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S4 The Perfect Crime Live Stream 3 · True Crime and Wine Time

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  Any us. Oh, hi everybody. Hello, it's good to see you.
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  I don't know what it is with it is my co hosts that happened
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  to be ladies and asking me to wear wigs. But uh, it's the
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  thing I think because I know you like them, and I just thought pink
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  ones would be better. It's it's not wrong. I enjoy a good wig.
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  There's a reason why there's a wig wall. And this is number seven,
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  lucky number seven. But it is very apparent that I am not able
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  to style hair because this wig came unstyled number one and number two. I
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  don't know how to cut bangs, just like Jody Arius. So this is
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  what you've got. This is how this ended up. I really think bangs
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  are for like a bob is really what they're saying here? Well, but
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  too short. I did the same thing, put it all stiled up with
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  a butterfly clear. Uh. Yeah, it's not pretty, but Captain's already
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  in love. Well, good clad, somebody loves us for it. Hello,
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  everybody, Well, we're excited that you're here with us, live too,
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  and look at that kiddy now visions of beauty before with us. Oh
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  okay, now I'm feeling all loved and stuff. Thank you. I take
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  that as a compliment. Uh the bar Jody said that bar real. Oh
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  well, I will tell you. When I was trying to pull some of
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  it back into sleeve, a little wispy ones, the first thought I had
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  was, oh, crap, that looks like Jody. I can't let's just
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  pull it all back forward. That's uh yep. My entire life has been
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  ruined by trials. Now I can't watch storms because of the Lori Valor trial,
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  and bangs have been ruined by Jody. Well, I think you did
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  a great job, especially considering have you ever cut bangs before? No,
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  what's sad is I shouldn't cut bangs. The only time I've ever done any
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  kind of thing with hair is during COVID, in which I gave myself the
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  one blade across the whole thing haircut. I wanted real hard to do like
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  a one on the sides and like a two on the top, and then
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  I realized this is not gonna happen at all. Oh well, well,
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  I will tell you. I've been wearing mine now for a little over an
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  hour, so is prepping' hh said, oh you look like Dolly, And
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  I said well that's a call implement, and I don't know how she does
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  it because it already's given me a little bit of a headache. Yeah,
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  it's uh wow, this really this needs some help. This needs Yeah,
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  it does better if you brush it out like I totally brushed it all out,
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  and it did much better. I didn't do that. I was trying
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  to impress somebody by my braiding skills, because I can braid. Somebody said
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  they'd have to teach me how I can. But this is not this is
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  not happening in this this this vision of things. Wow, that is literally
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  nodded it all right, Well you know what I'm all we got to do
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  now is die your beard to match? Right? No, I can't.
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  I can't concentrate. I can't concentrate. Don't hate me. It's hot in
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  here, it's so hot here. Don't hate me. I feel like I
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  just broke your heart and I'm sorry did and I'm just gonna talk anymore.
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  No, no, don't I need to do I'm not talking anymore. My
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  problem. I picked the wrong shirt to do this in because this is most
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  assuredly a soccer jersey and it is hot. But I just see, thank
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  you, somebody has my back. I've been wearing it for an hour.
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  I'm sweating. Listen, boss, and your real boss, Carrie says,
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  put it back off? Does she does? She she walked. You didn't
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  see it, but she she walked right. I walked right by her trying
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  to get the dog downstairs, and she said nothing. Dang it. Randy
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  makes a point. She makes a point. She does mascot suit. I
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  can make it in this wig. Looks like we made it. Somebody asked
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  a question that I don't know the answer to, but I would love to
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  know. Why is there no super chat? Yes, so he chat happens
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  when we're monetized. We are not monetized yet. Yeah, so, so
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  once we hit the necessary requirement environments, then monetization happens. After a very
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  long wait, Brandy can tell you. And yeah, hey, I wonder
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  which one of my Filipinos that is. Hopefully they'll tell us which one.
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  I warned them that I'd be wearing a pink wig since they're my pinkies.
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  So jt that Catherine is the fellow birthday girl that I shared my birthday party
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  with, since our birthday is the same month, that is one of my
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  beautiful BFFs. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, it's over now,
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  sweetie're in August. Happy belated birthday to Catherine and Try, Happy birthday to
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  you. It's rex well, the wrecks I could put on. My oldest
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  bff gave me a pink cowboy hat for my birthday with the led lights that
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  would probably go really well with this pink hair. That would Yes, that
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  might just be too much. And by that I mean, well, that's
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  why I had to take off the pink clothes because it was a little bit
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  much. Oh my gosh, I do when I when I start getting bored,
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  I do this. I didn't know I was gonna, Okay, I
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  do the same thing, but apparently I'm that person. We're learning all kinds
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  of new things tonight, y'all, all kinds of things we are. And
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  before we get into our perfect crime, I'm sure everybody or some of you
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  have seen that we officially announced a special investigative piece that we have coming up.
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  Yes, and for the people that are here, I thought I would
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  give them a little sneak peek. Going to play the trailer real fast,
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  Yeah, play the trailer real fast, all right? One second ship the
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  load it up. Glad you're so techy, y'all might have to just I
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  don't understand why there's like a delay in Bloonney happening, but you might just
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  have to be okay with it. Okay, let's see here, here we
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  go. That's not that's not professional. Can we try this? Can this?
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  Can this? Can this happen? No, can't happen. Can't happen?
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  Remember when I said I could do it. I can't do it.
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  I thought I could do it. I'll try and download it first. Okay,
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  Well then should I wait? Give him a preview? Okay, give
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  a preview. So I have for the last month been working on this.
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  For those of you that don't know, we are doing an investigation into a
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  missing person case that has not been solved. It is a young man who
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  went missing from the area. I grew up there and he went to nearby
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  a high school where my high school sweetheart went. So I'm not a lot
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  of the area. It's got a lot of twist in turns and some shocking
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  things, and we're hoping that we're going to hook some bears because some people
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  know what's going on, and we're hoping it's going to be ongoing, and
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  we're going to take everybody along the ride with us in the investigation. We've
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  got the family's cooperation, the mom, the dad, you know, the
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  parents are involved. So it's I'm really excited. Uh oh, is it
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  working now? Okay, maybe it turned out a lot more. I love
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  it. I thought it was. It does. But I love it because
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  I'm going to go ahead and tell you guys the name of the person,
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  and only the people who are on this live and then anyone who watches the
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  video. But Chase Lackey is the young man that's missing. If you google
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  it, you'll see there's not a lot of publicity about it. One reason
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  why he is a young white guy. Sorry, come at me if you
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  want to hate me. But if he was a blonde female, there would
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  be a lot more. But it's very exciting to be doing the case and
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  heartbreaking at the same time talking with the mom and dad. It's been six
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  year years. And also his dog was taken at the same time, so
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  Champ his little white multi poo. And if you're anything like me, once
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  you heard that, you were like, that's it. That's I think what
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  sold me. As you know, we get a lot of people who write
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  into us and look at missing persons. I don't do a lot of missing
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  persons in cases. And that's why that I had been looking for something that
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  I could be like a dog with a bone with start fissing some people off,
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  poking the bear. And I think the dog did it. And besides
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  the fact, Chase looks like a really good guy, but the dog is
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  sure. The dog's not been found either. I know, Brandy, it's
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  it's heartbreaking. Yeah, So it'll be exciting. We'll drop it in September
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  and we're going to take everybody along for the ride. But I'm also looking
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  forward to doing a special live episode where we go through the facts that we
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  do know and let this wonderful community maybe tell me, Hey, did you
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  think of talking to this person? Did you do this? Did you ask
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  the police this? So kind of jumping in with us, I think I
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  think that played too soon. Yes, And I think that if we need
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  any charts, I know, Oh, I already know who we're calling for
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  charts. I'm gonna call the charts goddess. Oh is the leaders know a
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  goddess. She is a goddess. She ain't gonna let me forget that one,
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  and she shouldn't she should wear it and go with it. Oh man,
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  okay, listen, I know, I know I'm a mascot. I
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  know I sweat, and I know that things are hot and warm, and
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  you know the suit last night was probably one hundred degrees. But also it's
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  a job. And he said meh, okay, Well, apparently one of
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  my children, my oldest child, is lurking in the background, because he
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  just sent me a text message saying, oh, you look great in pink
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  hair. Well, that's so nice of you to say thank you. It's
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  like thank you for stopping by jeffa that I'm excited. We've got four insane
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  cases, yes, and you we've agreed that you're going to do the first
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  one this time, so I'll let you get started. I just saw one
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  thing in this story, of course, my eyes went straight to that.
