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It's FRIIIDAY! #12: Mistreated Sex Dolls · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the treehouse. Congratulations, you have made it. It is crap
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once again. Don't hold back, you two. If you ever want to
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jump in and make that a make that a sing long, I'm all for
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it. That's a you thing. It is time to leave your worries outside
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and join me Daniel Maley, Trade Trenholm and Raj Sharma right here inside this
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treehouse. I am fresh off of a something that is completely relatable I think
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to everyone, especially during the COVID years, and that is I am fresh
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off a zoom meeting that could have been an email. So I'm really ready
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for some stupid Uh, Trey, how is your throat doing? It's?
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It is okay. I'm just drank a lot of tea and hopefully it'll hold
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up for this and and I won't end up signing like a pubescent teen with
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my voice cracking. I realized something, uh yesterday, Trey. Mhmm,
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you're our sick kid. Yeah. And I don't mean that, you know,
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to you know, be mean or anything like that. I just like
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you. You you just kind of agreed with it. I think every every
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group of friends, or every treehouse, every fort, everyone's everyone's kind of
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got the sick kid and unfortunately at you, Trey, I'm I'm always good
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for a couple of sinus infections a year and then uh smattering of different things
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throughout, So I'll take that one. I certainly can't argue with it.
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Yeah, I know the people that have the like when the weather shifts,
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like they get a sinus infection or or or allergies or whatever. Like I'm
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lucky in that sense, Like I don't have myvalogy, Like I'm allergic to
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cats, but only some cats, not all cats. And I don't get
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I'm not I don't think I've had a sinus infection, and ever, I
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don't think I've ever had one. I don't think I've ever had an ear
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infection. I'm none of that, you son of a bitch. I know
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you don't know misery. No, I mean I've had the flu a couple
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of times. I can actually say, to the best of my recollection,
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which I know is not you know, one hundred percent, but I am
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almost certain I've never had the flu I've had I've had plenty of sinus infections
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and ear infections to make up for it, however, got it. Yeah,
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I've had the flu many times and it was great. I was like,
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you know, if if you want to find a way to lose eight
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to ten pounds pretty quick, I did. Did that. I had a
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a bacteria thing, a parasite in India. I got that. That was
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Oh, that was that was the thing. Uh right, there is a
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weight loss secret. Only the stars know about Indian parasite weight loss. That
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is one of those things where if you could, if you could sell it,
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it would you'd be a millionaire in in Los Angeles. So I was.
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There's a in Mumbai. There's a bar, the bar restaurant that I
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go to every single night that i'm there, and they know that I'm going
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to be coming in. It's called Spirit they have. It's hilarious. I'll
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try to find pictures of the menu and send it to you. Like,
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well, one of their dishes it's called chicken Hitler, which is hilarious to
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me. Yeah, it says chicken Hitler, and I'm like, I think
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it was like I think somebody said the name of a day and that's what
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they heard. So I don't know what the actual dish is called, but
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on their menu it just says but but then they spell because it's like they're
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listening to it. So for a coke because of the accent. Whatever on
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their menu is h C O C K. So maybe that's why. Maybe
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that's why Trey's throat is so sore. Wow, he's been drinking, that
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he's been slurping that down and that that that may lead to some inflammation and
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soreness and uh, but I go in every single time in India. The
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thing is like if you don't know if it's filtered water or not, you
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don't no water, no ice, and so this is just kind of a
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local spot. It's really cool. They were like when I go in,
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out of the like how you miss Sharma? How long are you gonna be
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here? And I'm like, I'm gonna be here for the next few weeks
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and they'll reserve a table every night for me and I come in with my
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friends and all that stuff. But I'm having a drink and the regular waiter
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that I have is gone. I didn't realize this until afterwards. I get
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my drink, I'm on the phone with my Cousin's flying in from New Delhi
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to meet me. He's at the airport and giving him directions, and I
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take a sip of my drink and I feel the ice hit my lips and
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I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, I don't I don't ever get ice in my drink.
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And I look up different waiter. I'm like, oh my god, let's
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not know what a parasite tastes like. Yeah, And I woke up about
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four o'clock in the morning and I was like, oh, I have to
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sphinx and the parasite was staring back at you, watching you sleep. Yeah.
