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We're Kinda, Sorta, Back! (Sofa Diaries #1) · Obnoxiously Pleasant

• 0:06
  SPEAKER_00: Hi everyone, I'm Henan.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm Lena.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_00: And together we're obnoxiously pleasant.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: I know we've been gone for a while, and everybody's probably wondering where we've been.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm not gonna lie and tell you guys we've been planning because we have not been planning.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: No, we've tried a couple times.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: We tried, but it it's life has been so busy.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I just don't feel like it.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Lena doesn't feel like it.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm in I'm like, you know.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: She's in a funk.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: I am in a funk.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: She's in a creative funk.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: I am not in a creative funk.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: I've just been like really busy with work and you know the kids going back to school.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: But see, that was the thing.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: We said when the kids go back to school, it's gonna be a lot easier.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's turned out to be the complete opposite.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Lies, lies, lies.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: But I think your friend had a point, though.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: I think.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, what if my friend we got evil eye guys?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: We did.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: One of my friends goes, What happened to you guys?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: You guys were doing so well.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: Somebody gave you a i somebody gave you evil eye.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think that that's actually the case.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: I think I mean you never know.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: That is not the case.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: I really think it's just a- But no, she was worried we got in a fight.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, no, we did not get in a fight.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: We did not get in a fight.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: And we're actually coming to you live from my living room.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because we're like, you know what?
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just do something.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Let's do a video.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: Because I know a lot of you guys have been asking and about where we were and what we're doing.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: And thank you so much for everybody that's been like, hey guys, when is season two coming?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: When is it?
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's gonna come.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's going to come.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: Eventually.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: It just takes so much time and effort to put stuff together.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: And it's I'm not saying I don't have the drive or the motivation.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: No, we do.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: We do have the time.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: But the problem is, like, how do I say this?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like our our days are non-stop.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like there's literally no uh time.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, in order to be creative and fun, you have to be in the right mood.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't, I can't just I can't just get up here and do a show and I'm not there.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like maybe if I was like super famous and I had like was contractually obligated to live it up.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: If we didn't have other jobs, we would be doing this.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if we were contractually obligated to like it up and actually do it, I think it would be different.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: But you're the whole point of us doing this was for us to have fun together.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: And we just have not had the time.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no lies.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: I have not seen Lena since like the second weekend of October.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: And today is what?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_00: November 23rd.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: November 23rd.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: I have not.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we still, but the our goal is still to meet up and to have fun.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: So I think that's why like we keep pushing to do this because like we really want to do it.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: I agree, you know.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: I do, I really do want to do this, but you know, we haven't given up.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: We haven't.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't either.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: This is very informal, very laid back, chill because we figured we either do something like this where we're not stressing about preparing, or we're never gonna get anything done.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: Or we're never gonna get anything done.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I think you guys will enjoy this anyway.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think so too.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the whole point, like I said, the whole point was for us to do something fast, let you guys know we're still alive.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: We still have a pulse.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: We're alive.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: We're still friends.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're still friends.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: But like, so what have you been up to besides work?
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, the last time I saw Lena, we had a friend, our friend Dana was here.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: Dana, we always talk about it.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: She was here, we had a blast.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: We have so much fun.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: And Kristen came too.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, and Kristen came, so that was a good time as well.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then we haven't done much since then.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen her since then.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: I I mean I dressed up for Halloween as like a 70s vibe.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even get me started on Halloween.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: I wore a whole crochet outfit, it was amazing.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: You actually celebrated Halloween?
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: I always celebrate Halloween.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: What did you wear?
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: A whole crocheted outfit.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: What do you what were you supposed to be in?
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Like some like a 70s.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like a few.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm not gonna be whatever, I'm not gonna wear it on your parade.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: So we're just gonna skip over this Halloween discussion.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: She does not like Halloween.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_01: I don't like Halloween.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's a strange human being who doesn't have any.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not strange.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: I just think it's like the dumbest holiday ever.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: It's just my take.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's fun for the kids.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: So, like, whatever.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: If they're having fun.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: So your kids don't sell Halloween either?
• 3:45
  unknown: No.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, sad existence.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Why is that sad?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: Because Halloween's fun.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: We have enough candy at home.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not about getting the candy, but they don't like to dress up as something.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: We did that once.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: I told them get it out of your system because we're not doing this again.
