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SiriusXM is DESTROYING Comedy, and THERE'S DINOS IN THE CONGO?!!? · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:07
  Hey.
• 0:08
  Nora: We're on air.
• 0:11
  Nora: Man, Bert.
• 0:12
  Nora: He's gonna make me do this all over again.
• 0:14
  Nora: Bert.
• 0:15
  Nora: Charles, we're on air.
• 0:17
  Nora: Don't make me do this all over again. Oh, come on.
• 0:20
  Nora: Charles!
• 0:22
  Nora: Charles?
• 0:25
  Nora: (slap)
• 0:26
  Charles: Oh,
• 0:26
  Charles: Justin Bieber.
• 0:28
  Charles: (laughing)
• 0:30
  Charles: Oh, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
• 0:32
  Charles: When did we go live?
• 0:34
  Nora: About 15 seconds ago.
• 0:36
  Charles: Oh shit,
• 0:36
  Charles: oh cool.
• 0:37
  Charles: Well, hi everybody and welcome to Vibe Check,
• 0:41
  Charles: our weekly show where I sleep on air before we get started.
• 0:45
  Charles: My hair is a mess,
• 0:47
  Charles: my beanie is even more of a mess,
• 0:49
  Charles: but I'm gonna fix that during this intro,
• 0:55
  Charles: during the intro video that we're going to play right now.
• 1:45
  Charles: Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.
• 1:47
  Charles: My phone went off while we were going
• 1:50
  Charles: and it was on silent.
• 1:51
  Nora: It was on silent.
• 1:52
  Charles: It was on silent, so hold on, hold on.
• 1:54
  Charles: Let me make sure it could be in the watch.
• 1:56
  Nora: I literally hate when my watch beeps,
• 1:58
  Nora: like it drives me crazy.
• 2:02
  Nora: Anyway, hi, I'm Nora.
• 2:04
  Nora: Hello. - Welcome to VodTech.
• 2:05
  Charles: Hello, Nora,
• 2:06
  Charles: I am Charles, nice to meet you.
• 2:07
  Nora: Nice to meet you.
• 2:08
  Charles: Nice to meet you so much.
• 2:10
  Charles: It's so great being on the show for the first time.
• 2:15
  Charles: Long time listener,
• 2:16
  Charles: first time.
• 2:16
  Nora: First time caller.
• 2:17
  Charles: First time caller.
• 2:18
  Nora: Did you know that actually this week
• 2:20
  Nora: is seven years of us meeting?
• 2:22
  Charles: Whoa.
• 2:22
  Charles: Yeah.
• 2:23
  Charles: (laughing)
• 2:24
  Charles: Dude.
• 2:25
  Nora: Yeah.
• 2:25
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 2:26
  Nora: Yeah.
• 2:28
  Charles: You were like a legitimate child.
• 2:30
  Nora: I was.
• 2:32
  Charles: (laughing)
• 2:32
  Charles: When,
• 2:32
  Charles: oh my God.
• 2:34
  Nora: Seven years ago.
• 2:35
  Charles: That's wild.
• 2:36
  Charles: That's a long time ago.
• 2:38
  Charles: That's wild.
• 2:38
  Nora: That's a long time ago.
• 2:40
  Charles: Yeah,
• 2:40
  Charles: Chris, how long have we known each other?
• 2:45
  Chris: Too long.
• 2:48
  Charles: Over 10 years now?
• 2:50
  Chris: Yeah, I think so.
• 2:51
  Charles: Mandy, how long have you and I known each other?
• 2:55
  Mandy: A year in November.
• 2:57
  Charles: Wow.
• 2:58
  Charles: He has it in her calendar.
• 3:00
  Charles: Wow.
• 3:01
  Charles: Well,
• 3:01
  Charles: hi everybody.
• 3:03
  Charles: Well, it is Wednesday evening.
• 3:05
  Charles: It is.
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  Charles: October 7th, 2026.
• 3:08
  Charles: and you're watching Vibe Check,
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  Charles: Loudspeaker's weekly comedy special.
• 3:14
  Charles: Just a special little guy,
• 3:16
  Charles: just the four special little guys
• 3:18
  Charles: hanging out and spending time together.
• 3:20
  Nora: It's true.
• 3:22
  Charles: But welcome.
• 3:23
  Charles: Like I said,
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  Charles: I'm Charles, this is Nora,
• 3:25
  Charles: and on the ones and twos,
• 3:27
  Charles: we've got Chris and Mandy in the back of the studio.
• 3:30
  Mandy: Hi. - I'm one and twoing.
• 3:31
  Nora: I think it's actually Mandy and Chris
• 3:33
  Nora: on the ones and twos.
• 3:34
  Charles: Whoa!
• 3:35
  Charles: Yeah, and it's little Chris.
• 3:37
  Charles: It's little baby Chris.
• 3:39
  Charles: Oh, just oh my God,
• 3:40
  Charles: look how tiny he is.
• 3:42
  Charles: Oh no!
• 3:44
  Charles: Look at him.
• 3:44
  Charles: Oh no, he's getting smushed!
• 3:45
  Charles: Oh, you can smush his little whittle head.
• 3:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 3:50
  Charles: I love little Chris so much.
• 3:53
  Charles: It just,
• 3:53
  Charles: it's so whimsical.
• 3:55
  Mandy: It never gets old.
• 3:56
  Nora: And Chris's cherry Coke just kicked in,
• 3:59
  Nora: so.
• 3:59
  Nora: Yeah, it did.
• 4:01
  Nora: (laughing)
• 4:03
  Charles: Chris got me a Doccy Peppy right before we went live
• 4:08
  Charles: because I am a sleepy little guy.
• 4:10
  Nora: If you couldn't tell from the intro.
• 4:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 4:14
  Charles: Yeah,
• 4:15
  Charles: we were,
• 4:16
  Charles: do you guys wanna explain
• 4:18
  Charles: what I was doing right before we went live?
• 4:21
  Charles: Responding like 20 seconds to me.
• 4:23
  Charles: (laughing)
• 4:25
  Nora: So Charles was feeling kinda tired today
• 4:27
  Nora: and so we would mention something
• 4:29
  Nora: and we would just like kinda wait
• 4:31
  Nora: and Charles would like,
• 4:33
  Nora: we'd like wait a beat and a half,
• 4:35
  Nora: and then Charles would be like,
• 4:36
  Nora: yeah, that sounds good.
• 4:37
  Mandy: I think it was getting longer,
• 4:39
  Mandy: right?
• 4:40
  Mandy: It was, it started off just a beat and a half,
• 4:42
  Mandy: and then it's a beat and more than a half,
• 4:44
  Mandy: like a full three beats, maybe?
• 4:46
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 4:46
  Mandy: mm-hmm.
• 4:47
  Nora: Multiple beats, multiple beats.
• 4:49
  Mandy: But,
• 4:49
  Mandy: but,
• 4:50
  Mandy: but we're here,
• 4:51
  Mandy: and we're happy to be here,
• 4:53
  Mandy: and we're going to be excited to be here,
• 4:55
  Mandy: yes?
• 4:57
  Mandy: Uh-huh?
• 4:58
  Chris: Yeah!
• 4:59
  Charles: I'm excited to be here too.
• 5:00
  Chris: Oh, this is exciting.
• 5:02
  Chris: [LAUGHTER]
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  Nora: Yeah, it's that.
• 5:07
  Charles: That one was for comedic effect.
• 5:10
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 5:12
  Nora: It was on purpose,
• 5:13
  Nora: you guys.
• 5:13
  Nora: It was on purpose.
• 5:15
  Chris: I meant to do that.
• 5:17
  Charles: So how is everybody?
• 5:19
  Charles: How is everybody's week?
• 5:21
  Charles: What's going on?
• 5:22
  Charles: What's new?
• 5:23
  Charles: What's happening?
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  Nora: I had a good weekend.
• 5:26
  Nora: My friends were talking about the oddities and curiosities fair last Thursday.
• 5:31
  Nora: It's a docu peppy.
• 5:33
  Nora: Diet docu peppy.
• 5:34
  Charles: Diet docu peppy.
• 5:35
  Nora: Yeah, that's John Green's favorite drink actually.
• 5:38
  Nora: Anyway,
• 5:39
  Nora: I went,
• 5:40
  Nora: my friends were like hyping up the oddities and curiosities fair and I
• 5:43
  Nora: was like, well, I could go to that.
• 5:45
  Nora: Why don't I go to that?
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  Nora: And so I went.
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  Nora: So I don't know,
• 5:49
  Nora: you want to show the album,
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  Nora: Mandy?
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  Nora: So the oddities and curiosities fair for those who don't know,
• 5:58
  Nora: it is for all the weird little
• 6:01
  Nora: guys and girls and theys and thems.
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  Nora: And I saw some taxidermy, a lot of taxidermy,
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  Nora: a lot of butterflies.
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  Nora: The one on the right there,
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  Nora: that was a mermaid with some horns.
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  Nora: I like that.
• 6:16
  Charles: Oh, that's sick.
• 6:17
  Charles: Yikes.
• 6:18
  Nora: So lots of bugs.
• 6:20
  Nora: Look, there's beetles with eyeballs at the bottom there.
• 6:23
  Nora: I got some bugs and some teeth and some spices.
• 6:30
  Charles: Chris, can we please get that hyena for the studio?
• 6:33
  Chris: Sure,
• 6:34
  Chris: you get to decide where it's gonna go.
• 6:36
  Charles: It's gonna go right here.
• 6:39
  Charles: Okay,
• 6:39
  Charles: ready?
• 6:40
  Charles: So cut back to me.
• 6:42
  Charles: So we have the hyena seated here diagonally
• 6:46
  Charles: right over my shoulder,
• 6:48
  Charles: so it looks like it's laughing at our stupid jokes.
• 6:53
  Nora: (laughing)
• 6:55
  Charles: Right here.
• 6:56
  Charles: I want that face.
• 6:58
  Nora: Yeah.
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  Nora: We would have to crawl out from under the table.
• 7:01
  Nora: Like we'd have to crawl under the table and then back,
• 7:03
  Nora: but it would be worth it.
• 7:04
  Charles: Yeah, and then we could have the second cam,
• 7:06
  Charles: instead of being a weirdly like awkward camera on me,
• 7:10
  Charles: we could put it on the hyena.
• 7:11
  Charles: So whenever we tell a joke that doesn't land,
• 7:13
  Charles: We just have the hyena.
• 7:14
  Charles: We cut the hyena.
• 7:16
  Nora: Yeah,
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  Nora: I think that's a great idea.
• 7:18
  Charles: And we just sit with it for a minute.
• 7:21
  Nora: The one I forgot to take pictures of
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  Nora: was one that was like weird taxidermy where like it was like a goat with a
• 7:26
  Nora: hand and it was named Callisto or something like that and that one felt a
• 7:30
  Nora: little weird about that and I have yet to open the mystery bags. I was gonna
• 7:34
  Nora: bring them so we could open them here but I forgot so I'll open them at home
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  Nora: and be like oh that's cool.
• 7:41
  Nora: So the other thing that I saw that it was really
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  Nora: funny,
• 7:44
  Nora: people dress up and wear all their black and stuff and this one girl had
• 7:48
  Nora: this shirt on that I misread because she had this beautiful pair of boobs that
• 7:52
  Nora: stretching out her shirt a little bit and so it was it the shirt says Satan's
• 7:59
  Nora: lover but it looked like it said Satan's liver and I was very confused because
• 8:05
  Nora: why would you have Satan's liver written on your shirt I actually found a picture
• 8:09
  Nora: of the shirt so you could see why it does come across as Satan's liver it's
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  Nora: like embroidered and so if you that Oh see how thin that is if you stretch it
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  Nora: out just a little bit over a lovely pair of boobs.
• 8:24
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 8:25
  Nora: It says liver.
• 8:26
  Mandy: Yeah, it is definitely liver.
• 8:27
  Chris: Not for nothing,
• 8:28
  Chris: Nora, but how did you not get a photo
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  Chris: of the beautiful pair of boobs?
• 8:32
  Nora: I feel really uncomfortable asking
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  Nora: to take pictures of people.
• 8:36
  Chris: That's fair.
• 8:37
  Charles: Valid.
• 8:38
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 8:38
  Charles: Valid.
• 8:40
  Charles: Especially if you have to go, like, I really like your boobs.
• 8:43
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 8:45
  Nora: At an oddities and curiosities fair,
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  Nora: I think that would be the place that I could get away with it.
• 8:50
  Nora: You probably couldn't,
• 8:51
  Nora: Chris you probably couldn't.
• 8:52
  Nora: No,
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  Nora: definitely not me. - I probably could.
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  Nora: I could. - You could.
• 8:54
  Chris: Mandy could do it.
• 8:55
  Nora: I could probably get away with it, but I don't like to.
• 8:57
  Nora: I'm too autistic for that.
• 8:59
  Chris: I just see Mandy running up to someone and going,
• 9:01
  Chris: hey, I love your titties, can I take a picture?
• 9:04
  Nora: I could totally see that in the groin.
• 9:05
  Nora: I could do it.
• 9:06
  Nora: Oh my God,
• 9:07
  Nora: yeah, thank you.
• 9:08
  Mandy: And we'd be best friends forever.
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  Nora: Yep, so yeah,
• 9:13
  Nora: Satan's liver,
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  Nora: I thought that was hilarious.
• 9:16
  Nora: And then I also,
• 9:17
  Nora: not oddities and curiosities related,
• 9:19
  Nora: but Denver related, I got to go to Tokabe for the first time
• 9:22
  Nora: and it's been on my list of restaurants to try for so long.
• 9:25
  Nora: And it is a Native American Indian restaurant.
• 9:29
  Nora: And-
• 9:29
  Charles: Kava?
• 9:30
  Mandy: Tokabe.
• 9:31
  Mandy: (laughing)
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  Nora: Wrong,
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  Nora: but it's in the style-
• 9:34
  Charles: What is it called?
• 9:35
  Nora: It's Tokabe.
• 9:36
  Charles: Tokabe.
• 9:37
  Nora: Tokabe,
• 9:38
  Nora: yeah.
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  Nora: And they support the Oneida Nation,
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  Nora: I believe.
• 9:44
  Charles: My brain went,
• 9:44
  Charles: I went to,
• 9:45
  Charles: not Tokabe,
• 9:47
  Charles: but I went to-
• 9:48
  Charles: To Kava.
• 9:49
  Charles: To Kava.
• 9:50
  Charles: And I was like,
• 9:53
  Charles: we're talking about Kava right now?
• 9:54
  Charles: No, no, no, anyway, sorry.
• 9:55
  Nora: They have like bison and quinoa.
• 9:56
  Nora: It's like,
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  Nora: I would say it's kind of like, you know,
• 9:59
  Nora: like Chipotle or Kava where they like
• 10:01
  Nora: make you a bowl in the line,
• 10:03
  Nora: but then it's like bison and all of the proceeds
• 10:07
  Nora: go back to support the Native Americans
• 10:10
  Nora: who are still here,
• 10:11
  Nora: very much so.
• 10:12
  Nora: And my food was delicious.
• 10:13
  Nora: I got an Indian taco.
• 10:14
  Nora: I wanna show a picture of it 'cause it was so good.
• 10:18
  Chris: Their Indian tacos are fantastic.
• 10:20
  Chris: We tried that probably a month or two ago,
• 10:24
  Chris: somewhere in there,
• 10:25
  Chris: and my God, it's so good.
• 10:26
  Nora: And there are tokabe,
• 10:28
  Nora: there is a tokabe in the NDIA.
• 10:32
  Nora: So you can get Indian food,
• 10:34
  Nora: not Asian Indian food,
• 10:37
  Nora: but American Indian food here in Denver,
• 10:41
  Nora: which I think is really, really cool.
• 10:43
  Nora: So,
• 10:44
  Nora: and I love an Indian taco.
• 10:45
  Nora: They are literally,
• 10:47
  Nora: fry bread is some of the best bread
• 10:48
  Nora: out there.
• 10:49
  Mandy: It is pretty magical.
• 10:50
  Nora: It is some of the most magical bread.
• 10:52
  Nora: And if you haven't had Indian fry bread,
• 10:55
  Nora: go find some because it's so good.
• 10:57
  Charles: Does anybody travel through DIA not at fuck ass times?
• 11:01
  Charles: (laughing)
• 11:02
  Nora: Like I don't plan to eat at DIA.
• 11:04
  Charles: Like I'm just saying like whenever I'm going
• 11:06
  Charles: through the airport,
• 11:08
  Charles: it's at like five o'clock
• 11:09
  Charles: in the morning and the only thing that's open
• 11:11
  Charles: is like McDonald's and that's it.
• 11:13
  Nora: Like you can't even go to the speakeasy.
• 11:15
  Chris: I will say,
• 11:16
  Chris: last time I was at the airport,
• 11:17
  Chris: I was there at like 4 a.m.
• 11:19
  Chris: and the Qdoba is open.
• 11:22
  Mandy: No,
• 11:22
  Mandy: really?
• 11:22
  Charles: Do they do like breakfast stuff?
• 11:24
  Chris: They do.
• 11:24
  Nora: I bet the bagel place is also open.
• 11:27
  Nora: I bet Einstein's is also open.
• 11:29
  Chris: Yeah, but the Einstein's in DIA sucks.
• 11:31
  Nora: It's true, the line is always so long.
• 11:33
  Chris: It sucks so bad.
• 11:34
  Nora: Takes forever,
• 11:35
  Nora: yeah,
• 11:36
  Nora: no, it's not good.
• 11:37
  Charles: I'm gonna try to get one flight
• 11:39
  Charles: where it's middle of the day
• 11:40
  Charles: so I can go to this restaurant.
• 11:43
  Charles: (laughing)
• 11:43
  Charles: I always travel at the weirdest times.
• 11:46
  Nora: I'm not there to be at the airport.
• 11:48
  Nora: I'm there to get somewhere else
• 11:49
  Mandy: I have a flight coming up at a normal time
• 11:52
  Mandy: But like who's going to eat adventurous food and then get on a flight not me.
• 11:57
  Charles: Oh my god
• 12:00
  Charles: Yeah for that honestly
• 12:03
  Charles: best choice possible
• 12:06
  Nora: Risking stomach issues. I had zero tummy issues after to come in just to put it out there
• 12:11
  Chris: Wait, Mandy, do you have an aisle seat?
• 12:14
  Mandy: We're not gonna talk about the horrors
• 12:17
  Mandy: that are coming my way with business travel.
• 12:20
  Chris: Right, right, but do you have an aisle seat
• 12:22
  Chris: is my only question.
• 12:23
  Mandy: On the way back, I do.
• 12:24
  Chris: Okay,
• 12:25
  Chris: so you can be a little bit more adventurous
• 12:27
  Chris: if you're sitting in the aisle.
• 12:30
  Chris: 'Cause you don't have to make anyone get up
• 12:31
  Chris: to go to the bathroom.
• 12:33
  Mandy: So I regularly ask the flight attendants
• 12:36
  Mandy: for a barf bag before we get started.
• 12:38
  Charles: Yeah. - Oh.
• 12:39
  Nora: Yeah.
• 12:40
  Charles: I have to let them know how weird I am
• 12:44
  Charles: on flights sometimes,
• 12:46
  Charles: 'cause especially when it comes to turbulence,
• 12:49
  Charles: I start almost getting crying,
• 12:52
  Charles: and I'm like, "I can't do this,
• 12:54
  Charles: so I'm sorry."
• 12:55
  Mandy: I have prescribed Klonopin to get me on a plane.
• 12:58
  Charles: I have unprescribed Klonopin for funsies.
• 13:02
  Charles: No, this is a joke.
• 13:03
  Nora: That he got from Mandy.
• 13:04
  Nora: (laughing)
• 13:05
  Charles: It's a joke,
• 13:06
  Charles: it's a joke, I don't have-
• 13:07
  Mandy: I'm not fast enough with that technical difficulty sign or this is a legal reason. This is a joke.
• 13:13
  Charles: I am in the
• 13:14
  Charles: furthest back seat
• 13:17
  Charles: Right next to the toilet the turlets. That means you can't recline
• 13:22
  Charles: That's fine. Who reclines?
• 13:24
  Chris: Most planes you can't recline anyway, you can't recline more than right like you're not a meter
• 13:29
  Chris: Here we go flying on frontier.
• 13:30
  Chris: You're lucky that you have a seat
• 13:32
  Charles: You recline you're going from here to here
• 13:37
  Charles: here
• 13:37
  Charles: To here.
• 13:39
  Mandy: You're reclining on a plane, I'm judging you.
• 13:41
  Mandy: You're a bad person.
• 13:43
  Charles: No.
• 13:43
  Charles: No.
• 13:44
  Charles: I think if you have like an actual,
• 13:47
  Charles: the ability to recline.
• 13:49
  Nora: Do it.
• 13:49
  Charles: Do it.
• 13:50
  Nora: Do it.
• 13:50
  Charles: Do it.
• 13:51
  Mandy: And I will judge you for it.
• 13:52
  Nora: It's the one centimeter of space that I would like.
• 13:56
  Chris: That's Charles's white privilege right there.
