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BEST BITS: Keyzie In The DM's · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hot aching, Big Show Show Show thanks to crave
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  Speaker 2: It's time to go over size.
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  Speaker 3: This is not the biggest, Biggest, your figgest, This is
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  Speaker 3: the biggest, biggest, shot.
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  Speaker 4: Big Big Show with Jason Howies, Mike Minogue and sure
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  Speaker 4: would you look at that?
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  Speaker 3: It's the Hidarchy Big Show reduced to producer pugs.
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  Speaker 4: How are you? It's a pleasure to be filling in
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  Speaker 4: for the Fellers today.
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  Speaker 3: Mike Minogue still in Fiji, looks like he's having a
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  Speaker 3: garbage time. If you want to see what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Mister Mike Minogue on Insta. Hoody Jay finally took some
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  Speaker 3: leave for the first time in his life. It's got
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  Speaker 3: to be incredible for him. And Keesy finally got out
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  Speaker 3: last night after a delayed flight due to all that
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  Speaker 3: hectic weather. If you're listening to this and you're affected,
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  Speaker 3: hope you're okay. Hope everything's still attached on your house
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  Speaker 3: and your powers back, et etc. It is Friday before
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  Speaker 3: the long week in I want to know what your
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  Speaker 3: plans are. Give me a buzz on three four eight
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  Speaker 3: three and of course, the Big Show, as always brought
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  Speaker 5: Hardly Noah, hardly know.
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  Speaker 2: Like like.
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  Speaker 3: I don't consider myself a hugely knowledgeable person.
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  Speaker 4: That's why you tend to work in radio. But I
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  Speaker 4: do know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm armed to the teeth with best. Butits from the
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  Speaker 3: Fellers from this exact day, last year and the year before.
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  Speaker 3: Plus it's the last day of the ITM Toolbox. Top
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  Speaker 3: up two huge tools to give away for your Friday.
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  Speaker 3: But in the meantime, let's kick off with the actic
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  Speaker 3: monkeys on.
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  Speaker 1: Hodarky The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 3: It's Queens of the Stone Age On Hodarchy. It's the
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  Speaker 3: small show you hear with Pugs filling in for the
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  Speaker 3: fellers who have finally got a well deserved break. I
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  Speaker 3: am sick and tired of the accusations that those fellas
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  Speaker 3: don't do any work. They come in here for three
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  Speaker 3: hours a day, Okay, they do three hours a day
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  Speaker 3: radio and then what you expect them to go on
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  Speaker 3: an all expenses paid trip to Fiji for the weekend,
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  Speaker 3: drinking beers on the beach and playing golf for the
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  Speaker 3: championship course. Do you know how hard that was for them.
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  Speaker 3: So here I am to finally give them the rest
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  Speaker 3: they deserve, and I'm spinning you some of their best moments,
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  Speaker 3: like this one from mid twenty twenty two with Jason
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  Speaker 3: Hoyt had a classic public transport experience.
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  Speaker 5: I had a hell of a day to day, mate.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't get the old car started, absolutely sob so
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  Speaker 5: I had to catch a train. Yeah right, yeah, bit
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  Speaker 5: of public transport.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, look, I'm not opposed to a bit of public transport.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I used to catch a train to work all the
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  Speaker 5: time and quite enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm with you. I like
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  Speaker 2: the idea of it, but I find my risk gets
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  Speaker 2: really sore from signing all the autographs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, totally. And there's people wanting to do selfies
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  Speaker 5: all the time, you know what I mean, You guys,
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  Speaker 5: I just don't like the proletariats anywhere near me, you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean? No, I mean common people. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just like lock, Hey, I really appreciate that you love me,
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  Speaker 5: but look, I just want to have my own base
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  Speaker 5: at the.
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  Speaker 2: Moment, and I think we should be petitioning Auckland Transport
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  Speaker 2: or just New Zealand. Maybe we'll go straight to the
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  Speaker 2: Minister of Transport and just have private cabins and carriages.
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  Speaker 5: I would like that actually, maybe, because often what I find.
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  Speaker 5: What I find on the train is that the seat
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  Speaker 5: smell like wheeze. Yeah you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You're certainly the passengers do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of them smell like wheeze. So now
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  Speaker 5: I'm on the train, think, o, God, feeling a bit shady. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know, feeling a bit but vomity in the mouthy
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  Speaker 5: and get out of my stop there at glen Eden,
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  Speaker 5: get about war a kilometer down the tracks. She breaks
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  Speaker 5: down the train. The train just totally breaks down. And
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  Speaker 5: I'm you are joking me. What do they say?
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  Speaker 7: They say like, oh, it's like we've broken down here.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, there's going to be a massive delay. And of
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  Speaker 5: course I'm realizing that I have to get to work
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  Speaker 5: because I'd cut it pretty slim because I've been sleeping
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  Speaker 5: all day trying to get rid of the old hangover
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  Speaker 5: and deah. And so I was like, I'm not having
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  Speaker 5: a bar of this. And so I got out of
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  Speaker 5: the train, went to the front of the train. In
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  Speaker 5: every front of the train is a little sort of
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what you call it, a cabinet. Underneath
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  Speaker 5: was rope, so I just tied that around the waist
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  Speaker 5: outside the train.
