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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well the ninety six This Morning Freak Show. We are
- 0:04Speaker 1: so back, Bob. We are so back by.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Freshness and Daisy, off our spring break, ready to entertain
- 0:13Speaker 2: the masses of Pittsburgh.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Hi, It's Mikey and Bob a kiss Morning Freak Show. Hi.
- 0:20Speaker 2: I'm glad we got it out of the way on Saturday.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Me and Bob were at the Pen's game on Saturday,
- 0:25Speaker 2: and we hadn't seen each other in a week, right,
- 0:28Speaker 2: because we were off last week.
- 0:31Speaker 1: I almost died at the Penn's game. I was laughing
- 0:34Speaker 1: so hard.
- 0:35Speaker 2: You had me laughing so hard too, and like I
- 0:37Speaker 2: was looking around at other people.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I'm just like this how we are when we don't
- 0:40Speaker 1: see each other for a while, you.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Know, like and then and then I didn't want to
- 0:44Speaker 2: ask you at the Penn's game. So Bob comes in
- 0:47Speaker 2: here this morning and I say, hey, man, you didn't
- 0:51Speaker 2: happen to like you weren't drunk at the Penn's game,
- 0:54Speaker 2: were you.
- 0:55Speaker 1: You didn't happen to take anything, did you?
- 0:58Speaker 2: And you were just like no, Oh, I was just uh,
- 1:01Speaker 2: just having a good time with my buddy.
- 1:03Speaker 1: I thought you were high or something anal.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's gonna translate to the show today because
- 1:10Speaker 2: we're like idiots. Man, I'm telling you, like me and
- 1:12Speaker 2: Bob don't see each other for a while, and then
- 1:15Speaker 2: it's just like, oh man, you know, it's like seeing
- 1:18Speaker 2: it all the relative you haven't seen it all it's
- 1:20Speaker 2: been it's been like two days saw each other. We
- 1:25Speaker 2: have a good time. Ready to go listen. I can't
- 1:27Speaker 2: believe we missed two things. I can't believe we missed
- 1:29Speaker 2: colonoscopy lady, and I cannot believe we missed.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Naked Lady at the White Oak Jiny.
- 1:36Speaker 2: I mean, those are the two big stories, right that
- 1:39Speaker 2: we missed. And oh my gosh, Colin all right, we'll
- 1:42Speaker 2: get colonoscopy. I feel like we need to cover these
- 1:44Speaker 2: stories still that we missed because they were tailor made
- 1:47Speaker 2: for our show. Kate and a couple of days off
- 1:49Speaker 2: and look what happens Pittsburgh.
- 1:51Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:51Speaker 2: And by the way, we have to talk about how
- 1:54Speaker 2: Bob got the video very early on. I know it's
- 1:58Speaker 2: all over the place, but the naked Lady that the
- 2:00Speaker 2: White Oak Giant Eagle, there's a whole story behind how
- 2:03Speaker 2: Bob got that video.
- 2:05Speaker 1: So we will get to that.
- 2:07Speaker 2: I mean, let the giggles start already. Then huh so
- 2:10Speaker 2: what colonoscope lady next day? Yeah, let's do that, all right,
- 2:15Speaker 2: We'll do that next year on the Kiss Morning Free Show.
- 2:17Speaker 2: Also get to all your talkbacks you sent over vacation,
- 2:20Speaker 2: and we have Kesha tickets.
- 2:21Speaker 1: Around eight thirty. Good Morning, We're back. It's Michael Bob
- 2:24Speaker 1: Hi Kiss.
- 2:29Speaker 2: One big thing I learned over our spring break, Bob,
- 2:32Speaker 2: was that our listeners, man, they have our backs so bad, Like,
- 2:37Speaker 2: even though they knew most of you knew we were
- 2:40Speaker 2: on break last week, whenever anything happened in the city,
- 2:46Speaker 2: our messages would just be flooded non stop. Let me
- 2:50Speaker 2: tell you, I don't know if I've ever been sent
- 2:52Speaker 2: a clip as many times as I got sent to
- 2:54Speaker 2: Kolonosky lady in El Equippam. I know, I know Katie
- 2:58Speaker 2: K talked to this lady because you know, during when
- 3:01Speaker 2: we had the severe storms and everything, some power was
- 3:03Speaker 2: out and some you know, I had some water issues
- 3:06Speaker 2: and stuff like that, so water was off for a
- 3:08Speaker 2: little while and in Aliquippa and Katie K talked to
- 3:12Speaker 2: this lady.
- 3:12Speaker 3: Just has been a very big headache for me, specifically
- 3:15Speaker 3: being that I'm prepping for a colonoscopy for tomorrow.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Okay, now right there, it can stop. And it's already
- 3:22Speaker 2: a classic clip. The water's out in Aliquippa, and uh,
- 3:26Speaker 2: this lady's preparing for a colonoscopy.
- 3:28Speaker 1: But then she just hits us with this, and I
- 3:30Speaker 1: can't flourish my toulets.
- 3:32Speaker 2: I can't flourish my toilets. It's the best. It's just
- 3:36Speaker 2: the best. It's a clip that will always make us
- 3:39Speaker 2: laugh and smile. Here in Pittsburgh, the lady and Aliquippa
- 3:42Speaker 2: preparing for a colonoscopy and she's got no water because
- 3:47Speaker 2: the water got turned on god, and she can't.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Flush them, and I can't flourish my toulets, can't flash them.
- 3:52Speaker 1: So yeah, yep, this is real bad for me. It's
- 3:55Speaker 1: real bad.
- 3:56Speaker 2: It's it's real bad for her. I hope that lady's
- 4:00Speaker 2: doing okay, man. I hope her colonoscopy went well. In everything, gosh,
- 4:04Speaker 2: I hope there's no issues. And I really hope the
- 4:07Speaker 2: colonoscopy prep didn't go as bad as all.
- 4:10Speaker 1: It probably went horrible. I think you're probably awful.
- 4:12Speaker 2: All right, we'll get to uh, we'll get to the
- 4:15Speaker 2: other story that everybody sent us. Uh the naked lady
- 4:19Speaker 2: at the White Oak in Giant Eagle. I don't know
- 4:21Speaker 2: if I've ever seen video like this. This lady was
- 4:24Speaker 2: tearing it off in rap. We'll get to that around
- 4:28Speaker 2: seven ten. Your chance to win Kesha tickets all this week.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Around eight thirty, it's Mikey and Bob kick.
- 4:34Speaker 1: I'm Miky you and Bob. Let's all point and laugh
- 4:37Speaker 1: at Mike and Bob.
- 4:38Speaker 2: We get paid to talk for a living, even though
- 4:41Speaker 2: they fail miserably at it, almost on a daily.
- 4:44Speaker 4: Basis, screams a Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or
- 4:47Speaker 4: wherever you get your podcasts.
- 4:49Speaker 2: You know, hey, real quick, since we were off last week,
- 4:54Speaker 2: let me check around the studio real quick.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I see you're wearing shorts today, Bob.
- 4:59Speaker 2: That's a good thing. It's gonna be nice out today.
- 5:01Speaker 2: Highs in the upper sixties. But do you see it
- 5:04Speaker 2: around here? Do you see anything?
- 5:05Speaker 1: Where's I mean? You would have thought we take some
- 5:09Speaker 1: spring breakoff, we come back in here. Where the hell's
- 5:12Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers? Where is he? Nothing yet? I'm figure that out.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Nothing yet?
- 5:17Speaker 2: All right, Spike, you Bob the kiss morning freak show.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Let's get some one of your talkback messages again. You
- 5:22Speaker 2: can send them through the free iHeartRadio app if you
- 5:24Speaker 2: want to be part of the show. Talkback messages on
- 5:27Speaker 2: our show brought to us by One Team Media.
- 5:29Speaker 5: Hey guys, it's We's longtime listener, first time caller. Hey,
- 5:32Speaker 5: I have a couple of things. One where you guys
- 5:34Speaker 5: get your coffee from. I always hear you talk about
- 5:36Speaker 5: it in the morning, and I.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Just I need to know I can't tell you that
- 5:39Speaker 2: that's a secret. Also that they're not a sponsor of
- 5:42Speaker 2: the show yet. We're trying to work on that, and
- 5:43Speaker 2: once they're a sponsor of the show, then we'll tell
- 5:45Speaker 2: everybody where they can get the coffee. That's how it
- 5:47Speaker 2: works here.
- 5:48Speaker 5: And then the rest of the things are things that
- 5:49Speaker 5: have come up on the podcast.
- 5:51Speaker 1: So okay, the driving and reverse thing, Oh yeah.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Driving and reverse. That was the thing we talked about
- 5:55Speaker 2: recently on the show because our buddy Raccoon Tim said
- 5:58Speaker 2: he drove like forty miles in reverse or something one day.
- 6:01Speaker 5: My husband and I have actually driven in reverse through
- 6:03Speaker 5: the McDonald's drive through. The manager was really pissed off
- 6:06Speaker 5: about it, but all the other workers got a good laugh,
- 6:08Speaker 5: so I think it was worth.
- 6:08Speaker 2: It, just a goof, you know, keep the McDonald's drive
- 6:10Speaker 2: through workers on their toes.
- 6:12Speaker 6: We both have butt tattoos.
- 6:13Speaker 2: And they both have butt tattoos. This is a hell
- 6:15Speaker 2: of a message right here.
- 6:17Speaker 5: My husband's butt tattoos that says chef's mooch is from
- 6:19Speaker 5: an Arby's commercial.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Wait, what the hell's happening, dude? You know what's happening.
- 6:29Speaker 2: We meet, we both have butt tattoos, his chef chef's
- 6:34Speaker 2: smooch from an Arby's commercial.
- 6:37Speaker 5: And then an awkward moment a couple of years ago.
- 6:39Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, we don't get here with your put
- 6:42Speaker 2: tattooers like him on blast?
- 6:45Speaker 1: We got the meats or something, you guys, go y
- 6:50Speaker 1: can't can't have we have the meats on the butt.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Maybe you can. Though your husband really likes Arby's. Apparently
- 6:59Speaker 1: he died.
- 7:00Speaker 5: I walked into a Wendy's and had to go to
- 7:02Speaker 5: the bathroom, and apparently the worker didn't lock the door,
- 7:05Speaker 5: and there's a Wendy's worker in there, just completely naked.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Hold on, what the hell's going on here? You went
- 7:12Speaker 1: to a Wendy's head to go to the bathroom real bad.
- 7:14Speaker 2: You walk into the bathroom and all of a sudden
- 7:16Speaker 2: you realize that it's just there's an employee, a Wendy's employees.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Why does a Weddy's employee Why.
- 7:23Speaker 5: We awkwardly made eye contact. I walked away that down
- 7:27Speaker 5: and then that same worker is who called us up
- 7:29Speaker 5: for our food, and I made my husband.
