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White Noise | Son of a Boy Dad #338 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 3: It is September twenty third, It is twelve eighteen pm
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  Speaker 3: and it should be it feels like it should be
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  Speaker 3: AM And I'm not a fan of that. No, but
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  Speaker 3: we don't have to get into the breakdown of time
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I should have be AM. You want to claim
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  Speaker 1: this for the morning, so you feel less bad about yourself.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit. Yeah, I don't feel bad about myself.
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  Speaker 3: I woke up at nine today, so.
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  Speaker 1: Twelve am should be Oh shit, where the hell did
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  Speaker 1: you get that?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: That's not even our name anymore.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: That's a team that never that was never created.
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  Speaker 4: On my hat? What do you mean? What about it?
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  Speaker 3: That's actually pretty sick.
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  Speaker 4: I figured you guys were all wearing hats, so as
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  Speaker 4: well go hats.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and you got the fishpond brown one. I knew
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  Speaker 3: you stole that stole. I said that to the to
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  Speaker 3: both of them last Thursday. I said, Ron took that
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  Speaker 3: fishpond hat. What do you mean because I set it
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  Speaker 3: aside for myself. No, you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: You weren't allowed to have anything from that box. I was.
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  Speaker 3: I've slowly chipped away at it. You just haven't noticed.
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  Speaker 1: God damn, a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of fly boxes short and there.
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  Speaker 1: Classic and I took all the sport work.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff you did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, scumbbag.
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  Speaker 3: You guys got out of here immediately.
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  Speaker 1: That's such a scum big.
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  Speaker 3: I never thought about sticky Harry. Sticky hands Harry.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fine, that's what you want to call yourself.
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  Speaker 1: But they're sticky for a different reason, even in the
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  Speaker 1: goon pit.
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  Speaker 3: No, I did you make that hat?
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  Speaker 4: Francis, I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Did you custom make it?
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  Speaker 4: What hat? This one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: No, this was this was given to me by who Scump?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Stumpscott Scump's got tell your eye warlords? Merch?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he said, Hey, dude, I heard about the
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  Speaker 4: esports team you guys are putting together. Uh, And I
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  Speaker 4: was wondering if you wanted me to connect you with
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  Speaker 4: my merch guy. We you've knocked some stuff together that
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  Speaker 4: you I think you might want.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, of course, well knocked together?
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  Speaker 3: Well put together? Is that stitched?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hands stitched, embroidered.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a good hue, and it's.
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  Speaker 4: Made in America, which makes it a little more expensive,
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  Speaker 4: but you know, it just makes you know that it's
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  Speaker 4: not coming from one of those god forsaken countries that
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  Speaker 4: won't match our tariffs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I've already got I've already got a couple of
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  Speaker 3: big things planned.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 3: I got a couple of big things planned for you boys. No,
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  Speaker 3: it's not they're not ready yet. You'll never see them coming.
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  Speaker 4: We're not getting gifts from you.
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  Speaker 3: We know that they're not gifts by any Man's what
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  Speaker 3: traps traps it's the attacks.
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  Speaker 1: If it's a restaurant with sand inside of it, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm already in talks with the owner.
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  Speaker 1: People know, Chris. Yeah, don't fucking talk with Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Mike Harry's ale ha No yeah yeah, litl sasquatches ale house.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. No, it's not in the center.
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  Speaker 4: Carry's going to pay the health inspector to give them
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  Speaker 4: a worse grade. I'm tipping them off to a d
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  Speaker 4: I think I saw a rat carcass planting rats, bringing
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  Speaker 4: the rats from your own home to the restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Driving three hours with rats in your car, getting pulled
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  Speaker 1: over when you drive, when you bike over the bridge.
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  Speaker 1: There is a holocaust of rats. Oh really, there's I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. There's like that you guys run
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  Speaker 1: over Donnie. I don't I avoid them. But like there's
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  Speaker 1: like different levels of likesh Yeah, different mash levels.
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  Speaker 3: So do you think there's like you think there's probably
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  Speaker 3: a good amount of rats that have been in Brooklyn
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  Speaker 3: and Manhattan, Like they've crossed commuters, they've been on both
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  Speaker 3: sides of the burrows.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good question. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was There's island. I don't understand how there's there's
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  Speaker 1: like full like there's like tons of squirrels and rats
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  Speaker 1: in Governor's Island, Like are they reported?
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  Speaker 4: They come over on a boat, they stow away and
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  Speaker 4: they you know, come over and they try to get
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  Speaker 4: work on the docks, and when that doesn't happen, they
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  Speaker 4: to the system and then they start proliferating.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think there's a there's a rat that has
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  Speaker 3: been to all but all the boroughs in the city.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I think that they're.
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  Speaker 3: Staten Island with let's exclude Staten Island. A journey rat,
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  Speaker 3: a journey rat, like a rat that's been to the Bronx, Manhattan, Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 1: Queens, unless there's someone taking their rat places. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think the rats are independently. I think that they try
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  Speaker 1: to keep it local. I think that they're like a
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  Speaker 1: very nimby not in my backyard, like you don't know
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  Speaker 1: new construction there. They just anti gentrification.
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  Speaker 3: Does the city do something about the rats?
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  Speaker 1: Like is they do they spread? There's a rats are Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's it's like the Czar of rats. And there's also
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  Speaker 1: an Instagram account I follow called war Dogs and it's
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  Speaker 1: a guy in the Bronx who just say fights rats. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: he has pits or like, uh, some type of dogs
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  Speaker 1: that just like hunt rats. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't. I wouldn't really call it a fighting so
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  Speaker 4: much as sass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen those videos cleansing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nasty. Yeah, it also feels like a good way
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  Speaker 3: to fast track your dog's death, right, Why forcing your
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  Speaker 3: dog to attack city rats? They carry like millions of diseases.
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  Speaker 4: The plaguey was the top of the list.
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  Speaker 3: And just every day you're having your dog just bite
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  Speaker 3: into that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're just giving it a shake. They're not
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  Speaker 1: like eating it to death. They're fucking all right.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine if you go into the doctor's eyes and said, boy,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I've been feeling a little achy lately, and
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  Speaker 4: they did some tests like bad news, you have the plague.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, the plague.
