Latest / CelinaSpookyBoo / Yes_ I Am A Sleepwalker
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Sleepwalking. What 99% of you probably found me from. I'm
- 0:04Speaker 1: literally not kidding. Every time I go out in public,
- 0:05Speaker 1: people are like, you're that chick that sleepwalks. And I'm like, yeah.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Sure am. Sleepwalking is a giant part of my life.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Not so much now as it used to be, but
- 0:14Speaker 2: you guys love watching these videos.
- 0:16Speaker 1: I love watching them.
- 0:17Speaker 2: I feel like COVID was such this like crazy, dark,
- 0:20Speaker 2: scary time.
- 0:21Speaker 1: And my sleepwalking brought like a fun little light moment.
- 0:25Speaker 2: I want to know your favorite sleepwalking moment, but right
- 0:27Speaker 2: now we're going to watch my sleepwalking videos.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Maybe we'll talk about some, but I just need some
- 0:31Speaker 1: happiness in my life. It's been a hard day. Okay.
- 0:34Speaker 2: I'll never forget the first time watching my sleepwalking videos.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I remember seeing it, looking at Adam and just going,
- 0:41Speaker 2: no one will believe this.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Oh, this is at the new house. I do, I
- 0:55Speaker 1: really do. The eyes, dude, it's too much.
- 1:02Speaker 2: I don't even know where that bear is from or
- 1:04Speaker 2: what it is.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Oh, just moving the whole floor. Flipping the bird to
- 1:14Speaker 1: no one.
- 1:15Speaker 2: So many people ask me how the sleepwalking happens. I
- 1:17Speaker 2: explain this all the time. I'm going to explain it
- 1:19Speaker 2: one more time. I have a weird REM sleep disorder.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Some of this feels lucid to me, but I'm not there.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't remember it at all. That's usually like
- 1:28Speaker 2: when I'm really sleeping. That's called parasomnia or something like that.
- 1:32Speaker 2: I am a stressed sleepwalker. So if I'm really stressed out,
- 1:34Speaker 2: I'm going to sleepwalk. Not so much as an adult
- 1:35Speaker 2: as I was as a child. But we noticed that
- 1:37Speaker 2: if I was eating cheese or chocolate really close to bed,
- 1:39Speaker 2: I would definitely sleep talk, sleepwalk.
- 1:41Speaker 1: But get this. When I got older, I tried melatonin.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Holy shit.
- 1:46Speaker 2: So when you mix melatonin with cheese for me and
- 1:50Speaker 2: go to bed, this is what happens. Most of the time,
- 1:52Speaker 2: I have no idea what's going on. I'm not choosing
- 1:54Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I don't really know if I'm like
- 1:56Speaker 2: straight up dreaming, but it's not me. I don't, I'm
- 1:58Speaker 2: not choosing what happens.
- 2:00Speaker 1: It's just what happens.
- 2:00Speaker 2: And the other thing that's super interesting is you see
- 2:03Speaker 2: these clips that run for a minute. That's cameras that
- 2:06Speaker 2: are running for two to three hours.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Most of the time I'm just sitting around or looking
- 2:11Speaker 1: or staring. It doesn't make sense.
- 2:13Speaker 2: I am choosing the best one minute out of like
- 2:15Speaker 2: two to three hours. And people are like, why don't
- 2:17Speaker 2: you post them all the time? First, I kind of
- 2:19Speaker 2: burned it out. So I was doing it a lot
- 2:21Speaker 2: in the beginning when the videos were really popular, but
- 2:23Speaker 2: it started not working as well. Like my body was
- 2:25Speaker 2: like learning what I was doing. So it can happen
- 2:27Speaker 2: every once in a Most of the time, I'm more
- 2:32Speaker 2: of a sleep talker now, especially just with like the
- 2:35Speaker 2: stress levels and stuff. I'm not as stressed as I
- 2:37Speaker 2: used to be, but it's fun to know the behinds
- 2:39Speaker 2: of it.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Your jeans are fucking tight. They're so spicy! The end
- 2:47Speaker 1: of this world, and what would be better if you
- 2:50Speaker 1: didn't talk? I'm always so rude. Will you wait for me?
- 2:58Speaker 1: I want to get on five years. Burr, burr, burr,
- 3:03Speaker 1: twice in the night.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Hi. Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, like I
- 3:10Speaker 2: know what I was doing before I went to bed,
- 3:11Speaker 2: but when I wake up, I'm literally shocked.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I'm literally like, I have to get my bearings for
- 3:15Speaker 1: a minute. Cause I'm genuinely scared and concerned.