• 13:58
  Chris: Right, right.
• 13:59
  Chris: Talking about the reclining.
• 14:01
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 14:02
  Charles: I'm not just saying like for me,
• 14:03
  Charles: I'm saying for the person in front of me.
• 14:05
  Charles: I would never judge them.
• 14:07
  Nora: I wouldn't reclining regardless of race. I literally expect the person in front of me to recline
• 14:13
  Nora: There were the one thing that I don't tolerate is the person in front of me putting their bag under their own
• 14:18
  Nora: But because they're just trying to get foot room in front of them
• 14:22
  Nora: You don't get to use my bag and foot room for your bag.
• 14:26
  Charles: Yeah
• 14:27
  Charles: fucking guy exactly
• 14:30
  Charles: Get out of here with that.
• 14:31
  Charles: Well, take me to your seat the next time you do. Yeah fucking guy
• 14:35
  Charles: Should we start like bringing duct tape on planes or do they supply it for the weirdo?
• 14:40
  Nora: I think they should start carrying it.
• 14:42
  Nora: Like I would if I were a flight attendant, I would pack it
• 14:46
  Charles: Yeah,
• 14:47
  Charles: cuz like for me
• 14:48
  Nora: Cuz it seems like a good restraint method based on the recent flight data.
• 14:53
  Mandy: I think it must be in there like
• 15:00
  Charles: You were going to do something and then you
• 15:04
  Charles: That's the moment like you still have to go just do your thing
• 15:24
  Mandy: Like I genuinely did not like that it's and chills down your spine like it made me want to reach for a weapon
• 15:33
  Nora: Good thing that's in the other room.
• 15:35
  Chris: No, it's next to me.
• 15:36
  Mandy: No, it's in here.
• 15:37
  Nora: Oh, okay.
• 15:39
  Chris: Well,
• 15:39
  Chris: the one I know about is next to me.
• 15:41
  Chris: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Nora: That one is, there is one near me.
• 15:43
  Charles: So that's actually for when Chris misbehaves.
• 15:47
  Charles: Just a couple of warning shots.
• 15:49
  Chris: I mean,
• 15:50
  Chris: I did just increase our business insurance,
• 15:53
  Chris: but I don't know that the timing
• 15:55
  Chris: would work out in our favor.
• 15:56
  Mandy: Was that because of me?
• 15:58
  Mandy: No.
• 15:58
  Chris: Was that because of me?
• 16:00
  Chris: No,
• 16:01
  Chris: not at all.
• 16:03
  Chris: It's for another thing.
• 16:04
  Nora: So Mandy, how how was your week?
• 16:07
  Mandy: Good, so I
• 16:09
  Mandy: Have been doing this new thing
• 16:11
  Mandy: Where you do a sauna for 10 minutes and then you do a cold plunge for five minutes
• 16:16
  Mandy: And then you do a sauna and a cold plunge over and over again
• 16:19
  Mandy: with a friend
• 16:21
  Mandy: So you remember last year Nora how you went to a comedy show?
• 16:27
  Nora: And you got shushed yeah laughing too loud at the comedy show
• 16:34
  Mandy: I kind of know how that feels now.
• 16:39
  Mandy: So a friend and I have been going through this for like a week or a couple weeks,
• 16:42
  Mandy: right?
• 16:43
  Mandy: And we get this email saying,
• 16:45
  Mandy: we are now offering silent sessions.
• 16:48
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 16:51
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 16:53
  Nora: Well, they didn't have it in the rules to be quiet before.
• 16:55
  Mandy: So they say it's like a community space or like community.
• 16:59
  Mandy: Was a couple weeks after we joined that that that that email felt personal
• 17:06
  Charles: Now what kind of noises are you making?
• 17:12
  Charles: Yeah, we're just talking there's just shooting the shit yeah in the sauna
• 17:16
  Nora: Yeah, and the cold plunge yes on on the cold plunge
• 17:18
  Mandy: I I would argue you need to talk in the cold plunge to distract yourself from the words
• 17:26
  Nora: Five minutes of cold plunge is a long time to be in cold blood.
• 17:29
  Charles: Yeah,
• 17:30
  Charles: that's a lot
• 17:31
  Mandy: It's magical like when I get dying like my mental health
• 17:33
  Mandy: It's so much better and I can't like it's like doing 12 hours of yoga in the span of like one hour
• 17:40
  Charles: Maybe I do this
• 17:41
  Nora: I know like I I did do it once when I was down in New Mexico
• 17:45
  Nora: But then my glasses got stolen so I have some mixed feelings about like the okay the hot bath cold plunge hot bath cold
• 17:51
  Charles: But I don't think that's an issue with the hot
• 17:53
  Charles: (laughing)
• 17:55
  Mandy: No, that's sketchy.
• 17:56
  Mandy: So before we started,
• 17:58
  Mandy: I was actually talking about,
• 17:59
  Mandy: I would like to torture all of you,
• 18:02
  Mandy: my treat,
• 18:03
  Mandy: to go do this together in a private session
• 18:06
  Mandy: so I can try and get us on camera with this hell.
• 18:10
  Mandy: But that,
• 18:11
  Mandy: I would need consent from everybody
• 18:12
  Mandy: to be okay to be filmed in your swimsuits.
• 18:15
  Chris: I'm glad that you're putting everyone
• 18:17
  Chris: on the spot on live air.
• 18:19
  Chris: (laughing)
• 18:19
  Nora: I don't do naked online,
• 18:22
  Nora: sorry.
• 18:22
  Mandy: They wanted to try it.
• 18:23
  Nora: Yeah, they should try it. I don't have an only fun fans yet
• 18:26
  Nora: So I don't do naked online, but I'm cool down to do sounds good.
• 18:30
  Chris: We know Charles is down
• 18:31
  Chris: I've also show his naked body to anyone
• 18:43
  Mandy: This is how I get failed,
• 18:44
  Mandy: okay
• 18:47
  Nora: As long as we do a private session where they know we're gonna yeah
• 18:50
  Mandy: So if we really are interested I will work on calendars and see if we can get them to allow us to record ourselves
• 18:58
  Nora: Okay,
• 18:58
  Mandy: so I'll work on okay.
• 19:00
  Charles: So you're not comfortable being on camera.
• 19:01
  Nora: No, I could be on camera as long as I'm in my swimsuit
• 19:03
  Nora: Okay.
• 19:04
  Charles: Yeah, obviously
• 19:11
  Nora: Yeah, we're fine have to build up the only fans content before we started you know,
• 19:15
  Charles: like hear me out Chris
• 19:17
  Charles: Yes, hear me out hear me out. We all wear breathing suits,
• 19:21
  Charles: right? You still wear bathing suits. Yes, but
• 19:27
  Charles: We censor it all
• 19:30
  Charles: Look like we're naked
• 19:31
  Chris: The problem is when you do the censoring like the pixelation you can still tell that there's stuff. No, you put a black bar
• 19:37
  Chris: I'm like,
• 19:38
  Chris: yeah, I guess you could black bar black bar sensor or
• 19:41
  Charles: Here's what you do
• 19:43
  Chris: Unless you wear like nude colored.
• 19:47
  Charles: No
• 19:47
  Charles: in those shots is just paint over just like a little circle of like nude
• 19:52
  Charles: coloring like over that and then put it over and then that's and you don't you
• 19:57
  Charles: could just wear your normal thing it's just like one extra step that you would
• 20:02
  Charles: you would just track your swimsuit with that what you would be doing anyways
• 20:07
  Nora: I'll make sure under that layer where I mean wouldn't it just be easier to be
• 20:10
  Chris: naked in the first place and then pixelate it I think it would be
• 20:16
  Charles: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 20:18
  Nora: But like-
• 20:18
  Charles: But I don't want that footage on my computer.
• 20:20
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:20
  Nora: Yeah,
• 20:21
  Nora: exactly.
• 20:22
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:22
  Nora: At what cost?
• 20:23
  Mandy: I mean, the thing is-- - Charles.
• 20:24
  Mandy: Well, I do.
• 20:25
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 20:25
  Mandy: I do.
• 20:27
  Mandy: I want that footage.
• 20:28
  Nora: I don't want that footage on Mandy's computer.
• 20:29
  Nora: Mandy wants to meet Charles.
• 20:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 20:31
  Charles: I'm sorry.
• 20:32
  Chris: Is that why you didn't bring the intern today?
• 20:34
  Mandy: I am still traumatized about Charles's nipple
• 20:37
  Mandy: in my eyeball the other show.
• 20:40
  Charles: Yeah.
• 20:41
  Nora: That does,
• 20:41
  Nora: yeah.
• 20:42
  Charles: I'm just gonna say-
• 20:43
  Chris: He does that to people.
• 20:46
  Charles: Shrinkage is a real issue.
• 20:48
  Charles: And I don't want any footage of my Audi turning into an Innie
• 20:59
  Charles: while on camera.
• 21:02
  Charles: That's my only thought.
• 21:04
  Nora: These are large and distracting,
• 21:05
  Nora: and it's just not always necessary.
• 21:07
  Chris: Well, Charles, you can bring a fluffer, and that way,
• 21:09
  Chris: you're adequately prepared.
• 21:11
  Nora: Oh, yeah.
• 21:11
  Charles: No,
• 21:12
  Charles: there will be no fluffers.
• 21:15
  Charles: (laughing)
• 21:16
  Nora: You could just wear,
• 21:18
  Nora: what?
• 21:18
  Charles: I like, you're like, yeah, a fluffer.
• 21:20
  Nora: No, you could wear one of those.
• 21:24
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:25
  Charles: Hold on.
• 21:26
  Nora: I do know.
• 21:27
  Charles: Do you know what a fluffer is?
• 21:29
  Nora: Yeah.
• 21:29
  Charles: What is a fluffer?
• 21:30
  Nora: Something that keeps you ready.
• 21:33
  Mandy: Oh.
• 21:34
  Chris: I mean, that is-
• 21:34
  Chris: She's not wrong.
• 21:35
  Chris: You're not wrong.
• 21:36
  Chris: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Charles: You're not wrong, it's someone.
• 21:38
  Nora: Someone,
• 21:39
  Nora: yeah.
• 21:40
  Nora: a buddy to keep you going in between scenes.
• 21:43
  Mandy: A good pal, they're really good friends,
• 21:46
  Mandy: best friends.
• 21:46
  Chris: Yeah, just besties,
• 21:47
  Chris: a good bestie.
• 21:48
  Nora: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 21:49
  Nora: That's Chris, right?
• 21:50
  Charles: That's what besties do.
• 21:51
  Nora: That's Chris, right?
• 21:53
  Charles: Chris keeps me hard while we're at the sauna.
• 21:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 21:56
  Charles: Is that what you're saying?
• 21:57
  Nora: It's like you guys are best friends, right?
• 21:59
  Chris: I knew at a certain point it would come to this.
• 22:01
  Mandy: Wait, how do I change this slide to say
• 22:03
  Mandy: for legal reasons,
• 22:04
  Mandy: this is not a joke.
• 22:06
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 22:09
  Charles: I am a lawyer,
• 22:10
  Charles: this is not a joke.
• 22:12
  Charles: (laughing)
• 22:14
  Chris: I love that the lawyer in the room is like,
• 22:17
  Chris: "How do we make this fucked up?"
• 22:19
  Chris: (laughing)
• 22:21
  Mandy: You're welcome.
• 22:22
  Charles: But yeah,
• 22:22
  Charles: I'm so down.
• 22:24
  Charles: Okay.
• 22:25
  Charles: Okay.
• 22:26
  Chris: Also, how great is it that our non-practicing lawyer
• 22:29
  Chris: is the one with the gun?
• 22:31
  Chris: (laughing)
• 22:34
  Charles: She knows the law,
• 22:36
  Charles: what can I say?
• 22:38
  Nora: She's from Texas,
• 22:39
  Nora: that's all I need to say.
• 22:42
  Charles: What's with the oars behind us?
• 22:46
  Charles: Like what are we,
• 22:47
  Charles: I know-
• 22:47
  Nora: Oh, we're going down the Congo today.
• 22:48
  Charles: We're going down the Congo?
• 22:49
  Mandy: So friends,
• 22:50
  Mandy: those are called paddles.
• 22:52
  Nora: Yeah,
• 22:52
  Nora: we're kayaking down the Congo Basin.
• 22:53
  Charles: They're called paddles.
• 22:55
  Charles: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Charles: Aren't they also oars?
• 22:57
  Mandy: Meh,
• 22:57
  Mandy: I think-- - You're an oar.
• 22:59
  Mandy: I think an oar is one.
• 23:01
  Mandy: We'll have to look it up, but I think that's the difference.
• 23:03
  Mandy: Kayaking down-- - They're kayak paddles.
• 23:05
  Nora: Yeah, we're kayaking down the Congo Basin,
• 23:06
  Nora: that's why we have 'em.
• 23:07
  Charles: Are we gonna actually do it?
• 23:09
  Charles: 'Cause like if we're sitting here,
• 23:10
  Charles: if we're both doing this here.
• 23:12
  Nora: I promised to be good with the battles,
• 23:14
  Nora: so no.
• 23:15
  Charles: Because it-
• 23:16
  Nora: But you didn't make any promises.
• 23:18
  Charles: I didn't make any promises.
• 23:20
  Charles: And I kinda wanna fight like it's like
• 23:22
  Charles: the Pon Far and Star Trek.
• 23:24
  Nora: Mandy?
• 23:24
  Charles: Which is a joke for one person.
• 23:27
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 23:27
  Mandy: so when I offered to bring these,
• 23:31
  Mandy: Nora made some promises.
• 23:33
  Nora: I did.
• 23:34
  Mandy: About not-
• 23:37
  Nora: I'll be good.
• 23:37
  Mandy: Not destroying the studio.
• 23:40
  Nora: But I literally said I can't make any promises for Charles.
• 23:44
  Charles: It's true.
• 23:45
  Charles: I saw him immediately thought,
• 23:47
  Charles: "Star Trek."
• 23:51
  Mandy: Immediately.
• 23:54
  Charles: Chris, how was your week?
• 23:55
  Charles: You didn't put anything in here,
• 23:56
  Charles: but I wanna know how your week was.
• 23:59
  Chris: You know,
• 23:59
  Chris: my week has been pretty good.
• 24:02
  Chris: I haven't had a lot of anecdotes lately
• 24:05
  Chris: because there's a lot of stuff I'm working on
• 24:07
  Chris: that I'm not allowed to talk about yet.
• 24:10
  Chris: But I will say,
• 24:13
  Chris: today I got some intriguing news.
• 24:16
  Chris: There is an outside possibility
• 24:20
  Chris: that I might get to go to a place
• 24:27
  Chris: that walks the skies,
• 24:29
  Chris: if you will.
• 24:33
  Charles: Oh,
• 24:34
  Charles: like,
• 24:35
  Charles: okay.
• 24:37
  Charles: Something that walks the sky, Skywalker Ranch.
• 24:40
  Charles: (laughing)
• 24:45
  Charles: Okay.
• 24:46
  Nora: He can neither confirm nor deny.
• 24:48
  Charles: Okay,
• 24:49
  Charles: something that walks the skies.
• 24:51
  Charles: Sounds like something that David Lynch would say.
• 24:55
  Charles: I'm going to a place that walks the skies.
• 24:59
  Charles: (laughing)
• 25:01
  Chris: Yes,
• 25:02
  Chris: exactly like that.
• 25:03
  Chris: So yeah,
• 25:04
  Chris: I've been working on some fun projects
• 25:06
  Chris: and that's one of them and hopefully I'll get to,
• 25:10
  Chris: hopefully it works out and if it works out,
• 25:12
  Chris: hopefully I'll get to talk about it really soon.
• 25:13
  Chris: But things have been good.
• 25:15
  Nora: I hope it works out.
• 25:16
  Nora: Oh,
• 25:17
  Nora: one thing I wanted to talk about before we moved on.
• 25:19
  Nora: This weekend at Fort Collins Nursery is the pumpkin way off,
• 25:24
  Nora: the giant pumpkin way off.
• 25:25
  Nora: And I will be there on Saturday if anybody wants to join me.
• 25:30
  Nora: I'll probably just take some pictures and things like that.
• 25:34
  Nora: But I did see a pumpkin that was almost
• 25:38
  Nora: twenty six hundred pounds in Ohio this year.
• 25:42
  Mandy: So that's a lot of numbers.
• 25:44
  Nora: It was a very, very large pumpkin.
• 25:47
  Nora: So if any of any of you have watched like the pumpkinista
• 25:51
  Nora: that we've talked about on our previous episodes,
• 25:54
  Nora: our local pumpkin way off is up and coming.
• 25:56
  Charles: Do you know what was last weekend?
• 25:57
  Charles: Did we all missed?
• 25:59
  Nora: I didn't miss it.
• 26:00
  Charles: No, Tour de Corgi?
• 26:01
  Nora: I did not miss it.
• 26:02
  Charles: You went?
• 26:04
  Nora: Not on purpose.
• 26:06
  Nora: I was underwhelmed by the parade element of it all.
• 26:08
  Chris: It seems like you have some sort of grudge against Tour de Corgi.
• 26:12
  Nora: There's just a lot of Corgi people there and Corgis are not my favorite dog breed.
• 26:18
  Nora: I like other dog breeds a little bit more and so when I'm surrounded by people who are,
• 26:24
  Nora: who really love Corgis as one of their favorite breeds,
• 26:27
  Nora: they think that I'm a bad person.
• 26:30
  Nora: Even though I prefer,
• 26:33
  Nora: if it was a pitbull parade,
• 26:35
  Nora: I'd be the happiest girl on earth.
• 26:37
  Nora: Or a boxer parade. I like a bigger dog.
• 26:39
  Nora: And corgis are not a bad small dog, don't get me wrong.
• 26:44
  Nora: But like, they're not my favorite,
• 26:46
  Nora: and so like, it's not the place for me.
• 26:49
  Nora: My dog also tries to fight small dogs, so like, it's hard to be around that.
• 26:54
  Charles: I am offended.
• 26:57
  Nora: Sorry.
• 26:58
  Charles: That you went to this,
• 26:59
  Charles: you didn't mention it,
• 27:01
  Charles: you, you,
• 27:02
  Charles: uh...
• 27:02
  Nora: It's kind of like a passing thing for me.
• 27:04
  Charles: You went... passing?
• 27:06
  Nora: Well...
• 27:06
  Charles: There's a bunch of cute dogs,
• 27:08
  Charles: and there's a lot of non-corgis at the Tour de Corgi.
• 27:12
  Mandy: Oh, sometimes they put golden retrievers in there and they pretend they're corgis.
• 27:16
  Charles: Yes!
• 27:17
  Nora: I don't think I was fully...
• 27:18
  Chris: Is that because they're too dumb to know that they're not corgis?
• 27:20
  Chris: Oh,
• 27:20
  Mandy: bless their heart.
• 27:21
  Nora: They're just happy to be there.
• 27:22
  Chris: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Charles: How?
• 27:27
  Nora: It's never been a thing for me.
• 27:29
  Nora: Tour de Corgi is just not my thing.
• 27:33
  Nora: Sorry.
• 27:34
  Chris: I think the only solution to this quagmire
• 27:39
  Chris: is to go around the net.
• 27:41
  Mandy: Ooh,
• 27:42
  Mandy: around the net?
• 27:44
  Charles: Yes.
• 27:45
  Charles: (dramatic music)
• 27:46
  Mandy: Oh,
• 27:46
  Mandy: disaster.
• 27:49
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 27:50
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 27:54
  Nora: Sorry,
• 27:55
  Nora: Mandy, I don't mean to laugh at you.
• 27:57
  Nora: (laughing)
• 27:58
  Mandy: Why, I need more practice.
• 28:00
  Nora: Okay.
• 28:02
  Chris: Flying without a net here, folks.
• 28:04
  Mandy: Look,
• 28:05
  Mandy: this is how we learn.
• 28:07
  Nora: Around the net.
• 28:09
  Nora: So,
• 28:10
  Nora: first of all,
• 28:11
  Nora: these are carryovers from last week.
• 28:12
  Nora: I have a tube update.
• 28:14
  Nora: Two tube updates.
• 28:15
  Nora: Okay,
• 28:16
  Charles: can I just say real quick first,
• 28:18
  Charles: that in an earlier copy of these show notes that I had seen,
• 28:21
  Charles: you said that there were no updates.
• 28:23
  Nora: I had to go look again.
• 28:24
  Nora: You had to go look again.
• 28:26
  Nora: Well,
• 28:26
  Nora: there weren't any updates on TikTok,
• 28:28
  Nora: and so then I was like,
• 28:29
  Nora: wait,
• 28:30
  Nora: I bet he updated on Instagram.
• 28:32
  Nora: And so then I went back and I looked at his Instagram
• 28:34
  Nora: and he did update on Instagram.
• 28:35
  Chris: Wait, so is there like two breaking news
• 28:37
  Chris: where like within the span of a couple hours,
• 28:39
  Chris: there wasn't an update?
• 28:40
  Charles: Tube news!
• 28:41
  Nora: Tube news!
• 28:41
  Charles: Tube news!
