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T14E15- La Máscara: una disculpa a Charlie Schumaker · Estúpido Nerd

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I' ll tell you what I need vacation now, but now you'
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re going to have ten bucks right now, but it' s good.
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It was sold on the table. You need 20 days for this one.
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Here I go in twenty days, you bitches, I say in twenty days.
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It' s already in 20 days. We show up in twenty days,
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in twenty days, I' ve been here three days. There,
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in 20 days. It' s been three days. Here, I mean,
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in 20 days. I' m almost practically getting back. In fact,
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I think today' s recording, already after those twenty days, we
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already introduced them. I mean, yeah, I mean, in twenty days,
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we' re already doing the final chapter of the season. The year
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' s over and he did nothing to us. He did nothing to us.
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From die in 20 days. We are in Madrid doing our quiet season
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ending, laughing drunk, hugging, as usual. As always, it'
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s my turn to take the computer to Madrid. Diego, I' m
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making a lot of effort for this live. It' s not like you
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have to travel fourteen hours, but well, you' re making a lot
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of effort for this. Or yes, I have to carry a computer that
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is not faggot, it is not torricoque outside of tower I believe and what
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way, Diego, what nerves will you know or to know the Europas,
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the old continent to bless the Europas, the mother Homeland Hostia ti mola Mogollón.
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Yeah, what could we do with those jokes when I' m here
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to tell the little Gollón people in our presentation, only if people, cool
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Mogollón. And if you' re not cool, Mogollón, we' re
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broken by the Mogoyo mother, we' re broken by the hand, it
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' s part of the Mogollón. Oh, please, they' re taking
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us out of the world. I hope they grind Momon from the heart.
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I hope they grind momentón nar oye, brother or but hello and welcome to
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a stupid podcast about series, movies, cartoons and other things, other girl
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things, like comics, other gnomes things, like breaking the fourth wall,
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other girls things, like saving expenses on MCGE and other girls things, like
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adapting a bloody comic book to a comedy movie, other gnome things, like
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police inefficiency. Because today we' re going to stand up and pay homage
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to a movie that' s amazing, it' s wonderful. I was
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afraid of how I had grown old, but it' s very funny,
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it' s very charming. Today we are going to talk about the mask
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or as it is known in the United States, for more. I'
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ve always seen her in Spanish, Diego the mask, and you' re
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there in English. There' s life in English, because I couldn'
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t in Spanish from Spain Diego wow. I think it' s the first
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one that happens to him, and we couldn' t do it with Spanish
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in dubbing, but with subtitles, that is to say write the centitles in
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English. That' s how bad it is that he loses a lot of
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Jokes Well, we' ll talk about it and how we' re always
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with diego. The Jim Kerry of the Arguello podcast OK, yes, diego
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is fried arrobale. I was holding on to Jandappo and all our social networks
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can find them on this pioner com too not even supporting us by listening to
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us can share this episode or subscribe to our patieu that their support is quite
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appreciated, quite necessary to continue with this project and that, moreover, they
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can have exclusive chapters, such as that of Little Miss Sunshine, which is
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the one of this month that happened, and the others that we have done
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throughout these years on the platform. Also thank everyone who was part of the
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vaquiu already closed those who were left without their episode of Star Wars and Harry
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Potter, because they will have to be aware that we can think of it
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to bring it to you, if we think of anything, if they lost
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it forever and as tears in the rain will be lost. But also remind
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them that our season finale will be this Saturday twenty- fifth of May,
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a day after our presentation in season, a podcast and let' s talk
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about Rebelmoon, part one and part two life tip us. I feel like
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we hate each other a little bit about the truth. I think day you
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were tur would have been less problematic for me, I mean, we'
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d have had a fight with the wifts and I don' t know what
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good that would have done to the podcast. But it would have been much
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less painful. I mean, yes, I can enjoy an endless Taylor Swift
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concert. But these films row them countercurrent, i e salmonizing these films.
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Let me tell you that I think that Stayler Syte is a pretty cool play
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and it must be very cool to see my problems when they are more of
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the moral type and the type of their talent, while XAC Knighters are both
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moral and for their talent. Or lack of. But, well, that
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' ll be live, because live, rather on YouTube this Saturday, May
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twenty- five. It' s so they can watch the movies and get
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ready for that. And now yes, don diego, don' t what
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the tromps avery troup Sabery are. I like that tipcott right there to see
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for those who know exactly and in honor of that. The first troup avery
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that I have is that of physics acquires physics or marks or exactly what it
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is. Like all this, there is the aesthetics, but there is also
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the physics of the cartoons, of those of classical animation, of more than
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all of the Guard. Yeah, then it is. It' s everywhere.
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He' s here. It is also seen in films as a confujosol
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that I love in Spacen space Jam, because I say a little, it
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is seen a little in the lunettes. I' ve noticed her sometimes.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We also have the trope
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of the damsel in danger, popularized by Mario Bros and by ninety percent of
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the stories we know. Well, by many, many stories, we have
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the trope of the dog CyT Kick, the dog is your best friend.