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But I lost. And I was at this The hotel that I was
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staying at had a gym with a trainer. Like there's a lot of gyms
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in India do I had a full time trainer in there and I'm like,
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you know what. It had a zero trans fat restaurant, the only one
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in Mumbai. I was like, I'm gonna go eat really healthy and I'm
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gonna go to the gym every day, get fit, lose weight. I
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went to that gym every single day for seven days, eight in the restaurant
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at one hundred percent clean, one hundred percent fresh food, and I lost
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like about four pounds. It was it was good. I had that parasite
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for three days and I lost thirteen pounds. Just goes to show diet and
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exercise cannot compete with a good old fashioned parasite. If it doesn't kill you,
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you're gonna look great. But even if it does kill you, you'll
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look great for a little bit and then eventually you won't. You know,
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do you want to fit in that funeral suit? Parasite? Parasite for men.
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But I'm sorry you have the sinus infection there, buddy. I'm sorry
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that that's a that's the thing that you have to deal with a couple of
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times a year and is a brutal I'm assuming, and it causes I'm assuming
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from the sinus drip. Is one of your throat is bad? Yes,
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yeah, I'm I'm allergic to everything that is in Texas. You know,
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I am highly allergic to cedar would be the number one, you know,
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pollow it all. So anytime when there's these drastic weather changes, it's just
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it always throws me for a loop. Yeah. Hopefully I caught this one
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early enough that it won't lay me out for a long time. Wow,
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what is it just an antibiotic? That is that what you? Uh?
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Well, plenty of tea, I guess I don't know how. I don't
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know if that's a t T used to help soothe his throat from from all
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the Indian coke, then the antibiotic to take out the actual infection itself.
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But the good news is, Trey, you are now in the treehouse and
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I'm going to make you feel better. Okay, okay, maybe not physically
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better, but I'll at least help with your emotional state while being sick,
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because I'm going to tell you today about broken and missed use sex dolls.
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Also, I'm going to tell you the story behind crack to sack shocker.
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It happened to Florida. But that just sounds like you know what comes before
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all those things though, right of course birthdays, Yes, yes, indeed
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today is Friday, November seventeenth, twenty twenty three. Birthdays today, Trey.
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It'll it'll make you feel better to know that Isaac Hanson, the oldest
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Hansoon brother, is forty three today. M Bob M exactly. I remember
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years ago they were performing in deep elum at trees and there were people they
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were anticipating. People camped out overnight for the Hansoon tickets, and I was
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curious. I had no time. I had nothing to do. I had
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plenty of time, so I was like, let me drive by and see
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these wild Hanson fans uh camping out to see their heroes. And I drunk
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by trees and there were three people in sleeping bags. I was like,
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yeah, well when was this uh ten years ago? Twelve years ago?
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Okay, yeah, I see when was Hanson at its at its peak?
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What had been like around two thousand, two thousand and one somewhere in there
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late nineties. Are they considered a one hit wonder right? Because the Mbop
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things is the one that that's the one. I know they had another song
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after that, but I don't everyone, even like everyone, when you get
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a mega hit like that, you always have another semi hit that would be
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a huge hit for anybody else, but it's a drop off or someone that's
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hit that threshold. So yeah, Umbop was there big one. They had
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another one that you know, came afterwards that was probably on the same album.
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And now it's sad Thanksgiving for them like it is for the rest of
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us, aren't Aren't they from Oklahoma? Am I correct? Yes? Yeah?
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And they actually since they have had a they had enjoyed a bit of
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a resurgence and like it seems like all old bands do. But I just
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looked it up at ninety seven is when MBOP came out, MM nineteen ninety
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seven. That is twenty six years So when you saw them ten years ago,
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Raj, I bet they were really excited to have three campers outside trees
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for their show. I just remember hearing it on the radio. They're like,
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they're going to be people camped out, tickets are going to be hard
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to get. Well, hang on a second, we're talking about deep Elm
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outside of trees and three people in sleeping bags. Are we sure they were
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there for the concert or just not there? Well, I don't, I
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don't. It could have been all three members of Hansen. Yeah. Also,
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are you sure they were sleeping bags and not body bags. I didn't
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slow down enough to check and see if it was the line for the handsome
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concert or a crime scene. It's the other thing you got to look out
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for when you're rolling around deep Ellam is you have to know the difference between
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a velvet rope and crime scene tape. And for some bars it's the same.
