Latest / The Whitfield Report / TWR Saturday | The Aftermath of Ian
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- 0:07Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative studio in
- 0:11Sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest Joe Whitfield
- 0:19Report with Sam Whitfield. Well, hello everyone and welcome
- 0:34to the return of the Field Report.
- 0:39Welcome, True. Believers a new colors like Moon
- 0:47crickets. I guess that's a new term out
- 0:50there. How you doing out there?
- 0:56Just glad to be back. Hope everyone is doing well.
- 1:02Let me just share the string out there or, you know, one last
- 1:07time, letting the good people know that we are, in fact,
- 1:11officially alive and how I was it.
- 1:15The good folks on over on Odyssey as well.
- 1:19I always forget to mention we do stream.
- 1:23We stream on three places, Twitter, Youtube and odyssey.
- 1:31It's all in the same. It's the same stream.
- 1:34I'm using the melon but those are three occasions that you can
- 1:41tune in from. And then of course, the podcast
- 1:44is on Apple podcast Spotify where you can also watch the
- 1:49video if you'd like to there as well, you know, when everything
- 1:54else. In the description.
- 1:55So anyway, but yes folks I am back.
- 1:59Ian did not kill me or drown you or Ryan wound.
- 2:07Me, you know that much. It took out the show for a week
- 2:12because we had no power, but the internet kept on turning and I
- 2:19was, I guess blissfully unaware of what had happened.
- 2:22But anyway, I hope you're doing well ask about how I have your
- 2:27past few weeks been. It's been okay.
- 2:31Not too bad when playing some games watching some stuff last
- 2:35weekend. I went to a nearby City hung out
- 2:38with a friend. Got a used copy of Halo, 2 and
- 2:43practically Mint. Condition with a nun scratch
- 2:46code for Xbox Live for two months.
- 2:48That's pretty cool. That for 8 bucks, got a
- 2:53Seminole, Diane Ross album, actual vinyl.
- 2:57If you're a fan of certain vaporwave, you'll know what song
- 3:00I'm talking about. I got some cheap manga, some
- 3:04good fucking food, good food. So while you were living in
- 3:09abject, no power hurricane land. I was enjoying sushi.
- 3:16Yeah, you will eat meat. We at we lie.
- 3:19We both are all on on both sides of the spectrum of life.
- 3:23Yeah, I thought you were you were you were eating sushi.
- 3:30While I was taking refuge in a lot of them McDonald's or so
- 3:35just so I could use their just so I can use their Wi-Fi which
- 3:40actually, you know, it is funny because you do after after I
- 3:47even after Hurricane, you know, I moved on or resolved itself or
- 3:53whatever hurricanes do it was interesting because you would
- 3:59think that they would get like the you would think that would,
- 4:02they would get like the school's back up and running.
- 4:05You think they would get the library up and running or even
- 4:10the local coffee shop for that matter.
- 4:12But what do we get? First and foremost, we get the
- 4:16McDonald's back up and running McDonald's and Starbucks.
- 4:22Oh, there it goes. Apparently the touchstones of
- 4:25American society. Yep.
- 4:27That's what I was going to say. Nothing more American than those
- 4:31two. Well, I mean, if the last thing
- 4:33to close down as Waffle House in the first thing to open up
- 4:36should be McDonald's at Starbucks.
- 4:38To be fair. Yeah, that is bad actually is
- 4:43pretty fair. So but anyway, Sarawat.
- 4:52And then and then, you know, the, I guess not really even the
- 4:58steroid, but just the coverage of the hurricane is amusing
- 5:03because In what, you know, you have a news outlets that make it
- 5:09like CNN. And even The Weather Channel,
- 5:12then they can look like, you know, the whole Florida.
- 5:17Is underwater and that it's a pot and it's an apocalyptic
- 5:21Wasteland here now to see if they're make it seem like that.
- 5:26Yeah, I mean to be fair that that's Miami On Any Given
- 5:32weekend. Just you know because of all the
- 5:35ethnic you never tensions and what not but you know that there
- 5:41is nothing so you know to be real like yes the hurricane was
- 5:46yours and there is some serious damage in.
- 5:50Like you never said, fries only like Orlando, got for it, hit
- 5:55pretty hard that so did Punta Gorda.
- 6:01I think oh yeah there was ever a couple areas that were hit
- 6:09really hard. So I mean the hurricane
- 6:14definitely did damage, I'm not denying that my area of Sarasota
- 6:17where I'm at. It got damaged and pockets.
- 6:24That's the best way to put it. There are certain areas.
- 6:29Where you would think it would have gotten for the like my
- 6:32neighborhood should have been flooded severe.
- 6:36Like we were, we were kind of expecting that our house.
- 6:39We have flooded at the Vera ways but no, I never got touched
- 6:44think. Why shouldn't they gotten touch?
- 6:47But there was no damage and it was just that the streets were
- 6:52full of I guess mud and what not but your Outhouse Sam.
- 6:58Are you telling me you don't have a toilet room in your home
- 7:01that you you go out to the back wall of the back with a
- 7:04wheelchair and then you got house Not now I'm saying that
- 7:08I'm saying that our house not the Outhouse.
- 7:11I heard out house, I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness.
- 7:14I was like damn, what kind of squalor are you living in?
- 7:17I lived in a cave and it wasn't that bad.
- 7:19No, no, no. Okay, I'm not.
- 7:22I'm not, I'm not that much of that.
- 7:26Much of a Florida man. Damage of a Ford man.
- 7:31I have an outhouse. I didn't have to use one once in
- 7:38Colorado on that was fun but that's another sort.
- 7:46Yeah, that's another story for another time, but you don't want
- 7:53for sure. We won't, we surprised only.
- 7:56We weren't, you know. We want Dad's too bad, I think
- 8:02like a couple people lawns in my area had got flooded, but that
- 8:06was it and it was kind of surprised me cuz we because
- 8:09Sarasota was like, predicted to be right in the eye of the
- 8:12storm. So you know, we were kind of
- 8:15like, we were 9 law thing and then I will say goodbye to the
- 8:20house because it might not be here when we get back, but
- 8:25likely You know the gods smiled on us and we were basically, you
- 8:34know, everything remained untouched.
- 8:36So you were spared by even though you have chosen to defy
- 8:41God and live in an area where natural disasters can remove,
- 8:44everything that you've ever worked for and owned.
- 8:46Well, yeah, that well yeah, there's that but then, the same
- 8:53thing about, you know, our buddy, mr.
- 8:56Vickers. He lives in California where the
- 8:58entire State could, you know, drop off off the cliff because
- 9:04of fault lines. And what not, we're not that
- 9:08lucky, he knows not to be afraid.
- 9:12He knows it. That there was any fucking God
- 9:14in this world. It would already drop Cali.
- 9:16He knows he ain't going nowhere, baby light on fire, from here,
- 9:20to there. You know, I may have a fucking
- 9:23drought here there, but there's never going to fall off Ono,
- 9:26Ono, the day, the day, California falls off.
- 9:30The map is the day. America can finally start to
- 9:32heal. Yeah.
- 9:35What was it was just like you know Josh said with Medicare you
- 9:40know some good Californians are going to have to die but it'll
- 9:44be it'll be worth it in the end in all your born in California
- 9:50and got to stay in California. You could love California even
- 9:53after you leave. I say, there's a California boy
- 9:55myself. I will always love San Diego
- 9:57California, but that whole state needs to just get.
- 10:01No, I know. I have plenty of memories.
- 10:03I have high school memories. I have school memories.
- 10:05I have good friends relationship memories.
- 10:08All this shit. It's okay, we can send it off.
- 10:11Let's just let's move to military bases and just let it
- 10:15happen. That's how I'm starting to feel
- 10:18about like I'm starting to feel like California like rubbed off
- 10:23on Colorado and now Colorado is like slowly but now that's all
- 10:28the California, All The Californians moving to Texas.
- 10:33And that's exactly that's exactly what's happening if it's
- 10:41an infectious parasite coming out of the corpse that was once
- 10:45the Golden State. Yes.
- 10:49And now they can't even own guns properly.
- 10:53Fucking bullshit. I got to pay fucking emission.
- 10:55Taxes is fucking bullshit. Yeah, it's ya.
- 11:00The thing with the thing with Colorado is, I mean, the reason
- 11:07why Californians are so attracted to Colorado is because
- 11:12free weed, man, was, by the way, like, I'm all for that.
- 11:17I'm all for weed, legalization. But It's really expensive in
- 11:25Colorado is just because of the way The Californians are moving
- 11:35their. The same reason.
- 11:36The New Yorkers are moving there.
- 11:37And the same reason, both of those motherfuckers are moving
- 11:40into Texas and other states is because the real estate's
- 11:43fucking low because I have a million dollars for a 2-bedroom
- 11:48house in California or New York. Yeah, she is.
- 11:53That's sad. Well, I mean, it's in like I
- 12:01said, it is sort things are starting to You know, the
- 12:07infestation has happened and, you know, Colorado.
- 12:11That's why I like my, my childhood home that I grew up
- 12:15and where I should say that, I smell like mint, my middle
- 12:19school and high school years and it's like, you know, it's an
- 12:24average like three, four bedroom home.
- 12:27And I mean, it's nice but it's not like, you know, it's not
- 12:31like, it's not like a super like, you know, what's around
- 12:35it. It's like have a it's like 500,
- 12:38you know, Gran. Now it's almost like half a
- 12:41million. So yeah that's where I that's
- 12:47what you know, what? Solid middle-class houses
- 12:51costing in Denver now, so that's terrific but no fucking middle
- 12:57class anymore. It's poverty and not.
- 13:03Yeah, I know that. That's, that's very true.
- 13:06So I don't even know how we got into this topic, but I guess,
- 13:14you know, what did I miss while I was gone because apparently,
- 13:25you don't like news Ivana stuff. If there's anything that you're
- 13:31aware of said something about wanting to crush the vile
- 13:39infectious cancer is trainees of America or something.
- 13:44I want to say, Yeah, which I don't know how I feel.
- 13:49I feel about that because I'm not I'm not a fan of Putin per
- 13:53se, but he's speaking if he's not wrong.
- 14:02Yeah, I mean he's at he's wrong sometimes but I don't know.
- 14:07This is it seems like a fairly moderate rational take for a man
- 14:13who not that long ago said. We're going to take back Ukraine
- 14:16cuz it's ours. That one that will tell you this
- 14:22one. No, this is, I was starting to
- 14:24say, maybe he's starting to go insane and that's what he's
- 14:26doing. I don't know.
- 14:27Is he starting to go insane? This sounds kind of, right?
- 14:29Like, he's on the right track. Well, What was it?
- 14:35You know. could could we, if, if we could prevent World War 3 by
- 14:44just simply a wedding in like, You know.
- 14:53Let's just say Sunset. The trannies in Minecraft would
- 15:01that prevent World War? I Maybe you know what if if
- 15:07that's what it takes. If we have to endure World War 3
- 15:11to do that. Okay, fuck it.
- 15:12Let's do it. All right, we can handle it more
- 15:15World War. It's been long enough.
- 15:16But if that's what up, what I am, what I'm say, I'm taking a
- 15:32step further. What if, what if Putin were to
- 15:35say, listen, just give me all the trannies, in World War 3
- 15:38won't happen, and reverses World War 3 like the whole world at
- 15:45war or just like you know, .1% of the population.
- 15:50Population, you know, like which one, everyone's too far up their
- 15:59fucking own ass to ever be smart enough to say?
- 16:02Let's go ahead and and send off those who probably should be in
- 16:05some sort of institution off to Russia will never will never get
- 16:10that level of all. Right guys, let's just take one
- 16:13for the team. And now everything is going
- 16:16Grange and infested and Wiggle, Worms, and ears.
- 16:21In the eyes of Christ may be good because I think I need
- 16:27security and fucking did a presentation at the UN.
- 16:29I don't know if that's super hard to fucking do, but these
- 16:32these motherfuckers have all kinds of fucking Worms in ears.
- 16:39I got is the Secretary of something.
- 16:42Something in the u.s.a.? Yes, I am in a wig with, with
- 16:51lipstick on and he's ugly, then, dude.
- 16:56Holyshit. Oh my God.
- 16:58Yeah, I know, we'll never, we'll never ever be smart enough to
- 17:04say. I sure do that.
- 17:06I think we're going to have to endure World War 3 in order to
- 17:08achieve some progress. It's such a I mean in in in to
- 17:16be fair like In-N-Out in all seriousness, I don't know.
- 17:21It's not trannys in and of themselves that are the problem
- 17:27with a really. I don't think anyone has a
- 17:29problem with its them constantly.
- 17:32You know, wanting to put the spotlight on themselves in
- 17:37society. Tennis, I don't live in
- 17:40California, New York or Washington, Washington State.
- 17:46I have never Experienced or seen a confirmed one, I think in my
- 17:57life and if they have I wasn't entirely sure.
- 18:00So they're trying, the only ones I've ever had a problem with
- 18:04were all the ones online and I every day I'm starting to wonder
- 18:08how many of these are actually real, right?
- 18:12Yeah. Yeah.
- 18:12If you're trying to be something else, you want to just be that
- 18:18you don't want to call the attention that you are somebody
- 18:22who was formerly. Something else you want to live
- 18:24your life is that if I'm trying to live my life, as you know,
- 18:30that cyberpunk hacker, I'm going to throw on some mirrorshades
- 18:34and a leather jacket and and let bygones be bygones.
- 18:38I'm not going to go around telling people, you know, burn,
- 18:40Corporal, shit and and Blaze way down the rebel path because you
- 18:46already know And I'm just going to do my thing.
- 18:50And you know what? If you don't, if you don't make
- 18:52a bother, if you ain't doing nothing, that's fine.
- 18:54But it's, it's it gets to this fucking point where if you have
- 19:00to have a flag For your gender. You are taking shit.
- 19:06A little too fucking serious. Yeah.
- 19:09If you want and then it's not your nationality, a flag for
- 19:14anything that's not some sort of an organization, officially a
- 19:18state city, anything about any sort of municipality any form of
- 19:22government law order flag. Right now, it's, I mean, the
- 19:31other thing is, like, when the whole there was the whole
- 19:36meaning like 2016 of well we're going to, you know, we're going
- 19:41to have a straight pride parade and people like we're like
- 19:46that's ridiculous and over-the-top.
- 19:48And it's like, yeah, that's kind that's when it starts getting
- 19:53over the top. Well, but also like that was
- 19:57kind of the point though, to like, oh yeah, of course, of
- 20:02course, it's over the top. The whole thing's over the top
- 20:04either which way you tilt it. Yeah.
- 20:07So, Yeah. So yeah I know those those we
- 20:17can go ahead and and and ship off but I don't think we ever
- 20:21will not not well and it is well.
- 20:26And also I can have those people.
- 20:28I don't even think are real people to be honest.
- 20:31Like, Yeah, like you were saying like that, like I had this, I
- 20:38had this Rando on Twitter. I mean, you saw it, it was this
- 20:42rental and whatever, just like rain, which we did something
- 20:45that like, I would like a I look like a seventeen-year-old who
- 20:50like aged up to 50 but like it was a really incredible and salt
- 20:55and he wasn't replying to like anything that I had like, you
- 21:01know, we needed or sad or anything like that.
- 21:04It was just this random person that just like added me to look
- 21:11at his profile and it looks like you just start shit randomly
- 21:14with people. I guess that's how he gets his
- 21:16jollies, but Yeah. Well that's what I'm saying.
- 21:19Like I want I don't I don't even know if it's a real person or if
- 21:23it's just a bought that way or if it's one of those Bots that
- 21:27like you on been talking about that, just like, I mean, it
- 21:32seems like he it seems like this guy I liked tweets out like
- 21:40every sjw Lefty, like catch phrase talking points, you know,
- 21:48it's at the point where like it's almost robotic and he
- 21:52won't, he won't reply to that one.
- 21:55So that meant, that's what makes me think.
- 21:57That maybe this person is bought all those somehow.
- 22:01He's also followed by Barack Obama's official Twitter
- 22:07account. So I don't know what that's
- 22:10about. I mean, it's it's probably safe
- 22:14to assume sixty-five to seventy percent of all Twitter users are
- 22:18not real users. It's probably very safe to
- 22:20assume that If a vendor accountant engagement or
- 22:27anything to go on, you you'd probably safely assume most of
- 22:31the bulshit most of the stupid ass fucking opinions.
- 22:34Most of the retarded takes you ever, he will hear on Twitter,
- 22:37at least to some extent are not coming from humans.
- 22:42We're not that far gone yet. Yeah.
- 22:46Well well, hold on. I want a dressing and chat.
- 22:53I mean, Bellaire Larry their ass shot.
- 22:57You're like what? When I'm back at trannies, I'm
- 23:01not okay. You're like your normal.
- 23:06You're not you're not bothering anyone.
- 23:11If you never, if you never bring it up in topic or conversation
- 23:15or have Flags, or if you're just a person, that's your, you're
- 23:21just trans, and that's okay, that's okay.
- 23:23You know, we're heading towards the future, you can be whatever
- 23:26you want. I don't give a fuck.
- 23:27You can be a God damn dog. If you want, just, you know, let
- 23:31me enjoy my Subway sandwich, please.
- 23:34I just want. Yeah, lunch.