- 7:34Speaker 2: I mean, as soon as you see a fully naked
- 7:38Speaker 2: Wendy's employee, you gotta.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Leave that Wendy's.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Actually, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Wendy's at that point.
- 7:44Speaker 2: You can never go back because you never know when
- 7:47Speaker 2: that employee.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Works like Wey's employees private parts. I think it's something
- 7:51Speaker 1: in the manual, so they can't serve you.
- 7:53Speaker 2: The food at the counter, washing more than their hand
- 8:00Speaker 2: that they shouldn't be able to serve you.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Your bacon eater, you know. And then after that, I
- 8:08Speaker 1: got a tattooed on my butt.
- 8:11Speaker 2: All right, We got a couple of local things, a
- 8:14Speaker 2: couple of interesting things that happened over the last few
- 8:17Speaker 2: days on the Pittsburgh Police scanner account.
- 8:19Speaker 1: We will get to that around six forty.
- 8:21Speaker 2: And of course the video everybody's seen the naked Lady going.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Nuts in the White Oak Giant Eagle.
- 8:28Speaker 2: We will cover that story around seven ten Kesha tickets
- 8:31Speaker 2: around eight thirty.
- 8:32Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob Basics.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Like head the Mikey and Bob Podcast.
- 8:41Speaker 2: It's weird having Pirates Baseball on, you know, like it's
- 8:45Speaker 2: just I feel like it's my summertime background.
- 8:47Speaker 4: I know.
- 8:47Speaker 1: And Bucos are back, obviously.
- 8:50Speaker 2: They opened the weekend in New York yesterday beating the
- 8:54Speaker 2: Mets four to three and ten innings, first win of
- 8:56Speaker 2: the year. They're one and two after the opening series
- 9:00Speaker 2: as the Mats. Tonight they're in Cincinnati. They play Cincinnati
- 9:03Speaker 2: for a few games and then back here for the
- 9:04Speaker 2: home opener against.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Baltimore four one, two, four to twelve.
- 9:10Speaker 2: The first pitch on Friday for the home opener, It's
- 9:14Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's time
- 9:17Speaker 2: to check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account. A
- 9:19Speaker 2: couple people will just listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
- 9:22Speaker 2: They have their own website pghdash scanner dot com, and
- 9:25Speaker 2: they'll report on what is happening.
- 9:28Speaker 1: In and around our city.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Oaklinn Bait Street, the caller says, the guys walking around
- 9:35Speaker 2: with just a Panthers jersey on hailing his own pit.
- 9:42Speaker 1: Okay, hold the pan fless panther. He's out there on
- 9:45Speaker 1: the street. Listen.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Is this just the new version of Rock the mascot,
- 9:52Speaker 2: because hold on the pitt mascot rock, right, Yeah, he
- 9:58Speaker 2: don't wear pants. Rock don't wear p This Rock doesn't
- 10:01Speaker 2: have to wear ner this guy. That's what I'm saying.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Maybe this is a new this is like a Timu
- 10:06Speaker 2: Rock or something like. This is strict as Dric rock.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Listen.
- 10:11Speaker 2: Maybe I don't have a full costume, but I have
- 10:13Speaker 2: a pit sweatshirt.
- 10:14Speaker 1: It doesn't cover my lower half.
- 10:16Speaker 2: But whatever, weather's nice out also happening in and around
- 10:20Speaker 2: our city.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Shar tears. This was that White Lily Baptist church, not
- 10:26Speaker 1: the church. Caller says.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Two old ladies are having a cane fight in the
- 10:31Speaker 2: middle of the street.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Old ladies out here fighting Listen at church. If the church, ladies,
- 10:42Speaker 1: if you just if you have a cane, you can't
- 10:46Speaker 1: you can't be using it as a weapon.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Sword fighting outside church straight up lightsaber canes and nobody
- 10:54Speaker 2: broke it up.
- 10:55Speaker 1: You can't break nobody's in the middle. You can't do it. No.
- 10:58Speaker 2: Once two old ladies decide that they're gonna duel to
- 11:01Speaker 2: the death with canes.
- 11:03Speaker 7: Go you can watch, but just don't get involved and
- 11:10Speaker 7: don't look either of the older ladies beating each other
- 11:13Speaker 7: with a.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Cane in the eye. Don't look him in the eye.
- 11:15Speaker 2: Also happening in and around our city from the eyes
- 11:18Speaker 2: of the Pittsburgh Police.
- 11:19Speaker 1: Scanner, this isn't Karck.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Fairland street caller claims two women are attempting to place
- 11:25Speaker 2: a hex on him by channeling what canna be obi
- 11:31Speaker 2: Wan Kenobi. No, it's not. I've tried to channel him
- 11:38Speaker 2: and all the Star Wars characters before too. It doesn't work.
- 11:43Speaker 1: You ever don't care. I never don't care. Though Kark
- 11:47Speaker 1: had some cars.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Can you imagine what you must have done to these
- 11:53Speaker 2: two women for them to decide to go down all
- 11:57Speaker 2: the options of what we can do to I know
- 12:02Speaker 2: we'll put a We'll put a hex on him. We're
- 12:05Speaker 2: gonna need Obi Wan Kenobi can do it too. I
- 12:09Speaker 2: want to hear that nine one one call because Obi
- 12:11Speaker 2: wan Kenobi insurr voice and nine one one, what's your mercy?
- 12:15Speaker 1: He's too lazy. John push spell me.
- 12:17Speaker 2: I think Abi Wong can Ubi has something to do
- 12:20Speaker 2: it too. That's what's happening in around our city, all right.
- 12:26Speaker 2: We will get to today's preciate history coming up next,
- 12:29Speaker 2: and then of course the video that I'm sure everybody's
- 12:32Speaker 2: already seen, the naked lady at the White Oak and
- 12:34Speaker 2: John Eagle. We will cover the details on that store. Hey,
- 12:38Speaker 2: you see the end of the Yukon game, Yukon Duke
- 12:40Speaker 2: game as a march.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Man is right? March man, dude, I did.
- 12:46Speaker 2: I had a little march man as yesterday seeing the
- 12:49Speaker 2: end of the Yukon Duke Day, it was crazy. Final
- 12:51Speaker 2: four men's basketball is Illinois against Yukon on Saturday, Michigan
- 12:55Speaker 2: against Arizona on Saturday.
- 12:57Speaker 1: It's mikey Inbob the ninety six to one kiss morning.
- 12:59Speaker 1: For now.
- 13:01Speaker 2: The clip that everybody uh you know sent us uh
- 13:04Speaker 2: when we were on spring break is the uh you know,
- 13:08Speaker 2: the water issue that was going on in Aliquippa and
- 13:10Speaker 2: the lady who had the colonoscopy.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Has been a very big headache for me, specifically being
- 13:15Speaker 3: that I'm prepping for a colonoscopy for tomorrow and I
- 13:19Speaker 3: can't flourish my tools.
- 13:21Speaker 1: So yeah, this is real bad for me. Can't flourish
- 13:26Speaker 1: my turlic.
- 13:27Speaker 2: By the way, anybody know colonoscopy lady? I want to
- 13:30Speaker 2: find out how it went.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Did you make it out of this?
- 13:32Speaker 2: Okay? And by the way, speaking of colonoscopies, it's time
- 13:35Speaker 2: for Today and Freak Show History, where we take you
- 13:37Speaker 2: back to.
- 13:37Speaker 1: A moment to show that made us laugh, made a smile.
- 13:40Speaker 8: Here we go Today and Freak Show History.
- 13:54Speaker 2: We take you back to when we discovered the wormhole
- 13:57Speaker 2: on the internet of people passing gas after they've gotten
- 14:03Speaker 2: a colonoscopy.
- 14:09Speaker 9: Medical I've been set drinking few minutes. You want a
- 14:22Speaker 9: soft drink?
- 14:25Speaker 2: R okay, requested a pepsi r C colon works to
- 14:40Speaker 2: shoot God almighty hack Man.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I'm farns are I feel like
- 14:58Speaker 1: I feel like I'm nasty? All right, that's it. We
- 15:01Speaker 1: don't have any more. I'm joking here catching catching what catch?
- 15:07Speaker 1: Oh jeez, I'm out here like that's a husband and wife.
- 15:12Speaker 1: That's a setup, right there? You catching it? Catching what?
- 15:16Speaker 1: I fear good?
- 15:20Speaker 10: I need?
- 15:22Speaker 1: Oh my stumma, I'm trying fire away, dude.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Oh wow?
- 15:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, I.
- 15:34Speaker 11: Just want to polize everybody who's out there.
- 15:36Speaker 1: And it's gonna get nasty. I think it's gonna be dirty,
- 15:40Speaker 1: it's gonna get nice. It's gonna get marridy. All right,
- 15:44Speaker 1: I got one, I got one more again.
- 15:46Speaker 2: This is uh when we discovered the world people passing
- 15:50Speaker 2: gas after getting the medical push procedure of colonoscopy.
- 15:53Speaker 1: I've heard mice part louder than you right now wait
- 15:57Speaker 1: here here it is. That's the best one.
- 16:15Speaker 12: That's the best one because she's laughing the farks out.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Hopefully the equipped lady got to that round. I really
- 16:25Speaker 1: want to know how the el equippacle and the lady
- 16:28Speaker 1: is doing today. All right, Uh, we will get to
- 16:31Speaker 1: this story.
- 16:32Speaker 2: I'm sure a lot of you have already seen this
- 16:34Speaker 2: video because he said it to us, The naked lady
- 16:37Speaker 2: in the white oak giant Eagle.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Jesus, if you've seen this video, it's so many it's
- 16:41Speaker 1: a wild one, so many people. We don't get to that.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Coming up next, also your chance at Kesha Tickets. Around
- 16:47Speaker 2: eight thirty this morning, it's Mikey and Mom Big show
- 16:53Speaker 2: got announced. You see this Benson Boone coming to ton
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- 17:00Speaker 2: coming July seventh to the Arena.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Tickets on sale this Friday at eleven am. A Summer Booner.
- 17:06Speaker 2: All you booners got there, Little Summer Booner at the Arena.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Tickets to go see Benson Boone on sale this Friday
- 17:13Speaker 2: at eleven am. It is Mikey and is Bob the
- 17:15Speaker 2: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Low do
- 17:18Speaker 2: you send us the video of the naked lady going
- 17:21Speaker 2: on a rampage at the Giant Eagle in White Oak.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Let's get to who it happens.
- 17:30Speaker 4: It's time for another naked story on the ninety six
- 17:34Speaker 4: one Kiss Morning Freaks.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Out with Mikey and Big Bad. I don't know why,
- 17:39Speaker 1: but this lady in this video has gone yin's viral.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Just gets in an altercation at the Giant Eagle and
- 17:45Speaker 2: White Oak and eventually just takes all her clothes off.