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  All right, here we go plan one. All right, So this is
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  plan one. It is a deadly hook up. And yes, indeed my
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  beard did come back fighting. You are correct, all right, So set
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  up a fake dating hookup profile. Wait for the most obnoxious guy to hit
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  you up. Literally anybody. Okay, sorry, I'm just gonna read an
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  obnoxious guy to hit you up and schedule a hookup at a bar. While
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  waiting, prepare warming bodygel with bot Bachula. I didn't come here to read
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  everybody, Hold on, I gotta get this right. This is brilliant.
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  Okay okay, okay, um, can you tell me how to pronounce it?
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  Sorry, everybody, I should be fatulum. That's what it told me,
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  all right. Sorry. While waiting, prepare warming bodygel with batcha Linum,
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  which you can buy and have shipped to you. Use a PO box
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  or someone else's address and a different name for the shipment, along with using
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  a prepaid visa card. After a few cocktails, head back to their place,
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  where you will ask to go to the bathroom to freshen up. While
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  you are in the bathroom, put on something that will get him excited.
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  Once in the once in the I need my night court music. Once in
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  the bedroom, or wherever you decide to get busy, Offer to get a
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  BJ to get things start. Ask him to return the favor. Bring out
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  your special warming gel for him to use on you, Sit back and enjoy
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  your pleasure. When you're done, say you got a run and that it
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  was a blast. Head out, Delete your profile on the app. Discard
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  the warming gel watch the news the next day to see the strange death of
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  a young male. Okay, I got a whole lot going on in my
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  brain. I'll let you go. This is literally what I was thinking about.
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  Okay, I don't, Okay, yeah, I I'm just gonna jump
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  off a cliff here. If it's gonna kill him by getting it in his
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  mouth, what's it gonna do to you being in your lady bits or around
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  your man bits or whomever you know? I don't. I don't know much
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  about it. I didn't even know how to pronounce it. I I don't
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  either. Isn't bachelinum? What in that botox? Uh? Which is one
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  of the most poisonous biological substances known. It's a neurotoxin produced by the bacterium
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  Clostridium bachulinum bachelinum with them, so it is bodox. But how does it
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  not kill you by your lady bits? I don't know. I'm guessing that's
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  the that's the whole that we just poked. Maybe, And I also have
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  to say, what if you have to wait a long time for an obnoxious
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  guy to hit you up on the app? Do you think that would be
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  a long time. First off, no, not at all. No,
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  I'm old. I don't know how dating apps work. No, I don't
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  think Listen, I ended up dating missus Bruce Crime and marrying her and didn't
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  really do the whole dating app thing, so I don't have much experience on
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  it. But I also know how many miserably obnoxious men there are in the
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  world, and yeah, yeah, so I don't think it would take very
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  long at all. The thing is is that nowadays kids are pretty kids,
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  ChIL teens, I don't know adults. Young adults are really good at letting
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  people know where they're going ahead of time. So there's that whatever happened to
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  pop Rocks. Yeah, that's pretty much the general consensus that I've heard.
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  And I do not have the authority to apologize for men, but boy I
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  wish I could. Yeah, I mean, I have to give this person
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  credit. They used to peel box in a prepaid visa card, and I'm
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  assuming the prepaid visa cards not tracked, because you can buy them at like
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  a grocery store and stuff. Right, Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely
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  you can, but usually usually if you buy it, you'd have to buy
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  it with cash, because they could link your credit card to the visa card
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  number that you bought and then so you'd have to buy it with cash.
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  Okay, it is. It is a novel idea, and that it belongs
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  in a novel. It it is. But I'm wondering, if botox doesn't
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  kill you, and that's injected, why is it a poison? Am I
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  making sense? Or am I totally because I'm like, I got botox and
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  I didn't die. Oh well, I don't know. I just don't know.
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  It doesn't make any sense to me. So I don't know. We
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  might have to google that one some more, and maybe maybe only by ingesting
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  it is. So it's life threatening, but small doses like those in the
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  application of botox are considered safe. Huh. Okay, that that makes me
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  question even further. How do you know what's the appropriate amount for each person?
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  But here we are that's true. Oh, that's true. Yeah,
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  so you're a point for creativity. Yes, someone just said they think it
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  has to be ingested. So and then my other thing, and I hope
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  I'm not going to regret this. Why warming gel and not just regular gel?
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  Why do you need it to get warm when there's poison in it.
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  I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they think it'd be more appealing
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  to the other person. Well, but when warming the poison, I'm wondering,
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  does warming the poison make it more effective? I don't know, b
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  not sure. I think at that point you've already got whatever out of the
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  bacterium that created it, thereby making it it is what it is. Yeah.
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  I love that Brandy knows how to do this. Yeah. Well,
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  of course, I'm telling you if I ever go missing, you can talk
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  to Brandy because it was probably her, especially if it goes unsolved. If
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  it goes unsolved, well I'm going to give that when a two I think
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  it too. I mean, I do love the creativity, and I do
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  like that she offered to pleasure him before killing him. Yeah, I think
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  that that's you know, that's a bit. Life's like a box of chocolates.
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  You never know what you're gonna get. I don't know if I would
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  be I don't know if i'd be offering that. I think there's a lot
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  of work for for for taking care of a person you don't even know by
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  the end of the night. Maybe so, And wouldn't your DNA be left
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  if you did the beach a yep, because then there would be DNA on
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  him, right, because DNA works both ways, right, I mean that's
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  I think that's how that works. One last hurrah. Yeah, But I
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  also have to say, a lot of people send us random killings. Why
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  are we not killing people? We know we get a lot of innocent people.
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  I mean, we're disassuming the guy's innocent, but not if he was
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  the most obnoxious guy. I guess, I guess. Okay, that's a
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  great question. Actually, what was he going to do that would put the
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  gel in his mouth? In your mouth? Well, if you're using gel
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  and it has to be ingested, what is he doing in order to be
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  I don't know. Well, if you put the warming gel on her lady
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  bits, and I'm assuming it's flavored, I'm going to just squat on a
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  limb here and say it's a flavored warming gel. Well, not too many
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  adjectives, far too many adjectives favored warming, vibrating gel. I don't with
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  the word vibrating. Did I ever say those words? Oh my god,
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  I did? You did? But he's gonna get it in this Okay,
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  maybe I will to figure this out, you know, d M me and
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  tell me how this would work. Her on this, she doesn't know what
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  she's asking for. Don't do that. Should we move on the planeton we
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  should? I'm okay, I'm gonna just tell you right off the bat.
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  This scares the bit cheeses out of me. I'm just gonna tell y'all,
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  one of my biggest fears is burning to death. So firebug really gets me.
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  Why is it that all the shows that I do, that's exactly the
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  reaction people have. It's like when mom used to walk in on you and
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  you're you're watching a movie and it's completely innocent except for the one time she
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  walks in, and then it's way watching. Everybody who's watching this right now
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  knows exactly what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, absolutely so all right.
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  Firebugs are often firefighters hidden but in plain sight. Okay, First start with
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  small fires and abandoned buildings and remote areas that will go unnoticed. As a
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  firefighter, you have insider knowledge of the perfect locations to ignite these flames,
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  ensuring that they would spread quickly and cause substantial damage. To avoid detection,
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  meticulously plan your arsen attacks, selecting properties with minimum security measures in strategically choosing
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  times when you could easily blend in with your fellow firefighters responding to the scene.
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  Study and perfect how to delay the fire ignition ignition ignition so that you
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  set multiple fires at once, creating chaotic atmosphere that helps divert suspicion away from
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  you. This is written by Baine. After you've perfected, you, oh
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  your delayed ignition, choose your actual target, the one that got away.
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  You see, years ago a girl dumped me for my friend and they got
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  married and are expecting a child. The child should be mine and she should
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  be my wife. Holy crap. Set up multiple delay devices near the target
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  house. I drop by for a visit on a Saturday when you're on call
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  and have a couple of beers and hang out. Step outside to make a
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  call, and while out there, quickly disconnect the natural gas line behind the
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  grill and set up your delayed device to at night, which will set off
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  the natural gas that is leaking. Using an app, set up for a
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  call to come in and then fake answer like you're being called into work or
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  you get lucky and the actual call comes in. If not leave the house,
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  go to a place where you can be seen and used as an alibi.
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  The house with the delayed device will explode and burn, killing everyone inside.
