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Episode 65: Life After Radio / Holes · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: No minors, mature audiences only.
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  Speaker 2: He had put him in the car to take him
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  Speaker 2: to get euthanized.
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  Speaker 1: He died on the way there. Aw, jeez.
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  Speaker 2: Aw, jeez.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we're not going to start the show that way.
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  Speaker 1: Just press record, too. Don't hit record.
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  Speaker 3: I already did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so my cat died. Oh, man. Rest in peace
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  Speaker 1: to your cat.
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  Speaker 3: He was awesome. What was his name?
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  Speaker 1: His name was Romeo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he was a tuxedo cat, so he was
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  Speaker 2: black and he had white on him. I'm glad I
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  Speaker 2: had therapy today because I'm kind of okay with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So are you animalist now?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's two dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. Two dogs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Two dogs. They're not the same as a cat though.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I know, you know, I do. There's something
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  Speaker 1: about cats. Yeah. My cat died.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Like, It was, what, two years ago?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, going on two years now. It's been two years already.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: No, I guess like a year and a half. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: a year and a half. Year and a half, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody says, well, when are you going to get
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  Speaker 1: another cat? I don't know. I kind of like don't
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  Speaker 1: want another cat because I consider myself a dog person
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  Speaker 1: that lucked out with a cool ass cat.
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  Speaker 3: And now nothing's going to top Bowie. So I'd rather just.
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  Speaker 2: I said something very similar today about the fact that
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  Speaker 2: this cat was like a one in a million kind
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  Speaker 2: of cat.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cause she asked the same thing. Are you thinking about
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  Speaker 1: getting another cat?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody says that about their pets.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, mine.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's very unique.
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  Speaker 3: Some people like their pet will pass away. They'll get
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  Speaker 3: another one right away.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So I can't, I'm not that kind of person.
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  Speaker 1: My heart is like, my heart doesn't heal that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fragile.
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  Speaker 1: My neighbors, my neighbors, my new neighbors, people that live
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  Speaker 1: right there. Uh, when I first moved in, They had
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  Speaker 1: like this little teeny tiny like Yorkie thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it was. But then I noticed like
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  Speaker 1: older dog, definitely an older dog. But I noticed like
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  Speaker 1: a week after I moved in, there was another dog
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  Speaker 1: that was running around in the yard, another very small dog.
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  Speaker 1: So they had like a small old dog and a
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  Speaker 1: small young dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then the neighbor mentioned. Oh, yeah, the old one,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to have to put him down soon. So
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  Speaker 1: we got a new one, like, already.
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  Speaker 3: Like, lined up almost. Oh, like, he's in the.
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  Speaker 1: Queue line, ready to go on standby. He was so, like,
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  Speaker 1: casual about it that, oh, yeah, we're going to put
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  Speaker 1: this one down soon, so we might as well get
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  Speaker 1: another one, have another one ready. It's like, uh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Got this replacement one, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: At the ready.
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  Speaker 1: Poor dog.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like an heir and a spare. Speaking of dogs,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of dogs, let me tell you the story and
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  Speaker 1: get your opinion on this. So, since being unemployed or,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fired, whatever you want to say. Uh, I've
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  Speaker 1: been walking Lucy almost every day. She gets a walk, which,
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  Speaker 1: you know, my dog, I say she's an indoor dog.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't really dig the walks, but she's getting used
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  Speaker 1: to it. You know, she's getting used to it. Now I, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I have like the little thing on her leash that
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  Speaker 1: holds the poop bags, right? You can buy, you can
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  Speaker 1: buy them online with those little green bags, right? And
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  Speaker 1: so she's in such a groove now when we go
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  Speaker 1: on our 45 minute walk that most of the time
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  Speaker 1: when she gets to the same spot, for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: she has to just poop out a couple of turdlets.
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  Speaker 1: And then what I do is I walk up the
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  Speaker 1: street and we like go up and down the street
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  Speaker 1: and then we go through the alleys, too. And in
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  Speaker 1: the alley in this one house. There's always a trash
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  Speaker 1: can sitting there, open, and I always chuck the poop
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  Speaker 1: bag in the trash can. You're illegally dumping again. I
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  Speaker 1: knew that's what you were going to say!
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we did this on a previous show
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  Speaker 2: the one time about people randomly throwing their dog poop
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  Speaker 2: in other people's garbage cans.
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  Speaker 1: What is the issue? Let me ask, what is the issue?
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  Speaker 1: So I must have done this... gee, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe 15, 20 times. And then I noticed one day
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  Speaker 1: when I went to go throw the dog poop in
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  Speaker 1: there that there was a sign that said, no dog
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  Speaker 1: poop in. Then, then, and I can't find this post anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where it went. I should have taken
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  Speaker 1: a screenshot of it. But there's this Facebook page called
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  Speaker 1: the Whitehall Winers. A community group, yep. So it's a
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  Speaker 1: community Facebook page where everybody just bitches and moans and
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  Speaker 1: complains about everything. And there was this long ass post
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  Speaker 1: on there about To the person that keeps putting... Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I wonder if that was... It had to have
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  Speaker 1: been about me.
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  Speaker 3: That's you. That's you, man.
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  Speaker 1: My whole thing is.
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  Speaker 3: I wish they had a picture, like they had a
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  Speaker 3: video or something of you. Like, can you, you know,
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  Speaker 3: identify this asshole?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you people have bigger things to worry about in
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  Speaker 1: your life?
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  Speaker 3: You people. Yeah, you people.
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  Speaker 2: Them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because the way you're talking about, you agree
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  Speaker 3: with the neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say I agreed with them. I didn't say
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  Speaker 2: I agreed with you. I'm just simply stating that you.
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  Speaker 1: Said, you people.
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  Speaker 3: Trash is trash. What do I care if somebody puts
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  Speaker 3: dog poop in my trash can?
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't care?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Dog poop. All right. I think I would care.
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  Speaker 1: I think I would care.
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  Speaker 2: Why? Because my garbage can sits right outside my garage.
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  Speaker 2: And on those hot days, what do you think?