- 17:48Speaker 1: It escalates, it does, spirals out of control.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Let's get to this story from Katie k our friend
- 17:54Speaker 2: Megan Schiller reporting.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Lay it Off.
- 17:57Speaker 13: An irate woman caused quite the scene Giant Eagle, and
- 18:01Speaker 13: police say she injured the store manager trying to calm
- 18:03Speaker 13: her down.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw this too.
- 18:05Speaker 2: The guy comes over, he's the manager of the White
- 18:07Speaker 2: Oak Giant Egle. He's trying to calm the situation down.
- 18:11Speaker 2: There's no calming down somebody who's willing to risk it
- 18:14Speaker 2: all by getting naked in a giant Eagle. He got
- 18:16Speaker 2: kicked below the belt, he did, He got booted down there.
- 18:21Speaker 2: You can't be in kicking range of a lady who's
- 18:23Speaker 2: going through something getting naked at a giant Eagles. She's
- 18:25Speaker 2: got nothing to.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Lesec He got kicked below the belt, which, by the way,
- 18:29Speaker 1: I don't I feel like this was a white Oak
- 18:33Speaker 1: street fight rules no bar. Yeah, I don't know. I
- 18:36Speaker 1: think it was legal anything, because the match continued after
- 18:40Speaker 1: he got kicked. They got to get on their way.
- 18:44Speaker 1: They better get on their way. Oh my god. Like
- 18:46Speaker 1: even the people watching it are also like, so yins there?
- 18:51Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 18:52Speaker 2: By the way, Bob uh, can you explain how you
- 18:59Speaker 2: saw this video? But for a lot of the internet
- 19:01Speaker 2: did I think I was one of the first people
- 19:02Speaker 2: to see it because.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Lady that took the video.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Yeah, a local Pittsburgh weather person, they're one of their
- 19:11Speaker 2: good friends.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Is the actual person who took the video.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Yeah, they got the video and immediately immediately thought to
- 19:17Speaker 2: us and said it to me, just like I saw this,
- 19:20Speaker 2: thought of you guys, thought you had to see it.
- 19:23Speaker 2: So weird when things like that happened. Like a person
- 19:26Speaker 2: in local media is just like, hey, my friend sent
- 19:29Speaker 2: this to me. Like, you can't post it. Gotta go
- 19:32Speaker 2: to you guys. You went for a TV station. You
- 19:34Speaker 2: can't post it. You know you're not gonna be making
- 19:37Speaker 2: jokes about or anything like that. You're not gonna I
- 19:40Speaker 2: thought of you, guys.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Naked lady and Giant Eagle remain nameless the news person
- 19:45Speaker 1: that sent it to us.
- 19:46Speaker 13: But then she spotted stripping naked and attacking a customer
- 19:49Speaker 13: in a nearby check out line. You know what, why
- 19:52Speaker 13: don't police say could not scratch that customer's face and
- 19:54Speaker 13: bit her hand.
- 19:56Speaker 1: I don't even know what shot you get that at
- 19:58Speaker 1: the hospital? You know what are you in for?
- 20:02Speaker 2: I got bit by a naked lady into Giant Eagle
- 20:04Speaker 2: and white Oak got your ham.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Out of and you're biting people.
- 20:11Speaker 7: Don't don't bring Ham into this tip top of him.
- 20:24Speaker 2: If you learn one one thing from the show today,
- 20:27Speaker 2: you can't do it. You can't have your ham out
- 20:29Speaker 2: of giint eagle.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Can't. The wife lesson to hang on to was pushing
- 20:34Speaker 1: a dog in a stroller. By the way, she also
- 20:36Speaker 1: had a dog in the stroller too. She had want
- 20:38Speaker 1: to have dog strollers or pet stroller. You didn't want
- 20:41Speaker 1: to see this. Cover the dog's eyes. Okay, turn the
- 20:45Speaker 1: dog away again.
- 20:47Speaker 2: Hopefully she gets the help she needs, because nobody should
- 20:49Speaker 2: be naked in the white Oak giint eagle or any
- 20:52Speaker 2: giant eagle challenging people to fights in front of their dog.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Due cover the dog's eyes, shield the dog's eyes. It
- 20:59Speaker 2: is naked person making the show once again. If you're
- 21:05Speaker 2: still looking for something to do around the NFL draft s,
- 21:09Speaker 2: and t is gonna be hosting the Here we Go
- 21:12Speaker 2: Draft night after hours. By the way, you put after
- 21:14Speaker 2: hours on something, there's a sexiness to something when you
- 21:18Speaker 2: calling after hours, right, nobody knows what happens after ours.
- 21:21Speaker 2: Maybe we're getting steely after dark. Oh man, can't promise that,
- 21:25Speaker 2: can't promise it. Maybe it's gonna be at the Sheridan
- 21:29Speaker 2: in Station Square Friday the twenty fourth, from six thirty
- 21:33Speaker 2: to ten pm. Some current Steelers players are gonna be there.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Alex high Smith, Jack Sawyer, Will Hard. We're gonna watch
- 21:43Speaker 2: a draft with Will Hard also two thousand and one
- 21:46Speaker 2: first round draft pick of the Steelers gonna be there too.
- 21:49Speaker 2: Casey Hampton all big hamp that might make it after
- 21:52Speaker 2: ours hamping hard after hours. When Casey Hampton used to play,
- 21:56Speaker 2: he used to have his shirt off at high tops,
- 21:59Speaker 2: a man with a bottle, and it might be.
- 22:03Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 22:04Speaker 2: I don't know if that old Casey comes out anymore,
- 22:07Speaker 2: but if he still out that in him, if there's
- 22:09Speaker 2: a time for it to come out.
- 22:10Speaker 1: So again, you want to hang out.
- 22:12Speaker 2: It's Alex high Smith, Jack Sawyer, Will Hard, Casey Hampton.
- 22:16Speaker 2: It's gonna be hosted by Rob King and our friend
- 22:19Speaker 2: Taul Kathy. You can get all the details and get
- 22:22Speaker 2: your tickets at nine to six one kiss dot com
- 22:24Speaker 2: slashed Draft Party. As the whole city gets ready for
- 22:29Speaker 2: the NFL Draft to completely take over everything, the closer
- 22:33Speaker 2: we get to it, the more I want to stay
- 22:34Speaker 2: away from it. It feels like right like I was excited.
- 22:37Speaker 2: I I'm still very excited about the draft coming here,
- 22:40Speaker 2: but it's just like we're I don't know, we're we're
- 22:44Speaker 2: shining up, you know, blights in the city and everything.
- 22:47Speaker 1: We're like making everything look go okay, alright, then and
- 22:50Speaker 1: then when everybody.
- 22:50Speaker 2: Leaves, Oh, we're gonna like let our breath go and like, okay,
- 22:54Speaker 2: now we can let our gut hang out.
- 22:55Speaker 1: We're just Pittsburgh, dude.
- 22:56Speaker 2: The joke of like, where are we gonna put five
- 22:58Speaker 2: hundred thousand people, Like when people take pictures from like
- 23:01Speaker 2: the you know, the bridges or whatever.
- 23:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to merge into traffic. I just I
- 23:06Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, nobody should be driving a car anywhere
- 23:10Speaker 1: near downtown. Everybody take the tea. It's just like, yeah,
- 23:14Speaker 1: it's the closer it gets, the more nervous. I am.
- 23:18Speaker 6: Man.
- 23:18Speaker 2: It's just a nightmare, all right. It is Mikey about
- 23:21Speaker 2: the Kiss Morning Free Show. This is a thing that
- 23:24Speaker 2: we just can't put a stop to on the show.
- 23:27Speaker 2: So many of you that have pets sing dumb songs
- 23:30Speaker 2: to your pets. Pet songs are just a NonStop thing
- 23:34Speaker 2: on our show, because you know I mentioned that I sing.
- 23:37Speaker 2: You know, me and my family we sing a song
- 23:39Speaker 2: to our little cats. Seb called He's just a sabby boy.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Sabbie boy. He's just a sabby Boy.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Sabbie Boy talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Good morning, gentlemen.
- 23:53Speaker 14: Thought i'd give you another entry into the pet song collection.
- 23:56Speaker 14: So we have four cats in the house and they
- 23:59Speaker 14: follow my wife around everywhere, and they're usually talking while
- 24:02Speaker 14: they do it. So every now and then I'll hit
- 24:04Speaker 14: them with a little bit of rage against the machine.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Yow me ouch come now me ouch cow me ouch
- 24:10Speaker 1: now me out cats on paray. Listen.
- 24:13Speaker 2: I got seven cats, he's got four. I could do now,
- 24:15Speaker 2: mauch come out now cat Cats on paray. Pretty good
- 24:19Speaker 2: one right there. That's a good pet song. Let's get
- 24:21Speaker 2: to another one.
- 24:22Speaker 15: I'm like you, Bob, just trying to catch up on
- 24:24Speaker 15: the podcast and I hear the the pet songs. I
- 24:26Speaker 15: don't know if we're still doing this.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Or not, but I mean I think we're always doing
- 24:30Speaker 1: pet songs.
- 24:31Speaker 2: If you have a song you want to sing about
- 24:32Speaker 2: your pet, I think we're always gonna take that.
- 24:35Speaker 1: I share mine. I had a dog.
- 24:37Speaker 2: His name was Sam.
- 24:38Speaker 15: He was my favorite ever and I always sang him
- 24:41Speaker 15: this song, Sam the Man. Sam the Man does whatever
- 24:44Speaker 15: Sand the Man can. Yeah, he's the most handsome and
- 24:47Speaker 15: all the land. He would shake his tail so fast
- 24:49Speaker 15: and get a big old smile on his face as
- 24:51Speaker 15: he was a pit bull.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Yeah, oh he loved it.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Yeah, listen that song right there, Sam, the man saying
- 24:56Speaker 2: the man. I could just see it. That's excited. That's
- 24:59Speaker 2: getting the dog the Zoomi's right there. That's a zoomie song.
- 25:02Speaker 2: You don't you don't sing that, saying the man say,
- 25:06Speaker 2: saying the man saying the man. I could just see
- 25:08Speaker 2: saying the dog just getting the zoomie. Do your cats
- 25:11Speaker 2: actually go on parade with you? Like my two dogs. Oh,
- 25:13Speaker 2: my two dogs will follow me room to room like
- 25:16Speaker 2: like it is a parade.
- 25:18Speaker 1: The only place where I'm safe from cats is the bathroom.
- 25:22Speaker 1: That's it.
