to attack your brother with a knife, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Who hasn't done a blood ritual with their parents in
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  Speaker 1: a bush?
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  Speaker 3: Defend talkie. Ninja and what's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Yolandi.
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  Speaker 3: Ninja and Yolandi.
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  Speaker 1: I like you, Freaky, and I like you a lot.
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  Speaker 3: They knew he fought with his brother a lot, and
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  Speaker 3: they encouraged him to be a man and to kill
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  Speaker 3: his brother. And so when he stabbed him a bunch,
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  Speaker 3: Ninja shook Taki's hand and said, congratulations, you're finally a man.
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  Speaker 3: You've stuck up for yourself. He was like 12 at
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: the time. Well, how is it a defense of Taki?
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  Speaker 3: That's an indictment of the other two. That's not a
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  Speaker 3: defense of him. Yeah, that's fair, actually.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm told to do a lot of things.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do them. It's true. Yeah, he was an
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  Speaker 1: impressionable child, and maybe they gave him some false confidence.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just, listen, from what I surmise, it wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: great family unit for anyone involved.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: And I wish everyone the best here. I just, you know, yes, it's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but you know the deal when you move
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  Speaker 1: in with De Antwoord, right? You're not, I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: was too young to know the deal, but his mother
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  Speaker 1: should have known the deal when she sent her child
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  Speaker 1: to live with De Antwoord in the middle of some
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  Speaker 1: South African nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the music's fine, too, but after a while,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, enough already.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: But to fully enjoy it, I think you got to
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  Speaker 1: Places there they're going to fare better during climate catastrophes
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Is it that Coeur d'Alene, Idaho area? Is it
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  Speaker 1: the mountainous regions?
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  Speaker 3: Too many fires up there.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't think about that.
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  Speaker 3: You kind of got to go up where Giannis is,
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  Speaker 3: up in that area, up in the Finger Lakes, all
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  Speaker 3: around there. Upper Michigan and parts of Montana and Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Parts of Canada.
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  Speaker 1: I'll die. I'd rather die than live in Upper Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: But no, but that is... I understand what they're saying.
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  Speaker 1: They're saying you got to get away from the waters.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got to get a place with.
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  Speaker 2: And the fires.
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  Speaker 3: no flooding, no fires, and no food shortages. Yeah.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: So you need... And by the way... Let's talk about
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the food shortage because a lot of people are saying
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  Speaker 1: that this is actually– well, first of all, this I love.
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  Speaker 1: wellness expert. This isn't what I do. But you know
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  Speaker 1: that evil billionaires do put out content through like a
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  Speaker 1: these wellness blogs and stuff because like it'll be some
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: version of like three meals a day.
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  Speaker 2: We don't think so.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And you know that that's coming from people who are
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  Speaker 1: trying to prepare you for not having food. It's not
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  Speaker 1: about your health and wellness. It's not what it's about.
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  Speaker 1: It should be the goal.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: But when they, when they have these things and they
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: do all the time, like there's just articles that are
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• 28:23
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• 28:28
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• 28:33
  Speaker 2: End of dinner?
• 28:34
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• 28:39
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• 28:43
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• 28:46
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• 28:48
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• 29:03
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• 29:06
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• 29:10
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• 29:14
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• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that we've given them. And then they're done eating by
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: dusk because you don't eat at night. Eating primarily during
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: the day instead of at night could be key to
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: longer life. Researchers from the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center, well, there,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the top school in the world, said it's.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Not what you consume, but when.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Their study finds that cutting down on fatty and sugary
• 29:39
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• 29:42
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• 29:47
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• 29:49
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• 29:51
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• 29:52
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• 29:55
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• 29:59
  Speaker 1: as everybody's talking about like a food shortage, these articles
• 30:03
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• 30:05
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• 30:09
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• 30:12
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• 30:15
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• 30:17
  Speaker 1: are nothing.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: They're zero.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: At least at night, you have a night terror. You're
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: somewhat active. Most Americans are sloth-like for the entire day.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: They're koala bears. And at least at night, they're slightly
• 30:30
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• 30:34
  Speaker 1: so much money to everybody.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: And they run around their house, and.
• 30:37
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• 30:42
  Speaker 1: that they.
