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Rapture Talk From September 22nd, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Well, Nick got me worried today because he came in
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  Speaker 1: talking about the rapture.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you be worried about the rapture?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I shouldn't you raise I found a story about it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, I hadn't heard this.
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  Speaker 1: A South African pastor's vision that Jesus will return on
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  Speaker 1: September twenty third, known as the Rapture, has sent social
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  Speaker 1: media into a frenzy, with many worried about what will
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  Speaker 1: happen to their fur babies if this happens.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a big concern I saw on TikTok,
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  Speaker 4: like what so, so you're gone but your pets are
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  Speaker 4: still here?
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  Speaker 2: Who will take care of your pets?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't your pets get to go with.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's a bigger that's a bigger question.
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  Speaker 3: They're good boys and girls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have their own rapture.
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  Speaker 1: If you do a quick search of the phrase rapture
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  Speaker 1: talk on TikTok, you'll discover hundreds of videos of people
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  Speaker 1: discussing everything from rapture tips to wondering if they can
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  Speaker 1: take their dog with them, or wondering how do you
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  Speaker 1: know if you're one of the chosen ones? Well, you
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  Speaker 1: know when when you get taken out, I guess, or
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  Speaker 1: left behind.
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  Speaker 4: Or if you've had visions as people have been claiming
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  Speaker 4: they've had on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: One woman was very concerned about her pets to the
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  Speaker 4: point where she was crying, which is a lot. Another
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  Speaker 4: woman was saying, here's a tip going through your first
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  Speaker 4: rapture like she'd done it before. Uh, don't look down
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  Speaker 4: when you start ascending to heaven, like you don't want
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  Speaker 4: to be scared by you know, I'm afraid of hype.
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  Speaker 4: Is that you're afraid of. You will physically ascend that.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's how it happens. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Another another guy sold his car to one of those like,
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  Speaker 4: you know companies.
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  Speaker 5: That before before we leave the ascending party. So that
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  Speaker 5: assumes that heaven is in the clouds, Yes, clouds that
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  Speaker 5: we have flown through and have not seen anything on clouds.
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  Speaker 4: If you very every thing using on TV Carrie, All right, okay,
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  Speaker 4: keep going.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw a guy who sold his car to
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  Speaker 4: like one of those will take your car, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like companies that gives him pennies on dollars, like.
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  Speaker 2: Don't need a car anymore for wind rapture comes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, why would you sell it. Why wouldn't you just let.
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  Speaker 3: That was my thought?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, Well, I don't want to leave it behind for
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  Speaker 2: the heathens. And I need a few dollars over the
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  Speaker 2: next three days.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I have okay, yeah for lunch.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, rapture is coming tomorrow all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we could predict the day.
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  Speaker 2: The Bible math said about five pm.
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  Speaker 3: You title math Utah time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Utah time.
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  Speaker 4: Well that that was converted from Jerusalem time.
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  Speaker 1: So one video posted a rapture talk says, I'm so petty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to lay out a couple of outfits in
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  Speaker 1: my driveway on September twenty fourth, So when my neighbor
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  Speaker 1: walks his dog, he'll think me and my dog made
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  Speaker 1: it to heaven for the.
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  Speaker 3: Rapture and he but wait, wait a minute, are you
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  Speaker 3: raptured naked?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 3: I have lots of questions about.
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  Speaker 4: And the bigger concern is if all of US patriots
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  Speaker 4: are ascending to heaven tomorrow, who will be left in
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  Speaker 4: Congress to vote on exactly?
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  Speaker 5: You know, he's also a good question, we godless liberals
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  Speaker 5: will be in charge.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like a great idea going down all for
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  Speaker 4: this US Americans believe that we should ascend to heaven.
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  Speaker 2: But are we thinking about America? That's the question I have.
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  Speaker 3: Huh and you you.
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  Speaker 1: Were talking about a woman that said she's raptured before,
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  Speaker 1: So here's a tip.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, she's given tips like like it's just your first rapture. Well,
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  Speaker 4: not to look down when we're ascending to the rapture.
