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112: 90 Day Fiance - For Better or For Worse (S10E10) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to read. I am one of your hosts, Delia
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the Redhead here was my real tight homegirl, and the Blonde the razor Blade.
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If you will be a trick. Hey everybody, how are you doing
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today? I'm good? How are you fake? I'm doing great, super
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excited to be talking about this really strange cast of character. So Nine to
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Dance this season is crazy. Well, it's slow in some sections and it's
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really ridiculous. Yeah, and other these people, I'm like, wow,
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like that dollar store Drake taking her to ring shop and asking for the cheapest
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gold in the store. I'm just thinking I would have physically assolked at you.
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I would have pulled out my fucking nun jumps from my back talk it.
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I would have started spinning them and had enough June in your head.
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For real. I could not believe the illyas ainy of two dollars drink.
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I'm like, dude, come on, you don't have to say the price
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point that you're gonna go for, Like it's fine, but like you're taking
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her to this nice jewelry store and you're like, uh, we need something
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like two hundred dollars two rings, right, embarrassing it's so embarrassing, she's
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so ingitty. I know, why are you with this loser? What if
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this dick game is good? I mean, your dick game would have to
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be so good. She's twenty three. That's why she doesn't know any better.
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She hasn't she hasn't met her aural man or a woman or woman.
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That's what she probably needs. Anyway, we're getting carried away. Let us
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It is. Yeah, it's really nice. Okay, it's from Ashley in
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Missouri City. Okay, lay it on me, baby, B and D.
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I just want to wish you guys a happy anniversary from me to you,
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love you guys. Oh my my god. Think that's so sweet. I
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feel like God's my purpose in life to be a raccoon. I feel like
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it's so we give me. People like Ashley for Berzouri. You know she
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was in Holwani, which is the place of my birthhund yes, I know
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very much where the dual plantation is. But one year later there in Joshua
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Tree, also listening to us. Don't make me cry, Actually I gotta
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cry. We love you and your husband. I can't believe her husband.
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lesbian, don't listen. I don't Yeah, damn, for dam for Delia.
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But wow, thank you so much. I really appreciate that that it's
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me in my et phone home heart ball me too, Ashley. We love
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you fantiastic. Yeah. All right, well let's get into the nighted day
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fuck shit girl. Well this week we start with Gino and Jasmine. We
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missed them last week, did we did? I did? And we begin
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with Gino apologizing about the bachelor party. Yeah, Jasmine kind of cries about
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it, and she's like, I just need you to I just need to
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trust you, Gino, I just need to trust you. I'm like,
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why wouldn't you trust this dope of a man well with you? Because he
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sent her nudes to an ex girlfriend, and because he lies in perpetuity,
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and because he left a ship for her in his toilet. That's the day
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she moved into his apartment. Because he ain't shit, Oh shit, fuck
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shit? Why is she with him? I don't know. She is a
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beautiful person, I mean not emotionally, yeah, but she's a beautiful woman.
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Yeah. And he is a smoke, you know, from Michigan.
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I'm like, this guy, his family, they suck so bad. I
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don't get. It's a mystery to me. It is a mystery. And
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then they go bowling, and this was kind of funny, only because Jasmine's
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like, I feel like people only go bowling just to eat fast food.
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That's true. Yeah, eat fast food and get drunk and throw your balls
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down the lane like it's fun. When was the last time you've been bowling?
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Do lesbians like to bowl? Yeah? I like to bowl. I
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don't know, it's been probably like a couple of years. But I used
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to go with my friends all the time. We would get Hella crunk,
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we'd smoke a lot right before going there, and then we just high bowl.
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It was great. Really, Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
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I haven't been bowling in you. Oh my god, we should go.
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We should go break last like you know, I break a wrist or some
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you know, you can get one of those kids bowling to do what Jasmine
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does and just kind of squat and roll it. That's what I do.
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Yeah, she was knocking him down though, I mean, hey, yeah.
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But they were talking about how they wanted to take a trip together,
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and then they ultimately go to Miami, Florida, which is nice because Jasmine
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is like, oh my god, the sun. I haven't seen the sun
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in weeks immediately take off her clothes at the airport. So it seems like
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she didn't really have a sense of what Miami could be. Yeah, Like
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she had no idea. And so she lands and she sees all the trees
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and she feels the warmth, and she's just like, this is my place.
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Yeah. And she's speaking Spanish to their cab driver and he's telling her
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like, yeah, most people speak Spanish over here, like it's pretty common.
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She's like, really, this is where I need to live. This
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is where I can live out my American dream. And Gino was like,
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yeah, but my family's not here, right, I like Michigan. Yeah.
