Latest / CALL ME MISTRESS / A BLOODY CBT STORY WITH A FEW LAUGHS
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- 0:07Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
- 0:10Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
- 0:12and we've got the Barbie. Hi, I'm a little sick so if I
- 0:16sound nasally and snotty that's why.
- 0:20Some people might like the snotty part.
- 0:22Love you. Years ago I actually had
- 0:26somebody who said he wanted me to blow my nose on him.
- 0:30Huh. It's like, just like, just shoot
- 0:32snot Booger on him, Yeah. Yeah.
- 0:34Can you? Even do that on command or.
- 0:37Oh yeah, I can do that. So talented.
- 0:42Where is he? I got plenty of snot right now.
- 0:44Let's. Do it.
- 0:45Interestingly enough, Barbie and I have both.
- 0:48Been sick, I know, yeah. It's like I was sick, now you're
- 0:51sick. Mia has been trying to track me
- 0:53down for like a million years now.
- 0:55I know. Every day she's like, hey,
- 0:57you're free. And I'm like no.
- 1:00I'm sick. I'm shaking.
- 1:02I don't want to leave my house. We are so pathetic.
- 1:06I am just a girl. So Barbie, you know, it's the
- 1:09the ending of the year. I mean, we're in December.
- 1:13We have big plans for the first of the year.
- 1:16We do. We do.
- 1:17What are the plans? I wasn't debriefed.
- 1:20I I guess the listener's going to find out.
- 1:23I was just telling you about those before we started.
- 1:26You know, you were. Yeah, we're going to make more
- 1:28video podcasts, but you're not going to be in them.
- 1:32I I miss that you said it was the first of the year.
- 1:34We did just talk about this for like 10 minutes.
- 1:36We did. So we have some new reviews and
- 1:40I will say that there is this chick, I'm assuming she's a
- 1:43chick. She is going on every single
- 1:46episode on the podcast and putting like happy face, monkey
- 1:51face bottles. I mean, anything and everything.
- 1:55I think she really likes the episodes.
- 1:56So shout out to Nikki. Thank you, Nikki.
- 2:00We also have kinky wolf pup, she comes to the parties a lot.
- 2:03Really cool chick as she said. Great show, 5 star.
- 2:07This show is awesome and I love listening to the.
- 2:09Thank you pup. Right, and the newest one is
- 2:13from Bend Over, he said. Amazing.
- 2:17I love hearing your voice. Supplies information and makes
- 2:20the topic light and fun. Can't wait for the next one to
- 2:23come out. Thank you.
- 2:24Ben Ben Dova. Thank you, Mr. Dover.
- 2:32But anywho, so today Barbie and I we're going to talk about a
- 2:35few different things, but. We just, we're very like, you
- 2:39know, diplomatic about it, but we're still like talking about
- 2:41it. And then microphones go off and
- 2:43then we say our real opinions. We're like, well, I see
- 2:46everyone's side and it's like, you know, you just should mind
- 2:49your business. Microphone goes off.
- 2:50We're like fuck her, fuck him. Fuck that bitch.
- 2:54Shoot that bitch. You know, it's interesting too.
- 2:59It's like I've talked to different people and they've
- 3:01lived all over the world, right? So a lot of people would have
- 3:04moved to Florida. I've heard them say, oh, well,
- 3:08you know, I lived in England. Never fucking happens there.
- 3:11Drama does not happen. The king scene in Europe seems
- 3:14so beautiful it's incredible because they they really care
- 3:16about looks like not like body looks but like the latex scene.
- 3:21I love the aesthetics of like the European because I feel like
- 3:24they care a lot about that. And I'm like, I wish Americans
- 3:28cared more. And I feel like it's just so
- 3:31Home Depot. Here it is.
- 3:33It's so home. Depot.
- 3:34Like, I'm like, where's the finesse and the Genesee quoi and
- 3:37the sparkles and the latex and the leather?
- 3:39It's just everything just looks like a Home Depot project.
