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#333 We Don't RESPECT the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  twenty of them. I don't expect you guys to go crazy, you know,
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  I mean, it's hard enough asking for five dollars. But joining me
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  across is take that fun. I told you take that scarfar bro Kean told
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  me I'm gonna fuck you up. Bro Like he can't tell I'm here for
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  a public service announcement, dog Like I wasn't hating all people people I know.
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  Dog, I got DMS the comments for a while. Have you got
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  the video, got a little bit of traction. Security is gonna suck you
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  up next time you show up. I'm scared to go to Tellgating. I'm
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  a little scared to go to Tellgate. Somebody's gonna see that clip and then
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  you're just gonna get a beer thrown at you. Bro in the seats.
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  But like a lot of people that agreed with me, Chief as USA is
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  now LAFC. Yeah, those are all Galaxy fans. Those are not Galaxy
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  fans. They a little bit of some of them were not gonna like Galaxy
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  fans. Love my statement. Gaxies fans did hard. They're like, yeah,
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  that's why you should be a Galaxy fan. Na I could never be
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  a Galaxy fan because I was a Chief As USA fan. That's why now
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  when I'm at now that I'm an LAFC fan, Like, damn that makes
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  sense, Like I could never go for Galaxy was too white Wall should show
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  up and they would be like Fellows Gingles. My dad would be like Fellows
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  ingles. It is it wasn't a different time where it didn't need to be
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  done like that ship didn't need to be Nobody cared about soccer that much.
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  The only reason people started carrying about it in a sense, bro, like
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  was when they brought David Beckham. When they brought David Beckham and then like
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  the cmfire goals era, that ship was cool, but then like it would
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  come and go. But then when they had David Beckham and then they brought
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  I Privemovich, I Prahimovich, like Galaxy was on for a cool minute.
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  They were on for a cool minute. They will allow people would pay good
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  money to go see those two foods scoring goals like he was eating tic tacks.
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  Bro. Then again you got a fucking world champion against like foods who
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  never even won up. That's like, god damn it, yeah, because
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  because Bro's it's not until recently the like MLS team started playing in these cups
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  against La Liga and all these other things. That's true. That's how you
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  know if you're really good in the MLS, And I think that by doing
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  that, that's why you're gonna end up fucking uh making it, making it
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  a more competitive club to get in a more competitive league. To to look
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  at that's why the fan bases that are growing, like, look at how
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  many fucking cups LAFC isn't they're fucking like in every fucking cup, Brok they
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  taking it tonight. It's not it's a Tonight's night to final, Tonight's tonight's
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  Wednesday game and versus Leone. Yeah, yeah, I know. But if
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  they lose that, it's not over. No, I know they got one
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  more they got taking it today. You think they're taking a wl Yeah,
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  girl, I mean I have faith one d percent of the team. Bro
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  But it's like they're not at home. Oh, they're playing in I heard
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  that they were throwing that they were shooting fireworks all night at the hotel.
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  Lfc STA. We don't play dirt, Leo Mikan does not play fucking clean.
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  It's gone cock calf important. Does it matter? Nothing matters more than
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  you're league in my opinion, True, we already won that. Yeah,
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  I know that's what I'm saying. But like it's to me when I when
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  I was a kid, I remember always being like, this is revenge,
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  though broke because last year they got eliminated by by Tigadis or think yeah,
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  like they got eliminated by the Intiadas. Just gotta yeah they lost, right,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah they lost. I saw that game. I
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  was like, yeah, it was like I was like, damn dude,
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  this is fucked up, Like all the team fools fucking heartbroken. This golpund
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  is like important for like not for like us, but it shows like if
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  MLS or I think it's important, it'll be important in MLS one. It
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  because it lets all the fucking Mexican teams and everybody who fucking doesn't consider this
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  a competitive league. It's like, hey, fool, suck our dicks.
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  We fucking beat you, and we fucking beat you fair and square. Dog.
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  I hope it doesn't go to penalties. I really hope it doesn't,
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  but you know, it is what it is. They're both competitive teams,
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  and I hope even if it is just by one, we do come up.
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  Yeah, But it's that thing where like La Legamkan has been competitive for
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  years, years on years, trying to never win a world Cup though you
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  don't win a World Cup like that, fool. Yeah. Like like it
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  was like you could be competitive all around, but it's like, hey,
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  bro, like sportsmanship, you gotta remember all the rest of the ship that
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  comes with competitive and sportsmanship perspect MLS is finally putting up some good soccer.
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  Yeah, that's true. Five years ago, ten years ago, I was
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  boring. It was very very we're playing. That's what happens when you charged
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  sixty dollars parking every game. They so hard on parking. Dude, they
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  fucked me every time. That's why I gotta fuck them back. Bro,
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  That's why I got yeah, Bro, Christian Solo to Si no yo exg
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  still waiting. Oh yeah, I do all my jersey. I came back
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  from me DC. I got you, bro, you've been back for like
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  two weeks. Brohe I jersey I made I made it bat Yeah. Yeah.
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  I think we should hold xt year accountable man if he has not fucked
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  the flesh side or buy the fucking jersey. He's not coming tomorrow. We
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  don't hold X year accountable the same or like you just we're not asking you
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  to change the world, bro, We're not asking you for world peace.
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  Like he's asking for it would be my interesting. You could have bought him
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  a blue leg one if you really want to tie No no, no no,
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  we said yeah, but you couldn't like it. But know when you're
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  a little cheap ass, you could have been been outside and then you could
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  have bought it. You would have sent it to him. It would have
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  been happy. I just feel like if if if I review the fleshlat,
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  I know, companies from porn Harbor is gonna start hitting me out. They're
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  gonna ask me like, y'all, you're you're you're bitching about getting paid potentially.
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  Is that what I'm hearing? Because that's all I'm hearing. Bro,
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  What are we hear? How sex on camera? No, you don't have
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  to fuck it on cameral, you just gotta fuck it. Be like,
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  well, yeah, I think Sammy would you know? Yeah, but you
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  don't understand you would take that. Once I do that in my goal,
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  what I'm saying is once I do that in my go viral next. You
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  know I got porn Hub, por Hub companies hitting me up, sex Sex
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  Toys Company. You know how much money Jewels made off of port Like she
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  doesn't even have to work at a day in her life. Bro, Why
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  would the fuck would you even complain about that? Also been nutting on every
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  part of her body? Dog, that comes along with the job. Nobody's
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  nutting on you. That does come along with the job. Yeah, but
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  no, nobody's nutting on you. And you're complaining about getting paid, bro,
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  Like, and you know what I found out that company that company,
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  that company Bang Bros. You're own by like this check company dude. Like
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  it's like like the Czech Republic. Yeah, yeah, dude, I went
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  to this rabbit holes, Like let me see what these foods are, like
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  who owns them? The co founder and everything? And yeah, right now
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  this like company from the chet Republic who also owns like every other like network
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  that's related to that shit Czech Republic. I feel like, I don't crazy.
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  I only watch American port because I need that shit in my language,
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  and I watch it in Spanish. They own all that, But I have
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  a feeling European port is a whole different game. Like I think they go
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  like is it uncomfortable? Yeah, like that like when they fuck on the
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  buses on the subways. Yeah, that's just wow. Those fools, Like
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  who fucking hotels is on sanitary. Why do we get you know what?
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  Like I used to think the nicer hotels were it, but it's like that's
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  like we're just rich people go do the craziest shit. No hotel was clean.
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  Yeah, like no hotels clean. Bro. You gotta bring your fucking
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  blankets, you gotta bring everything. Bro. You just like if you're gonna
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  be everybody being it or fucking in a hotel, bro, just make sure
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  you got a good immune system. Bro, That's what it is. But
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  just have a good amuse system. Bro. Don't go in there if you're
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  if you start throwing up when the plane is landing, bitch, fucking stay
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  at home. Like if you're one of those people that, oh fucking knows
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  just getting car sick. And believe me, dog, I feel like a
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  little bit when I get car sick sometimes, dog because but it's like it's
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  when people fucking keep switching legs what really fucks me up. But I'm I'm
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  not gonna fucking bitch about it. Like I'll just make sure I got a
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  strong music system. Bro. And I'm gonna tell you right now, and
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  you know this, motherfucker, never get a hotel with the pet deposit.
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  The pet deposit that lets you have a pet in there. Fucking We'll remember
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  when We'll had his dogs, the one that he didn't take care of.
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  Yeah, listen up, he only had one dog. He had two at
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  one point. Gave one away to fucking Pooky from the comedy store. Really
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  yeah, gave it away, the golden retriever one of them. Yeah.
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  Yeah, he bought two of them because he want to buy one. That
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  dog is much more beautiful than that other dog. He he gave it to
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  Pooky, who's now brown up. Yeah, yes, yes that Will.
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  Will can tell you he gave his lesbian. Yes, We'll can tell you
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  that he gave her the dog that she loves. Will can vouch for that
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  when I leased the dog live because yeah, and I don't think it was
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  gonna live much longer being a wall. He gave it, He gave it
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  to her. He gave it to her thinking somehow he'd get some juice at
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  the store. Well, this is how we know you're fucking retarded, bro
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  Like number one, I'm kind of kissed that you gave away a three thousand
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  dollar dog away just to somebody who probably doesn't even remember you. You know
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  what I mean? If I had to be honest and then top it off,
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  like you know, I was like I would have at least been expected
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  to be like, yeah, I hit you up in a bartend I hook
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  you up, you know. Yeah. But I'm like, but beside the
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  point. Anyways, when we'll have these dogs, he'd get hotels. Right,
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  this foe always pays for the pet deposit because he happy. He takes
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  his dog with him. Right, you know what this dumb ass will do
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  right before he leave, he'd peel. He'd peel on the on the floor
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  himself. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like,
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  I paid for the pet deposit. Who cares? That's fucking nasty,
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  bro, that's really disgusting, dude, that's so savage. He didn't take
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  any you didn't take an look. I was like, what the fuck are
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  you doing? He's like, oh, I got paid the petcog. Yeah,
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  bro, But like you're just ruining something forent Like I don't know,
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  man, that's like really, see, that's the that's the kind of mentality,
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  bro, black flaw. You don't fucking no, Bro, that's just
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  that that's just like stupid shit Americans. Fucking dude, Bro, like we
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  don't see other people acting like that, bro, like doing some dumb shit
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  like that. This what happens when you have too much fucking freedom, bro.
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  Like you know, like if somebody knew it was like a fool,
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  you piss on the carpet, they're gonna come and beat the shit out of
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  you. Would you piss on the carpet? Yeah, but they thought it
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  was a dog. I understood this log. You can smell human urine from
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  fucking like from from from dog gurin. Bro it was. I mean,
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  it's fucked up obviously, but I'm sucking like you're such a that is fucked
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  up, bro, because some lady named con is gonna have to come clean
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  this shit up. Bro, And then like she has a time limit to
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  finish those hotels and all these like and all this shit. I'm just like,
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  man, just for some idiots, you just want to piss on the
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  floor. See, See, don't know, I don't know that'shit fucked up.
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  My mom's done that ship be dog, it's fucked up. But I'm
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  there. I'm like, what, Like, my mom's done the dog cleaning
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  of hotels and shit. So I'm just like, I know that's just a
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  bitch bro. Like sometimes there's ship where you're just like, hey, bro,
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  that's a part of your job. It is, Yeah, but it's
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  just like other people. It's like, hey, broll, come on,
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  man, be fucking considerate dog, Like what are you an animal? Like?
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  I wouna hate to go to your house? Like? What's that movie?
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  You guys might know this because he has more about movies. But isn't
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  this movie where this girl's like a maid and this guy leaves a condom on
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  the on the floor and she goes back to the beach and tells me to
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  pick it up. But I don't know if you guys remember that scene at
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  all. I've never seen in the movie. It's seen in the movie.
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  Where's some guys? You know, you gotta remember start remembering names of movies,
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  not just scenes. Bro. Well, I guess I asked you guys.
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  I don't know. You guys are pretty good at fucking movies. Yeah,
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  but there's like a billions of movies. Whoa, that's who was the
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  chick who played the fox? See it? It's some blond girl and I
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  don't remember because she was hot. But the point of the movie was like
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  I imagine, like, aren't you like if you leave a condom on the
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  floor, do you think a man should come tell you to come pick that
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  up? It's like, is it a comedy, Yeah, that sounds like
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  comedy. It's um, it's it's human fluids. Like uh, Like that's
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  the same reason when like when somebody's naked the cops show up, they could
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  let you put clothes back onund or do they Yeah, then they have a
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  lot of them will like put some some clothes on because you could be exposing
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  them to like bodily fluids and that person could have siphlids and all that shit.
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  You know what. Cops fucking have cops like especially they're working, Like
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  there's been a lot of cops that get like infections and certain shit that work
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  skinned road just from being exposed to like different shit in the air bro like
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  foods will get sick. Like there's foods that will get attacked by certain foods.
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  And then one of those fool scratches even all this shit that fool has,
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  like I think one of these fools got a fucking bacterial infection. It
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  hasn't been seen since the Renaissance from being touched by one of the homeless fools.
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  Xavier Blue Crush. That's the movie. Yeah, that's the movie.
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  This bitches a maid and she walks out there. That was a kid dog.
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  I love White Curls. Sorry even then, I know, but you
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  you never watched Blue Crush. The surf movie is the surfer film with um
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  I was something Rogo? What was that chick frown the Fast and Furious rig
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  she's in it? She did? She just stopped going in those movies or
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  she still in the franchise. I stopped watching after three. I think she's
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  still in it even on ten. Yea, yeah, because they got tired.
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  Yeah, she's she's doms you know, fucking it's it's fucking ride or
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  die. Literally, that's his bitch. Yeah, yeah in the movie.
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  Yeah, yeah, since the first one. I mean, I don't remember
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  them very well except for the dude. There was one movie where like because
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  it was about family, and there was a baby that got stolen and then
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  like who the fuck steals a baby? This or this fucking mad woman she
• 14:48
  stole them. And then there was this one part where they get into it
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  and she sees Michelle Michelle rod Rige sees Don making out with like basically the
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  billing of the whole film, and it's like super toxic hilarious at the same
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  time, because like, why did they put that scene for? Does it
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  makes sense? But no, you were talking about the cops. You know
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  that, Um, obviously cops go around obviously sketchy fucking place. Let's kid
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  road. You know, if they accidentally get stabbed by a needle, there's
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  and they might have liked or yeah, that's what I was just telling you.
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  But there's there's a shot that you can take that counsels it out.
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  No, No, there's like certain things that like certain meds they have to
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  take, like that du Yeah, like that guy, that guy who fucking
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  got a like bit or something like that, he had that infection, Like
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  he had to get like literally some graph fucking transplant just to get rid of
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  that infection. After they cleaned it, and they had to cut some of
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  that skin off and then put new skin on there because they didn't want to
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  ship to spread, and they had to give a bunch of shots like and
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  I'm thinking about her. Bro No, I'm not doing coke. Everybody who
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  said that because I blew my nose. No, he's not cleaning my rabbits
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  cage this morning. It's early anyways, it's too early, man, I
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  can't. I don't. The last time I did a coke addict, no
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  even then. The last time I did coke this early was in Vegas and
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  I felt bad because I was pushing and I was like, fool, fools
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  are waking up. But you still like that oh way, oh wait,
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  like the only way here of walking up and down the casino like it's party
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  time and I'm well, the only way you should be doing coke right now
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  is since you had, because you haven't stopped like a DC, I'm not
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  gonna have. I was doing some some some sketches shot like eight nine in
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  the morning, like what but that means because I kept party, Like why
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  tell us? Come on, man, it's been too legal substances? Are
• 16:33
  we fully on Patreon? No? No yet, I can't talk about it.
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  You can talk about drugs. No, just fucking party. I saw
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  wild. Oh yeah, the fucking DC video will be out at least day
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  one because the zones on my ass about it. It's not just because of
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  me, bro, we all went to these people. They're paying five dollars
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  a month, some of them are paying twenty nine and some of them hundred.
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  And I wanted to give them a full three day experience in one day.
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  But it's been a lot of editing and ray right, it's worth it,
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  Like at least with the voiceovers and stuff. It's been a lot.
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  It's not just like it's just not clips put together. Yeah, it's worth
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  it. Yeah, so he means second and got extra visuals. I didn't
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  know. I haven't done this editing since high school, even even he's one.