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  Speaker 7: So you're on the train tracks at the stage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally on the train tracks.
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  Speaker 2: It was safe though, key because the train was it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't functioning.
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  Speaker 5: It actually broken down, and I just wrapped that rope
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  Speaker 5: around the waist, mate, and just pulled her into town.
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  Speaker 7: How many you pulled the entire train into town.
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  Speaker 2: Because a lot of people would have just taken a
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  Speaker 2: taxi or an uber totally, mate, but you don't want
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  Speaker 2: to let everyone else down on the train.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly nine stops it was. And the amazing thing was
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  Speaker 5: I was so efficient. And this is the thing about trains, keasy, right,
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  Speaker 5: You get a bit of momentum, don't you mind you do,
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  Speaker 5: and they're actually really easy to pull. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Quite deceptive, isn't it. People think you're super strong, and
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  Speaker 2: you do need to be to get it going.
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  Speaker 5: The actual key. The most difficult thing about pulling a
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  Speaker 5: train is actually stopping it.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say, how did you stop blind time?
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  Speaker 5: What would happen is when I got to a station,
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  Speaker 5: I just go off to the side, there and the
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  Speaker 5: front of the train would go past me and I'd
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  Speaker 5: just anchor myself on the tracks there and just slow
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  Speaker 5: it down.
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  Speaker 6: Mate.
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  Speaker 5: I was so efficient. We were early all the way
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  Speaker 5: into town.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 5: So a few people are actually a bit passed off
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  Speaker 5: because they missed the train because I was that good
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  Speaker 5: and that efficient at pulling the train that they actually
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  Speaker 5: missed me.
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  Speaker 7: So you were pulling a train with how many carriages?
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  Speaker 5: It was middle of the day so it wasn't as
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  Speaker 5: many I think fifteen.
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  Speaker 7: So you're pulling a train with fifteen carriages, and then
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  Speaker 7: you get to a station, you'd stop the train, people.
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  Speaker 2: Would more people would hop on, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then you'd keep going yeah. And then I'd get
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  Speaker 5: back to the front of the train and just put
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  Speaker 5: my head down and into it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I did that once.
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  Speaker 3: We've all been there, am I right on our on
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  Speaker 3: your local public transport system. It'stead the best of it
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  Speaker 3: eight hundred and thirty two dollars playing the game, Rachel.
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  Speaker 4: How are you going going?
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  Speaker 8: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: It's good mate. How's weally today? As the wind chilled
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  Speaker 3: out a bit.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's beautiful. It's been nice and funny, which for
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  Speaker 8: a walk along the waterfront at lunchtime?
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine there would be a few people slightly hesitant to
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  Speaker 3: do that despite the sun.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm glad you're good mate. How's your memory?
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  Speaker 8: I think it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay. What do you do for a cross?
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  Speaker 8: I'm a public servant with just a boring office job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, nice, nicer.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking to get into your well, I mean, first
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  Speaker 8: After ours, they sup there were some room for improvement,
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  Speaker 8: and you know, I'm not going to like my husband
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  Speaker 8: as well. Here's the one who's going to be leading
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  Speaker 8: some of it.
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  Speaker 4: You'll be in the great books with us one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Support from a resourcing point of view, I think that
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  Speaker 8: would go done pretty well.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, mate. Well, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: You only have to remember four of them.
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  Speaker 3: of ten things that I'm about to read out to you,
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  Speaker 3: and then you have fifteen seconds to list off four
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  Speaker 3: of them. Okay, okay, all right, let's crack into the
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  Speaker 3: MC hammer, time planer, plug, sander, drill driver, jiz bot hammer, drill,
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  Speaker 3: schnozz extender, angle drill. Rachel, your time starts now.
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  Speaker 8: Just got electric something in hammer, wrench.
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  Speaker 3: Keep going, keep going, elench.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll do Rachel.
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  Speaker 3: Well done, You've done it, mate, that's at least four,
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: David Bowie there on the Hodarchy average more of a
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  Speaker 3: grower show with pugs filling in for the feelers who
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  Speaker 3: just could not be asked doing any more work after
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  Speaker 3: they had a hard weekend last weekend living it up
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  Speaker 3: in Fiji. And now I'm spending in some of the
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  Speaker 3: most iconic moments, this one from all the way back
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  Speaker 3: in April twenty twenty two, when Mike Minogue discovered something
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  Speaker 3: shocking about his wife.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I got home last night, man, I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to sort of run something past you guys. Surely, my
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  Speaker 2: buds you'll be able to give me some advice on this,
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  Speaker 2: but I went home last night and me old missus there.
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  Speaker 2: She says, look, I've got something I need to talk
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  Speaker 2: to you about. And I'm hello, yeah, yeah, hello, it's
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  Speaker 2: good Sits me down on the couch. I'm saying, what's
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  Speaker 2: going on? She goes, well, I just want you to
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  Speaker 2: know that there's been something going on and I just
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  Speaker 2: need to bring it to your attention. I'm like, sit,
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  Speaker 2: yeah what My antenna goes up.
