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I Like to Smoke Pot & Gamble! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: I like to smoke pot and gamble on porn, want
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  Speaker 1: to go out. It's one more thing. End of podcast.
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  Speaker 1: This is what we were going to do the other
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  Speaker 1: day and we what topic did we get off on? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the woman with tu vaginas?
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  Speaker 2: That was it. We went with classier fare.
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  Speaker 1: That was quite a choice. And again one of the
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  Speaker 1: questions was is it like bunk beds one above one
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  Speaker 1: or below or is it like headlights? And it turns
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  Speaker 1: out it's like headlights, and I pictured bunk beds for
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  Speaker 1: some reason, so did I. Anyway, let's not get distracted
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  Speaker 1: by this again. This survey is the most attractive hobby
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  Speaker 1: a man can have, according to women. So I guess
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  Speaker 1: this has got to do with dating apps and things
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  Speaker 1: that you list that you like to do, and then
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  Speaker 1: there must have been some sort of things you're into,
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  Speaker 1: because nobody would put some of these on a dating app.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, it's got the most important to the most
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  Speaker 1: most liked, the least like like. The number one most
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  Speaker 1: attractive hobby to women according to this was reading. It
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  Speaker 1: ninety eight point two percent of women checked yes for
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  Speaker 1: reading as a positive.
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  Speaker 2: I could see that as a positive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how would it be a negative. So even if
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  Speaker 1: you're not into it, or even if you don't care
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  Speaker 1: what he reads or whatever, it's just it's got to
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  Speaker 1: be a good sign that he reads. Right.
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  Speaker 2: My husband loves to read.
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  Speaker 3: On the other hand, it has to be a book
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  Speaker 3: that has my undivided attention from cover to cover, or
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  Speaker 3: else it'll lose me.
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  Speaker 1: My kids mock me all the time because I tell
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  Speaker 1: him attle time, like, if I could do anything today,
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  Speaker 1: I'd spend the entire afternoon reading like you're the weirdest
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  Speaker 1: person in the World's cool. But number two on that
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  Speaker 1: was Noah, foreign language, I don't know. That doesn't impress me.
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  Speaker 1: It used to until I realized your brain is either
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  Speaker 1: built to pick up a foreign language or it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's got nothing to do with anything else. And if
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  Speaker 1: you can, good for you. I can't. I can try
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  Speaker 1: as hard as I want the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to pick up a foreign language.
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  Speaker 3: I took three years of Spanish, and I know, na
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many people I know who have
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  Speaker 1: said that in my life, three to five years of
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  Speaker 1: Spanish and they can say the same number of things
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  Speaker 1: I can say having taken no Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can barely ask where the bathroom is in
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  Speaker 3: like four out of five times, I'll say the library.
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  Speaker 1: On accident, Say then you're urinating in the library. Nobody's
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  Speaker 1: happy with that, you know. Number three playing an instrument.
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  Speaker 1: I have found personally my personal experience in terms of
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  Speaker 1: oppressing women, that seems to rank fairly high. Tis hot,
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  Speaker 1: but it always seems to work. Cooking, gotta keep your
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  Speaker 1: mouth shut on that one. I cannot cook that, Jack,
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hang on, we were gonna have we had this
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  Speaker 3: personal conversation via text.
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  Speaker 2: Have you looked into the crockpot at all?
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  Speaker 1: I've got to I believe you. I believe it one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent that I could up my game instantly by
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  Speaker 1: buying a crockpot. And they're like twenty.
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  Speaker 3: Bucks, and and the kids would be like, Dad, you
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  Speaker 3: made this walk around all, you know, in your your
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  Speaker 3: denim outfit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at me.
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  Speaker 1: Go Yeah, Katie's right to crockpot is awesome. It is.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to do that today. Yeah, and leave myself
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  Speaker 1: a note get the crockpot, because I mean, there's something
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  Speaker 1: it makes my life easier. It's healthier, yep, delicious, cheaper.
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  Speaker 3: You get home, you have the ingredients, throw it in there,
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  Speaker 3: turn it on, and you can leave the house, go
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  Speaker 3: about your day.
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  Speaker 2: Dinner time, everything's ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: Just lay around the house and my denim outfit in
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  Speaker 1: my Sydney Sweeney pose, waiting for the food door.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, reading your Taylor Swift book. It's all good.