• 3:58
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna go begging for candy and random strangers' house.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not like that.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're gonna have to do that.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: No, you know, honestly, I had a whole thing.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't dress up on actual like Halloween, but we have a lot of small kids in my or just kids in general, my neighborhood, and trick-or-treaters.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_00: So I put my speaker system up outside.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_00: I played all the Halloween music and I just handed out candy and it was great.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I went to a Halloween party.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: It was like a set like a like a way you're supposed to be.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: Like a 70s chick.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like somebody that went to Woodstock in the 70s.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: I do have a picture.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_00: Do you have to send me so we can insert insert pictures?
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_00: It was actually really cute.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: It was like, yeah, like a like a like a hippie chick or something, I guess you could call it.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: It was totally last minute, but I had a full crocheted outfit that I bought.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: I needed to wear it to something.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: So it was gonna be to that.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: You need to relax on the purchases.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you should.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: Save some money.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want with?
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Where are we going?
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: Nowhere.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, aren't you going anywhere for for um Thanksgiving or I'm going up the street to my sister's house.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: Literally.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: I could walk there if I even if I didn't have a car.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_00: What else?
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: What else did we want to talk about?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like we had a lot.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_00: Brittany Spears.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that she got freed.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so glad.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so happy for her.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_01: I was worried about her.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm not gonna say I was worried about her because that would be a lie.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: I just felt sad.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: I felt sad that this is, you know.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: She's been liberated.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: In this day and age, somebody still has to live like that.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: But you know, a lot of people, there's a whole group of people that still live like that.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: And it's appropriate.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: And people think that they should live like that.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: But we're not gonna get into politics now.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: How is that politics?
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: Brittany Spears.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was talking about the Palestinians.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, like I revoked my Palestinian part.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: Done.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just re-record that part.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: This isn't me.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_00: No, we're not going to re-record that.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think it's oh, what do you mean why?
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: This is perfect.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it's just that it's embarrassing.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: To be fair though, to like to be fair to me, like I wasn't, like I lost, like I just couldn't completely stop paying attention at one point in that conversation.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_00: What else?
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: Well, seeing Helena doesn't know much about her people.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's not true.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't know much about her people.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: And the fact that they live under an occupation.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_01: Did you know that we can such an IOM?
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: We had other stuff to talk about.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like what?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like what's been happening in the world?
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: Do we care?
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_00: A lot.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, we care, but like a lot's been happening in the world.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean we care, but there's some just some things we probably should not get into.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, it's not worth it.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Because then people will the the few people that watch us will probably stop.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_01: We love you.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, we have more than six.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, be respectful.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_01: Eleven.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: I would say between 100 and 200 average.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I I see the I see the stats.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you to all of you guys.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_01: Those are very important people.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: She's just a hater.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not a hater.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_00: I just said thank you to all of you folks who are watching us.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: And it's not just 11 people.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: I mean 11 of our friends, but 11 and a half, because my sister's dog sometimes watches.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_00: So are you have you been watching Netflix?
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: I have not been watching Netflix.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: So you haven't seen Squid Game?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: I have my my husband watched it.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: Mahmoud watched Squid Game.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_00: I have not.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: I watch Squid Game.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: I it's it's like not my kind of vibe at all.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: I do know, like I don't like, um, I don't like suspense.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like blood and gore.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like um when I say suspense, like not scary suspense, I don't feel like to feel like I'm on the edge of my seat, if that makes sense.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not like that.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't like um blood anything.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like I don't like any type of guts or gore or I just don't.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like watching people get beat up.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like watching people get murdered.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_00: If I am going to watch TV or anything, I have to laugh.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: If I'm not gonna laugh, I agree with you, it's not worth my time.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like you.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_01: I like because our jobs are like so annoying and serious and depressing.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: And honestly, like I'm the kind of person who watches like a news story and eat and cry because like somebody gives somebody a free hug.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_01: Ain't nobody got time to be sad.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, it's not about sad, but I I agree with you.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, usually if I I wanna just watch something that's funny, like a comedy, nothing serious, nothing scary.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely, I don't do horror scary.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's like oh my god, hello! Anything scary, I'm with you.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: But this one, like, because so many people were talking about it.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I just want to see what it's about.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I never watched it.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you're not gonna watch Tiger King season two?