• 30:42
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• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So at least they're a little active at night during
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: In lab animals tracked over four years of reduced calorie
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: diet alone extended survival by 10%.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: However, the improvement.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Increased significantly with an exclusive nighttime feeding schedule.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: The combination tacked on an extra nine months of their
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: typical two-year average lifespan. However, the improvement increased significantly with
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: an exclusive nighttime feeding schedule. I don't know what that means.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: They seem to be reversing themselves. Lead author Professor Joseph
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Takashi says a similar plan for people would restrict eating
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to daytime hours. Okay, because animals are active at night.
• 31:25
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• 31:30
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• 31:35
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• 31:37
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• 31:39
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• 31:41
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• 31:43
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• 31:46
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• 31:57
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• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry. So it's just funny. Now, bring up something about
• 32:03
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• 32:09
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• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, these are bad headlines. Baby formula shortages.
• 32:16
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• 32:23
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• 32:25
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• 32:26
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• 32:37
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• 32:46
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• 33:09
  Speaker 1: labor shortages, inflation, safety concerns. Were you breastfed or bottle fed?
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  Speaker 3: Breast.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I was bottle fed.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: It's interesting.
• 33:20
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• 33:26
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• 33:30
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• 33:32
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• 33:34
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• 33:35
  Speaker 3: You want me to see bottle fed versus breastfed?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:37
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• 33:39
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• 33:52
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  Speaker 2: So it's a little better to breastfeed.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Looks like it.
• 34:01
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• 34:06
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• 34:09
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• 34:15
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Well, my whole thing is, is there a cure for
• 34:23
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• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Would that solve this?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I guess so, right?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: It's unlimited. It comes from the breast, right? Let me Google,
• 34:35
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• 34:47
  Speaker 1: When your toddler is 12 months old, you can switch
• 34:49
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• 34:53
  Speaker 1: a year.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:56
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• 34:58
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• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the deal is, this is a year, but it's still
• 35:05
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• 35:08
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• 35:13
  Speaker 1: children are, you know, suffering. Biden just came out and goes,
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• 35:23
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• 35:30
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• 35:31
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• 35:37
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• 35:39
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• 35:42
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• 35:45
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• 35:57
  Speaker 1: inflation is a real tough problem, suggests it may get worse.
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• 36:14
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• 36:39
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• 40:44
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• 40:49
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• 40:51
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• 40:53
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• 40:57
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• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because grocery stores can buy them in bulk, right?
• 41:03
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• 41:04
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• 41:17
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• 41:22
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  Speaker 1: This is great.
• 41:24
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• 41:25
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• 41:30
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• 41:36
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• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So it's time for the Supreme Court to fucking relax
• 41:45
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  Speaker 2: Really on the operating table.
• 41:51
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• 41:55
  Speaker 1: depending on the price of formula that day, you should
• 41:57
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• 42:03
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• 42:07
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• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Wade, what if they did this?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: They're going to overturn it, but they said for the
• 42:14
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• 42:18
  Speaker 1: how expensive everything is, we are planning to overturn Roe v. Wade,
• 42:22
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• 42:26
  Speaker 1: until and including day of birth. Just to, you know,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: just get in while the getting's good. And then we're
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: banning it. But up to including the day of birth
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: where they will, you literally give birth to a baby
• 42:44
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• 42:49
  Speaker 2: On the operation. What on the operating table?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Because right now we financially can't do it. It's like,
• 42:57
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• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to go? We can't do it right now. People are desperate.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: We can't even control the babies we have here in
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: our country. We certainly can't be bringing, we should do
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: a Chinese style ban on birth. I'm not even kidding.
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  Speaker 1: For 100%. Get a Bitcoin if you want to have
• 43:24
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• 43:27
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• 43:29
  Speaker 1: fucking pretty much... Like a lot of people say, oh,
• 43:32
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• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Thing in your life. Have you owned a Bitcoin? The
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: highs and the lows?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, your kid just won a fucking hockey game.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, Bitcoin's high.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, the kid broke his arm in the next hockey game.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I'm worried. Bitcoin's low. A Bitcoin is a perfect replacement
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: for a child. All the highs and lows that you
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: used to get from a traditional nuclear family structure, you
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: can now get from cryptocurrency, yes or yes?