- 23:38And all in all Steely. Yes we are stirring the pot and
- 23:42I'm glad you are here. Mister honey, boy how you make
- 23:49soup Gumbo Ya. Ya, you had you have to be so it
- 23:57sticks to the bottom and get the gun teeth. yeah, well speaking
- 24:04of when it when I was in Georgia because that's when we evacuated
- 24:09to I actually we stopped by a mile, I could sell the
- 24:15restaurant and I had like a really good bowl of gumbo so you
- 24:19know, I have not hide. I'm not at a good fucking both
- 24:24of you are lucky, even though you had to go to Georgia.
- 24:30Well, I mean I mean I mean there are good there are good.
- 24:38There are good like Southern food places here, but like I
- 24:42think one of the rest Ron's the like I usually get Uber Eats
- 24:47from. I think they might have actually
- 24:50gotten flooded, so yeah. Yeah.
- 24:58Like I said it's it's just it's really weird how the how this
- 25:03for came. Like hit some places more severe
- 25:06than others and it was it was it was kind of like to be honest
- 25:14for hurricane that was named Ian.
- 25:17It kind of acted like a woman hurricane because it attacked
- 25:22certain places but not all of them. so, in terms of Ian's, you
- 25:31probably say it's close to a idubbbz kind of Hurricane.
- 25:36Then sure. Yeah.
- 25:39It's picking shirt with a Voice voting Sam that the Sam Hyde
- 25:43down because the same high time would cause problems.
- 25:48Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 25:48It is. It avoided avoided Sarasota?
- 25:53Because it knew that we were going to put up with that shit
- 25:57but it said it decided to dunk on.
- 26:01Here's the funny thing or when do the new thing they were going
- 26:06to get hit and they got dunked on right?
- 26:10And I mean I feel I feel bad but like that's the only thing is, I
- 26:20am all for people, you know, fighting storms with, you know,
- 26:28the American flag. I'm all for Florida, man, doing
- 26:32that. However, what I'm not for is
- 26:36people doing that and falling it, and then crying in the
- 26:42aftermath that Governor DeSantis isn't doing enough to help.
- 26:48Telpa's and I know they said we should be evacuated beforehand,
- 26:54but I decided not to do that but now I'm going to complain that
- 26:59I'm stranded here. Because I decided not to
- 27:04evacuate when I got the chance, when I had the chance and look
- 27:09for the elderly light and you known for the disable, I
- 27:12understand that. But if you decide if you're able
- 27:16to Floyd and you decide not to, then don't complain when you
- 27:21know, when you're stranded for a week after the hurricane So
- 27:26that's all I'm going to say on on that so and yeah, don't don't
- 27:32blame don't blame all the government for that.
- 27:36So, you know, y'all just should have had Nathan explosion from
- 27:40Dethklok as your Governor as was shown in the classic Adult Swim
- 27:46series Metalocalypse cuz then y'all just would have fired
- 27:49enough guns at it and it would have gone away.
- 27:51Imperfect. Yeah, right.
- 27:54And then that way, if they complained, they would have
- 27:58just, you know, gotten killed or something by, you know, Dethklok
- 28:02death box, personal guards. Or.
- 28:08If I'm not mistaken. I I don't want to know Merlin
- 28:14too much, right? I did before the hurricane hurt.
- 28:18I remember last, I remember the last week.
- 28:21I was sure we were talking about Metal Gear, Solid 4 and I not
- 28:29play Metal Gear. Solid after last week's screen.
- 28:32I actually bought Metal Gear Solid.
- 28:36The one with the key. I won that game.
- 28:40I play the Metal Gear series before.
- 28:44I don't remember it being that. I don't remember the series
- 28:48being that trippy it like goes from like Military Intelligence.
- 28:55First Person Shooter 2 or you know shooter like Supernatural.
- 29:04Like shit very quickly. Three had some of it because it
- 29:11was a fantasy. Ask James Bond film for had some
- 29:14of it, but they explained it through nanomachines son, and
- 29:18then 5 explains it as parasites though.
- 29:23It does all parasites, bro. It's just not stupid.
- 29:26I just parasites. Okay.
- 29:28Okay, maybe one dude, is actually kind of a psychic but
- 29:31the rest of us has parasites Metal.
- 29:35Gear got weird, basically around Peace Walker.
- 29:37The 1970s really call had to split timeline because of the
- 29:421970s a private military in the Caribbean.
- 29:45Not only invented Mountain Dew. They invented wireless earbuds
- 29:51through the form of Sony Walkman invented, their own name brand.
- 29:58Curry. They invented their own version
- 30:01of Doritos chips, and the 1970s. Private military in the
- 30:05Caribbean created Axe Body Spray and it really did split.
- 30:12We're that serious. I love it.
- 30:14Yeah, I mean I I love Iowa medical fembot and I love her
- 30:23Lieutenant guts but yeah, if you met you Metal Gear Solid man,
- 30:27you're serious is trippy. It's like Fallout but less
- 30:36obvious. Yeah.
- 30:40So that's the best way. I can see it in the right on now
- 30:421960. Some shit happens in Russia.
- 30:45And nothing is the same in terms of timelines.
- 30:50Yeah, well whatever, I bring that up and relations of the
- 30:54hurricane because it seems like at one point.
- 30:57There is a mission, I could be mistaken but it seems like it
- 31:02one point. Your little I like shooting at
- 31:04being who can little I like Freight hurricanes or some shit
- 31:09like that, but I could be confusing games might be
- 31:14confusing games, may be kind of, but he kind of It could happen
- 31:21depending on the game depending on the writer.
- 31:24But also back on the topic of what you missed, North Korea,
- 31:30fires some fucking missiles over Japan.
- 31:32So, you know, that's cool, that's not a lullaby.
- 31:36I did see. I did see that.
- 31:38Yeah, that that's super, that's super encouraging.
- 31:47I did see that bite and was like, well met, maybe maybe man
- 31:54nuclear war isn't off the table completely with Russian.
- 32:02It's like yeah it's like a right.
- 32:05We have this. We have this senior citizen with
- 32:08the, with his hand, on the on the button.
- 32:12Now, that's super encouraging, it's not great.
- 32:20And this is all as gas is going to rise again because they
- 32:24recently announced that they're stopping production of oil by I
- 32:28think like a million barrels a day for a while.
- 32:30So expect that to gas price to go up real soon, if you haven't
- 32:33bought your gas already, and if you notice it going up, keep it
- 32:36topped off cuz it's only going to get worse.
- 32:39Fortunately I think fortunately I think the same as has
- 32:44decreased gassed gas here in Florida but I'm not sure how
- 32:50long that will last or how long it can last.
- 32:53So they're going to give every California resident a thousand
- 33:01dollars cuz that's how you do that.
- 33:06Pacquiao, what happened? My fucking State, dude.
- 33:11Yeah, will end. And how many of them are asked?
- 33:13How many of them are actual Californians, or how, or how
- 33:18many of them are a wedge? Are are allegedly here, even I'm
- 33:23going to get in through bank account.
- 33:27So you have to have some level of registration.
- 33:30Drew County. So I'm hoping it's not that bad
- 33:33but regardless now that's how you combat inflation just give
- 33:36out more fucking money. Hey what?
- 33:41Hey that you know, that's always worked before.
- 33:43Not a problem at all happened that happened I can't think of
- 33:54much else. So the so the day I got internet
- 33:58back, which was Thursday, Ash, Ash tonight and I know he's
- 34:06working in there. I haven't seen her in Japanese.
- 34:08I know you're lurking asshole. she and I watched Tucker
- 34:15Carlson's interview with Kanye, which I don't condone is one of
- 34:26those people when I never knew what to make of him before he
- 34:33want Maga and I, I still don't know really what to make of
- 34:38Kanye West's fucking base. Some of his music, in his later.
- 34:47Catalogs, you can take your gift, but I think amansan,
- 34:49artistical genius. I think you suffering from some
- 34:51sort of mental disorder and he is also privy to a lot of the
- 34:55world's dark fucking secrets, and he can't say it outright.
- 34:57I think the I think you could be a fucking save your people
- 35:02treated him properly warming that something I think.
- 35:07I think he's, I definitely do you think he's based and I mean,
- 35:14a lot of the stuff that I want the stuff he was saying I was
- 35:18like nodding my head. Knowing like saying yep, yep,
- 35:22you're right. You know, you're you're
- 35:24absolutely right about then, you know, about the establishment
- 35:28like wanting to, you know, silence black people down and
- 35:34keep them separated eaten within their own class, which is even
- 35:39with Kanye West on how black people are separated even among
- 35:45the class, which is true absolutely find.
- 35:52And, yeah, they still have a fucking mentality cuz they can't
- 35:57let go of what it already happened and move forward and
- 36:00not in a negative connotation. I understand how it happens but
- 36:04he said that shit and black people about to go fucking clan
- 36:08on his ass practically. Yeah.
- 36:11Instead of giving him a chance to and actually listening and
- 36:14considering their Maybe Wait to his words.
- 36:17If you think about yourself in your position within Society in
- 36:21those around, you philosophically and
- 36:22physiologically but no Kanye like Trump.
- 36:26So Kanye racist. Yeah.
- 36:28But then but then I also got it was interesting.
- 36:31How you did a dress, you know how he even felt kind of
- 36:36slighted by Trump there for you know, for a fact because from
- 36:42kind of was, you know, bozung it how you know, the black
- 36:46population. You know who loves me now?
- 36:49Because of you, you know, calling in that was kind of get
- 36:52that our magnet there for for a while.
- 36:55It is. But I think it's European people
- 37:08think it's oh, we'll get to this in a sack but you're finishing
- 37:15on, today. I mean, people think it's weird
- 37:19that he bought the house next to Kim's.
- 37:21We could be close to his kids. And wasn't as a kid whose
- 37:30parents got divorced. I mean, that would have been
- 37:34awesome. Incredibly thoughtful of a
- 37:38child. I mean my I mean my parents
- 37:41didn't was super far away from each other, but he'll it would
- 37:44it would have been nice if they'd seen you know stayed in
- 37:48the night in the same neighborhood.
- 37:49You know what it was. So, you know, that was, that was
- 37:54super thoughtful of him to do that.
- 37:59So yeah, after after after Florida got After Florida got a
- 38:07rock from Hurricane in. We got we then got rocked by a
- 38:12hurricane Giselle or rather the news, but I guess.
- 38:17Gisele and Tom are breaking up or getting divorced or
- 38:22something, I don't know. I, I mean.
- 38:31Listen to Tom, Brady is a great quarterback.
- 38:42Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. You you didn't, you didn't hear
- 38:48about this. No, I did not hear about this.
- 38:51Okay. So apparently, I guess Tom
- 38:59Brady's wife Gisele who's like a supermodel of something?
- 39:03She filed for divorce because I guess she's angry because Tom
- 39:11said he was going to retire at the end of last NFL season and
- 39:17then at the last minute he decided not to, and he renewed
- 39:21his contract and so he's playing again.
- 39:25Apparently, this has led to her filing for a divorce.
- 39:32My thinking is there has to be a lot more.
- 39:37You know, to her filing for divorce then just this, I don't
- 39:45like hair out. Like you know so many marriages
- 39:48and will not. But for some reason the entire
- 39:52internet is talking about it. So I guess I'll just say You
- 39:59know I'm I'm glad we still have Brady as a Buccaneers fan so
- 40:05it's our Giselle but you know your loss Florida's game I
- 40:12guess. Absolutely 100% like it's going
- 40:17to be the same thing. You're going to pay me how much
- 40:19to keep playing. OK, Google you should.
- 40:23You should you should retire? I'm sorry.
- 40:25I've been looking at the check and tell me I should retire.
- 40:28And then what's going to happen again?
- 40:29It is, you need to retire, okay? How much they're going to pay me
- 40:33to play well about this, okay? I will be this much, the coach
- 40:37made me that much to coach. Yes, okay, I'm not quitting.
- 40:40Why would anybody who gets offered the kind of money that
- 40:44they would get offered in this position?
- 40:45Why fucking walk away from the horse as well?
- 40:50He's been threatened. She's been playing for 20 years
- 40:53who's the oldest quarterback in the league.
- 40:56He's 45 years old, he should just retire but well, and that
- 41:09is pretty much what time's like went.
- 41:11So I went on an ounce of you because Tom at the end of the
- 41:14season, just to give you some background, you said he was
- 41:17going to retire and then at the last minute you decided, no, I'm
- 41:22not going to retire. And when he was asked why he
- 41:27gave the answer of, I'm not, I'm not ready for you tonight,
- 41:30because I just, I still love playing the game.
- 41:32I'm still in good shape. And I don't know what I would
- 41:36do, if I were, if I were, that's the thing.
- 41:39He's got, he's got a very limited amount of wear and tear
- 41:44and time left in his body. And on this Earth to keep doing
- 41:49the thing that God has given him the ultimate talent to do.
- 41:53Well, I mean, I I, I would not blame him.
- 41:56Well, I mean, the other country, I mean, the other thing is he is
- 42:00the oldest quarterback in the league and he is in better shape
- 42:04than a lot of other football players, especially his age.
- 42:08But the other thing is, I'm like if you're in good shape enough
- 42:14to do something that you enjoy doing and you can still do it.
- 42:17Why not that? That's what I feel like it
- 42:21you're going to run out. You were going to be able to not
- 42:24do it regardless because time time comes for.
- 42:27All right. So fuck it may as well as he
- 42:34doesn't do things like yeah, yeah, you're right working, he's
- 42:39playing football. But that but then he went but
- 42:42then but then it would be bored as fuck.
- 42:44Like he just he doesn't seem like the type of guy would be.
- 42:47Hope you happy and you know stuff like staying home and
- 42:51sitting on the couch and his life is going to be his life and
- 42:56the second, he's not going to be able to play.
- 42:58It's going to hit him hard. I don't blame you.
- 43:01One bit for one. Squeeze out as much as you can
- 43:03and the fucking for the all you made too much fucking money
- 43:06thing. It's like, he's not doing this
- 43:08for work. You're not doing it because he
- 43:09has do, because he has to have more money for this.
- 43:12I got you doing this in the same reason.
- 43:14He's making a choice. He's doing it cuz he likes to
- 43:17play fucking football. Yeah.
- 43:19God bless you for it. You that dude, that's going to
- 43:24keep buying that every year, no matter how bulshit.
- 43:27Yeah, makes it sound like the game?
- 43:30Well, it's funny that you say that because he actually did
- 43:36shit on Madden. A little, a little bit, which
- 43:39is, which is funny. And I don't blame them.
- 43:42He said something to the effect of, I wish they would at least
- 43:47get my likeness right to which I would say.
- 43:50I feel you Tom, but to be fair they haven't gotten anyone
- 43:55Blackness right in that game except except maybe John
- 44:01Madden's. And even that's questionable
- 44:04question role at the scene before they work on that.
- 44:08They need to, you know, make the fucking game.
- 44:10But that's just me. That's that's just my opinion.
- 44:14I'm not a sports. Oh yeah, I'd like that the other
- 44:18day with about it and let me know before 2 me at O'Leary's.
- 44:22But like, every other game has, you know, DLC, right?
- 44:27That comes out over the years. Madden is the one game that gets
- 44:31like a complete release every single year, but it's the same
- 44:36gas, so I don't even get. Punch it.
- 44:43Like cheat codes. Like, where is where is my
- 44:46Madden? 2022, cheat code to turn all the
- 44:50players on the field into a 3D version of John Madden.
- 44:54I just fat, John Madden in a suit, that's what I want.
- 44:58Where is big head mode? Where is the fun?
- 45:01And it's gone. Yeah, we'll go.
- 45:05Games are made for people that like to have fun, those games
- 45:07are made for people who like football, well, hell, I wouldn't
- 45:12even say it's made for the people that like football
- 45:15anymore, they're there their Mechanics for game player
- 45:19terrible. Yeah, I played a friend's a
- 45:24couple years ago to 34 years ago and it was like you can play in
- 45:28the simulation motor arcade mode and I'm like, okay, well, let me
- 45:31try simulation. Okay, this makes sense.
- 45:32Yeah, we kind of rarely score, you got to really work for it
- 45:35arcade mode. I'm just now, I'm just free
- 45:37running across the field non-stop almost every fucking
- 45:40play in Waco. This is Not balanced at.
- 45:43All right. Well, like I will say the last
- 45:47time play Madden and I enjoyed it was Madden, 2013 Ways by
- 45:54which was way back on, like, the PS3 and there would like, and
- 46:00there was, like, any arcade mode or simulation mode.
- 46:03There was somebody like exhibition mode and then season
- 46:07mode and basically, all you did was like, okay.
- 46:12Here's the controls here, here's how you make plays.
- 46:15You can like, you can cause my eyes, like, the time limits of,
- 46:20you know, how many likes of how long is each quarter was, but
- 46:23other than that, like, they didn't, like, have all these
- 46:25different modes, and what not, like, it was a straight towards
- 46:28football simulator, which is all I want.
- 46:32That's what the hell I want. I don't need like, I don't need
- 46:37to play through like all these different like simulators and
- 46:41whatnot. It gets weird, it's not even
- 46:44mention, are you looking for fun?
- 46:49But even with the fun mode, if not, it's still in that
- 46:54simulation appeal, like my favorite football game, the only
- 46:57football games are really ever liked in my life or the NFL
- 47:00Street games. They were arkady football games,
- 47:03but they weren't so unbalanced. They had a just enough little
- 47:10bit of realism that you had to use tactics but they were you
- 47:13were running up off of walls and like spintire games though are
- 47:24more realistic as to how you play football than the current
- 47:28Madden games. Aztec.
- 47:37But I mean, I mean ESPN used to have like a game franchise and
- 47:43like they had like a, they had a game, they had like a, they
- 47:49actually had like an NFL game that was like, back in, like
- 47:532002 and they were doing things like actual.