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Yeah, yeah. It is very clear that it is, like basically any
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hero who has an animal companion, there is, in this case, also
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a dog, because the best friend of man. Yeah,' cause he
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confuses cheese with keys, which is really funny. Yes, St Kees I
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mean chi Sanko, Lingo and Kinstar is a very ugly sandwich, but yes,
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but like a cheese fight it' s in a presso sandwich exactly different
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from a key slice. In Spanish, the joke doesn' t work or
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either, but it' s Maria. And but uh, we also have
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the trope of as you already said and sharing it with Deatpull, the Fourth
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Wall is a film in which the protagonist of the mask, when he has
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the mask, does not talk much to the public. And finally, we
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have a trope of forgiveness. Say it, Say it no, no,
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okay, because I don' t know if you' re spoiler, but
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not only does it talk to the public, but there' s a time
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when in the s it applauds and involves the two others that are there,
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like they also break pedl. The Fourth Wall if that pairs amazing, is
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to be rule and all high level, high level to break. The fourth
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wall is very cool. And finally, we have the trope of and I
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can' t believe you can use this trope Juandapo. This trope is called
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the stupid troupe in who it is because it' s born, well,
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it' s not born, but they make fun of this troupe and this
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kind of thing. In the Simpsons chapter, where the phrase" Hey brother,
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" you see, it' s stupian. Like how Ho. The
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law is for Juandapo idiots. Cools always win and the law is for idiots.
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It' s a typical movie It doesn' t. Normally ok is
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at a university or a ski resort, but they are people breaking the law,
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but it is very cool and the people who try to enforce the law
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are sero or cool. So obviously they' re going to lose and they
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' re not right, even though the law says they' re right and
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that they' re really trying to keep a lot of people from dying but
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okay and that they have a supervisor who' s going to screw up the
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obvious job is more fun, because the supervisor also thinks that the important thing
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is to be cool, because when the law is for idiots and that'
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s what we saw in the story of stupidity, that' s called the
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trope, that' s your pioneer I just said ok wow wow. It
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' s a trip. That' s how you trofo well, ten of
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us jandatazos. I' ve got you this game A very good one to
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get you down. The first is that fucking hit the movie Vila was a
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fucking git cost like twenty- five million dollars and I recondo three over three
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hundred fifty The movie was a fucking hit so much that it was thought to
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make a sequel. Evidently, and Jim Carry had just made the sequel to
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the adventure. The man said no. The sequels aren' t for me.
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Then he would regret more years later, but decided not to make the
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sequel to the mask. Warner' s people said well, let' s
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not do it. They made it years later and regretted it for a fucking
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disaster. But in one of these magazines, Club Nintendo type was so great
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success that a contest was made so that someone could win a cameo in a
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mask. Two like the movie didn' t come out. Nintendo sent a
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letter to this winner telling him that they were giving him some Super Nintendo games
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for his participation and the option of waiting to forever until the movie was made
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with a contract with the producer aha or b five thousand dollars. We are
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chosen five thousand dollars very good, because if it had not been for him
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to make a cameo in the son of the mask that what Bonorrea, then
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well, out there he chose wisely, he lost better special effects against Who
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thinks I laughed better, better special effects. I don' t know in
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that year three gump to obviously, because you don' t see that forest
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Gump life is a box of chocolates made from GC. Yeah, I mean,
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what a fucking bitch when he' s offended. I' m very
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offended. The workshop where the car is arranged for him is the same workshop
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of ghost cases data and curious and Cameron Díaz had to audition about fifty billion
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times, because it was one of his first roles, being his first leading
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role and she was the model. Producers didn' t like the idea.
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They had other actresses in mind and the old lady had to audit and she
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had to leave and she had to prove. In the end, it was
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the director who said see either it' s Cameron Diaz or it' s
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no one' s careculous and good to see how this China is doing.
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You did wonderfully well. And I looked for them all. And here comes
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the great data, the one we' ve been waiting for, the one
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that all of Latin America was waiting for. This is, this is like
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three data pasted. I love it. It' s a mutant fact.
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Yeah, Jim Kerry was coming It' s like a story. Jim Kerry
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was kind of starting to do his little pins at the movies and he made
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a movie called aise ventura. Yes, ais ventura, it ends, the
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mask begins to roll and the man is not known yet because he is not
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so well known because he has not gone unadventure and has not been in hit,
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that was misfortune and is already working on the mask. The film paid
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four hundred thousand dollars or so to Jim Kerry, i e it was bribed
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by fum Heat, because of the twenty- five that it cost, only
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four hundred thousand went to Jin Terry clearly and comes out this ventura is a
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hit, which makes the movie the Jack mask with famous Jin Kerry drive you
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a little bit further what happened to Michael Scott, i e man seo the
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famous forty- gen vir and I challenge it by showing again in Ti Office,
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but already because it is famous. Ok here doesn' t end the
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whole man we all know that he' s very good with faces and so
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they had hired part of that budget. It was, therefore, for the
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CGI effects that he needed a film like the mask, but that the creator,
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the director of the special effects, that this name, which was Cannon,
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won an oscar for the dracula makeup. He had been hired by the
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man and madam is very attentive, but Jim Herry' s faces were already
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cheapening the chai a lot because he no longer needed to put on the mask.