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  If you're called to work for the fire, be sure to act devastated
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  and let your fellow firefighters know this is a house of your friends. If
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  questions, do not lie about being there, tell the truth and use your
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  alibi. Wow. First, I'm happy to say that I don't know enough
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  about this in order to comment much on it. I do like the idea
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  that they've perfected delayed ignition. But ump, but so okay, But I'm
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  gonna be honest. Delayed ignition fire fire? Can you delay at what thirty
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  seconds? No? I mean if you have a if you have an igniter
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  or an ignition device to ignite the fire, you can set it up on
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  a timer for a certain amount of time. You could also set it up
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  via phone where you call it and it sets it off. But like,
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  there's a lot of issues with that because once they once they find it,
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  they're going to track it and they're going to figure out who bought it.
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  And like, I don't this is this is interesting. This is really interesting.
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  There's another issue here too, is that unless you live out where there's
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  volunteer fire departments, you are absolutely either going to be on duty or off
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  duty. And if you're off duty and visiting friends and there's a fire,
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  you're not gonna get called in immediately unless they need more people than the initial
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  people in the building already right or on shift. So is that why it
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  says so that you can set multiple fires at once? So are you setting
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  multiple and multiple areas? Because it said creating a chaotic atmosphere? So I'm
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  wondering if you set three fires, is there enough fireman on staff to handle
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  all three? I mean maybe, But like the big thing here, like
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  the climax of this whole thing, is to disconnect the natural gas line and
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  then set up the delayed device to ignite, which then sets off the natural
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  gas that's leaking. But I don't see anywhere in I see in the top
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  where they're doing multiple things, but down when you get to the point,
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  I don't see multiple things. The issue here is like natural gas is a
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  really unpredictable beast, and I don't see this ending well for you you And
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  isn't it going to blow up more than just that house? I don't know,
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  See that's I don't know. I mean, because I have no idea
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  after just recently going to that fire, right, I have to tell you,
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  why would you even want to do? I mean, fire just devastates
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  me to even think about. I just I don't know. I I'm not
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  a fan of fire. It scares me. I don't want to die that
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  way. But she's also pregnant to me, and they're expecting a child,
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  and you're still friends with them if you're going to drop by for a visit,
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  that's fascinating. Fire inspector. Firefighters used to start fires in California that
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  did a delayed device with a cigarette and matches. There are so many ways
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  that could go wrong. My my thing about this this plan is that I
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  think it goes wrong before they even get to the actual target. I don't
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  think they make it past the tests because I just I see them being people.
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  People tend to have these you know, you have the bystander effect a
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  lot, but people seem to just totally dispatch with the bystander effect. When
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  there's a fire, everybody wants to call in and everybody wants to say there's
• 33:39
  a fire, right everybody. And so I feel like even with smaller,
• 33:46
  smaller fires that you start out with. Eventually number one, they're going to
• 33:52
  track, they're going to triangulate, and then they're going to start pulling security
• 33:54
  feeds. So, yes, you and I just did what Brandy and I
• 34:04
  do. I need to know. I need to know the info in a
• 34:10
  book because do they do any type of psychological testing? I know they do
• 34:21
  for police officers, but do they do for firefighters? I don't. I
• 34:27
  don't think so. Think so because if you're a person who loves fire,
• 34:32
  wouldn't you want to be a fireman? In most firefighter jobs are required to
• 34:40
  pass a psych test. Interesting, so he was smart enough to well and
• 34:50
  it could have been something that didn't that. The ideas didn't pop up until
• 34:57
  he realized how much he liked watching the destruct as a firefighter. I mean,
• 35:02
  I will be honest. I love burning boxes, furniture, anything I
• 35:07
  can burn in my fire pit when there's not a burn band. But being
• 35:13
  somebody who's now part of the community emergency response team, and now that I've
• 35:17
  been up close and personal to two fires, I don't find them that fascinating.
• 35:24
  They're fascinating in my fire pit when I can just look at a small
• 35:29
  flame and get mesmerized. And have a cocktail. Watching trees and it go
• 35:34
  up, and feeling the heat and watching airplanes and helicopters drop water is not
• 35:42
  cool to me. Well, and right now we've got Maui burning. Yeah,
• 35:47
  let's well. Yeah, I don't know if my girlfriend, Katherine Missillan
• 35:52
  here. I had texted her this morning because we have friends that live in
• 35:55
  Mahina who've lost everything. They are safe, and I talked with her this
• 36:00
  morning about that. But there again, I mean fire. You might want
• 36:07
  to only kill one person or one family. You can't control fire. You
• 36:13
  can control a bullet, you can control poisoning, you can control a knife.
• 36:17
  You can't control fire. No, no, in gown. But I'm
• 36:24
  just I feel like if somebody is willing to go through all of his planning
• 36:30
  long term and then use the target, I feel like they're not They don't
• 36:37
  care. They don't care. But as a fireman, you care about other
• 36:44
  people, or you wouldn't be in that career. You like to save people.
• 36:50
  I think he wants to only hurt this one couple, and maybe that
• 36:57
  anger, revenge, jealousy, whatever it is, is causing him to lose
• 37:01
  sight of the fact that it could blow up more than just the house.
• 37:13
  Oh oh, we need to read this book for two thousand fires in the
• 37:25
  thirty year period. So he got away with it through your arson spree,
• 37:31
  where most of them occurred between eighty four and ninety one, making him the
• 37:34
  most prolific serial arsenist in American history. No, I think he ended up
• 37:37
  getting caught. This is the person who ended up getting caught and got life.
• 37:40
  But but he wrote a book about it, so I would like to
• 37:45
  read. But that's the part that just bothers me. I mean I as
• 37:53
  a woman who's been cheated on. Yes, there's been a time that I've
• 37:57
  said, oh my god, I would love to kill him that Never ever
• 38:01
  did I do it, first of all, Second, never did I say,
• 38:07
  oh, let's do it in a way that might kill innocent people as
• 38:10
  well who just happened to live next door. Yeah, I'll tell you what,
• 38:16
  and how do you know? And other things. If you're on a
• 38:20
  phone call and you're out there and it says, quickly disconnect the natural gas
• 38:24
  line? Is that easy to do? Is it something you could just do
• 38:29
  real quick and nobody noticed? Because ours is locked up? Ours I think
• 38:35
  even has a lock on it, or maybe I'm mistaken. I mean,
• 38:40
  you're asking the wrong guy. I'm about his hand as a foot so and
• 38:46
  Ah is not here to ask so too bad, he's not watching. He
• 38:52
  needs to be a special guest one night. He does need to be a
• 38:54
  special guest. I know talking to you, hh, I know when we
• 39:00
  put in our pool and they had to run the line and stuff for the
• 39:05
  gas line for the hot tub, it didn't look like it was something they
• 39:08
  just went over and went, oh done. No, it's a process,
• 39:15
  there's a reason. And on the other thing, do any of you have
• 39:21
  guests over and if they step outside to take a call, don't you look
• 39:24
  out their window and watch them. It's real fascinating to me, the whole
• 39:30
  step outside thing, because I mean you're in view unless it's a house with
• 39:37
  no windows. And how do you know that delayed device is gonna work?
• 39:43
  What if it blows up while you're there? That's the hope. No,
• 39:50
  I hope it doesn't blow up and doesn't kill this well, not at all.
• 39:55
  And next, is there an app that you can set up to Uh?
• 40:01
  Yeah, I'm sure there's an app for that, and it'll just randomly
• 40:07
  call you, uh, fake me a call with fake me a call.
• 40:17
  You can create a fake call with your phone without actually being called. Before
• 40:22
  scheduling a fake call, the Apple that you specify a fake caller, fake
• 40:25
  number, ring tone, picture, et cetera. Wow, So if you're
• 40:32
  on a bad date or if you're on a blind date, you can ask
• 40:37
  for a call to come in so you don't have to fake it like I
• 40:39
  used to. Oh my phone vibrated. Oh I got to go. The
• 40:44
  kids are sick. It's like you could really have somebody call you. Uh.
• 40:51
  I just heard in the microphone handsome hobby downstairs going, hey, on
• 40:58
  that note, can you use it to say? Oh, I can't right
• 41:00
  now, honey, I got a call. I gotta go take it.
• 41:05
  Yes, straight up? Rude, Okay, all right, listen, I'm
• 41:07
  gonna give this one. Actually, I'll probably give this one a three three
• 41:10
  and a half because I just I don't, honestly, I don't. There
• 41:15
  is nothing if it makes it past the whole testing thing injuring or or hurting
• 41:21
  or killing a child is going to set the world on you. They will
• 41:25
  find out. Well, I I will say, if you're an upstanding firefighter
• 41:36
  and you're distraught and you tell them, yeah, I can't really work on
• 41:40
  this fire It was a friend. I don't know. I'm gonna have to
• 41:46
  read that book about that guy because apparently he got away with it. I
• 41:52
  don't know if anyone died, but I'm going to give it a four.