• 28:42
  Nora: Well, I just couldn't find it.
• 28:44
  Nora: (laughing)
• 28:45
  Nora: Okay, so first the show,
• 28:48
  Nora: they crowd surfed the tube.
• 28:53
  Video: Certainly I did not mean literally
• 28:55
  Video: that I found the biggest tube.
• 28:57
  Video: No, you didn't mean that.
• 28:58
  Video: But I found the tube,
• 29:00
  Video: the tube,
• 29:00
  Video: that has the most power and essence.
• 29:03
  Video: That's a damn powerful tube.
• 29:05
  Video: A tube that could unite the nation.
• 29:07
  Nora: Look at this tube of it.
• 29:08
  Video: I feel united.
• 29:09
  Video: In this time of discordance.
• 29:11
  Video: One hand in one hand.
• 29:13
  Mandy: What am I watching?
• 29:17
  Charles: You're watching tube surfing.
• 29:20
  Chris: The Tube Master.
• 29:22
  Nora: You're watching a tube...
• 29:27
  Nora: (laughs)
• 29:29
  Nora: A tube event.
• 29:33
  Chris: Are they crowd surfing the tube?
• 29:35
  Charles: Yes.
• 29:36
  Nora: Yes, they were crowd surfing the tube.
• 29:37
  Charles: It was more like passing it off like a weird baptism.
• 29:42
  Nora: It looks like a tube ritual,
• 29:45
  Nora: honestly.
• 29:47
  Nora: So we can pause this video because that's really what it is.
• 29:53
  Nora: But there are tube t-shirts.
• 29:55
  Nora: So here's the next one.
• 29:57
  Nora: Another Instagram video.
• 29:59
  Nora: If you really need a t-shirt to commemorate the tube,
• 30:02
  Nora: you could get a t-shirt.
• 30:07
  Charles: Oh, what is it?
• 30:08
  Charles: Oh,
• 30:08
  Charles: tube!
• 30:11
  Charles: Tube!
• 30:12
  Charles: Oh my goodness.
• 30:12
  Charles: Oh my God, I want one so bad.
• 30:15
  Nora: They are doing online orders,
• 30:17
  Nora: so we can get them.
• 30:19
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 30:20
  Nora: I just didn't have enough time to get them.
• 30:22
  Charles: That is...
• 30:23
  Nora: Isn't that sick?
• 30:24
  Chris: That is a sick shirt.
• 30:26
  Chris: I'm like a six out of 10 buying this,
• 30:28
  Chris: but I would be a nine out of 10 if it said T-H-U-B-E.
• 30:31
  Charles: I know.
• 30:31
  Charles: I know.
• 30:32
  Chris: That's a missed opportunity.
• 30:33
  Charles: Tobe.
• 30:33
  Nora: Tobe.
• 30:35
  Nora: (laughing)
• 30:36
  Nora: So you could get a Tobe T-shirt.
• 30:38
  Nora: This is like the whole process of his,
• 30:41
  Nora: him putting the screen printing on there,
• 30:43
  Nora: which is another really cool thing of screen printing.
• 30:45
  Chris: Screen printing's a lot of work.
• 30:47
  Mandy: It's awesome. - I know, but I wanna do it.
• 30:48
  Nora: It's so cool.
• 30:52
  Nora: We might have to get tube t-shirts.
• 30:55
  Charles: Two of 'em?
• 30:56
  Nora: Tube.
• 30:57
  Chris: Tube.
• 31:00
  Chris: Will they be delivered in a tube?
• 31:02
  Nora: Oh,
• 31:03
  Nora: good question. - If they aren't,
• 31:04
  Mandy: what a missed opportunity.
• 31:05
  Nora: Yeah,
• 31:06
  Chris: they have to be shipped in a tube.
• 31:07
  Nora: Yeah, good question.
• 31:09
  Nora: Okay, so next,
• 31:10
  Nora: we mentioned this one last week as well,
• 31:13
  Nora: the cheese chasing competition.
• 31:14
  Nora: This one's really for Chris.
• 31:17
  Mandy: Oh, I love this.
• 31:18
  Chris: For little Chris?
• 31:19
  Charles: For little Chris. - Yeah, for little Chris.
• 31:20
  Nora: And this is Ozzy Man Reviews,
• 31:22
  Nora: and this is like one thing that he reviews every year.
• 31:27
  Video: Hey legends,
• 31:28
  Video: it's that time of year again.
• 31:30
  Video: It's the cheese rolling festival.
• 31:32
  Video: Or with the amount of people
• 31:33
  Video: filming the event on their phones this year,
• 31:36
  Video: you might say it's a bloody Coldplay concert.
• 31:39
  Video: I'm not being a cynical wanker. It's great.
• 31:41
  Video: Oh my god
• 31:42
  Video: Look at him go and chase it down. What is basically a cliff?
• 31:46
  Video: Oh my god
• 31:47
  Video: I should stream credibility and it's yeah, look at her.
• 31:50
  Video: It's admirable. It requires
• 31:52
  Video: Oh my god...
• 32:21
  Video: in that story.
• 32:22
  Video: I mean, what is the point of R U OK?
• 32:27
  Video: Day if we're not more checking in
• 32:30
  Chris: these emotional moments of his life.
• 32:32
  Video: Okay,
• 32:33
  Video: he just vanishes behind the house.
• 32:37
  Video: This picture
• 32:38
  Video: speaks a thousand words. At least she's crying.
• 32:41
  Video: There's a solitary tear running down her cheek.
• 32:44
  Video: Meanwhile,
• 32:44
  Video: the human next to her is upside down,
• 32:47
  Video: lost,
• 32:47
  Video: confused,
• 32:48
  Video: and hurt.
• 32:50
  Video: Overall,
• 32:50
  Video: every year,
• 32:51
  Video: this tradition reminds me
• 32:53
  Video: that our species is never changing.
• 32:56
  Video: If we want to be reckless,
• 32:57
  Video: idiotic,
• 32:57
  Video: and wasteful with our well-being, that's our choice.
• 33:00
  Video: That is our right.
• 33:01
  Video: It's our God fucking fair dinkum given right,
• 33:05
  Video: at least for cheese.
• 33:06
  Video: (laughing)
• 33:11
  Nora: And that's the most recent one,
• 33:13
  Nora: so.
• 33:13
  Charles: I don't know what has changed in the last couple years.
• 33:17
  Charles: I think it's long COVID.
• 33:19
  Charles: (laughing)
• 33:22
  Charles: But I have gotten,
• 33:23
  Charles: like, I've gone from like wincing
• 33:25
  Charles: in pain over these kinds of things
• 33:28
  Charles: to laughing so hysterically at the misfortune of others.
• 33:33
  Mandy: I think it's 'cause you're dead inside
• 33:35
  Mandy: and this is probably the only thing
• 33:37
  Mandy: that makes you feel alive.
• 33:38
  Nora: Yeah. - But also like,
• 33:39
  Nora: if somebody chooses to put themselves in that situation,
• 33:42
  Nora: I'm gonna fucking laugh at them.
• 33:44
  Chris: I think rolling down that mountain
• 33:45
  Chris: would make them feel alive,
• 33:47
  Chris: holy shit.
• 33:47
  Nora: Right?
• 33:49
  Mandy: I think it'd make me feel pretty dead.
• 33:51
  Chris: Yeah, I was honestly,
• 33:52
  Chris: when we were watching that,
• 33:53
  Chris: I was thinking if Mandy did this,
• 33:55
  Chris: she would just shatter into a million pieces.
• 33:59
  Chris: And you would never be able to put her back together again.
• 34:02
  Nora: Yeah, it would be a Humpty Dumpty
• 34:03
  Nora: falling off the wall kind of deal.
• 34:05
  Chris: No, it would just be like a bag of bones rolling around.
• 34:09
  Chris: (laughing)
• 34:10
  Mandy: A very pretty bag of bones.
• 34:11
  Charles: That's just every day for me,
• 34:13
  Charles: just a bag of bones rolling around.
• 34:16
  Nora: Her head would pop off.
• 34:17
  Mandy: Just moving around in my meat sack.
• 34:18
  Nora: Yeah, your head pops off,
• 34:19
  Nora: like in the imaginary fight scene in Twilight.
• 34:21
  Chris: A meat sack full of bones and organs.
• 34:24
  Nora: Yep,
• 34:25
  Nora: so okay,
• 34:26
  Nora: I have some more.
• 34:27
  Charles: Don't talk about my meat sack.
• 34:29
  Chris: I mean, I'm gonna see it if we go to the sauna.
• 34:32
  Mandy: I think we're all gonna see it.
• 34:33
  Chris: Yeah, we're gonna see his chicken meat sack.
• 34:37
  Charles: You're gonna meet the sack.
• 34:39
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:42
  Chris: I mean, I'm just trying to set proper expectations.
• 34:46
  Chris: That's what I do when I'm in the little Chris chair.
• 34:48
  Nora: Yeah,
• 34:49
  Nora: sets expectations.
• 34:50
  Chris: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Nora: Okay,
• 34:51
  Nora: I have a hiking cat.
• 34:53
  Nora: Charles, I think you're gonna like this one.
• 34:54
  Charles: Okay.
• 34:56
  Video: You're on trail with the epitome of feline ferocity,
• 34:59
  Video: Captain Yoru,
• 35:00
  Video: Kitsap County.
• 35:00
  Nora: I can't see the video.
• 35:02
  Video: We are just doing what we do.
• 35:05
  Video: And what we do is squirrel patrol.
• 35:07
  Video: Oh.
• 35:08
  Video: We do it right,
• 35:09
  Video: we do it big.
• 35:11
  Video: The captain is maxing and relaxing.
• 35:15
  Charles: The captain?
• 35:18
  Video: And getting his eyes on the prize.
• 35:21
  Video: Looking out for a squirreliness in all of its forms.
• 35:24
  Video: Oh,
• 35:25
  Video: he may have picked up the scent.
• 35:27
  Video: Roll the squirrel,
• 35:28
  Video: maybe near.
• 35:28
  Chris: Delightful.
• 35:30
  Video: He will keep both eyes on the prize.
• 35:34
  Nora: Look how happy that cat is.
• 35:36
  Video: And weed out the plague of squirreliness
• 35:37
  Video: one way or the other.
• 35:39
  Video: Right bud?
• 35:40
  Video: Hell yeah.
• 35:41
  Video: Patrol.
• 35:43
  Charles: I love that.
• 35:45
  Nora: So cute. I love it. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Nora: Very great hiking cat.
• 35:50
  Nora: Next, this one made me laugh so hard.
• 35:52
  Nora: This is somebody who doesn't normally go on roller coasters.
• 36:04
  Video: here we go okay now we're moving
• 36:10
  Video: moving a little too fast already for my taste
• 36:14
  Video: i don't see the track ahead of me i think it just started
• 36:19
  Video: (laughing)
• 36:34
  Chris: This has got to be more entertaining than all of the Fast and Furious movies put together.
• 36:38
  Chris: [laughter]
• 36:40
  Chris: [meow]
• 36:42
  Video: [laughter]
• 36:44
  Video: [meow]
• 36:47
  Video: [laughter]
• 36:48
  Video: [laughter]
• 36:50
  Chris: What was that?
• 36:51
  Nora: He passed out.
• 36:54
  Chris: Are you sure?
• 36:55
  Mandy: How nice is that though?
• 36:58
  Nora: He's coughing up from fear.
• 37:01
  Nora: [laughter]
• 37:02
  Chris: Pull yourself down the mountain,
• 37:03
  Chris: I think that would happen.
• 37:04
  Video: You are kidding me!
• 37:06
  Video: No!
• 37:07
  Video: (laughing)
• 37:11
  Video: Oh,
• 37:11
  Video: stop the ride!
• 37:13
  Mandy: I mean, it's no cat hiking,
• 37:15
  Mandy: but.
• 37:17
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 37:20
  Chris: Hey, imagine that cat on this roller coaster.
• 37:22
  Chris: No.
• 37:23
  Chris: Yes.
• 37:24
  Video: That's not cool.
• 37:26
  Video: (laughing)
• 37:28
  Charles: Okay.
• 37:28
  Video: These people are crazy.
• 37:29
  Nora: I love that.
• 37:30
  Nora: (laughing)
• 37:32
  Charles: Chris,
• 37:33
  Charles: you are not allowed to repeat this.
• 37:37
  Charles: But that man is obviously a bottom,
• 37:40
  Charles: right?
• 37:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 37:44
  Charles: Right?
• 37:44
  Nora: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:45
  Charles: Yeah,
• 37:46
  Charles: we're on the same page there.
• 37:48
  Nora: You know the Skyline Chili promoter.
• 37:49
  Chris: If I were a Magic 8 ball,
• 37:51
  Chris: I would say signs point to yes.
• 37:53
  Charles: Right,
• 37:53
  Charles: right,
• 37:53
  Charles: right, right.
• 37:54
  Charles: I'm glad that we're all on the same page there.
• 37:55
  Mandy: Just the Skyline Chili guy and then this guy.
• 37:58
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 38:00
  Mandy: Or if we're being technical,
• 38:02
  Mandy: let's reverse that order.
• 38:03
  Chris: (laughing)
• 38:03
  Chris: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:04
  Charles: There's power bottom and then there's bottom.
• 38:07
  Charles: (laughing)
• 38:07
  Charles: You know, that's the two levels.
• 38:09
  Chris: Is there a level below bottom?
• 38:10
  Chris: 'Cause I think that's where he would be.
• 38:13
  Chris: Like sub-bottom.
• 38:15
  Charles: Sub-bottom, probably,
• 38:17
  Charles: actually you're right.
• 38:17
  Charles: Yeah, you're probably right.
• 38:18
  Charles: Actually.
• 38:18
  Charles: That sounds about right.
• 38:20
  Charles: (laughing)
• 38:23
  Nora: All right,
• 38:23
  Nora: next I have a little dog with a big stick.
• 38:26
  Mandy: Ugh,
• 38:27
  Mandy: yes,
• 38:27
  Mandy: always.
• 38:29
  Chris: His name is Charles.
• 38:32
  Chris: Is this the famous one?
• 38:35
  Chris: Is this the famous one?
• 38:37
  Nora: He goes around New York City with a big stick.
• 38:40
  Nora: Oh my gosh!
• 38:43
  Nora: Can I take a picture?
• 38:44
  Video: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:46
  Chris: Can I take a picture? No.
• 38:48
  Chris: Can I use Google?
• 38:49
  Chris: Yeah, you can.
• 38:52
  Chris: Is that the stick?
• 38:54
  Chris: Oh no, sometimes it's like this.
• 38:57
  Chris: Oh,
• 38:58
  Chris: that's adorable.
• 38:58
  Nora: People give more courtesy to this little guy
• 39:00
  Nora: with a big stick than like a human walking down the street.
• 39:04
  Mandy: Humans suck.
• 39:06
  Chris: I'm gonna try walking down the street
• 39:07
  Chris: with a stick in my mouth.
• 39:08
  Chris: Right.
• 39:09
  Chris: (laughing)
• 39:09
  Chris: Yeah, see you later.
• 39:10
  Mandy: I think that would only work if you were Little Chris.
• 39:13
  Nora: I mean I can do that.
• 39:14
  Nora: Somebody get the stick.
• 39:15
  Nora: Did you see that?
• 39:16
  Nora: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Chris: I can put a stick in my mouth
• 39:18
  Chris: and you can roll me around on this chair
• 39:19
  Chris: and I'll be Little Chris.
• 39:20
  Chris: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Chris: Yeah,
• 39:21
  Chris: I think that'd be good.
• 39:22
  Charles: I got a stick to put in your mouth.
• 39:26
  Chris: Technical difficulties, Mandy.
• 39:28
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 39:29
  Mandy: There we go.
• 39:31
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 39:34
  Nora: All right, I have a couple more.
• 39:35
  Mandy: Is it just staying up forever?
• 39:37
  Chris: Next.
• 39:39
  Nora: We did unfortunately miss the Taco Bell 50K.
• 39:42
  Mandy: No,
• 39:43
  Mandy: we were gonna go take science.
• 39:45
  Chris: How has this happened twice where we've missed it?
• 39:48
  Mandy: We are the worst Coloradans ever.
• 39:51
  Charles: We need a calendar.
• 39:52
  Nora: So we can go ahead and play.
• 39:55
  Nora: I do have an update from somebody who ran it.
• 39:57
  Nora: I don't even want to know now I'm mad.
• 39:58
  Nora: And did the Diablo challenge,
• 40:00
  Nora: which is very exciting.
• 40:01
  Nora: The Diablo challenge.
• 40:03
  Video: So today I'm running the Taco Bell 50k,
• 40:06
  Video: which is a 31 mile race from Denver that goes by 11 different Taco Bells.
• 40:11
  Video: You have to eat a menu item at 10.
• 40:14
  Chris: His shirt is glorious.
• 40:16
  Video: And you gotta do a Crunchwrap Supreme by stop 4.
• 40:19
  Video: And you gotta do a Burrito Supreme by stop 8.
• 40:24
  Nora: And just imagine...
• 40:25
  Video: The best part is you're not allowed to use any performance-enhancing drugs.
• 40:29
  Video: So no Tums,
• 40:30
  Video: no Pepto.
• 40:32
  Video: It's a clean race.
• 40:35
  Nora: The first guy who ran a marathon at 26.2 miles dropped dead.
• 40:40
  Nora: And now we're doing this.
• 40:42
  Chris: What a time to be alive.
• 40:43
  Nora: 31 miles of Taco Bell racing.
• 40:48
  Chris: That was just thinning the weak from the herd.
• 40:50
  Nora: Yeah.
• 40:51
  Mandy: What a time to be alive.
• 40:52
  Nora: Start with a beer too.
• 40:53
  Nora: That is a good way to do it.
• 40:54
  Nora: (people talking)
• 40:56
  Nora: My sister who's a runner does love a run beer.
• 41:05
  Nora: Look how many people were doing it.
• 41:10
  Mandy: I say without consent we sign Charles up for next year.
• 41:15
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 41:17
  Charles: I think we do it with consent.
• 41:19
  Charles: I have my thoughts on how to do it right.
• 41:21
  Nora: You did lose a bunch of weight,
• 41:23
  Nora: so you might be ready to run it.
• 41:25
  Chris: You are the one in the best position to do this,
• 41:27
  Chris: girls.
• 41:28
  Nora: Out of the four of us?
• 41:29
  Chris: Mandy will die.
• 41:29
  Chris: I have a broken leg and asthma.
• 41:31
  Mandy: I'll die.
• 41:32
  Nora: I mean, I'll eat all the Taco Bell,
• 41:33
  Nora: but I could walk it probably,
• 41:35
  Nora: but it would take me a couple days.
• 41:37
  Chris: You have 31 miles,
• 41:39
  Chris: fuck that.
• 41:39
  Nora: That's a long way.
• 41:41
  Nora: That's more than a marathon.
• 41:44
  Nora: That's a big race.
• 41:45
  Mandy: I just get bored so quickly.
• 41:48
  Chris: Mandy'd be out in like five minutes.
• 41:49
  Mandy: I know, I'd be like, "Oh my God, this isn't ending yet."
• 41:52
  Nora: And I went on a 30 minute walk with my dog and thought I was gonna give myself an asthma attack.
• 41:57
  Mandy: That's fair.
• 42:00
  Nora: He did it with the Diablo challenge.
• 42:02
  Charles: Diablo's nothing.
• 42:04
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 42:04
  Mandy: once again Charles, we support you, we want you to do this,
• 42:07
  Mandy: we would love to participate with you.
• 42:11
  Nora: I could give you beer on the sidelines,
• 42:13
  Nora: I'd be happy to do that.
• 42:14
  Charles: So like,
• 42:15
  Charles: here's my thought, I have thoughts on this.
• 42:17
  Charles: It's 11 hours,
• 42:18
  Charles: 30 miles.
• 42:20
  Chris: I mean, that guy did it in seven hours.
• 42:22
  Charles: Right. - Ooh, challenge.
• 42:24
  Charles: That is a three mile an hour pace.
• 42:28
  Nora: Which is not bad.
• 42:28
  Charles: Which is not bad.
• 42:30
  Nora: But you have to be pacing.
• 42:33
  Charles: Right,
• 42:34
  Charles: which I can,
• 42:35
  Charles: that's just walking speed.
• 42:37
  Nora: It is.
• 42:37
  Charles: Right.
• 42:40
  Charles: That is doable.
• 42:42
  Charles: I think that's doable,
• 42:43
  Charles: especially in the 11 hours.
• 42:44
  Charles: Now,
• 42:45
  Charles: when it comes to the Taco Bell,
• 42:47
  Charles: I would want to order ahead because if I'm cutting it that close...
• 42:53
  Nora: You don't have time to stand in line and wait.
• 42:55
  Mandy: Okay,
• 42:56
  Mandy: look,
• 42:57
  Mandy: I will sacrifice so much to help you achieve your dreams.
• 43:01
  Mandy: I will pre-order for you and have it waiting for you.
• 43:03
  Charles: Oh my gosh.
• 43:04
  Mandy: Because I'm amazing like that.
• 43:06
  Mandy: Amazing.