- 3:42And I'm like, this is scary. Oh sorry, Like what?
- 3:48Like, you know, paddles with tax in them or you know, shit
- 3:52they've learned from, you know, you know, Home Depot.
- 3:55They're on Etsy and they, the amount of motherfuckers selling
- 3:59resin paddles, like like not wood, not plast like resin yeah
- 4:04for like $4550. I'm like I that paddles not one.
- 4:08I don't think a resin paddle would even feel that good 'cause
- 4:11I think there's something about wood it like hits, it echoes.
- 4:14Well, like there's something about wood.
- 4:16Yeah, but like, I could use a resin paddle.
- 4:19I'm not paying you fucking $45.00 for a paddle you poured
- 4:23into a mold. Thank you.
- 4:25That you didn't even sand. And it's like they're like this
- 4:27big. Oh, you can't see it, but I'm
- 4:29holding up my hands. It's like 5 inches and they're
- 4:31like so expensive and I'm like, I just, I don't know.
- 4:35I I hate the the really cheap products that people try to pass
- 4:38off. Like I bought a flogger off Etsy
- 4:41the other day and I spent like $45 on it.
- 4:44It was beautiful. It was like supposed to look
- 4:46like a like a rose bouquet. I think I showed it to you and I
- 4:51got it in. That thing was so fucking thrown
- 4:54together. There was like loose glue
- 4:56everywhere and I was like, I could have made this and it
- 4:59looked cuter than that. I was so mad.
- 5:01I was like this thing, so fugly. Wow.
- 5:04Well, you know. Me talking shit, sorry that.
- 5:07That's OK. It's fine to DIY your shit, but
- 5:09don't sell it for $1,000,000 if you don't know how to make it
- 5:12well. That's sad.
- 5:14Yeah, that's really sad. And I mean, honestly, a resin
- 5:17paddle. Could you imagine how quickly
- 5:19we'd break that shit? I just feel like a resin paddle
- 5:23just I don't I don't I can't imagine it feeling as good.
- 5:26Yeah. Like I just feel like cuz
- 5:28there's no reverberation on it. Yeah.
- 5:30I also feel like you're right. If we dropped it on the ground,
- 5:33yeah feel like it would just crack.
- 5:34Yeah. Or beat it on somebody's ass.
- 5:37How quick it would break, Yeah. You know, it would be really
- 5:39stingy, I think. Well, there's no give to it.
- 5:43So that's, you know, the issue then, Yeah.
- 5:47Well, to each their own I guess. Yeah, but as far?
- 5:50As if you love resin paddles. Please do not send us death
- 5:53threats. I'm sorry.
- 5:55But as far as drama in the community?
- 5:57So. You know, we honestly, I talked
- 6:00to somebody who lived in Tennessee for a while and you
- 6:03know, they were like, you know, all that shit happens.
- 6:06You know, there's only so many dungeons there.
- 6:07And that's the other thing. And I think when you have
- 6:10limited spaces that people associate with, unlike Europe,
- 6:14you know, where they can get it anywhere and everywhere, you
- 6:17know, I think there's just more to talk about when it's in these
- 6:19smaller areas where there's really no other types of venues
- 6:24that people can play. Yeah, I see that.
- 6:26You know, it's very fish bowled. I feel like it.
- 6:29Is it's. I, I never understood being like
- 6:31volatile inside a fishbowl. Like that's the one thing I
- 6:34never got where it's like if we're if the community is small
- 6:38and there's I wouldn't say the where we're at is small.
- 6:41I'd say it's pretty decent for like. 500 people specifically.
- 6:45Well, in, in the, I would count the Panhandle because I'd say
- 6:48like most people come in from like an hour away.
- 6:50So I'd feel like in the hour radius from where we live, yeah,
- 6:53there's a lot of good amount of people.
- 6:55Yeah, maybe 1002 thousand people.
- 6:56Yeah, roughly. And that's a lot.
