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Hour 3 - On The Edge of a Debacle · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. And a boom shakalaka. It's our number three.
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  Speaker 1: Our three ready to go. And the Cowboys avoid disaster
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  Speaker 1: in Indianapolis. As they pull out the late win, does
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  Speaker 1: this win count as a feel-good victory for Dakota Prescott's Cowboys? Also,
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  Speaker 1: is Dak Prescott's vote of confidence on the Cowboys roster
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  Speaker 1: a big deal, a little deal, or no deal? He
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  Speaker 1: was asked about the trade deadline, which is tomorrow, and
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott indicated the Cowboys have plenty of talent on
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  Speaker 1: their current roster. Interesting. It's almost like they should have
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  Speaker 1: a good record. They don't. Also, did regular season Joe
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  Speaker 1: Milton provide a spark for the Eagles offense? We will
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  Speaker 1: discuss that as well and a whole lot more right now.
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  Speaker 1: Settle in. It's our number three. On the edge of
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  Speaker 1: a debacle. However, it was avoided. Welcome in the beginning
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  Speaker 1: our lead story this hour from Indianapolis. Avoiding a debacle.
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  Speaker 1: Coming very close. Do you see any of this cowboy game?
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  Speaker 1: Dallas 4-5 on the year now. They avoid another fourth
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  Speaker 1: quarter meltdown as Javante Williams scored on a one-yard touchdown
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  Speaker 1: with 108 remaining. The Cowboys They get the win there,
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  Speaker 1: and they avoid the debacle at the end. The Colts
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  Speaker 1: have now lost five consecutive games. Indianapolis drops to 2-6
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  Speaker 1: on the year. Now, the Colts did intentionally allow... The
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  Speaker 1: touchdown at the end, Javante Williams. They allowed Williams to
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  Speaker 1: score the winning touchdown rather than let Dallas drain the clock.
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  Speaker 1: They lost anyway. Dak Prescott, 335 yards passing, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of touchdowns for Dallas. He had a 46-yard pass play
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  Speaker 1: that sparked the winning drive for the Cowboys. CeeDee Lamb
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  Speaker 1: had some big statistics as well. And that is a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping-off point. Let us discuss the question. Does that
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  Speaker 1: win a victory over the horseshoes? Does this win count
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  Speaker 1: as a feel-good win for Dak Prescott and the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: as they get back on track? So I've got Tesla,
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  Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald, and Pet Rock. And we will combine all
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  Speaker 1: of these things together, and we are going to go
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  Speaker 1: on a lucky streak is what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 1: That's the plan. That's the plan. We are not up
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  Speaker 1: for reelection, but if we were, we would want to
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  Speaker 1: go on a lucky streak. So to kick off here,
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  Speaker 1: the premise of the question, does that count as a
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  Speaker 1: feel-good win for Dak Prescott and the Cowboys? So I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving this some side eye. You can chime in when
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  Speaker 1: we open up the phones for this hour. But this
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  Speaker 1: was not any kind of a feel-good win for the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: This was a feel-like-you-need-a-colonoscopy win is what that was for
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys. Now, Dallas piled up all kinds of stats. Now,
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  Speaker 1: some of you Cowboy people love your stats, your stat humpers.
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  Speaker 1: And this was a good stat game. The Cowboys had
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  Speaker 1: 508 yards of offense against the undermanned Colts defense. And yet,
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  Speaker 1: even with 500-plus yards of offense, the Dallas football team
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  Speaker 1: needed a late touchdown. to escape self-inflicted damage. Yet again,
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys continue to be a poorly coached football team, undisciplined.
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  Speaker 1: They had 14 penalties for 153 yards. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
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  Speaker 1: Multiple fumbles. And C.D. Lamb somehow, somehow had both a
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  Speaker 1: spectacular and sloppy afternoon at the same time. He had both.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys are the NFL's version of of a self-driving
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  Speaker 1: Tesla that keeps crashing into the garage, its own garage. Like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's a bad job. So Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones has put together the most talented collection of undisciplined
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  Speaker 1: football players money can buy. And we say it every week,
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  Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer's shotty should be embarrassed. He's not embarrassed, though.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the commentary postgame, he's not embarrassed at all.