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  Speaker 1: Just go play the top play.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure three quarters of the world in like
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  Speaker 4: the fourteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure the plague is cured now by just
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  Speaker 3: like an advil.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Thailand Hall already is the one that's like
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that they were just placebos this whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I.
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  Speaker 3: Oh leave caffeine.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. A leave is great. I remember when
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  Speaker 4: I got beat up in Portland, Maine and my fit.
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  Speaker 4: My mouth was all fucked up. I would wake up
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  Speaker 4: in the middle of the night because I was in
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  Speaker 4: so much pain from my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the worst thing.
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  Speaker 4: And I'd have to take a leave and wait twenty
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  Speaker 4: minutes in order to be able to fall back asleep
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  Speaker 4: because of the pain. Yeah, but you could feel it
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  Speaker 4: in real time, working going to the spot and like
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  Speaker 4: solving it, and then I'd fall back asleep. It's the
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  Speaker 4: most clear trial of a drug I've ever had.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like I've profen and tail and
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  Speaker 3: all seem like they don't do shit until you need them.
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  Speaker 3: Like if you have like a bad fever and you
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  Speaker 3: take a tile and.
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  Speaker 1: All, I'm toughing it out. Fuck that.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're up. You're moving around in thirty minutes like
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  Speaker 3: you never were sick in the first place.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, or when you describe your digestive issues. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it seems pretty clear that you have irritable bows and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people reach out to me and say,
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  Speaker 1: Harry has a.
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  Speaker 4: Lot of DM I'm well aware of certified medical professionals, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: who say that, based on Harry's symptoms, he has IBS.
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  Speaker 3: But is there anything you can even do for that?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I would think that not eating Dominoes at one
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  Speaker 4: in the morning on you know, a.
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  Speaker 3: Sober so that this was Domino's week is.
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  Speaker 4: The type of thing that might help.
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  Speaker 3: Now I've been I've I've generally been pretty healthy with
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  Speaker 3: what I eat. That's Sunday night Dominoes. Isn't that crazy? Well,
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  Speaker 3: here's Mike, we all get out of control.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you go get you go, get it looked at,
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  Speaker 4: and you'll you'll ideal better.
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  Speaker 3: I feel great.
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  Speaker 4: You said is there anything you can do for ibs?
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  Speaker 4: That means that the person was like, you have IBS.
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  Speaker 4: Bad news, You're fucked. Yeah. Why start start saying goodbye
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  Speaker 4: to your loved ones now and tie up your loose ends,
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  Speaker 4: get your affairs in order, because you got a little
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  Speaker 4: time left.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I probably have IBS. I think I'm definitely
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  Speaker 3: allergic to an extent to gluten and dairy.
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  Speaker 1: But like, what are you going to live your life
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  Speaker 1: telling waiters that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So it's just you know, you avoid it
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  Speaker 3: and then occasionally you'll have a full pizza at one AM.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you with in a while, Jewel. I
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  Speaker 4: haven't seen you deweling a while.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had the jewel yagged how long?
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: It was like I'm not even exaggerating, like it was
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  Speaker 3: shocking how easy it was to stop once. I was
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  Speaker 3: just like, I'm gonna stop, Like I thought it was
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  Speaker 3: going to be, like I thought like the naked seen
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  Speaker 3: I haven't had like I have cravings for the Jewel occasionally,
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  Speaker 3: but then I'll just throw in a nicotine pouch.
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  Speaker 1: I think I owe a slight apology to you, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I think that I would if if you spent twenty
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  Speaker 1: five dollars on a burger from the drinks drinks thing,
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  Speaker 1: we drank like three hundred dollars worth of drinks. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't consider that much of a disparity that I don't
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  Speaker 1: think i'd make you pay that or expect you to
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  Speaker 1: pay that. And but in reality, in any circumstance like that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to pick up the entire bill.
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  Speaker 3: Oh of course.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And that is true what Ron's saying. And I
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  Speaker 4: think that I have another piece of this, which is
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  Speaker 4: that in a meal where it's almost like if the
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  Speaker 4: bigger the group, the more I would think it would
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  Speaker 4: be worse to say, well, I didn't have a drink,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm yeah X amount less because if you're splitting
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  Speaker 4: a bill between six people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. If I'm sitting a bill between six people,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not divvying it up around.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you five are paying one hundred and thirty sixty
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  Speaker 4: eight cents and I'm going to pay one eleven twenty four.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would get us.
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  Speaker 1: The math is too complicated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like college Venmo behavior.
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  Speaker 4: But if it's you and me going out to dinner, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and you don't drink and I have two or three drinks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: as Ron said, I would just pay the whole tab.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't. I wouldn't request that you do that
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I would. I would the gesture, I would go out
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  Speaker 1: of I almost always try to go out of my
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  Speaker 1: way to pay the whole thing. If people want to Vemo,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine, they can. But if not, it's like such
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  Speaker 1: a nice like it feels good both ways.
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  Speaker 3: No one wants to Venmo.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'd rather pay the full bill than Venmo.
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  Speaker 1: That's what That's what I'm saying. I would rather pay
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  Speaker 1: the whole note of myself and be like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: what do I.
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  Speaker 3: And then like you send it to the person. They
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  Speaker 3: never even see it. They have no idea you sent
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  Speaker 3: them the money.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. No, that's why you text. Did you get my vene?
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  Speaker 3: Venmo failed for the first time ever.
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  Speaker 4: There were a couple Harry Settle Frees on Venmo that
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  Speaker 4: actually happened with me and you. I've sent money the
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  Speaker 4: wrong person.
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  Speaker 3: I two hundred dollars to the wrong Francis Ellis.
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  Speaker 4: There's something amazing about the Venmo community, though, where I've
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  Speaker 4: had that happen, and then those people have just sent
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  Speaker 4: the money back. Not me. No.
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  Speaker 3: I commented on my Venmo and I said, hey, could
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  Speaker 3: you please send this back? I sent to the wrong
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  Speaker 3: Francis Ellis, and they just never answered.
