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Classic Moment: Patrick Hines · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: I heard on the after show that Patrick Hines will
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  Speaker 1: be in studio on Friday, and I cannot wait to
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  Speaker 1: listen to his segment. I started listening to his true
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  Speaker 1: Crime Obsessed podcast the last time he was on your show,
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  Speaker 1: and if you haven't listened to it yet, you have
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  Speaker 1: to get on that. A big fan of Patrick even
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  Speaker 1: read his book, and I'm excited for Frider's show.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Patrick, your mouth was wide open for that whole talkback.
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  Speaker 2: So you love this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I do. It is such an honor
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  Speaker 3: and a thrill to be here. May I tell you I,
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  Speaker 3: as you know, I interned you for you for a
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  Speaker 3: year in nineteen ninety eight.
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  Speaker 4: I remember it like everyone was like, they don't remember you.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I know I was not a memorable figure in nineteen
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  Speaker 3: ninety eight, but I remember you guys, and it was
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  Speaker 3: so life changing. And I remember every day being like,
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  Speaker 3: maybe today's day they're going to ask me to be
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  Speaker 3: on the air. Maybe today's the day they're going to
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  Speaker 3: happen to be.
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  Speaker 4: On the air. And it never happened, but here I am.
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  Speaker 4: I can't. I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 2: So we wouldn't even let you in this room barely
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  Speaker 2: now you're at the Big Well.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so old and I'm from so long ago that
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  Speaker 3: we were actually across the street at the other at
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  Speaker 3: the other building, and but you all did let me
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  Speaker 3: in the room.
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  Speaker 4: I remember.
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  Speaker 3: This was back when the ads I think were on
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  Speaker 3: like plastic tapes or something. Oh the cards, yes, the cards,
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  Speaker 3: and so I would come in in between like ad
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  Speaker 3: breaks and stack them up.
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  Speaker 4: For you or for Karen or whoever it was.
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  Speaker 3: I was putting them in the in the That was
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  Speaker 3: the only time I got to be in the room
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  Speaker 3: where it happened.
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  Speaker 4: But every time I would look around and be like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, it's happening the.
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  Speaker 3: Maddie in the Morning Show and Billy and I was
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  Speaker 3: saying before we started, you all were so famous to me,
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  Speaker 3: like so so so famous, I was.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't believe I was there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's a great time, and we were talking off air.
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  Speaker 2: The grouping of interns that we had at that time
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  Speaker 2: was amazing because Jody Charles kind of ran the board.
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  Speaker 2: She was the executive producer.
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  Speaker 3: She was I think Krinn was right and that Jody
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  Speaker 3: was my boss looking exactly yeah, yeah, do.
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  Speaker 2: You know that Jody Charles went on to become the
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  Speaker 2: press secretary for Mitt Romney when he was governor. No,
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  Speaker 2: this show to press secretary for the governor.
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  Speaker 4: Of Jody was so smart.
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  Speaker 3: She was very work driven, very focused, and that does
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  Speaker 3: not surprise me at all.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you didn't like her at the time, but
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  Speaker 4: didn't like her, but now I didn't like her.
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  Speaker 2: One in the grouping of insurance. Yeah, I'm trying to remember.
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  Speaker 2: Her name was Jordana yea her name, yes? And didn't
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  Speaker 2: she do something weird in New York City where she
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  Speaker 2: lied naked in a glass box the day.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I this vaguely rings the bell.
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  Speaker 3: I stayed in talk about when when the people were like,
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't remember you, I'm like, of.
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  Speaker 4: Course he doesn't remember me, but he'll remember Jordana.
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  Speaker 3: And I've got to meet you in the hallway and
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  Speaker 3: you were like, I'm like, I know you don't remember me,
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  Speaker 3: but I was.
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  Speaker 4: Here with Jordana. You're like Gjeordiana.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, she was just like young, very smart, beautiful
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  Speaker 3: young woman. And she she would always do crazy things
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  Speaker 3: like that. She was always like auditioning for like v
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  Speaker 3: H one, DJ J for a day or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: She was the original reality star reality shows.
