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WKND Rewind: The one where Johnjay was in San Diego · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Oh cool, your scanner stopped. It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: Gay. Let's get into the situation with your grandpa.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is bizarre, and I guess I've never really
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  Speaker 3: realized how long this situation has been going on. So on,
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  Speaker 3: like the meta universe, right, Your Instagram's, your facebooks, your threads,
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  Speaker 3: everything is all kind of connected in linked together to
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  Speaker 3: your specific accounts if you choose to set it up
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  Speaker 3: that way. So I help do a lot of the
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  Speaker 3: social media for our John Jay and Rich Instagram page.
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  Speaker 3: So I have the John Jay and Rich page connected
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  Speaker 3: to all of the other accounts on my meta universe. Right,
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  Speaker 3: So I like have the John Jay and Rich page,
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  Speaker 3: and I have my page, and I have my name
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  Speaker 3: Kadem's little Instagram page. I have all of these accounts,
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  Speaker 3: and when I like repost or share things on the
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich Instagram story, that Instagram story goes
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  Speaker 3: to my Facebook story. Does that make sense? So what
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  Speaker 3: you're seeing on the John Jay and Rich Instagram story,
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  Speaker 3: you were also seeing on my personal private Facebook page. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: last week we had a listener who had one of
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  Speaker 3: our new John Jay and Rich t shirts and she
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  Speaker 3: was posing in it and she was doing a little
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  Speaker 3: foot photo shoot for the Unfugged Feet account, So I'm
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  Speaker 3: assuming I didn't repost it, so it must have been you,
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  Speaker 3: John Jay. John j must have reposted this lady in
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  Speaker 3: her John Jay and Rich shirt with her feet, and
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  Speaker 3: that post got posted onto my pup, my private Facebook story,
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  Speaker 3: and my grandpa is the first viewer on every single one.
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  Speaker 3: So my poor grandpa is probably like, paype, like, what
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  Speaker 3: are you doing? Why do you have these lady's feet
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  Speaker 3: all up on Instagram story? Did he ask you?
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  Speaker 4: Did he say something to you about it?
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  Speaker 3: He vaguely kind of mentioned it a little bit. Because
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  Speaker 3: my mom was just with him for the last week.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, he has cancer, so he's like going through
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  Speaker 3: all of his medical stuff, and he brought it up
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  Speaker 3: to her, and she.
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  Speaker 5: Brought up to me, and I was like, is he
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  Speaker 5: loving it? Is he?
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  Speaker 3: I think he's indifferent. I think he's confused.
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  Speaker 2: So the story with this with this woman, she's so
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  Speaker 2: she's messaged me many many times. So she bought our
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  Speaker 2: merch and she's a woman she lost like one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and sixty pounds or something for her yeah. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: then so she's on the circuit of like talking to
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  Speaker 2: people about her magical weight loss and how she did it,
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  Speaker 2: and she did it like the you know, the healthy way,
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  Speaker 2: and then she had the skin removed, which I'm fascinated by.
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  Speaker 2: And then to pay for stuff, she became a foot model.
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  Speaker 3: That's what one is doing.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy, It's truly crazy. And so she was like,
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  Speaker 2: she bought a bunch of our merch. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know she bought our merch. And then she starts
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  Speaker 2: tagging unfugged feet and John Jay and Rich in her posts.
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  Speaker 2: So why wouldn't I repost the John Jay and Rich stuff?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Everybody else did post sends
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  Speaker 2: a picture with John Jy Rich merch, I repost. But
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  Speaker 2: she's like, I guess you would call her a professional
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  Speaker 2: foot model now and she's were then she like made
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  Speaker 2: mugs and she like made socks and stuff like.
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  Speaker 3: That, socks with your face on them. How did you
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  Speaker 3: feel about that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was I just I didn't really spend all
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  Speaker 2: the time. I just looked at it and go, that's neat.
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  Speaker 2: But meat, I'm glad it's cool. People like embrace our
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  Speaker 2: show and our merch. But I don't have I don't
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  Speaker 2: know where it is anymore, Like, it's not I didn't Rea,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't share it on the unfugged foot thread just
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  Speaker 2: on stories, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gone now, but my grandpa saw it, all
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  Speaker 3: of it. Yeah, Risque No. She in the car, her
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  Speaker 3: feet are like up on like the steering wheel, and
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  Speaker 3: she's just like, so are you just embarrassing?
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  Speaker 4: But it wasn't you so what Like.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, why are all of the things connected?
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  Speaker 6: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 2: I have to go because it's happened to me. Unfugged
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  Speaker 2: feet is connected to jah j Van s on Facebook
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know, every once in a while, like resets,
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  Speaker 2: so I'll have like a million pictures of Kyle's feet
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  Speaker 2: on my Facebook, and I have all these messages from
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  Speaker 2: people going, hey, that's really nice to be like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what's that about, Like, oh, it's an Instagram thing.
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  Speaker 7: Enjoy.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to hear from you, And I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that's too much to ask.
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  Speaker 6: And it's really stressing me.
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  Speaker 1: Out that you're not calling eight seven seven nine three
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  Speaker 1: seven one four seven Jay.
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  Speaker 2: And Rich Jane Rich Salona, Salona, what's up? You're on
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  Speaker 2: the air.
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  Speaker 8: High Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 9: Ye, So last week my roommate went out of town
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  Speaker 9: and I had the house to myself, and I planned
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  Speaker 9: like this whole cute like vibe night so that I could,
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  Speaker 9: you know, prepare myself for getting better at hanging out
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  Speaker 9: alone and being alone just I don't know, future things,
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  Speaker 9: hopefully not looking away. Around midnight, I started hearing a
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  Speaker 9: faint sound of baby crying somewhere in the house. What
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  Speaker 9: and yeah, like I'm not I'm not kidding. It was terrifying,
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  Speaker 9: just like random baby noises every few minutes, And naturally
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  Speaker 9: I started freaking out and like check in closets and
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  Speaker 9: under beds and everything, and I was so freaked out.
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  Speaker 9: I like my my older brother lived close by, so
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  Speaker 9: I called him and I started like sobbing freaking out.
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  Speaker 9: As I was on the phone, I could hear it
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  Speaker 9: again and he just starts laughing. And it turns out
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  Speaker 9: that my brother had hidden one of those like really
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  Speaker 9: creepy baby dolls in my hallway and like in like
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  Speaker 9: the closet or whatever, and he was pranking me.
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  Speaker 5: It's so great.
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  Speaker 3: I would kill him when he gets home.
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  Speaker 9: I'm still plotting my revenge like right now.
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  Speaker 5: It's such a subtle little move too, that would be terrified. Look,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I will tell you. When the
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  Speaker 5: house is quiet and it's nighttime, I hear everything and
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  Speaker 5: think it's an intruder. You hear the air conditioning turn on,
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  Speaker 5: and you think somebody's busted through, because normally when there's
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  Speaker 5: people around all that stuff just that there's like a noise,
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  Speaker 5: just a drone. But what it's requiet. You hear everything.
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  Speaker 2: You know when this has happened to me thrice times,
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  Speaker 2: where I'm alone in the house and I'm in bed
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  Speaker 2: and i have sleep apnea, Salona, so I'll be having
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  Speaker 2: my mask on everything right now. I'm asleep and I'm alone,
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  Speaker 2: and it's happened three times. Or you know that when
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  Speaker 2: you wake up from falling in your dream, you know
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  Speaker 2: that I kind of wake up like that, But it's
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  Speaker 2: not from falling. It's because someone I feel moving in
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  Speaker 2: the bed next to me. The bed moves like someone
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  Speaker 2: is laying that that is scares the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 2: I swear it's like a ghost or something. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's so scary.