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: You don't need a bunch of children running around your house,
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• 44:06
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• 44:07
  Speaker 2: You don't need them running around your house.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You can get all of that fulfillment and drama from Bitcoin, right?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: If you own crypto and you watch it go up
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: and down, what do people do when they have a kid?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: They have all this mommy shit, right? Mommy bloggers, they
• 44:23
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• 44:26
  Speaker 1: has all of that. You can watch Will Clemente, that
• 44:30
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• 44:33
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• 44:45
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  Speaker 2: A Bitcoin costs $ 30, 000.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's essentially the startup cost of having a baby.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: When you think of the cribs and the stuff, and
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: it only gets more expensive from there. My point is
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that it's incredibly irresponsible right now to have children. We
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: need to put like a year or two moratorium on
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: all birth in America, where if you, if, You're laughing,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: but I'm not wrong. The reason China's overtaking us is
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: because they don't get emotional about this shit. Moratorium on
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: all birth for one to two years of every race.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Don't even come at me with that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It's not about that.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Every race.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Close the doctors and hospitals down in the OBGYNs. Close
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: it down. Treat mothers like criminals. Put them in jail.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and forcibly abort their children for a period of one
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to two years until the economy can rebound and give
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: them crypto while you're, give them crypto so they can
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fucking have something to watch and care about every day
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: and look after. Give them cryptocurrency, take their babies from
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: them and kill them. We don't have the money. It's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: incredibly selfish to keep bringing life into this world when
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: we have artificial intelligence, AI. We have enough simulated life.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: We don't need any more biological life. We've got enough. Elon,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: things are getting better. Elon Musk is buying Twitter. He's
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: going to let me threaten to kill my aunt on
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Twitter again. Things are going to be okay. Elon's going
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: to let me put my aunt's address on Twitter and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: tell people to go kill her.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I think, isn't that what this is about?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Isn't Elon buying Twitter specifically so that I can encourage
• 46:43
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• 46:47
  Speaker 1: what it's about, I'm not even excited about it anymore.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: That's my question. My question is simply, I'm sick of
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: this baby shit all the time. I'm sick of arguing
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: about it. I'm saying not only should we not ban
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Roe v. Wade, we should ban birth. Go the other
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: way and just until inflation comes down, until the cost
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: of bread. How bad is the cost right now of
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the food?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: The cost of actual food.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Of actual food?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, find out how much it costs.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Let's see if there's a list of like top 10
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: foods and how much they cost. I just spilled this
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: water because I'm so passionate.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You want me to go get a towel?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: No. Okay. Can you look up the foods? Because I'm
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: curious about.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Here's an item by item look at how much more.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Expensive your groceries are due to inflation. Let's go.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Read some of them off.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: A bag of orange. First of all, first of all,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, we... It is so funny how disgusting
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: our country is. By the sixth choice, it just is disgusting.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Tell everybody... So, bag of oranges up 14%. Okay? Ground beef,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: two pounds of beef, up 13%. Land O'Lakes margarine, up 11%.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'm rounding. It's 11.4. Eglin's Best Eggs, up 11%. Milk,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: up 11%. Now, here's where we get disgusting. Now, by
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the way, this was just a general article about the
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: groceries of Americans.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Ready?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Tells you something.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Entenmann's Classic Rich Frosted Donuts, 16 ounce. These are your needs?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: This is your necessities? These, this was pitched. Go up,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: go to the title again. The title is, title of this,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: here's an item by item look at how much more
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: expensive your groceries are due to inflation. So they're talking
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: about just general like groceries. Okay. Entenmann's Donuts. Under that,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: hungry man, boneless fried chicken dinner. What gas station attendant.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Is this for?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Hungry Man Boneless Fried Chicken is up 11%. Starbucks Coffee
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: is up 10%. Campbell's Soup up 10%. Chips Ahoy Cookies
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: is up 8.5%. Two Heads of Lettuce, which no one
• 49:42
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• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Flakes is up 7%. Spam. Classic Canned Ham is up 7%. Spam.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Spearmint Chewing Gum is up 7%. Wonder Bread is up 6.5%. Soda,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: two packages of 12. Well, you need 24 cans of soda.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: That's up 5%. Of course you need 24 cans of soda.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're a family of three.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Well, this I don't like. Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream is
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: up 3.3%. Russet potatoes are up 3%. So a trip
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: to the grocery store for a family right now is crazy.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: It's really bad, and there's no end in sight. These
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: fucking billionaires, they've got the inside line on everything. Even
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: inflation can't touch them. But I'm about to walk in.
