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COLD CUTS: The Off Switch · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodikey.
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  Speaker 2: Wees are there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock. Geez,
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  Speaker 2: tell you what fellas. It's I really appreciate the people
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  Speaker 2: that listen to the show. Why I just do taking
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  Speaker 2: the time to, you know, make an effort.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you what though.
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  Speaker 2: I had a bit of a di whye disaster on
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  Speaker 2: Friday night when I got home.
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  Speaker 3: Good Lord, did you absolute disaster?
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  Speaker 2: After I won the Throbber on Friday, I was in
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  Speaker 2: pretty good spirits.
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  Speaker 4: Was the Breaking Benjamin at.
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  Speaker 3: Breaking Benjamin, Yeah, I felt it.
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  Speaker 4: We all lost.
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  Speaker 5: Still cold or too cold, so it doesn't even know,
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest, never heard of them.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, so I get home and I get and
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  Speaker 2: my wife when I got home, was.
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  Speaker 3: Just all a fluster.
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  Speaker 4: Oh she would have been so proud of you after that.
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  Speaker 3: She was she was. But then it was a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a disaster going on in my house.
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  Speaker 2: And we had a bit of an electrical problem and
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  Speaker 2: basically all the sort of appliances and so forth in
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  Speaker 2: my kitchen and loungeery are kind of shut down, and
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  Speaker 2: so I went into the fuse box and one of
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  Speaker 2: the switches had come down. So I went on, She's
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  Speaker 2: blood of fus love, and she was like, oh, thank
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  Speaker 2: god you're home.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good having such a manly sort of dude.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of like you're painting your wife is a weak
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  Speaker 4: female here. I'm not sure uncomfortable with this.
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  Speaker 5: But she she loves it when I get hands on
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  Speaker 5: with all of the tools. Yes, I said, And so
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  Speaker 5: I went to push the switch up and I went
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  Speaker 5: our hand, you couldn't reach.
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  Speaker 3: You're very good. So this is how to take the
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  Speaker 3: box off.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, you know, the box, which I made myself
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  Speaker 2: incidentally had a bit of four for two, and.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, I was going on, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 3: Who of the time.
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  Speaker 2: So I had to take the whole board out, and
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what, what a what an absolute debacle
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  Speaker 2: behind it. She's an old villain mog and the cabling
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  Speaker 2: was just just an absolute nightmare. Fortunately, I've got a
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  Speaker 2: few speed cables and wiring stuff in my wardrobe, so
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  Speaker 2: I just whipped those baskets out and yeah, she was
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  Speaker 2: just you know and sort of frayed and just to
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  Speaker 2: night me cobwebs and stuff going on, a bit of
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  Speaker 2: insulation in there somehow, yeah, the pink pets. So I
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  Speaker 2: thought to myself, Christ it was like we didn't burn
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  Speaker 2: to death at some stage, you know, with the the
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  Speaker 2: insulation and the old wiring. So I cleaned all that up,
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  Speaker 2: put some new wiring, and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: here from my wife from the lounge, go what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, why, what's happened? She said, the
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  Speaker 2: TV's not working and I was like what? And then
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  Speaker 2: I heard my daughter in her room and she was like.
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  Speaker 3: What's happened to our internet?
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  Speaker 2: And she was fumid. You know what teenagers are like
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  Speaker 2: when they lose their internet. She's not good Mogi and kinzy.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, God knows what had happened. I did the
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  Speaker 2: rewire and couldn't get couldn't. I was looking into my
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  Speaker 2: banking app too, couldn't get into that.
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  Speaker 3: It was an absolute disaster.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get a man to come around and have
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  Speaker 4: a look, Ah.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I like to just do that stuff myself.
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  Speaker 4: So it affected your banking app?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we lost the internet and everything, like even
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  Speaker 2: your data and there my daughter wouldn't work.
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  Speaker 3: It was just an absolute nightman. Right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, there was a there was an outdage around
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  Speaker 4: about the same time that affected my house.
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  Speaker 3: What time is that?