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  Speaker 9: So oh my gosh, that's terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny. I just have to hear here's a
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  Speaker 2: list of celebrities that claim to have been visited or
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  Speaker 2: haunted by other famous people who have passed on. I
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  Speaker 2: hope it's a famous person visiting me when I go
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  Speaker 2: to sleep. Kendrick Lamar, Kendria Lamar. Have you guys heard
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  Speaker 2: about him?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've heard about him, but not a ghost.
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  Speaker 2: He says. Two Pakshaker visited him in a dream and
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  Speaker 2: told him not to let his music die.
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  Speaker 3: Really mm hmmm, that's a cool dream.
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  Speaker 2: Megan Molellly, you know who she is. She's Karen on
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  Speaker 2: Will and Grace. Okay, she says. Nicole Brown systs that
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  Speaker 2: Simpson haunted their house because it was on the same
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  Speaker 2: property where she lived. They had sounds and weird things
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  Speaker 2: happening specific corner of the house.
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  Speaker 4: Which she moved into.
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  Speaker 3: That house.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know that house was torn down, so maybe
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  Speaker 2: she built the house there. WHOA, I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: would do that. And a armis you know who she is? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she says Marilyn Monroe's ghost would visit the set of
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  Speaker 2: Blonde and would throw things off the wall when she
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  Speaker 2: didn't like something. Yeah, that's share she believes. Sonny Bono,
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  Speaker 2: her husband of Dynasty, accident. Turns on the chandelier on
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  Speaker 2: and off when there isn't any power, there's no power
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  Speaker 2: in the house, it turns on.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, it's terrifying.
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  Speaker 2: And me. Somebody you sleeping in my bed and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know who it is, but it is definitely like
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  Speaker 2: the hairs on my arms in my back.
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  Speaker 5: Do you feel like there's an actual person there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's wild, it's really for real. You feel the bed sink? Oh,
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  Speaker 5: you get up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's Alona. Thanks for calling in, but at least
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  Speaker 2: yours was a practical joke. You have answers, I don't
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  Speaker 2: have answers.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 12: Terrifying.
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  Speaker 13: It's something like a horror movie.
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  Speaker 5: Go get your revenge.
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  Speaker 2: I have a great day. Thanks, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: The next segment we're going to do is called second
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  Speaker 1: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and
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  Speaker 1: get and that's what the bit is called Second Date Update.
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  Speaker 6: Starts right now on John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: One four seven Kiss FM. John Jay and Rich Not
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  Speaker 2: for second Update. You meet somebody, you got a date,
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  Speaker 2: you expect there to be a second date. It doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: So you come to us. That's what Nate's doing. Good morning,
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  Speaker 2: Nate morning. What's your story?
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  Speaker 11: I would really like to be told, Well, I had
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  Speaker 11: one of the best first dates in my life, and
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  Speaker 11: I have just been ghosted about it. We were at
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  Speaker 11: dinner for almost three hours, and conversation never got awkward
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  Speaker 11: to me at least. She was gorgeous and funny and
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  Speaker 11: honestly felt like someone I'd known him forever. She was
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  Speaker 11: laughing at all my stupid jokes and me. We walked
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  Speaker 11: around afterwards, and I left thinking, you know, this could
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  Speaker 11: actually go somewhere, and I had not gotten any response
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  Speaker 11: since then. I'd gotten a laughing emoji. That's as far
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  Speaker 11: as I've gotten from her.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to hear one of your stupid jokes that
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  Speaker 2: she laughed at me, Like did she laugh you like
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  Speaker 2: an honest, sincere laugh, or she laughed you like like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, I got to get out of here.
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  Speaker 11: I thought it was honest to be perfectly frank with you.
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  Speaker 11: I thought, you know, I mean, listen, if I'm a loser,
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  Speaker 11: then I'll I'll happily accept it. But that's why I
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  Speaker 11: called you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Wait know, but did she laugh like? Can we hear
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  Speaker 4: a joke.
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  Speaker 11: All right, I'll tell you a stupid joke. A man
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  Speaker 11: drives along in the country roads and he is driving
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  Speaker 11: in a sports car comes across a horse in the
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  Speaker 11: middle of a field that says for sale, and he
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  Speaker 11: decided to he wants to buy that horse. He goes
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  Speaker 11: up to the farmer ruins the horse and says, hey,
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  Speaker 11: can I buy the horse? The farmer says, sure you can,
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  Speaker 11: but I gotta tell you the horse used to be
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  Speaker 11: owned by a bunch of monks, and it only responds
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  Speaker 11: to certain phrases. In order for you to make it go,
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  Speaker 11: you have to say thank God. In order for you
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  Speaker 11: to make it stop, you have to say I'm men.
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  Speaker 11: The man jumps on the horse and says thank God,
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  Speaker 11: and the horse shoots off like a bullet. He goes
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  Speaker 11: faster and faster, and he's enjoying himself immensely, But then
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  Speaker 11: he realizes that there's a cliff coming up ahead. He
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  Speaker 11: can't remember the phrase to make it stop, and the
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  Speaker 11: clips are coming up closer, and he thinks he's gonna die.
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  Speaker 11: And suddenly he remembers the phrase I'm in, I'm in,
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  Speaker 11: and the horse screeches to a stop. He looks to
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  Speaker 11: the sky and he says, thank God and.
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  Speaker 5: Get a second takeout.
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  Speaker 14: Joke delivery was great, good something else. I've never heard
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  Speaker 14: that joke before. All right, Well, all right, so she
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  Speaker 14: blows you off. You don't know why he thought it
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  Speaker 14: was great. So what's her name. We'll get her on
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  Speaker 14: the phone, Tyler, all right, can you hang for a second.
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  Speaker 14: We'll get Titter on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, we're gonna find out why she's blowing
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  Speaker 2: off this comic genius. All right. Second date update continues
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  Speaker 2: next with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to its
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich, we are in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: second date update.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this is the story of Nate. Nate had a
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  Speaker 5: really good first date. He thought he found himate. He
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  Speaker 5: found her where he ate. But Nate, it's too late.
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  Speaker 5: She doesn't like one of your traits. So she's not
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  Speaker 5: calling you back. Let's find out why.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he thinks it's because he's a bad No. I
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  Speaker 2: thought maybe he's a bad joke teller. But he's a
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  Speaker 2: great joke Yeah, he said. She was laughing at his
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  Speaker 2: cute jokes, and we laughed at his cute jokes we did.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to call her up right now, you ready, Nate? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: guys of mind, someone's calling me.
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  Speaker 4: No, kind of in the middle of something kind o.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi is this Taylor?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, My name is Peyton. I'm with John Jay
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  Speaker 3: and Rich and we just wanted to talk to you
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  Speaker 3: about a few things this morning if you're free.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So we got a call from a guy, great personality.
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  Speaker 2: He went on a date with this fantastic woman. He said,
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  Speaker 2: he had a great date, three hour date, and now
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  Speaker 2: she's blowing him off. He doesn't know why. Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: He came to us because you're that woman. We told
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  Speaker 2: him we would call you and get your version, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the story, because the way he told it seemed like
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  Speaker 2: you guys were men for each other.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, is this mate?
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  Speaker 2: It's John, Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 16: But yes, we're calling about okay, okay, okay, So.
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  Speaker 15: Jesus, this is so embarrassing. First of all, he was amazing.
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  Speaker 15: I like actually genuinely had a good time with him,
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  Speaker 15: and like he didn't do anything wrong. But like I
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  Speaker 15: didn't know whose family was until he started like showing
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  Speaker 15: pictures of you know, our families on Instagram, and he
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  Speaker 15: pulled up a picture of his dad and I immediately
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  Speaker 15: recognized him, like immediately, and oh my god, I can't
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  Speaker 15: believe them things on the radio. I used to be
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  Speaker 15: his dad's sugar baby when I graduated from college.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, and.
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  Speaker 15: His dad and I have this whole arrangement like trips
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  Speaker 15: build all of it. He has had asolutely no idea,
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  Speaker 15: and I was like, not about to be like, hey,
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  Speaker 15: you know, funny story.