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He has a giant prosthesis that would be used at certain times to lower
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costs. But Jim Kerry learned to say his lines with the prosthesis on,
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which even more cheaply everything and it was all those things that made it cheap
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and could put more money into the effects that are like Miylon' s,
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the transformations, which, apart from being to age quite decent, quite well,
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also played with not showing and putting rays back and giving the same result
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here and there. And that' s, that' s wow, all
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the way to then lose with better effects. Fag what Chimba I liked to
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taste that as the best piece of information of the year. Thirty years late
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arrived thirty. Yeah, but, well, hey, jim Carry will be
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ah, it won' t be what, because it' s not like
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that anymore. Jung would want Wanda died, because seriously Wanda or Jin Kerry
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is alive old, not in other words, yes, but I did confuse
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him with Rubin Williams. Yeah, car' s all he told me,
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but it' s just that I' d give it before they suffer from
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depression, sorry, yeah, but it' s going out on Sonic three.
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Is that right? Is it true? Is it true? Is it
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true? I communicate it sn Wine william S well, and I say Juan
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Daba, because he didn' t know this morning, yes, I mean,
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I imagined something like bad he died today and I wey no Marija cans
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and because this is going to eat as we are taking advantage of it.
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This. I don' t have to change the tone to the chapter.
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I have to change the tonox. Yes, yes, he or Chin Herring
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is not dead to the recording of ah the recording of this chapter, because
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he will not live forever in the stupid audio files ner are going to be
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the last object of humanity, the last memory of humanity that will find alien
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races or mutant descendants. And from now on I' m sorry and from
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now on this is how they' re going to say UMMM. This was
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like a documentary artist and they' re going to believe that all this is
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true until they find Manuel' s and laugh they say are the documentaries and
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the new exal anthem was going to be like the documentary of the sexual form,
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of mating the mantles of so you see my years. How humans mate
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apparently watching a screen and fucking the limb like that is what exactly, clearly
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like fish, and that learns that chapter learning after court starts, let'
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s go with all spoilers. Thirty years after the masquerade The Story of k
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s S and wy The Nights, every year i t o thanks to Steven
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syn Hit Loves You Dog, who has dupon coughs or Spin the sn on
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News Live is Never or nothing more Soker for Good. The first spoiler is
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that Jim Carry didn' t die. Jim' s got a good nose.
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Nothing more expensive tells Stanley' s story. His Standley is a man
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who works as an advisor to a bank, who has a fairly mediocre life
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and lives like in a pension, that is, as a pension, but
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as a study breaker, because he has his own kitchen. But the administrator,
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like all administrators, is the nuisance, a shitty life. He'
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s doing his ass. Women don' t mean it, man wants to
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have a girlfriend and no one' s better off. Said horrible him one
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day like in a very dramatic scene where he doesn' t think the man
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is going to kill himself and he' s just like thinking about it.
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But it doesn' t really look like it. But this sees that someone
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did, he threw himself into the water and he' s going to rescue
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him to realize that it' s garbage and a chew. The man takes
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the mask to the super sad house like by autopilot, because I see him
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so come and in the night he wears it. The mask, the clarification
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mask, just in case what else could be put on. No, I
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don' t know, John, I don' t know, I don
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' t know, it' s time to clarify. People have a lot
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of imagination, they put it on and they stick to it because it'
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s kind of hard. Then. Yes, well, well and shines and
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shines does not shine as if it were Wet, Shines as if it were
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Wet and puts it in a state of emotion. Yes, and that leads
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him to express his deepest wishes. Yeah, he' s got some kind
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of ecstasy at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like he does
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the grinder and everything at one point. Yeah, part of that you go
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to chocolate or the point is that on that first night fa and she comes
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to the people at the shop who you' re basically ripping him off,
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and this movie I don' t know what sorting it is for, because
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the next day the bac thinks it' s her sign. But, well,
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no, and we see them coming out scares her landlady and we see
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people coming out of the country with two escape tubes coming out of them.
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The police have a proctologist. No, maybe the proctologist wasn' t meant
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to be. Obviously, it' s very clear and now there with the
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ass, they don' t play a lot to not say explicitly, but
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they do give everything, absolutely everything around, because if they don' t
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say how but they say that a pro is yes, they say it explicitly.
