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Oh My Gosselin! | RHONY Recap · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
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  Speaker 1: favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and
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  Speaker 1: Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in
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  Speaker 1: addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or
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  Speaker 1: scripted as well. Hey, Raindrops. On today's episode of Reality
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  Speaker 1: with the King, we are getting into the third episode,
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  Speaker 1: season 16 of The Real Housewives of New York City.
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell y'all something. Three times a charm.
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  Speaker 1: And then there were three. DC3, The Supremes. trifecta, triangle, threesome.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find all the... Lower Carlos King, not
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  Speaker 1: threesome child. Look, I am trying to find all of
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  Speaker 1: the things to describe the number three because in this
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  Speaker 1: third episode, I know I said this for the premiere,
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  Speaker 1: the second episode, I'm saying it again for the third
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  Speaker 1: consecutive episode. Bitches, Roni is back. I literally... sit and
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  Speaker 1: watch this season, dare I say, like it's appointment television. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so here's a gag. Y'all know I'm busy. I have
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  Speaker 1: a lot going on. I am the owner, founder, CEO, president,
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  Speaker 1: and also a client of my own production company, Kingdom
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  Speaker 1: Rain Entertainment. I have a few shows on the air.
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  Speaker 1: I have to watch cuts, have meetings, pitch interviews, shows,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I have a podcast. I drop eight
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  Speaker 1: episodes a week now because we have Three Housewives airing,
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  Speaker 1: we have Love and Marriage Huntsville that's airing, Ultimate Girls Trip,
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  Speaker 1: it's a whole thing, right? In addition to my Monday
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  Speaker 1: Night Live, I have a lot going on. So normally,
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  Speaker 1: I will watch my shows that I recap, you know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes the next day on Peacock, okay? Sometimes, this is
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  Speaker 1: so bad, do not repeat this to the people in
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  Speaker 1: the industry because they'll be mad at me, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: just busy, so I don't have time often to sit
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  Speaker 1: in front of my TV to watch a show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so between us raindrops. Sometimes I will go on a
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  Speaker 1: few of these Instagram pages and watch the clips so
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  Speaker 1: I can watch it in that way, like quick moments. Child,
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  Speaker 1: it's not often, but if I am like traveling, have
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  Speaker 1: a lot going on, no shade. That's like my cheat sheet.
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  Speaker 1: No shade. I'm just giving y'all the real. Baby, Roni
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  Speaker 1: is becoming the show where last night I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what do I watch? Do I watch, you know, my
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  Speaker 1: scripted shows on Apple TV? Pop the balloon on YouTube? No, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I said, wait, it's Tuesday. I get to watch Roni
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  Speaker 1: in real time. And I'm so glad I did. Great episode.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get right into it. Look, we have Jessel and
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  Speaker 1: Hailey playing pickleball. Y'all know I love Hailey. As of now,
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  Speaker 1: Desi is my fave of the new girlies. But Hailey
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  Speaker 1: is somebody who I love extraordinarily. I just think she's
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  Speaker 1: one of those women who was made to be on television.
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  Speaker 1: Unlike Jessel. We'll get to that in a second. And
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  Speaker 1: I know that's unpopular. I'm being silly when I say that.
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  Speaker 1: I do have to read Jessup, but stay tuned for that. Okay, Jessup,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. You're a great housewife. I just got to
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  Speaker 1: drag you a bit because you tried it. So we'll
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  Speaker 1: get to that much later. So stay tuned for the
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  Speaker 1: dragation of Jessup. Okay. Hayley is super interesting. And the
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  Speaker 1: reason why she is, because I feel like every episode
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  Speaker 1: we learn more and more about her. We got a
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  Speaker 1: chance to meet her mother in this episode. They did
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  Speaker 1: a FaceTime. I enjoyed it. Her mother is a wackadoo
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  Speaker 1: in the best compliment possible. Her mother reminds me of
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer Tilly. Look, not from Beverly Hills, Carlos. Jennifer Tilly
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  Speaker 1: had a career way before she was a friend of
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  Speaker 1: Carlos King's. The actress, Jennifer Tilly, who happens to be
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  Speaker 1: a friend to the show on The Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. There you go. I cleaned it up. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Hailey's mom reminds me of Jennifer Tilly. Just like super funny,
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  Speaker 1: super unassuming. Just like, you know, says what she means.