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  Speaker 1: His team, it's like football. They're playing football, and nobody's
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  Speaker 1: supervising recess the way the Cowboys play. And the mantra's
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  Speaker 1: the same. You're either coaching it or you're allowing it
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  Speaker 1: to happen, and it's not just a one-off situation. We
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  Speaker 1: are now late in the game, and this is who
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  Speaker 1: the 2026 Dallas Cowboys are. This is who they are.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. They're a sloppy team, and you play the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 1: you just wait for them to implode. The Colts had
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  Speaker 1: no business being in within striking distance, but yet they
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  Speaker 1: were right there and undermanned, and they've been getting their
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  Speaker 1: ass kicked the last couple of games, and they went
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  Speaker 1: out there and they competed. And the Cowboys are a
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  Speaker 1: team that is often bedraggled and befuddled and bewildered and
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  Speaker 1: occasionally brilliant. That's the Cowboys, under.
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  Speaker 2: 500.
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  Speaker 1: And the shelf life, though, for this style of football,
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  Speaker 1: that's about the same as picking up a carton of
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  Speaker 1: gas station potato salad in August. You're not going to
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  Speaker 1: really get a lot out of that, if you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Now, furthermore, to the big picture. So
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys, Dak Prescott insisting that the Cowboys, despite a
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  Speaker 1: losing record, have enough talent to reach the playoffs without
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  Speaker 1: another trade, praising Jerry Jones in the front office. He said,
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  Speaker 1: it's on us now, period. The declaration from Dakota Prescott.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, every comment that Jerry's made, no immediate deal.
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  Speaker 1: And Brian Schottenheimer defending the roster. Of course he is
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  Speaker 1: defending the roster. Dallas has not won consecutive games all year. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're being mean, Maller. You're being a hater. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: pointing that out. So they're undisciplined. They haven't won back-to-back
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  Speaker 1: games yet this year. They have some terrible losses on
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  Speaker 1: their resume. And, oh, by the way, five of the
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  Speaker 1: final eight games for the Cowboys come against teams like
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  Speaker 1: the 49ers, the Seahawks, the Rams. Who else? They have Jacksonville,
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  Speaker 1: which is a pretty good record, and the Giants. So
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  Speaker 1: the brutal road, the booby-trapped road, is ahead of them.
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  Speaker 1: The booby trap road is at him. Now the question,
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  Speaker 1: is Dak Prescott's vote of confidence for the 2026 Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: roster a big deal, a little deal, or no deal?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so I looked at the available information. I
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  Speaker 1: deliberated the available information. And we have come to the
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  Speaker 1: conclusion this is no deal. Dak Prescott's vote of confidence
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  Speaker 1: for the Cowboys roster is no deal.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: It's about as meaningful as if you were to do
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  Speaker 1: a one-on-one interview with Ronald McDonald and say, Hey, Ronald,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think about the Big Mac? Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of a fan of the Big Mac. I like
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  Speaker 1: the Big Mac. I like that little piece of bread
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  Speaker 1: in the middle. I like the slices of cheese on top.
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  Speaker 1: I like the Big Mac. But you're Ronald McDonald. Of
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  Speaker 1: course you like the Big Mac. And in Dallas, Dak
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  Speaker 1: Prescott's the Ronald McDonald of the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: He is.
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  Speaker 1: What else is he going to say? Could you imagine
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  Speaker 1: if he came and said, oh, yeah, we're not good enough.
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  Speaker 1: We suck. And if we don't suck, we blow. There
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  Speaker 1: she blows. Of course. So Dak's got that extra large
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  Speaker 1: set of knee pads. He's got those on. the industrial
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  Speaker 1: strength mouthwash, he's got that as well, and a lifetime
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  Speaker 1: membership in the Jerry Jones Appreciation Society of America. And
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  Speaker 1: Jerry has made Dak Prescott a very wealthy man to
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  Speaker 1: not win big games, to not play well in big games.
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  Speaker 1: There has never been anyone in NFL history that has
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  Speaker 1: made more money for being a bigger suck-up and a
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  Speaker 1: loser in big games than Dak Prescott. The amount of
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  Speaker 1: money Dak has made and the lack of performance in
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  Speaker 1: big moments is staggering. So if somebody like Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: was your sugar daddy, you would say nothing but nice
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  Speaker 1: things about them either. And again, what else are you
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  Speaker 1: supposed to do? What else are you supposed to do?