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: Did you watch the first one?
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know that I've actually been to the Big Cat Rescue?
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_00: Are you serious?
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: I had no idea.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: From all my trips down to Florida.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: I've actually, I don't know why I said Florida.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know either.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_00: Florida.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: She's getting ready.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um, even though they don't really have a southern accent in Florida.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_00: Some of them do.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_00: Some some parts of Florida.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_01: Some of them do.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like inside the panhandle.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: But um, but yeah, that was it was a really interesting place.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: That's where I bought my son a stuffed tiger and it still lives with us till this.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_01: But did you see the first season?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_00: I did not see the first season.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so they have a second season.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: I saw clips of the first season.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm done.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_01: I think people they the first season was successful because it was the beginning of the pandemic and people were stuck at home.
• 9:26
  unknown: I know.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_00: But I heard one of my actually one of my friends, we were just out last night, he told me it's full of drama.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_00: Like it's just super dramatic.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, super dramatic and like very engaging.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_00: He watched it in like two days.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not desperate enough for TV content to watch that.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 9:42
  unknown: Yeah.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not desperate enough for TV content either.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: I will watch Emily in Paris though.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: What is that?
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_00: What is Emily in Paris?
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's a show on Netflix about a girl who like goes away to live in Paris for like a year by herself.
• 9:56
  unknown: No.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, oh my god, can we just talk about how I gained 10 pounds and they won't go away?
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_01: And usually I can lose the 10 pounds that I get, because usually I gain away when I go to Ohio.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_01: To visit family because I eat amazing food and they take care of me and they're amazing.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they just eat.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, they make all my time.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: You're making my family sound like a bunch of fat asses.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_00: They're not, but they make really good food.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then my problem is not that they eat a lot.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: My problem is she never shares.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_00: The one time I can clean to her.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's not true.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_00: One time I said I had to say something to Lena's mom, and she sent me really delicious food.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: She don't listen to it.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_00: Khan Subhazan who sent me the food.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_00: Not Lena.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: Lena was just the delivery.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: The food was amazing.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's always amazing.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_01: And they take care of me and they spoil me.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't have to cook and I don't have to clean and I don't have to do anything.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_01: So of course I always gain weight when I go there.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: But then when I come back, it takes me like about three to four weeks to lose it.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: I can't lose it.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, age.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: I hate to break your teeth.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know why?
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna listen to that.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I can't lose it, and it's really upsetting me.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: Because we're 40.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: You have to oh my god! You had to fish that you have to always bring up our age.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's because we're 40.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: One 41.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_01: You could have just stuck with it.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: And she turned 41 before I did.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's just bad.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: I keep trying to embrace it, who cares?
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm embracing it.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, I don't have a problem, but like, why can't I lose the weight?
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, because we're not moving.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_00: Think about it.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: I think you know what I need to do.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think once the weather gets a little bit warmer, which is another three months, I'd probably get another 30 pounds by then.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: Three months?
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: It does not get warm in like February.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: March, April.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, honestly, it is November.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think what we need, we need a trainer.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Do you wanna do you wanna like share a trainer?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: So, so it's funny that you say that.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_00: So my sister-in-law, who's like one of my BFFs, introduced me to a woman who is a trainer.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and so she is looking to like start, you know, getting clients, okay, open a gym and stuff like that.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: And she's great because she's English.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: We should do a video.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: So she's just gonna yell at us like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, time out, time out.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_01: Did you just say she's English?
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's English.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-uh.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: No, she's awesome.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_00: She's awesome.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_01: That accent will piss me off.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, she's great.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_00: And she told me she's like, I'm, she's like, I am, I am a lot of fun, but I'm I'm not nice.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, that's perfect.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Do you really think that's perfect with me?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: It's perfect.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'll throw a rock at it.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's and it's I would.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: You know, Lena has to fit the stereotype.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_00: I don't agree with that.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I don't think Palestinian all Palestinians throw rocks, but clearly she does.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes it's needed.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_00: Uh no, but I but she does.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_00: I'm joking, I'm joking.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: But she's actually like super fit, and she's owned a gym.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: So where where would we do this?
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: We wherever we want.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: So virtual.