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  Speaker 13: So I don't know. I figured ghosting him.
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  Speaker 15: Was honestly less traumatizing than him finding out later.
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  Speaker 12: But he's great.
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  Speaker 13: I know.
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  Speaker 17: There's no way I'm dating.
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  Speaker 10: The little statusy naked.
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  Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
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  Speaker 5: How long did this relationship we put in your quotes last?
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  Speaker 8: Like a while?
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  Speaker 5: Like years?
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  Speaker 15: A while?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. How much money did you get? What'd
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  Speaker 3: you get? What was the most?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: I'd see why.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't say anything, because let's say you guys did
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  Speaker 4: start to like each other, eventually you would meet the family,
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  Speaker 4: and that would be a very awkward, awkward.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think it would be hard to develop a
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  Speaker 2: relationship with someone that your dad slept with yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: mean you slept with him. You said he saw you naked,
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  Speaker 2: so you guys did it all? Yes? What kind old
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  Speaker 2: man like thirty forty years older than you? Or is
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: he like ten years older than you? Well, how old
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  Speaker 2: is he?
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  Speaker 15: He's significantly older?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, I know that makes sense. On
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  Speaker 3: why you wouldn't get back to him. I think we're
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  Speaker 3: all in the same boat. I would also ghost.
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  Speaker 5: I'm wondering why Nate didn't catch a shift in the energy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like what I mean he did because he called us.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, he thought the whole thing was great, even
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  Speaker 5: because we said how did it end? And he's like
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  Speaker 5: always a really nice hug, goodbye. Yeah, and we're still
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  Speaker 5: getting along. Were you just completely was your your stomach
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  Speaker 5: completely sank?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 15: I really liked him, but I was like, this sucks
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  Speaker 15: and it's embarrassing, and like, what else am I going
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  Speaker 15: to do?
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  Speaker 2: Look, I get to tell you back back in the day,
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  Speaker 2: when I was single and I was dating, I remember
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  Speaker 2: whenever like a girl acted kind of weird, for I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, I think she slept with my dad.
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  Speaker 3: Because your dad in these streets or something.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta be clean with you. Is on the
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  Speaker 2: line listening.
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  Speaker 11: Hi, Tayling if Nate.
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  Speaker 15: Oh my god, Nate, I did not know you were listening.
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  Speaker 9: I'm so so sorry.
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  Speaker 11: This explains a lot. My brain has been melting for
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  Speaker 11: the last week trying to figure out what I did.
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  Speaker 11: You know, I thought that I'd said something terribly stupid
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  Speaker 11: or awful or I don't know. I just I wasn't
• 16:23
  Speaker 11: expecting my dad to be the reason. But you know
• 16:26
  Speaker 11: it's a reason.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: It's not me.
• 16:28
  Speaker 15: No, you didn't do anything wrong. You were amazing. That's
• 16:30
  Speaker 15: why I felt so bad ghosting you.
• 16:33
  Speaker 11: I'm not surprised. My dad was basically single his entire
• 16:37
  Speaker 11: life and he didn't have me until he was fifty five, So,
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: you know, as insane as this all sounds, I'm honestly
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: not shocked. He's always liked younger women.
• 16:46
  Speaker 15: Oh my god, I was mortified.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Well what if Nate didn't care? What if Nate was
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: okay with it and be like, Hey, everybody's got a history,
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: let's still go out.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: And Taylor's obviously not as actually ghosted him to bed.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: No stop, because if they like date and they get
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: serious and they get married, I mean.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: You cannot have you cannot have slept with your father
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: in law. That is just not no. No, Sure there's
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: people that have done it, but it's not a good thing.
• 17:17
  Speaker 11: No, I can this is not something either of us need. Taylor,
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: It's fine, totally fine. I appreciate being told, but you know,
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: it's it's okay, it's all okay.
• 17:29
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I agree, Like, you don't need to have somebody
• 17:33
  Speaker 12: who's dating history overlaps your dad's and someone who shows
• 17:37
  Speaker 12: up at Thanksgiving and I don't want to even think
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: it off.
• 17:43
  Speaker 11: Well, my dad died last year, waited happy man, Taylor,
• 17:50
  Speaker 11: Oh god, I'm so sorry.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: It's fine. Well, you know now that now that, now
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: that you die, I wonder if that changes.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Don't you don't have to do that.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. In fact, it's almost like it's you have a
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: connection with your dad forever, you.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Know, because he's not going to be there.
• 18:11
  Speaker 16: Radio show.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I was being like realistic. I wonder if it's a
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: way to pay homage if you really like her and
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: you start dating her and then.
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: You know, Yeah, I don't think you can tell me
• 18:24
  Speaker 11: when you speak, do you hear what you say?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Twice we asked John that all the time. I'm sorry, Nate.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Technical difficulties, Nate. Everything I say I heard it was
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: plentier and again in the other.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry name, Sorry.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Nate, I was really hoping you could take what
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I said seriously and look at a different point of view.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: If I fell in love with somebody and my dad
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: stupp with them and he died, I'd be like, Okay, but.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: You see, you're every time you saw whoever that was,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: you would not be okay with my dad. Not yes,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: you do, but that's no gross.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I would love to think of my dad every time
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I'm making love.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: No, you would not, so false.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Again or no, it is over.
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: I think both of us are unfortunately quite content to
• 19:24
  Speaker 11: let this go.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems mutual.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Run away faster, all right, So Taylor, thank you for
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: jumping on there with us, And thank you Nate. Sorry
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't turn out the way you wanted.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: No, I mean, it wasn't his jokes, which is what
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: he's really concerned about.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Are you still a sugar baby?
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: I know I have my own job, now, okay?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Were you sugar baby for a lot of guys or
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: just his dad?
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: Just one?
• 19:46
  Speaker 8: This one?
• 19:46
  Speaker 15: I just needed some help at the beginning of you know,
• 19:49
  Speaker 15: getting out of college.
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: I just needed a little.
• 19:52
  Speaker 15: Financial help before I got on my feet, and that's
• 19:54
  Speaker 15: what I chose to do.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: But okay, well, thank you both for going on the air.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: You guys, that's second date up date.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Have an idea for the show?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Today is your day?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Use the iHeartRadio app and talk back to us. Right now.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich Do we haven't contested yet?
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: Not yet?
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I do not what?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe hello, hey, good morning. Okay, let's play game. What
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: are we playing? Noise Machine?
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: You guys were playing Noise Machine today.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be super fun because we're playing tech noises,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: technois noises that you hear every single day. Uh, and
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be super fun. Like I said, we're gonna
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: start with John Jay.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I love this game. Is that a FaceTime?
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: That is a FaceTime?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: They answered, too, good for you, John Jay. One point
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: for John Jay thus far in the game. Rich Oh
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: that is somebody feverishly texting, oh yeah, yeah, you have
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: to have your ringer on to hear that one. But
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: you got it right. Good job, Peyton.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Logging into your computer.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Okay, anybody have a
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: guess in the room because that one's wrong.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Is that if you have your Alexa hooked up to
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: your ring when something gets dropped off.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what it is. It's a delivery from Alexa.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: No way in my house. Happens so often because my
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: beautiful wife Stacy doesn't go anywhere. She only orders things online.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't have that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I don't have it. I don't have Alexa anymore.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Took off if you get it hooked up to your
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: text notification that Amazon dropped off my package.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: Which is kind of scary too, because you know how
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: Amazon drops off stuff sometimes at two or three in
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: the morning. You'll hear it go early.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: That's why my phone's on silent. I don't want that noise.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: One point for John Jay, one point for Rich. Wait
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: for Peyton in round two to get on the board.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Kyle, that's really hard is at the beginning of fifty
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: cent in the club.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, I want to say, it's like a streaming. Oh
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: my gosh, it's like Windows.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought too.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: It is a Windows noise. It's when you get an
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: error on your computer, get it wrong or something. All right, nice,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: try Kyle. Thanks half point because it's from Windows. All right, Savannah,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you ready, I think, so let's go.