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Dak Prescott now qualified after this latest rant
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  Speaker 1: about how great the roster is and all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He's now qualified to work at the Goodfellows shoeshine spot
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  Speaker 1: at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport there. He can continue polishing
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones' shoes. In fact, he's so good at that,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't even need shoe polish. He can use his tongue,
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott, and just spit shine Jerry Jones' shoes and
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  Speaker 1: all that. So it's the Dallas version of an employee
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  Speaker 1: satisfaction survey. Everybody loves the billionaire who signs the checks.
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  Speaker 1: And Dallas continues to run a country club. They've got
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  Speaker 1: all the creature comforts, all the bells and whistles and
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  Speaker 1: all that. They are treated like royalty, the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: And they play like royalties, a group of royals trying
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  Speaker 1: to go out there and do some hard labor. It's
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  Speaker 1: not good. So that country club mentality on display and it,
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  Speaker 1: would appear that shoddy the coach wants to be liked
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  Speaker 1: rather than have the players play football the right way
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  Speaker 1: and he is like the players like him he's not
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  Speaker 1: a good coach but the players like him and he's
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  Speaker 1: got what an opportunity here coach these guys up have
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  Speaker 1: them stop making the same ridiculous penalties they've been making
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  Speaker 1: all year but that god forbid you do that can't
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  Speaker 1: do that so it's the satisfied employee. They're very happy.
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  Speaker 1: They're very, very happy there. And what they do need,
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry Jones will never do this, but they need
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  Speaker 1: to go out and get a marine drill instructor right
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  Speaker 1: at the front gate. Jerry Jones ought to get that
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  Speaker 1: Ouija board going and bring in R. Lee Ermey, our
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  Speaker 1: buddy Wayne from Missouri, who was in boot camp with R.
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  Speaker 1: Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket, and just bring him in.
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  Speaker 1: Have him start screaming at these Cowboy players and start
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  Speaker 1: barking and all that stuff. And maybe then the guys
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  Speaker 1: will learn what the neutral zone is. What is the
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  Speaker 1: neutral zone? I don't know what the neutral zone is.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? All right. Last thing. To New Jersey
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  Speaker 1: we go, where the Giants snapped a 13-game road losing streak.
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  Speaker 1: They beat Philadelphia, winning there for the first time since
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  Speaker 1: October of 2013. Of course, both teams lost. are right there.
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  Speaker 1: So a 13-game losing streak snapped. Giants beat the Philadelphia
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  Speaker 1: football team. Jameis Winston came into this game replacing J.J. McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: Famous Jameis completed six of eight passes for 71 yards,
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  Speaker 1: including the go-ahead touchdown to former Raven Isaiah Likely. And
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  Speaker 1: so that was the big play. The Giants led defensively
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  Speaker 1: by Arvel Reese, who came out, had a monster game.
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  Speaker 1: He had three sacks, 12 tackles, forced a fumble, did
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of everything, and a lot of some
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  Speaker 1: things for the Giants. New York 5-2-1 in the division now.
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  Speaker 1: Their only setback. Their only setback. They're the only team
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  Speaker 1: with one loss in the division. The only team that
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  Speaker 1: has a winning record in the division.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do. If the man could speak,
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  Speaker 1: that would help. So Philadelphia, 2-7 on the year, which
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  Speaker 1: I don't think is good.
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  Speaker 2: 2-7.
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  Speaker 1: But let's get down to it. So Joe Milton, they
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  Speaker 1: changed quarterbacks to birds. Joe Milton, who went viral at
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  Speaker 1: one point because he did a A celebratory backflip. The
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  Speaker 1: Eagles converting a two-point conversion. Philadelphia ended up with rather
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  Speaker 1: blah results. So the question, did regular season Joe Milton
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  Speaker 1: provide any kind of a meaningful spark for the E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles?
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  Speaker 1: So the answer is, hell no. You've got to be joking.
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  Speaker 1: There was no spark. The Eagles look like they had been,
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  Speaker 1: at one point, they were a lightning bolt. The last
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  Speaker 1: couple of years, they've been a lightning bolt. And they
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  Speaker 1: continue this season to be like a wet extension cord.
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  Speaker 1: You don't really want to touch it. It's a wet
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  Speaker 1: extension cord. And Joe Milton looked like a contestant on
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  Speaker 1: the Great British Baking Show. Like a contestant that had never,
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  Speaker 1: ever operated a stove before. which is one of the
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  Speaker 1: reasons that he had been bounced around the NFL. He
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  Speaker 1: was with the Patriots originally. Joe Milton looked great in
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  Speaker 1: exhibition games. Didn't work out. They sent him to the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys released him, brought him back on the practice squad.