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  Speaker 1: Uh then uh? Woodworking, painting, writing, gardening, swimming, photography round
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  Speaker 1: out the top ten. Astronomy is eleventh. I gotta say,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't do dating apps.
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  Speaker 1: But if I did dating apps, if I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I put my hobby was astronomy, it wouldn't draw a
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  Speaker 1: lot of chicks.
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  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't look at that and go,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the bottom of the list. The least
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  Speaker 1: attractive hobby to women that men have is manosphere. So
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  Speaker 1: that's dudes who like super duty stuff like Joe Rogan
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  Speaker 1: podcast or the Tape Brothers podcast, or probably watching UFC,
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  Speaker 1: just like super over the top man stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I'm laughing because you just described true well, no.
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  Speaker 1: That there's nothing wrong with this. I wouldn't say there's
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  Speaker 1: anything wrong with those things. It's just as an attractive quality.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know what, It's funny because I never
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  Speaker 3: thought of it even as a quality.
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  Speaker 2: It's just something that hes he enjoys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, he lives in the man fear. Second least
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  Speaker 1: attractive hobby to women. Gambling. Oh, I gamble a lot ton,
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  Speaker 1: I risk, I work hard, but I spend it on
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  Speaker 1: at the casino.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey baby, let's hit the slots.
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  Speaker 1: But gambling gets less approval than porn. And I'm surprised
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  Speaker 1: by that only eleven percent of women found that attractive
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  Speaker 1: in a man. You're a weird chick. I like a
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  Speaker 1: guy who watches lots.
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  Speaker 3: Of porn, unless you're kind of a freak like him
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  Speaker 3: and like to watch it together.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess what's your sense of how many women
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  Speaker 1: watch porn? I've always assumed nobody.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Out of all of the women I know, not one
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  Speaker 3: of them have ever mentioned, hey, I saw this moon
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  Speaker 3: of this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I've never noticed that either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Arguing online the fourth least attractive hobby for men. It's
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  Speaker 1: your hobby, arguing. I love to go online and just
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  Speaker 1: argue with idiots.
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  Speaker 2: By that's a rough existence.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what this one is Funko.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, those pop figures that the little the Funko
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  Speaker 3: pops you get it.
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  Speaker 1: It was like if I wear too many clothes on
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  Speaker 1: a hot day and I'm outside all day long, I
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  Speaker 1: got a bit of a funk o going.
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  Speaker 2: Now, the Funko they're they're kind of the popular.
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  Speaker 3: They like a big head and they come in characters
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  Speaker 3: from all TV shows, all bands hearing on.
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  Speaker 1: Actually it's like a bibblehead. Yeah, is it different than
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  Speaker 1: a bobblehead?
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  Speaker 2: Sort of?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what a funko is? Michael, no clue,
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  Speaker 1: never heard of him. Apparently they're popular. Katy is going
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  Speaker 1: to get one to show to me.
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  Speaker 3: This is like a rand and stimpy one. But they
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  Speaker 3: come in these little pop boxes and you see them.
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  Speaker 3: They're at like toy shops and right, but they're like
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  Speaker 3: a big bobblehead toy and you can get them custom
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  Speaker 3: made and people that collect these collect these into like
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  Speaker 3: the thousands, and it's bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, emphasis on the word toy. Yeah, big a dude's
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  Speaker 1: got a toy collection. Maybe watch out for that. Smoking
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  Speaker 1: pot doesn't pull very well, although it's at sixteen percent
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  Speaker 1: as opposed to porn, which is ten cigars doesn't pull
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  Speaker 1: very well.
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  Speaker 2: The smell, I know, gets to a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: Chicks don't like to smell of cigars. You don't see
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  Speaker 1: many women smoking cigar. When I was in Key West,
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  Speaker 1: I bought a really good cigar because they got the
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  Speaker 1: Cuban cigars there. I bought a really good cigar and
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  Speaker 1: I was walking down to Vall Street in Key West
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  Speaker 1: at night. Now, I was about as happy as I've
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  Speaker 1: been in a long time. But I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: get mouth cancer and have my tongue removed.
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  Speaker 3: So you just chew on it because I know some
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  Speaker 3: people that cho want you smoke it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, chew on my friend.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's not. My friend's one of my parents' friends.