• 41:58
  Lisa is a knowledgeable child wild Oh. Most times that is a reference to
• 42:05
  the Travis Roulf trial. Travis say that sounded like, alright, I'm going
• 42:13
  to give it a four, and Zina said, yes, they died.
• 42:22
  Well, we will have to read that that that side. Anytime that like
• 42:25
  there's like, for instance, Criminal Minds or c s I, or there's
• 42:29
  one of those firebug type episodes, it's fascinating to me because I know very
• 42:34
  very very little. That sucks. Okay, that is even worse. That's
• 42:43
  even worse worse, Okay, next up? All right, a wrong one?
• 43:09
  Uh? All right? Am I doing? Playing three? You are?
• 43:14
  And you can count? You did good? I don't math. I
• 43:19
  can count to at least five, which is I'm glad we only do like
• 43:21
  four stories an episode. Alright, these crude? All right? Play in
• 43:30
  three insurance fraud. Sometimes you just need extra money for a trip and new
• 43:37
  stuff. First play in a weekend get away with friends. Second, rent
• 43:44
  a storage unit for a couple of months, use a fake name and pay
• 43:47
  in cash. Third, remove any cameras you have at home before the weekend
• 43:53
  trip. The day of the trip, pack is normal. Then, with
• 43:58
  your car in the garage, move all computers, TVs, jewelry and anything
• 44:04
  of value that's easy to get out and in the trunk backseat of your car.
• 44:07
  Don't forget your bag for the weekend trip. Go back in the house
• 44:12
  and stage it to look like someone broke in. Since your backyard is fenced
• 44:15
  in, shut your back door and then kick it in so the door is
• 44:20
  damaged. Do not lock it as you do not want to hurt yourself.
• 44:23
  I like how that's in parentheses. Wipe the door down so that your fingerprints
• 44:29
  are not fresh. Leave the back door slightly ajar. Drive to the storage
• 44:36
  unit, move items into the storage unit. Go on your weekend trip on
• 44:40
  Sunday night. When you return home, park in garage is normal, and
• 44:45
  go into the house. When you see the mess and the back door open,
• 44:49
  immediately go out to your front yard and call nine to one one telling
• 44:52
  them your house has been broken into and you do not know if someone is
• 44:57
  still inside. Go in with police. Make the report on Monday. Start
• 45:01
  the process of calling your insurance company and filing a claim. Clean up,
• 45:06
  have door fixed, Wait until insurance pays out your claim. Deposit check.
• 45:10
  Set up a fake Facebook account. Sell your items under the fake Facebook account
• 45:15
  in the town next to you, so that no one knows you as you
• 45:19
  sell each item. Go out and buy a replacement. For items that are
• 45:22
  not easily recognized, you can keep them and just clean them up to look
• 45:27
  new and bring back to your house. Never tell anyone, and you should
• 45:30
  be able to get several thousand dollars without a lot of work, even more
• 45:35
  if you have your jewelry insured. I think, oh, Kelly, no,
• 45:45
  that's not true. Oh Kelly, no, you have friends here,
• 45:51
  are us. That's the best comment ever. That's funny because a totta therapist
• 45:58
  about you. I said, I was in a social club that audits trials.
• 46:01
  It's not wrong. That sounds very professional of us. We are so
• 46:06
  professional, so professional, better than what I tell my therapist about GT.
• 46:10
  So, oh, he probably feels, you know, what are those of
• 46:16
  the bills I've been getting? Because he probably feels like he's taking care of
• 46:20
  me too at this point. So I just have to tell you on this
• 46:24
  one. Can you just work some extra hours? Yeah? I mean,
• 46:31
  my my issue is twofold one. You can't use a fake name unless you
• 46:36
  have a fake ID to do the storage unit, because they want an ID,
• 46:40
  they copy the ID, et cetera. So I guess you could do
• 46:44
  it, but you better not everywhere. Really, I've rented, I've rented.
• 46:51
  I mean it's been a couple of years, but I've rented a storage
• 46:53
  unit and just gave them a name that didn't ask me for any ID or
• 46:59
  anything. I guess maybe it was just a small town, you know,
• 47:04
  because I didn't live in the South, and they just said, hey girl,
• 47:07
  Kimoni and give a switch. Got You're not that far out from the
• 47:12
  big city. You ain't that much of a country mouse. Uh But like,
• 47:21
  yeah, I mean I guess, So I guess. I guess if
• 47:22
  you don't really want to know about somebody or what they're doing so now,
• 47:25
  and if they offer you enough tash, what was I storing there? I
• 47:32
  will never tell. Okay, this is my this was my second thing.
• 47:37
  There's always cameras at storage units. Okay, I am just gonna tell you
• 47:44
  straight up not true. So h h and h hh hh and a I
• 47:51
  can't even talk handsome honey. And I had a storage unit when we moved
• 47:55
  to Las Vegas and we closed and sold our staffing company and we had our
• 48:00
  phone system, computers and stuff in the storage unit. It all got stolen.
• 48:07
  There were no cameras. They had a camera on cars coming into the
• 48:14
  parking lot and that was it. And this was in Dallas upscale area.
• 48:20
  So I don't know if they all have cameras. Maybe they do now because
• 48:23
  that was two thousand and six. Yeah, I mean I don't know.
• 48:30
  You know what else we found out about storage units? Anybody want to know?
• 48:36
  Go on. There is not a solid ceiling. So if you're in
• 48:39
  a storage unit and you cut a hole in your unit, you can go
• 48:44
  up and over into the unit next door. There's not a solid roof.
• 48:49
  That's how you find bodies, kids, Mike. My other thing is this,
• 48:58
  never underestimate insurance company that doesn't want to pay out ever, because that's
• 49:04
  every insurance company. But if it's only a couple of thousand dollars, I
• 49:09
  mean, is it you're a deductible like five hundred to one thousand. Yeah,
• 49:15
  I mean, if you'd really have to put a lot of sh in
• 49:19
  your car in order to make it worth it, to be honest, because
• 49:22
  you literally it ended up being it have to be more than you're deductible,
• 49:27
  right, so and then and then you have to then you have to pay
• 49:30
  for the gas in the time to go sell the sh that everybody notices that
• 49:37
  would come back to your house. Right. So it's just like, I
• 49:40
  don't know, I think, to me, anything insurance wise, just avoid
• 49:45
  it. I just don't feel sharene. Does the UK have its own version
• 49:55
  of Storage Wars? Because I feel like I'd find that way way more interesting.
• 50:07
  Yeah, I don't know, but I mean that would be my luck.
• 50:10
  But I also just and I I guess this is just me. But
• 50:19
  don't they put down serial numbers and stuff? I'm just thinking of TVs computers.
• 50:25
  Can't you track those things? Yeah? So here's the thing, right,
• 50:30
  you set it up, You stage a robbery, You sell the stuff
• 50:34
  that has the serial numbers that you be see whatever, right, and and
• 50:37
  you sell that to somebody, and that that person the police, they would
• 50:45
  have to do a real thorough job. Yeah. I'm going to just go
• 50:50
  on a limb here and say, I know my mom's bless Mama Bear's heart.
• 50:54
  When she was so alive, her house got broken into multiple times,
• 50:58
  lived on on the corner behind the well. I can tell you I don't
• 51:01
  think the cops ever went and looked for the stuff that was stolen. And
• 51:06
  I'm assuming this person's thinking the same thing. There's too much going on out
• 51:12
  there with murders, riots, kidnappings. Who's really going to investigate a couple
• 51:17
  of thousand dollars. I mean, that's what I undertaking. You're right,
• 51:24
  I mean, you're you're absolutely right. I mean, if you really want
• 51:29
  money, I just work a couple extra chefs and don't go on your girls
• 51:34
  trip or does that cost money? Make the firebug from the first the second
• 51:38
  plan happy. Just call them up. They'll take care of it for you,
• 51:44
  and then it really won't be your your fault. So that's all I'm
• 51:49
  saying. But I mean, couldn't you just go upon it? I mean,
• 51:53
  yeah you could, but then you don't have your stuff and you can't
• 51:55
  replace it. It does seem like you end up like zeroing out, right,
• 52:00
  So like you take this stuff out, ken you sell the stuff,
• 52:05
  but then you buy more stuff with the money that you get from me.