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For me, I think it' s the silhouette. It' s
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like who this Pokémon is, but the Pokémon is Pikachu, yes, I
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am. That' s right. The point is that already the second night,
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since the man already knows Tina who is like a girl who shows up
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in a cabaret, in a bar and the arrowy mancha. But because she
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' s an unattainable girl for him and his friend, he gets him tickets
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to go see her Hear what a good friend. The man is realman is
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severe, mate, I don' t know if it' s because of
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how he showed all that, but I remembered he was a bastard. I
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saw the movie again. It' s how the man is severe to live,
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he' s a creep, that is, of a point. Marika
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told him we' ve been looking for him all night and looking outside for
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the bad faggot, which means the man doesn' t either, because it
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' s a little distracting from me, but under the two girls or concentrated
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waters. You don' t think your friend' s staying behind, but
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the man and then the cala follow the ballots so they can come back.
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Yeah, not the man the coolest mother comes back. The point is that
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he arrives after revenge he' s going to want to go to the bongo
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and he needs money. Then he goes and robs a bank frustrating the robbery
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he wanted to make. Dorian' s got the villain in this movie,
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who' s a second- rate bully, a second- rate gangster,
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and who wants to knock down the leader of the gans He' s frustrated
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by his thieves, because they' re being chased by the police. They
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come to coconut bongo and they both have their first encounter. There' s
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a cop who' s investigating everything that' s going on with the mask
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and he' s behind IPS. But really so important is not because the
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man is never so close to catching No. The only reason Ipses gets to
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some place in the house because they literally go and hand it over to him.
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Yes, exact literal gift then is the next thing that happens, because
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the mask is left to be carried away. And in those things a journalist
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betrays him to collect the fifty million dollars. That' s$ 50,
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000 he' s giving Orian to give him information about this person who screwed
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up a business. The original pyroa, the original pyroa, She lies to
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him, I don' t know what to give him and Dorian is done
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with the mask, they give him to starle to the police the man believing
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that because already knowing what it is, because he saw him basically running away
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from the crime scene and they will judge him, but he manages to escape
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with Baylo, the best puppy in the world. What an impressive thing.
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How he jumps, how he jumps like a dog. Ah, but that
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' s the basketball Basque dog. That yes, that yes, the Christian
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Ronaldo of dogs, the Lebron, James of the Lebron, James of the
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Dogs, and he arrives at Cocoongo, kidnapping the policeman, gives a gun
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to his friend. They get in and shit days. Well, if Taina
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plays a trick on him, a playwright for Dorian to take the dough off
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the obe' s alchal, she kicks him in the mask. The dog
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puts it on, he wants it This says it takes it off He saves
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everyone. And when the cop' s already saying, but that standley,
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the mayor tells him not to fuck me. Go pass the dog with the
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mask. The man says, but hears the sari he passes the dog and
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is so ly and tub, because they fall in love because he is a
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sensitive man who did not treat her as an object. The rod is very
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low, very low, very low, very low, but buy but undermundic.
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I mean, you saw me as what I' m a human.
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I already fell in love with you. Yeah, yeah, that was a
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bear. But it was that or something I need batteries for and who needs
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men now. When there is exactly triple, when there is the Brazilian bunny,
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exactly, the point is that the mambota, she, she throws the
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mask and the friend and the dog throw themselves for it and end of the
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fight the movie Dosto passed and I wanted to start with what good movie is
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super simple, it' s hour and a half pass so well. Yes,
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I want to clarify one thing because I agree with that film itself.
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I mean, the movie' s well mesa, perula, it' s
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mencisi is very beneficent. Well, then we already agree 100% on everything
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you' re saying. If the film is not deep, the perican leaves
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no message, I don' t know but clearly don' t understand people.
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The characters are totally two- dimensional. People are totally two- dimensional.
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And yeah, yeah, there' s a little story that' s
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the only thing that doesn' t happen, because it has to happen.
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And let' s just be if you guys do or don' t see
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the movie just to see what the next thing is gonna be the mask.
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Yeah, the doggy, well, I kind of wanted me to watch as
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if this movie had a lot of senses, in many ways in the social
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one. I' m not sorry you' ve won badly. Not what
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I' m telling you, I mean, it' s like it'
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s super basic. So it' s so basic. I feel like it
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' s that movie the way it' s built. I would have tried
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to go a little deeper. Maybe I screwed up there like the personals and
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it wasn' t a cartoon. Maybe I' d have screwed up there.
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But since they stayed a cartoon. It' s how. Well,
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obviously, you take it seriously, so I read zero. But neither are
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
26:52
no, no, no I' m gonna try to take care of
26:53
her. I to conquer her, but sometimes they tell her not to keep
26:56
the man because he' s still Faggot is that I don' t tell
27:02
her that friend is the MVP and Herman. He doesn' t even claim
27:03
Stashlin or tell him how uy. If she went with her, then she
27:07
tells her how to keep forgetting her, because she' s an unattainable girl,
27:11
I mean, I made her yes, exactly, I made her a
27:14
corduroy. She didn' t say whore, because it' s true,
27:17
a girl who' s one' s star is that you guys a man
27:19
in command knows she' s the mask. We' re both two.