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  Speaker 1: But it's not in your house. Trash is trash. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Like, there's bigger things to worry about in
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  Speaker 1: the world than dog poop.
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  Speaker 2: But if I put dog shit in my garbage can,
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  Speaker 2: that's mine.
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  Speaker 1: I paid for that. I didn't pay for your dog shit,
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  Speaker 1: do you?
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  Speaker 3: That's her shit.
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  Speaker 1: That's my shit, okay?
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  Speaker 3: My shit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, you illegally dumped Dump, which is funny. Literally.
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  Speaker 1: Dump her. Oh God. I think I should be allowed
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  Speaker 1: to do it again. Trash is trash. And then, then
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  Speaker 1: what are you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 3: So your dog poops and then you're supposed to just
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  Speaker 3: carry that bag around the whole freaking time.
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  Speaker 1: What a pain in the ass that is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This privileged motherfucker. What?
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  Speaker 3: Carry my dog's poop around? Make it someone else's. Make
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  Speaker 3: it someone else's problem. That's just it, though.
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  Speaker 1: I don't view me.
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  Speaker 3: It's a problem. I guess that's not a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's not. And again, I will stand on
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  Speaker 1: this hill till the day I die. There are bigger
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  Speaker 1: things to worry. The world is fucked up right now.
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  Speaker 1: The least thing that you got to worry about is poop.
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  Speaker 1: Other dog poop in your. As long as you're not
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  Speaker 1: throwing it into Lake America, we're fine. Yeah, Lake America.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the wrong show.
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  Speaker 2: Or, you know, New America. If you're not throwing it
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  Speaker 2: in either of those, then you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I heard about that New America. I heard
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  Speaker 1: last week that he's like thrown around the idea of
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  Speaker 1: changing the name of new mexico to new america he
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  Speaker 1: does not have the authority to.
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  Speaker 3: Do yeah but half the shit that he does he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't have the authority to do he.
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  Speaker 1: Does i would i would say closer to three quarters.
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  Speaker 3: Is the only way that is the only way he
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  Speaker 3: could actually do that is like if he bought it
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  Speaker 3: could he buy the state could he buy it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't buy the state.
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  Speaker 3: Can't buy a make it something a territory no He's
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  Speaker 3: in charge of the U.S. government. If anyone's going to
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  Speaker 3: buy a state, it's going.
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  Speaker 1: To be him. All I'm saying is don't give him
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  Speaker 1: any ideas. I almost feel terrible about saying it out loud.
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  Speaker 3: Like, don't jinx it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't jinx it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't put it out in the universe. If he does,
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  Speaker 3: you can put your dog shit there. All right, good.
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  Speaker 3: Not a political podcast. In fact, this is episode, I
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  Speaker 3: think this is episode 65.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't be 67? No, I hate that. 69.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of good numbers once you get in
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  Speaker 1: the 60s. Like what? 67. 67. I hate the six,
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  Speaker 1: seven thing. I'm really, my kids, my daughter even still doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Are we done with that? I think we've grown out
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  Speaker 1: of that. Haven't we? The younger kids are still doing it.
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  Speaker 1: I never wanted any part of it. No, I didn't either.
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  Speaker 3: I've been out of it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think it's stupid.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny.
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  Speaker 1: My husband perpetuates it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But other than that, and with that episode 65, blazed
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  Speaker 3: and confused are you ready to hit that button is
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  Speaker 3: it gonna be some random shit we we've been doing
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  Speaker 3: the national anthem every show i think we should.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe oh we didn't do it last week oh no
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  Speaker 1: we should play it twice then oh okay We'll do
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  Speaker 1: that after we do this. Hang on, wait.
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  Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel. The
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  Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth, theory, and THC collide. Let's spark
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  Speaker 5: your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The Blazed and
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  Speaker 5: Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 3: I like how you said, you're getting rusty. He's getting rusty.
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  Speaker 3: Life after radio, but at the same time, what it
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  Speaker 3: is is that he's never been good at this to
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  Speaker 3: begin with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks a lot. I'm kidding. I've seen the boy.
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  Speaker 1: If there was one thing that I was good at,
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  Speaker 1: it was running the board.
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  Speaker 3: You were great at running a board. I have to agree.
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  Speaker 3: Even when you did videos of yourself in studio, watching you, dude,
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  Speaker 3: you were fucking smooth with that shit. You were always
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  Speaker 3: good at running the board. I always liked buttons. Even
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  Speaker 3: as a kid, I always liked buttons. I was always
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  Speaker 3: a button. And you know, I see now, there's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of these... sensory rooms for kids. Why didn't we
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  Speaker 3: have this when I was a kid? You know what
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  Speaker 3: a sensory room is? Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like just a room where there's a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: shit to touch. You run around and touch everything. That
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  Speaker 1: sounds great.
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  Speaker 2: There's different textures. There's different fabrics. There's different kinds of seats.
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  Speaker 2: There's like beanbags or bouncy chairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All kinds of stuff to stimulate kids. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: they had that when I was a kid. I would
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  Speaker 1: have loved a sensory room.
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  Speaker 3: You should just make this next room over where your
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  Speaker 3: bar is a sensory room.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. You could totally do that.
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: Let's go shopping do people get shit to make your
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  Speaker 2: sensory sensory room.
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  Speaker 3: Do people actually chill like that's like a chill zone
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: yeah sure yeah yeah dude make it a sensory room
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  Speaker 3: man you know the other thing too i saw becky
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  Speaker 3: that you just recently started posting on social media again
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  Speaker 3: i really need to like do that.
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  Speaker 1: But i just like don't have it in me man
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  Speaker 1: every day i wake up and i'm like all right
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  Speaker 1: i should really like it's a struggle put a proof
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  Speaker 1: of life on social media and I just, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I like what you've been doing. You've been showing your vinyl.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just on my story though. But I haven't been like posting, posting.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm alive. I have a new job.