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  When I send him the fucking clip in the morning, who made this?
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  Yeah it look nice. Yeah, it's fucking a lot of work called
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  rangos reels. When you got to frame the frame, the frame, the
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  face. I don't know. I don't know how you do it, but
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  yeah, it's hard. They gotta make all the cuts everything, a lot
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  of tracking and all that, you know. I do want to give a
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  shout out to let's see Sergio funk Uh, Sergio funk Star. He's been
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  making a lot of the dope clips, some of the dope clips for for
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  us, for the forum, you know what I'm saying, for the for
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  the Instagram with all the edits and stuff like that. So salute to him
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  for making it possible and taking his time and becoming a part of the team,
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  you know what I'm saying, because he was ready for it, like
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  he almost couldn't wait, Like he's just like for real. And I was
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  just like, yeah, bro, just start making these reels. I was
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  like, you know, you got a cat at this amount of hours and
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  this and that, and you know, so salute to him and making it
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  and those they're pretty entertaining fucking reels. But those little fucking things at the
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  end, like the subtitles, America's stupid, bro. America's fucking stupid,
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  bro. Like people are fucking lazy, bro, So you need subtitles,
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  even on the most simplest shit. Personally, I fucking hate captions on reels
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  anybody's reels. I don't care who they are. I hate that she caption
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  on our movies ray if it's an international film, no or any movie,
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  like I said, if it's an international international film. So right now,
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  if if me and you go to the movie where you come to my house
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  and I got like dog got Faster for his fifteen, it's not even fucking
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  being made produced yet we're not watching it with captions, Like, yo,
• 18:41
  can you can watch it with captions? It's your house, Okay, but
• 18:45
  you know you would want me now, I just I like it. I
• 18:48
  like it, but I don't mind. Like if if I would usually ask
• 18:51
  people when they come to house, it wouldn't it wouldn't personally, it wouldn't
• 18:53
  personally bother me if you put the captions on. But like you no caption
• 19:00
  unless you can't really hear these motherfuckers talk. Well. The reason I like
• 19:03
  is because I mean English, English was my sinking language. It's kind of
• 19:07
  cool to like, oh I skip that names. I just you said,
• 19:14
  this is what I like. I just thought about that fucking song that they
• 19:17
  were played in other commercials for the parks and what it's like. It's what
• 19:21
  I don't I go about you? You really hold me? He died,
• 19:26
  and there was always like co to Hurricane harbor ring a can of coke.
• 19:30
  Those are some badass promotions, dog, Yeah a cann coke getting for free?
• 19:33
  What dude like, bring a can of coke getting for free? Yeah,
• 19:37
  dude, six six lass needs some love. We need to do a
• 19:41
  fucking blog in six fives. I think I feel like we'll be able to
• 19:42
  get away with you, but we gotta get on the ride. Come on,
• 19:47
  Yeah, we can get on we can get on the ride like Man,
• 19:49
  Like I'm not doing Superman. We could get an aust on a ride.
• 19:52
  I'll choose one that I'm cool with, Like I I don't ain't I'm
• 19:56
  not gonna do all this crazy shit end up with early Sciatica people went,
• 20:00
  people want you at Hurricane Harbor. I don't know how to swim. We
• 20:03
  have to look like kids there that don't know how to swim. There's lifeguards
• 20:07
  going the lazy river. Good lifeguards will keep an eye on you don't know
• 20:10
  where about it. No, that's embarrassing, bro that like you know,
• 20:17
  like I don't know that I can't swim, and then like what if I
• 20:18
  drowned? Like, oh my dumbass. You don't know that your liability and
• 20:22
  I'm gonna let you drown, you know. Speaking of theme park, though,
• 20:29
  I will be making some blogs for that. We don't smoke the same
• 20:32
  at Universal Studios. If anybody wants to join me on the day that I
• 20:34
  will be going, just hit me up. I'll let you know the next
• 20:37
  day I will be going. I have no blackout dates and big shout out
• 20:41
  to the chef over there. Executive chef John Garcia treated me with some love
• 20:47
  out there, bro, I hope you like the pens and this will gave
• 20:51
  me the VP extreaming out So number one, me and my lady were we
• 20:53
  started seeing all these people because we had the soap calf has and we're like
• 20:56
  the fuck we ever all the dates are blacked out, so we're like,
• 20:59
  man, but like yeah, so we're just like all the good dates.
• 21:02
  So we're just like, let's go upgrade. So we got the fucking Platinum
• 21:04
  pass, bro, which is the top one, right, so you know,
• 21:07
  we upgraded that. So we got the Platinum Past. Three hundred and
• 21:10
  sixty five days. Get this kind of parking. I get access to all
• 21:12
  this different shit, right, Like like I could go on Christmas if I
• 21:15
  wanted to, which I always wanted to, just to fucking just go kick
• 21:18
  it there in the morning to go on the fucking Christmas day. That's tight.
• 21:22
  But like yeah, like I can go, like I can go on
• 21:23
  my birthday, damn and go in it for free. Oh and the best
• 21:26
  part, anytime after three, my past becomes an express pass, so I
• 21:30
  can go I'll pass everything on any line, including the Mario line, so
• 21:33
  I could be like, fuck you little kids, I fucking I work.
• 21:38
  Yeah, just keep keep going over the Mario ride over and over again.
• 21:42
  Dude, Fuck damn, I don't feel like like like y'all don't feel a
• 21:47
  little bit bad because y'all there, they gotta work on Christmas like they're like
• 21:52
  I know, they get paid double overtime and have full benefits. Not everywhere
• 21:56
  sounds good. That sounds good, bro. Let me tell you Universal gets
• 22:00
  like them parks, they have movie money. They take care of their employees,
• 22:03
  bro, And Likelynn Disney has made so much movie money that now I
• 22:07
  understand why people don't fuck up at their job over there. That why they
• 22:11
  don't, why they don't even want the fucking up is so far out their
• 22:14
  radar because they're so taken care of. Like people only get cute when they
• 22:18
  don't get paid on time, when fucking fools are fucking like being underpaid.
• 22:22
  Foods are being used that don't make your employees get cute, bro. But
• 22:26
  when you fucking take care of your people, dog, they fucking go over
• 22:29
  the top for you because they feel like they're a part of the team.
• 22:32
  I didn't like, like, I ain't gonna lie like tea Yeah, same
• 22:34
  team bro. Like and a lot of their employees over there, they're just
• 22:37
  like, well, fuck it, I get some free like dental and all
• 22:40
  this shit. But I went up there and John hooked it up, so
• 22:42
  he gave me like this like souvenirs cup. I met him down there and
• 22:45
  all the lines were packed. But like my past doesn't take it take a
• 22:49
  effect to like three o'clock to get the over the line and we went into
• 22:52
  the morning because but it's the beginning of spring break, dogs, so we're
• 22:56
  just like our summer breaks or we're just like damn man' already got some break.
• 23:00
  Some of them already started. Bro. It was packed. Oh,
• 23:03
  I thought it was gonna be like not packed for Tuesday was like day after
• 23:04
  Immortal. It was packed, dog. So I was like, what the
• 23:08
  fuck's up with this shit? Bro, there's like a fucking family of forty
• 23:12
  Indians. It's like you know in line and Ship. I swear to god,
• 23:15
  Bro, I wanted to video tape them, but there was too many
• 23:18
  looking like like a lot of the court, you're a lot of probably thought
• 23:22
  you were Indian as well, Na, like he could distinctly tell the what
• 23:26
  do you call geographical biological features individuals. But but the dog I just like
• 23:33
  literally like that food win. He's like, what right do you want to
• 23:34
  get on? He's like, I'll use my pass, So he just scanted
• 23:37
  and then we automatically you're able to go to the front. So he went
• 23:40
  on the Mummy Dog and I was hitting the pen and the Mummy was universal
• 23:42
  Caesar yeah like yeah pretty much, yeah dog, he's a chef too.
• 23:47
  And then he got h no, I'm gonna take season next week to meet
• 23:51
  Yeah, so so what is it? Um? Like? I was like,
• 23:53
  he's like, what do you He's like, do you want to eat
• 23:55
  it? I was like, I know, it's kind of packing. I
• 23:56
  can't really be like scanting all the rides. And I was like yeah.
• 23:59
  He's like, have you been to the VIP Experience U fucking Buffet? And
• 24:02
  I was like, damn buf air, I was not to just Jurassic Park
• 24:04
  and he's like nah, bro, He's like this one. You get it
• 24:06
  when you have your own tour guiding all this ship. Right, So we
• 24:08
  have to go to the upper lot. It's called the mulan Ruge Restaurant and
• 24:11
  you go in there full right off the bat. This black fool was like
• 24:15
  like he was like, oh you gotta have a certain passing come in here.
• 24:18
  I was like, well, he checked, I got a reservation.
• 24:19
  He was like all regervation frist time, but checked. I was like,
• 24:22
  you didn't even check, bro. I was like making me feel like I
• 24:25
  don't want to be here. I was looking for you being a brother,
• 24:26
  like. I was like, you should fucking know. You shouldn't understand not
• 24:29
  to make me feel that way. And this white dude came out of the
• 24:30
  way and he was like, what's your name? And I was like Edgar.
• 24:33
  He was like, he was like he does have reservations, He'll dude,
• 24:36
  gave me the thing just fucked himself. Yeah, like he just sucked
• 24:38
  U up. And I was like, yeah, bull over here is making
• 24:41
  me feel like I don't belong in here, and shit, I was like
• 24:42
  I know I smelled like we but damn like you know, like then yeah,
• 24:45
  just dude pulled over the side talked to him and was like, hey,
• 24:48
  bro, like you he told you because I told him. I was
• 24:51
  like, you didn't even check because he's in front of him. He's like
• 24:52
  right here. I was like, you didn't even check. How do you
• 24:53
  know I'm not in a reservation, bro? Because employees could they have a
• 24:56
  certain thing, they could put a reservation. They have family, you know
• 25:00
  what I mean, you could you couldn't have your family going to something.
• 25:02
  So John pulled those strings for me. You probably should. But but the
• 25:04
  black I probably checked the list in the morning and he saw no Edgers.
• 25:07
  No no, no, yall no no no. I believe I know,
• 25:15
  but I try to give because I don't know, because you could make reservations.
• 25:18
  So he probably thought like, oh, I just checked it, You're
• 25:21
  not in there. But like the manager was like, na, this is
• 25:23
  like I got the real fucking list of like employees and everybody who has reservations.
• 25:27
  So I went over there, got the buffet, dog hooked it up
• 25:30
  eight fucking like, what's on that ship? Scampy fucking the charcouter ship?
• 25:38
  Yeah a little, but the little thin slices square ones, you know,
• 25:41
  So I fucking I wanted to take the whole the whole poncause it was like
• 25:45
  all that stuff. But they have mac and cheese that the desserts were fired.
• 25:49
  And then the cool thing that I liked was that they had characters coming
• 25:52
  around like to say, what's up to the table, Like I got a
• 25:55
  video Dracula and the dude was on point and then fucking Doc from Back to
• 25:59
  the Future talking, So they kind of do it like like a like like
• 26:03
  Disney does like a Goofy's Kitchen, because I've been to that restaurant too,
• 26:06
  which is that buffet there saying Happy Birthday. Damn, dude, you do
• 26:10
  all this VIP shit. You're making me want to get a VIP e DC
• 26:12
  ticket. I mean, I don't know. You don't You're not gonna have
• 26:15
  a e DC Caesar, I'll tell you that. I'm like, I'm like,
• 26:19
  I know, I always I always just get this year, I got
• 26:23
  GA plus, which is a little better because it's obviously better than JA plus.
• 26:27
  You've always done JA Yeah, because to me, I'm not that guy
• 26:30
  like that via extra vi IP ship. But now heasons, like like what
• 26:34
  because I mean there was there was one hundred dollars. There was one hundred
• 26:37
  dollars sushi and even to buy it you had to have a VAMP ticket.
• 26:41
  And I know that's undretarded, but it's a hundred dollar Sushi's gotta be about
• 26:45
  a festival compared to like, you know, an attraction park. Yeah,
• 26:49
  but this is three this is a three day festival. So you get three
• 26:52
  day VIAP. Trust me it's and you get better bathrooms like you trust me.
• 26:56
  Eason would do it because the bathrooms there's no porter potties. You get
• 26:59
  rid those bathlies, there's no flies. Yeah, my girlfriend, you opened
• 27:03
  the door. There's that big gass fan that. Yeah, and they got
• 27:07
  nice bathroom and something. I'm like because I got J plus J. My
• 27:11
  girlfriend went into the bathroom where the VP thing was that she was like damn.
• 27:15
  She was like this is a like she was like porcelain fucking walls and
• 27:18
  all this shit. Like I was just like, damn did that? Shit
• 27:21
  is crazy? But um, yeah, and uh and and everything. Somebody
• 27:25
  said, nice hat is that it's actually from the minor leagues. It is
• 27:27
  Charleston River Dogs. USh. Yeah. The family of a woman who drowned
• 27:34
  at the Hurricane Harbor water Park in Arlington two years ago is now suing the
• 27:40
  park. This was twenty thirteen, sixty four year old grandma. She shouldn't
• 27:45
  be going to the water park though, like like for real dogs, she
• 27:49
  should be doing those old people robets no water like like yeah, but old
• 27:55
  people like that, you don't need to go to raging waters. Who like,
• 28:00
  look, I ain't gonna lie. She was pulled from the parks lazy
• 28:04
  river. Damn, that's crazy because it's at sixty four your motions like,
• 28:11
  so you can drown its thirteen, So think of think about it. All
• 28:18
  I'm saying is I'm not trying to put myself in that predicament. Like if
• 28:22
  I fell off the the riverboat, No it's not the riverboat, like,
• 28:26
  yeah, the riverboat from sucking Disneyland, I could drown, fool that there's
• 28:30
  people that have drown in that one two kids drowning in that water, trying
• 28:33
  to swim back, little dumbasses, like and there's a there's another man that
• 28:38
  had died in the water. Like if I fell off at Pirates of the
• 28:41
  Caribbean, I could drown, don't in uh in Disney World they have I
• 28:47
  get scared food and I'm surrounded by water, fool, Like, I guess
• 28:49
  such a fucking so you would just you would never go on the yacht.
• 28:52
  I would go on the yacht, bro, But that's a big boat.
• 28:56
  But the moment is surrounded by wall. Yes, bro, but the whole
• 28:57
  thing of meat, Like the thing that gives me panic is seeing the water
• 29:02
  around me. Dog like like where it's close like a boat. A boat
• 29:04
  is like all right, you know, there's there's a few stories I'm gonna
• 29:07
  die with, you know what I mean. I also don't thinking in the
• 29:10
  middle of the ocean. Yeah, I'm not scared of you. I'm not
• 29:14
  scared of the water. But when I know I can't swim to land,
• 29:17
  it does are getting like, oh, man, like this is pretty this
• 29:19
  is intense. If the ship goes down, I'm fucked. Like I'm really
• 29:22
  fucked like that Titanic. Managine being those people on dog like for real,
• 29:29
  for real cold and they said, and they said, I would like for
• 29:33
  real dollar like I've been like, I don't know how to swim. I
• 29:36
  wouldn't have got to the captain just shot myself. Damn you wouldn't. You
• 29:40
  wouldn't to try to push the fucking if there's no more boats and it's just
• 29:42
  gonna go down, pushing a fucking ugly as shake off a boat food.
• 29:47
  I mean, was that that was happening, huh dude? Oh yeah,
• 29:49
  there's some guys like I'm gay, some guys putting out some wigs. I
• 29:52
  don't think. No, I'm pretty sure there was guarantee you dog. I'm
• 29:55
  pretty sure there was in danger. Probably some people that were just like fuck
• 29:57
  damn. Yeah, the super rich fools, fuck that poor person. Yeah.
• 30:03
  I don't think there was no poor portion in that boat. Though there
• 30:07
  was poor rich people, I mean at the bottom. But some people,
• 30:08
  some of those people came up. Remember remember that they were at the bottom.
• 30:11
  They locked them out the man. Yeah, and remember some remember that
• 30:15
  mom that put her kids to sleep. That was crazy, Yeah, because
• 30:19
  they knew she knew they were gonna die. Let's just put these fools to
• 30:22
  sleep, even though they're gonna freak out. They're gonna break out anyone because
• 30:26
  they're gonna wake up with the water. It's not like you put them to
• 30:27
  sleep sleep yea DJ boss, big barre leg face your fear on my boat.