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So from this point on, that's going to become an issue in their
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marriage. Who was the chick who married the dude from Oklahoma? Oh,
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Paula and Pus right, and he wanted she wanted to move to Miami and
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he wanted to continue to work in Oklahoma. It's going to become something like
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that, I think totally. Now that you brought them up, I'm like,
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they're one hundred percent of carbon copy of them, just like kind of
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way crazier and weirder. Yes. Well, and Russ was like attractive somewhat,
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and I don't think hadirectile dysfunction either. No, But then, the
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only other thing that happened with Gino and Jasmine they were kind of boring this
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week was her talking about her son wants and how he wrote her a letter
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just like being detailing about how sad he is that she's living in another country.
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And I was just thinking, how can you, as a mom,
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yeah, like just leave your little kid, like he's like twelve or something.
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How can you just leave him in another country to follow Gino of all
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people, of all Furthermore, when you were in Panama, you were living
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in some apartment bankrolled by your ex boyfriend, and Gino you're getting plastic surgery
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galore. It sounds like you're always gone. So it must be that her
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son is living with her family, her dad and his dad maybe mean why
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I don't get it. You're never gonna get these years back, Jasmine.
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Nope, and your child will never forget and he probably will never forgive you.
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I wouldn't. Next, we get to Robin's Sophie, which is the
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aftermath of the bisexual conversation Okay, in which we get Rob's full reaction to
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it. And I mean initially he was like, okay, but why are
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you telling me this though? Like do you want to fuck some women?
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Like? Do you want to try that? She's like, no, I've
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never been with women before. And he's like, okay, but you want
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to get married to me though, like do you ever plan on trying to
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experiment with women later? And she's like, I don't know. I can't
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decide. Okay, And this is what we talked about last week. I
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think it is eminently reasonable to ask these questions. She's twenty three years old.
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Yeah, she's never been with a woman, yes, sexually ever,
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and she's bisexual. She's making that statement, and so as her partner,
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of course, i'd have questions, Okay, what does that mean? Do
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you want to experiment? Are we going to do that together? Are you
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going to do it on your own? How does this look going forward?
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That's perfectly reasonable, But the way he takes her sexuality personally, yep,
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and makes it about her being at fault for something I knew it. When
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she's trying to vulnerably share an important part of who she is. He sucks
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so bad. He sucks so bad. And then he's like, well,
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if you ever do have these feelings in the future and you want to experiment
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with a woman, then I get to forget a woman too. I'm like
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me, me, me, me, me, Mom. Yeah, God,
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this guy's the worst. I don't know how she wants to marry him,
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Like, I don't fucking get she's twenty three years old and she doesn't
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know any better. But like, let's harken back to when she talks about
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her vulnerability and anxiety around having a child because she had some sort of a
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medical situation when she was younger, and she's nervous about carrying children. And
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she doesn't even get to get that out of her mouth before he's getting mad,
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jumping up, stalking away, And this changes everything, And I hate
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him so much. He's literally the worst. He's a thirty two year old
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man. And again, the reason he's dating a twenty three year old woman
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who doesn't know any better is because there is no thirty year old woman who
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would date him. Nope, because he's a fucking loser and he's a terrible
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loser. He has an out house, he doesn't have a bathroom. He's
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probably together, Elke, what kind of job does this man have? He
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has a stupid bun in his head. I would cut that off in the
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middle of the night. I'd hit him with a frying pan and I would
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leave wait till her mother comes from England. Oh, I can't she better
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come in and tune this boy. You know she is. She's gonna grill
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him so fucking hard. Good, I can't wait, and he's gonna be
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scared. See, he can push Sophie around because she doesn't know who she
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is yet, because she's still young and she's still trying to be in this
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relationship with him, but she is. He is not going to be able
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to push that battle axe of a mom around. No, he's great.
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I hope you try. Yeah, I wish you would. Yep. And
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then they go ring shopping after this whole conversation because they got to pick rings
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for their wedding Beatrice, And like before this, Sophie's like, I don't
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care about the price of the ring, like I just love him. She's
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she doesn't strike me as inherently a materialistic type of person. Even though she
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is rich, she comes from money, She's not going into it like Jasmine,
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where she's like, I want a four thousand dollars ring or I want
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a butt job. Like she's not going into it that way. She's putting
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up with the outhouse. Yeah, she because she's not materialistic, No,
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not at all. And then they get to the ring shop and it's already
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like embarrassing because the guy's like, oh, yeah, let me show you
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some rings, and Rob's like, let me look at the price. Oh
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nope, that's way too and not this section. They're all too expensive.