• 43:07
  Nora: Yeah.
• 43:08
  Charles: I could,
• 43:08
  Charles: like,
• 43:09
  Charles: it doesn't seem...
• 43:11
  Video: She's like, "Yep."
• 43:13
  Nora: Or,
• 43:14
  Nora: I mean, you will have support staff,
• 43:16
  Nora: so maybe we could just go ahead and order the things for you
• 43:19
  Nora: and have it ready for you out front.
• 43:21
  Nora: Yeah, that's what I was saying.
• 43:23
  Mandy: 'Cause we're amazing people down inside.
• 43:25
  Nora: Just drive to the next location.
• 43:26
  Nora: Yeah, and bring it out to the store
• 43:28
  Nora: and then hand it to you outside.
• 43:30
  Nora: And I could just go.
• 43:31
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 43:32
  Mandy: And there's enough of us that we can all do that.
• 43:35
  Nora: Right, 'cause there's, I mean, between-
• 43:36
  Chris: Yeah, we'll all be stationed at different Taco Bells.
• 43:38
  Nora: Each of us would have two stores
• 43:40
  Nora: that we would help you out with.
• 43:41
  Mandy: I volunteer the intern.
• 43:43
  Nora: See,
• 43:44
  Nora: now we have enough people.
• 43:45
  Charles: You can do rotations.
• 43:46
  Nora: Yeah, we just rotate or we go, you know,
• 43:48
  Nora: I'll do these two and then you do the next two
• 43:51
  Nora: or we,
• 43:51
  Nora: you know, figure it out.
• 43:52
  Nora: We can plan ahead.
• 43:53
  Nora: We can strategize this if you really wanna do it.
• 43:56
  Chris: We'll strap like two GoPros to you
• 43:58
  Chris: so that your entire run is captured.
• 44:00
  Nora: Oh, you need GoPros.
• 44:01
  Nora: You will need GoPros.
• 44:02
  Charles: I would need one 360 cam that is placed right here
• 44:07
  Charles: so that you get the great angle of my face just.
• 44:10
  Nora: Like Francis in the train.
• 44:11
  Charles: Yeah, yes.
• 44:12
  Charles: Yes, you know exactly what I'm saying.
• 44:15
  Charles: Yes.
• 44:17
  Nora: Like Francis in the trains.
• 44:18
  Nora: I know exactly what you're saying.
• 44:21
  Charles: Have you seen this guy,
• 44:22
  Charles: Chris?
• 44:23
  Chris: We saw the train guy.
• 44:25
  Chris: Yeah,
• 44:25
  Chris: we watched it on the show.
• 44:26
  Nora: Sometimes he'll have the 360 cam just right under his chin.
• 44:29
  Nora: So it's just his face smiling and crying at trains.
• 44:33
  Charles: He's hosting the new-
• 44:36
  Chris: The Grammys?
• 44:37
  Charles: The Top Gear.
• 44:38
  Charles: They did a reboot of Top Gear,
• 44:40
  Charles: and he's one of the hosts.
• 44:42
  Nora: That makes sense.
• 44:43
  Nora: And his girlfriend-
• 44:43
  Chris: Was everyone else in the world busy?
• 44:46
  Nora: From what I can see, his girlfriend's pretty hot.
• 44:49
  Nora: Like, he can get it.
• 44:51
  Nora: So like-
• 44:52
  Charles: Train-offism is a thing, man.
• 44:53
  Charles: Exactly.
• 44:53
  Charles: You got that-
• 44:55
  Charles: The train-tism?
• 44:56
  Charles: The ah-rism.
• 44:57
  Nora: Ah-rism.
• 44:59
  Nora: OK, I have one more, and I need some opinions on this
• 45:02
  Nora: to know if this is fetish content or not.
• 45:05
  Nora: Because I don't know.
• 45:06
  Charles: The answer is yes.
• 45:07
  Charles: Before even seeing it.
• 45:09
  Video: Hajime!
• 45:10
  Video: All right, this match is underway.
• 45:12
  Video: Immediately,
• 45:12
  Video: Gherki blocks the seat belt escape of Chambers.
• 45:14
  Video: Harjitsu?
• 45:15
  Video: Uh-huh.
• 45:15
  Video: Chambers looks to be out now.
• 45:16
  Video: He's reversed his position. - That's gay.
• 45:18
  Video: And now we have a dogfight.
• 45:20
  Nora: Gherki's looking for a front choke here.
• 45:22
  Chris: I mean, it sure looks pretty gay.
• 45:25
  Chris: (laughs)
• 45:25
  Nora: Like the next scene cuts to the winner on top.
• 45:29
  Chris: Was this part of a pride celebration,
• 45:31
  Chris: or what?
• 45:32
  Video: Are they wearing shoes?
• 45:34
  Video: Nope.
• 45:34
  Charles: Is that funny?
• 45:35
  Charles: They're bare feet.
• 45:36
  Charles: That's a point towards fat content.
• 45:40
  Chris: The dude's name is Gherki.
• 45:41
  Chris: Come on.
• 45:42
  Video: James with some really good chest pressure here.
• 45:44
  Video: And now Gherki and Chambers are outside of the passenger window.
• 45:49
  Video: This is very dangerous.
• 45:50
  Video: Y'all, did we just stumble upon another pseudo sport?
• 45:53
  Video: No,
• 45:53
  Mandy: I'm not.
• 45:54
  Mandy: I'm not choosing a team for this one.
• 45:55
  Video: I don't think that this is a sport.
• 45:57
  Nora: I think it's-
• 45:58
  Video: No need to keep that.
• 45:59
  Video: He's going to discard that.
• 46:00
  Chris: I'm team guy in the window.
• 46:03
  Charles: What station is this on?
• 46:05
  Charles: What the fuck is PLN?
• 46:07
  Video: (laughing)
• 46:07
  Chris: Fucking ESPN 19.
• 46:11
  Nora: What? - I don't know.
• 46:12
  Chris: We have to look more into this.
• 46:14
  Charles: PLN Station.
• 46:17
  Charles: No, PLN-
• 46:18
  Charles: Karjitsu. - TV Station.
• 46:20
  Chris: Karjitsu. - I was gonna end up
• 46:21
  Chris: on a watch list.
• 46:22
  Mandy: Yep,
• 46:23
  Mandy: yep.
• 46:23
  Charles: Pro League Network.
• 46:25
  Chris: That's not a thing.
• 46:26
  Charles: It's a live broadcast,
• 46:30
  Charles: just premiering in LA.
• 46:32
  Nora: Family Friendly Program?
• 46:34
  Nora: No, that's AI. - No, that's the positive.
• 46:36
  Charles: I think it's this one.
• 46:37
  Charles: It's the Pro League Network.
• 46:39
  Nora: Yeah, I think so.
• 46:41
  Nora: They just broadcast sports.
• 46:45
  Charles: And it's an LA thing, I guess?
• 46:49
  Nora: Yeah, I don't know what it is,
• 46:50
  Nora: but it feels like the next scene.
• 46:57
  Nora: I don't know.
• 46:59
  Nora: (laughing)
• 47:01
  Charles: I'm just saying,
• 47:02
  Charles: Nora, this could be us right now.
• 47:04
  Nora: Yes,
• 47:05
  Nora: but I made a promise.
• 47:05
  Nora: But they have like Hershey's Kisses on the end.
• 47:10
  Chris: Wait a second,
• 47:11
  Chris: what's with the purple dude in the corner?
• 47:14
  Nora: Oh, he's going through a manic episode.
• 47:15
  Nora: It's a cuck chair.
• 47:16
  Nora: We just wish the best for him.
• 47:19
  Chris: Okay.
• 47:20
  Nora: We just wish the best for him,
• 47:21
  Nora: probably.
• 47:22
  Charles: So Spock right now is in the middle
• 47:27
  Charles: of what's called Pon Far,
• 47:28
  Charles: which is-
• 47:30
  Mandy: Where's Laura?
• 47:31
  Mandy: She would be with me on I'm too pretty for this
• 47:34
  Charles: Pon far is when vulcans get a curse super horny like every seven years
• 47:40
  Charles: They get one week where they get hella horny and they have to fuck hard,
• 47:45
  Charles: right?
• 47:46
  Charles: They have to fuck they have to fuck so hard that they they they get all of their emotions out of their body
• 47:53
  Charles: So they're not evil,
• 47:54
  Charles: right?
• 47:54
  Charles: And uh, we've all been there
• 47:57
  Charles: That's what Ponfar is.
• 47:59
  Charles: This fight right here is what's called Caliphy.
• 48:02
  Charles: Right, if I'm not mistaken,
• 48:03
  Charles: it's called Caliphy.
• 48:04
  Chris: I think Mandy's died.
• 48:08
  Charles: No pro yeah, I'm glad that I can tell you the lore of Star Trek Ponfar.
• 48:17
  Nora: That,
• 48:17
  Nora: yeah, no, uh,
• 48:19
  Nora: the purple guy, he, we just wish the best for him. Oh my
• 48:22
  Charles: god, that's the, oh, I didn't even see.
• 48:25
  Charles: It's David Henshaw.
• 48:26
  Nora: He's going through a manic episode right now. He's not well
• 48:30
  Charles: He just does this should we watch it real quick? He's but also he's not well
• 48:35
  Charles: He is not well like
• 48:39
  Charles: He's just not well he does like joker makeup sometimes
• 48:45
  Chris: Like his his shit is did he run out of every color but purple?
• 48:48
  Nora: Uh, he's probably done the other one. Uh
• 48:50
  Charles: 1.5 million views on this video.
• 48:55
  Nora: Yeah
• 48:56
  Nora: Yeah,
• 48:57
  Nora: he's going through some stuff.
• 48:59
  Chris: Oh God, that's horrifying.
• 49:03
  Nora: There's one while he's pink.
• 49:04
  Chris: Was he going for Joker,
• 49:06
  Chris: but instead he got John Wayne Gacy?
• 49:08
  Chris: What the hell?
• 49:08
  Nora: I don't think he had a goal.
• 49:13
  Charles: This is a 40 minute long video of him
• 49:16
  Charles: as the Joker giving a relationship advice.
• 49:19
  Nora: And it has 132,000 views.
• 49:21
  Chris: What are we even doing guys?
• 49:22
  Mandy: Why are we even,
• 49:24
  Mandy: no.
• 49:24
  Charles: We could do this.
• 49:26
  Chris: Do we need to paint ourselves up like a psychotic clown?
• 49:29
  Nora: Actually we could broadcast while each of us are color.
• 49:35
  Chris: We should do, we should all do Juggalo paint.
• 49:37
  Chris: One of us is painted blue,
• 49:37
  Nora: one of us is painted green,
• 49:38
  Nora: one of us is painted purple, one of us is painted black.
• 49:41
  Mandy: I love that we're having our own conversation.
• 49:44
  Charles: This is terrible to watch for everybody at home.
• 49:48
  Charles: Everybody.
• 49:49
  Charles: But to go to their conversation,
• 49:52
  Charles: I have Juggalo makeup sitting on my counter right now
• 49:54
  Charles: that I've been waiting to put on
• 49:56
  Charles: since we were gonna do the Juggalo taste test.
• 49:58
  Mandy: I mean,
• 49:59
  Mandy: sounds like Halloween.
• 50:01
  Charles: Whoop whoop, should we do it for Halloween?
• 50:03
  Mandy: No, but is there culture not a costume?
• 50:07
  Nora: I saw a Juggalo at the Oddities and Curiosities Festival.
• 50:11
  Nora: It was the first time seeing a Juggalo in person.
• 50:14
  Nora: It was cool.
• 50:16
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 50:16
  Chris: That's the first time you've seen a Juggalo in person?
• 50:18
  Nora: I don't get out a lot.
• 50:20
  Chris: Fair.
• 50:22
  Nora: That was all my content for today.
• 50:23
  Chris: What's our next video?
• 50:25
  Chris: (laughing)
• 50:27
  Mandy: So I watched last week's show even though I wasn't here.
• 50:30
  Mandy: And I saw how-
• 50:32
  Chris: Like a good producer does.
• 50:33
  Mandy: Like I do,
• 50:34
  Mandy: yeah.
• 50:34
  Mandy: And I saw the video on the person who had a friend
• 50:37
  Mandy: who just collects the videos.
• 50:38
  Mandy: And he's like, "Why aren't you watching?"
• 50:40
  Mandy: That's me.
• 50:41
  Mandy: So my friend sent me these over two years ago.
• 50:45
  Chris: Oh, nice.
• 50:46
  Mandy: So they are giving us the content.
• 50:48
  Charles: Nice.
• 50:48
  Mandy: Okay.
• 50:53
  Mandy: Here's how to instantly fix lower back pain.
• 50:55
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 50:59
  Nora: Insert the hook in the back loop of the next stitch.
• 51:03
  Nora: Soil is the most important element of gardening.
• 51:08
  Nora: (laughing)
• 51:11
  Nora: This really is adult,
• 51:12
  Nora: and also like cleaning,
• 51:14
  Nora: satisfying cleaning videos.
• 51:16
  Charles: Oh my God, the power wash videos.
• 51:18
  Nora: Oh God,
• 51:20
  Nora: SB mowing.
• 51:21
  Charles: Yes.
• 51:21
  Nora: Every day.
• 51:22
  Mandy: Oh, I like that one too.
• 51:25
  Mandy: Okay, we're gonna keep going.
• 51:27
  Mandy: More things my friends have sent to me
• 51:29
  Mandy: two years ago that I never watched.
• 51:31
  Chris: What's the name of a new segment?
• 51:33
  Chris: (eerie music)
• 51:37
  Chris: (laughing)
• 51:41
  Nora: Oh my God, that's so icky.
• 51:45
  Mandy: This one was sent to me,
• 51:48
  Mandy: the next two by a friend,
• 51:50
  Mandy: and I think his captions help.
• 51:52
  Mandy: he said we should be learning how to do this as our zombie apocalypse training.
• 51:59
  Video: Oh my god!
• 52:00
  Nora: Oh yeah!
• 52:02
  Charles: Are they actually running?
• 52:04
  Charles: Oh my god!
• 52:05
  Nora: Oh my god!
• 52:06
  Nora: Oh my god!
• 52:09
  Nora: Chainsaw blades!
• 52:11
  Chris: The real chainsaw man.
• 52:13
  Nora: Crazy!
• 52:15
  Nora: That's crazy work!
• 52:18
  Nora: He's a good skier.
• 52:19
  Mandy: So this, I love this because these are tailored to my interests.
• 52:22
  Mandy: by people who know and love me.
• 52:24
  Nora: That is, that guy's a good speaker.
• 52:25
  Charles: That is beyond an OSHA violation.
• 52:28
  Charles: That's like.
• 52:29
  Mandy: I am an OSHA violation.
• 52:31
  Nora: Walking, talking OSHA violation.
• 52:34
  Mandy: Okay, last one for me.
• 52:36
  Mandy: Once again, tailored to me and my interests.
• 52:41
  Mandy: EpiPen launcher.
• 52:42
  Charles: And it's a bold production.
• 52:43
  Charles: Yes, I've seen this one.
• 52:44
  Charles: It's made of PVC pipes, 3D printed parts,
• 52:47
  Charles: and is connected to compressed air on my back.
• 52:49
  Charles: So if someone's having an allergic reaction
• 52:51
  Charles: from far away.
• 52:52
  Charles: I have about four shots to heal them.
• 52:56
  Chris: Speaking of apocalypse training.
• 52:59
  Video: Be sure to check out my YouTube video because I'm going to launch this real one next.
• 53:02
  Video: Wait, that's mine.
• 53:04
  Nora: That's mine.
• 53:07
  Nora: I liked it.
• 53:08
  Nora: That was a good scroll through.
• 53:10
  Chris: That was incredible.
• 53:12
  Mandy: Thank you. Thank you.
• 53:12
  Charles: I've got videos too.
• 53:14
  Charles: I brought some this week.
• 53:15
  Charles: So the first two are Twilight themed.
• 53:19
  Charles: So this first one is an impression doing a script from the Twilight book.
• 53:27
  Video: I'm being asked by my girlfriend to read this passage from Twilight.
• 53:32
  Video: Oh god, hold on.
• 53:35
  Video: About three things I was absolutely positive.
• 53:38
  Video: First,
• 53:40
  Video: Edward was a vampire.
• 53:44
  Video: Second,
• 53:44
  Video: I was a part of him and I didn't know how to dominate that part.
• 53:49
  Video: How dom-- wait, no.
• 53:51
  Video: How dom-- how dom-- how dominant that boy-
• 53:54
  Video: ooh, he's dominant.
• 53:56
  Video: That thirsted for blood.
• 53:58
  Video: And third,
• 53:59
  Video: I was unconditionally and irrevocably
• 54:03
  Video: in love with him.
• 54:09
  Charles: This next one is a themed-
• 54:12
  Charles: Twilight-themed yard.
• 54:17
  Charles: (laughing)
• 54:28
  Nora: It's not a baseball game, what are you talking about?
• 54:32
  Nora: Moving Vampires.
• 54:35
  Charles: Okay,
• 54:36
  Charles: I have found my new favorite weird little guy.
• 54:40
  Nora: I almost sent him to you this week.
• 54:42
  Charles: Do you know who I'm talking about?
• 54:45
  Nora: He's cool.
• 54:46
  Chris: Do you two share an algorithm?
• 54:48
  Nora: Sometimes.
• 54:48
  Charles: Yeah, I think because we send each other-
• 54:50
  Nora: We have a good overlap.
• 54:51
  Charles: We have a way, we send each other videos
• 54:54
  Charles: that we're not gonna bring to the show.
• 54:56
  Nora: It's true.
• 54:57
  Nora: Vanessa made me do it.
• 54:58
  Charles: Yeah,
• 54:59
  Charles: so this one, this kid loves toilets.
• 55:03
  Nora: Like autism special interest love.
• 55:05
  Mandy: Okay.
• 55:08
  Video: This is my 1985 Kohler Wallorf
• 55:11
  Video: and I'm gonna be flushing this washcloth down it
• 55:15
  Video: Man,
• 55:16
  Video: I love this toilet.
• 55:25
  Chris: Why is it hooked up?
• 55:26
  Nora: I'm surprised it's not like a-
• 55:28
  Chris: He's outside.
• 55:30
  Nora: Doesn't look like a super strong flush,
• 55:31
  Nora: you know?
• 55:32
  Nora: Feel like there wouldn't be a lot of spray back coming out.
• 55:34
  Charles: He loves the toilet.
• 55:36
  Charles: Stop giving it such a hard time.
• 55:37
  Nora: No, I'm saying this is a good toilet.
• 55:40
  Video: Washcloth came down.
• 55:42
  Video: (laughing)
• 55:43
  Mandy: Ew,
• 55:44
  Mandy: no, don't touch it.
• 55:47
  Video: I like everything about it,
• 55:48
  Video: dude.
• 55:49
  Video: (laughing)
• 55:50
  Nora: I like everything about it, dude.
• 55:52
  Chris: Now watch me take a shit in it.
• 55:55
  Charles: All right,
• 55:55
  Charles: it was one more of his videos.
• 55:57
  Charles: I have been watching all of his content this week.
• 56:00
  Charles: I can tell you a lot about this child
• 56:03
  Charles: and his love of toilets.
• 56:04
  Charles: He has like 20 toilets.
• 56:06
  Nora: Special interest level.
• 56:06
  Mandy: I thought we didn't like children,
• 56:08
  Mandy: Charles.
• 56:09
  Charles: This is of the age that is fine.
• 56:12
  Chris: He's actually Benjamin Button,
• 56:14
  Chris: he's 39 years old.
• 56:15
  Nora: And the other thing is,
• 56:17
  Nora: I don't know,
• 56:17
  Nora: it's an adult interest,
• 56:19
  Nora: you know,
• 56:19
  Nora: what kid is interested in toilets?
• 56:21
  Chris: Well also,
• 56:22
  Chris: how does a kid afford a number of toilets?
• 56:26
  Nora: He was dog sitting,
• 56:28
  Nora: he saved up his money.
• 56:29
  Charles: Yeah.
• 56:31
  Charles: Probably goes to some random lot and finds them on sale.
• 56:37
  Nora: And I bet you his dad-
• 56:38
  Charles: And actually that's the case,
• 56:39
  Charles: because he actually goes to like estate sales to buy shit.
• 56:43
  Nora: And I bet you his dad's a plumber.
• 56:45
  Nora: (laughing)
• 56:46
  Mandy: All right,
• 56:47
  Mandy: here we go.
• 56:48
  Video: Here is my 2004 American Standard toilet.
• 56:52
  Video: Logo,
• 56:53
  Video: logo.
• 56:54
  Video: (laughing)
• 56:56
  Charles: Gotta get the logo,
• 56:57
  Charles: gotta get the logo.
• 56:58
  Charles: (laughing)
• 57:00
  Video: It has a very junky fill valve in it.
• 57:04
  Nora: Oh no, a junky fill valve?
• 57:06
  Video: Nothing's on the lid, but it says right here 2004.
• 57:10
  Video: So this is a junk ass hobo.