- 47:56Like halftime shows and halftime reports.
- 48:00You could like plan like a whole roster and like, whole season.
- 48:04You could, like, I feel like manager team, they were doing
- 48:07all this shit back in 2002, that was like implemented really
- 48:12well. And that was, you know, that was
- 48:15like 20 years ago Madden on like slash next-gen stuff.
- 48:23Can't figure out. How, how did you think about is
- 48:27whether they can't think of it? They don't need to what other
- 48:30franchises going to touch him back then.
- 48:33Yeah, man was king, would you have all kinds of people?
- 48:36Like you said to ESPN, everybody was trying their own sports
- 48:39games at the, get a piece of that fucking pie.
- 48:42Now, it's just fucking mad and now it's just NBA2K.
- 48:48It now it's it's MLB the show and only on PlayStation Yeah,
- 48:55which is fine. I think they don't even keep
- 48:57that series updated. I don't know if there any
- 49:00current baseball games that come out there.
- 49:03There there isn't there there used the Realty and I'll be
- 49:09there. Just be like MLB slugfest back
- 49:13in the PS2 era, but that was also on the three.
- 49:16That was also on the Xbox in the Game Cube back in the day after
- 49:20as well. I think the only people keeping
- 49:24up the general Sports genre is Mario.
- 49:29You have a soccer game, I can think of out.
- 49:32Besides FIFA is Mario Strikers. Yeah, but I mean FIFA, I've
- 49:39never played it. But from what I'm told like FIFA
- 49:42is always pretty accurate though.
- 49:45I do I hear it's microtransactions garbage.
- 49:47Same shit for NFL lineman, basically, apparently all modern
- 49:54serious and clean versions of sports games are just
- 49:57microtransactions us. Yeah, I heard the same eye of
- 50:02the same thing with the new UFC game.
- 50:04So, It says it's not, it's worth man.
- 50:12I guess they are. I mean, it's a tough time to be
- 50:17a sports fan and in general with them, wanting to play the size.
- 50:21Everything time to be a video game, fancy the exact same
- 50:26reason. Yeah.
- 50:31You're not wrong. Speaking of that thou, shall we?
- 50:36Shall we get into gaming news? And I saw an apex and a medium
- 50:45or something is all going. Well, just go ahead and release
- 50:55event showing a switch emulator on their Cleveland steam deck.
- 50:59Way, do they have a Cleveland version of the same deck?
- 51:02All dude, I want that one like it's just a seam.
- 51:05Dab on the back printed across that says, at least we're not
- 51:08Detroit, that'd be a good fucking seen that dude.
- 51:12That'd be a good fucking seemed good and I got you by that.
- 51:21I would buy the time is the Cleveland Scene Decker.
- 51:25The Cleveland Browns theme deck either of those, yeah, that
- 51:31doesn't. That doesn't surprise me that
- 51:33they might have released a video showing.
- 51:35I'm sure it's not an official capacity like demonstration.
- 51:38It's probably meant to be something for investors, but it
- 51:40doesn't surprise me if I remember, right.
- 51:43Switch emulator is actually very well optimized and can run on a
- 51:46good medium of stuff. Considering that the
- 51:49Whatchamacallit TV specs of the switcher are fairly low.
- 51:54I mean, if you're going to have a switch like device, it should
- 51:59probably run switch like games, even through emulator.
- 52:02Other granted, I haven't checked switch emulation to a good hot
- 52:08minute but that's that is an upper decker product.
- 52:12Oh my God. That's what I say whenever I
- 52:16have to go to the bathroom. I I I tell him, I got to go take
- 52:19the the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl.
- 52:22Well, we at we have we have I not sure how many of them tuna
- 52:32does the what into the livestream?
- 52:34I know we have some I know we have some podcast listeners from
- 52:38Ohio who will be like I used to like yeah, but now he's sucks.
- 52:44It doesn't show on my way. Yeah, hell yeah.
- 52:55And I have no, I have no hatred for for, for the Cleveland
- 52:59Browns whatsoever to the Ohio podcast listeners.
- 53:09You know, you, you, you you might be upset for dunking on
- 53:15the ground, but just like, but just like watching the Cleveland
- 53:20Browns, you'll be back to what you'll be back to listen next
- 53:23week. And, you know, you will, you
- 53:26know, your test came back just like, you can't stay mad at the
- 53:31brown. No matter how, how many times
- 53:34they let you down? So, You know, and I was
- 53:43Dependable unlike unlike the Browns my word.
- 53:49So let's just let's just send all hates to Sam's way here over
- 53:56at at fam W underscore, Angie see when we're going to be
- 54:01throwing the Cleveland hate going around here, although I
- 54:08know I will I will say just to counterbalance props props to
- 54:13the Browns for keeping their name, unlike the Washington
- 54:18football, upsets me, so fucking much, that hurts that changes,
- 54:28my childhood, that changes my upbringing, that changes the
- 54:32world. I grew up in you're not allowed
- 54:35to change my fucking pass. Because the new name and the new
- 54:39logo look fucking stupid and sound fucking stupid.
- 54:44Even even though, even though even the supposed Native
- 54:49Americans that they, you know, the thing, the thing that they
- 54:54made the name change in order, not to offend, we're actually
- 54:57more funny but they changed it. So yeah, way to offend anybody
- 55:03and everybody way to piss off the group that you were trying
- 55:08to, you know, like 82 even more in reality but you know, they
- 55:15don't want to talk about that, not offend everyone.
- 55:20Otherwise you'll just end up offending everyone.
- 55:24Yeah. Where do by all means?
- 55:27Keep it formal jokes ruin people.
- 55:32Is the only other thing that will be rolling his wheelchair,
- 55:35by the way. What did you say?
- 55:44He was replying to he wouldn't, he was, he was replying to spam
- 55:49rando's tweet which I don't know what he's doing getting here.
- 55:57Faget, if you're the fucking show, dude.
- 56:02What the fuck? Okay, okay, yeah, no, no, no.
- 56:07I see, I see now. I see it right there.
- 56:09Got to respond to that fucking check mark we got a fucking
- 56:12show. Going on got to respond to that
- 56:14Twitter. Check mark.
- 56:15But yeah, he's got into the Twitter I guess High School
- 56:25football, players throwing Something that I hope it's
- 56:31always drinking or something like that.
- 56:33I hope that's what it is. And not, Nick Fuentes has.
- 56:40Stan's. Twitter was a fucking mistake
- 56:44microblogging with a fucking mistake.
- 56:48But speaking of mistakes, let's go ahead and roll this into the
- 56:51videogame new, shall we? Yes, okay.
- 56:58Okay, so which decided that it's going to just be evil.
- 57:03Have you heard about this? Well would you define when you
- 57:09say which is going to decide they're going to be evil
- 57:13elaborate more, because they've done this before.
- 57:16If I'm not mistaken, which has announced that they will be
- 57:20reducing top streamers Revenue, share of 7032 50/50, and they
- 57:28signaled that the platform is basically no longer Creator
- 57:32first, and they basically say, they need this extra 20% of the
- 57:38only only top twitch streamers Revenue.
- 57:41They need this because they're, they're twitch and, you know,
- 57:47They just do. So shut up.
- 57:52Okay, so there's a reason but I use big quotations around the
- 57:57word reason. So what you're saying is
- 58:00Twitches like Twitches like a fuck trying to be different than
- 58:07YouTube. We're just going to become
- 58:09YouTube. Basically practically this this
- 58:17will hit the the top earners the most, but it's it's it is the
- 58:25it's it's corporate greed. In the highest order because
- 58:29think about who owns Which and then tell me that they need
- 58:32money. I only God are you.
- 58:35I didn't you can't. Yeah, I mean.
- 58:38Well listen Jeff Jeff Bezos is probably angry that amaranthe,
- 58:45rejected him and it want to go on his yacht or something.
- 58:49So he's like he's like, fuck that twitch.
- 58:53I'm going to I'm going to take half of a revenue now it's going
- 58:58to be 50/50. So we really we really need to
- 59:04just start re implementing the very valid French tactic of
- 59:10standing outside of a large building of the upper class and
- 59:15you know, having some drinks, playing some music, maybe some
- 59:19cheese and wine, having some good time and you know, fucking
- 59:22erecting goddamn. It's it's about that time that
- 59:29we are going outside of these yards and just putting up.
- 59:32Can you team while we waved from French flag?
- 59:34Eating cheese and wine and just staring just staring letting
- 59:38them know that we're there. They can see that Guillotine.
- 59:40The blades arise. Nice and high.
- 59:42We had fucking Johnny over here. Fucking polish stop, nice and
- 59:47shiny flashlights beaming into the yard.
- 59:51We need to bring that back cuz this is ridiculous.
- 59:55I agree, but ridiculous Apex. Hello, how are you, buddy?
- 1:00:03Oh good, lord, the queen said, no.
- 1:00:08It wasn't. That was an English.
- 1:00:09Sorry. LOL, I bought, what's up, yo,
- 1:00:23buddy? What I survived?
- 1:00:34Somehow somehow the smell out of the wheelchair, made it all the
- 1:00:43way to the Georgia. Or as or as I want.
- 1:00:48I'll run on my Facebook post about it.
- 1:00:52He said, you said George has a long way to crawl.
- 1:00:57Without Howard's is your wheelchair.
- 1:00:59That's a good point. Do know, I mean I'll get beer,
- 1:01:04obviously, you guys were prepared on.
- 1:01:07You, did you have to do, you know, somebody in Georgia or
- 1:01:09would you do? Well my mom, my mom got up
- 1:01:14there. Like, oh, hell yeah.
- 1:01:16So, yeah. We, we went up there to a little
- 1:01:20cabin and we didn't have internet, but we'd be our and I
- 1:01:27did take a quiz advice and I brought the PlayStation mainly
- 1:01:32because I don't want to getting flooded and, you know, just in
- 1:01:36case something happen and I did play Alden written while I was
- 1:01:40there and it was pretty good, so yeah.
- 1:01:47Awesome. Buddy, though.
- 1:01:49Well, I'm glad you're safe any damage to your surrounding area.
- 1:01:55I know there was really nuts. Now the only thing miraculously
- 1:02:01there wasn't any damage to my neighborhood.
- 1:02:05There was some like flooding of some of the strip malls and what
- 1:02:09not? But widely it was kind of I
- 1:02:14would say Spirit Sarasota got like sporadically what it but
- 1:02:18nothing like major. Nothing compared to like Fort
- 1:02:21Myers. Pretty good.
- 1:02:26Yeah, I guess. I guess Orlando got hammered,
- 1:02:34you know, they weren't expecting it so, so yeah.
- 1:02:39I mean, it's, it's a real mismatch of everything, but,
- 1:02:47Yeah, that's good. I mean not everyone was so lucky
- 1:02:50but I'm glad you're good, I'm good.
- 1:02:53The only thing of it was we were that we were without power for,
- 1:02:57you know, for a couple days and I'm glad it was only like, I'm
- 1:03:03glad that it was only seven this time because it was, it was
- 1:03:0611:00 the last time and a half. And I was going to say, I mean,
- 1:03:10it's kind of amazing that in the modern-day that category 4 5
- 1:03:14hurricane can come through and you can get power back and do
- 1:03:17you know a week, you know? Yeah, that's that's pretty
- 1:03:25amazing. Yeah.
- 1:03:26But I should be getting paid a fortune.
- 1:03:29They do? They do I have a, I have a
- 1:03:34friend who's a lineman? I think he might.
- 1:03:37I think you might actually be watching even if he's not like a
- 1:03:42comment or but yeah they make they make good money.
- 1:03:46Go to they do God's work two shifts.
- 1:03:51I love the I've always had like there's been like weird little
- 1:03:56dream jobs. You know, when you're a kid you
- 1:03:59like I want to be a fireman or a Spaceman or whatever.
- 1:04:02One of the things that I really wanted to do.
- 1:04:06When I was like a you-know-what teenager was be one of the dudes
- 1:04:10that work, the the high power lines, you know the high power
- 1:04:16lines are on their carts or via the helicopter and shit.
- 1:04:21I don't know. That's just for some something
- 1:04:22about that. Always seemed really appealing
- 1:04:24to me walking on Is high-powered lines changing out spacers and
- 1:04:29shit like that. Seems fucking weirdly exciting
- 1:04:32to me, but dangerous and that's why they make so much money.
- 1:04:38Yeah. So, you know, thank you.
- 1:04:41Thanks to all the women who came out from all around the country
- 1:04:44that's out. Shout out to those guys.
- 1:04:49So what are you guys feel about? The Russian oil Pipeline and
- 1:04:56then bridge in Crimea, getting blown up.
- 1:05:06I don't think so. I haven't, I have no idea
- 1:05:12actually, cuz I thought about the fridge that was fuked.
- 1:05:15The bridge videos that I've seen that is wild.
- 1:05:19And the other thing I've seen is the absolute Celebration by an
- 1:05:24alarming number of people like, you know, stoked about the haha.
- 1:05:31Cry me a river. You know, Crimea river through
- 1:05:36here but we're supposed to Armageddon.
- 1:05:45And we we supposed to Trump in the office I wouldn't be fucking
- 1:05:48I wouldn't doubt if that's very true.
- 1:05:52Yeah, I don't know, it's wild. I'm curious to see how all this,
- 1:05:55all this plays out right now. I heard it.
- 1:06:00I heard about the pipeline but I did not hear about the bridge
- 1:06:04because I was really out. Yeah, that just happened that
- 1:06:09just happened this morning or light late last night.
- 1:06:12I don't even understand exactly what happened but they blew up
- 1:06:23the bridge. I mean you can see footage of
- 1:06:25it. I don't know if it was like a
- 1:06:25car bomb or if or what but it was a big motherfuking
- 1:06:30explosion. I did see something like on
- 1:06:35Thursday when I got my power back.
- 1:06:37When Biden said, well nuclear war are you off the table or
- 1:06:46something like that? And I was just like I was just
- 1:06:50like, oh great. I got my power back.
- 1:06:52I got reconnected to the world and this is the first thing I
- 1:06:55swallow is Sammy. Go ahead and go buy or rent or
- 1:07:03borrow Fallout. Go to go, get some practice and
- 1:07:05yeah that blush we also just ordered like 270 million dollars
- 1:07:13worth of fucking it. Don't hurt your brain their
- 1:07:17semi. Okay.
- 1:07:17So just like the theft I usually get them in threes or more,
- 1:07:29that's pretty wild, but Damn. I forgot.
- 1:07:35I was talking about. I said they come in threes and
- 1:07:41you get a third one. Yeah, but you forgot your point
- 1:07:46at what cost was a good one. Bombs Fallout nuclear apocalypse
- 1:07:54by oh yeah, we do like we do. We have the fourth that we just
- 1:08:00ordered $270 with the radiation, sickness drugs or something.
- 1:08:05The United States, we're going to need some right away to find
- 1:08:09in Supermarket soon for a mole rat.
- 1:08:21And dog, while you're at it, we need to learn any of them
- 1:08:25Chinese tactics. Speaking a dog's, I don't know
- 1:08:28what you got planned for this episode of what the any topics
- 1:08:30or anything but I guess another couple of kids got mauled by a
- 1:08:34pitbull or something. Recently it's it's making a
- 1:08:37scene, a lot of people talking about it on Twitter and I just
- 1:08:42saw some for Michael Knowles specifically that like just made
- 1:08:46me. realize, just how And everybody's the fucking same.
- 1:08:54On both sides of the aisle to Michael Knowles says.
- 1:08:58I know some people like them, but we should obviously kill all
- 1:09:01the pitbulls. And I guess that could be, could
- 1:09:04be being facetious, could be kind of a shitpost, but, I mean,
- 1:09:07I'm not only picking him out specifically because he's the
- 1:09:10most recent one that I've seen. But it's like, you know, I know,
- 1:09:15I know people like assault rifles, but we obviously need to
- 1:09:18bend them. Yeah.
- 1:09:19You know what I mean? It's like, no, I think everyone
- 1:09:23should get one mandated by the government at the age of 13 as
- 1:09:26well as a pit bull and an assault rifle practice on the
- 1:09:31ordeal because you could grow up, you could have helped with
- 1:09:42the picture. You could have Partners to use
- 1:09:46the gun and then you use it to finish the fight and then you
- 1:09:49take the power of the Pitbull. And, you know, it's like he's
- 1:09:52You're, you know, your kindred spirit battle for you to fly
- 1:09:58with the bullets or orange feisty running for office in
- 1:10:04Florida. Mine mine.
- 1:10:10At my next door neighbor has a has a pitbull and I will say
- 1:10:15that, that is a that dog is huge but that dog is also a big baby.
- 1:10:22I love that, I know so many pit bulls still kind of Wolfie and
- 1:10:32genetically like humans, good. I understand.
- 1:10:36Genetics are not their fault, I'm not going to blame him for
- 1:10:38that, you know, but I'm still not going to let a Child near
- 1:10:43one because I know instinctively that mother fucker isn't strong
- 1:10:45enough to go, you know, I'm a dog and I know genetically I
- 1:10:49really want to eat that fucking baby but I have to be above that
- 1:10:52because I'm a dog, I'm going to resist my inner Animal Urgent.
- 1:10:56No he goes and that's it. I mean you could say you could
- 1:11:03say that about any larger breed of dog, though.
- 1:11:05I mean almost a big deal cuddly assholes but there's still that
- 1:11:14one thing just like with the magicians with the tiger one day
- 1:11:19that tiger is going to get all maybe be hungry, maybe get a
- 1:11:22wrong signal to fight against that inner God knows how many
- 1:11:30generations. Automatically response like
- 1:11:37that. Look at, look at our fucking
- 1:11:39monkey brains and how dumb they are, that's why teenagers?