• 12:53
  unknown: No.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so it has to be in person.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, in person.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_01: Where does she live?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Michelle Dini.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, she lives in Maryfield.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's not that.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she lives in Maryfield, so it's not uh it's so how would we do this?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm my guess is that we would all get a gym membership somewhere and she would train us at that gym.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_00: So we should just do that.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: Or we could go to Orange Theory.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_00: One of my friends goes to Orange Theory and she like swears by it.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Swears by it.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_01: So, okay, like I have to like be committed to this though.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, let's just not like sign up for anything just yet.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we just sign up for that.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: Lita and I were just like, yeah, we do, yeah.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then like when it got serious, we're like, yeah.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I think I have commitment issues.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's my problem.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: We've we've each made one big commitment in our lives and we're gonna be able to do that.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_00: We're done.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: Two commitments.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: We got married and had kids.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like that's all one thing.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Because it's one thing to be married and one thing to have something else for with kids.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: I know that's I think we're we're done on commitment.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: My commitment quota is full.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_01: Please check back early and daddy.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, but seriously, I think the the thing you're right, the the lack of movement is a problem.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: But that's like you don't need a trainer for that.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think you can just start moving like a star.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_00: Walking go outside.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_00: It's really not that cold.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_01: It is cold.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_00: It's a high of 44 today.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's not that cold.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's cold.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: And it's nice and sunny.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's beautiful.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: I just want to lose weight sitting doing nothing.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, is that so I tell you?
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's like you're like people who are like, I really want to make more money, but I want to do nothing.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want more money.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: Alhamdulillah, I'm good.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: Not that I'm picture anything, I'm just saying I'm content.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm saying it's the same thing.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: If order for something to work for you, you have to do the work.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: Says me, who needs to lose like 30 pounds.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: We look amazing.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: We do.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: We do.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_01: After 21.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_01: This is why we will never lose the weight.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_00: Never.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: Love yourself.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: You know, this is probably gonna be longer than one of the actual.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: It's okay, yes.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking the other day, like, I really need to embrace.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_01: You know how they tell you embrace your body.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_00: You don't even believe it when you're talking about it.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: How is she gonna embrace my body when she's not even taking it seriously?
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_00: How's it not?
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, you know, maybe I was like, maybe I really should start believing it.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: See, I knew it should no.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I don't have to show that.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: You have to go all the way to the bathroom.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: Just keep talking.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: I just think it's so like I need to embrace my body.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I I have a I have a hold on by the way.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you have like an allergy to the eyeliner.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think maybe I need I I need a new eyeliner, yeah.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so my point was, now that I've now that I've composed myself a little bit, so I was thinking, I'm like, you know what, it doesn't look like I'm gonna lose this weight.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: So I might as well just get all the happy with it, yeah.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: And really start embracing the idea of embracing my body.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: And just like not give a shit.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: I agree.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_01: But that didn't really work out really well for me.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like it took five minutes and I'm like, no, I really because I tried this shirt on and I was so depressed because it was always big on me.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: And now it's like it fits well now.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, no.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_01: But that's actually no.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not like that.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's very important to dress the body that you have.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm not trying to be a size like No, no, no, no.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: But also just be confident in like the way that you look.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_01: I just want my clothes to fit me right.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Because I feel like this Buy new clothes.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, those are nice shirts.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this whole thing about this bullshit that she was just being about embracing your body.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's the am I gonna do that.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean I'm okay.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm not trying to be like a skinny toothpick person or whatever.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm not about that.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like, at the end of the day, I'm okay, but like I just want to lose those 10 pounds.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: It really is true.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: What else?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: You want to talk about anything else?
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just Oh, we should tell them what we plan on doing or not doing.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, should they expect something like this again?
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, like this?
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think you should expect a lot more of this type of situation.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: In the meantime, while we planned back to sit down and be at the desk and be at the bikes and be behind the lights and or should say that was stupid, I'm sorry, in front of the lights.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_00: And I only say that because I'm always in front and behind the lights.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, expect a lot more of this until we can actually go back to like our proper filming setup, and we're actually working on that also.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what are new lights gonna look like?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_00: What is a new setup gonna look like?
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_00: I I got the new lights, yeah.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_00: What are the new lights gonna look like?
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: What are we gonna actually gonna do with them?