• 22:37
  Speaker 13: Is that when you send an email?
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: That's right after.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: One round, Savannah, John Jay, and Rich all tied with
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: one point.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Move on to round two to John Jay.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, boy, this is such a great game
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: because every single one of these sounds sounds so familiar.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Can I hear it again?
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Is that? Uh? Is that an I am?
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: An?
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: I am?
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: Is?
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: It's incorrect?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a streaming service, like a like an Apple.
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: Are you able to Stealeah?
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, Savannah.
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: It's when the TikTok video ends.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Yep, it's from the TikTok.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: That was so tricky.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: All right, sorry, John Jay one point in the whole game.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: We'll move on out of Rich.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's when John Jay leaves his computer up during
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: the show. He's getting emails.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Aline, Oh my god, it's a thousand correct.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, way to go. And I wasn't I wasn't checking email.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Rich with two points ties up, Savannah, Peyton.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Was Paydon looks so confused right now?
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's obviously some sort of like ancient artifact noise.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Ancient that is like definitely like your mom's fax machine
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Is that euphemism? No, it's not. It's not my mom's
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: fax machine. It's not a fax machine.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Is that a pager? One of those things where you
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: would like dial or whatever?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Does the other millennial in the room when AOL dial up?
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dial a bitternet. That's what we're looking for.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I never had to do that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Connect.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I just go straight.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Onto the Wi Fi to wait for people to get
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: up the phone in your house to connect.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: All right, nice, try Payton. I appreciate the effort. Move
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: on out, Kyle.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, and that is like when you open up your computer.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah that's when.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, a point and a half for Kyle. But here's
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the deal. Savannah can in the game. She has two
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: points already, but she has to get this one right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, good job, Savannah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Where they go, sav a complete domination.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: We're going to set you up with kilt tickets. Savannah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
• 25:18
  Speaker 15: Oh perfect, Thank you so much.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're here.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like to thank you for listening to John Jaye Rich.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Kendall.
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: Oh hey, y'all, what's up.
• 25:34
  Speaker 16: So I've had the biggest crush on the sky at
• 25:37
  Speaker 16: work for months and we finally started learning. We were
• 25:41
  Speaker 16: both in the supply closet, you know, like grabbing stuff,
• 25:46
  Speaker 16: and he made this stupid joke that caught me completely
• 25:49
  Speaker 16: off guard, and I laughed so hard I farted.
• 25:56
  Speaker 18: And it wasn't I know, it wasn't just like a
• 26:00
  Speaker 18: cute little like like, it was like a full on
• 26:04
  Speaker 18: like somebody moved a chair across across the floor, like,
• 26:07
  Speaker 18: oh no, is there a brass instrument.
• 26:10
  Speaker 16: In the room like art.
• 26:12
  Speaker 18: He pretended not to hear it, which somehow made it
• 26:15
  Speaker 18: even worse.
• 26:16
  Speaker 16: And I am currently speaking to employment, So if you'll have.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Any of these, that's not where I thought this is going.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Supply closets.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, think about that for one and both the
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: supply clause. I remember we were in supply clouse over there,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: like if you if somebody farted in there, oh my god.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: So like just two people in the supply cost.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Know, there's no questions like where the noise came, right,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: how did you handle it?
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: How did you handle it?
• 26:45
  Speaker 18: He literally just like ignored it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 16: It was awful and it was stinky.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he would have got out of there.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: I was just run, no lunch, take your time. So
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: it's for you.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Oh that's what a great way to break the wind,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I mean the ice.
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: All right, that's a great story, Kendall, thanks for sharing
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: it with us. That's embarrassing, great story for everybody. But Ken, she's.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: In good spirits about it. She's laughing about it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, Let's see, let's say you end
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: up get Let's say you guys end up getting married
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: in this office romance blossoms. What a great story for
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: your reception to tell people someday.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: All right. My my first girlfriend, her name was Stephanie
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: with an F and I remember one time we were
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: like doing that thing like we're like, I don't know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I was like tickling her, like I just felt like
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: we're gonna go late. You're late, what do you doing?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: And she and she ripped one and I remember the
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: way that she deflected. It was like like she got
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: all read and she's like, did you hear something? Just
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: did you hear that? Like I guess something happened in
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: the other room. It was her And I was like
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: you fine, and she's like we were not together, not
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: because of the probably because of that. Hi Kendell, thanks
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: calling on your life sover eight seven seven seven one
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  Speaker 2: four seven. Let's get into the something embarrassing that happening
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: at work. B Are you there?
• 28:10
  Speaker 16: I am here.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: What happened to your work that was embarrassing? Oh god?
• 28:15
  Speaker 13: Okay?
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: So you know how sometimes you get sleepd in.
• 28:18
  Speaker 19: The middle night and you doom scroll.
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: And it was like one point thirty in the morning
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: and I get on, like I get obviously on Instagram
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: doing scrolling, and but my company's chat and the group
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: chat pops up and my CEO had send this like
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: really amazing motivational message about like crushing gold and all
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: the things. And I accidentally sent the heart eye emojis
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: into our company chat, and it was just it was
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: instead of doing the silence of the notification, which is
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: what I meant to do, and so it was really
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: I freaked out. I tried to remove it. It's and
• 28:54
  Speaker 10: somehow like my big fingers called the CEO instead of.
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: Removing him on WhatsApp. I'm just like.
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: No, and so then obviously I hung up immediately, but
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: he answered fast enough to see my face. And so
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: the next morning I walk into work praying. He's like
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: just gonna ignore me, you know that's that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 13: I feel like that would be like the good thing
• 29:22
  Speaker 13: to do because it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 19: Was super awkward, but instead he goes.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Hey, everything okay last night?
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: I was so embarrassed. I just like, I feel like
• 29:31
  Speaker 10: I should switch jobs. I feel like finance isn't the
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: place for me. I just don't know.
• 29:37
  Speaker 19: What to do.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: How did you answer that? When he asked everything okay
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: last night? How do you define so?
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: I was?
• 29:43
  Speaker 13: I was so awkward.
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: I was like like the high pitched and I didn't
• 29:47
  Speaker 10: even say words. I just did up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I think I air CEO. I don't know, this is
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: just me. I find that odd that he would answer
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: the call like on the first like on the first break,
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: I feel like he might have had the photo hand right,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: but like, I don't.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Know, I would in the morning my employee calling and
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: being like this is weird. I'm not going to.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Answer this, or maybe he's got a thing for That's
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: what I say. The heart eyes you called, He's like,
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: this is the moment I've been waiting.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you this. I have accidentally facetimed
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a friend by mistake and was mortified and he picked up.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine doing that to my boss. I don't
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I just can't image my boss picked out. God. Sorry
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: it was a bunt. O god, Oh god, I'm so sorry.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I was like that with my friend. Oh god, I
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: didn't mean a bunt. Oh God, what's up man? Nothing
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: was a mistake. I would never FaceTime. Well, thank you
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: for participating and sharing that story. B You're welcome. Eight
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: seven seven ninety three seven one o four seven. Something
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: embarrassing that happened at work. We want to hear from.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: You know what my my doctor said the other day.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I was walking, you know, she's up at my gym
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: all the time, and somebody goes, I smell bacon. She
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: was cooking bacon in the in the microwave, and it
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: smelled up the whole gym, which is an interesting smell
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: to smell when you're exercising breakfast.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: You don't feel like that.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: That's so hungry, right, And it smelled so good at
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: the gym. So she goes, well, at least it's not
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: like I used to barbecue. She goes, I used to
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: microwave fish in there. I was like, oh god, growth gross,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine that would be embarrassing. I think if
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: you're the person that microwave fish at work and the
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: whole place stuck, I gotta believe it's a terrible smell.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: So we'll take any kind of work embarrassing story eight
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: seven seven ninety three seven one oh four seven. It's
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Come for the John Jay and Rich. But let's be honest.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: If you stay for Kyle and Peyton, it's John Jay
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and Ridge.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I was off the grid for four days, right I went.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I was camping and had no cell phone service, nothing,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: and I was it was a bunch of guys, and
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: you know how when you hang out with people, you
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: kind of start to like, like everybody there was wearing
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: a certain thing, and I was kind of like jealous
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't have a certain thing. And then I it
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: was I bought a certain thing, so I'm wearing it
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: right now. Like I I bought a vest. Yeah, I
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: bought a vest.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: What does it look like?