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  Speaker 3: It only happens one time. That's what I thought. Repeat
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  Speaker 3: if you're unfamili.
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  Speaker 1: With the rapture In Christianity, it's the belief that people
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  Speaker 1: both living and dead will meet Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: During Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, some people are claiming I saw that.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, they're paying people to watch their pets after they go.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly, you're not going to be raptured.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh, like keep an eye on my dog.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea why tomorrow. The Bible math adds
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  Speaker 4: up that.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to happen.
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  Speaker 5: But and what about when Jesus said welcome the stranger.
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't that mean everybody gets raptured. I love thy neighbor
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  Speaker 5: because he loves everyone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm told how strange.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't want to believe in a heaven where
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  Speaker 1: my dogs aren't there with exactly because that's not heaven
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  Speaker 1: to me if I can't have my.
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  Speaker 3: Dogs with me.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly, I was told as a kid, Halo wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: in heaven. No, I stopped going to church, and I
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  Speaker 4: wish that wasn't true. Well, specifically, that's the only thing
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  Speaker 4: I cared about, like pre junior high, it was Halo.
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  Speaker 2: They got plenty of pong in heaven. Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have Halo.
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  Speaker 4: They don't have a master Chief, they don't have the
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  Speaker 4: Covenant and the Aliens and the fall On Reach. The
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  Speaker 4: whole Lord doesn't exist up there. And that's the only
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  Speaker 4: thing that went through my two years at the time.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, you know, when the Internet was first approaching us,
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  Speaker 5: I said, this is great. This we'll have all this
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  Speaker 5: information at our fingertips. Uh huh, it's gonna make everybody smarter. Sure,
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  Speaker 5: it's going to urge us on to star trek sooner.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 4: No, it did the exact opposite. No, it made us
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  Speaker 4: all stupid and there's no stopping the maw. So my
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  Speaker 4: suggestion is to dive right on into the insanity.
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  Speaker 2: You really should. You two aren't chronically online enough.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if I can take it.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, I've actually backed off a little. I don't
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  Speaker 5: look at it as much. I still look at it
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  Speaker 5: because I gotta know what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean for my job, I should be
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  Speaker 4: posting more, but instead I just like lurking and going
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  Speaker 4: to parts on social media that I shouldn't be In
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  Speaker 4: terms of insanity.
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  Speaker 1: Ed Brust says, we'll take care of your pets. We
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  Speaker 1: aren't going.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, that's good. And here's a texture saying. The
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  Speaker 5: Bible says over and over that not even Jesus himself
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  Speaker 5: knows when the rapture will be So isn't predicting the
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  Speaker 5: rapture a sure way to avoid the rapture?
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  Speaker 4: Well, math has changed since the Bible was written. Now
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  Speaker 4: we're able to predict it with certain accuracy. So AI
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  Speaker 4: has helped us decipher when the rapture.
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  Speaker 2: Will take place. It's crazy stuff, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Again.
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  Speaker 5: It's the Internet. Is the guy at the end of
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  Speaker 5: the bar who has theories. It's made us stupider, dumbing
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  Speaker 5: of America.
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  Speaker 2: No, I will not.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody has a microphone these days and it's the best
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  Speaker 4: thing ever ever.
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  Speaker 5: Tiffany, who just graduated, Can we delay the rapture. I'd
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  Speaker 5: like to get some use out of my degree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be kind of a waste if it
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  Speaker 1: happened now. The rapture is not good for me now either.
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  Speaker 1: If we could, if we could put.
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  Speaker 3: It off a little, I got things to do.
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  Speaker 2: Can we put that off thoughts and prayers?
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  Speaker 4: Well, if you people are worried about if you're driving,
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  Speaker 4: if you get raptured, will your car go off and
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  Speaker 4: hit somebody else?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, why do you care is you're getting raptured?
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  Speaker 3: Did you see The Leftovers?
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  Speaker 5: They address all that are leftovers, one of the most
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  Speaker 5: depressing shows on television.