- 25:22Speaker 2: They just can't get up. But it's just like line
- 25:25Speaker 2: up and line let's go. I have seven cats. They'll
- 25:28Speaker 2: chase me up the stairs when I go upstairs. They'll
- 25:30Speaker 2: run down the stairs when I'm coming downstairs. Yes, there's
- 25:33Speaker 2: always when I'm in my house, unless I'm in the bathroom,
- 25:37Speaker 2: there is always a cat following me. Coming up next
- 25:41Speaker 2: on the show, one of our favorite listeners of the show,
- 25:45Speaker 2: our friend Diane.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Send a message in here. It has to do with
- 25:50Speaker 1: a million dollars.
- 25:52Speaker 16: Hi, this is Diane and what I would always still
- 25:56Speaker 16: have if I was a millionaire.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Okay, So she's saying something that if she wasn't.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna find this out next here it's Diane
- 26:04Speaker 2: coming up next on the Kiss Morning Free Show. I'll
- 26:06Speaker 2: see your chance at Kasha Tickets this morning around eight thirty.
- 26:09Speaker 1: It's like you mom.
- 26:18Speaker 2: There, Buddy George send us a talkback message here, brought
- 26:21Speaker 2: to us by the Pavement Group.
- 26:22Speaker 17: It was going on Bella, Georgia. Here catching up on
- 26:24Speaker 17: Thursday Mornings podcast. Y'all playing these messages for Diane. I
- 26:29Speaker 17: got a question. Is she the one that's sent in
- 26:31Speaker 17: the Super Bowl Steelers talkback message? Playing the pops just
- 26:37Speaker 17: like you?
- 26:38Speaker 18: Yeah?
- 26:38Speaker 17: All right, I'll take it easy.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Diane is becoming one of our favorite listeners participates.
- 26:43Speaker 1: In the show. You may know Diane from her Here
- 26:47Speaker 1: we go Steelers little song.
- 26:49Speaker 9: One, two three, Let's go here we go, Steelers.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Here we go the pots and pans.
- 26:56Speaker 9: Here we go, Steelers.
- 26:57Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 27:00Speaker 19: Here we gos dealers.
- 27:01Speaker 7: Here we go.
- 27:04Speaker 1: All the way, all the way.
- 27:06Speaker 9: Here we gos dealers.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 27:09Speaker 9: Here we guys, dealers.
- 27:11Speaker 18: Here we go.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Super Bowl. We're going to the super Bowl. So, yeah,
- 27:17Speaker 1: Diane has sent messages, you know.
- 27:20Speaker 2: I think the latest one we played was she sent
- 27:23Speaker 2: a message to Ryan Seacrest talking about women's sweating to.
- 27:27Speaker 16: Ryan Seacrest Show. To Ryan Seacrest, a lot of women
- 27:32Speaker 16: sweat differently. Some sweat a lot and have an odor,
- 27:37Speaker 16: really bad odor that we can't control it.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, So now I don't listen.
- 27:43Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening on the station because Diane
- 27:46Speaker 2: listens all day every day.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Okay, she does. Diane sent a message about like.
- 27:52Speaker 2: I think this had to do with if you had
- 27:55Speaker 2: a million dollars or if you were a millionaire and
- 27:57Speaker 2: money didn't matter or whatever like that, what was something
- 28:00Speaker 2: that you would still do even if you had all
- 28:03Speaker 2: the money, you know, something you would still I think
- 28:06Speaker 2: that was what Diane was sending us a message about here,
- 28:09Speaker 2: but I'm not actually sure.
- 28:11Speaker 1: We just got this message though.
- 28:12Speaker 16: Hi, this is Diane, And what I would always still
- 28:17Speaker 16: have if I was a millionaire is I would make
- 28:20Speaker 16: tuna noodle casse, so Diane had.
- 28:28Speaker 1: You're never too rich for.
- 28:32Speaker 2: You're never too especially Diane's Diane's talking that much about
- 28:37Speaker 2: her tuna noodle.
- 28:39Speaker 1: It's gotta be something special that is so good.
- 28:44Speaker 16: And the left evers because the mushroom suit gets in
- 28:48Speaker 16: the noodles at all, so good, I would still have that.
- 28:53Speaker 16: I have a great night. Is that a million dollars?
- 29:02Speaker 1: The giggle dollars?
- 29:05Speaker 16: Send me a million dollars?
- 29:09Speaker 1: All right, Diana mess We love you, Diane. Thank you for.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Always listening and sending messages to the station. All right,
- 29:17Speaker 2: we got your chance to win. Catch the tickets coming
- 29:19Speaker 2: up this morning around eight thirty. Stick around for that.
- 29:22Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob ni kiss. Hey, thank you
- 29:26Speaker 2: for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever
- 29:30Speaker 2: you're listening on, we appreciate it.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Thank you.
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- 30:04Speaker 1: Hey, real quick.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Let's get to this talkback message here, brought to us
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- 30:10Speaker 5: Myanke you, Bob.
- 30:11Speaker 9: I am so behind on the podcast, like about a
- 30:14Speaker 9: month now?
- 30:15Speaker 1: How did you get a month behind on the podcast? Okay?
- 30:18Speaker 2: We were on spring break last week, plenty of time
- 30:20Speaker 2: to catch up, right, What are you doing here?
- 30:23Speaker 6: So?
- 30:24Speaker 1: I only have one thing to say, and that is okay?
- 30:27Speaker 1: So she's catching up on the podcast. She has one
- 30:29Speaker 1: thing to say, Happy birthday. Go ya, have a good day, guys. Really,
- 30:35Speaker 1: it's so nice. Just didn't survive spring break? Really? We
- 30:38Speaker 1: just catching up, man, you're break you okay?
- 30:42Speaker 2: Later this week will hit the month of April, right,
- 30:45Speaker 2: April first, couple days away here today. Bob's birthday was
- 30:49Speaker 2: January first. I think the joke has gone on too long. Now.
- 30:52Speaker 1: It's time to probably.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Stop wishing Bob a happy birthday, even though I know
- 30:56Speaker 2: that'll probably just encourage people more.
- 30:59Speaker 1: All right, let's it to that roll something together? Right now?
- 31:03Speaker 2: It's time to find that By the hell is this
- 31:06Speaker 2: sighting with Mikey and bad twelve.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Tons of kit cats? Twelve tons of kit cats? Did
- 31:13Speaker 1: you see this?
- 31:14Speaker 2: No shipment of twelve tons of kit cats got stolen
- 31:18Speaker 2: being transported from Italy to Poland. Twelve tons of kit
- 31:22Speaker 2: cats just walk away. Somebody pulled off a heist. Man,
- 31:25Speaker 2: I don't know if they mean cat heist. Yeah, they
- 31:28Speaker 2: weren't even regular kit cats though, king size special Formula
- 31:32Speaker 2: one F one kit cats.
- 31:34Speaker 18: Woh.
- 31:35Speaker 2: I don't know if that means they're like race car
- 31:37Speaker 2: kit cats are probably just a package race and cats,
- 31:40Speaker 2: but either either way, Wow, twelve tons of kit cats
- 31:43Speaker 2: were stolen. That is just over four hundred and thirteen
- 31:47Speaker 2: thousand Formula one kit cats stolen.
- 31:51Speaker 1: A bunch of office ladies on the Ocean's eleven. Think
- 31:55Speaker 1: that's what it is? You think that's what it is,
- 31:57Speaker 1: a bunch of Italian ladies. Master playing.
- 32:01Speaker 2: NESTLEYE said that it won't affect any candy supply or
- 32:06Speaker 2: consumer safety or anything like that, which means they're not
- 32:09Speaker 2: going to resell the packages because they don't know what
- 32:11Speaker 2: these people have done to them. When you steal twelve
- 32:13Speaker 2: tons of kit cats, Nestley's basically saying those.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Are your kit cats now, Yeah, we're not gonna do
- 32:19Speaker 1: nothing with them.
- 32:21Speaker 2: Project Hail Mary, The Big Space Movie that Ryan Gosling's
- 32:24Speaker 2: in number one at the box office this weekend, again,
- 32:27Speaker 2: making another.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Fifty four and a half million second week out.
- 32:31Speaker 2: I have not seen it yet. I said I was
- 32:34Speaker 2: going to see it. I did not go see it.
- 32:36Speaker 2: Nobody in my family wanted to go see it with me.
- 32:39Speaker 2: I didn't want to do solo space movie. Also, I
- 32:42Speaker 2: didn't have time because I got into a new Netflix
- 32:45Speaker 2: series this weekend.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Wow, what is it?
- 32:49Speaker 2: Something very Bad's gonna happen. It's produced by the Duffer Brothers.
- 32:53Speaker 2: You're like executive producers.
- 32:55Speaker 1: No, I'm not only in. I'm done with it. I
- 32:56Speaker 1: watched it in two days, the whole series.
- 32:58Speaker 2: All right, it's a whole horror show, like a horrid
- 33:01Speaker 2: show that has to do with a wedding and a
- 33:03Speaker 2: curse and all this stuff.
- 33:05Speaker 1: And I don't know, man, I just got locked in
- 33:07Speaker 1: this weekend. It was one of those things. I'm like, Oh,
- 33:09Speaker 1: Duffer brothers, let's see if they can cook still? Did
- 33:12Speaker 1: you they can?
- 33:13Speaker 2: Did you take my advice and watch the Jury Duty
- 33:15Speaker 2: the new season of that on Amazon Prime?
- 33:17Speaker 10: I have not.
- 33:18Speaker 1: I know you love the Jury Duty shows, though, wasn't
- 33:20Speaker 1: this one?
- 33:21Speaker 16: Now?
- 33:21Speaker 1: If you don't know what the Jury Duty shows.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Basically, they they set up a fake whole courtroom and
- 33:27Speaker 2: everything jury Duty and everything. Get this guy that's called
- 33:31Speaker 2: in and first season was brilliant. All the characters are
- 33:33Speaker 2: in on it, and weird things happen. Everybody's in on
- 33:36Speaker 2: except for one person. And this year they're doing like
- 33:39Speaker 2: a company retreat and the guy gets hired as a
- 33:41Speaker 2: tempt for the company and they just present it to
- 33:44Speaker 2: him just like, hey, we film a lot of stuff
- 33:46Speaker 2: for our company, you know, like, yeah, you want to
- 33:48Speaker 2: come with us on this company retreat. I know you're
- 33:50Speaker 2: just a temping new around here.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Come on, man, dude.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Then it just spirals because everybody else is just a
- 33:56Speaker 2: paid actor and everybody on it like a improv actor.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:59Speaker 2: I I did not see it, but I heard that
- 34:01Speaker 2: the guy was like a Really, he's a really nice guy,
- 34:04Speaker 2: isn't he? Like yeah, they always find a really like
- 34:07Speaker 2: wholesome person that.
- 34:10Speaker 1: He's just so nice and just goes along with most
- 34:12Speaker 1: of it. But it's just completely ridiculous.
- 34:14Speaker 2: Also, there's a new dating reality show that debut Thursday
- 34:18Speaker 2: on Hulu.