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  Speaker 1: She's quirky. She's wacky. And you get to see where
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  Speaker 1: Hailey gets it from. In this episode, as she's talking
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  Speaker 1: to Jessel, we do learn that she pretty much got
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  Speaker 1: taken off of the... She got dismissed from the team
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  Speaker 1: when she was in college, tennis team, I believe, because
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  Speaker 1: she was smoking weed and had a mugshot. And when
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  Speaker 1: they showed her mugshot, she looked like a completely different person.
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  Speaker 1: She made reference to the eyebrows. Besides the eyebrows, baby,
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  Speaker 1: it was the face. It was everything. Like, she looks
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  Speaker 1: like a completely different person. It was given before and
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  Speaker 1: after of Dorit. If you've ever seen Dorit's before and after,
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  Speaker 1: Dorit looks like her first name was Dorito. Like, that's
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  Speaker 1: the jarring difference, okay? Hailey looked like Eminem, the rapper,
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  Speaker 1: before she... The way she looks now, she's a beautiful girl,
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  Speaker 1: but it was giving Marshall Mathers no shade. It was
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  Speaker 1: jarring to me. I had to watch 8 Mile afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: In the shower this morning, I was singing Lose Yourself
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  Speaker 1: from the soundtrack of 8 Mile. I'm just saying it
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  Speaker 1: was giving Marshall Mathers no shade. But now, Haley looks amazed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here for it. I'm here for it. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I am fascinated with before and after pics because I
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  Speaker 1: love to see the noticeable tweaks and measures a person
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  Speaker 1: does to their appearance. I'm fascinated by that. I could
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  Speaker 1: be alone in that. That's fine. I am super fascinated
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  Speaker 1: by it. But we also learn that she pretty much
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  Speaker 1: is in a marriage where she's allowed to have girlfriends. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I know people are saying she's in a lavender marriage.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why I don't know if we should call
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  Speaker 1: it that is because from the definition that I've learned, okay,
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  Speaker 1: a lavender marriage is where both parties are a part
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  Speaker 1: of the LGBT plus community. And unless I missed it, I... Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got that wrong. Okay, I was wrong. I was wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I read that wrong. So I finally Googled it. So
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  Speaker 1: I was wrong. Okay, so here's the definition. A lavender
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  Speaker 1: marriage is a marriage of convenience between a man and
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  Speaker 1: a woman where one... or both partners are a part
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  Speaker 1: of the LGBTQIA plus community. Got it. It's not both,
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  Speaker 1: it's one. Got it. So she is in a lavender marriage. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I was wrong. There you go. So she
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  Speaker 1: is in one. Her husband, she revealed she met her
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  Speaker 1: 20s and how they're pretty much stuck like glue due
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  Speaker 1: to the fact that when she came home from college,
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  Speaker 1: this is where the whole John and Kate plus eight
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  Speaker 1: controversy happened. So, the rumors between her and John started
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  Speaker 1: when Hailey's father did Kate's tummy tuck. Okay? Because remember
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  Speaker 1: when Kate Gosselin had the... How can I say this kindly?
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  Speaker 1: Remember when Kate Gosselin had the low-budget Jennifer Aniston haircut?
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  Speaker 1: It gave mullet. It gave bob. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: It gave skunk. You guys have to Google it if
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  Speaker 1: you have no idea what I'm talking about. She looked
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  Speaker 1: like a skunk. Okay. So... We know that when she became,
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  Speaker 1: you know, really famous courtesy of a TLC show, John
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  Speaker 1: and K Plus 8, that she was, she looked different, right?
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  Speaker 1: So she had a tummy tuck, and the tummy tuck
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  Speaker 1: was performed by Dr. Lawrence Glassman, which we now learn
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  Speaker 1: that is Haley Spears. father, okay? So, because at that time,
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  Speaker 1: that show was huge. This is like pre-Housewives. John and, before,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, pre-Housewives phenomenon. John and K plus A was humongous. Like,
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  Speaker 1: covers of Us Weekly, the whole nine yards. I was in, like,
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  Speaker 1: high school. Maybe college. I don't remember. But I remember
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  Speaker 1: following this, right? So, anywho, while she was recovering from
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  Speaker 1: her surgery, in order to not be exposed by the paparazzi,
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  Speaker 1: Kate lived with her doctor, who performed a tummy tuck.