• 50:36
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• 50:38
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• 50:42
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• 50:45
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  Speaker 1: There are recipes that you can make for your family
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  Speaker 1: that will hold up. There are things that you can
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  Speaker 1: make that will last several days. Every day doesn't have
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: to be a new meal, really. You can make recipes
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: that are resilient and they stand the test of time
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  Speaker 1: for people. And there's a lot of them that family...
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Let's say you had a family....
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  Speaker 2: Let's say you're an American family.
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  Speaker 1: You have a man and you have a woman and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: you have two children. Okay? And you need to feed
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: that unit for five days. Monday through Friday. Okay.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: No, Monday through Friday.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Okay? Monday through Friday. What you could do... How much
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: is a 50 pound bag of rice?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: If you got a 50 pound bag of rice. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Take a look at that rice. It's $ 30.
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  Speaker 3: That is a 50 pounder right there. $ 30.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Take a look at that. Riceland.
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  Speaker 1: White long grain rice. $ 50. I'm going to show you
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: people a little trick. How much ragu tomato sauce?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Ragu tomato. How much is it is my question.
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  Speaker 1: Ragu.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's what, 30 for the rice? Yeah, 30.
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  Speaker 2: $ 30 for the rice.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I want a big jar. You go to the biggie.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That biggin'. How much is that? 8.5 pounds. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: I like sauce in pounds. Because my aunt used to
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: make this for her children. My aunt made this meal
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  Speaker 1: for her children. I'm not kidding. Not the one I dislike,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: the one I like. But she made this for her children.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you about a meal that you
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  Speaker 1: can make for your family that will eat through the week.
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  Speaker 1: Eat through the week from Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
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  Speaker 1: How much is that ragu? $ 11. 39. Let's do some math.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Let me get a calculator. Yeah, I'd like you to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: because we're putting together a meal that eats through the week.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: It's what you need to do to survive these times.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: And I am a little bit of a gourmand.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I can tell you exactly what to do to make
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  Speaker 1: it special. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So right now, $ 41, we have what?
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  Speaker 1: We've got eight pounds of tomato sauce, ragu.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: And we have 50 pounds of white rice. Okay. Ingredient
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: number three, American cheese. How much can you get American
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: cheese for? I'm talking about a block.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: A block. Go to Dietz and Watson right there.
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  Speaker 3: This one right here?
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dietz and Watson. No, not white, American yellow. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: like the color.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's going to be same price.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Same price. What do we got?
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  Speaker 2: How much?
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  Speaker 3: We got half a pound for four bucks.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: So two pounds is how much?
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: That would be 32 ounces. $ 16.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Right, I'm sorry. My math, I'm like retarded. But $ 16
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  Speaker 1: for cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Add that to the 41.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. And I may do, I may make this... on
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: the show to show you how to do it. Here's
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: what you're going to do. You're going to get a
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: big pot and you're going to boil the white rice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: When the rice is, but not all of it, not.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: All of it. Okay. You don't splooge all over the
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: woman before she's pleasured. You take a little bit of
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: the rice that you need. However, what, whatever will fill
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: your family, you know, How many cups of rice per person?
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Two cups, three cups?
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  Speaker 3: About two cups.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: About two cups of rice per person.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: More than a serving there, yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: More than a serving. But you give them a lot.
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  Speaker 2: It's because this is what they're eating.
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  Speaker 3: This is it.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: So you give them a good amount. And you take
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: the ragu tomato sauce. You mix it up with the rice. Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: And you could do the ragu with the vegetables in
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: it because then it is some vegetables.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: And you mix it up with the rice.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: You melt, you go to the microwave after you've done
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: that and you melt two slices of American cheese or
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: you could shred it on top of the white rice
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: and the ragu tomato sauce. And you mix it up.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You mix up the cheese and the sauce and the rice.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: And then you feed... Your family? No.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Well, why are you saying no?