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  Speaker 5: I can imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm starting to get worried a little bit with you,
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  Speaker 2: because straight away I'm thinking she's up to no good.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you get that sense?
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  Speaker 3: Just in?
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  Speaker 2: And I see, now what what? What? What are we
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  Speaker 2: talking about here? And she said, well, look, there's been
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  Speaker 2: some messaging going on, some messaging. What do you mean,
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  Speaker 2: messaging on the social media? So you said there's been
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  Speaker 2: some messaging, right, okay. Then I said, name who you
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  Speaker 2: been messaging? She says, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: she hasn't been messaging me. I haven't been messaging anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's been messaging me. Tell me more. And she goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: someone's been message me. You'll make kezy, Oh no, you'll
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  Speaker 2: make kezy. He's been trying to friend me on Instagram
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  Speaker 2: and then when I didn't accept it, he's been messaging
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  Speaker 2: me every hour on the air asking what my problem is?
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  Speaker 5: Jesus?
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  Speaker 4: And so.
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  Speaker 5: I've got to bring it up, you know, I mean
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  Speaker 5: what I mean, I'm glad you brought it up on air, mate.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Es, I mean, what would you do in this situation?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's a difficult thing because I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you know this, but I work with yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And it makes it difficult that he is trying to
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  Speaker 2: hook into my missus.
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  Speaker 5: Because there's that whole kind of year exactly, that whole
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  Speaker 5: kind of pervy, creepy vine. I know what he is
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  Speaker 5: totally in his mind massive And so you're thinking yourself,
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  Speaker 5: here's this dude who just watches pawn consistently.
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  Speaker 2: He's an animal animal, the.
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  Speaker 5: Brothel keeper, brothel, the brothel master. Yeah, and he's what
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  Speaker 5: What what I find concerning about it, actually the monogo
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  Speaker 5: is that he's doing it on the hour, that kind
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  Speaker 5: of persistent.
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  Speaker 2: It's my wife said, it seemed to her like he
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  Speaker 2: had an alarm seat.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Okay, it was literally on the minute, every hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and it.
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  Speaker 2: Was something you know, she felt uncomfortablebout because obviously it's
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  Speaker 2: a work relationship that I'm in with Keithy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: But from her point of view, she considers our marriage
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  Speaker 2: to be and more to be really important as well.
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  Speaker 5: Massively So I mean, I mean, he's not It's not
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  Speaker 5: just really uncomfortable for your wife, it's uncomfortable for your
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  Speaker 5: professional environment as well, you know what I mean? Knowing
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  Speaker 5: that a guy that you're working with is massively heading
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  Speaker 5: on your partner.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think it's something that I should bring up
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  Speaker 2: with Kesey?
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  Speaker 5: Um, Look, I think we just let it sit for
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  Speaker 5: a little while. See what she goes through today. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: if he's doing the whole pervy pesty thing all day
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  Speaker 5: to day sending out you know, then I think maybe
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  Speaker 5: you and I we do a bit of an intervention
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  Speaker 5: tomorrow and.
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  Speaker 2: Just in the meantime, if we could just keep this
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  Speaker 2: just between you and me. Yeah, total, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: getting wind of it.
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  Speaker 3: God No, stick around to hear the part two of
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  Speaker 3: that whole fes go that Kezy man.
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  Speaker 2: He's a shockun bastard. He's a shock gun Marster.
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  Speaker 3: Got some TV chat for you. Before the hour's out.
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  Speaker 3: But first it's crack into some for tellies. This is
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  Speaker 3: Chelsea Dagger on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah here with Pugs Hey before the hour wraps up.
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  Speaker 3: That's cracking to a quick TV Chatah, what so on
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  Speaker 3: the telly with bugs? Yeah, there's no time, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I need a cracking in some science here. I want
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  Speaker 3: to understand why is it that my partner will introduce
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  Speaker 3: me to shows that I generally wouldn't touch with a
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  Speaker 3: ten foot barge pole, And sometimes I still think they're
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  Speaker 3: kind of well, they could be perceived as not great,
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  Speaker 3: and then I'm still obsessed with them. I finished The
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  Speaker 3: Hunting Wives last night TV and Z plus, Sofie O'Neil
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  Speaker 3: moves to DP East Texas and succumbs to socialite Margo's charms.
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  Speaker 4: Her life is soon consumed by obsession, seduction, and murder.
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  Speaker 3: Now my favorite TV shows, The Sopranos is probably the
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  Speaker 3: most notable one.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't normally go near The Hunting Wives.
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  Speaker 3: I was chomping at the bit for season two when
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  Speaker 3: I finished that show.
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  Speaker 4: Last night we watched the final three episodes.
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  Speaker 3: The amount of obsession Seduction, Murder, Bonking, et cetera, et cetera,
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  Speaker 3: and that show out the Gate. It's crazy. I just don't.