- 3:17Speaker 2: And I like, didn't know where I was or what
- 3:19Speaker 2: was like going on. Like, I'm like, like what day
- 3:21Speaker 2: is it? When I snap out of it too, I
- 3:23Speaker 2: don't feel completely back. Like I'm a little confused.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I was having a bad dream. We were all in jail.
- 3:30Speaker 1: I'm not gay. Like none of it makes sense, but.
- 3:34Speaker 2: It does why are you holding it open?
- 3:38Speaker 1: 1.2 million likes Just stealing everything.
- 4:04Speaker 2: I don't even know like I was in there for
- 4:05Speaker 2: 23 minutes not making any sound I didn't pick it
- 4:09Speaker 2: dodging dodging bullets it's crazy to see my body I
- 4:13Speaker 2: was um uh 241 pounds here and I'm like 190
- 4:19Speaker 2: that's why I'm in trouble Adam, the people want to know,
- 4:27Speaker 2: what is your favorite sleepwalking?
- 4:29Speaker 1: Gold star. This was one of the first ones.
- 4:31Speaker 2: I thought that it would be cool to get Adam's reaction,
- 4:33Speaker 2: also to watch me, because we had a couple close calls.
- 4:36Speaker 2: So he would just come out, and he'd sleep out
- 4:38Speaker 2: on the couch, and I'd sleep in the bedroom to see.
- 4:40Speaker 1: When it would happen.
- 4:41Speaker 2: And also, sleepwalking worked really well in this old house,
- 4:45Speaker 2: because it was like one room.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Getting stuff done in your sleep. Don't want you to
- 4:53Speaker 1: shit yourself. It's happened.
- 5:00Speaker 2: So big.
- 5:03Speaker 1: He can't even. Someone pulled up this clip last night
- 5:05Speaker 1: of my sleepwalking. To me, it's hilarious, but it does
- 5:08Speaker 1: show the dangers of it. But just, um... Are you awake? Yeah,
- 5:15Speaker 1: this wasn't induced. This wasn't. This was a really stressful
- 5:19Speaker 1: time in my life. Look at me taking a dog
- 5:22Speaker 1: leash for a walk. Bare feet. I'm thinking I walk
- 5:33Speaker 1: down to the cut. That's where I used to go.
- 5:39Speaker 1: That's great news! You okay? Yeah. Did you come back?
- 5:54Speaker 2: That's why everyone thinks she's a Bitch.
- 5:58Speaker 1: The poor family. Get fucked. Dude.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Don't judge me i think you know what i say
- 6:12Speaker 2: a lot of random shit in my daily life just
- 6:13Speaker 2: as i exist but it's so much worse when i'm
- 6:15Speaker 2: sleeping but i wonder where i pull it from i
- 6:17Speaker 2: also am really confused my brother like we both had
- 6:19Speaker 2: like this low level tics and it was really bad
- 6:22Speaker 2: when we were young my brother had it a bit
- 6:24Speaker 2: worse than i did and i really wonder if this
- 6:25Speaker 2: is just like tics i keep in all day you
- 6:27Speaker 2: literally said when i talked about i had to scrunch
- 6:29Speaker 2: anyways i wonder if they just like come out when
- 6:31Speaker 2: i do this i'm sure i.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Have diarrhea Big time. And welcome to Teletubby's sleepwalking. I'm sorry.
- 6:37Speaker 1: So this was funny. So, like, the sleepwalking was, like,
- 6:39Speaker 1: so popular.
- 6:39Speaker 2: And I was like, what can we add to it
- 6:41Speaker 2: to make it funnier? And I was like, let's try
- 6:43Speaker 2: a costume.
- 6:45Speaker 1: I went to bed like this. Don't fight. Don't fight. Don't.
- 6:51Speaker 1: I just want to call my mom. All the time. Mom.
- 6:57Speaker 1: I'm supposed to lose a new day. No, no, no, no, no.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Don't.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Don't pick her, lick her! Don't be shy. Ghost star.
- 7:06Speaker 1: That's the most popular Sigwalk line. I love it so much.
- 7:15Speaker 1: .
- 7:18Speaker 2: .
- 7:24Speaker 1: .
- 7:30Speaker 2: .
- 7:32Speaker 1: Who laughed at that? I'm going to, uh, change my name.
- 7:36Speaker 1: All my dead dogs. Coffee. Number one! You're a double
- 7:42Speaker 1: big fat bacon. See, we've become a couple. It's good.
- 7:50Speaker 2: For my ass.
- 7:51Speaker 1: It reminds me of Golden Crab. Come on. I haven't
- 7:56Speaker 1: seen this one in a long time. Got some dips!