- 34:19Speaker 1: A lot of people watching it over the weekend.
- 34:21Speaker 2: You tap into love Overboard, yet bob No hosted by
- 34:25Speaker 2: Gabby Wendy. It's executive produced by Alex Cooper from Call
- 34:29Speaker 2: Her Daddy. It's set on a yacht in Malta and
- 34:33Speaker 2: contestants are competing for one hundred thousand dollars.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, put a reality dating show on
- 34:38Speaker 1: a on a yacht?
- 34:39Speaker 2: Right, We're running out of ideas for this now. You know,
- 34:42Speaker 2: Love is Blind meets Below Deck. It sounds like right
- 34:45Speaker 2: up my alle It sounds like it's in my hotspot.
- 34:48Speaker 2: I want to check that out, man, dude. I watch
- 34:50Speaker 2: that Age of Attraction like on Netflix. It just like
- 34:54Speaker 2: I think I need time out from these dating shows.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like it just it made me go
- 35:01Speaker 1: multiple times the entire thing.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of love overboard though and yachts and stuff
- 35:06Speaker 2: like that. One other thing that happened over the weekend.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Like I know, there's not like a ton of people
- 35:12Speaker 2: that are on threads, Like we're on Instagram and Facebook
- 35:15Speaker 2: and as all that stuff. Right, I'm telling you, man,
- 35:18Speaker 2: Threads is the place to be. Secretly, that's the place
- 35:21Speaker 2: to be. It feels like old Twitter, dude, it feels
- 35:23Speaker 2: like old Twitter. It does like it hasn't gotten completely tainted,
- 35:27Speaker 2: yet it has room to disappoint When I say Bro Cruise,
- 35:31Speaker 2: does that mean anything to you?
- 35:33Speaker 1: Dude? No, I can't even explain this.
- 35:35Speaker 2: There's this lady and her husband whatever and some guys
- 35:41Speaker 2: are on a bachelor party a cruise.
- 35:44Speaker 1: She basically like live threaded the whole thing, which she
- 35:48Speaker 1: was with them. No, no, not at all. Her husband
- 35:51Speaker 1: was like sending messages.
- 35:52Speaker 2: It's like the it's like a group of just people
- 35:54Speaker 2: where just like you're not understand how some of these
- 35:57Speaker 2: men get through life.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Like one guy didn't even book a hotel room for
- 36:01Speaker 1: the whole weekend. It's just like I.
- 36:03Speaker 2: Asked one guy if because I don't even want to
- 36:05Speaker 2: explain it because it's almost inexplainable. But look up the
- 36:08Speaker 2: Bro Cruise on threads. You know, sometimes things happen on
- 36:12Speaker 2: here you just get locked in. I'm like, I got
- 36:14Speaker 2: to get an update on these people slides that I
- 36:17Speaker 2: don't know or don't really care about, but I need
- 36:19Speaker 2: to find out about the Bro Cruise.
- 36:22Speaker 1: It was just like, you know, bachelor party weekend and
- 36:25Speaker 1: things get weird. Everybody's waiting for the next update.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Some of them are just like idiots and can't even
- 36:30Speaker 2: like handle themselves because they're out on their own in
- 36:33Speaker 2: the wild and it's just.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Anybody on the cruise realize what was happening? Did that unfold? Man?
- 36:38Speaker 2: I've got the latest update yet and also trending this
- 36:42Speaker 2: week because it is going to take out all the movies.
- 36:44Speaker 2: That's enough for Project tail Mary, enough for Hoppers and everything.
- 36:49Speaker 1: It is Super Mario Galaxy Movie Week this week.
- 36:53Speaker 2: It comes out on Wednesday, so a lot of people
- 36:55Speaker 2: are definitely gonna be checking that out.
- 36:57Speaker 1: We have your tickets to go see Kesher coming up
- 37:00Speaker 1: around eight thirty. It is Mikey and Bob The Kiss
- 37:02Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show Stick Around.
- 37:04Speaker 2: BTS is so back in our lives. They have the
- 37:08Speaker 2: number one album in the country. They've sold They've sold
- 37:11Speaker 2: the most albums since Taylor's Life of a Show Girl.
- 37:14Speaker 2: The BTS documentary The Return, debut a few days ago
- 37:18Speaker 2: on Netflix. You know, they started with the concert, then
- 37:21Speaker 2: the album came out. It's documentary and there's a lot
- 37:25Speaker 2: of BTS you'll love out there for the feel the
- 37:28Speaker 2: power BTS Army to take in.
- 37:31Speaker 1: It is Mikey, It is Bob The ninety six to
- 37:33Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Listen.
- 37:35Speaker 2: We appreciate each and every one of you that takes
- 37:37Speaker 2: in the show, whether you listen to the show live,
- 37:39Speaker 2: whether you're a podcast listener. I know a lot of
- 37:41Speaker 2: you just watch clips online and don't even actually listen
- 37:44Speaker 2: to the show. You just get like forty five second
- 37:46Speaker 2: clips on Instagram or something.
- 37:49Speaker 1: But we appreciate all of you.
- 37:50Speaker 2: And sometimes there are some of you who might be
- 37:53Speaker 2: listening to the show and taking in the show content
- 37:56Speaker 2: too much and you start having.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Dreams about us.
- 37:59Speaker 2: Now, this is uh this, We're all friends here, right,
- 38:03Speaker 2: so we can be honest when we dream about each other.
- 38:06Speaker 1: And uh, somebody had a dream about you last night, Bob.
- 38:09Speaker 1: I mean this, this is your dream. This is all you.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Hear me, Dad, I mean I might have been in it,
- 38:15Speaker 2: but I wasn't the star of his dream. Talkback messages
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- 38:23Speaker 20: So I'm one of the lucky ones now that has
- 38:26Speaker 20: officially had you in my dreams. And I will preface
- 38:29Speaker 20: this by saying, I know I'm happily married. I know
- 38:31Speaker 20: Bob's happily married.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Hi, Becca oh.
- 38:34Speaker 2: Man, Okay, when she's giving a shout out saying you're
- 38:38Speaker 2: both happily married, and then she says your wife's name, like,
- 38:42Speaker 2: I know, we're both happily married.
- 38:44Speaker 1: High back up.
- 38:45Speaker 20: But oh oh, but you guys were having a giant
- 38:49Speaker 20: block party up on a deck or a platform, getting
- 38:51Speaker 20: the crowd all going.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Okay, now we're having a giant party and everything right.
- 38:55Speaker 2: I guess I am there. We're getting the crowd going,
- 38:58Speaker 2: everybody's getting hype.
- 38:59Speaker 1: I'm Bob had a sure it off.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Oh boy, listen, things have just gotten a little sexy here.
- 39:09Speaker 1: It was just hot.
- 39:10Speaker 2: It was just hot.
- 39:14Speaker 1: He was looking for a wife. Oh, looking for a
- 39:17Speaker 1: wife too. This for a while.
- 39:19Speaker 2: You mean to tell me me and Bob are having
- 39:21Speaker 2: a block party. We're hyping the crowd up. Bob rich's
- 39:24Speaker 2: shirt off and says I'm looking for a wife. Wow.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Looked at me.
- 39:27Speaker 20: He said, will you marry me?
- 39:28Speaker 1: Wow? What a dream?
- 39:32Speaker 20: This is rady here, And I said yes, So I
- 39:34Speaker 20: guess I suppose see you guys at the wedding at
- 39:36Speaker 20: my king BOBCN bye.
- 39:38Speaker 2: Wow, jeez, wow, yeah, you know it happened a wedding dream. Well,
- 39:45Speaker 2: just Bob takes his shirt off. Think it was only
- 39:47Speaker 2: my shirt, I.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Can it could have been a whole lot wear of
- 39:52Speaker 1: a dream. Yeah, at least at least it was only
- 39:54Speaker 1: the shirt.
- 39:54Speaker 2: All right, we have your chance to win cashing tickets
- 39:57Speaker 2: coming up around eight thirty.
- 39:58Speaker 1: And also somebody wants to telling the story.
- 40:03Speaker 6: What is it.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Seeing Michael Jackson at Disney World? Dude, I'm serious, that'll
- 40:10Speaker 1: be coming up too, sticker on.
- 40:14Speaker 2: I'm not sure how many of you remember this story,
- 40:16Speaker 2: but the actor that used to play back in the
- 40:19Speaker 2: eighties on The Cosby Show, Jeffrey Owens about.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Was it seven years ago?
- 40:27Speaker 2: Somebody took a picture of him because he was working
- 40:29Speaker 2: just at Trader Joe's. And somebody is like, dude, the
- 40:32Speaker 2: guy from the Cosby Show is working at Trader Joe's.
- 40:35Speaker 16: What.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like Okay, Cosby's show was in like
- 40:40Speaker 1: the eighties and things have happened since the eighties with
- 40:44Speaker 1: Bill Cosby.
- 40:45Speaker 2: Right, He's gonna be on the next episode of The
- 40:49Speaker 2: Pit coming up on Thursday night on HBO Max. Uh so,
- 40:52Speaker 2: that's pretty cool. It's gonna play a doctor Welcome to
- 40:54Speaker 2: the Pit. Yeah, absolutely, so that'll be this Thursday's episode.
- 40:57Speaker 2: It's Mike Yabob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free. Uh,
- 41:01Speaker 2: somebody wants to tell story about them meeting Michael Jackson
- 41:04Speaker 2: at Disney World. Okay, now, obviously Michael Jackson is is
- 41:08Speaker 2: long past and everything like this, So this is when
- 41:11Speaker 2: this person was younger. Here, let's get to this story.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Talkback messages brought to us by the Pavement Group.
- 41:17Speaker 9: Hi, Heather from Natty Height.
- 41:19Speaker 19: I wanted to tell you I've told all.
- 41:22Speaker 5: Of my coworkers' story, but I met Michael Jackson at
- 41:26Speaker 5: Disney World.
- 41:27Speaker 2: Like that just sounds like a lie, you know, like
- 41:30Speaker 2: you can't tell your coworkers. Oh did I ever tell
- 41:33Speaker 2: you a story how I met Michael Jackson? Brought off
- 41:36Speaker 2: even you know, sound like anybody's gonna believe this story?
- 41:40Speaker 1: But when I was like five or six years old
- 41:43Speaker 1: with my family.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Okay, she's with her family at disney World. Younger five
- 41:47Speaker 2: or six, Michael Jackson's there, Hey, don't even does Michael
- 41:51Speaker 2: Jackson can could he even walk around Disney World?
- 41:54Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 41:55Speaker 2: I don't think like younger people understand the level of
- 41:57Speaker 2: fame that Michael Jackson was, Like, it's it's Taylor.