- 6:58Yeah. And so it's like, I feel like
- 7:00the fact that there's so much discourse and like interpersonal
- 7:05fighting is really aggravating because if everyone was just
- 7:08like, especially from venues, because it's not necessarily,
- 7:11I'm sure kingsters are bickering, but like, it's like
- 7:14venues bicker. And it's like, if we all were
- 7:17just really chill with each other, we could honestly have a
- 7:19really big cool community and we could do big events And we could
- 7:25have, oh, an event here and an after party at Mia's.
- 7:28Or we could have an event here and then go here and, and we
- 7:30could have compounding events and we could like work together.
- 7:33And it could be like so fun. And I'm not trying to be like
- 7:36peace of the world right now, but it's so frustrating that
- 7:39like, oh, this public dungeon doesn't like this dungeon
- 7:42because this dungeon does XY and Z, and this dungeon doesn't like
- 7:44that dungeon because the owner of that dungeon did XY and Z and
- 7:48then and none of it's like crazy valid reasons.
- 7:51It's just like, I don't like them.
- 7:52They schedule things on the same time as us.
- 7:54And, you know, we talk, Yeah, wow, that has happened a lot.
- 7:57But you know, we've talked about this before.
- 7:59You know, when we say venues, this is also people who do
- 8:03private parties. Yeah.
- 8:04You know, as in a venue that way and you know, there's one
- 8:08specific person who does the parties that we've talked about
- 8:11and God forbid you're associated to me.
- 8:13I mean, that venue, yeah. That's like that what I found
- 8:18out about that, I was like really shocked because like I
- 8:22had someone who come to me because like I didn't really
- 8:24know her well, but she was like, I've been blocked by this like
- 8:28group because I was tagged in a photo with this girl.
- 8:32And it was like this girl that comes to like your party is.
- 8:34And it was I was like, really? They're like, yeah, they just
- 8:37don't like her. And so they blocked me because
- 8:40of it. And then they block anyone who's
- 8:42friends with her and they block anyone who's friends with you.
- 8:45I'm probably blocked and I have no clue who these people are.
- 8:47I know. And I think that's so crazy
- 8:49because like, I don't know, it just makes no sense to me.
- 8:54And again, like you said, we could do compounded events, we
- 8:58could do all these things. And it's like.
- 9:00Like we could literally work together.
- 9:01Like imagine if we like we're able to mix all the groups
- 9:05together and like we could go rent like a really big area and
- 9:08then have like a giant like festival party.
- 9:10But no, we can't do that because everyone thinks it's a fucking
- 9:13competition. We're all losers hitting each
- 9:16other. We're all fucking dorks and
- 9:19leather Jesus and. Well, and you know, they're not
- 9:22like you said, they all take it so serious.
- 9:24It's not that serious. In fact, it's very comical to
- 9:27me. Well, you know, it is comical in
- 9:29a sense, you know, and we read like these threads of of
- 9:33bullshit, but people post and it's like everybody has their
- 9:36opinion. God forbid you say the wrong
- 9:38thing. And then it's like, oh, you're a
- 9:40kink shamer. Oh, you're a.
- 9:42Kink shamer. What are they gonna do about it?
- 9:44Unless you're gonna beat my ass, we don't have beef.
- 9:46OK, Oh my gosh. OK, sorry.
- 9:51Let's. Get back to this lock in.
- 9:55So beating ass, yeah. Are we gonna talk about CBT?
- 9:58We can talk about CBT. Let's.
- 9:59Get to CBT because. You know that for people who
- 10:05don't know, that's cock and ball torture.
- 10:09You really want to talk about the guy you saw did?
- 10:12Two weeks ago, I did. So I get a text from me.
- 10:14I'm going to pull it up because I want to read exactly what Mia
- 10:16texted me at like 8:00 AM on the good Lord's Day at a Sunday.
- 10:21On a Sunday. Was it a Sunday?
- 10:22It probably wasn't. Probably was what?