• 30:33
  This summer zone kind of boat? What kind of boat is this?
• 30:37
  That shows a picture? Shows a picture, then there's a picture of your
• 30:41
  boat, Exabert. This is how you know, Exabert. I'm glad he's
• 30:44
  not a woman. He would he would be having trains ran on him all
• 30:47
  day. Bro, Like this fool would be like what you can take him
• 30:49
  in the boat, all right, I'm there. You'd be the most hlorious
• 30:52
  girl ever. We'd be in tuloom because of me right now? Yeah,
• 30:56
  but wait podcast because yeah, but you'd like you don't shut up? He's
• 31:03
  looking at us. Yeah, shut up. Well you don't want the lobster
• 31:07
  night, but I can buy my whole lobster. I'm gonna fetching like the
• 31:11
  fetching's got money, dog, don't more about I heard that place expensive EG
• 31:18
  seven ten yo XG. You need to go beyond Wonderland at the Gorge DC.
• 31:23
  Yeah, looks that sounds like white people shoe. Have you seen the
• 31:26
  Gorge back? Oh? Dude, even you'd love that ship, I'm sure.
• 31:30
  Also, we're gonna do about Twitch all right, everybody hold on,
• 31:37
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• 31:40
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• 31:56
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• 32:07
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• 32:09
  behind the scenes content like the video of Xavier reviewing the Fleshlight that he owes
• 32:14
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• 32:19
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• 32:27
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• 33:01
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• 33:46
  YouTube, peace what's going on YouTube and we're fucking bag dog. What are
• 33:53
  you looking at? That's the gorge, that's that's like, well that it
• 33:57
  looks hot. Ro Yesterday I was at the park. Who yesterday I was
• 34:00
  a universal dog and then I started feeling the heat come in dog and I
• 34:05
  was and I had my Jurassic Park jacket and I was telling my girl.
• 34:07
  I was like, it's ta go wait time. It was like a mom
• 34:10
  two thirty, Yeah, that sounds about hot. And I was and I
• 34:14
  was like, oh man, because it was blew me all morning though.
• 34:15
  It was it's been like that, what do you feel? I don't.
• 34:19
  I'm not liking that shit. It's almost June. I don't like the heat
• 34:22
  because my apartment gets a little too hot sometimes, but I don't like this
• 34:24
  cloud. We thought about buying an ac. I'm planning on moving. I
• 34:29
  need to move. If anybody knows what dog, what happened? You guys
• 34:31
  didn't get that long? We spot huh? It looked too good to be
• 34:35
  true? Whatever, You celebrate it for nothing. I always celebrate no nothing.
• 34:40
  It was we showed up and it was like we saw it like that.
• 34:44
  You celebrate that, You just celebrate, celebrate, dude, it's life.
• 34:46
  Come on, it's great too much. That's not how it works,
• 34:51
  dog That is play hard, work hard, that's for real. Yeah,
• 34:53
  but you gotta do the work part too, and do work hard. Not
• 34:57
  on this podcast like on the other podcast, but this one all of him.
• 35:00
  What are you guys talking about? Liars? I'm here, can't fuck
• 35:04
  the flesh tight for y'all. Have was still waiting for the ADC video,
• 35:07
  and he's been talking about it for months already. I can guarantee though,
• 35:12
  if it was up to me, probably go downstairs and you know, either
• 35:15
  for like a couple of minutes and come back upstairs and they're like, all
• 35:19
  right to a many review, let's go. I'm not beating du be real.
• 35:22
  Would be so bad. He could be that fucked his girlfriend in that
• 35:27
  bathroom. You really, yeah, raw band? Damn. I wonder if
• 35:30
  he went like this before he yeah? Is he the only one that's bowing
• 35:36
  his booze? So like, all right, so what we don't know,
• 35:37
  dogo, like somebody touching the smoke box when we found the handprints and everything.
• 35:45
  The footprints, dude, yeah, barefootprints, like barefoot like somebody.
• 35:50
  I'm not throwing me out there, but it was not it was not him.
• 35:52
  It was not him. Were somebody I do what I'm trying to pop
• 36:00
  the same person that got fired a long time ago and that person hired me
• 36:04
  and you know who that was, right, you know? Damn Yeah,
• 36:07
  but even on Patroon, I wouldn't give it up. But yeah the dollar
• 36:12
  tier give up there? Yeah yeah no, but uh but yeah, I
• 36:15
  think it was that fool because he still had access to the building from what
• 36:19
  I heard, because we like everybody was like shocked, We're like, yo,
• 36:21
  what the fuck? But yeah, Rob Band damn fucked in that bathroom,
• 36:29
  Like what is it? He did an interview and then he had I
• 36:30
  don't know if he's still with this wrestling check, but like this girl was
• 36:35
  like she oh they're married, all right, but yeah, like wife and
• 36:39
  there before. But like she's like she's like she was all over his food
• 36:44
  dog like I'm talking about like like he'll be doing the interview, she's filling
• 36:47
  up on him, and I'm just like, damn, bro, like that's
• 36:50
  a bit too much. Like I like, I like from I was like
• 36:52
  this one was trying to talk. You know, if you watch the Smoke
• 36:55
  Box with rab Band, damn, you can see all that go now,
• 37:00
  you know, in real time, I'm in the backseat feeling uncomfortable. Yeah,
• 37:04
  Like I'm just like, damn bits, Like what if she just like
• 37:07
  starts like kissing his neck here she kissed it one time too, Yeah she
• 37:09
  did in the middle of literally she just like grabbing his neck and kids,
• 37:13
  I'm just like, what the fuck, bitch, this is weird, Like
• 37:15
  I don't start doing it like that with my girlfriend around you guys, do
• 37:17
  you think it's because like she just has the hots for him, or like
• 37:22
  she had some you know, some Molly or some shit, some max,
• 37:25
  because I think it's just like the hots bro Like she's just because then after
• 37:29
  that, like she just kept like hugging this fool, right and just like
• 37:31
  beating on him. And then this fool like she goes into the bathroom and
• 37:34
  then like she like calls him and then I saw him pull him in there,
• 37:37
  and then after that they were in there for like thirty minutes. Dog
• 37:40
  to be coke, So okay, Nah, they both came out like sweaty.
• 37:45
  So there was no way he wasn't sucking this bitch, That's all I
• 37:47
  hear. Like, there's no way he was leaving it. She was quiet
• 37:50
  though, because we would have heard it. No, no, no,
• 37:52
  I was saying, like, no, man like that. I would assume
• 37:54
  you know a woman, you know, yeah, because if I'm not gonna
• 37:58
  lie, if a woman ever treated me like yeah, even even if I
• 38:00
  had a girlfriend, be very hard for me to stop if she's like on
• 38:05
  me like that, where I'm like, bro, this never happens. It's
• 38:07
  just like one like you know what I'm trying to say. Maybe for him
• 38:09
  happens a lot, but to me, I look at my wife and she's
• 38:12
  like you cheat. I mean, I'm like, did you watch the video?
• 38:15
  Like I couldn't get her off of me. You're lucky I only busted
• 38:19
  onot on her. They should have been married. Yeah, that wasn't the
• 38:24
  case. That's his actually like wife or fiance at that time. I know.
• 38:28
  But all I'm saying is when a girl's on you like that bad,
• 38:30
  it's kind of hard to stop. That's what I'm trying to say. Like
• 38:32
  when she was she's on him that bad, I was like, yo,
• 38:35
  he was gonna fuck no matter what. Eventually I think he was sucking her
• 38:37
  regardless, and he just happened to be like if let's just fu they were
• 38:43
  alone in that car, that car would have been you know, quote unquote
• 38:45
  blast so or I'm blast right. Yeah, Fucking in the car is uncomfortable.
• 38:53
  I think like it was only cool when you used to have spacious cars,
• 38:57
  like you know, when you used to have like like like the bast
• 39:00
  seventy Show's car, like the station Wagon. Those are perfect cars to or
• 39:05
  those big ass vans, you remember, those big gass vans like the ones
• 39:08
  Kelso had. I wish I had a man like that, even when domass
• 39:12
  one the GMC Safar, not even when I had a girlfriend. Sometimes I
• 39:15
  like fucking the car because it's spontaneous, like she just starts blowing you.
• 39:20
  Yeah. Like one time my boating in the three twenty three, you're so
• 39:23
  uncomfortable. Yeah. The little one else is like, dude, this is
• 39:28
  way uncomfortable, and I was like my knees were up here and I was
• 39:30
  like, yeah, this is way too much. Yeah, but it's spontaneous,
• 39:35
  just like that ship. Yeah. Like but yeah, like best cars
• 39:38
  to boone in, everybody in the chat room, let us know best cars
• 39:43
  to bone in. I've been like, but I don't know, and like
• 39:46
  I would say, it has to be like the arrow from classic cars.
• 39:50
  It has to be something like a station wagon, like those big gas vans.
• 39:54
  It's hard, it's hard to come across those vans down. Huh.
• 39:58
  They don't make him no more, nothing better than. And I've bown this
• 40:00
  in plenty of times, in like a two thousand suburban because all fucking Mexican
• 40:05
  families have those what the Mexican suburbans. Yeah, a lot of Mexican thous
• 40:09
  Mexican families they always want to fucking trug like a tahoe or a suburban because
• 40:15
  you guys can't stop sucking. Yep. I've owned bitches and their dad's fucking
• 40:19
  taho. I remember I remember my cousin Bones. We were like younger,
• 40:23
  and I remember it was like a ken sanana and then I remember my cousin
• 40:27
  went to Bones some chicken. Yeah, well that's exactly you're tall. Yeah,
• 40:30
  were always at a kinshana and I was like we were like kind of
• 40:34
  making not making out, but like we kind of left the dance for because
• 40:37
  her dad's kind of watching that. I was talking Toa's weird, like you
• 40:39
  saw that that was her dad was watching. Yeah, Well, dads mean
• 40:43
  you're always looking at your dog, that s bro. We're always like my
• 40:46
  fucking partner in the fucking dance. If you don't want me freaking on this
• 40:49
  bitch exactly. Yeah, the one in bitch. Why didn't I have to
• 40:53
  pay for my suit? If I didn't, I was a fucking rental bitch.
• 40:57
  Yeah, we don't have favorite. We don't have to grab her and
• 40:59
  her fucking womanhood, but we don't have to grind. But I've seen the
• 41:01
  way you dance Kumbias you're all basically fucking too, or the way my dad
• 41:09
  does Bonda where he lives them up and yeah, and it's my tia.
• 41:15
  I'm like, you're basically fucking with clothes on that. I don't know if
• 41:17
  that's the same. Yeah, and for it's pretty fucking weird. I see
• 41:23
  no need, no need for that, you know what I'm talking about.
• 41:27
  That Pisa shit, I don't know if I've seen it. The dancing.
• 41:32
  Yeah, that's somebody fucking got Hey, somebody got one hundred dollar tier.
• 41:40
  Congratulations, we got one person that got a salute. I don't expect everybody
• 41:45
  to fucking get it. I'm just saying this is for the people. Yeah,
• 41:52
  for the people. They want to make it happen, you know what
• 41:54
  I'm saying. And we haven't lost any pledgures. So he salute. Yah,
• 42:00
  we go. We're one hundred and ninety six. What did I promise
• 42:02
  them last time? Two hundred? I don't know if no, I know,
• 42:08
  but I'm gonna do it before you, Exavier. You're like fucking two
• 42:12
  behind one behind, and it's that etc. Ship's getting edited and it's gonna
• 42:16
  be a lot of word thing. Don't get Why are you doing bone the
• 42:19
  fleshlight, bro. I thought it was a great gift that basically buy buys
• 42:24
  you time to edit the you know, I know I would see it like
• 42:29
  that. I know. That's why I got. I might just do it
• 42:30
  tonight. Excuse I might just do it tonight. Just chrik off in the
• 42:34
  flashlight tonight. It's two holes, there's one. There's an ending, and
• 42:39
  I don't think you're supposed to jerk off in it. Yeah you are?
• 42:43
  What are you talking about? It's sealed. Yeah. See, so there's
• 42:47
  a pussy. There's not a hole at the end, so it's not like
• 42:51
  a hot dog. No, dude, I thought it was an end at
• 42:53
  the end. When I saw it, I was like, I thought it
• 42:54
  was like it looked like I was like, this is like a pig in
• 42:58
  the blanket, contract man reccess dry Humpy, Yeah, try Humpy. Did
• 43:07
  you ever drive hump when you were younger? Yeah, it's Mando. Yeah,
• 43:09
  but it's just like you don't even know what's going on with your body.
• 43:13
  You're just like trying to drive home because I knew. I knew I
• 43:15
  wanted to closet off. I knew what we were supposed to be doing.
• 43:20
  Yeah, you're food. I knew exactly. I just knew it wasn't time.
• 43:23
  Was what age did your dad take you to the horehouse? That was
• 43:30
  Hub twenty one? I was your dad. Your dad sounds like the kind
• 43:31
  of guy who takes you to the horhouse. Yeah, but there's no horhouses
• 43:35
  here in the state. Yeah, well you act like you, oh,
• 43:37
  you can't go back to Mexico. Yeah there is, bro you know what
• 43:39
  they used to be used to be a lot of time, but they used
• 43:44
  to be one like, I remember there are horhouses out here. Bro not
• 43:46
  because I went because I used to know this one food what's it called emer
• 43:52
  Haiti flies? She ran the brothel. She was like one of the no
• 43:58
  but he means like like he was talking about like a Mexican one, like
• 44:00
  they're like more common, like it's a considered one. So like they do
• 44:04
  have him for I remember they used to be this one fool who like who
• 44:07
  He even had a business card and he used to come chop it up with
• 44:09
  the mechanic and the food used to sell him like like uh speed right and
• 44:14
  then like and then he was like, hey, I remember I was right
• 44:15
  there in the back like smoking where he was smoking, right and uh.
• 44:20
  And then he was telling him. He was like hey wait he's like no
• 44:22
  see like I said, but foomas and then and yeah yeah and then and
• 44:24
  then and then uh and then I was just like, what are you talking
• 44:28
  like? You know he said. I was like, what are you talking
• 44:29
  about? I was like buying cologne for the law. I was like,
• 44:31
  he looked like trash always dog. It's a mechanic, you know. So
• 44:35
  I was like, you don't even put cologne on. What are you talking
• 44:37
  about? He was like no way, he was like. And then he
• 44:37
  showed me the card. He was like, no way, He's like and
• 44:42
  then he was like a whorehouse dog. Yeah, he told me he's like
• 44:45
  poisoned. He was like but it's a cossap and like yeah, and it's
• 44:49
  a whorehouse dog so and it's like Mexican ran and he was like and shit,
• 44:54
  I was just like, damn bro, when that food would go at
• 44:57
  least like once a week. Now, then you mentioned that, do you
• 45:00
  remember my dad taking me? So this's like grimey, grimey ass bar out
• 45:04
  there and like Sambordino, like grimy bar, and we're me and my uncle
• 45:10
  and my dad were driving and my dad was like, oh, I know
• 45:14
  this bar. And we pull up to this bar sketchy as fuck, like
• 45:17
  Bisa shit, sketchy, like not cool spots to be and I'm there and
• 45:21
  then the bartender starts flirting with me and I'm one point. I'm young,
• 45:24
  so I'm like maybe she's into me, right, like what the fuck.
• 45:28
  And then eventually she's like come here, and my dad's like and I was
• 45:34
  like what and he's like, yeah, she's a whore. I was like,
• 45:37
  no, she's not. When I was like, yeah, she is
• 45:40
  full and then that and I was like oh shit, and I was like
• 45:45
  yeah, I'm not going and then yeah, and then she was like she
• 45:52
  started talking. Shit. Now she's like ah, because I was like sixteen
• 45:57
  seventeen. Bro, you start talking shit, my dad started flapping at me
• 46:00
  out. Yeah, my dad starts my dad starts laughing at me, and
• 46:02
  I'm just like, what the fuck just happened? And yeah, I just
• 46:07
  I was like, yo, we gotta go, and then we left like
• 46:09
  ten ten minutes later. You didn't even like I remember, like I went
• 46:13
  to strike, I went, I went to strip clubs, young fool.