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you saying no, you privileged prick? What are
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: you saying no for? It's like dog food. No, it's not.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: It's not like dog food at all. It's people need
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to live. You sick fuck. People need to live. It's
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: not dog food. It's white rice with ragu tomato sauce
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and then melted American cheese through it. And it gives
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you enough. You can survive for a week. With how
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: much money? How much did that all cost?
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: That was, let's see here. So that was $ 57.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: 38.
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  Speaker 2: Divided by five.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, divided by five.
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  Speaker 1: $ 11.
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  Speaker 4: 47.
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  Speaker 1: For $ 11. 47, you can feed your entire family for the week.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Is that a problem? Now I'm going to do school lunch.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I just gave you dinner.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Breakfast is easy, right? Breakfast, you could just buy big
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: tubs of oatmeal.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Easy.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Easy. I'm not even dignifying breakfast with an N. You
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: can get free breakfast half the time.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Go pretend you work at a company and get their breakfast.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You can get free breakfast if you want to get it.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: It's easy to get free breakfast. Go attend a seminar.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: They'll give you free breakfast. Now, and you don't need
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: breakfast either. For school lunch... This is a very easy
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: thing to do if you want to make school lunch
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: for your kids. Okay? You get a bag of white rice.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: You get ragu tomato sauce, and you get American cheese.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: You cook the rice, and you mix it in with
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the tomato sauce, and then you melt the cheese through
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the rice. You get a Tupperware. And you put it
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: in it and you send them to school with it.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: That is easy. So if people are complaining about inflation
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and that they don't have any money, or you could
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: give your kids to the ant word either way. I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's an easy meal. It's an easy meal.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. Well, I'm sorry.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: What did you eat? Duck all orange every night. Is
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: that what you ate with your family? What was a
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: meal that you people would have?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Don't you eat sandwiches on holidays?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, turkey sandwiches, chicken spaghetti.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Chicken spaghetti?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is like olives.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Is that worse than what I said?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Not really, no.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: No!
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, is that better than what I said? Like,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: chicken spaghetti?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Is that a thing? The thing you described, is that
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: a real thing, or did you just make it up?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: My aunt used to make it for her children. What's
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: it called?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: And one of them's a mover.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: He's doing fine. Listen, what do you mean what's it called?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: It's called rice with tomato sauce and American cheese. And
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: you would eat it. She tried to make it for
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: me once. I threw the plate at her head. I said,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: don't come near me. But that's what it is. That's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: a way to eat. You want a meal that'll eat
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: through the week. Eat through the week. What about stuffing?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Can't you make a big pot of stuffing for your family?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: And just give them stuffing? Stovetop. That's pricey. It's up there.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: That is very expensive. Stovetop stuffing.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Here's an off-brand from Signature.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: You know what my father used to make? Mashed potatoes
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: that started out as powder.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: That's like a divorced dad meal. You get some powdered
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes. He would take steak, London broil. He'd burn it.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: He'd put it on a bagel. That's like a divorce. Yeah,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: that's right. Idahoan. This is instant potatoes. This is what
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: people in this country eat. They eat Tyson, Holly Farms chicken.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: They eat instant mashed potatoes. I mean, this is what
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: people eat. And there's nothing wrong with it. This is
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: our diet. This is our culture. Yeah, look at this.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: By the way, pull that up. This actually looks great.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Tomato rice with cheddar, and you're acting like it's a problem.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: It looks like Olive Garden.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Olive Garden? You'd be lucky as hell to be at
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Olive Garden.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: It actually doesn't look bad.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: You'd be lucky as hell to be in an Olive
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Garden with the way things are going in this country.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: That's the meal you make. Rice, sauce, cheese.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Move on.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Or, you know those oysterette crackers that you get for
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: free with the soup?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: If you give your kids, like, so for example, you
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: can get those oysterette crackers. You might be able to
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: go to a restaurant. If you go to Red Lobster
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: at the end of the night, you look sad, and go,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: do you have any leftover oyster crackers? They might give
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you some money. Also, here's the other thing, folks.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: If things are big, you know, like.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Beg at local restaurants. And if you have cute kids,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: send the kids in to like Applebee's and to Shift
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and tell them, go, listen, if you turn the waterworks
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: on a little bit, we might be able to get something.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Send your children. This is America. It's about ingenuity. It's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: not about sitting on your couch and feeling sorry for yourself.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: It's about sending your children in to local restaurants theme