27:22
No one, that is to say I wear one, seems beautiful and such,
27:25
but if there was no cho, neither am I going to pretend that
27:26
if it hadn' t been for the mask, because it hadn' t
27:30
been a point as long as they had met on the balcony, it wouldn
27:37
' t have happened zero point and she was only committing at first, because
27:44
her position was directly connected to the good of exactly the rest. It'
27:44
s like what the friend tells you is true. This girl is unattainable,
27:47
and yes, there' s not much emphasis on that either. Obviously,
27:51
he does show Cameron Días a lot a couple of times, because his role
27:56
is like the pretty girl and in danger and that the yes clear yes,
28:02
yes, sir, Mr Guapa, she beautiful in the beautiful movie when the
28:08
above all arrives when the bank arrives, yes, more to me it seems
28:14
that in those moments in Malina, than in the Cabana Cup, that in
28:17
the Copa Acababara of coconut Bongo, that queer tomato takes everything besides, the
28:26
same. Besides, the film has a very rare atmosphere. No, I
28:29
mean, it' s this idea like coconut bongo, which isn' t
28:33
like it feels like everything. I don' t know Cuba dominated by the
28:38
United States, as in the 1950s, it' s like it' s
28:41
the worst party I' ve ever seen. I mean, it' s
28:44
daddy, it' s a really boring party, because I' m a
28:48
Cabaret what kind of bar this is, why they' re mayor there.
28:51
Yeah, I want him a cheap one if I don' t understand why
28:55
they go to the bongo coconut when the mask can put together a like he
29:00
did with the police. That was that seeing Rumba, that was severe rumba
29:03
Chinchi, there was a chin chiki woom and the seconds that make me creef
29:08
as the effects age very well. Yes, yes the truth, yes God,
29:15
that I think the worst is when miilo wears the mask and that because
29:18
it is not as serious, it would not be much as it was.
29:22
Yeah, miilo' s so adorable, maybe you' ll forgive her.
29:25
I mean, I' ve been so abhorrent about the whole movie. That
29:26
you don' t forgive her is how and how you get so into the
29:30
cartoon, that is, I think you look more ugly the mask on top
29:33
of doria, that' s when you don' t look cartoon, that
29:37
' s when you look carl you' re a standard villain and that'
29:42
s a real make- up that I know looks pretty good. The truth
29:47
is, no, no, it' s all the comparison we always use
29:49
for the special effects of time ago is jus Park isn' t a terminator
29:57
He doesn' t remember that it' s always the one we say ends
30:00
two. Already, it is ninety- one and had much more proposals than
30:06
this film. So, under that rod, these effects ten out of ten?
30:12
Ten out of ten do their job. Obviously, yes, for right
30:18
now' s eyes, because, obviously, they' re not right now.
30:22
But for the time being, I mean, they don' t take
30:26
one of them out of the movie at any time or any perfect prolesile.
30:27
And I also don' t feel like putting in, I mean, the
30:30
effects of right now. I feel like there aren' t so many times
30:33
you' d have to fix it, because the cobotos he' s spinning
30:37
in are like perfect at times when the bounce is like me, I'
30:40
m not expecting anything. It' s a bouncing man already absurd, it
30:44
doesn' t have to look realistic, it' s part of grace.
30:45
It' s like when you give the smoke rather of dor already it'
30:49
s like a little facebook to the rido little things, I mean, there
30:53
are pisique things like that maybe that' s that right now, could you
30:56
polish it a little bit more? For example, I don' t know
30:57
when you' re making the balloons and the balloon starts to become ex-
31:02
migo. That' s not bad that effect, but it might open up
31:07
that it could polish a little bit more. But they' re very minimal
31:08
things and I think, right now, no, when I was watching the
31:14
movie, not then how big they are of fans. Faggot' s super
31:18
cute,' cause besides, manes are serious about it. The man gets
31:22
very stinky is in the dog, but the man on the branch is all
31:27
happy. Looking at him is going to lack the ferma anger like I'
31:32
m going to me and when they sacrifice the puppy to the other and vans
31:37
to put sad terre, I had myrrh rage, that is the condom used
31:45
Mari Carmin and now my favorite has very good, very good. It'
31:55
s very funny, very funny. And the other one that told me that
31:59
I wanted one is when the one that breaks the fourth wall that seems wonderful
32:05
to me, because the led bull makes it chevere makes it that chehol pretty
32:10
good, but it' s us talking to them. And now, they
32:13
' re talking to us. And that' s it, but here comes
32:16
a time when the bun gets pulled out of Cocombgo. He' s got
32:21
Dorian with the mask, he' s asking his thug to shoot him with
32:23
the evil, he' s shooting him. He' s changing suits that
32:28
looks great yes until he gives it and does like box bool yes and dies
32:36
in the arms over in the worst performance, in the most dramatic wax and,
32:40
therefore, worse act on purpose, because it' s the mask doing
32:44
it and the man crying the death of is also that. I feel that
32:51
that' s one thing that I really like about the movie, because it
32:53
' s something that you have to buy from the movie, and it'
32:58
s that the mask has not only the power to alter physics and physical reality,
33:05
but also the narrative of history, that is, to get into people
33:08
' s heads and get them into their narrative and it does it several times.