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It's the velvet crime scene tape that's for boutiques in Island Park. Other
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birthdays today. Rachel McAdams actress. She is forty five today. She played
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doctor Christine Palmer in the Doctor Strange Movies. She was Ali in The Notebook
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Couldn't decide what she wanted to eat. She was also Claire in The Wedding
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Crashers and Regina in Mean Girl's Phenomenal actress Rachel McAdams, she is forty five
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today, and where did it go? I was like, Oh, there
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we go. Daisy Fuentes, MTV's first Latin VJ. She's fifty seven today.
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As we've mentioned before, she is married to the Great Richard Marx of
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Right Here Waiting for You Fame mm hm and ru. Paul is sixty three
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today, still looking fabulous. Mary Elizabeth Master Antonio turns sixty five today.
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I remember her best as made Marian in Uh, Kevin Costner's Robin Hood Prince
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of Thieves. Yes I did. I did thoroughly enjoy that movie. For
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Kevin Costner's three second long British accent attempt, it was it was a I
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don't know why anybody was it a Bagon attempt. It's like it's almost like
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they they left it in there as a joke. Why would you He doesn't
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attempt the English accent at any point during the film except like we were saying
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raj for that brief moment. And you you know that because when that happened
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in the sequence of the film, wasn't it somewhere like in the middle or
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like the middle third or something. That had to have been the first day
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of shooting, right and then and then the director's like, stop it,
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you're just now. I'm sure he went through a full scene. And the
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director was just like, what can he not hear? Cut? Can he
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not hear me? Am? I? Am? I saying it out loud?
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And then I'd say he might have been hard of hearing because his ears
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might have still been water logged from water World. But I think water World
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came after Robin. Yes, but I'm just excuse when you see something like
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this As an actor, this is why I say this. When you see
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Kevin Costner in Robin Hood, my thought was, who didn't get it?
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Who was busy? Like? Who did you call every British actor? Everyone?
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Everybody was busy, and they're like, well we got Costner and like,
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hold on, let me make a few more phone calls and then somebody
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just kept going, but we got Costner. Here's what I like to think
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happened, because I don't even remember who directed the film, but I do
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know one of my favorite parts of Kevin Costner's Robin Hood was the Sheriff of
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Nottingham. Yes, the Alan Rickman, right, Ye, Alan Rickman,
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who was a phenomenal talent, phenomenal actor, if I remember correctly. His
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feature film debut was the villain in die Hard. Oh, yes, that
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is correct. Yes he was Hans Grueber, Yeah he was. He played
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Hans Gruber in die Hard. Phenomenal in that he was phenomenal villain opposite of
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Kevin Costner and Robin Hood, prince of thieves. I like to think on
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that first day on set, Costner tried the English accent and Alan came over
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and just said stop it, no, and then he did. And you
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know what, as much as you give him a hard time for it,
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it was a fun movie. It's probably one of the better Robin Hood films
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ever. Well, was it okay for being honest? The robin Hood bar
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slash threshold threshold is fairly low. But it was a fun movie. Granted,
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maybe it helped that. It came out when I was in sixth grade
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and I was a lot more impressionable. Yeah, I mean it's like,
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hey, Robin Hood is from Cleveland apparently, so that's nice to know.
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I'm Robin of Blacksley from Columbus, Ohio. That's where I'm from, Locksley,
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Ohio. Yeah, that's that was an interesting head casting. So that's
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when you know you have when you have a lot of popularity amongst the Fayans,
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that's when you know. And they're like, we will cast him in
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Robin Hood. It'll sell tickets, that's what you know. And it did.
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Yeah, And then we were stuck with that Brian Adams song for uh
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forever and it was that ever you say, I was stuck, but that
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was the song that that was the only song I halfway learned while being forced
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to learn piano. Yeah, and it's it was at every it was every
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school dance, and it was every wedding for years, and every prom and
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every everything, and it was just it's what affords Brian Adam lives on an
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island, he has his own island in Canada, and that's what you that's
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what that song good for him. It affords him an island, and on
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that island he never has to hear Kevin Costner attempt an English accent. He
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does not other birthdays today. Legendary filmmaker Martin Scorsese, he turns eighty one
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today, still making, still making, not only movies. But it's like
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the older he gets, the longer the movie he feels like he needs to
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make and I don't know why, and he feels the need to not have
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casting sessions. He's like, I know every I'm friends with all of these
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actors, and it will always be DiCaprio and de Niro, and that's there,
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you go, that's gonna I think you're right. I think even if
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if Martin scorse says he decided to do some sort of like a like a
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teen drama type film, he would still cast, Yes, Robert de Niro
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as the mean girl. Yeah, it doesn't matter what. The movies like,
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we're gonna do this called the Irishman. Who's gonna be in a DiCaprio
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in Genio awesome man, We're gonna do this one about Native Americans. Who's
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in this Danio DiCaprio. It's like, do they have do they have a
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picture? Of you with a goat, Like why? What? Like?