• 52:07
  It just sounds like you're ending up zeroing out. But well maybe not,
• 52:14
  because I don't know what insurance pays back, what that rate is. But
• 52:20
  if you sell it and you get money to buy new, you're making like
• 52:25
  maybe twenty five percent over what you had originally. Maybe maybe, maybe,
• 52:36
  I don't know. It's I'm very, very jaded and skeptical about insurance anything,
• 52:45
  and so because of that, I'm giving it a two and a half.
• 52:49
  Now, I will say, if your jewelry is insured, ladies,
• 52:53
  if you have a ring or any jewelry that costs over one thousand dollars,
• 52:59
  you need to have it insured, because I do know that your homeowners or
• 53:04
  renter's insurance only covers up to one thousand dollars of jewelry. I don't even
• 53:09
  cost over one thousand dollars. Oh, Carrie's is different. Just sent points
• 53:16
  carries. It is different. But I had a friend who their house flooded.
• 53:23
  No, it burnt. Something happened. I'm trying to remember it was
• 53:27
  water or fire. It was one of the two, but it definitely wasn't
• 53:30
  both. I'm trying to remember. But somehow her she didn't have her wedding
• 53:37
  ring on and her wedding ring was gone and they couldn't find it, and
• 53:43
  she was like, well, I paid twenty grand and the insurance was like,
• 53:45
  here's one thousand dollars because she didn't have an extra insurance policy. Uh,
• 53:51
  that's that. If you're one of those lucky people that has jewelry that
• 53:55
  costs more than one thousand dollars per item, you might need to know that.
• 54:00
  I don't need to worry about. Are you. Are you familiar with
• 54:04
  Monty Python and the Holy Girl? I am. It sounds like she lived
• 54:08
  in the castle that was built and then sank into the and then it was
• 54:12
  built, burned down, fell over, and then sang to this one,
• 54:15
  but the fourth castle that stayed up. That's what it sounds like. That's
• 54:20
  because you had fire and water wind. Honest, a couple of friends.
• 54:27
  I don't know. Miss Catherine is still on here. But Catherine had her
• 54:30
  wedding rings stolen in Vegas. Oh geez, that's what you get for waking
• 54:39
  up. We'll be okay with that. Girls just fine to have the girls.
• 54:45
  Yeah, I can't sing. I want to have lunch. That's a
• 54:49
  weird AL taught me. But no, So I've had multiple friends who's had
• 54:55
  letting rings lost or whatever or stole one. That's why mine never comes off
• 55:04
  because it would be lost so fast. I will say I have an ex
• 55:09
  husband who lost his twice because he said he set it down for surgery and
• 55:15
  forgot to pick it up. Later found out he was taking it off when
• 55:21
  he was with the girls that he was picking up at the club. Did
• 55:28
  they use warming gel because he might not be your own? Oh? Sadly
• 55:37
  he is still alive and that that and the heavy fist ooh, this is
• 55:45
  why he is an ex. Yep. Yeah, I was that wife that
• 55:51
  believed him. I mean because he did he would take it off for surgery.
• 55:53
  I kept telling him just to put a safety pin on your shirt.
• 55:58
  I bought a new ones because that's me. Lisa said, she wasn't sure
• 56:06
  if you were old enough to know Cyndy Lapper was. I'm gonna just go
• 56:14
  out on a lim and say, how old y'all think? I just turned
• 56:16
  two weeks ago? Yeah, let's ask how old? Ask do you think?
• 56:22
  If that guy? Well, I did that, but I divorced him
• 56:27
  too. Sorry, I just said that out loud. I'm so happy right
• 56:42
  now. Twenty seven thirty. Oh, I will pay you. Just DM
• 56:51
  me with your address and I will send you something. I just turned twenty
• 56:53
  one. I drink like I thought I was just turning twenty one. Twenty
• 56:58
  eight, always twenty one, always twenty one, And tonight I'm actually drinking
• 57:05
  the party decor left from the party. Look at that. Okay, these
• 57:10
  are honest to god, these are good. See I told you, Terry,
• 57:15
  Well, I'm going to just go out and say that my oldest son's
• 57:21
  birthday is on Saturday, and he will be thirty two. I just said,
• 57:30
  you're getting closer. I just turned fifty three. I still never believe
• 57:37
  it. But the same thirty five. The same goes for a handsome hubby
• 57:40
  too. I don't believe that he's anywhere. I don't. He might not
• 57:44
  be, and he's much older than me. No, he's always We just
• 57:47
  went to his forty year high school reunion. Ye see, that's what I'm
• 57:55
  saying. You know, if you will all send me your address, I
• 58:00
  will send you all money and goodies. And I know I love that.
• 58:09
  Oh Welsh, let me get that right. As I called my granddaughter.
• 58:15
  You can enjoy the sun, but whatever you do, lather suns green on
• 58:20
  your face and moisturize it every morning and night. She's ten, and she's
• 58:24
  like, do I have to do this? I'm like, unless you want
• 58:28
  to look old? Yes, Terry looks better than me for sure. Oh
• 58:36
  please. Oh well, I'm going to just embarrass you now and hopefully the
• 58:43
  person's not on here. So I was talking to one of my gaze earlier
• 58:46
  because I have two very good gays, and he saw our little promo picture
• 58:51
  and he goes, oh, his profile, it's hot. He goes,
• 58:54
  he's really hot. I'm like, and he's a really good guy. So
• 59:02
  he didn't tell me I was hot. He didn't tell me I love but
• 59:08
  you're young, you're hot, and you got a beautiful wife. So oh,
• 59:13
  I'm not making him blush. She just turned all red. I changed
• 59:17
  the filter on my camera. That's all I'll buy that, Lisa, I
• 59:30
  love you the best. Lisa is another person who she could tell you her
• 59:37
  age, which don't unless you just did, and you'd never believe it.
• 59:42
  So end the story. That's all of you. Aliyah, ah yah,
• 59:46
  let's move on to play before before I get myself in trouble, could you
• 59:50
  just tell me your actual age? I mean, I know, but I'm
• 59:52
  gonna let you tell everybody, or do you want to let everybody guess?
• 59:57
  Everybody can guess if they want, let's guess how how old the step muffin
• 1:00:01
  is. Oh, they're scared, they're scared. It's a bit of a
• 1:00:13
  delay. There's always a bit of a delay. M okay, thirty thirty
• 1:00:22
  four, twenty thirty three. I might have already said thirty thirty five twenty
• 1:00:30
  thirty five. I didn't say, hell does he act? I said how
• 1:00:34
  old is he? I act like I'm eight boy? Uh huh, nine
• 1:00:39
  hundred and four. That's not even my area code. Yep, all right,
• 1:00:46
  old? How old are you going to be here? In just a
• 1:00:51
  couple of months in November thirty six, thirty six, I will be thirty
• 1:00:57
  six, yes, yes, which I told my children today. I said,
• 1:01:01
  my birthdays before yours, little Bruce Crime, and I'll be thirty six,
• 1:01:05
  and I don't want it to happen. And they said why what's wrong
• 1:01:07
  with thirty six? And I was like, cause it's wore away from forty
• 1:01:09
  And they're like, what's wrong with being forty? You know, it's like
• 1:01:13
  it's not fun being an adult? Brother, Like things hurt. I mean,
• 1:01:17
  I will tell you the one thing I wish you know. People always
• 1:01:22
  say, oh, don't be in a hurry to grow up, don't be
• 1:01:23
  able to you know, in a hurry to grow up. Why didn't they
• 1:01:27
  just be honest and say, listen, being an adult sucks. You have
• 1:01:31
  to pay your own bills, you gotta pay taxes, you gotta put up
• 1:01:36
  with a bass, you gotta put up with kids screaming if you have them,
• 1:01:39
  and you get to a point when you get out of bed that you're
• 1:01:42
  like, oh God, that hurts. And I didn't do anything the night
• 1:01:46
  before to make it hurt. So why didn't they just be honest? I
• 1:01:57
  don't know. I told them today, do not. I said, being
• 1:02:00
  an adult is not fun all the time. And all I got from them,
• 1:02:06
  which is literally never happened, was silence, right, And I said,
• 1:02:13
  I was like, well, I might ruin their lives here. I
• 1:02:15
  was like, well, listen, just don't take don't rush, don't rush
• 1:02:19
  to grow up, please, not just for my sake, but for yours,
• 1:02:22
  because it's really fun. And just give you a little advice when your
• 1:02:29
  kids get older. I do not feel older on my birthday, but like
• 1:02:34
  my son's birthday Saturday bothers me more than my birthday because I'm like, how
• 1:02:42
  do I have a child that old? I wasn't twelve. I know I
• 1:02:45
  live in Texas, but I was not twelve. For me, it's how
• 1:02:52
  do I have a child? Hard? Stop, like nothing else, just
• 1:02:54
  how do I did I have a child? Wait until oh? And to
• 1:03:06
  buy beer right right suring you are right, That's how I live my life,
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  my Peter panett, I don't grow up, and I'm sure all of
• 1:03:16
  the things that should be adult and while taken care of, like finances,
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  show it. Oops, well that's why you got carried. But also remember
• 1:03:24
  age is just how you feel it. Well, you know, this is
• 1:03:30
  the day after like a three hour mascot, so I feel sixty. So
• 1:03:38
  okay, then I don't know what to tell you. Well, the sad
• 1:03:44
  thing is I'll never forget. When I asked my granddaughter, I said,
• 1:03:46
  so, how do you think I am? She goes, oh, Mama,
• 1:03:49
  you're older than dirt. And I was like, oh, you're lucky
• 1:03:54
  girl. You were my favorite granddaughter. Now it's me this guy. Now
• 1:04:02
  i'm your favorite granddaughter. You're my favorite granddaughter. But yeah, so age
• 1:04:08
  is just a number. And as I tell people, when a doctor tells
• 1:04:13
  you, hey, you're cancer, you're not going to live past forty,
• 1:04:16
  I said, yeah, you're wrong. I don't do what I'm told.