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  Speaker 3: I want to understand that science. If you get it,
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  Speaker 3: give me a text on three for a three. Or
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  Speaker 3: if you know a show that you have watched with
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  Speaker 3: your partner that your partner's introduced you to that you
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  Speaker 3: generally wouldn't be into. For example, my partner introduced me
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: to Love Island, Love Island, Australia. This summer I turned
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: pretty and now this The Hunting Wives. So I'd like
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: to understand or here your examples of shows that you
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have touched without your partner's influence.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Plus plenty coming up after five. I've got four.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Best bits in the chamber just for that hour my
• 16:56
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• 16:58
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• 17:00
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• 17:03
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• 17:06
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  Speaker 9: I just don't eating anything that was really stream food
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  Speaker 4: There was, and it was so.
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  Speaker 3: Hell of a lot on this hour on the Hodiarky
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  Speaker 3: teeny Weenie Show, I've barricaded the door to stop Pixie
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  Speaker 3: Campbell bardging and and saying it's too many iconic moments, Pugs,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: that people can't have this many good memories.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: You need to keep them starved.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: No four best bits of this hour from the Big Show,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: plus your second and final chance to a tool from
• 18:01
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• 18:04
  Speaker 3: not because all the fellows are away, but because the
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: controversy would be too much to have an entirely Yummy
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• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Unless you disagree. Three for three years, Belle jambis.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Talking heads on the Darky it'sy bitsy show you hear
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: with Pugs filling him for Hoidy J. Mogi an old
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Kazy and speaking of Hoidy J. This date last year,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: October twenty fourth, he just got back from a huge
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: holiday away where I'm pretty sure he was permitted like
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: at least two days of leave. And so the Fellas
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: did a play by play on exactly how he would
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: have spent his time off.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: Hey, while you're away, jas, because you're away last week?
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Yes, keez, what was that about? While you're away? Me
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: and old Moggi over there.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: We got the listeners to help us put together what
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: we assume a sort of regular day off for you
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: might look like, sure, because you didn't leave the city,
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: you know, you pretty much were just at home. Yeah,
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: so we got people people text here on three four
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: eighty three and helped us put this sort of schedule together.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: So I'll just run you through a few of them
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: on it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Before you get into it. Kesy. I mean, do you
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: feel like it's accurate or I mean.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: I think it's bang on absolutely accurate. Right, Okay, six am?
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: You're awake because of the sunlight.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, generally about about five point thirty caught to sex.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: And I've got a very thin curtain MOGI in my room,
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: so the sunlight does get in a little bit.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So instead of changing the curtain making it darker
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: and sleeping and.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Now the curtain itself. Keysy is quite dark, but it's
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: just a thin material.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: Sure, okay six o five do staccato wheeze, which is
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: like stop stardy wheeze.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: No, it's usually a power stream.
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: And then it don't lie. And then at six ten
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: you decide that's actually enough and you shut off the
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: tap of that's enough. I pretty much into the tank.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Then you put on some shorts because you're at home
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: and it's getting warm.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Now inaccurate.
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: Why what did you put on?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Oh you trag your brown cross brown cross.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Six fifteen, have a durry on the deck six twenty
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: correct sigh about nothing, then head back inside.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: No incury that around the wrong way. First, first I
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: make my wife a really terrible coffee which he doesn't appreciate.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Hang on, I've got to die. Okay, it's forty five.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Make coffee for wife, and over six fifty you sulk
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: because she says it's too hot? Can I just claim
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: sulking lads for the duration of the day, that's right.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Six fifty five. Have another dorry and a whoa of
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: a move.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: This is this is.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Very important to clarify. I never have a dorry before
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: my coffee, all right, with your coffee. So I made
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: the coffee fish. Then I got so I didn't have
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: a dorry.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Right, okay, yeah, we forgot six thirty three perfect tubes
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: and two imperfect strokes.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Now, yes, that's that's accurate.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: We're up to seven o'clock. Now someone suggested that you
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: do stretches. Then at quarter past seven you moan about
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: how sore your legs are from doing the stretches. And
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: at seven thirty am you you google leg cancer symptoms
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: and start panicking.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Can I can I say, just for the sake of accuracy?
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: There at seven o'clock I do chee yo good? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: oh I can picture that. Yes.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: At eight o'clock you crank the hog.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: What's that again?
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Mogi said it was do you get your motorbike out?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Is it? I know? No? Inaccurate? Right okay?
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: Eight o five if and Jeff about Roue or the duck?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Eight thirty watched Dog Squad again and and talk along
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: to the voiceover.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: actually even watched Dog Squad?
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Nope?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, should we haven't? Nine am?