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  Speaker 1: Now he goes off to Philadelphia. Joe Milton, who is
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  Speaker 1: the greatest quarterback in the history of August in the
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  Speaker 1: last generation. Joe Milton, August highlights are next level. The
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  Speaker 1: preseason razzle-dazzle that this guy has is outstanding. It belongs
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  Speaker 1: in the Smithsonian right next to the Pet Rock. You've
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  Speaker 1: got it side-by-side. Unfortunately, this is the month of November,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the regular season, and the actual quarterbacking ability
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  Speaker 1: didn't really see much of anything here for the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Joe Milton, who has all the physical tools... Way to go, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: You got all the physical tools. Guess who else has
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  Speaker 1: physical tools? Home Depot. They've got a lot of tools,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of tools at Home Depot. Neither one is
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  Speaker 1: a starting quarterback in the NFL for a good team anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Home Depot, not a starting quarterback for anyone
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  Speaker 1: other than the Falcons because the owner made his money
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  Speaker 1: from Home Depot. My God. Now, he did have the backflip,
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  Speaker 1: so there was that highlight that went viral. He's got
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  Speaker 1: the bazooka arm, congratulations, attached to his shoulder. And apparently
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  Speaker 1: a magic eight ball for Joe Milton to navigate opposing defenses.
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  Speaker 1: So he's got a bright future. If he can continue
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  Speaker 1: to do backflips, there is a future for him as
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  Speaker 1: a Power Ranger. So if the NFL thing doesn't work out,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Milton, the next time they remake the Power Rangers,
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  Speaker 1: Joe Milton can be one of the Power Rangers. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles need a quarterback, not the Red Ranger or
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  Speaker 1: the Green Ranger. They need a quarterback, and he's not
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  Speaker 1: that guy. Would appear. That's one game, say he can
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  Speaker 1: get better.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles have the type of mindset, it would appear,
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  Speaker 1: where they can go 2-15 this year. The way they're going,
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  Speaker 1: are they going to win another game? The way the
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  Speaker 1: Eagles have played the last month, are they realistically going
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  Speaker 1: to win another game? Probably not. Probably something dramatic is
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  Speaker 1: going to have to change for them to get back
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  Speaker 1: will be used against you in the court of sports radio.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: So please be aware. All right, time now for the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Mallor riddle of the day. And here it is. Broncos
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: coach Sean Payton snapping at a reporter postgame following Denver's
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: win for what he thought was a blank. What he
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: thought was a blank. All right. King Roy says a
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: dill pickle gummy worm.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting. It's disgusting. He gives you the recipe for dill
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: pickle gummy worms. What else do we have? A pineapple
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: pizza from Eek in Roseville, Minnesota. JT the Wingman says
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a reporter taking a selfie. A huckleberry. From Alf the Alien.
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  Speaker 1: I look old in that. I don't know, Alf. It
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: seems very old as if that's me. I don't know.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? Exposed genitals from Mark the Walker.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: We'd like to alert all the affiliates down the line.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Mark the Walker is back on the overnight. He had
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: left us for the dreaded day shift, but Mark the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Walker is back. As he does his thing there. What
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Joe Camel from Sean in Portland.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: A marriage proposal from Eileen in San Francisco. Page down.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I can't read that. A burp from Donkey Sausage. That
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  Speaker 1: was his answer. Arturo checks in. Says the reason Sean
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Payton snapped was because the reporter... Did not believe it
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  Speaker 1: was butter.
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  Speaker 2: Butter.
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  Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain Oysters from Kyle. Yeah, I ate those Rocky
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Mountain Oysters. Those were disgusting many years ago now. What
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Trucker Joe got a fall guy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Says what he thought was two shoes about to be
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: thrown at him. Nope. Is the answer. What else do
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  Speaker 1: we have? Page down. Mike the Leprechaun says he snapped
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: when the reporter asked, why do you rely on artificial
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: intelligence so much? A whirlpool refrigerator from Kev Atomic in Alaska.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: All right. What else? Page down. That's enough. Do we...
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Do we have the audio, Cooper? I think we should
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: play the audio on this. I think we should play
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: the audio. This is Broncos coach Sean Payton snapping at
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a reporter postgame for what he thought was a blank.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the audio table. Let's see here. Here's
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Sean Payton. Can we not smoke in here, please?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're not smoking.
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  Speaker 1: You got a pencil. I'm sorry. I thought you were smoking.