• 1:04:19
  I'm fifty three. So every year past forty, I just look back and
• 1:04:24
  say, what was that? Sorry, block me if you need to put
• 1:04:34
  a little thing over it. But yeah, Mike, listen, sure you
• 1:04:40
  guys. Kids are brutal, and I love it when my kids are like
• 1:04:45
  Dad, when you were a kid, were there TVs? And I'm like,
• 1:04:49
  listen, dude, son, No, we did not have tablets or
• 1:04:58
  phones really, but there were televisions and you had to get up and turn
• 1:05:03
  the channels yourself. I was my parents remote control. Hey go change the
• 1:05:11
  channel. I was the remote control. If I was as old as a
• 1:05:15
  dinosaur, I just what I should have said was and that would have answered
• 1:05:21
  that question. Well, are you ready for the next one? Let's move
• 1:05:27
  on next one? Yeah, and put that clown in there, just for
• 1:05:45
  everybody who has a phobia of clowns. Okay, no trigger warning for you,
• 1:05:50
  get into this. We were watching Family Feud the other night, which
• 1:05:54
  we watch occasionally with Steve Harvey. They ask, what is the top things
• 1:06:00
  that scare the majority of people. Clowns was not one of them, and
• 1:06:08
  I was like, where did they ask a question? Yeah, they weren't
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  in the top eight. Well, I mean we're the top eight more real
• 1:06:15
  life things or no silly stuff zombies, ghost spiders past that. But I
• 1:06:32
  might have to talk about the story that Sharen sent me right before we end.
• 1:06:36
  But let's let's talk about this fourth plan. Yeah, I don't know
• 1:06:42
  if you've read it when I sent it over, but I'm going to read
• 1:06:45
  it to you, and I'm just going to say this person has some issues,
• 1:06:50
  and I'm more worried about the person who sent me this than I am
• 1:06:55
  the actual story. And if you're here seeing the us, I'm just gonna
• 1:07:01
  say, you got some stuff going on, or maybe you're just like me
• 1:07:05
  and have a diabolical mind. So random murder. I don't know if y'all
• 1:07:15
  can hear the dogs and hh yelling at them. Find a dealer and purchase
• 1:07:23
  a small amount of fentanyl. Get a syringe with a needle from pharmacy or
• 1:07:28
  animal supply house, mix finnel with water and a small bowl you syringe to
• 1:07:33
  suck up fentanyl fluid. Go hiking, in a park early in the morning
• 1:07:42
  when single hikers go alone. Find your solo hiker and act like you have
• 1:07:47
  fallen and injured yourself. When they come over to help you, stick them
• 1:07:55
  with the syringe of drugs and inject them. Fall against them to take their
• 1:08:00
  mind off the little skin prick. They should start feeling the effects very quickly.
• 1:08:08
  Once they are on the ground and fading out. Inject them with another
• 1:08:12
  syringe of drugs. Put on gloves, and then drag them to an area
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  off the hiking path and out of sight. Wipe off the syringes so that
• 1:08:24
  your fingerprints are not on them. Take their hands, wrap them around the
• 1:08:29
  syringe so that their fingerprints are on the syringe. Drop the syringe near their
• 1:08:34
  hands, Get back on the hiking trail, go back to your car,
• 1:08:40
  and then go have coffee at Starbucks, hang out for a while reading the
• 1:08:44
  news or a good book. You know what, everything I could deal with
• 1:08:49
  until the last part, because what, oh my gosh, the I mean,
• 1:09:00
  OK, guys, I go walking and hiking by myself. I mean,
• 1:09:06
  yes, I take the dog, and if somebody fell, I would
• 1:09:12
  go over and offer to help them. I carry in my little backpack all
• 1:09:15
  kind of stuff. This couldn't be me that they just stuck the needle in
• 1:09:24
  the there's there's a couple of things, and then they went to Starbucks without
• 1:09:28
  me? Right? Who wrote this early in the witness Protection? Now I
• 1:09:36
  have a a couple of things. One who wrote above you can use air
• 1:09:44
  in a syringe? You can? I think it has to be by I
• 1:09:49
  think, I mean, I just googled it. It has to be like
• 1:09:51
  a hundred. It has to be a lot. It has to be a
• 1:09:57
  lot. Okay, sorry, but that that would nix the idea of having
• 1:10:03
  to go get fentanyl. And the other thing is is like is you have
• 1:10:13
  to kind of be accurate. You can't just inject fentanyl wherever, right,
• 1:10:19
  I mean, you have to find a vein, right, I don't think
• 1:10:24
  so. I think sentyl you can die from skin contact and from drinking it
• 1:10:30
  or not drinking it, inhaling it in that case, I don't know.
• 1:10:35
  I don't know. This is kind of realistic. You're there's a lot here
• 1:10:42
  that really bothers me, mostly because you're taking advantage of somebody who cares enough
• 1:10:46
  to help open. Oh no, handsome hubby, you're watching downstairs, come
• 1:10:54
  help here, I come to save the day. Oh yeah, that's true.
• 1:11:01
  You can die from that's right. Yeah, So yeah, I just
• 1:11:11
  I'm sorry, that is just I mean, I like diabolic things. I
• 1:11:15
  like to get into the mind. But why they just to kill somebody?
• 1:11:25
  We definitely asked for it, that's for sure. Well, I mean my
• 1:11:30
  first thought, and correct me if I'm wrong. I'm assuming this is a
• 1:11:35
  male that wrote this. Is it if you were going to do that when
• 1:11:45
  you you would have thought that they were doing it for like a sexual assault
• 1:11:48
  or something, or just to kill them just because you wanted to see it.
• 1:11:57
  I'm i'ma be honest with you. I'm I'm having a real hard time
• 1:12:03
  really poking a hole in this one though. Well do they So I am
• 1:12:12
  still trying to open this and it's just not working. So hh, if
• 1:12:16
  you're watching, could you come and open the door and do this for me?
• 1:12:20
  I called him, I called upon him. The bat signal has been
• 1:12:24
  lit. He didn't listen. But I know, I go walking at a
• 1:12:30
  Texas State park. There's a camera. I love that, Lisa, But
• 1:12:41
  there's a camera. I know when you go in and register at the park.
• 1:12:45
  I mean, I have a pass, a yearly pass, but I
• 1:12:46
  still have to go in and they scan my pass so they know I've come
• 1:12:50
  into the park. If somebody winds up dead, won't they go and look
• 1:12:58
  at everybody that came into the park for the day. Yeah, but I've
• 1:13:00
  been through many, many, many a park where they don't do that,
• 1:13:06
  and like things like the Appalachian Trail, I'm pretty sure that they don't what
• 1:13:12
  trail. The apple Achian is the Appalachian apple Achian Appalachian. Where I'm from,
• 1:13:19
  it's the apple Achian. But I don't really know where I'm from,
• 1:13:23
  so I'm making I could be making it up. Yeah, I just I
• 1:13:28
  don't think enough parks do that. I think it's great that they do.
• 1:13:30
  But then also how many people come in and out during the day, right,
• 1:13:33
  and then how long will it take for them to find the body?