- 1:11:42Well, well, the other thing. Kids is Pitbull's.
- 1:11:51I like. I like Johnny to do children,
- 1:12:00give the children assault rifles.
- 1:12:03They don't know how to use them. They have to figure them out on
- 1:12:07the flight Island. Well, and also the thing, with
- 1:12:14the thing, with the thing with pit bulls attacking kids, right?
- 1:12:18That there is a hear that, are you a lot?
- 1:12:21And here's my thing is like, okay, that might be true.
- 1:12:24But also, like if you're around a kid, particularly a toddler,
- 1:12:30toddlers on dogs like Like if you ever watch it too hot.
- 1:12:36Hot on a dog and toddlers. I was going to do stuff like
- 1:12:38pull the Dog's Tale. Yeah, it's not only the kids
- 1:12:48like the kid is trying to hurt the animals or something, right?
- 1:12:53Kids are just curious what the dog doesn't know, doesn't know
- 1:12:57that. It's the result of what I was
- 1:13:02just saying. It's genetics.
- 1:13:04The kid doesn't know what to do in any wrong.
- 1:13:06The dog doesn't know what to do in any wrong.
- 1:13:08There is a mediation Point somewhere between there called
- 1:13:11parents that are most often not respond.
- 1:13:14When I say responsible responsible, because if we were
- 1:13:17still monkeys the fucking Mama monkey would be responsible for
- 1:13:21letting the fucking baby walk up to a Goddamn wolf thing and
- 1:13:25fucking crap on it. Yeah, or avoid all together.
- 1:13:34Yeah. You know or just be like no we
- 1:13:42don't want no. We don't have to.
- 1:13:44The dog. There you can pat on the head
- 1:13:46but yeah, I know. Don't want to be responsible and
- 1:13:51give the child a Snoopy plush and let it be that or give him
- 1:13:55an assault rifle, an assault rifle, you know there.
- 1:13:58I'm sure there's less chances for a child to get seriously
- 1:14:02hurt or killed handling, an assault rifle as a toddler.
- 1:14:05Then opposed to, if you left the toddler and dog in the same
- 1:14:08people in the same room, you know, I don't even know that
- 1:14:11it's. That's the thing is, I don't
- 1:14:13know that it's just obviously we all know how pitbulls came to
- 1:14:17steal know what they what they were bred for, right?
- 1:14:20But I mean 89% of pitbull, do 80 for 95% to 80% of child eating
- 1:14:3213% of the dog population is Pitbull's yet.
- 1:14:34Somehow. They commit 85% of the dog, but
- 1:14:43I mean, like, German Shepherds are one of the most volatile
- 1:14:47breeds that exist now and I mean, they are, they were also
- 1:14:54bred to be vicious killing machines.
- 1:14:57You know what I mean? Yeah.
- 1:15:01Within the last hundred years they've been like the entire
- 1:15:13Give me the entire genetic line. Has been, you know, comes from
- 1:15:19the same place army, dogs, could, you know the German
- 1:15:22fucking War Machine? Another great dogs but they will
- 1:15:27sneaking snap. They could snap just a fucking
- 1:15:29quicker. I just as quick or quicker than
- 1:15:32any other animal I've ever seen wild animals.
- 1:15:37We we just like to forget that cuz somebody and don't be
- 1:15:41looking like bugs. But I was a fucking.
- 1:15:43I was probably I'll probably 12 or 13 years old and I had this
- 1:15:48little mutt like wieners type dog.
- 1:15:52You know, like the elongated short legs, not super tiny but
- 1:15:55yeah but not not not a big dog limo and I found him.
- 1:16:01He was just a stray dog found him as a kid brought him and he
- 1:16:04became our dog, he was my fucking buddy, you know, laying
- 1:16:09with them on the couch, one day and I was petting him and it's
- 1:16:13sitting in or whatever. He was like in front of my it
- 1:16:15was in front of me. I spent in his head and I looked
- 1:16:19up in a blue atom or like I took a deep breath and I blew any
- 1:16:22like looked at me funny. So I was like right into his
- 1:16:27fucking just, you know, just not super hard and not obnoxious
- 1:16:31just 11 and 10 snow blow right in his face and he locked might
- 1:16:37I still have a scar on my top lip.
- 1:16:39He bit the fuck out of me. I had that dog for 6 years, 7
- 1:16:43years before that. And he's a little fucking cuddly
- 1:16:45wiener dog. And I was a kid, not, you know,
- 1:16:48not everybody does. Every living thing has, you
- 1:16:55know, a code. And we all like you say all the
- 1:16:58dog has to fight against that instinct to not eat that child.
- 1:17:02Well, you know, we fight against me but we are the most civilized
- 1:17:07species on the planet, quote on the Urge of of you, no denying
- 1:17:14impulses. You know, I want to be You in
- 1:17:17the fucking face, I would like to run this person over with my
- 1:17:19car. Package is not I'm going to I
- 1:17:23want to hit her in the head and take her somewhere.
- 1:17:24No, I'm Sandra. Seems like a good reader.
- 1:17:32I mean, I mean that's as far as I'm going to bring got to go cuz
- 1:17:36all our monkey brain at the end of the day, in our core DNA,
- 1:17:39primary objective is less continuous motherfuking species
- 1:17:43procreate. It's right procreate eat in the
- 1:17:46end. That's and that's why I'm sorry
- 1:17:49but yeah, I'll do all the Spanish.
- 1:17:52It won't last know, it's some Walmart Republic shed.
- 1:17:59No, It Dont what a handsome. Walmart Republic this this shit
- 1:18:12all the shit that's happening. Is so like again, the Weimar
- 1:18:17Republic was not that long ago just like we're done with German
- 1:18:20should do all this shit is recent history and we're just
- 1:18:24whipping it, right? The fuck back around and nobody
- 1:18:28cares because Nazis were bad, so that that area of History,
- 1:18:32that's all that matters. You know, you figured, you get
- 1:18:35that bullet point. You've learned everything you
- 1:18:37need to know as far as the, the modern liberal.
- 1:18:41You know, I find educated educated mind is concerned,
- 1:18:47right? So, I mean history doesn't
- 1:18:50repeat itself but it Rhymes isn't somebody smarter than me
- 1:18:54once said that, or maybe even drunker than 100 round box are a
- 1:19:02gamepass and boy, that's a good Wolfenstein game that people
- 1:19:05didn't play. I played it look good.
- 1:19:07Very good. Came out, like, 2,000, 200.
- 1:19:15I don't think I ever played that, man.
- 1:19:16It's kind of alternate time line that runs up to the 360 game.
- 1:19:29That's just called Wolfenstein before they rebooted it by
- 1:19:35machine game. I see Do you know which should
- 1:19:39be covered? Your gaming news?
- 1:19:40We were starting on the first article and then you stumble
- 1:19:44then continue to step away from here.
- 1:19:51So that's why I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
- 1:19:57Well, anything left. You a sound that last topic Sam
- 1:20:01know? All.
- 1:20:03Well, well, here's what he will say about.
- 1:20:07No one sees, you know exactly what Axel Axel Nazis.
- 1:20:14Haven't gone for so long that like we had to make up Nazis.
- 1:20:17Now, we are free to find what it means.
- 1:20:21It's no longer being a part of the National Socialist Party in
- 1:20:24Germany. In the 1940s.
- 1:20:25This has nothing to do about the collapse in the reform of
- 1:20:30Germany whatsoever. Now, it's just these people say
- 1:20:34bad thing. Well it's not in that
- 1:20:37apparently. Apparently the new Nazis are
- 1:20:40actually like there are there are gay come Hunters who I'd
- 1:20:45still like to like to do you like to you know you like two
- 1:20:49bites and like you know whatever so and play with Legos.
- 1:20:57When Tess been saying he's a Nazi lately.
- 1:21:02I mean, not white label their organs, if you if you go back to
- 1:21:09like, if you go back to when he and James allsup started
- 1:21:14America, first because James allsup is ironic, is
- 1:21:21unironically like a rookie answer.
- 1:21:23I'm going to say, the only person that's allowed to have
- 1:21:27the authority to say whether someone is a Nazi is a German.
- 1:21:30And ID says something, I'm going to just give it.
- 1:21:38No wait. Yeah.
- 1:21:41Yeah, that's why you got a good policy if you want a LARP that's
- 1:21:45okay. People like LARPing is a lot of
- 1:21:46things. Like LARPing is, you know,
- 1:21:48furries and video game characters and I was wearing
- 1:21:53diapers and sometimes Nazis, and that's okay, you know, sometimes
- 1:21:57it's fun to play, pretend we all played cops and robbers.
- 1:22:00Are those kids pretending to be fucking criminals?
- 1:22:03You know, should they be blown out on Twitter and expose and
- 1:22:07have their job called their children?
- 1:22:09Let them be some criminals and I say the same thing about Nazis,
- 1:22:14you know, well then you have people, I can help people and
- 1:22:20then you have people like lemonade who you know, may he
- 1:22:23rest in peace, that they're not even really into the whole
- 1:22:26nausea thing. They just brought the uniform or
- 1:22:28cruel. That is the best thing you could
- 1:22:32do. Let's just all take the fucking
- 1:22:34Nazi iconography and just take it and just use it everywhere.
- 1:22:41Hoping it appropriate appropriate normalize it, make
- 1:22:45it into nothing other than style.
- 1:22:47You know how people wear camouflage all the time are
- 1:22:51people leaving to camouflage in for psych environments in New
- 1:22:54York City? No, they just like how it looks
- 1:22:57right. They already sick with military
- 1:22:59fashion in in the Fashion World. Now, they make bow like military
- 1:23:04dress shirts, and coats. Fucking with do with the
- 1:23:07military will take back on Bam's Japanese nazi-themed wedding
- 1:23:19pictures. They're they're still there
- 1:23:24still doing that shit over there man.
- 1:23:29I love their fat their fascism in there.
- 1:23:31They love with. They just they just don't reject
- 1:23:34their history. Man, do like this, shit's
- 1:23:36fucking dish, it looks dope. All right, I don't give a fuk.
- 1:23:41Actually have to go a Nazi theme Japanese the wedding.
- 1:23:44They have turned it into like fucking Cowboys.
- 1:23:47It's a right here, literally, literally, which fucking rules,
- 1:23:52dude. I love everything about that.
- 1:23:54Let's let's, let's remove any kind of scary in his or serious
- 1:23:59as to anyone who wears that thinking they're hot.
- 1:24:01Shyt, let's just find it. Funny.
- 1:24:05If Hugo Boss is going to look cool.
- 1:24:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well that, that's what that's
- 1:24:13why I like, that's my motor head back in the 80s, was the whole
- 1:24:18thing like, and that is why bring that up?
- 1:24:21Cuz let me try to normalize the Iron Cross and fucking did.
- 1:24:25So. Adele, 2016 ish.
- 1:24:33Yeah. Oh man, I just got wow.
- 1:24:38This is Eddie. And then he died shortly after
- 1:24:42that. So, yeah, if you want me back
- 1:24:46that, would you come across it but my cousin just sent me a
- 1:24:52Snapchat, my cousin. Younger cousin.
- 1:24:57His PS. One tray in the game loaded.
- 1:25:05Being pushed into it and it is a kind of a niche obscure game.
- 1:25:11Most people don't haven't heard of it but it's a top-down like
- 1:25:18what do you call a directional? Shoot.
- 1:25:19A real like shoot with the analog stick, right?
- 1:25:25And it was replayed the fuck out of it, 20, something years ago,
- 1:25:32you know, and it just memories. Just so I got to I had an
- 1:25:36audible cannabis it. The sensation, it created, I
- 1:25:40seen that picture was what you guys heard, it's called.
- 1:25:45Loaded game is called loaded. I said it was, I said the game
- 1:25:49loaded into his I thought I thought you meant loaded as in
- 1:25:55like it. Like, it was loaded.
- 1:25:56I understand what you thought. I thought I said the game title
- 1:26:04bloated in his Pious won the game, the game with the name and
- 1:26:11title loaded trailer Oh man, I can't remember now but I feel
- 1:26:26like the sequels called loaded to like, why would you not call
- 1:26:29it Reloaded? Yeah, but it was like, yeah, the
- 1:26:35characters were unique enough. And again, it's just top-down,
- 1:26:40just kind of Mayhem room-clearing fucking looking
- 1:26:44for a key to read, keep luedtke, text yet.
- 1:26:48So anyway, if you're looking out their plate loaded, the unique
- 1:26:56characters and shooting that isn't a good time over watch to
- 1:27:00OverWatch fucking to you actually called this.
- 1:27:03Because guess what? Do OverWatch to unlock old Gyros
- 1:27:07as well? Why I never played the original
- 1:27:11OverWatch. What the fuck am I in there,
- 1:27:13dude? Oh yeah.
- 1:27:14And you know what? It gets worse because OverWatch
- 1:27:172 is going to record every naughty word.
- 1:27:20You say in voice chat, I understand it is my
- 1:27:23understanding that you have to input a valid phone number.
- 1:27:27The phone number. Yes, Real ID, real ID.
- 1:27:33Check out a fucking love it, don't play blizzard games, do
- 1:27:36play OverWatch, Diablo is dead. You have the originals.
- 1:27:40You will never lose Starcraft, AR Starcraft 2, you will never
- 1:27:44lose any of the Warcraft game. There's World of Warcraft,
- 1:27:47classic and also private servers, which are about half of
- 1:27:51it, but then you don't have to worry, you, no support the
- 1:27:53actual Company, please stop playing blizzard games for your.
- 1:27:58Oh yeah. I was going to say in regards to
- 1:28:04OverWatch, I actually got a notification on my PlayStation
- 1:28:09last night, that OverWatch 2 is free to play.
- 1:28:12Download now, and I'm like, what's the catch here?
- 1:28:17And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:28:20You have no good rock. And here's the thing, that
- 1:28:24really shoots about it, like, like is a worst fucking part, is
- 1:28:28this is a game about picking and counter picking.
- 1:28:33You are literally play at a disadvantage because every
- 1:28:38character you because you can switch in the middle of a game
- 1:28:40at any point to a different character within that role,
- 1:28:43right? If your healer DPS or tank,
- 1:28:46right? The one case not working.
- 1:28:48You can switch to another tank to to alter your team
- 1:28:52composition in a game or team composition can be the
- 1:28:55difference between massive Victory and fucking get your
- 1:28:58shit pushed in hard. You are literally locking away.
- 1:29:02Most of the player's actual legitimate tool kit Unless they
- 1:29:08pay right? And you're always will hear play
- 1:29:12fucking McCree, who is the name to Cree, cuz the guy we named
- 1:29:16him after did some sexual stuff. So we're going to need, we're
- 1:29:19going to fucking punish this character by changing his name
- 1:29:21and giving him the fucking dramatic backstory.
- 1:29:24That now he has to be Redemption keep playing this week, that's
- 1:29:27cool but I don't need him in this match right now.
- 1:29:29I need somebody else. Hears them agree, but I need
- 1:29:34someone faster. I'd like it.
- 1:29:35Genji vs. McCree you can play Genji. 4
- 1:29:39weeks from now wait I'm sorry for that weeks from now when he
- 1:29:43comes up and rotation unless you want to pay us $70 to unlock it
- 1:29:47or however much we're going to charge you because you're going
- 1:29:49to pay, I don't know. Yeah but still fuck $7 $70 while
- 1:29:55the games free to play, you shouldn't be complaining about
- 1:29:58giving up a few dollars you. And I hate that logic and going
- 1:30:04back to the beginning of your rent.
- 1:30:08I didn't want to interrupt you but there is There is so much to
- 1:30:11be said about paying you no talking with your wallet, until
- 1:30:17I mean, it doesn't work. Give away money.
- 1:30:23Happily look at Kickstarter, look at which looking YouTube
- 1:30:26streamers. That's true.
- 1:30:32But it doesn't help to like a few hours if you'd felt scorned
- 1:30:37by OverWatch and you were still at anywhere fan of the game.
- 1:30:40I personally was I quit playing when they quit letting the game
- 1:30:45have fun and the beginning of sorry to interrupt real quick.
- 1:30:47Now you're going to be getting used to be able to pick me up.
- 1:30:50So the girl that Korean girl with the Mech that's like
- 1:30:54Titanfall, I remember when my friends of fun is Mary I ever
- 1:30:57had no garages all of us picking her six of us, and we just Diva
- 1:31:01rush them, and they couldn't stop us.
- 1:31:02They didn't know what to do. And I was laughing the whole
- 1:31:05time and then they stopped right.
- 1:31:07I'm like, I'm done with OverWatch.
- 1:31:08I'm done. I quit and I know so you could
- 1:31:12be all the same, you can't believe he'll be all the same
- 1:31:15here and I have insecurities whenever you type it in or
- 1:31:21whatever. And then they decided to start
- 1:31:23making characters gate to make a more diverse just because and we
- 1:31:27can prove that they weren't gay in original conception that
- 1:31:30there was only changed Later because of the leak of the
- 1:31:34leaked intelligence that they do have diversity charts and
- 1:31:37characters are ranked on how diapers they are pleased to
- 1:31:43prove the point that I was going to say that.
- 1:31:44It's just some hyper nerd shit that like the high for nerds or
- 1:31:48are always going to do are going to delve into this shit.
- 1:31:53And they're going to find reasons to like or not like
- 1:31:55these products, which witch is, which is fine.