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  Speaker 4: Ram sauce only at McDonald's or a limited time and
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: participating McDonald's, Well, then you should take it. You can
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: file a thing.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, this was years ago. This was when we did Actually, no,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: it was when we did Denver Comedy Works.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Who were you paying you? I never got that money.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: For paying Muke. No, I paid to you as well.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Oh you just double lost.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I had to stink.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Can't You can't be like, hey, I was gonna pay you,
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: but I sent the money to the wrong guy.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Bad news, friend, you're covering all because David figgelbaumb got
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: his two hundred and fifty dollars from me.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: That's when you guys went to that vodka bar. We
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: did that vodka bar with Peters Boh. Yes, yeah, yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I remember like it was yesterday.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: I mean I realized I was thinking this the other day.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I'd like to go back on the road with you. Yeah,
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: it was fine, I have we haven't done that in
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: so long. And I think you.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Should just do Denver again.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Let's do Denver again next time, you guys, I'm coming, Yeah,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: you should.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come in. I'm gonna make like a little
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I'll make a little meal of it, little var.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Like that's fun. Yeah, now we're talking, we're cooking.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Then then it's a work trip.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Then we all fly first class? Yeah, I mean rich
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Carlton four seasons.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Is that something in your guys contract? Did you get
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: to fly first class for barstool? You upgrade yourself or
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: you get upgraded.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: I'm on the first class list.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: There's just some list, but it's not in a contract.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, how do I get on that list?
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: You need to contribute more to the company.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I contribute plenty of the company. Where do I How
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: do I get on the list? I'm damn so. I've
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: never been more serious in my life.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: It just happened to me one day.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I got it. Who do I reach out to get
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: on it?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't reach out to anybody. It's like Delta, It's
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: like this one go.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: I think you need to let this one go.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: They book me my flights and I'm American Airlines the
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: last row of the plane. I think I deserve better.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: It's the duty myself better.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: What's the new what's the delta status? That's like they
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: just come and tap you on the shoulder three sixty. No,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: that's basically what it is within barstool. Like you if
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: you the more you act like you want.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: It, it's like further. Yeah, they won't give it to
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: me quick.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Saying I got when I started going with four play.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because those boys.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Attachment with them and and because they are such a
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: profitable brand.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: They sit on the pilot's lap.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was traveling with them a lot.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I want to y boy up right here, and she's
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: all yours.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: I fully upgrade myself on the on all my barstool floods.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah you should, that's cool, pocket you should.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course. It's the only way to sitting
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: thirty two B.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: That's the only way to fly, only way to fly,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: best way to see this the city.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I'm trying with thirty two B. It's my favorite process.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: You got a problem with thirty two B.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I watched a great, great football game last night.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was an awesome football game last night.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I mean believable, Gibbs, Oh my god, I'll be honest,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Montgomery impressed for his old age, his old ass still
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: making those plays.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: There were a lot of players that stood out. In fact,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I'll say this, I actually thought Lamar Jackson will looked
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: incredible the amount of times that he would scramble and
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: only get shoestring tackled by the last guy. Yeah before
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: breaking a twenty five yard open field run.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I mean that game could have gone a lot of
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: different ways. That they don't tackle the kickoff, the kicker
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: doesn't tackle the returner.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: That was crazy crazy. That's gotta feels so good as
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: a kicker. But he seemed pissed like they seem like
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: they don't like when they have to do that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the little porcelain dolphs. Yeah, kickers dat dainty men.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Punters on the other hand, fat slobs, slobs, fat punters
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: are fat pieces of punk.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: That was a banger of a game. But then I
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: also watched this, uh this a this video about the
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: AI like warehouses. Great documentary on YouTube. Highly recommend It
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: is crazy, Like you couldn't even imagine.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: What's an AI warehouse?
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Like they have the like yeah where groq is where
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: groc is, Like they but like it's way more than
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: just that, Like it's not groc Is probably on the
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: smaller end of it. It's like Amazon and Microsoft are
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: like Inhaling America, these with these fucking warehouses that are
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: just filled with computers, and dude, they do like interviews
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: with the people that live it's actually like it's so
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: fucked up that it's almost funny because it's like these
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: people just live in their neighborhood forever and then one
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: day a big warehouse goes up and they're like, that's
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: a little odd. And then over the course of like
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: four years, that hole in their entire backyard. It's now
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: all warehouses, all filled with like ten thousand computers, all
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: trying to be cooled simultaneously at the same time. So
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: they just hear all day.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: You end up saving a lot of money on white
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: noise machine, that's.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: What you would think. But dude, it's, oh my god,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: it's so it's so crazy. That was my first thought,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: because they're like, we tried white noise, and I was like,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: it seems like you've already got plenty of that. But
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: the dude, the guy's like in the summer, it's it's steady,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: and then he's like in the winter, it's more of.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: A Yeah, they're already cool. You don't have to have
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the fans on all day. Mother nature is doing his part.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I saw them sinkholes in these towns.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Oh dude. It's like the way that they're describing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: The earth is collapsing underneath.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: The way.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: The way they described it, like you would think that
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: like wherever Grock is located, like there's like thunderbolts like
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: shooting down into the ground and like they're just like
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: keep pumping water. It's like sparking.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Anytime I like put in a request on Grock or
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I mean chatgybt is faster, but if I put some
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: on Grock and uh, it's like thinking processing and it
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: takes a couple of minutes, I'm like, oh, buddy.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Something just exploded.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Kindergarten.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's literally gonna get to a point where it's
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: gonna be like spy kids like fucking like it. They're
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: gonna look like just massive, Like they're gonna be black
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Clouds over the Grock machine.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be ready Player one. That city at
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: the beginning of ready Player one where it's just.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Like, dude, there's a They're they're putting them in like Phoenix,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Like they're putting them in like Arizona.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Was ready? Is that Ready Player one? Gerard Butler?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Ready Player one was the Spielberg One. This Spielberg.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: There was another movie that was with Gerard Butler where
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: he was like a real person, but he could be
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: played by a character and you had to go around
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: killing people. I never saw it, is that, right? Gamer?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Gamer?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Gamer?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I never saw that. But I'm into movies like that,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: except that little dystopian love.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: A little dystopian definitely pulls you out of the real