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  Speaker 1: I should like, I should, you know, I just, again,
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  Speaker 1: the older I get, the less interactive I want to be,
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  Speaker 1: the less I want to like put my life everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: It's because you grew up doing it. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Becker, by the way. That's my good friend, Joel. Today,
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  Speaker 3: our guest on episode 65 is Becca.
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  Speaker 4: Hey!
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  Speaker 2: And what's really cool, you know, is that this is
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  Speaker 2: the third time I have been on this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Right on. And every time I've done it, I have
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  Speaker 1: felt like I couldn't say who I am. Oh. Who
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm Becca. God damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: You are like, imagine she was like, that's not my
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  Speaker 1: real name.
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  Speaker 2: Like my real name, my full name is Rebecca, but
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  Speaker 2: I've always, I've always gone by Becca ever since college.
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  Speaker 2: Like when I was in college radio, 30 seconds before
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  Speaker 2: my first break, the program director says to me, what's your,
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  Speaker 2: what's your air name? I was like, uh, he goes,
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  Speaker 2: what do your parents call you?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, Becca. And he goes, ding. There
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  Speaker 1: it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How'd you like, you just go by, you have a
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  Speaker 2: great last name, Becker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And Joel. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But his real name is Joel. Not a lot of
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  Speaker 3: people know that about him. We've made this joke before
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  Speaker 3: on the show. We've talked about this.
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  Speaker 1: Breaking news. Joel's real name is Joel. I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone finally knows this about him.
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  Speaker 1: It's about time. They're finally learning.
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  Speaker 3: I've been bursting at the seams to get that one out.
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  Speaker 1: After all these years. You thought you knew me.
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  Speaker 3: Well played.
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  Speaker 1: Well played. I feel like I just got like baptized.
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  Speaker 1: I got initiated with the joke. Nicely played. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Becca's on for the third time. You're officially a regular.
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  Speaker 2: I'm officially like, but other times before I didn't feel
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  Speaker 2: like it was safe to admit that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on your show because what do people do on
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  Speaker 1: your show?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we, we learn things.
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  Speaker 1: We learn things.
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  Speaker 2: We talk about trivia. We make fun of each other.
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  Speaker 3: We never talk about politics. Like, no, I don't even
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  Speaker 3: recall one time doing that. We don't talk about politics,
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  Speaker 3: but we're very patriotic. the bombs bursting in air.
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  Speaker 4: Gave proof through the night that our flag was still
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  Speaker 4: there O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er
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  Speaker 4: the land of the free and the.
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  Speaker 3: Home of the brave.
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  Speaker 1: She thinks she nailed it.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should have Bob Holder as the disclaimer.
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  Speaker 3: Then we should play that and then play the intro
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  Speaker 3: to our show. Every time.
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  Speaker 4: Every time.
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  Speaker 3: Becca, it's been a little while since you've been on
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  Speaker 3: the show, but we do a little thing called the
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  Speaker 3: rapid round where we do 10 questions in 60 seconds
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  Speaker 3: of all varying topics.
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  Speaker 1: Remember this.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Are we going to try that now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you on the ball with the buttons?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's test you.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Hit it.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Good.
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  Speaker 3: The game begins in three, two, one. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: make you press the buttons next time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's the coldest continent? The Arctic. Which one?
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  Speaker 2: Oh the south antarctic antarctica okay yes.
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  Speaker 3: Pyrophobia is the fear of what fire yeah what planet
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  Speaker 3: is named for the roman god of the sea neptune
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  Speaker 3: yes yeah the adult beverage the adult that is wrong
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  Speaker 3: the adult what the average adult human has 32 of what.
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  Speaker 1: The average adult human has 32 of what? Has 32 holes?
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  Speaker 4: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a lot of them.
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  Speaker 3: No, that'd be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You've got little holes in your skin, your pores. No,
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: Next question.
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  Speaker 1: Where on the body can you find your uvula? It
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  Speaker 1: should not be funny, but it is.
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  Speaker 3: My uvula.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. That was terrible. That was terrible. What, like two questions? No,
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  Speaker 1: we got through not even half.
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  Speaker 3: We got through four and a half.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: I suck.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Well, where's your uvula? Why was that funny? Uvula, just
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: the way you said it.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Uvula.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: And you were laughing when you read it. Well, that's
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: because she said holes. Oh, my God.
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: Uvula, where is it?
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Uvula.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: It's the thing that dangles in your throat. Damn it,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I thought it was that little thing that connected your tongue.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I knew it was something in the mouth.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: What game show host got into a fight with Adam
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Sandler in the film Happy Gilmore?
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Bob Barker. Yeah, that was right. Bob Barker. Did you
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: watch the documentary? We talked about this. Did you watch that?
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, maybe I did.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: They're trying to cancel Bob Barker.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: I won't allow it. I don't know. I watched it.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Was he handsy? Hansy, a little racist. Oh, big surprise.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Hello? Think of the era that he was in. Speaking
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: of Hansy and racist, I've been watching the Brady Bunch.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: I thought that would make you happy.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Hansy and racist. I'm just making up. Now
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: that you mention it, though, I'm trying to. I guess
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I have seen black characters in the Brady Bunch.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Watch how the guys touch the girls all the time.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Watch it. Watch it.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: We're trying to cancel everything. I have been watching the
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Brady Bunch. I started it from the very beginning. Oh,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: from the very beginning, really. For the first time ever. See,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: I like the later. I like season four and season
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: five the best. Go watch the episode called, and I quote,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Marsha Gets Creamed.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: It's about her working at an ice cream parlor, not
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: being a porno actress. Okay. Marsha Gets Creamed. Well, then
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not watching it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: She Gets Creamed by Mr. Haskell. He's the owner of
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: the ice cream shop.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: We didn't get this in the rapid round, but what
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: does PS stand for at the end of a letter?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's French. Well, it's technically Latin, but what we
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: call it, what we call it. Oh, um, PS, like
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: post addendum?