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Here? I'll show you. Okay, let me see.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Can you see me make a winter vest? It looks
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: like a je for like.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I was in the woods, Peyton. Can you see yeah, yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like cut off. It's like black and blue
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: like a popper vest.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone wearing that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Everyone. There are thinner versions of it too, but I
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: got so stressed that it's hard to explain. But like
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: they had a booth set up, but they're selling merch,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: and I bought a bunch of merch and then I
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: was embarrassed and I went and returned to the merch
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: the next day, and then it was like and then
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, let me get a vest, and I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: bought it, and I bought a hat and the hat
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: that the girl said, the hat look cool, so I
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: kept the hat, but no know where the hat. It
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: looks a little too small. But anyway, So I'm camping, right,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I'm in the I'm in the Redwood forest like from
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: the song. So I'm in the Redwood forest, camping, no
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: cell service whatsoever. I didn't know anything that was going on.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: And when I flew back, it was in the middle
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: of the World Cup and I saw some things I
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: saw at one point from a group chat with my
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: friends that Spain won. But I missed Bieber. I missed
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: everything that whatever was going on in the world. So
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I literally don't know anything going on. Weren't a vest
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: It's a really interesting choice that best.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wonder like, uh, there's somebody like super cool
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: that wore that vest because everybody, Oh yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I do feel like I would get caught up in
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: like a merch, you know, like there's a lot of
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: merch that I bought at concerts that I probably would
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: have never bought anywhere else.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: But like tottle concert, I buy merch and I never
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: wear it. I feel stupid at the time. It's like
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: when you go on vacation, you buy it, you buy
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: something from there, and then you never wear it again.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: But I'm going to try to wear this vest a
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: lot because I really liked Itally, everybody was there. Everybody
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: there was wearing a vest. Almost everybody there wearing a vest.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: And by the way, when I say I'm camded with
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: a bunch of guys, I can't say too much about
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: where I was. I can't. I can't explain why I
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: can't say too much where I was. But I was
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: camping with two thousand, five hundred men. Who all men?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Is that crazy? In a forest? Twenty five hundred men?
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: I'm terrified it was.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Where are you terrified? It sounds like good? Like no
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: like to be scared a big, huge mandate. No, you
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: just never know.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: You could want to be among all of you guys,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: the likelihood of there would be a psychopath.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Oh that's what you're worried about.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: No outside outside of like you know, the birth of
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: my kids and wedding and all the things you're supposed
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: to say. This is probably for the coolest days of
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: my entire life. But I can never talk about it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: You can't say what you've done there, No, Kyle, stop
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: asking did you sign an NDA?
• 34:41
  Speaker 20: No?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: And what's funny is a couple of guys said, how
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: are you going to talk about this on the air
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: next week? And I said, I don't know if I can.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: They said, you sign an NDIA and I was like no.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: And then the friend that invited me you said, well
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I signed some stuff. So I was like, I don't
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: want to throw him out. Un okay, but it was
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: it was incredible. And part of the deal is you
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: have to wear a vest.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think that was the the requirements.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Is there a particular brand a vest that is like
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: the the go to.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Funny you say that there were two brands there and
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: the one brand I like, gosh, if you're told any Peter.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Oh Peter, wait wait wait what did you say?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: North face?
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I have. Yeah, everyone has the Peter Malar,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: but the one I picked was the north Face. I'll
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: bummed out after.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I bought it. Face was very popular, I know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: But all the guys had Peter mala I think Peter
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: is like a big golf brand. Scott likes that brand.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: That pants.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: It's like Scott also have a vest. He does.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Actually, he's got a few.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Vests and maybe I'll take him with me next year.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: He would fit right in the type of guy that
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: likes to wear a vest. You might like this event. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: you can't know anything about.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I need to I need more vests. If you get
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: free roses, it's a trap.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: The War of the Roses starts right now on John
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Jay and Ridge.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: The time for War of the Roses. You're in a relationship,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: you think so M's cheating on you. You come to us
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: and we will help figure it all out. Let's say
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: hello to Ashlan Ashley and you're on the air John
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich War the Roses. Hello, what's your story?
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: I think my husband's having an affair with our son's
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: swim teacher.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Your son's what teacher?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Swim teacher?
• 36:13
  Speaker 8: Swim teacher?
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Like, is it like one of those like where they
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: teach the babies how to swim?
• 36:18
  Speaker 21: All, yeah, there's like like that kind of thing.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Like no, like my nephews have like a swim and
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: structure that comes for like thirty minutes on Tuesdays.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: And like, yeah, swim teacher.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: But they're called something it starts with an R, like
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: an R s O or something like, Oh, I said
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: something I.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Call thems is what I call them?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I know, paint what you're talking about exactly. Hold on
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: googling right now. I'm like, it's called swim teacher swim
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Like are you feeling that? Because my bad swim instructor.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: A specific certified swim teacher. Okay, so why do you
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: suspect this?
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: I know him really well right, Like he never volunteers
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: to like grill outside or help with anything when people
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: come over, like it's always completely up to me. But
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: ever since she's been teaching me swim lessons at the house,
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: he every Tuesday is like, oh, I'm going to make
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: dinner tonight, and he's out there like flipping burgers through
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: the whole session. And then she's leaving, and he instances
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: I'm walking her to her car to make sure that
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: she's okay, and I'm just like, since then, like he's
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: very chatty with her. He laughs at everything she says,
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: and honestly, she's not that funny. And I don't know.
• 37:37
  Speaker 17: He hardly manages to be outside every time that she's there.
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: And I don't know. Maybe I'm being insecure, but my
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: gut is just screaming at me. And I just don't
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: know why he's looking so forward to these swim lessons,
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: because it feels like it's just because of her and
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: not because our kid is learning to swim.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: So disrespectfully, he does it so obvious in front of you,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: so crazy to walk her out to the car. Can't
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: he just look out the window. I mean, I get
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: you want her to be safe. I'd be like, all right,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I see you later.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, get into the car.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: And as you guys have a really really long driveway.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: But anyway, okay, what's your husband's.
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: Name, Lucas?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna get Lucas on the phone and
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: see who he sends the flowers to. Does he send
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: him to his wife or does he send him to
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: his swim teacher. His son's swim teacher wore the roses
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: continues next with John Jay and Rich.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You're ad guessing live across the world right now.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Were in the middle of War of the Roses. You
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: got Ashlynn who thinks her husband Lucas is cheating on
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: her with their son's swim teacher. Every time she comes
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: over to teach a kid how to swim, he's out
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: there flipping burgers, walks her to a car. It's very suspicious, right,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I would agree that's suspicious.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Right now for sure.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I mean she's been with him for ten years. You
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: notice behavior changes.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: H Okay, So Ashton, you're ready for this?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Ky?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: You ready?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, there is Lucas available. Oh perfect, hy Lucas. So,
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: my name is Bella and with a new company we're
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: called jan R Flowers. We have this really cool social
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: media campaign that you've kind of been chosen for. We're
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: looking for micro influencers and you're probably.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Like, what, here's why this is cool for you?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: So you get to send our most romantic bouquet of roses,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: like a dozen long stem red roses. Comes with beautiful
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: filler and nice crystal vase and you get to send
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: that to anyone you want anywhere. It's totally free, and
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: what we're asking a return is that you just post
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: about us on whichever social media platform you use the most.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: So it's kind of like a word of mouth marketing campaign.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, cool, Yeah, it is really cool, And I'm
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: not going to ask you for a new credit card
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: information or anything like that. I will send the flowers
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: out with a nice little card, and I, like I said,
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: they're pretty romantic, but this is your chance to personalize
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: it depending on the nature of your relationship. So we'll
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: start with the message you want, and then we'll go
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: name address, and I'll give you a time they'll be delivered.