• 57:14
  Video: (laughter)
• 57:14
  Video: I bought me a replacement seal,
• 57:17
  Video: so it's fine.
• 57:19
  Nora: It's just junkies.
• 57:21
  Video: Let's give it a flush.
• 57:23
  Video: Flush.
• 57:25
  Video: (laughter)
• 57:28
  Chris: Did they base Skibbity Toilet on this kid?
• 57:33
  Chris: Is that a true story?
• 57:35
  Nora: I think it's just goob from Meet the Einstein.
• 57:38
  Mandy: Very nice toilet though.
• 57:43
  Charles: I love his content.
• 57:45
  Nora: That's autism.
• 57:46
  Charles: That's autism in a nutshell.
• 57:48
  Charles: Yep.
• 57:48
  Charles: And that's an autism special interest.
• 57:51
  Charles: And I wish I could love toilets as much as that kid.
• 57:55
  Nora: And good on him for, or good on his parents for like going to estate sales and buying toilets for him.
• 58:01
  Charles: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Nora: Good on his parents.
• 58:04
  Nora: We love that kid.
• 58:04
  Chris: I mean, where are you going to store all those toilets though?
• 58:07
  Chris: That seems like a logistical nightmare if you got land
• 58:13
  Nora: Yeah
• 58:15
  Charles: Seems like they have a little bit of land out there. I don't even own one toilet
• 58:19
  Chris: I mean,
• 58:20
  Nora: what am I doing? You need to you need to pump up those numbers,
• 58:23
  Chris: man. Yeah, those are rookie numbers
• 58:24
  Charles: Do you guys know what reborn dolls are?
• 58:26
  Mandy: Oh my god. Yes
• 58:28
  Charles: Are you familiar with reborn? Oh
• 58:31
  Charles: My god, so this guy's advice you don't need another one
• 58:35
  Nora: Really?
• 58:36
  Nora: I want one.
• 58:37
  Nora: You don't need another Reborn doll.
• 58:41
  Video: Just by changing the outfit alone,
• 58:44
  Video: you can completely fall in love with your Reborn all over again.
• 58:48
  Video: There's something about a different fabric feel too.
• 58:50
  Video: Like, all of you know that I'm visually impaired, legally blind,
• 58:53
  Video: and the fabric even,
• 58:55
  Video: the texture change,
• 58:57
  Video: helps me.
• 58:57
  Video: It's like a new way to cuddle with them, right?
• 58:59
  Video: Make time for them.
• 59:01
  Video: You know?
• 59:02
  Video: roleplay.
• 59:02
  Video: Try different scenarios.
• 59:04
  Video: Maybe it's a morning routine you like to do with them.
• 59:07
  Video: Maybe it's, "Hey, I haven't taken this doll out in a really long time,
• 59:10
  Video: you know,
• 59:10
  Video: on an
• 59:11
  Video: outing and maybe I want to try it." Go for it.
• 59:15
  Video: You know, take the doll out.
• 59:17
  Video: I think that's
• 59:17
  Video: a great idea. Just take photos,
• 59:19
  Video: do a little photo shoot,
• 59:20
  Video: try them with different things
• 59:21
  Video: and different poses.
• 59:23
  Video: Those are all ways to appreciate the dolls that you already have.
• 59:27
  Video: For more Reborn doll conversations,
• 59:29
  Video: follow us and subscribe to Stronghand's Reborn Dad.
• 59:32
  Video: We'd love to have you with us.
• 59:34
  Video: Oh,
• 59:35
  Nora: I mean, those aren't even good Reborns.
• 59:39
  Mandy: I mean,
• 59:40
  Mandy: I'm glad it's a doll.
• 59:43
  Nora: Google a Reborn real quick.
• 59:44
  Nora: You got it.
• 59:45
  Nora: The ones that you can even find at Walmart.
• 59:47
  Nora: Those are better than this one.
• 59:49
  Nora: Real Reborns look like actual children.
• 59:53
  Nora: Chris,
• 59:54
  Nora: look at this.
• 59:56
  Nora: Look at these.
• 59:56
  Charles: Cut to my computer.
• 59:58
  Nora: Look at,
• 59:58
  Nora: look at these.
• 59:59
  Charles: Look at these.
• 1:00:01
  Nora: Look at them.
• 1:00:03
  Nora: Okay,
• 1:00:04
  Nora: so it starts with the real babies, right?
• 1:00:06
  Nora: And then you get to the green skin one.
• 1:00:08
  Nora: You can get an avatar baby,
• 1:00:10
  Nora: one of the Pandora babies.
• 1:00:11
  Nora: You could get them slightly older with their eyes open.
• 1:00:15
  Nora: People will, the first time that I had experience with reborn dolls was at the Colorado State
• 1:00:20
  Nora: Fair.
• 1:00:20
  Nora: And I thought that there was a baby in a display case.
• 1:00:23
  Nora: And I was like,
• 1:00:24
  Nora: what the fuck is going on?
• 1:00:26
  Nora: People will spend hours-
• 1:00:28
  Chris: Check out baby girl Dobby there.
• 1:00:30
  Nora: Tens of,
• 1:00:32
  Nora: like hundreds of hours,
• 1:00:34
  Nora: detailing,
• 1:00:35
  Nora: painting-
• 1:00:35
  Charles: Okay, we're gonna cut away from this.
• 1:00:37
  Nora: Putting their hair in their stupid little heads.
• 1:00:40
  Nora: They're terrified.
• 1:00:41
  Chris: This is one of the most disturbing things
• 1:00:43
  Chris: I've ever seen in my entire life.
• 1:00:44
  Nora: They really freak me out.
• 1:00:46
  Nora: And Strong Hands Reborn, Dad?
• 1:00:49
  Nora: I'm glad they're just dolls.
• 1:00:51
  Mandy: So there's a there's a movie like a TV show series.
• 1:00:54
  Mandy: Um,
• 1:00:55
  Mandy: that's kind of a
• 1:00:56
  Mandy: follows a reborn doll
• 1:00:59
  Mandy: It's by the same person who did the I see dead people.
• 1:01:02
  Nora: Mm-hmm. I'm no show on.
• 1:01:03
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Mandy: Yeah, it's interesting.
• 1:01:06
  Mandy: Mm-hmm
• 1:01:07
  Nora: Interesting.
• 1:01:08
  Mandy: Okay, it's worth a watch for the first season after that. Maybe not
• 1:01:12
  Charles: All right. I've got three more videos and I have sandwiched the weird in between some more fun
• 1:01:19
  Charles: Classic stuff.
• 1:01:21
  Nora: I mean reborns are creepy
• 1:01:31
  Nora: This is what you need for the cheese roll
• 1:01:34
  Chris: Yeah, at least he's having a better time than most people.
• 1:01:36
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 1:01:38
  Chris: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:01:39
  Chris: Maybe not.
• 1:01:40
  Chris: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:01:45
  Charles: Watch it again.
• 1:01:46
  Charles: Can we watch it again?
• 1:01:47
  Charles: Can we watch it again?
• 1:01:48
  Charles: Watch it again?
• 1:01:48
  Charles: You have to watch it again.
• 1:01:51
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:01:56
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:01:57
  Chris: What a triumph of the human spirit.
• 1:01:59
  Charles: Oh, and there he goes.
• 1:02:01
  Charles: He's in the air.
• 1:02:02
  Charles: And in the tree.
• 1:02:05
  Charles: And then he's in another tree.
• 1:02:07
  Chris: Isn't that how Sonny Bono died?
• 1:02:09
  Charles: Oh my god,
• 1:02:11
  Charles: Chris.
• 1:02:13
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 1:02:17
  Nora: That was a good one, thank you.
• 1:02:19
  Charles: Oh, no problem.
• 1:02:20
  Charles: Here is some lighter content to kind of like...
• 1:02:25
  Chris: Oh, that guy looked pretty light.
• 1:02:27
  Charles: to clear our palates before we move on
• 1:02:30
  Charles: to our main topic segments.
• 1:02:33
  Charles: (SINGING) Because I just want to spin you
• 1:02:36
  Charles: round and round this dance floor.
• 1:02:39
  Charles: Get you drunk on love like mine.
• 1:02:42
  Charles: My wine does-
• 1:02:43
  Chris: This is like that shot in Twilight.
• 1:02:45
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Nora: It's very Louisiana.
• 1:02:49
  Chris: Louisiana Twilight.
• 1:02:50
  Charles: All right,
• 1:02:50
  Charles: this last one is a musical number.
• 1:02:53
  Video: You may faint,
• 1:02:55
  Video: you may die,
• 1:02:57
  Video: approaching the end of your life.
• 1:03:00
  Video: Ooh,
• 1:03:01
  Video: see that girl,
• 1:03:03
  Video: she's an EMT.
• 1:03:05
  Video: It's a medical emergency.
• 1:03:08
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:03:15
  Chris: Yes.
• 1:03:16
  Nora: That's really good.
• 1:03:17
  Chris: Yes.
• 1:03:19
  Charles: Amazing.
• 1:03:20
  Chris: That was delightful.
• 1:03:23
  Charles: We've been going at it for an hour already.
• 1:03:25
  Charles: We've had a-
• 1:03:26
  Nora: I knew we were going to have some good reminets today.
• 1:03:30
  Charles: As Abba once said,
• 1:03:32
  Charles: we're having the time of our lives.
• 1:03:33
  Nora: We are.
• 1:03:35
  Nora: We are indeed.
• 1:03:36
  Charles: So-
• 1:03:37
  Nora: Do you know what that means?
• 1:03:38
  Charles: You know what that means?
• 1:03:38
  Charles: It means that somebody needs to do an ad read.
• 1:03:41
  Nora: I think it's my turn.
• 1:03:42
  Charles: I think it is your turn.
• 1:03:43
  Charles: I've been avoiding it.
• 1:03:43
  Charles: What kind of music do you want?
• 1:03:45
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:03:46
  Nora: Surprise me.
• 1:03:48
  Charles: Oh, surprise you.
• 1:03:50
  Nora: I'm not even going to look at your screen
• 1:03:52
  Nora: to see what you're gonna give me.
• 1:03:54
  Charles: Let's do,
• 1:03:55
  Charles: hold on,
• 1:03:56
  Charles: what would be...
• 1:03:59
  Nora: We're gonna talk about loud.
• 1:03:59
  Charles: Let's do,
• 1:04:00
  Charles: okay,
• 1:04:01
  Charles: I'm gonna...
• 1:04:04
  Nora: Give me a vibe.
• 1:04:05
  Charles: Play a vibe. - Inspirational.
• 1:04:09
  Nora: Do you hear that, you guys?
• 1:04:11
  Nora: You know what it's time for?
• 1:04:12
  Nora: It's time to talk about loudspeaker.
• 1:04:15
  Nora: You guys heard of Loudspeaker Studios?
• 1:04:17
  Charles: No, it's Loudspeaker Studios.
• 1:04:19
  Nora: Loudspeaker Studios is a place where you can tell any story that you want here in northern Colorado.
• 1:04:26
  Nora: We have an incredible podcasting studio located here in Colorado.
• 1:04:31
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• 1:04:37
  Nora: You could record an audiobook.
• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:41
  Nora: You could record anything that your heart desires here,
• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:47
  Nora: And the best part about it is this is the least expensive,
• 1:04:52
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• 1:04:57
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• 1:05:04
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• 1:05:05
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• 1:05:13
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• 1:05:19
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• 1:05:21
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• 1:05:23
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• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:25
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• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:32
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• 1:05:36
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• 1:05:37
  Charles: And as it points to the sign back here,
• 1:05:42
  Charles: voice is power.
• 1:05:43
  Charles: Voice is
• 1:05:44
  Charles: power people.
• 1:05:45
  Charles: Voice is power.
• 1:05:50
  Charles: You did such a good job. Thanks.
• 1:05:53
  Nora: I went for the loudspeaker studio since we've
• 1:05:55
  Nora: been doing the radio station pretty frequently.
• 1:05:57
  Charles: Yeah I like it.
• 1:05:58
  Charles: Good call.
• 1:06:00
  Nora: Yep yep okay so now we're gonna get into probably the best presentation that I've
• 1:06:05
  Nora: ever made for this show because we are all going to the Congo and in fact we're
• 1:06:11
  Nora: going to be getting in the Congo tomorrow you guys tomorrow in our
• 1:06:16
  Nora: inflatable kayak with all of our supplies we're going down the Congo so
• 1:06:22
  Nora: let's uh let's queue up my presentation so I can give you a little bit more
• 1:06:26
  Nora: context about this because you guys we're all going down the Congo tomorrow
• 1:06:32
  Nora: So if you would go to the next slide please.
• 1:06:37
  Nora: Why are we going to the Congo?
• 1:06:38
  Nora: What am I talking about?
• 1:06:40
  Nora: So the whole internet is currently joining Ash
• 1:06:43
  Nora: Dykes on his kayak trip down the Senga River in the Congo Basin.
• 1:06:48
  Nora: So we're going
• 1:06:48
  Nora: to cover a few different topics.
• 1:06:51
  Nora: So first of all I'm going to cover who is Ash
• 1:06:53
  Nora: Dykes?
• 1:06:54
  Nora: What is this crazy guy doing?
• 1:06:55
  Nora: What supplies are we bringing?
• 1:06:57
  Nora: What are the
• 1:06:58
  Nora: dangers and then how can I check our progress.
• 1:07:01
  Nora: So next slide please.
• 1:07:03
  Charles: Great name.
• 1:07:05
  Nora: What?
• 1:07:06
  Nora: Ash Dykes?
• 1:07:06
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:07:07
  Nora: You cannot search his last name on TikTok and
• 1:07:10
  Nora: find his account.
• 1:07:12
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:07:12
  Charles: I do not.
• 1:07:15
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:07:17
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:07:19
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:07:20
  Nora: So just for action-
• 1:07:21
  Charles: I bet if you searched on Google,
• 1:07:22
  Charles: too,
• 1:07:23
  Charles: you'd run into some issues as well.
• 1:07:24
  Nora: You can't do that.
• 1:07:25
  Nora: That's a slur.
• 1:07:27
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:07:28
  Nora: So who is this guy?
• 1:07:29
  Chris: Hello, friend.
• 1:07:29
  Chris: Your name is a slur.
• 1:07:31
  Nora: Right?
• 1:07:32
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:07:32
  Nora: He's Welsh,
• 1:07:33
  Nora: so maybe in Wales,
• 1:07:36
  Nora: dyke is not a slur.
• 1:07:37
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:07:38
  Charles: >> [James] There are-- there is a term in, like, construction
• 1:07:42
  Charles: that is like-- >> [Sara] It's a dam.
• 1:07:43
  Charles: >> [James] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a dam,
• 1:07:45
  Charles: right?
• 1:07:46
  Nora: >> [Sara] A dam is the dike-
• 1:07:48
  Charles: >> [James] So I work in construction a little bit,
• 1:07:51
  Charles: and I'm in these meetings,
• 1:07:52
  Charles: and they're constantly,
• 1:07:54
  Charles: constantly talking about dikes.
• 1:07:57
  Charles: And I'm like,
• 1:07:58
  Charles: "Can we use a different word?"
• 1:08:00
  Charles: (all laughing)
• 1:08:02
  Mandy: >> [Sara] My senior thesis was,
• 1:08:04
  Mandy: "When the dam breaks,
• 1:08:06
  Mandy: "examining the flood of lesbians
• 1:08:07
  Mandy: Leaving the second wave feminist movement
• 1:08:11
  Nora: Really good damn dykes right exactly so
• 1:08:16
  Nora: He is a Welsh adventurer and survivalist and he has set
• 1:08:22
  Nora: Five world records and done four worlds first trips or set for worlds first
• 1:08:28
  Nora: He's gone across Mongolia the Yangtze the Amazon
• 1:08:32
  Nora: He's bringing two other people.
• 1:08:34
  Nora: Maybe three other people with him for this
• 1:08:36
  Nora: for the actual people who are going down the river and it's part of a project
• 1:08:42
  Nora: that he calls project six even though this is only the fifth thing that he is
• 1:08:46
  Nora: like the fifth project that he's been a part of but the idea is that if he so
• 1:08:53
  Nora: like he announces this one and then if he survives it he's gonna do five more
• 1:08:57
  Nora: so that's why it's project six because there's five there's going to be five
• 1:09:01
  Nora: other projects if he survives.
• 1:09:03
  Mandy: He's just too pretty for math.
• 1:09:05
  Nora: Yeah exactly
• 1:09:06
  Nora: So this is Ash right here.
• 1:09:11
  Nora: There will be about 700 kilometers
• 1:09:12
  Nora: that he's going to be traveling on the river.
• 1:09:15
  Nora: And he's already had malaria at least once
• 1:09:18
  Nora: and did not realize it.
• 1:09:20
  Nora: So-
• 1:09:21
  Chris: Wait, how do you not realize that you have malaria?
• 1:09:23
  Chris: We've all been there,
• 1:09:23
  Charles: Chris.
• 1:09:24
  Charles: We've all been there.
• 1:09:25
  Nora: He thought the hallucinations were coming
• 1:09:27
  Nora: from sleep deprivation.
• 1:09:29
  Nora: Because at this point in his journey,
• 1:09:31
  Nora: he had slept like five hours over like 72 hours,
• 1:09:35
  Nora: like five out of 72 hours he had slept.
• 1:09:37
  Nora: So like he hadn't slept and so there were hallucinations,
• 1:09:39
  Nora: but it also was malaria.
• 1:09:41
  Nora: So-
• 1:09:41
  Chris: What a baby.
• 1:09:42
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:09:43
  Nora: so he also got malaria.
• 1:09:46
  Nora: So,
• 1:09:46
  Nora: we can go to the next slide please.
• 1:09:49
  Nora: What supplies do we have?
• 1:09:51
  Nora: Here's a quick video from Ash.
• 1:09:53
  Charles: We're gonna turn that baby up.
• 1:09:55
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  Charles: Let me know when you're ready.
• 1:09:59
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:10:00
  Video: 20 days before I'm dropped into the middle
• 1:10:02
  Video: of the Congo basin to travel over 700 kilometers
• 1:10:04
  Video: of the Sangha River.
• 1:10:05
  Video: And I'm gonna give you a brief breakdown
• 1:10:07
  Video: on some of the kit that I've got already.
• 1:10:10
  Video: We have got here the water filtration system.
• 1:10:13
  Video: We fill this up, we squeeze this down,
• 1:10:15
  Video: and it filters the water through the inner tube.
• 1:10:18
  Video: Of course, the sun hat.
• 1:10:20
  Video: This is the boots that I'll be wearing,
• 1:10:22
  Video: Sleater boots.
• 1:10:23
  Video: We have got the fire stick.
• 1:10:25
  Video: We have got waterproof matches as well.
• 1:10:29
  Video: We've got more bits and bobs in here.
• 1:10:31
  Video: This again is the water filtration that we're taking.
• 1:10:34
  Video: We've got the kayaks over here.
• 1:10:36
  Mandy: When does he tell us we can buy this
• 1:10:37
  Mandy: on his Amazon store?
• 1:10:39
  Nora: At the end.
• 1:10:41
  Video: Note that these are inflatable kayaks.
• 1:10:50
  Charles: Oh, it stopped.
• 1:10:50
  Charles: Sorry, I was just trying to pause it.
• 1:10:52
  Nora: That's okay.
• 1:10:53
  Nora: These are inflatable kayaks.
• 1:10:56
  Nora: So he has a bunch of stuff in dry bags.
• 1:10:59
  Nora: He has a bunch of stuff that he's bringing.
• 1:11:03
  Nora: But once again,
• 1:11:05
  Nora: he's taking inflatable kayaks down the river.
• 1:11:09
  Mandy: That's a choice.
• 1:11:09
  Nora: So I think that's really the most important thing here.
• 1:11:12
  Nora: So we're gonna go to the next slide here
• 1:11:16
  Nora: and we're gonna understand kind of,
• 1:11:18
  Nora: you're gonna have to restart it,
• 1:11:20
  Nora: why we're worried.
• 1:11:23
  Video: Why we're all worried for Ash Dykes
• 1:11:25
  Video: adventure to the Congo Basin.
• 1:11:26
  Video: So back in 2010,
• 1:11:28
  Video: alleged re-kayaker Hendrix Cortez
• 1:11:29
  Video: led a team deep into the Congo Basin
• 1:11:31
  Video: to paddle uncharted waters.
• 1:11:32
  Video: Hendrik was a master survivalist.
• 1:11:34
  Video: He literally warned his crew every single morning,
• 1:11:36
  Video: "Stay off the banks or the crocs will have you for lunch."
• 1:11:39
  Video: Then while paddling down the Lukanga River,
• 1:11:42
  Video: a massive Nile crocodile surfed right next to his kayak.
• 1:11:45
  Video: Without warning, it reached up,
• 1:11:47
  Video: grabbed Hendrik by the shoulder,
• 1:11:48
  Video: and pulled him down under.
• 1:11:50
  Video: His kayak popped back up completely empty,
• 1:11:52
  Video: and his body was never found.
• 1:11:55
  Video: May he continue to rest in peace,
• 1:11:57
  Video: and that's the reason why he was scared for us.