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  Speaker 2: But I was just, I had a flashback thinking, who's
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: smoking a cigarette?
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'll start again, though. Yeah, all right, all right.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: He thought the writer was smoking a cigarette. How do
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you confuse a pencil and a cigarette? Aren't pencils mostly
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: yellow and a cigarette's white? And most pencils are, I
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: get short because you use them and you sharpen them
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and all that, but there you go. Now, when I started,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: this is old guy radio story. When I started in
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the media, there were still people smoking. Like there were
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: people regularly smoking, you know, cigarettes, cigars, whatever. That's pretty
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: much taboo everywhere. That's not. It's ixnay on the smokey.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Not allowed. Not allowed. Kev Atomic writes in, says another
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: problem the Chargers have that no one seems to be
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: talking about is management needs to let Mike McDaniel hit
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the vape in the coach's room so that he can
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: concentrate properly. Well, that is a shame. We're going to
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: have to work on that. Moving Man Matt is awake
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: and alive and well and his dog Louie. He says,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: A-plus on the Malibu monologue for 19 years I've listened.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Waiting for a monologue with my New York football giants
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: mentioned and you not taking a verbal dump on them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Bonus points for trashing Dak, Jerry, and the filth Adelphia team.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: football team so i'm glad that we finally after all
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: these years moving man that we've we've reached a point
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  Speaker 1: of celebration so hallelujah hallelujah the giants put up a
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: robust 243 yards of offense in that game against the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: eagles which i don't think is all that good they
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: were not great on third down although they were better
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: than the team from the Delaware Valley. And J.J. McCarthy
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  Speaker 1: got hurt. He got knocked out of the game. That's
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  Speaker 1: why Winston came in for a stretch. The Giants win.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: They're 5-2-1. How many more wins for the New York
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: football Giants? They got five right now. How many more wins?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: They got the Commanders in a divisional game coming up.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: That should be another win. That's a home game. for
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the Giants, so that should get them to six wins.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: They still have games down the line. It does get
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: tougher because they've got to play the 49ers and the
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Seahawks and whatnot, Jacksonville. They also play the Colts, so
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you've got some of that going on. So the Colts suck.
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  Speaker 1: Commanders suck. That should get you to seven wins. Cowboys suck.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: That's a rivalry game, and they play the Eagles again.
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  Speaker 1: So they should get at least nine wins, and if
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: they can upset– actually, they play the Browns too, so
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: that'll get them to ten. If they can upset the Lions, 49ers, Jags,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: or Seahawks, they got a shot to get to 10
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: or 11 wins. Put that in your pipe and smoke.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Put that in your pipe and smoke. So we have
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: great bloopers and practical jokes from the NFL. Mentioned the
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys are an undisciplined hot mess. And, yeah, they won,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: but they continue to find new and amazing ways to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: embarrass themselves on a weekly basis. Now, this week, the Cowboys,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: even though they did win over Indianapolis, they get a
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: 27-23 victory. The linebacker, DeMarvian Overshone, who's not even part
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: of the roster. He's not on the active roster.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Never heard of him.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. But this guy became a talking point in the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Cowboy game. What did he do? What did this guy do?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: So this guy was so excited. How excited was he?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: He was so fired up that he delivered one of
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: the most ridiculous penalties of the NFL season. The Cowboys linebacker,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: DeMarvian Overshone, inactive with a hamstring problem. He also has
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: a back problem. And there was a moment where Quinnen
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Williams forced a Jonathan Taylor fumble. Bug on the rug.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And the ball was down. It was recovered by the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Dallas football team. And the Cowboys defenders, they sprinted. They ran.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Galloping down to the end zone to celebrate. Say, look
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: how great I am. Let me smell myself on TV.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so good. They were so happy. Well, this guy...