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Ooh, close.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Post, oh, I can't. Script, post script is what we're
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: looking for. We also didn't get to this one. Go ahead.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: What's the main... biome. Oh, I spelled that wrong.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Bomi.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Bomi.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Bomi.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: What's the main biome of Nevada?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Desert.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Is it Nevada or Nevada? I say Nevada. I would
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: not have known what a biome, what's a biome. I
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: remember hearing that word.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: The atmosphere, the climate, whatever.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: The environment. Within like the type of, like we live
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: in the Northeast. We're in like a deciduous forest. Deciduous. Oh,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Well, yeah, because we have pine
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: trees and we have trees.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: So we have evergreens and we have trees.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: So it's deciduous. That lose their.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Balls.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Their leaves. So we have a mix of both.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: What is the name for a person who has no
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: fixed home and moves from place to place?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: They have no fixed home, but they move around a lot.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Vagrant. It rhymes with.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Borad.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Brocad. Brocad.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Nomad.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. There we go. And what body
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: part do snakes use to smell? Their eyes. No, their tongues.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Their tongues.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Their tongues.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Their tongues.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: All right. We got through them. All right. The beginning ones, too,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: by the way. What's the coldest continent? Antarctica.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Phyrophobia. Pyrophobia, rather. The fear of fire. The planet that's
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: named for the Roman god of the sea.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's not Uranus. Yes, it is. Neptune.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Neptune.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: The average adult human has 32 teeth, not holes.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I blanked.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I totally blanked on that. But now when you think
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: about it, though, I mean, like, skin pores. Yeah, I
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: think you have a lot more than 32, though.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Right, you do. And that's why when I said it,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it just... But I could not, for the life of me,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I could not think teeth. I don't know why I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: hung up on it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: We're also going to accept holes. She gets the buzzer.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Ding, ding, ding.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Holes. We have many a hole.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: We do have quite a many holes. And where's your uvula?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: That was in your throat. That was in your mouth.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Was that the dangly thing? I think so, yeah. No. Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Uvula is the... Dangly thing? We had a boss that
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: had one of those removed, remember?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: And he would tell everybody I had my uvula removed.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: It's like, what?
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: And then, and then he would, if he had like
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: a spot for you to read or something like that,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: he'd be like, here, you got to edit it. Um,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: my uvula is acting up or whatever. He's always used
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: that as an excuse. You can't use uvula as an
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: excuse for things.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: It's not like you have a bum leg. I think he,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: did he not have like sleep.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Apnea or something? And the reason, and then their solution
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: to the.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Sleep apnea was that they chopped out his uvula.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: His mouth entered to like share that. I just remember
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: him telling everybody that. He shared it with everybody. With everybody.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: He was an overshare.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Do I know this person? That's * * * *.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: And he might be on our podcast.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: He's still reviewing episodes. Okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: He may join us. I did check in and I said, hey,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: are you thinking about coming on the show at all?
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: And he goes, I haven't listened, but I will. I'm like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: all right. I bet you think it's too stupid for
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: him to be on. I bet that's what it's going
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: to be. No, it's too dumb.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Well, he's missing out if he would say it's too dumb,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: because it is quite a refreshing experience.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I would love for him to be on the show.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I think he'd be a great guest. Yeah, he's very funny.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: And trivia-wise, you know, he hosted trivia for years, so.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Very smart. Oh, so he should be. So, yes, a.k.a.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Becca is not. That's fine. I don't mind.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: It's okay. We aren't either.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Blazed and confused. Random thoughts.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Ah, yes, the part of the show where I read
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Becca's random thoughts. Mm-hmm.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Joel says my random thoughts always include something about a restaurant.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: And this week is no different. I heard someone ask
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: a bartender for a to-go box. And the bartender replied with, wait,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: for your beer?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I witnessed this and I like burst it i was
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: like that is funny what a dummy i do remember
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: when i was uh a.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Server at a restaurant that had a bar i remember
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: one time this woman ordered a martini took two sips
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: of it and then asked if she could have a
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: to-go cup then i was like for your martini and
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: she said yeah and i said are you going to
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: drink it here? And she said, no, I'm going to
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: take it home with me. And I said, you can't
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: do that. I've done it. I've totally done it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: You put, you put a martini in a to-go container.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yes. No, I mean, we've all, I've never done that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: You've never done that?
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, you amateur. You know, even if the bottle, say
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: you have a bottle of Tito's and you take it
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: to a party and you bring it home with you,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: but you only had so much of it, even though,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: even though it's like closed and, It was still open.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Open container. See, it's not open to me though. It's closed.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Why would it be a different rule?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: It has to be like in the trunk of the car.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: You can't have it. I don't even know if that's true.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I don't know.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It might be. My parents were weird about it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: The law is called open.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: The open container. Open container, but it's closed.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: The fuck is that all about? I don't understand how
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: that works. Do you know... I went to sheets last
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: night and it just so happened to be 1130, right?
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: 1130.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: And I wanted to get a case of surf sides. Uh,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: so I got one, got a case, by the way,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: there's 30 freaking dollars for a case of those. It's insane. Yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I think. Yeah. So it's like 29 99 or something insane.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: So I go to check out first off, like an idiot.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I tried to check out at the, you scan, it
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't work. You have to go to the, like the regular,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: you know, register.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: So I go up and the guy goes, Oh yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It's past 11. You can't get those. And I said, what?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, it's 1130. You're only allowed to
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: get non-vodka alcohol. Weird. After 11. Because I guess Sheetz
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: is open 24 hours, but after 11 p.m. on weeknights,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: you can't get vodka. It's like a PCLB. Wow So
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the best part is He goes, but you can get
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like anything else You know, you can get Mike's Hard
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Lemonade And I'm thinking, dude, you're really telling me You're
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: telling me to put down Surfside and go pick up
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Mike's Hard Lemonade Like what?