• 46:16
  Like I'm not gonna say seventeen, but like, because I had money at
• 46:22
  a young age, bro, Like, once I got a job, I
• 46:23
  was working. So I was fifteen, bro, so like I was at
• 46:25
  eighteen, I was selling cars. Bro. I could make like fucking three
• 46:30
  gs in a day just selling cars. Bro. Like just literally just because
• 46:34
  I knew how much they were costing. I knew what the what the upsell
• 46:37
  was. You never tried to flip them on Creiglist. No, I was
• 46:38
  working for dealership, I know, but you never thought about flipping on Crezlis
• 46:42
  because that's what I did for a while. I'd buy cars. Yeah,
• 46:44
  but you were I remember we were sucking method. You're like, hey,
• 46:45
  this is gonna bought a piece of shit and I'm gonna sell the piece of
• 46:47
  shit to somebody else, just make the piece of ship look better. No,
• 46:51
  I'm not gonna. I'm not even did that at the dealership. No,
• 46:53
  we had quality cars. Said sometimes we're like, yo, I fucked
• 46:58
  this full over. That was that one time, just with that lady who
• 47:00
  like when we advertised to the Christian radio station. I was like that was
• 47:04
  that was bad. It was like her God was on her side for sure,
• 47:07
  obviously not. No, that was the one car we did have to
• 47:12
  like all's mind or I was just like, damn. She was like,
• 47:14
  yo, kiss the god on the stop waying. No like for else.
• 47:16
  She went in there talking all this ship. She was crying. She was
• 47:21
  like yo, no way us you know, and like, yeah, it
• 47:22
  was just bad. She's said she liked that nistan Centro bro. I was
• 47:30
  like, if the devil's gonna be rolling in something, you think he's gonna
• 47:34
  be rolling in a nistan CenTra definitely not, definitely not. I'd picture like
• 47:37
  a rape man or something, you know, or or like a fucking all
• 47:42
  blacked out mayback. Yeah, something like that. I gues see him in
• 47:45
  the rolls Royce. Yeah, like something like yeah, I don't know,
• 47:51
  man, I just that lady was just tripping though, fucking bitch. We
• 47:57
  had to take return the car back though put our feet out. I wouldn't
• 48:00
  I wouldn't been I wouldn't even be doing that shit, flipping cars like that
• 48:04
  and just fucking was the grand. Yeah, but you're ripping people off.
• 48:08
  They were ripping me off two let me tell you that. And no one
• 48:13
  now it's the same fucking hustle. So you tennisis it's gonna put you gotta
• 48:19
  be alert. You just said that you stopped picking up What when that when
• 48:22
  you sold that card to that lady or whatever it was. Yeah, at
• 48:25
  one point I did feel bad because I had to do them real dirty because
• 48:28
  they didn't me real dirty? How did you do them dirty? Like?
• 48:30
  What was wrong with the car? So? I bought a Jetta and it
• 48:34
  was like the fifth sixth car I've bought. I was just flipping them here,
• 48:37
  two thousand and three stick shift blue. Uh yeah, Jetta. I
• 48:42
  bought it. Are you serious? I couldn't keep that. This is a
• 48:45
  flip. I literally buy it. I saw him. I saw him Craig's
• 48:49
  for like two grand, and I was like, yo, I know these
• 48:51
  are going for like three I'll wash it. I'll clean the carpets on it,
• 48:54
  I'll put armor on the tires. I show up. I buy this
• 48:58
  at night. Never buy a car at night. One of the first lessons
• 49:00
  I learned. You never buy a car at night. You can't see what
• 49:04
  you're buying. Don't be an idiot. You can't even see what you're buying.
• 49:06
  Buy this car at night. I fucking give that full cash. Whoop,
• 49:10
  tie whoop. I'm not even down the fucking I'm not even like halfway
• 49:15
  to my house. When the check engine line turns on. And I knew
• 49:19
  in a Jetta that was problems. I was like, funny, a little
• 49:21
  better, got the dog. This is German four and fuck, so I
• 49:24
  called the guy caining picking up dog calling. I'm calling, I'm calling.
• 49:30
  I'm using another cell phone, call as full. It's farready figured it out,
• 49:32
  Like I sold you a lemon dog and I fucking bought it, and
• 49:37
  like and like a parking parking lot structure. What was the official problem?
• 49:42
  I didn't care to find out, So we just turned off randomly. No,
• 49:45
  it stayed on, So then I know how to turn it off.
• 49:47
  You just get a machine to turn it off. So I did the same
• 49:51
  thing back to someone else. I just watched the car. I just watched
• 49:53
  it detail. Then I called my dad, not crying, but a pop,
• 49:58
  a pitch and check engine, a shipping and duel kitchen osag. When
• 50:01
  he's like, nothing, dog, you take a hit on the fuck you
• 50:06
  dog, You're stupid. So I show up and we take the check engine
• 50:09
  light off and I tell my dad I'm gonna hustle someone. He's like,
• 50:14
  whatever you gotta do, get your money back, dog. So I go
• 50:16
  on Craigs as I put the car up up a nice pictures. Dog,
• 50:21
  you know, I'm like, how a girl friend before? I know how
• 50:22
  to take pictures, and I can take the best pictures for craigsis put it
• 50:28
  up. I tell this person that I'm gonna sell it to him, and
• 50:30
  then this person tells me to meet up with them. And here's a little
• 50:35
  movie that in case you never want to leave or you don't want to drive
• 50:37
  anywhere. You ask them where they live, and they're like, let's say
• 50:40
  they live in San Diego and you live in Lake Ulsmore. You tell them
• 50:45
  you live in la Let's meet up in Lake Ulsmar. But don't they have
• 50:51
  like your your pink slip? They can just go by the ass look for
• 50:54
  you. No, because the pink. I just bought this pink. I
• 50:57
  just bought this car right off the bat car not even in my name.
• 51:00
  I haven't I haven't even had it for three weeks. Yeah exactly. Yeah,
• 51:02
  yeah, so no, it's just like so I just tell them.
• 51:06
  I'm like, oh, were you located. I'm like, oh, I
• 51:07
  live in Whoopy Whoop. You want to meet halfway Lake, Austin, right.
• 51:09
  I literally make them drive to me and I get there, I'm like,
• 51:15
  man, that drives sucked, tom, Yeah it sucked to on And
• 51:17
  I was like, yeah, I'm a piece of shit, dog, I'm
• 51:20
  a piece of shit. So then I'm like, oh, dude, that
• 51:22
  sucks. And I also told them, why time can you meet up?
• 51:25
  I was not working at the time. They're supposed to see this car at
• 51:29
  night? Oh I work. I don't get off to like five six,
• 51:34
  and they're like, fuck, all right, we'll meet you at five six.
• 51:37
  And I'm like, good, you can't see the paint, Like I
• 51:38
  couldn't see it. So then I'm like, where am I going to meet
• 51:43
  these fools up? Yeah? I grab your shit, dog. And then
• 51:46
  at one point I'm like man, I can't meet these foles at my house
• 51:50
  because I'm gonna do them dirty. And then you know what if they're like
• 51:52
  crazy, fucking crazy people and they come back and ask you for the money.
• 51:55
  So I'm like, I'll meet you a Stater Brothers. That's a grocery
• 52:00
  store by the way. Yeah, and then the lights at grocery a grts
• 52:02
  at Stager Brothers are like this green tent. I'm color blinds, I don't
• 52:07
  know, but this shit looks weird. And the guy pulls up typical shit,
• 52:12
  you know. I was like, oh, what's up? You like
• 52:14
  the car and it's just like that quick interaction where it's like get in the
• 52:17
  car, he drives it like down the block, like real quick, and
• 52:22
  we exchange money and then eventually you already know same shit I did, Taylor.
• 52:27
  The guy just calls calls, calls, calls, calls, and you
• 52:30
  just ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore, four months, dude. Think
• 52:34
  he called me like three weeks, like a month later, and I picked
• 52:37
  up like an idiot and went having a different phone, what's up? And
• 52:43
  I just said, what's up? Who's this new? And I always say
• 52:46
  this new phone because I don't want to be like I don't want to say
• 52:49
  I don't have your number, new phone. Who's this? And he's like,
• 52:52
  you remember a guy who stole Jetta too? And I was like,
• 52:54
  you're still calling me, fucker and I just hung up. Yeah, Oh
• 53:00
  you're a fucking gig bro. And then and then the test messages, he
• 53:06
  kind of made me feel bad because he said this was for his grandma that
• 53:09
  really needed a car. Grandma's don't drive stick shit. I was gonna bring
• 53:15
  that up, dude, you might have you might have been lying, but
• 53:19
  he like he was guilt tripping me. And then I mean I was definitely
• 53:22
  wasn't giving his money back. He wasn't getting his money back, but it
• 53:23
  was like it was literally pulling a little bit of my fucking emotional string.
• 53:27
  Was like, and that's why I stopped doing it. It was one of
• 53:29
  those things where I was like, I can't do this talk. I'm not
• 53:30
  how much did you? I still came up on like three four hundred bucks
• 53:35
  on a week, on like three weeks, it was three four hundred bucks
• 53:37
  come up for me. It wasn't even a lot of money as a buy
• 53:39
  car. Yeah, wash it, make it look nice, put armor on
• 53:45
  the tires and just sell it to you like a python and make four five
• 53:50
  hundred bucks on it, and then to me, that's a that's a good
• 53:52
  week. It's a good little month. Did you spend that on gambling?
• 53:58
  At the moment, I was still trying. I've been always been trying to
• 54:00
  play poker. Oh my god, I've been play pokers. I was eighteen.
• 54:04
  You know what you just said. That's key, But I've always been
• 54:07
  trying to play poker because trying. Yeah, bro, but that's not something
• 54:13
  you want to go pro in, bro, Like, why why don't you
• 54:15
  go pro? And like life, you know, like playing poker. I
• 54:16
  can't have a fucking hobby of sport. You play Pokemon cards? Yeah,
• 54:21
  broke, But like I even can make money back off of them. Gary,
• 54:22
  and I don't always lose. You don't always lose. I mean,
• 54:25
  are you way you lose? Bill don't who loves it? But Bill don't
• 54:30
  has money? Uh, I'm not broke. That's why I just said when
• 54:34
  I came back, I didn't say you were broke. But Bill don't even
• 54:36
  has a bank roll, not lately for fucking those me money? What's up?
• 54:39
  Bill? First of all, he's done a way more for you than
• 54:43
  you know, Bill, Fuck him all right, Bill, show up right
• 54:46
  here and fuck, did you just say don't play x she back? Yeah,
• 54:50
  don't pay x key back? How many fucking times drive his dumbass here
• 54:53
  to the studios? Don't ask him for fucking gas? Bro Bill pays his
• 54:59
  day. He's fine out, He's he's good. I'm just sucking around.
• 55:01
  But no, dude, fucking little fun. But yeah, dude, savage
• 55:07
  moments. Those are savage hc credless moments. Dude, just fucking doing fucking
• 55:12
  the I E dirty, dude. I did so many piece, so many
• 55:15
  families. Lucky nobody ever pulled up by a piece with you. That's why
• 55:17
  you fucking sell it somewhere else. You don't buy it by your house.
• 55:22
  But you told them that you're like you met up where you let live that
• 55:24
  Yeah, no, you tell them that. You tell them that you live
• 55:29
  in a different city to meet up in my city. I don't tell him
• 55:31
  that's my city. I just random sound like you want to meet up in
• 55:34
  this random city named Mike Ulsimore. It's like in between me and you.
• 55:37
  I live in LA you live in San Diego. And then and then whenever
• 55:42
  you make Oh, here's another tape. Whenever you make them drive far,
• 55:45
  they're more likely to buy the car because they already drove far. I wouldn't
• 55:50
  not this guy bought a car compared. I literally was like, you drove
• 55:52
  all the way here, You're gonna go home without a car. When I
• 55:57
  was looking for my my Honda build, I drove like forty five miles for
• 56:00
  Rojanda just to check out. And I didn't buy it. Yeah, because
• 56:05
  you're smart, because I knew, like, and you have time. This
• 56:07
  guy literally took his day out of work to come and look at this car
• 56:10
  he was buying it. I took time off too. Yeah. I don't
• 56:15
  know. To me, I just I'm just saying they're more enticed to buy
• 56:16
  a car if they drive. It's true. You're saying it's true. Yeah,
• 56:21
  you're a grimy ass motherfucker dog More. I was like fucking eighteen nineteen,
• 56:24
  trying to try to do hustles you've done. You were drying, Hey,
• 56:28
  Logan, hire this guy, dude, Oh I would be a good
• 56:31
  imagine Loan Logans like, I'm in that business too. Shout out to Logan.
• 56:38
  Yeah, man, come on, dog, you've done grimy shit like
• 56:42
  that. Don't don't sit there and be like you sold some packs that were
• 56:45
  dry, probably you throw some you sold packs, and you threw some packs
• 56:47
  that weren't the packs that were you so old you threw some rosing when it
• 56:52
  wasn't rosing. Because I never I never did. I never didn't know what
• 56:54
  I did would, I never did it does something I can't. I've never
• 56:58
  done anything like that because I always knew. I'm like listening to post some
• 57:00
  of these foods that these sessions have guns dogs, you know what I mean.
• 57:05
  I was like, the last thing you want to do is fucking do
• 57:07
  this was dirty? Just make due? Yeah, I agree, No,
• 57:09
  That's why I never I knew who I was doing. Dude, doing people
• 57:13
  dirty way. It was like I like stole from big corporations, like do
• 57:15
  somebody said he was like all them bottles, he'sone was stealing from CBS,
• 57:19
  Like, yeah, I got to I got to manage the Ethiopian manager fired
• 57:22
  that dirty that was kind of messed up. Yeah, it was either me
• 57:28
  or him. I just I just left an old lady without a car.
• 57:30
  It's not that big a deal. She shouldn't have been driving anyway. Exactly.
• 57:34
  Dude, I was doing I was I was doing a public service for
• 57:37
  everybody. Dude, I was saving us from a fucking car accident from an
• 57:40
  old lady. According to him, she had to go to her fucking doctor's
• 57:45
  appointments and he couldn't go. Trust me. He told me his whole fucking
• 57:47
  story of while I was a piece of shit. Oh, I could have
• 57:51
  done this as someone else. Yeah, I'm not really much of a scammer,
• 57:54
  Like I'm more of a like a destructive person. Like like I kind
• 58:00
  of I kind of get in the taste of what it's like. I have
• 58:01
  a rabbit, and like this motherfucker just wants to chew everything, destroy everything.
• 58:06
  Bro. So like I got him in a hutch now and now I'm
• 58:08
  realizing I was like, oh, this is me in the grocery store.
• 58:12
  I'm just like destroying things and that nobody's telling me to stop. It really
• 58:16
  be like that. What'd you do this weekend? Dug fucking chill dog,
• 58:23
  I fucking had. I just came back from DC, so I've still been
• 58:27
  trying to save money. But I went to Katana. Oh, yeah,
• 58:30
  you asked me for a good day that day place. What do you do
• 58:31
  went to Katana? You're still with that, that same chick. No,
• 58:37
  yeah, I'm chilling with her. Well, yeah, that's what I'm still
• 58:39
  the same chick. What does that mean, dude? What does that mean?
• 58:44
  Dropped a lot of money on thinners? That means well? I told
• 58:49
  him. I was like, hey, I was like, you're still with
• 58:50
  your friend because she's not your If she's not it's not your girlfriend. If
• 58:52
  she's you know, you're not dating. Yeah, we went to Katana.
• 58:55
  You should go, yeah, are you dating this girl? Now? Yeah?
• 58:58
  She's cool? Okay, but no, hold on, don't just don't
• 59:00
  just basta, don't just bypass the fucking yeah cool, she might be watching,
• 59:05
  bro, she's not paid for the Patreon There's no way, dude,
• 59:07
  my girl fucking it was like the third person to pay the like I saw
• 59:12
  it. I was like, I was like, I do for a fact,
• 59:15
  so I'll tell I'll tell you right now, like that there's a she's
• 59:19
  probably watching, so all right, so maybe so you're dating her if you're
• 59:22
  dating somebody now, yeah, yeah, kicking it for a cool little minute.