- 10:25Are you saying it was? Me lying.
- 10:30Where is this text? You know what I try to tell
- 10:32everybody I'm going to say this while you're looking for the
- 10:34text, is that people will say, well, what days do you work in
- 10:38the dungeon? I'm like, every day, Like every
- 10:41day I'm up in the dungeon, you know, 9:00 AM to 10:00 or 11:00
- 10:48at night. Yeah, you know.
- 10:50OK, I found it. You found it, so it was.
- 10:51A Wednesday. I'm a liar.
- 10:54So Mia, text me. She's like, can you do like a
- 10:56noon appointment? And I was like, yeah, I can.
- 10:59She says, I said, do you know what he wants?
- 11:02And I always ask Mia. And half the time she's like,
- 11:04no. And I'm like, fuck, I'll figure
- 11:07it out, I guess when I get there because I want to like
- 11:09emotionally prepare. And then she's like, oh, I have
- 11:15a whole list for you this time. And then he she quote, she just
- 11:19like screenshotted his text. And he said, I like the idea of
- 11:23CBT without pain. What?
- 11:26And then he goes predicaments, bondage, humiliation,
- 11:29punishment, punishment without pain, no marks.
- 11:32Body worship, pegging, OTK, no pain, slavery, no pain.
- 11:38Leashes and collaring, no pain. Face sitting, strict
- 11:40instructions light, no pain, no marks.
- 11:45So he went over the knee spanking OTK.
- 11:47And I said CBT with no pain. Yes.
- 11:50That's the word torture in the name.
- 11:54And I was sort of like, what the fuck does he want me to do, Bond
- 11:57those balls? Like how am I supposed to
- 12:00torture him if I can't inflict pain?
- 12:03So I get him in there and I'm like, OK, I'm just going to
- 12:06like, I'm just going to tie him up and just start doing shit.
- 12:10And he'll just have to call yellow if I'm going too hard
- 12:13because I was like, I don't know, because I'm a really light
- 12:15hit anyways. So I start hitting him and he's
- 12:18like really into it. Like I actually think he took
- 12:21like a boner pill or something because he was like rock hard
- 12:25the entire time. Like Dick crying with pre com.
- 12:28It was insane and I'm not making fun of him but he he was a great
- 12:35client. I hope I hope he comes back.
- 12:37But he, I started like hitting him and he was like really into
- 12:40it. And he was like, thank you
- 12:42mistress, thank you Mr. I didn't even have to prompt him to say
- 12:45that. Like he was like thanking me for
- 12:47every hit. And I'm like, oh, he's into
- 12:49this. And so I turn him around because
- 12:51it's like a 2 hour session. So after a while I turn him
- 12:54around, I'm like, I'll just do some CBT on him.
- 12:58So just start like hitting him a bit in the Dicks.
- 13:01I was hitting him in the Dick with the flogger and I wasn't
- 13:04hitting him softly and he loved it.
- 13:08And I was like, oh, just maybe he can take more pain than he
- 13:11thinks he can. So I just slowly keep ramping it
- 13:14up and keep ramping it up. And I get like this really
- 13:21scratchy thing. It was like one of the nails.
- 13:24And I start like scratching up his Dick and he is like you
- 13:29would, he's like melting. He's in love with it.
- 13:32I'm like, oh, he likes scratchy stuff.
- 13:34So I start getting more scratchy things out and he is just like
- 13:37obsessed. Like he's like there's like a
- 13:39puddle on the floor. Like he's wet like a woman.
- 13:42It was crazy. And then eventually, like, I
- 13:46just go and I get this giant needle out of, like, the
- 13:50cabinet. It's not like a real needle.
- 13:52It's a sewing needle, like you said.
- 13:53Yeah, but it's like a foot long and like, like a stick as a
- 13:57chopstick. And it's, it's pointy at the
- 13:59end, but not like as pointy as a needle, you know?