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  Speaker 1: And his wife, which is Hailey's mother was helping Kate
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  Speaker 1: recover from the surgery. Okay, we have all this, right? Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. Okay. So,
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. The gag, the gag, gag, gag, gag,
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  Speaker 1: gag is, okay, when Kate was living there, John was like, well, shit,
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  Speaker 1: she's my wife. We have these eight kids. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be there when she recovers. So he
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  Speaker 1: moved in. The part of the story I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: is who was raising the eight kids? If Kay is
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  Speaker 1: there recovering from a tummy tuck and John is there
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  Speaker 1: tucking her tummy, where are the kids? That's the part
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  Speaker 1: of the story I don't get. We got to find
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  Speaker 1: that out. There's a mystery there. Haley, are you telling
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  Speaker 1: us the truth? We don't get it. Allegedly, according to Haley,
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  Speaker 1: when John moved in and she came back home from college,
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  Speaker 1: the friendship turned into more. That's what she said, which
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  Speaker 1: we could read between the lines. While Katie was recovering
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  Speaker 1: from her tummy tuck, John was tucking his, in Haley's tummy.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nip and tuck. he was nipping and tucking
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  Speaker 1: on Haley while his wife Kate was recovering from the
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  Speaker 1: tummy tuck. Okay, y'all follow? Now, because we don't know
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  Speaker 1: where the eight kids were, I don't believe this story.
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  Speaker 1: I believe, in my opinion, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Haley had
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  Speaker 1: an affair, willingly. I think John came over there to
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  Speaker 1: visit his wife, Kate, and while he was visiting Kate,
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  Speaker 1: him and Haley were messing around in the other bedroom, allegedly.
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  Speaker 1: That makes more sense to me. Do y'all agree with me?
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  Speaker 1: No nanny is going to take the sole responsibility of
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  Speaker 1: watching eight kids while one is recovering from a a
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  Speaker 1: surgery that she wanted, not mandated, an elected surgery, and
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  Speaker 1: the other guy is just there to see his wife
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  Speaker 1: and was banging the doctor's daughter. That's the tea. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: just saying. That's what I think happened. But Haley, speak now,
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  Speaker 1: forever hold your.
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  Speaker 1: Peace, okay? All right, moving on. One of the things
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  Speaker 1: that was going on this episode that I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: talk about was a conversation that was happening between Carol
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  Speaker 1: and Daisy. Daisy's marriage to her husband is also giving me...
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say lavender, but it is giving
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  Speaker 1: me fuchsia. So instead of a lavender marriage, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to refer to... Daisy's marriage as Fuchsia. This is Reality
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  Speaker 1: with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back
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  Speaker 1: into the show. Something isn't accurate in her story either,
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  Speaker 1: and Daisy is my favorite newbie. We learn in this conversation, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that Daisy tells Carol, sometimes I am wrong. really attracted
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  Speaker 1: to him, meaning her husband, and other times I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: She said when they fight, he goes on Craigslist to
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  Speaker 1: look for an apartment, and she goes on the dating
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  Speaker 1: at Raya to look for a man. They live in
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  Speaker 1: an apartment with popcorn ceilings. Let me tell y'all something.
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  Speaker 1: When I first moved to New York City from Detroit, Michigan,
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  Speaker 1: it was the early 2000s. 2002 to be exact. And
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  Speaker 1: popcorn ceilings was a thing back then because, look, I
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  Speaker 1: was broke as a joke. I have $ 500 in my
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  Speaker 1: bank account. I was living in an apartment with my
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  Speaker 1: sister and her best friend. I literally got a job
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  Speaker 1: within seven days of being in New York City. I
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  Speaker 1: was working at The Gap on 34th and Herald Square.
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  Speaker 1: It is now closed down. And we had popcorn ceiling
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  Speaker 1: and doo-doo brown carpet. Like, the carpet was rough. And
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  Speaker 1: we had mice problems. It's New York City. Our rent
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  Speaker 1: was 800 bucks for one bedroom. I slept on the
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  Speaker 1: floor on an air mattress. And because I'm a gentleman,
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  Speaker 1: my sister, her best friend slept in the bed. That
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  Speaker 1: was back in 2002. Well, Carl, let's be honest. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: 2002 through five. It was three years of struggle, child.
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  Speaker 1: I digress. My point is I was in my early 20s,
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  Speaker 1: working out the gap, making $ 8. 25 an hour. You mean
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  Speaker 1: to tell me that Daisy at her big age, who
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  Speaker 1: can call Martha Stewart to ask about what type of Flour,
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  Speaker 1: should she use? Corn, flour, corn syrup, whatever, child. You
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  Speaker 1: mean to tell me, you and your husband collectively, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care if the rent is controlled. You can't be
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  Speaker 1: that cheap. To live in an apartment for 21 years, well,
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  Speaker 1: you 10 years, him 21, the rent is controlled. You
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  Speaker 1: guys are on top of each other. You have a child, right?