• 59:25
  How did your eggs boyfriend take it? The doll Bernie got your great
• 59:37
  is slow? Bro? Like I was just being an asshole that I was
• 59:38
  just being an idiot. The dolls mad though, huh, the dolls upset
• 59:42
  dog. This bitch comes over and they like they tough it out. I
• 59:45
  know, they like give each other eyes and they're like, that's we're at
• 59:47
  tension to the house right now. How long have you been dating this I
• 59:50
  gotta get I think if I think, I gotta get rid of one of
• 59:52
  them eventually. How have you been seeing this chick for it? I'll know
• 59:57
  it's not that long, don't say if it's over the three months? Three
• 1:00:00
  months? Okay, that's three months. That's not two months, not like
• 1:00:04
  two months. What we're talking about like two months? Like three months food?
• 1:00:07
  Like all right, look bro, three months, like I was gonna
• 1:00:09
  go like my dad with a rundown on how to run. No, I'm
• 1:00:14
  just telling you three months. Three months is a good amount of time to
• 1:00:16
  waste force for somebody. So th the third month is where like a lot
• 1:00:21
  of pensive shit goes down when you're in the dating game, where you're like,
• 1:00:23
  you know, what, do I want to keep wasting this person's time?
• 1:00:25
  Am I gonna be a genuine piece of shit? And then on the
• 1:00:28
  other hand, the girl also thinks do I see myself with this person aside
• 1:00:32
  from this because I've already invested three months and Mike, am I leaning more
• 1:00:36
  on the yes side or on no side? These are serious facts when you're
• 1:00:38
  dating somebody, right, you're you're the only married one here. Please chime
• 1:00:43
  in true that man, do you have a camera on you? Now?
• 1:00:45
  Yeah? He did. Yeah, it looks good on him. I just
• 1:00:47
  fucking noticed for the timing. Yeah, I was like, I was like,
• 1:00:51
  I did not know, but yeah, what do you what do you
• 1:00:52
  think in regards to that? Yeah, there's there's gotta be a cap and
• 1:00:55
  there's always gotta be a thought where you're like, damn, it's been this
• 1:00:59
  long. Should I take it really serious? Or you know? Yeah?
• 1:01:04
  But like depends. I mean it's a two two way street. Because after
• 1:01:07
  like three months, bro, like you like you gotta you stopped looking at
• 1:01:08
  it more than just like, oh, I'm gonna go get me some pussy,
• 1:01:12
  like you know for sure? Yeah, Like that's that's no because because
• 1:01:15
  that's when you're just dying already got it. And I don't mean like that.
• 1:01:17
  Usually when I don't care, I'm like already got it. Yeah,
• 1:01:21
  but like you know what I mean yeah, but usually like what yeah,
• 1:01:22
  but usually when like, uh, you usually will I feel like I want
• 1:01:27
  to say, like the second second month you consistently see somebody, it stops
• 1:01:32
  being like, oh, I'm gonna get some pussy today, and you start
• 1:01:36
  thinking with your other head and then you're like, oh, do I really
• 1:01:38
  want to keep investing time in this person? Because the person is an investment.
• 1:01:42
  Bro, Like with time, Bro, that like that's some time that
• 1:01:45
  you're like, you're not gonna get back if it doesn't work out. That
• 1:01:47
  you gotta make sure, like you gotta ask them quiet questions. You gotta
• 1:01:51
  get to know this person, bro, because time goes by quick. Bro,
• 1:01:53
  I don't know, I know you see it like that. But also
• 1:01:55
  to me, I was like, yes, time is I'm telling like I
• 1:02:00
  have some memories with some bitch around. I'm like, bro, and I'm
• 1:02:04
  letting I'm not saying I think about these things. Yeah. Let I'm not
• 1:02:09
  saying that I think about these things. I'm mentioning because this is what the
• 1:02:13
  fuck women think about, like, and and that's who you're dealing with a
• 1:02:16
  woman, Like you know what I mean? It was who wants to consistently
• 1:02:21
  see you. So it's like what I'm telling you has no where, don't
• 1:02:22
  These are thoughts that never crossed my mind. My girlfriend? How to help
• 1:02:25
  me understand these things? I was like, hey, like this is like
• 1:02:29
  you know, I'm like and I'm like, oh shit. I was like,
• 1:02:30
  this is you know, I gotta take this serious and shit. You
• 1:02:34
  know, but I'm just I'm letting you know, women think about these things,
• 1:02:37
  so have y'all. I mean, at the time you've been dating this
• 1:02:42
  girl, I mean, do you spend a lot of time together. It's
• 1:02:46
  the first time you asked me for a fucking um he asked me for Like
• 1:02:50
  He's like, Yo, where's where's a good place to to to go eat
• 1:02:54
  around here? And I'm like, well, there's this spot, this spot
• 1:02:58
  and this is a third recommendation And I always ask them same wl Like like
• 1:03:02
  I was like, I ever gonna recommend you a place to boys? Yeah,
• 1:03:08
  with the Katana Place. You gotta go to Katana Place. It's right
• 1:03:10
  next to comedy store. So yeah, I've been there before. I did
• 1:03:13
  my thing. I went to Katanas and then I was like, let's recommended
• 1:03:15
  it. That's where that's where all the fucking weed girls go. Bro.
• 1:03:20
  Yeah, if I swear to god, bro, like all the fucking girls
• 1:03:22
  that do sales, all the fucking weed girls that fucking promote a brand,
• 1:03:25
  not the ones that stand behind the butt tenn but the ones that promote a
• 1:03:29
  brand, the ones that the ones that run the this strow. Like I
• 1:03:31
  have like three friends and every Friday it's like a group of like six bitches
• 1:03:35
  that will go there and they're all just like, yeah, we're all getting
• 1:03:37
  fucking gold plated sushi because we sold a lot of weed this month. Like
• 1:03:42
  I fucking know, bro, Like, that's like literally where it's at.
• 1:03:45
  Like I like, I've been in this ship way too long, as there
• 1:03:47
  was ten fucking years of my life, bro in this ship. Bro,
• 1:03:51
  Like I took her there because then the right as I know it's a nice
• 1:03:54
  place. No, No, that's not why. Well, I mean,
• 1:03:55
  yeah it is a nice place. But right after you know why, I
• 1:03:59
  had to use my choose the comedy store horse. Oh all that fucking got
• 1:04:04
  the round table without paying for it. Shout out to the fucking homies over
• 1:04:08
  there. Who Danny, Who do you have Daddy? No? The fucking
• 1:04:12
  uh fucking um mostly sorry man, is all the the guys, Yeah,
• 1:04:18
  all the door guys have been hooking me up. XAB just fucking gets the
• 1:04:23
  door guys here on the show. He's like you to shoot and then shows
• 1:04:26
  up. You see, I'm gonna do that. Hey, motherfucker's don't forget
• 1:04:29
  I'm on this show too. Hey, Hey, did you see I'm on
• 1:04:31
  the dating show at the comedy Store? Well, what what is that?
• 1:04:36
  I was like, is that? Are you even on that? Yeah,
• 1:04:39
  I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be one of the concessant to win that bitch
• 1:04:42
  wa food, I'll go. June seventh, Yeah, Kim conn Kim Connan
• 1:04:45
  almost hosted and almost was like, hey, you wanna be were gonna do
• 1:04:47
  the data show was almost oh you go, you're doing it because the kid
• 1:04:51
  condemn No, she's hosting it. I'm gonna win. I'm over it to
• 1:04:56
  her show. But who's the person that asked you to come on? I
• 1:04:58
  know it was Rmost Who's that? Uh? He was on my show.
• 1:05:00
  He's a door guy at the comedy store. Oh yeah, he's good times,
• 1:05:03
  it's fun, it's funny. But yeah, he asked me to be
• 1:05:05
  on it, and I was like, I didn't even I didn't even know
• 1:05:09
  who I was competing to win, And I said, yeah, did you
• 1:05:11
  see her goal titties? Who's the one on my Instagram? You guys just
• 1:05:15
  looked at my ship. I don't even mean here. I'm not that interested.
• 1:05:18
  Don't even here. It's like mostly rave music, rave music, rave
• 1:05:21
  music. No, it's not rave music. It was rave music for one
• 1:05:24
  weekend. And what what do you win her? What do you mean you
• 1:05:28
  get her? When the winner chicken dinner? That's what that's that's who you're
• 1:05:30
  that's what we're competing the wain at the fucking dating the dating show at the
• 1:05:33
  comedy store. That I'm gonna be one of the consistants on him. I
• 1:05:40
  mean, do you like my type? But yeah, I know it doesn't.
• 1:05:44
  But who doesn't. I hope I hope you know that she doesn't become
• 1:05:46
  your property, Exavier, I think not for the night. Maybe I'm just
• 1:05:50
  fucking rock, just kidding. What if she's one of those girls, the
• 1:05:56
  girls? What if like she's one of those girls, she's like, you
• 1:05:58
  know what, I take this show for real and I'm gonna fucking fun Whoever
• 1:06:00
  I went, were supposed to get money to go on a date if I
• 1:06:02
  win, I don't know if I win though, Oh I'm there for citizenship.
• 1:06:06
  I'm gonna tell right off the path and what what are you? Um?
• 1:06:11
  I mean, what what is it? Just gonna ask you a bunch
• 1:06:12
  of questions. I'm guessing I've never I've never done. I just got to
• 1:06:14
  ask to do it. I'm single looking for love. Yeah, I think
• 1:06:18
  you're just ruining your chances with that girl you're dating. Well, it's that
• 1:06:24
  the comedy story. She gets upset that I'm doing a dating show on the
• 1:06:27
  comedy story that she can leave. Now, those are my rules. I
• 1:06:30
  mean, it's a dating show, it's a it's a comedy show down.
• 1:06:32
  Can you see her? You know she's not my type. First, every
• 1:06:38
  girl that we mentioned is not your type. Yeah, no, yeah,
• 1:06:42
  yeah yeah. There's never been a suggestion where Exaby was like no, I
• 1:06:45
  don't like this, don't like that. Yeah, she's not. She was
• 1:06:48
  not a suggestion. Yeah, she thought you were stupid as fun. That
• 1:06:55
  was a goal. I was the point. I think that's the second check.
• 1:06:58
  Who's ever who's received a vibes from I think there's like three or four.
• 1:07:03
  It's like three or four. Mala was the latest one. She's the
• 1:07:08
  one who like she felt so on toxic you felt like that about the show
• 1:07:11
  because she said, I don't want to still nice to me. I was
• 1:07:14
  like, like, she's nice to me. She's like, hey, there's
• 1:07:15
  a show going down, and does it mean to me? Oh, she's
• 1:07:18
  disgusted by you though, kind Yeah, it's about the same thing. She
• 1:07:23
  wanted to puke like, I don't know about Like, yeah, I don't
• 1:07:29
  know. I've never I never wanted to make anybody puke like that. Exavier.
• 1:07:34
  Yeah, And I'm just that being a little bit exaggerated. I know
• 1:07:36
  you are, so you do. You are pretty toxic to some people.
• 1:07:41
  Is this girl you're seeing toxic too? Actually kind of not like that,
• 1:07:46
  but now you say it probably like how what do you Okay, what do
• 1:07:50
  you say? Kind of what's a toxic? But I mean, I'm guessing
• 1:07:54
  she's not like super fucking I don't know. She liked me, and you
• 1:07:57
  gotta if you like my comedy, you have to be kind of a little
• 1:08:00
  bit. But if she's just like you, whether she's not a fan of
• 1:08:01
  your comedy, we have like ten minutes not comedy. But I'm making these
• 1:08:05
  bitches laugh all day every day. Dog. The one thing I hanging out
• 1:08:11
  making these tricks laugh. You think it's just die. I don't think so
• 1:08:15
  they're dying. I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't think
• 1:08:16
  so, I don't. I don't know. I feel like, what are
• 1:08:18
  you doing stuttering like I just I don't know. I just don't. I
• 1:08:21
  make these fuckers laugh all the time. And you guys, now, I
• 1:08:24
  can just imagine if I can care to the one person and I start figuring
• 1:08:27
  out what your humor is. It's not the art. I saw that Johnny
• 1:08:30
  Mitchell was on your mom's house. Yeah, that's dope. All their comedians,
• 1:08:35
  like we've interviewed. I've been on your mom's house recently. Pretty interesting.
• 1:08:40
  I know who else would go on? Josh Potter, Well, Josh
• 1:08:45
  is gonna Josh was gonna end up there, so anyways, like you know
• 1:08:47
  what I mean, at some point he was gonna end up. He's doing
• 1:08:49
  his round. I'll tell the other people. I don't know. Man,
• 1:08:53
  we're a podcast where like we have people and they're like always I feel like
• 1:08:55
  we're the podcast where people was like they see us get a guest and they're
• 1:08:58
  like, I've always wanted to reach out. I don't know what's saved Like
• 1:09:00
  now, I'm not gonna feel like it. I'm like, yo, you
• 1:09:02
  guys should be doing that shit anyways, not be fucking waiting for us to
• 1:09:04
  fucking do some shit first. You know what I'm saying, fucking hate that
• 1:09:09
  kind of pussy mentality. Fifth Profit Productions. She was low key hating and
• 1:09:15
  lo well this all of us, Yeah, exactly, she just all of
• 1:09:20
  us. I'm glad someone else recognized she just all of us. You too,
• 1:09:26
  you gotta you got a little mad. I didn't feel I didn't feel
• 1:09:29
  I didn't feel this. Yeah, I just think it was you because you
• 1:09:32
  were just like fuck women, funk women? Say I did not say funck
• 1:09:36
  women, not in those words. What did I say? That said fuck
• 1:09:41
  women? You know, you say some borderline things where you're like almost like
• 1:09:45
  fuck women sometimes, like there's like a few saturdays I could recall where you
• 1:09:47
  did it back to back and I'm just like, damn, dude, you
• 1:09:50
  strike out right, Am I saying fuck women? Not in those words?
• 1:09:54
  Not even closing those words? No, but no, it's just not in
• 1:09:57
  those words. It's just what that's like I said. If I were to
• 1:10:00
  say, I really really really really really dislike astrating kind of people. That's
• 1:10:05
  just as me saying like, Hey, I don't find but but I love
• 1:10:10
  women. What are you talking ducks on a fucking dinner date? To check
• 1:10:14
  your dating? What damn really poor anyways to check your dating? Its fuck
• 1:10:21
  the check your dating? Um does she watch this podcast? You know about
• 1:10:26
  it? For sure watching it. She's invested three almost three months in her
• 1:10:30
  life. You best believe this woman is watching some way from a burdener account.
• 1:10:33
  You're she knows nothing about this. I mean she knows that dude hiding
• 1:10:38
  it. No, she knows that dude show. She knows that dude tenfold
• 1:10:40
  too. And George Brusst, I mean when I did, you're not doing
• 1:10:44
  any more? I uploaded chip from but I'm not producing any more. Yeah,
• 1:10:48
  I gotta do fucking William Parsona, so now yeah, yeah, And
• 1:10:51
  what happened? They're not going on the super Friends tour no more. They
• 1:10:57
  were on the super Friends tour for a while and then it just stopped.
• 1:11:00
  Yeah, I know, I mean, I don't know that. I don't
• 1:11:01
  even know what happened. Like, so, job, I see George like
• 1:11:03
  once a week now at the store. Now I gotta go to the store
• 1:11:05
  to go see this motherfucker, which is dope because it always fucking covers the
• 1:11:12
  tab shout out to George Stains always done that though. I know that's why
• 1:11:14
  I said, I don't never mind going. When he's like the store coming
• 1:11:16
  up, we gotta gotta go over the week, I was like, all
• 1:11:19
  right, I just it just sounds like I don't want you in my house
• 1:11:23
  anymore. He probably didn't want we do about laundry there anymore. So what
• 1:11:29
  you just I don't know why you would do your lundry there? Bro,
• 1:11:34
  Like why just it's fucking a dollar because I fucking would do the podcast every
• 1:11:39
  Monday, and I would just be like, and I did my laundry there
• 1:11:41
  for a year when I lived there. So I was like, Yo,
• 1:11:43
  can I use your dope as launder machines? He's got some dope ad Lauder
• 1:11:45
  machines? So now I gotta go to laundry man. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:11:50
  I mean, why don't you just move into a place that has a lot.