33:14
That' s what he does to the people in the alley, that
33:15
' s what he does to the cops and that' s what he does
33:19
to this man and that' s what I' m telling you. I
33:22
feel like she' s the one with the most yarn in the alley.
33:22
They' re the ones I like the most in that sense, because they
33:25
' re the subtlest, they' re the ones where this is the other
33:30
is super extravagant and it' s an excellent musical number. But it'
33:34
s bad here. He starts making references to other movies, because there are
33:37
references to stop and cough on his face and to reveal to us that the
33:42
controller gave him that we know, the mask knows two. Look at us
33:46
as accomplices. The command knows they give him an oscar or, because a
33:51
prize I saw is an osca. People applaud, and while it' s
33:54
happening, that' s like looking at people and starting to get their hair
33:59
fixed, like looking good. And I think that' s fantastic. I
34:02
cost them. This is fantastic, because as I wasn' t made to
34:07
think about when Backy tells him, when Netpo tells him to wait to return
34:10
to Spiderman that evil is talking to readers and hopes that Guste is crazy Man
34:15
tries and spider Man speaks and breaks the fourth wall j without knowing very well
34:20
why. But we see that the clothes here are like Dorian breaks the fourth
34:25
wall without knowing it breaks the door. But in my head in a second
34:30
it' s game, what I' d be seeing. He' s
34:32
watching the audience and the Oscat, obviously, in a giant hand, plus
34:38
he gives him the No Uff award for a great moment in that movie.
34:45
Not that movie brings is that it is very good, very entertaining, and
34:51
just as it makes others enter the game, it makes us enter the game,
34:53
which is like all the grace of the movie. What else it is
34:59
is not Jinker' s four percent job. There with nothing to do that
35:01
little bitches, open Jim' s classes that is awesome the role that the
35:06
man is made, because, because the man is the kind of papers that
35:09
made him famous. Or I' m not going to say that' s
35:15
what he is, because over time we have discovered that he has other facets.
35:20
I mean Eternal are Shine exists, yes, but that' s what
35:25
popularized him and it' s the kind of humor he handles. And for
35:30
that kind of humor there' s no one, no one who gets to
35:36
that level. There' s no one like you. There' s no
35:39
one like you. Jim Ji Carry, there' s no one like you.
35:45
Yeah,' cause the other one' s the one that cocon'
35:46
s the final fight, too. When you shoot him, you kill him
35:51
and he goes out dressed as a gangster and takes that coquitel, you get
35:57
those jets. It' s ridiculous and the movie I told them at first
36:02
that I had to see it in English. Now I had always seen myself
36:06
in Spanish because I was a little boy when he came out and the movies
36:13
had doubled. There' s a joke here that' s stupid, but
36:15
I would never have seen it. Says the one about you same. If
36:21
they missed me, it' s like they didn' t give me.
36:22
He takes that and he says like I guess I don' t suppose,
36:30
that I don' t fail and they didn' t miss me because they
36:32
might have missed me. Yes, exactly. It' s very yes,
36:37
stupid, but it' s very good and with it and the liquid coming
36:43
out full. Yes, because verbal humor is the same level as physical humor.
36:50
It is the same kind of silly humor, simple but very entertaining and
36:55
that until the others were enlightened. It' s a very effective movie.
37:00
I mean, Loures up to the hands of mons Frees. Yeah, you
37:07
have to tell him ond freest to land the ones as if he told me
37:13
that lara has offered and they start requisitioning it. I' m gonna get
37:19
shit and shit and shit out of a dungeon. I have permission for that.
37:22
I don' t know what. A mouse plot. The picture of
37:25
the cop' s wife named doesn' t sign like this is very chi
37:35
game, just like I thought it had a sense of humor. That'
37:37
s why she married you. Yeah, and it puts the car- like
37:45
tables on the pretty ones and we have the dinner of what on pit.
37:47
She' s very good. That scene is the highest level of sa urosura
37:54
that a white gringo can reach and I say it for all six present and
38:00
it feels. It feels period I think that that scene feels more period than
38:06
the same coconut bongo ok, period as period as I feel that it is
38:15
like the same, the same feeling that gives in beatle jues the one of
38:20
the table. Yeah, like I don' t go with what' s
38:24
going on. And exactly that kind of scene that' s like this wasn
38:30
' t a musical, but it' s not forced to make a musical,
38:34
because besides, there it is, there' s another trope. This
38:36
is not your musical, but you forced us to do a musical, because
38:38
the police is how they start to sing and then they get into the paper,
38:45
but if it starts super surprised like what' s happening to you and
38:51
the other cops all that is expected don' t go because the conga line
38:54
is being built. Yeah, it' s not like everything' s going
38:58
anywhere. Everything' s just a little bit short, I mean, it
39:02
doesn' t start strong. It' s a great scene. Chun little
39:07
ch and get that son of a bitch song out of your head next week.