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  Speaker 1: you're having flirty texts with the tutor, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: telling the world that you're attracted to him sometimes and
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  Speaker 1: you're not, this is giving a setup for a divorce
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  Speaker 1: storyline next season. They're not, I can guarantee you as
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  Speaker 1: a reality producer, she is setting the stage for a
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  Speaker 1: divorce storyline. And after he hears what she said, he's
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  Speaker 1: leaving her anyway. And what she's going to do is
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  Speaker 1: live in an apartment in the city Her storyline next
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  Speaker 1: season is, I went from having popcorn ceiling to a
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  Speaker 1: high rise with 10 foot ceiling. And I'm eating popcorn
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  Speaker 1: as I'm staring at it. Trust me, I wrote the
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  Speaker 1: script to it already. That's her storyline next season. They're
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  Speaker 1: not going to be married. They're not going to be together.
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  Speaker 1: She's setting the stage for a divorce. It is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. That's what's going on here. I'm intrigued. I'm interested. But, look,
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  Speaker 1: to follow another divorce story, of course, I'm like, oh, gosh,
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  Speaker 1: another housewife going through a divorce? How groundbreaking. You know, like, great.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the thing with Psy, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: Psy had no storyline this episode. Psy, in the words
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  Speaker 1: of Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, you're in danger, girl. You
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  Speaker 1: gave friends of the show tees. Martha Stewart has more
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  Speaker 1: scenes than you, Cy. You're holding an apple and Martha
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  Speaker 1: Stewart's holding a cookbook. Coupons. A paintbrush. A makeup brush.
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  Speaker 1: A compact mirror. Martha Stewart has more screen time than Cy.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why is... Listen, I like Cy. I think
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  Speaker 1: it relied on me and Cy to be friends. No shade.
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  Speaker 1: Because I like her. She's scrappy. She's beautiful. I do
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  Speaker 1: like her as a person. As a reality star, in
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  Speaker 1: the words of Phaedra Candy visiting Chateau Charest, nothing was there.
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  Speaker 1: But sticks and grass. That's the best I can do
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  Speaker 1: to describe Psy's storyline. It's sticks and grass with a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of debris. Anywho, Daisy... Divorce storyline is going
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  Speaker 1: to come up next season. I can almost guarantee you
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  Speaker 1: I can write the script. Just like Psy divorce storyline,
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  Speaker 1: we saw nothing going on that worried us between Psy
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  Speaker 1: and her husband. And instead of telling the truth, which is, look,
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  Speaker 1: I was hiding it because. I wasn't giving my real
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  Speaker 1: life to the show. She wants to say, I tried
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  Speaker 1: to protect him. Okay, girl. Whatever. I digress. Okay. So,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of Daisy, she meets with Jessel and Erica at
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  Speaker 1: her apartment. They start roasting her popcorn ceiling. Jessel is
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  Speaker 1: on one, talking shit about it. Daisy had an iconic
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  Speaker 1: line to me where she says, our rent is what
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  Speaker 1: you pay the doctor to laser off your beard. Love
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  Speaker 1: that line. It could have been a rehearsed read, but
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  Speaker 1: I loved it anyway. Because rehearsed reads in a confessional,
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  Speaker 1: to me, are fine. I don't like it when they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about it in scene. And we'll get to Jessel's
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  Speaker 1: rehearsed reads later. Jessel then brings up Aaron. and feels
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  Speaker 1: that Aaron is giving Mariah Carey, she's obsessed with her.
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  Speaker 1: And how she needs to be more worried about what's
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  Speaker 1: on Google, because when you Google her, she doesn't pay
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  Speaker 1: her rent. She's accusing her of having rats, not paying
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  Speaker 1: her talent agencies for months, and says that Aaron is
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of debt. Jessa also accuses Aaron, of
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  Speaker 1: allegedly committing insurance fraud based on what happened in her
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  Speaker 1: Hamptons home. Now, this is the motherfucking tea, bitch. I gagged.
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  Speaker 1: Because I didn't think about that. All I'm saying is true.
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  Speaker 1: But I will give Jessel this. Jessel, I'm complimenting you
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  Speaker 1: right now, so leave me alone. Jessel ate with that one.