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What is going on? You're always having to cast these people like they're not
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they're not they're not short on money if there was, and she has actually
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has the picture with the goat. Yes, yeah, I feel like if
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I feel like Scores could do a a biopic called Martin and the Goat,
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and the Goat would still be played by Robert. You're listening to The tree
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with Lorne Michael's birthday being seventy nine today, what happens to Saturday Night Live
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when the unthinkable happens to mister Michaels. Yeah, I mean it's been one
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of the big questions in Hollywood for I mean, crap a decade of who
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will will take over Saturday Night Live when he either retires or dies, because
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and everyone's been hoping that he would like name a successor and there would be
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some transition. But now people are thinking, like, he's just gonna die.
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You know, he's gonna do it until he dies. And I think
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it. I think I think he will, and I think the show ends
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after he does. I don't. I don't. I don't know who would
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be willing and able to do It's a it's a pretty it's a pretty daunting
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task to do that show. They talked about, like one of the names
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shown around is Tina Fay. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I if
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anyone was gonna be able to do it, I would say I her seth
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Meyer, someone like that that's been a writer, head rider. Okay maybe,
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but it's still I that has got to be an absolute. I mean
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I think like doing a live TV show like that that has got you just
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gut wrenching anxiety. Yeah, I mean for a show that wasn't even supposed
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to make it past the first season. I mean like they didn't expect it
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to. I think the first couple of episodes, like nobody watched. That's
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what. That's why they're the ready for Primetime players or whatever the name of
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the not Ready for Brown Time, not Ready for Primetime is what that is
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what it is. Yeah, if you want to bring something on after Saturday
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Night Life and just bring back American Gladiators, I want turbo and laser and
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and other know. But but if single named muscular individuals on steroids and cocaine
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running into walls, running from tennis balls and smashing on you know, substitute
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teachers for fun. But I but I also want you to mix it with
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SNL. So I want I wanted to be like American Gladiators with this week.
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So Jim Carrey and he's going to be in like he's gonna be He's
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gonna be in the games as well. So I'm a big fan of our
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mashups here because I really feel like we've come up with some quality things.
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I mean, last week we talked about Jason Voorhees going up against King Kong,
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Gilligan and gun Smoke, and we missed a huge opportunity there, and
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that was I want to see Gilligan versus King Kong. I want to see
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Jason versus Gilligan. I think I think Gilligan might actually beat Jason, just
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because Jason would get so frustrated, kind of like the skipper did. The
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machetes can't kill Jason, but you know what does Shenanigans. Speaking of Shenanigans
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sex dolls? You really think that just one news story would suffice? But
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no, I like the double up on the stories, not the dolls.
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Good clarification, thank you. So in England it turns out a reported dead
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body was not a dead body. It was, in fact, according to
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authorities, a very diddy. It was in fact a very dirty, broken
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and overused sex doll. Repeat, very dirty, broken and overused one determined
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overuse. I think if it's overflowing and yeah, and what on what scale
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do they say dirty, like there are all sorts of questions on that you
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know, and and how do you know it's broken? I mean because you
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have to try it. I would imagine what was there a hole in the
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foot. That's not how you know it's broken. That's just how you know
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it's overused. So it was a gang bang doll. I just imagined the
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detective coming up on the scene was like, what do we have homicide?
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Oh no, we don't. What do you think it is? What do
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you think it is? Detective? That right, there's an overused sex doll.
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He would know body dumped in the English woods were blown out of proportion
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because it turned out to be a very dirty, broken and overused sex doll.