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Drain your probiscus using two beach towels, and that goes
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: until nine ten minutes for each.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, And at that point you you tell
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: your wife about that time you used to work out
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: with Ryan gos I work with Ryan Gosling.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Nine clearly accurate, nine thirty Get.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Your right out, ninety get your fishing right out.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: It depends on the time which one of those two things. Um, look,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I don't in terms of getting my ride out, that
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: tends to be early on yeah, right, and getting my
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: fishing ride out. That's tide dependent.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, let's say the tide was good ninety, you got
• 22:18
  Speaker 7: the fishing ride out, eleven forty you retired from fishing
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: with fifteen undersized fish. Correct, eleven forty five. Make the
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: best of each in the world.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Non, tell everybody that you make the best of each
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Make the best iced coffee in the world to have
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Correct.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Have another dirry at quarter past twelve.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Can I just clarify something here. I've probably had about
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: eight daries by then, right, okyeah, But.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Like that's only the first part of the day.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Pretterhi, Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: So if you're wondering what Hordy J's up to just
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: go back through that play by play there.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: That pretty much nails the morning down.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: We'll be back on Tuesday with the rest of the
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Fellers when the Haidecki Big Show team's back in four.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, three more bestbets to come this hour,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: plus a second chance for you to win a tool
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: thanks to our mates at im on the final day
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: of the Toolbox top Up.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: But in the meantime, here's mus plug in Baby. It's
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: ready a Hodarchy.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Velvet Revolver on Hoderarchy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: It sounds like I was taking a lot of effort
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: to pronounce that. I absolutely was saying five times fast.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: You're here with Pugs. It's the hold Archy Grower, not
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: a shower show. I'm spinning you some of the Feller's
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: bestpits from throughout the years. Somebody actually takes me on
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: three four eight three and said, can we get some
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: improv please? This was a couple of days ago, and
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: so I've kept that in the back of my mind
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: just for you. Here's an improv from this time last year.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Sounds fae Lions camera excellent.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: No, it's time for the.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Big show pro well, I was thinking fellas celebration of
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Kisi's overseas travels of late and I, by the way,
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Magi had a real go to upgrading again and leaving
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: his wife behind. So I thought, what would be quite
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: a nice scenario maybe this time is that Keysy is
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: going through customs. Okay, So it's a customs sort of
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: set up. Keysy is massively hungover and also has terrible
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: diarrhea okay, and he's getting like sharp pains in his
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: stomach from a tie curry he had the night before.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Plus plus he's actually massively hungover. It was a death arm.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: And yeah, you of course Mogi will play the customs official,
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: So we go custom customs officer Mogi. Yeah, okay, airport,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: good mate, so sure beg yes, my big what's your name? Brother?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: It's Chris, you know, Chris, Chris Chris. Okay, I'm a
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: customs officer, Magi. I'm just gonna it's all good if
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it goes for your bag. Yeah, it's still I'm just
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: going to zip it here. Made all right?
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: But Ben drummer drug dog Larte sidles over the Keysy
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: and sniffs his ass.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Oh what's sorry? Are the dog? Why is the dog
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: sniffing my ars? That's sort of dog mate. That's an officer,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: all right. That's an officer of the of the Custom
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Service here in New Zealand. And you'll treat them with
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: the same amount of respect as you treat me, all right.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: So the reason why we've pulled you over is Officer
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: good boy over there, prior to smelling your anus as
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: he is now, he's smelled drugs on your person. He's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: signaled and so now I'm just going to go through
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: your stuff. You're right, we're going to want to hack
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: it and we're just going to go through item by item,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: all right. So what's this one? Twelve inch Delli? Did
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: you buy that over there? Yes, there's a bit of
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: a joke present for the feller's back home that I
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: work with. Fourteen inch Delly had a joke as well
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: as it. And that one there is engraved with the
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: name Chris Key. Yeah, that's that's actually one for me.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: It was that moment is keys. He goes to release
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: a bit of wind, he slightly ships himself.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: Hey mate, how long is this going to take? Quickly
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: because an hour and.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Then throws up slightly in his mouth.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a bit of a situation going on here.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I had a la last night and it's just it's
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: not agreed with me.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Man Ogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his call.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Is there a toilet? I just I'll be back and
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: like you'll be right there, mate. Whatever happens now happens,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: all right. I just don't want to just stay between us.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: All right, are you and okay? Going through your bag
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: here again? All right? One, okay, I thought I put
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: those in a chicken for moest. Yeah yeah, yeah, and
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: that's confused.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: Must be other stuff with the I can't remember there
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: is just.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Then Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: gloves here. I run out of my rubber ones and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I've got my plastic. They're pretty techy. And when I
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: say techy, I mean that's sticky. And when I say sticky,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: it means this is going to be a rough couple
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: of hours for you. Boy. Do trust me. If you're
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: going to we'll just get you to bend over the mate.
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: What was in the middle of the sort of X
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: ray area with everyone.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, Okay, it's a new policy.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, what keasy losers all control of his bowels
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: and release a sully.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Does he? Ah, that's a shame. I'm just looking through
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: your suitcase here I can see but plug.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: But what's fascinating about that improv there kicking off your
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: long weekends? Though Mike Minogue plays the customs officer in
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: that scenario, I can.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Really envision him being the sharter.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Hopefully that doesn't happen to him on his trip overseas.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, just while I've got you, you could when you
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: share that ten k cash injection. We got on the
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Hidaky gig a little fun thanks to I Mates. It's
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: super liquor.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Listen out for the roar.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Of the encore, which could go off at any time
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: and give us a buzz on oh eight hundred Hodarky,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: you just have to choose the gig. I'd go to
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: the Freddy's Tour, but for all I care, it could
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: be one of those weird experimental drone bands.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Here's the cure on Hodaky.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: It's the cult on Hidarchy. It's Pugs here going back
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: to back with the best. But it's another one from
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: this exact date last year when Jason Hoyt had some
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: very very exciting career news.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: I don't normally do this, but there's something I need
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: to address.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Is this under the segment title it been bad Me?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Is that a new see what we're doing? Yeah? Pugs?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Have you already banged up that man? Have you already
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: banged that up for us? Man?