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  Speaker 1: Because now... Based on the evidence of what she was
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  Speaker 1: laying out about allegedly not paying the rent, allegedly not
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  Speaker 1: paying these talent agencies their fees, it's a good argument
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  Speaker 1: to believe that perhaps Aaron allegedly could have possibly, maybe,
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  Speaker 1: did a little bit of an insurance job in the Hamptons' home. Now,
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  Speaker 1: when I looked at the scene again, because I watched it,
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  Speaker 1: the Hampton home did look, it was horrible. It was
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  Speaker 1: absolutely horrendous. And although in my mind, in hindsight, I'll
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  Speaker 1: say that in hindsight, I am kind of like, okay, well, damn.
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  Speaker 1: Busted pipes caused that busted? You know, like, when you
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  Speaker 1: really think about it, I mean, I'm talking about the closet,
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  Speaker 1: the flooring. It was bad. So to believe that one
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  Speaker 1: busted pipe caused that much damage, I don't know. Jessel
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  Speaker 1: kind of made a good argument. It got me looking
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  Speaker 1: at Aaron a little bit crazy. I'm not saying it's true,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm also not saying Jessel did not make a
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  Speaker 1: good argument either. What do y'all think, though? I actually gagged.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, okay, Jessel, it's fucked up to accuse
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  Speaker 1: somebody of that. And I'm sure Erin is livid when
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  Speaker 1: she saw that on the episode. Because that's a very
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  Speaker 1: heavy allegation. And Jessel said it like she stole a
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  Speaker 1: Snickers bar out of a bodega. Or she stole Carol
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  Speaker 1: Stapler out of her car. You know, like, That's a
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  Speaker 1: very strong allegation. Albeit believable, strong nonetheless. Let me know
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  Speaker 1: what y'all think about that one. Because I really need
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  Speaker 1: to know if I was the only one like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Jaisal, you kind of ate with that one.
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  Speaker 1: And Jaisal, that's the only time you ate. Okay? Because... Look.
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  Speaker 1: I will go on record saying... when I started watching
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  Speaker 1: the reboot, I never understood the hype with Jessel. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying she wasn't interesting, but I always felt like,
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  Speaker 1: why are people online praising her as if she's the
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  Speaker 1: next best thing since, like, Stacey Rush? I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: the hype. And then, a friend of a friend of
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  Speaker 1: a friend in the industry, allegedly. Okay, here's some tea. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is just, like, weren't on the street, okay? Hey, Giselle.
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  Speaker 1: So a friend of mine who works in the industry,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: not reality, by the way, this is like somebody who
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: works in PR, a friend of mine. We were having
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: dinner once, and she was like, are you watching Roni?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I like it. You know, it's okay. Like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I like it. I love it. Right? This is like
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: three years ago, like when the show first had the reboot.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not bad. It ain't great. It ain't bad. Whatever.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: And she's like, who's your favorite? I said, I like
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Aaron the most. And I like Brynn. Stupid me. No shade.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I like Brynn and Aaron. And I said,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: but people love Jessel. She said, child. I said, what?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: She said, Jessel works in PR. All that press she's getting,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: she's doing it herself. She has all the connections. And
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: then I was like, Oh, that makes sense. And she said, girl,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: she's buying bots. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. She was like, she's
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: allegedly buying bots. And I said, what is bots? Because
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: at that time, I didn't get it. And that's when
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: she explained to me what bots are. And then I said, wait, what?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: She said, no one looks at Jessel like she's some queen.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? So then when Jessel was shading
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: what you Google, when you Google, I'm sorry. When Jessel
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: was shading bots, Erin, based on when you Google her name,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: what comes up. Jessa then says, look, when you Google me, instyle.com,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and she started naming all these publications. And I thought
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that was so premeditated. Like, you are thirsty. Like, Jessa,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you may be one of the thirstiest housewives in the
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: past five years. Like, that was so premeditated. And any
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: publicist knows when you want good press, you have your
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: algorithm be on part of the first page when your
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: name is Googled. Because why would you reference your own
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Google search to make a point? So yeah, Jessel's a weirdo. Now,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: she's a good reality star. I don't know. I like
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: my reality stars to live by the first four letters
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: of their job description, which is real. If you are
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a reality star, start by being real. And Jelso just
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't get me real. I think she's a pick me.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I think she's a phony. I think she's thirsty. I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: think she's a weirdo. In the rehearsed read, she gave
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Aaron about a one-man Ponzi scheme. So Aaron and Jessel
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: have a one-on-one. And you could tell Aaron wanted to
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: clear the air, right? And Jessel just wanted to recite
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the read she wrote on the chalkboard 25 times, like
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: she's the opening credits of The Simpsons, where Bart Simpson
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: had to do it. I will read Aaron. one-man Ponzi scheme,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey obsessed, like a bootleg Houdini. I've never in
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: my 20 years in this business, and I've worked with
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the best, Lanithia, Monique Josten-Leaks, Teresa Giudice, Kenya Moore, girls
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: who know how to read for filth. This one scene
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: between Aaron and And Jessel, she had five digs as
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a point of reference. And that's why Aaron was like,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? She said one-man policy scheme.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Aaron's like, what does that even mean? You think you're Zendaya,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: but you're Blossom. What? Get Jessel off. I would never
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: say get anybody off my screen. What I will say
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: is I want to see more Martha Stewart than Jaisal.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I'd rather see more Psy than... Sorry, Psy, don't shade. Psy,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: just know this. In real life, me and you will
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: be friends. Don't shade. But nothing's there but sticks and grass.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So with Jaisal, Jaisal is just... Boo-leg Houdini... You think
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: you're Zendaya, but you're Blossom. One-man Ponzi scheme. Mariah Carey obsessed.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Jessel is the fucking worst. And I can't. I just can't.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: But I will give her this. She's a beautiful woman
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to look at. She's pleasing to the eyes. She's a...