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  Speaker 4: What was it evening? That's when I was doing about
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  Speaker 4: that twenty four hours or so something like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: my Instagram was down, yeah, banking, my payWave stopped working,
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  Speaker 4: did it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 4: And flight that my mum was on was cancel antled. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Was it because there was that big, that big worldwide
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  Speaker 4: one that happened. There's like nine million computers that got
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  Speaker 4: taken out. What time is that about the same time,
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  Speaker 4: about the about eight twenty about there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but that kind of been new surely not Well when
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  Speaker 4: did you fix it? Was it like twenty four hours later?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I didn't. It just seemed to come right.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds better.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, it's that you're saying. I'm like, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: My house is globally convicted and they just shut everything down.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it's called the internet, man, It's all connected. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: it's all politics.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
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  Speaker 1: Kisey Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: You rather.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, was you rather interestingly enough, someone's just texted
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  Speaker 2: in on three four eight three and and said, could
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  Speaker 2: you explain the packages just so I have a clear
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  Speaker 2: idea when.
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  Speaker 3: I call up, Yeah, what I'm voting for?
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  Speaker 4: That's cool. That's a great idea actually, and going forward
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  Speaker 4: we could even do that every time.
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  Speaker 3: That would just be annoying.
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  Speaker 4: You can either win.
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  Speaker 6: Four nights on Mount Panorama watching the Bad first one thousand.
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  Speaker 6: This includes flights and accommodation, or the weekend of your
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  Speaker 6: life at the n r L Grand Final races on
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  Speaker 6: the sat the pre match cruise to the game on
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  Speaker 6: the Sunday and also flights accommodation.
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  Speaker 4: So pretty good either way, you do pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Get a jid Hell's life?
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  Speaker 2: Oh good?
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  Speaker 3: Your mad dog?
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  Speaker 6: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good?
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  Speaker 4: Things made? Good? Good? Good?
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  Speaker 3: What do you do for a crush? Jed? Oh what
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  Speaker 3: are you selling?
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  Speaker 4: You have to kill you if I told you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Why not? Ah j n r L or bathfirst.
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  Speaker 4: Bathurst all the way lads, Okay, interesting as it didn't
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  Speaker 4: need I love you, Bob, oh sweetheart, that's weird anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I love you to get a cane? How's live? What great?
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  Speaker 1: How's yours?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Thank you good. Good. Heal's kai beautiful kaitar
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  Speaker 3: today it's cold.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty pretty much like that around the country. And what
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  Speaker 3: do you do for a cross cane?
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  Speaker 4: Still in the older community?
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  Speaker 3: Work massive backbone, backbone of this community.
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  Speaker 4: Community. We're easy, do you know that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Is this something you want to say? The Caney Caine?
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  Speaker 4: I love you, I love you too, mute. Yeah, good stuff,
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  Speaker 4: that's good. This is wholesome. Man. Nobody says that they
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  Speaker 4: love them too for ages, for sure. You know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 3: For sure? Hey Caine, Yes, I love you man.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice. I want to go to the rugby league things.
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  Speaker 4: Bloody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hated.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely shut down. It's like being single again, Jake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was were buffed.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather question, guys, would you rather have a
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  Speaker 4: random baby vomit.
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  Speaker 3: On you or a random baby vomit on you?
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  Speaker 4: Jace?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather have a random baby random vomit on you?
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  Speaker 6: Or would you rather vomit on a random baby? Hmm, look,
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  Speaker 6: it's not even closer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I've had so many babies vomit on me.
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  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be It's neither here nor there. It's water
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  Speaker 2: off a Duck's back to be on a skeezy.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be picking on that baby.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be thrown up on the baby as well,
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  Speaker 6: like a power chunder you probably well you you'd have
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  Speaker 6: a baby throw up on you.
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  Speaker 4: Just you'd be sweet with that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as I say, it's happened about a million times
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  Speaker 2: in my life, right, it's just pretty well, what's another spew?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Who's up next again? Henry Graham?
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  Speaker 3: Henry and Tawaw too tough nuts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so that coming in next to chat match
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  Speaker 4: for that's exciting.
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  Speaker 6: I've got about ten questions, so if I could get
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  Speaker 6: those out first, just shut your hand up when you
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  Speaker 6: want to ask one, Okay, I want to be honest.
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  Speaker 6: I'm quite nervous because especially TARGETO is one of my
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  Speaker 6: Now he's beautiful, he's in good neck, in his late fifties.