- 14:03So I get it. And I just start, like, poking
- 14:05at his jury throw with it. And he liked it.
- 14:09And I was like, OK, I wonder if I can, like, push this in there.
- 14:12I get that thing probably about four inches inside of him.
- 14:15Wow. And he is moaning, goes can I
- 14:18fuck it, mistress, can I fuck it?
- 14:20And I'm like, yeah. My God.
- 14:22And then at a certain point I get this collar out of the
- 14:26cabinet that has like 1 inch spikes on the outside.
- 14:29And I got creative and I turned it inside out and wrapped it
- 14:32around his Dick. And I had the needle in his Dick
- 14:36the the spike choker tight around his Dick.
- 14:39And he's going, can I fuck it? If you fucking want to.
- 14:44I can only imagine the visualization of this.
- 14:47And he's blindfolded too, and he's chained to the wall.
- 14:51And so he starts like fucking it.
- 14:53And he's like, oh, it hurts but it feels so good.
- 14:56And he's like going crazy. Like I was like shock jog.
- 15:01This is why I blindfold people, because my face tells a whole
- 15:03story. I'm like this.
- 15:05I'm like, like, I couldn't believe and I was watching.
- 15:09I'm like, I was prepared for no pain.
- 15:12And now this is like one of the more hardcore CBT scenes I've
- 15:15done because he's fucking like a tube of spikes right now.
- 15:19And I was like, and he's going I love you, mistress, I love you.
- 15:23And I was like, oh shit. And he's like, would you ever
- 15:27fuck a guy like me? And I got never in a million
- 15:29fucking years, dude. That's.
- 15:36Great. And he he had a great time and
- 15:39then like we did that for a long time because like I said, he had
- 15:43a 2 hour session. I'd say he fucked that tube of
- 15:45spikes for probably like 30 minutes of it.
- 15:49Jesus. And I, I think I saw blood at
- 15:51one point, but I didn't investigate it.
- 15:53I was like, that's not my business.
- 15:55And then OK this. Dude's bleeding, I don't give a
- 16:01fuck. I was like, he'll let me know if
- 16:03he, I'm sure the next time he came it was full of blood or
- 16:05something because I don't know. I don't know if that needle was
- 16:09like too sharp. He loved it.
- 16:11And he had like a big Dick. Yeah.
- 16:14And when he was done, he came and I, I made him just clean the
- 16:19whole room. And I was like, you know what?
- 16:21I got to start doing that more because I didn't have to do it.
- 16:24I made him clean up the cum. I made him clean all the toys.
- 16:27I made him clean everything I tortured him with.
- 16:28And then at the end, he was like, wow, I could take more
- 16:31pain than I thought. And I was like, yeah.
- 16:33And he was like, so like, was that like a pretty standard
- 16:36session? No, I didn't like, no, that was
- 16:42actually pretty rough. And he was like, wait, really?
- 16:44And I was like, yeah, cuz the standard, I'd say standard CBT
- 16:48is like whacking. Smacking, yeah.
- 16:51Smacking maybe like a clothes hanger.
- 16:54Not a clothes hanger, a clothespin.
- 16:56You know, usually you don't get needles out for like CBT or
- 17:00anything like that. But no, that's my crazy CBT
- 17:03story. I wanted to talk about it
- 17:04because it went from CBT with no pain to I think this man's
- 17:08coming blood. But you know it happens like
- 17:11that. I can imagine.
- 17:15What's 1 of the crazier have you done?
- 17:16Like really crazy CBT. I've done crazy, you know, I
- 17:19haven't done a crazy CBT as bad as it was.
- 17:24I can say that was it's been 7 or 8 years, but I put needles.
- 17:31Oh, go ahead, we'll stop. Go ahead.
- 17:38Just letting you get off. Before Thank you, I was trying
- 17:41to like keep it enough like. No, no, no, no, you don't need
- 17:45any more. No, I'm good, OK.
- 17:48So 7 years ago I saw this one person and he would always come
- 17:52and he was a therapist of all things.