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  Speaker 4: Kicked yes, and she was like obsessed with Johnson Stamos.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that was like her business. Who isn't currently
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  Speaker 4: who still isn't obsessed with john Stamos?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: You know I was also here, Remember Randy. Randy was like.
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  Speaker 2: The Okay, Randy was my intern, Yes, and he became
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  Speaker 2: our stunt guy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was here the day that he broke onto
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  Speaker 3: the film set and shoved his cell phone into George
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  Speaker 3: Clooney's hands.
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  Speaker 4: George Clooney, that's a legendary story. I was in the
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  Speaker 4: studio that day.
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  Speaker 2: George Clooney was shooting the Batman movie in Gloucester, Massachusetts,
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  Speaker 2: and we sent Randy in a robin suit, yes, as
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  Speaker 2: Batman's Robin, and some I said, just keep getting past
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  Speaker 2: the gate, just just said.
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  Speaker 4: You know how you did it.
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  Speaker 3: What you told him to do was that the mayor
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  Speaker 3: was on the phone for George. They walked him to
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  Speaker 3: George and you hear him on the tape go, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: it's the mayor, and then it's Matt Siegel the other
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  Speaker 3: of the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Randy was in the dressing room with George Clooney Batman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Robin I've arrived and I'm like, this really is
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  Speaker 2: a happening.
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  Speaker 4: And well, I.
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  Speaker 3: Remember in the studio there was like some red police
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  Speaker 3: siren that started going off, like it was like the hotline.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a wild time. It was incredible
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 2: So, what if anything from your experience here on this
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  Speaker 2: show led you to be able to do something that
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  Speaker 2: gets two hundred and fifty million views.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's an old number. We're over four hundred million
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  Speaker 4: down with me.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, that's not you, that's I. Look if that's
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  Speaker 3: our team, that's our team. Who sent that to you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I I was like, I was thinking about this last night.
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  Speaker 4: I actually got emotional in my hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it was a working for you all
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  Speaker 3: was like a life changer because I was just this
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  Speaker 3: like poor kid from Cape cod who got a scholarship
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  Speaker 3: to go to Emerson and and I wanted to be
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  Speaker 3: an actor, and I quickly learned I was no good
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  Speaker 3: at that. I was just a little gay boy with
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  Speaker 3: this like high pitched voice and didn't know what I
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  Speaker 3: was going to do.
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  Speaker 4: In the world.
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  Speaker 3: And I came and worked for you guys, and I
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  Speaker 3: my eyes were open to like fabulousness. And famous people
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  Speaker 3: and like and and working among that was like possible
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  Speaker 3: for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because off the air you mentioned that
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  Speaker 2: you were from Yarmouth, Yes, down in the Cape, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, oh, a couple of weeks ago I shot
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  Speaker 2: the TV show in South Yarmouth, Red Jacket, and.
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  Speaker 4: You worked there. I worked at the Red Jacket for
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  Speaker 4: like six years.
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  Speaker 3: That was another the two most the most formidable things
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  Speaker 3: in my work life were the Red Jacket and working
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  Speaker 3: for you guys.
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  Speaker 4: At West Say. We were at least ahead of the
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  Speaker 4: REGI of the Red Jacket for sure, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: But you know you all took me seriously and you
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  Speaker 3: gave me an opportunity. I'm a very hard worker, and
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  Speaker 3: you gave me the opportunity to do that. And so
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  Speaker 3: you know, I when I moved to New York and
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  Speaker 3: I found my way to podcasting, I was saying to
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  Speaker 3: you like, this was my only experience working in audio
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  Speaker 3: was working with you guys. And I remember when I
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  Speaker 3: was working in bookings for you guys, we used to
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  Speaker 3: send at Christmas, we would send.
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  Speaker 4: Like little gifts to like the big agencies.