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: That sting man with you?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Maggie, I don't know that. It's sort of comes under
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: that time, okay, but it's one of those things that
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: it's getting out of hand. It's growing. I hear people
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: talking behind my back, you know, I hear the rumors,
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: I see social media, and I I've reached a point
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: where it's like, Okay, I need to address this before
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: it gets out of hand?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, can I guess what it is?
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Your hunker? Wow? So it was a guess. I mean,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: just based on what you said about people talking about
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: it as getting massively out of hand.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: I I don't even know what to say to that, PUDs,
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: But anyway, No, look, it's no big deal, and I
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: can confirm I'm gonna be on the next series of
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Celebrity Treasure Island, all right, because it's been swirling, it's
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: been swirling around and people Ady J would be awesome
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: on this. Get houidy j on Houidy J would be
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: I would pay you see hoidy j on CTI.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: That is interesting because one of the we're really the
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: only caveat that they have is that you can't tell
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: anybody about it until the show is announced after filming.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Sure, but also they know that I've got a huge
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: swallowing and so they're trying to jazz up the whole
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: pre show hype.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: So I'm getting everyone excited about a year out.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what. The only contention has been actually,
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: thus far.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: As as you saying it while the old season is
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: still playing.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: No, the only contention that the only disagreement we've had
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: contractually at the moment is they've asked me what charity
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: I want to have as my charity, and I've said
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: my wife. Ah, because then you know it's like, if
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I win ten thousand dollars for my charity de douche,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: my wife gets ten k sure J like kachin Kitchen,
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: which because and then they were sort of against that
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: and I said, well, hang on, that will make me
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: compete for reels. And when you've got j competing for
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: reels Lockout New Zealand.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Well, what I've noticed was actually a lot of the
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: competitors on there, and not just this season, other seasons
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: as well. As they all seem to have their own charity. Sure,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: they all seem to have their own charity. It'll be
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a good point. I'll be doing it for my own charity.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: And it is.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: You know, we do this, that and the other.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: But they usually do help people. They don't just go, well,
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: you know they've.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Got a charity. You haven't seen them do any work,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: have you. You're taken them at their word that they're
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: doing Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I understand one hundred percent
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: think they probably are right. At the same time, I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: also don't know, so if you just start up a
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: little charity exactly, Yeah, Well, as.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: I say, I've just made up my wife, So I
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: mean that's that's pretty easy, you know. And I just
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: fought it was important to get ahead of the game
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: because sometimes these things get blown out and as stupid
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: things start swirling about. So yes, I am going to
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: be in the next series of celebrity treasure Island, all
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: right and leave it there.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: And what do you think your strengths are going to
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: be on ct I JS? Is it going to be
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: your your physical capability sure across multiple videos. Is it
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: going to be your ability to solve puzzles with your
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: milky eyes? Or is it going to be your ability
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: to be able to build camaraderie with your fellow competitors
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: given you don't really like people.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: I think it's going to be being able to stab
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: every bastard in the back magie.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, your people's skills will shine through.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: So there we've done. All right?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: All right, sweet, he's at the hearing no.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: More about it. I don't want to hear any more
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: about it because I'm eating a barbecue chip.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: More on that story before the hour's out. That's right.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: I'm going back to back to back with the best
• 32:34
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• 32:35
  Speaker 3: And in the meantime, if you get lonely and you
• 32:37
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• 32:39
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• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Here's Midnight Oil on Hodarchy.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 32:53
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• 32:55
  Speaker 3: It's Pugs here One More Beast, but before the hour's out,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: continuing the story of Jason's exciting career development of being
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: selected for Celebrity Treasure Island, New Zealand.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: This is breaking news.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Edison Fellas re what I just discussed in the last
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: voice break Celebrity Treasure Island. The producers have just called me.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: I've been sacked, right, do they say?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because apparently you're not me to talk about when
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: they select you for the new series. So for the
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: series Fight Club, Yeah, you don't talk about you know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: the one rule of ct I is you don't talk
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: about ct I.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you got it about that because that.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Could have been your big break. No, it would have
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: been my big break, you know what I mean. And
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: that's the way it goes. Man.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: The one rule of STIs as well, Yeah, yeah, you
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: don't talk about STO Oh yeah, but you should if
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: you've should responsibly. Yeah. And also ring everybody up that
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: you've ever sort of seen in the past and their
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: heads up.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah it's Keysy No, don't use me.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: The Fellas will be back and fall on Tuesday.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: If you can't wait till the ensuage, hold a big
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: show wherever you get your potties from, and in the
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: meantime we'll best bits to come before I get out
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: of here, including Keezy leaving the Big Show and also
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: him massively pesting the part two story of him texting
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Moggi's wife after six on Hold Aki.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdaki.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: It's right, it is the Big Show.