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That is according to the police. Police closed off a road for thirty
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one hours as part of efforts to seal the kinky crime scene in Warwickshire after
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someone taking a walk called authorities to say they had seen limbs sticking out from
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undergrowth. The police thought they had a murder investigation on their hands, so
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they called in the forensics team. So England CSI, upon closer inspection,
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determined to find was more goofy than grizzly. It was with great relief according
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to police, that we can announce that the pathologist was able to identify that
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the foot and hand beneath the bush did, in fact belong to a discarded
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and realistic life sized doll. When they finally dragged the corpse out, they
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realized the blunder and realized the officers had a big laugh about it. According
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to one observer, it was a very dirty, broken, an overused sex
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doll. Yeah, I'm glad he said it with great relief and not great
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release. So and I also am grateful for this story because I would hate
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for the police to assume it was a dirty, overused, and broken sex
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doll and turns out it is a murder victim. Someone that's going to be
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reported to Internal Affairs on that one. And not to be left out.
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A Nebraska funeral worker was fired after using a sex doll of a dead man
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he was tasked to collect. Say this again, Yeah, I know,
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it's it's it is kind of confusing. A Nebraska funeral worker was busted after
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he had sex with a life sized doll that belonged to a dead man whose
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body he was supposed to be picking up and taking to the morgue. So
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the dead guy had the body. No, sorry, the dead guy had
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the doll. Yes, he was supposed to pick up the dead guy and
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went in saw the doll and was like, well, he's not going anywhere,
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so he's not watching U and decided to take it upon himself to use
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it and then took the body to the guy to the morgue. Yeah,
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okay, Ryan smiths from the dead guy. Yeah, that's that's a doll.
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Yeah. This out of Nebraska. This is out of Nebraska. And
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you're right, Trey, there are you know, there are more fun ways
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to become Eskimo bros. With with someone and this ain't it? Uh no?
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And and who told on him? Ryan Smith was arrested Friday on charges
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of burglary, criminal trespassing, and hampering with physical evidence and promptly fired from
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his Omaha mortuary gig. He became smitten with the doll after spotting it inside
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the apartment where he and a colleague were sent to collect the body of a
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man who died of natural causes. He and the coworker were working on behalf
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of a company that doesn't need to be named in this. It's not their
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fault that removes transports and bombs and cremates bodies. Later that day, Smith
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allegedly called the property manager and claimed that the Sheriff's office was sending him back
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to the unit to collect the doll so it could be swapped for so it
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could be swabbed for a biopsy, a bizarre request that was immediately shot down.
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He then decided to help himself and somehow weaseled his way back into the
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dead man's apartment. The manager stumbled upon the disturbing scene while investigating noises coming
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from inside the apartment. Wow. Smith then allegedly walked out with his clothing
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disheveled and warned the manager or he would return with a warrant for the doll.
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So he was so smitten with a doll, he broke in to the
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part. Wow, I mean this sounds like it should be out of Florida,
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but it's not. Uh. Well, look, Florida shouldn't shouldn't have
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uh, you know, shouldn't have all the fun they seemed, but they
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seemed to. But uh for this guy. Yeah, I was wondering how
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it happened, So I thought it was I thought he went to go get
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the guy and then was like, I'm not. He's not going anywhere.
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I'm not busy. They're not expecting me back there, So let me have
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a romp with the uh with the doll, which would probably have been he
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would have probably I feel like Scooby do villain. He probably would have gotten
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away with it. You know, you're right now. And this is why,
29:52
this is why it seems important then for the people that go to these
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homes to collect the bodies to work with a partner, because the partner there,
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had he just been by himself, I think that's exactly what would have
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happened. Yeah, And he would have he would have been able to satisfy
30:07
himself and the needs of the family. So I mean, to get the
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dead guy to the morgue. Oh okay, God, hell, what kind
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of porn you've been watching? I'm sure there's a category for it. Oh
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there is. There is porn for everything. Yeah, I just uh,
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well, I mean, I don't know how you how do you how do
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you bounce that's a bad term. How do you bounce back? You bounce
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back off a rubber doll? I don't know. Make sure it's got plenty
30:56
of air in it. What's what's the maintenance because you're not going to bounce
31:07
off of a flat ball. And yet another category is I'm gonna do it's
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So, Daniel, I'm curious to see where you fall on this because
31:45
I saw your your dear wife, Carrie and partner in crime. She posted
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on Facebook after hearing about it on the show, asking her friends about beans
31:55
and chili, and I gotta say there were some controversial responses. There were
31:57
a lot of textans saying that they put beans in their chili, and I
32:00
think we got to pull their Texas card. Yeah, and no beans,
32:05
Absolutely, no beans in the chili. Let the chili speak for itself.