- 42:01Speaker 1: Saylor Swift Taylor Taylor Swift levels. She can't really go anywhere,
- 42:05Speaker 1: and he asked me to.
- 42:06Speaker 15: Go on a ride, but my mom was arguing with
- 42:09Speaker 15: him because I was too small to ride the ride,
- 42:12Speaker 15: which is why I was waiting outside of the line.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Wait a minute here, okay, Mom w for mom going
- 42:18Speaker 1: back on it. You know, no what Mom's intuition, you
- 42:23Speaker 1: know what?
- 42:23Speaker 6: And my brothers were already on.
- 42:25Speaker 15: But yeah, I met Michael Jackson and my mom was
- 42:28Speaker 15: arguing with him.
- 42:29Speaker 1: I just can't believe there's some yins r mom who
- 42:33Speaker 1: put stop to it. Ah, Now, do we think.
- 42:37Speaker 2: It's real Michael Jackson or like one of the Jackson impersonators?
- 42:41Speaker 2: Why do you tell the story all your coworkers and
- 42:44Speaker 2: then tell the radio station. I saw Michael Jackson, and
- 42:48Speaker 2: obviously this wasn't any time recently. She's a warning woman
- 42:52Speaker 2: now and said this was like when she was five
- 42:54Speaker 2: of Florida Michael Jackson. I don't let the kids go
- 42:57Speaker 2: with Florida Michael Jackson either, But I just don't no,
- 43:00Speaker 2: that's even worse.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Inger.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Mom's intuition was right there. Whether it was real or
- 43:05Speaker 2: Florida Michael Jackson, I don't know. If you want your
- 43:09Speaker 2: kid on the ride with you know what, just stay away?
- 43:12Speaker 2: Can you imagine a Injurmouth? Ill did sound Michael Jackson? Na, Na,
- 43:18Speaker 2: she's too small to go on the rides.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's arguing with the beart like, no, no, it's fine.
- 43:25Speaker 1: I'm Michael Jackson.
- 43:26Speaker 6: Nana.
- 43:27Speaker 1: We played by Kenny Wood rules.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Okay, if she can't go on the rides at Kenny Wood,
- 43:32Speaker 2: if she's not old enough and toll enough, then she
- 43:36Speaker 2: can't go on her ride at Disney.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Were with Michael Jackson.
- 43:39Speaker 2: Whether it's a real Michael, it's weird because my name
- 43:45Speaker 2: is also Michael, and I don't know if I've ever
- 43:49Speaker 2: screwed up my own name like that.
- 43:52Speaker 1: Okay, here's your chance to win ketch your tickets. Good luck. Hey,
- 43:58Speaker 1: take those pants off, Yeah, says Bob. Yeah.
- 44:02Speaker 2: Mostly cloudy today, but hi's in the upper sixties. It's
- 44:06Speaker 2: mikey Abob the ninety six to one This Morning Freak Show,
- 44:08Speaker 2: give it away, cash your tickets all this week here
- 44:10Speaker 2: on the station.
- 44:11Speaker 1: Hi. Who's this. It's Debbie. Hi, Debbie, how are you
- 44:14Speaker 1: this morning? I'm good, just taking a break from.
- 44:17Speaker 19: Doing some list.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Okay, well we got some good news for you. Your
- 44:20Speaker 2: car number nine. You're going to see Kesha.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Ah good, I'm so happy.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Thank you guys. August twenty fifth, dot at Stark Tickets
- 44:29Speaker 2: around sale right now at ticketmaster dot com.
- 44:31Speaker 1: But we got a pair for you. Just hold on
- 44:32Speaker 1: one second. We'll get you all the details.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you tol Cafy. You'll have more Kesha
- 44:37Speaker 2: tickets later this afternoon around four thirty. Let's get to
- 44:41Speaker 2: this talkback message here, brought to us by one team
- 44:43Speaker 2: mediak you.
- 44:44Speaker 18: Bob, come back yep and makeing me feel like the
- 44:47Speaker 18: crazy ex girlfriend. I wake up every day waiting for
- 44:51Speaker 18: a podcast to come up with you guys, and you're
- 44:53Speaker 18: out there. Yeah, now you're making me leave a message.
- 44:55Speaker 5: We're here, crazy ex girlfriend stuff.
- 44:57Speaker 1: We're back, please come back. We're back.
- 45:02Speaker 2: Yeah all right, we were on spring break last week,
- 45:05Speaker 2: but we have we have returned. Let's get to another
- 45:08Speaker 2: one here.
- 45:08Speaker 13: Okay, Mikey, we know you're all jealous of ball with
- 45:11Speaker 13: all the happy birthdays, so here you go.
- 45:13Speaker 19: Happy happy birthday, Mikey.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Just a car, four kids wishing me happy birthday? Nice?
- 45:19Speaker 18: Is that.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Say thank you? That's that's not my birthday. It's not
- 45:24Speaker 1: my birthday though. My birthday though now they screwed up.
- 45:29Speaker 2: September third is my birthday Labor Day and we're usually
- 45:32Speaker 2: off for Labor Day too, so nobody actually.
- 45:35Speaker 1: They wanted to get it in their Love Jayday. Thank
- 45:38Speaker 1: you very much, kids, y, I appreciate it. All right,
- 45:41Speaker 1: let's get to another one.
- 45:43Speaker 11: It's Flora.
- 45:43Speaker 13: I just wanted to say, my four year old is
- 45:45Speaker 13: absolutely obsessed with Mario and he's so excited to see the.
- 45:49Speaker 3: Mario Galaxy movie.
- 45:50Speaker 9: Yeah, on Wednesday.
- 45:52Speaker 21: I just wanted to ask you buy what your thoughts
- 45:54Speaker 21: were on these.
- 45:55Speaker 5: Crazy popcorn buckets that people have been doing lately.
- 45:58Speaker 14: There's like a Yoshi egg for forty bucks and the
- 46:02Speaker 14: light up Zumer.
- 46:03Speaker 16: One for forty bucks.
- 46:04Speaker 1: I just wanted to get your opinions. I can't wait
- 46:06Speaker 1: for the movie.
- 46:08Speaker 2: I'm really excited the last one. It's the last super
- 46:12Speaker 2: Mario Brothers movie.
- 46:13Speaker 1: Make a billion dollars. It made it made a billion dollars, right,
- 46:16Speaker 1: this was gonna make a billion dollars too.
- 46:18Speaker 2: Yeah. The popcorn buckets though, listen, I get it. And
- 46:22Speaker 2: there's been a couple of fun ones. I'm looking at
- 46:25Speaker 2: the Yoshi and the Luna one. Luna is like the
- 46:28Speaker 2: star one.
- 46:29Speaker 1: Right, It's just like, look at the Yoshi popcorn bucket.
- 46:32Speaker 1: This like forty fifty bucks that don't hold a lot
- 46:36Speaker 1: of popcorn. Like Yoshi's egg opens up. Yo, she's holding
- 46:41Speaker 1: the egg. It opens up and hey, you're not you're
- 46:44Speaker 1: not a four year old. Well that's true too.
- 46:47Speaker 2: I'm sitting here ripping on a Yoshi popcorn bucket not
- 46:51Speaker 2: realizing that I need a giant.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Tub of popcorn. Showing up with a four year old.
- 46:55Speaker 1: That's flick. That's like the prize of the year. Yeah,
- 46:58Speaker 1: you're right, get your kids the Yoshi popcorn bucket, all right?
- 47:02Speaker 1: Or don't I mean forty bucks.
- 47:04Speaker 2: It's kind of saying no, listen because we've dealt with
- 47:07Speaker 2: this before too, because I have two popcorn buckets at
- 47:10Speaker 2: my house and they are full of dust. The Tailor
- 47:15Speaker 2: Swift popcorn bucket. And my daughter also saved.
- 47:18Speaker 1: The popcorn bucket from the Barbie movie. Why I don't know.
- 47:21Speaker 1: She's off the college now did she take it with her?
- 47:24Speaker 2: No?
- 47:25Speaker 1: Is there anything in the Barbie popcorn bucket?
- 47:28Speaker 4: No?
- 47:28Speaker 1: Get used ever.
- 47:30Speaker 2: No, that's something I'm gonna end up thrown out in
- 47:33Speaker 2: like three years when she moves into her own house
- 47:36Speaker 2: or something like that.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Put that Yoshi on the kid's shelf though in their room.
- 47:40Speaker 22: Pretty cool looking supernet. No Yoshi popcorn bucket. It's just
- 47:53Speaker 22: it's a lot of money to pay for a popcorn bucket,
- 47:55Speaker 22: you know. But then again, everything at the movies is
- 47:58Speaker 22: pretty expensive.
- 47:59Speaker 2: But uh, Mario Brothers Galaxy movie that comes out this
- 48:03Speaker 2: week on Wednesday, I think, right are the first showings
- 48:05Speaker 2: and then it's gonna be its Easter weekend though.
- 48:07Speaker 1: People, it's gonna make a billion dollars.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Yeah, people are off, you know, depending on Good Friday
- 48:12Speaker 2: or you know, some people get off Monday. Even it's
- 48:15Speaker 2: gonna be huge. Yeah, Okay, we have more people sending
- 48:18Speaker 2: in songs for their pets. I know. This has been
- 48:21Speaker 2: a thing that is non stop on the show. Now
- 48:23Speaker 2: we have another round of pet songs coming up around
- 48:25Speaker 2: eight fifty five. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Cats. I'm Mikey Bobcat. Anybody answer you?
- 48:35Speaker 2: No?
- 48:36Speaker 1: No answer? All right?
- 48:37Speaker 2: Well, still a mystery why it smells like sausage here
- 48:40Speaker 2: and only Bob can smell it?
- 48:41Speaker 4: Cleans The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 48:45Speaker 4: you get your podcasts.
- 48:48Speaker 1: If you have a pet, maybe this applies to you.
- 48:51Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of us sing little dumb
- 48:54Speaker 2: songs do our pets that just get stuck in our
- 48:56Speaker 2: head plenty at my house with the seven cats that
- 49:01Speaker 2: we have going around.
- 49:02Speaker 1: But we love hearing from all of you in the
- 49:04Speaker 1: pet songs that you have.
- 49:05Speaker 2: Let's get to another one here talkback messages on the
- 49:08Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show, brought to us by the Pavement group.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Guys is Papa Hack here. I'm here with my daughter,
- 49:13Speaker 1: my three year old. She wants to sing her kitty
- 49:15Speaker 1: cat song for you.
- 49:21Speaker 4: I love you.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob.
- 49:29Speaker 2: Unnecessary to wish Bob happy birthday. Birthday is January first.
- 49:36Speaker 2: That is a good That is a good pet song
- 49:37Speaker 2: right there. Kitty can't k Yeah, I love you Yeah.
- 49:42Speaker 2: And then anyway key can't key. Solid pet song right there,
- 49:47Speaker 2: it's a solid pet song. Let's get to another one.