• 34:25
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• 34:59
  Speaker 4: That sounds like office.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I'd want to work, and not only because of the
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• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Radio hodarchy is dead. I am dead alone because everybody's
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: leffed off for the long weekend. So text me on
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: three for three with your plans I've got If you
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Reburger vouch As, I can probably swing out in the
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: meantime more best bits on the way.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: But first he is Padler Mudd on Hdarchy.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchies.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Radiohead on the Hdiarchy Big Shitter, I mean show you're
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: here with pigs filling him for the Fellers back in
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: full on Tuesday. But in the meantime, squeezing in a
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: cuppy more bespits four years while I can before I
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: head off on my own long weekend. And this was
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: when Kezy took his biggest hiatus from the Hidarky Big Show.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Speaking of the three day weekend, of course, Keezy, this
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: is the last week for you, my friend, and then
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: you're off for a month long honeymoon. Eigh shows CAZy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: How are you feeling about that?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: All good?
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, of course I'm excited. It's been a long time
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: coming and been saving up for a long time. My
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: wife and I haven't been overseas and well I went
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: to Fiji for a wedding, but before that it was
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: probably five or so years to the front.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, boyd on you brother, that's good.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: It's a obviously getting to see a bit of Europe
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: for the first time. It's pretty exciting, and especially given
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: you know that you're leaving when we're still and like
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: most people you would expect Jason backed me up on this.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: You and I have been in radio a long long while.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Wow. You know generally people with time that you go
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: on those sorts of trips when we've got that four
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: week break at the end of the year when everybody's off. Yeah,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: but you're taking it off when we're sort of still
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: in the thicker things, and you know, and you're sort
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: of opening the door, I guess because Pugs will be
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: coming in. Pugs will be replacing you for a month,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: and that doesn't bother you at all. Men like you
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: have sort of opening the door for somebody else to
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: have a crack totally.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: And there's this, as they say, Moggie, there's there's fifty
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: to one hundred people as soon as you walk out
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: their door that want to walk in that door. You
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. They're banging on the door and
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: we've got a little chat going on just separate from
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: the show with Pugs for when you're away. By the way,
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: just incidentally, the ideas are pissing unbelievable.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Y're pissing out of them because there's sort of the road,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: you know, of the of radio. Sure, it's sort of
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: littered with the with the corpses of over confident former
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: former presenters, former personalities.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: You're not wrong, mate, right, yeah, so what do you
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: I mean, obviously, tell you what your first time in Europe?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: That is awesome, man. It's going to be just you
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: and your partner going for walks and eating.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: Pizzas and yeah, it's going to be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously I'm happy for Pega. He's a member
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: of the team. We've all got our jobs, you know,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: we all know we're doing sure.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah. He I've seriously never been more impressed than I
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: have working with Pugs. He just blow me away with
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: his work ethic totally. He's just he's just go, go
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: go the whole time. We all be checking our ideas
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: all the time, and I'm looking forward.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: To I mean, like, I know what you guys are saying,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: and thanks for your concern, but like you know, I've
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: my name is written down on a piece of paper
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: that says Kezy yeah who wrote part of the Big
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you sign it?
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's his Kezy Big Show presenter.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Sure, you know what I mean.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: It's not just gonna I mean.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: They'll keep you around Hodech.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: You know that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you'd be surprised how many calls
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: you get into a show between sort of midnight and four.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I previous was maybe going away for a month.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: You say the night show is going to be up
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: for grabs.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Again, that you don't not even bothered by it, because
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I would be, even in my position, which feels feelings
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: like you, I'd still be like, I don't know, mant know, I'm.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Accused you of having tiny bullos before you have big
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: bullos walking out and see yours.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: See right, because I just don't this is me though,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: this is not you. Yeah, I don't know how you
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: know you're gonna go away. It's a honeymoon with your
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: wife and given you know, how are you going to
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: stay in the moment? You know, right when you know,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: damn well, your head's on the chopping block.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well I wouldn't put it like that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: You just see you just see great insta post after
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: insta post, because I mean Pax will still be doing
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: all you know what I mean, right, all the roles. Yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: looking forward to it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: But well sus, as they say in France, Yon brother say.
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Thanks fellas looking forward to it.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Just note that if you decide to take extended leave
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: like Keysy, your coworkers will probably say the same thing
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: about you. And while I've got you, the Radiohodaki Swingers
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• 39:54
  Speaker 4: If you want to feel like how we did in Fiji,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: here's the Killers.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, It's Mike and Keysy.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Tune in on Radio Holak.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: It's the Killers on the Hicky Big Show with Pugs
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: filling in for the Fellas. And of course we've got
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: the eight k ring to give away thanks to our
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• 40:13
  Speaker 4: But we know that a's key.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: We need a little bit of encouragement to drop a
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  Speaker 3: tell us your story about not getting proposed to. And
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: on the line, I'm actually joined now by Anonymous. Anonymous,
• 40:27
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• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I want you to tell me your story because obviously
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  Speaker 3: you don't enter unless you're waiting on a proposal.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: So what's going on.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: To give our forstern news? And he is two teenage
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: for dream so we don't really have plans with more children.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: And I think the least you can do for me
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: is dropping and I've been here his favorite radio sil
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  Speaker 6: give him a nude because if the boys time to
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: do it, he'll do it right.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: So it's got to take encouragement from the boys.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Have you tried encouragement from his pals or other people
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: in his life before you came to us at Hodarchy?