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: That guy sounds like a square.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: It's not really a comparison there What kind of rule
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: is that?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: It's wild.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Uh, here's something I heard somebody talking about the other day.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Would you mind, uh, the idea of data centers or
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: data centers?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Data. Data. All right. Let's, let's agree with that.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Uh, would you mind the idea of those more or
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: less if you didn't have to pay a PA state
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: income tax? Like if you didn't have to pay a
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: state income tax, would you be for data centers still
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: at all? Terrible for the environment. How much money would
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: you get back with the state? Everything's terrible for the environment. I,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: you know, I.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Uh, Sorry. Terrible for the environment. That's just how I
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: feel about it. That's okay.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I, I agree. Terrible for the environment. How
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: much money would I be getting back? Would it help
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: me live a little bit? I don't know, but there's, I,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: that's a really tough one. Is that an idea that
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: they're tossing around if they're going to put data centers in.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Your other States have like implemented that? No, really? I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: think so.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I think I don't want to spread misinformation. I think
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: it's Virginia, Virginia. Should we look that up? Let's try it.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Let's look it up. If not, I, I don't know
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: where I heard that. Okay. So, so what?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: So the tax would be the, at the taxpayer would
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: pay a tax or they would get something back.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: You would get something back. Cause you wouldn't have to
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: pay Pennsylvania state income tax. So you lived near a,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: near a data center.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Or like, If they were just, if that was the thing,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: like they could build them wherever they wanted, as long
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: as you got some money back, would you be okay
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: with it?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I don't think so.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I'd really just, I just don't think so, but it's
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: possible that something like that may have been brought up
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: in one of those red States.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: You know what I like hearing? Uh, my friends and
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: like family and stuff are going to those like town
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: hall meetings to really stop those things.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's good that people are like showing up,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you know, showing a community engagement. That's huge.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: It's huge that we can all agree on something. Doesn't
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: matter what side of the aisle you're on. Exactly. That's
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: all we kind of need at the moment. Yeah, right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: You've got a face on your face. Yeah, yeah. So
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not finding anything about Virginia income tax, like state
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: income tax getting cut out completely. It does say that
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: there's a few counties, like local counties within Virginia that
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: have cut residential property taxes by 30% because they're making
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: so much money from the data centers.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: What's the, what, what is it though? What's your number?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: What's it going to be? Is it going to be your,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: your livelihood or is it going to be the environment? What, what,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: what is it going to be? You know, they'll figure
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Technology.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: That's a tough one. That's deep. That is like wading
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: into the deep end of the pool. I did not
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: bring my float.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: We're not a deep kind of show. No, I know.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I forgot I talked about it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not prepared for this one. So let's switch things
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: up then. This looks like a pop quiz. Yeah, let's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: go to the next one.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: We're going to switch things up completely then. Me reading
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Becker's random thoughts.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: What would you, if you were actively about to have
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: or actively having diarrhea... Dude, you can't write to save
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: your life. Sometimes I just write down notes. This isn't notes, though.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. I'm going to read this verbatim. Okay.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: What would you.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: If you.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Were actively about to have or actively having diarrhea and
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: a copy was pulling you over.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Dude, I got to stop writing these when I'm stoned.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: It's so funny.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: So this should say, what would you do if you
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: were actively about to have or actively having diarrhea and
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: a cop was pulling you over?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What would you do? I don't know.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I just got pulled over two weeks ago. I got
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: my first speeding ticket.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: In a while.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Did you have diarrhea? Were you actively having it? No, no.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Damn it. I wanted an answer from that. Yeah, I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: was coming home from a wedding that just so happened
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: to be like two hours away. And I never, like,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I'm really not good. This is bad, but I'm not
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: good about charging money to drive far away to DJ. Oh,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta get better at that. I know, I know,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I know. But I was proud of myself because this
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: time I did.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Good job.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Well, lo and behold, I think I charged like 300
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: bucks or something.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: And then I got a speeding ticket that was $ 268
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: on the way home. Well, it covered your speed. So
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: now here's the thing. Here's the thing with the speeding ticket.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: The cop said, I'd be willing to work with you
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: and the judge to get some of the points off.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm researching about like the way that the point
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: system works in Pennsylvania. Yeah. I was going. 30 miles
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: over the speed limit. So it's working against you, huh?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: So it's working against me. So that is automatically five points.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Oh no.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: And if you get six, then you have to like,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you have to like take a driver's like, training course
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: again and there's all this like all the you don't
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: get your license taken away until like 10 i think
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: or 12 maybe yeah but i don't want to deal
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: with it i just don't want to also this new
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: job that i took i have to drive 42 minutes
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: away every day to get to.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: And it's one of the and it's the the kind
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: of commute oh i know it's the kind of commute
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: that oh Sucks.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you were going there every day. Well,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: not every day, but I'm going there a few times
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: a week at least.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: It's a sucky commute too.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. So anyway, so the cop was like,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'll work with you to get some of the points
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: off if you want to plead not guilty. And in
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: the back of my head, I'm thinking, how do you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: plead not guilty to a speeding ticket? If you knew
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: that you've, I know that I was speeding. I'm guilty.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Like I didn't know the opposite of what you just did.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: So that's literally what I did today. Like I researched
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: it online and it said, go down to the local
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: district court office that was written on the ticket, which
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I did. And then I went down and there was
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: another cop there that was like, Oh yeah, dude.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: You got to plead not guilty. And I said, yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: but how? And he goes, You're going to come in.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: They're going to give you a court date, which they did.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: So I now have a court date. I got to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: show up at the end of the month at 915
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: in the morning. And he made it sound like it's
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: going to be like this 10 minute procedure where they
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: look at me and say, don't do it again. And
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: then instead of getting five points, I'll get like two
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: or three. Cause you made the effort. Cause you made
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the effort to, it's still, to me, it feels like
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: a big freaking hassle because, and I think that I'm
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: going to have to pay more money than two. I
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: think it's like another a hundred bucks. I don't know.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So don't you, are you lying technically though?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: But like morally, like, you know, if you're supposed to
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: put your hand on a Bible, blah, blah, blah. That's
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: just it though. But like the, All the cops, they're
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: the ones telling me, oh, yeah, you got to plead
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: not guilty and then we'll work with you. Like, what
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: kind of screwed up system is this? We're supposed to
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: support them. I'm joking.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I'm joking.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Relax. So anyway, what would I do if I was?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Having diarrhea. And I was getting pulled over. I guess
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I should have told the cop that when I got
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: pulled over, I should have said, Oh, I'm sorry, man.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I have diarrhea. You think they haven't heard that before?