- 8:02Speaker 2: Bless you.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Whoa. Better not happen. That's all I'm gonna do. I
- 8:15Speaker 1: bet Kevin will come out and say, you. Just me
- 8:29Speaker 1: downloading these and I'm like, the world needs to see
- 8:31Speaker 1: these again.
- 8:37Speaker 2: I really set up for a party all the time.
- 8:40Speaker 2: I've done that mainly when I was younger in step walk.
- 8:42Speaker 1: I did that a lot.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Nothing matters.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's what I said. Brother. Brother. Brother.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Brother that's so scared the glowing eyes i hate her
- 9:03Speaker 2: i know exactly who i was talking about i know
- 9:07Speaker 2: max coming to just.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Seasoning the floor that's incredible I think it's the shittiness
- 9:25Speaker 1: quality of the camera that makes it so funny. No
- 9:32Speaker 1: one's even there, babe. Oh my gosh.
- 9:35Speaker 2: Okay, do you see the sign that's right there? That's
- 9:37Speaker 2: literally the sign from when I was writing hollow.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Hollow. Go pre-order it so I can get on a
- 9:42Speaker 1: bestseller list. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please. I'm gonna be
- 9:45Speaker 1: going on tour. Go get your tickets. It's my house. Okay, Borat.
- 9:49Speaker 2: You guys love my sleepwalking videos, but I'm not the
- 9:51Speaker 2: only one in my family who sleepwalks a lot.
- 9:53Speaker 1: There's someone who's worse, my brother. Hi, I'm Joel.
- 10:02Speaker 2: He had returned something for me two winters that day,
- 10:04Speaker 2: so I think it was a reenactment of what he
- 10:05Speaker 2: had been through.
- 10:06Speaker 1: My poor parents. Yeah. Yeah. I was just staring at
- 10:18Speaker 1: a Ouija board. Oh my god. That's so scary. No.
- 10:33Speaker 1: What are you looking for all the time? That's a beast, Jackson. What?
- 10:41Speaker 1: I look so different now. Eggnog. I gussed everything out
- 10:48Speaker 1: all the time. This was the lights for the thing.
- 10:52Speaker 1: That's not right. What? I'm calling the shots. What?
- 11:01Speaker 2: The way people used to go off in the comments
- 11:03Speaker 2: fighting if it was real or not.
- 11:05Speaker 1: What'd I do? It's running.
- 11:09Speaker 2: That plant.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Adam got that plant before we got together. He still
- 11:12Speaker 1: has it. That plant is 18 years old. It won't die.
- 11:15Speaker 1: We didn't give it water for like two years. Trick shot.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Nice!
- 11:26Speaker 1: Look at Max.
- 11:27Speaker 2: Like, he put up with my shit forever. Rest in peace.
- 11:30Speaker 2: The fact that they don't even bark, he just watches me,
- 11:32Speaker 2: he's just like, mom, are you good? No! Welcome to
- 11:42Speaker 2: the chronicles of my sleepwalking with me part something!
- 11:45Speaker 1: Me just always in bed, y'all don't even know how
- 11:46Speaker 1: depressed I was. We're going through all.
- 11:48Speaker 2: The fertility stuff that barely existed. He thinks I'm like
- 11:53Speaker 2: gonna do snack. Oh my gosh, baby Yoda.
- 12:01Speaker 1: She's back. That's what most of it is.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Adam has started putting us back in the beginning house.
- 12:14Speaker 1: This is the room I'm usually in when I sleepwalk.
- 12:16Speaker 1: And I caught some stuff on camera the other day. Enjoy.
- 12:19Speaker 2: It's crazy to see myself because my life like really
- 12:22Speaker 2: kind of started to change around this point. I started
- 12:24Speaker 2: creating content like every day, all day. I, like, made
- 12:28Speaker 2: it my full-time job, so it's, like, it's crazy to see.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Drink. Ketchup.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Nice.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Tune. No. No! I don't know. Tense. I remember I
- 12:49Speaker 1: was dreaming about David Dobrik in Full Party. Or, like,
- 12:52Speaker 1: thinking about it. Like, I wasn't here.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Okay. There's one, I don't know if it's here, where
- 12:59Speaker 2: I literally got naked and came back home. Selena, wake up.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Wake up. I wasn't awake. I was laughing, crying, I
- 13:08Speaker 1: don't even know. What is this?
- 13:11Speaker 2: It was crazy to, like, have the cameras, because he'd
- 13:14Speaker 2: always told me stuff that happened, or we'd, like, see
- 13:16Speaker 2: weird shit around the house.