• 1:13:38
  So you have that many, that many days where they'd have to kind of
• 1:13:42
  unless the corner could get it right on the money, they'd really have to
• 1:13:46
  pull everybody. So, now, yeah, do you die that quickly from
• 1:13:55
  fintanyl? I mean, I know I only know this because we watched a
• 1:14:00
  traffic thing on fentanyl and it's like a microgram. It was like a thousand
• 1:14:10
  micrograms or something could kill you. Yeah, so okay, fentanyls extremely potent
• 1:14:15
  medication that can stop her slow breathing, and patients can die in a matter
• 1:14:17
  of minutes. Oh okay, so we die that fast. Oh wow,
• 1:14:29
  I think he's coming. Oh he saw the bat signal. Guys, you
• 1:14:33
  could say hello, Here he comes the savor day. He brought fire.
• 1:14:39
  Oh my gosh, he brought a wrench. Are you gonna say hello?
• 1:14:43
  He brought a wrench. He wasn't to be on cameras. I brought a
• 1:14:46
  ridge. He's my He was always my favorite. Now he's officially my favorite.
• 1:14:56
  He has enough testosterone for both of us. I don't need it any
• 1:15:00
  Moore. I bet I'm gonna have to pay for that later. You have
• 1:15:11
  a warming shell anyway. Oh so it's a sedative, okay, all right.
• 1:15:21
  We do have at least one one healthcare worker in here. So because
• 1:15:30
  I deal with kidney stones, not that y'all ever needed to know that,
• 1:15:32
  but I have problems with opioids causing me to itch. Finnel is the one
• 1:15:39
  thing that will take care of the pain before they do surgery. And I
• 1:15:44
  we watched that traffic show because I was like, how come they're only giving
• 1:15:46
  me a hundred micrograms? Do they not think my pain's that bad? And
• 1:15:50
  my husband's like, yeah, but it took care of your pain. I'm
• 1:15:55
  like, yeah, you're right, it's just like it's gone. So I
• 1:15:58
  wonder how much is really what kills you? Because I know we've got a
• 1:16:04
  lot of fentyl overdoses and things like that happen. So if they give me
• 1:16:11
  one hundred micrograms, it's like three hundred micrograms what kills you one moment?
• 1:16:20
  I six our healthcare workers should m well, Sharen at one point said a
• 1:16:30
  grain. But I'm not sure how much a grain is. Okay, consider
• 1:16:38
  two milligrams a fentanyl to be lethal. Here this will tell you exactly how
• 1:16:44
  much to two milligrams? Yeah, you see that right there next to the
• 1:16:48
  penny. Yeah, just that little bit of white stuff. Yep, Holy
• 1:16:56
  macaroni yep. So now my next question, when you find a dealer and
• 1:17:03
  asked for a small amount of fentanyl, do you say, oh, I
• 1:17:06
  just need a couple of little grams to kill somebody, because I'm assuming you
• 1:17:12
  normally buy more than that. I don't know, I mean, I don't
• 1:17:16
  know how I really don't know how you would. I don't know how it's
• 1:17:20
  sold. Yeah, I don't know. And somebody posted in the chat that
• 1:17:29
  they were on a fentnel patch. I had a fentanyl patch when I had
• 1:17:31
  my misctomy and went through chemo, but fenttyl wasn't real talked about then.
• 1:17:36
  It wasn't on the streets killing people. So it's been some years ago.
• 1:17:42
  But do drug dealers really just sell straight fentanyl there? I thought they were
• 1:17:49
  just mixing it in stuff. Yeah, I think it's usually I don't know.
• 1:17:55
  I think it's usually cut. But I have no idea, I literally
• 1:17:58
  have no I the you've hit two things tonight, arson and drug death use
• 1:18:08
  that I just know very little about, very little, so and it's probably
• 1:18:15
  pretty evident, agreed. And the other thing, if I felt, if
• 1:18:23
  I okay, j T, we're gonna use you, if you were out
• 1:18:27
  hiking and you fell and acted like you hurt yourself and I come over to
• 1:18:30
  help you. If I feel something picked me, I can't know what a
• 1:18:35
  needle feels like, I'm gonna hit you and scream yeah, but if you
• 1:18:44
  hit me, it's too late, like you might get a hit in But
• 1:18:51
  it's already there, right, and you could scream, but by the time
• 1:18:58
  somebody gets you on the on the trail, I'm long gone. Well,
• 1:19:02
  but if I scream, that's true, and it's only a couple of minutes.
• 1:19:10
  If that, well, I don't know if everywhere, but I know
• 1:19:14
  in Texas they're now letting everywhere or everywhere everybody by Narcan to carry, right,
• 1:19:21
  So we've bought it to put in our emergency packs. Do I now
• 1:19:28
  need to carry narkim when I go hiking with my EPI pens and some allergic
• 1:19:31
  to bees in case some crazy guys? Yes, I mean, do I
• 1:19:42
  have to take the taser, a gun, Narcan and an EPI? Why
• 1:19:50
  don't I just not hike? I mean, that's why I'm and I've said
• 1:19:57
  this before, I'm a gym ninja in the fact that you will never see
• 1:20:00
  me there. My gym is mascotting, that's my gym. Wow. That
• 1:20:11
  just I'm sorry. This one kind of is freaking me out a little bit.
• 1:20:15
  It's a little too close to reality for me because I do go hiking
• 1:20:20
  alone. I go walking alone, even in the neighborhood on our walking trails.
• 1:20:26
  I mean, I could be gone for an hour and a half.
• 1:20:29
  H h would be like, yeah, she just decided to take an extra
• 1:20:31
  long walk. She's listening to a podcast. I could be dead somewhere.
• 1:20:39
  I don't know. You could hike an armor and take a lance. That
• 1:20:44
  sounds like a lot of work. Why can't people just not do this?
• 1:20:50
  I mean, I would hope that this is not happening on trails, But
• 1:20:55
  also I don't know. I don't know. I mean, all things come
• 1:20:59
  from some form of truth. So now won day no, he would not
• 1:21:05
  you stop that? H Well, Now the other thing I think about this
• 1:21:19
  on a walking path, if you just drag a body over, how do
• 1:21:24
  you know if somebody's not going to walk up behind you? And in my
• 1:21:29
  case, I go behind little bushes when I need to Papa squat, that
• 1:21:35
  body is not going to be there very long. Somebody's going to see it.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah, I don't know. I mean you, I'm not able to
• 1:21:51
  poke a whole lot of holes in this one, and that's bothering me.
• 1:21:55
  Yeah, I mean you can do it in the fall and then you cover
• 1:21:58
  everything up with leaves and then you have a little longer But other than that,
• 1:22:02
  I mean, I really I don't have many holes to to poke,
• 1:22:06
  which is really funny and ironic considering this is all about poking a hole.
• 1:22:11
  Well, they do poke a hole with the syringe. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:22:15
  there's there's very little on here that they might be able to trace.
• 1:22:20
  I mean, and they've solved the problem for the most part of the whole,
• 1:22:28
  the injection, because you've wiped it down and put it in their hands.
• 1:22:32
  So now this is just me being me. What if the drug dealer
• 1:22:39
  didn't sell you fentanyl and he sold you something else, and then and then
• 1:22:47
  they get up and attack, you got screwed, and then you got screwed.
• 1:22:55
  I mean, because I've heard of people selling fake drugs. You thought
• 1:22:58
  you were getting this, but it was that. What if it's not really
• 1:23:00
  fentanyl. What if it's like baking soda or something. I mean, you
• 1:23:09
  stick to make sure what it is. I guess you could. You could
• 1:23:13
  use a testing kit just to make sure. I mean, you don't need
• 1:23:15
  much, so you probably have enough to test. I don't know, and
• 1:23:21
  then you know it's cocaine and they throw you off the trail. What if
• 1:23:30
  you create a superhero whatever they have it's what if you what if it's ooze
• 1:23:35
  and you create the next teenage mutant Ninja turtle. That's all I'm saying.
• 1:23:40
  That's what I'm saying. I mean, maybe you should go for it.
• 1:23:43
  If it creates you know, I turn my kids would be happy. Well
• 1:23:49
  sure, and then you go have carfee at Starbucks. Well yeah, I
• 1:23:57
  mean that's a given. I do that no matter what I was just doing.