- 1:32:02But you know, they're because there comes a point when at
- 1:32:07least for me because I may not have been the most hardcore of
- 1:32:12game are nerds, but I really enjoyed video games for most of
- 1:32:15my life. And the last video game I bought
- 1:32:19was Ghost of tsushima and before that God of War, and I was not
- 1:32:24happy with that. But ghost of tsushima, I sing
- 1:32:27its Praises all day cuz that's one of the best games I've ever
- 1:32:30played. One of the best games of that
- 1:32:34generation and that they put out recently.
- 1:32:36But I just think that like, you know, people that play video
- 1:32:42that love to play video games. It's their main Hobby and
- 1:32:45OverWatch again. If you felt burned by the game,
- 1:32:49it actually it actually matters to not.
- 1:32:54Give them more of your attention to the not play that game or two
- 1:32:59actually turned it off or live. I mean, it does more than
- 1:33:05continuing to play a true man and complaining about it.
- 1:33:11You know, cuz you know, this is your Source ways, you know,
- 1:33:14footage of a fucking shity this game, is it?
- 1:33:17So I don't know. I mean, I'm kind of, I'm kind of
- 1:33:21torn on it because, you know, that that's sort of that sort of
- 1:33:26space is required for a proper research.
- 1:33:29If if, you know, for Consumer research cuz I actually do that,
- 1:33:32like, I, I will watch some YouTubers play video games and
- 1:33:37their opinions of it. And just, you know, generally
- 1:33:40that the game play. But their professional opinions
- 1:33:45as Gamers as to whether or not, what they think.
- 1:33:46What's good? What's bad to inform my opinion
- 1:33:51a little bit? Cuz I don't have the access that
- 1:33:52they do in a lot of cases. But yeah, I don't know.
- 1:33:59I mean, I mean that I may be talkin out of my ass here cuz I
- 1:34:02don't do anything that I love anymore.
- 1:34:03Video games play music. But yeah, I don't know, don't
- 1:34:11forget the day, they do lose boxing.
- 1:34:13So they do this predatory practice and all this bullshit.
- 1:34:15Yeah, as it is and and, and, and lollies and Koreans and Japanese
- 1:34:27Ninjas and gambling. Right?
- 1:34:30Well, you know what? That's a good point cuz the the
- 1:34:33most fun that I ever had gaming and it's not One Singular day,
- 1:34:37but it was a period of time when Battlefield 3 came out and I was
- 1:34:42like I was on a, a satellite and not even satellite radio, I
- 1:34:50can't even remember. I don't know how it works but I
- 1:34:53had to have my internet was based on line of sight to a
- 1:34:57radio tower. And it was two miles away, 3
- 1:35:02miles away. And they're the bandwidth was
- 1:35:04very limited. So when other people in the area
- 1:35:08were awake and using the internet, I could not play video
- 1:35:12games. I could play online at all.
- 1:35:15So I was relegated to playing between like midnight and
- 1:35:20fucking noon, you know, between 12 a.m. and 12 p.m. so I had to
- 1:35:26anyway. I played the fuck out of that
- 1:35:30game and I loved it. I made a bunch of friends all
- 1:35:34over the world several of which I still talk to, you know, and
- 1:35:38it was just genuine fun. I know other people have had
- 1:35:43similar experiences with the other games, but this was mine
- 1:35:46and Battlefield. Really.
- 1:35:48Did it for me? That game, the sandbox nature of
- 1:35:51it. The different kind of
- 1:35:53Specialties. You could have the scale realism
- 1:35:57you could have bullet drop. Yeah, you could meet people
- 1:36:00like, I mean, I one-v-one the number to Jet Pilot on fucking
- 1:36:06PlayStation. Just randomly.
- 1:36:09I played him in a fucking game and I was like, dude, you really
- 1:36:12fucking good? Cuz can we fucking want to do
- 1:36:15any taught me some shit you don't like just, it was very
- 1:36:17cool and then Battlefield 4 came out and it was the worst launch
- 1:36:21of a game. I think I've ever seen that game
- 1:36:23was unplayable for almost a year.
- 1:36:26Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:36:27It's the Hardline might have been worse Hardline.
- 1:36:31Actually I was kind of fun like it was fun because of its drink
- 1:36:36there was something but like I saw a comparison video pop up in
- 1:36:42my YouTube feed just a couple days ago of hard lines.
- 1:36:46Destruction compared to 2042 destruction.
- 1:36:49Yeah Hardline had a way better the car chase is it was
- 1:36:57different you know I still the core mechanics were there but
- 1:37:00yeah then you know if that'll front and then Battlefront 2 in
- 1:37:04the whole Battlefront 2 controversy that the gambling
- 1:37:07loot boxes, shit that Can I cause the Maelstrom for a little
- 1:37:13bit yet? Battlefront Battlefront?
- 1:37:17Yeah, I just want to really specify cuz I'm a, I'm a
- 1:37:21die-hard fan of the original battle 400.
- 1:37:24No dice is Battlefront, sorry to cut you off, but it's just
- 1:37:36another case of like, I'm there seems to be this trend over the
- 1:37:41last decade or so where these companies Crunch and destroy
- 1:37:47their employees to get these games out that launch like shit
- 1:37:52or at least at the very best broken, like they're not.
- 1:37:57They're not done and then it takes them x amount of time.
- 1:38:01And then they they fix it sometime, or don't literally
- 1:38:06years and anti just gets canceled.
- 1:38:08Exactly. Exactly.
- 1:38:10And you know, there's there's also things like Battlefield 3.
- 1:38:15Battlefield 3 was broke his fuck for a long.
- 1:38:18There was a bunch of glitches. All through that fucking the
- 1:38:21usas-12 with frag grenades. With, with frag rounds, was a
- 1:38:27nightmare. I mean every time they patch
- 1:38:29something another weapon was a fucking You know, just a
- 1:38:34destroyer but so some of them are just a shitshow all the way
- 1:38:38through, but the core is good enough to keep Etsy.
- 1:38:44That's where it's hard because here I am advocating for like I
- 1:38:48stuck better for through the best.
- 1:38:49Get most fun I've ever had in the game but it was fuked.
- 1:38:51The game was broken. It's fucked.
- 1:38:53It was it wasn't fun. A lot of the times cuz the
- 1:38:56service rochette the you. No exploits were just not fun.
- 1:39:02Yet I played it a lot, you know, if you're well and then I've had
- 1:39:09the theory for a while now, going on like eight years where
- 1:39:14it seems like now there's a Reliance on my there was an
- 1:39:20over-reliance on games with DLC content, where, you know, you're
- 1:39:26talkin like with developers releasing, you know, unfinished
- 1:39:29games. It almost kind of seem like it
- 1:39:32almost seems to me, like, a lot of these game developers are
- 1:39:35lazy, and they're like, and we don't have to finish this game.
- 1:39:39Technically, we can just release.
- 1:39:41We can release this content later and DLC or whatever.
- 1:39:46I think it's, I think it's worse than that.
- 1:39:49I think it's worse than that cutting, because of time
- 1:39:53constraint and if they're lucky, they get to use what they cut in
- 1:39:57a deal. See if they're lucky, I'll
- 1:40:01Harkin on blood by For this one bloodborne was rushed as fuck
- 1:40:06and that is why? So, yeah, and blood-borne is
- 1:40:09really fucking Shawty for a developer that made fucking
- 1:40:12Elden ring. Just as a quick comparison,
- 1:40:14right? As an easy dumb, quick
- 1:40:16comparison and so, what do they do?
- 1:40:18They took such a lot of ideas that they had in the back burner
- 1:40:22that they had cut, or were wanting to do.
- 1:40:24And they implemented it into the old Hunters DLC.
- 1:40:28That way, what they had already made and constipated, for the
- 1:40:32most part. And they didn't finish the Boss
- 1:40:35Arena. They didn't finish a lot of
- 1:40:37things. They didn't finish.
- 1:40:38The actual final version of the boss that still in the game
- 1:40:42files half-finished, but they got in some strips.
- 1:40:47Well, now okay, I have a different date because you're
- 1:40:50the, that's an example of a good and an honest Studio, that is
- 1:40:58from soft. I think most of the time it's
- 1:41:02literally, It's literally chopped up by the suits to
- 1:41:07explicitly make more money on the back end.
- 1:41:11I think I just I think that's, I think that's how most of them
- 1:41:20operate, honestly. I'm hoping it's Lacey.
- 1:41:23I don't, I don't like to think it's oh yeah, yeah, it's
- 1:41:26laziness. I think if I'd agreed or it's
- 1:41:32Due to constraint by publisher. Yeah, I mean that, I mean, that
- 1:41:39I mean, to be honest, like, I am like people keep bringing up
- 1:41:43bringing up, Gotham Knights to me and they're like, are you
- 1:41:46excited for Gotham Knights? And I to be honest, I
- 1:41:49pre-ordered it like at all because until like actual until
- 1:41:55it gets released and I hear axle reviews on it and not like hey I
- 1:41:59got an exclusive you know n b o w b games while here's the first
- 1:42:0416 minutes until I hear like actual Normie reviews on it.
- 1:42:08I'm I'm going to just wait and see.
- 1:42:12Pre-order people don't know pre-order.
- 1:42:15Well when people are like when people like hey here's the first
- 1:42:2116 minutes and like there are multiple videos of that.
- 1:42:24I'm like okay that's just the portion of the map that like WB
- 1:42:29Games has Roy polished up Everlasting.
- 1:42:36You know, but I mean, and I have heard of too many behind the
- 1:42:41scenes things. But like you after cyberpunk
- 1:42:462077, you know, whether I never got another example yet, I'm
- 1:42:54going to shut my ass up. Y'all go ahead.
- 1:42:55I got done all. I'm I'm I'm saying I can, but
- 1:43:03it's like that game was massively hyped and it was a
- 1:43:07base PS4 and there was some glitching, but I still will say
- 1:43:18to everyone dead to your fucking face.
- 1:43:21Go play PC version of New Vegas on launch or base version PS3
- 1:43:27and then fucking come back to me and tell me it's atrocious.
- 1:43:32Yeah, no I'm not. I'm not, I'm not in it in.
- 1:43:38Listen, I'm not even disagree with you on that point.
- 1:43:41What I'm saying is Gotham Knights has been, so, like hyped
- 1:43:46up to be the best game and after, you know, and after type
- 1:43:52Punk 2077, like, I don't know that God tonight, so we can play
- 1:43:56broken, but I'm also at the point where I'm like, if it is
- 1:44:00broke and I'm like, well, at least I didn't pre-order it, you
- 1:44:04know, at least I didn't spend $70 ahead of time yet.
- 1:44:09When it said it's it's it's what what do people build in their
- 1:44:13own hype? What are the expectations and
- 1:44:16that results in their disappointment.
- 1:44:18As somebody had played, looking Watch Dogs on launch.
- 1:44:22I can tell you which of the PC launch versions are better and
- 1:44:26it's cyberpunk without a fucking doubt, maybe not on base, but
- 1:44:33let's be real. That was a seven-year-old
- 1:44:36console. By the time that game fucking
- 1:44:37came out, it had of a miracle, I can run it at all this whole
- 1:44:42thing spinning across, multiple genres in our culture.
- 1:44:47Like wow, we're going to make this fucking super dope game,
- 1:44:51but we're going to also launched it on.
- 1:44:53This ten-year-old fucking console while the phantom pain
- 1:44:58and how do I cut because they had to make it work on a 360,
- 1:45:03right? That's what that's what I mean.
- 1:45:05That's that's fucking stupid. That's dumb.
- 1:45:09Frost in Titusville fucking dumb, but it really is.
- 1:45:12I mean, I'm all sore. I'm off for everybody being able
- 1:45:18to play on all four access, not as the video games, you know?
- 1:45:23But you can't give everybody everything.
- 1:45:25I'd say. You know what?
- 1:45:27If you pay $500 for a console consider $200, a year and make
- 1:45:32peace with that. And then, when the new one comes
- 1:45:34out, pay $500 for, at least another five years, at least
- 1:45:37another five years and be okay with that.
- 1:45:40Don't expect the fucking world, right?
- 1:45:43PS2 games games. That got PS1 and PS2 version.
- 1:45:47They were fucking night and day different games, but yeah, Harry
- 1:45:52Potter multi-plant. Releases every single version of
- 1:45:55Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone on every single fucking
- 1:45:58console or handheld. It release on was an entirely
- 1:46:01different game. You're out of my league there
- 1:46:05but eventually they started to be able to make them all similar
- 1:46:11when they were doing you know hand held across generationals
- 1:46:15but in the early days they were all just fucking different
- 1:46:19games. And they only released the new
- 1:46:24thing on the new things to sell the new thing.
- 1:46:30Damn. What?
- 1:46:33I just got another nostalgic it for some reason.
- 1:46:35Did you ever you guys ever play the the Star Wars episodes 1 2
- 1:46:41or 3 games on PS1, I think it was a p p s.
- 1:46:48I p.s. one episode 2 on PS2 Xbox.
- 1:46:53I think GameCube 3 on the Xbox. Episode one is burned into my
- 1:47:00memory, there's the little side scroller type fucking getting
- 1:47:05the. The light, the lightsaber moves
- 1:47:07that you would unlock, there's one that still sticks out in my
- 1:47:10memory where you like, you do a couple of forward strikes and
- 1:47:13you turn, you turn around and say, you know, like stick the
- 1:47:17lightsaber under your shoulder than like behind you like, oh
- 1:47:21yeah, as you like, jump backwards.
- 1:47:23So you like facing away from the, the enemy that you're
- 1:47:25stabbing and it was like the, the coolest fucking thing ever.
- 1:47:29The animation. It look so fucking cool, man.
- 1:47:33I was, man. I love that game.
- 1:47:35Bunch of fucking the Rollie droids whatever, the with the
- 1:47:39shoes. Good night at yeah I I remember
- 1:47:44I remember remember playing the I remember playing the episode 3
- 1:47:51game on the PS2 with my with my best friend and we would we
- 1:47:57would spend if you would come over on like a Friday night and
- 1:47:59we would be up until like 6 in the morning on you know into
- 1:48:03Saturday playing in the arena mode he was such a good fucking
- 1:48:09fighting game. Yeah that yeah that was that was
- 1:48:14back when you know Lucas film was lucasfilm and not you know
- 1:48:18owned by Disney in and they actually knew how to like
- 1:48:22develop game games back then and if you ruin it and if you and if
- 1:48:27you really knew what you were doing their worksheet codes, so
- 1:48:31they locked fucking dope at characters.
- 1:48:34Yes, sir. So then you can find a OSHA it.
- 1:48:38I can play as old. I can play as Ben Kenobi and not
- 1:48:43just OSHA old Ben Kenobi is actually really powerful.
- 1:48:48What made you think? I was just outside of the
- 1:48:51fighting sections, even if even out, even though it was a movie
- 1:48:56tie-in game, it was really good. Yeah, and it wasn't just a
- 1:49:02fucking kid, but, you know. Yeah, I know.
- 1:49:04I mean, it was, it was movie time.
- 1:49:06Jame actually, like the actually worked well, with the, with the
- 1:49:12movie was tied into. I am, I mean, I remember, I
- 1:49:17remember Batman Begins had like a movie tying the game that was
- 1:49:21actually, you know, for the PS2 era.
- 1:49:24It was a, it was like a good Batman game.
- 1:49:31Like it wasn't. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't
- 1:49:34Arkham but it was up to that point.
- 1:49:37It was the best. Batman game for that are of the
- 1:49:42console or 16 Megs of ram. Yeah, we're lucky.
- 1:49:54Spider-Man 2 was as good as it was 0-0.
- 1:49:57I actually watched a documentary that this guy didn't like
- 1:50:05interviews with the with, like, the people, who developed
- 1:50:08Spider-Man 2 does make you appreciate, like, how much care
- 1:50:18was taken into that, you just came in and did the work and it
- 1:50:24was fucking thankless until people got their hands on it.
- 1:50:29And said, this is it, this is Spider-Man and until recently
- 1:50:33people said, yeah, they're the only Spider-Man, 2, Spider-Man
- 1:50:372. Yeah, we are old hand like
- 1:50:44reminiscing cuz I still got more news to do Siri.
- 1:50:46Let's go over Overwatch. But speaking of derailing, you
- 1:50:54know, what else is derailing? Wattage for the Train on the
- 1:51:00Crimea Bridge. Yeah, just like the bridge
- 1:51:08blowing up, its own online, streaming service, stadia, and
- 1:51:15refunding. All Stadium, Hardware, software,
- 1:51:18and DLC. And all the city of team will be
- 1:51:23carrying their work forward at other departments in Google.
- 1:51:28Let's go to Stadium believer and I bet you weren't who you
- 1:51:34believe her to your kind of meeting the same Fate on that
- 1:51:37one. You know, it, you know I had it,
- 1:51:40I had a guy at Best Buy ones, like try to sell me a try to
- 1:51:44sell me his stadia and I was never going to buy one, but I
- 1:51:50appreciate I appreciated the effort that he made to like
- 1:51:55trying to teach it to me. Remember what the pitch was?
- 1:52:01I can remember what it was. I just remember was like super
- 1:52:05enthusiastic and he put like, effort into trying to do it, so
- 1:52:10hey for after I guess. But yeah, I don't know.
- 1:52:15I don't know anyone who owns stadia.
- 1:52:19Or had one. I don't know anybody that had
- 1:52:23one or used one outside of people whose job it was to
- 1:52:26review one. Yeah, actually Mr. Metokur did
- 1:52:32talk about that on the last year of The Judds dream.
- 1:52:38So how have I got all the way through that or not?