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: world for a minute.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Laid Runner twenty forty nine. A free guy, idiocrisy, dystopian.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: You know, I have a guy I wanna, I wanna.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I want to weigh in really quickly. I'm gonna just
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: follow up on the foot thing that we talked about.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, of course. So there's a guy here, Austin,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: and he DMS me every once in a while. Yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: his name Austin DM me in May. He said, hey, dumbass,
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: when you cried on the pod because oh I have
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: two birthdays this week. Oh I also have two dinners
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I have to go to. Oh I'm so busy. How
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: am I going to live? Oh? Shut the fuck up
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: and let sas carry. And then I said, hey, Austin,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I think the part people are choosing to ignore for
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: whatever reason is me saying I have spots that means shows.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: I had a bunch of shows that night and even
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: more the next night. So I don't know why you
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: didn't just hear that, but that was the part I
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: was more anxious about. And he said, I heard that part,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: but you didn't make it clear. That's the only things
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: you're crying about. All I know is how a motherfucker
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: suspense supposed to complain they got a lot on their
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: plate when their goal was to eat, which honestly was
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: actually pretty smart and stuck with me, which is why
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I'm going all the way back. And I said, hey,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: you're not wrong, brother, I appreciate the perspective. Check then
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: in July, quote what Joe Burrow was good at basketball
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: in high school? How literally everyone in the NFL was
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: all stayed in every sport they played in high school.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: They're freak athletes, no shit, they are good at other sports.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: I let most of your ball talk slide, but had
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: to speak up here. Please stop talking ball regardless.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Must be a Ravens guy.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: And I said, why are you so angry? Man? These
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: two things you've been mad about are so insignificant. Birthday
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: parties and Joe Burrow's basketball talent goes. I don't know, man,
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: something about you talking ball just in general is annoying
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: to me for some reason. And the nfl QB being
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: good at hoops being surprising with the tipping point, I
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: had to speak up. All good with everything else, they'll
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: keep up the good work here. And the birthday comment.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Come on, man, enough times past we can agree that
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: was a minor thing to complain about. And then yesterday,
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Fuck what Ron is saying? Send the feet photos as
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: much as possible. Those freaks don't deserve money anyway. So
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: this guy's just all about the bag. I think he's
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: just kind of all over the map. I can't really
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: draw a through line. But three between those three different
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: comments that he sent me over the last eight months or.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Whatever they ever think about that.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Man, that would make sense.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Fuck Ron, send the feet You can send him to
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: me too, I don't care.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Send it to me first. I'll check them out and
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: make sure they're good. Dude, I'll do a fake come
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: tribute so that guy doesn't have to do it. I
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: cannot believe you're giving these people like a platform.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: To you gotta stop reading your DMS or just stop answering.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I don't get that many negative ones, and when I do,
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I try to talk to these people. I try to
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: be like Charlie Kirk. I want to see if we
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: can meet in the middle somewhere. And I truly believe that.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: I think that there's like a little bit more humanity
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: than people allow on the internet.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: What did that? Just did that prove that?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean he's the only person who has vocally
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: said fuck you, Roan, which is the same thought I
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: had when you told me you would look at me
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: differently for paying getting money for my feet.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: That is not the answer I wanted to hear.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: And am I willing to sacrifice talking about Joe Burrow's
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: ball knowledge or basketball prowess in high school as well
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: as complaining about having to go to birthday parties. Sure
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: if it means I can have someone in my corner
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: managing my foot photo game.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: For me, Yeah, he's gonna be the guy that answers
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the DMS on OnlyFans for you?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody else said, dude, don't do the feed thing.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: It's a slippery slope.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And you just wanted one person to affirm it. See,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: people are saying I should do this.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys wake up and do you guys wake
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: up and just check the comments immediately? Is that like
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: part of the daily schedule.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I go into my hidden dms because brands like fish
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Pond hit me up and say, hey, we love you
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: guys and want to send you a package. Would you
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: be willing to receive it? What's the address? And then
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: I get that or you know, Scump is like, yo, dude,
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: big fan, My merch guy made it. Tell your warlord's
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: hat want it? And I said, yeah, for sure. Very
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: interesting going online. That's not part of my day.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck that hat straight up, as Drizzy said.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: As Drizzy said, fuck going online than a part of
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: my day.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: He's got a lot of enemies.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I also get like requests to do private gigs true,
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: for which I can charge really good money.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: As Yeah, you should just pay someone to read your
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: DMS for you.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: That's a slippery slope, folks, son of a boy, Dad
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  Speaker 1: So when people say they're going to Austin, are they
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: just going to the This guy from your DM's house
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: has a comedy. Seemed just matriculated to this guy who DMS.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yes he speaks for all of Austin when he says
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: fuck it, send the feet picks. Someone also sent me.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Uh there was a clip from like what's that old
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: podcast that Noel Noel.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: The Tiny Gang.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, there was one of them that did exactly this.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Sold feed picks to a scammer. Though, how do you get?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: How does that work?
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Some guy DM him and said like, I'll give you
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: twenty bucks for feet picks or something, and he took
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: the pictures and sent him. I didn't watch the full clip,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: but I my guess is that he didn't get paid.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: That's tough or that the guy then said, Okay, now
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: I'm going to blackmail you for having done this. It
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: was very funny clip.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Feet picks have to be worth a little bit more.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Well that's where you that's where you get out in
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: front of it and you're like, all right, everybody, I've
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: got bad news. I've been blackmailed about these feed picks
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I took. So instead of letting them have the power,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: here are those.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You should just do now without even having gotten blackmailed.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Just get your pick out.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: That would be super funny, Like just oh, I open
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: up Instagram and it's just your feet.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Hey. I will not I will not negotiate with harrors
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: my my own term.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: This is a funny blog.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Didn't someone do that with their sex tape or something
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I feel like someone did that with like nudes getting leaked.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I might write this blog before this episode comes out.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You should. Here's my.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I haven't written a funny I haven't written a blog
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: in a long time.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: So yeah, holding my feet to the fire. Yes, it
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: was Whitney Cummings.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone tried to blackmail Whitney Cummings about her.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Feet, about her nudes.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Oh and she just posted them.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, this is the first I'm hearing this.