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  Speaker 3: But he just sits there at naws on one after
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  Speaker 3: that dinner. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then rounding out the top ten, clubbing, Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: here's a woman and you run into a guy who
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  Speaker 1: is likes clubbing. He's gay. You're wasting your time.
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  Speaker 2: He's gay or where he's twenty one, right.
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  Speaker 1: And he's only going to the club to meet girls.
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  Speaker 1: He's not because he.
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  Speaker 2: Likes the club BINGO.
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  Speaker 1: You have a no women allowed here night and the
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  Speaker 1: club is going to be empty. There's not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: any guys there.
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  Speaker 2: That's called a gay club.
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  Speaker 1: God, I used to My least favorite thing is when
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  Speaker 1: I was a young man, gladys. I like I like drinking.
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  Speaker 1: I like being at the pool hall. Be me and
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  Speaker 1: the dudes. We're playing pool, we're drinking beer, there's sports
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  Speaker 1: on the TV. We're having a shuffle board. We're having
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  Speaker 1: the time of our lives. You'd say, let's go over
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  Speaker 1: to the whatever the club is nearby, and town like,
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  Speaker 1: why it doesn't get any better than this, Well, there
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  Speaker 1: are any girls here, we're gonna go over there. What
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  Speaker 1: happens every single time we go over there. We stand
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  Speaker 1: around by ourselves, and then we go out to a
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  Speaker 1: restaurant and eating home and go to bed. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like we ever end up with any girls. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: stay here. But I always lost that argument.
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  Speaker 3: I never understood that. I went to one club in
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  Speaker 3: San Francisco. What that Oh, it was called supper club,
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  Speaker 3: that was what it was called. And I I just
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  Speaker 3: remember it was around my twenty third birthday and we
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  Speaker 3: went and all the girls were all dulled up. I
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  Speaker 3: was wearing heels that made my feet bleed.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty minutes into the night like an idiot.
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  Speaker 3: But they have a black room and a white room,
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  Speaker 3: so all the furnitures black in one room and all
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  Speaker 3: the furnitures this pristine white in.
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  Speaker 2: The other room. But the white room was just filled
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  Speaker 2: with couches and these drunk morals were just laying on them.
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  Speaker 3: With their drinks, and two people are making out over here,
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  Speaker 3: and my friends.
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  Speaker 2: Like, let's go grab a couch, and I'm like, do
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  Speaker 2: you see what's happening on these couches?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, it was just gross.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, the guys didn't I mean, they were not
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  Speaker 3: there for anything other than to find the drunk girl
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  Speaker 3: to go grind.
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  Speaker 1: Sure. Sure ugh. For some reason, that reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: one time I was sitting in an outside bar in
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  Speaker 1: the college town I live in at night and there
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  Speaker 1: was a group of guys that came down the street
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  Speaker 1: chanting and I couldn't hear what they were saying until
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  Speaker 1: they got close, and they were like, what are we
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  Speaker 1: looking for? A girl with low self esteem? Where do
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  Speaker 1: we want her?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Thought, huh, that's what they're looking for. And the woman
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  Speaker 1: I was with at the times said to me, and
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  Speaker 1: they will find one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at least they were honest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I don't know. Maybe that's helps her
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  Speaker 1: self esteem, So who am I to judge? So and
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  Speaker 1: then rounding up the ten only it's not as low
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  Speaker 1: as I thought it would be. Twenty four percent of
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  Speaker 1: women find it attractive men that are really into makeup?
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  Speaker 2: Okay again, Okay again, he's gay. What do you mean
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  Speaker 2: into makeup?
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what that means either. So if
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  Speaker 1: you're a dude and you're gonna list your hobbies to
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  Speaker 1: a woman, if she asked, what are you into? If
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  Speaker 1: you say I like to gamble on porn in the
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  Speaker 1: manisphere with my Funko at my side, you're not going
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  Speaker 1: to find a woman that way.
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  Speaker 2: There's alone forever.
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  Speaker 1: Say you liked to what was the other list?
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  Speaker 2: So you like to read while taking pictures?
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  Speaker 1: And I like to read in Spanish while I play
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  Speaker 1: my guitar with something on the stove. That's how you
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  Speaker 1: find a girl.
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  Speaker 2: Marry me now.
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  Speaker 1: And put on an eyeliner. Well, I guess that's it.