- 17:54Oh Lord. But yeah, but I took syringes
- 17:59and I would poke it in his testicles.
- 18:02I know Ruby told me a story where she she put needles
- 18:06through the shaft of a man's Dick and then he loved it a lot.
- 18:10Yeah, but after I was done doing that and I used a a good bag of
- 18:1424, oh God, he wanted me to whack them off with a flopper,
- 18:19so I did. I would be so scared they'd go
- 18:22in him. Oh no, he didn't care.
- 18:24And he wanted all that, you know?
- 18:25He wanted it bloody and gross. And then once it was all bloody
- 18:28and gross, he laid down and I peed all over it.
- 18:34You know. Barbie goes silent.
- 18:39Yeah. We used to be a country men used
- 18:44to go to war. Now they're paying us to piss on
- 18:47blood holes on their Dick. Just no sometimes like when some
- 18:57like this guy was this guy was making me laugh.
- 19:00I I was giggling because he kept just saying the craziest stuff
- 19:03to me, like his profession of love was so it sounded so
- 19:07genuine because I can't mimic it because I'm a little shit.
- 19:10But like he was like, Mistress, I love you.
- 19:13And I was like, I felt bad because I'm like literally like
- 19:17killing his Dick and I'm like, oh.
- 19:19God, that's when you say I know, I know, you do.
- 19:22I told him to shut the fuck up. He kept saying thank you every
- 19:26time I hit him. I said can you shut up?
- 19:28I was like, you're annoying me. I know you're thankful.
- 19:31Dude. Thanksgiving's over.
- 19:34Damn. Wow, that is.
- 19:37Hilarious. No, it was really fun.
- 19:39I, I've come to really enjoy CBT, like especially like in the
- 19:44context of the dungeon and stuff like that.
- 19:47I'm very methodical with it. I really enjoy it.
- 19:50I don't know if I go very brutal, but I do.
- 19:52I like it. I don't know.
- 19:54It's fun it. Is fun.
- 19:56Something about it, it's just very interesting.
- 19:59I don't know. So, you know, we've done like
- 20:01tease and denial and and then. I'm not very good at that, I
- 20:04don't think. You know, it's, it's not for
- 20:06everybody, but I will say that I will say that Charles told me
- 20:12about apple polishing and that's post orgasm torture where you
- 20:17take the palm of your hand and press it against the head of the
- 20:21cock and do circular motions. I've done that with like a.
- 20:24Partner before yeah, right. So ultimately it's it's, you
- 20:29know, kind of annoying to that individual after they have an
- 20:32orgasm, right? The Cdti usually do.
- 20:35I don't usually actually touch the Dick, I only touch it with
- 20:38utensils. Yes, you do.
- 20:40You like touching things with utensils and sharp objects
- 20:44touching. Yeah, I don't actually.
- 20:47I rarely handle the Dick and I think that adds a different
- 20:49layer of like, what the fuck to it, because you don't even get
- 20:52to touch it. Yeah, right.
- 20:55Well, I had somebody and they actually wanted the the wheel,
- 20:58the Wormberg wheel. On I hid that the other day so
- 21:00it wouldn't get stolen. Can't remember where I hid it in
- 21:02the dungeon. You put it in the exam table in
- 21:04the second. Quarter, you were right.
- 21:05I did and I couldn't find it the other day and I needed it.
- 21:08It's right next to your grandparents.
- 21:09Rammed that thing in the urethra of a man before and he almost
- 21:12came. I'm sure it was.
- 21:15Look, I won't don't know what it is about a needle in the
- 21:17urethra, but they like it every time I do it.
- 21:19Yeah, I must add something to it.
- 21:22I'm not going to try it, but you know what props of them I'm for
- 21:25doing it. Props.
- 21:27I love it. All right.
- 21:29I think that's a good way to to end this.
- 21:31You're welcome. Are we welcome?
- 21:32Yeah. All right, good.
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