• 1:11:53
  It's literally the goal right now. I'm literally looking for a spot a
• 1:11:56
  month to month. Anyone who would what imagine that? You gotta have papers
• 1:12:00
  two hundred I'm down to pay. Let me know what, su Yeah,
• 1:12:05
  I don't know, like the part of managers out there, that's the show
• 1:12:08
  you should be on and be like, let's find me at home, Like
• 1:12:11
  dude, yeah, like fucking dating show, bro, Like why don't you
• 1:12:14
  fucking have like a yeah, like if Danny Danny Brown will be hosting it
• 1:12:21
  with us, Yeah, not that Danny Brown from Vice. A lot of
• 1:12:25
  people got confused and they thought I was like, no, we don't know
• 1:12:28
  that Danny Brown. Bro. Like and he he seems like a mean black
• 1:12:30
  person. Bro. He likes trolling people. He laughs at all the fucking
• 1:12:33
  fucked up shit. I'm like, yo, man, this will fucking gets
• 1:12:36
  laughter off of other people's hurt. It's kind of like me, but not
• 1:12:41
  as not as much, you know. You know, I saw this.
• 1:12:45
  I saw this one thing that that uh, you know what. Let's go
• 1:12:49
  back to the cars that people said that they fucked in. Oh, one
• 1:12:56
  person said a crown Vic that seems a pretty good car to fucking it's a
• 1:13:00
  cock car, right, yeah. Yeah. The homie that works at Green
• 1:13:04
  Span has like the fly is crowned vague. Yeah, yes, she has
• 1:13:08
  Kurt Yeah. And then it's not that it's not even that cheap shit too.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah, that food looks like one of those little homie dolls. Yeah,
• 1:13:17
  shout out to the homie. Uh, I think send on, Send
• 1:13:23
  dog on doctor Green thumb shot at Green Spans. Yeah, it saw him.
• 1:13:26
  He's always there. Can you imagine what sand Dog's closet looks like?
• 1:13:30
  Nothing but checkered shirts. We gotta do a thing where we go shopping with
• 1:13:32
  sand Dog over there. Dog. That would be too That would too cool.
• 1:13:38
  Let's just set it up with the homie and then we do it for
• 1:13:39
  our podcast. I mean for we don't smoke the same and Xavier, you
• 1:13:43
  got to actually buy a fucking Pendleton. Are gonna get the discount? Yeah?
• 1:13:47
  Dog, Yeah, let's do it. Why does George does George?
• 1:13:50
  Does George make you make you pay for a price? He's gunthers. He's
• 1:13:56
  giving me two actually huh, giving me too. He just don't want them
• 1:14:00
  after you wore them. He just don't want him after you all size medium
• 1:14:03
  tall. Yeah, they all fitted and ship. I was like, give
• 1:14:06
  me large. He's like no, medium, Tony got me medium. Tons
• 1:14:09
  like just like perfect fucking you know, I stick right there with a watch.
• 1:14:13
  Gotta be I like a penalty blanket and all this ship bro Like,
• 1:14:15
  Costco sells a lot of penalty ship bro. Like, I have this one
• 1:14:17
  blanket and I'm gonna take to this to this botanical garden and I'm gonna go
• 1:14:21
  with so I can just go fucking chill them with my lady and just enjoy
• 1:14:25
  the nature ship. But there's um, there's like a penalton fucking blanket they
• 1:14:29
  had for the summer they had at a Costco. It's just fucking biggest fucking
• 1:14:31
  then it's the quality of this motherfucker dog. Yeah, that ship's in America
• 1:14:36
  too. I think it's important Portland Didy watching employer of the Month where the
• 1:14:42
  headquarters of Pendleton the reason why you gotta go to Oregon, Maine. Oregon
• 1:14:47
  is pretty cheap right now too? Yeah you um did youry watching Employer of
• 1:14:53
  the Month. Yes with Dank Cook, Yes you. I'm not too fond
• 1:14:59
  of like Dank. I loved It's cool. But it's like this, I
• 1:15:02
  know, but I know I know why. But like that movie was a
• 1:15:05
  good movie. That movie was a good movie. It was made his Costco
• 1:15:09
  look kind of fun. I was like, dude, I could work at
• 1:15:10
  Costco. It's about Costco you never saw. They all work at like this
• 1:15:15
  place that's supposed to be like, you know, like a cost it's like
• 1:15:17
  the it's like the place. It's like the office. It's like a Costco.
• 1:15:21
  It's like a smart tech. Yeah, but you know how it was
• 1:15:25
  a circuit city for four year old virgin. Yeah. Smart and Jessica albums
• 1:15:29
  in it right or Simpson Jessica Simps. Yeah, Jessica Simpson was in it
• 1:15:32
  hot. Jessica album was pretty hot. Played a stupid character. She played
• 1:15:38
  a dumb again. Whatever happened to that bitch? Yeah, get married and
• 1:15:41
  have like interracial babies. I think she's still married with that dude from that.
• 1:15:45
  They had a show, didn't they. Zach forgot his name? Yeah,
• 1:15:48
  I remember that. Yeah, they had a whole Remember Jessica Simpson had
• 1:15:53
  it made a whole big deal herd nick Lache, and then it didn't work
• 1:15:56
  out and then she got fat. They always get fat, dude, like,
• 1:16:00
  but Jessica's something got fat though, like after she got pregnant. It's
• 1:16:02
  like, um, it's like, you know, I'm not gonna burn her
• 1:16:06
  up because she's been on the show, but you know, somebody, somebody,
• 1:16:09
  uh somebody after they had a kid, and I'm just like, damn,
• 1:16:12
  girl, I really hope you lose the weight. Yeah. Have you
• 1:16:17
  seen Mariah Carry? Yeah, she got fat. Mariah Carey can beat though.
• 1:16:21
  No, she her own island. Yo, dude, dude, dude,
• 1:16:25
  dude, that fat. I think she's pregnant though, No, that's
• 1:16:29
  not pregnant. Dude. Look look at this one. You're okay with that,
• 1:16:32
  You're okay with that being Mariah Carry. I'm not. That looks like
• 1:16:35
  an old fucking picture though. Hey, man, Jessica Scepton looks pretty good
• 1:16:41
  right now. I don't know about you, man, but I mean she
• 1:16:44
  looks great. You know who looks good as fucker now? Hillary Duff.
• 1:16:47
  Oh, she's always looks great, man. Yeah, because she's in a
• 1:16:49
  good marriage, Hillary Duff, she's in a good marriage. He has McGuire.
• 1:16:55
  Dog, what's up? You know who looks beat up? Just like
• 1:17:00
  ran through Britney Spears. Dog. Oh dude, that's that's like the clone
• 1:17:04
  do any every time? Every time doing the little spin shit in her fucking
• 1:17:11
  Instagram And like I'm just like, yo, bitch, like what the fuck
• 1:17:15
  is wrong? Like, what the fuck's up with you? Like and her
• 1:17:17
  the trauma and the beauty her eyeshadow never looks some fucking point right on her,
• 1:17:21
  Like she looks like she's always been crying. Like I just said,
• 1:17:25
  bitch gets some help. It could be some elite ship. Never know.
• 1:17:29
  She just always looks like like, let me out the cage to make this
• 1:17:32
  Instagram video, you know what I mean? Like, Yo, she literally
• 1:17:35
  looks like that she posted that dog. Yeah, she's like that was I
• 1:17:40
  wanted to see that when I was fucking thirteen. Not right now. Keep
• 1:17:45
  like her being on her being nude and ship Britney spears nude like it's like
• 1:17:53
  she has curtains. Oh oh yeah, dude. Yeah, that's a problem
• 1:17:59
  with some like girls, like they just have flaps. Oh yeah, white
• 1:18:02
  girls, some white girls have that ship. It just looks like, fucking
• 1:18:05
  yeah, that's a downfall from white girls. It just fucking just looks like
• 1:18:13
  a fucking just flat bro like Kurt, like, it looks like it looks
• 1:18:15
  like Will should be working now. They look like they look like mud flaps,
• 1:18:18
  dude, you know, like lady bird like mud flaps, Like you
• 1:18:21
  know, there wasn't the sixteen wheelers like the little things to go with the
• 1:18:25
  end. Oh, fuck people. People. People are responding back and to
• 1:18:30
  cars that are cool, to fucking traverse a traverse? What is the traverse?
• 1:18:35
  I don't remember. You know, you know the Toyota has a Crown
• 1:18:40
  version now, it's available now in America, Toyota Crown for real. But
• 1:18:44
  it just looks like a new fucking that's not what it used to be.
• 1:18:46
  I'm gonna buy a JDM one for I'm gonna buy a JDM one. I've
• 1:18:49
  been watching online pub gonna be six k, but I'm gonna drive in here
• 1:18:53
  what they watch? And who the fuck fucking in the Ford Ranger? Man?
• 1:18:57
  Is that a joke? Small dogs? The Four Rangers, I mean
• 1:19:00
  in the battom last the bet in the Four Rangers. Some Alabama ship.
• 1:19:04
  That's some midget ship, dude, four Rangers. They just out here getting
• 1:19:09
  girls pregnant all the shot to the homide. Congratulations Nathans having a little baby.
• 1:19:15
  How long till the baby's talling him? I remember, he don't know.
• 1:19:19
  It doesn't have to be short. It doesn't have to be short because
• 1:19:21
  remember though like he said that, he he said he was gonna go back.
• 1:19:27
  It's like everybody out there girls for the oh yeah, he started playing
• 1:19:30
  basketball that she was sad. Dog. But then but then man, dude,
• 1:19:35
  but then he then it just turned. He turned into a grandma.
• 1:19:39
  When we give him alcohol, he just wanted he stole your joint. He
• 1:19:43
  wanted to I didn't give it to him. Oh yeah, he was like
• 1:19:45
  yeah. I was like, nope, Yeah, he got a little too
• 1:19:47
  aggressive. We need like a friendly or midget. Still, I don't know's
• 1:19:54
  you guys doing the Jobody in the chat room knows the midget. I haven't
• 1:19:58
  seen the NAFC security. The little black one dog like I wanted to go.
• 1:20:03
  I wanted to go with something like I don't know him, but I
• 1:20:05
  wanted to just give him a little pound. They just be like, what's
• 1:20:09
  up, dog, thank you for keeping it, saying but no, no.
• 1:20:11
  On the road though, Nathan wasn't fucking about fucking taller bitches. Nodia.
• 1:20:16
  Dude wasn't lying. Yeah, like fucking normal size bitches. Yeah she's
• 1:20:20
  normal. Well yeah, well shout I know, shout out to Nathan.
• 1:20:25
  He wasn't lying. Remember he called. He came in here saying like,
• 1:20:27
  bitch, I f tall bitches. Yeah, he said I would have thought
• 1:20:30
  that, Like, but you don't think they have like Midget Singles dot Com.
• 1:20:34
  Yeah, for you don't think. Of course, you probably go to
• 1:20:36
  the doctor and you probably say, I'm I'm on midget. Where do I
• 1:20:40
  go? And they probably give you a pamphlet and so you're a midgate.
• 1:20:45
  So you're image we meet here on Tuesdays for a little time and then that's
• 1:20:51
  what happens. Did you get a little pamphlet at the doctor's They told me?
• 1:20:56
  Remember the Marcus Carter said, my cousin is a midget. Let's get
• 1:21:00
  him on the show dogs. Get him on the show Dog. Is he
• 1:21:02
  a friendly midget though? Yeah, Well to be able to call him midget
• 1:21:05
  too, you gotta ask him that before he gets here. Yeah, I'd
• 1:21:08
  be like, yo, like, we're not gonna degrade. See dude,
• 1:21:10
  okay, see you want me to vlog? Why don't we go to extreme
• 1:21:14
  Wrestling for dwarfs. We saw that commercial Ray told us we should do it.
• 1:21:17
  That sounds like a fun time. Yeah, we can do that too.
• 1:21:19
  If we go, we go. You think we will do the meeting
• 1:21:24
  greet, I'll meeting greet those fools. What if they if they imagine that
• 1:21:28
  those bring the trap, those aren't the strap? Dog. Those are the
• 1:21:30
  type of fools. Strap, those are the type of foods that don't like
• 1:21:34
  being called midgets. I'll just tell you right now, bring the strap and
• 1:21:38
  no, man, you're not like you're not. They're already aggressive, bro,
• 1:21:40
  they're probably on steroids. I don't want to be running angry midgets.
• 1:21:43
  These fools are on point. They think they're like nothing. They think they're
• 1:21:45
  professional athletes and they and not for nothing. These motherfuckers think they're right.
• 1:21:50
  They're up there with Lebron, but they're not. So that egos a little
• 1:21:54
  bit bigger than them. So you're telling me you you won't be it.
• 1:21:56
  You can't stop with the little people jokes. If we're there, I'm pretty
• 1:21:59
  sure that I'm not gonna appreciate it. We're probably gonna get kicked out and
• 1:22:00
  be like, yo, I want to talk to that major. They're gonna
• 1:22:02
  be like, sir, you gotta stop calling them midgets. You gotta think
• 1:22:06
  about it like this. Look at this DeMarcus is Nah, he's always pissed
• 1:22:10
  for no reason. All right, don't see, dude. We need a
• 1:22:13
  beetle pimp, dude. We need one of those, like one of those
• 1:22:16
  where he can go viral, Like how Howard Stern. What did Howard Stern
• 1:22:19
  have? I don't know he had, Like he had that little leper con
• 1:22:24
  dude that died who was an alcoholic, that he had a beetle pimp where
• 1:22:28
  he the one he's still viral. He's the what are you doing nothing?
• 1:22:33
  Yeah, that little hood of that guy. That guy's been around for a
• 1:22:36
  minute. People, the people he's been in the WWE. He hit Jeff
• 1:22:43
  Jared with a guitar in the back and then broke it over his back.
• 1:22:45
  Bro, all right, yeah, like he's been like Howard Stern made that
• 1:22:49
  fool's career. Dog. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, biddle beetle juice,
• 1:22:53
  you know juice? All right? I gotta ask you something, Hank,
• 1:22:56
  the angry, angry, drunken dwarf was the other food. And these fools
• 1:23:00
  didn't like each other. Dog because I would watch Howard Stern, like I
• 1:23:02
  literally watched old episodes just because I'm like, brother, fool, it's gotta
• 1:23:06
  be something about the way this food did. Or maybe he was basiness the
• 1:23:09
  time, but I'm just like, yeah, I'll just be taking notes,
• 1:23:11
  bro, just looking at some shit. But but yeah, bro, this
• 1:23:14
  food he had of it. The fools through down a time dog because the
• 1:23:17
  black fool didn't like the little drunken midget. The supposed to hate each other
• 1:23:21
  dog. But then that food died. One of the little midgets died because
• 1:23:26
  he drank himself to death. I guess being a minie. Yeah, they're
• 1:23:30
  talking about midgets. This kind of reminds me of it. You know the
• 1:23:34
  show, the show Scare Tactics. Right. Oh, what about that little
• 1:23:39
  Rossam midget, the one who he works for them? He's the one that
• 1:23:42
  came out of the Eric Andre show that fools like the size of a thumb
• 1:23:45
  food. He's like a little thumb because he's bald too. He's a little
• 1:23:47
  homie. But I swear like he could stand up in this chair, bro,
• 1:23:50
  just jump on the table and just walk around. He's died little.
• 1:23:55
  I mean, I'll pay for him. He got credits. Somebody said cart
• 1:24:00
  crash seven one four. Rest in peace, Hank, Rest in peace,
• 1:24:03
  Hank. Who oh yeah, Hank the midget. Yo. But I was
• 1:24:06
  gonna ask you, you know that Hank sign a break too, dog?
• 1:24:09
  You know you know I can't do nos for this month. I want to
• 1:24:13
  get a reading dog and and can't you you went to the doctors. Yeah,
• 1:24:18
  well yeah it did, and every it's because that is kind of like
• 1:24:21
  going to the dog. I went to doctors and the doctors said, there's
• 1:24:26
  a hole. Believe it or not, Xavier, it's if you have something
• 1:24:29
  like look food. So something came up right, was like like they asked
• 1:24:33
  me right, and there was like like, well, mother asked me and
• 1:24:36
  she's like, yo, are your lungs okay? And this is because they
• 1:24:39
  ask you random after you get your sign. And I was like, and
• 1:24:42
  I'm just like, have you been smoking way more like than that you were
• 1:24:45
  before last time? He's like you know, He's like, and I'm like,
• 1:24:46
  actually, no, I've toned it down, you know. I was
• 1:24:48
  like, we really don't even give his weed for the should no more.