• 40:18
  Speaker 19: Here's a message. Your future husband is going to be
• 40:21
  Speaker 19: the luckiest guy alive. Too bad, it's not me, See
• 40:25
  Speaker 19: you soon, okay.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Your future husband is going to be the luckiest man alive.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Too bad, it's not me, Love Lucas okay. And then
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: who am I addressing this to.
• 40:38
  Speaker 19: It's going to go to Renee La Nae.
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: Wow, Oh my gosh, are you out of your damn mind?
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: You are literally the worst person i've ever met.
• 40:48
  Speaker 19: I'm sorry, what hello?
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: It is your wife?
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: A few piece of shit?
• 40:53
  Speaker 17: Did you really just send that to our sun swim teacher?
• 40:58
  Speaker 19: Well, Babeita, don't do you see me?
• 41:01
  Speaker 17: Are you actually kidding? Because every Tuesday you've got your
• 41:04
  Speaker 17: stupid little spatula out acting like you can even do
• 41:07
  Speaker 17: anything by yourself. Because she's in our backyard and this
• 41:09
  Speaker 17: is why you're sending her flowers.
• 41:12
  Speaker 19: Okay, no, no, no, no, that this is a misunderstanding.
• 41:16
  Speaker 17: It's not what you think now, misunderstanding.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: Really, well, then explain the flowers to me.
• 41:20
  Speaker 17: Explain why you said too bad, it's not me. Explain
• 41:22
  Speaker 17: why you said see you soon. Explain all of that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: Go ahead, I'm listening.
• 41:27
  Speaker 11: It's it's a joke. It's just a joke.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: We joke.
• 41:31
  Speaker 19: Really, I feel if our marriage is.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: A joke, that's what I feel like, you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 17: Know, because when the married men send flowers to women
• 41:37
  Speaker 17: that they're joking that this makes no sense.
• 41:40
  Speaker 19: Okay, no, it's we just we flirt. It doesn't mean anything.
• 41:45
  Speaker 17: Oh you flirt, Oh, how wonderful for you? Well, who
• 41:49
  Speaker 17: the hell is we? Because the wei is supposed to
• 41:51
  Speaker 17: be you and me?
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: Because we are the ones that are married.
• 41:53
  Speaker 17: You literally have a wife standing in the house every
• 41:56
  Speaker 17: time you're outside, and you're trying to impress someone who's
• 41:59
  Speaker 17: like teaching our child to swim.
• 42:03
  Speaker 19: Yeah, okay, babe, nothing's happened between us.
• 42:07
  Speaker 21: I wow, I literally don't care that nothing's happened because
• 42:11
  Speaker 21: you're chasing another woman while our kid is taking swim
• 42:14
  Speaker 21: lessons five feet away from you.
• 42:15
  Speaker 17: Like, do you know how absolutely disgusting that is?
• 42:19
  Speaker 19: Please please calm down. We can talk about.
• 42:23
  Speaker 21: People, not tell me to calm down. You've embarrassed our
• 42:28
  Speaker 21: family every single time.
• 42:29
  Speaker 17: You've been making me feel crazy for noticing the way
• 42:31
  Speaker 17: that you looked at her, And this whole time, I was.
• 42:33
  Speaker 19: Right, No, no, no, no, you're blowing it out of proportion.
• 42:38
  Speaker 17: This is not out of proportion. Wow, okay, because you
• 42:42
  Speaker 17: just told another woman you wish you were her husband.
• 42:48
  Speaker 19: That that's not what I meant. Absolutely not.
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: No.
• 42:51
  Speaker 17: Well then what did you mean, Lucas, Because I am
• 42:53
  Speaker 17: really just dying to hear this explanation.
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, that's what about you not come home tonight?
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Hey, should you tell him that he's on the radio.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: So I was about to I was about to say,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: you're on the Radio, Lucas wore the roses John Jay
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: and Rich she thought you were cheating?
• 43:11
  Speaker 10: What so?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so have you you have not been intimate with her? Right?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Or have you? Oh?
• 43:18
  Speaker 19: Absolutely not.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: No.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I don't believe him.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Well it almost doesn't even really exactly it does.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: But I do believe him. But he's crossed many, many boundaries,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: like I think, I mean, to me, it seems like
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: the school teacher. I mean, the if the swim teacher
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: got a dozen red roses from him, he'd she'd proyb
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: be like oh my god. Yeah, that's what I think.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this guy's basically right.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: But he did say we flirt, right, and he did,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: didn't he sign it like love you? That to me
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: tells me that there's like a relationship. He said, like
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: see you soon.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: He's like, so, you know, it's kind of he's using
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: the kid, their child, Ashlyn, He's child to get browning
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: points with the girl he's got a crush up.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: That's gross.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: It is kind of gross.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: And what's scary about this like the fact that, like Ashlyn,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: then you're not like popping off on this man, and
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: like he's direct. Yeah, I'm scared for him because to
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: find that out, I mean, just the disrespect and I'm
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: so sorry that you have to deal with this.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: So you said, don't You said don't come home tonight?
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Are you serious? You don't want him to come home tonight?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: You guys, don't talk about it? Can you do that fast?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: People have like the locks? Yeah, the numbers that you press,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: you can change the code. Maybe he doesn't even have
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: a key.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Lucas, thanks for jumpin I with us,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: both of you. Thank you, all right? Sorry Ashland. That's
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich.
• 44:46
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: If that last segment offended you, I am really really sorry.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Please email our management at your mom at iHeartRadio dot
• 44:54
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• 44:56
  Speaker 6: It's John Jay and Rich.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: We were talking off the air earlier today and for
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: some reason I can't remember, but the phrase cameltoe came up.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we were talking about camel Back Mountain and
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: then you skipped to cameltoe.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here's why I skipped the cameltoe. I forgot
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: to tell you guys this. I was having dinner with
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: some friends a week and a half ago, my wife
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: and I and because you know. I'm sociable. I go out,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I talk to people. But we're having dinner and and
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: my friend's wife was telling the story how she had
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: played Majan. She's playing Majan with a young influencer and
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: the influencer had created this scene called a cameltoe stopper,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: and that it's blown up and she's making tons of money.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of this before?
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I have not, but I would feel like Chloe Kardashian
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: would buy in.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Right that was because she does say, yeah that she
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: rocks one every now and then. What is it? Is
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: it like just something that you put in your pants
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: or something?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Well that's what I thought, But I think it's like
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: a special underwear that you put on and then you
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: put your then you put your yoga pants on top
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen something like that before. I don't know,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: maybe it was your friend's company or whatever.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Well I would I just now try to google it,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: and there's like actually a bunch of those like I thought.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, options, Yeah, there's lots of different
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: camel TOAs stopper companies. There's Kemmel Hider, there's all whatever.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that's very innovative. And then
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: and then Blake was like, wait a minute, you don't
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: wear underwear on your leggings. And this woman was like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: yes you do. And Blake's like, I don't wear underwear
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: in my leggings. She goes command to, Yeah, do you
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: guys wear underwe with your leggings?