39:10
It' s just that it' s very good, very good.
39:13
That dinner' s like super famous. Cops all with your guns hugged.
39:17
It' s a great guy that you and the assistant and the assistant detective
39:27
voluntarily trying to participate several times because he likes to sever patch because we'
39:34
re not there and the other guy I' ve had to dance to them
39:46
the bank uy yes zero good farrandom, very good man hiding the silver in
39:52
the closet. No, I mean, everything they do is so funny.
39:58
Even when he sees Andean and makes like the wolf of de de de Dropy,
40:06
yes, ay sticks with the hammer. It' s just that and
40:12
besides, it' s the whole idea of the mask, that that'
40:15
s his mask, not talking to him, with the mask expert who'
40:22
s like the mask of what he' s doing is revealing his repressed.
40:28
That' s why Dorian' s is so different, yes, and Milo
40:30
' s, too, although Milo' s is also good- looking,
40:34
it' s also super caricaturesque, not clear, because it' s different,
40:38
because her dog really does carry, because the obvious cartus is also that,
40:43
that' s the life of fact. And the other thing is he
40:45
laughs, yes, it' s like fleas. And the other thing,
40:49
which I find very cool, is that Ipkis is nothing, it' s
40:53
not like it' s not and Kins is something even though I don'
41:00
t have the mask, I mean it' s not that without the mask
41:04
I blow anyone away, that is, their life was shit. Yes,
41:06
but all that mask pulls out is something he really has inside the man does
41:12
face to fight Dorian, yes, the meek day is funny, yes,
41:17
the madd tries to solve the humorous things with exact references. What happens is
41:24
that you have zero confidence in yourself, that that' s what the funniest,
41:28
good that and the powers, what' s the mask gives you yes,
41:31
but what makes credible within the caricatures that is the movie, which makes
41:37
it credible that you are born in love with him, not with the mask,
41:40
and you try, say, in the park you try exactly, and
41:44
not at the end, not at the end, just at the end when
41:46
he saves you, but from before, as you' re interested me.
41:53
The other one is Sexy, but it scares me for obvious reasons. He
41:59
' s a psycho, but he' s a fucking madman, a fucking
42:05
madman, that is, man the sea started shooting at people who were going
42:12
to steal him. Yeah, but I think there' s that, which
42:15
is past. If that is so, yes, as a complete leg,
42:19
also for the moment the one who paints the stain and took the oriant and
42:24
listened to, is not all so stupid in the faithful. No. And
42:29
besides, that' s how you saw that and the first thing I thought
42:32
about was then it helps you escape. I thought about that, too.
42:36
But but but so it was that that was originally going to be the second
42:45
part of the OIGA, because what they did was vote for the sewers as
42:52
it might be because the journalist what was called the planned Bueno, the journalist
42:59
in a scene that recorded the original pyrode. Sir, the original pyroa wouldn
43:05
' t be that they recorded and in the end they took it, they
43:08
killed it in the printing press. Dorial killed her at the printing press,
43:12
but they said that this character can do something in the sequel and it'
43:15
s how it was or kill people, that is to say to vote those
43:21
who have no name, go and come. The only one who dies is
43:23
the capu who shoots him and Orías shoots the bullets back. But let the
43:30
ruler die if he has neither but besides him, no one dies. But
43:36
if it had been like you hear, he went up or paradiso for sequel,
43:45
Dorian, this dead girl or Dorian escaping or this girl who left him
43:50
alive for sequel and repentant and we' re running away or working for durian
43:57
or working directly paradoria, that is, if there was no place to fuck,
44:00
maybe it wasn' t necessary. I don' t know that a
44:05
baby had a mask, maybe it wasn' t necessary and that the Loki
44:08
came for his mask at the same time it wasn' t necessary, I
44:10
mean. They wanted us the son of the mask said we' re going
44:14
to see the mask and we' re going to take the least important points
44:17
of the film. And that' s what we' re going to do.
44:21
Which is the most important thing in the movie. Jim Kerry. We
44:23
don' t have it because we don' t put someone who' s
44:27
not funny at all. Check and the mask is Loki' s. Oh,
44:30
let' s get Loki and he knows he' s missing that sequel
44:34
to a baby. Check why. Because we get the fuck out of it
44:38
just like babies, it' s just that she' s re- stupid
44:45
with the sequel. Hey, it' s such a wonderful movie. She
44:47
' s very bad. Is it too bad? She' s very bad.
44:53
I thought at some point later, before I saw myself, before I
44:57
gave myself the mask and said if anything. I think I see the mask
45:00
and I see the second step, as well as for, but I give
45:04
myself the most grijen I won' t damage the taste, that is,
45:07
if the mask didn' t, I wouldn' t have liked it so
45:09
much, right now, I think I would have seen it, but not
45:14
left with a good flavor. More than not happy And the ultica that you
45:16
said that this is the personality of the dog is You understand I diego that
45:22
we would have the mask, we could become super Saiyan, because if they
45:29
noded the streets, they made the cartoons and the man was marked by her
45:34
and all the children. We wanted to be super sayajin wearing the mask.