• 1:12:00
  Video: I just pray that nothing bad happens to him.
• 1:12:03
  Video: Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Nora: Yeah, he's a positive.
• 1:12:05
  Nora: I'm scared, guys, I'm actually worried.
• 1:12:06
  Nora: I've never been worried for somebody like that.
• 1:12:08
  Nora: So it's scary in the Congo Basin,
• 1:12:11
  Nora: right?
• 1:12:11
  Nora: Like there are,
• 1:12:13
  Nora: it's not a safe river to go down.
• 1:12:16
  Nora: So now I'd like to list some of the animals
• 1:12:20
  Nora: that cause the most damage in the Congo Basin.
• 1:12:24
  Nora: What are the dangers?
• 1:12:25
  Nora: So if we could click once.
• 1:12:27
  Chris: Can I ask a question first real quick?
• 1:12:28
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Chris: Why,
• 1:12:30
  Chris: so yes, we're worried about him
• 1:12:32
  Chris: and this is dangerous,
• 1:12:34
  Chris: but why is he doing it?
• 1:12:35
  Mandy: Right?
• 1:12:36
  Nora: 'Cause he wants to.
• 1:12:37
  Mandy: Ugh, white men.
• 1:12:38
  Nora: It's for content.
• 1:12:39
  Charles: It is very much a white man thing.
• 1:12:40
  Nora: It's for content.
• 1:12:42
  Mandy: Ugh, gross.
• 1:12:43
  Charles: For content too, that's even like-
• 1:12:45
  Nora: He's literally bringing-
• 1:12:47
  Mandy: It's 2026, why are we still doing expeditions?
• 1:12:48
  Nora: So sometimes he does solo expeditions,
• 1:12:50
  Nora: he literally is bringing one person,
• 1:12:52
  Nora: one guy on this trip just to film content for him.
• 1:12:56
  Nora: That's the only reason one of the guys is going.
• 1:12:58
  Chris: That's like a Truman show.
• 1:13:00
  Chris: He's like, "I wanna be a great explorer."
• 1:13:01
  Chris: They're like,
• 1:13:02
  Chris: "Sorry, there's nothing left to explore."
• 1:13:04
  Nora: Yeah, that's kinda what the internet has decided.
• 1:13:06
  Nora: So back to the slideshow here.
• 1:13:08
  Nora: So we have gorillas,
• 1:13:10
  Nora: and gorillas actually don't kill people very often.
• 1:13:13
  Nora: We are their primary hunter.
• 1:13:16
  Nora: However-- - Food source.
• 1:13:18
  Nora: We kill gorillas,
• 1:13:20
  Nora: they don't kill us.
• 1:13:20
  Nora: But I mean, I'm sure if you got close to a gorilla,
• 1:13:24
  Nora: it would rip you limb from limb.
• 1:13:25
  Nora: We know what chimpanzees will do.
• 1:13:27
  Nora: Next,
• 1:13:28
  Nora: the Goliath tigerfish.
• 1:13:30
  Nora: Surprisingly,
• 1:13:31
  Nora: it only kills about one to three people
• 1:13:33
  Nora: every year.
• 1:13:34
  Nora: You should work on that.
• 1:13:35
  Chris: I would think those numbers would be higher.
• 1:13:37
  Mandy: Terrifying.
• 1:13:37
  Mandy: You need to work on that.
• 1:13:39
  Nora: Yeah, it has giant teeth and it's terrifying
• 1:13:41
  Nora: and it does live in the water
• 1:13:42
  Nora: and the water is also very silty
• 1:13:44
  Nora: because of how much water is coming down this river.
• 1:13:48
  Nora: Next,
• 1:13:49
  Nora: we have crocodiles.
• 1:13:50
  Nora: So they kill between 300 and 1000 people every year.
• 1:13:55
  Nora: So,
• 1:13:55
  Nora: you know,
• 1:13:56
  Nora: there's lots of crocodiles on the river.
• 1:13:58
  Nora: Next,
• 1:13:59
  Nora: we have elephants.
• 1:14:00
  Nora: Elephants kill between 500 and 1,000 people
• 1:14:03
  Nora: in Africa every year.
• 1:14:05
  Nora: And I mean,
• 1:14:06
  Nora: obviously humans are more of a threat
• 1:14:08
  Nora: to a lot of these animals than they are to us.
• 1:14:13
  Nora: However,
• 1:14:13
  Nora: if there's a guy kayaking down the river,
• 1:14:15
  Nora: putting himself in danger,
• 1:14:17
  Nora: I think that like he might be the recipient of some karma.
• 1:14:22
  Nora: You know?
• 1:14:24
  Nora: And part of the place that he's going down
• 1:14:26
  Nora: has the highest population of elephants
• 1:14:28
  Nora: and gorillas in Africa.
• 1:14:32
  Nora: Next,
• 1:14:33
  Nora: we have hippopotamus.
• 1:14:34
  Nora: Hippopotamus,
• 1:14:34
  Nora: oh, dang it, I didn't get my layers right.
• 1:14:37
  Chris: That's okay.
• 1:14:38
  Mandy: We know what they look like.
• 1:14:39
  Mandy: Dang it, this is a scary picture
• 1:14:40
  Nora: of them charging you underwater.
• 1:14:42
  Charles: Hey Nora, that's an elephant.
• 1:14:43
  Nora: They kill,
• 1:14:44
  Nora: hippopotamus kill between 500 and 3,000 people
• 1:14:48
  Nora: in Africa every year. - Holy shit.
• 1:14:49
  Mandy: Good for them.
• 1:14:50
  Nora: So like,
• 1:14:51
  Nora: don't,
• 1:14:51
  Nora: they're far more prolific than crocodiles.
• 1:14:54
  Nora: Next,
• 1:14:56
  Nora: mosquitoes.
• 1:14:57
  Nora: You think that mosquitoes are not dangerous?
• 1:15:00
  Nora: They kill between 580,000 people
• 1:15:04
  Nora: and 610,000 people every year
• 1:15:08
  Nora: on the continent of Africa alone.
• 1:15:10
  Nora: Like this, and this is like in West Africa.
• 1:15:13
  Nora: This includes mostly malaria,
• 1:15:15
  Nora: but there are so many mosquito-borne illnesses
• 1:15:18
  Nora: The mosquitoes are like one of the single most
• 1:15:21
  Nora: dangerous animals to human beings in the world,
• 1:15:24
  Nora: period.
• 1:15:25
  Nora: Finally,
• 1:15:27
  Nora: dinosaurs.
• 1:15:29
  Charles: What?
• 1:15:30
  Nora: What?
• 1:15:32
  Charles: How many people do dinosaurs kill every year?
• 1:15:35
  Nora: Well,
• 1:15:35
  Mandy: unfortunately,
• 1:15:38
  Nora: I did kind of use that
• 1:15:39
  Nora: as clickbait because I'm pretty sure that most of the,
• 1:15:43
  Nora: if there are dinosaurs there, they're probably sauropods,
• 1:15:45
  Nora: which are the leaf-eating ones.
• 1:15:47
  Nora: Click again.
• 1:15:48
  Nora: The Moklele Mbeme.
• 1:15:51
  Nora: This is a crypto zoological phenomenon in the Congo,
• 1:15:57
  Nora: because the Congo basin is so unexplored.
• 1:16:00
  Chris: Speaking of crypto,
• 1:16:01
  Chris: that is AI as hell.
• 1:16:03
  Nora: This is a drawing.
• 1:16:04
  Nora: This is a drawing.
• 1:16:05
  Chris: What?
• 1:16:06
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:16:06
  Nora: this is digital art.
• 1:16:09
  Charles: Yeah, this feels digital.
• 1:16:10
  Nora: This is a very handmade digital art.
• 1:16:12
  Nora: This is impossible.
• 1:16:17
  Nora: But I do love the whimsy of it.
• 1:16:19
  Nora: But it's like,
• 1:16:20
  Nora: it kind of works off the premise
• 1:16:22
  Nora: that like there is so much unexplored territory
• 1:16:25
  Nora: in the Congo Basin that there could be anything
• 1:16:27
  Nora: in the trees that we just haven't seen yet.
• 1:16:30
  Nora: And there have been sightings for years.
• 1:16:35
  Nora: Cryptozoologists think that it could be a dinosaur,
• 1:16:38
  Nora: it could be a reptilian,
• 1:16:39
  Nora: could be a mammal.
• 1:16:43
  Nora: It's some kind of amphibious animal with a bulky body
• 1:16:46
  Nora: a long neck and tail.
• 1:16:49
  Nora: If you're your mom.
• 1:16:50
  Mandy: Possibly feathers.
• 1:16:51
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:16:51
  Charles: fucking got her ass, Chris.
• 1:16:54
  Nora: Wait, what'd you say?
• 1:16:55
  Chris: Nothing.
• 1:16:55
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:16:56
  Chris: I'm now in total darkness,
• 1:16:58
  Chris: by the way.
• 1:16:59
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:17:00
  Chris: Because the-
• 1:17:00
  Mandy: He keeps misbehaving.
• 1:17:01
  Mandy: We're putting him in the corner.
• 1:17:03
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:17:05
  Nora: So yeah, could be a sauropod,
• 1:17:07
  Nora: could be a long neck dinosaur,
• 1:17:08
  Nora: could be an okapi.
• 1:17:10
  Nora: But I,
• 1:17:11
  Nora: and if you go back to the slideshow,
• 1:17:13
  Nora: we have one more picture.
• 1:17:14
  Nora: This is actually what some of the more accurate drawings.
• 1:17:19
  Mandy: I think it had feathers.
• 1:17:21
  Nora: But it looks like it has a sock puppet mouth.
• 1:17:23
  Chris: It would look better with feathers for sure.
• 1:17:25
  Mandy: I think all dinosaurs would look better with feathers.
• 1:17:27
  Nora: I do agree.
• 1:17:29
  Nora: So yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Nora: so the Mokele-Mbembe,
• 1:17:32
  Nora: I think if anybody's gonna see it,
• 1:17:34
  Nora: it's probably not going to be Ash
• 1:17:36
  Nora: because I don't have a lot of faith in him
• 1:17:39
  Nora: making it out of this.
• 1:17:40
  Nora: I think-
• 1:17:42
  Charles: Do you think he's gonna die?
• 1:17:44
  Nora: I don't know.
• 1:17:44
  Nora: I don't have a whole like,
• 1:17:46
  Nora: I think he's gonna call it off because
• 1:17:49
  Nora: there have been a lot of things that haven't gone right and he's still doing this.
• 1:17:55
  Mandy: Okay, so I don't understand the appeal. I don't understand why anybody would watch this,
• 1:17:59
  Mandy: except is it like NASCAR?
• 1:18:02
  Mandy: Are people watching just because they want to see someone die?
• 1:18:05
  Mandy: Is that the appeal?
• 1:18:06
  Mandy: They want to see the tragedy?
• 1:18:07
  Mandy: Are they Charles?
• 1:18:10
  Charles: I don't.
• 1:18:11
  Nora: This is different than somebody falling down a hill.
• 1:18:13
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:18:14
  Nora: With a cheese race.
• 1:18:14
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 1:18:16
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:18:16
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 1:18:17
  Mandy: The cheese race,
• 1:18:18
  Mandy: I saw a documentary
• 1:18:19
  Mandy: about the injuries people have, it's fascinating.
• 1:18:22
  Charles: This one feels like,
• 1:18:26
  Charles: like,
• 1:18:27
  Mandy: ♪ He had it coming ♪
• 1:18:28
  Charles: If, yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:18:29
  Mandy: ♪ He had it coming ♪
• 1:18:30
  Charles: It's not necessarily funny,
• 1:18:33
  Charles: but it is definitely not shocking when it will happen.
• 1:18:37
  Nora: Not funny, ha ha, but funny, hmm.
• 1:18:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:18:39
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Charles: It's more like just being ashamed
• 1:18:45
  Charles: of fellow white people.
• 1:18:47
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Mandy: Fellow white men.
• 1:18:49
  Chris: This is basically just hubris the musical.
• 1:18:51
  Nora: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:18:52
  Mandy: Oh, but can it be a musical?
• 1:18:53
  Mandy: I'd be so much more entertained.
• 1:18:55
  Nora: I know.
• 1:18:55
  Charles: Should we talk about "Slam Frank"
• 1:18:57
  Charles: next week?
• 1:18:58
  Charles: Talking about musicals?
• 1:19:00
  Nora: I don't know "Slam Frank," so yes.
• 1:19:02
  Chris: Save it for the show.
• 1:19:03
  Charles: I'll give you the pitch of this musical.
• 1:19:06
  Charles: It is a-- - Train, phone, roller skate.
• 1:19:08
  Charles: It is a rap musical in the style of Hamilton,
• 1:19:13
  Charles: featuring Anne Frank.
• 1:19:14
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:19:15
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 1:19:16
  Charles: Where she is played by a Latino woman.
• 1:19:19
  Charles: No.
• 1:19:22
  Charles: Who is like,
• 1:19:25
  Charles: like going through the barrio of Germany.
• 1:19:29
  Charles: Is like the whole idea there.
• 1:19:33
  Chris: Real crowd pleaser, huh?
• 1:19:35
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:19:35
  Charles: it's,
• 1:19:36
  Charles: It's something.
• 1:19:38
  Charles: It's off Broadway right now
• 1:19:40
  Charles: and it's doing pretty darn well.
• 1:19:42
  Nora: Okay,
• 1:19:43
  Nora: I'd like to see "O'Mary."
• 1:19:45
  Nora: Okay, so I have a couple more slides here with our Congo.
• 1:19:49
  Nora: So where are we now?
• 1:19:51
  Nora: How can we check our progress?
• 1:19:52
  Nora: So these are three people
• 1:19:54
  Nora: that if you wanna keep tabs on them,
• 1:19:56
  Nora: this is how you do it.
• 1:19:57
  Nora: First, you can follow Ash Dykes on TikTok,
• 1:19:59
  Nora: but don't look up his last name.
• 1:20:01
  Nora: So you can go ahead and play that one.
• 1:20:03
  Chris: You should go by Ashie D or something.
• 1:20:05
  Nora: Right,
• 1:20:06
  Nora: so this is the river that they're going to
• 1:20:09
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:11
  Nora: inflatable kayak down.
• 1:20:12
  Chris: You okay, Charles?
• 1:20:14
  Nora: Ash-E-D.
• 1:20:15
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:18
  Nora: That is pretty bad.
• 1:20:19
  Nora: See, his username has also been changed,
• 1:20:22
  Nora: so it's not AshDykes anymore
• 1:20:24
  Nora: because he got a strike on his account this week.
• 1:20:26
  Nora: So.
• 1:20:27
  Chris: Nice.
• 1:20:28
  Nora: Next we have.
• 1:20:29
  Chris: Wait, did he get a strike?
• 1:20:30
  Chris: Why did he get a strike on his account?
• 1:20:32
  Nora: Somebody reported it because he's doing stupid shit
• 1:20:34
  Nora: Coco Basin.
• 1:20:36
  Mandy: Bad tracks.
• 1:20:37
  Chris: What do you know?
• 1:20:38
  Nora: So this next guy he is number four.
• 1:20:43
  Nora: The guy who is joining
• 1:20:45
  Nora: the trip here.
• 1:20:46
  Nora: So this is a guy you could follow.
• 1:20:50
  Nora: He's taking his anti-malaria so he won't get
• 1:20:53
  Nora: malaria this time.
• 1:20:55
  Nora: Hopefully.
• 1:20:56
  Nora: So this is Mabot and he is one of the local guides. Yep they're
• 1:21:01
  Mandy: They're always the first to die.
• 1:21:03
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:21:04
  Nora: so I'm really hoping that like he-
• 1:21:05
  Chris: That's what they get for using Comic Sans.
• 1:21:07
  Nora: Doesn't actually go in the river.
• 1:21:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:21:13
  Charles: Christopher.
• 1:21:15
  Nora: For using Comic Sans?
• 1:21:16
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Nora: I mean, I understand.
• 1:21:18
  Nora: I do understand.
• 1:21:19
  Chris: You under Sans?
• 1:21:20
  Nora: I under Sans,
• 1:21:21
  Nora: yeah.
• 1:21:22
  Mandy: No!
• 1:21:22
  Nora: I Comic Sans.
• 1:21:23
  Chris: Here all week.
• 1:21:25
  Nora: All right, next one.
• 1:21:25
  Nora: We do need some sound for this one, Mandy.
• 1:21:28
  Video: And the team arrived safely this afternoon-
• 1:21:30
  Video: This is today.
• 1:21:31
  Video: So everyone keeps asking where Ash is actually putting his inflatable kayak into the water.
• 1:21:36
  Video: He's launching out of a tiny river town called Nola and honestly getting there is half of the
• 1:21:42
  Video: challenge. This is why it took them four days to get there.
• 1:21:45
  Video: Nola sits in the far south and west
• 1:21:47
  Video: corner of the Central African Republic.
• 1:21:49
  Video: It's literally built right where two massive river
• 1:21:52
  Video: merges together to create the Sangai River corridor.
• 1:21:56
  Video: The exact route Ash is paddling 700
• 1:21:59
  Video: kilometers down into the Congo Brazzaville or the Republic of the Congo.
• 1:22:04
  Video: It's basically the
• 1:22:05
  Video: gateway to the Zanga-Sangai Reserve which holds the highest density of wild forest elephants and
• 1:22:13
  Video: gorillas on the planet.
• 1:22:14
  Video: Reaching all over land means driving through mud-shocked jungle tracks
• 1:22:19
  Video: for days which is why expedition logistics out there are brutal. As we all know it took them
• 1:22:25
  Video: four days together because of logistic issues,
• 1:22:28
  Video: trees falling down,
• 1:22:30
  Video: having issues at the checkpoint
• 1:22:31
  Video: and things like that. It took long.
• 1:22:33
  Video: So we're just thankful that they arrived safely and I hope you've
• 1:22:36
  Video: learned a little bit more about Nola and how it's a little, it's a small little town and yeah tomorrow
• 1:22:42
  Video: is the day guys. I hope you guys are excited for tomorrow.
• 1:22:46
  Video: The same way I'm excited for it because
• 1:22:48
  Video: we've been waiting okay, four days we've been waiting and finally the day starts tomorrow.
• 1:22:53
  Video: you guys.
• 1:22:54
  Nora: So I really like how Sarah's been covering it and if you don't want to give your
• 1:22:58
  Nora: views to Ash,
• 1:22:59
  Nora: Sarah is a good option because you know Ash is doing this for views.
• 1:23:04
  Mandy: It's giving
• 1:23:05
  Mandy: Mount Everest and the complete lack of care for the Sherpas.
• 1:23:11
  Nora: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:23:12
  Chris: So and don't come to me
• 1:23:15
  Chris: because I'm shrouded in darkness or just do. Don't just do it. Like I don't want to give him my views
• 1:23:19
  Chris: because I don't want to encourage this unnecessary behavior.
• 1:23:24
  Nora: I know,
• 1:23:24
  Nora: which is where a lot of people have been.
• 1:23:26
  Charles: Chris, you look like a whistleblower.
• 1:23:31
  Nora: A backlit whistleblower.
• 1:23:33
  Nora: He's deep throat over there.
• 1:23:35
  Chris: You have no idea.
• 1:23:39
  Charles: Tell us your deep secrets that we'll cut out
• 1:23:42
  Charles: and replace with somebody else's voice
• 1:23:44
  Charles: that we then auto-change.
• 1:23:45
  Mandy: Murdered anyone?
• 1:23:49
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:23:51
  Nora: Oh wow,
• 1:23:53
  Nora: he stabbed somebody.
• 1:23:54
  Charles: I thought it was like jerking off.
• 1:23:56
  Nora: Oh, that could be it.
• 1:23:57
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:23:58
  Nora: so.
• 1:24:00
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:24:03
  Nora: So because Ash-
• 1:24:04
  Chris: Now I need to go into witness protection.
• 1:24:06
  Nora: Yeah, right?
• 1:24:07
  Nora: So because Ash has been promoting this for like a month,
• 1:24:10
  Nora: he's been saying like, "I'm going to the Congo Basin,"
• 1:24:12
  Nora: and everybody's saying,
• 1:24:13
  Nora: "You're dumb."
• 1:24:14
  Nora: The internet's been reacting to this.
• 1:24:17
  Nora: So one last slide.
• 1:24:19
  Nora: This is,
• 1:24:20
  Nora: we're gonna get some sound here.
• 1:24:22
  Nora: Just some videos.
• 1:24:23
  Mandy: We're just now starting our journey.
• 1:24:26
  Mandy: Can't wait to see what we find.
• 1:24:30
  Charles: Oh.
• 1:24:32
  Mandy: Those are howler monkeys.
• 1:24:34
  Mandy: I don't know if you ever heard of them.
• 1:24:36
  Nora: Oh my God, okay,
• 1:24:37
  Nora: it's happening.
• 1:24:38
  Nora: Everybody stay calm.
• 1:24:39
  Nora: What's the procedure everyone?
• 1:24:40
  Nora: What's the procedure?
• 1:24:41
  Nora: Stay (beep) calm.
