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Episode 47: The Crazy Plane Lady · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the tree house. I'm Dan, O'Malley, along with Trey Trenholme
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and Rod Sharma, and I am ready to come out swinging, gentlemen.
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All right, all right. I don't know if I'm ready to come out
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swinging as hard as the crazy plain Lady did about a month or so ago,
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but nonetheless I'm ready to rock. So did you, Trey, did
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you Raj see the crazy plane lady from Dallas a number of weeks ago after
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she went viral? I did. I saw it. I never spent too
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much time on it other than no hot chick had losing her mind on a
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plane. And then I read where she was from Dallas. And I also
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someone said that Carrot Top was on that plane. It's just a side note.
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I don't know. I did see that as well, that he was
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able to verify that there was indeed an incident because he was on the plane,
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he said and verified. He's a lot. He's alive last I heard.
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Not only is Carrot Top alive, but he's doing him he's doing very
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well in Vegas. I don't think he's worth a I think excess of one
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hundred million dollars. Yeah, he's doing just fine. He he perfected the
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Las Vegas residency before any of the newer celebs decided to to do some shows
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there for weeks on end. And doesn't he own some comedy clubs too,
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Ruge, I don't. I don't know. Maybe he might be an investor
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in them. I'm assuming. Yeah, he's filthy rich, but man,
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he had bad work done. Last thought. I saw a picture of him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, So let's have a quick refresher of crazy
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plane lady. So this was I guess it wasn't about I think it was.
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Yeah, it was like a little over a month. It was like
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five five, six weeks ago. Because I remember we had just flown into
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Dallas from the Island because we were in town for like a month. And
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when we're waiting for our baggage at the baggage claim, people next to us
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are saying, hey, did you see this crazy lady on the plane?
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And I started looking over their shoulders at their phones and like, wow,
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okay, yeah, that that lady's having herself a day. I'm telling you,
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And there's a reason why I'm getting this. So everyone can neither believe
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it or they cannot believe it. I don't get too, but I am
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telling you right now, motherfol de doctor is not real. And you can
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set up a plane and you can don't or not. I'm not going to
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And there's a reason why I'm getting. Everyone can either believe it or they
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cannot believe it. I get, but I am telling you right now,
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mother, doctor is not real. I love that part right there because when
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she points to the back of the plane and says that m effort right there
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is not real. The whole plane, including the phone recording this on video,
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everyone's head shifts to the back of the plane, and the only thing
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back there is just a flight attendant going like yeah, full flight, Yeah.
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Yeah. The other thing I loved about this is, and I'm guessing
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someone would have to look into her resume, but did you notice that whenever
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she pointed, whether it was towards the back of the plane or sort of
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in general to the people near her that were sitting in seats, she did
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it with the flight attendant double fingers. Only is she telling you what's going
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down, what's happening in her mind, but she's also conveniently pointing out the
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emergency pathway lighting. And keep in mind, the closest emergency exit might be
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behind you next to the mfro. That's not real. I just think it's
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amazing. There is just a tone, there is an octave, a tone
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A crazy woman can read that. It's just it is so unique and it's
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like it's like an aphrodisiac for me. You know what, You're right,
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it's a mating call. I forgot to the rest of the normal male world.
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That is a terrifying note to hit. Yes, Ma, I'm yeah.
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Tray's walking around with an erection when they go supersonic, I'm like,
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I don't know if we need to up like a mere cat one. Tray's
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immediately wondering where the crazy poon is starts sniffing the air. Mhmm. The
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illustrious, the illustrious mating call of the crazy Poon. Is that what you
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called it? If you see who responds, it's the wily trend home.
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I watched that documentary. I'd watched that thing. God, yes, and
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I hope, I hope the guy that wouldn't just be one episode. You
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need to stretch that out for a long time. It'd be a different brand
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than act me though, I know what four letter company, Yeah, yeah,
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guaranteed to explode on site. Oh man, So the crazy Plain Lady,
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as she was labeled, has now released a statement. She is now,
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I guess she's, you know, sort of like h Trey. I'm
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gonna go with your mirror cat comparison. Like a mirror cat. She made
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herself aware to the entire world very suddenly, and then she disappeared back into
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the hole from whence she came. And now she's sticking her head back out
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saying, okay, now time to address some things with a public statement.