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  Speaker 4: He is looking good. So hopefully I can pluck up
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  Speaker 4: the courage to ask the questions. If not, you guys
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  Speaker 4: just carry things all right. Yeah, you're going to embarrass
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  Speaker 4: e Chips on the radio, and maybe we should just
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  Speaker 4: get pugs in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's actually perhaps you want to do this
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  Speaker 3: interview with us?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Cool man?
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  Speaker 1: What the Hdiky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hodik.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, A see DC there on the Radio Hodaki
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  Speaker 2: Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Great to have your company.
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  Speaker 2: They're just joining us, by the way, twenty five minutes
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  Speaker 2: past four o'clock, Fellows, I'm feeling a.
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  Speaker 3: Little bit woozy.
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  Speaker 4: How quickly you just ate that pie?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I did have it because you can hear him still,
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  Speaker 4: sort of like.
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  Speaker 3: I made.
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  Speaker 2: I made a terrible mistake of taking a massive bite
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  Speaker 2: of the pie and then keys, he said, fifteen seconds
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  Speaker 2: and it was burning my mouth. So yeah, but it
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  Speaker 2: is food related. Actually, bacon goes down the wrong way
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  Speaker 2: in my throat.
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  Speaker 3: Last night last.
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  Speaker 2: Night, right, my wife and my daughter, My daughters, as
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  Speaker 2: I said earlier in the week, is over from overseas
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  Speaker 2: at the moment, and she's visiting, which is lovely.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to catch up with her.
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  Speaker 4: Does it bug you having her at home?
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  Speaker 3: I love her.
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  Speaker 2: Bug She'll hear that and be really upset. And so
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  Speaker 2: no one could decide on what to eat. And I said, oh, look,
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  Speaker 2: why don't we just uber? And I was still I
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  Speaker 2: was still at work by this point. Yeah, Well, I
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  Speaker 2: just thought i'd use my dog Squad money. I said, look,
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  Speaker 2: just use the dog Squad account, order whatever you want,
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  Speaker 2: my darling, hundreds and thousands on everything, and chips with
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  Speaker 2: everything as well. So she went TI and when I
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  Speaker 2: come happy with Tyro and about you Fellas, I love
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  Speaker 2: me a bit of tie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like Tye. It's good eating.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But she went outside the box a little bit and
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  Speaker 2: she went to a restaurant we've never been to before,
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  Speaker 2: and she was ordering the food and she knows that
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  Speaker 2: I like prawn like a tie prawn dish.
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  Speaker 3: So she ordered this dish.
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  Speaker 2: Without really sort of looking at it or knowing what
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  Speaker 2: it was. And this is from a completely new place
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  Speaker 2: for us with you, and she ordered.
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  Speaker 3: And so we got home. Then the food arrived and
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  Speaker 3: we got the tie dish out and lo and behold
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  Speaker 3: it was raw. So they were quite big prawns. But
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  Speaker 3: the prawns were raw.
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  Speaker 4: And I went, oh, that's do you say when you say, rudy,
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  Speaker 4: you have just meant cold.
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  Speaker 2: The dish was cold, and they were not cooked. They
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  Speaker 2: weren't cooked at all. Like, the prawns were absolute raw.
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  Speaker 2: They hadn't touched any Gray color is translucent and gray
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  Speaker 2: they were translucent and gray.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't seem like a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think you can.
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  Speaker 2: Get certain dishes, tied dishes. And it came with a
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  Speaker 2: salad with a sort of vinegary salad, right, white sauce, well,
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  Speaker 2: your vinegree sort of sauce. And the whole thing was cold,
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  Speaker 2: So basically it was a cold salad with uncooked prawns.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, and I'm a kind of adventurous eater,
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  Speaker 2: and I went, oh, yeah, okay, why not, I'll give
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  Speaker 2: that a bit of a nudge. And then my daughter's
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  Speaker 2: my daughter and my wife ate it before I even
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  Speaker 2: got a mouthful, and they both simultaneously went wholely, that
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  Speaker 2: is hot, right, And I was like, what, it's a salad,
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  Speaker 2: for God's sake. And then I had a couple of mouthfuls,
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  Speaker 2: and I swear to God, my god, it was so
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  Speaker 2: heart like twice the heat of your death ram and Giezy,
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  Speaker 2: twice the heat.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's impossible, And it was.