32:09
Beans are just one of those accompaniments that you don't need in chili. You
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don't really need it. And so I'm not a beans fan. I would
32:16
prefer all meat and some good spices. I love hot food, so I'm
32:21
okay with it being a little spicy make you sweat. I know when I've
32:23
eat good chili. I've take my hat off and rub the top of my
32:25
bald head a little bit because that gets that sweat feeling off of there.
32:30
And so that's the ironic thing, is that the top of your head kind
32:32
of looks like a shiny bean. Yes, you can see it from miles
32:37
away when it gets someone I eat some chili. So that's the only bean
32:39
that you go anywhere near your chili is just you your head next to it,
32:45
enjoying it. And really one of the best accompaniments obviously to chili is
32:49
of course, you know, hot chili, cold beer, cold beer,
32:52
hot chili. What else can you go? What else would you want to
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have happen on a nice cool afternoon in November, December, of January.
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33:35
question to ask you today, Jacqueline, and that is where do you stand
33:39
on beans and chili? I was born here in Texas. Beans, in
33:44
my opinion, do not belong in Chile. My parents are a Midwest and
33:50
Yankee maybe dads from Cleveland, moms from Kansas City, Missouri. They both
33:53
also vote no to beans in chili. And I'll charge you, guys ten
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percent extra if you tell me you put be and your chili so you can
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put that down your garbage disposal. I mean starchy carbi foods, no potatoes,
34:22
no rice, stuff like that. Coffee grounds don't do that. We
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and you know what, here, here's the secret. You can tell us
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all day long you don't flush wipes, and you can tell us all day
34:32
long you don't put grease down your drains. We can see it, we
34:36
can, don't. You don't have to lie and we know we have.
34:38
We can see it. It's amazing. It's amazing though that people will still
34:44
fib about that. No I don't do that, as if you're not going
34:46
to see that stuff somewhere. You know it's an embarrassment thing, because I'll
34:50
tell you even I sometimes I'm like, that's it's not enough grease to do
34:53
harm, and I'll throw it down mine. But then husband or husband,
34:57
boyfriend, whatever man he is will look at me and and be like,
35:00
no, don't do that. And he's a master plumber and he knows I
35:02
know better. But I'm like, I'm in a ferry. So we all
35:06
do it, even I do it sometimes, but you can you can just
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say, hey, I think I clogged my lines with grease. We won't
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The website Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot com. The other thing I teased earlier
36:10
hearing the show, besides the broken and misused sex dolls, was I promised
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I was going to give you the full story behind crack to sack. Hm
36:23
hmm. Sounds like a really terrible grocery store idea. That would be a
36:30
really terrible grocery store idea, but it might make or a horrible name for
36:36
a toilet paper. But I'm on the I'm on the lines of like a
36:45
sack and save crack and sack is where they hire a crack heads to back
36:49
your groceries. Not very well, of course, No, no, no.
36:52
I would think cracked to sack would make sense for a like a nut
36:57
store. Oh yeah, yeah, there you go. Uh, and or
37:01
a store for broken sex dolls. It is sex related, Oh okay,
37:10
but it's not in the sexy way. Okay, it'll sound sexy at first,
37:17
but then I'm gonna tell you more about it, and then you're then
37:21
you're gonna get a really horrific visual. Oh okay, this, by the
37:25
way, did happen in Florida? Oh? It never lets it down.
37:31
A totally naked Florida couple was busted having sex on a causeway in front of
37:37
a group of people, including children, and the woman being led away in
37:43
cuffs by police. She couldn't help but say it was always a dream of
37:45
hers. Sarah Physicus, fifty five, and Robert Clark, who is sixty,
37:53
were fully nude on top of one another in duned And, Florida,
37:58
with Clark, who's a registered sexiphone, fully exposed. That is according to
38:01
a complaint obtained by the Smoking Gun. One witness described the horny Fornicators encounter
38:07
as crack to sack go into town. Police responded to the Causeway and the
38:16
Gulf Coast City and arrested the exhibitions after they were caught in flagrante delicato or
38:24
delicto, I should say. As she was led away, she reportedly told
38:29
officers that this was always a dream of mine, referring to having sex by
38:31
the spectacular views of Saint Joseph's sound all right when dreamed the impossible dream.