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: They've heard that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Real quick story. I was on my way to the
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: drive in the other night and I left my house
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: and about three minutes away from my house.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, Oh no. I have to use the
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: bathroom right fucking now.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Like out of nowhere. Like I had no like inclination
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: that I was even going to have to go anytime soon.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden I was just like alert, alert, alert.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: So I look at my passenger. I was like, yo,
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: I gotta stop at the bathroom really quick. He's like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: you just left. And I'm like, I need to go
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: right now for some reason. So I was thinking to myself, man,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: if I was like hurrying to a gas station and
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I got pulled over or something, would I continue to
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: the gas station and park and be like, I'm so sorry.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I got to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: out and you can give me a ticket or you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Or would you pull over and be like, sir, I'm
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: actively shitting myself right now.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Again, you think they haven't heard that excuse?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: But what if you were?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That's the oldest excuse in the book. But what if
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: you were?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: All right. So he and I have questions for each
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: other now in this next part, Becca, and you are
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: our lifeline.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So we can come to you one time. Sometimes I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: go to the lifeline two or three times. But let's
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: try not to do that. We'll follow the rules.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Right, Joel?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number one.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Me? Oh, yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You can go first. All right. I'm trying to look
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: for good questions. I have too many, you know?
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: What does the acronym TSA stand for?
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: And you got to get it right.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Travel Security Authority? Travel... What does the acronym... Transportation... Transportation Security....
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Authority?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: TSA.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: What does the acronym TSA stand for?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Maybe it is transportation. Are you looking it up?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: What are you doing right now? No, I'm not looking
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it up. I'm pulling my questions up. Yeah, I don't
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: want to blow my load early. It's the story of
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: my life. I'm going to get it wrong. I'm not
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: going to go to my lifeline on the first one.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Because I know I'm going to need it later. Travel.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I think it's transportation. Transportation, security... Authority or administration. Final answer?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say authority. Final answer? Yeah, transportation, security.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You got it wrong. Transportation, security, administration.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Administration.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It was the other one you were considering.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: That's what I said.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you switched it to authority at the end.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I messed it up. I'm sure you did.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Question two.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Should have specified.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I just realized I have two questions. All right, that
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: relate to each other.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Cheddar cheese originated in the village of Cheddar. In what country?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: In what country? I feel like this is like a
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: trick question. It should be like in what country? The
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: United States of America. Isn't there one state that's like
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: popular for its cheese? Wisconsin or whatever? Or is that potatoes?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: But this one is. Is it potatoes or is it cheese?
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Wisconsin is the cheese.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: State, right?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What states? Oh, Idaho is the potato state.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Cheddar cheese originated in the village of Cheddar, which is
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: in what country? He said village, though. Village doesn't mean
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: United States. Cheddar, what village?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Cheddar, Germany?
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Cheddar, Italy?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Cheddar, Japan? Definitely not.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: It's not Iran.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: No?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: No. No Middle Eastern or anything?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Cheddar or Egypt?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Cheddar or your mom? I'm not going to tell you.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: You have to guess.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Guess one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to say Germany. Cheddar, Germany.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: No. England. Cheddar, England.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you didn't come to me because I was
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: set on France.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, it was France.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: It was France.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: No.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: England.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Great. Wow. How do you come up with cheddar cheese?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm glad they did, man. Oh
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: my gosh. Cheddar is delicious. Cheddar makes everything better. What's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: your favorite cheese? White American.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Agreed. White American.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: White American.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: It's so melty when you need it to be. Man,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: is it good.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It's the best one. You go to Canada, they don't
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: have it up there.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Dude, I went up there when I went to Canada
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: for the first time. I wanted to get a sandwich
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: somewhere and they were like, I was looking at the
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: cheese thing.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, you don't have American cheese.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: And they're like, what's that? I was like, oh man,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: you guys are missing out. It's horrible for you and
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: wonderful at the same time.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Is it horrible for you? I mean, his cheese is
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: bad for you, I think. Is it really?
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: It's dairy, but I don't know. It is heavy in fat. Yes,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: it's high in fat. And most of it has a
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: lot of sodium, I think. It just makes everything better, though.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, yeah. Especially American cheese. How do people
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: eat a hamburger and not a cheeseburger? I have the
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: same question about how do you eat a steak sandwich
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: and not a cheesesteak?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Like, I just.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Steak sandwich. Don't do it for me. I remember steak
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: on a, on a bun, just steak and meat. Like
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I need cheese. You have to have cheese in there.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was in school on the menu
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: for lunch, they would put like a steak sandwich. They
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have cheese steaks. It would be certain days. They
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: would have a steak sandwich. I'm like, what kind of
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: bullshit is this? What kind of fucking country is this?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: You don't have cheese steaks. You have everything but cheese.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: You end up putting ketchup on it. Yeah. I remember that.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I remember that.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah. we're learning a lot educational podcast question three
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: coming up here question three.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: How many edges does a cube have.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: How many edges does that mean like corners or does
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that mean lines corners corners a cube yeah a.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Cube i'm gonna draw one hang.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: On how many edges does a cube have.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was a bad cube. Hang on. That was
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: a bad cube. It's a shitty cube. You still have
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: a lifeline. Okay, one, two. And that joint's gone. We're
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: going to need another one.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Eight.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Final answer?