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And this is about two minutes. And notice here that she plays both sides,
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one of showing or trying to show that she has a sense of humor
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about it, but at the same time also trying to cover herself under the
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veil of mental health awareness. Oh okay, But also keep in mind when
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she recorded this on her phone, she made sure that she made sure that
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her makeup and everything was you know, impactible. Of course, Hi everyone,
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it's me Tiffany gomis probably better known as the Crazy Plain Lady, which
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is completely warranted. As you know, I have been unwilling to speak on
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the viral video, but I do finally feel that it's time. First and
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foremost, I want to take full accountability for my actions. They were completely
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unacceptable. Distressed or not, I should have been. I should have been
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in control of my emotions and that was not the case. My use of
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profanity was completely unnecessary, and I want to apologize to everyone on that plane,
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especially those that had children aboard. Can imagine going through that and trying
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to explain to your kid what in the world just happened. We all have
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our that moment, all right. I gotta pause this for a brief second
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because she touches on something there that we really need to just quickly address before
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moving on with the rest of her I guess apology. No parent can explain
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it any child on that plane, and no parent can explain to any other
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adult on that plane what the hell just happened. I think that would have
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been funny if Chican, you know, try to explain that to your kids,
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what's on that plane? Or and or what the redhead guy is?
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Uh? And it was a character you trying to explain your kids with carrot
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topic. I'm like that that's harder to explain the nerd melt out there.
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There was at least one dad on that plane. It looked at his son
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and went, see, Mom's not that bad. He just he just reached
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over and grabbed her hand and it's just I love you baby. Also,
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is it weird if you're a passenger on a plane and you see karrott Top
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walk on with carrying on luggage? Do you start do you start wondering?
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Yeah? Is he about to start? Is he about to start a show?
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Yeah? And you feel sorry for him at all because he obviously brought
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that upon himself. Any anytime you see karrot Top with the suitcase, like,
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you're just gonna assume, Yeah, maybe maybe this all was actually a
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carrot top bit. So he took he brought his carrying on luggage, and
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then he deployed his carrying on crazy lady that he deployed onto the plane.
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He brought, he brought. He brought a lady on hallucinogens. It's carrot
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topping, a lady on mushrooms? Is that's like your flight? Like buy
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a lottery ticket when you get off that plane? I mean, And if
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she was folded into that carrying on suitcase, I think Trey just found another
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layer of attractiveness in her portable crazy poon Yeah, flexible. You're listening to
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but also a little a little terrifying because now I know what what Tray's face
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looks like when he sees when he sees a chick that he's really into it.
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Oh yeah. Yeah. The only problem is I I do. I
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am at least self aware enough to realize I probably would not pass the crazy
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test. No, no, no, no, I'm a firm believer in
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crazy loves crazy yeah yeah yeah yeah, And you kind of have to to
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make it work because there has to be some level of mutual understanding there.
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Yeah, but I mean I and there was one that was crazy, like
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would you like she? I think it was she was fifty one fifty ones
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like that kind of crazy. Uh. And and but she she was very
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It was is dedicated to me the word or upset. I don't know which
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one. It was. Well to me, it's a fine line between dedicated
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and obsessed. Yeah, she was very. Yeah, she was that girl.
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She was the throw things at your girl. Oh yeah, because she
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loves you so much? Is she saying it as she's throwing the thing at
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you? Oh I love you so much, I'm going to hurle this brick
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at your face. Basically kind of on point. It was. It was
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back in the day. It was the base of a cordless phone. Oh
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yeah, that hurt. No, I dodged it. It was pretty solid.
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It was a pretty solid dodge. I mean those things were heavy back
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then. That's like a five pound base and it's yeah. So now I'm
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curious if since you were able to dodge a cordless phone base being hurled at
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you out of love? Out of love? Was this was this before the
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matrix came out, Because you're saying it's a cordless phone base, so the
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time stamp on this. I'm curious, was this before the Matrix came out
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or after before or see that? That to me makes it even more impressive
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because you then learned how to dodge something being thrown at you without having seen
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Keanu Reeves do it first in the Matrix. Yes, and I wouldn't say
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mine was a skillful More is of a falling out of its way. I
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mean, if you want to call that dodge, but I just kind of
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hurled myself out of the direction that it was coming. Uh, and it's
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successfully just landed on the carpeted floor, So no harm to me and or
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the portless phone base for those for those listening and watching at home, Well
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that was also back when things were built to last. Yeah, that's true.
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And again and speaking of fine lines, things back then being built to
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last also meant and here's the fine line, means being built to kill.