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Show me your cheapest shit, yep, the absolute cheapest shit, cheapest shit
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you got, cheapest gold you got. And the guy's like, I don't
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have cheap gold and fourteen carrot, eighteen carrot. He's like, okay,
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the cheapest of your gold. And they pull out some tungsten rings, which
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is like, fine's okay, but he's like, can I get like two
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for five hundred dollars? And I like, yeah, I'll look you up
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because I'm on camera and maybe it's good for my business, but just to
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look at Sophie's standing there, it's so crestfallen and embarrassed. It is humiliating
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and shameful. Yeah, him, like, I feel like he's doing it
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on purpose to punish her for being bisexual. He is because the ring guy's
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like, how's everything going, because he's like asking about their relationship, and
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Rob's like, yeah, we're on a night to day visa, but she's
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told me some shit just recently I came here. I'm like, dude,
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uh, and soph He's like, I don't want to talk about that that.
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We need to raccoon riot. We need to gather together. Where does
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he live in? Crunching some California always up to no good. We need
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to get our raccoons together and go beat his fucking app for real. Like
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you're trying to out her. You're literally trying to out her in front of
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some random ring salesman to embarrass her for her sexuality because he doesn't think it's
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valid. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut no, no, I was
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probably gonna say something truly terrible, but like, yeah, he probably doesn't
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think it's valid, or he's going to weaponize it to get something more out
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of her that he wants because he's innately narcissistic, yep and dumb and useless.
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Why do you want to have a kid with this guy? Why do
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you want to marry this guy? Why do you want to build a home
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with this guy? He's useless. I haven't seen anything redeemable about him,
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Like, there's literally nothing. He's terrible. I hate him. I hate
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him too. Raccoon Ryot in Inglewood. And then we get to Sam and
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Citra and so Sam is going to a barbecue at his brother's house with his
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family. Johnny Matthew sed, why that girl? Girls? Beautivel yeah,
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objectively gorgeous. Yeah. And I'm not saying he's not handsome. Well,
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I'm not saying that. I mean, clearly she met him in Indonesia.
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They've met in person before. Uh huh. They had a connection or something.
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But I don't understand. I am confounded and perplexed and a little afraid
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as to how these two people made a match. And you got Johnny Mathew
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Seed over here living in his hubble house or whatever and cleaning up the floor.
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What is on the floor? What's the powder on the floor? Is
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it his cocaine? I don't know. Is it is heroin that he snorts
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with dog hair and everything. I don't mean to be rude, but he's
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cleaning up for her, and I'm like, honey, what are you going
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to offer this girl? I mean, really, like, I don't get
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it and like it's revealed. I'm being rude that he got arrested. No,
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like he got arrested, right, and he like, a fucking it,
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let's just talk about this, okay. So he went to go see
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a suboxin doctor in twenty twenty two. I don't know why because last episode
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he said he's almost ten years sober. So why are you going back to
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a suboxine doctor. Which suboxine, if you guys don't know, is given
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to people who have opiate addictions and it's given to them to help them withdraw.
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That's the whole purpose of suboxin. And he didn't have a prescription for
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it at the time, or it wasn't in a prescribed container, making me
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wonder whether it was legally prescribed to him in the first place. Uh huh,
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my thoughts exactly, or if he was dealing it. You're rolling with
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your friend, you've got some suboxone, which I hear. I wouldn't know,
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but I hear it's pretty strong. It is. It's not heroin or
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anything, but it's pretty strong. I think we'd be feeling it if we
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were taking it. So I'm like, so, did you commit a crime,
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because then you had to go to court mm hmm, and they put
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you on what is it called a diversity program or a diversion program. So
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he got arrested and he had the opportunity to file for diversion or whatever,
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which is where he could go to like a halfway house and he didn't have
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to go to jail and all he had to do was like some drug rehab
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programs or whatever and he'd be fine. He didn't file the application for that.
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It was his responsibility to apply for the diversion and he's like, yeah,
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I missed the application deadline, so now there's a possibility that I actually
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have to go to jail. Like there, yeah, there is no excuse
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none for this. And now it's not just your dumbass. Now you've got
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this beautiful girl from Indonesia who has a whole ass family in life flying over
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to me. Sorry. Yeah, and you're gonna go to jail because you're
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a dipshit who didn't file your application on time. Like when we're watching Love
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After lock Up with Key Rock, who is supposed to go to this one
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probation officer and he doesn't double check where he's supposed to be. Then he
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starts screaming at Brittany because he's at the wrong place. I'm like, honey,
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that would be the only thing on my mind is where do I need
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to be so I can stay out of jail exactly. But no, he's
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a fucking idiot and he hasn't even told Sira the full truth. So she's
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gonna fly all the way to America to be with this dope, and he's
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gonna be like, oh, yeah, by the way, there's a possibility
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that I'm gonna have to go to jail. And then what right, Like
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he's supposed to be her sponsor and right with his family who believe in aliens
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and I think drink a lot. Yeah, they look like a bit,
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look like they party over there. I just think she's going to be like
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praying and yeah, being devout and practicing her faith around people who don't know.
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And it's just a terrible situation for her for you to bring her into,
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absolutely terrible. And he has to convert, so like her dad is
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going to fly out from Indonesia as well and meet them, and he's going
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to have to go to a mosque and convert so that way they can get
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married within two weeks and then he's gonna go to jail. And he doesn't
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really even know the tenants of the faith or their religion. He doesn't know
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what is required of him. He's just like, yeah, no, I've
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been busy, just trying to figure stuff out. I got two jobs.
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I'll get there when I get there. I'm like, if this is your
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faith, yep, this is your faith, this is her faith, this
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is your marriage. This is why I don't like him. No. And
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it's not that he has a criminal history. It's not that he has a
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past or a current as an addict. It's like, you are irresponsible,
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you're looking to get your pencil wet, as Cody Brown says, and you're
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not doing this the right way. And she deserves better. She does.
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She seems like a nice girl, moron, and her dad is not gonna
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have any of it. Any of it. I'm looking forward to it because
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that dad's a police officer and he's gonna hear all of this shit. And
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she he's gonna be like, why do you want to marry this guy?
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She's gonna go back to Indonesia? Right, Are they together? I hope
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not. She could do so much better. I'm sorry, Johnny Matthew Seed.
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I mean, you take the future ahead of you, you can turn
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it around. But I'm just like, what do you Why are you on
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sabox on if you're supposed to be ten years sober? I don't understand.
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Why are you just going into a subox and don't doctor? Now? That
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doesn't make any fucking sense, right, It does not add all out,
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Beatrice. It sounds like Chris from ninety dight Beyonce the other way. I
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think I can't got it. Sounds like her from Alabama, Yes, oh
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yeah, except for she was straight up nodding off on he So we don't
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see that with Johnny at this time. I'm sorry, his name's Sam right,
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not yet? Yeah, Sam, We don't see it with Sam.
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But yeah, yikes, big yikes, as the kids say, big yikes.
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And then we get to Nicki and Igor, where Nicki is devastated and
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heartbroken to have heard from Igor that he was fucking other bitches when she thought
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that they were serious and in an actual relationship right, and Egor doesn't seem
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to be phased by it. He's like, well, but I gave you
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the ring and that's when I stopped fucking other people. I think Igor is
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phased by it, and let me just thank you for calling him Igor.
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Yeah, but I think Or is phased by it. I don't think he
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understands because it seems like he actually was under the impression that they didn't need
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to be exclusive until the time that they got engaged. Yep. So it
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sounds like they didn't actually have a conversation about the conditions of their relationship.
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And that's on NICKI, Like, you can't just assume it's implied and he
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understands. But at the same time, she's getting the visa for him,
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which is a marriage visa right in June, and she's coming and she's getting
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engaged in August, so well, and it took a whole last trip to
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Mexico together before this, and so she was like, well, we were
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in Mexico, like, and you were still fucking other people back then,
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So like, I feel for Nicki, But at the same time, why
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didn't you guys have this conversation? And also, Nicki has an only fans
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she's making money off of OnlyFans. Well, okay, get your coins,
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that's what I say. It's like, you know what I mean, Like,
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well, to you, does that mean she's banging people on her only
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fans, I don't know what she's doing on her own. Okay, I
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subscribe to that, but okay, but I mean then we get into the
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nuances of sex work. Yeah, that would even well and be considered cheating
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or not, or whether he knows about it or not. Like we just
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don't know what kind of conversations that they've actually had, right, it seems
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like he had a understanding, Yeah, and he doesn't speak her language very
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well, Like he has a hard time understanding her a lot of the time.
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So he's just like looking at the situation, like why can we just
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throw it in the garbage and not care about it anymore? And Nikki's like,
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well, I'm going to throw you in the garbage. I thought the
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most poignant part of their scenes was when she was talking about her experience as
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a trans woman and how it's really hard to find somebody handsome. Yeah,
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she was a little supervisial about it, but a person of quality, it's
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hard to find somebody like that, Like, we don't have a lot of
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options, and so she's probably really feeling like she's about to lose it all
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and potentially at her big age of forty seven years old, potentially about to
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be alone for a very long time, maybe even the rest of her life.
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So it's striking fear in her heart. Yeah, it's also crushing her
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because she feels like she feels like he cheated on her. I felt for
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her here, like it was one of the first times I've actually felt for
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her. And I also wondered whether some of the uh fervor that she had
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to fucking have sex all the time was because she had some kind of sense
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that there was something else going on totally, and I mean she says that
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she's like crying about it. She's like, this is why you don't want
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to make love to me, because maybe there's another woman. And I'm like,
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ooh, are we going to get into like the friends with benefits and
23:19
stuff. But Igor's perspective is like I've done all of these things, like
23:23
I have been taking all the risks, Like yes, it is serious now,
23:27
like I do genuinely mean that, Like for me, it was the
23:30
ring when I gave you the ring, and you know, it's better than
23:33
masturbations or he's so stupid. But I think he does actually love her.
23:38
I think he does want to be serious with her, so maybe they're gonna
23:42
make up, like maybe this is just their one hiccup and well, and
23:45
it doesn't feel like he hid it from her. I don't get this sense
23:48
he's being duplicitous or like he's trying to hide things. He's like, yeah,
23:52
I had friends with benefits. It's better than masturbating. This is what
23:56
we do in Moldova. Like yeah, So he just seems to like not
24:00
understand, and maybe that's because she wasn't clear. I do think at this
24:03
moment they could broke her a new arrangement and agreement so that he does understand.
24:10
But he's absolutely right. Yes, he's done a lot. He's taking
24:12
a lot of risks. Introduced her to his mom and dad, introduced her
24:17
to his friends. Like he's he's doing important things. Yeah, to create
24:22
a relationship with her that she can trust. We'll just have to see whether
24:26
she's gonna throw it all away because he's been banging other bitches. We'll have
24:32
to see. I feel like she's gonna get over it, like she'll deal
24:34
with it and it'll be fine. I do as well. Then we get
24:37
to Nick and Devin and I'm snorry Well, I feel like she's always mostly
24:45
asleep. Well, yeah, is she sleepwalking in her life? Her eyes
24:51
are just like the way they kind of droop closes, like she's just going
24:53
to go to beating. Yeah, like weg up. Little energy would be
24:59
good, some vibrations, some passion, just a little bit more passion.
25:03
Particulates your words, honey, I don't understand what you're talking about. It's
25:07
a southern moping around all the time. Yeah, we're in Texas, Honey.
25:11
People have drawers and I can understand their words. No, but hers
25:15
is just it's just not animating. Its need to get the paddles clear.
25:18
Oh I know. But Nick has a talk with her dad about the whole
25:23
Piggy conversation, and this was kind of interesting because the dad's like coming at
25:27
it like this is a serious conversation, and Nick's just laughing it off.
25:32
He's like, well, she doesn't like that I call her piggy, but
25:36
I just kept calling her that until she just stopped talking about it, and
25:40
now she's fine with it. And the dad's like, no, that's not
25:44
okay. Maybe you need to rethink that about your relationship. And Devin or
25:47
Nick's like, I don't know, he's not gonna stop calling her piggy.
25:51
No, he's not, and he's given her a complex. I think he's
25:53
negging her. Yeah, he's literally negging her. Well, and I think
25:57
she's because we need people to have to change the power dynamic and to make
26:03
them feel like they don't have any other options and nobody else will like them.
26:07
And so if it's not piggy, it's going to be something else.
26:11
But let me tell you something. If that were my husband spend talking to
26:15
some boy who was talking to his girl that way, he wouldn't have like
26:19
an enlightened conversa. Well do you think you really should be doing that?
26:22
Like, if you how do you think that makes her feel? He'd be
26:25
like, you better not ever do that again. Ever. Ever, I
26:29
better never hear you're talking to my daughter that way or else you and me
26:33
we got a problem, your little dummy, I know, for real,
26:37
five four dummy coming up here calling us off that, which is true.
26:41
I mean we're very fat, yeah, culture and I get it. Yeah.
26:45
Like, and you're also gonna squeeze my daughter's stomach and call her piggy,
26:48
Like you got a problem with me? You got some making up to
26:51
do with me, young man, that's what my husband would have done,
26:53
and honestly, that's what I would have done to And we can see the
26:56
effects of it on Devin as she's like trying on wedding dresses and shit,
27:00
like she's insecure dysmorphia, yes, because of this dope, Like she doesn't
27:07
want to show her arms. Yeah, and apparently like she's having this internal
27:11
trauma trying on dresses. She doesn't feel pretty. She doesn't like the Korean
27:15
garb I forget the name of it that sent over that had gold in it,
27:19
which I thought looked really beautiful, honah. And she's just probably has
27:25
a terrible body image, and it's really sad. I have to tell you.
27:29
Like when I was younger and I was so fucking fine. Sometimes I
27:37
was you know, fat, but other times I was really fucking fine.
27:41
I had no idea, I never felt it in my spirit that I was
27:45
hot as hell. And now at my old age, looking back, like
27:48
I wish am I wish I could go back to the body that I had,
27:53
or to the youth that I had, and you just don't have an
27:56
appreciation for it. So I really feel bad for her. Also, wake
28:00
up, I know, god Den she's so quiet and like kind of moody,
28:06
and I'm just like, God, your parents are lovely people, like
28:10
they're trying to be supportive. Your mom's helping you with this wedding dress shit,
28:12
and you're her mom's annoyed. Though you will tell it sounds it feels
28:15
like Devon is a bit of a brat tots yeah, yeah, and she
28:19
they foddle her, and her mother is like annoyed of it, and at
28:23
the end of the wedding dress shopping scene, she's like, Okay, you're
28:27
on your own, honey, just figure out your own shit and I'll show
28:30
up and I'll be supportive, but I'm not dealing with this with you.
28:32
Yeah, And I'm like, grow up a little bit, Devon, a
28:34
little bit. How old is she twenty four, twenty twenty three or something?
28:38
Young? Young? Yeah, we were all like that. Yeah,
28:41
Last, but not least, we get to Clayton and Honiy, who are
28:45
also kind of boring in this segment in this episode, but essentially the whole
28:51
thing, like after they went to go pet goats, like nobody cares whatever.
28:55
Honnie brings up the fact that Clayton is a hermit and has no social
29:00
life except for his online friends, no friends in real life at all at
29:04
all. And he's like, what's the big idea about that they're my real
29:07
friends? And I'm like, I mean I have online friends, of course,
29:11
so do I yeah, and that's fine, but like, you have
29:14
to also have real life friends too, right, Well, it's the fact
29:18
that she's come here from Peru, yeah, and she is trying to suss
29:23
out whether a relationship with you is going to be viable. And she has
29:29
a vibrant life back in Peru where she talks to other people with her mouth,
29:33
using words, And you're sitting behind these two dumb monitors with your little
29:37
hands, I know, a little pamper, little baby baby, and you're
29:41
just so what is she doing all day? Just cleaning up the fucking hamster
29:45
shit and feeding your overweight chihuahuas and cleaning the kitchen. I mean, get
29:49
off your fucking ass, Clayton, for real, like her, his mom's
29:52
not doing shit, Like so she's cleaning up his mom's messes, his messes,
29:57
and she's just bored. And where are they yet, like Kentucky or
30:00
something, Kentucky. It's my apartment. Ugh, he's driving a beat.
30:06
He lives in a dumpy apartment, but he's got a good job. I
30:10
don't get it. His mom lives in a closet. All he wants to
30:12
do is bone but he doesn't want to actually invest in the relationship. Like,
30:17
well, he does take her to the Lama farm and stuff, so
30:18
I gets just But I think his actual default mode, though, is just
30:23
gaming all day. Yeah, being on the computer and talking to his bros.
30:27
I know I'm a badass when I'm in the world of Warcraft or whatever
30:30
these people play. You know, it's like you suck and if you didn't
30:33
have a girl, you would, awe hundred percent be an insull. Oh
30:37
one thousand percent would be an insel. And like, I feel like Honilly
30:41
and Clayton have a genuine relationship, Like I feel like she does actually like
30:45
him for some reason, and she doesn't mind the fact that he's a bit
30:48
nerdy, Like there's nothing wrong with being a gamer and like that being your
30:52
passion. But get out a little bit, like meet some new people.
30:57
And that's where Onnilly's like, why don't we go meet your best friend of
31:02
ten years that you've never met in person? On San Diego, let's take
31:04
a trip. Yes, and San Diego's fun. So I guess that's what
31:08
they're gonna do in the night guest. But Clayton really doesn't want to do
31:11
it, no, which is weird. Well, he doesn't want to go
31:14
anywhere. This is who he is. H's her name, Elone Alani,
31:18
Honey, this is who it is. Like you left your sick mom in
31:22
Peru and your family to come here and live with this slump of a man.
31:27
Yeah, and you get the first impression of America in Kentucky with this
31:33
guy with his mom living in a closet. Well, Kentucky can be beautiful
31:36
Tokeyo. Yeah, at least there's some sort of it. Was it a
31:38
Peruvian restaurant that they went to. You have some sort of San Diego where
31:44
they went. They immediately went to San Diego. I must have been doing
31:47
my laundry. They were immediately in San Diego. Yeah, oh okay,
31:51
I get it. And so next week we see them sitting down with this
31:55
Cameron person and all he does is talk about sex. Yeah, He's like,
31:59
can I get a virgin drink? Because I'm essentially a virgin because my
32:02
girlfriend won't. She's not banging him, I know, which is interesting.
32:06
But I mean, can we blame her? Would you? Would that come?
32:09
But I soaked pand on his bed? Oh, but it's kind of
32:14
interesting. I mean, at this point, presumably it's been a month,
32:16
at least a month thirty days, they're barreling towards their nuptials. I mean,
32:22
she's not banging him. Why because his mom's in the closet, and
32:25
because he's an eternal turn off. He's a jello mold of a person.
32:30
Yes, he's just boring for real, though, God, I hate everybody
32:36
today. I'm sorry. All of these people are terrible. Like, let's
32:38
name one great person on this cast. Well, Sophie seems nice, She's
32:42
got potential. Sophie's nice. I do think Honilly's okay, I don't think
32:45
she's a terrible person. Okay, we'll see that. What are you doing?
32:49
What are we doing here? On? Yeah? Like, I feel
32:51
like you've got some sort of an ulterior motive, because why would you put
32:53
yourself through this? For real? And then maybe Citra, like we haven't
32:58
seen much of her yet and she's seems like, seems like a nice girl,
33:00
A nice girl, well rounded people can be crazy. Girl. I
33:07
just don't get their relationship though Samar and Cudra, I don't understand it,
33:12
but that that leads us to the preview though essentially, I mean Annalie and
33:15
Clayton go to San Diego to meet his friend Cameron. Gino and Jasmine are
33:20
on the beach and he's putting sunscreen on her ass or fake ass? Oh
33:24
so critch. I mean, I don't want a body shame anybody, but
33:28
being from gen X, I'm inclined to Yeah, and she looks great by
33:31
the way. I think she's really beautiful, and I love when she smiles
33:35
and when she's soft and gentle with Gino, I think she's She seems like
33:37
a really nice person. But like why, I know, I don't get
33:40
your body was super n I know why, s Daisy and Darcy your proc
33:47
Why do you have to have such anxiety as you get older? Why do
33:51
we have to put so many fillers in our face so we look like fucking
33:54
mask? With Eric Stoltz, it's a reference mostly Saw. Guy. Don't
34:00
you see yourself in a mirror like Madonna? Is your fucking diaper booty?
34:05
I don't understand what's happening, Jasmine. Stop now, I can see it
34:08
though, ye like Larissa, yep, like why you were beautiful? I
34:13
know Larissa and Colti. Yeah, what happens to people that they think that
34:19
that looks good? Society? Society tells you that as a woman when you
34:23
age, nobody thinks that. But a lot of people think that you want
34:27
to get a facelive. Of course I do. But I see myself on
34:29
camera and this little bit right here, Ye, this laxity, I can't
34:32
take it. But I'm not gonna fucking shove filler in my face and have
34:36
new cheekbones and some filler down here so I have a new jaw like zach
34:39
Efron. Have you seen that, dude? Have you seen zach efron last
34:44
surgery? Yes, he said he broke his jaw a couple of times,
34:46
but they always say something like that he looks fucking crazy. No, he's
34:52
in a new movie called The Iron Claw. There's after we get off.
34:54
I'm gonna show you pictures, but it is ban stop fu. I'm like,
35:00
what I want this? I mean, I just, first of all,
35:04
objectively, I need to just trim it up. I'm not but I
35:07
don't want to be a different person. I don't want to be a different
35:09
person. But what I see with Jasmine and like the lip fillers and the
35:15
din she's only thirty two or something. Well, even Sophie I think probably
35:19
has some lip fillers and she's a beautiful stopperry. But it's like, don't
35:22
you don't need to do that to yourself. And when they do it,
35:23
when they're so young, like Sophie and Jasmine, like you aid yourself.
35:28
Yeah, it's like they have they develop a fundamental inability to see themselves accurately,
35:32
I know, But the rest of us see it immediately, right,
35:36
and we're like, stop, just accept yourself, Just love yourself as you
35:40
are. You don't need all that stuff, so I don't need to be
35:43
judgy. But like I was looking at her ass and I'm like, your
35:45
other ass was better and am perfect. Well, you had to get money
35:50
from your ex, and that's gonna come up, Jasmine and Gina's gonna be
35:52
really pissed. It's gonna threaten your entire relationship. I know, it's gonna
35:55
be a huge shit show. But like in Jasmin's events, she lost a
35:59
lot of weight, so that's why she got the button plans. But okay,
36:01
that's what happens in nature like way. We lose our titties, we
36:05
lose our ass, we gain way, and we gain that shit back.
36:07
It's like, I don't know. I don't again, I don't want to
36:10
be judgmental, but I just worry about it. I know. I just
36:14
feel for these people that do that. Do you want Are you on Darcy
36:16
Silva's Instagram? Girl? Yes? Are you? Do you follow her?
36:21
Yes? It's private, you have to ask, and then she lets everybody
36:22
in there. I am following it, but I'm just like, and she
36:24
puts up these turbo filtered images and videos and just comment after comment, just
36:34
dragging her to filter, and I just feel so bad for her. I
36:38
know, it's really fucking bad. And then her boyfriend got plastic surgery too.
36:44
She's got a boyfriend now, yeah, well that Massuseki from like previous
36:46
seasons. Yeah, so they broke up another back together. He's getting plastic
36:51
surgery now, so his fucking lips aret and he looks like a different person.
36:53
It's like a virus. It's like a zombie virus. It's like turning
36:57
new humans walking dead. Yeah, new humans. That's how we're going to
37:00
identify the other people. And the dobby virus, like fucking body snatchers.
37:05
I see your fucking cheeks from here one mile away. You've been snatched,
37:08
bitch, and you're not snatched like you think you're snatched. No, it's
37:13
a different kind of it's a different where you are. Sorry, it's a
37:17
little too much from me. Well yeah, that so Gino's broking sun screen.
37:28
That's pretty much it, Like there wasn't much in the preview. Nick
37:30
and Devin get married. Nobody fucking cares. Okay, that'll work. And
37:35
then Ashley's trying on wedding dresses again. Nobody fucking cares. She again?
37:39
Oh oh yeah, yeah, Manuel, okay, got it. Sorry,
37:44
And then Sitra finds out that Sam might have to go to jail, right,
37:47
yeah, go right back to Indonesia. And then Robin Sophie are screaming
37:52
at each other in a sex shop about the whole bisexual conversation in front of
37:54
other people because he wants to embarrass and humiliate her. Yes, because he's
37:58
a piece of fucking shit. Yeah. I wonder why they go to a
38:00
sex shop though, Like, what are they getting? Maybe a cox leeve
38:04
because he has a little dick he needs to stick his hamper peen a bit
38:08
of cox leave so she can feel something. Oh my god, maybe he's
38:12
buying her some lesbian porn or something. Maybe, my god, cringe.
38:16
I can't wi. What a crazy cast of character. It was a good
38:21
time. I enjoyed myself and that's a fact. Yes. Now, if
38:23
you didn't watch our last podcast, we were discussing a new program that we're
38:27
going to be starting at the end of January, which is vander Pump Rules.
38:30
And I know that we have been pretty strictly TLC. Yeah, well
38:35
we did my bit for a little while. After lock Up, we're doing
38:37
We're doing Live after lock Up and Patreon. That's fucking crazy. I love
38:42
that crazy town. Oh right up my alley. So good. But starting
38:45
in January, we're gonna be doing vander Pump Rules, So we're going to
38:47
try a little Bravo up in the dumpster. And I'm excited about it because
38:52
I am a faithful and I dare say obsessed viewer of vander Pump Rules,
38:57
which I'm excited about because I don't really watch Bram ever watched like, I
39:00
never even heard about the Housewives or anything until I met your daughter and she
39:04
was like, you love reality TV and you've never watched the Real Housewives,
39:07
and I'm like that shit. No, yeah, she used to tell me
39:09
all the time about God, I was watched America's Next Top Model. I
39:15
watched you too though, eight. Yeah, just like body image issues for
39:19
the rest of her life. What was I think? Anyway? Yeah,
39:22
so we're gonna try a new show. Ye, your homework is to watch
39:27
at least three seasons three because yes, so that you you have to three
39:31
whole seasons, yes, all right, so you can get a sense of
39:35
the cast of characters. You'll have to catch me up. I will.
39:37
We'll have a preliminary Raccoon meeting in which we kind of download on who everybody
39:44
is so you understand what the fuck you're getting into, all right, And
39:46
we're also going to do their zodiac signs because you're bitches like, this is
39:50
who we are, that is who makes weirdos. Get over it and then
39:53
it's gonna be fun and yeah, venture, I'm excited for the new Trench
39:57
me too. By the way, after Sister Why ends, we are going
40:00
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40:05
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40:09
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40:13
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40:15
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40:20
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