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: He was so excited, he ran down. He ran onto
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the field to celebrate with the Cowboys. The problem was
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: he wasn't wearing a uniform because he wasn't actually on
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the active roster. He was wearing blue sweats. And he
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: had a stocking cap on instead of a uniform. So
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Clay Martin, the referee, announced an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. And
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he described the offending player's wardrobe for the entire stadium.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He announced the... Because he couldn't give a number out.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: The guy didn't have a number. He wasn't on the
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: active roster. That's outstanding. So there you go. Mentioned the Cowboys.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: 14 penalties for 153 yards in that game. And over
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Shone's hamstring, even though he wasn't able to play, he
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: was healthy enough to spontaneously sprint back Down to the Cowboys.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And there you go. So the Cowboys are so bad.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: How bad are they? They're so bad that guys that
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: aren't even able to play in the game are able
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  Speaker 1: to screw up during the game. Blue sweats and a
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  Speaker 1: stocking cap. 15-yard penalty. against the cowboys there you go
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  Speaker 1: that is simply outstanding simply outstanding andy my buddy radio
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: guy in the bluegrass says you think maybe these coaches
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: who famously chew the hell out of gum like sean
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  Speaker 1: payton while they coach are smokers but the nfl surely
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: has rule about coaches that they can't be seen smoking.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: It would explain why he snapped about a cig if
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: he was actually craving one. It's a fair point. Eh,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be shocked. Sean Payton smoking behind closed doors?
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  Speaker 3: Eh.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: There's really nowhere to smoke, too. Baseball managers would go
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: up the tunnel and smoke some cigs, but Koopaloop has
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a take. Koopaloop, your coach, smoker or non-smoker?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Well, we did, I believe, during the pandemic draft, see
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Sean Payton ripping a bong on the stream.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. You're right. You're right on that. That's true. Yeah, well,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: that's different, though. Yeah, it is different. Cigarettes is a
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: much different deal. I like that take by Andy. that
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Sean Payton triggered because he wanted to smoke his own SIG,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: and then he couldn't smoke, and so he got upset
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: because he thought somebody was smoking in there. But every
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: stadium I've been to, I haven't been to every stadium
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: in the NFL, but everyone I've been to, they all
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: have non-smoking rules and designated smoking areas and all that stuff.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: It always amazes me, too, because when I go to Vegas,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: everyone's smoking. But I don't go anywhere else where people smoke.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: So where do all these people live? Like, what do
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: they do? But you go to Vegas, everyone's smoking in
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the casinos. It's like an ashtray. Every casino in Vegas.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And yet, when I'm out and about, I don't see
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: very many people smoking anymore. When I was a kid,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm old. When I was a kid, people used to
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: smoke all the time. I don't see it. Where do
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: they all go? What do they all do? Who knows?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: No idea. All right, here's the Ben Maler show we have.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: We do have the instant advice line coming up. For
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: some reason, the leprechaun has called, and he normally calls
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: up the last hour. He's been on hold for a while. Hello,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. Welcome, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Are you a Notre Dame fan, Ben, finally?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Are you a convert?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: A Catholic? I know you're not a Catholic. Are you
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: a convert?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: No, I'm neutral. I mean, Notre Dame's good for business
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: because they get a lot of attention and they don't
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: win very often, so it's kind of fun for what
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: we do in these parts. People get all worked up
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: into a lather. Am I a Notre Dame fan? No,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not a Notre Dame fan.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. Anyways, great job on the music, Mark. Great songs.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, Mark. The 30 seconds of bumper music is going
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: very well, so it's very important.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: In one of the series in the past game yesterday,
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: there was eight penalties in a row, every single play.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Are you going to apologize for the New England Patriots pick?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: You pick the Patriots every week. They got absolutely pantsed
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: by the Green Bay Packers. I believe you should apologize
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: to the American people and our friends in Canada and Mexico.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I apologize, they were smoked.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that game was over early.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Drake May was intimidated by Gronk and Tom Brady all weekend.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: You could see any time he met them, he was like.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I think he was intimidated by the Packers logo, that
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: G logo on the side of the Packer helmet. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: think that's what he was intimidated by.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: They were making fun of the Patriots' pajama costume yesterday.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: They were making fun of everything.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you make fun of it. Why not? It's embarrassing.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, a quick, my kids told me this joke yesterday.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Are we still doing dad jokes? Are we really still
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: doing it? Oh, my God. All right, hurry up. Chop, chop.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: My podcast is coming out today, by the way, and
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: the chicken is back.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank God.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: How do you know when a leprechaun is getting very old?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: How do you know when a leprechaun is getting old?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know how.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: They can only remember the rainbow when it was black