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Yes, yeah, but so I understand, like the reason I wasn't crazy,
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so I understand the behavior, the love, the love language that she
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used. I think her love language was violence, raj. Yes, it
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was, it very much was. But speaking of crazy and love, let's
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go back. Let's go back to Tiffany Gomez the Crazy Plane Lady, as
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she releases her I don't know if it's an if it's an apology, if
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it's just a statement. Is it an acknowledgement of I haven't heard of sorry
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yet. I haven't either, and I'm I'm listening for one she did.
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She did say one that she was She was a profanity. She was sorry
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to the parents of children on the plane for the profanity. Gotcha, there
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is that? So she's she's sorry that she used some bad words. Yes,
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okay, let's see if she's sorry about anything else. We all have
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her bad moments, some far worse than others, and mine happened to be
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caught on camera for the whole world to see multiple times. Sorry, He's
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trying not to sound like many mouths right now. It's very troubling to me
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the smile on Trey's face, because I feel like the closer she also gets
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to crying, the more turned on he gets. I just I feel like
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obi wan, I'm just telling her, let let the crazy flow through you
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and into your pants. Insane, you are all right. Here we go,
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Tiffany slash Trey's future. Oh yeah, significant other. Well, it
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has been really comical for everyone, and I have highly enjoyed so many of
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the means. On the flip side, it is very invasive and unkind,
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and I don't know what I would do without the love and support of my
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friends and family, And they are loyal to assault, and I don't know
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what I did to deserve them scared them. The reason she doesn't know what
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she did is because I imagine when she hits a certain level of crazy,
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she just blinds out. Yeah, and that's and that's when whatever other entity
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that is living inside of her takes control. Yeah. I hope that I
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can use this experience and do a little bit of good in the world,
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and that is what I intend to do. I hope that you guys can
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accept my APO and I can get chance to move on with my life.
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So the other thing I find and then at the end it throws up some
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text joined me on my journey of promoting positive mental health and standing up against
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cyber bullying. So this is where she she Strata's defense, and she wants
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it both ways. On one hand, she's saying, I got a good
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sense of humor about this. I appreciated the memes, thought a lot of
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them are really funny, and then she then even says herself on the flip
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side, though this is really hard and blah blah blah blah blah. So
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it's like, are you a victim of cyber bullying yea? Or do you
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think what happened is funny without playing both sides? You know. But she's
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also gonna she's gonna heavily monetize off this in some way. That's why.
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Yeah, I mean, because I'm pretty sure before this she didn't have a
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website. She's got a website now that's where I just played her thing off
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of. She's also got a YouTube channel and all these different things. So
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yeah, she's got planned and now I can't faulter for it because I checked
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it, I think yesterday on Twitter she's got something like seventy thousand followers already
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and the only post she has is this video. Yeah, so she is
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gonna try to monetize this in some way. And that's the other thing.
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The other problem I have with this type of situation, when you're trying to
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say I'm sorry for being very publicly horrible, you say you want to do
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take take a bad situation and get something good out of it. Go pick
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up trash. Yeah, go feed the homeless. Go, you know,
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go volunteer somewhere, you know, doing something as opposed to doing something where
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it has to be you know, with the spotlight on you. You know
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what I mean. Yeah, she said she wants to That was my first
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thought when she said, you know, she wants to do a little good,
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And I was like, wow, Trey, you should change your last
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name to a little good. I think I think it's filing the paper work
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right now with the I just if I'm a pharmaceutical company with an anti depressant,
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you know, anti I am. I've got a camera crew going to
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her to shoot the commercial. Yeah, you know, you show that video
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and then you show the happy sunshine of her walking on a plane with you
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know, that is actually brilliant, Trey. That's one of those where you
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need some sort of ad agency that can be very nimble, turn on a
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dime and take advantage of a situation like this, because you're right, this
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is one of those times where one of the pharmaceutical companies needs to say that's
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our new spokesperson, yeah, or or Southwest want to get away like that's
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that's an easy like that's that's that's an easy one right there. But the
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first thing or another another easy tie in would be the Snickers campaign. Yeah,
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yeah, you're not You're not you when you're hungry, but you are
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you when you're crazy. But the other explanation that she released about what she
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meant by that guy wasn't or that person's not. There is something to do
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with earbuds, like her family took her earbuds or somebody took her earbuds away.