• 1:24:42
  Nora: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:24:43
  Video: I'm not ready to go to the Congo River Basin tomorrow.
• 1:24:45
  Video: I'm really fucking scared.
• 1:24:46
  Video: I want my bed and I want my dog.
• 1:24:49
  Video: I don't want to kayak.
• 1:24:51
  Video: Miller and I are so scared.
• 1:24:52
  Video: We've got this guys.
• 1:24:54
  Video: I can't be the only one excited to go to the Congo basin.
• 1:24:57
  Video: And by me, I mean we,
• 1:24:59
  Video: and by we, I mean on this journey
• 1:25:01
  Video: with that guy that's gonna go to the Congo basin.
• 1:25:04
  Video: Listen, at the same time, I'm like,
• 1:25:07
  Video: there must be better things to do in life, but I can't.
• 1:25:11
  Video: So quite excited to go on this journey.
• 1:25:15
  Video: Oh my God, yo.
• 1:25:18
  Mandy: My mama ain't sign my permission slip,
• 1:25:21
  Mandy: but I'm gonna run away today
• 1:25:22
  Mandy: 'cause bitch, we going to the Congo.
• 1:25:24
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:25:26
  Mandy: I'm gonna get my ass whooped when I get back here,
• 1:25:30
  Mandy: but that's all right.
• 1:25:30
  Mandy: I'd rather live through the experience
• 1:25:31
  Mandy: until that shit later, okay?
• 1:25:33
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:25:34
  Chris: Unless you get eaten by a chupacabra or something.
• 1:25:36
  Chris: Yep,
• 1:25:37
  Nora: by a mokele mbembe is really what you'd be eaten by.
• 1:25:40
  Chris: That's what I meant.
• 1:25:41
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:25:41
  Nora: so we're all going to the Congo Basin.
• 1:25:45
  Nora: The journey starts tomorrow,
• 1:25:47
  Nora: should be the next three weeks
• 1:25:48
  Nora: of inflatable kayaking down the river,
• 1:25:51
  Nora: given a crocodile or hippopotamus
• 1:25:54
  Nora: doesn't immediately puncture the inflatable kayak
• 1:25:58
  Nora: or those giant tiger fish too.
• 1:26:00
  Mandy: I'm rooting for you,
• 1:26:01
  Mandy: hippopotamus,
• 1:26:02
  Mandy: take 'em out.
• 1:26:03
  Chris: My question is what are the Vegas odds?
• 1:26:05
  Chris: Like what's the over/under on whether he dies on the strip?
• 1:26:08
  Charles: Kelsey, hold on, hold on, let's hold on.
• 1:26:09
  Nora: That's a great question.
• 1:26:13
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:26:14
  Mandy: And then are there odds,
• 1:26:15
  Mandy: are there odds on what is going to do it?
• 1:26:17
  Mandy: Like are we shooting for Mosquito
• 1:26:19
  Mandy: or are we thinking Hippopotamus?
• 1:26:22
  Nora: I mean.
• 1:26:25
  Charles: Nobody's betting on it right now.
• 1:26:27
  Nora: Really?
• 1:26:28
  Charles: Let's see, let's see, let's see.
• 1:26:30
  Nora: Type in Congo.
• 1:26:35
  Nora: Oh, really?
• 1:26:36
  Nora: Nobody is voting on if he's gonna die.
• 1:26:39
  Nora: I think that means everybody thinks he's gonna die.
• 1:26:41
  Charles: Yeah, cut away from my screen real quick
• 1:26:42
  Charles: 'cause I'm,
• 1:26:43
  Charles: no, I can't look that up, nevermind.
• 1:26:47
  Charles: Do you wanna try looking it up on Google?
• 1:26:50
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:26:50
  Nora: what odds are?
• 1:26:51
  Chris: You don't wanna search Ashie D on your work laptop?
• 1:26:54
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Nora: Odds.
• 1:26:56
  Charles: I would look up Ash Dykes Congo prediction market.
• 1:27:01
  Chris: Ashie D's nuts.
• 1:27:05
  Chris: This is scintillating television.
• 1:27:07
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:27:09
  Nora: Hmm.
• 1:27:12
  Nora: No.
• 1:27:13
  Nora: Okay,
• 1:27:13
  Mandy: so if you're gonna put money on it,
• 1:27:16
  Mandy: what are we putting money on?
• 1:27:18
  Mandy: Are we putting money on which animal?
• 1:27:19
  Mandy: Are we over,
• 1:27:20
  Charles: under how long he lasts?
• 1:27:22
  Mandy: Yeah, and I want to know the method of death,
• 1:27:25
  Mandy: though,
• 1:27:26
  Mandy: please.
• 1:27:26
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:27:27
  Nora: I think-
• 1:27:28
  Chris: I'm thinking some kind of animal attack
• 1:27:30
  Chris: seems the most likely.
• 1:27:31
  Mandy: Yeah, okay,
• 1:27:31
  Mandy: so Nora showed us the most likely culprits.
• 1:27:35
  Mandy: Which one are you going for?
• 1:27:36
  Chris: Hippopotamus seems like a safe bet. Yeah,
• 1:27:38
  Mandy: I think it is.
• 1:27:39
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:27:40
  Mandy: uh,
• 1:27:40
  Mandy: Charles, where are you going?
• 1:27:42
  Charles: I
• 1:27:43
  Charles: Will okay here's here's my thought yeah,
• 1:27:47
  Charles: he's spending more time in the water, which means probably hippopotamus or
• 1:27:52
  Charles: Crocodile. Yeah,
• 1:27:53
  Mandy: okay.
• 1:27:54
  Charles: Um, I think that
• 1:27:57
  Charles: Here's my here's my thing.
• 1:27:59
  Charles: Yeah, I think it's gonna be boring and he makes it all the way through
• 1:28:03
  Mandy: Oh,
• 1:28:04
  Mandy: okay.
• 1:28:04
  Nora: I think it's gonna be, I think he's gonna get sick
• 1:28:07
  Nora: with some kind of mosquito-borne illness,
• 1:28:09
  Nora: but it's not gonna kill him.
• 1:28:11
  Mandy: I was with Nora about death by bacteria of some sort.
• 1:28:16
  Nora: Mm, okay.
• 1:28:17
  Mandy: I'll also stick with the virus.
• 1:28:19
  Charles: Cool.
• 1:28:19
  Charles: What are we betting?
• 1:28:21
  Mandy: Oh,
• 1:28:21
  Mandy: more baked goods?
• 1:28:23
  Nora: Should we?
• 1:28:24
  Nora: We could do that.
• 1:28:25
  Charles: Oh my gosh.
• 1:28:25
  Nora: Baked goods for the one who is closest to the outcome?
• 1:28:29
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:28:29
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:28:30
  Nora: Chris is hippopotamus.
• 1:28:32
  Charles: Should we write this down?
• 1:28:33
  Nora: Mandy is a disease or virus, or what,
• 1:28:37
  Nora: virus or bacteria?
• 1:28:39
  Nora: I am mosquito-borne illness,
• 1:28:41
  Nora: not dead.
• 1:28:43
  Nora: Charles is-
• 1:28:44
  Charles: Just fine.
• 1:28:45
  Nora: Just fine.
• 1:28:46
  Nora: It is. - Okay,
• 1:28:47
  Charles: Chris is hippo.
• 1:28:50
  Chris: Mandy-- - Watch your mouth.
• 1:28:51
  Mandy: Kind of rude.
• 1:28:52
  Nora: Is a disease.
• 1:28:56
  Charles: Disease.
• 1:28:56
  Charles: Bacteria.
• 1:28:57
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:28:57
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:29:00
  Nora: 'Cause guys-- - And she specifically
• 1:29:02
  Nora: I think he's gonna die.
• 1:29:03
  Charles: Dead.
• 1:29:04
  Nora: Nora thinks-
• 1:29:05
  Mandy: Well, I mean, I'm hoping.
• 1:29:07
  Mandy: I'm hoping.
• 1:29:08
  Nora: Mosquito-born,
• 1:29:10
  Nora: not dead.
• 1:29:13
  Charles: Nora stopped from mosquito-born illness.
• 1:29:23
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:29:24
  Nora: not dead.
• 1:29:25
  Charles: Not dead.
• 1:29:27
  Nora: And Charles is-
• 1:29:28
  Charles: Charles-
• 1:29:28
  Nora: Nothing happened.
• 1:29:29
  Charles: Nothing happens.
• 1:29:32
  Mandy: The white man lives again.
• 1:29:34
  Nora: He finishes.
• 1:29:34
  Charles: White man lives again.
• 1:29:38
  Nora: Cool, for Project-
• 1:29:38
  Chris: He gets rewarded for his hubris.
• 1:29:40
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Charles: I'll make it interesting.
• 1:29:43
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:29:44
  Charles: I'm gonna say this,
• 1:29:45
  Charles: for extra points,
• 1:29:47
  Charles: white man lives again,
• 1:29:48
  Charles: but one person
• 1:29:50
  Charles: on his team gets injured.
• 1:29:54
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:29:54
  Mandy: we know it's the Sherpa.
• 1:29:56
  Nora: I like that.
• 1:29:57
  Charles: Yeah, I'm gonna say somebody on his team gets injured,
• 1:29:59
  Charles: not him,
• 1:30:00
  Charles: but he makes it through.
• 1:30:01
  Nora: Okay,
• 1:30:01
  Nora: I like, you're gonna win,
• 1:30:04
  Nora: bang.
• 1:30:05
  Nora: I hope you don't win
• 1:30:06
  Nora: because that would make it less interesting.
• 1:30:08
  Nora: So the last slide that I have,
• 1:30:10
  Nora: which is important,
• 1:30:12
  Nora: for anybody who has questions,
• 1:30:14
  Nora: any additional questions,
• 1:30:16
  Nora: go directly to ashdykes.com/contact and ask him directly
• 1:30:21
  Nora: because I don't fucking know why.
• 1:30:22
  Mandy: Oh, should we be asking him how he's gonna die?
• 1:30:24
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  Chris: Yeah, I wanna see a video of him replying to an email
• 1:30:28
  Chris: when a gator eats his face.
• 1:30:30
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:30:32
  Nora: I love it. - See, right there.
• 1:30:33
  Charles: Get in contact.
• 1:30:35
  Nora: Is there like a-- - We could also have him
• 1:30:36
  Nora: all the way to the bottom.
• 1:30:37
  Charles: All the way to the bottom?
• 1:30:38
  Nora: Yep, you got it right there.
• 1:30:40
  Charles: Your name,
• 1:30:41
  Charles: Charles.
• 1:30:41
  Chris: He has a team?
• 1:30:43
  Nora: Oh yeah.
• 1:30:44
  Charles: Charles@loudspeaker.org.
• 1:30:46
  Charles: Phone number,
• 1:30:47
  Charles: optional,
• 1:30:48
  Charles: your message, why?
• 1:30:49
  Chris: Your message,
• 1:30:50
  Chris: what the hell is wrong with you?
• 1:30:52
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:30:54
  Mandy: Can we throw a whitey on the end of that?
• 1:30:56
  Charles: No, I'm just gonna say,
• 1:30:57
  Charles: I'm just keep it very easy,
• 1:30:59
  Charles: why?
• 1:31:00
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:31:03
  Chris: Excellent.
• 1:31:05
  Nora: It was sent.
• 1:31:07
  Nora: They'll get in touch.
• 1:31:09
  Nora: So-
• 1:31:09
  Charles: It'd be funny if he just responds because.
• 1:31:12
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:31:14
  Mandy: Look, I'd have more respect for him if he did.
• 1:31:16
  Chris: Absolutely.
• 1:31:16
  Chris: So,
• 1:31:17
  Nora: just a few more fun facts about this river.
• 1:31:19
  Nora: If there were water turbines,
• 1:31:23
  Nora: hydroelectric power
• 1:31:24
  Nora: from the river, the Congo River,
• 1:31:27
  Nora: They could power the entirety of Africa.
• 1:31:30
  Nora: Some parts of the actual Congo River itself
• 1:31:33
  Nora: are over a thousand meters deep.
• 1:31:36
  Nora: And there are underwater waterfalls
• 1:31:38
  Nora: that you get stuck in.
• 1:31:40
  Nora: And so if you go under that water,
• 1:31:42
  Nora: odds are you're never coming back out.
• 1:31:44
  Chris: Don't go chasing those waterfalls.
• 1:31:46
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:31:46
  Charles: Ah,
• 1:31:47
  Charles: fucking.
• 1:31:47
  Nora: The Congo is a scary,
• 1:31:50
  Nora: scary place that is not,
• 1:31:53
  Nora: it's not safe.
• 1:31:57
  Nora: (laughs)
• 1:31:58
  Nora: go for content purposes.
• 1:32:00
  Chris: Folks,
• 1:32:00
  Chris: cut to me,
• 1:32:02
  Chris: don't go to the Congo.
• 1:32:03
  Chris: Just watch the movie Congo.
• 1:32:05
  Nora: Exactly.
• 1:32:06
  Chris: Do that instead,
• 1:32:07
  Chris: it's much safer.
• 1:32:08
  Mandy: Or Piranha.
• 1:32:09
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:32:09
  Chris: Piranha's great, but Piranha 2, the spawning.
• 1:32:12
  Mandy: Oh.
• 1:32:13
  Chris: The first James Cameron movie.
• 1:32:15
  Nora: Sorry guys.
• 1:32:15
  Nora: Even better.
• 1:32:16
  Nora: Wrong continent.
• 1:32:18
  Mandy: Look,
• 1:32:18
  Mandy: I would know.
• 1:32:19
  Nora: No piranhas in Africa.
• 1:32:20
  Nora: Piranhas are in the Amazon.
• 1:32:21
  Chris: Yeah, but Piranha's still a better movie.
• 1:32:23
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:32:24
  Nora: What about a movie about the Mokali Mbembe?
• 1:32:27
  Nora: Not just Jurassic Park.
• 1:32:29
  Chris: We'll have to look up that.
• 1:32:31
  Chris: Charles, why do we hate Sirius XM today?
• 1:32:34
  Mandy: Why do we still,
• 1:32:35
  Mandy: yeah.
• 1:32:36
  Charles: Okay,
• 1:32:37
  Charles: we'll do this quick
• 1:32:38
  Charles: because we're already at an hour and a half.
• 1:32:40
  Nora: I told you, I did put a time estimate
• 1:32:42
  Nora: of how long mine was gonna take
• 1:32:44
  Nora: and it was pretty spot on.
• 1:32:45
  Charles: You were pretty spot on.
• 1:32:46
  Chris: Well done.
• 1:32:47
  Charles: So,
• 1:32:47
  Charles: okay,
• 1:32:48
  Charles: so you're absolutely right.
• 1:32:50
  Charles: Sirius XM right now is killing comedy
• 1:32:55
  Charles: We'll kind of go over everything
• 1:32:58
  Charles: As I kind of pull this up
• 1:33:00
  Charles: Don't share my screen until I say just share my screen because I don't have a presentation necessarily
• 1:33:05
  Charles: Just some some articles that will go through also wasn't my presentation really good.
• 1:33:09
  Charles: You killed it, dude
• 1:33:10
  Nora: Well done except for the head of picture order.
• 1:33:13
  Charles: So first off Chris
• 1:33:15
  Charles: Question for you or really actually, you know what I want to know from Nora or Mandy.
• 1:33:21
  Charles: How do musicians get paid from radio?
• 1:33:25
  Charles: Pennies no, but how like what's the process?
• 1:33:29
  Nora: algorithms,
• 1:33:32
  Mandy: I
• 1:33:32
  Mandy: mean
• 1:33:33
  Nora: Am I wrong?
• 1:33:34
  Charles: No. Yes
• 1:33:36
  Nora: Algorithms don't pay people
• 1:33:39
  Charles: No, it's not algorithms necessarily.
• 1:33:41
  Nora: Are you sure?
• 1:33:42
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:33:43
  Chris: Oh
• 1:33:44
  Chris: What happens is?
• 1:33:45
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:33:47
  Chris: Every time you stream a song on the internet
• 1:33:51
  Chris: or listen to it on a traditional radio station
• 1:33:54
  Chris: or an internet radio station like Loudspeaker,
• 1:33:57
  Chris: the play,
• 1:33:58
  Chris: the play out of the song is recorded
• 1:34:01
  Chris: and based on the amount of people who are listening to it,
• 1:34:04
  Chris: royalties are calculated from those plays.
• 1:34:07
  Chris: Every three months,
• 1:34:08
  Chris: every radio station in the country
• 1:34:10
  Chris: and to other bodies around the world as well
• 1:34:14
  Chris: have to submit reports to royalty collection agencies
• 1:34:20
  Chris: that basically say,
• 1:34:21
  Chris: here's all the music we played,
• 1:34:22
  Chris: this is how many times we played each song,
• 1:34:24
  Chris: and this is how many people were listening
• 1:34:26
  Chris: when we played each song.
• 1:34:27
  Chris: And from that,
• 1:34:28
  Chris: they calculate a royalty payment
• 1:34:30
  Chris: that is paid every quarter.
• 1:34:32
  Chris: And then once that goes to
• 1:34:33
  Chris: the performing rights organizations,
• 1:34:35
  Chris: then it eventually trickles down to the artists.
• 1:34:40
  Chris: Usually, generally speaking,
• 1:34:42
  Chris: the more a song is played,
• 1:34:44
  Chris: the more an artist is played,
• 1:34:45
  Chris: the more money they make.
• 1:34:46
  Chris: And that's true on Spotify and Apple Music as well.
• 1:34:49
  Chris: However,
• 1:34:50
  Chris: the way they calculate plays
• 1:34:51
  Chris: on Spotify and Apple Music is much more unfair
• 1:34:57
  Chris: than is traditional radio.
• 1:34:59
  Chris: Got it.
• 1:35:00
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:35:00
  Charles: so the same thing goes for comedians
• 1:35:04
  Charles: who have recorded their sets and have made albums of it.
• 1:35:08
  Charles: So if they have tracks or something like that,
• 1:35:12
  Charles: whenever you,
• 1:35:13
  Charles: what's called a spin,
• 1:35:14
  Charles: right?
• 1:35:15
  Charles: Which is like running that specific song or-
• 1:35:18
  Nora: Coming from the old days of DJing.
• 1:35:21
  Charles: Yes,
• 1:35:21
  Charles: yes,
• 1:35:22
  Charles: yeah,
• 1:35:22
  Charles: 100%.
• 1:35:23
  Charles: So with that,
• 1:35:26
  Charles: what's cool about SiriusXM specifically
• 1:35:31
  Charles: is their royalty payments are significantly higher.
• 1:35:35
  Charles: They pay about,
• 1:35:36
  Charles: from my research,
• 1:35:39
  Charles: about $15 per spin.
• 1:35:43
  Charles: So you can make some decent money
• 1:35:47
  Charles: for having music or in this case comedy
• 1:35:51
  Charles: on SiriusXM,
• 1:35:53
  Charles: right?
• 1:35:54
  Charles: So it's been very beneficial up until recently.
• 1:36:00
  Charles: And we'll talk about this here in a second.
• 1:36:02
  Nora: Have you listened to any comedy albums on-
• 1:36:05
  Charles: On Sirius?
• 1:36:06
  Nora: Yeah, or on Spotify or anything?
• 1:36:07
  Charles: Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:08
  Charles: 100%.
• 1:36:09
  Nora: listen not as much Eugene Merman his sound effects album is one of my favorite things my
• 1:36:17
  Charles: favorite it's it's it is a musical album but it is comedy because it's uh H. John Benjamin
• 1:36:25
  Nora: oh yeah who plays Bob in Bob's Burgers Eugene Merman is Eugene in Bob's Burgers yeah yeah so
• 1:36:31
  Charles: his comedy so uh H. John Benjamin has a jazz album really yes I didn't know this so it's
• 1:36:38
  Charles: called I Think I Should Have,
• 1:36:41
  Charles: right?
• 1:36:42
  Charles: And then the subtitle is Learned How to Play the Piano
• 1:36:45
  Charles: Before Doing This Album.
• 1:36:48
  Charles: Can I play a snippet of it real quick?
• 1:36:50
  Nora: Please,
• 1:36:51
  Nora: I want to hear this.
• 1:36:52
  Nora: It sounds funny.
• 1:36:53
  Charles: I think it's H-
• 1:36:56
  Charles: John-
• 1:36:56
  Chris: I like that you cut to me in the lighting.
• 1:36:57
  Chris: It looks like I'm some sort of Bond villain.
• 1:36:59
  Mandy: I mean-
• 1:37:00
  Nora: You need a cat.
• 1:37:01
  Mandy: You are at this point,
• 1:37:02
  Mandy: because you're
• 1:37:03
  Mandy: deciding whether or not we get to play something or not.
• 1:37:05
  Mandy: So we're looking to you for the-
• 1:37:06
  Charles: I was almost right.
• 1:37:07
  Charles: Well, I should have is what it was called.
• 1:37:10
  Charles: So, and here's I can't play the piano one.
• 1:37:27
  Charles: There's no piano.
• 1:37:27
  Charles: Wait.
• 1:37:32
  Charles: (piano music)
• 1:37:34
  Charles: Yes!