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_01: So it's um it's but the problem is here we go.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_01: With the last time we did this, yeah, I was traveling.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: So now Hanan's traveling.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's got two trips coming up, and then I'm traveling.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_00: So like December is shot.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, but I think we can still do a couple more before I go.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like this, where we're not stressing.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but then because when I come back, we still have like I think like 10 days before you leave.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we can do we can do a couple more.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_01: This is like we're gonna do couch episodes because it's just easier.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna call them we're gonna call them couch chats with Ken and Lena.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_00: We should come up with a better name.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, we're chatting and it's on the couch.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, the sofa diaries.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's what we're gonna do.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: Sofa diaries.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's what we're gonna do.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, sofa diaries.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_00: Sofa diaries.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_00: This is obnoxiously pleasant, the sofa diaries.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_01: Um are we gonna commit to that?
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Lena is gonna make a logo for us.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_01: No, we're not- I'm not making any logos like no, we're not.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, maybe I'll just say in parentheses, sofa diaries or something.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, like like like um, like um, what is it?
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like a uh like a logo that goes next.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a logo, but like you know the thing that's the beginning of the video.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she does an introduction about.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think we should.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: We just keep it noxiously pleasant.
• 18:36
  unknown: She's gonna make one.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've been paying for that service all this time, but I haven't used it.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Might as well go in there and make something.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: I really feel like we are we're we're doing the best that we can.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_00: We do definitely want to come back.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: We want to come back with a better season.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm having fun.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: This is fun.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: I get to see you.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: I haven't seen you in a month and a half.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_00: I know it's been a while.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's and that's the thing, it's been crazy.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: So we're just like letting you in on our conversation, like we said from day one.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: The point of this is for us to have fun and have you join our conversation.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_00: I know, have us, but the best thing is like always planning for when we're gonna actually do, like, when we're gonna actually get together.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: So Lena's like, oh god, you're gonna have to do my makeup.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna have to contour my makeup.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_00: She goes, Yeah, you have to contour my face.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_00: And so today I'm contouring your face, and I'm like, Lena, okay, I'm gonna need you to smile so I can like really get my lines in.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're gonna go.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_00: I said Lena smile.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_00: This was Lena's face.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what is that exactly?
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: Because I just know smile is and then we were we were doing we were doing different roles to see how we set up the framing of the shot, and like she's like, You look so angry.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, no, I don't.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_00: And then like I see, I'm like, oh my god, you should really insert it like a still clip of frame.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know how I feel about it.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: She's just literally like this.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: We want to just keep the editing simple.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: That is very true.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: In and out.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: That is very true.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then she gave me, speaking of makeup, you gave me the she's gonna give me a brush set.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm gonna know what to do with it.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, oh, oh, but no.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: I go, she goes, you know.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: I just think if you really think I need some new brushes, I'm like, oh my god, I have a whole set, I'll just give it to you.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: It's like it's brand new in the box.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's just sitting there collecting.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, well, I guess I'll take it.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: Shut up, and they didn't sound like that.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: You make it like, oh, it's ungrateful, but the problem is not that.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: The problem is I don't know what to do with them.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm horrible at this stuff.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's okay.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: You're that's what YouTube's for.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_01: I have to do some research now, too.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: I know, but actually, it's actually fun by the way.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_00: Because there's a lot of like uh people out there dedicated to like doing a five-minute makeup look or like a 10-minute makeup look.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: And I don't believe that you have to wear makeup to look nice, but like I'm sorry, when they're gonna make board you next time and just copy what you did.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, when we're filming, like, there's no way that I can film without any makeup on.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: I I look just I mean, it would just be.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_00: I look like Beetlejuice!
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, I could I I could care less.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_00: Especially with this hair.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: But the problem is you guys would hate me.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: You do not want to see us without.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: I know, seriously.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you, like, I look like Beetlejuice, especially with my hair like that.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I look like beetle juice.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, without any makeup on my dark circles, come through.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_00: And then I had a laser facial yesterday, so like my skin was really uneven and I still have spots and stuff, so yeah, I know.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_01: This video is gonna be so hard to transfer.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, this was a lot of fun.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: When I come back, I'm gonna do one more of these before the end of the year, right?
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just one more?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe two.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe two.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe two.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, let's not promise.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but we'll check in.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_01: This is us checking in on you guys.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_00: For sure.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: For sure.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: Bye.