- 49:50Speaker 6: And I got some dog songs for you.
- 49:52Speaker 19: So the first one, her name is Indigo. It's with
- 49:54Speaker 19: the Power Rangers. Go Go and then go go in
- 49:59Speaker 19: Goo Go Go and go go Mighty Morphine and go
- 50:05Speaker 19: go go and then you come Husky. We call him
- 50:08Speaker 19: pooper pants and he's the routiness tootonous cowboy in Pittsburg.
- 50:13Speaker 19: Poopers Round Up. Thanks, love you guys.
- 50:18Speaker 1: What's going on? Poopers Round Up?
- 50:24Speaker 2: I love how we tapped into pet songs and everybody
- 50:28Speaker 2: just it's just almost like you turn into.
- 50:30Speaker 1: A little kid, you know.
- 50:31Speaker 2: It's like, oh, yeah, I got a song for the dogs.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Enjoy in that woman's singing it. Absolutely, that's why we
- 50:37Speaker 2: do this. It brings everybody joy to sing their pet songs.
- 50:40Speaker 1: Longer and wider.
- 50:41Speaker 18: So we're doing pet songs still.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 50:43Speaker 18: So, my mom has a dog.
- 50:44Speaker 6: Her name is Dixie.
- 50:45Speaker 20: She's gotten a little chunky since she's been inside and
- 50:49Speaker 20: can't really run outside and play in the cold.
- 50:51Speaker 1: Listen Dixie, all right.
- 50:53Speaker 2: Dixie doesn't like the go outside and the cold, so
- 50:56Speaker 2: she hibernates during the winter. She's gotten a little thicker, okay,
- 51:00Speaker 2: stomach drags on the ground a little bit, you know,
- 51:02Speaker 2: sick Dixie.
- 51:04Speaker 18: So every time I go to my mom's house, I
- 51:05Speaker 18: come on the door and I look at her and I.
- 51:07Speaker 6: Go, Dixie, Dixie, you're so sixy.
- 51:10Speaker 1: Yep, you knew the Dixie was gonna end up six Bob,
- 51:15Speaker 1: you knew that was happening. I had a feeling. Let's
- 51:18Speaker 1: get to one more.
- 51:19Speaker 6: Here, heymaking Bob, I got a pet song for you Jay.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Here.
- 51:22Speaker 6: My cat Carly always thinks her food bawls empty.
- 51:25Speaker 1: So we like the singer.
- 51:26Speaker 6: The Carley's in charge of our days and are not. Wow,
- 51:32Speaker 6: Carley's in charge. Carley's in charge of our wrongs and alright, wow,
- 51:38Speaker 6: I know Carley's in charge.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Have a great day, guys, Nye, Hey, Hey, solid around
- 51:44Speaker 2: the pet songs there everybody, as always, you can participate
- 51:47Speaker 2: by sending them through the free iHeartRadio apps. Banke you Bob,
- 51:51Speaker 2: this morning Free Show. Well, it's time to hear from
- 51:55Speaker 2: our buddy Raccoon Tim. He leaves us messages all the time.
- 51:58Speaker 2: Raccoon Tim has been a friend of the show for
- 52:01Speaker 2: years now. Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.
- 52:04Speaker 2: Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 52:06Speaker 11: Hey, Mike, you have Big Bob Tiboy Raccoon Tim. So
- 52:08Speaker 11: mikey Bob, I'm gonna make your day. The Naked Stories
- 52:12Speaker 11: hit at Home, guys, Giant Eagle wide out come. Lady
- 52:16Speaker 11: attacks the manager strips naked it was gross, and then
- 52:21Speaker 11: decides to attack another customer who then hits her with
- 52:24Speaker 11: a four piece and knocks her on her button.
- 52:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she gets arrested.
- 52:29Speaker 2: I mean, listen, the we've all I feel like we've
- 52:32Speaker 2: all seen it at this point, right the nat old
- 52:34Speaker 2: lady on the rampage at the white Oak Giant Eagle Wild. Yeah, Yeah,
- 52:39Speaker 2: there was a lot going on there, Like she wasn't
- 52:41Speaker 2: fully naked. First of all, she was shopping with a
- 52:46Speaker 2: pet stroller, so she had a dog. And by the way,
- 52:51Speaker 2: you see dog's face like the video, the dogs, the
- 52:55Speaker 2: dogs like turned towards the camera, sort, what's the.
- 52:58Speaker 1: Dog gonna do? Dogs eying up the camera like he's
- 53:00Speaker 1: got no clue what's going on? Look at the camera,
- 53:03Speaker 1: just going to this reel. Yeah, So Giant Eagle and White.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Oak, there is there is an incident where lady, uh,
- 53:10Speaker 2: lady got naked at the White Oak Giant Eagle.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Here, let's get to this lady. You've got to knock
- 53:14Speaker 1: it off.
- 53:15Speaker 13: An irate woman caused quite the scene at Giant Eagle
- 53:18Speaker 13: and police say she injured the store manager trying to
- 53:21Speaker 13: calm her down.
- 53:22Speaker 2: Yeah, store manager tapped in like, uh, you know, he's
- 53:25Speaker 2: a bigger guy.
- 53:26Speaker 1: It looked like he could easily handle this lady.
- 53:28Speaker 2: This lady must have been powered by something else, because
- 53:31Speaker 2: this guy cannot even get a hold. I mean, she's
- 53:34Speaker 2: throwing haymakers below the belt though she was not playing
- 53:37Speaker 2: by regular rules here.
- 53:38Speaker 1: You gotta get on her way. Oh my god, Oh
- 53:41Speaker 1: my god.
- 53:42Speaker 13: But then she spotted stripping naked and attacking a customer
- 53:45Speaker 13: in a nearby check out line.
- 53:47Speaker 2: It's like she got angry enough at the Giant Eagle
- 53:49Speaker 2: that her move was to take her clothes off. It's
- 53:52Speaker 2: never the move at Giant Eagle. You know, I don't
- 53:55Speaker 2: care what's happened at Giant Eagle. You don't get naked
- 53:58Speaker 2: in the Eagle.
- 53:59Speaker 13: Get off, wait o' police cannot scratch that customer's face
- 54:02Speaker 13: and bit her hand, leaving a puncture wound. All the while,
- 54:05Speaker 13: can that was pushing a dog in a stroller.
- 54:07Speaker 2: Yeah, dog had no clothes going on. I feel bad
- 54:09Speaker 2: for the dog, feel bad for people that were at Gintle. Listen,
- 54:13Speaker 2: every Giant Eagle needs an enforcer. I just don't where
- 54:17Speaker 2: was the White Oak giint Eagle enforcer? All right, there's
- 54:21Speaker 2: an employee.
- 54:21Speaker 1: They got one.
- 54:22Speaker 2: There's one that's not messed up. I don't know if
- 54:25Speaker 2: they were there at work, but I'm telling you, like
- 54:27Speaker 2: must have been their day off. All this sudden over, like, hey,
- 54:31Speaker 2: there's an incident going on in Aisle three at the
- 54:34Speaker 2: end of Aisle three, and next thing you know, it's
- 54:37Speaker 2: Sandy from the deli counter. We got a cold Ham.
- 54:41Speaker 2: They got a cold Ham up front, Sandy, cold Ham.
- 54:46Speaker 2: The ham is out.
- 54:48Speaker 1: It would be a coldamn one. It's it's that she
- 54:52Speaker 1: just comes out.
- 54:53Speaker 2: Ready, the right when you get hired a Giant Eagle,
- 54:56Speaker 2: giin Eagle Corporate tells you if there's ever a naked
- 54:59Speaker 2: person into Giant Eagle, you just get a loud speaker.
- 55:02Speaker 2: You tell everybody code Ham and that unlocks the Giant Eagle.
- 55:06Speaker 2: And Forrester, who can they like, can you imagine comes
- 55:09Speaker 2: out with penalty box.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Sandy from the deli counter. Oh my gosh, she running
- 55:13Speaker 1: down out there. She dug out the naked Every.
- 55:18Speaker 2: Giant Eagle needs an enforcer. It is a naked person
- 55:21Speaker 2: making the show once again.
- 55:23Speaker 1: Kiss.
- 55:26Speaker 2: It's absolutely free to download our iHeartRadio app, and that
- 55:30Speaker 2: is the best way to listen to the show.
- 55:32Speaker 1: It's the best way to get in touch with the show.
- 55:34Speaker 2: We appreciate all you who listen, and you can send
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- 55:39Speaker 2: Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media. Here
- 55:41Speaker 2: on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and
- 55:44Speaker 2: Bob Now previously Bob like a couple of weeks ago,
- 55:48Speaker 2: I think our buddy from aj AJ from Clearwater down
- 55:51Speaker 2: in Florida, who listens on the iHeartRadio app, call the
- 55:54Speaker 2: people who enjoy listening to our show, Mikey and bobbers Now.
- 55:58Speaker 2: I think one of our listeners, Nails on the Mount,
- 56:00Speaker 2: said freak fam we should be called, And then me
- 56:03Speaker 2: and Bob just said, no, we're not. We're not actually
- 56:06Speaker 2: cool enough to have our listeners be called the group.
- 56:09Speaker 1: I'm not sure we are. Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
- 56:12Speaker 2: All of our listeners, there's tens of you out there,
- 56:15Speaker 2: tens of you, I say, uh So, let's get to
- 56:17Speaker 2: this talkback message.
- 56:18Speaker 12: Here, all right, Guys, Me and my husband were brainstorming
- 56:23Speaker 12: names for the Mikey and Bob fandom. So I'm just
- 56:26Speaker 12: gonna rapid fire because it's a long list. Oh boy,
- 56:29Speaker 12: Mikey's minions and Bobby's bitches, the Tassles, the Mike and
- 56:33Speaker 12: Bob Mob, the Little Smokies, Mikey and Bobby's Freaky Mobby,
- 56:39Speaker 12: The Michaels and Bobby Lobbies.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Okay, wait, that one's really good.
- 56:44Speaker 2: Like, I know, it's not gonna be the name of
- 56:46Speaker 2: like our fandom and everything, but the Michaels and the
- 56:48Speaker 2: Bobby Lobbies.
- 56:50Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, the Mikey Milkers and Bobby Nobby's.
- 56:55Speaker 1: Okay, Like this is just there's no gonna let it go,
- 57:00Speaker 1: so good time. I'm having a good time listening.
- 57:02Speaker 12: Mikey's Massive Bobby.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Okay, we're knocking a massive Bobby. It's Mikey's Massive Bobby.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Care the truck nuts, all right, that one actually trucknuts.