• 1:37:36
  Chris: That's probably enough.
• 1:37:37
  Charles: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:39
  Chris: But stay on Charles' screen.
• 1:37:40
  Chris: So Mandy,
• 1:37:41
  Chris: in the corner on the right-hand side,
• 1:37:44
  Chris: you see the credits there.
• 1:37:45
  Chris: So the way that royalties are calculated-
• 1:37:48
  Nora: Jazz Daredevil.
• 1:37:50
  Chris: So the artist that is performing the song gets a royalty,
• 1:37:54
  Chris: but the person who composed the song also gets a royalty.
• 1:37:59
  Chris: If those are the same person,
• 1:38:00
  Chris: they get two levels of royalties.
• 1:38:02
  Chris: So there's a significant benefit to being both the composer
• 1:38:09
  Chris: and the performer of a song.
• 1:38:11
  Chris: If there's multiple performers or multiple composers,
• 1:38:13
  Chris: then the royalties are split
• 1:38:15
  Chris: and that's a little bit more nuanced.
• 1:38:18
  Chris: But yeah,
• 1:38:19
  Chris: one of the nice things about Spotify,
• 1:38:21
  Chris: or not Spotify,
• 1:38:22
  Chris: SiriusXM's royalties, like Charles said,
• 1:38:25
  Chris: they are significantly higher
• 1:38:26
  Chris: because every customer they have pays for the service.
• 1:38:30
  Chris: and they are able to calculate to a very fine detail
• 1:38:34
  Chris: who is listening to what,
• 1:38:36
  Chris: when,
• 1:38:37
  Chris: and how often.
• 1:38:39
  Chris: Unless.
• 1:38:39
  Chris: And so they're able to pay a little bit better.
• 1:38:41
  Nora: Unless you can game the system like my family did
• 1:38:43
  Nora: where you can just continually threaten to cancel
• 1:38:46
  Nora: and then just keep getting free extensions
• 1:38:50
  Nora: of your SiriusXM and then all the money
• 1:38:53
  Nora: that they pay for their royalties
• 1:38:54
  Nora: is coming from their company.
• 1:38:56
  Nora: And so then you're stealing from the rich.
• 1:38:59
  Mandy: I just need to know, did you listen to the whole album,
• 1:39:01
  Mandy: H. John Benjamin's, and is it him just pounding
• 1:39:04
  Mandy: the keyboard the entire time?
• 1:39:06
  Nora: You mean John Benjamin,
• 1:39:08
  Nora: what is it?
• 1:39:09
  Nora: Jazz Daredevil.
• 1:39:10
  Nora: Jazz Daredevil.
• 1:39:11
  Charles: Have I listened to the whole album?
• 1:39:12
  Charles: Multiple times.
• 1:39:14
  Charles: And it's absolutely incredible.
• 1:39:16
  Charles: He has a rendition of It Had to Be You,
• 1:39:18
  Charles: you know, ♪ It had to be you ♪
• 1:39:20
  Charles: I don't think the band knew that he didn't know how to play
• 1:39:25
  Charles: before he recorded this.
• 1:39:27
  Charles: Because you can start to hear the frustration
• 1:39:30
  Charles: in the other instruments when they're trying
• 1:39:32
  Charles: to like lead him along and stuff like that.
• 1:39:36
  Charles: It's very unlistenable.
• 1:39:38
  Charles: It's hard to listen to.
• 1:39:40
  Charles: However, it is so funny that if you just need
• 1:39:43
  Charles: like a good laugh,
• 1:39:44
  Charles: listening to this is just,
• 1:39:45
  Charles: it's a delight.
• 1:39:49
  Nora: One of my favorite albums is "I'm Sorry You're Welcome"
• 1:39:51
  Nora: by Eugene Merman because disc three
• 1:39:54
  Nora: is just all of his sound effects that you can use.
• 1:39:58
  Nora: I think Tig Notaro did a sound effect album as well.
• 1:40:01
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:40:02
  Charles: anyways, so back to it.
• 1:40:03
  Nora: Sorry.
• 1:40:04
  Nora: (laughs)
• 1:40:05
  Charles: So Sirius XM has like hundreds of stations,
• 1:40:09
  Charles: right?
• 1:40:09
  Charles: They've got so many different ways
• 1:40:12
  Charles: that you can listen to things.
• 1:40:13
  Charles: And one of the stations that they've had
• 1:40:15
  Charles: for the longest time was a station called Raw Comedy,
• 1:40:20
  Charles: which it's a fine name,
• 1:40:23
  Charles: it's a fine name.
• 1:40:24
  Charles: However,
• 1:40:25
  Charles: in April of this year,
• 1:40:28
  Charles: they rebranded it to Sebastian Maniscalo's Comedy Channel.
• 1:40:35
  Charles: So it's very specifically one comedian.
• 1:40:38
  Mandy: Yeah,
• 1:40:38
  Mandy: what? - Who?
• 1:40:39
  Mandy: Who?
• 1:40:40
  Charles: It's this guy here.
• 1:40:42
  Charles: He's on our thumbnail,
• 1:40:44
  Charles: but podcaster man.
• 1:40:47
  Chris: Punchable face extraordinaire.
• 1:40:51
  Charles: Yeah, they've kind of lampooned him a lot.
• 1:40:53
  Charles: Oh,
• 1:40:54
  Charles: the Congo.
• 1:40:54
  Charles: Yeah, they've lampooned him a lot on SNL lately.
• 1:41:00
  Charles: So there's some pretty good bits
• 1:41:03
  Charles: of them making fun of him.
• 1:41:06
  Charles: But he's,
• 1:41:07
  Charles: you guys haven't heard of him.
• 1:41:09
  Mandy: No.
• 1:41:10
  Chris: I didn't hear of him before today,
• 1:41:12
  Chris: which is saying something.
• 1:41:13
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:41:13
  Nora: and the look that he's putting out is,
• 1:41:16
  Nora: it's not a show that I would go see of his.
• 1:41:19
  Nora: I wouldn't listen to his comedy
• 1:41:21
  Nora: based on what he looks like.
• 1:41:22
  Chris: Well, here's the strange thing.
• 1:41:23
  Chris: This dude is one of the most in demand,
• 1:41:27
  Chris: highest paid comedians right now.
• 1:41:30
  Chris: He sold five straight shows at Madison Square Garden out.
• 1:41:35
  Chris: The highest grossing one was over $10 million
• 1:41:40
  Chris: for one show from this fucking guy
• 1:41:45
  Chris: that none of us have ever heard of.
• 1:41:47
  Mandy: That is going down the Congo for no reason.
• 1:41:49
  Nora: Exactly.
• 1:41:50
  Nora: He does look like he is a more East Coast comedian though.
• 1:41:54
  Nora: So like if his comedy, he looks like a good,
• 1:41:57
  Nora: like a New Yorker style kind of comedian,
• 1:41:59
  Nora: and that's not,
• 1:42:00
  Nora: that doesn't always translate
• 1:42:03
  Nora: into our brand of comedy here in Colorado.
• 1:42:06
  Nora: Does that make sense?
• 1:42:06
  Chris: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:42:08
  Nora: But that doesn't, I'm not,
• 1:42:09
  Nora: I don't think that means
• 1:42:11
  Nora: that like,
• 1:42:12
  Nora: I don't want to give him more kudos
• 1:42:13
  Nora: because he's famous somewhere else.
• 1:42:16
  Chris: I have no judgment on his comedy.
• 1:42:18
  Chris: I've never heard any of his material,
• 1:42:21
  Chris: but I do take issue with what's happening
• 1:42:24
  Chris: with this station,
• 1:42:25
  Chris: Charles?
• 1:42:26
  Charles: Yeah,
• 1:42:26
  Charles: so the next thing that's happened since April,
• 1:42:30
  Charles: since this rebranding,
• 1:42:32
  Charles: is they've had
• 1:42:35
  Charles: upwards of 800 different comedians
• 1:42:39
  Charles: that they were spinning on this station,
• 1:42:42
  Charles: right?
• 1:42:42
  Charles: So a lot of, that means a lot of indie comedians
• 1:42:47
  Charles: were getting money from Sirius Radio.
• 1:42:50
  Chris: And exposure too,
• 1:42:51
  Chris: which is huge.
• 1:42:52
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:42:53
  Charles: Right.
• 1:42:54
  Charles: That has fallen as of last month,
• 1:42:58
  Charles: they pulled this number,
• 1:42:59
  Charles: down from like the 800 that they kind of estimated,
• 1:43:02
  Charles: down to 275 comedians.
• 1:43:06
  Charles: So,
• 1:43:07
  Charles: so many people have lost their income entirely.
• 1:43:13
  Charles: Like, and it's a,
• 1:43:14
  Charles: like I said, $15 per spin,
• 1:43:17
  Charles: that kind of adds up,
• 1:43:18
  Charles: then you can make some decent money off of that.
• 1:43:21
  Nora: 65% of people were cut.
• 1:43:24
  Charles: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:43:25
  Chris: And the reason everyone is so mad at Manicotti guy here
• 1:43:28
  Chris: is that the channel is now named after him,
• 1:43:32
  Chris: and he apparently holds a lot of sway
• 1:43:35
  Chris: over what is broadcast on that particular channel.
• 1:43:39
  Chris: We don't know for sure
• 1:43:40
  Chris: that he is the one making the final decision
• 1:43:42
  Chris: saying cut this person,
• 1:43:43
  Chris: don't cut this person or whatever,
• 1:43:45
  Chris: but he is the face of the decision
• 1:43:48
  Chris: and it's now harming the careers of a lot of comedy talent
• 1:43:54
  Chris: that relied on this not only for their income,
• 1:43:56
  Chris: but for exposure for people to come see their shows
• 1:44:00
  Chris: and download their albums and stuff like that.
• 1:44:03
  Mandy: I'll just take a wild guess.
• 1:44:05
  Mandy: Is it women and people of color
• 1:44:08
  Mandy: who are getting played as much now?
• 1:44:09
  Charles: Probably.
• 1:44:10
  Charles: Sounds like,
• 1:44:10
  Nora: well,
• 1:44:11
  Nora: like with his,
• 1:44:13
  Nora: what he,
• 1:44:14
  Nora: to stereotype him,
• 1:44:16
  Nora: looks like what he would find funny
• 1:44:17
  Nora: is other white men.
• 1:44:19
  Charles: So here is a comedian,
• 1:44:21
  Charles: one that I'm a fan of,
• 1:44:23
  Charles: Gianmarco Serezi.
• 1:44:24
  Nora: I came and saw, I went and saw him
• 1:44:26
  Nora: when he was at Comedy Fort.
• 1:44:27
  Charles: Awesome, awesome. - He was great.
• 1:44:30
  Charles: Who is just talking about the issue
• 1:44:33
  Charles: and has some thoughts.
• 1:44:36
  Charles: I kinda wanted to like bookend this
• 1:44:38
  Charles: with what the comedy world is talking about
• 1:44:44
  Charles: and how they're kind of handling this,
• 1:44:47
  Charles: because there is definitely something that needs to happen.
• 1:44:52
  Charles: Maybe,
• 1:44:53
  Charles: who knows?
• 1:44:54
  Charles: Who knows if there's actually anything
• 1:44:55
  Charles: that happened to this,
• 1:44:56
  Charles: or happened with this,
• 1:44:57
  Charles: because I'm sure it's not a very listened to station,
• 1:45:01
  Charles: which is probably why they cut some of the X.
• 1:45:04
  Charles: But even then,
• 1:45:04
  Charles: right?
• 1:45:05
  Charles: Chris,
• 1:45:06
  Charles: we both know this,
• 1:45:07
  Charles: you guys don't maybe,
• 1:45:09
  Charles: it's based on spins,
• 1:45:10
  Charles: so regardless of anything,
• 1:45:16
  Charles: even if they have,
• 1:45:17
  Charles: so that just means
• 1:45:18
  Charles: those artists are getting paid more,
• 1:45:20
  Charles: it doesn't necessarily mean that the budget
• 1:45:22
  Charles: has been cut,
• 1:45:23
  Charles: right?
• 1:45:24
  Chris: Right, it just means the money's being redistributed
• 1:45:26
  Chris: among fewer and fewer people.
• 1:45:28
  Chris: Right.
• 1:45:28
  Chris: And that those who were getting spins
• 1:45:31
  Chris: and were getting paid off of that,
• 1:45:33
  Chris: now that income has essentially disappeared
• 1:45:35
  Chris: because they're not being played on that station.
• 1:45:37
  Nora: Even if it was just a small amount.
• 1:45:39
  Chris: Right,
• 1:45:40
  Chris: and for their part,
• 1:45:41
  Chris: Sirius did say that,
• 1:45:42
  Chris: like, well, if we do remove comedians from one station,
• 1:45:45
  Chris: that doesn't mean they may not pop up on others
• 1:45:47
  Chris: because they have multiple comedy stations.
• 1:45:50
  Chris: But this channel in particular was the one
• 1:45:54
  Chris: that was essentially dedicated to your up-and-comers,
• 1:45:58
  Chris: your indie stuff,
• 1:46:00
  Chris: the people who are on the rise.
• 1:46:03
  Chris: And so they're the ones who are being hurt the most by this.
• 1:46:06
  Charles: Right. - Yeah.
• 1:46:07
  Charles: Cool,
• 1:46:08
  Charles: see I've got a video to play and yeah.
• 1:46:13
  Charles: Nope.
• 1:46:14
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:46:14
  Chris: See more on Facebook.
• 1:46:15
  Charles: No, I don't.
• 1:46:17
  Mandy: Okay,
• 1:46:18
  Mandy: I was like, what did I do?
• 1:46:19
  Mandy: What did I do?
• 1:46:20
  Charles: I don't have a video to play.
• 1:46:22
  Nora: Yeah, well John Marco is awesome.
• 1:46:24
  Charles: Oh, it's playing,
• 1:46:25
  Charles: what the fuck?
• 1:46:26
  Video: A problem in the standup comedy community,
• 1:46:29
  Video: and there's obviously many problems,
• 1:46:30
  Video: we're not gonna fix them all today,
• 1:46:31
  Video: but this one is specifically about a change that happened
• 1:46:34
  Video: at Sirius XM.
• 1:46:36
  Video: Now you may already know this,
• 1:46:37
  Video: but stand-up comedians supplement their income
• 1:46:40
  Charles: so they can source to nothing.
• 1:46:43
  Video: But more significant is in March,
• 1:46:46
  Video: there were 808 distinct artists played
• 1:46:49
  Video: over the course of a month.
• 1:46:51
  Video: And in September,
• 1:46:52
  Video: after the rebranding,
• 1:46:53
  Video: it was only 275.
• 1:46:56
  Charles: We've already heard all this.
• 1:46:57
  Video: That channel, you can have it hosted
• 1:46:58
  Video: by AI Rodney Dangerfield.
• 1:47:01
  Video: Don't do that.
• 1:47:02
  Video: Robert Klein,
• 1:47:03
  Video: Joan Rivers.
• 1:47:04
  Video: I love Joan Rivers.
• 1:47:06
  Video: She doesn't need the money.
• 1:47:07
  Video: Ricky Gervais.
• 1:47:08
  Chris: No, 'cause she's dead. - She's dead to me.
• 1:47:09
  Video: I know it might seem small,
• 1:47:11
  Video: but SiriusXM allows comedians-
• 1:47:14
  Video: Oh yeah, that was another part of this.
• 1:47:15
  Video: A lot of the comedians that are being played are dead.
• 1:47:19
  Video: Allows them to continue to pursue their passion
• 1:47:22
  Video: and to have time-
• 1:47:24
  Nora: There's dead, right, like-
• 1:47:25
  Chris: What did you say, Charles?
• 1:47:26
  Charles: So I was just saying that a lot of the comedians
• 1:47:29
  Charles: that they are playing are dead comedians.
• 1:47:32
  Nora: Demetri Martin?
• 1:47:33
  Charles: He's not dead.
• 1:47:34
  Charles: Demetri Martin is not dead.
• 1:47:36
  Nora: Who's the other one that I'm thinking of?
• 1:47:38
  Nora: There's another famous,
• 1:47:39
  Nora: but like I know,
• 1:47:41
  Nora: got the wrong comedian name.
• 1:47:42
  Nora: But like,
• 1:47:43
  Nora: there's comedians out there
• 1:47:45
  Nora: who like their content's still good,
• 1:47:47
  Nora: but like they're not around to make money anymore.
• 1:47:49
  Nora: Like we should be supporting-
• 1:47:51
  Chris: Their estates still get paid,
• 1:47:52
  Chris: 'cause just because an artist dies
• 1:47:53
  Chris: doesn't mean that their estate or whoever their heirs are
• 1:47:56
  Chris: don't continue to make money from their work.
• 1:47:59
  Nora: Right, but like,
• 1:47:59
  Nora: you know.
• 1:48:01
  Chris: But the point is that they have changed the focus
• 1:48:05
  Chris: of this channel to focus almost exclusively
• 1:48:08
  Chris: on people who don't need the exposure
• 1:48:09
  Chris: and don't need the income versus what it was before
• 1:48:13
  Chris: where it was predominantly the other way.
• 1:48:14
  Nora: Exactly.
• 1:48:16
  Charles: Do you think it's like trying to get more people
• 1:48:18
  Charles: to listen to the station?
• 1:48:19
  Charles: I guess it's gotta be. - Most likely.
• 1:48:21
  Chris: I think,
• 1:48:22
  Chris: you know,
• 1:48:22
  Chris: the reason that every radio station
• 1:48:24
  Chris: that you hear,
• 1:48:25
  Chris: except ours,
• 1:48:27
  Chris: plays a lot of the same stuff
• 1:48:28
  Chris: is because what's familiar to people keeps people listening
• 1:48:32
  Chris: because they just put it on in the background
• 1:48:33
  Chris: and they don't have to think about it.
• 1:48:35
  Chris: That's why we're different.
• 1:48:36
  Chris: And that's why one of the things that,
• 1:48:38
  Chris: that was one of the things that people loved about Sirius
• 1:48:40
  Chris: was the variety of different voices,
• 1:48:44
  Chris: different things you'd have access to.
• 1:48:45
  Chris: The difference between us and Sirius is that
• 1:48:47
  Chris: we don't charge you for that privilege.
• 1:48:49
  Chris: They do.
• 1:48:50
  Chris: They make money.
• 1:48:51
  Chris: We don't.
• 1:48:52
  Chris: You know, it's a different way of doing things,
• 1:48:54
  Chris: which is fine.
• 1:48:56
  Chris: I have no issue with them making money.
• 1:48:58
  Chris: I have an issue with them taking something that was meant to be something that was uplifting
• 1:49:04
  Chris: to the next generation of comedians and turning it in on itself to where it's now the opposite
• 1:49:08
  Chris: of what it used to be.
• 1:49:09
  Charles: Right.
• 1:49:09
  Nora: I met Mitch Hedberg.
• 1:49:11
  Nora: That's who I met.
• 1:49:12
  Charles: Oh yeah, he's dead.
• 1:49:13
  Nora: Yeah, that's who I met.
• 1:49:14
  Chris: He's very dead.
• 1:49:15
  Charles: He's definitely a dead comedian.
• 1:49:17
  Nora: And I know that that's who I was meeting.
• 1:49:18
  Nora: Yeah,
• 1:49:19
  Nora: Hedberg.
• 1:49:19
  Nora: But like Hedberg was one that I was introduced to.
• 1:49:21
  Nora: Like I'm thinking of like when I had Sirius XM,
• 1:49:24
  Nora: I would listen to raw comedy and like
• 1:49:27
  Nora: was one that I would hear a lot is Hedberg and I'm sure that's still being
• 1:49:30
  Nora: included and like you know I want to hear new comedians yeah that's what I
• 1:49:35
  Nora: would want to hear.
• 1:49:35
  Chris: So folks here is our call to action if you are a SiriusXM
• 1:49:39
  Chris: subscriber and this upsets you the way it upsets us complain maybe cancel your
• 1:49:44
  Chris: account maybe write to SiriusXM the only way this gets changed is if we make
• 1:49:50
  Chris: some noise so make some noise.
• 1:49:53
  Charles: All right I think that's it I don't think
• 1:49:57
  Charles: All the information from that video is stuff that I've already talked about.
• 1:50:01
  Charles: So I think we're just said it less funny
• 1:50:03
  Charles: I said yeah
• 1:50:06
  Nora: I mean, it's really hard to be as funny as John Marcus or as a yeah
• 1:50:14
  Nora: Well tune in next week
• 1:50:17
  Nora: We're gonna have a
• 1:50:26
  Nora: Show and
• 1:50:27
  Chris: Charles, did you watch it finally?
• 1:50:28
  Charles: No.
• 1:50:29
  Nora: Charles, you're going to watch it?
• 1:50:30
  Nora: Between now and Wednesday.
• 1:50:31
  Nora: Yes.
• 1:50:32
  Charles: It's on my list of things to do.
• 1:50:33
  Nora: Between now and next Wednesday,
• 1:50:35
  Nora: you
• 1:50:35
  Nora: will watch Obsession because we're
• 1:50:36
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