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Wrong.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: There are 12.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: 12? 12. That's the answer. How did I just count eight?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Just look at this object here. You got one, two, three, four,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: and it's, you know. Wait, what do you mean? One, two, three, four. Five, six, seven, eight.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: How the fuck is there 12? Because it's drawn. A
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: cube is... I don't know. I'm talking out my ass. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I think your question is... Look it up.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: The internet told me that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: The internet told me that. Your classic case of... I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: swear to God, it wasn't even chat GPT.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: It was the internet that told me that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: What was your question? How many what? How many edges
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: does a cube have? Okay, so it's not corners.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: A cube has 12 edges. It's not corners.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: It's edges.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: So, yeah. What does the internet say, Joel?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: It's edges, not corners. So a cube has six faces,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: eight corners, and twelve edges. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's weird, man.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Four times three. That's how you get it. Question four. Twenty.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Too many fucking numbers.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: His brains are going to go bye-bye.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Already there. Alright, here we go, man.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Question four. Which U.S.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: State is closest to England? Well, Greenland would be my
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: answer eventually. Honestly, I think it might be like New
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: York or something. All right, so this new job that
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I took... they shipped up a bunch of people here
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: from California. And I feel awful for these people. It's like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: oh my God, you packed up your life from sunny
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: California to move to the Poconos of Pennsylvania. I feel
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: awful for you. But this one, this one girl that
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I just met two days ago is very, very, very British.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: And we were talking and she goes, oh, it's not
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: that bad because Pennsylvania is actually like a lot closer
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to England when I go and visit my parents. Like
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I shave off a couple hours on my flight. So interesting.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I think it might be like New York. You do
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: have a lifeline. What would you, I'll go to my lifeline.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: It's the last question. What would you say? New York.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of this like.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I would think like Massachusetts, Rhode Island, because the way
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: they peak out.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Exactly. But I think New York juts out the most,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: does it not? I'd have to look at a map,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure I, oh, because I'm imagining the coastline.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Which U.S. state is closest to England? I think it's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: New York. I really think it's New York. I don't know.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: The other thing I thought about, is there some weird
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: ass like island state community or some shit that's like
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: out past that you never think of? Off the coast
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: of Maine or something like that.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going to stick with my gut.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say New York. Stick with it. Actually,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: you just mentioned the answer.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It's Maine. Maine. maine yeah you got all those wrong
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: this week wow it's all right you're gonna i'm gonna
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: do all music questions no i.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Don't want you to do that question number one i
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: won't do all music but i'm gonna start with music
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: okay fine.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Uh i can't wait for today's munchie minute snack oh
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: my god okay i'm feeling snacky Music. The Puerto Rican
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: singer and rapper born Antonio Martinez Ocasio in 1994.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: He's better known by what two-word stage name?
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Isn't it?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Say it again. Sit still over here. Sorry. I wasn't looking.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I wasn't looking. You sure you weren't?
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: He wasn't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: He didn't look at me.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: He didn't look at me.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: He didn't look at me.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Music. The Puerto Rican singer and rapper born Antonio Martinez Ocasio,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: or Casio, I don't know, in 1994, he's better known
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: by what two-word stage name?
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: He was born in 1994? Yeah. Oh, that's a good one.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: hint for me is it bad bunny i got one
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: right right on yeah yeah i'm gonna do more i'm
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: already doing better than you oh look at listen to
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: my copy can you really it's.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: His water bottle yeah yeah you watch that thing how
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: often Probably once a month. That's pretty good for you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I never, I never, probably don't. No, I never washed
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: my water bottles and then I look and they get
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: all gross and then I throw them away and buy
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: new ones. Yeah, that checks out. It's pretty clean. It's
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: not good.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Question two.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to make the category for this one.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I just wrote general trivia.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The post office motto lists four specific things that won't
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: ever stop the mailman from getting to you. Rain and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: heat are... Snow, rain, and heat are three of them.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But what's the fourth? There's four things. You've heard this before.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: They deliver in the snow, the rain, the heat, and
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the what?
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Snow, rain, heat....
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: The post office motto lists four specific things that won't
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: stop the mailman from getting to you.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Snow, rain, and heat are three of them, but what's
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: the fourth?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a tough one. You ain't getting that one right.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Snow, rain, heat. I have to get something weird like
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: a mudslide or something. Mudslide?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Not my mom.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Falling rock. Falling rock.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: You know, like that kind of thing. That sign that
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: you see on the side of the road.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Watch for falling rock.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Imagine a rock falling on your car.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Like, Jesus. Imagine a rock falling on your mailman. Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: that would stop him, I think. I actually, I have
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: no idea. That would be my funny guess. Falling rock.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: You could go to your lifeline if you want. I
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: don't think she knows it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: I'm torn.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I'm torn. I have two answers, and I know one
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: of them is correct.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: All right, hold on. Snow, rain, heat, flood?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: No, not any rain.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Tornado, earthquake? Earthquake, final answer.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: It is not Earthquake. What is it?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: It is the gloom of the night.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. The gloom of the night.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: The gloom of the night? The official motto of the
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: United States Postal Service, neither snow, nor rain, nor heat,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: nor gloom of the night stays these... What? Stays these.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Did I write that?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really... Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: gloom of the night stays these carriers from the swift
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: completion of their appointed rounds wow oh.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Now we know it's the gloom of the night I'll
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: forget it in about 3 2 1 question 3 gloom
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: of the.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Night what else do I have here what else do
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I have here alright how about Disney movies okay What's
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the name of Cinderella's two evil stepsisters?
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get this wrong. So I'm going to
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: go to my lifeline. Didn't you already do that?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: What?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Go to your lifeline? Did you not?
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't? No, he didn't.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: What were your two guesses, by the way, for that question? Oh,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: sleet and ice. I was way off. I was way off.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You said, I know one of them's correct. I know.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I was so full of myself, right? I was so
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: full of myself. I have been humbled. Now, Becca, as
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the lifeline, what's the names of Cinderella's two evil stepsisters?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Anastasia and Drusilla.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I would never have pulled those out of my ass,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I promise. Very good.