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Was it carrot Top? Yea, it will be. Did he take
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her earbuds and throw him in his suitcase? And she might have maybe she
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just saw carrot Top and didn't know who it was and she thought, you
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know, it's like a ginger crow magnut man, and thought, you know,
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she should be in a museum, not not on the plane. Is
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there's a ghoul on her flight? Maybe she thought, maybe she thought there's
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no reason carrot Tops should have been there. And then I think I think
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you had it with Ghoul Raj because in the part of the video where she
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turns and she goes or she screaming to the back of the plane that mfr
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right, there's not real. And the entire plane. All their heads turned
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to the back of the plane and no one's there. Maybe it's because she
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was talking about karat top and he went gool and disappeared. Yeah, there
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he goes. We may have just cracked the case. Boys, I think
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I think we have. Now we just need to find a lithium salesman and
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or an antipsychotic rep. I'm sure we can get ahold of one of those,
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uh to to locate where they're sending the camera crew. Uh So,
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because she's here now, she's here in Dallas. So so you have to
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you have to assume through these channels we can we can find out who she
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is and and possibly even set up a blind date for our mister Trenholme over
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there, or maybe she'll set up an only fans. Oh well, we
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com. That is Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. Big thank you would get
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into them for helping with that leaking pipe I had in Dallas. Had that
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fixed under thirty six hours. That's incredible. And Oliver the the plumber that
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was tasked with the with the job of fixing my pipe, he did so
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very very lovingly. And him he was gentle. He was. Let's see
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he later as he crawled into the dark spaces to lay the house under my
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house, not under to lay his pipe. No, no, no,
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to fix, to fix actually too, to give me a new pipe,
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to give me a sturdier, more durable pipe, more environmentally friendly pipe.
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Mm hmm yeah, sure, yeah, I'll go with that. A pipe
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for the twenty twenty it gave you a green pipe. It was white tray.
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There wasn't enough space under the house for anything else. All right,
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man, you don't, you don't. You don't get the black one.
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Sometimes you can even make the obvious punch lines land. All right, again,
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thank you to our friends at Brooks Plumbing. So, Roger, I
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have a question for you. And I don't mean this to be insulting in
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any way, but I mean, if I'm being honest, you're you're my
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You're you're my best Indian friend. So I'm going to try to exploit that
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relationship and your indian ness. Yes, so, uh, for lunch earlier,
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actually it was more like a like a late snack. We had gotten
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some green curry chicken salad from the store. Gotcha, okay, And that
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was like two hours ago, and I'm still burping curry? Is that?
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Is that a white person thing with curry? And you just get used to
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it after a while because and also when when did the curry burps go away?
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It's usually so green curry that you had is tie so that's a that's
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a tiber. But the curry flavoring that's in there still what you're burping up
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right? Uh? They usually you usually have a yogurt sauce that you can
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put on. That's what prevents the burbage. So I so I basically I
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need a probiotic condiment, yes, or some milk, we'll do the same
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thing. And also if there's a spice level that's too much, that'll cut
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that as well, so the indigestion doesn't happen. So if you go when
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you have Indian curry, they serve it with a yogurt sauce, right,
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Yeah, So that's what that's and that's when that stops. Like I just
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had h and and and and you can see how brave I am when we
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when we get into I just had Indian food and I had chicken curry and
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rice and potatoes and uh what was the other stuff that I had was right
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there? Oh and and some non and so it's yeah, just a whole
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little a little Yeah you have an apartment, Yeah, a little a little
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box of Indian food that I went to God, which if you, uh,
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you know know what what happened to me the other day, you would
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go, man, that is impressive that you would trust your people's food enough
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to do this happen to the other day. So I was in Austin,
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and I was looking I was really looking forward to there's some great Indian places
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there, and I was like, let me find an Indian place I haven't
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been to in Austin, and there's a place. You can look it up
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and I'll tell you. I don't know if we can do it on this
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because I don't know. I don't want I don't want them to get in
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trouble or people think that that that happens all the time. Well just don't
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use their name. But it's an incredible spot. Now, nobody else in
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the entire group almost everybody ate it. Nobody else got sick. I just
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don't think it worked with me. So then I didn't know what else to
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call it but food poisoning. And I'm like, oh, but I need
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to do this like more now and often, and every fifteen to twenty minutes
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or so until there was nothing in my stomach. And then I was just
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dry heaving. Oh I hate dry heaving, and it like violently, like
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to the point where like I was waiting for somebody to knock on my door
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like are you dying? Like what is happening? Would have said yes,
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yes, stand help, and then my body went Oh well, if you're
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tired of throwing up you almost got a spit, take out a tray and
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he hasn't swallowed yet, you still might get it. Keep pushing. Uh
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no, no. My body was like, hey, we've got options here,
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buddy. So it's only one. But look, we've only we've only
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been We've only been Yeah, we've only been using the one orifice. Yeah,
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this whole time, we will and you see, And I was angry
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and I was cussing, and I'm like dry heaving, and the sickness is
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now ready to diversify, and you know, and my body went, you
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know what, we have taken a lot of toll on the upper part of
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your body. Let's now do it to the lower part. And then that's
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when that started. So I was like, I can't and I didn't.