• 1:24:50
  And I was like, so I just you know, I've been toning it
• 1:24:53
  down. No, I'm just knowing that because because you don't we row our
• 1:24:56
  own shit, like you know, because he changed that rule. Like you
• 1:25:00
  know what I'm saying, I don't know. I don't I don't get joints.
• 1:25:01
  I don't say because I went down there one time. Any time,
• 1:25:04
  I was like, I don't rote for the show no more like he's like
• 1:25:05
  my own that doesn't shine shoes and shit, you know. So I was
• 1:25:09
  just like, all right, bro, And I was like, so I
• 1:25:11
  didn't know that. Yeah. So so I was just like, all right,
• 1:25:13
  cool, So I keep it to like a two minimum, you know
• 1:25:15
  what I mean, So I'm not trying to run through all my ship.
• 1:25:17
  So I was like, and I was like, and I told her,
• 1:25:18
  I was like, nah, I've I've been uh you know, I've been
• 1:25:21
  smoking.'ve been smoking less. Actually She's like, well, your lungs
• 1:25:26
  here, come up and like your respiratory system, like, be honest with
• 1:25:30
  me, what's up? And I was just like and I was just like,
• 1:25:32
  all right, I'm gonna be honest. Like I was like, I
• 1:25:35
  did feel a discomfort in my lungs, Like in my lungs. What is
• 1:25:40
  it? Uh? Like every time I finished doing it, where like to
• 1:25:43
  the point, remember right, I told you. I was like, I
• 1:25:45
  feel tired. I feel like an old man, remember Yeah. And then
• 1:25:48
  she was just like like she was like, well, yeah, you gotta
• 1:25:50
  give your lungs to rest, and like whatever's told to you, you can't
• 1:25:53
  really do it, like or you have to kind of listen to it.
• 1:25:56
  Or else it gets worse or whatever it is. So it's like for sixteen
• 1:25:58
  to twenty one days. So I'm just like, yeah, she's like,
• 1:26:00
  you might want to avoid doing that, can shit? Did you like so
• 1:26:03
  tank is on the fucking sabbatical for at least second month sabbatical? Yeah?
• 1:26:11
  Yeah, associate the tank with the worst sabbatical. Sabbatical is like a break,
• 1:26:15
  right, I don't know. I guess yeah, yeah, somebody it's
• 1:26:18
  a spiritual break. Is that what it would? Yeah? Hold on,
• 1:26:24
  let me what is a Yeah? Yeah it is. Hey, why don't
• 1:26:32
  you chame in, you piece of shit? I don't know about that ship.
• 1:26:36
  How about you're like, yeah, he's don You didn't teld me you
• 1:26:39
  got tired with your lung? What am I supposed to do? I'm gonna
• 1:26:42
  place you one. I've been telling you the fucking wow, the only one.
• 1:26:48
  I've been chilling on it too, because it's like full I leave here.
• 1:26:51
  Sometimes it's like if you feel it in your brain, I don't feel
• 1:26:57
  it. I don't feel that every in my brain broke. But I do
• 1:26:59
  feel tired. But I ain't gonna lie a fool like I get burnt out
• 1:27:01
  where Like I'm just tired. Like my girlfriend's like, I get to deflated
• 1:27:05
  these sometimes on Friday She's like, Oh you want to do is sleep?
• 1:27:09
  I'm like, gad, we did a lot of knowas. Yeah, and
• 1:27:14
  I said, a sabbatical is a period of paid leave. Are you go?
• 1:27:17
  He's I paid leave right now? You know, leave granted to a
• 1:27:23
  university teacher or other worker for study or travel. He's taught us a lot
• 1:27:28
  traditionally one year for seven years, one one year for every seven years worth.
• 1:27:33
  She's away on a sabbatical. See. Even just talking about a dog,
• 1:27:41
  my lungs started feeling like a little Pierce, Like, damn, man,
• 1:27:44
  chill, guys, chill, We're not gonna do someone nas jeffee.
• 1:27:45
  Y'all went too overboard. Hello, well yeah, DoD YouTube even told us
• 1:27:50
  to stop. Dude, that was twitch. We had to start a Patreon
• 1:27:57
  because of that. I mean, I want to do No, don't get
• 1:28:00
  me wrong, No, this is great. Hey, you know what we
• 1:28:02
  should do? Hey Xaviel, we shouldn't have an ICP episode one day with
• 1:28:09
  Rocks ebisent and just have Hancholo come in, or we don't. We should
• 1:28:13
  have Barts on that episode, and we should we should we should all just
• 1:28:16
  you could be that we did to that poor guy who woo fu everywhere,
• 1:28:24
  just kept saying who at an event? Dog? How annoying? Not tod
• 1:28:30
  He don't even he didn't even get the cleaning deposit back broth from what I
• 1:28:33
  heard, Yeah, because you threw confetti all over the fucking car. Balloons
• 1:28:36
  were pucking poppet dog and I filmed it. So do we have that footage?
• 1:28:41
  Where is that footage? We need? It's so what day? That's
• 1:28:44
  that? We don't hebb? We show it on the on the show before?
• 1:28:47
  Do we have it? Do you still have that footage? Though?
• 1:28:49
  I think so we should make something for the Patriot and just look at the
• 1:28:53
  ground and all. It shouldn't just have it live on the fucking Patreon or
• 1:28:56
  just give it to Jose Just give it to us. Just send that footage
• 1:29:00
  there you go if you guys want to see the behind the scenes of like
• 1:29:02
  how we fucked up Arts is fucking venue. But yeah, we should have
• 1:29:06
  a high CEP episode down where we have Barts as the guests. I'm gonna
• 1:29:09
  see if he's down on Thursday and we have Hancholo and he paints our faces
• 1:29:12
  all icpt out. We might even get all the juggalos watching. That's the
• 1:29:18
  abbe. What you have you ever been to one of those don't you like
• 1:29:23
  white girls? There's white girls there girls San Bernardino. White girls got a
• 1:29:30
  famous stars and striped fucking tattoo with the little fucking the hatchet dude with the
• 1:29:38
  other brand vom metal Militia no welcome, welcome or surfer ship is it?
• 1:29:44
  Yeah? Cush blue Crush, bocum. Yeah, I've SE's a pretty white
• 1:29:49
  trash. We're vokem like Walmart white trash. Yeah. But by Bice has
• 1:29:57
  never had an identity to like now bro or like but Latinos never really had
• 1:30:00
  like you really didn't have like a way or a style that represented it,
• 1:30:05
  like like that, remember when we just assimulated to everything. I hated that
• 1:30:12
  era. I hated that era. The only thing I had from Hollister is
• 1:30:15
  a baitch as sweater and I still have it. You hated the Hollister era?
• 1:30:18
  The only thing I liked about Hollister. Yeah, you know the only
• 1:30:23
  thing I liked about Hollister. They had some bomb ass cologne dog. I
• 1:30:26
  will fucking give them that. They had this bomb ass cologne their dog the
• 1:30:30
  jeans. Yeah, the jeans were good. I just never fit and I
• 1:30:31
  was too fat. Chicks were hot, the ones that work there, Yeah,
• 1:30:36
  yeah, they all did stupid. Yeah. This wasn't no, this
• 1:30:39
  wasn't no Lizzo era where we're this hot chicks only that's how you fucking sell
• 1:30:45
  product. Let me tell you how good Hollister was doing. They still have
• 1:30:49
  the store. It's CityWalk still there, it's still open. They fucking I
• 1:30:55
  can't believe they're still making money off that ship. Bro. Honestly, CityWalk
• 1:30:59
  needs to get you introfied a little bit. Bro. There's no reason why
• 1:31:01
  we need to fucking have two lids bro in the fucking Team Complex. Do
• 1:31:04
  you remember how cool it was when you were a kid. Are you remember
• 1:31:09
  the Glow Store? Yes? Oh dog, I was just talking about this
• 1:31:12
  to my Yeah, you know what was the craziest shit that I only kids
• 1:31:17
  and this was only available a year and a half. Marvel Mania, the
• 1:31:21
  fucking Marvel Team fucking restaurant where the bitch ass mania with the fact it has
• 1:31:26
  Minians are right there or what is it? Are are right there and the
• 1:31:30
  and that little fucking parking lot that's where Marvel Mania was at bro. Do
• 1:31:34
  you have a picture with me and my little brother with um Wolverine and Spider
• 1:31:41
  Man for you? I remember it was the best. I remember one time
• 1:31:45
  my dad took me to eat their dog and I got this fucking drink with
• 1:31:48
  it was a straw, right, and it was like a Shirley Temple kind
• 1:31:50
  of thing, and storm was on the drink and when the liquid went on
• 1:31:55
  the fucking the little straw and it hit the store circle, the fucking lit
• 1:32:00
  up and the fucking like, you know, like the little thunder shit happened.
• 1:32:02
  And I was like, Oh, this is the hardest shit ever bro
• 1:32:05
  Like, because you're and then and then fucking Spider Man and the Hulk and
• 1:32:10
  all these fools will come out during the restaurant and they'll serve you food.
• 1:32:13
  I remember they had the fantastic four nachos for real dog. I remember I
• 1:32:20
  remember some of these things bro Like that ship was so tight, and they
• 1:32:24
  had their fucking store too, dog Man, and then they had they had
• 1:32:29
  the Marvel Store in Universal Studios that was right across from Harry Potter. But
• 1:32:33
  Marvel Romania only existed from nineteen ninety eight to the middle of nineteen ninety nine.
• 1:32:39
  Bro, that ship was too much of it ahead of its time.
• 1:32:42
  Bro. Honestly, that place is really a gem. That place I looked
• 1:32:45
  at. You never see like you never see like shit like that. Ever.
• 1:32:49
  Again, they have one, they have one. Somebody said marvel Mania
• 1:32:53
  is at Disney California Adventure. Now it's not the same ship though. Yeah,
• 1:32:58
  I know what he means, but it's like, yeah, pretty much.
• 1:33:00
  But it was different when Universal had it, bro, Like it was
• 1:33:03
  just this would before Disney took over. Remember the Glow in the Dark store.
• 1:33:09
  Yeah, they had the store called Glow where um where Wolfgang Puck was,
• 1:33:15
  and then the comic book store used to be right there before the Little
• 1:33:19
  Toy Yeah, before the first the first uh Universal store right after the Hot
• 1:33:25
  topic that got moved. It's not the same store, but that got moved
• 1:33:28
  to the beginning where the fucking air diving is. They gotta gentrify, fucking
• 1:33:31
  uh, they gotta fucking update. Fucking um. He's gotta bring some stuff.
• 1:33:34
  They gotta bring some cool shit at CityWalk, Like what are other things
• 1:33:39
  that they gotta get rid of that little fucking Lush Cosmetics, get rid of
• 1:33:42
  that shit. Fucking the little who the fuck is about that much? The
• 1:33:45
  store? Remember the CD store? The CD all right? I think where
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  the where that candy store is now by the foundas next to um Abercrommie the
• 1:33:55
  CD store. Yeah, you're right, you're right, yes, you know
• 1:33:59
  what, you know what what? I'm mad that they fucking got rid of
• 1:34:01
  the brewery at top. Why the fuck do we need two Starbucks? There's
• 1:34:04
  two two? I think there's two Starbucks. Bro, yes, there's two
• 1:34:09
  Starbucks. And like, why do we need two Starbucks? Why did they
• 1:34:12
  turn that brewery into a fucking Starbucks? Bro? Like that? And then
• 1:34:16
  they used to have a Tony Romos there. No, now they have NBC's
• 1:34:21
  bitch ass fucking uh yeah, NBC's bitch has a football fucking club and then
• 1:34:29
  they fuck man, I'm so sad this shit. You know what place I
• 1:34:31
  used to go up to and I used to fucking go have drinks, had
• 1:34:34
  and I used to thought I was like, oh, you're just gonna meet
• 1:34:36
  some chicks here, just have a good time. But I always just had
• 1:34:39
  a good time. And then there were many chicks there, fucking uh.
• 1:34:41
  I would just go with friends too, but they would, uh remember you
• 1:34:45
  know where the dragons had. They used to have a club at the top.
• 1:34:47
  They used to have a club at the top where you go to the
• 1:34:49
  elevator and there's like two vacant fucking venues right there, and one of them
• 1:34:55
  they used to have like a acoustic night, a rock band night. And
• 1:34:57
  I used to go up there and I used to just like I had just
• 1:35:00
  very turn twenty one, so I was just like, you know, just
• 1:35:02
  doing twenty one year old things. Jillen, did you ever go to tower
• 1:35:06
  records in the Turnmils? Huh? You never go to tower records in the
• 1:35:11
  Turnmills. They had the Tower Records in on Tyre Mills. The huge I
• 1:35:15
  used to go. It was in the middle. It was the connector between
• 1:35:17
  one side to the other side. And you know how you can just scan
• 1:35:20
  a CD and play the first couple of songs. I would just be left
• 1:35:24
  term. I was just like, all right, that's a cut. All
• 1:35:28
  right, we'll be before phones, you know, like before that's a cut.
• 1:35:30
  Yeah, And then they would go, you know, typical mom and
• 1:35:33
  at buy such ship, go to every fucking store and not buy me nothing.
• 1:35:38
  Remember, f ye, they're still around. But that's that's kind of
• 1:35:41
  like the closest you could get to, like a Sam Goody. I remember
• 1:35:44
  the Sam Goody was the first place I went to buy a CD. I
• 1:35:46
  went to the one in cool Ra City. Remember the cool Ver City Fox
• 1:35:49
  Hills, Mom, when they had the fountain and it had the fountain and
• 1:35:53
  the and the sea through fucking stairs. Bro can walk and you can walk
• 1:35:57
  all the way up and people would just throw pennies and they used to Yeah,
• 1:36:00
  that was fucking badass. They used to have a Sam Goodie at the
• 1:36:03
  bottom. Bro. And I remember I saved up like fifteen dollars bro,
• 1:36:08
  and I went to go buy my first CD. It was a Black Sabbath
• 1:36:11
  CD. We sold our souls to rock and roll and I bought that shit.
• 1:36:14
  And I remember I listened to this ship on a fucking cheap ass walkman.
• 1:36:16
  Somebody gave me for Christmas. And I was like, man, you're
• 1:36:19
  about this downtown because it skips too much. But I was still I had
• 1:36:23
  to just listened to this shit on the table. Couldn't move it, but
• 1:36:25
  I was listening to that shit like NonStop. What do you think about those
• 1:36:28
  stories in those downtown areas where like it's like a brand product and all that
• 1:36:32
  stuff where they do knockoffs. Knockoffs. Yeah, well it's not even a
• 1:36:36
  knockoff. They have like the very own device that they claim, but I
• 1:36:40
  mean, yeah, it's it's a copy of some of a real product with
• 1:36:44
  cheaper materials, right yeah, I think so yeah, yeah, Like honestly,
• 1:36:47
  man, like it's like a dying business. It is a dying business,
• 1:36:50
  but at the same time, it's not bro because what they do is
• 1:36:54
  they try to change take the products, and they try to make it as
• 1:36:58
  legit as possible, even if it's a brand you've never heard of. So
• 1:37:00
  you still see these products at the Swami where you're like a water heater,
• 1:37:03
  you know what I mean, or like a water fucking thing that boils or
• 1:37:06
  whatever. You're like, what the fuck, And then you look at it
• 1:37:09
  or you scan it, and then it's like, oh, yeah, this
• 1:37:11
  is like just a knocker, but it looks just as legit as packaging is
• 1:37:14
  the one that you would see by Panasonic at the scene on TV store.
• 1:37:17
  Yeah, so they're just getting better at packaging. I don't think it's like
• 1:37:19
  a dying business because I just think it's a dying business here in America maybe
• 1:37:25
  like per Se, but international it's gonna always be big, bro, because
• 1:37:29
  I don't think a lot of a lot of other countries could afford the real
• 1:37:30
  shit like that we have, like American made products or or I guess American
• 1:37:35
  brands because electronics and ship will fucking you know, electronics, electronics will always
• 1:37:43
  fucking be a baller ass business, bro. Like I look at it,
• 1:37:46
  like even the Acubata District, that ship was fucking honestly, Like if next
• 1:37:51
  time I'm gonna go Backdog, like which is in January, I really,
• 1:37:55
  I really really want to just spend some time and just knowing what, I'm
• 1:37:58
  gonna get a few electronics so we could just have them like on deck here,
• 1:38:00
  you know what I mean, maybe have maybe buy fucking four iPads.