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: Unbelievable news. We have to do some consumer research most definitely,
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: make sure it doesn't get into the hands of the
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: wrong people. Make sure I know what websites to block,
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: of course, from my home.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: From my home, imagine, imagine just blasting out like a
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: crazy dick pics on Twitter, being like, unfortunately it's come
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: to this. My back is against the wall.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I want to control my own destiny. I refuse to be.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Held hostage by an anonymous account.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Have no money to give. Yeah, I'm broke, and here's
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: my penis.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not proud of the fact that these have leaked,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: but I will not accede to the demands of a madmen.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: It's crazy because you could do that on Twitter, like
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: you could, like you Francis could log onto Twitter and
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: just post a picture of your penis and there would
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: be nothing wrong with that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Like, there's what happened, There's something would have to happen.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, it would be obviously an insane thing for.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: You, But I'm saying, wouldn't it get wouldn't there be
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: some sort of flagging.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Battle rappers I have done that that have just like
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: pivoted to cockpits. Yeah, and dude, I know, like I
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: know multiple rappers.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I remember when Adam twenty two pivoted to like porn.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I used to listen to No Jumper. I was super
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: into like underground.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Rap and hun That's why that bothered you so much?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: What because you you wanted you wanted to know him
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: and like him for what you knew him for. You
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: had an issue. I remember you having an issue when
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: he started doing porn.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, You're like, I'll drink off.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no issues with it. I was a fan
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: of the podcast and then snapchat and it's just his penis, yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: but fucking his A random girl.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: What did you like about the podcast No Jumper?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I liked the interviews.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: That he did. Can I be honest with you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I was a big Puya and fat Nick fan time.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: His porn is what brought me into his podcast. I
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: came in back really yeah, I said, boy, I love
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: this cock and let me tell you, I was disappointed
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: as hell to find out that he was a fucking podcaster.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear his voice.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's like listening to the Johnny Sins Hour.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that would be worse. That's a worse way
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: to get into the no jumper.
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  Speaker 4: Here's something crazy. One time I looked up Johnny Sin's
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: workouts and he's made a bunch of like fitness videos
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: really clothed. Yeah, of his workouts, and I've done some
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: of them.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Really the solid Yeah, there is Johnny's warpath.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of like mobility Cox.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: He's good guys in really good shape, calisthenics of the truth.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Why did you? Why did you do that?
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: I genuinely thought he had a body that was, like
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I incredible and emulate it.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I've never looked at porn. Maybe I'm just that fucking straight.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, or just like I guess i've noticed it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've noticed a man's body. I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: guess I'm just noticing cock.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: When he was younger, he was really ripped, really ripped.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I think he's had a harder time in later years physique.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I'm more for the Ron Jeremy body.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like. I don't like. I actually don't
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: like Johnny sins as porn. Why it's too good looks it's.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Too much sinse too much Johnny.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he looks like a salamander hairless.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Too much Johnny.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Johnny sins porno is a Johnny sins porno.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, it's not.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: The woman's not.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: You're not. You haven't. You haven't landed there because you
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: searched for the girl you looked up Johnny sins love these.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Guys love this guy's scenes.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: It's for gay straight guys.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there you go exactly. He's too hot of
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: a dude. I don't want that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Straight. He's too big, he's too jacked.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you so what, like, did you hit any
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: of the workouts?
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Did you try one of them?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I tried one over two of them, I think. I mean,
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: he's got a few on YouTube.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I think what if they're like twelve views or something
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: like that. He finds out people only wanted for his body.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah in the comments, tough one to that, Johnny.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: He's reading the comments too.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Can't wait for next week.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Nice to see you making healthy choices.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Or you're just dming him like all since DM and you,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: this is fucking bullshit. Word you said, this is a
• 37:05
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• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Feel flexible at all. Zero mobility. Burrow sucks. Joe Burrow sucks.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Joe Burrow being out is pretty brutal.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: It was good for you because you traded Jamar Chase
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: for Jamir Gibson romadon day probably the steal of the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: year trade.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Will steal of the year, which I feel bad about.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I feel bad about.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Whoever told you to do that exact trade is a
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: fucking football genius.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I am a football genius.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I told you to do that exactly.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I told you I'm the one that traded first and
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: said I'm getting rid of them.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was my noman and you're like, I
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  Speaker 1: want to trade him, and you're like, should I trade
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  Speaker 1: him for James Connor?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not even close. Did it ever happened?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: You never asked about a James Connor trade.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I asked about a James Connor trade and I sent
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: it to you and said this trade sucks, right, And
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: you said.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Yes exactly, because you know, I wanted to make sure I.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Wasn't missing something. Coach Larry tried to finagle trade out
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: of me.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he thinks you don't know.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: She tried to. Yeah, he tried to.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: It was but the fact that you added a dooon Ja,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you got Gibbs, and you added a doon.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Jay Donday was a steal. I'll admit it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Give me my damn flowers.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dunsa was.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Definitely mm hmm, save flowers.
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  Speaker 3: Say flowers. Bone knowledge, bad pick.
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• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Have you guys seen the photo of arch Manning, uh
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: like standing over the Yeah, dude on what was the
• 38:40
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• 38:48
  Speaker 3: you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're if you're the highestman favorite. I guess
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: it's just like you want to get your favorite. He
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: was to start the season. Yeah, I mean he's not
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: anymore bad. I think he's just young. He'll be getting better.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: But look, maybe I was just trying to get his
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  Speaker 3: I think he's focused too much on swag. Well did
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  Speaker 3: Yeah Dart. I am not huge on, but I think
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  Speaker 1: Well that's all you need.
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  Speaker 3: an American Airlines flight. Is there a way to combat
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  Speaker 4: Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
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• 43:43
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• 43:46
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• 43:50
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• 43:51
  Speaker 1: No, well that the second clause of that should not exist.