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I don't think I went to sleep until seven amish from landing here and now's
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at ten. So did were you sphinxing it? Yeah? Yeah? Do
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you know what this sphinxing is? The no explain my birth? I just
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thought that would be your ver Like you want to say diarrhea on the radio?
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What do you mean? Oh? No, no, no, I
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remember this from the in the bathroom thing. No I was not. Are
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you sure so I remember it? No, No, I would not.
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First of all, I remember that, and I remember thinking that can't be
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a real thing, and it and then you get some weird rest stop Indian
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food and all of a sudden your mind has changed. No, I just
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all right, what is sphinxing it? So? Sphinxing it is something that
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happened to me a handful of years ago. We talked about it on the
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radio, and apparently it hit home for many people because they didn't have a
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term for what they experienced. They didn't have they didn't have a something to
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point to is to say, this is what happened to me. So immediately
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other people that has happened to would understand. So sphinxing it. I got
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food poisoning a handful of years ago. And at a certain point, when
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you're kneeling in front of the commode throwing up, then you realize, oh,
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now a shift is starting to happen, and you know the lower half
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is now going to be engaged as well. And with me it was going
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to be a dual attack on the top and one on the bottom. So
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then yeah, so now you've got choices. Do you maintain your kneeling position
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in front of the commode, throwing up into the commode and then just spraying
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excrement on the floor behind you, or do you switch? Because no one's
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like, if you think about it, which would I rather clean up?
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You know, I would rather clean up the poop or the vomit. Most
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people, I think would rather pick up the vomit because it doesn't smell nearly
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as bad. So you can you can switch. You sit on the toilet
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and then you throw up on the floor. Or yep, there's the third
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option, and this is where you hit pay dirt. First thing you need,
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ideally is a tub, but a standing shower will suffice. You get
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in that tub and you look like the sphinx from Egypt. So that way,
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whatever comes out the front and the back remains contained in the tub and
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then rinsed away with with with no with no shame for what has just happened.
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Well, I don't know about no shame. I mean, I mean
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there's there's there's there's there's there's you were just but nobody know that you're doing
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it. No, you know that you're doing it. But when that thing
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happens, you feel like you want to bond with someone over you want to
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tell the story because it's it's it's it's a traumatic event. And if you
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can have a term to point to, now you have that shared experience without
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necessarily having to go into the gory details. It's just an automatic understanding.
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And look the vomit, the poop and the inevitable p that's kind of fly
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out at the same time when you're sphinxing it in the tub. The ideally
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it will all go down the drain, but the shame tray that you mentioned,
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some things won't go down a drain. No. When you when when
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you have those moments, you you met up and you look at yourself in
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the mirror and you go, even we don't talk about this, we will
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never tell a soul about this. No I did. I did not.
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My body was like, hey man, you seem to have had enough of
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this, because again I don't. I was. I was like I would
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Dear God and puke in the trash can that by the side of my bed,
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and I'm like, Dear God, this has got to stop. And
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they went, oh, okay, but you didn't say what has to stop?
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Yeah, that's true, and so your body just keeps doing it.
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The other the other wrinkle on on on on the sphinx position or the or
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the sphinx. Uh scenario is and this is what happened to me. I'm
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not saying it happens to everybody who does the physical sphinx. There's also the
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emotional sphinx while doing the physical sphinx, when you're in the tub and things
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are coming out of every hole that you've got and so far praying to your
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God has not worked. The convenience of the of the of the sphinx type
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religion is you have a multitude of gods you can ask for help. Yeah.
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So that's the other side of the sphinxing it is you start going through
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your mind. Okay, did like the doghead person is just the one that's
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in control of vomit? What about the bird headed lady? Can she help
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me with this? I'm gonna pray to all of them. No. I
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I went to the standard uh what I would imagine the Judaeo Christian gut,
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even though it was Indian food, and I was like, God, this
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has got a spout, and it was like my prayers were answered for the
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upper half of my body. And then then my God's kicked in like you
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didn't mention any of us, buddy, so healed up top punished down below.
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That's exactly I think that's how the whole thing works, oh man.
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