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: beautiful woman. Beautiful. Stunning. I mean, no shade. She's the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: most beautiful New York housewife of that cast. She's absolutely stunning.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: And you cannot take that away from her. Now, her
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: confessional look, no thank you. The bob ain't bobbing, the
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: bangs ain't banging, the outfit's weird. But when she's in scene,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: like Aaron said, you wore a club outfit to a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: morning coffee breakfast situation. Like, but hey, Aaron is gorgeous
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and I would never take that away from her. She's just,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: she's a Housewives fanatic and she studied too much and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not feeling her. I can't take it. Give me
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: more Daisy, Haley, Aaron. Aaron may not be the most
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: likable person, but I believe that is who Aaron is
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: in real life. I do. Now, to be fair. Sorry, y'all.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I'm drinking my green juice. Okay. Now, to be fair,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: because I'm fair. Daisy had a Passover dinner at her parents' home.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Nothing really was happening until Aaron shook the table. So
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Aaron gives Hailey jam that said it's jam of the
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: month based on Hailey saying she's boring. Aaron, I love you,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: but your re-words were hers too. So Aaron says, I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: would rather be boring than break up a marriage of
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: a man who has eight children. Reed did not fit
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the crime. okay Haley deserved to get read but that
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: was such a severe read but I was like damn
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Aaron I like it but I could tell it was
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: rehearsed because it didn't it didn't match it didn't match
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to me you're boring well I'd rather be boring than
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: break up a marriage of a man who has eight
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: children which we now know she's talking about John Gosling
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: which by the way I told you guys earlier I
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: don't believe that shit I believe that Haley willingly and
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: consensually had an affair with this married man. I don't
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: care what, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. I don't care what anyone says.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I don't care what Haley says. But as a matter
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: of fact, let me call Kate. Kate Gosselin. DM me, sis.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: So raindrops, do me a favor. This is so funny. Raindrops,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: DM Kate Gosselin and let her know that Carlos King
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: from award-winning podcast that remains in the top 20 on TV, film,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Apple podcast, child wants to talk to her. Cause I
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: need to hear from Kate Gosselin, baby. We need to
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: know what's going on here. Cause I don't believe it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I believe Haley had an affair willingly. I do. I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: don't care what anyone says. I believe it. I believe it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I believe it. But I will say this. Love you, Aaron.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: That was a rehearsed read. And I didn't feel like
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Haley deserved it in that moment. But it made for
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: good commentary. And this season is cooking up to be good.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: By the way, I did love Erica and her husband's scene.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I love seeing Erica's billionaire husband. I like that he's filming.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: The apartment's cute. I like their relationship. Erica looks at
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: her husband with a sparkle in her eye. So that
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: makes me believe that she did not marry him for
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: his money, especially because we learned she comes from money.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Not as much as her husband, but again, this is why,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: listen parents, I have a lot of mothers who listen
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to Reality with the King. Listen, Erica's parents, to me.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Made sure that their daughters who was born into the
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: upper class of the world, was in the rooms to
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: marry somebody that made much more.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Money than her dad did. That's what y'all have to do, child.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Make sure your kids are meeting the right people in
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the right spaces. So that they can marry somebody that
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: they do not have to take care of. Just saying. Okay. Now,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: with that being said, Let me know your thoughts. I
• 34:17
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• 34:18
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• 34:21
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• 34:32
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