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• 44:08
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to need that Delta flight, sister. It's
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• 44:21
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• 44:24
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• 44:26
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• 44:31
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• 44:32
  Speaker 4: See, that's a flight where I wouldn't even try. I
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  Speaker 4: mean it's two hours, not even.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: The last Delta flight I took this past week, and
• 44:38
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• 44:41
  Speaker 1: the bathrooms will not be working, the laboratory, the laboratories
• 44:45
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• 44:47
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• 44:50
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  Speaker 1: was like, goddamn, that looks nice over there. Yeah, man,
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• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Shit.
• 45:04
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Americans not great.
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• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I am considering a big trip over Christmas, and I
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: want your guys opinions. What are your options?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Lay them out.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Well, here's the there's a few things that are going on.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Northern lights are accessible during this time.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: Patagonia would be an incredible trip to, like northern Chile,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: about twenty hours of travel time, but worth it. It
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: might be freezing though, No, No, it's the southern Hemisphere,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: true summer.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Definitely go to Patagonia fly fishing. It's the best in
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: the world. Literally, it's like that in New Zealand.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: That was the other place I was looking as to
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: think about this. We're going to have so much time off. Yeah,
• 45:51
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  Speaker 4: have to whatever and then and then it'll be the
• 45:59
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• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have eighteen days off and I.
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• 46:08
  Speaker 4: It's too much time and I don't really want to
• 46:13
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• 46:18
  Speaker 3: You don't want to go home for a month being.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Like a single guy at thirty six, is the holidays
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: are sad? Yeah, yeah, they're sad. I don't you know.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: My sister's there with her beautiful husband and their three
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: beautiful children, and my parents are bestowing all this love
• 46:39
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• 46:41
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• 46:43
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• 46:45
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• 46:49
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• 46:55
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• 46:57
  Speaker 4: definitely jerking off up there. It's fucking pathetic. Also, my
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: home and like, is made entirely of wood, so you
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: hear everything. And my bed is one of those cottagy
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: beds that like creaks. It feels like it's coming apart
• 47:18
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• 47:20
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• 47:23
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• 47:28
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• 47:30
  Speaker 4: I can handle that for like all of three days.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: And I spoke to my family about this and I said, look,
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I love you guys, and I don't love the idea
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: of not being home for Christmas. I've never once in
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: my life not been with my family for Christmas, but Christmas.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: To be home for Christmas would completely throw a wrench
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: in this humongous amount of time during which I could
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: genuinely get to the other side of the world and back.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: And how long you're trying to go for I mean
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Take the whole time. I would. My thought was to
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: do Japan and New Zealand, and then I looked at
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: it him as like, well, that's not really a quick
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: jump from It's twelve hours from Tokyo to Auckland.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I seem that's annoying about Patagonia is that you'd think
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: it's a When you told me that the Bahamas is
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: a two hour flight from here, I was like, so
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Patagonia was what like three and a.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Half legitimately twenty hours I traveled to get to the
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: place off.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: And it's like like coach flights are like three grand.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: No, you have to like be part of the flight
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: staff to get there.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: This is why I've been hoarding miles for years now.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I have one point two million miles on Delta and
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: I can go anywhere in the world.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: New Zealand would probably be better if you're going alone.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: So that's kind of what I thought, right, So I
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: want you guys to help me with this.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I think it's more accession.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I think Japan would be cool, but as a solo
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: traveler I over Christmas, I would get incredibly lonely and homesick.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: But that's like the Japanese way. Though everybody there's like lonely.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Everybody there is like a sexual and lonely, but they're
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: surrounded by twenty million people.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: They're used to that, you know, they blur their genitals true,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: whereas so.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Well, you can pay for companionship in Japan. It's like
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: the best there for that for like e dates and
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, just like you pay and you could
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: pay for like guy buddies, and you could pay for
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: like real girls. Yeah, you could pay for guy buddies.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Dude, the world is crazy. This Abraham Lincoln Team of
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Rivals book. They were so gay back then. Oh yeah, no,
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: you don't understand. First of all, he was a lawyer
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: on the circuit and the way it worked was they
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: would in the state of Illinois. He would just travel
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: around on this circuit to go do all these cases
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: and stuff, and he was with all these other lawyers,
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: and they would stay in boarding houses where the would
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: split a bet. Yeah, he and another man would split
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: a bet. And these guys all develop these incredibly intimate
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: friendships to the degree that they would have lively correspondences
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: where I mean these we republic figures, senators things like that.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Who if someone didn't respond quickly enough, he'd be like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I realize you've met a woman, and like it's hard
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: for me not to take it personally that you're not
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: honoring and cherishing the love that we built together. Damn,
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: and like they're pissed off about it.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's caddy gayness. Yeah, they're writing a letter back,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: probably like with the woman over their shoulder, being like,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I regret to inform you we cannot be friends anymore. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: that's fucking sad.