• 1:38:03
  I motherfucker's could watch the shit and I have their laptops here, you know,
• 1:38:06
  because you can get them for like twenty five bucks at Peace Dog.
• 1:38:10
  It is crazy, yeah, and there it is crazy, brother. I
• 1:38:14
  just I didn't really know the bucks for it may be the one of the
• 1:38:16
  older models, but like if you want, if you want, like let's
• 1:38:20
  just say last year's model, you're gonna pay, like I don't know forty
• 1:38:24
  bucks. How much is a kN iPhone there. Did you get it under
• 1:38:28
  one hundred bucks the refurbish side bush I phone, you could get it for
• 1:38:31
  one under a hundred bucks? Yeah, fuck you eight time. I'm not
• 1:38:34
  gonna buy a fucking thousand dollars I phone in America. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:38:39
  you're not. That's insane. I paid. I paid a thousand dollars.
• 1:38:44
  That's what you paid for it. But I wrote it off too. I
• 1:38:46
  was like shit. I was like, hey, I make my business out
• 1:38:47
  of here. Every time I do my taxes, I'm like, thousand dollars,
• 1:38:50
  fuck you. But yeah I paid that shit. I was like,
• 1:38:57
  fuck that. Somebody said I miss Sue Plantation. Superplantation was fired. Dog
• 1:39:01
  you like Superplantation. I've always said I think buffet food sucks, period.
• 1:39:08
  I'd rather I'd rather something made exactly for me. I never went to the
• 1:39:13
  Disney about like salad. I want a salad. I just want to fucking
• 1:39:19
  a real chicken seesar salad made for me. But they're still gonna make it
• 1:39:26
  the same way for anybody, because they just fucking make it like fucking for
• 1:39:30
  the masses, Like they don't make anything good musty. Everywhere you go,
• 1:39:34
  people make it for anybody you know, know, like when you get a
• 1:39:38
  steak, you get a steak at like a certain place, when you get
• 1:39:42
  like a steak at fucking home buffet, they just fucking cut you a piece
• 1:39:45
  in the minute you go. Somebody said, the warehouse Okay, I remember
• 1:39:50
  the warehouse shoes still Yeah. Somebody said, I feel like exg knows my
• 1:39:56
  ex girlfriend Daddy. You know that food the Marcus, I don't know,
• 1:40:01
  sounds black. Yeah, I mean this girlfriend might be black. So if
• 1:40:08
  you go back, that sounds very cartment is of you. Well, I
• 1:40:12
  mean, like like no token you have to date her because she's black.
• 1:40:15
  All I'm just saying, Hey, the season of South Park finished, it
• 1:40:20
  was it was like, to me, it's very strategic. Why do you
• 1:40:25
  say that? Let me know, right, Okay, they've been how many
• 1:40:28
  seasons do they have? Like more than twenty? Yeah, and how many
• 1:40:30
  episodes in each season about like what twelve to like fourteen? I don't know.
• 1:40:35
  It's a lot. It's a lot of time to invest in and sometimes
• 1:40:40
  when like you're writing a series, I think it's wise to kind of limit
• 1:40:45
  to know to know where the show could go and where it could end,
• 1:40:48
  because even like even in the South Park season. There's still a storyline that
• 1:40:53
  happens in that season alone, and they've been doing that a lot recently.
• 1:40:56
  They've been really focusing on from the story craft, you know. But but
• 1:41:00
  instead of having feelers make it all makes sense all that one the last episode
• 1:41:04
  was like you want to go rarely? You know why they did that because
• 1:41:10
  okay, they not that they fucked up, but these morons put too much
• 1:41:14
  on their plate because now they have to pick the movies for Paramount and they
• 1:41:17
  have to make the series for HBO. They put too much on their plate.
• 1:41:21
  They're tired. Somebody said, it's a lot of work, dude,
• 1:41:24
  But dude, they're fucking rich. They can hire people if they only want
• 1:41:28
  the team, doll you want? Do you want what you get? Every
• 1:41:30
  time it's that team? Have you say? I saw the writers on Strike
• 1:41:33
  Fool and I was like, by the NBC, did you feel bad for
• 1:41:36
  them? Honestly, these fools look like all the fools who do open mics
• 1:41:41
  at the hat sucking they get the comedy store, you know what I mean?
• 1:41:44
  The fools all look like just characters that like they all came out of
• 1:41:47
  fucking uh improv clubs. And all this shit. I don't know. I
• 1:41:51
  just didn't get a writers well, but just like, maybe this is the
• 1:41:54
  reason Latinos ain't being casted. If I really had to think about it.
• 1:41:59
  A lot of people argue that I wouldn't say it's not far fetched. Like
• 1:42:03
  if I had to think about it, I was just like, that's why.
• 1:42:05
  I'm like, yo, I ain't never seen the Latino presence until like
• 1:42:09
  as a recent and I'm like, maybe they're just kidding the house and they're
• 1:42:12
  gonna fucking pay these schools lesson these We said, no, we're gonna we
• 1:42:14
  need to. We're gonna put the Rainbow and everything else in the fucking show
• 1:42:17
  because this is how we fucking feel it. It's like everybody got everybody's just
• 1:42:21
  like, you know what, dude, man, let's cut the ship.
• 1:42:25
  Let's just cut the ship, like like Joey Das says, Dude, Hollywood's
• 1:42:29
  building on nepotism, playing it simple since the beginning build on nepotism. Nepotism
• 1:42:35
  explained it for the other piscause, Let's just say, all right, um,
• 1:42:42
  I fucking own Hollywood. You know what, I want some artists to
• 1:42:45
  pop. I want some act or to pop. I know my cousin.
• 1:42:48
  He's pretty good on on camera on let me get my cousin, let me
• 1:42:50
  hire him. Nepotism, Yeah, I don't say that word Armenians. Other
• 1:42:58
  people who do that that I do. Nepotism in Hollywood don't say that word.
• 1:43:01
  Why not a lot to say it? They don't rainows I'm talking about
• 1:43:05
  Anyways, beside the point, there was something that something funny of comics said.
• 1:43:11
  They were like, these writers are complaining for writing and not getting paid.
• 1:43:14
  What do you think comics do every day? And I was like,
• 1:43:19
  Yo, that's fucking funny. I don't know who wrote that. I think
• 1:43:21
  I read it on Twitter. I'm just sounds like Rachel Wilson could have been.
• 1:43:25
  I don't know. I was just going on Twitter and I read and
• 1:43:27
  I was like, oh, that's funny. Yeah, it sounds like something
• 1:43:29
  something clever. She would say. She's doing good. I know she killed
• 1:43:32
  I mean right out the jack I mean she's killing it before. But that
• 1:43:36
  jackass fucking no nice little kick in the ass. So yeah, we just
• 1:43:41
  gotta make our own films now, bro, jackass shit, No, I'm
• 1:43:45
  not doing no jack I said, film stupid. Yeah, like blogging,
• 1:43:47
  like fucking let's go fishing. At first, I don't. I don't like
• 1:43:51
  being surrounded by water. We can go. There's a movie that was made
• 1:43:57
  in the seventies where it was Too Frands. They sat in uh in a
• 1:44:01
  restaurant having dinner and they were just talking for two hours. But he watched
• 1:44:05
  these kind of old movies. It's all scripted though. It's a scripted film,
• 1:44:10
  but it's supposed to mimic like reality and shit. Yeah, and it
• 1:44:13
  talks about life and all kinds of ship man. It would be like a
• 1:44:15
  scripted podcast, to be honest. When I was looking at it, it
• 1:44:18
  felt like a podcasting. It can be done. And yeah, I love
• 1:44:27
  watching those movies. That's how you learned, dude. Max too a good
• 1:44:31
  braby watching like some old ass movies dog where I'm like, if I see
• 1:44:35
  something in black and white and somebody's trying to get me to watch it,
• 1:44:38
  dog, I literally have like in two minutes, Yeah, there's not enough
• 1:44:45
  color. I just I don't know why, bro. Like you know what,
• 1:44:47
  though, I will make an exception, like if I see it Lucy
• 1:44:49
  going going on on the on the TV, like if Lucy is playing or
• 1:44:54
  whatever, and it's like fucking two am, I can't sleep or something like
• 1:44:57
  that. I'll watch it. I'll watch it just because I respect that woman
• 1:45:01
  and the ship that she accomplished. And you know, the Puerto Rican on
• 1:45:04
  the show put people on. Yeah, she put people on and shit like
• 1:45:08
  in regards to show base, you know, just kind of like how I
• 1:45:11
  feel. Motherfuckers will put High and Hungry on. But it's okay, we're
• 1:45:15
  filming a fucking pilot. And don't forget June fucking tenth, or just June
• 1:45:20
  tenth. In regular June tenth, we will be premiering the new High and
• 1:45:25
  Hungry season featured on b Real TV. So make sure you guys. Uh,
• 1:45:29
  it's I think it's ten or eleven episodes or twelve many. I think
• 1:45:32
  it's ten ten episodes for you guys. Yeah, we're doing it like South
• 1:45:35
  Park but just a little bit more. But yeah, ten episodes. Make
• 1:45:39
  sure you tune in June tenth. We're gonna let you guys know a schedule.
• 1:45:42
  We're gonna go over the stuff. Uh, and it's getting I've been
• 1:45:44
  posting priviews every single day of the stuff that we ate just to keep you
• 1:45:47
  guys posted, So please reposted show the algorithms some love. Honestly, we're
• 1:45:51
  gonna get ready for next season, so now's the time where I really would
• 1:45:55
  say, please buy some merch because, you know what I'm saying, It
• 1:45:58
  helps us fucking make this shit happ in. It helps using keeping emotion,
• 1:46:00
  get good guests and all this shit, and especially for the pilot. I
• 1:46:04
  want to make sure that we have everything we need. But that shit,
• 1:46:06
  even if it meets pain, like going to certain restaurants, we gotta pay
• 1:46:10
  it for the experience or whatever it is. Yeah, the merch merch cells
• 1:46:14
  would help, you know what I'm saying, just because like we're trying to
• 1:46:15
  make this fucking pilot the ship and hopefully make taking onto the big screen after
• 1:46:19
  that, so that doesn't happen without your help. And did you get your
• 1:46:25
  new pins right from Han? No, not yet hit him up today,
• 1:46:28
  but he sent me an update. So good, I got my new pins.
• 1:46:31
  Everybody, make sure you guys get them. You guys are sleeping on
• 1:46:33
  them, or maybe I just didn't advertise him enough. Make sure you guys
• 1:46:36
  get the Magical Burger pin, which is the Mickey Mouse ears Burger. There's
• 1:46:42
  a retro version and there's a regular one. There's four pins available right now,
• 1:46:45
  the O G one is sold out. I will be bringing it out,
• 1:46:47
  but let's sell these out first. That guarantee you with some gifts because
• 1:46:50
  I did get some gifts from I did get a big bag from the un
• 1:46:54
  boys, so do not fucking sleep. It is a beautiful bag. Go
• 1:46:57
  batch the story. If you want to find out more about the secret menu,
• 1:47:00
  hit me up on hit me up on Patreon first, and then I
• 1:47:01
  will be letting you know what the fuck's up after that. So go to
• 1:47:05
  flavors bodies on dot com, High Hungry dot shop June tenth, Save the
• 1:47:09
  day see for all the behind the scenes and all the other stuff. Go
• 1:47:12
  to the Patreon and also follow High and Hungry TV for all the behind the
• 1:47:15
  scenes on High and Hungry. Um, I don't think I forget something.
• 1:47:19
  Ray shout outs. Shout out to everybody who tuned in via Twitch and via
• 1:47:26
  YouTube, Slash, Patreon, Follow me on Morning Shot Films, IG and
• 1:47:30
  YouTube. Check out my website Morning Shop Films dot co. Got merge.
• 1:47:35
  I update my podcast weekly and as High Hungry is gonna come into fruition this
• 1:47:43
  season, I will be posting some stuff. They're related to that, So
• 1:47:45
  just be on the lookout, Xavier on your site. Yeah hell yeah yeah,
• 1:47:50
  I got a section. Send me some videos too, so I can
• 1:47:53
  just like repost them too. Yes, yeah, because I will. Yeah.
• 1:47:56
  Um oh wait, hold on up before before before you go, I'm
• 1:47:59
  gonna a couple of things. And the fowl they're saying, uh ghost hunting
• 1:48:03
  would video would be the ship. I mean, I'm down. I just
• 1:48:06
  gotta bring a fucking shopman with me. You guys heard it here because I'm
• 1:48:12
  down. Um, gotta appreciate the ogs word. With increasing the Patreon tier,
• 1:48:16
  help, yeah shit, you guys want to increase the Patreon tier help,
• 1:48:19
  That should help out. I just know the mystery boxes they're only twenty.
• 1:48:23
  I mean those are secret man telling you to add a ten dollar one.
• 1:48:26
  I think it's what he said. Now, let's keep it affordable for
• 1:48:28
  any I know that's what I think he said. It's saying to up.
• 1:48:30
  Some people can update the cells though, some people can just up it themselves.
• 1:48:33
  Appreciate that seen or something. You guys make it ten dollars um and
• 1:48:38
  all right, Xavier, shut up? If that light bunt subscribe, We'll
• 1:48:41
  see you, guys, Thursday, we might have a guest for you guys
• 1:48:44
  these I'm working on it, but it's a little surprising. So hit that
• 1:48:47
  light, bunt subscribe. What are you laughing at right? Somebody a message?
• 1:48:53
  Guy retracted, So why I can't say it? Somebody said, hold
• 1:49:00
  on a big oh, dude, down, Exavier, you're you definitely are
• 1:49:10
  that girl is gonna think about a lot of shit on the third month.
• 1:49:12
  That's fine. It's fun times to me. Come on this review figure ray,
• 1:49:17
  Come on ray. How about you doing in your toe? That's dirty,
• 1:49:20
  bro, Well we'll do it in take your fucking camera. You do
• 1:49:24
  it if you want. You can't trust nobody because because if you're by yourself,
• 1:49:29
  it looks like you're picking up if I'm with three other fours. That
• 1:49:31
  was way more sketchy. That was like, that's not all that sounds sketchy.
• 1:49:36
  It's fun. Okay, never mind, we're not doing We're not doing
• 1:49:40
  figure dude. Sorry, dog, Exavier, Your ideas seem to have the
• 1:49:45
  potential to like ruin the podcast. How about you come up with good ideas,
• 1:49:47
  like stuff that's wholesome. Man. Somebody donates a substantial amount and you
• 1:49:51
  know, I'm pretty sure Xavier would consider it. I started with fishing.
• 1:49:56
  How wholesome is that? You're like, nobody's supposed to it? All right,
• 1:50:00
  then we'll put that in the category. But because it's your fucking idea,
• 1:50:03
  you gotta make sure it's happening. Just the same way that I made
• 1:50:06
  sure everybody everybody was good to go to Disneyland and all this shit. I
• 1:50:10
  made sure I had the camera charge. It's gonna come out of you because
• 1:50:14
  it's your idea, just how you need to just how you need to fucking
• 1:50:19
  finish the Flashlight thing. I expect that by Friday. I'm gonna let you
• 1:50:23
  know. I don't let you know right now, Don Friday posted by Friday.
• 1:50:28
  Now I need that review or something. It's not even that hard,
• 1:50:30
  bro, it really is not that hard. And the ADC Day one that
• 1:50:33
  should be posted tonight. If it's done, it should be posted tonight.
• 1:50:39
  I think I'm just gonna review the Flashlight and save it for because I want
• 1:50:43
  the whole three days on it. Do they different videos? Broad creates tractions?
• 1:50:46
  So I need that ADC video today, that first one, bro.
• 1:50:50
  Please, you said it's done. You said it's done. We need to
• 1:50:53
  see the Patreon please. Yeah it's done. Yeah all right, so don't
• 1:50:58
  fu. Yeah bro, I thought it was done. Don't get mad.
• 1:51:00
  It's done, but I wanted the whole three day experienced. Those are three
• 1:51:04
  videos that makes you seem like you work harder, bro, So go ahead
• 1:51:09
  and and give us that day one and work on the review, bro,
• 1:51:12
  and we'll see you tomorrow. Hopefully you did the review, then peace out.