- 1:52:41I probably need to go check. I haven't watch that one at all.
- 1:52:44Actually, let's go ahead and round it back to something we
- 1:52:48were talking about earlier. So we talked about cyberpunk
- 1:52:50really right. Which is good cuz I've been
- 1:52:53playing more cyberpunk. I started a new save and I have
- 1:52:57been going through working on a full completion.
- 1:52:59I have done, I got through the first chapter of the game to
- 1:53:02open up the full map and then I started doing every little small
- 1:53:07side task, without my story influence, they call them side
- 1:53:12gigs or MPD scanner. We just go out and kill bunch of
- 1:53:16guys. So now I just have some inquest
- 1:53:19on my plate and a bunch of side quests and I don't have to do
- 1:53:22anything else in the game and it feels nice cuz I feel like now I
- 1:53:25can just enjoy the game and I'm boil, Hardy, fucking cyberpunk
- 1:53:302077 is good. But, you know what worries me
- 1:53:33about cyberpunk 2077 and that is the future of CD projekt, and
- 1:53:38they're fun. Genius big-headed schemes.
- 1:53:41Maybe it was the anime because they have announced their
- 1:53:44long-term product Outlook and announced a lot of new titles.
- 1:53:51Have you guys heard about this? I heard rumors that they might
- 1:53:55be making a sequel to cyberpunk. The family said weather is
- 1:54:02getting the they're working on Phantom Liberty, which is a
- 1:54:16cyberpunk 2077 engine 27-17 expansion by CD, projekt Red as
- 1:54:24well. They have announced project
- 1:54:26Orion, which is a cyberpunk 2077 sequel.
- 1:54:31That will prove the full power and potential of the cyberpunk
- 1:54:37universe to be developed by CD. Projekt Red Team.
- 1:54:43Okay. Okay, we have an expansion of
- 1:54:47major story-driven expansion for 2077.
- 1:54:50I don't know if this is the one that they've already announced.
- 1:54:51I think it is, it isn't in the final product development, phase
- 1:54:56and over 350. People are involved from the CDC
- 1:55:00are red. They have it already announced
- 1:55:03that they are planning the sequel.
- 1:55:04So let's go ahead and jump over guys beside cyberpunk.
- 1:55:08What else? CD projekt Red known for you
- 1:55:10guys know, absolutely. Because why pull it?
- 1:55:15So they have announced several different things of the first of
- 1:55:19these is projects an Innovative. Take On The Witcher Universe
- 1:55:23telling on Unforgettable story for existing with your fans and
- 1:55:27new audiences. Current projects age is
- 1:55:31pre-production being developed by the Molasses Flood supported
- 1:55:35by team CD, projekt Red with currently 60 people involved.
- 1:55:41That is the first one now. Are you ready for it?
- 1:55:44Next one. Let's go ahead and jump to the
- 1:55:48other third party. Project, which is Canis Major
- 1:55:55which is a story-driven single-player open world RPG set
- 1:55:59within the Witcher Universe. Contracted to be developed by a
- 1:56:04third-party Studio lead by ex with your veterans, which means
- 1:56:08they're not going to be privy to all the boards retarded
- 1:56:11Shenanigans. That's to what your products.
- 1:56:13Would you gentlemen, like to know the third with your
- 1:56:17project? Wait there's a there's a third
- 1:56:20Richard. I'm like, I'm like having to do
- 1:56:23like a Venn diagram in my mind if I'm like, I'm like, I'm like
- 1:56:31Charlie from. It's Always Sunny With The
- 1:56:33Conspiracy board up. Get get ready, get ready cuz
- 1:56:39it's time for Pepe Silvia. This is Project Polaris, a
- 1:56:43story-driven open world RPG build on the legacy of The
- 1:56:48Witcher 3 wild Hunt its current project.
- 1:56:52Stages in pre-production being developed and worked on by CD
- 1:56:56projekt Red Team over 150 currently involved.
- 1:56:59It is the beginning gentleman of a new Witcher trilogy.
- 1:57:06All three games, aim to be delivered within a six-year
- 1:57:10period following the initial Polaris release.
- 1:57:15Oh boy. Wow.
- 1:57:18All we have one more now we talked about cyberpunk, which I
- 1:57:23think is the best and we talked about Witcher which is pretty
- 1:57:25polish. But how about we do a new IP
- 1:57:29gentlemen. Are you ready for a new IP
- 1:57:32Because project hater is the third IP within CD.
- 1:57:36Projekt Red's or CD projekt groups repertoire.
- 1:57:40It is a standalone IP distinct from the Polish Polish, Nestle
- 1:57:44Poland, and the cyberpunk dystopia of California.
- 1:57:48It is being developed to 100% internally IP incubation, since
- 1:57:54late 2021, and is currently in the conceptual phase by a small
- 1:57:58Strike Team. So that so, so they've done like
- 1:58:04fantasy with The Witcher. They've done Science Fiction
- 1:58:07with With cyberpunk. So are they going to do like
- 1:58:13some sort of crime game now in this new franchise or what?
- 1:58:20I want him to just make a fucking Samurai game with huge
- 1:58:23fucking anime titties gambling. Fuck it.
- 1:58:27Fuck it. I don't know if I think they're
- 1:58:31going to fucking go broke before any of this materializes.
- 1:58:33This is a lot of big announcement.
- 1:58:36Thankfully, that's all of it. Was that enough for you
- 1:58:38gentlemen, without any projects announced I'm still trying.
- 1:58:42I'm still trying to keep the board state but yeah, yeah your
- 1:58:47projects one project being a Trilogy a cyberpunk expansion in
- 1:58:53the sequel. And just a whole new
- 1:58:55intellectual property series, which we don't even know what
- 1:58:59that new project is yet. We just know that there is one
- 1:59:03right with an IP, yo, I'm sorry, nevermind.
- 1:59:14No, no. You've got to have something
- 1:59:17after that. It has it has literally nothing
- 1:59:22to do with cyberpunk received anything.
- 1:59:25We were talking about Kanye, West tweeted, I'm a bit sleepy
- 1:59:31tonight, but when I wake up, I'm going to Defcon 3 on Jewish
- 1:59:36people capital letters. The funny thing is, I actually
- 1:59:42can't be anti-semitic because black people are actually chew.
- 1:59:45Also, you guys have toured with me and try to blackball anyone,
- 1:59:50whoever opposes your agenda, sanctuaries, Kanye West did not
- 1:59:57kill himself that, Kanye West did not kill himself.
- 2:00:01Hashtag John McAfee did not kill himself.
- 2:00:04Hashtag Epstein did not kill himself.
- 2:00:07I fucking love Kanye dude, he's so funny.
- 2:00:16Yeah. What what's that guy was
- 2:00:19actually back on Tucker this week?
- 2:00:21I'm going to say if there are any fans of hip-hop and you may
- 2:00:25be considering buying some originally released Kanye albums
- 2:00:29on vinyl. Go ahead and buy those now
- 2:00:31before they start shooting up in price.
- 2:00:33Okay, it's specially anything limited edition.
- 2:00:36The, you know, any anything of the old run of the college
- 2:00:38graduation are up, just go ahead and start snatching that up.
- 2:00:42Cuz it's, it's, it's going to be a sad fucking day.
- 2:00:44Listen, I don't know, man. Even though I could be the next
- 2:00:51buckin, Caesar that man has. I wanted to be the nanny, right?
- 2:00:53Kind of the right kind of autism even if I like that.
- 2:00:57Even though the gripers liked it as well.
- 2:01:01I have to admit I like I like the life of Pablo actually.
- 2:01:08That pan is on the precipice of actual art.
- 2:01:10That's what I say. And I'm not, I'm not even into,
- 2:01:14I'm not even into crisp. Oh God, gospel music but I
- 2:01:18bought. Jesus is King just because and
- 2:01:23it's it's actually good. It's not bad.
- 2:01:27I am going to miss him already. Kind of eulogy, Tony are on this
- 2:01:40planet. Good Lord.
- 2:01:43You know what else is on this planet, the PlayStation 5.
- 2:01:45And you know what's special about the PlayStation 5 is that
- 2:01:48that bitch has been fuking jailbroken The consul has been
- 2:01:54in existence for under a year. If I'm not mistaken or are you
- 2:01:58just over just over like 2 years?
- 2:02:03No. One very few people can get very
- 2:02:07few. People can get one.
- 2:02:08Put that guy. Yeah.
- 2:02:17Tony. Just Tony just stop.
- 2:02:20Just become a videogame publisher.
- 2:02:22Just pull out. The consoles are done, were in a
- 2:02:25New Era start selling Sony PCS and just stood, come on, just
- 2:02:30met controller, sell some PCS, make some games.
- 2:02:33Okay, we can still do this, give some Japanese people some money
- 2:02:37to make some weird Japanese video games and we can still.
- 2:02:41We could still get something. Yeah it didn't learn with the
- 2:02:47they didn't learn with the PS1. They didn't learn with the PS
- 2:02:50while they kind of flirted with the PS2.
- 2:02:52They they made a really hard to hide those.
- 2:02:53They didn't learn with the PS3 at all.
- 2:02:56So much that you there. She's got shut down forever.
- 2:02:59Almost they didn't fucking think right with BS for the PSP.
- 2:03:04Got broken wide open, the PS Vita, got broken wide open and
- 2:03:08nobody cared and now the PS5 has been hacked.
- 2:03:11Sony, do you know what the definition of Madness Insanity
- 2:03:20right? I'm sorry.
- 2:03:21Insanity. Not Madness and saying which is
- 2:03:24the which is a misquote if I'm not mistaken.
- 2:03:27The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and
- 2:03:32over expecting different results.
- 2:03:33As I quote you as attributed to Einstein, I believe that's a
- 2:03:36misquote like new PlayStation 5 models.
- 2:03:46But it's like I think the play, I think, PlayStations dead.
- 2:03:51Honestly after this generation the way they fucked up.
- 2:03:54An Xbox is done really good and somebody's got a bunch of money
- 2:03:59in a bunch of different places. You know, they've got the
- 2:04:01cameras that got the computers that got the TVs and go ahead
- 2:04:05cuz I've got a nail in it. Got there.
- 2:04:09I was going to say, guys. What was an item PlayStation 2
- 2:04:16Fanboy and I need for me to, I will say this that the
- 2:04:23PlayStation has been a dead franchise as they thought that
- 2:04:26they charge $600 for the console.
- 2:04:28But not really, that's just me kind of being a facetious.
- 2:04:30Fuck, we look past a bullshot of Killzone 2, that wasn't supposed
- 2:04:35to be shown to the public, and all this and the other, but we
- 2:04:38need to just kind of like agree that I love PlayStation and I
- 2:04:41love the key characters that are on there and I love the colors
- 2:04:44and I love the shape than I love the memories in the Celgene,
- 2:04:46even the games at a party in s party doing now.
- 2:04:49But remember that the only reason they won the PS4
- 2:04:52generation was because Xbox literally fumbled the ball so
- 2:04:57hard. And first wife decided yet they
- 2:05:00were not going to be around lock your games instead because
- 2:05:03people didn't like it with Xbox so we're not going to do it PS4
- 2:05:06and Sony would have been happy to have done the exact same
- 2:05:09thing. If Microsoft did not get lynched
- 2:05:12publicly, Well, I agree with, I agree with you but I think it's
- 2:05:17more multifaceted. I do think it is, but I think
- 2:05:22that the VIP exclusive content in the last generation was
- 2:05:30heavily in Sony's favor. I mean, I mean, from the
- 2:05:38Uncharted stew, the God of Wars. Last of Us bloodborne Fantasy 7.
- 2:05:44Final Fantasy said, they had a fucking Tressa Call of Duty
- 2:05:48exclusives that they had 40 is not the right for him with a
- 2:05:54baseball game. I think the moment, I think the
- 2:05:59moment that Sony died was the moment, they agreed to transfer
- 2:06:05there, I let their eye peas be played on PC.
- 2:06:09Because I just seems like a lot that was like, as a singular
- 2:06:13moment of demise, but it's, it, it seems to me to indicate the
- 2:06:18direction that things are going well read.
- 2:06:22That's, that's them trying to survive because the second
- 2:06:25Microsoft, that's what I mean, is, when they did game pass
- 2:06:29because I started focusing on the backwards, they did that,
- 2:06:33and then that's where that shifted and they realized we're
- 2:06:36dead in the fucking water. Well that, I guess that's what I
- 2:06:39mean. It's like a like a last-gasp
- 2:06:42there the day. Yeah, right?
- 2:06:47Yeah, yeah. There's a good way to summarize.
- 2:06:51The hit the red button 7 remake. Yeah.
- 2:06:59I know, the PlayStation, hit the panic button on on PC Studios
- 2:07:03and I'm sure that they have one more button and that bloodborne
- 2:07:07PC. I think that's the last Sunday.
- 2:07:10I know you can dream it. You can stream it through
- 2:07:13PlayStation now but you don't get the DLC.
- 2:07:15So I think that's their final panic button and I mean that
- 2:07:22that actually speaks I think that speaks even more volumes to
- 2:07:25my point. Cuz like if their whole message,
- 2:07:28if there, if they're their motivation was to, you know,
- 2:07:32compete with Game Pass in like offer this multi-platform
- 2:07:36cross-generation thing to other people, they would open the
- 2:07:41fucking floodgates but they're trying to hold on to what they
- 2:07:44think is their one IP that I know you peace you've UPC fux
- 2:07:49with that all the fucking from soft but not this one.
- 2:07:52You want to play this when you got a guy place for the PS5,
- 2:07:57there's some glitches that it runs in PS4 mode and they could
- 2:08:01have upgrade 60. Well okay, they have glitches on
- 2:08:06the PS5 that that's true Acoma. But let's talk about the simple
- 2:08:11fact that like that there are still lots of people that don't
- 2:08:15have PS fives that way. You know what?
- 2:08:19Yet? What's talked about that cuz I
- 2:08:21think that's the most important thing is that, you know, people
- 2:08:23can actually play your new console and the game.
- 2:08:27And that's thing like, okay, when okay, like last year and
- 2:08:34what not when it because when it launched, we were in the midst
- 2:08:38of like a pandemic, right? Everyone was having children was
- 2:08:41the worst and yeah, it was the worst.
- 2:08:43Yeah. And so back then.
- 2:08:45And so went first launched and there was a shortage yeah I
- 2:08:49understood you know I don't think anyone was giving them a
- 2:08:53hard time now two years later and they're still having the
- 2:09:01same issue and it's like really it's not 20 it's not 2020
- 2:09:06anymore. 2020 to watch. Treasure people.
- 2:09:10Just not buying it. I think you're still short as
- 2:09:15well. That's the thing.
- 2:09:18I keep hearing that they're still at the store.
- 2:09:21I'm going to Google it right. Graphics cards are starting to
- 2:09:27get made available again. Like yeah holy fucking shit.
- 2:09:34Walmart $709 Spider-Man bundle. So you get the Spider-Man game
- 2:09:51and a non customer. This is straight from the
- 2:09:53Walmart website, disc disc or digital version Did there is a
- 2:09:59disk thing on the picture. I'm not going to, okay?
- 2:10:03So, it's okay. Now from PlayStation, you can
- 2:10:07buy. It says, you can buy a PS5 for
- 2:10:11$560 Modern Warfare. Modern Warfare 2 bundle.
- 2:10:27I'd say where's the fucking add to cart button, Jesus Christ.
- 2:10:32Oh sign. I have to sign in to buy fucking
- 2:10:35riveting content. Here on the podcast.
- 2:10:37Welcome to the wake you up or what watch.
- 2:10:46Let's watch Apex by is PS5. So he can play with Sammy and
- 2:10:50make fun of me and I couldn't buy a PS5.
- 2:10:59If I was selling myself on the street corner cuz nobody would
- 2:11:02buy me. I'd bite.
- 2:11:04You. Don't say that.
- 2:11:06Don't say that. Jetboil Johnny would Johnny
- 2:11:15would pay for you. I know that I just I just
- 2:11:18discovered that I've got some sort of garnishment on my way.
- 2:11:21Judge, I don't even know why or what for?
- 2:11:24But it's 20% of my paycheck, I have to taxes and my benefits
- 2:11:29and stuff. So, like someone additional like
- 2:11:33$480, if it's come out of my paycheck and I don't, I don't
- 2:11:38know, I don't know why. It just, it just, as garnishment
- 2:11:44kind of going to politicians and lawmakers and governmental
- 2:11:51official houses just start eating some cheese, some more,
- 2:11:55and I think, I think we should make Guillotines in Vogue once
- 2:12:09more. I think that could really get
- 2:12:12some fucking change to start happening cuz if not, we're
- 2:12:16still going to be useful at everything will be put up for
- 2:12:19nothing. I'm fairly confident that this
- 2:12:23whatever is being removed. From my paycheck is something
- 2:12:28based on my negligence, somewhere in the last handful of
- 2:12:32years. But I don't know, I don't know
- 2:12:34how. All right, but Like, an all I
- 2:12:42can surmise is, I owe the government somehow, because I
- 2:12:45have a little bit of credit card debt.
- 2:12:48And that's and some medical bills.
- 2:12:52And they can't legally, just take your fucking paycheck.
- 2:12:56The only people that can is the government.
- 2:12:58So I've got to figure that out. It's just very, very, very
- 2:13:03stressful. I'm not going to lie to you,
- 2:13:05children AR-15s. And what I need to do is build a
- 2:13:14fucking Coliseum and put children with assault rifles,
- 2:13:18and pit bulls in that fucking ring and charge $500 a ticket.