45:37
I could have the Greeks, that is, if I had the mask I
45:39
could play in the World Cup as captain of Japan. I think it'
45:44
s more difficult, but you could shoot because it kills my dream the shot
45:50
with Chanfley, because it needs to be summoned this painting the width, being
45:53
affiliated, being affiliated to FIFA and such but it could be the tiger shot
45:59
calmly, the shot with chavos could have exact heart problems, if you want,
46:05
you could have a twin brother and most importantly, you would have a
46:09
new friend. The ball, the ball, the baron, maybe I don
46:16
' t want him to be super champion. It' s the one that
46:20
miss pyrexs and I put on the mask could evoke the cosmos could get into
46:25
my armor, it could be turn into super salla Jin, it could have
46:30
monkey tail and become a giant monkey. With the moonlight, with the moon
46:32
I see it, I don' t see why it doesn' t mean
46:37
changing his face. I don' t know if the cloud hello. I
46:42
think that cubes physical things, no, but lies because man converted. Yeah,
46:49
you could lay eggs on your gun. Yes, Mr Diego Diego,
46:55
the possibilities are eternal. We need Loki' s mask and no second part.
47:01
I could punish them all in the name of the moon. There he
47:06
is, there he is, faggot. The possibilities are endless. He could
47:12
be a teenage jerk like Chinchi and depressed. Diego, I don' t
47:17
think it was as a man moment, but maybe you could make an eva
47:24
can be without my mom' s soul, because if I' m not
47:29
okay, there are you, if it didn' t happen all right to
47:36
me is that I could visit a friend in the hospital. Diego be pig,
47:39
I could die wife of a friend of hers and her dog is already
47:50
due to everything he could do with the mask. We went from super sadiagina
47:59
to unnatural crimes. Yes, sir, yes, exactly b but how rich
48:08
the infinite film in feetics, infectives. Yeah, that' s a good
48:19
movie I had fun I laughed at what I redeemed with the movie, but
48:22
because of the absurdity. I mean, and it' s not like you
48:24
' re saying what a great story. Not a thing is like ah yes
48:27
already is the hero won finished with the girl. The bad guy was defeated.
48:30
We had a time when we didn' t know if our hero would
48:34
succeed or not because they took away his powers. In the end, obviously
48:37
yes and it is being the same that led him to triumph in love is
48:40
very heavy, it is very tense. The friend doesn' t try to
48:45
steal his mask. It is until he is undone of his own free will,
48:51
even against the Council, that the friend Yes, my friend, gives
48:53
him. As you' re sure, the bad boat says it' s
48:57
good if I vote, I told you not to. If na wants that,
49:00
yeah, I might have done it to her. I' m sure
49:04
you don' t want it yet then give it to me so you don
49:07
' t have to vote for me and then do it for her. But
49:09
all that keeps coming in the man Man is a bacchan. The friend is
49:14
a bacchan. He rejoices at his friend’ s successes, even though they
49:19
were things he would have liked to have too. I mean, he'
49:22
s a good friend who, again I think, because of the actor they
49:28
chose and some of the literacy stuff, at first they showed, I didn
49:32
' t remember that the friend was all right. I remembered that friend a
49:36
bastard. I don' t remember why. Maybe because of his attitude.
49:40
Yes, because it is an attitude as well as still confident, as super
49:45
confident. But it' s just that, because man is a bacchan.
49:49
He would be like the BULLYI of the Xis Office. But it' s
49:53
not that again evil got ballots instead of going with another anena to both of
49:57
you. First of all, 30 years later, I must say this.
50:02
I say it from the heart, as a hand in the heart and I
50:09
want to apologize to this great character who, in my head vilifies him and
50:19
maltreats him and does not deserve it. He deserved a lot more than that
50:22
and I wasn' t able to give it to him. I' m
50:25
so sorry. You' re a good, quiet friend. I mean err
50:30
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But now yes, don' t wando from zero to ten, how many
51:40
golden canine rains you put on this pint. Sometimes I' d say I
51:44
loved the day. Good memories of her. There was an animated series that
51:47
also lasted. There were four seasons. She did very well and I think
51:52
I did the mask, when I saw her I was afraid to see her
51:55
again because of what we say the Juan de Patula effect. But I feel
51:59
like it' s a movie that' s sent, it' s got
52:01
pretty good, it' s really fun. They don' t look weird
52:04
their effects most and I' ll put an eight, eight two times and
52:13
don' t give from zero to ten. How many jumping eyes do you
52:20
like this movie, a very entertaining film, very, very, very,
52:24
very, very entertaining, with the depth of butter paper, but incredibly entertaining.
52:34
I really enjoyed the movie and Cameron Ten. She looks very beautiful,
52:43
very beautiful, she looks very beautiful of all scenes. Yeah, so I
52:49
' ll decide to bend down, too, but one time and I'
52:52
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52:55
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