• 50:44
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  Speaker 3: My boys are pissed.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Was it so? He wasn't the only one that was like,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: was it just a boarding house full of gay couples?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: No, it's just men were had friendships that were very
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: intimate back then, and it was normal, like an Islamic friends,
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: like the opposite of what Harry and I have. Is
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: it like the Taliban like that? I'm genuinely yeah, it
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: sounds like it.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: I saw a video yesterday with the Taliban and they
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: were like dancing with these group of girls, and then
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: you found out that the girls are dudes.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: That the Taliban like dress up as women because they're
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: not allowed to like dance with women. Buddy, at that point,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: just like let the women like just dance with the women.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: No, No, I don't know if you're getting your seventeen
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: virgins of your fucking dudes on the way.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: The prophet does not say anything about not fucking.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: It's seventy two virgins. Yeah, I thought it was seventeen. No,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: seventy two is way better.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you're.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Really need to flying a plane into a building for
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: seventeen virgins.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting it from man.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Seventy two You're like, I kind of get it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Seventy two virgins is undeniable. Yeah, you can't turn that down.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: That's like best buy for you. You're like, yeah, I'll
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: get out of bed for seventy two virgins.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: A fascinating religion.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: It is so so I'm thinking about Yeah, I'm thinking.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you do in New Zealand.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Though New Zealand is one of the best golf countries
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: in the world, I think the.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: New Zealand is like the most beautiful place in the world.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: I think so too. And I think that golf is
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: an activity where you know, as a single I would
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: get paired with other like three balls or two other
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: people to go play. Maybe you have a caddy or
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: something like that. So that four hour period of your
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: day you have social interaction.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And there's also those people are probably on vacation too.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Some of them.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Could be yea, some locals. Yeah, there's some trouble. When
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: you look at the fucking photos of the New Zealand
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: golf courses, it's it's breathtaking. Cape Kidnappers Tara.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Edie the fishing there is like retarded really like dude,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: you could cast into a puddle and pull out like
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: a thirty inch ran.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: So now we're talking. I like the sound of this. Yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: so potentially New Zealand. It's do you know there's direct
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: flights from New York to New.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Zealand, believe it or not, where they go through the
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: center of the Earth.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: There's a direct flight from New York to Auckland. There's
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: also you can also fly to like Houston or Dallas
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: or something and then take a flight from there. But
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: that is definitely an option.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: And what would be cool and I have no idea
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: if this would be possible, is to try to go
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: to Auckland and do some shows.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Definitely possible.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: I just don't know how many people we have in
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: New Zealand.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think it matters. I don't think we probably
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: have like little to no one.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: We have people in Australia. I think if we had,
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: if we did it, if you and I did it,
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: co headlined a show in Sydney, we'd get it. We'd
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: get some people out probably.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: I think I think also out there, it's just like
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: they just want like if you're an American comedian.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: You'll sell maybe maybe, but you could do that in Japan, too, true.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Mike Lrris just just did it?
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, he speaks out like no, whatever, what do they speak?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I'm feeling a little spacey today. I'll be honest. I
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: think today I left my apartment and I was like,
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: I have zero recollection of leaving my apartment fully dissociated.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not on any drugs.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Night you were texting. You were texting as you left,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: saying you were getting on the train.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, have gotten into the hash gummies. Jesus Christ. They're
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: a little cleaner. I'll tell you what hash rosin gummies.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know that it was a thing.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: I took a ten million on Sunday, went to bed
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: at nine, woke up at eight.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: That's actually amazing.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: It was like, whoa, what perfect hours to have slept?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nine to eighty that's a solid night.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Is really good. Have you seen that bit? Yeah, kind of.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Have you seen the bit about the guy who talks
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: about like early bedtime and how it's a slippery slope. No,
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: and he's like eight thirty is the heroine of early bedtime.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: You wake up at four am, fully rested. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: start walking the streets with the other night folk. Yeah.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I like I'm never I'm either only awake, like I
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: feel like the earliest. I wait, when I wake up early,
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: it's super early. Like if I'm waking up early for
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: it's to do something. So it's like if I'm up
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: and I'm moving around, it'll be at like six or seven.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: I'm really never getting up around like eight or nine,
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: like and like getting outside.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: If it wasn't for like Monday and Thursday night football,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I'd be trying to go to bed at day thirty.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: For Joe Burrow, huh, Like.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Joe Burrow is that when he goes to bed during
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the season. Really, I think he goes to bed at
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: like nine during the season, doesn't even watch the night games.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: I always wonder if that's performative or not.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Absolutely same with Lebron. Lebron would be like I get
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: sixteen hours a night.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, It's just it's just like it's a it's not true,
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: like sixteen hours a night. Is that even possible? After
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: like one night of that the second night when you're
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: going for sixteen, your body's got to be like there's
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: nothing left to restore. I get up, We're fully rested.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to go hunt.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: I'll never forget. There was I read this book called
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I think it's called War by a Sebastian younger who
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: has written other stuff that you would like, what is
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: it good for? Great author? But he was like, I
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: think he was embedded with a group of paratroopers in
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: the Corngull Valley during the Afghan War in Afghanistan, and
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: they were pretty far forward, like they were way in
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: the bad area. Yeah, And he said that like there
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: were even though it was bad, there were definitely long
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: stretches of days where nothing would happen, and they were
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: at this like high remote outpost, and all that anyone
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: could do to pass the time was just sleep. And
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: these guys just train their bodies, just like one guy
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: would sleep like fourteen hours and come out and be
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: like everything good, and they'd be like yeah, and he's
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: like all right, I'm going back to bed, and then
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: he'd sleep for another ten hours.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Like clamor on a live stream.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I mean, I guess if you got nothing
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: to do, like that's your best.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Option, I'd have a heart. I feel like i'd have
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: a hard time sleeping. If I were on break, somebody
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: had an RPG pointed at me. Yeah, I so what
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: do you think do you think I'll get? Do you
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: think two weeks of traveling alone is nuts?
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: I think two weeks is bold for sure.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I think if you documented and like writer, vlog
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: or do videos, you'll find stuff to do. I also
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: think that you're I think you've narrowed your scope of
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: countries that are possible to too uh too much. I
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: think that there's some companionship waiting for you in Thailand
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: for sure. Boy, yeah that boy.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Thailand doesn't entice me. It never has.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's so up your alley. Come on, really,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: why is Thailand cheapest? Hell?
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: It's like, uh, I'm not a I'm not a big
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: partyer anymore.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: You know, it's because you've never been to Thailand.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I don't like to have sex with women that have penises.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: It's because you've never been to Thailand.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I tried it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: You've never seen the penis, penis?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: What about the different what about like, uh, what about
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: going somewhere that you wouldn't want to go with a companion?
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: Is that the color of that drink?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: This root beer?
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, what did you think it was?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just didn't expect that drink to
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: be blacker, right, like when you're drinking, Like when you
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: see someone drink a weed drink, you're typically not expecting
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: the color to be just jet black.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: What do you say, Like it's the same color as
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: soda or coffee?
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Exact coffee?
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like a coke.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I guess I expected more of a sprite color. What
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: do you think that is sprite? That that's not coffee?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: He got me a coffee?
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: You would think this is coffee, it's not coffee and
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: then pour that in there?
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah? You would you expect this to be that color?
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Just jet black?