- 2:13:23I'd be golden and note them. Or we build a stadium and we are
- 2:13:29make our security guards toddlers with machine guns and
- 2:13:32Pitbull score. That fancy Guillotine is put
- 2:13:39there and we start making some real change.
- 2:13:42Please start my toddler's that's just like the Hunger Games with
- 2:13:52the guillotine toddlers with fucking assault rifles.
- 2:13:57Riding pitbulls Hazard Hazard, centuries of politicians, don't
- 2:14:03kill each other, the toddler and people will gets exactly right.
- 2:14:08Yeah, you have any idea how it's in your fridge?
- 2:14:12That, which is a trigger finger, is on a toddler, do you have any
- 2:14:15idea how it's a trigger finger on a toddler, is Hillary Clinton
- 2:14:25under over? Whether what's the, what's the
- 2:14:29under over whether or not Hillary Clinton, would survive
- 2:14:31five minutes with a toddler, with an itchy trigger finger?
- 2:14:35It was drunk. She would drown in her own
- 2:14:38saliva she would rule herself to death.
- 2:14:41It would it would end the second she called the toddler
- 2:14:45misogynist guys we we need to make America Rome again.
- 2:14:51I think that that's what we're kind of getting a snake
- 2:14:54American. Make America room again, I like
- 2:14:57that. Let's let's get rid of the
- 2:15:03Walmart Republic. We've got going here.
- 2:15:05Let's put, let's get back to the Romans.
- 2:15:12What will throw a ball through cripples in there with lions to
- 2:15:16wear and scared? Well, I'll see him that's just
- 2:15:20not the same ticket. These people buy a ticket.
- 2:15:23They spend $700 on this ticket. They're going to watch a pit
- 2:15:28bull, riding Pitbull, written by a toddler.
- 2:15:33No, I can. A lion being ridden by Sam was
- 2:15:39being ridden by a pitbull. Who's being written by a toddler
- 2:15:42with an AR-15 wearing. A wearing, a Burger.
- 2:15:50King wearing a Burger King from No, because we as Americans
- 2:15:55don't have good associations with anything with crowns.
- 2:15:58Remember bulshit except for that, the Niger guy on the
- 2:16:01plane. The voicemail.
- 2:16:02And it was yelling, the n-word wearing his Burger King ground.
- 2:16:06Let's guess what? I was getting at.
- 2:16:07Okay, we'll put him on the Billboards on the outside and
- 2:16:10make him fight. Something about changing
- 2:16:21something. I was I was just going to say,
- 2:16:26wasn't I? I don't I don't fight line but I
- 2:16:30will be always the one writing the lion, chasing the
- 2:16:33politicians around the rat. Will get that Russian bitch
- 2:16:39that's got the Luna that the Black Panther you just become
- 2:16:45friends with her and that tiger and you you ride them.
- 2:16:47She's really cool. They're both right now.
- 2:16:53I'm talking about I'm talking about Luna, the Panther and hers
- 2:16:57just obnoxiously hot owners. Last trainer, Black Panther
- 2:17:05Marvel. It's it's actually a leopard.
- 2:17:09I saw him to make me rethink of what I think of when I hear the
- 2:17:16word black panther was never know when I hear Black Panther a
- 2:17:20terrorist in the seventies. But you know, I'm just kidding.
- 2:17:27Black panther y'all got some good style ain't quite nasty
- 2:17:30level, but it's pretty decent. You know?
- 2:17:32What is in decent though? You know, it isn't decent
- 2:17:35gentleman, the last article of today.
- 2:17:36And that is that a his Horizon zero Dawn remaster is involved
- 2:17:42or no for a five year old and five year old game.
- 2:17:46Yes. Jesus, and it's claimed sources
- 2:17:50claim an update of the 2017 game is in development along with the
- 2:17:54multiplayer spin-off. Okay.
- 2:17:57How all these new newest games? Getting remakes out the ass but
- 2:18:04white boards on PS4. Yeah.
- 2:18:07Yeah. But like rum, he's just running,
- 2:18:14has just now talked out like remaking, Max Payne, even though
- 2:18:18it's been 20 years to the only people who care about Max Payne
- 2:18:24are dope, bass motherfukers, who are sitting in this call and and
- 2:18:29we aren't buying a video games. Apparently we got to end.
- 2:18:34Who's yeah. Because yeah because we want to
- 2:18:39play we want to play games with actual good gameplay, mechanics
- 2:18:42and good stores. We don't want to we don't want
- 2:18:45to buy, you know, we don't want to buy the latest you know,
- 2:18:49overproduce crap. Just because We want actually
- 2:18:54good games. We don't want me to do and
- 2:18:56that's why we're misogynistic racist.
- 2:18:59Ableist oppressive, not see totality.
- 2:19:04Mystic authoritarian, fascist homophobic on, hold on, hold on.
- 2:19:13Intolerance Chud's apparently now we all say is Scooby-Doo, is
- 2:19:30that why? There's now a lot more lesbian
- 2:19:32porn of Velma being flooded everywhere.
- 2:19:34November snow black has black in the new thing.
- 2:19:38That's no, wait, wait, wait, no. No Velma Velma is a pasty white.
- 2:19:43Girl, probably not like, But that but that's not the seat
- 2:19:54Hanna-Barbera neither is neither is fucking A Little Mermaid,
- 2:20:01black substance Disney. I count.
- 2:20:05I come to expect that. This is Scooby-Doo, though.
- 2:20:07I care about this. I guarantee you Disney fucking
- 2:20:11owns this IP I should be worried about now is now a black woman
- 2:20:20who's played by an Indian woman from the office.
- 2:20:26Wait, hold on. This is a cartoon or live action
- 2:20:29cartoon but it's Doma Dinkley, whatever her fucking Yeah, I
- 2:20:44know it's an actual show surrounding Velma.
- 2:20:48Hold on. I will go on one second and I
- 2:20:56will show you just exactly what. No, we're not going to watch
- 2:21:08that. No, that's that's not what I
- 2:21:10wanted to watch. Call Naser from hbomax.
- 2:21:17Are you watching? No, I don't want Can you guys
- 2:21:23can use here? They just learned, do you intend
- 2:21:29to make a genre vending comedic origin story of Judy Johnson
- 2:21:36When I heard his new version of Judy Jetson wouldn't be boy,
- 2:21:39crazy. The only word I had to describe
- 2:21:42my dick is stinky, but there is one thing internet agrees on is
- 2:21:47that you should never change anything, ever.
- 2:21:49I hope you die. Clearly Belmont, at least Judy
- 2:21:54still White. I know caller.
- 2:21:58Hello. Velma Dinkley, speaking.
- 2:22:14Are you a serial killer calling from inside my house?
- 2:22:19And that's my point. Why change anything on the
- 2:22:22classic also work, right? When you're inside my house.
- 2:22:36Yeah, welcome to your childhood. Okay, alright, okay.
- 2:22:42Alright, alright, I'm getting the fuck.
- 2:22:48I'm fucking done with you. Do you?
- 2:22:53Do you like how, how they were like, you can't change any?
- 2:22:57You can't fucking change characters.
- 2:22:59They're trying to do like that. That's on the nose thing.
- 2:23:05OK. Google you're spitting in my
- 2:23:12face. King face and I have a gun,
- 2:23:14don't be sad. You know what the worst part is?
- 2:23:18She sounds, fantastic. She would have done a fantastic
- 2:23:21Velma. If you did not, try this on the
- 2:23:24Y with the black girl. Go at least, she's still white.
- 2:23:28When that's the typical Sarah typical sing, you a joke for the
- 2:23:32other skin tone, because you're trying to be a late hit with it
- 2:23:37or later they're spaced. There's a lot of based black
- 2:23:42girls out there. Maybe that's who they're trying
- 2:23:44to appeal to, you know? Oh my God!
- 2:23:48Oh my God! Oh God!
- 2:23:49Oh God dude! Dude if this is an origin story
- 2:23:55of Velma, I love to Whitey's she Michael Jackson know why go?
- 2:24:01Yes have Vitiligo dude. No, I love, I love how they just
- 2:24:05like with the She-Hulk thing, which I've never watched a
- 2:24:08single second of other than Clips on Twitter but like her
- 2:24:12Main Enemy. Apparently, in the most recent
- 2:24:15episode is just online trolls, like licking her sex tape.
- 2:24:20Like Reddit nerds, licking, a sex tape and calling a slut
- 2:24:25faced. Yeah.
- 2:24:27So and then it's like, it's a big, like, literally like they
- 2:24:30build it up, like, Lex fucking Luther apparently.
- 2:24:32As like off Lookout. Fuck is she?
- 2:24:37She fucks guys on camera or somebody told her.
- 2:24:41I thought there's something, whatever.
- 2:24:42I don't, I don't even know what they're like.
- 2:24:44They're trying to lean into this online thing.
- 2:24:49But don't they also make her act like a fucking slut on the show?
- 2:24:52GS? I need she clearly is a sled if
- 2:24:55she's going to take the pictures of horror.
- 2:24:58I mean, well, Well, I mean so so I haven't seen an episode of the
- 2:25:08of this show, but from that job over loves.
- 2:25:12It is Rachel Maddow I heard I heard there's an episode where
- 2:25:28she man's where, where she explains that to the Incredible
- 2:25:33Hulk Bruce Banner. That the reason why she's angry
- 2:25:37all the time is because he's a man.
- 2:25:40No, no, no, no, you've misinterpreted that, it, it say,
- 2:25:44Bruce is trying to explain to her that, you know, something
- 2:25:51about anger and how it comes in. Unexpected forms, and you've got
- 2:25:58to be prepared to control yourself and her response is
- 2:26:02something like, I've been catcalled, my whole life.
- 2:26:06I deal with toxic masculinity every single day.
- 2:26:10I know what it means to be angry.
- 2:26:13I'm better than you Bruce Banner, the Hulk the original
- 2:26:17cuz I'm a woman and I have kids and to be fair, she's right
- 2:26:22about that last part. I wish women would cat call me.
- 2:26:26I don't know what the fuck. The problem is.
- 2:26:28The whole the whole if they got okay.
- 2:26:34I understand if it's just like some rent.
- 2:26:37A lot of women. I know, I want to listen to
- 2:26:41women, yell at me across the street and tell me they want to
- 2:26:44fucking gargle. My nuts, that sounds fantastic.
- 2:26:48I would love to be catcalled. I would love to be called I
- 2:26:54would love to be objectified by what would fucking make my shity
- 2:26:58day a little better, cuz I can't hold.
- 2:27:01Somebody wants to touch my penis.
- 2:27:02I've got a, I got a 4 minute seen here on YouTube.
- 2:27:07If you guys went to after the video, you showed me.
- 2:27:10I don't fuck it. Trust you, go ahead.
- 2:27:12Yeah, we're going to do it cuz I did Scooby-Doo was legitimately
- 2:27:19a near and dear to my heart series.
- 2:27:22Like I had my parents got me everything to have a Scooby-Doo
- 2:27:26themed bathroom and bedroom when I was a kid, like I fucking
- 2:27:30watch the fucking Zombie Island where they went to fucking
- 2:27:33Louisiana movie. Like, I wore that VHS tape, Love
- 2:27:39Scooby-Doo. And this kills me.
- 2:27:42Yeah, on the bright side, because of the, on the nose
- 2:27:47guys. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:27:48Yeah. It's it's absurd, it's absurd.
- 2:27:53On the bright side. This this this hbo.max thing
- 2:27:58makes, Makes like the live action Scooby Doo movies.
- 2:28:04Look good, which are terrible. I do not even that bad.
- 2:28:11I've seen more like movies based on a thing that it were way
- 2:28:15worse. They, they are not that offense,
- 2:28:19but like, people don't like anything lately, coming out, and
- 2:28:22they've been trying it. That's why I scooped happened in
- 2:28:24school was actually a decent movie that nobody will believe
- 2:28:27this kind of angry. And I having a gun, make me more
- 2:28:33Angry. I've got the whole in the whole
- 2:28:36four minute training scene or the two minutes, she has it so
- 2:28:40much harder. I have no idea what you wearing
- 2:28:43to the short one. Driving cheap 51.
- 2:28:57Top of it. I do it all the time.
- 2:29:01Bright red when I get to watch that one.
- 2:29:03Cuz this is this is cutting another ship from other parts
- 2:29:07were just going to watch the straight up clip.
- 2:29:09I think this is to ask surveillance dominoes game.
- 2:29:17I'll let you spend the night. I'm glad I hope it doesn't get
- 2:29:29flagged. Central emailing it at all these
- 2:29:38things. What am I ever going to use
- 2:29:39this? As a lawyer.
- 2:29:40When you have powers like this, it's like putting a Target on
- 2:29:44your back and the backs of all the people you care about.
- 2:29:46Oh, and another way, my life is rough.
- 2:29:48All right, all I've been doing is showing you the downside to
- 2:29:52being a hoe, but there are a few upsides.
- 2:29:58How far is metabolize alcohol on an incredibly fast rate, which
- 2:30:03means that we can drink so much and not get drunk.
- 2:30:07And look at the guys, talking about getting drunk, no borrow
- 2:30:14Did you want to get drunk? That's not the point.
- 2:30:18Yes. Control overwhelming feelings of
- 2:30:28Rage. Durable packaging for when your
- 2:30:32sleep is so bad. She threw it farther than him.
- 2:30:50Best friend being a Hulk, ask for balance back, right?
- 2:31:03Some clearly nailing it. I don't know.
- 2:31:09Do you want to go back to life as a lawyer?
- 2:31:11I I respect that. Fourth wall, break the fourth
- 2:31:20wall. How fucking edgy?
- 2:31:27Clear. The launch a division for the
- 2:31:29and I want to see Hulk to be the face of it.
- 2:31:35Famous Thai. Namaste Grill.
- 2:32:02I'm not proud of this. I'm not at all, dude answer to a
- 2:32:08higher power. Oh no.
- 2:32:13I am a lawyer but do things by the book.
- 2:32:15That man was one of the cons. Oh yeah, and go friends.
- 2:32:32You had in high school I just want to go pick up jealous.
- 2:32:44Is that what I'm feeling? You're saying she says, no, it's
- 2:32:51not. Anyway, I like I like how
- 2:32:55they're like B will give the women having to deal with cat
- 2:32:58calling and being sexualized and objectified.
- 2:33:01But look at her, fucking dump truck ass and thighs, and
- 2:33:04twerking, and her titties and how pretty she is.
- 2:33:06Could we could make an ugly female Hulk and then that
- 2:33:09wouldn't fucking sell, but you know, don't think she's sexy cuz
- 2:33:13that's misogynistic. Yeah.
- 2:33:16Well yeah, they do some twerking and shit.
- 2:33:19Yeah, I saw the gifts and just to know that she has the fucking
- 2:33:23nuts to say that to Bruce Banner.
- 2:33:25You know what, I'm going to say this and this may be anger.
- 2:33:30Some people that I really don't give a fuck in mr.
- 2:33:32Vickers, I love you. I'm sorry.
- 2:33:33Let's keep comic books, comic books.
- 2:33:35Let's make comic books comic books again.
- 2:33:40But yes, thank you. I am fucking tired of the
- 2:33:43movies. I am tired of the TV shows.
- 2:33:45Let's have superheroes babies. Cool things.
- 2:33:48And some books are printed images.
- 2:33:51It's been over done either. I remember, when was an item, I
- 2:33:55remember one superhero movies that used to come out like every
- 2:33:59two, like you would get a new Spider-Man movie, every two or
- 2:34:03three years with the Tobey Maguire movies, they weren't new
- 2:34:07ones coming out every year, like, and it was, it was working
- 2:34:12off the same thing and it never went to crazy.
- 2:34:14Yeah. But like but like when when they
- 2:34:19found it, Got any. when does Spider-Man movie came out, like
- 2:34:26there was Yeah, I'll get it with Spider-Man 1 and then there was
- 2:34:32fire Man, 2. And then like we had to wait
- 2:34:34like no three years like find out what my point is is like
- 2:34:40there was we had to wait for like we had to wait for
- 2:34:43superhero movies and sequels. Back in the day, they weren't
- 2:34:46turning them out. Like, they did, like, they just
- 2:34:49now and that we appreciated that more back then, because they
- 2:34:58weren't like shrimp out every single year.
- 2:35:01That's literally what I was going to.
- 2:35:02I was seriously thinking about this earlier today, that I would
- 2:35:07much rather for like 4, go this shipping.
- 2:35:13This cross-platform bulshit on every level.
- 2:35:17Video games, movies TV shows. All of it to have the exclusive
- 2:35:23and exclusivity that we used to have back in the day, where was
- 2:35:28like, yeah, I had to watch this. To get that thing.
- 2:35:31You know that thing couldn't be found and, you know, five other
- 2:35:36things you had to watch this one thing.
- 2:35:39But anyway, it's 32 second clip but then that was like the only
- 2:35:49thing you had to watch, you didn't have to watch five other
- 2:35:52things that you have to watch to watch the newest Avengers movie.
- 2:35:56You don't have, you didn't wind up, had to have watched four,
- 2:36:00other movies, and origin story with nine points, and then to
- 2:36:08prequel TV series. And then another side TV series
- 2:36:12based off of that. And if you're lucky, nobody
- 2:36:14wrote a fucking novel at some point, right?
- 2:36:18All right, you guys ready for this?
- 2:36:20This was the original ready to be upset.
- 2:36:29When I'm called in the street, when incompetent man explained
- 2:36:34my own area of expertise to me, I do it pretty much every day
- 2:36:38because if I don't, I will get called emotional or difficult to
- 2:36:43remove might just literally get murdered.