38:45
Clark, the sixty year old, the sixty year old registered sexophoner. Meanwhile,
38:50
he exhibited no remorse that he subjected children to the site of his stuff,
38:55
so much so he even declared that quote children should be at home and
39:00
not at the Causeway's intend to saying if you don't want to see much junk,
39:07
then you shouldn't leave your house. Yeah, I mean, I mean
39:10
I think that isn't that a disclaimer that should just come with Florida, Florida
39:21
you're going to see some junk. Yeah, that's the you know. And
39:28
and and solid responsible parenting on Clarks that says pretty solid, it's not his
39:36
fault. Blame blame the kids parents for them being there to witness his debauchery.
39:43
Cracked the sack. I've never heard it called that, but okay,
39:46
uh And that's a visual now that you will be left with of Florida.
39:51
Is these is the kids and the complainants saying, yeah, they were going
39:53
at it, racked to sack. So that's that. That tells you the
39:57
what angle that particular witness had to Yeah, I uh. And this is
40:02
where I make and it's not even an assumption. This is where I guarantee
40:07
that these were Caucasian folk. Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, this
40:15
is white people in Florida. Like just it's just such a lethal combination.
40:27
It's times like this. You're right, Raj, you know you have to
40:29
wonder what won't Honkys do. That's because it's always been her dream, okay,
40:43
like mine, Mine is Madison Square Garden, like you know, but
40:46
we all have her different ones, Like my dream is to play Madison Square
40:51
Garden. Madison Square Garden. I thought you were saying your dream was to
40:53
go crack the sack at Madison? No, No, I mean, what's
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what is? I don't know what is the penalty for this? As they
41:05
were led away in cups? Is that just he's a sex offender, so
41:07
that he's violating something. I'm sure in his mind he's thinking, well,
41:10
what's the worst that could happen? I'm already registered and it's not stopping him,
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gotcha? Yeah? What is the what is? Did they say?
41:21
What the what the couple is looking at? As far as i'm he he
41:25
was charged with lude and lascivious exhibition, which is a felony, and it
41:30
was being held on a fifty thousand dollars bond. A judge also ordered him
41:36
to have no contact with children, which again, he's already a registered sex
41:39
offender, and that didn't stop him from having sex in public with someone in
41:44
front of children. So I really don't know how being admonished or told what
41:46
to do by a judge is going to deter him in any fashion. If
41:51
I was his attorney, I'd be like, hey, they were already mid
41:55
crack the sacking, if that's what it's called. When the kids showed up,
42:00
they didn't just see a bunch of kids and go now it's time.
42:06
Is I'm guessing? I don't know how this. I don't know how.
42:08
I'm just asking the two white people on the show, what is the would
42:15
you guys know each other? How his uncle Clark. I will say this
42:27
as someone who is adopted and doesn't know anything about his biological family. When
42:31
I see stories like this, I do. I do wonder maybe and I
42:38
hope that it's not that's those are your biological parents or family. Or maybe
42:45
it is Uncle Clark that I don't I just don't realize it. Like maybe
42:52
he hit it big with oil and decided to retire in Florida and become a
43:00
renowned sex offender. Yeah, well, well he he did hit it big,
43:04
that's for sure. And you were asking about the other charges the woman
43:12
physicus. She was also charged with exposing herself and was slapped with an additional
43:17
narcotics charge for having the anti anxiety drug clonazepam inside an altoid's container in her
43:23
purse. Okay, well, at least look at this way. At least
43:30
he was wearing a purse. I'm looking forward to seeing the next TV ad
43:36
from klonazepam and to see this added as to one of their side effects may
43:42
cause cracked a sack. Around beaches in Florida used cautioning around children may cause
43:52
cracked a sack and in a leakage. Do not operate a motor vehicle.
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This actually makes sense now, Trey. One of the news stories Tray sent
44:08
for today was about a statue of the Virgin Mary crying, and I think
44:14
we figured out why because at first I was thinking, now it's just another
44:24
made up story, but now it may actually be real. She's truly crying
44:30
for all of maybe not all of humanity, but at least for Florida.
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