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: restaurants to beg for food.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: That's America. That's why we fought all these wars.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: If you don't have anything to eat, send your children
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: to Olive Garden crying at 9.55 and ask and just say,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: we don't have any food. My parents are too embarrassed
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: to ask, can you give us food? Send your children
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: into the Olive Garden five minutes before close and And
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: ask for leftover food. Say, I don't even care. Even
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: if it was on someone else's plate, I don't even know. Obviously,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: they're not going to give you food off of someone
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: else's plate, but enhancing the desperation will help you. I mean,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: or you could just sit back and take it. But
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: if I know something about America, the greatest country on earth,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: land of the free, home of the brave, it's that
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: we don't, we really... When the going gets tough, the
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: tough send their children in to beg for food. So,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: and then you can all go home with the food
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: that you just got from the cheesecake factory to give
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: you some leftover food, maybe to give you a big
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: thing of mashed taters. And then you could go home
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: and you could watch Selling Sunset or one of the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: real estate shows. And you can tell your children how
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: great it is that we live in a country where
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: people pay $ 10 million to live in shit boxes stacked
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: on top of each other on top of the Sunset
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Heroin Strip. And you can explain that to them while
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: they eat their mashed potatoes that they were given because
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: they cried at the Cheesecake Factory during close.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Or you could give them to De Antwoord.
• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:51
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:06:55
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• 1:06:56
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• 1:06:59
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• 1:07:02
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• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:11
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• 1:07:13
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:21
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• 1:07:27
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• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: so much you're going to get sick of it. But
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I will tell you, I will tell you this right now,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: and I mean this. I do believe in America, and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I believe that we're going to be able to get
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: through this time, which is difficult economically, by begging chain
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: restaurants for food, having children go in there and beg
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: them for food. And you tell your children, go listen.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: You go listen. You want to eat the rice thing again,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: they're going to go, I'm sick of that. You're going
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: to go, all right, well, we're going to drive them
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: to a Sonic and have them cry and maybe to
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: give the family a milkshake. It's the greatest country in
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: the world. I mean, it is. Isn't that what all
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: these people keep saying? It's the greatest country in the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: world because you can do this. this is what makes
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: it great because you can, your children can, can cry
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: and go into a steak and shake or whatever. And
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Krispy Kreme and they can cry and go, my family
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: doesn't have any money. They don't, they don't have any
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: money and they.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Won't, they won't ask, can I have a donut?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: And they might give you 12 donuts. They might give
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you a whole dozen. We're going to get through it together.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: And the way to get through it is to be smart.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: To be smart about everything. You know? I mean, I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: think we're going to handle it. A food shortage, by
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: the way, is hard to understand because... It seems plentiful.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Food seems so plentiful out there. But there are a
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: lot of families that are struggling with the ability to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: feed themselves. And if there is a charity that you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: know of that you can recommend to me that will
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: help families that are in need of food... Let me
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: know what that charity is, you know? Because it is
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: a tough predicament that certain people are.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: In.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: But before I donate, I want to speak to the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: people and tell them to try this first. I'll give
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: you food if you try this and it doesn't work.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: But try this. You got a couple of cute kids,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: you might give them food. Not Taki. Don't send Taki
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: in there. They'll call the cops. That won't work with Taki.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Don't send Taki into a Chili's. I'm saying for the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: other people. It's the greatest country in the world. And
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I think that we should all just understand that.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Next week, very exciting, we have our summer special episode,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: which will be all of the places you can go
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: on vacation on a budget. We're very excited about that
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: because there are so many places that you can go
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: now and eat. And I'm sorry, and vacation on a
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: real budget. Like a real budget. for like hundreds of dollars.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: You could take your family on a trip because I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: think everybody needs a trip.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: It's the summer.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: We've been through a hell of a two years and
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are going to do a staycation.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: They're going to get the family together and everybody watched
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: a gringo poppy, but you also want to go out
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: there and be able to take them to the amusement
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: park and, you know, give them food. So we'll have
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: that for you when we come back. Thank you. Good night.