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: and white.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. You won't be able to talk to Marcel. Are
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: you bummed out by that? You called early. All right.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Fine.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Whatever. You want to go on hold? That's fine.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Marcel, I don't know how he would handle not saying
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: idiot con and ripping. It's a part of his shtick.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if he's awake yet, Marcel. He
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: might be awake. To check. I'm not sure. Anyway, it
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: is the Ben Maler Show. And straight out, you guys
• 34:04
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• 34:07
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• 34:09
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• 34:12
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• 34:19
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• 34:24
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• 34:25
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• 34:28
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• 34:32
  Speaker 1: of at Ben Maller on X. I was thinking possibly
• 34:36
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• 34:39
  Speaker 1: always do the Dallas Cowboys. There's plenty of options. Plenty
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: of options. who need advice in the football world. So
• 34:46
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• 34:49
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• 34:52
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, you sports figure guy or girl.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Who the hell are you talking to, son? Here's some
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: instant advice. Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: me for ten whole seconds.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: And if you don't like it, screw you.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: All right, away we go. It's the instant advice line.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: And I think Sean Payton needs some advice here. He
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: got upset with a reporter. We talked about this earlier here.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Sean Payton upset with a reporter. who he thought was
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette during a news conference. It turned out
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: it was not a cigarette. It was a pencil. So
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: any advice to Sean Payton? And let me point out here,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: our guy Andy, the bluegrass radio man who I met
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: at the great event we did there in Kentucky slash
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Cincinnati earlier this year, He thought maybe Sean Payton's got
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: some kind of smoking thing. He's upset. So any advice
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to Sean Payton? 877-99 on Fox. Sean Payton snapping at
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: a reporter he thought was smoking a cigarette. Turned out
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: it was a pencil. Pencil. Line 1, you're on the air,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Line 1. Instant advice line, unscreened radio. The safety net
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: is off. You're live on the air. It's a good
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: way for us to fatten up our call totals. Hello,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Line 2. You're on the air, Line 2. Yeah, morning time. Oh,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Rick in Maryland with you.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: That's right. Morning time.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Look, I ain't got nothing, but if you can't beat them,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the eggs must be too hard. There you go. That's
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the problem. Line two, you're on the airline to advice
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: to Sean Payton. He snapped at a reporter he thought
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: was smoking a cigarette, was just a pencil. Hello, line
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: number two. Line two is not there. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: line three at 877-99 on Fox. A lot of calls. Hello,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: line three.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Now that Bill Belichick's no longer in the league, does
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: he think he needs to be the D-bag coach?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: There's a fair amount of D-bags. That guy in Philadelphia's
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a bit of a D-bag. Hello, Line 3. You're on
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the air, Line 3.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: I say hey.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, call. You're on the air. It's the instant advice
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  Speaker 1: line for Sean Payton at 877-99 on Fox. Hello. Line
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  Speaker 1: number four.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: We'll go over to line two. Line two is ringing.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: We're giving advice to Broncos coach Sean Payton, who asked
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: a reporter to stop smoking a cigarette. Unfortunately, the reporter
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: was apparently smoking a pencil.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Line two. All right, I couldn't understand that, but I
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: don't know what he said, but it's probably all right. Yes,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Line 3, you're on the air, Line 3.
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  Speaker 2: Hello. Exactly. What kind of cigarette is that?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, man. Line 4, you're on the air, Line 4. Hello. Okay,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: thank you for that. Was that the original? Was that
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: an impersonator? That was the original? I think it was
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the original. All right, original fudgy. Go ahead, line five.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: You're on the air, line five.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Line five, going once, going twice. We're going to line six.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Line six, hello.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: The autumn wind is a crop-dusted midget.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. Line one, you're on
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: the air. It's the Insta advice line on screen radio.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Broncos coach Sean Payton snapping at a reporter he thought
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: was smoking a cigarette, but it was just a pencil.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: So advice to Sean Payton. Hello, line two.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Don't knock it until you try it.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Yes, line three. You're on the air,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: line three. Hello.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Best radio show ever.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: That's right. There you go. Line four. Hello, line four.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: You're on the air. We're giving advice to Sean Payton,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: the Broncos coach who thought a reporter was smoking a cigarette.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: It turns out it was just a pencil. Hello. You're
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: on the air, caller. Chill out and smoke a bowl
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: with Koopaloop. Hey! Loser. Broncos. That's the mashed potato man, Slug.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's Slug right there, Koop. That's the man, the myth,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: the legend. Slug's... He sounds upset about his team. Yeah,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: that's tough. You know, you thought... Taking out on the Broncos.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: All right, one more quickly, Koop. Last one. Pick the call.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Line six. Line six. You're on the line six.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Go!
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I said don't come to the Jets because... All right,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: don't go to the Jets. Stay away from the Jets.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: All Jets.