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: I missed this. No, I would not have necessarily known.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I didn't know it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: It's it's drugs round. It's not rootier.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Well on the can, but.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Keep hearing about how it's root beer.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: This is a loopy episode.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: What about what about Russia? You can't go?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: I want to go?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't think Americans are allowed to go right now.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be that guy. I don't need
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: to be that guy. What what's the point I.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Just watched the most recent what's the movie that John
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Krasinski was in. It's like an.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Action movie like Thirteen Ocean, Twelve Men or something.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, like the other it's like a franchise. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it was based on a novel. I think Jack Jack.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Thirteen hours.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: No no, no, it was or I don't know. It's it's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: some kind of Jack Reacher Jack something. But I watched
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: the recent version of that movie. It wasn't. Krasinsky was
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: another guy, so maybe it was a whole different franchise.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: But they're in Russia the entire time. It just came out,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: and the Russians are the bad guys.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: They're always the bad It's Jack Rys based on the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: character that Harrison Ford used to play in Clear and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Present Danger and Patriot Games.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Is that not Tom clan.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: It is Tom based the books. Both of those movies
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: were awesome, by the way, Clear and Present Danger and Patriot.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Game Tom Clancy do what were the books that he wrote?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: He's written a million books. But it's always that kind
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: of thing. CIA Operatives, Field Agents.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: How does he fucking know? You know what I mean?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Rainbow six that was a big one.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Well that was a great video game series.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: What like what what? How does like do you think
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: he tried to live as.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: This He may have had a bit of time in
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: that world, but maybe not. I don't know. It's all
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: he ever wrote about.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, how do you think, like they convinced
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Russia to let us film there? If we're gonna we're like, yeah,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: you guys are evil, bad guys who were trying to kill?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Can we shoot in Moscow? For as?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Was it in Moscow where they filmed in part.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Of the movie, wasn't right? I mean they're in England,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: they're in New York there in Moscow?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Did it actually was actually filmed in Russia?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Though they have the backdrops of It's like the famous
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: buildings could have been Alaska.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: That'd be so funny if there was some sort of
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: one for one deal where like tomorrow we walked into
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: Times Square and there were just like forty Russian guys
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: filming like some you know, good Russian pussy as like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: Americans are wandering around. Yeah, guy feels totally threatened.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: I mean you gotta wonder like if they're like when
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: are those movies gonna come out?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Like, we won't see it so many.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: You have to believe that there's a lot of propaganda.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: They they view everything through the other side of the
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: looking glass.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: Hey, what's going on there?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: We saw you the hockey game market. I know you guys.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: deal Pink Whitney. That's what I thought, See you, fellas,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: I invented the thing.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Whatever we feel about Russia, they feel about us.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: You ever see man on the street videos of Russian
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: citizens like talking about Americans. It's so funny.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like they're.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Fat and stupid. All they's is fast food in their pussies.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: They're all gay.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: They definitely think that about us, which is hey, it's.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Not a bad assessment.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Fair play.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't love that parade they had where they
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: have who in Kim Jong un? And who's the third?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: But they had that it was like his powers.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a meeting of the minds of
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: the evil.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Was it the Chinese president?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, it was China, Russia and North Korea. Really military
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: parade they did a parade. Yeah, you don't want to
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: see that. A lot of a lot of missiles with
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: big red tips.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you think it's beef.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: I think it's just a show of force.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: We had our little military raid.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: We gotta do a bigger one. Yeah, yeah, that's just
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: not a threesome. You want to see the fuck is
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: she doing? Being so tall?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: So tall, I had no idea.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I think those other guys are.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I think Putin's like five to five.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: His story is unbelievable. I'm sure there's a book about it,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: but probably the way he came to power is fucking cool.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, was he secret Service?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Basically, yeah, he's KGB. He was the head of the KGB,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: and then the KGB was sort of disbanded, right because
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: the Soviet Union fell, and then.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, they did a mighty Ducks situation like shootout for
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the presidency and he won.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Legend, my barber told me the story. I don't have
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: I don't remember all the details, but it's like he
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: basically let a certain number of the oligarchs keep their money,
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  Speaker 4: and then anyone who spoke out against him, he was like,
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  Speaker 4: you're fucked, and then started tossing people off balconies, billionaires,
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  Speaker 4: people who had found sanctuary in England, and I'm talking
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  Speaker 4: you know, rural England where they would buy a manor
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  Speaker 4: or an estate and think that they were safe, and
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  Speaker 4: they would then say that these are the best government
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  Speaker 4: contracts in Russia are being doled out to people who have,
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  Speaker 4: you know, found favor with the Putin's regime. And then
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  Speaker 4: the next day that guy would have like radiation poisoning
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  Speaker 4: from sitting on a bench in a park, which would
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  Speaker 4: also somehow kill like nine other people who were just
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: there walking their dogs. Yeah, that's a good book, by
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  Speaker 4: the way, Uh from Russia with blood.
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  Speaker 1: Especially Proud to be an American, honestly straighted those say
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  Speaker 1: what you want about Kimmel. We still have fucking free
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  Speaker 1: speech in this country.
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  Speaker 3: Kimmel's back, love it.
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  Speaker 4: Can't wait to tune in.
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  Speaker 3: To that was that's tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, got it, I got it.
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  Speaker 3: I wish we got to. We wish we were able
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  Speaker 3: to promo yesterday. But promo for Kimmel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, stunt for the some.
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  Speaker 3: Of my woke friends are We're going to the Apple
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  Speaker 3: Store and queuing it up on every computer and then
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  Speaker 3: we're hitting the public library after I'm just gonna boost
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  Speaker 3: those ratings.
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  Speaker 1: Computer lab at your local college. At least we could do.
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  Speaker 1: See everyone's watching him four hundred million in America. Watch
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  Speaker 1: Kimmel last night.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, wrap it up, Thank you guys
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  Speaker 3: for listening. That was the episode. We will see you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: on Monday or Tuesday.
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  Speaker 10: Goodbye Tuesday.
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  Speaker 6: was only falling one way. I was only falling one bad.
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  Speaker 1: Day.
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  Speaker 6: We'll drifted.
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  Speaker 6: So so then you need summon No, I come along.
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  Speaker 6: w I was on your phone in way. I was
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  Speaker 6: on your phone in strange Bee, don't take me.
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  Speaker 3: I was falling away.
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