- 13:17Speaker 1: We knew I slept well. We'd wake up, and I, like,
- 13:19Speaker 1: emptied a whole mustard.
- 13:19Speaker 2: In the sink or something like that, but we had never, like,
- 13:22Speaker 2: known exactly, so having the cameras was crazy.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Sleep well. I've always been a sleepwalker, and I sleepwalk alone.
- 13:30Speaker 1: So we have security guards outside, and this is how
- 13:32Speaker 1: my night has gone. Yeah, so we only had one
- 13:34Speaker 1: outside to start. Naked. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 13:50Speaker 1: I at least live across the street from a plaza
- 13:51Speaker 1: and I got butt naked and I was back there.
- 13:55Speaker 2: Never found it. And that's what's dangerous. This was the
- 13:58Speaker 2: video that started everything. And I had gone to this
- 14:01Speaker 2: hotel in Stratford, Ontario to work on my book. I
- 14:03Speaker 2: wanted to map out my book, but I couldn't do
- 14:05Speaker 2: it at home.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I was so distracted. And I was like, I deserve
- 14:06Speaker 1: a little night. So I decided to go to this hotel. Okay.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Things you don't see on the other side.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Like Adam and I were really suffering. He had his
- 14:11Speaker 2: like super bad brain injury. I was kind of just
- 14:14Speaker 2: coming out of the throes of my diagnosis with Meniere's disease.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Like I was dealing with a lot of vertigo. We
- 14:18Speaker 2: were going to all these fertility stuff. We were so
- 14:19Speaker 2: in debt. Life wasn't great. But like, I just started
- 14:21Speaker 2: TikTok a little bit ahead of time. And I had
- 14:23Speaker 2: done this live and everyone was like, go. I went
- 14:26Speaker 2: to this hotel. And I got room service, and I
- 14:28Speaker 2: got this, like, super five-layer molten chocolate cake.
- 14:32Speaker 1: And I had fallen asleep. And then, yeah, I got naked. No, no, no, no.
- 14:38Speaker 1: I'm at a hotel, and I have sleptwalking, and I
- 14:41Speaker 1: am naked.
- 14:41Speaker 2: And I woke up down the hall with my phone
- 14:43Speaker 2: tucked underneath my boob.
- 14:45Speaker 1: I did. It was. I have saggy boobs. And it
- 14:47Speaker 1: was right under there. And my door is locked, and
- 14:51Speaker 1: I'm going to have to go to the front desk.
- 14:52Speaker 1: And I'm naked. My boob.
- 15:04Speaker 2: And for some reason I decided to post it. So
- 15:06Speaker 2: see those couches right there? I took those cushions and
- 15:08Speaker 2: put one in front of me and one behind me
- 15:10Speaker 2: and went to the front desk. No one saw me
- 15:12Speaker 2: and the person at the desk didn't even register. They
- 15:15Speaker 2: were just like, yep, they were so professional.
- 15:16Speaker 1: But that was the video that started it all. That
- 15:20Speaker 1: was the beginning. of the sleepwalking. And that really did
- 15:23Speaker 1: change my life. Like I had done lots of other stuff.
- 15:25Speaker 2: I had millions of followers before I started doing the sleepwalking,
- 15:28Speaker 2: but that was the one that kind of like, it
- 15:30Speaker 2: was a phenomenon. That was the first time where I
- 15:32Speaker 2: became extremely visible and people started seeing me and coming
- 15:34Speaker 2: up and talking to me. And I will always thank it.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Will I ever sleepwalk again on camera? Probably once a year,
- 15:40Speaker 2: keep it in my back pocket as a special treat
- 15:42Speaker 2: because now with.
- 15:43Speaker 1: A baby, I need my sleep. I can't play these
- 15:46Speaker 1: games anymore.
- 15:46Speaker 2: But I love my sleepwalking. I want to know your
- 15:48Speaker 2: favorite sleepwalking. Also, are you okay with me reposting those
- 15:51Speaker 2: videos sometimes? Because it is fun. Anyways, I love you
- 15:54Speaker 2: guys so much. Thank you for watching. Please tell me
- 15:56Speaker 2: what kind of YouTube videos you want. Maybe some ideas
- 15:58Speaker 2: I can do from here.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Because I'm a mommy now.
- 16:01Speaker 2: But I have some really cool things that are coming
- 16:02Speaker 2: from the future. Also, don't forget, if you love me,
- 16:04Speaker 2: pre-order holo. You'll find the links everywhere.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Until next time, goodbye, poo crew! That was intense. I
- 16:10Speaker 1: should just leave.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Poof.