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't go command it.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Actually a lot of people that go coming into links
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: because they don't want like the underwear lines or anything
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: like that. For me, like I can't even go commando
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: at any time anywhere, Like I always have to have
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: something on, so it's just uncomfortable. But all I mean
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: about leggings, I mean they're on, Like I get, I
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: understand why women don't wear I don't.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: That's risky business right there. That is so it's very
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: thin material kind of.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Like what are you wearing that they're through.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Not see through. I'm just saying it's thin material. You're
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: gonna basically see everything.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: What I'm saying feels inappropriate and it feels wrong.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: And that's what and that's what it is.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: And no offense.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: If that's your thing, you go for it, you rocket,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I would think for me, very uncomfortable.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Well, Blake war is underwear all the time, except when
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: she's wearing like those little lemon leggings or the or
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: the what athletic of stuff? All that. And that's how
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: because I think it would bother me if you were
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: an unwere It's like it's like when you have a
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: pair of pants on, a swim trunks on, and you
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: put underwear on over your swim trunks, like under your
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: sim trunks.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I can't see as far as nobody wear underwear over
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: their swim trunks.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: You haven't. You need to get on more. I'm the
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: one on the beach. I'm the expert, all right, stop.
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: Just yelling at the radio.
• 47:48
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  Speaker 2: now they feel like a luxury. So we put it
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: on Facebook eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over this list, but we want to
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: hear from you. What are things that used to be
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: affordable but are now like a luxury? And before I
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I'll go over this list, but we'll say, hey, to Brandy, Brandy,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: what do you have? What? What's What's a luxury? Now
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: that was affordable?
• 48:22
  Speaker 19: I said, soda, Yeah, soda.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: I would say, like just groceries.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: That's a big one.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because red meat is on the list
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: and it says the rest of the groceries are so
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: much money that people started cutting back on their protein too.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Thanks Brandy, Roxy, Roxy, what's what's what? Good morning? What
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: is a what's a what was affordable but now it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: a luxury.
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: But to meeting, your car was full wars, full services, but.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Like the full Yeah, they used to be like eight dollars,
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: eight dollars.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Rich is just taking it through and running.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: The water over.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: You're right, that's why I don't wash my car. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: never watch my car, and it's just frightening to me.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: I never washed my car.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: Dollars, It's so ridiculous.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: That's a good one, Roxy, we'll put it on the list.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Michelle.
• 49:22
  Speaker 13: Good morning. Yes, that a nice like latte.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my car?
• 49:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah, four dollars and now I'm like it's up like
• 49:33
  Speaker 13: two more dollars, which makes a difference if you're trying
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: to drink it every day. Yeah, and then I went
• 49:39
  Speaker 13: and I even bought an espresso machine. I was like, okay,
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: so I'm calculating. I'm like, oh, it'll be like a
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: dollar a day. But now the orders instead of being
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: fifty dollars, they's seventy dollars for.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: The pods, like to ease.
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you buy the sleeves. So I'm like, oh,
• 49:56
  Speaker 13: and I'm the one. My husband's like, oh, buy him.
• 49:58
  Speaker 13: I'm like, I, brother, you give me seventy dollars for
• 50:00
  Speaker 13: something else. So I'm on that instant coffee.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, how much was the espresso machine?
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: I bought it at Costco for one eighty And I
• 50:09
  Speaker 13: bought it at Costco because if it ever breaks down,
• 50:12
  Speaker 13: you could return them. And they had mentioned that those
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: breakdown often, and I was so scared. I've been blessed
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: my machinery. Please don't break on me.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Did you get the next espresso version or a different
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: version of espresso?
• 50:27
  Speaker 20: Yeah, it's an espresso.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: One like I have a really old one, and the
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: pods changed. They like try to get you to buy
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: a new machine, so I have to go. I have
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: to go somewhere else to buy old pods because they're
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: shaped totally different Yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: I have then espresso pods too, and you're right they
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: are pricey. It's like ten bucks for twelve little espresso shots.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: That's price.
• 50:45
  Speaker 13: Well, it went up. They used to be ten bucks.
• 50:48
  Speaker 13: Now it's the thirteen, fourteen, even fifteen.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Oh you know, I go. So I'm new to the
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: coffee world and I've been stopping. I've been hitting Starbucks
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: here while I'm in San die and I know, because
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I'm new, I don't remember the price is going up.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Because I'm still new to the price to the coffee world.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I got a coffee today with seven dollars or forty
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: five cents.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like a lot to me. Ye, John Jay,
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: you're in San Diego, like they have some like really
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: good coffee shops there. Why are you just going to Starbucks.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Because it's four am, well, and the normal coffee shops
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: aren't open it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: It doesn't open until the surfers are away to.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: A heid. I do a radio morning show. But we
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: get up really really good.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I know, we get up really. I'm just saying, like,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I feel like you're going to Starbucks when you could
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: be going to some cool surfer shop.
• 51:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but I'm not going to drink coffee later and
• 51:35
  Speaker 13: after trying to go local, and it's even worse. Oh no, yeah,
• 51:40
  Speaker 13: nice coffee shop here in Gilbert and it's seven dollars
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: for a nice small coffee.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Small.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny, you say. I was walking. So I'm
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: in San Diego and yesterday I was trying to I
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: was walking. I want I was feeling a little into
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: under the weather. So I want to get a vitamin
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: drip and I like google vitamin drip places and I
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: find this one place. So I go there to get
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: a vitamin drip. And I walk into a place and go, Hi,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I'm here to get the dripped and go what give
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: an appointment? I said, yeah, you might need to go. No,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: we don't have you down. And I talked to somebody
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: in text with somebody, Oh that's next door, Like huh.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: So next door to an IV vitamin place is another
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: ivy vitamin place. So I go in there, then I
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: leave and I decide to walk down the street and
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: there's a coffee shop, then another coffee shop, then another
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: vitamin IV drip place. It's like it's a street full
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: of wellness and coffee. I would think that there would
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: be some sort of like noncompete typos.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: It's crazy, and the fact that they give away the
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: other like come on in even though you have an
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: appointment next door. We'll get you in, sir. Our vitamin
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: drip's better. But they didn't even do that, did they.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Good? No, prop, Michelle, thanks for calling in, Tyler.
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: I got a couple. I'm thinking having kids for sure.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: For sure.
• 52:46
  Speaker 11: Beyond that also, haircut, like haircuts you used to be
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: twenty bucks now it's one hundred.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: One hundred.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the hell kind of hair do you got? Fabio hair? What?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Where are you going and it's one hundred?
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: Well it's not the best places, I guess, yes, But
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: I mean, seriously, it used to be like twenty bucks.
• 53:02
  Speaker 20: Now you're forty eighty bucks.
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: If you throw a beard trimm in there.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he's not wrong.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: My brother was literally just talking about having to switch
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: barbers because he takes his two boys and himself and
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: he's like it got so out of control. It's like
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: we can't go here anymore because it's so expensive.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Well, I recommend Scott Still barber Shop twenty five dollars
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: for a haircut, whereas my son Dutch gost to what's
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: it called super cuts for nine nine dollars. Yeah, all right,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: thanks man, Brian. Oh hold on, Brian's got some mouse.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well Brian, go ahead, you're on the air.
• 53:33
  Speaker 20: Good wurding. I was trying to think of something that
• 53:36
  Speaker 20: was cheap and that was the luxury. Remember back when
• 53:39
  Speaker 20: television was free, and now we pay prellly subscriptions.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Absurd, man, that's just I know, it's so sick, so sick.