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: I think they're all clean on it. But pieces the
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: man more about than a ring on a finger?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I see, I see, so okay, So he sounds like
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: a backbone, but it'd be even more of a backbone
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: if he actually just knutted up and actually dropped the knee.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: All right, Anonymous, I'll chuck you on. Hold there, I'll
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: come back to you in a moment. Thank you for that.
• 41:33
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• 41:34
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• 42:00
  Speaker 1: It's ready a Holdarchy The Hdarchy Big Show week days
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah here worth Pigs filling in for the Fowlers on
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: the Big Show, Jason, Mike and Kezy with the final
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: best bit of the day.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: We have made it.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Thanks for coming along for the ride. Here is part
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: two of Kezy pesting on Mike Minogue's wife on Instagram.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Mike can I let's take a minute if you don't
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: mind hear me?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah mate, Hey Kesey, what's up? Listen? I just been
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: chatting to old Minogio A bit of something's come up.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: I guess you could say on here or off ear
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: or a yeah it was on here, it was on air,
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: and I think I listen, mate, I think the world
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: are you already do I think you're a top? Like
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: I really think you're a top. Yeah, yeah, well that's
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: cool and I really like listen. Mike was just saying
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: on air, and it's something I think we need to
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: address that you've sincere so they started pesting his wife
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: a little bit that year. She's refused to accept you
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: as a friend or something on that on Instagram or
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: something like that. And she was saying that you've been
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: texting her every hour ever since, and she's kind of
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: freaked out. Mate, I'll be really honest with you.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: She wouldn't give me a number.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Well, she's saying that you're doing it every every half
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: hour today, and you know, I just think we've got
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: to be, you know, sending a few boundaries here. My friend,
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I know, Minogio is a bit freaked out by it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: His partner is certainly freaked out by I know, I know,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I know. And that's fine, Keezy, but maybe just lay
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: off the texts and the messaging for a little while,
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: let me have a word with her, and in the meantime,
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: just maybe back off a little bit, because she is
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: totally freaked out. She thinks God, because she knows you're
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: a bit of a pist, a bit of a you know,
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: the whole poor no thing. Tell her about that well,
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: I mean she listens to the show and she's kind
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: of freaked out. So you're just back off of it.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: Problem is, there's no problem, Keezy.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Just okay, and you'll sort it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Put it in, mate, pull it in, all right, rain
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: it in, no, pull it in right, thanks mate, and
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: you'll sort it out.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Ah, coming up. I tell you you're right, mate, you're
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: good mate.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all good. Kesy your mad bastardy, your sixth
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: son of a bitch?
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Hey you am? I yeah, man, it's all good mate. Oh,
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: it's all good.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Cool man.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Two words for old Kezy there shocking brush.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: He'll be back with the Fellas on Tuesday from four
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: at the Standy Big Show.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Time in the meantime.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: If you can't wait till, then get your fixed by
• 44:53
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• 44:57
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• 45:00
  Speaker 3: around it in the meantime. More tunes on the way
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: on Radio Hodarchy The hold.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah boy, you know what that sound signifies, start of
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: the long weekend. Baby, Hey, thanks so much for hanging
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: out on the itsy bitsy teen. You win a yellow
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Polka Dot show with me Pugs filling in for the
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Fellers on the Big Show. Of course, I'll be back
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: in full next Tuesday from four pm at the standy
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Big Show time. But in the meantime plenty to come
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: over the weekend. You got the whole podcast archive to
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: look forward to on your long weekend roadies. Just search
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Hold Act Big Show on the iHeartRadio app or wherever
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: you get your podcasts.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I don't bloody care. Just have a listen and
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: do every geeze.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: At the Insta as well, we're putting out a whole
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: bunch of great stuff on there, including all the Fiji
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: adventures if you haven't caught up on those.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: But if you're sec of beautiful, beautiful beaches and a
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: golf course, there's plenty more to come on there as well.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to head home now.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I'm dog sitting for the next three weeks, so I'm
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: going to enjoy some squeezes of the kavoodle.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a euphemism, it is not.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Plus, I'm hosting a dinner party tonight with a few
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: pals and supposed to go to a Batch and Snail's
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Beach this weekend.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Classic yarn.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: It was already booked out by the person's parents, so
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: now I can't go. So they're just having drinks at
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: their flat, which seems like the standy Kiwi solution. Give
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: yourself a beautiful weekend. I'll be back on Sunday morning,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: actually on my Standy Sunday Time with a few iconic
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: moments from the Big Show from the week It Never
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Bloody Ends and I love every moment you're listening to
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: the Big Show. Thanks for hanging out. This has been
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Pugs filling in for the Fellers that Tuesday at four.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Have a beautiful, safe, long weekend.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Byye