- 57:21Speaker 2: And if you remember of Mikey and Bob's Trucknutes, you
- 57:23Speaker 2: get ten percent off you know, your zero res carpet
- 57:27Speaker 2: cleaning package. Dude, Hey, you know what we might we
- 57:30Speaker 2: might need a name for our listeners. So all the
- 57:33Speaker 2: sponsors of our show'll be like, just tell you. They'll
- 57:37Speaker 2: be lining up and we tell them you got You're
- 57:40Speaker 2: all the truck nuts listening. Watch out, the truck nuts
- 57:42Speaker 2: are coming.
- 57:44Speaker 1: All right, Listen, you're getting engaged, You're getting married soon.
- 57:50Speaker 1: You can save on your ring at Henny Jewelers and
- 57:54Speaker 1: Shady Side. Just tell them you're a truck nut, not
- 57:57Speaker 1: a thing. It's not yet. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 58:03Speaker 12: Okay, the I like Mikey's and Big Bobby Okay, all right,
- 58:08Speaker 12: the Mikey and Ice Bobby's, the Mikey and Bob.
- 58:12Speaker 2: Hose Okay again this she's just coming up with names
- 58:15Speaker 2: of our freedom here, even though I don't know how.
- 58:18Speaker 1: I don't know if we have a fandom.
- 58:20Speaker 12: Mikey and Bob's Big Dogs, Mikey and Bob's Dog logs.
- 58:24Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, was that dogs big dogs? Dogs? And
- 58:29Speaker 1: that one is dogs? Was there there?
- 58:33Speaker 12: We need to know if there was an or not
- 58:35Speaker 12: Mikey and Bob's Big Dogs.
- 58:39Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob's Big Dogs or the Big Dogs fan Army.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Save ten percent on the Big Dogs are coming, save
- 58:52Speaker 2: ten percent on your order.
- 58:54Speaker 1: Just tell him you're a.
- 58:55Speaker 12: Big dog, Mikey and Bob's Dog Logs, Mikey and Bob's
- 58:58Speaker 12: Big Hogs.
- 59:00Speaker 1: Okay, we can't listen hogs.
- 59:03Speaker 2: And if you want free shipping, remember to tell him
- 59:05Speaker 2: you're a Mikey and Bob.
- 59:07Speaker 12: Hog Bob's toilet clogs. Okay, Mikey and Bob logs, the logjammers.
- 59:12Speaker 1: Yeah, logjammers, good one. Mikey su by Kenny Wood for
- 59:15Speaker 1: that one.
- 59:16Speaker 12: No Florida Florida exit rams, the Florida exit ramps.
- 59:19Speaker 1: All right, squirters, Okay, listen, we got too far we going?
- 59:25Speaker 1: What is that even?
- 59:27Speaker 2: Okay?
- 59:27Speaker 1: If we don't need today, maybe not.
- 59:29Speaker 2: By the way, if you want to save ten percent
- 59:32Speaker 2: on your order, just tell the person that you're a squirter,
- 59:36Speaker 2: Mike and Bob squirter.
- 59:39Speaker 1: I don't think we can do that.
- 59:42Speaker 2: Hey, the lady that was making up nicknames for our
- 59:45Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob fandom, she's not done.
- 59:47Speaker 1: Thet can't.
- 59:49Speaker 2: We're not gonna call all of our fans the box stuffers.
- 59:52Speaker 2: Still going, it's still doing.
- 59:53Speaker 12: The stuff a butt army, and we can't do no.
- 59:56Speaker 12: Mikey didn't make it in Bob Nation. All right, final
- 1:00:00Speaker 12: two here.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: I'm scared for the final two. I don't know if
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: I want the final two.
- 1:00:05Speaker 12: The Mikey his pants and Bob fans.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: Okay, that's not gonna be the name of the fandom
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: right there. Okay, Jesus, it's happening here. I don't want
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: the finale.
- 1:00:19Speaker 12: I don't think the Mikey the Mikey go boom booms
- 1:00:24Speaker 12: and Big Bob's woom brooms.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Woo, dude, you're welcome.
- 1:00:30Speaker 12: We brainstormed all of these in the car while our
- 1:00:34Speaker 12: one year old was sleeping in the back seat, So
- 1:00:36Speaker 12: you're welcome.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Bye.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: Hey, nice solid work. Hey, they got a nice new
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: baby sleeping in the back.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: You know, you don't want to wake the sleeping baby,
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: so you got to keep driving around because the baby
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: likes the calm of the dry Yeah. So then you
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: come up with random names for the fans of our show. Okay,
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: it's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Freak Show. Awkward moments were a thing on a recent show.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: I don't remember what day it was. It was Awkward
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: Moment National Awkward Moments Day, and we're talking about just
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: awkward moments we've had on the show. So, uh, let's
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: get to another one here. Talkback messages brought to us
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: by the Pavement Group.
- 1:01:12Speaker 21: Hey, guys, super having a wonderful day. I wanted to
- 1:01:14Speaker 21: just I'm chiming on the awkward moment.
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: It was more for someone else.
- 1:01:18Speaker 21: I was waitressing years ago, and this guy came in
- 1:01:22Speaker 21: asked me how my mom was doing, and I had
- 1:01:25Speaker 21: to remind him that he buried her a few weeks back.
- 1:01:28Speaker 21: It was definitely a slight awkward moment for both of
- 1:01:31Speaker 21: us to see the least.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: He buried her. The undertaker came in. It's maybe like
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: a priest, something that works in the church.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: Was something like it's actual like undertaking what the digs
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: of the hole and everything like that.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we got that,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if it's that. That's a
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: rough one man. All right, hold on, let's get to
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: this guys.
- 1:01:56Speaker 10: Hey, Mikey, big Bob, this is Jeremy from Manor.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Hey.
- 1:01:59Speaker 10: I have the best awkward story. I'm still cringing just
- 1:02:04Speaker 10: thinking about it. Years ago, me and my girlfriend go
- 1:02:06Speaker 10: out to the bar Okay feet a little tipsy. There
- 1:02:10Speaker 10: is a food truck outside, breakfast, burritos, all kinds of
- 1:02:13Speaker 10: delicious items.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: I've never had a bad item from a food truck.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Have you ever had a bad I don't think I've
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: ever had a bad food truck experience. I know they're
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: out there, I just haven't landed on it. Yet I
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: think every time I've gone to a food truck it's
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: been magic and delicious.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: I had tackles that gave me explosive diarrhea before.
- 1:02:28Speaker 10: Okay, So I get a burrito, I come home, the
- 1:02:31Speaker 10: girls getting a little frisky. I'm on the couch, all.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: Right, frisky times happening between two consenting adults.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Real bad boy on the couch that that are dating.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: That burrito starts hitting.
- 1:02:45Speaker 10: Let me see, I had to do it, man, I
- 1:02:49Speaker 10: let out a little per alright, the silence and the stoppage,
- 1:02:54Speaker 10: it was definitely okay.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: In the middle of some frisky times, the breakfast burrito
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: says hello to everybody.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: Burke So she.
- 1:03:04Speaker 10: Stops, and then the giggle. The giggle, I still hear it.
- 1:03:09Speaker 10: I wanted to fake my own death and leave. I
- 1:03:12Speaker 10: just wanted to frander a rock. The awkwardness.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I will never out top it.
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Uh huh. You know what, though, he didn't say that
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: she left or even they stopped what was happening.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: He's just embarrassed. You gotta marry that girl. You gotta
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: marry that girl.
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: In the heat of post breakfast burrito food truck passion,
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: you farted well, you were both involved.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: With each other, and she laughed. That's comfort, that's comfort
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: with another human. Marry that girl right now.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Dude ninety six, Kiss, Let's see what our friend Ople's
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: got for us here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob wrapping up the show today.
- 1:03:55Speaker 18: Hey, Hi, Sopol, I just wanted to say that. I mean,
- 1:03:59Speaker 18: I wish I would have known you were at the
- 1:04:01Speaker 18: game on Saturday.
- 1:04:02Speaker 16: I would have tried to find you.
- 1:04:04Speaker 6: Because we went for my birthday.
- 1:04:05Speaker 18: Oh wow, so that I could have just, you know,
- 1:04:08Speaker 18: come up to you guys and said, hey, happy birthday, Bob.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a happy birthday Opal. Is that going
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: to start happening to you at some point?
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: Are is the running joke of wishing Bob a happy
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: birthday every day, even though his birthday was January First's
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: it gonna start happening to you in public celebration man
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: from across the you know, giant Eagle or.
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: Some Happy birthday Bob, Happy birthday, Bob. That would be
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: pretty fun of people. I don't know why I'm wishing
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: this on you. Yeah, you really a guy who doesn't
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: like it? You're really pushing it along your I just
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: wanted to be in public, though I don't want it
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: to be on the show.
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: All right, let's get to another talkback message here, brought
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: to us by one Team Media.
- 1:04:54Speaker 12: I literally had a heep in my stuff this morning,
- 1:04:58Speaker 12: knowing that you'd be back today.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: Oh, hold on, just our return from our spring break,
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: a pep. The fact that we did a live show
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: today gave you a little pep in the stack. That
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: everybody gets a new podcast today. Wow, gave you a
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: pep in your step.
- 1:05:14Speaker 12: I woke up. I'm not getting my daughter ready. You know,
- 1:05:16Speaker 12: we're having fun, having a blast. Yeah, And all of
- 1:05:20Speaker 12: a sudden, dang, I think in my head, dang, I'm
- 1:05:23Speaker 12: gonna have a podcast listen you today, And I said,
- 1:05:26Speaker 12: I looked at my daughter. I said, why, welcome back?
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: Okay, thank you? Beg Why your daughter just looked at you, like,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: what's going on? I don't know if there's anything we
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: ever do that's exciting enough to get up.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: That was a good oo oh by all right, Well
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: we had to get that out better than ours, better
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: than It's hard to.
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: No.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: I can't get the I can do like play hers again,
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: play Hers again. Man, it's a tick. I'm sorry, a
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: whole thing now. Huh that was good? No close, not
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: even close. Maybe we got just too deep of voices. Yeah.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: When I when I get excited, I like to like
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: a man. Okay, this is the dumbest end of the
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: show we've ever had. What do you want to name
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: the podcast? Obi Wan Kunobi and the gint Eagle, Lady.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: Ham top my name of March pod won't happen your step?
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: I have a good day, and the uh and the
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: marches upon us we're gonna have to do.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: We are there.
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: Yeah, March went by fast on Wednesday, right, April Fool's Day.
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: March March, April Fool's Day. All right, let's get it
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: together here. Wednesday, that's when we'll do our top five
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: podcast names for the month of March.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: How about a little bit, let's go pens.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: Pens are taking on the Islanders tonight it's an away game,
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: and Pirates are also away tonight in Cincinnati taking on
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: the Reds. If you missed anything and caught up with
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: the Mikey Bob podcast, that's impressing.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: K t FM, Pittsburgh ninety one Kiss