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  Speaker 3: I remember we would send them to Avenue of the
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  Speaker 3: America and that sounded so fabulous to me. And now
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  Speaker 3: I live in New York, I'm like, oh, it's just
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  Speaker 3: sixth Avenue, like you know, and I see it.
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  Speaker 4: All the time and I'm like, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 4: did it.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, working for you guys is in my
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  Speaker 3: book that I that I wrote, and it's.
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  Speaker 4: In my dimension.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in your.
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  Speaker 4: Book you are.
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  Speaker 3: So My book is called a failure is not not
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  Speaker 3: an option. It's the twelve silly stories of like my biggest,
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  Speaker 3: most embarrassing failures in my life. And one of them
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  Speaker 3: is about a weekend or really just a night that
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  Speaker 3: I spent with the actress.
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  Speaker 4: B Arthur from The Golden Girls. Of course you did, yes,
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  Speaker 4: and I was. I was asked to be her host.
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  Speaker 4: In a minute, you slept with Beyond, I.
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  Speaker 3: Had sex with b Arthur, the only woman I've ever
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  Speaker 3: been with and weirdly the most masculine sexual experience of
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  Speaker 3: my life.
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  Speaker 4: But it was amazing for both of us.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was to remember that. And by the way, you
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  Speaker 4: are a best seller. Yes, yes, the book was a
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  Speaker 4: best seller.
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  Speaker 3: And but I got that gig being her host and
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  Speaker 3: guide for the weekend because I had lied to my
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  Speaker 3: friends at school who had invited her to come receive
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  Speaker 3: an award talking about all of the celebrities that I.
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  Speaker 4: Worked with the Mattie in.
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  Speaker 3: The Morning Show, which you all probably smartly kept me
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  Speaker 3: away from all the celebrities.
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  Speaker 4: I never worked at any of the celebrities, but I
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  Speaker 4: would you have a very high pitch for I know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm very loud. I'm very loud, but I I uh so. Anyway,
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  Speaker 4: there's a whole chapter.
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  Speaker 3: In my book about like when I when I gave
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  Speaker 3: up the idea of being an actor, I got an
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  Speaker 3: internship working for you guys, and what it was like
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  Speaker 3: to like work on the Mattie of the Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: It was just like wild and wonderful and so great.
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  Speaker 2: So what makes your podcast so damn popular? Well?
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  Speaker 3: So, true True Crime Obsessed is my original podcast. We've
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  Speaker 3: been at it for nine years, and I think that
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  Speaker 3: the fact that it's a true crime podcast by itself
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  Speaker 3: automatically puts it in a in a in a in
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  Speaker 3: a genre that people just really love and respond to.
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  Speaker 4: Ours is really different from others.
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  Speaker 3: We recap true crime documentaries and we started doing that
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  Speaker 3: before the documentary craze. You know, it's me and my
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  Speaker 3: my co host Julian Pennsylvali. So it's like a loud
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  Speaker 3: kay guy and this like super opinionated, sassy girl, and
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  Speaker 3: we sort of just like no holds barred. We say
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  Speaker 3: everything we think. We sort of just like leave it
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  Speaker 3: all on the floor. It's very high energy, it's very
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  Speaker 3: fast paced, and it's and it's funny, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: it's it's it's fun and endearing.
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  Speaker 4: You got a talkback justinh You guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited Patrick Hines is coming on. My worlds
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  Speaker 1: are Colliding Jillian and Patrick to come Obsessed one of
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  Speaker 1: my very favorite podcasts. So excited to listen.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, these talkbacks are incredible. What a creation.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have this when you were here in nineteen
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  Speaker 2: ninety eight.
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  Speaker 3: This is why no, we know we had electricity and
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  Speaker 3: Justin is the godfather of the talkback mafia.
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  Speaker 4: Justin, I love you, Oh thank you. I maybe we'll
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  Speaker 4: have a b Arthur MoMA. I don't know who knows.
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  Speaker 4: To day is young, The day is young. I am married,
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  Speaker 4: but thank you the same. I mean, you know