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  Speaker 3: Burning like a bastard.
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  Speaker 2: And all morning this morning, because I was filming today
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  Speaker 2: as well, I had sweet tie chili ring piece. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I got out of beer today and visaged
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  Speaker 2: if you will, because my bowls were under attack, right.
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  Speaker 3: I got up immediately.
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  Speaker 2: That's what woke me up, was just burning and my
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  Speaker 2: bows and so I had to waddle to the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't two stroke Cardy J this morning. It was
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  Speaker 2: four to five stroke Cardy J. Wow, it wasn't three
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  Speaker 2: perfect tubes. It was a splatterfest, Um and Mike. It
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  Speaker 2: was quite the culinary experience.
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  Speaker 4: Did you have And I don't like getting explicit with
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  Speaker 4: these sorts of things. And if you're driving in the
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  Speaker 4: car with the kids, take your hands off the wheel
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  Speaker 4: and put your fingers in their ears. But did you
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  Speaker 4: have the burning peace?
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  Speaker 3: A massive yeah, chili ring peace?
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  Speaker 4: I remember I had something like that and my and
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Keyesy, block your ears, mate. My piece was
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  Speaker 4: so hot my mates were lighting their cigarettes off it.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed for Tally's there on the radio Honaki Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time it's for twenty seven heys.
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  Speaker 6: Lots of great shoututs coming in for shout out Friday Jays.
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  Speaker 6: Do you want to hear those?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, man, fine, I'm still having a panic attack. By
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  Speaker 2: the way, what from from a red ball.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, young shout out to big len Aka my downstairs?
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you call you? Downstairs?
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  Speaker 6: That's from an anonymous Texter. Shout out to Ashton newest
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  Speaker 6: backbone in New Zealand Kutcher. No, it's baby, I'm guessing,
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  Speaker 6: but yeah Ashton Kutcher. So shout out, keep those shoutouts coming,
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  Speaker 6: and every single one in the drawer for a fifty
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  Speaker 6: night and day vout.
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  Speaker 3: He was really hot though, wasn't he old Ashton? He
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  Speaker 3: still is? Yeah, he was actually interestingly enough, I shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: say this on air. He was my wife's what do
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  Speaker 3: you call it? No, they weren't lovers at that mystry.
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  Speaker 4: She was sort of just sort of like stalking them
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  Speaker 4: and that no like because involved no like if.
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  Speaker 3: They were going to be lovers. You know what what's
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  Speaker 3: it called your card? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course you get your card, your credit card card. Yeah,
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: what do you call it?
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  Speaker 2: If the business car, if the situation came into card,
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  Speaker 2: if the situation came into being, she could play a
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  Speaker 2: card and she play your cards?
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, it's called a hall monitor.
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  Speaker 3: No, you know, if I mean the card. You know,
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  Speaker 3: we've all got our card that we.
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  Speaker 4: Can play in our card, gold card, gold card. I
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  Speaker 4: already got that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying though my car, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the love of your life comes along and my case say,
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  Speaker 2: for example, Kate Winslet your life, we just want to
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  Speaker 2: love it, but I want to make love to her,
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  Speaker 2: And I say to my wife, yeah, credit card, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm going to play my card here, you know
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  Speaker 3: the one I mean the car.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Hallmark card. Oh yeah, Hallmark card.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah hole pass. You got the good work, Jason, mate.
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  Speaker 4: That was.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks man.
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  Speaker 4: It only took two minutes. We were actually going to
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  Speaker 4: talk about something else, but yeah, we really have one
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  Speaker 4: out of time.
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  Speaker 6: But hey, if you want to go along to either
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  Speaker 6: Bathurst or the nr Our Grand Final, keep listening because
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  Speaker 6: inside the next ten minutes a chance for you to
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  Speaker 6: ring us on.
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  Speaker 4: Eight hundred Darkey. Somebody texted and Hall passed on three
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  Speaker 4: four eight three quicker than Jace. Good to think of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well thanks for the help.
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  Speaker 1: Feels the whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Kezy Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey