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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 15 - Clip That · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 3: What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 3: Boy Dad Podcast. Today is August twenty third. Wow, August
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  Speaker 3: just flew by. Huh seriously? And the weather is changing too.
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  Speaker 3: Let's have been raining for the last three days. Welcome
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  Speaker 3: back to Son of a Boydad. I'm Will Sass and
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  Speaker 3: I'm with Ron.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here those Sass's producer Roan. Good to see you
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  Speaker 1: on my producer super producer. If I may.
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  Speaker 3: I guess we're just gonna chop it up. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: we kind of just got a really big fight. He's
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  Speaker 3: got a really big argument comes down to responsibilities. At
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  Speaker 3: the end of the day, Roan's lacking on his part
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  Speaker 3: for responsibilities.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't want to be responsible.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want to be Responsibe's going on a
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  Speaker 3: third honeymoon.
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  Speaker 4: I had never been to Bali before.
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  Speaker 3: Roan's going on a honeymoon to Afghanistan next week.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful this time of year. And the rates I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why, but the rates are so fucking good, right.
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  Speaker 4: The rates are very low.
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  Speaker 3: It's ten dollars. They actually pay you one hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: just to get out there.
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  Speaker 1: The airbnbs are fucking so cheap in Afghanistan right now.
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  Speaker 1: You can just fucking post up and in the exact
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  Speaker 1: Airbnb that Osami used to stay in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can just cozy up behind this huge world.
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  Speaker 3: What is the the holding with Afghanistan is that people
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  Speaker 3: are mount about obviously the tal band, but I think
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  Speaker 3: it's like, are they stage rights?
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  Speaker 4: Really? Are they saying?
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  Speaker 3: It's basically just like so the US did nothing like
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  Speaker 3: basically like so what the US did. Was just a
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  Speaker 3: waste of time. Yeah, that we just went to war
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  Speaker 3: out there for no reason, and then as soon as
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  Speaker 3: we left, the Taliban took over.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it just went back to how it used to
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  Speaker 4: be because we went out there to stop the Taliban.
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  Speaker 1: Right, We went out there because the World Trade Towers
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  Speaker 1: got knocked down by And when was that?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I think it was like twenty twenty twelve, it was, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that was lying. That was a Mayan thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was twenty eleven. That was a whole account.
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  Speaker 4: Nine to eleven. Never forget that, Never forget that.
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  Speaker 1: I heard someone the other day saying like they were
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  Speaker 1: like saying, like a date of like that we have
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  Speaker 1: a show coming up on September eleventh, and then they.
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  Speaker 3: Like it was Brandon Mordell. It was not, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Noone else has a show on nine to eleven. He
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  Speaker 3: was like, this was the only day I could Yet
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  Speaker 3: these people had forgotten that nine to eleven. They're like, wait,
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  Speaker 3: what day was a show again? It's like, how can
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  Speaker 3: you forget that? It was on September eleventh? Like it's
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  Speaker 3: the one, the one memorable thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean September eleventh. This year's on a Saturday. I
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  Speaker 3: think so it kind of is like it was getting
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  Speaker 3: kind of a party. There's gonna be shit happening. It's
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  Speaker 3: kind of a fucking sick party day. Do you think
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  Speaker 3: that they planned it for the twentieth anniversary to be
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  Speaker 3: on a Saturday? Probably because that fucking did you hear
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  Speaker 3: that McDonald's is coming out with the Yosama meal?
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's just two large cokes.
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  Speaker 4: No food, just the tallest, skinniest cokes. I can't. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: Soweedy has a meal. I just saw that. Shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny washing These celebrities get meals and
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  Speaker 3: they just like take one bite. Event you can tell
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  Speaker 3: it's like their first time every da McDonald's. You don't
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  Speaker 3: think so Weedy haven't had a carbon six years. They're
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  Speaker 3: just nibbling on the lettuce. I feel like Soweedy doesn't
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  Speaker 3: have a balanced diet at all. I feel like Soweedy
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  Speaker 3: doesn't give a fuck with cheesy. Is that how you
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  Speaker 3: say it's Soweedy so weedy? Yeah, exactly, Soweedy is there.
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  Speaker 3: There's a BTS meal too, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I think so and the Travis Scott meal course.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, and then uh, Dixie and Charlie have their
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  Speaker 1: meals over at Duncan.
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  Speaker 4: Just Dixie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think Dixie has oh, only Charlie's got only
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  Speaker 3: has the Charlie the Charlie at Duncan, which is just
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  Speaker 3: a treent to a thirty ounce black coffee that will
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  Speaker 3: make you shit your brains out. I think it's actually
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  Speaker 3: the opposite. I think it's like a I think it's
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  Speaker 3: like a small coffee and it's just like straight sugar
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  Speaker 3: a large milk. That's the funniest part about all these
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  Speaker 3: meals is like it's just like a normal meal. They
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  Speaker 3: just like throw a name on it. The BTS meal
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  Speaker 3: was like ten chicken nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: Like can you swap out like uh, like I know
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  Speaker 1: the SOWEEDI is uh right, and like four nuggets or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. But can you swap out a coke
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  Speaker 1: and it's not the SOWEEDI any it wouldn't be the sweedi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you can't wouldn't be the sowety soweedy.
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  Speaker 3: The Traviscott meal was just like they were like they
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  Speaker 3: were like this is how Travis Scott likes his burger
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  Speaker 3: and it was like, just like a burger with bacon
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  Speaker 3: on it. And I was like, that's how almost everyone
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  Speaker 3: likes the burgers except me. I actually don't like bacon
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  Speaker 3: on my cheeseburgers.
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  Speaker 4: U up, not even Apple would.
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  Speaker 3: No. I think it's too much, not even a smoke bacon.
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  Speaker 3: I think the bacon takes away from the burger. Bacon
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  Speaker 3: had a big craze in the right around the turn
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  Speaker 3: of nine to eleven. It was right after nine to
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  Speaker 3: eleven that bacon got turned super high. Yeah, people exactly.
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  Speaker 3: People couldn't cope, They couldn't trust their government anymore. They
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  Speaker 3: had to turn to obesity, and.
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  Speaker 1: There was this big anti Islamic undercurrent, so people wanted
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  Speaker 1: to eat a bunch of pig and try try to
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  Speaker 1: get into things that are normally taboo and other cultures.
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  Speaker 3: It was brave of them, for sure, But people got fat.
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  Speaker 3: Though people got fat, people gained lot. They fucking no
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  Speaker 3: one talks about the weight gain after the post nine
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  Speaker 3: eleven weaken enough.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a post partum depression. Yeah, it's like post
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  Speaker 4: mortem depression. Everybody died and people were bumped out just
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  Speaker 4: fucking snacking on the freedom fries and all that kind
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  Speaker 4: of shit.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out big cut, shout out big cut, just getting
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  Speaker 3: don't shut out big cut.
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  Speaker 4: Oh shit, Wow.
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  Speaker 3: He already has enough fame as it is. We need
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  Speaker 3: to start taking some shot out to people. We should
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  Speaker 3: chip away at some people's fame. I've been trying to
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  Speaker 3: think of how to sabotage people in here, one by one.
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  Speaker 3: I had one sip of coffee before this, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: just getting the jitters. Really, coffee is just the worst.
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  Speaker 3: I don't drink coffee ever, but I haven't had caffeine
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  Speaker 3: in like three days because I was just I didn't
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  Speaker 3: leave my apartment for Saturday or Sunday because it was pouring,
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  Speaker 3: and I was just like.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you was supposed to go back to the homeland.
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  Speaker 4: I was, but I couldn't because of the hurricane. I
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  Speaker 4: thought you were going South Shore. I wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 4: able to get back.
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  Speaker 3: And my my parents were like, you're not gonna be
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  Speaker 3: able to get back if you go home, because the
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  Speaker 3: trains are gonna get canceled. And then I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they're gonna get canceled. Why would they
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  Speaker 3: cancel the train because of rain? And then they got canceled.
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  Speaker 4: They got How does the train get canceled just it's
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  Speaker 4: land bound?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but that would have sucked. We would
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  Speaker 3: have been fucked. We would have had to record here
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  Speaker 3: at like two am tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have to eventually start recording at some
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  Speaker 1: dicey times. Our dedication to this podcast is going to
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  Speaker 1: get tested over the next couple We're never missed. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: we're never missing an episode. We're and we're we're probably
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  Speaker 1: gonna give people extra episodes. We're probably gonna sprinkle on
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  Speaker 1: extra episodes here and there, but they're gonna they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: put our fucking feet to the people likes. People liked
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  Speaker 1: the bonus episode last week. Why do you think they
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  Speaker 1: liked it? A lot of people were like, this is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: We should guys keep doing two episodes a week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that fucking bag. Bro, we're dream chasers. We're
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  Speaker 3: like Meek Mill. I would like to do two episodes
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  Speaker 3: a week, but also the same time, I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to promise two episodes a week and then not be
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  Speaker 3: able to do two episodes a week.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: And I feel like, given a random two episodes a
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  Speaker 3: week is like we're subverting the advertisers by sprinkling on
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  Speaker 3: an extra episode. Yeah, do we have advertisers today?
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  Speaker 4: Oh big time, We're about to have some new advertisers. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: people want to fucking slice of the pie. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also, it's nice to get the advertisers too, because we
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  Speaker 3: can both get We both pocket like thirty k off
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  Speaker 3: of each ad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that we say, yeah, not even each ad deal
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, each ad that we even utter.
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  Speaker 3: What you got a lot of ads that we just
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  Speaker 3: like blow over. We're like, oh, we don't want to
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  Speaker 3: work with them. Yeah, sorry, we're not fucking around with
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  Speaker 3: the burger king. Yeah, come on, that's how fuck you
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  Speaker 3: saw what they tweeted about the women in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Not funny for us, not funny, not funny, and not
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  Speaker 3: for us, not cool at all. The women are should
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  Speaker 3: be liberated in many different ways. Women should be able
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  Speaker 3: to fucking spread their wings. Should never be in the kitchen,
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  Speaker 3: should be a man's.
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  Speaker 4: Job to be in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Should That's how I fucking feel about it. You see
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  Speaker 1: that old Andrew Schultz bit though, where he's like, all
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  Speaker 1: the countries where women oppressed are oppressed, and they have
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  Speaker 1: to spend a lot of time in the kitchen, have
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  Speaker 1: the best food.
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  Speaker 4: Every one of those countries.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they're forced women into the kitchen, but it is
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  Speaker 1: fruitful in that these women have.
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  Speaker 3: But that wasn't the The Burger King tweet was saying,
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  Speaker 3: like women aren't allowed in the kitchen like they were,
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  Speaker 3: like women belong in the kitchen, as in as in,
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  Speaker 3: like they should be allowed to go in the kitchen
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  Speaker 3: if they want to go in the kitchen. Burger King
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  Speaker 3: was saying that Burger King's got its head so far
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  Speaker 3: up its ass. It doesn't King is like the fact
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  Speaker 3: that burger Kings even a thing still you have to
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  Speaker 3: find got to Burger King in years? How are they
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  Speaker 3: even in the conversa?
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  Speaker 4: They have good burgers. I like the char I enjoy
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  Speaker 4: the char I like their fries.
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  Speaker 1: But the fact that they're in the conversation is I
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  Speaker 1: only hear people exclusively talking negatively about Burger King. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I've stopped seeing them too.
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  Speaker 4: I have, I have. There's no birder.
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  Speaker 3: Actually there's a Burger King pretty close to our office.
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  Speaker 3: But aside for that, there's like three burger Kings in
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  Speaker 3: New York.
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  Speaker 1: The only Burger Kings I see are right by wayfares,
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  Speaker 1: and it makes me think that they're trafficking children.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, speaking of trafficking children, Yeah, I think that
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  Speaker 3: let's get.
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  Speaker 4: Into these ads.
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  Speaker 3: I think I had a large majority of stores in
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  Speaker 3: New York are selling children or selling drugs.
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  Speaker 4: Really, have we.
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  Speaker 3: Talked about this before my theory on this.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think we have.
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  Speaker 3: There's a spy store next to our office. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: I know that on the second floor. I think that
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  Speaker 3: that's for fat guys who are getting cheated on, for
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  Speaker 3: legitimate people who are trying to spy. I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was keeping time costume store. What in what world does
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  Speaker 3: a spy store survive the pandemic? But like decent restaurants don't.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, people just need more spy equipment now than ever.
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  Speaker 3: It's the answer is they're selling kids. You think that
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  Speaker 3: that little six costume stores on this block. But there's
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  Speaker 3: the uh, that's such a small storefront. You think that
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  Speaker 3: selling kids would be more lucrative, Like they wouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: to have like a fucking ten foot by two foot
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  Speaker 3: storefront if they were actually selling kids, Like there's fucking
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  Speaker 3: money and selling kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they need a front for something. So you
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  Speaker 4: think it's this tiny front.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's like a mass spy store. I think
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  Speaker 3: that whoever owned the spy store also owns all the
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  Speaker 3: costume stores on this block. There's definitely I went into
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  Speaker 3: the costume store. There's like six employees, not one person
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  Speaker 3: in there, all these big, big Italian dudes, like mafia guys,
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  Speaker 3: and they're like and I was like, do you guys
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  Speaker 3: have fake blood? And they were like, yeah, just give
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  Speaker 3: me a second. And he like runs into the back
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  Speaker 3: and gets it and he was like.
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  Speaker 4: He bleeds one of the kids. He runs at the.
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  Speaker 3: Back and he gets it, and I'm like how much
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, just take it. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: we're in the middle of a pandemic. It's there's no
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  Speaker 3: way you can tell me that you can afford to
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  Speaker 3: just be giving away shit. Maybe they're wholesaling the costumes
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  Speaker 3: or something, but especially if it's big Italian dudes. Italian
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  Speaker 3: dudes don't traffic humans. Since when you're thinking of Albanians
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  Speaker 3: now I'm thinking of Italians. No, you're thinking of Hungarian dudes. No,
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  Speaker 3: you're not about to put this on Italians right now,
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  Speaker 3: especially after the Cuomo shit, especially having it. They're already
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  Speaker 3: they're already dealing with enough.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be putting this bullshit on Italians that there's
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  Speaker 1: human trafficking going on. Italians are the ones to stop
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  Speaker 1: a human traffic Yeah, they'll be the ones to fucking
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  Speaker 1: intercede with their weird ass police sirens.
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  Speaker 3: They definitely have some weird ass sirens in Italy. They
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  Speaker 3: love stepping in. Yeah, oh, Italians, Believe it or not, Italians,
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  Speaker 3: as perverted as they are, they actually are.
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  Speaker 4: Take your next words carefully, brother, They.
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  Speaker 3: Are actually extremely anti human trafficking. It's actually a very
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  Speaker 3: well known fact, which is why Cuomo thrived in the office.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly when CMO was in the office, human trafficking cases
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  Speaker 3: dropped ninety percent.
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  Speaker 4: And that is a fact that's personally shocking to me.
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  Speaker 4: I know that throws me for a lot of people, don't.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people are surprised by for.
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  Speaker 3: A fucking loop, No, there's uh. I was watching the
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  Speaker 3: fucking you back on TikTok No did you watch the account?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? I did watch the account?
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  Speaker 3: Like it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I like good ass movie.
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  Speaker 3: It was the end they made autism seem incredible. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I wish I had autism. When that, when
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  Speaker 3: that ended, I was like, Damn, I wish I had autism.
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  Speaker 3: Because no, I've never watched like an action movie where
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  Speaker 3: someone's killing a bunch people and I've been like, I
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  Speaker 3: wish I could do this. But then I watched that
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: and I was like, dude, like, imagine being able to
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  Speaker 3: just like see anyone been like, oh, I could take
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  Speaker 3: that person down easily.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's incredible. It's uh.
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  Speaker 3: Also, did you let's list of the things that he
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: got to do better? Because he was autistic murder, He
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  Speaker 3: was incredible with a gun. His hand to hand combat
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  Speaker 3: was incredible. He crunched numbers so fast, he could digest
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: numbers like nobody's business. He was like brooding and like
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  Speaker 3: mysterious to women. Yeah, it's the It's the dopest thing
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  Speaker 3: that's ever happened to anybody.
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  Speaker 4: What did he? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Did you think that? Did you predict the end? I
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  Speaker 3: knew they were gonna be I knew they were brothers.
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  Speaker 3: They had to be brothers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it made sense. Did you predict the end? And though?
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  Speaker 3: What what happened with the thing the sister?
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  Speaker 4: No? Did you even put that together?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: What happened? Oh, Brody snow spoilers, but this is a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of a spoiler. Years ago. This came out
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  Speaker 4: in nineteen ninety sixteen. I think twenty sixteen this came out.
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  Speaker 1: But the girl who at the beginning was bugging out
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  Speaker 1: because he couldn't find the puzzle piece, that was his sister.
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  Speaker 1: And she was in the facility the whole time, typing
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  Speaker 1: like instructions with like the cool British woman's voice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was his sister the entire time. Oh really, yes,
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  Speaker 3: bro So he was working with the sister and the
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  Speaker 3: brother was the bad guy.
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  Speaker 4: How fucking crazy is that? Shit? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I did not put that together at all. You might
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: need to do a rewatch. Yeah, I might have to.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really bad with movies. I paused them for like
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  Speaker 3: twenty seconds and I miss a lot of shit.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like that movie.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't that movie. I was pretty I was pretty
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  Speaker 3: sucked in and I finished the whole thing. Also, have
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: you ever seen The Town with Ben Affleck? Yes, great movie.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: It's like the ending of that movie and the ending
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: of and the ending of the account. We're very similar.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: How they make it be like he gives something to
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: the girl and then the girl and then he's like, oh,
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: I'll see you again someday.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an easy way out of movies. That was
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: a pandem triple x right too or something like that.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I was.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: I was just thinking because they're both ben Affleck, and
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: it was like in that one he gives bet he
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: gives the girl the painting and then like some note
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: or some shit, and then the other one he gives
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: the girl the oranges and all the money.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't It's just I'm a big.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: Ben Affleck guy, softwer for an Affleck movie.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Whether he's the cool guy or he's the autistic accountant.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Either way, he was off places. He was a great
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: He was great in that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Doesn't it seem like the world is kind of hurtling
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: towards like labeling people two ways. Either you're super focused
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: and the world will say you have autism, or you
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: can't focus at all and the world will say that
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: you have a d D. And there's just like two
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: camps that everybody is looped into.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, they said one in six people
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: have autism, and it kind of made me want to
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: get like a.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Test because you're hoping for it.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think I have autism, though I don't think
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: i'm smart enough. It's not like a stereotypism. I'm not
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: supposed to say that.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: You're not smart enough. That's a positive stereotype. Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm smart enough, but I do think
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: i'm socially awkward enough.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, so there's hope for you. Then.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I also do have ADD but there it is,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: there is it's out.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, do what you want with that. That's brave of you, brother,
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you for uh.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: It's been ruining my life for the last eighteen years.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's but I mean, kudos to you, because
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: the first step is kind of come into grips with
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: it and just being like, hey, this is me.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Ad D is the most fake mental learning disability that
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: there is. Everyone has ADD.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: It's just so easy.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: It's just a way for the doctors to prescribe you
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: AD or all when you're like six.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so easy to diagnose. Were just so many
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: things be it. Yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I was like I didn't care about school, and they
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: were like, oh, you have ADD.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: He doesn't like math. Something is wrong with this child.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: He's got add he doesn't. He doesn't care about this
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: history textbook that was written two hundred years ago. The
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: pages smelled like sleep, and he can't pay attention. Somehow.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: They literally had me on adderall when I was in
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: fifth grade, and it like affected my mood a lot,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: like I had no personality. And my mom told my
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: doctor and she was and he was like, well, we're
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: probably gonna have to put them on some anti depressants.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: And I was like, why don't we just take me
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: off of the off of the fucking adderall. I was on,
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: like adderall, Viban's concerned. I took all of them. Yeah, Straterra,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I was just like, but I wouldn't focus on school.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I would just like be like, oh, we'll get that
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: cloud outside and then stare at it for like an
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: hour straight.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: It's add bro. Yeah. Or actually you're probably a weed head.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: You probably were just a low key weed heead in
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: fifth grade. Yeah. Probably you just hadn't. You hadn't you
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: didn't get the weed to be able to deal with it. Yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: The fact that you're just like cloud gazing.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Now nowadays they're prescribing weed instead of adderall, are they?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: No?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: You know, adderall is the most prescribed drug in the world, though,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: it's like thirty million people are prescribed adderall or something
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: It's so easy to get. Might be that a year, honestly,
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: and I.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Know tons of people who have like five different flavors
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: of adderall prescribed to them. It's like, we have the
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: time time lapse, we have the five milligrams, we have
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: the thirty milligram extended release. You can get an eighty
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: milligram that will fucking knock you off your socks and
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: have you like biting through your fucking upper jaw, just
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: grinding your teeth.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I was on like two hundred.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I was on eighty milligrams a day of Strataro was
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: when I was actually on and that zombies you the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: fuck out.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: It makes you into like and you're not a human.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was on full full mic zombie mode. It was.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: But the my grades were fucking so mygrades were not.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: My grades skyrocketed. But that's bullshit though, because everybody's on it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: It's like, what if I was introduced to adderall now,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: like and not that, because like I say, people like
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: take adderall the time, Like obviously everyone takes adderall, but
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: like I now I'm always like, oh, I don't know
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: how they're taking that used to make me feel so shitty.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: But like if I was introduced to it now and
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I'm gonna go do this podcast where
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go do this take this test, and you're
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: just like, oh, you just pop an adderall before, I
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: would definitely take it now.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I used to do it for Battle Wraps. I would
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: just like, it's like a performance enhancing drug. Yeah, like
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: it makes you just a little bit sharper.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I used to when I was younger.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I was I was, I had a trampoline and I
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: was always trying to look I was trying to land
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: a front flip.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Could you do a backflip or just now, no flip?
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I couldn't commit to the back. You don't have to be
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: asked for it. No, to be honest, Yeah, and I would.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I would consistently try and do a front flip and
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I never could. And then I took adderall one day
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: and I was just banging out front flip. I swear
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: to God, and my mom was like, it's the adderall.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: My mom said it like it was like a positive thing.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, that shouldn't be a good thing that
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I can now that I'm now able to do it,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: they would like have my mom would like have me
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: take it like before I would like go to my
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: hockey games.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Shut yeah, and that eventually.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I think eventually I was in like eighth or ninth
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: grade and I was like, I'm done taking this.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: You were scoring eight goals a game. You're like I
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: was boring for me.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: I was like forty pounds underweight in like ninth grade.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I score whenever I want and I do a backflip
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: on ice. Yeah. Yeah, Now thatterall sucks. I could never
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: even imagine taking that shit anymore.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people really like adderall, do
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I know. People's like parents that are like, do you
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: have any adderall? Like, like you have any be like
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I have coke. They're like, no, I don't.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I want to do.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: I need adderall like I want that. I want the
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: good stuff. And people really think it is the good
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: because it's just meth.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's more than meth though.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I could you like snort adderall or
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: do you just take it? What is the what I
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: mean both, it's the point of snorting adderall? Do you
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: get high? From it or is it just kicking quicker?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Kicks in quicker?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: It takes like ten minutes to kick.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: In, all right, Sometimes people don't have ten minutes, all right.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Love just filling their time is money, bro, And it
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: is fun to snort stuff.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: You don't think so imagine.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I've never snorted anything except for what's it called the tobacco?
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: What is that snuss? Snuff?
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Snuff that sounds even that feels even weirder to snort.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: That was pretty cool. I felt like I just snorted
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: a mental cigarette. That doesn't sound cool. It was what
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: scenario were you in? Fucking I was at a snuff party?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Were you at a saloon? In the eighteen hundreds? So
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: he was actually at uh what was with wanton dawn?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: He would have some snuff? Yeah, were you doing some
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: snufst Uh? Just just like recreationally, like were you trying to?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Like KB and Nick went through a weird phase where
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: they were just like they were just doing it all
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: the time. That was definitely their sneaky way of just
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: doing doing actual drugs.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't anytime you be KB is not Nicks.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Why he's too scared? I think? So saying that boys
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: yeller of cocaine.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I don't do drugs, Brok.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Can we rewind to earlier in the episode when you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: were like I was on at all.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Straight, Cara, that's prescription.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: The only drug that okay myself getting addicted to realistically
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: is adavan because that shit is just like the God,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: that's God's drug.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Why what does it make you feel like.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Like I'm a like I'm a piece of butter on
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: top of flapjack.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: That should be the fucking commercial. That's really no, but
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: that's what it feels like. Like I take that. I
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: take it.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Before my plane. I took like my plane. I take
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: it before I fly, and uh, do you have my
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: plane ready? I take it before I fly And I'm
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: just walking around the airport with like a smile on
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: my face and you don't even like remember taking off.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: It's so nice because I hate flying. I think it's like,
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I think the reason that I enjoy it so much
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: is because I hate flying so much, and it like
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: makes me don't have to think about that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: It takes away the scariness.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really, there's like it doesn't really do anything. It
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: just makes you feel like calm, You're not that scared
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: a flying you're not that scared period. I used to
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: think that you're this scared guy, but then you go
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: in the studio with Benny Butcher.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: You're not scared of that. You're this other thing happened
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: where you weren't scared, where I expected you to be scared.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: You got one hikes all those time.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: The scenario is where I, well, I actually am scared
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: most of the time that I'm hiking, which is funny.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: It just keeps you on edge.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I really don't like the feeling of not being able
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: to breathe, and when we're that's weird when we most.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: People enjoy that.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: No, I don't like the feeling of like when you
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: get up high and you can't get like a full
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: breath of air.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you need to breathe. You need to
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: be able to breathe. I heard one.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: None of my friends notice it, and I'm like sitting
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: there and we're taking like tensis. My heart's like exploding
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: out of my chest.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: But it's your favorite hobby and favorite type of exercise.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: It is oh easily because that's only that only lasts
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: for like thirty forty minutes.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: You need to be able to you need to expand
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: your lungs.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that life expectancy is uh, lung capacity
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: is directly correlated to life expectancy. So if you've got
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: big ass lungs, you're going to live longer. More important
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: than diet. I heard just having huge lungs more important
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: than diet, exercise. It needs to be lung if you're
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: just if you're just one big lung, then you're gonna
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: live a long ass time.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: You need both lungs. Some people have like a metal lung,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: an iron lung, and iron lung. Yeah, for sure, but
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I think that you do need both. I would take
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: a third though, I would love a third. I just
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: stack up on lungs. Why not have more lungs inside
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: your body? Or like a third nostril too, Maybe just
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: like a drain at the top.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, like like a trumpet, like a release valve that
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: you could just get snot out of. Yeah, you could
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: just press on a little trumpet.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: When I'm bored, I just look up, shit that's like
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: happening inside your body? Like I look up, like, what
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: does the stuff you knows look like inside your body?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: And it doesn't look like anything. It's not cool. I
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: bet you'd expect it to be like a backup of fluid,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: like going from like here, like all the way up here,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: but really it's just like a swollen like it's just
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: like allergies, not like anything interesting.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: What's some some stats that I feel like are bullshit.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Inside the body is like whenever they tell you that
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you could like lay out your intestines and it would
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: be like eighty five.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Miles, It's like, what the fuck are we talking about? Yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: it makes sense.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I mean that. I think they say that the large intestine,
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: or maybe it's the small intendent the small intestant is
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: bigger than the large.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's the one that unspools like.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: It's like thirty feet long. I think, yeah, it's like.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: I think it's even longer than that. It might be
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: like preposterously long.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: No wonder you're getting constipated all the time. Like, no,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: no wonder you got people get constipated. It's probably all
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: just like, yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: It's just a knock of shit. It's like, yeah, having
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: to go through a whole bault up.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: And I looked on that two days ago. I looked
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: up what does it look like when you're constipated inside
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: your body?
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Nothing. It's not cool at all.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Really expect it to just be like like your whole
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: intestines are just like shit filled, but it's not.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: They should have some type of cross section of human
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: beings where you can see inside them. Yeah, there was
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: this dude who, uh, he got shot and he got
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: like shot through I think his chest or something, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the doctors could see his heart and they were like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: we're gonna just like not close this hole up and
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna study your heart. And they study this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: dude's heart for like twelve years of his life. Like
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: they just like looked inside of his body. But it
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: probably sucked. Was he just constantly bleeding. I'm not sure
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: how that worked, but I think it was like an
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: open wound where they could see inside of him, and
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: he was just so tired of that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: It sounds like that would get so infected so fast
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: and just like just so tired. Probably got a shit
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: ton of money.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they must have been paid.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: But they said that he like escaped for five years
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: and like they finally like caught up to him like
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: several states over.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: It wasn't getting paid, like get back in there. Yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: we need to keep prodding you. Maybe it was like
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: an agreement because like all bullet wounds are reported to
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: the police, it could be some shit like that. Maybe
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: they were like, we won't report it to the police
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: if you do. If you agree to do this for
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: twelve years, I would it's definitely better. I was gonna say,
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I'd rather just go to prison for twelve years, but
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: you definitely wouldn't.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: But you don't even go to prison for getting shot,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: like they had to been able to patch that ship up.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Pends on I mean, what scenario are you getting shot?
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Like there's there's a there's very very small scenarios where
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: you're getting shot where like something is illegal.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Is it not happening? Yeah, but probably not on your part.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't want to snitch. Maybe he's seen enough
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: forty days in.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Or a thirty days for first forty eight, first forty eight,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: First forty Eight's what I'm thinking of. What is that
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: you never seen first forty eight? No, I thought it
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: was thirty days. The prison at.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: First forty eight is like there's a murder. It's on
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: A and E or something like that. There's a murder
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and you have forty eight hours to catch whoever did
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: it or else the chances of finding out who did
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: it go down extensively.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because like fifty percent of homicides in the
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: United States aren't solved.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Is that true? Yeah, that makes me want to get
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: away with murder.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: That's true, right, fifty percent of homicides in the United
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: States aren't solved.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I'll buy it.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: That makes me because people keep on getting people keep
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: on it. People are mad at me because I think
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I just make shit up.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shit up.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: You don't unless I'm joking, Like the Osama bin laden
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: meal at McDonald's isn't actually happening. You thought those that
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: you dumb alow wildering two Towers of Miller life. Yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: forty percent, So that's pretty good.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: You were pretty close on that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: And that's also like, damn near a coin flip that
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: if you kill someone, you're getting away with it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, damn near a coin. When I was in Wyoming,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: we so we drove. We drove to the mountain. The
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: mountain was two hours away. The second half of the drive,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: so an hour outside of the mountain, we did not
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: have service, like complete dead like highways, completely no service,
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: and then the whole entire hype we didn't have service
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: like like not one bar, like it was just dead
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, like, I like, if you
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: got in a car crash out here, the police would
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: have been able to Like you wouldn't be able to
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: call the police.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how is the what's the road like, like if
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: you go off the road, here's a windy road.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole thing was just windy, like highway.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: So if you picked the random spot and like went, uh,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you know, two hundred yards off the road, you could
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: just leave a dead body and nobody would ever find.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: It, ever find it. That's how sweet.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the old like we went to uh, we stopped
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: at like a rest stop, and we were the only
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: people there. There wasn't even anyone inside. We just went
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: and used the bathroom. Did you ever loast, did.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: You ever make packs with your boys when you were
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: young that if you murdered someone, they would help you get.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Like rid of the body. No, I don't have an
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: end me to kill you made those packs?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Owing It's like if I ever kill someone, I can
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: call you up and no questions asked, you'll help me
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: get rid of the body.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: No, you don't have real friends, Yeah maybe not.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's some pussy shit. Bro, So what would you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: do if you wound up killing somebody? It's almost like
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: your hands are tied.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: If I ever killed someone would definitely turn myself in.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to live with that.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, you're a guilt ridden an individual. Yeah that's tough.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I would not be able to live with that. Damn.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: You just be thinking about it every day, seeing the
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: face of the person that you strangled to death.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably that sucks.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Me Nah, you've probably killed people before.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not telling you. Oh you're from Philly. Yeah, bro,
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: we fucking at least kill like a robot. Well, at
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: least beat the shit out of whatever robot you send
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: our way.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I could kill a robot, you think, No, you get
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: too guilty about it. No robot has a family. I
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: called a bird one time, one accident. I cried. I
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: killed it with a baseball, you, Randy Johnson. Now I
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: hit a baseball, or it was a wiffleball. Actually I
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: hit a wiffleball and the bird died. Hit the bird
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: no fucking way, Yes, there's no.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: It was strong.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: It was from like in front of my entire family
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: and my extended family, and then we like went on
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: a walk, which I didn't really put the pieces together
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: until I was until I was a little older. Right
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: after that happened, we went on a walk and my
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: uncle stayed back and he was like, gonna save the bird.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: He killed it. That bird did not live. He was
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: gonna give it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, the bird flew away. That thing was
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: like dead as fuck. As soon as I hit it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: It fell out of the sky.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: With a whiffle ball.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, a wiffle ball is a hollow piece of plastic
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: that has holes in it to make it go slower
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: when you got big Poppy Junior behind the bat. I
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: don't know, dude, you couldn't shoot a whiffleball out of
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: like a gatling gun and kill a fucking you could
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: kill it.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: The birds are fragile, but so are whiffleballs.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Wiffleballs do not go that fastfle ball wouldn't even make
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: a mark if it got hit as hard as it
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: could at a human being. Yeah, that's probably true, honestly,
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: But it killed the bird. I don't know what you
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: want me to say. It killed the bird.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Your parents probably just wanted you to feel tough, like, oh, yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: you you definitely killed that bird.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: So I watched it fall to the ground and then
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: like it was like struggling, like trying to get back up,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: and that thing was so dead. If it wasn't dead,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: then it was gonna die with him. The next minute, it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Was just stumbling back and forth.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: No, it like was like we're flailing around, like it
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: couldn't even stand up. We did it like break an
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: arm or anything like that. So I think it broke
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: the wing, damn. And at that point you just got
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: to step on it. You should have rehabbed it. Now
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: you thought I was a monster for going to a cockfight.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: At least they weren't dying at my hands. At least
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I wasn't the fucking executioner. You were a monster for
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: going to the cockfight. I was just part of being
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: each other. I was just part of the crowd. So
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: strange you like bet on that just kidding, You don't
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: have to say.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I couldn't.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It was they were only betting in Spanish. I would
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: have bet on it, but like they were just taking
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: bets live in Spanish. I don't have a good enough
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Spanish to be able to bet on that kind of shit.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I would have though I'd have good enough Spanish.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Would you have gone to an execution back in the day, No,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: depends on who it is.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Like at the end of the Ted Bundy tapes, like
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: they all go to the it's like in Florida and
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: they're like it's like looks like they just fucking it.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Looks like a tailgate for like the super Bowl. I
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: think that's how executions used to be. Yeah, and everyone
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: the guy comes out and he just gives them like
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: a wave and everyone goes nuts. Ted Bundy did no,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: like the guy the execution pecutioner gives him a wave
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: like the axe man. He's just a super star. He
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: got the chair, But still I think, don't can't you
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: go to the chair?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: People like would sit like three rows deep at the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: chair or at like lethal injection and just like.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Wildly but with a case that big, I'm assuming it
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: was probably overpacked. Oh there was like there was like
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: thousands of people there. They had to get Webster Hall
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: and just sell it out. That's crazy that they used
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: to be a thing. But that's the thing, Like people
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: like that probably don't give it. Like I don't really
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: get the whole like death penalty thing, because it's like
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Ted Bundy would either have spent his entire life in prison,
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: or he would have died in prison like her would
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: have gotten death penalty. Like he's gonna die either way
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: in jail. Like who gives a fuck if it's now
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: or in twenty years.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are just vindictive. They wanted they want an
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: eye for an eye. Yeah, Charles Manson died recently, right,
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: did he? Yeah? I thought he was still posted up.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Making spiders out of hair of them people sent him
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: in envelopes and shit, women loving him.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Now that's crazy. The I don't know, the.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Goths across America flicking their being to Charles Manson, they
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: get an letter bade too. Yeah, oh yeah, dude, Charles
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Manson's busted as fuck.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Bro ugly ass dude, bro don't kill me.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: But uh, Charles Manson was whatever the ted mondy thing
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't really understand. I never really understood like the
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: whole like, oh, he's so handsome, which is why he
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: got away with all these murders. It's like no, it
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: seemed like everyone else was just like really stupid, like
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: everyone involved in Like that was.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Also the Gilded Age of murder, like anyone could murder anybody,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: you could get away with so much shit back then.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: The fact that forty percent of murders are still going
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: unsolved today, Like, think about what it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Was like back then. Yeah, you probably could like kill Like.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: He got a description of him, They had like a
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: perfect drawing of him, and they had his car, and
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: they just like couldn't get him. Can't we can't, I
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: don't have evidence. Yeah, we can't make this bust. And
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: then they pulled him over and he just had like
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: ten murder weapons in his car. The founding fathers made
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: it tough for you to pin a murder on somebody.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you actually have the right to do that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: You actually have the right to carry a gun and
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: have a dead body in your trunk.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, unless they find the head.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that the Fred Durst or no, not fred Durst,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Robert Durst? Uh do you remember the Robert Durst documentary?
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I've never seen that.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Basically, he chopped off somebody's head. They could never find
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: the head, so they never pinned the murder on him.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: He like threw the head in the river and since
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: they didn't have the head, like, they couldn't pin the
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: murder on hands.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Crazy, I think the I think like if you kill
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: someone thoul and hide in the body and just like
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: the constant fear that someone's gonna find the body would
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: be like so shitty. Yeah, probably driving back to that
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: spot like every morning, making sure it's still there.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's a short fireway to get caught though. Yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Like that's kind of a tell.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: They always find the body, do they.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, know, they only tell you about when they find
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: the body. They only that's the PR from the police department,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: that's PDPR. They just wanted to make it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Look like they're finding the bodies, but they're not telling
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: you about the bodies they never found. And those are
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: the people that are fucking getting human trafficked and they
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: have to do. You see that there's like a new
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: online poker game or some shit, like a new online
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: gambling thing is banned in the US.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like the Knelk boys were playing it, and shit,
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: we were they playing it?
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Is that one.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: It's like these women tellers, but they think that they're
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: all like being human trafficked. That they think that they're
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: like tied to their chairs or something.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: One of the women passed out in.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Her chair and they had to like bring her out
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: with the chair and they're like, why are they bringing
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the chair with her? They think that these women are
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: like tied to the chairs as they're like dealing these
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: online games or some.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Shit like that. I'm familiar with the they are. They
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: are human traffick gang. As a gambling dude, you would
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: fucking know what is it? What's the game called No Limit? Hold?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Wait wait, I'm so lost. Is this part of the game? No,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: this is a this is a this is an added bonus.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: That's so weird. Yeah, human trafficking, you're like a weirdo.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: If you're human trafficking, it's not right. That's not cool
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: or just super uncool.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Like, if you're human trafficking, cut that shit out, man,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Son of a Boy Dad podcast told you, all right,
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: leave that shit behind.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Because it's not right.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: You're super suss if you're human trafficking, Like if you're
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: kidnapping a woman in the nineties and drugging her for
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: over three decades and tethering her to a chair to
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: make her play some kind of online video game, stop
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: it just stop.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Holling that when we when did this happen recently?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I think it's actually just we're in the midst of it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: It's banned by the United States, but it's got to
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: be going on in other countries.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: What's it called.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: They just banned some other didn't They just ban some
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: other gambling thing, the one that like Steve will do
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: what was doing where he was waking like millions.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Of dollars every day?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah new. It was just like you to click.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: It was like slot machines, right yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: And Steve, we're making millions.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I think he was losing millions too, though. They would
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: just play it until like they won, and they would
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: post the clip of him winning.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: That's like the that's like the cops finding the bodies.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Like they'll look for bodies until they find one, and
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: then they'll just post about it and then they'll just be.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Like, oh a little bit, I found his body on
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: his dash camp clip that ship. Imagine a cop in
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: a shootout yelling into his dash cam clip that he's
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: just streaming, Oh my god, clip that dude. That's probably
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: happened shot three. Dude. There's probably probably been a cop
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: who's like a twitch streamer. He's like twitch streaming on
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: the side, and he's like posted up at like a shootout.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: We're yelling down he's like.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Thanks for the bits. He's one shot on me.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bigs two hundred, thank you for the subscription. How
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: he's just dodging bullets, dude, I mean it's kind of
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: like it kind of makes sense. It's an idea that
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: all cops dash cams should be live, should be live.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: They probably it will probably happen one day.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: It would help with transparency. But also like the clips
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: would be incredible. Clip that ship, clip that, Oh.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: My god, did you see what I just did? Holy fuck?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: After like a resting, Like I don't even know. I'm
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: trying to think of like a scenario where that would
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: be awesome. They like barrel roll in their car and
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: like dive out like clip that ship, clip that I
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: just stopped the shoplifter quick that imagine just like a
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: police officer like brually beating the fuck out of like
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: a like a shoplifter. Clip that that, Oh my god,
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: that's making my real Yeah, put that on the Patreon.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: That's gotta have happened. Like there's gotta be some sort
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: of cop out there who's like posting clips on like
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: on like Patreon subscribe, like they should have like planting
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: drugs in someone's.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Car the way that NCAA athletes have been able to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: like get their own likeness, Yeah, cops should be able
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to get their own, like yeah, for their own they
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: should be able to like put out clips of their own.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: They stop making like tiktoks, so their jerseys and their
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: badges and ship Yeah. Tiktoks are the worst.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: When they just dance like in their car.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like him, them and their partner and they're
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: just like sitting there like lip syncing like fucking Jack
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Harlow songs.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: And just just singing industry based the worst.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: The worst tiktoks are the ones that are like, uh,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: the lawyers.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Like because they're super well produced. They're like, if you
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: ever get pulled over by a cop, this is what
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: you should do, And then they zoom into them in
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: a car.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, being ship face, ship face behind the wheel. This
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: is a way to get out of it. Stop me,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: talk to my lawyer first. You just murdered six people.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Never answer any questions. If you run over a small family,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: that's your first step. You ever get arrested for jaywalking,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: this is what you should do. There's always the same
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: dude too, Yeah it is, and he's got numbies. Oh yeah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: he's got an incredible because like little kids see that
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, okay, I'm gonna save these from when
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I'm older, right, And then know there's some little kid
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: out there who's like tried that shit.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: And well those little kids turn into the one steering wheel.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: His dad's the steering wheel, and he's like blackout drunk
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: talking to the cop and the kids like scrolling through
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: his like tiktoks trying to find trying to find what
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Don't Yeah, don't tell him. You don't have to answer him, daddy. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: you don't have to tell him anything. Daddy. You're within
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: your rights. Ask him if you're being detained, daddy.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: His lawyer I follow on TikTok says, you don't have
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to do anything they tell you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Am I being detained? Daddy?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Don't you not have to take a breathalyzer but they
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: just arrest you on the spot if you don't. I
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: think it's a state by state. Yeah, I think I
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: heard that. Learned that in driver's head, like you don't
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: have to do a breathalyzer test, but if you don't,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: then they have the right to. I don't think if
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: they arrest you. What, they take your license.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I think in New Jersey you don't have to submit
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: and they'll just like take your car and maybe there's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: like a blood work thing or something like that. But
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania they will lock you up right away. You
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: can't refuse it. Even those kids, though, who wind up
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: just learning everything that the lawyer teaches them, they definitely
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: go outside police stations and just like film the cops
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: until cops come outside.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: And they're like, what are you doing here? Oh?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, like I know my rights. Those are my favorite
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: rabbit holes to fall into. I'll watch those.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Videos for like three hours straight. Yeah, I know my rights.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Thing is funny because no one ever actually does that shit.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: In the moment, you would probably do some shit like
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: that though.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: No, I know that you're, I know, the key coach.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Definitely the kind of person to get pulled over and
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: you've instantly just got six cameras out.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: No, I told you. I used to be like that,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and now I just I go belly up on the cops.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, yes, sir, sorry sir. Do you need
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: your your dick rubbed? Do you need your badge polished?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Sir?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Because I can help you out with that.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I got pulled over like three times in one week
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: is going into college, and that was like I eventually
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I started to think that they had like a hit
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: out for me. Like I thought like they were like, oh,
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: there he is, let's pull him over.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: You're got like a paranoid.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I got like a three hundred dollars ticket.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: You just see like helicopters in your rear view and
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: it's like they're fucking following me.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Dude, I got I remember driving past a cop and
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I was going so slow and I see the cop
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: turn like he's like he's like facing he's I'm driving
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: the way the way that he's like facing.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: So there's a little stash squatch again.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: And I go and I'm around, I'm gonna get Hi
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: around and I look at my rear view mirror and
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: he's my rear view mirror and he's turning around to
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: follow me. And then he pulls me over and he's
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: like you have a head light out, And I was like,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I know you.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Just busted for me for this yesterday. What happened to
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Double Jeopardy Officer.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I used to be so paranoid about the police in
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: high school, Like I would go to my friend's house
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: and they would all like smoke weed, and then my
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: headlight would be out and I would be like, dude,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: like I wouldn't even smoke weed, but I'd be like, dude, like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: they're gonna smell the weed on me and I'm gonna
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: get pulled over because of my head light and the
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: ride home, I would just like it would just be
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: a battle with myself.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: The entire way completely ruins the weed smoking experience.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I would just be so convinced that I was gonna
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: get pulled over his my headlight and then they were
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: gonna smell the weed, and they don't have to be like, oh,
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: my friends were smoking weed. I wasn't, and I'd give
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: them the address to my friend's house.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would have to dox your friends. You'd be
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: left with no choice. Do we have any fucking ads?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, because I don't have them on my phone.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: So maybe my phone's broken. Maybe I just didn't. I hope,
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I hope my phone is broken. It must be my
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: phone being broken because I know you sent them. I
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: know you sent that positive at least that part of
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: it that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Go off the Wi Fi.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm not on that Wi Fi never have been
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: go on.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: The Wi Fi.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I don't have a Wi Fi password at the at
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: the company that I work with. I don't have the wife.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I don't even have a laptop. Should we just freeballed ads?
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: We'll spit. I'll just cut this. I'm setting it to
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: you right now.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, don't do not cut this nothing and gets
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: cut crack an uncutable joke, real quick, sass, some relatable shit.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Give me something out of the at of your five.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I'm sick. I think I think
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: I might have COVID. What were you doing that will
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: put you in though it doesn't exist?
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: The plandemic, the scandemic, that's a fucking fact.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Bro, I had some.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Uh. I honestly think I might have it. Though I'm sick,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: my eyes feel heavy. I'm just gonna nap for the
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: rest of the episode. Bro, why would you get in
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: close quarters with me knowing that you got the cocoa?
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Do you think that's safe? I don't have it. Do
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: you think it's safe? I don't have it, Bro, I'm vaxed,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: except apparently you can get it these days.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Well, I think you think it's simply safe is how
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: I would I would label it. It's safe.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's simply safe. Wait yeah, yes, it's
• 43:56
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• 44:00
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• 44:03
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• 44:06
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• 44:10
  Speaker 3: running through your house, just go to Simply Safe, Simply
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  Speaker 1: had just had their home broken into. They were struggling
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  Speaker 1: to find a security system that was simple to set
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• 44:36
  Speaker 4: And if you're listening to us, if.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: You're a homeowner, if you're renting, if you're in college
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  Speaker 4: No, there's something else. There's like castle law.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Is that? What it's called castle law? Castle law? Castle law?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is is a call where you can
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  Speaker 3: if a person's dwelling or occupied building is being invaded
• 46:35
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  Speaker 3: to simply Safe. They've been keeping us, keeping us safe
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  Speaker 3: for fucking fuck knows how long. I've actually got simply
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  Speaker 3: safe at my desk because I know people are stealing
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  Speaker 3: shit from me all the time.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Well, we steal my ideas.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You saw Frank the tankett and rob two of his
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: good ideas. I did, and uh, shit went south?
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Should we do the crate challenge? Just us?
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Son of a Boy Dad create challenge.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: We should We should start selling crates. Yeah, we should
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: start selling forty nine crates with our faces on them.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: If you really support Son of a boy Dad set
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  Speaker 1: up a s OBD crate, that would be cool. That'd
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: be so fucking fire. That would be a lot of crates.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Though.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Also, I don't know how that would work. How would
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: you do the be.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: You could? You could do it bro lowercase? Oh yeah
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: wow you could es Oh be sob sobbed, sobbed, sobbed.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: When was the last time you sobbed? Not for a
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: really long time. I haven't cried in a while. Probably
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: last year. I went through a crying drought when I
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: was about your age.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I cried a lot last year in college. Don't
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: even get me into it.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: And uh why uh social injustice?
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I just had no friends. It's just
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: really lonely. It's really just fucking lonely. That was probably
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: when just kind of felt like I had no one
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: on my side. You know, yes, bro who can't relate
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: to that shit, just kind of felt like I had
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: no one on my side. But that loneliness, that trauma
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: will make you your funnier. Yeah, it'll make you got
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: a lot of funnier. Your tweets start hitting a little different.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: That's how you got hired at at barstool.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but since then you've been so happy that your
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: your tweets are gone downhill, no noticeably.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: It is funny how that works. Though, the happier you get,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: the worst your comedy is. So it's tough to it's
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: you got it. It's important to stay depressed. It's you
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: have to, like my doctors like go go up to
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: one hundred milgrams on so left and I was like,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay at fifty. I'm gonna stay at fifty
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: because you're tending to your depression like a garden. You
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: have to like water your depression and like give it
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: the right amount of sunlight or lack of sunlight. I've
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: actually been doing as I befriend a lot of people
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: that are in hospice. Yes, and I become really close
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: with them, and then when they die, I'm like, all right,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: that's exactly what I needed.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Perfect perfect, Or like if someone's not dying fast enough,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you yeah, usher them a long yeah.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Feed them poorly, yeah, or just make them really sad.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I'll get them the the the Travis Scott meal, what
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: is it?
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: The Sauey what is it?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: The Salwhee tea SAWEETI, the sallwey te meal, the SWETI,
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: A double cheeseburger, a sprite, four nuggets. I'm hungry, Yes,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: you are bro fucking starving, Yes, a lot.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: I'm on a no carb thing right now. Though.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: You need carbs though they said that's not true because
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I've already eaten a lot of carbs.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Today, I know. And you need carbs for your workouts.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: But you've been out of the gym for how long?
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Three weeks? No, a week? It was it was ten
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: days last week.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I having out of the gym for a week max.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: It was ten days last week. And you've probably it's
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: probably been like it's probably been like ten days. That's
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: how you fall off. I know I'm going today and
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I'm going strong. Except I did forget my pre workout
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: at home, which sucks.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Fucking sucks. Do you take pre workout or now?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: No?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: But uh I used to. Yeah, I love pre workout.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: It just uh, you're not taking the right ship.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: That's why. No, it's I was taking too many shits. Yeah,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: it changes the competition, the composition of your ships. You're
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: not taking the right stuff. You start pooping out a rainbow,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: you know, Yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Because you're not taking you need to take a clean
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: pre workout.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: It sounds like that Israel Kiwanuka song or whatever. You're
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: just somewhere over the rainbow. Anytime you shit, you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Get elevated out of your toilet by the fucking rainbow
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: that shoots out of your ass. You gotta you gotta take.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: You got to start taking send pre workout.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Send, it's clean.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: You would love real drugs, now, that's what I'm saying, bro,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: if you're if you get need them. I don't need them,
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: that's the thing.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: But we used to.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're talking about putting stuff in your nose.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I would do a line of Jack three D before
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I went out. I do a fat line of Jack.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Fat line of I Am God.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Lilly football has a has a pre workout on his
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: desk called I Am God Shut the Fuck Up? Where
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: to God Shut the fuck Up? Does it stand for something?
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Now it's just the name of it. There's like there's
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: any It was like dark matter. Dark matter is illegal,
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: I think though, because it has what is that it's
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: like some illegal caffeine form.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: We're definitely in the stage of like judging books exclusively
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: by their covers.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: No. I.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I was looking at Billy Football's desk for pre workout
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: and I was like, hopefully he has something that's like
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty milligrams of caffeine, because I was like,
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: anything over that is too much for me. I'll do
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: two hundred if I have to. But I don't like
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: taking two hundred milligrams of caffeine at once, you know
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Like this, Yeah, it's too much, and that actually your
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: chitted out after a half. That makes me tired.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: That makes me more tired of taking like that much
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: caffeine because I just feel like drained because it's so much. Yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: it's a lot, but having uh my point is that
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: just having a crazy name on one of these things
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: will make it sell or like putting fun it's for
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: your book title will make it sell. You have way
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: too much of a caffeine tolerance. If you're taking four
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: hundred milligrams of caffeine and being like okay with that,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: you should die. But I think that those people are,
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: first of all, caffeine people crush caffeine. Caffeine is I
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: think that the too strongest drugs out these days are
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: caffeine and Victory Golden Monkey. What is Victory Golden Monkey.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: It's those it's those like super heavy beers.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're definitely one of those guys. That's like your
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: like parents are mad at you for smoking weed and
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: you show them, like the picture of like the spider
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: on caffeine versus weed?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: What is it? A spider web? Of? What it of?
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: What it does?
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: What it does when it's on caffeine versus weed?
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Does haffeine is the strongest drug there is?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Is it does a spider like go like super fast
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and just knocks everything out real fast.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: No, the spider is like the web's all fucked up
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: when it's on caffeine, and.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: The spider's on a trampoline doing backflips when.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: It's on weed. It's like a perfect spider web. Yes, dude,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: I one hundred percent believe it. Did you? You wrote
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: like your persuasive essay in eighth grade about why leate
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: weed should be legal.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I didn't get into weed until much much later in
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: my life.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't get into until you're like eighteen, right, Yeah, Yeah,
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: it's way sweeter late bloomer.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Now it's way sweeter because I allowed my brain to develop.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: You should start.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Smoking weed when you're in sixth grade, i'd say close
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: to fourth grade. Yeah, if you really wanted to grow
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: and battle through all of the demons, all of the
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: all of the negative weed demons, and that you don't
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: end up like me.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: You'll just be able to say you're depressed earlier.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: People are so depressed now because there's so much excess
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: that the only thing that we can have now is
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: sadness that even like people used to actually not have
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: enough of some things like not have enough love from
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: their parents, or I have enough food to eat.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Spit that ship. But now, go on, go on, now
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: continue now. There's too much love, bro, too much love love.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: There needs to be more hate in this world.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you, bro. That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Where do Where can we start some hate? I think
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: you should start in the comment section. No, no, no, no, no,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: let's start there. No, the comment section is all love, bro.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Has it been a lot of positivity in the comment sect?
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that all about?
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Or even personal messages people reaching it out on a
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: personal tip being like they love the pod, this ship
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: is great.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you love the pod, then make sure your
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: friends and family are listening to it too, as we
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: can bump these numbers.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, Spotify, Spotify, Spotify, take.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Down Joe Rogan, No, my Spotify, so we can like
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: it's diversifying our portfolio. Oh okay, if we we're heavy
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: on Apple right now, I.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Think crush on Apple, but let's crush on Spotify too, like.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Apples fifty or top one hundred, top hundred episodes on
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Spotify where we Yeah, bro.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Good for us, dude, We don't really look at the
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: numbers though. We don't really care about the feed that
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: or anything like that. That's we do this just for
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: the love. Other people's opinions of me is none of
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: my business man. That's what I always say as I'm
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: scrolling through the comment section crying, did you ever.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Do any any roast Battles and comedy like stand up comedy,
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: roast battles or did you just do rat Battles?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I when I lived in LA I used to go
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: to the Roast Battles almost every week. Yeah, I fucking
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: loved that ship. I never got up on stage, but
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I would judge them a lot of the time.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: Oh really, Yeah, one time it was me fucking Mike Lawrence,
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Jeff Ross and David Tell were the judges.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's like the most star studied, fucking crazy.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: It was the most awesome.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Mike Lawrence was the he had won the first season
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: of Roast Battles and he was like the second roast
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Master General at the roast place in La.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Uh. And then like.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Fucking obviously, uh, Jeff Ross is that dude for roast?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: And did that shit kind of die out the roast
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Battle comedy as I.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Don't know they used to they would have like a
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: live stream. It's like the funniest joke writing that I'd
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: ever been part of.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Quick It's quick fat.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: It's like you just have to tell your joke kind
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: of get out. It's uh and it's mean, it's just
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: really mean.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I've been watching a bunch of them. Apparently they used
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: to do it at the stand in New York.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just the dudes are fucking The dudes are
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: hilarious and the women are hilarious and ruthless. Yeah, and
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: it was I can't imagine they were stopping saying, we
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: can't do that anymore.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: We can't fucking cross that. That fucking Biden's in office.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Biden actually ended all the roast battles.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: No more roast battles.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Battles now you just preach positivity. A traditional roast battle
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: between like a US marine and like a Taliban soldier,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: or they just and and this ship once.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: And for all, just like busting on each other like uh,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: they're just doing yo mama jokes on each other, like
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: fucking Wilmer.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: The fucking That's how we'll get peace in the Middle East.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: We just need two Muslim sex. We need a Sunnian
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: and she I fucking t and all we need to that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: That'll get get shit calm down in Israel too. Fucking
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: roast bell Yeah, the Palestinians. I don't think I'd be.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Able to do that.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I'd probably be able to do a roast battle because I
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: think I can handle, like, I don't really care people
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: say about me well in person.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Not typical privileged white male perspective, Like.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: If someone said I was ugly or something on stage,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I'd be like okay, and then I'd be like, I
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: am white, I am a bum. You should do a
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: roast battle and then just start rapping.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I think that that's why I didn't want to do it,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: because they would always make people wrap. Oh really they would.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Like, uh, there was another battle rapp with the dude
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Charon from Wilding Out who battled who actually has rapped
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: about autism and it's a fucking superpower with battle rap. Yeah,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: we've all like makes you we've we've all heard the battle.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Really because I only put it on TikTok and I
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: thought you didn't have.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: No, it's on some of what on Twitter actually, and
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: also I've watched the entire battle that is true, and
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: I got in his ass like a million views on YouTube.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: But he would go on to, uh, stop this guy
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: fucking a list stop it. But uh you gonna can
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: you gotta tell on the pod?
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Probably not.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think that he likes people, Okay, I don't
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: think that he we don't like him either he was.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: Let that be known. I was.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I was with somebody this past weekend that works at
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: They were telling a story about David Tell and it
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: was like this uh marine who was like so excited
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: about him, and like he was like hugging him or something.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: He was like what in the Marines they didn't teach
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: you personal space or something.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. I mean I get why was he hugging him?
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Because he was It's literally his hero. People just don't
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: know how to act around their heroes. Yeah, like there
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: meet your hero Never meet your heroes.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Never meet your heroes. They might roast you.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: That's why I was always so weird when I met Dave.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: I never know how to act around him, just like sweaty.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Hey, I I saw what your games on some leaker street.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god this weekend if we so? Was
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: that Friday? On Friday? Me, oh and Jack McCarthy and
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Nick go to We were just like going out to
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: get like to get some food.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Went to this pizza place. Wow, must have uh lost
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: my invite in the mail?
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah you did. Oh, don't think you were in? Actually
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I wasn't in on the pizza.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Where was it? East village or West.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to some pizza place in Grench Greenwich
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: village and uh, we sit down. We're like the only
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: theory that you wanted to sit inside outside. We're like inside,
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: we sit down, not a lot of people inside, and
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: they set us outside. Oh yeah, we sat. We were like,
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: we'll sit inside because it's really hot outside. We sit
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: inside with a massive window, like a like a lookout
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: window out window, so we're sitting outside basically, and uh,
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: she the waitress comes up and she's like, are you
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: guys barstool guys? And we were like, yeah, yeah, we
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: are actually and she was like, oh yeah, like we
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: get a lot of people coming in here to like
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: because Dave wrote that, because Dave have raided this place.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Wait so she barstool guys then, so we.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Thought she meant like, do you guys work at barstool?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: And we were like yeah, And then it turned out
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: that she just meant like are you fans?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Are you fans? She was like, oh yeah, you guys.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Like she's like I usually have a pretty good idea
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: of telling who who's a fan and not.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: We were like, damn, you do look the part.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: You do look the part for sure. I might have
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: been wearing the sweat barstools. Oh, none of us were
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: wearing any barstools. Now.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Actually, the only time I've been to John's on Bleaker Street,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and there's no exaggeration to be easy to exaggerate this,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: but there was a line out the door, and there
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: were probably five different parties in line outside of me
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and my fiance at the time, and uh, literally every
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: one of them we could hear each one of their
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: conversations was talking about Dave and Portnoy and like what
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Dave gave this place and how they were there because
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: of Dave, and they would strike up conversations with one another,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: and we're the only people not talking about barstool on
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: the line.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: And I was just trying to like not be noticed,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Like I didn't want to, didn't want I just wanted
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: to be able to do Joy pizza in peace without
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: it having something to do with your hero Dave Portnoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: It was very weird though, So it took us a
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: long time to like understand what was happening, because you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: thought you were going to get a discount. No, we
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: were like, oh, how did she know? Like none of
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: us like have any barstool stuff on or anything. And
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: then we were like, oh, she thinks we're fans, Like
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: she thinks we're like Dave Portnoy fans.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: No, no, man, we worked today. We work at Oh
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: sure you do, yeah, sure, yeah. No. We get a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: lot of people who work there.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: We got a lot of the athletes coming in, We
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: get a lot of the barstool, We get a.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: Lot of viceroys coming through here. This place is really
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: big among s.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Vice roys actually run the KB and Nick Best Moments
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: YouTube page.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah requested the memes. I was the pie.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: It was really good. It was actually very good. Are
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: you familiar with the traffic barrel here? For that's all
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: us we all take part. He does the night shift,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: I do the morning shift. Baby, never know when Dave's
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: gonna tweet it, and you need to be there to
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: tweet traffic.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: We all have notifications on.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, just in case, could never be too vigilant
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: about traffic barrel.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Now, fuck fucking Dave Man. Dave needs to hire that
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: fucker the traffic barrel guy. Oh, I know what about
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: uh massive injustice when you're in Wyoming, Red Rhino, No,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: that wasn't in Wyoming. That that was at the Buffalo
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Meet and greet. Ah, fuck what happened. Some dude came
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: up to me and he was like, he's like, dude,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Red Rhino. I fucking love that kid. And I was like, yeah, Rhino.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: He's like, Bro, did you see that ship he did
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: when his hair got wet and he called it wet Rhino?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, I didn't. He's the first dude
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: who's gotta make you feel like og. Yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't have anything against him. He seems
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: like a nice kid. He's like a kid. Yeah, he's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: not like me, Bro, I'm an adult, but uh, talk
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: to me when you hit eighteen, Okay, then we'll talk.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: There's just this, Uh you just need to be aware
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: that there's always someone new who's coming to try and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: take your spot.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: I know, luckily, and that's ryan tough spot to take. Well.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: He's a pretty good top barner. He's pretty fucking good man.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: I know, he seems like a nice kid. He's I mean,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: he would love to grab an underage drink with him sometime.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: We'd love to slam some underage bruise with him.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: Yah, hit up with the Buffalo Wild Wings and fucking
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: take down two towers. That's all right. Sorry, we work.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: We work at barstool, so don't worry about the I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: D thing. IDs does this work? Pull on my barstool?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Bad Viva? Ever heard of it?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: Oh? Sorry, man, you should have said something. Look.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Look, here's how this is gonna go. Either you're gonna
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: let us in, We're gonna get We're gonna drink until
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: we pass out. Or I'm gonna have my boy Dave
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: come in here. He'll rate this place a zero point zero.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: You guys will be out of business.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll put this on barlsless in the morning. This
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: could be on barstools tomorrow. Yeah, we'll put this on bars.
• 1:04:06
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• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Are you getting clear enough picture there?
• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:13
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that your app of choice? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: But I'm like, I'm the I'm the I'm the voice
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  Speaker 4: Fucking Kanye and Drake, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy, dude. The Joker picture and then
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  Speaker 3: push a T too. I think that he's to renew
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: their old beef. Maybe he should have added you. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: don't come at Drake. Yeah, if if you, if you,
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: And you saw that he gave out Drake's address, No really,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: he put a shot.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Of Drake's I feel like you have. It's like an
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: A list celebrity. You have to have some sort of
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: respect for that, like be like you know what I mean?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: That was what he doesn't want, Drake giving out his address.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: But that was his point of doing the like smile
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: or the joker face or whatever.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: He's like, now I'm the Joker.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: You will never recover. Did he just watched The Joker
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: that day? He must have, and he was like, I'm
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: gonna He's like, I'm gonna amp this up to the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: next level.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Drake was like, I fucked your wife, and he was like,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: people will know where you live.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: Wait did he say that he fucked Kim?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: I think that he uh, and that the whole song
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: was like clip kret down the back, laid the left
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's like him.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Given the directions like you can go you can go
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: left in in his house too.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know if people are really reaching on that. No, no, no,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: that's his house.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: That's been a thing for a while. Crept down the block,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: made a left, then made a right. It's like, that's
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: just like any direction. There's also was key key, That's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: that's the barsool is. You can go down the block,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: make a left. What if that's what he was fucking
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: talking about.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: Shit, he was talking about us.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, dude, crept down the block, made a right, made
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: a left, made of rights, another left.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: And that's that's the chicks in the office story.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, dude, Holy shit, when you see Devlin's desk, if
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: you get to this next, you've gone too far. Turn back,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: turn around.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: But what are people? It's not It's like, I bet
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Drake's house isn't like on the street.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: It's not like people are just going to be I
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: saw a video this morning I saw I was like
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Drake's Instagram story and he's like driving around in like
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: a convertible, laughing, laughing, And I was like, Drake probably
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: ever gets like recognized in public, because I bet he
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: just doesn't go out in public.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: He's probably just in a tinted behind a tinted glass
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: at all times.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: And he's also probably lives in like a community where
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: everyone else in the community is also a list celebrities
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: like Yelbassies and uh. I think that in Los Angles
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: and Toronto, doesn't he. I think that's the address that
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: they docks was the Toronto address, but I think that
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: was also very public already. And I think that people
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: in Toronto love Drake so much. First of all, you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: said Toronto, and it's Toronto, bro, Toronto, You've never been
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: to Canada.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: And it shows.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: But I think that everybody in Toronto loves Drake so
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: much that they would like kill for him, Like if
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: someone's like running into Drake's house like gone. And I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: saw that he's responsible for like five percent of Toronto's
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: or of all Canada's tourism or something like that, like
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: he's responsible for like billions of dollars.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Or there's a lot of famous from Canada though, Bieber,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Seth Rogan, Mike Myers, Cody cow Cody coe Is. Yeah,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: suh up Trudeau. That's all I got. So there's six
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: famous people. I'm sure there's a lot more that we
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: No, I think that we kind of just hit them,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Okaitlin from the Bachelorette Britney Spears Vancouver Spears was for sure.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: But in Los Angeles, aren't there like tours of celebrities houses,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: like drive past celebrities houses.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Like it's like a it's like a crime tour bust
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: type thing, but it's for like celebrities houses.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: And did you see the other day of the Rock. Yeah,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: he pulled up so sick. Hey, it's gonna make these
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: guys day.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they all just like ou doy oudy you guys, good?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Everything all right, it's all love, brother everything.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, Like imagine someone like being like, no, actually,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: things aren't okay the Rock.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: Stop asking stupid questions wrong, all.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Right, guys, you guys take care of remembers. Start the
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: week off strong, finish it angry you guys?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: All all right, all right, okay guys, you'll all get
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: with Okay, alright.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: I actually love the rock what's not to love. I
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: love his workout motivational videos. I love his cheap Day video.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I've been clanging iron since I was thirteen years old.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: I love the fact that he's a Hawaiian that you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: can't make fun of.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. They don't like when you make fun
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: of Hawaiian people. And I'm not wrong. Ohn't even admitted
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: that that was right.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think that any group of people
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't like when an outsider just like makes a gross
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: stereotype about them, especially a negative one.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, Bro, the very woke of you. Huh. I was
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: gonna miss the fucking Biden podcast all of a sudden, Bro,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: I was getting murdered for saying, not my president, I'm
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: a Biden supporter. Oh on the TikTok. Yeah, that shit
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: got ripped apart. I think people thought I was like
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: a big Trump supporter when from that, how can you
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: not read like satire.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Or and the same with not my president?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: Like also, yeah, we were literally we like change the
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: way we were talking and everything like he was obviously
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: a joke.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Both of us were were lying.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: All the comments are like fact with like three crimes,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, or he's not wrong.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: This dude's a beta cook.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that one that was a lot. I looked
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: at it and it was like, there's like fifteen thousand
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: likes and then like four hundred comments.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: I was like, damn, you're growing nuclear today.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah you have four mill four mill and a rap
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: battal no on a. Uh.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: It was when Trump got elected and I was just
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: going through the streets. Uh, just like talking to the
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: protesters in the streets.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Oh really was that recent or that had to have
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: been recent. Oh no, it was like four years ago.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: It was four years ago, Jesus. So that men when
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Trump got like when Trump lost.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: It was when he first got elected and people were
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: just furious in the streets.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I remember kids from my school like posting pictures crying
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: on Instagram.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: This is uh just that's hilarious.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: That was in New York. That was in New York.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like outside Trump towns, like right when
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: you were that like around when you started here. It
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: was like the first first week Dave came up. He
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: was like, you said you wanted to do man on
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: the Street ship, right And I was like yeah, and
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: he was like, well, they're protesting in the street right now.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll go fuck with people. That's awesome.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: I had to put that out just to be like, uh,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: I will fuck with the Libs too. No, I may
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: be a cock, I will too fuck with the Libs.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: And uh.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: It was I mean, I feel like so many people
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: just expected Hillary to win that it was like a
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: fruitful time to be able to make fun of people,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: but like you couldn't even do.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: That shit because people are so divided.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: It's hard to even go to the crowd and just
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: fuck with people because, like expressed, you can get like hit.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: There was one woman who came up to me and
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: she was like, this is serious ship and it's not
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: for you to slap stick around something. But everybody else,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: for the most part, was like, uh, they would give
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: me the time of the day.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: I got I got my when I remember when like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: when he was like people were predicting him to win
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: or predicting Killery to win.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: You say Killery Hillary, because you might as well with
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: the people let's clip that one.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll that'll do well anyway, coming an alt right
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  Speaker 3: podcast very quick.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: Just because we're scared of the comments. I know. No,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: I'm alright.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: I love Hitler Trump rally. Did you see the Trump
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: rally ship this week?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I get it. Yeah.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: He was like, I'm a I'm waxed it. I did
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: the voice so well when I was in Wyoming, and
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: then I was trying to replicate it over and over
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: and I.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: Couldn't you eat right beforehand? Maybe you had something lodge
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: in your throat.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: What is it like, I'm trying to think I could
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: do it in post I could make your voice trump? No, no,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: don't fuck What was he saying? He was like, he's
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: like the back, No, I can't do it because it's scene.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: I start talking like fucking Bob Dylan, you do it.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: You have a really good one speaking O. If you
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: haven't spoke on that, no, I have nothing to say
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: about it. I don't really know what's going on. Your
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: silence is deafening. Everyone's sending me in there.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: You educated yourself hairless part of his life.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: You've educated yourself about where he lived in New York
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: City when he was twenty two years.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: Everyone knows that.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: But well everyone knows that he was in the thirteen
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: year olds now too. And somehow your head is right
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: saying I haven't read up on it and I have
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: no thoughts on it yet. He's in the flight logs,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: the Epstein logs. You know who else was in the
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Epstein logs.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: He was making little girls.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Chrissy Jenner. Yeah, Chrissy Jenner. Chrissy Tagan was on the
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: flight logs thirty six times.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Did you know that? It doesn't surprise me, frequent flyer.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I could see Chrissy Tagan being the type being like
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: a Gisling Maxwell type of figure where she was like
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: collecting girls and like being like hey, like come come
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: get rubbed down. That documentary was so weird, Come catch
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: this rub from my buddy. Creeps, weirdos. You're saying pedophiles
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: are creeps.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I agree.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: They're not gonna like that. They are not gonna like that.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Here comes cancel culture for sad. You know that it's
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: just they're not creeps. It's actually a real disability. It's
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: a sexual orientation. Orientation just the way that some people
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: are into guys. Some people are into chicks, and some
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: people are into underage people who can't tell the difference
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: and who can't do anything about it and aren't don't
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: have fully formed brains. All right, try, let's let's end
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: it with the Trump, with the Trump impersonation. You go first,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: He's like, we're gonna we're gonna get the vaccine.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: I consider myself the luckiest man. And no, that was
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: that was Jim Carrey doing They're gonna build a wall. No,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: we're going to build the wall. That was Alec Baldwin.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I I did it so well. My friends were like, damn,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: where did that come from?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: And I was like, we're going to build a wall. No,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: that sounds like Joe Biden. It was a building. You
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: did it the other day. We did it on our podcast,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: refusing to do it.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Wow, No, that's Wilson.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Wow, we're going to We're going to build a wall.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: That's decent. We're going to build a wall.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be yeah, Well, what do you want him
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: to say to get the vaccine?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: It's always like the same five impressions. It's Gollum Peter
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: from Family Guy Trump.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: Old Wilson is such a cheap and easy one. Everyone
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: can do well O Wilson.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it really happening until I saw Francis
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: doing it, and uh, I was probably.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Like seventeen, everyone does oh Wilson and it's now there's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: someone someone kids on coming up on my Instagram explore
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: page and they're like watch his expression impressions and it's
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: like de Niro and Owen Wilson. It's like or like
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: and probably Christopher Walking. Yeah, it was actually he was
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: on there too. The nero is so easy and people
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: just love to be like, here's fifty impressions in one minute.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't give The.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Only person who he's like really impressive impressions is Jim Carrey.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Jim hay does Jack Nicholson like turns himself into a
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: different person. Have you ever seen that when he does
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: what he does with his face, He like rubs his
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: face and he like comes out and he's like he's
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: like jaw changes and shit.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, holy shit.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, like he's a transformer, Like he literally transforms into
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: into Jack Nicholson.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: Well, first off, you just ship on.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Bill Hayter does good impressions too, doesn't he. Yeah, but
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: you're forgetting a coworker of ours. Oh, Muleinharo Mulinaro does
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: good impressions, and so does cali Endo. Yeah, are you
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: asking me or you're telling me asking you?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Well you just don't like sports figures. No,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know any of it. He just it's good.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: Michael Jordan.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: That could be anyone. For me, It doesn't change it.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: I consider myself the luckiest man in the world. His
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Jordan is spot on.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: It sounds exactly like Michael Jordan, old white man, Michael Jordan.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, who else does good impressions? Bill Hayter does
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: good impressions. I think I think it's like the least,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: it's just a funny skill. But like ever trying to
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: turn impressions into a joke, Yeah, or a joke, or
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: like Shane Gillis does a good he does a good
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: trump trump and he did it on stage when we
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: saw him and it was very funny. Or uh, Nick Mullen,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Steve Harvey, Oh my god, Nick Mallin. Steve Harvey is
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: literally the funniest thing I've ever seen. I actually have it.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Do you think we can play it without getting in trouble?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Could we get copyright for that? No?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: I don't play it. Don't play it.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so funny. It's the funniest thing I've ever
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: seen in my entire life. I literally recorded it on
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: my phone so I could have easy access to watch it.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: You just watch it on your own. Yeah, and you're
• 1:22:54
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• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Nick Mullin does really good impressions. I forgot about that.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: He does like an IMPRESSI of everybody is Bill Burr
• 1:23:01
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• 1:23:02
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• 1:23:07
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• 1:23:08
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• 1:23:12
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  Speaker 4: That ship was.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Uncanny, he always says, Bro, I was uncanning. I can't
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: do any impressions. I'm not an impressionist. Yeah, I wish
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: I could, though, you're more of a photo realist. You
• 1:23:26
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• 1:23:31
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• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: I'm at the bank, all right, you like push it
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: in a farts or something like that.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: All right, gouy, thanks for listening. By peace