• 1:24:02
  No, I don't have a fentanyl tester, but I'm guessing that you
• 1:24:04
  can buy them. I'm imagining that the law enforcement has them, which means
• 1:24:09
  they're available. I know they were trying to make them where college students could
• 1:24:15
  buy kids or get kids free. They were handing them out like free condoms,
• 1:24:19
  but free test kids. And it was a deal about it. I
• 1:24:27
  I want to bring us back up a little bit, like a push up
• 1:24:30
  bra. I want to break Okay, uh this, do you have one
• 1:24:38
  to put on? I don't. I don't. Sorry, this story I'm
• 1:24:45
  probably going to use for brewery in the future. But Sharen sent it to
• 1:24:49
  me, and I feel like we need this right now. Oh yes.
• 1:24:55
  And Australian's supermarket was evacuated after the store manager reportedly spot a banana loving spider
• 1:25:01
  capable of causing what do you think that this spider is capable of causing?
• 1:25:09
  I'll give you all a guess. What do you think that sreen? You
• 1:25:13
  can't guess, you know, But what do you think this spider is capable
• 1:25:16
  of causing? I don't know. I'm scared of spider, so I would
• 1:25:27
  see it in run so oh a slip and fall. I'll put it this
• 1:25:32
  way. What it causes you have no concern about You don't have to be
• 1:25:40
  concerned about it. Okay, No, not that one, not that one,
• 1:25:46
  although kind of anybody else loud lady's scream. No, So this banana
• 1:25:59
  loving spider is capable of causing permanent erections and men Kelly got it. The
• 1:26:12
  penny shop in Crems on their Donal, forty five miles west of Vienna,
• 1:26:17
  remains closed since Tuesday over fears of the four inch blacks so sad just four
• 1:26:23
  inches black and red spider. Emergency services were called and warned the spiders still,
• 1:26:29
  I'm sorry, I turned and I saw you like using your okay,
• 1:26:32
  fucking but only four inch large may have been highly venomous Brazilian wondering spider known
• 1:26:42
  to reach Europe by hiding in bunches of bananas. It is one of the
• 1:26:45
  planet's most venomous spiders, and bites can be fatal after causing hypothermia, blurred
• 1:26:50
  vision, convulsions, and in some cases, erections. The spider's venom is
• 1:26:57
  even being studied for use in erect how it's function treatments, as it was
• 1:27:01
  found that a bite from one of the spiders can give mail victims a painful
• 1:27:06
  four hour erection. That's too long. I'm sorry, sorry, come again,
• 1:27:15
  pun intended. Okay, let's just go back to four inches a spider.
• 1:27:20
  So I mean I can show you the spider. Okay, let me
• 1:27:27
  back up. That's it. Okay, it's gone. It closed, close
• 1:27:39
  to days. The nest the top one above that photox and then one botox
• 1:27:54
  for men. I'm just gonna say this one brand would be seven shades of
• 1:28:01
  red. If she had to read that, I'm writing it down as a
• 1:28:06
  merch idea. That is a great Okay. I don't like spiders, No,
• 1:28:17
  no, they should. There's only two creatures I think should be killed
• 1:28:21
  in this world, spiders and snakes. That's this writer had some fun in
• 1:28:32
  twenty twenty one. This is a this is the same story, different thing.
• 1:28:36
  Joe Stein found one of the spiders among a bunch of bananas purchased from
• 1:28:41
  a Sainsbury's Sainsbury's and west Wickham, Bromley. He opened the bag to find
• 1:28:46
  a two inch dark mass hanging from the fruit and was terrified to see it.
• 1:28:51
  Twitch mister Stein from Beckenham, I think it's Beckenham, Beckenham. I
• 1:28:58
  don't think it's Beckenham Beckenham. Kent said, yeah, bend it like Beckingham.
• 1:29:04
  Uh. I sort of had to refocus my eyes so I could see
• 1:29:08
  his big, bony, hairy legs. It was a bit shocking, obviously,
• 1:29:14
  I was shocked. My girlfriend was a bit shocked finding out it was
• 1:29:16
  a venomous spider if alive. Luckily it was dead, but it was enough
• 1:29:20
  to make us both jump and feel on edge and edge and on edge.
• 1:29:28
  So, wow, that is a spider in a bunch of bananas. I
• 1:29:32
  won't show that one. That'll just freaking please don't. I can see that
• 1:29:35
  and I just don't like it. I mean, I'll be honest. I
• 1:29:41
  used to love Charlotte's Okay, Lisa wentce for best comment. Wait did I
• 1:30:00
  pronounce it right? That's the question I want to know. No, that's
• 1:30:02
  not I didn't shoot. I overthink all things. Oh, that's okay,
• 1:30:14
  that's okay. But uh, I was gonna say, I used to love
• 1:30:17
  Charlotte's Web, the animated old one, and then they did the one with
• 1:30:23
  Julia Roberts and they showed you her all furry and eyes, and I no
• 1:30:30
  longer like Charlotte's Web. I mean, I mean, I still like it.
• 1:30:34
  I just don't want to watch it. If Charlotte was one of those
• 1:30:38
  spiders, it would be a little more interesting. Uh uh. She got
• 1:30:43
  lots of little furry legs. And I'd read the book on night Court,
• 1:30:45
  that's for sure. Well that book is outlawed in Texas and Florida school So
• 1:30:51
  well, how dare you? I bet you, I bet you. I
• 1:30:57
  bet your animal farm hasn't been animal farm. I don't know that one.
• 1:31:02
  Oh, oh, you know, just a fascist pig. I don't know
• 1:31:10
  that one. Well, I'm going to just say we forgot to rate that
• 1:31:15
  one. I'm going to give that one a five. And I don't like
• 1:31:19
  that. And I don't like it, no, No, I mean I
• 1:31:24
  don't like it. Honestly. Really good job, really good job. It
• 1:31:29
  was a good job. But I don't like it, so keep sending them
• 1:31:33
  in. I will just remind you that there's just certain things that we don't
• 1:31:41
  want. No sexual assault against children, please preferably no nobody in general,
• 1:31:51
  unless it was by permission, and then it wouldn't be an assault. That's
• 1:31:57
  true. It could be a pepper, but yeah, that seems to be.
• 1:32:02
  That's one of those things where the more and more that I meet and
• 1:32:08
  talk to people, especially since starting like their teenth cure and starting this with
• 1:32:12
  you and doing the live streaming thing, that is a trigger for a lot
• 1:32:15
  of folks. It is. So if you know, we'll obvious, we'll
• 1:32:18
  probably filter ideally will filter those out. And school shootings, yeah, I
• 1:32:27
  mean, even even on our podcast, a regular podcast, I don't want
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  to can't say no kids because like the one tonight, the fire one,
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  there's a child and that one. Yeah, but you know what I mean,
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  nothing sexual related against children. Absolutely, those will get screened out.
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  In school shootings, I due to personal reasons I just can't handle. Oh
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  yeah, I mean, and if you really want to hear about those,
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  you can go listen to active shooter. I can go listen to active shooter.
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  And that is those are the hardest scripts that I have to read,
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  so okay, I am just going to have to share that one because this
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  is the worst haircut ever. Yes, I hate the fact that you can
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  pull it off perfectly and I can't. So I don't know if this wig
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  can ever be worn again with the amount of hairspray I put on this wig
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  to get it to function. Tonight, might find another one. Will it
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  stand up by itself? Was it bitten by that spider? It was bitten
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  by our spider. So some I think it's coming up soon. You know,
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  we do the terrifying Thursdays. One of them that's coming up, and
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  I forget what the number is, but it was a high number of how
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  many spiders you swallow a night while you're sleeping. No, nope, nope,
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  nope. We're stopping now. I'm going to hit the end button right
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  now, So just keep an eye on our socials for that, because I
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  do remember seeing that and I was like, yeah, I don't need to
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  know that. Nope, sure don't. But I appreciate everybody being here.
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  This was fun and we'll be back in what two weeks? Yes, yes,
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  we're gonna try and do this every other week, so you know,
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  tell your friends. Tell your enemies, it's what we do. What we
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  do. Don't tell people who hike and our creepy please, because now I'm
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  gonna be honest. I'm going to have to be very careful when I go
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  hiking or walking because I'm now scared. Oh no, oh no, thank
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  you for that. Whoever sent that in? Who know? I have enough
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  sleep issue, So now I can't hike either. Yeah. I don't mean
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  to laugh. It's really not fun, but here we are. Okay,
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  Scharene right, you need to sleep, you need to sleep. No,
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  all right, well, everybody, I'm gonna letterarry close out. Oh do
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  you not have our little video closer? Oh? I do have the video
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  closer, but I thought you might want to say it any Oh you wanted
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  me to do it. Okay, stay safe, watch out for crime,
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  and enjoy one time. Take care of yourself, your family, don't forget
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  to smile, and stay away from those spiders in those four hour erections.
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  Bye, everybody in the the