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  Speaker 3: Well done.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the assist. No problem. As soon as
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: you said Disney movie, I was like, oh, I got
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: this in the bag. Speaking of Disney movies, have you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: seen the new Toy Story? I have not. No, I
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: have not. I have totally forgotten about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was... overhyped and then went away
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: very quick did you see it no i'm a little
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: annoyed by it they should have stopped after two one
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and two is all you need three was questionable and
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: four no i.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Think the third one made me bawl my eyes out
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: oh my god yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: It's been a long time it's been a long time
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: i should re-watch three then is that the one with
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the fork i told you i told you before i
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: hate that shit that's the fourth one forky's the fourth
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: forky what the fuck is that good seriously i say
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: this all the time i watch this movie and i
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: was appalled when they the kid forgot the little spork
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: fucking thing in the park and the parents realize it
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: as they're driving away so they turn around and go
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: look for it whatever fucking do.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: That not mine no my dad might he's forgot your pet.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Fork One parent, it doesn't have to be both of them,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: but one of the parents will turn around and go
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: back and get it.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Not if it's a fucking fork.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the shit that you do for your kids,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: let me tell you, it's insane.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely insane.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: We went on a vacation one time and we literally
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: had an extra suitcase just for toys.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Wow. What kind of toys? Yeah, like.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. No, no, no.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Not the fun guys.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: It's my kind of vacation.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: A suitcase full. It was to diss me.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Question four.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear what you come up with
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: for this one.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, great.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: In 1886... Oh, God. Grover Cleveland became the oldest of
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: our presidents to get what?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no. In 1886, Grover Cleveland
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: became the oldest of our presidents to get what?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: The oldest of the presidents to get what? A wheelchair?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. No, something happened to him.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Did he fall down or something? He fell down. That's
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: why he needed the wheelchair. Oh, he got an award.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Final answer. He got an award. I'm going to leave
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: it nice and vague.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: He got an award.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: A purple heart?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Is it something like that?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Think about your answers here. Do they give purple hearts
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: to presidents? I think Trump will. He'll give it to himself.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I think you're right.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: That would be my guess. Donald Trump's purple heart. The
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: correct answer is married. He got married.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I had it. I thought they gave him something.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I had it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: My first answer was venereal disease. Oh, he might have.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: It's time for... So I bought four.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Of these so that I could have one at home.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Too. Oh, you're smart.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: These are very, very good. Oh, I saw these at
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the store the other day and I didn't buy them.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't either. Strawberry, peanut butter and jelly Reese's.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I've been wanting to try these. Oh my God. You've
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: had them before?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I had one last night.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: So, uh, yeah, I love to try these when it
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: comes to PB and J. I'm more of a strawberry guy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: So these are very good.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: See, I just think that Reese's peanut butter cups don't
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: need to be fucked with, you know?
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: No, I totally understand that, but I don't mind these
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: kind of like adventurous ones that I enjoy.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: So there's strawberry peanut butter, strawberry peanut butter and jelly inside.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: A Reese's peanut butter cup. Essentially. Yeah. You need some milk.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: It's so good. I think it's very good. Okay.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: It's so thick.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Joel? It is thick, but it's good.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: It's all right.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You hyped it up like it was going to. I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: think it's dope. It's okay. It's thick, too. It's like
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: a triple. It's a bigger Reese's Cup. What do.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: You think?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: The strawberry is underwhelming. Yeah, I think so, too. There
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: could be more of it. My thing is the strawberry
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: tastes too fake to me. It's like the computerized fake
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: flavor version of strawberry. You know what I mean? I understand.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I still think it's very good.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: A very processed.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Like a strawberry paste. I'm not saying it's bad, but
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: we're getting a little carried away. Why do we got
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: to fuck with everything? You know, I'm a conservative when
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: it comes to my candy. Quit fucking with it.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I tend to lean towards purist.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: But what's your favorite candy of all time? I was
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: just having this conversation with somebody the other day. I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: will die on this hill. I'm telling you. Take five.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Hands down. You got me into those. They're very good.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I like take five better than Reese's.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I used to eat those for breakfast when I worked
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: mornings and would have to wake up at three o'clock
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'd go to Wawa at 4 a.m.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: You'd get the four pack.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Four, take five, and a giant thing of coffee, and
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that would be my breakfast. And then you would wonder
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: why you're nauseous at 11 a.m., you know?
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I remember those days of doing a morning show like that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I still think they're good. No, they're very good. Guess
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: how much a package of these is though. Like there's
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: two in this packaging, right? And they're pretty big. They're huge.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want another one.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Uh, they're, three bucks a piece three bucks yeah pretty
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: good though not bad hershey's you can sponsor our podcast
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: yeah we'll allow it yeah oh yeah the amount.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Of hershey's uh hershey's reese's yeah products that get consumed
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: in my house Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: It's not even funny. We buy the big, enormous bags
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: at Costco.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And just, it's, it's just not even funny. I have
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: a 13 year old boy in my hands. You've been
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to Hershey's, uh, Hershey park, right? I love chocolate world.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I love chocolate. Love chocolate. Like before you even go
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: into the park, what I would really love to do,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: we should do this for a video. You know, it's free.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: You don't have to pay for that ride, right?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just walk in. You walk in, you
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: get on the ride. It costs $ 0. And at the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: end of the ride, they give you a free sample
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: of chocolate. They give you a little Hershey bar. What
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I want to do is go there and ride the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: ride as many times as I can before somebody tells
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: me to leave. Until they kick you out. Cause you'll
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: see the same person like to get your free piece
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: of candy. How many times will they give you a
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: free piece of candy before they're like, all right, it's
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: got to leave.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Let's get out of here. We should go.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: We should try that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Go and at least do it like 10 times. And
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: then we'll go to shady maple. That was talk about underwhelming.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: That was underwhelming.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: We can go to one of the other ones we
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: talked about. Yeah, we should do that. I want, I'll
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: do that. That'd be some fun content to make.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: A little field trip.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Do you have fun, Becca?
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I was just contemplating that, that candy and how underwhelmed
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I was. Oh no. It's okay. It's all right. No,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: it's absolutely okay.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Nice job, Becker. You fucked up the story. Sorry.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: No, because now, no, because you really like them.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you my other one.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: So you have extra snackies to take home.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: That means she, she liked it. Not at all. No,
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: that was a lot of fun. Episode 65. We're doing it.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: We're still doing a show, and that's all that matters.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Can't keep us down. Life after radio.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Life after radio. Life after radio.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe that'll be the title. Life after radio slash holes.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Episode 65. I'm Becker. That's my good friend Joel over there.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Say goodbye. Goodbye.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't
• 51:34
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