• 53:45
  Speaker 20: Speaking of subscriptions, I binge watched that lucky show you
• 53:48
  Speaker 20: watched or you mentioned.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, are you all caught up?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 53:53
  Speaker 20: And then we jumped off of that one and went
• 53:55
  Speaker 20: to maximum pleasure guarantee and that one was wild.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I finished that.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: That show pissed me off.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Watched the last episode of that yet.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: The last episode ends with the kind of a lame
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: cliffhanger for a season two. And I don't think that
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: show deserves the season two. But Bran, thanks thanks calling Dog. Thanks.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: So here here's some other things on this list. Here's
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: some things on this list that were that used to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: be affordable and now they are not. Vet care it
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: says it's way too expensive, and pet insurance never seems
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: to cover it vet care. I also saw today that
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: CBS is starting to let they got approval to to
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: give your pet medicine.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Oh really, that's cool.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, speaking of pet care, you know,
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: my wife's launched that love Pup Plus. Check it out
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: love pup plus dot com and it's got all everything
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: you need to know about your dog.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Oh that's in the story. Are you talking about the
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: website or the app is ready?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: The website, I don't know if the apps ready, Yeah, Larissa.
• 54:53
  Speaker 22: Yes, yesterdayday morning, I was in shock. Yesterday I went
• 55:00
  Speaker 22: to Salad and Go and I remember going there specifically
• 55:05
  Speaker 22: because those salads were so cheap.
• 55:06
  Speaker 16: They were like.
• 55:07
  Speaker 22: Five bucks and a year's drive by there before work
• 55:10
  Speaker 22: pick up a salad. They went to six dollars and
• 55:14
  Speaker 22: seven dollars. I haven't been there in a while, and
• 55:16
  Speaker 22: yesterday it was nine dollars and twenty five cents.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm shocked.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Lots.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like shocked, and like a lemonade was
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: like two dollars.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: What salad did you get there? I used to get
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: the autumn The autumn one was such a great one
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: in a wrap.
• 55:30
  Speaker 10: The Buffalo Chicken is.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one. Was there a line because
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: that place used to be lying around the door. Really
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: it's still a line, not.
• 55:40
  Speaker 22: Anymore because it's nine dollars.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: And you know what happened here? This is this is
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: my opinion, no offense to solved and go. But from
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: what I understand, the story was solid. Go is just
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: a couple of teachers and Gilbert started it and then
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: it took off right, and they had the best ingredients
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: and they sold. So now the company they sold it
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: to started going, well, we're going to save money and
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: get these cheaper tomatoes. We're gonna save money, get this
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: cheaper lettuce, We're gonna say, and so now it tastes different.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: And then that's why they raising the price because now
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: people aren't like it used to be. In my opinion,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: that's what my own little mathematical opinion. So no more,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: all right, thanks Loris. So also, here's on this list.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Used to be used to be affordable. Now it's to
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: luxury concert tickets. Con that's why you need concert tickets
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: from us. We got free concert tickets every day we
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: just gave away. Kill Annie. We've got gym class heros
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: coming up in forty five minutes. Babysitters, they say, babysitters.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know what babysitters cost a lot? Yeah, uh sneakers,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: tennis shoes, think about that for a second. Tennis shoes
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: got crazy movie tickets?
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: Yep, that's for sure.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: The cost of maintenance on your house. Good luck getting
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: anything fixed for a reasonable price. I feel that someone
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: said in any house, someone said in nineteen fifty five,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: my parents bought their home for sixteen thousand dollars. My
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: father made five thousand dollars a year. Today that same
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: household for one point seven million.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Smokes, yeah, Tiffany, good morning.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: Mean what about gas?
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Kathleen is crazy.
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: I remember when I was younger, it was like ninety
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: nine cents a gallon.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's coming out.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: I know, I don't think it issier but long shot.
• 57:20
  Speaker 13: But yeah, it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: Feels like, oh no, we can't just take a quick
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: trip here, because I.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: Was gonna say, I think just traveling anywhere, because airplane
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: tickets to me are like astronomical too.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: It's almost as if like everything's double, Like gas is double.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Ten years ago, it took me twenty five to fill
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: up my gas take now it's about fifty Yeah, all
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: of right?
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: Or or what about cigarettes?
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: I don't smoke, but I remember back in the day
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: my mom would smoke, and.
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: Well she still does.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: But packs of cigarettes are like fifteen dollars.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Now that's crazy.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Look here's a test that says what used to be
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: normal but as a luxury, anything in your vehicle that
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: isn't mandatory, a relaxing drive, taking a long route or
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: scenic drive, letting your car idle while waiting. All I
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: hear is gas money going out the window. Thanks for
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: calling in.
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: Thanks guys.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: If chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich John, Jay and Rich, Amaya, good morning.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Hi?
• 58:16
  Speaker 23: My best friend just got dumped about two weeks ago,
• 58:19
  Speaker 23: and I swear somehow the break up happened to all
• 58:24
  Speaker 23: of us. Ever since she just turned in our entire
• 58:29
  Speaker 23: friend group into her emotional support staff, we're expected to
• 58:34
  Speaker 23: be available every single night, skip date night with our
• 58:37
  Speaker 23: own boyfriends. Oh, stop posting like happy puplis stuff. And
• 58:42
  Speaker 23: apparently I'm quoting.
• 58:47
  Speaker 12: Online.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: You cut out, you said apparently, and I'm quoting and
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: you cut out.
• 58:53
  Speaker 23: Okay, I'm apparently. I'm quoting move in silence, quote online
• 59:02
  Speaker 23: out of solidarity so she doesn't have to like see
• 59:07
  Speaker 23: anyone else thriving in their relationships. And I love her,
• 59:10
  Speaker 23: I do, But at what point if I allowed to
• 59:14
  Speaker 23: clock back out of somebody else's heartbreak? You know, like,
• 59:19
  Speaker 23: I need to know how how long am I required
• 59:23
  Speaker 23: to be like emotionally drafted in to my friend's breakup
• 59:28
  Speaker 23: before I can respectfully return to my own life.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be totally honest with everybody in here.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at you, Rich, Peyton, and Kyle. I have
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: no idea what she's talking about.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Oh can I summarize? Okay, So her friend broke up,
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: and her friend expects all of their friend group to
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: not post anything online that is too cheerful, especially couplely,
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: for a while, because she doesn't want to see any
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: of that no happy couple stuff. Everybody's in a happiness
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: embargo online.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: That's our job to mute you if she doesn't want
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: to see it. I do think it's your job as
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: a friend to be there for her, just as a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: supportive friend. I do think it's a little, i don't know,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: ridiculous for her to ask you to stop living your life.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: But also I think you should be there for her
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: as long as she needs you to be there for
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: her in a maybe just in a different.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 23: Way for her, but like I have to be able
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 23: to even my boyfriend's asking, like why haven't you posted
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 23: or date? You always post her date nights.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: What it's like the next time you hang out with her,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: you just take her phone and like mute all your
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: friend group right right.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Because that could be a text. I mean, obviously, like
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: that breakup that she's going through, she's down bad right now,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: to be able to come to her friends and say, hey,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I need you guys here every single night. I need
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: you available at all times. Don't post. Obviously she's going
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: through it, but I think you can probably have that conversation.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I understand where you're coming from. I'm going to be
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: here for you. I'm not gonna be able to kind
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: of stop living my life. I don't really want to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: do that either, But there's an option to mute us. Also,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: we're not going to try to rub it into your
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: face because I get that when you're in a breakup
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: and all your friends are in happy, healthy relationships, that
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: can be really hard to get through.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: It's actually a good time to to detox social media.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Just don't get on. Tell her to not get on.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: It's actually a really a good point, John Jay.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: You don't want to see people being happy.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 24: Yeah, she should not get on. It shouldn't be up
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 24: to us not post.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: What a lame friend. I would text her directly happy people.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Why he's going through it? Those heartbreaks can be brutal.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: Like brutal, you don't have to change your whole world
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: to make her not see something you didn't to see.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: You should still be there for her always.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 24: Yeah, right by her version of moving there for her
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 24: in completely deleting my social life.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for calling in, Amaya.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 23: Thank you.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich broadcasting live across the world
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: right now. This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.