- 2:36:45So, I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it more
- 2:36:50than you. I'm just going to say a woman
- 2:36:55would also say the same shift to her and explain her her own area
- 2:36:58of expertise a real for real because she's a dumb bitch.
- 2:37:03She sucks at her job, probably You know, there's a lot of those
- 2:37:08men to men. What about what about that one?
- 2:37:18Crazy chick in Japan that people started falling for.
- 2:37:21I don't like. I wish you girl.
- 2:37:27I like your brother. Like me would stab meme in your
- 2:37:30dick. You're with a Latina.
- 2:37:31It's possible that she probably will, that will probably be my
- 2:37:36cause of death dating. A Latina likes like many men
- 2:37:42before you. I'm not even exaggerating a
- 2:37:45well, at least you could do is like straddle your face while
- 2:37:54she kills you. If anything, we'll be drowned.
- 2:38:01Nevermind. I was trying to make a big booty
- 2:38:08latina jerk but it didn't work. The Shoe Box, the stereotypes.
- 2:38:15That tall tall skinny Latina cell.
- 2:38:23Oh yeah, no big booty. No, big titties, Scott, big
- 2:38:26lips. And she's very pretty, but, you
- 2:38:30know, other than that, she will probably that me.
- 2:38:35Yeah. Who knows you personally but if
- 2:38:38she gets a, if she gets a gun, she probably, she will probably
- 2:38:41shoot me. And I've been taking her to the
- 2:38:44firing range practice, but, you know, maybe, I'm, maybe I'm
- 2:38:50engineering my own suicide, you know, maybe that's the whole
- 2:38:54point of you, not, if you stab her first Apex, I've tried, I've
- 2:39:07tried to look. I've stabbed her repeatedly,
- 2:39:10man. Are you okay with a knife
- 2:39:13though? No, no.
- 2:39:16That was a knockout damage. Hahaha.
- 2:39:21That's a couple hours down. Hell.
- 2:39:35Yeah, I do the old band of getting back together.
- 2:39:42The good will be returning. This coming Thursday, the 13th.
- 2:39:53And yeah, very good. Who knows what's going to happen
- 2:39:58night? Certainly fucking don't.
- 2:40:00I'm excited. It's been, it's been a while.
- 2:40:05I hear rumors that you might be going on a road trip to Mexico
- 2:40:10but or virtually at least I don't know.
- 2:40:14There's no any anyting. It's possible.
- 2:40:18Anything is possible. Now it's all a bunch of could be
- 2:40:22could have might have happens in the the tweet that song I Saw,
- 2:40:28announcing the Resurgence of the, The Good, The Bad, and The
- 2:40:33Vicious. So, I'm excited to see where it
- 2:40:37goes. I think things are in flux as
- 2:40:42they always are. We're doing our best to get
- 2:40:43everything set up, but we will be returning and the topic, 4
- 2:40:48episode 12 are returning. Show will be the topic of
- 2:40:52Father's responsibilities. Fantastic.
- 2:40:56So it's I get to hear father talk I get to talk about not
- 2:41:01being a father and my partial moments in fatherhood and video
- 2:41:08games with Tamagotchis or princess makers or idolmaster.
- 2:41:13It's going to be a good day. Maybe maybe I could sneak in
- 2:41:17there and talked about being a stepfather for a handful of
- 2:41:20years. May be fair to be fair though.
- 2:41:27Nowadays the father threshold for being a good father is it's
- 2:41:32not too hard, you just got it you know give me Money to your
- 2:41:37baby mama or or your wife, more money.
- 2:41:40Give them more money than I don't know.
- 2:41:42Strangers on the internet do yeah, yeah.
- 2:41:46That's that's a good start. You hard to do, you know him out
- 2:41:53in a picture out and you know use them for for sympathy points
- 2:41:58on the internet when you're a fucking man and the father you
- 2:42:01know it's it's a very low bar honest better yet.
- 2:42:05Have you heard horse-faced disgusting?
- 2:42:10Female post. Ink drawing clothing in Mexico
- 2:42:17with no fucking. Sorry, I threw up in my mouth a
- 2:42:23little bit with posting pictures with no bra on while holding
- 2:42:28said, baby. And I'm look, listen, that baby
- 2:42:32in that picture is pretty awesome.
- 2:42:34He's got like that, the Italian fucking kind of hands going on.
- 2:42:40Who's like, look at how fucking perfect.
- 2:42:42This picture is guys that poor bastard.
- 2:42:44Me make it easily is a mean word already.
- 2:42:47I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 2:42:49Oh my God, Rosie is a, she may be okay.
- 2:42:57No. Yeah, I think so.
- 2:42:59I need to give you a nice to your fucking face because I
- 2:43:05forgot how happy my life has gotten before.
- 2:43:07I saw me again, and then I just got sad and then I forgot that I
- 2:43:12saw that picture. And then you brought up in this
- 2:43:19fucking show that you've been retweeted that picture or at
- 2:43:22least I remembered I saw from your fuck.
- 2:43:23Yeah. And then I got fat again, right?
- 2:43:26As you were talking about horse face and nipples.
- 2:43:28And I'm just, like, looks like a nigger.
- 2:43:37Fuck steal a whole. It's alright.
- 2:43:42So yeah, it seems turned on by, you know, whether I would much
- 2:43:59rather see a naked pantsu than a naked Ethan Ralph.
- 2:44:03Well, very least. Yeah, they're well now hold on,
- 2:44:07hold on. Like a full frontal nudity,
- 2:44:14picture of one of the other I would rather have Ethan Ralph
- 2:44:18cuz that's way funnier, there's way more possibilities there.
- 2:44:22Look, I would get sad at Panthers Nudy's, man, I know.
- 2:44:33It said titties. Look like when it looks like you
- 2:44:36just bunch of the stuff to bunch of fucking quarters and a single
- 2:44:39in jello in an old tube socks. I know Warren full kits.
- 2:44:43Look like okay I wanted to arrange a nice little funeral.
- 2:44:48Concession for a pair of tits, that was extremely sad.
- 2:44:54I would still be more sad looking at.
- 2:44:56It makes you think you need some Ralph.
- 2:44:58Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to say wouldn't be set, wouldn't be
- 2:45:03a depressing photo of humanity, but it would be way funnier.
- 2:45:08Like Patsy would just be like a gross naked, girl.
- 2:45:11You know what more corn could be harvested from the other.
- 2:45:14I'll give you that Ethan Ralph being nude and its tiny little
- 2:45:20penis, you know, hidden by his fat gun hanging 12in past
- 2:45:26Beltline the micro Memphis. 10 cm, you would be funny, what is
- 2:45:3210 cm? His penis in America, in
- 2:45:35America. 4 ft 3 or 4 or whatever.
- 2:45:45This is literally right before 4 is it?
- 2:45:50Which is what I said? Yeah.
- 2:45:51Oh oh, oh, I just Googled it. Okay.
- 2:45:55I'm sorry. Micro Memphis, 10, m, m.
- 2:45:58Okay, a centimeter. No millimeter smaller than that.
- 2:46:04What the company had and told Gator.
- 2:46:11No I'm just really was a bad angle like it's hmmm so that's
- 2:46:20that's 393 of an inch. Yes, I'm alright.
- 2:46:25No it's not. Come on give the fucking give
- 2:46:29the fog hog some fucking credit. All right, if you guys got at
- 2:46:32least you want to give Ethan drop some more.
- 2:46:37At least four inches worth of penis, that is not fair.
- 2:46:41Come on. He is a human man.
- 2:46:42No man has less than one inch of penis that that's not how they
- 2:46:51prefer to be called ma'am. Now, excuse you, it's okay, we
- 2:47:00got to stop this cuz I'm running out of freestyle material.
- 2:47:02I'm going to stop by my job and stuff which I can't Ralph has a
- 2:47:15man but what up things? Yeah.
- 2:47:18Yeah. Owaisi.
- 2:47:25I did him a favor. All right, he is a human man.
- 2:47:28With it's very severely tiny penis.
- 2:47:32He's also noxious Lee. That I think about it in your
- 2:47:40head you just I literally am I fat.
- 2:47:45It would be really funny to see that fat piece of shit like You
- 2:47:49know, I don't release the sex tape of him with his tiny penis
- 2:47:52shoving his thumb into some poor young woman's ass.
- 2:47:56And, you know, maybe just stick it in his mouth sniffing.
- 2:47:59I'm actually eating poop, eating poop, Ethan, Ralph eats fecal
- 2:48:06matter. I have to work as much as a
- 2:48:14homosexual that's normal for them.
- 2:48:16The dick comes out of your own ass, what you going to not suck
- 2:48:20the dick of the guy that was just fucking you.
- 2:48:22You know, I will say this, I think the homosexual men of
- 2:48:29America, First are the ones truly going to be holding up the
- 2:48:32adult diaper industry going forward and if you're all gay
- 2:48:37men will but instead of the America first I think they'll
- 2:48:39really be holding the American diaper, American adult diaper
- 2:48:43infrastructure. The economy of it holding it
- 2:48:47together in 20-30 years, but none of them can close their
- 2:48:49assholes. Yeah, I know they'll transition,
- 2:48:52though. They'll be will be the adult
- 2:48:53baby that do. It'll be a fetish though,
- 2:48:55though. We'll be a protected class by
- 2:48:58that point somehow where they get their adult baby daddy's for
- 2:49:02free. We need Guillotines Walmart and
- 2:49:07they and they will somehow convince Their audience or
- 2:49:10what's left of it that it's all Bass.
- 2:49:12Sunroad told Gus that you used to like keep teeth and ears and
- 2:49:22Vietnam Depot Garden. Yeah, maybe we should start
- 2:49:28shutting off and keep it around your neck.
- 2:49:33So that's what we're doing dicks.
- 2:49:37We're doing straight dicks. Or if the Jewish god damn it,
- 2:49:40that's a goddamn Aqua Teen Hunger, Force episode.
- 2:49:43Is it really goddamn bottom of your cup and you win the grand
- 2:49:50prize. These little like Asian penis.
- 2:49:52Guys, with rice have to come over with a fucking necklace,
- 2:49:56made of dicks on it because you won the grand prize as getting
- 2:49:59your dick cut off. So that the dick fairy who used
- 2:50:05to be the tooth fairy in Disguise, so that the dick
- 2:50:07Theory can have enough dick to make a dick rocket to get back
- 2:50:10to Dick planet. That is it Bucking episode of
- 2:50:15Aqua Teen Hunger Force and I will always remember?
- 2:50:18Goddamn thing they were eating. But at the beginning of the
- 2:50:23episode with Sabe fries where they put Wasabi on the inside of
- 2:50:27the french fry, and I've always wanted that.
- 2:50:30And that's all you had on the condo in your fat, goddamn your
- 2:50:34fat. That's no that's awesome though.
- 2:50:44Cuz I I don't that does not ring any bells in my Aqua Teen Hunger
- 2:50:48Force watch. I love that.
- 2:50:52I love that show but I wasn't like a huge fan.
- 2:50:56Like I watched it when it was just when I walked back, you'll
- 2:50:59be a huge fan. That was me with the that was me
- 2:51:13with the with the office I wasn't a huge fan was when it
- 2:51:17was on my re watched it during the day and then again I mean
- 2:51:21that I mean the office was really like you know super
- 2:51:26raunchy are nothing but they made play Politically Incorrect
- 2:51:29jokes that you could not married.
- 2:51:35Do you know who does that better?
- 2:51:37Than anybody is 30 Rock 30 Rock in the best fucking shows ever
- 2:51:42on TV. The funniest shows anyway like
- 2:51:45the jokes per minute in that show is unprecedented.
- 2:52:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talking about his background.
- 2:52:20Advantage of Waffle House. That's what I'm saying dude it's
- 2:52:27it is it's gold. I watched a couple episodes
- 2:52:31recently I'm going to watch the whole series years ago but God
- 2:52:36damn, it's so good. That's I mean that's like
- 2:52:39Simpsons level comedy writing where it's like a joke, joke,
- 2:52:43joke, joke, joke, joke, good boy are not modern Simpsons but you
- 2:52:49know, free episode are preseason 10.
- 2:52:53Let's say, rewriting of Gloria episode 1, Hey look.
- 2:53:10This is the Whitfield of bro, bro.
- 2:53:11Where we where we where we have no goals and we just bullshit
- 2:53:19cuz this crippled bastard run in the fucking show here, you know,
- 2:53:23pick the theme of America bother bother to like come up with a
- 2:53:29show structure like things he wants to talk about or anything
- 2:53:33like that, which is fine. I've been your other than your
- 2:53:37bitch. I know well in all the rage when
- 2:53:45I know when I created this show. So, well, we, we need some
- 2:53:51structure will talk about this. Patrick meme is insanity of
- 2:54:00structure. That's a structure with you.
- 2:54:03Apex 8/8 year, either on the train, when it takes off, or you
- 2:54:09catch up with the Train on, on whatever, you're writing to get
- 2:54:13onto the train, you make your way to the front of the train.
- 2:54:18You push Sam out of his wheelchair.
- 2:54:21You bludgeon me and or get your Latina partner, stabbed me and
- 2:54:27then you take the train and you go just put you on the tracks
- 2:54:31and you just hit left. And the thing is a weapon only
- 2:54:34goes forward and back. So you left pretty fucking
- 2:54:38impress me and then that's how we end up taking a wrong turn at
- 2:54:42Albuquerque. Let's let's be clear.
- 2:54:44I ride up on my horse with my my elongated.
- 2:54:49Super skinny toothpick latinovich, I throw her onto
- 2:54:53the, the lead car. The engine is it worth, it's
- 2:54:59called and then I Buffett my horses, shoot it in the fucking
- 2:55:03head because I don't like what you like.
- 2:55:05One would dispose of a Yoshi in Mario, right?
- 2:55:08And then I throw my gun off the train cuz I'm not trying to kill
- 2:55:11anything else, right? Right.
- 2:55:13That's how you have your girlfriend.
- 2:55:14I boost my energy into the incinerator and use him.
- 2:55:21Most fuel for my the progression of his dream.
- 2:55:26I mean, I pull him out as early, as I see where the real power
- 2:55:32is, I kick him out of his wheelchair into the incinerator
- 2:55:35sit in his wheelchair, pull him out real quick, so we don't want
- 2:55:38to kill him. Just send him a little bit, just
- 2:55:40by his hair lines for a life label proof.
- 2:55:44Which is why cloud is shaved every like you know every six
- 2:55:53months or so. I am then to cover the scars,
- 2:55:58right? So then I pull them out of the
- 2:56:00fire. My my hot skinny Latina
- 2:56:03girlfriend. Kicked him in the face with her
- 2:56:06a 6-inch high heels caves. This fucking eyeballing and then
- 2:56:11only then do we find out. It's a decoy.
- 2:56:13This was a fake crippled Sammy, the whole time Sam.
- 2:56:20He's been in the dining car, the whole fucking time, right?
- 2:56:23So now we've got to climb over all these cars on Old Rush
- 2:56:27Limbaugh, YouTube clips in 360p and he was you happy to just
- 2:56:30chill there. Yeah, I literally, I just threw
- 2:56:36out some Rush, Limbaugh Copley a 3-hour Rush Limbaugh
- 2:56:39calculation, he he didn't move, you know.
- 2:56:41So so then I took the wheel of a train which is an actual wheel
- 2:56:46and a rocket left and right, you know, it's hard as I could and
- 2:56:51eventually we ended up in a girl back.
- 2:56:55Water lake of Southern Florida in a miles away from Sammy's
- 2:57:01house and I don't think he's ever left if if I remember
- 2:57:06correctly. It just so, you know, just a
- 2:57:12girl bath water. I mean to maybe all of them,
- 2:57:14maybe one of them. You know, I'm not taller but
- 2:57:17it's called that's just the name of the lake at Cuba.
- 2:57:21I don't know. That's our actual future.
- 2:57:23Fuck off. Don't block now, anything's
- 2:57:31possible. Fuck this.
- 2:57:33This actually might have been this actually might be our
- 2:57:36greatest episode and this was fun.
- 2:57:40I enjoyed it but let's let's kill it while we're just under
- 2:57:44three hours for doing a dinosaurs of monkey is that was
- 2:58:06that was awesome. That was an awesome episode
- 2:58:09though dude. Yeah.
- 2:58:11Oh yeah, it was it was it was all so I most downloaded
- 2:58:14episodes for a while that was that was, that was an episode
- 2:58:27where we put like no effort into whatsoever.
- 2:58:30It got like over 3,000 downloads of some votes.
- 2:58:44No, download download. Oh my God.
- 2:58:48Okay, cereal to start months and because it's a cope with that
- 2:59:00being the most downvoted episode you've ever done.
- 2:59:03Well, you should have pulled it out to enjoy the delicious Taste
- 2:59:06of checks, because check the rice Chex to my game.
- 2:59:20Thanks for thanks for turning, and everyone, and glad to be
- 2:59:25back. Glad that you, and thank you for
- 2:59:31listen to the Whitfield report. Sam w.
- 2:59:37Yep. Never mind Sam.
- 2:59:39What you want to see on all platforms.
- 2:59:50Basically, thank you for listening.
- 2:59:54We love you and don't kill yourself.
- 2:59:59You know, she saw it. That's that's fair.
- 3:00:03That's all it pretty much. Good night, everybody.
- 3:00:07Good night, everybody have a good evening, good week, good
- 3:00:11weekend. And thank you for listening.
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- 3:00:43send Sam your titties.